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[+20] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: CHAT GOING FAST NO ONE KNOWS IM GAY
[+16] u/BFox1982: Both of my kids births were completely painless and I had no medication either. But, I'm also their dad.
[+15] u/BowlAcademic9278: I think its un-American for the stock market to be closed
[+11] u/Vlisa: Some of us have already hit our lifetime ATH and don’t know it.
[+10] u/Slightlybadpicks: Poor Reddit mods work overtime without pay to ensure we get a new chat everyday 🤣🤣
[+10] u/looool_k_libtard: Disgusting that people got today off. How does sitting on your ass at home increase shareholder value. You shouldn’t even get weekends off to be honest. There should be a flat minimum wage 90% of Americans get working 7 days a week while everything else goes to executives or back into the business.
[+10] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Everytime when US market is closed then stock rallies. Maybe we should not open US market at all?
[+9] u/Emilio___Molestevez: bought memory and neocloud FUD dump because I'm a Chad
[+9] u/Snowman33001: LOL MSTR bers sweating
[+8] u/iHadENOUGHredDAYs: Open the f\*\*\*\* casino you crazy bastards!!!
[+8] u/Comfortable_Thing611: Im fuking bored and out of Claude tokens 😡 wtf am i supposed to do
[+8] u/vermilli21: Fuck do I need a hobby if I already wish the weekend is over
[+8] u/zack23421: y’all should have bought mu dip now it’s too late
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: This chat will be swarmed by drunk and angry Americans this weekend, won't it
[+7] u/Concept-Plastic: SKHYNIX +20% MONDAY 🚀
[+7] u/I_killed_the_kraken: Roses are red,
violets are blue,
my wife left for a normie,
said my portfolio’s a fucking zoo 🤌🏻
[+7] u/xLeanz: Msft 450 by eow
Meta 650 by eow
TRUST ME GUYS
[+6] u/TravelingTraders: NOW to $125 this week
[+6] u/MyNameMightBeAmy: Buying MSTR calls on Monday. Bitcoin bull market incoming
[+6] u/WhoRuleTheWorld: I’m open for donations. But $20 won’t do jack. Need someone to send me a million dollars
[+6] u/silverfutes: Fk how come every time I get drunk I wake up with this 1% tag?
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: I want to apologize to the 4 people I crashed out on yesterday
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Whisper her name DRAM
[+5] u/EvilShadow80: I wonder if Korean investors are just as retarded as this sub
[+5] u/BFox1982: I would've made a million dollars if the market had been open today, I just know it!
[+5] u/Independent-Eye9513: Breaking news: Micron and Nvidia Invest 4 billion dollars into RKLB to turn rocket ships into flying data centers
[+5] u/rottenfence: My $50 worth of crypto is ripping lol
[+30] u/peterpeer9: I was offered sex today by a very attractive 26yo. In exchange I was to advertise some bathroom cleaner on Reddit. Of course I declined because of my morals & strong willpower, which is as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner available scented with vanilla or lemon.
[+18] u/dreamwagon: Pro tip. Stay at or near black out drunk all weekend and you get time warped to market open.
[+15] u/kayvonte: Bers had 1 whole day and didn’t close their positions
[+13] u/Illustrious-Frontto: Hope everyone has a great day today
[+11] u/RelentlessPutz: AI refuses to believe that a woman would leave their underwear at a guys house. Even billions of dollars invested cant figure out women
[+11] u/Boraximus: Meta: we might have overbuilt
Samsung: we are raising prices by 20%
Meta: we will be building with samsung
What is zuck cooking…
[+10] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Regular betting floods the brain with dopamine. Over time, the brain requires more frequent bets just to feel normal.
[+10] u/JAntaresN: Some of you are just here to ragebait. Real master baiters.
[+9] u/nyse25: bring back r/fatpeoplehate
[+9] u/CJBlueNorther: Thighs are the best part of the chicken
[+9] u/mtnrnnr802: Aussie coach is dumber than some of you
[+9] u/Kickboy21: Made a quick $80 on egypt LETS GO
[+9] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: No one lost money today which for half of you is a green day
[+9] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Am I the only one thinking Matt Damon ain't the right guy to play Odysseus? Feels like this movie could be a bomb. Puts on movies
[+9] u/fooish_moral: gotta feed ber periodically for a lifetime of luls
[+8] u/Excellent-Bag135: Just let me x10 my port already and I quit this casino bs 😭
[+8] u/mtnrnnr802: Some of you are going to blow off your fingers tomorrow and it shows
[+7] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: very unamerican to keep the market closed during 4th of July
[+7] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: Semis need stock splits
The price per share is getting too high and scaring away dumb retail buyers
[+7] u/1foxyboi: I hate people who look down on video games. It’s no different that tv shows, movies, or books. Sure there are shitty games that teach nothing but that’s also true for books and all other forms of media. You’re telling me the plot points, themes, grief, etc of expedition 33 are lesser because it’s a video game than say fln 50 shades of gray because that’s a fkn book. Ones literally just word smut.
[+7] u/R8_M3_SXC: Need 🚀Space 🚀Sector 🚀
[+7] u/Excellent-Bag135: Rip to all bols getting banned 💔
[+7] u/SxeySteve: I just bought a fuckton of fireworks.
Not for the 4th, but for the day *it* finally happens
[+7] u/Most_Lingonberry_409: Does IREN have any chance of recovering lol
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: Cant talk right now, gooning.
[+7] u/guccioli: I swear I’ve created the dumbest kafkaesque existence for myself
[+6] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: JD Vangeh said on Michael Knowles: "using this MOU to get oil down, retool, and get economy squared away... Then possibly (probably go back).
I mean bro lmao
[+6] u/thai_sticky: Just sitting here with my thumb up my ass waiting for Monday morning
[+6] u/InIce1234: These football millionaries cant hit a goal from 11 meters. Never saw so many bad penalties.
[+6] u/Datsyuk131313: Anyone know the CEO of insider tradings number? Tired of losing money.
[+6] u/31andnotdone: sorry joey chestnut, i know another guy that is the best eater in the world. 😏
[+6] u/xlmtothemoon: goddamn what an awesome win for egypt, think they have a chance against cape verde?
[+6] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Looking at pictures of vacation spots in Cabo Verde, and it looks pretty sweet.
