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[+51] u/SearchUsual5193: OPEN THE FUCKIN' CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!
[+38] u/KarlLachsfeld: MANGO ALWAYS FINDS A WAY TO FUCK IT UP.
Dude just can‘t shut it for 24 hours.
[+37] u/magneticpasta9: So bored of the hormuz saga, can we go please move onto Cuba or Greenland
[+32] u/jasperCrow: You really have to be dumb as shit to support mango at this point.
[+29] u/ebfeebfe: They should come up with cool names for those Iran ceasefires, like its a Charles Bronson movie. Otherwise people lose interest.
\* "Ceasefire II - No remorse"
\* "Ceasefire III - No regrets"
\* "Ceasefire IV - The face of death"
\* "Ceasefire V - Judgement Day"
\* "Ceasefire VI - Only 48 Hours"
[+28] u/Dropschoen: Time to panic sell everything and panic buy it back tomorrow
[+25] u/drytexterfinalboss: Living the dream, I can look out my bedroom window and see Walmart
https://preview.redd.it/l7m2gedj0p8h1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98ebae364ea79e2ae68896905cf07e2e732755f0
[+23] u/BeepBoopDep: My prediction:
At some point tomorrow markets will open and at a later point close.
You're welcome regards, trying to give you an edge.
[+23] u/WendyDumpsterFire: I need a software rotation or I’m bankrupt
[+21] u/happy_accountant123: So is the gay of Hormuz closed or opened?
[+19] u/SalemKinkTrials: I look like every single player on the Iran team
[+19] u/Big-Pomegranate3243: https://preview.redd.it/y9huxg4e1p8h1.jpeg?width=1331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ecc069eecace01eb3e5dce939c646b410f592e4
[+19] u/Moepenmoes: Sometimes this sub feels like family, but with domestic abuse
[+19] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: Strait opens -> my port tanks
Strait closes -> my port tanks
Strait clopens -> my port tanks
[+18] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: 99 Red Balloons is so much better in GERMAN 🇩🇪
[+17] u/sspositivesoul: Someone help me-
Is hormuz open or close?
Is war on off?
Is peace deal done or canceled?
Is Israel in control of their emotions ?
My head is spinning 🤣
[+17] u/Namtabmal: Just a word of warning my completely beginner investor friend went all in last week. So dont be surprised the bubble pops this week.
[+15] u/zeebee098: Finding this sub cost me years of my life. Why am I still here
[+14] u/Prismt: Were gonna pump to ath on Wednesday and then the entire market is going to be so red after MU earnings you’ll forget what green candles will look like
[+14] u/Cardiff07: Tune in for this episode of deal or no deal
[+14] u/Hwangoutpltr: Anybody here have massive nuts?
[+13] u/JohanLiebert92: No one believes you can pull a girl more than your girlfriend
[+11] u/Soffatjockis: Can someone just use Mythos and hack into the DoJ/FBI and release those files already so we can get this shit over with.
Thanks
[+10] u/Big-Duq: Israelis are watching Iran participate the world cup lmaaaaoooooooo
[+10] u/stuntondeezh0es: Sell everything it’s fucking joever. Last person to hold the bags will have to hold for 30 years
[+10] u/ChloroVstheWorld: MU will triple beat 2k by July Wallah
[+10] u/Moepenmoes: Imagine still posting in the old thread, idiots LMAO 🤌
[+10] u/SearchUsual5193: just rubbed one out, it's also priced in now.
[+10] u/BeepBoopDep: Has mango tried offering 10 shares of mu to Iran in return for a good nuclear deal? Idk, I think it'd work.
[+10] u/GarthBooks69420: How are my spy calls looking for Monday?!
[+10] u/AM_STARR: Bloody red tomorrow…we’ve crossed the threshold 👀
[+10] u/Bichael-Murry: open the futes, futas
[+9] u/ez399017: All signs point to green if you read past clickbait headlines
“A draft has been finalised regarding sanctions waivers for Iranian oil, Hussein Gurbanzadeh, a member of Iran’s negotiating team, has told state media.”
“Israel has announced the lifting of all restrictions imposed on northern border areas amid the fragile ceasefire with Hezbollah in Lebanon.”
[+9] u/TShippy: MU 1300 by Wednesday
[+9] u/BeepBoopDep: I'm too scared to play mu calls for earnings. Therefore, mu 1500 after earnings, I don't make the rules.
[+9] u/tocinoman: I sold MSFT upside on Thursday, so we can expect it to moon this week. I'm not allowed to win.
[+9] u/bachomecho: Literally impossible to predict anything with this ongoing Iran situation, I feel like. One day there is progress in negotiations, another day they are on eachothers' throats again.. What a stressful weekend it has been man
[+9] u/Ordinary_News_6455: Live, Laugh, Lose money
[+9] u/Big-Duq: This is some good football lads. Israelis could never lmaoooooooo
[+9] u/I-N00b-hi: My prediction: MU will beat estimates marginally and give strong guidance for rest of the year. Stock will go down 5-10% for couple of days and then 🚀🚀
[+8] u/itsojoever: Buttcoin acting like spy lmao 🤌
[+8] u/Glide_88: Only 2 hours till futures 🍆
[+8] u/music_is_gud: Gonna full port into Aerotyne International at open 🚀
[+8] u/stuntondeezh0es: Ras Laffan explosion in Qatar. Not sure the cause yet but gas prices to the moon baby
[+8] u/Regenbooggeit: Mango being the cuck of Bibi for attacking Libanon and then blaming Iran haha.
[+8] u/Treverer: This heat is killing me. I’d buy an AC but I won’t have any money left tomorrow 🫠
[+8] u/FFXIV_Yunarin: Red open, green close.
[+8] u/daisymoth9: how do people watch this sport. the flopping is ridiculous
[+8] u/Independent-List-242: Is 🥭 going to order FIFA to defeat Iran?
[+8] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: There's so little to do in the midwest that people are out there chasing storms for fun lmao
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: When did alcohol stop being cool? Whenever I hang out with people a few years younger than me nowadays, none wants alcohol anymore
[+8] u/No-Alarm3762: As much as Israel tried to sabatoge
our calls, it looks like talks are going well “
U.S. and Iranian officials are in ongoing talks in Switzerland, mediated by Pakistan and Qatar, with discussions expected to continue overnight. Topics include Lebanon ceasefire enforcement, the Strait of Hormuz, nuclear deal issues, and MOU implementation. A U.S. diplomat said progress was made and all sides were generally satisfied. Senior-level meetings are expected to wrap up Monday, with technical teams continuing afterward.”
[+8] u/razeusv2: Just a reminder that the Strait was open before all this without issues.
[+8] u/throwaway09234023322: I feel like most of reddit is a bear circle jerk
[+8] u/SearchUsual5193: i need the bubble to pop just to feel something
[+7] u/Spezalt4: My move is to read about the latest ceasefire. Then the next bombing. Then the next ceasefire
[+7] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Someone in the weekend thread said ai will make money useless and the stock market will no longer exist. People are dumb as shit
[+7] u/pineapplekiwipen: if you think this market has a happy ending you have been paying attention
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: There won't be any crashes or dips if we can just all promise to hold no matter what happens
[+7] u/InitiativeGlum2507: My move tomorrow is to double my medication
[+7] u/ChloroVstheWorld: No more holidays after this my god this weekend was grueling
[+7] u/TheKiMoChi2020: No matter what my port is always red everyday
[+7] u/DePoots: https://preview.redd.it/78zzsvi51p8h1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eee5f788ee9af87c450b2ca1841c2c48c31176f
To the moon
[+7] u/music_is_gud: Man, I used Claude to analyze my past trades to find any inefficiencies and come up with a set of rules to address problems like portfolio management, position sizing and exposure based on general market trends.
