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[+34] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: Dear MU, if the stock doesn’t increase by at least 12% today, I’m taking my $7,300 investment elsewhere. Good luck explaining that embarrassment to the Board.
[+29] u/Able_Durian_1832: msft is red, it is a major indicator that today is going to be a great Green Day
[+28] u/Any_Influence_8305: it's a TACO Tuesday miracle, everything green except MSFT as Allah intended
[+19] u/king_of_all_retards: 🥭: "No peace deal with Iran, what a bunch of DISGRACEFUL LUNATICS, big scums really COOOO COOOO in the head, anyway peace deal talks going very well I respect them very much for their tough negotiation skills"
[+15] u/Any_Influence_8305: Every decent space stock is green, yet SPCX still dropping back to IPO prices lmao keep this mf meme stock out of SPY 🤌
[+11] u/oknBagholding: Is today a +10% day for space stocks or is it a green premarket into -8% 20 mins after open day
[+11] u/Leather_Mention5916: Has Islamic Japan finally surrendered?!
[+9] u/External_Antelope357: Taco tuesday! Can we expect atleast 3% upside on spy?
[+9] u/Other_Field6502: Im going to open the curve of hormuz
[+9] u/fenstapuza: If the straight of Hormuz stays closed, can we just make a gay of Hormuz and use that instead?
[+8] u/Starkfault: Either this is RKLB’s bottom or it’ll be a mild Christmas this year
[+8] u/Pamper69: Sometimes I forget how many non Americans and poor people are on reddit. It explains a lot tbh
[+8] u/Specific-Path3179: people bought puts LOL
[+8] u/skeet_scoot: Korean dips are fake and gay.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+8] u/3500theprice: 760 today, Inshallah
[+7] u/IxXSir_PeenXx: The Egyptians used to believe the most significant thing you could do was die. And in that way I consider my portfolio Egyptian
[+7] u/syedhuda: today the bers will evaporate like a mango ceasefire agreement
[+7] u/-Voyag3r-: We've reached equilibrium. Algorithms will buy and sell this range forever
[+6] u/Ok-Ship-4625: Oil want to gap up to 90
[+6] u/MustardQuenelle: GREEN TODAY I’M FEELING IT
[+6] u/xeemyy: Chat so fast nobody will see that I am a bagholder (and I’m gay)
[+6] u/mangroovesz: CPI already priced in. Get on the boat bois we goind to d moon
[+6] u/Working_Space_1260: Buy the dips, ATH’s , 🖕gay bears, let’s make some money
[+6] u/OakzuTV: As the big Buffett once said, "Sideways is better than downways"
[+6] u/GuyFaulks77: Majorly bullish today. $755
[+6] u/Plastic_Barracuda711: Let's just all collectively agree to no longer use the strait
[+6] u/hioman01: Software retards thought they can have 2 green days in a row lol
[+5] u/haarmeggido: The bears are gay today as well.
[+5] u/IDFStrongestSoldier: Boots on ground. Calls!
[+5] u/Deadecigs: Idk how you guys even trade this shit 😂😂 calls and puts only crew u guys are crazy
[+5] u/Enjzey: everything is so bullish
[+5] u/ysl1436: Guys don't fumble it, asian and europeans bought semiconductors up for you
[+5] u/astromouse2024: So is aapl going to make the push to 320
[+5] u/Slvrg: After the Islamic republic of Japan gets bombed with noodles witkoff and kushner will negotiate the market green for another 3 days then war back on.
2026 summed up!
[+5] u/Katieblahblahbloo: I only make money when I do the opposite of this sub
[+5] u/Background-Nothing71: Reading the google reviews of the Straight of Hormuz is pretty hilarious.
[+17] u/SpitefulSeagull: 19 hours ago: why Cramer says IBM is a BUY right now
You can't make this shit up
[+14] u/Hearts08: Anyone missing Jerome Powell?
[+13] u/Ok_Ambassador_4311: 760 and I’ll never do 0dtes again until tomorrow
[+13] u/brute-forced: The guy on CNBC right now, Chamath Palihapitiya, is a total scam artist. He was 1000% pro-SPAC in 2020 and getting millions to invest in these shitty investments only to come on cnbc this morning and say, “well the ceos of those spacs made tons of money” while “speculators”, normal Americans, got fucked. This dude has no soul and lacks all morals. A degenerate from sri lanka that needs to fuck off
[+12] u/Ceyenne18: Mon - Sell AI
Tue - Buy AI
Wed - Sell AI
Thur - Buy AI
Fri - Sell AI
I have cracked the code.
[+12] u/DipSniper69: I hope you all make a lot of money today.
except people who bought SpaceX above like 200. You guys just stop trading LMFAO.
[+11] u/Dapper-Hat-6523: Anyone else’s yahoo finance being weird and delayed?
[+11] u/plzplzplztendies: Hot take, eating ass is gay.
[+11] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Just woke up, time to check my IBM calls
[+10] u/housemouse431: were jn a bull trap within a larger bear trap in a sideways market within a generational bull market
[+10] u/CMTTrader: \*Bloomberg: Samsung is exploring a potential US share sale after rival chipmaker SK Hynix's blockbuster listing last week
[+10] u/CharacterSell4054: LOL, banks are gonna dump hard today.
[+10] u/Cpryus: is it time to fomo memory before aths
[+10] u/tamagotchiparent: my friend is just getting into trading. he texted me yesterday super annoyed that he was down $15 from a basis of $200.
i read that and sighed. to be young and naive again.........
[+10] u/mks_csw: MSFT gotta be the worst stock in the history of stocks, maybe ever
[+9] u/Scribble_Box: I hope you all lose money today.
[+9] u/NotMe357: ""Iran will consider all of Elon Musk's companies in the Middle East, including SpaceX's Starlink internet service, as military targets," per CNBC"
[+9] u/ebfeebfe: Crude Oil rises +4% on the news that U.S. administration drained the Reflecting Pool in retaliation to Iran closing the Strait Of Hormuz.
[+9] u/OrangMiskin: Come one Mango and Iran, start the missiles so my MSFT can print.
[+9] u/rholt168: All I know is whatever I choose will be wrong.
[+9] u/OrangMiskin: Why MSFT always drops like a rock wtf man
[+9] u/OntologicalSquirrel: red by open. wait, this doesn't sound right
[+9] u/AirwickS: IBMbarrased if I was them
[+9] u/Boraximus: MUtards unite for another glorious day
[+9] u/Joey-Cap: IBM is the sacraficial lamb offered up to the semi gods
[+8] u/dontslambro: I need to make some money today boys
[+8] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: If you want to ruin your American experience, get a bidet in your home. You’ll feel you live in a third world country whenever you shit in a public restroom.
[+8] u/Scribble_Box: Post one fucking gain on this website and you have 3000 Chinese bots asking for your number... Tianamen square you fucking cucks.
[+8] u/Orangebathroomtowel: This doesn’t feel like SPY green EOD.. The vibes are off
[+8] u/Relative-Parfait-385: Rip msft , orcl , crm and sap , collateral damage
[+8] u/victorrrrrr: Cramer said buy IBM yesterday. Down 20% premarket.
[+7] u/Fhyzikz: Please god I never ask for anything; please make CPI cooler than expected or cooked to appear that way
[+7] u/justlosinmoney: Jpm didn’t shit the bed interesting
[+7] u/housemouse431: jp morgan eps beat looked almost like video game numbers...these banks minting money
[+7] u/Ceyenne18: Tens of thousands of SPCX IPO "investors" wondering if they are going to be bag holders at $135.
[+7] u/Used_Cat8248: So basically calls at open and 30min in puts all the way
[+7] u/Shoty6966-_-: What’s going on in spyraq
[+7] u/ZeroSumTruths: KOSPI: We will return to our regular scheduled dumping tomorrow
[+7] u/Remarkable_Owl: Starting the day with a frictionless wipe. Things are not going great.
[+7] u/CEOofBeanz: Thank God, I was waiting to see DRAM at $54
[+7] u/Boraximus: fakest dump i ever seen
[+7] u/CMTTrader: \*IBM CEO: DID NOT ANTICIPATE MAGNITUDE OF CAPEX REPRIORITIZATION
\*IBM CEO: CLIENTS WERE DISTRACTED WITH CYBERSECURITY CONCERNS
\*IBM SINKS 15% AFTER 2Q PRELIMINARY REVENUE MISSES ESTIMATE
\*IBM CEO: SAW CLIENTS SHIFT QUARTERLY CAPEX SPEND IN JUNE
\*IBM CEO: THIS DYNAMIC IMPACTED CLIENT BUYING PATTERNS
[+7] u/yourgirl696969: I’m feeling a 10% day for MU
[+7] u/turboMXDX: SaaS is dead again...for the 200th time this year
[+7] u/Ok_GAINZ: Didn’t realize IBM was the leading indicator of the entire fucking software sector.
[+7] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: I'm not out of touch, the market is
🤔
[+7] u/DeltaP2SavetheE: All the canaries are fucking dead and rotting and yet yall stay dancing
[+7] u/v0xb0x_: If CPI is bad this is gonna get ugly
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Is the strait of 🥭 now, you’re just going to have to accept it
[+6] u/westTN731: Damn, coffee really does hit the spot
[+6] u/visionarymind: *\[only Strait users can read this message\]*
[+6] u/kryptonyk: Banks posting earnings beats across the board
[+6] u/notsogood_man: IBM where you going bud
[+6] u/gamblinproblem: Were the numbers leaked?
[+6] u/CMTTrader: IBM -14%
\*IBM RELEASES PRELIMINARY 2Q RESULTS
\*IBM PRELIM 2Q REV. $17.2B, EST. $17.86B
[+6] u/Fit_Set2526: dow futes +130 to -360, that was quick
[+6] u/DM_KITTY_PICS: IBM rebranding to ICBM.
Your ports never had a chance
[+6] u/Boring_Ad7277: "oh nice msft and service now are green with everything red, maybe its time for software to finally ralley"
next day -5% servicenow premarket nad -2% msft premarket, nice.
[+6] u/RetinalSmear: "In the last few weeks of June, we saw clients shift their quarterly capex spend toward servers, storage, and memory purchases to secure supply-constrained infrastructure ahead of expected price increases. This dynamic impacted client buying patterns. While we anticipated some supply chain related impact in our expectations, we did not anticipate the magnitude of the capex reprioritization."
MU $2000
[+6] u/KarlLachsfeld: INTERNATIONAL BER MACHINES
LMAO
[+6] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: MSFT down. You all know what this means
[+6] u/gamersEmpire: MSFT red = markets pump LUL
[+6] u/minute-to-midnight: # Jim Cramer on IBM: “It’s Inexpensive and Arvind Krishna’s Doing a Fantastic Job”
[+6] u/Boraximus: oracle boutta bounce off that 4650 day SMA
[+6] u/RJ5R: So wallstreet firms are issuing guidance saying SPCX is a strong buy at this price.
Haha. These dumb fuxs think we will fall for that horse shit.
Ok a lot of us will, but most of us won't
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: CPI is going to cause the start of Julys rally. You heard it here first.
[+6] u/Scribble_Box: Post a 130k realized return and people get bigly butt hurt. Classic reddit.
[+5] u/guccioli: \-89% on my calls? Just the way she goes
[+5] u/FartPolluter: Sign up to patreon and i'll tell you which of my bags need pumping
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Today we use stop losses? I mean think about it. Being down $100 for the day cause of a stop loss or choose to just watch your option do its thing and end the day down $700
[+5] u/_rockthemike: Is WDC leaps free money or what
[+5] u/Relative-Parfait-385: In a sea of green , msft is red
[+5] u/Twoverybigwords00: CLSK signed a deal
Will be rerated, free money. Up 18% 🚀
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Just set up a tire repair shop near near an interstate exit. Deploy screws daily. Infinite profit.
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Look i just woke up ok
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Top commenters are either:
Bots
Extremely toxic
Extremely toxic bots that say your TA is shit when it’s right, and try to make you feel retarded.
Lonely fuckers that try to give the chat the best TA they have, while occasionally shitposting and roasting their own shitty positions because they didn’t follow their own TA which means they chased, and encourage people to short their position because they know it’s expiring worthless.
Retarded
[+5] u/Unfamous_Trader: Did IBM just fuck my ORCL calls?????