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: AYO BERS AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHGAAGAGAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
[+5] u/cgonz15: Geniuenly almost full ported MU before market closed at 7pm, seems like its bigly green? Rip me
[+5] u/BarbellPadawan: I hope BTC rally continues so I can sell a bunch of worthless naked call options to those idiots over on r/MSTR
[+5] u/31andnotdone: Why as a country are we suddenly okay with being charged monthly fees to have email
[+5] u/ProudPeak3570: what if stocks topped and corn bottomed
[+5] u/neal_73: Egypt it is. Aussie go back home.
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Lost** — /u/Crazy_Donkies (0W - 1L, 0%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **NVDA** ▲ | $199.57 → $207.00 | +3.7% | 3d | Lost |
[+5] u/damnthatbooty: I need all the expected teams to win except I need Norway to beat Brazil
[+5] u/Snoo-36555: Anyone betting on Argentina cape Verde?
[+5] u/skymagic: Ah finally a long weekend to count my money ...over... ...and over... ...and over... 😊
[+5] u/FartPolluter: i fwel like im the only person who thinks kevin warsh has a weird last name
[+5] u/guccioli: Just a regular single guy scrolling. SPY4L
[+5] u/JAntaresN: I know one of you is a slut. Show yourself!
[+5] u/Outrageous_One_2967: Imagine losing to Egypt 😂🤣😂🤣
[+11] u/QTpieme: 3 consecutive days with the market closed is a human rights violation
[+11] u/TequilaTrader: SPY been at 744 all day
[+10] u/DandadanAsia: did you know if you buy $MU back in 2009 for around $4 per share. you will be rich-rich today
[+10] u/Latter-Button-: Open the door, I need to gamble
[+9] u/Crazy_Donkies: If you're ever down on yourself, just remember there are people that held BTC down to $60k while watching nearly every AI stock (except NVDA) 2x to 4x.
[+8] u/MusingsAndMind: bers are like
"yellowstone volcano is due for an eruption"
[+8] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Told myself yesterday that I will not spend my day off playing video games. Spent most of the afternoon playing video games
[+8] u/eje0100: We ripping Monday!!! I can feel it.
[+7] u/drytexterfinalboss: Each passing year goes by faster and faster. We are already more than half way into this one, it just fucking started the other day. 😔
[+6] u/thethor1231: If Asia pumps on monday we get a good start next week
[+6] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: You know what they say!
The road to riches is paved with expired options...
[+6] u/Tay_Tay86: My favorite market logic:
"This event would be an existential crisis to the market. Therefore, it won't actually happen, because the outcome would be absolutely devastating."
Wall Street is more like Circular street. Circular AI financing, circular risk analysis
[+6] u/DandadanAsia: when Moses parting the Red Sea, did homie say anything about $MU?
[+6] u/OG_L0c: I'm 0 for 100 on Tinder in the past month. My friends call me the Michael Jordan of getting rejected by women
[+6] u/kinkyhentai69: Notice how the markets are always up when americans cant touch them ?
[+5] u/fooooz8: Bought 1.1 million worth of MSTU at 1.7 on Tuesday
[+5] u/TastyPeach916: ORCL bottom is in around $135, BUY CALL ORCL Monday. You'll Thank me later!!!
[+5] u/Altair82: Saw not one but two drooling idiots using retail DDR prices to show memory prices have plateaued.
Don't be that moron.
https://www.trendforce.com/news/2026/03/31/news-ddr5-retail-prices-pullback-amid-market-correction-but-industry-players-cite-stable-contract-trends/
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: Okay bitcoin just keep doing this until Monday
[+5] u/DandadanAsia: FYI: pussy ain't free. you gonna pay one way or the others
[+5] u/nordik1: what if the make a wish kid say he want some pussy
[+5] u/frumpydrangus: I feel like I haven’t heard war news in a week?
[+5] u/hftrobo9285: Regard Burry buying puts means you have 1 year after that for whatever he thinks will happen to actually happen
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Let’s get this recession going. I want cheap stocks again
[+5] u/jamieperkins9999: Why have we stopped talking about the epstein files?
[+5] u/9tacos: America 250 booming like a funeral
[+14] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: July going to pump like crazy
[+9] u/MisterSauz: I feel like MU is gonna open +4%
[+8] u/RPMayhem: Micheal burry is going to get burned on his soxx short position. The moves down felt forced and this still feels like the early innings to semis. Bold of him to force a reversal instead of waiting for a natural peak
[+8] u/Bravadette: Most exciting match so far.
[+7] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: We will see all time high this july
[+7] u/2020isgreat: Why don't Europeans just go into the pool instead of dying of heatstroke? Are they stupid?
[+7] u/BeepBoopDep: Imagine being ber and sweating all weekend for Monday after watching the gigapump on kospi 😂😂😂
[+7] u/Individual_Error_428: Holy shit Cape Verde v shape recovery
[+7] u/cloud_cafe: Semi bulls will come into the casino on Monday from rainbow colored lambos
[+6] u/ChainOfThot: Knowledge is power, France is bacon
[+6] u/BeepBoopDep: Enjoy your holiday bers, come Monday your puts are going to welcome you with a lovely -99% 😍😍
[+6] u/Tillfatfire: Can now ath next week?
[+6] u/solidsneeze: all time high this week ...temperature
[+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Ya'll do realize 5% of President Trump's portfolio is in Micron, right 😏🤌
[+6] u/tgff333: Maybe should get into sports betting
[+6] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: I cum so fast because I love you.
[+6] u/patricktu1258: I should’ve been a Messi fan but I am so invested in Cape Verde
[+6] u/LadderAdmirable: Why no market pumping news on the 250th birthday? I am hoping for full removal of tariffs on AI components and companies. Should ne sufficient to take us to 800 this month. LMAO.
[+6] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: Its odd seeing online discourse about ai-demand slowing down, while nearly all my peers in big tech are talking about top-down initiatives to increase LLM use for programming, and often even leading to reprimands for not using it enough. I’m guessing the disconnect is between consumers and enterprise. Every engineer i’ve seen these days uses either Codex or Claude Code, and are being heavily encouraged to do so to bump up their usage metrics in their orgs. Maybe i’m living in an engineering bubble, but these companies are paying $$$ to integrate LLMs more and more in workflows and tools
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: No badies only indian men
[+5] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Rotation back into crypto at the start of the quarter it seems
[+5] u/RJNavarrete: So all the markets pump while ours is closed.
And Korea will get to dump again before ours is open.