I will say: not bad at all. It came up with a logical, coherent system to address all that.
As an aside, I also tried the same with Gemini, but that was not so good
[+7] u/Particular-Nose-8932: Everything green tomorrow except msft
[+7] u/vermilli21: Panic sell everything, it’s over for the 39th time!
[+7] u/No_Cod972: We're in the greatest economy in history and yet I don't feel it.
Maybe I'm the problem...
[+7] u/Choice-Ad-4235: Someone from the future reply: did mu dump after earnings
[+7] u/isolated-cat: Iran putting up a good fight at the world cup given that they have to fly in and out the same day to play the matches. kinda absurd that they have to play the games in the US while their station is in Mexico
[+7] u/HDauthentic: Oh boy I can’t wait for futures to open
[+7] u/regarded-nostradamus: Belgians going to blame doku, I know
[+6] u/Allout-Okarun: We are so close!! OPEN THE CASINO AND THE STRAIT YA CRAZY BASTARDS!!
[+6] u/Hwangoutpltr: So green tomorrow, it'll make you fkn puke
[+6] u/Chosoiii: The fact that MSFT is top mentioned is hilarious because it’s absolutely dog 💩.
[+6] u/Helios420A: my move for tomorrow? enjoy a sunrise & watch microsoft drill, two equally likely events
[+6] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Why is it called a portfolio and not a backpack?
[+6] u/Icommandyou: we have like 3 days of oil left so they desperate to keep strait open somehow
[+6] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Asia stocks 1-2% up while US stock market ends flat or little green.
[+6] u/TheMightyMegatron: Probably down, then up, then down again
[+6] u/magneticpasta9: Iran only stirring up this drama to get more publicity for the game
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: Strait...blocked...goal...BLOCKED...MANNGO...CUCKED
[+6] u/DoubleFamous5751: Boomers taking 20 minutes to tell a story that should take 2
[+6] u/Sad_Standard7054: If the Iran Deal is done, what is Next? Back to greenland or tariffs?
[+6] u/Leading-Cheek-8946: Who is the richest regard in here?
[+6] u/RockinOutCockOut: Hey Iran if you score a goal, I get 4k, so if you can handle that soccer ball like you handle your drones, I would appreciate that
[+6] u/Seadog98: This SLS cancer drug is about to rocket in an unknown direction. 80th event will be announced any day now. Too bad straddles so expensive
[+6] u/jason8585: I'm assuming MU will have another 10% day tomorrow
It's getting exhausting
[+5] u/snbgames: Just glad I kept all my oil leaps. After all this is exactly why leaps work.
[+5] u/T1m3Wizard: Hoping to not get another call from Margin
[+5] u/smellsLIKEdecline: 4 more weeks he fucking said it himself.
[+5] u/ecstaticindian: How much do I have to pay someone to make any money in this place
[+5] u/Professional_Art3563: Experienced option traders are exploiting the volatility to their advantage
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Why are there so many fast food brands in the US to choose from? All we can choose here is either McDonald's or Burger King
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: conspiracy theory: iran told mango about a deal and bought puts.
[+5] u/Wows_Nightly_News: So long weekend thread
[+5] u/Mysterious-Device-53: I wonder how much trouble people go to in hopes to claim "first!" LMAO
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: I am tempted to bet against Space X but I am a poor nobody 😤
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: the fart of the deal
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Gyna/Russia, if you sit on those files...
Please for the love of God release them so Israels leverage goes away.
[+5] u/BLVCKYOTA: They could have painted the reflecting pool money green and nobody would have noticed.
[+5] u/patricio87: Gold bugs in shambles
[+5] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Iran genuinely holding on by threads against Belgium holy shit
[+5] u/nateyp123: I had a 400% play Friday.. to bad it was with the $20 I had left in my RH account
[+5] u/Moist_Chain_POL: Belgium play like crap. Rooting for Iran now!
[+5] u/ChloroVstheWorld: This Iran goalie is insane good lord
[+5] u/No_Cod972: Congratulations everyone on reaching the longest day of the year.
It's only up from here.
That's how it works, right?
[+5] u/Tokenized-Air: Iran blocking errthang out here. Shots, straits, you name it.
[+5] u/No_Current3675: Holy shit Belgium **sucks**
[+5] u/Due_District1058: Buying more SMH ETF, every two weeks without miss.
[+5] u/JuicyJohnny69: Why are people scared about the war back on? This shit always pumps up higher off of the 'good talks' news afterwards
[+5] u/ShowerFriendly9059: MU earnings Wednesday
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't be allowed to have access to money
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: hot take: bianca censori >>>> kim
[+5] u/thehindermost: Belgium vs Iran as a market sentiment indicator is the most WSB thing I've read all week and I respect it deeply.
[+23] u/blemdemman: all he had to do was shut the fuck up
[+22] u/Bazzer82: Imagine not beating Iran.
[+20] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: well this chat has turned to shit. good job wsb.
[+19] u/peterpeer9: at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing i’m fucking is depressed
[+19] u/Utilize3372: They 👏dont 👏know 👏what 👏the 👏fuck 👏theyre 👏doing👏
[+16] u/Dry_Slip_1640: Market is so irrational it’s gonna shoot up 5% green and the everyone is gonna be confused
[+15] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Axios out with its pump report just now. Talks going well
[+15] u/upvz: everyone thinks it will go down, green shrek coming
[+14] u/No_Celery5992: Iran's goalkeeper needs to negotiate the deal
[+14] u/Ok-Entrepreneur-8195: I can see the bears in the comments this is a good sign
[+14] u/Sea_Condition_6999: Guys, it's all my fault. I bought calls on oil last week and caused the peace deal. This week I sold all those calls for a loss, causing the strait to be closed again
[+14] u/the_mind_goblin1: US DIPLOMAT TELLS AXIOS GOOD PROGRESS MADE ON KEEPING HORMUZ STRAIT OPEN, WITH TALKS FOCUSED ON DECONFLICTION MECHANISMS IN LEBANON AND CEASEFIRE ENFORCEMENT.
right on time LOL
[+14] u/Icy_Extension_6857: For the memes, it’s happening, USA going to face Iran in World Cup
[+14] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: Rage tweeting while your vp is negotiating is quite the strategy
[+13] u/1ThousandDollarBill: Trump is so funny. Him blaming the reflection pool on people vandalizing it is so on brand
[+13] u/nordik1: LMAO no wonder gen Z claps zero cheeks..none of them drink alcohol
[+13] u/UsernameTaken_123: Paying iran 300 billion is one thing, but not getting the color right in a reflection pool is some next level low energy cuck-shit
[+13] u/Tough_Delivery3178: Deal will get signed at 8:29am central time tomorrow morning. It will be a big deal. Possibly the biggest deal ever. It will be huge. Nothing like the world has ever seen. Watch out Cuba
[+13] u/Gate2throw: Futures opening up after the weekend is probably yhe most anxiety inducing moment of every traders life
[+11] u/Jibub: Imagine your vp is trying to negotiate while threatening to blow them up again
💀💀💀
[+11] u/OrangMiskin: Belgium is not even a real country. They can’t even choose which language to use. LMAO
[+11] u/JayRoo83: More like an *anti*-peace deal amirite
[+11] u/ChampagnePapi-: is it JOEVER or are we BARACK
[+10] u/andytobbles: Open the straight, shabang
[+10] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: Open the casino you unethical cowards.