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Money that was never even rotated into software is rotating out of software
[+5] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: Msft dumping bc of ibm
Fkn great.... fuck u ibm
[+5] u/PowerSpecialist8700: Is IBM stuck in the strait of hormuz
[+5] u/Wall-in_Fuckett: musk paying off analysts to pump his stock to atleast 180 by first earnings so his cronies can sell more stocks this shit gonna pump to 220 watch it
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Won** — /u/NWJSMJ (1W - 0L, 100%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **NVDA** ▲ | $203.46 → $205.90 | +1.2% | 2h 17m | Won |
[+5] u/desilent: ORCL just knows no bottom, it's insane
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: Bers yap a lot until you tell them to post their all time. Then they'll either:
1) Magically disappear
2) Get super defensive
3) Start coping and calling everyone else baggies.
🌈🐻sitting on massive losses 🤡🤡🤡🤡
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: jfc IBM -20% is CRAZY
[+5] u/brute-forced: Chamath is a degenerate. He looks like shit and unhealthy as his soul rots in real time
[+5] u/ebfeebfe: IBM falls in pre-market trading after company renames itself to IBN. Stock analysts say the use of the N-word in the company's name might affect valuation, despite management's confidence in the surprising move.
[+5] u/Fun_Corner_2954: fuck u ibm fuck u orcl fuck u msft
[+5] u/DeadInternetVoid: Dead flat wedge.
Theta plays getting rich AF....
[+5] u/Kindled808: We’re looking stable pre market
[+5] u/kings1zeCB: wtf is even the play for today
[+5] u/jakeisarake: I love when my 10x margin pays off...not sure what happens when it doesn't
[+5] u/kaapooj: mods should flair u as minsformer in chief
[+34] u/VTI4LYFE69: This CPI report in 27 minutes will determine the entire fate of mankind
[+33] u/OldWonder5865: Thank goodness I’m not bag holding memory stocks anymore. Got into ole reliable IBM shares yesterday to bring some stability to the port
[+29] u/trust_it_bb: IBM HOLY FUCK I HAD 100k IN DEC CALLS I SOLD ON THAT RUN UP BACK TO 300 FOR BREAKEVEN.
LMAO HOLY NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE
[+22] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: I played AC black flag 13 years ago by putting a disc in my ps3.
I paid $60 yesterday and cant get past the ubisoft launcher, because they want my name, phone number, email, and age before theyll let me play the damn game.
They wonder why gaming is dying. What sort of dumbass shit is this?
[+20] u/rx29mw: # Jim Cramer Says Buy IBM Right Now: Here Is Why Arvind Krishna Has This Stock Undervalued
Gerelyn Terzo
Mon, July 13, 2026 at 6:10 PM GMT+2
THIS IS NOT REAL HAHAHAHA I CANT
[+20] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Was up 400% on ibm calls and held and now this. Wiped out
[+17] u/sufficiently7777: You didn’t buy the Semi dip? LOL
[+16] u/jiggolo420: For the love of god, can we get the hotline number for ORCL investors?!
[+15] u/szokdogg: IBM loses almost 25% of its value in like 20 minutes. Fucking wild. Glad I decided to invest in MSFT instead - o wait
[+14] u/broke_person: MSFT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
IM GONNA BE TITS DOWN. I CANT RECOVER FROM THIS YALLLLLL
🥲😭😭😭😭😭😭
[+14] u/VTI4LYFE69: Orange man going to rig the CPI numbers
Bears FOOKED
[+12] u/A55BAG: Yesterday ORCL was going down with ai stocks. Today it's taking a dive with software. This ticker can't win 🤣
[+12] u/FireInTheRing: IBM PUTS PAID 3000:1 WHAT THE FUCK??????
[+12] u/JohanLiebert92: Why msft gotta be dragged too? Fuck IBM
[+12] u/Whole_Tea_4383: LMAO 🥭 is a IBM bagholder now💀🤣
[+12] u/LaserBeamer17: Those numbers are absolutely cooked, no way that’s true
Practicing for 5 mins from now
[+11] u/hftrobo9285: As a Bul, I’m not celebrating yet until CPI and bank earnings are over
[+11] u/InitiativeGlum2507: RIP my huge position in IBM.
[+11] u/FidelityHelpMePlease: We're in for another red week, aren't we?
[+11] u/SxeySteve: Mango wants a rate cut so bad he's going to pull the plug on this life support economy 😮💨
[+11] u/MansBarelyHot: IBM puts would’ve retired me
[+11] u/Senior_Yesterday_825: Welcome back to semis
[+11] u/Me-Regarded: So basically RAM is the new gold. Sell everything, buy potato chips and ram chips
[+11] u/FinePerformance1046: lol the guy that bought 840k of MSFT yesterday caused this
[+11] u/davidbigham: IBM just fked everyone 🤡🤡
[+11] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Bols waking up w penis breath rn
[+10] u/MooseyGoosey69: Trump punching air after seeing IBM
[+10] u/LuvSicPt5: Time to re enter the memory rally
[+10] u/Successful-End7689: Wall Street used IBM to send tech a message for earnings seasosn
deliver clean numbers or prepare to get your face ripped off lol
[+10] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: I was bagholder, then i was investor, now i am joining a fucking prayer group for MSFT, holy shit.
[+10] u/fredditf: CPI (MoM) (Jun) -0.4% vs -0.1% EST
CPI (YoY) (Jun) 3.5% vs 3.8% EST
Core CPI (MoM) (Jun) 0.0% vs 0.2% EST
Core CPI (YoY) (Jun) 2.6% vs 2.8% EST
[+10] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Gonna go tell my wife I bought her a new bag. Can't wait to see the look on her face when I tell her it's ORCL.
[+10] u/Ill_Mastodon8324: Great cpi news that has already been undone by the fat mango cunt. Moronic
[+9] u/PompeiiSketches: Inflation cool, Iran war doesn't matter, STOCKS. GO. UP.
[+9] u/Hour-Bag-8426: IBM said the N word and went hard r
[+9] u/Top-Sir-1215: After watching ibm I’m realizing maybe I should not be in some of these stocks I’m in
[+9] u/Peeeeech: So much for a software degree 🤡
[+9] u/vermilli21: # Congratulations to whoever had IBM puts, you made bank
[+9] u/whitehypeman: I can solve this: aIBM
[+9] u/le_pedal: IBM? Isn't that like the Kodak of computers? Bunch of idiots, lol!
[+9] u/BFox1982: IBM should've bought less avocado toast
[+9] u/grim32025: IBM's new preliminary earning report of $2.93 a share on revenue of $17.2 billion, below analysts’ expectations for earnings of $3.01 a share and revenue of $17.86 billion.
So they missed on like 3% of previous quarter guidance and the stock drops -23%? Am I reading this right.
[+9] u/mmaisumm: Why not one of you chronically online regards told us the play was IBM puts you crazy bastards
[+9] u/Bichael-Murry: kinda scary, everyday some company is randomly gonna dump -20% 'just cuz' and another one just gonna pump +20%
this is a casino, sir
[+9] u/plumpypenguin: irritable bowel movement
[+9] u/Beerplz94: So it looks like all the Banks earnings are good :?
[+9] u/Foremole_of_redwall: I own a fuck ton of IBM. AMA
[+9] u/YoDooley: Jim Cramer causes all of this
[+9] u/steem99: CPI hitting the towers in 17 minutes. Brace for impact
[+9] u/trust_it_bb: 10k in weekly ibm puts and you literally retire 3 generations of your bloodline
[+9] u/curtanbe23: I need +1% Spy Today
[+9] u/plumpypenguin: buying one share of IBM at market open to ensure SAAS stays permanently dead
[+9] u/dumbfemboiwhor: I'm down 35% in 2 days give me a good play here
[+9] u/KittyLover-7: How long before I see a “why I’m going in heavy on IBM” on value investing?
[+9] u/ResultMurky8153: Bears about to get taught a hard lesson today!!!
[+9] u/PoobliusFlavius: YES THE LIES
WORK FULL PORT CALLS
[+9] u/amplaoumplasD: Im not a bear but these numbers are shameless lol
[+8] u/Waste-Milk2716: im literally shaking waiting for cpi to drop. what has my life come to
[+8] u/claytondpark: $460k MSFT calls guy not gonna be happy today
[+8] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: AFTER 3 DAYS HE AROSE FROM HIS BAN🫴🪨
[+8] u/Friendly-Profit-8590: So is the cpi gonna kill any hope for my calls today?
[+8] u/Throwaway37620: Does mbappe score tonight?
[+8] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: Cramer said buy IBM on July 9… 🤣🤣🤣🤣 💃💃💃🤣
[+8] u/saintmitchy: CPI will come in soft, the market will pump unreasonably hard, and my oil positions will instantly die. This is my prophecy.
[+8] u/GneissFrog: International Bagholder Machines
[+8] u/Perfectly_Splendid89: Imagine IBM CEO right now:
His office's glass door is closed. Outside, people watch as he argues heatedly on the phone. He ends the call, walks back to his desk, and sinks into his chair. At 8:00am, he pours himself half a glass of whiskey and stares silently out over the city.
[+8] u/Thebestofbuffalo: CPI gonna be devastating and market will immediately pump to ATH because this shit dont make sense
[+8] u/Reply_Stunning: 🚨 **June CPI: -3.7% YoY. Economists Spend Entire Press Conference Looking for a Spreadsheet Error**
[+8] u/mmaisumm: Not one single user here had IBM puts? Lmao
[+8] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: After taking care of a small home for +10 years, I dont want a big home like I dreamed about as a kid. All I picture is bigger bills and more shit to fix and maintain.
[+8] u/dabblesest: Everyone talking about IBM, but MSFT did its best to shit the bed as well.
It deserves a little recognition
[+8] u/DryBicycle5629: MSFT and NOW don’t deserve to be down on IBM’s upset
[+8] u/Maximum-Side-9391: Release the cooked CPI
[+8] u/Reply_Stunning: 🚨 **JUNE CPI ARRIVES SOFT ENOUGH TO BE CLASSIFIED AS MONETARY FAN FICTION.**
[+8] u/TumbleweedHealthy226: Fed has “no tolerance” for persistently high inflation… lets it soar over 2% for the last 5 years
[+8] u/Damerman: This bull trap is so obvious that its actually gonna make a new ATH
[+7] u/Competitive_Wind7738: Gotta love how the market doesn’t fall if ceasefire ended but goes up so much if he says peace deal coming soon. Scam
[+7] u/National-Log5203: I think the SaaS dump will get bought up at open.
Either that, or I am royally and utterly fucked
[+7] u/Fun-Time4064: When does Trump TACO?
[+7] u/aftherith: Ask your doctor if a mental disability diagnosis is right for you.
[+7] u/Samjabr: Not a ghey Ber or FUD doomer, but I am reading some cogent arguments why Vera Rubin might not go the way everyone wants it to.
NVDA is eyeing $1 Trillion of GPU sales between 2026-2027 (primarily Rubin - very power hungry). Let's not even ask who is going to buy all those GPUs, considering hyperscalers have literally burned through their cash on hand and are now issuing bonds.
**ELECTRICITY** \- To run that # of GPUs would take \~40 Gigawatts of electricity (The equivalent of powering 30 million homes...)
Said differently, that's 40 (large scale) nuclear power plants, 70 Gas power plants, or 80 coal power plants all built in the next 2 years - (Good luck trying to build a nuclear plant in less than 15 years - not a joke - Nimby, regulations, etc.). Coal? 😂
And this assumes nothing else is added to the grid - all the new facilities, factories, homes, etc. It wasn't that long ago that TX and CA were doing rolling blackouts. But sure, we're going to build 40 GW of electricity in 24-36 months 🤡
[+7] u/Swiftnice: Every time I think I missed the bottom to buy MSFT it drops again lol
[+7] u/likamuka: OK bitches, time for astrology.
We are entering the so called Jupiter Neptune trine. This is the phase where the mania is comfortable. Valuation detaches from cash flow and nobody minds. The trine is the aspect of ease. It flows, it meets no resistance, it is not felt as a crisis because nothing pushes back.
It all looks very positive until at least autumn.