Amazing freedom there, tbh.
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: One PSU swap later, and my GPU is working perfectly fine! Let's fucking go!
[+5] u/Quick_Lawfulness7501: Value investing sub makes my brain hurt
[+5] u/grandfatherdog: Happy 4th. Puts on cousin fingers 🧨 🎆 probably down to 9 EOD
[+5] u/likefenixx: Diddy is playing in Cape verde wtf
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Found cash in my draftkings acct. Musta won something and forgot about it. Might just put it all on Joey Chestnut beating his wiener eating record.
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: America doesn't look a day over 249 tbh
[+5] u/oliver2022: WHAT A FUCKING GOAL MY GOD
[+5] u/Bravadette: That cape Verde goal was fucking insane
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: Nazis having a tough world cup
[+5] u/Hellmale007: It’s a game.. Argentina vs Cabo Verde
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: This is a spoiler, not a prediction. **Do not click if you don't like spoilers, you've been warned!!**
>!Micron will hit $2,000/share, SanDisk will hit $6,000/share, and I'll finally tell my boss to fuck off and quit!<
[+5] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Cape Verde showed up. What a game!
[+5] u/definitelycrack: MU will rip on monday
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: Most of you would not have survived the alien invasion of 1996.
[+5] u/oldprecision: Seeing a lot of posts that the great bear market of July 2026 is over, can't wait for Monday.
[+5] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: If Cap verde wins this weeks loses will be forgotten. Praise be to Allah
[+5] u/Head_Ad_5719: market's closed anyway so my brunch setup is gonna be more profitable than any of my plays this year
[+10] u/CEO_of_SOXL: So I go to my parents beach house for the 4th. 3 kids and wife and all. Wife freaks out again since she’s like peri menopause or some shit and says take me home. I take her home and drive to the beach with the kids alone. Now she’s home bored and wants to come but fuck her. I’m sick of this crazy bitch
[+7] u/Creamed_Dreamer: Spy 770 monday open would be sick.
[+7] u/OldWonder5865: At T-Swifts wedding and they’re all buying micron on hyperliquid
[+7] u/LetterheadOwn9453: Will Monday be green?
[+7] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Argentina “fans” are so fucking annoying man, celebrating after barely scraping by😭
[+7] u/No_Stand5622: Argentina and capo Verde have a lot of hotties.
In the US, we have a lot of fatties
[+7] u/stockgeekie: Tonight we are all Cape Verdeans, they are our heroes
[+7] u/JackORoses: Whole world was blown away by Cabo Verde.
Verde = Green in Spanish
Monday = 2.5% Verde
[+7] u/aa73gc: Be honest you are watching Columbia play only to see the girls in the stands
[+7] u/Prestigious_Key1755: Canada should have been able to play all their games at home. Not Houston or wherever.
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #Bers: "we are in recession"
#World cup: "we got 500 million applications for 6.5 million available tickets at an average ticket price of $2k" LMAO🤌
[+6] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: In an alternate reality, crabs throw humans into a pot of hot water. Glad I can enjoy my crab meat with butter in this one though
[+6] u/stuntondeezh0es: Cuckerberg: if I can’t make money off this AI bubble, no one can. UNLEASH THE RED
[+6] u/OK_Computer10101: I just watched Independence Day again for the first time since ‘96… Will Smith got engaged with a weavey flat ass stripper in the movie…. Life imitates art
[+6] u/visionarymind: # Has anyone checked to see if there are any data centers located in these areas experiencing extreme heat❓
[+6] u/orcassharks: You just know there are regards on here who started a short position on MUU at 3pm yesterday.
It’s that guy who keeps telling us kospi is going to be down 10% Monday
[+6] u/BearlyBearishBear: That video of the skydiver with the giant American flag crashing into the tree and eating shit feels like a metaphor for the current state of our country
[+5] u/zeebee098: Summer thunderstorms. One reason I’m glad I didn’t 🔫 myself
[+5] u/Scary-Leather2050: Is anyone else in here tracking psychedelic stocks yet or just dick riding AI/Chips? DFTX CMPS ATAI HELP, most had a decent pull back to end this week
[+5] u/diefy7321: RIP u/cashflow\_ getting trapped under the rubble 🙏
[+5] u/zeebee098: These yellow and red cherries are goated
[+5] u/EnginrA: Congrats Taylor ❤️❤️❤️
[+5] u/No_Current3675: Gotta be a special type retard to buy corn.
[+5] u/geddyclaus: **We**'**re the HOTTEST Country** Anywhere in the World
D.C. is hotter than Phoenix, LOL
[+5] u/OK_Computer10101: Where’s thebaxxxxx to explain to me why the market didn’t move today?
[+5] u/visionarymind: I’m giving up on the 🐁🐀 race
Applying for janitor roles @ every megacap 🤑
[+5] u/ddrsdght: 🥭giving a long speech in scorching hot weather to prepare himself for hell
[+5] u/PM_ur_nudes_or_dont: Drunk kangaroos hanging in there vs the Islamist mummies
[+5] u/Foreign_Ostrich: Caleb Hammer audited me behind the Wendy’s
[+5] u/Objective_Back_2581: If you do not support our Lord and Saviour in building data centres then you will suffer
[+5] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: I just had some buffoon tell me the gaming companies would rent all the compute up if it turns out there is excess. We’re truly past any thinking
[+5] u/Seymour_asis501: Yall ever drink so much your head feels like you have a hat on
[+12] u/kemar7856: Mango is gonna announce he's adding his face to mount Rushmore
[+11] u/soldieroscar: Just found out I purchased MU at 67 and sold at 87
[+10] u/PoliticsRealityTV: my current regime:
\- ketamine
\- xanax
\- heroin
[+10] u/waterpup99: Not hopium dumbass memory pumped 10% on Kospi and Asia overnight because Samsung and sk hynix announced price increases and signaled strong demand.
Lots of retards use the words hopium way too much.
[+9] u/callsonreddit: Maybe this whole time memory not running up because of fundamentals..
..but because of South Koreans
[+9] u/andytobbles: Every girl that’s even kind of hot has an onlyfans nowadays. Nothing but love for the game though
[+9] u/ButtExterminator: Taylor Swift is a wet piece of cardboard
[+8] u/Inevitable_Gainz: I have 9 months to make $1 million dollars starting with $10k.