...and MORE!
[+10] u/necarpenter417: Can't believe we lost to desert people
[+10] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Im from belgium and im disapointed 😭
[+9] u/early-retirement-plz: Thought were nearing a top, i see Ber fantasies running wild today, good to know lots of pump left
[+9] u/abroadbroadband: Imagine paying $300 billion to keep a Strait open and they pocket the cash and close it anyway
Uno reversed our ass
[+9] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: Hoping for an irrational pump tmo so I can exit
[+9] u/Legendary-Lemon: my ETH is committing seppuku
[+9] u/the_mind_goblin1: Oh ok so the massive explosion at the gas plant in Qatar just happened for no reason, got it
[+9] u/Successful-End7689: babe get up, the barak ravid “everything is going excellent” tweet just hit
[+9] u/king_of_all_retards: https://preview.redd.it/gn6nywb8gp8h1.jpeg?width=503&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7e28f227f74c7b9128516dfa38d80d0ff6026e7
[+8] u/VariationConstant675: red on the open, green on the closing bell.....this is the way...
[+8] u/seanr96: Open up the strait of oil you crazy fucking bastards!
[+8] u/MeeseShoop: Qatar refinery blowing up is bearish for oil.
[+8] u/Historical_Bother274: Who is worse vs Iran? Belgium or the US? At least Belgium didn't lose
[+8] u/Stormwingx: When is 24/7 trading coming
[+8] u/Electronic_Band_949: Is the Hormuz Strait open ? Asking for a friend
[+8] u/LuneNoir211: I miss the days when the biggest controversy we had was a tan suit. A fuckin suit.
[+8] u/Stuckinthesandbox: Mods are going on a tirade removing every bad news post.
[+8] u/mtol115: Why is corn dumping lol
[+8] u/Volume-Active: I mean the Mods are bulls, it's priced in that way
[+8] u/Utilize3372: Are all of the headlines supposed to read like SNL skits? I cannot fucking keep up with this shit.
Every single one of these people on both sides is loaded to the tits with positions and none of them are ready to let go of the cash cow free money glitch.
[+8] u/nevertradestocks: Circuit City going back into business tomorrow
[+8] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: It was always priced in, no matter what it may be. Hell, it was priced in even before you were born
[+8] u/wsbgodly123: Buy the dip after the morning bombing and then sell the rip after the evening peace deal. Repeat daily.
[+8] u/WrexyWrex: RELEASE FABLE 5 YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!!
[+8] u/whodowhodo: I feel like this is the most open minded community. I feel accepted here as a gay trans mother of 5
[+8] u/Rare-ish_Birb: I like men over 40, most of them are divorced without custody of any kids, and get straight to the point....how to make money trading equities and crypto.
[+7] u/Cerrado82: For once the defence of Iran is good.
[+7] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Micron & SanDisk are **not** overvalued when both stocks are still trading at under 15x forward earnings. Nothing is cyclical. And you've seen nothing yet as AI agents & physical AI ramps up
[+7] u/Willing-Angle-2203: do you guys remember when oil ceos and energy analysts said we'd run out of oil?
I wonder what will happen by july
[+7] u/Soossaaaa: if u cant beat iran man u got no plan
[+7] u/necarpenter417: Well, I guess we're not getting the 2% pump. Thanks limp dance vance
[+7] u/bluen: Wars don't cause crashes, something financial has to break like a whole bank or massive layoffs or jobs deleted
[+7] u/DipSniper69: just saw BTC..
What did the moron do/say this time?
[+7] u/Khoeth_Mora: Shit my pants, freak the fuck out, and sell everything
[+7] u/HyperSensitive-Mods: https://preview.redd.it/znxdylmmdp8h1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f46c7bfa26ba5b66b897533b800969a5ae0c06de
# 🌽 taking a DUMP ……. 🪨🕳️⬇️
[+7] u/EnginrA: I lost 5 pounds taking a dump
[+7] u/Gate2throw: Im either gonna turn 500 into 5000 or 0
[+6] u/UsernameTaken_123: I need memory stocks up at least 30% this week
[+6] u/VirgillMastercard: Don’t open the casino
[+6] u/No-Replacement-8297: Portfolio was up 40% last week, helmet is strapped on 🧑🦼➡️
[+6] u/ShittyUsernane1222: fun fact:
Belgium exists only since 1830s
Iran existed in various forms since 700 BCE
[+6] u/Sad-Airman: Me: hey claude how do I set a static IP?
5 min later
Claude: I made a video and color coded network diagram that architects a virtual home lab from scratch in vmware including a domain controller and pre-configured a VPN so you can log in while you are away. Anything else?
Me: oh, wow uh thanks..heh I guess
[+6] u/Axonum: GUESS MONDAY IS RED!!!
[+6] u/Rameist2: Step 1. Question why I almost always pick the wrong options/stocks.
Step 2. Try to Inverse myself, but fail.
Step 3. Pray to god I can just break even on the lifetime chart.
[+6] u/_____rs: Peace Talks Going Well
[+6] u/MadSkyGlider: Elon where my rocket ship it’s time to go home
[+6] u/dylanx5150: I expect better from the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize.
[+6] u/Samjabr: Rewatching Battlestar Galactica - this thing really holds up.
[+6] u/gravedigger997: U.S. and Iranian negotiators held marathon talks in Switzerland into Sunday night as they worked to launch a 60-day effort toward a new nuclear agreement.
PAAAAAAAMP IT
[+6] u/callsonreddit: r/valueinvesting bullish on RDDT
https://www.reddit.com/r/ValueInvesting/s/EEKV1zvxSn
[+6] u/ajibtunes: Ngl Iranian players were kinda hot 🤔
[+6] u/Yuri_CPL: can we please get a little crash tmrw. i got some cash i need to deploy. thanks for your attention to this matter.
[+6] u/Hot_Sacks: How can we be back at war, they electronically signed the deal.
That is a binding legal contract, and anyone who doesn’t understand that is a SAVAGE AND AN IDIOT
[+6] u/Sick0h: Bers the exact kind of people to say “omg this is the worst day of my life” while sobbing because one of their bananas rotted.
[+6] u/Illustrious_Job1951: #DO NOT OPEN THE CASINO
[+6] u/siboq: Narrator: “she did not suck his dick”
[+5] u/DrNSFW007: No axios headline anywhere, coping bulls
[+5] u/Tweaky88: TakeTwo Calls since Pre-Order starts on the 25th.
[+5] u/tortu995: If memory names arent up 30% this week the fed should do an emergency cut of 200bps. Thats how most of you degens are viewing this market, im long memory since it was 75% cheaper but if you are coming levered prepare for your account wipeout previous of the stock rip.