[+7] u/Connect_Piccolo6801: How the fuck does oracle go down when AI goes down and it also goes down when software is down. Make up your fucking mind if it's a AI play or not
[+7] u/Skilledthunder: IBM fucking decimated Saas stocks. As if MSFT needed more help going down smh my head
[+7] u/Thebestofbuffalo: Just throwing it out there that IBM was lower in May. Everybody calm tf down
[+7] u/CMDR_Shepard96: Why can my SaaS stocks never have a +10% day? Always -10% days 😮💨
[+7] u/YoDooley: International Booty Man ☠️🪦
[+7] u/boglemydingleregard: Holy fuck, IBM. What a dumper. 🥂
[+7] u/M4roon: wsb is the wisest sub because they know they're retards
\-Plado
[+7] u/Adventurous_Garlic58: Chat moving so fast no one will notice I’m ghey😳
[+7] u/Poseidon_233: Get ready for the rip
[+7] u/DufflebagJoe: wtf is CPI I can’t find that ticker in Robinhood
[+7] u/FLRugDealer: Everyone saying “fed minutes XY&Z” obviously didn’t read them or listen to K-Warsh at all. They’re looking at different data to ‘get a better picture’ of inflation, which if you speak grift means inflation is going to look better and better. It may not actually be getting any better for you, the average poor, but the numbers are going to be better. Buy calls MFs.
[+7] u/VTI4LYFE69: SORRY BEARS THE GAMES RIGGED
[+7] u/jerome-yellen: CPI cool = Lower rates = Great for semis and memory (high debt, capital intensive)
[+7] u/Infamous_Ad3866: If he also tacos today I think we might have a 5% spy day ngl.
[+7] u/Ok-Analysis4121: I have 3 kids. I spent $156 for 6 items at Costco. These numbers are absolute bullshit
[+7] u/hermeskino715: Numbers so overcooked lol
[+7] u/Bam2458: THE LOWEST INFLATION EVER, ICE COLD, SOME ARE SAYING THEY CAN FEEL THE RATE CUTS ALREADY
[+6] u/Reply_Stunning: 🚨 **GLOBAL MARKETS HALTED AFTER U.S. CPI PRINTS -9.9%; TRADERS QUESTION WHETHER RELEASE BELONGS TO THE CORRECT TIMELINE.**
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Props to the chef on their cooking
[+6] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: LMAO bears realizing they’re going up against a rigged system that needs assets to pump for eternity
[+6] u/Meeting_Ok2: Damn if you bought IBM puts you rich
[+6] u/Dectane12345: If we could go back to pumping the market, that'd be great.
[+6] u/octopus_serenader: A garbage truck woke me up at 4am and I decided to look at my phone and just started selling. Fun.
[+6] u/plumpypenguin: didn’t expect IBM to save the semi trade but I’ll take it
[+6] u/JustLurkCarryOn: In b4 the cooked numbers drop, market pumps, and bers here cry about the market being a scam like we didn’t already know that.
[+6] u/CMDR_Shepard96: So IBM dumps 22% and SaaS as a whole dumps another~5% because "IBM Reported Prelim Q2 Sales Of $17.2B Vs. $17.86B"
"Revenue of $17.2 billion, up 1 percent
Software revenue up 5 percent"
Make it make sense
[+6] u/National-Log5203: IBM really cucking my MSFT calls
[+6] u/enc-nyc: Oil at 80 and we're pumping?
[+6] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: i was just margin called from ibm
[+6] u/DoIt4TheMayMays: IBM? ..more like ICBM 💥
[+6] u/vermilli21: Imagine wiping out 3 months of gain in one day (IBM) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[+6] u/plumpypenguin: so back to semis pumping and SAAS eating shit all month long?
[+6] u/Thebestofbuffalo: I held onto spy puts overnight like an idiot
[+6] u/abssynth: IBM down 24% in less than 30 mins FFS
[+6] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: Did IBM get put on a terrorist watchlist? Jesus
[+6] u/brucekeller: Watching some YT short on China and their national art exam and cheating. It showed a person grading portraits and they wrote down one score of \~54/100, went to the next portrait, which was so much worse than the other one, that they went back to the first portrait and gave it 5 more points, lol.
[+6] u/bidahtibull: I keep averaging down, but the down keeps getting downer?
[+6] u/NAVChaser: Is IBM a cryptocurrency I missed? How TF can it drop 20% unlubbed??
[+6] u/Namtabmal: Are companies just allowed to release earnings prematurely? Wtf was that drop? Fuck IBM
[+6] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Is Larry Ellison gonna be able to afford the TW acquisition? He’s quickly losing his wealth and ORCL is looking shakier by the day
[+6] u/corndog_messiah: Numbers coming in so cooked Warsh is gonna emergency cut to 50 bp before open
[+6] u/Pauldoc001: Has SpaceX gone to Alpha Centauri yet?
[+6] u/corndog_messiah: Port fading but I ain’t scared. Ok maybe lil bit
[+6] u/AerieZealousideal330: MSFT, ORCL, IBM, my retirement in shambles. In the meantime, spacetards are taking over the world. smh
[+6] u/ShittyUsernane1222: american multi decade -99% perma ber market will begin in a few hours.
[+6] u/Legendary-Lemon: IBM bols are literally ded
[+6] u/Historical_Cover8133: Holy shit, IBM... that's not a normal drop. Numbers must be atrocious.
[+6] u/Samjabr: IBM new business model = mining.
Currently working its way to the center of the earth.
[+6] u/LuvSicPt5: MSFT absorbs ALL negative news from SaaS and HW but none of the good ones!
[+6] u/patricktu1258: Can we just stop fucking rotating? Follow what Jensen said “AI will boost Saas business” and let’s make money together. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+6] u/FriendlyGold1717: Just when I hope there is a run up for MSFT earning date… I’m drowning in my own MSFT baggage!!!
[+6] u/ValueOfADollar: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO SAAS???
[+6] u/RoccoFb: Ibm 230 puts are up 90,000% , i could have fucking retired
[+6] u/Efficient-Swimmer30: IBM CEO just nuked all of software
[+6] u/fenton7: Any update on the guy who bought $400k of IBM (Incredibly Bad Management) call options?
[+6] u/Easy_Relation3549: HOLY SHIT ZERO INFLATION
[+6] u/WarenBoffet: # LMAO BERS THOT
# TOLD YOU, THIS CPI WIOULD BE MORE COOKED THAN YOUR UNCLE BURNT BURGER
[+6] u/warriorjoe1: Holy shit that shrek dick
[+6] u/daxtaslapp: BREAKING: CPI LOWEST SINCE 4/2020 (no joke)
[+6] u/Damerman: Lmaoo... Someone ordered their CPI well done
[+6] u/Typical-Layer-1253: Rate cuts are coming now
[+6] u/TreGet234: Do not underestimate the greatest economy ever.
[+6] u/teh_herper: # How would you like your books cooked?
~~medium~~
~~medium well~~
~~well done~~
# CONGRATULATIONS 🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/Fit_Feedback5981: If Korea sells this shit tomorrow we invade
[+6] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Bulls win award for shortest pump in history of all pumps 💞
[+6] u/Ok-Entrepreneur-8195: Bro you got to chill I thought I was fucked I just woke up
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: ⚡ FLASH: U.S. CPI -13.7% Y/Y (EST. +2.8%); ALL MAJOR ASSET CLASSES ENTER PRICE DISCOVERY SIMULTANEOUSLY.
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: MSFT CEO should be fired at this point already
[+5] u/darkspherei: don't trust shit in this market, red by close
[+5] u/da-pkitty: SPCX green while Microsoft just dropped 3% in 5 minutes. Ahhh now there’s the market I know and love
[+5] u/NoviCordis: I hope ORCL fucks me in the ass a little more today
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: Come on 🥭, this is usually prime time peace deal announcement
[+5] u/Deathwish_1986: Semiconductors about to get fullconductors
[+5] u/Pretty_Dragonfly_716: Idk if anyone had puts on ibm but congrats on being rich
[+5] u/BFox1982: I'm finna start saying finna 🤌
[+5] u/Autistic-Bot: Trumps will tweet about $IBM before Friday
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: I bought NOW literally 15 minutes before IBM earnings announcement and I didn’t even know IBM had earnings this morning. Get that shit on the earnings board!!
[+5] u/CMDR_Shepard96: Fuck sake. My SaaS options went from -80% to -70%.
Aaand now we're back to dumping.
[+5] u/Captndad: Roughly half semis/infra and half SaaS, someone tell me how to feel!
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: Oracle you build data centres you fucking idiot stop dumping with Saas go to the moon NOW
[+5] u/plumpypenguin: SAAS baggies to IBM: you are an enemy of Christ
[+5] u/doctorqaz: Fckng IBM dragged MSFT and all software stocks
[+5] u/Bravadette: Damn all the banks dropping from earnings other than Goldman Sachs today
[+5] u/Educational_Party270: Goodbye msft hello mu
[+5] u/Goody2Shoes92: Wtf why wasn't ibm on the earnings chart
[+5] u/Jamiel_Odoml: $IBM JUST REPORTED PRELIMINARY Q2 EARNINGS AND ITS DOWN 15%
[+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Is this like, the start of the big one?
[+5] u/RegularAnalyst4624: So I guess semis are back on the menu?
[+5] u/Colloquial: IBM spent too much on commercials
[+5] u/Dealer_Existing: Jim Cramer lol [https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/jim-cramer-ibm-inexpensive-arvind-152555444.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/jim-cramer-ibm-inexpensive-arvind-152555444.html)
[+5] u/hftrobo9285: IBM CEO: “In the last few weeks of June, we saw clients shift their quarterly capex spend toward servers, storage, and memory purchases to secure supply-constrained infrastructure ahead of price increases.”
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: IBM sacrificed itself so memory may live
[+5] u/Fancy_Goat685: Everything computer at IBM
[+5] u/iamjt: My regarded calls are actually printing a bit.
[+5] u/Thegreenpatriot: IBM crashing but QQQ pumping make it make sense
[+5] u/Fast_Half4523: Are -3% for msft due to IBM a bit overdone?
[+5] u/Asleep_Syllabub9864: Where is the taco ordered
[+5] u/Happy-Astronomer5242: Please recommend a stock. All i ask for is 30% :(
[+5] u/BeatzAway: The market is really treating ORCL like some random shitcoins, just wow.
[+5] u/FidelityHelpMePlease: nothing looks good to buy
[+5] u/Icy-Dimension2914: Anyone else buying the dip on IBM here? Seems like an overreaction at -23%
[+5] u/Evander85: Stay leveraged, pony boy
[+5] u/heikici: Hormuz closed -> anoos open.
Hormuz open -> also anoos open.
???
[+5] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Cooked CPI, sponsored by SpaceX
LMAO
[+5] u/ADynes: I transferred 80% of my port out in the last couple weeks after being up 45% on the year. I'm not gonna do any better. I'm throwing it all on my mortgage and with the remainder I bought some RIVN because I honestly believe they are 20+ after earnings. And then when that prints I'm throwing that on there too.
This is the least stress I've felt in months. Highly recommend.
[+5] u/Swiftnice: \-20% day for PLTR HAHA
[+5] u/Insolent_Kavu: I dont care what anyone says, MSFT earnings will rip your face off
[+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: Ooo things are dipping. Someone got wind of CPI?
[+5] u/fish_: nbis short interest at 30% 👀
[+5] u/mmaisumm: That fucking widget is useless.
Oh IBM sentiment is 69% bear now really??
[+5] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: I’m done touching saas stocks. Just gonna hope and pray at this point
[+5] u/VinAsheel: Market is cooked, now itts ber market until eoy
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: I need this, my margin needs this, please CPI
[+5] u/LuvSicPt5: PLS CPI I need this day to be green.
Now I understand how Koreans felt just before getting their margin call.