[+8] u/Sick0h: 401k sending a quarterly statement like I haven’t checked every part of my port 743 times a day every day
[+8] u/ZYHUA: **Why memory prices are soaring:**
They’re spending fake money that isn’t there,
on memory that isn’t made,
to plug into GPUs not yet built,
then stack in data centers not yet laid,
powered by grids that may never appear,
to serve demand that no one will see,
and chase a profit that, by math itself,
can never come to be.
[+8] u/Demonic_Maidens: I am going out with a girl tomorrow. Idk this happened or what to do.
[+8] u/EchoInOurChamber: You have to talk to her, hang out with her for hours, respond to texts, buy meals, buy holiday gifts,
[+7] u/whoiskeef: will my 750 spy calls print on monday?
[+7] u/Delicious_Put_5857: its an excellent time to short the Very Bad companies
[+7] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: Weird seeing all the IG baddies I followed just to see their tits during my doom scrolls now post pictures of their families. Man time flies.
[+7] u/PoasterOfPoasters1: In 2026, the economy of the USA is based on Artificial Intelligence, online gambling, "gourmet" cookie shops and "elevated" smash burgers.
[+7] u/Illustrious_Job1951: I searched a Thailand vacation ONE TIME and now I get std med ads on YouTube 😐
[+7] u/cloudsofgrey: You have to pay for sex. Congrats.
[+7] u/cripky: Some bros just want to fuck her right in the pussy know what I mean , cuts all the bs out
[+7] u/Logical_Lie6478: I lost 45 lbs on semaglutide. I’m a chick btw. No ozempic face, my bone structure is impeccable. Really brought it back 💁🏼♀️
[+6] u/kdestroyer1: I asked ChatGPT how I'd become a millionaire in the next 5 years and it told me to get a better job. Fuck you let me gamble and win.
[+6] u/legible_print: When semis start running again people are going to lose their minds
[+6] u/Accurate-Letter-546: Mango has been the best president for the stock market ever.... up down up down updown. Great for gambling
[+6] u/WocketWaccoon: I want to suck on tifa’s huge cowtits
[+6] u/cashflow_: Im in a small pueblo in Colombia about to watch World Cup game at a bar
[+5] u/Automatic-L0ss: This week I broke up with my girl. I ended up going on a coke binge and somehow ended up at an escorts place where she tenderly sucked my balls for 15 min. Needless to say I’m going back to see her tomorrow morning.
[+5] u/SDRChillride: Lookin for nebius and sk hynix upcoming wek
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[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: are u a person whoz like o ya i woulda shorted the top of 2000? cuz thats \~now lol
[+5] u/wattap: Was thinking about taking a shot or two even though I’m gonna take 4 or 5 tomorrow
[+5] u/E39_CBX: AAPL please fucking dump
[+5] u/uwvirgin: sports bettors about to go bankrupt again for shorting cpv LMAO
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: Shout-out to women for making themselves undesirable 🦸♂️
[+5] u/callsonreddit: How to text a girl
Hint: Gemini
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: They say men can't get pregnant, bit I'm not going to stop trying.
[+5] u/Civil-Fun2409: just send her a dik pic
[+5] u/npaudyal: Argentina won in extra time, not "regulation time". Regulation time is just 90 mins.
[+5] u/Daedalus_Knew: >the company that shall not be named.
Voldemart?
[+14] u/JohanLiebert92: That Argentina vs Cape Verde was the best match I've seen at this world cup, unreal drama
[+11] u/Exciting-Serve-2676: So, consensus here is that there is 0% chance of semis continuing to dump Monday?
[+8] u/AcanthocephalaIcy571: So rotation back into semis begins Monday? Congrats on surviving the “bubble pop” of 6/30-7/1
[+7] u/D1finalboss: How’s everyone doing 😊
[+7] u/ajibtunes: I just found out that if you end up in a mental institution all your debts are cancelled 🤔
[+6] u/bikkhu42: TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS 🫵🏾
[+6] u/anon_dih: How are we supposed to do this for 2 more days?
[+6] u/jetrawl: Stay safe tomorrow. Gonna be hard to execute trades at a loss without fingers.
[+6] u/jaydacosta: Sports gambling is really fucking bad man.
[+6] u/Psychological-Ship85: Imagine not being invited to Tswifts wedding.
[+6] u/Bright-Ad-4698: hey siri, find me the nearest lamborghini dealership
[+5] u/surmoiFire: that Cabo fan is legit hot 🔥
[+5] u/technologyready12: I know not everyone's making money in stocks. If you're struggling, consider checking out the Salvation Army or your local food bank. Many provide a full cart of groceries each month and unlimited bread pickups. You may need to show you have low income or limited assets, though some locations don't require verification.
[+5] u/TheRealJohnOptions: Just saw a 4’11 Mexican guy with a smoke show and a couple big dudes in Texas and just a pro tip, that’s a guy you say “please” and “thank you” to
[+5] u/NiceOwner: Crazy to think Cape Verde in the middle of nowhere with such a small population was so good.. goes to show, there’s poors out there better than the best ones discovered.
[+5] u/Rickehhhlol: Who’s ready for jersey mikes ipo😂
[+5] u/supferrets: mega bullish on ORCL, still waiting for the bottom to buy
[+5] u/lipmanz: How many SPCX shares to cover all the self driving lawsuits?
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Teachers weren't hot 20 years ago
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: I think I'm going to try this one sounds promising
[+20] u/SophisticatedLogic: Happy July 4th everyone!!
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[+13] u/hahajizzjizz: Post picture of your parents faces when they realize you're a regard.
[+12] u/SophisticatedLogic: I am going to design new pillows and become a billionaire-
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[+10] u/AlmostAsianJim: Good news is I’m at ATH for the year.
Bad news is I’m still flat for the year.
[+8] u/stupidber: Man home feed sucks on reddit now why all these subs im not even a part of
[+8] u/Money_Term8366: GTA is gonna be riddled with microtransactions, online is going to require a subscription, and yet you’re bearish on TTWO?!
[+8] u/Salt_Contract342: It sounds as though education isn't your strength anways.....
[+7] u/rocier: i ate an entire box of ice cream sandwhiches. and not one of those small boxes. like an industrial sized box
[+7] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: i grabbed some produce from the non-organic section of the grocery store and transferred it to the organic section
someone is going to be livid when they shit tonite
[+7] u/soad1331: So I went all in on MU yesterday. Am I cooked?