[+5] u/photocopia: “We will fix it?” Lol
[+5] u/PhysInstrumentalist: 🌽 must have just read the news
[+5] u/Affectionate-West112: Welp here we go again, Ber fantasy porn flooding the daily thread and WSB as a whole. Time for calls.
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: Belgium NATO strike force failed to attack Iran
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: I hope the Iran vs Egypt pride match takes place.
it would be peak diplomatic ragebait.
[+5] u/bluen: Bruhs cuba will become an economic powerhouse
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: If the 🅱️elegation doesnt get back into that meeting room right now and beg for peace they may as well stay in switzerland and go start a new life there. Sign the deal, look humbled, and gain worldwide support. Shun the deal, walk out, and pray to 🅱️allah the next JDAM doesnt land on you.
[+5] u/Hot_Sacks: Bitcoin leverage wipe and pump
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: THE FUTES MASON! WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!?
[+5] u/Particular_Growth_67: Oh we are boned, good luck bulls
[+5] u/Tricky_Let2806: INTEL $1 trillion market cap by midterms
[+5] u/Gullible_Ad3785: The Singularity is Regarded
[+5] u/Candid_Payment_4094: Can we have a little dumpy crash tomorrow so I can buy at discount?
[+5] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Qatar reports explosion at factory in Ras Laffan, several injured
[+5] u/Ilhaforte: my plays will be long in SPCX, META and MSFT!
[+5] u/suizman: The strait is close, now it’s open. After opening it it’s now closed. But now it’s so open.
“The art of the Schrödinger deal”
[+5] u/VolcanicCupid69: Both sides got enough oil out last week to keep playing tough for the next 2-4 weeks…… nothing new and markets won’t care
[+5] u/GuyFaulks77: Spy ATH easily this week
[+5] u/zer0_chance284: I’m deep in withdrawal from this 3 day weekend
[+5] u/laurencenor: I hate how obvious spy being green tomorrow morning is.
[+5] u/nevertradestocks: Bulls going to get ripped a new asshole tomorrow
[+5] u/Lanky_Chard3288: SPY opens at 738, support at 732
[+16] u/bearhunter429: #We waited for 3 days for this bullshit LMAO🤌
[+16] u/gainsusmaximus: Futes : red
Bols: haha ber r fuk 🤣🤣
[+15] u/hauntedMammoth: https://preview.redd.it/k3m259g7hp8h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c0f57a244a4c7554687387037ac3936e0eab4bf
[+15] u/fish_: oh we are green as fuck tomorrow
[+15] u/Aromatic_Bug_1945: Bullshit, they play as much games as the 22yos on the dating apps except with more baggage
[+13] u/itsnotshade: Freak the fuck out and sell everything. It’s fucking over.
[+13] u/kodaksdad2020: Market goes up 2.5% when they say the deals happening and -.25% when it falls through every time
[+13] u/cannythecat: Bears were expecting circuit breakers
[+13] u/bearhunter429: #Oh no SPY futures are down -0.35% which means MSFT will be down -7% tomorrow LMAO🤌
[+12] u/Actual-Reporter4435: BERS LMFAOOOOOO
sorry just practicing
[+12] u/jonneh: I'm finally unbanned! I have learned my lesson and will never mention questionable arm gestures made by the richest man in the world on the eve of his big IPO ever again. Thanks Reddit. Very cool.
[+12] u/TreGet234: Bols about to be wiped out on their 500x leveraged longs by the coming -0.2% bloody monday.
[+12] u/31andnotdone: you believe shes busy when she doesnt text you back
you also believe the market will go up tomorrow
[+11] u/JoocePop: Some of you are eating like shit and not exercising and expect to make money for your future. Have fun spending it all on medical treatment
[+11] u/CPA-hole: 9 minutes until my life has meaning again
[+11] u/bearhunter429: #Iran hasn't lost a game in the world cup yet after 2 games. They closed off their goal just like Hormoz Strait LMAO🤌⚽🥅
[+11] u/-Voyag3r-: 500 million civilian guns in america.
Not one is used to get us out of this misery
[+10] u/scooterhomeimprover: Another weekend where the world didn’t nuke itself? Sounds like a well deserved +2% Monday.
[+10] u/Typingtext: Iran soccer team tied, that surely means something for the stock market
[+10] u/AgitatedJump8459: For everyone wondering if the strait is open or not, just go there and check it out for yourself
[+10] u/Boring-Nectarine-311: the longest market closure EVER
[+10] u/SVXYstinks: Futures down .1%
WERE SO FUCKED
[+10] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: How over leveraged are you regards it’s literally only down 0.3%
[+10] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Some of the best days this year have started with futes -0.3% and a seemingly blown Iran negotiation.
[+10] u/SteakEater137: Both bulls and bears and their annoying “u r fukd” comments are retards
This snip snap market belongs to the crab people
[+10] u/InvestigatorFew8984: Yes my jaw hurt after
[+9] u/2keyed: Only down .3%
Bullish
[+9] u/FullTard2000: and futures open blood flat
[+9] u/moorhound: Imagine working for 50 years of your life making retirement contributions to your company funds so they can throw it at blue-chips and fees, and then some guy named fart_puncher67 blows past your life's net worth because the Internet told them to dump their part-time fast food paycheck into something called "moo"
[+9] u/Dangerous-Chemical-8: Wait thats not too bad
[+9] u/diefy7321: WSB is bearish which means only one thing….
>!Bers r fuk lmfaoooo!<
[+9] u/Christiano97: At 9:29AM - New 14 point deal has been signed for 60 days. The strait is open and oil is flowing. Thank you for your attention to this matter. DJT
[+9] u/1foxyboi: The algae is in control of the presidency now
[+9] u/Vstromhelppls: noone gives a shit about hormussy just open the casino and pump it
[+8] u/Adii2311: R u pumped futes open in 15
[+8] u/BearlyBearishBear: What kind of Tampon does 🥭 use in his neckgina?
[+8] u/HateMoney1: You know what they say, red at night FUCKING THETA AGAIN CUZ FUCK YOU🖕
[+8] u/ThanksDependent1001: Anticlimactic futes. Bers fucked
[+8] u/fenriswulfwsb: I swear to gawd y'all are schizo. First comments as I read the thread: "futes mooning!", "futes blood red", "futes flat AF". Y'all are like the two doormen where one always lies, but instead of two there's an army and instead of lieing you're just extremely well regarded.
[+8] u/CPA-hole: Imagine thinking the war was magically over because some intern in Iran hit accept in DocuSign
[+8] u/yeedub: our greatest ally not helping the ceasefire
[+8] u/akali_babbar: https://preview.redd.it/usu5348znp8h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e95f1c062837f2f87598f723e3cdf60f61c9d843
[+8] u/nebula504: Release the Asians, let’s have one of those nice -6% circuit breaker kopsi
[+8] u/sayemsosa: Someone said MU is a safe haven stock
[+8] u/Ble_h: Fucking TACO, say something about the strait being open instead of crashing out on the NYT.
[+8] u/curling_rocks: all time highs incoming
[+8] u/NerdSlamPo: my plan: take profits Tues. don't get caught holding Weds. then buy again. but who knows, maybe it just keeps going up. I'm not risking it after the disaster that was AVGO though
[+7] u/BestKoreaEscapee: MU to 1500 this week and I retire.