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: 🚨 **CPI SOFT ENOUGH THAT THE PHRASE "SOFT LANDING" HAS BEEN UPGRADED TO "DIVINE INTERVENTION."**
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: MSFT and ORCL might send me back to Wendy’s before end of the month bro lol
[+5] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: Day 42, still stuck in Somalia. Need MU to hit 1880 before 31 july
Praise be to Allah
[+5] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: IBM news drops the day after hedge funds are discovered to be buying record numbers of semi/memory stocks, wtf
[+5] u/LeakMyBigBowls: Alright which one of you retards got IBM puts, show yourselfs
[+5] u/SalemKinkTrials: See u regards on the other side
[+5] u/grimandnordic1: Need the entire market to pump 900 trillion into earnings season so I can recover my June losses
[+5] u/CPA-hole: Consumer Pussy Index
[+5] u/SalemKinkTrials: Bears are so fucked (I have no idea what the numbers are)
[+5] u/confusedandsmellyman: This admin def touched the CPI cuz, well you know
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: ZERO INFLATION HAHAHAHAHA what is even this shit?
[+5] u/peterpeer9: Thank god. Just got off the phone with Robinhood tier 2 support and they were able to undo my trade after I told them I didn't know IBM was going to tank today when I bought it yesterday. Saved $38,000.
[+5] u/Les7X: LMAOOOO ameritards your market is the purest form of degeneracy, I fucking love it
[+5] u/toydan: \*US JUNE CORE CPI UNCHANGED M/M; EST. +0.2%
U.S. CPI: +3.5% YEAR-OVER-YEAR (EST. +3.8%)
U.S. CORE CPI: +2.6% YEAR-OVER-YEAR (EST. +2.8%)
\*WARSH: FED HAS ’NO TOLERANCE’ FOR PERSISTENTLY HIGH INFLATION
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: thank you CPI holy fuck
[+5] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: # BERS R SO FUKT
# CPI 🥶🤌🏻
[+5] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: PRAISE BE TO ALLAH, CPI IS COOKED FOR PERFECTION
[+5] u/myboywears: I can’t find the fucking numbers
[+5] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: i don’t believe this report but hell ya pump it
[+5] u/confusedandsmellyman: Idgaf if it's fake or real, just love to see puts for bears die LOL
[+5] u/chimp-to-the-moon: How do you like your CPI data cooked? Well done.
[+5] u/kantargi: Polymakret price for this cpi was 1% chance lol
[+5] u/wheels389: MY FUCKING CALLS ARE PRINTING I ONLY QUARTER PORTED
[+5] u/Ok-Entrepreneur-8195: Today’s a great day I may not have to rob my local gas station
[+5] u/Fraxial: Europoor here. Happy that at least my murican stocks are pumping with irreal report numbers !
[+5] u/PenguinOfB00m: Last month inflation while oil is spiking this week lol the pump will fade
[+5] u/Samjabr: Don't fade, you bag of turds
[+5] u/chimp-to-the-moon: Korean salivating looking at its exit liquidity
[+5] u/PuzzledLeader8941: GROUNDHOG SAW ITS SHADOW.
8 MORE WEEKS OF PUMP
[+5] u/davidbigham: SPY beat earning again. 760 back to the table
[+5] u/-sakuranbo: thank fuck I held those VX shorts overnight
market awarded my "patience"
[+5] u/Skulldrey: GOTTA DO THE COOKIN’ BY THE BOOK
[+5] u/Altair82: bers thought all weekend long and all last night
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: We're one taco from ath and it's Tuesday
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: Algos loved CPI. Humans fading thinking machines.
[+5] u/AdIcy3141: lol that10 second pump was sick
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: I know SPCX is hated here, but if launch goes well on Thursday, we might see some relief pumping in Space sector
[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: If we had honest leadership, SPY would be -20% YTD
[+5] u/TreGet234: CPI will likely be hot, pushing metals down even more and yields up. Still, the fed won't hike. Overall, this will be a great buying opportunity for gold and bonds.
[+5] u/Rock_or_Rol: Wellness check on ibm bulls?
[+5] u/likamuka: You do realise that we will get the real numbers come spring 2027 as soon as the investigations start?
[+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Nasdaq futures still +.5%….how?
Chips bounce back I guess…
Must be a friendly CPI coming
[+5] u/Amitriptylinekoning: the mother of all cooks
[+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: Wow, that was cooked as fucked. Oil down last month causing cooler CPI is expected but lol at -0.4%.
[+5] u/Mysterious-Device-53: CPI was indeed sponsored by SpaceX
LMAO
[+5] u/Electronic-Advisor72: International ber machine.
[+5] u/steem99: these CPI numbers look great until you realise we've literally just restarted the Iran war that put us in this hole to begin with. Call me a gay ber I don't cer
[+104] u/OSRSkarma: CPI 3.5% YoY, (Est. 3.8%)
CPI -0.4% MoM, (Est. 0.0%)
Core CPI 2.6% YoY, (Est. 2.9%)
Core CPI 0.0% MoM, (Est. 0.2%)
[+30] u/It-hurts-whenIP: You have not experienced a bigger thrill in life until you’ve tried trading 0DTE on Southwest WIFI
[+19] u/GoZukkYourself: Price changes over last year (June CPI report)
Fuel Oil: +42.9%
Gasoline: +26.7%
Electricity: +4.0%
Apparel: +3.9%
Overall CPI: +3.5%
Food away from home: +3.4%
Transportation: +3.4%
Shelter: +3.3%
Gas Utilities: +3.0%
Medical Care: +2.9%
Food at home: +2.7%
New Cars: +0.5%
Used Cars: -1.8%
Memory 🌈🐻s: -658%
[+17] u/ImpossibleForm: https://preview.redd.it/g48a97e357dh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96078ac273d2705287ec745a5a56a0a8f782b0eb
[+13] u/ddrsdght: Fraud pump immediately gone
[+12] u/gopoohgo: Even just bagholding semis are fucking exhausting.
Every day bringing 5% swings.
[+12] u/vCharged: Yup, CPI numbers are def legit 😆
[+11] u/Fernyfern7: I like how 3.5 is now considered good lmao
[+11] u/miata_only: Bears are mad inflation is low and that the administration has solved the affordability crisis
[+11] u/NotMyMainLoLzy: We lost service members in the attack
[+10] u/livingiice: How come the data looks like Im the only one struggling in the economy
[+10] u/BlackFlames01: I'm done today. Just made almost +$400 (I trade futures) and up +32% YTD. Good luck everyone else. 🙂
[+10] u/Waiting4Reccession: micron belongs at 1100
[+10] u/SetRestart: MSFT isn't even a company at this point, it's just a pump indicator.
Red = Pump
Green = Dump
[+10] u/Bapu_: We get a FANTASTIC, beautiful CPI report—the best numbers you’ve ever seen—and what do they do? The Corrupt Wall Street machines crash the market anyway! It is totally RIGGED against the American Dream, folks
[+10] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Today we need MU 15% SNDK 20%
[+9] u/Muted-South4737: Can't wait to clock in and stare at a squiggly line all day.
[+9] u/SteakEater137: Market is so easy to desensitize lmao. 3.5% inflation is now pump worthy as long as you set the bar really low and “beat expectations”
[+9] u/Thin_Cat8817: Warsh bout to create the "Bear Extinction Task Force"
[+9] u/PicklesAreTight: Holy shit. I just woke up and am now glad I sold my IBM for a 10k loss. I would have been deep in the hole.
[+9] u/IXI_Bman: Oh bulls all those call will expire worthless today don't worry.
[+9] u/Egt42003: I shit you not I liquidated IBM when Cramer said now’s the time to buy.
[+9] u/ddrsdght: Why don’t they just lower it to 2% if they are going to lie about inflation. At least then you can start cutting rates
[+9] u/SetRestart: Bers are just investors who got sick of losing right before the market went green
[+9] u/hayleybts: This scam pump isn't convincing enough to buy 0dte SPY calls
[+9] u/Silver_Fan_6086: War? Never heard of her lol
[+9] u/go-to-the-gym: Lol the next micron is micron
[+8] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Okay so puts at open?
[+8] u/NoBailOnReddit: Time for TACO Tuesday and all you'll find is a shadow of bears like that dude from the hiroshima nagasaki scenes.
[+8] u/twostroke1: Look, idgaf if the numbers are cooked as long as it makes stonks go up.
cook away.
[+8] u/Rich_Wafer_5386: Yeah this whole year is gonna be flat/extremely choppy. Instead of holding mag seven and looking for $100 move… just try to get $20-$30 moves and rinse and repeat because they will not hold moves… range all year. You’ll get that $100 move from 3 different swings but do not hold. For example… META. I hope you sold on that pop if you had an average under $600, because it’s gonna go right back down there and you’re gonna be able to buy it again and rinse and repeat all year.
[+8] u/Sad_Bolt: I messed up, I thought I bought a call at 4:14 yesterday but it was a damn put.
[+8] u/Bombingit: Mu is reaching 1200 today, 1400 tomorrow.
[+8] u/SetRestart: #*"I'm a Ber and for that reason anything that makes the market Shrek is fake and gae"*
[+8] u/mrnestor: Is this a massive bull trap?
[+8] u/Wall_St_Bussy: **MSFT GANG CHECKING IN**
[+8] u/adwise27: 3.5 YOY, (Est 3.8) = good
3.5 YOY, (Est 3.2) = end of the world
[+8] u/solidsneeze: I'm sick of this place but can't leave. Calls on RDDT
[+8] u/Captain-Vimes: Memory bers extinction event
[+8] u/DragonflyOrdinary848: My margarine is calling
[+8] u/-IQ200: CPI so cool that we can cut rates by 200 basis points.
[+8] u/eyerollingsex: When you go to a different floor to shit so you don’t see your coworkers, but one of them is there too 😦
[+8] u/HighwayExotic2808: I’m glad that nothing happened yesterday and we’re completely back to normal
[+8] u/TheYearGuesser: Lesson 1; Stocks go up.
[+7] u/Yottahz: CPI dropped 0.4% after removing volatile categories of food, energy, housing, transportation, entertainment, medicine
[+7] u/wafflepiezz: LMFAOOOO CPI numbers insane
Guess we’re pumping today, full port calls on everything
[+7] u/Thin_Cat8817: NOW down 8% because IBM is a shit boomer company? Okay buddy
[+7] u/Rajiiin: As soon as you boys load up on calls you gonna see red didlo of doom no crying later
[+7] u/b_fellow: Blurry must hate money. CRM, ADBE, MSFT taking a dump again. Bought BABA high and sold it all off at the lowest before recovery.
[+7] u/kevbot234: Holy shit please hold and save my calls
[+7] u/NotRegarded: A whole civilization of bers lol
[+7] u/ismebbb: Feels like the biggest bull trap ever
[+7] u/KingShootahz: Ah so MSFT truly is some sort of inverse hedge, red AF today, from being the only green thing yesterday.
[+7] u/ideletedmyaccount04: always interesting that made up cpi numbers move billions of dollars.
The McDouble was introduced as a $1 value menu item in December 2008.
We have to go back.
[+7] u/PhotonicsIsFried: CPI better than expected. Let the pumping commence.
[+7] u/Historical-Half-5377: Memory bers on hold with with their broker right now LMAO
[+7] u/MoreOutcome8541: What is this a pump for ants?
[+7] u/FlanTypical8844: I’ve Been Margin-called
[+7] u/EquivalentBorn9411: I will only accept the unconditional surrender of saas bol
[+7] u/jd192739: I consciously chose to not sell servicenow yesterday LMAO
[+7] u/hylian_prince: These huge premarket and post market jumps after close are gay
[+7] u/M13alint: Jack, slipping into the icy water, looked up at Rose and whispered: “Sell my calls. Tell my wife’s boyfriend I love him.”
[+7] u/itsgodsposterchild: GRAAHHH. ARRRRGG. GRWAAA. RAGHHH. RAHHHH. RER. GRAHHHH. GRAHH. GRUH, “GEY B. JERRY THEODORE BER.”
Translation; MY FELLOW GEY BERS, DO NOT FORGET YOUR TRAINING. YOUR PUTS WILL OPEN -79%. HOLD THEM. THERES STILL 21% TO GO. THATS A 21% CHANCE OF VICTORY. THE MARKET WILL COLLAPSE TODAY AND THEY WILL PRINT OR MY NAME ISNT, “GEY B. JERRY THEODORE BER.”
[+7] u/snbgames: Insane
Bowel
Movement
[+6] u/SteakEater137: OK so the market only has two types of days:
1. Semiconductors green, everything else red
2. Semiconductors red, everything else green
And this rotation happens every 2 to 3 days. Fuck this lol
[+6] u/Ble_h: I think if you looked at the numbers closely, you’ll see it was written with a black permanent marker.