[+7] u/Money_Term8366: No woman will ever bring you the same joy a 0dte brings
[+6] u/hta157: Here is a riddle: im in a country where they speak french, its not France. It smells like curry, its not india. Strict gun laws, but lots of extortion and gun crime. Its kinda like america but way more tax, worse inflation, only G7 in a recession, but with a thick smell of delusional superiority. Guess?
[+6] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Happy July 4th AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A MEEEE RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[+6] u/rocier: Can you get pregnant from eating too many ice cream sammiches?
[+6] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: By convincing other dumbass people, its not his money lmao
[+6] u/Bombingit: Sounds like a PSU issue. This happened to me when I would max out my games, a 1000w PSU replacement fixed it for me.
[+6] u/Nanas_700k: Oh, you must be on Gulliblex
[+5] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Cabo Verde played really well.
But real talk, they're still a shit team and the fact Argentina struggled as much as they did is a warning sign they're not as good as people think.
[+5] u/powerboner: Why are there so many window cleaning ads on reddit lately?
[+5] u/DoubleFamous5751: Pro tip, if you’re on the phone with someone for work and you don’t wanna talk anymore just tell them your boss is calling, you gotta go and to email you with what they need.
[+5] u/theJimmybob: $NFLX some how down 17.18% YTD ...
$85+ next week?
Whoops, I mean... $85+ next week!
[+5] u/AngusMcTibbins: I bought SNDK and NVTS yesterday. Praying for a thick Shrek load on Monday
[+5] u/Nanas_700k: open.
The.
CASINO.
!!!!!!! 🗣️
[+5] u/ConfectionAble9282: Just another wojak meme that is to pixilated
[+8] u/itssomeidiot: How the hell are people still out there grilling food in 100F scalding heat? Do they not feel the plastic lawn chairs melting as they sit around the Weber Grill?
[+7] u/Fit-Employ3623: Science says females find bagholders attractive
[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: Weird - I thought when I came to this forum I'd be talking about stocks, instead I find a bunch of fat people with binge eating disorder.
[+6] u/DungeonWalkerCarl: Took some gains and using it to take a three month leave from work. So burnt out, been on mandatory Saturday overtime for the last two years, said last week they want to start working Sundays too. I work for a major auto manufacturer so people aren't slowing down buying vehicles if that's any clue to the state of the economy.
[+6] u/Good_Aardvark1609: Can’t wait to lose money on Monday
[+6] u/BaccNatural8: I was actually a Wendy’s investor and I sold at a 60% loss because the business fundamentally sucked. If you regards pump this shit without me I’m gonna be so pissed
[+6] u/TheoryInttro: Gf is from Argentina and isn't physically in the room with me. I still lost my hearing in one ear.
[+6] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: I was debating whether I have more ice cream or more tequila tomorrow. The place I get my ice cream from just announced tequila as an upcoming flavor.
[+6] u/Itchy_Purpose5269: If you can't take a piss off your front porch, you live in the wrong area imo
[+5] u/neotank35: i need ltc to go to 85 so I can get out at my cost basis. no need for profit. thanks guys.
[+5] u/qx2: I’ve been flexing my butthole for Monday gaping, am I over thinking it?
[+5] u/leestowncat: Btc 50% OFF 4th of July sale!!!
[+5] u/Elonmuskishuman: You can lose a lot of money chasing women, but you’ll never lose women by chasing money
[+5] u/throwingitanyway: what is australia even good for
[+5] u/Pamper69: Say it with my folks
SPY 800
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: I'm starting to see the dots connect between mayan imagery, mushrooms, UFOs, and Jesus+Mary
Which means it's probably time to up my psych meds
[+5] u/zlordbeats: just got a burger from wendys it was good, just supporting the stock
[+5] u/neotank35: I drempt I was on hells kitchen, I was trying to cook food for chef Gordon Ramsay, and my chicken was RAW. so I stuck it in the microwave cause I realized in the dream it was better to give him rubber chicken than RAW chicken and get called a fat slob that served RAW chicken.
this is 100% a true dream do not judge me I used to watch that show back in 2004ish.
[+5] u/forevergooon: I fucked up. 8 dates in and she really wanted me to meet her mom. I feel fucked, she's a great person but I dont know if i feel the same way romantically as I did first few dates. Shes done nothing wrong. Cares for me a lot. Fuck
[+5] u/SilverPrivateer: July 4th is perfect day to take stroll and find beautiful drunk american woman who love a high caste patriotic man ;)
[+5] u/CitizenPremier: When I lift up a moob and let it drop I feel a considerable jolt to my chest
[+5] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Dumbest crowd are people cheering for data centers in space or saying spcx will get humanity to mars. Nobody is leaving this rock and we better get used to it 😭
[+5] u/Lostmymindandmoney: I wear socks from Walmart
[+5] u/OnceRegarded: Agree. It might pump more, but playing with fire at this point. Tulip mania over RAM??? lol couldn't give it away a few years back
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: It’s the weekend thread
[+11] u/Warm_Net_4540: https://preview.redd.it/n3xog93ur5bh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af41deba1b5c8f3210f8a6b234245e18728a90be
[+8] u/Happy-Champion1661: OPEN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!
[+8] u/KissMyRichard: It's the juice guys.
Grapefruit juice is one of those things you learn to like when you get older not because it's good but because you hate it a little but you're bored with everything else past a certain point.
Anyway, it's the juice.
[+8] u/Deep_Calls_007: I am gonna name my kid Gary and with no last name. That’s good enough for a life time trauma
[+7] u/Reply_Stunning: we need the market to stay open over the weekend, this is outrageous
[+7] u/I_work_too_much: I'm currently setting them on fire. So not much different than the portfolio really.
[+6] u/Noticeably98: I haven’t bought a triple A video game in like 3 years.
[+6] u/SteamyG0uda: Having to work on the 4th is gay and un-american
[+6] u/Neel_Crashkari: Feeling cute, might stuff sand in my ass and go for a run 🏃♂️
[+6] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Who’s need a 4th of July when my wife blow’s up everyday 🤌
[+5] u/KarlLachsfeld: 🥭 said Iran is very eager to reach an agreement and has been granted a week-long holiday for Khamenei's funeral.
Pack it up boys, no new war.
[+5] u/Squamsk: Thought I killed a big spooky bug in my room. I was almost sure of it. When I released the paper towel, there was nothing there. Welp, I'm not sleeping tonight
[+5] u/RockasaurusRex: You will experience great fortune in the market if you correctly answer the following riddle:
Could you give me $30,000?