[+7] u/Able_Durian_1832: One of the boring weekends in recent times
[+7] u/Bonemeal87: SpaceX...probly the easiest swing trade right now
[+7] u/financiallythriving: Imagine being under 40 and falling for AI videos
[+7] u/BjergBetterThanFaker: iran left the negotiations and said trump has to personally apologize and izreal has to withdraw all troops from lebanon
lmaoooo bears lets fucking fiest
[+7] u/TheRealArmament: Seeing loss porn will always be more satisfying than seeing some regard make generational wealth
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #Futes DRILLIN just as I be PREDICTIN LMAO🤌
[+7] u/Weekly_One8412: goddamit, you just knew JD wasn’t gonna close… guy ain’t a closer
[+7] u/Funny_Story2759: yall drank the Kool-Aid. your punishment is monday market open
[+7] u/natebro142: Green by tomorrow morning
[+7] u/FinishWarm1746: PREMARKET IS A SCAM 🤌🤌🤌
[+7] u/Veshino99: Futes don’t look good, need a V
[+7] u/0DTEKing: \-5% day tomorrow unless Taco publicly apologizes
[+7] u/digitalradiohead: Ceasefire off -.5 percent … ceasefire on + 2 percent holds.
[+7] u/mneymaker: Quick everyone sell everything and buy safe heaven only stocks like MU
[+7] u/Total_Schedule591: Erica and JD share eyeliner 🦸♂️
[+7] u/SuperNewk: When Claude says your sell side thesis is better than any it’s seen. You know your stock is about to 10x
Claude is ruthless at destroying you
[+7] u/Ohlele: During Nasdaq's rebalancing tomorrow, which stocks are they going to sell?
[+7] u/itsamemyusername: Filled up all my cars with gas yesterday. Had a feeling prices were about to go back up. Any updates on those pedo files?
[+7] u/codespyder: last weekend, strait open: +1.25%
this weekend, strait closed: -0.3%
stonks only go up
[+7] u/Waschist: I am a **bear** and I will **sell** all my **puts** at open and **buy** the **stocks** to hold. This market is **unstoppable**. The President tells the iranian delegation that he will take them hostage, if they don't agree on his peace terms and the result is -0.26 %. No bear case. Just buy and hold until He is no more.
[+7] u/KristyKae-12: No it wasn’t. He just lost another war. This time to algae.
[+6] u/cjspoe: Axios going to tweet out an hour after futures open or at the first sign of red that all the news over the weekend is fake, and the straight is completely operational
[+6] u/-IQ200: Imagine paying money to watch a game go 0-0
[+6] u/cryptohorn: Barak ravid tweet at 4am
[+6] u/Mothy187: 🥭 just threatened to kidnap the emissaries if the straight doesn't open.
If anyone has suggestions on survival books I should pick up now to prepare for life without oil, lmk. I'm a dumb woman so I need a book with LOTS of pictures because I don't know the difference between a wrench and pliers
[+6] u/AdditionalMany1292: Tried zyns for the first time today to try to get off the vape. Fuck am I just gonna get addicted to these? They are fucking awesome
[+6] u/TreGet234: All this war stuff makes me glad i'm fully levered in safe haven assets. (Semiconductors)
[+6] u/Ohlele: I have decided to inject 500B into MU and 500B into Sandisk tomorrow around noon. Plan accordingly.
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Imagine receiving a inheritance that sets you up for life if you made the right decisions but you decided to gamble it and lose it all
[+6] u/cryptohorn: I ate a Chipotle bowl and now I feel bloated and fat and lazy and worthless
[+6] u/SophisticatedLogic: If you think about it, all the BS silicon valley tech bro ceos shilled since covid has been kinda wrong and disastrous for society. Be it corn, AI or paying for your burrito in 5 installments. No one asked for it but everyone got it!
[+6] u/MoreOutcome8541: Claude mythos is too powerful. It will literally open the strait of hormuz by itself. It will get in there and push the ships through. All by itself
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Lmfao oil dump spy pump gg bul
[+6] u/Force_Hammer: What is this? A drop for ants?!
[+6] u/cloudsofgrey: Micron may only add $100 per share tomorrow
[+6] u/Ble_h: Futures don't mean shit, the futures in 2 hours don't mean shit, pre-market is where the action really starts.
[+6] u/tropicalia84: Bears cheering about a -0.3% red futures open after QQQ was up 2.5% on Thursday and +25% over 2.5 months 🤣🤣🤣
Shit is literal comedy
[+6] u/BBBY4ever: Ok futures, .5% down. Make it 10% down and my puts will be break even.
[+6] u/youdirtyhoe: I bought spacex at the top while being a notorious Elon and tesla hater. How is it possible? AMA.
[+6] u/skychief99: I heard we'll be using EZ-Pass
[+6] u/pmotiveforce: Thinking back, the dramatic guyliner should have been our hint as to what a queefy little twink JD was.
[+6] u/Ble_h: It's that time again, freak the fuck out and sell everything. It's fucking over.
[+6] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Stonks barely dipped, green by open
[+6] u/niceee_guyyy: Im a permabull but it really feels like a -3% day tom
[+6] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Bulls/bears fucked! Lmao green/red by open! Easy +2/-2% day! Get rekt!
[+6] u/skychief99: My local Costco had this huge sign right at the entrance today where you scan the membership card promoting their 1 ounce gold bars. Looks like someone bought the last load high. Lower price tomorrow. Even better on Tuesday. LMAO!
[+6] u/Abe2025: Ohh shit we're fcked
[+6] u/Foooour: I can stay retarded longer than the market can stay irrational
[+6] u/leeuwvanvlaanderen: As a Belgian I hope we get knocked out in the group stage so we don't have to watch these useless wankers play anymore
[+6] u/Haikoe: Try 140 but sure dude
[+5] u/Dennistheemennis: What about the gays of Hormuz?
[+5] u/RagingBearBull: Lets just ignore the whole "Tanks bottom thing"
it will be fine and stocks will rocket past the ATHs again.
The more people that suffer the higher stocks go, this is what i learned form 2020
[+5] u/neariced: Donnie just tweeted raging at the NYT
[+5] u/Illustrious_Emu_9085: Negotiators: "I don't want peace... I want problems, always!"
[+5] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: Everybody watch out for that -0.3% day tomorrow
[+5] u/ComfortableSweet1965: This entire thread is just one side dunking in the other and copium to the max
[+5] u/Own_Knowledge8501: 🥭 trying so hard to pump the market and bers trying to bet against that😭
[+5] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: They just hit a gas plant in Qatar.
I'm sure that was part of the deal and means the negotiations are going really well.
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: We stand before the Futes once more
[+5] u/SmoothOperator423: Get me on the horn with the CEO of Iran, I’ll smooth this all over.
[+5] u/skymagic: salty bear in 15 mins
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: **When you see your toxic ex on a dating app:**
“That poor next guy”
[+5] u/lipmanz: What even were those peace treaties he was signing last week?
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: I saw a permabear today outside the gas station. He was begging for change so he could charge his scooter. Seemed like a nice guy so I gave him a couple of bucks. His plan is to save up so he can “load more puts” because “the market is a scam”
He showed me his notebooks where he tracks cases of cruise ship diarrhea and how many ships leave the strait.
Nice guy. He got arrested not long after for loitering.