[+6] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: 🥭 bring it home with pamp tweet
[+6] u/Kindly_Doubt_6804: Why did Mu just jump 5% pre-market?
[+6] u/morganmpotter: Nice! The cool CPI is because gas prices were down. And that was because the strait was open and there was a ceasefire. Sounds like that's the entire story people, nothing to worry about here.
[+6] u/Mutanic2: CPI is backward looking. The news is irrelevant it only fell due to oil falling . CPI next month will be way higher due to oil rising again.
[+6] u/Orin_n: Naah this must be a bulltrap, I'm not falling for this shit again
[+6] u/generaledamame: CPI setting the stage so nicely for a good ol rug pull
[+6] u/7fingersDeep: Inflation report comes before Iran war. Everything is cool.
Next report comes after Iran war version 32.3 and inflation is still low and energy prices are down.
Sure buddy. My grocery store and consumer goods say something completely different.
[+6] u/_Netgirth: Next month CPI gonna be 0, not % change just 0
[+6] u/lardexDofB: can some of you bers please post loss porn my tip is sticky
[+6] u/OptimalEnthusiasm: It should be illegal for IBM to report a week early and tank SaaS, just because they were feeling sassy
[+6] u/TheSentientReptile: wow no inflation? I think I’ll get that second baconator
[+6] u/NoSenseMakes: personally just glad inflation is over. huge for the american consumer
[+6] u/mak23414235532: Chamath is so insufferable
[+6] u/ap1618: And the SPY goes mild
[+6] u/TheSentientReptile: maybe the real inflation data was the friends we made along the way
[+6] u/deepsvar: No matter how good the news, you can expect MSFT and NFLX to be down.
[+6] u/nadoterisback: >!bull is fuck!<
[+6] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: Uh oh recession indicator
[+6] u/justanaveragejoe520: Most cooked inflation data I’ve seen since the straight of Hormuz was announced open.
[+6] u/Independent_Term5790: All is right with the world, banks are mega profitable, and the peasants are getting poorer
[+6] u/Coitusfreak: Good numbers bad, bad numbers bad. Stupid
[+6] u/PicklesAreTight: There was huge volume on $250 IBM puts yesterday. They were $0.06 so someone knew lol.
[+6] u/Polysorbate800: At least China tries to make its fake data look real
We’re too inept to even make it appear realistic
[+6] u/jerm2z: Step 1: wake up
Step 2: check DRAM
Step 3: South Korea is now your new favorite Korea
[+6] u/Allout-Okarun: Congrats call holders and post 10am put buyers
[+6] u/PicklesAreTight: $60 in IBM puts would have netted $25,000
[+6] u/SetRestart: When the CPI beats estimates, bulls buy the dip, long-term investors stay the course, and bears immediately analyse 50,000 items and 400 news reports to explain why it's rigged.
[+6] u/diefy7321: Fuck bers are retarded lmfaooo
[+6] u/Competitive-Water944: Fuck I’m in the bathroom stall and there is no paper. Need to wait for the stall next to me to leave 😫
[+6] u/Ujmnhy152: Full port Poots at open
[+6] u/Big_Love_3070: Hey 🥭 we have a concept of a peace deal yet?
[+6] u/Aggravating_Part8610: Hilarious that people are looking at 3.5% like it’s a positive. Still way above target and the war is back which will again further exacerbate inflation.
[+6] u/Aldribuds: I BM, You BM, We All BM 💩💩💩
[+6] u/nemo_hoesss: I have qqq calls but I feel a dump at open
[+6] u/generaledamame: Bols opening their mouth wide for sum big red dils
[+6] u/SetRestart: IBM could surge if they dropped the first 2 letters and added a U at the end, are they dumb?
[+6] u/NomSaneMan: Someone just end it for software bulls
[+6] u/jerm2z: Open the casino you bastards!!
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: Some of you never stared at the sun in an attempt to absorb its powers and it shows
[+6] u/justanaveragejoe520: Either numbers are cooked or we are witnessing a the start of a recession and demand destruction . 🥭 wants rate cuts and he’s on track for maybe getting them
[+6] u/NewAccount428412: So far this year I turned 30k in 140k with mu and then sold and went big into NOW and IBM calls. Ill be lucky to salvage 10k from these calls if I cut them at open
[+5] u/ronfutch: Had to give those CPI numbers a good Warsh.
[+5] u/Otherwise-Ad5538: this intra day rally setup is obvious, QQQ up 1% DIA flipped green, gonna be a vicious run up all day
[+5] u/HywayKind: cpi market up... msft up, right guys... guys?
[+5] u/curling_rocks: "And if we get policy right—and we will—the inflation surge of the last five years will be a thing of the past."
"The members of our Committee have no tolerance for persistently elevated inflation. And we share a resolute commitment to restoring price stability. This was the focus of our June meeting, at which we decided to hold the target range for the federal funds rate at 3-1/2 to 3-3/4 percent."
Genius move
[+5] u/MrBoxOffice_: personally, I'm waiting to see if a massive earthquake hits Japan
[+5] u/pink_ego_box: They said Warsh was a hawk lmfao
Watch him say that the cooked number prepared by Big Mango are the Truth
[+5] u/malleable7: Dram I’ll never talk shit about you again
[+5] u/Muted-South4737: Motherfuckin' market moves outside of market hours
[+5] u/aew2019: I LOVE THE SMELL OF COOKED NUMBERS IN THE MORNING!
[+5] u/uncsucks: Shit will fade to red
[+5] u/ModsBob4Knobs: Dumped all my MSFT yesterday. Blind squirrel catches a nut 😎🧑🏻🦯🏌🏼♂️
[+5] u/TickTockTaudit: Risk on. Let’s do this shit.
[+5] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: CNBC gone way off the rails this morning.
[+5] u/JohnMaddenSysadmin: everything green, msft red, all is right in the world
[+5] u/f08g: OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO!
[+5] u/callebbb: CleanSpark (CLSK) announced a huge deal to license their data center in Georgia to a “large creditworthy tech giant.”
It’s a $6B 20 year deal. For a $3.5B company. When CLSK gets rerated by the market as an AI infrastructure company, this thing will trade much higher.
The announcement also announced exclusivity on the other 885 MW of capacity they have in Texas. Big money to come.
[+5] u/Mr60SPX: So you are telling me, most of the disinflation comes from the drop in oil and subsequently energy prices, something that is on its way back up, and the market is rallying?
Sell the news I guess
[+5] u/Snowman33001: They’re killing the puts
They’re killing the calls
[+5] u/mysuruhuduga: Put holders in absolute shambles
[+5] u/AnrEnthusiast: I just want to retire early. Can space stocks just go back to ATHs.
[+5] u/ripcord51: cramer really sniffing this morning
[+5] u/Status-Net2947: My ORCL MSFT and PLTR stakes down the drain … again …
[+5] u/early-retirement-plz: Oh good, so we’re done pretending any of these dogshit software stocks are worth rotating into?
[+5] u/HayflickLimiter: Woke up to Shrek’s morning wood
[+5] u/bringkiteback: Damn my NOW leap gonna be missing some hair after this shave
[+5] u/AllTimeTy: Listen up all you casuals, if you have <$10k in your port, have traded options for less than a couple years, or just vibe trade. DONT TOUCH IBM. You're retarded and will likely lose your money, don't try to catch puts on a stock down >20% premarket or do calls while IV is this fucked.
[+5] u/cryptoguy66: I love the smell of burnt bers in the morning
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: I have no stake in IBM...IBM still found a way to fuck my port.
[+5] u/Dongkey_kong: Can semis just rip 10% today then 5% tomorrow? Just once vs this pump then dump the next day
[+5] u/eiloop: Virtually no inflation as the worlds most beloved leader promised
[+5] u/Zuko2001: MSFT is truly sad, this is borderline uninvestable at this rate, takes a step forward just to fall back two.
[+5] u/tothemoon_probably: That’s right retards, pump that shii
[+5] u/buhtpirate: Imagine shorting it here
[+5] u/NoGift6993: just here to watch memory bers get dunked on
[+5] u/maomaocat: now the fade to -1% close...
[+5] u/wildcat1055: Taco Tuesday!
Get your tortillas ready
[+5] u/Suavecore_: Look at that daily thread chart for spy. One day of melting down completely eradicated by one Shrek dick thanks to cpi only being 3.5%
[+5] u/SetRestart: The old premarket pump into a bear trap into the real pump.
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: Microsoft isn’t green even on a red day
Chat something’s wrong
[+5] u/MagnoliaRoofConsult: Sounds like “haha bols are fukt” being the only bearish case for MU isn’t playing out for them, commence ber extinction 🔫
[+5] u/Cool-Employ-4830: i’ve got 0 faith in seeing a green port today. i’m dead inside.
[+5] u/TheEagleDied: Gold calls if we don’t flush by 9:30.
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: Why the f did ibm pre announce earnings? Usually when u have horrible news u wait as long as possible to give it. I didn’t even have enough time to make funeral arrangements for my 400c. DAMN DAMN DAMN!
[+5] u/Ok_Product8015: Software bros so cooked
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: MASS BEAR EXTINCTION EVENT
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: If Trump had stuck to the deal we’d be going to all time highs right now
[+5] u/SetRestart: *"CPI rigged and my port is green"*
*"My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery"*
[+5] u/lnternetExplorerer: I just want my morning poo to not line up exactly with market open
[+5] u/very-social-autist: Pray for that someone who sold his semis portfolio yesterday in disgust
[+5] u/LaHhxL: This market is like a day traders dream. One day red, one day green, one day red, then one day green
[+5] u/cinJESUS: ORCL must be the worst piece of shit stock ever 💀
[+5] u/darth_scion: IBM quantum drilling
[+5] u/doortoNarnia: France to go through
[+5] u/Careless-Ad-2400: no one need your software. no one need software engineer. just spend big money for AI generate any software
[+5] u/Sofi_put_man: Space stocks dumping in 10 minutes
[+5] u/AskMeWhyIAmSilver: what time is fed talking
[+5] u/Flashy-Finger-8600: Why are you retards buying ibm? Even boomer Buffett sold that shite 💩
[+15] u/Timely_Attitude7475: "Inflation is a choice". This is warsh's "Inflation is transitory" lmao
[+14] u/FunkyGrowMan: Breaking: Walter Bloomberg - Trump considering pausing all tariffs except for china for 90 days.
[+12] u/arigold940: jim cramer told everyone to buy ibm yesterday.. you literally can’t make this shit up
[+12] u/AlpacaDream7: this is actually the worst market ever
[+12] u/isospeedrix: LMaO WHAT!!?? Woke up to my ibm puts being up over 9000%
[+11] u/joeyeats: this shit legit going to red from that wtf
[+10] u/Sad-Rope4399: Did IBM ceo say the n word or something?
[+10] u/BudLightLymeDisease: Warsh is speaking and everyone misses Jpow
[+10] u/Three_of_a_kind3515: Sorry SPCX.. do not believe your small pump.. 141 puts..
[+10] u/oldprecision: Warsh going to dance around raising interest rates, lol
[+9] u/Soy_tu_papi_: Life would be a lot simpler if my stocks just went up every day
[+9] u/Rrrandomalias: CPI numbers were so fudged nobody believes them
[+9] u/Rrrandomalias: Imagine having the most bullish CPI and not having a shrek pump
[+9] u/Born_Chocolate9295: CLOSE THE FUCKING CASINO
[+9] u/thekid0119: Theta is tearing me apart
[+9] u/EncryptedMyst: Damnit I forgot you're supposed to sell at 9:29am every single day
[+9] u/arseleak: Good thing I took an NBIS call at open! Phenomenal performance
[+9] u/Regenbooggeit: NBIS just casually dropping 7% in 10 minutes.
[+9] u/patmccock86: MU really went from $995 to $950 in 45 minutes. What the fuck is this market
[+9] u/Goldleader-23: Wait you mean cooked data isnt a good thing?