[+5] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: I like when its raining properly for hour, cleans my car for free
[+5] u/SmoothFlan0: Semi will gap up in open
[+5] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: Some girls on Tinder look like wilderbeasts. I'm not down for a Safari hunt
[+5] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: Bers pronouns are he/bitch
[+5] u/Candid_Payment_4094: How is Argentina not winning by like 6-0 at the moment? This is just sad
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Just made 700 on Las Vegas aces on robing of hammered duck my dickkk
[+5] u/PlanSeekX01: So deep green on monday got it.
[+5] u/diddidntreddit: The fuck are you talking about
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: nowhere near the amount of men your mom let in
[+8] u/LuisVF0510: I swear MU better go through the roof on Monday or I'm shitting myself again
[+7] u/TreGet234: Floating ai data center
[+7] u/syedhuda: only real patriots will full port calls next week
[+6] u/Axwe8: I have to spend the weekend with you regards 🤡
[+6] u/Bichael-Murry: good moaning frens
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[+6] u/AlertPen4796: Happy birthday americunts
[+6] u/solid-harmonic: Happy 4th of YOLO 🇺🇲🦅🦬🍺🗽🚀🎊
[+6] u/mks_csw: We‘re all living in America
Coca Cola, sometimes (always) war 🇺🇸 🦅
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: “'You are some rich guy's exit strategy': Vivian Tu says 'your guy friends are getting duped' by Elon Musk's SpaceX IPO
The former JPMorgan trader says the much-hyped IPO is really a cash-out for early investors who got in a decade ago, warning regular people could end up holding the bag.”
[+6] u/Molten-Helldiver: 3 day weekends bring out the extra retarded
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: There will be people who lose their fingers from fireworks today; God bless America!
[+5] u/kaapooj: general gov debt % of gdp 2025:
US: 126%
France: 116.7%
Germany: 62.8%
Netherlands: 47.8%
https://www.oecd.org/en/data/indicators/general-government-debt.html
where do u see the dollar strength story?
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Land of the free!! Fuck ywahhh!!
Free to do what exactly?
Stfu u fucking commie
[+5] u/ChemistLeading3484: Can’t wait to see bitcoin totally collapse. This Ponzi scheme been going on way too long. It’s value being measured in usd should’ve told everyone it’s fake
[+5] u/BeatzAway: Can’t wait to taste ber tears on Monday
[+5] u/Midget_Molester10: full porting 1 month to expiry DRAM calls at 1-2$ above whatever it oppens at.
[+5] u/potato111a: LETS GO COLUMBIA YA BOI NEED A W FOR THIS FAT PARLAY
[+5] u/TreGet234: I foresee a huge summer rally across asset classes.
[+5] u/Alternative_Cup1267: Could spy hit 750 Monday?
[+5] u/hybridoctopus: Stable job close by, and make up the difference in comp at the casino.
[+5] u/Killerfeed_Reborn: Well then thats just not going to work.
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Project Hail Mary was good!
[+5] u/elpresidentedeljunta: Given the rise of a certain party it is fair to say that many germans are just russian bots.
[+13] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Spy +3% monday might actually happen
[+12] u/myboywears: Bears are very stinky creatures
[+11] u/jijitalk: Need an idea to bomb my interview next week so I can just continue to live off of my meta severance and not support my gf quitting her job for her stupid dream job of flipping thrifted items off of goodwill.
[+9] u/Vito_GYATafore: Cracking open my first twisted tea of the morning. What a great day to be an alcoholic
[+9] u/wildcat1055: For the record, I didn't get thrown out of Taylor's wedding yesterday.
I walked out on my own after finding out it was a cash bar.
[+8] u/swampassOG: Massive milkers. Imagine, you must
[+8] u/DarkoDokkan: Happy July 4th, now everyone will get a mega pump on monday
[+8] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: Day 2 of my withdrawal symptoms from the US market
[+7] u/RandomNobodyEU: God I'm jealous of Americans. Only the thought that I could've been Indian makes the pain bearable.
[+7] u/Abject_Wish_3787: 2 more days to go :(
[+7] u/FuckleUp: If you’re 50 years old you’ve lived 20% of the history of 🇺🇸
[+7] u/Bromine_Bro35: Buying and holding puts during the 250th anniversary of this great nation is nothing short of treason. LOCK ‘EM UP! 🦅 🇺🇸
[+7] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Thanks for the free show neighbor
[+6] u/Vito_GYATafore: Will be spending my day getting drunk and insulting Europeans. God bless America
[+6] u/CMTTrader: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
🟥⬜🟦America 250 🟥⬜🟦 🟥⬜🟦 America 250 🟥⬜🟦 🟥⬜🟦 America 250 🟥⬜🟦
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
[+6] u/NotRllytho: Happy 4th! Bless America. Bless the Casino and bless your calls. 🇺🇸 🦅
[+6] u/quantumlyregarded: Land of the fee, home of the slave.
[+6] u/BlackFlames01: Happy 4th of July! 🇺🇸
"Nearly half (46%) of Americans - and nearly two-thirds (61%) of Gen Z - don’t know what America’s 250th commemorates, a new Cato Institute survey finds."
Source: https://x.com/i/status/2072795009087123958
[+6] u/Useful_Donut6789: i don't want to brag or anything but i tripled my account and made 300 dollars this week. can't be seen hanging around with the poors here anymore. heading myself over to /r/fatFIRE
[+6] u/kryptonyk: Today I’m gunna start be turning down my CENTRAL AC to 69 degrees (FAHRENHEIT!), then I’m gunna drive my ridiculously large SUV around to find some fireworks. Then, I’m gunna light up my monstrously huge grill and cook some RED MEAT while the kids swim in our (private) swimming pool. CACAWWW MOTHERFUCKERS!! 🦅 🇺🇸 🧨
[+6] u/CalRippedken: Why is it "cancelled" in the UK and "canceled" in the US?
Because we gave them that L in 1776 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
[+6] u/saltednutz69: The United States of Isreal
[+5] u/trsx5: Guys I’m embarassed how much I’ve paid in commission and fees YTD.
[+5] u/fuck_zebster: Knowing this admin the only reason they attacked Tylenol was probably to buy kenvue shares for cheap .
[+5] u/Winter_Body4794: Happy* 4th of July .