[+5] u/88Babies: Long oil and believe it or not….. long SPY too! 🤣
[+5] u/Boring-Nectarine-311: these minutes are a torture as much as the entire weekend was
[+5] u/HateMoney1: “Wow I sure hope my balls don’t get crushed today” - me clocking into my shift at the ball crushing factory
[+5] u/CMTTrader: 🐂 and 🐻 locked in a 3-day weekend pissing contest posting thousands of comments shitting on each other.......only for Sunday futures to open flat LMAO 🤣
[+5] u/Civil-Fun2409: first move is always fake
[+5] u/Abe2025: 2 hours from now. Green
[+5] u/FiletMenYawn: Bers are just furry twinks
[+5] u/HateMoney1: \*slaps the roof of my theta machine\* i can fucking fit so many worthless options contracts in here
[+5] u/Dear_Respond4522: Its fucked up how it seems these days that all you see is violence in movies and sex on tv. I often find myself wondering what happened to those good, old fashioned values.
[+5] u/TheRealArmament: I got a feeling META and MSFT will be red
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Not even Warsh himself could keep MU under $1200 tomorrow
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: Yall believe futes now? 🤣
[+5] u/HywayKind: welp, that's about straight down
[+5] u/frumpydrangus: Idk why I look at futes, my port is 100% $HOOD shares
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: I was promised task forces!
[+5] u/0DTEKing: All cash is the win 😁
[+5] u/StrengthIsWeakness: our greatest ally at it again
[+5] u/SteakEater137: The comments that show up once futures open really highlights how many of you are bots or retards.
“LOLOL IT IS COLOR ANIMAL R FUK”
[+5] u/ACiD_80: Start grabbing all the toiletpaper you can get
[+5] u/Spac55: $SOXL possibly crash 90% by next 6-12 months
[+5] u/pmotiveforce: Breaking: This just in. Bulls still spastic retards blathering copium. I am monitoring the situation.
[+5] u/mneymaker: They shorted it?
Pahmp it
[+5] u/Foooour: Can SpaceX bypass the strait using rockets to deliver the oil through space?
[+5] u/tropicalia84: The fact that we aren’t down even close to 1% means that we will be up 1% within the first 15 minutes of market open. Another day of +700% gains from buying any and every dip on the menu boys.
[+5] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Yo lmaoo, how the fuck are futures only down 0.5%?
The QQQ ripped 5% on this fake ass deal, only down a half upon collapse?
Haha my lord
[+5] u/_CA_Dreamin_: I full-ported TQQQ on Thursday, so may God have mercy on your portfolios
[+5] u/Dongkey_kong: MU at 1350 tonight confirmed
[+5] u/HaftBR: US100 never will fall, NEVEER.
[+5] u/No_Fig_7835: "THE OIL IS GUSHING" - DJT about an hour ago 😂
[+5] u/JoocePop: I have better luck buying shit randomly than trying to time shit
[+5] u/Cryptoblis: I'm looking at adding more ZETA snex and Dram everyone's thoughts
[+5] u/-0x00000000: Is he stupid? there’s a star man… 🦸♂️
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: You can exclude msft and meta.. market doesn't care those 2 anymore..
[+14] u/darkspherei: every sunday night the same broke losers are on wsb like "lol bols thought" and "lol bers thought"
[+14] u/misterbiggler: It’s important to tell the negotiators that they best make a deal or you’ll kill them all, otherwise nothing gets done
[+13] u/AccomplishedLie4663: this is a classic green by open
[+12] u/SundayAMFN: Yo does anyone want to trade stocks? I have a bunch of stocks to trade.
[+11] u/greyenlightenment: lol jsut buy the dip as always.
[+10] u/No-Sympathy-686: Tired of waiting until midterms, dump this shit.
[+10] u/FuckleUp: Futures down .55% =MSFT down 200%
[+10] u/ModelloVirus: i wish there is a way to filter out the poors in the comment. Maybe like under 250k ports.
[+10] u/crazyfool319: Just short $MSTR and move on
[+10] u/Infinite-Anybody204: The market is blood red tomorrow… or blood green… or flat
[+10] u/rubsdikonxpensivshit: 🌮 better 🌮 soon. My calls depend on it
[+9] u/MicronCEO: Have any of
You graduated college with a degree hoping to finally buy a Porsche just to then trade options with paychecks instead and never get a Porsche
[+9] u/Fit_Yak_4044: Iran putting in 300billion puts.
[+9] u/BillyShears2015: Pro Tip: most of these chicks who lost a bunch of weight with ozempic still have fat chick standards. Go ahead and shoot your shot kings.
[+9] u/East-Resolution4446: Strait of Hormuz opening the same day GTA VI is released
[+9] u/mmaisumm: #Cock and balls
Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+8] u/Altair82: watching the Iranians eat Mango's lunch was almost worth a second term
They truly are bending him over their knee on a world stage
[+8] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: i have had it with these mothafuckin futes on this mothafuckin plane
[+8] u/Micahftww: so my 1dte SPY calls are dead tomorrow
[+8] u/QTpieme: Sigh.. are we at “it’s all over” again?
[+8] u/ManBearPig_1983: The president of FIFA looks like Mr. Bean.
[+8] u/Flat-Focus7966: Bears are going to learn an expensive lesson....again
[+8] u/MLJ555: Imagine thinking this market can go down significantly
[+8] u/FluffyLoveBall: Feels good that my calls are already absolutely worthless. I can only go up from here!
[+7] u/DeezSpicyNuts: “Please send help I’m trapped on a blue planet with 7 billion apes and they’re all very mean” 📞
[+7] u/DandadanAsia: today's a father day and all i'm getting from wifey is a hand job. :(
[+7] u/Key_Improvement_9229: NO BS, just freaking tell me …. Is it open or not ???!!!
[+7] u/Thegreenpatriot: Green by open per usual
[+7] u/TheRealJohnOptions: “I’d really like a BMW with all red interior” - absolutely no one ever
[+7] u/mmaisumm: https://reddit.com/link/ot12j6i/video/l4drt87lxp8h1/player
[+7] u/Current_Pangolin8831: Goddamn I bought some calls on Thursday
[+7] u/Visible_Ad6287: We've been here before, strait is irrelevant to stocks, gonna be green af tomorrow
[+7] u/RunsaberSR: 🅱️entlemen.
Read my lips, green by open.
Also, 🅱️enis.
[+7] u/silence2087: Michael Saylor last seen with a hooded robe and lantern entering the woods 🏮
[+7] u/CEO_of_SOXL: This is the week I tell my wife
[+7] u/ZoostheMoose: I know Sunday volume is low but futures already dropping
[+7] u/ClassApart4253: It’s too obvious that its gonna turn green tomorrow because of how red futures are, so red it is
[+7] u/Commercial_Ease8053: They got rid of the blue m&m and not a single one of you noticed 🥲
[+7] u/dyfwilliam: I think green or red or flat tomorrow
[+6] u/SageLeaf1: They’re installing a knob on the strait so it can be low medium or high flow instead of just open or closed. Fine tunes their stock market manipulation
[+6] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Algae in the pool is a green pool. GREEN. Bullish af
[+6] u/zephyrs85: I was out touching grass, are futes futing in the right direction?