[+9] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: # BREAKING: WARSH COMMENTS ON FORMER FED CHAIR JEROME POWELL - “HE WAS A SOYBOY BETA SIMP CUCKMAXXER”
[+9] u/BudLightLymeDisease: Inflation is a choice
The strait is open
My dick is 14 in long
My bags are so full of gold
The war is over
See how easy this is it's so easy
[+9] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: LMAO Warsh clamming up so hard. He knows where this is going
[+8] u/fire_alarmist: Imagine buying into a market that is literally just being propped up by the literal Federal Reserve, Treasury department and president working in conjunction to manufacture shart squeezes every 2-3 days and fake every single economic report to exploit legal rules where financial institutions have to buy overpriced dogshit as long as certain conditions are met.
Lol, lmao even.
[+8] u/Born_Chocolate9295: i guess yesterday just never happened then
[+8] u/Lextron: it happens literally every fucking time i take the trade
[+8] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Can’t even pump on cooked CPI throw the whole market away man
[+8] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Why can’t we get one day of recovery for fucks sake
[+8] u/Professional_Art3563: Every 1% drop wipes out 50% of this sub
[+8] u/LegitimateShameHands: At this rate NBIS might catch up to IBM. What the hell is wrong with this stock
[+8] u/Terrible-Deer1398: There’s a guy out there who bought into IBM at 320
[+8] u/Next-Sentence-8426: Jpow seemed like the kind of guy whod give me like a dollar to buy myself some snacks at the candy store whereas warsh would throw water at me and call the police if I was even near him
[+8] u/Economy-Ad2156: These speeches are so corny. Just say what you are doing and thinking
[+8] u/AppleJuiceTwo: We're going to crush inflation, and we've got a concept of a plan to do it
[+8] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: welcome to 2026. where investing in companies that lose money such as SPCX and Tesla are rewarded and the stocks that print money like meta, msft, nvda are sold
[+8] u/Jerikolol: I'm calling this committee to establish a Task Force to find me a GirlFriend. We will not tolerate singleness and anti-couple propaganda. I am committed to finding a big booty bitch (respectfully) and I will not waver in this endeavour. Thank you, I remit my time.
[+8] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: wtf is this fuckery, spy moving like a penny stock
[+8] u/freehouse_throwaway: let me guess, some taco tuesday shit
[+7] u/taconomtaco: so nobody knows wtf just happened? crazy volume candles
[+7] u/dFrame3070: Fidelity can fuck off with their good faith violation BULLSHIT
[+7] u/Single_Guarantee9545: EVERY GREEN DAY FOR MSFT IS A GENERATIONAL SELLING OPPORTUNITY. THIS STOCK HASN'T HAD TWO BACK TO BACK GREEN DAYS IN OVER 5 YEARS! FUCK. YOU. ALL!
[+7] u/Coogiez: Biggest piece of shit I just sold everythjbg
[+7] u/Dysbit: Don’t ever trade a stock based on its fair value report
[+7] u/Ok-Nose29: The market is a MEME STOCK LOL
[+7] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: My favorite days are when the market dumps off the very same news it’s pumped off just an hour ago.
[+7] u/FIREJourneybullgang: warsh just say 50bps rate cut july 29th ffs
[+7] u/SKT_T1_eSports: Fuk you IBM that one time I play it safe buying a boomer stock wtf how is that even fair
[+7] u/gkdjsl: Hardest thing after selling is waiting for the right moment to jump back in. Gotten better at it, but I still feel like a dope fiend.
[+7] u/WalkIndividual5122: Kevin is dump on sight holy hell
[+7] u/Metal-Water: My Heart: “you’re green. Stop trading.”
My brain: “you’re on a roll. Keep trading.”
[+7] u/extrabigbrain: Walmart associates now wear body cams - yall outta control
[+7] u/Born_Chocolate9295: nebius: announces new $1b deal
markets: DAMPEET
[+7] u/areddituser4523167: Down -2% is ORCL’s version of a green day
[+7] u/0point42au: The task force: 🧑🍳 👩🍳 👨🍳
[+7] u/socratesqt: Fire this bitch holy shit
[+7] u/BlauerDunst420: I just want to have one peaceful afternoon
[+7] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: **~~SLAVERY~~** **INFLATION WAS A CHOICE**
[+7] u/mikebones: holy fucking trump tweet
[+6] u/Fabbbbbbbbio: lol bought puts at the top sold them at the dip i feel like barron rn
[+6] u/JAntaresN: Msft going from -3% to -1.5% while semi is staying stagnant. Hmm…
[+6] u/LonelyPrimary9518: panic sell everything
[+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: This market is so dogshit 💩💩💩
[+6] u/ercanbas: I miss Jerome and his tools
[+6] u/i_empathetic: Warsh has begun talking 😬
[+6] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: **Kevin just said housing was a matter of concern and lagging**
**RATE CUT CONFIRMED WE WON BOOLS**
[+6] u/AgentBlackwell: Imagine seeing a stock run 1600% and you say yeah this is my buy signal, I don't want to miss the next 1600%.
[+6] u/NoBird6897: Inflation is a choice, with great calls comes with big balls says Warsh
[+6] u/AinzGownRip: bro what is she saying
[+6] u/FIREJourneybullgang: 10am MU reversal incoming... everyday its the same
[+6] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: lol tmr: Starbucks missed earnings.
Msft down 5%
[+6] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Pump lasted 5 whole minutes
[+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: no idea what to do now, maybe ill do my job for the first time in a few weeks
[+6] u/No-Butterfly-9989: https://preview.redd.it/qd060d9u97dh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=477854be6147462007f52d668303a4b7b36425dd
This is what i get for being a gay bear for 8 hours one time
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: SKHY bers already gaped in the anoose. Back to 171 already lmao
[+6] u/DigBeginning6013: Can't even break out of 15min range on cooked Cpi numbers, lol
[+6] u/Vegetable_Divide2193: certified NBIS bagholder for the rest of my life
[+6] u/SangerGRBY: What the fuck happened to NBIS ? I was up 2k this morning now im down almost 2k ?
[+6] u/Regenbooggeit: This rug pull, holy fuuuuuck.
[+6] u/mighty_sys_admin: What is the rugpull everyone is mentioning? SPY is up lmao
[+6] u/OhhPeeee: Too bearish on being bullish in here. To the moon we go in a few minutes.
[+6] u/weewoowewoooo: DRAM options are so garbage lmfao waste of fucking time
[+6] u/Haunting-Cry7752: Lmao fuck sold my put and bought a call and spy insta dipped
[+6] u/Haikoe: Seriously no buyers left
[+6] u/Smart-Laugh6370: Okay we’ve seen enough end the day already
[+6] u/Famous-Cream-8221: ORCL acting worse than KOSPI damn
[+6] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: Imagine a president of a country at war tweeting "Maria is fantastic!" instead of anything relevant to the days events.
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: Qqq was suppose to be blood red what is happening??
[+6] u/SPAC_Enthusiast: I’m blood red… again
[+6] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Hassett: “best inflation report in six years”
Bad vibes intensify
[+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: Pump will be magnanificent....
[+6] u/ErenCloud: That old fart wastes everyone’s time
[+6] u/UsernameTaken_123: The microplastics in my balls are telling me to buy a put option
[+6] u/BarbellPadawan: Bears a lot quieter than last night
[+6] u/Rosella2562: “I will keep going” 😅💀
[+6] u/Gold-Bid-6169: 65 needs to be the gov retirement age just like any other job. These folks need to age out. The mind just starts slowing down like dog years…listening to congress sounds like grandma telling me about grocery store coupons…
[+5] u/Stealthless: Data center + memory stocks again
[+5] u/benj760486: Finna dez nutz in your mouth
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #wtf does IBM even do?
[+5] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: PUTS on yahoo finance holy shit buggy app
[+5] u/Cyee05: When is washed speaking
[+5] u/pdxoss: Wtf happened to INTC. Killing me lately.
[+5] u/Fun_Restaurant_1834: If you stare at spy long enough without blinking u can make it go up
[+5] u/Abe2025: NBIS = No Business Is Safe
[+5] u/miss_L_fire: I was a memory bull for a while but it’s so vindicating to make some of the money I lost back on puts lol
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: As an average American, things are not going well. Sorry Kev
[+5] u/2AMTrader: Keven Hasette might actually be hard R retarded
[+5] u/comancheranche: Burry trying to pump up software stonks
[+5] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+5] u/damnthatbooty: Last time shit dropped specifically because they mentioned the cockroaches that are private equity loans defaulting so you gotta watch for that
[+5] u/BoolTwentyFourSeven: !banbet spcx 200 30d
[+5] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: When back to back posts from different users pimp a stock that's up a whopping .20 saying it's "taking off" or "just getting started" ... SMDH
[+5] u/FinishWarm1746: Bought calls it’s so joever
[+5] u/DuAbUiSai: nbis killing me as soon as i bought.
[+5] u/DeathAgent01: seriously!??! where the fuck are we going now.
[+5] u/joeyeats: trading nbis is wild, this stock sucks
[+5] u/Utilize3372: SPY algo error because of a fucking tweet.
[+5] u/Mrsir300: CUT THE RATES YOU COCK SUCKING TASK FORCE SLINGING RETARD
[+5] u/LiveMotivation: Goldman gave you a CPI heads up 10 minutes before close yesterday.
[+5] u/D1finalboss: SPY reported earnings and cured cancer
[+5] u/Exotic_Attorney2524: Another trading day, another confirmation that I’m unbelievably regarded
[+5] u/TheNicestRedditor: Hahaha buls celebrated too early
[+5] u/FartSniffer66642069: Cant believe dumb bols fell for trap again.
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: say "hike" please, mr chairman
[+5] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Semi and memory are so cooked, just going down three weeks straight with every recovery just bleeding out every single time
[+5] u/ShillinTheVillain: SPY is about to dump hard
[+5] u/ClaudesSexBot: this is it folks, 750 is now the bottom, its calls from now till 1000
[+5] u/Ok-Nose29: That IBM CEO letter is very ominous for AI bubble talk
[+5] u/Next-Sentence-8426: Why spy look like a lightsaber battle
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: lmao algos reacting to fake truth posts
[+5] u/Haikoe: Tweet based stockmarket about to meet its maker
[+14] u/BunsMcCheeks: Martha Stewart was thrown in jail for one crooked trade but this orange fucking retard can make 3000 crooked trades a month.
[+14] u/freakinsilva: Risked $5400 to make $110 today. Yeah let me know if you need tips on generating 2% returns
[+11] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: After actually reading some of the posts here, there appears to be a considerable amount of people here that buy 0dtes and just hold them all day....
[+11] u/LopsideLeg: Sold $40k of SKHY.... yesterday 🤡
[+10] u/jebus14: Just bought calls. markets about to tank
[+10] u/Spy300: He taco'd on the 20% fee already.
Definitely 100 bps of cuts coming
[+10] u/Prior_Funny: I sold all my SKHY at a loss and then it went up. You’re welcome bag holders
[+10] u/JuicyJohnny69: Where's the memory's ded crowd? Is the +20% SK a dead cat bounce? I never sold btw
[+9] u/Horror_Lawfulness738: Lol some dude last night said $fig was going to $28 this week due to inside info and then deleted it an hour later so I bought calls at open, shits up 200%
[+9] u/ShowerDear1695: bought 20k of oracle shares today. I just got too jealous of all these bag holders.
edit: dollar value not number of shares. I’m not that retarded.
[+9] u/NiceOwner: IBM a warning to all your tech stocks lmao -25%
[+9] u/Terrible_Nobody2025: 🥭 trying so hard to pump the market. Pathetic 🤣
[+9] u/Main_Ad3943: this guy really cooked my calls yesterday with his 20% hormuz fee just to undo it today. fuck this guy
[+8] u/LectureNo1620: Down 20 dollars. Only need 300020 to break even now
[+8] u/iliveasimplelife: NBIS went from $27 to $207 and we still have community bag members posting here. Some of us are quite skillful traders.
[+8] u/RegardEngineer: IBM….
https://preview.redd.it/1sc34o1ro7dh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1df71c961eabbdf2201f398c4ca4935c872b094
[+8] u/djln491: So Warsh is going to eliminate inflation. Ok got it seems reasonable
[+8] u/Due-Cat-6065: $200 eod for SKHY? 👀
[+8] u/StraightLion1032: I was voted #1 Boom Boom in all Thailand 2024.
[+8] u/Dependent-Media-1857: maybe i shouldnt fullport every single play
[+8] u/BothTear8063: 2 hours in and im up a whopping $150.