Terms and conditions apply. Happiness void where prohibited by law, caste, and skin tone relative to nearest fascist thug.
[+5] u/ChannelGullible7324: Happy 4th to all ..even the bears who lmao held puts over the 250th birthday weekend
of the great USA ....🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
[+5] u/twostroke1: Not even 10am and neighbors are already out shooting, celebrating the greatest casino in the world.
[+5] u/demonhunterking: Monday will be an ultra green day
[+5] u/Dramatic-Morning-100: Can we Americans give ourselves enough credit for intelligence to reject both the sanitized, ultra-heroic and the venal, ultra-evil versions of our history as one-dimensional indoctrination, and celebrate its virtues as well as its cautionary missteps? We do have a lot to celebrate for.
[+5] u/liuqiu_rangers: If market doesn't pump on Monday then everyone (yes, EVERYONE) gay
[+5] u/bbashbang: in april orwhatever when that first 50 bagger hit at lows i was on the mountain.
[+5] u/Dyce10x: Fucking love ‘Murica. To wake up and not be a europoor is the greatest feeling ever.
[+5] u/Outside_Ad4446: 🌽 pumping for AMERICA...🫡🇺🇸🦅
[+5] u/magneticpasta9: Watching Ozark agian, why didn't taco just move there? Him and Elon could have lived in paradise there
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: I will buy this company! Half stock have Radio Shack gift cards from 1999!
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: His mom truly was a prophet and accepted men far and wide regardless of age, race, ethnicity, criminal history, or sexuality. Very wholesome!
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Greatest country on Earth, regards 🇺🇸🦅
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: Like 98% of gains ever made were overnight. There is a NY times article about it.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/02/your-money/stock-market-after-hours-trading.html
[+5] u/All_FIREdUp: Honestly, if you didn’t switch jobs during the 2022-2024 job market craze then you fucked up big time and permanently stunted your earnings.
We’ll never see a job market like that again in our entire lifetimes.
[+5] u/DownSyndromSteven: Happy American day, thanks for the crazy stock market gainsz and trans fats.
[+5] u/Hwangoutpltr: Playing crash for a week has illuminated my true investing strategy
Mash buy and pray
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Today I’m going to walk around all day with my AK
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: New Earnings season kick off this week to save us from all these sell offs on no news
[+5] u/dolla_bill21: Depends on age and balance of life you want. For a younger person, take the shitty job far away for money and title, then leave in a year for a better closer job with even more money
[+9] u/ebfeebfe: # Happy 250th birthday to the S&P500
[+8] u/dinglebarryb0nds: nathan's hot dog contest starts in 20 minutes on espn 2
[+8] u/trent_upscale: MSTR pump 8pm tomorrow night
Tell your step-sister
[+8] u/ZaraBloom418: I got a bonus of $1500 and it sucks cause I only got $900 after tax in Ohio
[+7] u/-IQ200: Shoutout to the people who light money on fire. 🎆
[+7] u/da-pkitty: NVDA legendary recovery Monday on the back of KOSPI gains or continued death spiral?
[+7] u/iThrewFarAway: 46 hrs left regards till open 🤡
[+7] u/BullPropaganda: I've only ever driven through Delaware. Why the hell would I stop?
[+6] u/WordsHappenedHere: You wake up. Everyone hates you. Your kids hate you. Your wife is only with you for the money. You have no actual friends. Only “friends” that you’ve done deals with or that need something from you. You are overweight. Your body is aging and you feel like shit most days. You constantly see and hear people talking shit about you. You had a terrible relationship with your parents growing up. Your dad called you a moron daily. You aren’t very smart and you know it. You fake your way through every conversation and pretend to know things. People laugh only because they need something from you.
You are 🥭
[+6] u/fire_alarmist: The entirety of the US economy is one big exercise in coordination, manipulation, reality denial and gaming metrics to make it seem like everything is fine and the leverage multiples dont need to drastically come down. Im in multiple cash buyer housing groups on facebook, the amount of nearly 50% off ARV off market posts on there is ASTOUNDING. The housing market is ALREADY cooked, they are just keeping it off the goyim friendly sites like zillow and houses.com. Same exact thing is happening in the stock market, they are keeping the goyim markets propped up in order to prevent the liquidations that would take place that would then force selling into low liquidity and collapse leverage multiples drastically while the dark pools are where the actual liquidity is for the big players and the Fed steps in to facilitate those transactions to prevent a meltdown.
They are trying to coordinate a slow bleed escape for the big boys and leave retail bag holding, lets see if they manage it.
[+6] u/fatmummy222: July 4th this year doesn’t feel the same anymore
[+6] u/Peirsein: Believe it or not, memory
[+5] u/patmccock86: I think an AI has been assigned to trail my trades anytime I go big, it goes the opposite direction. This is not a conspiracy
[+5] u/Traditional-Apple525: B52 shaking birds out of trees in Queens
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: Tonight I will shoot off $800 in fireworks and feel bad afterwords
[+5] u/SuperNewk: MSTR over 107 in 24/7 trading. Can we get a 130+++ Monday
[+5] u/seanr96: What is SPY gonna open at Monday, 755 too hopeful?
[+5] u/MicioBau: Open the fucking casino you crazy bastards, I need my dopamine hit.
[+5] u/-IQ200: If you’ve never shot a bottle rocket out of your ass, are you even American?
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: Way too bolish in here. Might buy OTM puts on semis.
[+5] u/Juddy-: What do people go there for?
[+5] u/savingstrainagain: META is rly gonna crash this bitch with no survivors. First zucky says we may sell excess compute. But that wasn’t enough. Then he goes and says agentic AI is progressing slower than we thought. Then his head of AI Alexander WANG comes out and says no no no, zuck did say that but don’t worry guys it’s not just META that agentic AI isn’t progressing as fast, it’s the whole industry 😂. ZUCKY GOT PUTS
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: Ber should drink lots of beer and play with fireworks
[+5] u/octopus_serenader: When I want relationship advice, this is the first place I think of.
[+5] u/brucekeller: Don't forget therapy to recover from the AI therapy / 'relationships'. Although, in the US I guess it'll be more like some borderline party drug that's prescribed.
[+5] u/No-Sympathy-686: Those countries aren't even real
[+5] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: There are kitchen tables in Italy that are 2x older than this country.
[+5] u/Traditional-Poet5461: Boys look down girls walk like models. Also we dont do it.