[+6] u/Reply_Stunning: bers showing up with their cock cravings, they alrdy know the market is going up
[+6] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: You’re about to witness the most incredible V at open
[+6] u/dynamic-burrito: BERS THOUGHT lmao. -.4 is basically 2% up. Eat actual shit you fucking retarded retard FUCKs
[+6] u/Isometric_exercises: Nothing matters. Just keep buying more stocks. It'll be worth more in a month from now.
[+6] u/cheweyy: If these futes hold sndk will only be up 7% tomorrow 😔
[+6] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: someone tell us what's happening with futes for us delayed mfs
[+6] u/Quick1711: When did the delegation walk out of talks? Was it today?
[+6] u/BeginnersDuck777: THEY WONT STOP SELLING!!! TURN THOSE MACHINES OFF NOW!!!
[+6] u/SoberMarkNewman: Calls at open for the 40th peace agreement announcement.
[+6] u/Money_Term8366: 🥭 threatens to bomb diplomats to impress Bibi for Father’s Day
[+6] u/AltruisticTry5189: bers performing🔮dark rituals ⚝ in their anoos for a -0.1% open tomorrow
[+6] u/itsgodsposterchild: I recycled all my cans and bottles and got $25 I’m back in the game boys. 0DTE’S FTW. LAMBO OR FOOD STAMPS
[+6] u/ClassApart4253: why do i even hold META if I know its just gonna end up <530 by the end of this week..
[+6] u/hey_thatsme21: Futures barely down. Green tomorrow for sure even though we shouldn't be
[+6] u/Wheelio: economics is the best subject to study in uni. it is timeless. it is also hilarious. you spend 3.5 years doodling on charts, saying things like 'assume humans are rational'. then, the last semester, they basically tell you all the constraints are bullshit and economists don't know anything. and you need a PhD to join the club. 10/10 would do again tbh.
[+6] u/Thin_Cat8817: Because the longer it goes on the worse the impacts on the global economy are
[+6] u/Friendly-Profit-8590: Golden generation my ass
[+5] u/PretzelfromLidl: Cash out spcx. Dump it all into MU before report on 24th
[+5] u/Marketdeigh: I‘ve invested a lot in automobile industry and software AMA
[+5] u/NoPaleontologist2721: Did 🍊really say he’s going to “blow the shit out of Tehran” 🤣🤣🤣
[+5] u/boraboca: More bullish news over the weekend after Iran stormed out of the peace meeting in Switzerland. This will lead to more talks going well via Axios to pump the market.
[+5] u/jyohnyb: Believe it or not, theta
[+5] u/youreaditfirst: -7% tomorrow sell eveyrthing. Panic sell. Sell.
[+5] u/Bilbo_Butthole: But Bers told me black Monday
[+5] u/Financial-Sea-3898: Gonna buy til my balls bleed
[+5] u/SigTauDan: Is wheeling DRAM on margin a good idea, like I could cover the margin if I have to bag hold
[+5] u/youngmacho: bols and calls are cooked
[+5] u/BeginnersDuck777: When future hit -1,000 that’s when you can cum. Not before. Hold it. Hold it.
[+5] u/Moocat2855: Strait closed again only result in -.30 lmfao. I am no bear but when this bubble pops back to reality it will make 08 look like child’s play. Keeping my money in 4% interest in the meantime.
[+5] u/Zfreezy: Got food poisoning from my favorite Korean x Mexican restaurant yesterday... I'm in shambles
[+5] u/GVtt3rSLVT: Space x and all defense stocks, we are going back to war lol
[+5] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: futes redder than the devils dick
https://preview.redd.it/3xbo46gmyp8h1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=e10a457af29ff13b07d965189f6b059c874c52c8
[+5] u/disishowedoit: Everyone talks about the V but nobody talks about the M
[+5] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Shorting gold bcs I fucking hate it
[+5] u/DeepestWinterBlue: Well everyone’s gonna be fucked tomorrow lmao
What are you going to buy with what Pennie’s you have left?
[+5] u/mikeytho1: Just a bit over an hour to casino open boys and girls.
Get your final jorks in or whatever you do in your free time and get ready to LOCK THE FUCK IN
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: I want to be a vagenius
[+5] u/tzuica_de_mar: 4 minutes until the end of the world as we know it
[+5] u/DescriptionSome7125: ASTS? Hired 500 new employees? Seems good
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Puts on TSLA two model s cut me off 😡
[+5] u/crispycreasy: We red or green tomorrow?
[+5] u/Williamnguyen62838: BREAKING NEWS: THE DEAL IS SIGNED
[+5] u/xeratice1: guys just use googlemaps snapshot, I just checked and the Strait is open LMAO how can you close the ocean
[+5] u/AlarmedPelican: I'm excited for a different type of Fable in 2026
[+5] u/ShinyPants45: I guess limit down at open
[+14] u/NYGiants181: Fucking moron piece of shit bombed Iran during peace talks.
I fucking hate him
[+11] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: AXIOS and Pakistan already have their peace deal articles prepped.
[+10] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # This will be one of those dips where you thought it was done dipping but there’s a dip of another after the bottom dip LMAO🤌
[+10] u/plumpypenguin: SNDK and MU have retard strength
[+8] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # Corn is going down in a straight line LMAO🤌
[+8] u/beerstearns: JD vance reportedly in talks to surrender new hampshire to iran. I don’t actually know where that is so I guess idc
[+8] u/CJBlueNorther: I swear Japan better pump this shit in 10 minutes
[+8] u/Vegetable-Big3545: 8 mins till bootyblasting
[+8] u/tika_dengu: Oil going straight to $100
[+8] u/Comfortable733: OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+8] u/CalRippedken: Bers celebrating the thought of their puts going from -94% to -85%
[+8] u/Comfortable733: # BREAKING: MSFT STILL RED LMAO 🤌
[+8] u/AmbitiousFigure1323: Already healing, we'll be fine bull bros.
[+8] u/flipyfresh11: MU and SNDK are unstoppable
[+8] u/CardiologistEqual336: he can’t even win a war against algae
[+7] u/BFox1982: PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?
[+7] u/CATLLM: Omg whats happening to futes omg
[+7] u/cloud_cafe: Bol blood will be spilled all over this place in 8 minutes
[+7] u/CD274: Weekend tech looks ok why are we freaking out
[+7] u/ElectronicShoulder26: You know the drill, freak the fuck out and sell everything
[+7] u/Meeting_Ok2: Nope close the casino
[+7] u/TokiAsuma: Black Monday until right before market opens
[+7] u/Deadsea3132: No need to check MSFT guys. Just assume it’s red
[+7] u/Contango-withme: On my way to meet up with a male escort. He has a lot of great reviews on Craigslist so I’m hoping for a good night.
Wish me luck.
[+7] u/iBoughtYourCar: I’m okay but deep down Microsoft makes me so sad lol I’ve been holding this shit for so long…
[+7] u/Confident-Window4928: What reason is there to try and be bearish? We get an actual deal signed and then it’s broken over the weekend and not even down half a percent lmao
[+7] u/Electrical-You-6575: If it goes any lower buying calls out the gate
[+7] u/trsx5: It’s just crazy you can’t even be truthful about a fucking pool of water. Crazy times we live in.