[+8] u/BunsMcCheeks: He's figured out the formula to rinse the fuck outta this market.
Another 10 mil for Barron.
[+7] u/SilentExtinction: could be the pre-taco candle when the insiders have been informed to buy before the announcement.
[+7] u/TheRootOfMostEvil: The only way to win is to not play
[+7] u/WindNo3445: Market seems to implode every time Warsh speaks
[+7] u/PleaseNoMoreWinning: SKHY 200 end of week lol
[+7] u/Stonkies4tendies: Mango pumps just don’t hit like they used to
[+7] u/lovebtt: Michael Burry going to cope posting within 24 hours
[+7] u/StocksStormTrooper: Warsh declaring war on inflation… it means raising interest rates.
[+7] u/Independent-Egg9086: Trump goes back on 20-percent tariff announcement for Strait of Hormuz
“The Strait of Hormuz is open to ALL Ship traffic except for Iran"
Trump also said he was replacing the 20-percent tariff with “trade and investment” deals from Gulf countries
FIRST TACO 🌮 NOW I WANT MY TACO SUPREME 🌮
[+7] u/lordricer: I need my gf to wake up so I can send my ship down her strait
[+7] u/Majestic_Mention171: I better see Koreans pump SK Hynix 20% tonight
[+7] u/Financial-Kick7519: Memory still in short supply, hedge funds didn’t mysteriously uncover more chips they just took your shares! 🤌
[+7] u/FeverTreeCloud: Can someone turn his mic 🎤 off 😤 and give him his meds
[+7] u/dataCollector42069: Hopefully they cook the cpi numbers or bears may be eating steaks
[+6] u/PassiveF1st: It's been 29 trading days since we last hit ATH.
[+6] u/CamOper: 🥭 is schizo tweeting and it’s making the algos tweek
[+6] u/Worth-Razzmatazz-747: this shit is impossible to play unless you hold for seconds
[+6] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: Wait what do you mean your girlfriend "goes to another school?" Aren't you 40 years old?
[+6] u/silver54: how is every single day low volume? been like this for weeks
[+6] u/znightmaree: Hey bears
Fuck you lol
[+6] u/thismarketisregarded: this pump is just gonna sell right off
[+6] u/Ecodriverz: Jesus fuck. Spy literally only moves overnight
[+6] u/WindNo3445: Looking across the board... man today has to be a bear's worst nightmare.
[+6] u/Standard_Tea8250: MRVL just slimed a generation of gamblers
[+6] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: we need a bison to come in here and toss some bers around
[+6] u/Ok-Adeptness6444: What the heck happened?
[+6] u/Independent-Use-228: Good job MSFT. My eternal precious bag. Collect all the monies from the stupid bears and bulls getting margin called. Precious oh precious MSFT....
PRINT
[+6] u/Popoice: Just woke up. How are my IBM calls doing?
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: Warsh: “Please stop asking me questions frfr I might die”
[+6] u/GrondForGondor: Generational tax write off
[+6] u/scm66: Cramer looks like he does stand up comedy in the Catskills.
[+6] u/2lowkey: This shit untradeable
[+6] u/tropicalia84: # WE ALREADY WENT OVER THIS
# YOU BUY THE DIP AND YOU ARE INSTANTLY REWARDED THE VERY NEXT DAY
# IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE, IT'S FREE MONEY
[+6] u/The_Brem: kevin warsh is a cock puppet
[+6] u/PorscheOwner1738: Did we bomb IBM instead of Iran?
[+6] u/NonAverageJoe0: I don’t understand bols, I thought war was bullish?
[+6] u/Vlisa: >Turns to camera
And that’s why the Big Beautiful Bill^tm encourages you to go back to work, and no tax on your tips wagie!
[+6] u/GoogleKushforLunch: I been commenting in the wrong thread this whole time smh
[+6] u/hotCupADank: As much as I miss JPow, I gotta say Warsh is exceptional at walking the line between appeasing these law makers and not pissing off trump
[+6] u/YTLupo: https://preview.redd.it/5lcxnadmn7dh1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0985a68244b177e9962b45f18feacc99f5c3d64
[+6] u/Leading-Future6691: This won’t stay long.. classic bol trap
[+6] u/Part_time_ogre: The third god candle is prophesized!
[+6] u/BladeFireQ: IBM be like: Hmm the SaaS sector has been green in the last days, let me change that😉
[+6] u/sftheory: neat. forward thinking market is excited inflation is down because oil WAS cheaper yesterday and not today.
[+6] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Generational ORCL entry
[+6] u/Bright-Ad-4698: Bought SPY puts and loaded up on IBM…. Yesterday
[+6] u/thismarketisregarded: this is the fakest pump ever lmao
[+6] u/StrifeRaZoR: Lots of dealer unwinding here. They were holding some hefty negative exposure heading into this week with VIX being elevated before the CPI announcement this morning. VIX will fade and calls will bleed upwards.
Don't over-extend. 754 is a tough cookie to crack today.
[+6] u/MarginCalledManager: orange posts a zoomed in picture of a word document with a bunch of made-up numbers and bulls cream themselves to buy calls.. this is gonna be a fun day
[+5] u/ebitdasga: Okay there’s no way this inflation data is real right?
[+5] u/Imaginary_Citron7047: Are we going up or down , I am tired Boss
[+5] u/cornerpocket1: For real though when’s the ceasefire lol
[+5] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Where’s the guy saying nbis +30% today ? 😂
[+5] u/Liquidsnake959: Ok, I went in hard on that IBM drop
[+5] u/Electrical-Prize5445: Bought Puts during this bear trap and damn do I regret it
[+5] u/kim82352: > President Trump says he has changed his mind and won’t charge 20% fees from ships transiting the Strait of Hormuz, and that he will seek ‘investments’ from Gulf states instead
[+5] u/Klutzy_Concert_463: Bet they didnt teach you about truth social in your fancy ivy league economics courses did they
[+5] u/WinterOrb69: ASML earnings report tomorrow. That shit is going up.
[+5] u/0201037464793921170: The price action is fucking psychotic.
[+5] u/riverpirate2: Whats the news on NBIS
[+5] u/Midwest-Midbest: If IBM gets to 200 I’m going full regard and full porting that
[+5] u/DramaticDirection292: I’m sorry how the fuck is the VIX down with these wild ass swings
[+5] u/Foreigntragedy: price action is straight garbage man
[+5] u/Technical-Emu-32: How much longer is Warsh blabbering for?
[+5] u/Czyzzle: See that loong upper wick on the SPY chart at 10:35am? STG THAT is where I bought ODE calls.
[+5] u/cryptohorn: Imagine selling IBM puts for pennies yesterday
[+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: Tried and true tactic of 🥭 saying something insane then walking it back
[+5] u/3brcuse: this dude is fr scared of AI wow, so bullish actually
[+5] u/Freedom-Of-Trades: The epitome of rediculousity lol. That's what a congressman just called our investment speculative bubble. He must be related to Don King.
[+5] u/Zman_DiamondHands: Forgive me if I’m regarded, but if CPI is coming in lower, would yields come down across the board and incentivize money managers to rotate into bonds and take risk off the table considering the geopolitical risks at play?
[+25] u/1daytothemoon: 🥭: ‘more people are working today in the United States than ever before’
# Yea no shit. No one can retire cause of you
[+15] u/TheSauce69: Wow markets green, can’t wait to check my IBM leaps
[+14] u/ThatOtherGuy254: This market is almost untradable.
[+14] u/canaan57: Thank god money isn’t real or I’d be real sad about not having any
[+10] u/Rickyskeets69: IBM - International Business Machines ❌️
IBM - Involuntary Bowel Movement ✅️
[+10] u/Creative_Number_4428: Honestly, TACO might be the greatest invention of his second term. But market is so immune to it now, nobody’s listening to the old man's yapping anymore
[+9] u/JReapercussionz: please tell me one of the degens in here caught the 1000x puts on ibm lol
[+9] u/No_Transportation785: MSFT red, the world is good again bros
[+9] u/No_Current3675: WFH days are bomb. Wife and I went for a coffee and then I nailed her. Now just sitting here trading.
[+9] u/Walking72: Trump backtracks on Hormuz 20% toll demand
[+9] u/GuwopGOAT: MU is the most ethical memory stock
[+8] u/Bad_Prophet: LMAO Walsh says inflation is gone forever everybody! It's going to become a thing of the past!
[+8] u/AwakenedBeast616: Lol fuck you Jane Street
Reverses it on a dime to stop puts from paying out
[+8] u/Dude_HaHa: # 🚨BREAKING🚨 Dubai escorts fleeing the UAE, as chances of securing a financial future in exchange for Dubai chocolate (💩) looks grim. UAE's oil prospects looking dark, like the sheikh's anus.
[+8] u/Sad_Standard7054: Is everybody having a good time?
[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: They can see my every move 👀
[+8] u/Hegecoin_Rules: Scalped both ways cause this market sucks
[+8] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: I have explosive diarrhea
[+8] u/Moist-Guava-732: https://preview.redd.it/6rpbexlmz7dh1.png?width=889&format=png&auto=webp&s=512911dde1f018baab6830097e0cc3c5e35c6999
[+8] u/East-Description-243: Some day in the distant future our data centers will be seen as the early computers that ran on cassette tapes and shit.
[+8] u/KahlVados: Dang, and there I was building my entire portfolio around the 20% Hormuz fee
[+8] u/turtleofgirth: SPY probably V's from here
[+7] u/Small-Maintenance-65: Market will continue to fuck option buyers until morale improves.
[+7] u/WarrenOfdiesel: as I sit here and look at dram, -$4400 I just remember a time when it was +$4400 and I didn’t sell. Why?
[+7] u/MagicMoon: Considering that spy can only go up or down you would think that just one time I would pick the right one
[+7] u/ljl1986: We've totally won! Iran doesn't have any missiles or even an army anymore. Mr. Iran called just now asking, no begging to make a deal. I said ok losers but first drink this whole shot glass of Tabasco sauce. LOLZ!!
Horrible losers, i don't even want a deal but maybe I'll make one.
Thank you for your attention in this matter!
P.s DOW 50000 4 Lyf
[+7] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: “Iran’s Tasnim news agency is reporting that a projectile has exploded near a water and electricity facility on Iran’s Kish Island.”
How is this bullish 😂😂😂
[+7] u/wowthisislong: buying IBM cause this 25% thing feels like an overreaction
[+7] u/BlakeGriffinCC: PUMP . DUMP. PUMP. DUMP. THETA is getting FUCKED!!!
[+7] u/trumpdiego: what's crazy is, the wsb feed is actually the inner monologue of your average room in the financial district
[+7] u/Distinct_Still9928: Reading through korean forums rn. They are indeed regards like us
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: My port YTD: red
My port 3M: red
My port 1M: red
My port 1w: red
My port 1d: green
I'm happy 💀
[+6] u/WarlockSmurf: weird fucking market man
[+6] u/hallett21: We’re gonna bury the bears alive
[+6] u/Opposite-Current5007: Are y'all making sure to buy NBIS before it goes back to skyrocketing?
[+6] u/ervelee: Market has been very good to me. From living under the underpass to a vacant shipping container in just a few short years. Ah, the American Dream is alive.
[+6] u/StanleySheng: Wtf is going on today, it seems like market can’t make its own decisions
[+6] u/Cute-Internet-9129: Calls dipped so I tripled down and lowered my cost basis. Used that spike to get out with some decent profit , looking at this chart makes me think Im done for the day….