[+5] u/aquaticsardonic: But you shit in the pool once and no one ever shuts the fuck up about it even at the 15 year class reunion
[+11] u/GuwopGOAT: I really need SNDK to go up 20% on Monday or I may have to buy a full bottle of Tylenol
[+9] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: Imagine being regarded and selling MU at close on Friday 🤡
[+8] u/OptionsHuduga: in crippling debt, unemployed, drinking bud lights non stop since 6am in my front yard on a broken lawn chair. I'm the American DREAM. Happy 4th 'Murica!
[+8] u/blemdemman: terrible day to be a hot dog
[+8] u/Icy_Jelly_315: There's possibly something gayer than being interested in that, but science has yet to discover it
[+7] u/dljmonkeyboiz: I’m gay and lose money
[+6] u/yourgirl696969: Happy 4th of July to the American degens here!
[+6] u/Snoo_4496: god save my MU calls for Friday and 24th
[+6] u/dorkstar1: Open the fucking casino, Am bored
I just want to see number’s fluctuations to stimulate my brain
[+6] u/I-IV-I64-V-I: As a child i remember my 3rd grade history teacher talking about empires usually only making it to their 250th year.
It feels weird to be hitting that milestone. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Happy 4th . Playing roulette just to feel something
[+5] u/Icommandyou: Merry Christmas happy new year happy birthday happy 4th
[+5] u/AKNJ907: How’s my $1,295 7/11 MU calls lookin? Webull telling me -87% but think it’s a computer error
[+5] u/Evander85: All this day needs is open casino to be perfect
[+5] u/Mysterious-Device-53: I'm gonna fill a Stanley thermos full of boiled hotdogs and carry it around with me at the party tonight. Will sit down next to people and just nonchalantly fish one out and eat it while they're telling a story
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: MAGIC 👏 INTERNET 👏 MONEY 👏
[+5] u/Saeonic: Was I A.I the whole time?
[+5] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: The sub is alive again 😍
[+5] u/_Rexfest_: Happy birthday to all my degenerates
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: WHERE ARE THE GLIZZIES🫴🌭🌭🌭
[+5] u/dune2350: List your top 5 picks (1 week horizon) if you lost 90% of your net worth on memory stocks this past week and your family depends entirely on your income and you also have a $10k loan due in a week and the loan sharks threatened to cut off your pinkie (already lost one). Just curious is all.
[+5] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: She was a 10 but she have M.U 2000$ calls 🤌🤌
[+5] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: Today feels like Sunday and it is not... no Futures tonight.. sad
[+5] u/TdotInvestor1234: https://xcancel.com/ValueInIdeas/status/2073244523149262997
RKLB on Fox
[+5] u/Level10Retard: Bad for the economy but stocks only go up.
[+9] u/New_Competition_410: Will nbis print Monday chat
[+9] u/Yottahz: Canada should stick to sports they are good at like curling.
[+9] u/ShittyUsernane1222: there is a difference between countries and nation states.
morocco (country with continuity of administration since the romans and ummayads)
canada (post Westphalian artificial British administered nation state).
[+9] u/itsojoever: Nah we don't go there anymore
Edit: it's Singh Hortons for the record
[+8] u/Single_Guarantee9545: Anyone else at home all alone rotting for the 4th of July?
[+8] u/EntrepreneurOld7858: The top two posts today on WSB are by a 2 month old karma farming account lmfao.
This sub is so cooked
[+7] u/Old_Traffic886: from a europoor happy 4th, get ready to pump MU on monday you bastards
[+7] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: TACO declares Netanyahu “knows who the boss is”
Damn lol
[+7] u/NaiveMercury: Family weddings in Romania are so weird man, you be flirting with a girl and then yo grandma shows up and tells you that she is your 3rd degree cousin 💀
[+7] u/Heineken_500ml: Canada sucks at soccer.
[+7] u/Conscious_Ocelot8287: DRAM 70 weeklies 🤷♂️
[+7] u/0impulsecontrol: 0dte spy puts and or calls whichever feels right in the moment
[+6] u/ShittyUsernane1222: it would be peak wsb ragebait if somehow the blatant Ponzi scheme which is crypto, NFTs, Metaverse resurrects while all other financial markets crash.
[+6] u/Dangerous-Retard: "Everyone is too good to eat ass until there's no more cock to suck."
- Henry Ford
[+6] u/blitzdunce: data center water turned me ghey
[+6] u/Strict-Hearing-177: Syrup RE -TARIFFED up again
[+6] u/MrBlueEyedFox: They were hyping nvda and avgo. Making fun of automatic money destroyer. They were pumping lunr, rklb, asts. If you had listened, you would have made a lot of money.
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: shitcoin and cryptos to 0.
crypto fails at being a store of value due to constant violent price spikes and dumps.
crypto fail at being a currency due to the fact they are only used as an speculative asset and not really used outside of crypto exchanges
crypto fail at being a trustworthy IOU due to being flooded by scammers and pump-dump schemes
[+5] u/EagleNoahg: Hope you bought the memory dip. MU at 1025 on Hyperliquid we V ing into Monday
[+5] u/Revolutionary-Rip670: As a bear, today I hung 2 American flags
🇺🇸🇺🇸
[+5] u/poopyplayer69: canada cannot futbol 🤌
[+5] u/pussy_ass_licking: I want pussy in my mouth
[+5] u/Competitive-Water944: u/berhunter429 is from Canada LMAO 🤌🏻
[+5] u/Ill_Mastodon8324: Why did Amerifats cancel their parade? Don’t they have a/c?
[+5] u/tombrady011235: Put it in reverse terry!
[+5] u/b1mm3rl1f3: Somewhere in Canada, a Tim Hortons cup just got aggressively scrunched
[+5] u/dontslambro: Lemme get one of those 10,000% baggers
[+5] u/Fit-Win-536: There’s a bunch of nut jobs on twitter who think trumps gonna announce a gold revaluing tonight lol.
[+5] u/Infamous_Ad3866: Wait europoors really can’t afford AC ? I legit see some ac for only 180$ on Amazon.
[+5] u/FluffyLoveBall: I gave my notice to my job to switch to something else that will allow me to trade in the mornings. But when the markets are this gay…
[+5] u/Fit-Win-536: 9:30am and just had my first beer. MURICA FUCK YEAH
[+5] u/Razvanell95: I love living in a world where we all have something. My wife has a boyfriend, he has a girlfriend, I have debt