[+6] u/Majestic-Baby-3407: Kevin "Task Force" Warsh
[+6] u/hallett21: Hahahaha all the put holders are fuckkkkeeeeeddddd
[+6] u/apurimac777: *Kevin, I need you to lower interest rates*
*Cool boss but how do I do that with Hormuz all fucked up*
*Easy im gonna dump the entirety of our strategic reserves on the market and even open "Freedom Gas" stations*
*Say no more I gotchu fam*
SPY 900
lots of <<<Shrek Emoji>>>
[+6] u/chewks: LMAOOO NFLX IS SO TRASH
[+6] u/hudson701: SPX just pure algorithm trading going on whilst the Fed is speaking. You're just dumb/willing to lose money if you're trying to scalp this. its moving with the different parts of the conversation, schizophrenic
[+5] u/PhatBonerMan: I’m gay and I can read that
[+5] u/Ok-Combination-6450: Please tell me someone had IBM puts
[+5] u/cow_grass: Gonna be a classic face ripper
[+5] u/dreggers: SKHY bagholders eating good
[+5] u/djklmnop: QQQ really trying to dump
[+5] u/Dizzy-Monk-: Bers and bols fighting it out in the trenches today
[+5] u/Cool_Philosopher1955: Now that mu has options expiring every 2 days I can lose money faster
[+5] u/Hairy_Meat_9428: Nbis is drilling another hole in my ass
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Another green day where MSFT is drilling. How fucking original. LMAO🤌
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: Congress stock trading should be banned. Can't have permabulls making policy decisions.
[+11] u/ChampionshipOdd947: You know this is 🥭's market because it is acting as regarded as he is
[+10] u/BearContra: 3% drill on SPY tomorrow when PPI comes in hot and Oil touches 100 overnight.
[+10] u/Weak_Emu3659: Join south korea LIVE as they gamble 5x their net worth on leveraged single stock ETFs and panic sell at large losses
[+10] u/zg44: IBM has been a publicly traded stock for 111 years. It was the largest tech company in the world for around 50 or 60 of those years.
Today is the biggest one day decline in its history.
IBM went through both World Wars, the Great Depression, the tech bubble, Covid, etc., and yet today is the biggest one day decline, just interesting to think about...
[+9] u/Fiddli: 0 DTE $753 calls will easily triple from here. Ima grab 50 for an easy $3000
[+9] u/NativePlant870: Imagine if 🥭 was actually held accountable for market manipulation
[+8] u/Yuri_CPL: there will be a rugpull on hynix over 20% up holy fk
[+8] u/meforprezz: ive guessed wrong 25 times today
[+8] u/xReMaKe: Holy fuck LCID! R.I.P to all bag holders, soon there wont even be a fucking bag.
You know you’re old when you remember the EV era. It felt like just yesterday. Maybe it’s nostalgia, but those were simpler times. 🥹🥹
[+8] u/tgff333: Can I cry just this once
[+8] u/Non-mon-xiety: “Stock go up” is such an incredible piece of propaganda. I really have to hand it to them, they’ve prepared retail investors beautifully for the slaughter
[+7] u/M1BG: "And for my next trick, I will buy ONDS at the end of May, losing 50% of my investment in the space of 6 weeks"
[+7] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Is IREN ever going to have a green day again?
[+7] u/Boomer_here: kids…this is the most dangerous market I have ever seen and I been around for a long time.
[+7] u/E_Riot: Well, at least it is not snowing out. Could you imagine having to shovel in this heat?!\~ 😂🤣
[+7] u/Snoo_4496: MU u better fly we need that 25% up
[+7] u/Own_Wafer_5249: KOSPI is gonna open at like +15% tonight if this SKHY pump holds lmao
[+7] u/Federal-Watch: Warsh looks like the kind of guy to wear other people’s skin… it’s the dead eyes bros 🙂↔️
[+7] u/DebtOk4461: Cramer is a walking shit stain.
[+7] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: Sigh, market is a scam
[+7] u/nick8852: I just bought so expect a sell off now if you need an indicator
[+7] u/blemdemman: Buffett talking about his mortality makes me sad :(
[+7] u/donkeybray: Me seeing V to 980:
Is MU $2000 back on the table?
[+7] u/ChampionshipOdd947: Strait is still closed btw
[+7] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: 7 oz bottles of beer. what's happened to this country?
[+7] u/WrexyWrex: you guys bought puts when the central bank guy was in front of congress, how do you feel?
[+7] u/2020isgreat: It's honestly kinda genius Trump has conditioned the Oil market to not care about things that would normally send it into the stratosphere
[+7] u/lobsterspider: Someone needs to invent a brokerage account that lets you ctrl Z a trade for 24 hours
[+7] u/Geoff_Dawmer: SpaceX can suck my AssX.
[+6] u/razeusv2: The Elites are refusing to let ASML go over $2k and MU over $1300.
[+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Saw my family dog first time in 3 years, mfker is still fat af because my parents feed him so much
[+6] u/Cabin_bldr: !banbet TSLA $390 1day
Volume is dogshit today, once it picks up we will see a dump
[+6] u/ez399017: SK Hynix premium on US is insane
[+6] u/2020isgreat: the gap between SK Hynix's adr and actual stock is fucking hilarious
[+6] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: Just keeps trickling up. Such a fucking scam. I really hope it all burns down and when people start making excuses for what the market does I want someone to spit a loogie right in their mouth and they have to swallow it.
[+5] u/Remiki19_93: So MSFT only goes green when everyone is red?
[+5] u/dune2350: Shoulda full ported skhy options this morning. Would've been up 33%
[+5] u/2020isgreat: Oil really dropped 2% even thought the blockade would still be on hilarious stuff
[+5] u/Phandomtrigger: They said what if we make all the options expensive and then dont move
[+5] u/BearlyBearishBear: Lol, market makers don't believe fake CPI numbers
[+5] u/myjumboloanapp: Grocery bills and energy bills literally double from last yr
[+5] u/Sick0h: One day when we’re already at the top something transcendental will happen and the market will go up 15% in a day. They’ll call it White Thursday or something lmao
[+13] u/Life-Trade-6514: CNCB's hosts, analysts, guests, etc just refuse to acknowledge that stock ownership is not what moves the market anymore. The choppiness, the volatility, the wild swings into close, the stagnation 5 hours out of the trading day are ALL due to the MM's rehedging while they hold buy/sell orders until they are ready to be released into the market at the designed way to benefit them. The MM's are nothing more than bookies at this point and they control the price action.
Option positioning controls the market now. Period. End of story. Stop being oblivious to this.
[+12] u/WordsHappenedHere: The slow grind is intentional. Stay long
[+11] u/financiallythriving: Imagine buying near ATM options that end up expiring worthless
[+10] u/Exciting-Serve-2676: These scenarios I’ve made up in my head are not looking good for SPY.
[+10] u/cowman711: Dump at close like usual?
[+9] u/Big_Instruction9922: Tankers actively being fired at. Rounds of missile fires. No oil since March and the marker and oil futures don't seem to care.
[+9] u/WishboneMajor7915: If you guys want, I can sell my calls and let this thing pump
[+9] u/be_lou: Need a spy -2$ candle
[+9] u/chibi78: I am so petty. If I lose money trading stock I refuse to use their products
[+9] u/mehmilani: I'm sure if I hired a professional to lose my money, they wouldn't have done it as efficiently as I did. Like if I hired the best loser on the earth, their win rate wouldn't be 99%.
[+8] u/FigAccomplished6580: Can't wait for France vs Spain 😍!
[+8] u/big-baller-47: This is a pamp for ants I need MU 25%
[+7] u/Western-Orchid-6685: get rich or try dying
[+7] u/OkRecommendation1040: Msft only down 1% counts as a green day
[+7] u/Due-Rip442: Nothing like a $5T company running up just because it wants to
[+7] u/SearchUsual5193: C'mon $SNDK you piece of shit give me a +10% today
[+7] u/LawngClaw17: I know micron will get back to 1100 someday soon. The question is will it happen before I jump off a bridge
[+7] u/mehmilani: My calls got burnt to zero yesterday, which would mean the same thing for my puts today. I need to stop this, like cold turkey.
[+7] u/Life-Trade-6514: Woke up a little late but I see the market is up. Can't wait to see where my IBM and Lucid holdings are!
[+7] u/AlasKansastan: What is going on with the DC’s? I have never seen movement like I have on a stock like NBIS
Who do they think SNDK and MU are selling that RAM to?
These “investors” today are fucking dopamine hit toddlers that should go back to preschool
[+6] u/True_Job_7845: I was going to buy QQQ calls at 714 but I turned it down. Could have made 15 million, something like that. 10, 5 million. Something like that. I turned it down.
[+6] u/Immediate_Type4095: This market is so fkn regarded
[+6] u/WordsHappenedHere: The market is retarded because 🥭 is retarded
[+6] u/savingstrainagain: How could the market do this to me…
[+6] u/jokull1234: Pour one out for the Koreans that got margin called on SK Hynix yesterday.
They will feel worse today than when they were forced to sell last night lol
[+6] u/3boobsarenice: Does anyone even use IBM at work? I mean the last time I touched a piece of their equipment we were using continuous one dot printing on greenbar....like 1989
[+6] u/Ok-Indication-3754: Does sk Hynix continue to rip?
[+6] u/thhroooooooooooooooo: Still bullish on $WEN
[+6] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Volume is straight up dick
[+5] u/Ahthongkorkor: Bank earnings all look crazy good. Just cpi left
[+5] u/more_aero: Was that a bull trap
[+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: guess im riding these shitty calls till close now. no point in selling just for it to rocket back up
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Imagine buying IBM puts yesterday.. you could not only buy lambo but choose which hooker to date in that lambo!
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: IF NOT BANKRUPT WHY BANKRUPT SHAPED?
[+5] u/Flat_Hat_666: BULL about to pop it for a real one
[+13] u/Demonic_Maidens: Just found out I am losing my job. Now I really really need to hit a big winner in the market :(
[+10] u/maplessbastard: We’re literally watching machines fight
[+10] u/Substantial-Bed9904: If Memory goes back to ATH, I will be rich. ($3000 bucks
[+9] u/urahozer: Sex is cool but have your options ever gone up 130% in a day and your excited even though you're still underwater on them?
[+9] u/BullishGoblin: Was excited to trade on my day off and lost $750😎
[+9] u/wallstreetsimps: SPCX YOU PIECE OF SHIT STOCK
[+9] u/lordyyz: That’s she’s one of us?
[+8] u/pussinbuuts: They call Koreans degens?
Even there SK never got a 20+% single day jump before
This is the real casino LMAO
[+8] u/TruChains: Tried to scalp some calls. Turns out I was the one being scalped
[+8] u/deflattedballs: Trading today feels like stepping on landmines
[+8] u/organicMango_: if I get girlfriend, I will never be bear again.
[+7] u/GreenGameboyColor: Go Spain
Fuck the French
[+7] u/Straight_Ad_87: Do we think spy is gonna actually pump before EOD?
[+7] u/IndividualNo7155: IBM is a discount rn right?
[+7] u/Abject_Wish_3787: IBM delisting application in process
[+7] u/EnginrA: I bought IBM and LCID calls yesterday how are they lookin
[+7] u/spellbadgrammargood: There was a 30% net buy by Robinhood users for SPCX for the past two trading days... What the fuck is wrong with these people?
[+7] u/Federal-Profile8857: script got flipped. US will dictate Kospi again and we’re back to the pump cycle
[+7] u/VascularBoat69: Space x nerds got cucked today
[+7] u/Ok_Location7677: I’m glad I went liquid. 🥭 announces “trillions” in foreign investment and the market no longer reacts at all. They don’t believe him anymore and it no longer matters and the house of cards will come crashing down with the oil reserves depleted.
[+6] u/TommyFCLee: is your kids dad retarded?
[+6] u/gabrielmmk: How do I short the U.S. military weapons stockpile? 😂
[+6] u/gulaskek: Spy is about to moon huh?
[+6] u/PropheticMurmurs: I really miss April.
When you could just yolo SPY 0DTE calls 3 points OTM at open and they would be a 5+ bagger 80% of the time.
[+6] u/laststarfighter2635: Chances Iran wants a ceasefire in the next 45 minutes
[+6] u/mechanicalcontrols: My therapist told me to practice positive affirmations.
So I didn't *lose* money today. I *made* negative twelve dollars.
[+6] u/GoBeaversOSU: The market crash will happen the day after your puts expire
[+6] u/Straight_Ad_87: Do I roll my 755c to 760 for tomorrow or just eat the 75% loss and lick my wounds?
[+5] u/Panacamana: Getting fuggin soaked today
[+5] u/Potato_Battery: Circuit breakers for korea tomorrow
[+5] u/lmvaughan: everything is going red
[+5] u/jamaicagroot: fuck it i am loading puts lets boogie
[+5] u/Illimited_Esoterica: So now we know the fake inflation number. When do we find out the real one?