[+7] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: How is nikkei even up
[+7] u/Comfortable733: # STATISTICALLY BULLS ARE BETTER PEOPLE LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/skarfbeaulonee: oh dear god, this market is about to >!continue going sideways!<
[+6] u/Solid-Season9984: Im going to buy so many calls tomorrow
[+6] u/tika_dengu: How Kopsi’s react in around 15mins sets the scene for the rest of the week.
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # I can’t wait to buy stocks with this fire Independence Day sale LMAO🤌
[+6] u/darkphenom67: netanyahu bombing my port
[+6] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: **LEFT-HANDED Gang Members Checking In**
[+6] u/Acceptable-Prune3943: 1 minute until we start getting “Green by EOD” comments
[+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: Fucked in the anooooossss 😖😖😖
[+6] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Expecting to see MU +10% tomorrow 🤌
[+6] u/Cockballzz: Deal incoming tonight
Massive green dildo by open
[+6] u/wildcat1055: Imagine holding calls over the weekend.
**🫵 🪞 🤡**
[+6] u/Joonypoo: I thought my port was about to be NUKED
But we're chilling!!
[+6] u/Comfortable733: # TOOK 8 MINUTES FOR BER TO BECOME FUK LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/Vlisa: Revolutionary soldiers freezing to death in Camp Valley Forge as Washington announces the twelfth end to the war via Truth Pigeon.
[+6] u/ProudPeak3570: red future = 8am tweet
[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: Memory cards infinite money glitch lol
[+6] u/Cockballzz: Bers feasted 10 minutes 😂
[+6] u/dbgtboi: Sometimes kids do some incredible shit
Today my kid shit on the wall, which doesnt seem all that impressive, until you realize, the shit on the wall was above the height of his head, he doesn't have diarrhea (so it wasn't a projectile out of his ass), and his hands were clean / it was not smeared, it was like an actual clump of shit
I seriously have no idea how, I'm baffled, I ask him and he doesn't even know how he did it
I'm not even mad, I just want to know how
[+6] u/Hussle_Crowe: We can all coexist together. Bears can simply short MSFT
[+6] u/jraiv420: If SpaceX and Tesler drop enough Elon can be the world's first untrillionaire
[+6] u/Lynorisa: ships can just RAM through any blockade or obstacle
SNDK 📈 MU 📈 DRAM 📈
[+6] u/POWRAXE: Bers, it’s not that I don’t like you. It’s that my survival depends on your complete and utter annihilation.
It’s just business, you understand.
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: Rent free bro, rent free
[+5] u/CalRippedken: Can't wait to buy cheaper calls for spy 776 by America 250
[+5] u/KeeLow300: Drill till 12, then euphoria
[+5] u/Evander85: Somehow Sandisk still going to open +5% on the overnight in 10min
[+5] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: I declare preemptive bankruptcy
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # -30% memory week incoming until MU earnings pump it up this time back to ATHs LMAO🤌
[+5] u/trumpdiego: bill kospi not going to like this one bit
[+5] u/enc-nyc: What do futures say my retard friends?
[+5] u/POWRAXE: If DRAM hits $100 I’ll blow a Korean femboy.
[+5] u/Powerful_Mission_655: Cant wait for corn to be $10
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: Microsoft is down over 600% today.
[+5] u/InfectedClit: Who let the 🐻s out , who who 🕺 🪩
[+5] u/SilverPrivateer: We have never been at war with eastasia!
[+5] u/POWRAXE: Here we go again Bers, will you learn this time? Or will you let Lucy move the football once again?
[+5] u/Deadsea3132: ASTS tanking for whatever reason
$130 on no launch, then dumps to $78 after a successful three satellite launch. Make it make sense. Fuck these loltraders
[+5] u/old-cow666: wtf spy doing, it was at 750 , wtffff
[+5] u/Stewarto_0705: Barely a drop like always
[+5] u/E39_CBX: At what point do I exit my SPCX position
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: The dumbest two word sentence in WSB history - ‘priced in’.
All in TTWO. $500 by release.
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: **Sell everything it’s over. Back to the coal mines.**
[+5] u/HAND__EGG: Ah.
There it is.
Completely cooked
[+5] u/Angrypoopoh: Riff Raf, street rat, I don't, buy that
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: NOT GREAT, NOT TERRIBLE
[+5] u/AntiOriginalUsername: wtf you dumbass bulls were making it sound like there was no dip.
[+5] u/TheOriginalBushToad: You dumb futher muckers actually thought Iran would deal with Trump? This shit won't end until the next President gets sworn in....
[+5] u/kawkface: Aight Ima need mu to go up at least 99% after hours on Wednesday
[+5] u/rapsfan1515: BITOCOINC DUMPING. GIVE ME BLACK MONDAY.
[+5] u/14X8000m: Get checked for worms. You been eating dog shit again?
[+5] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: this just isn’t doing it for me any more. gonna go bet on competitive hobby horsing results
[+5] u/definatelynotme321: Market makers got weak hands
[+5] u/ChipWong82: Are bears really celebrating at .5% red fute? Fucking pathetic.
[+5] u/doctorqaz: Just woke up from a coma. I went all in on SPCX at $222. Am I rich now?
[+5] u/HoneyBadger552: time to buy 1 whole mu share after dip
[+5] u/koolandunusual: Red Monday. Green Tuesday?
[+5] u/orangeyougladiator: There is a non zero chance SPY will have negative growth this year. Love it
[+5] u/turoprice: Puts then calls then puts then calls then puts then calls then puts then calls the puts then calls
[+5] u/JoeyBox1293: Need to 10x my puts so i can buy calls.
[+13] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: Bers the type to invite their dad out to dinner only to have the dad pay for the whole bill
[+13] u/depression5000: actually listened to bers and sold, imma use the money to buy a clown costume for myself now i guess
[+12] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Nothing is real until 930AM
96 wars will be won and lost between now and then....
[+11] u/arbitraryBlue: If you think it's going to be red, just remember we have a task force to make it green
[+10] u/AccelerationFinish: Don’t worry, he’ll announce a peace deal before markets open. Trust.
[+10] u/DropHeaven: I’m financially ruined
[+10] u/LittleHoneydew3466: This sub reacts to movements how roaches react to light lol
[+10] u/Beercules1993: Has this fuckface company msft ever seen a green day like what the fuck man
[+9] u/SoloDragonGT: Come out bears we want to talk
[+9] u/Fun_Training4330: MSFT is red don't bother checking btw
[+9] u/12345cuda: You’re telling me they put sand in these disks?
[+9] u/carpetmagicianlaughs: Full porting to MU rn is the highest IQ move you can make
[+9] u/12345cuda: Can’t tell you how many times I read that mu was gonna crash over the weekend 🤭
[+8] u/No_Economist3815: Bers in disbelief. Wandering around talking to themselves
[+8] u/stonksf: wtf is intc doing shits a blow off top lol
[+8] u/MelonBeefChop: Regard strength keeping this market up
[+8] u/Front_Inspector_437: LETS GO REDDIT AND DRAM
[+8] u/RogerBalderer: Bers have concepts of a framework of a bercase
[+8] u/wyudtix: There’s no point shorting SNDK. It’s going to keep pumping forever into eternity
[+8] u/Chemical-Top-1407: If I full port dram now will it tank ?
[+7] u/Creamed_Dreamer: spcx already down 5% premarket lmao
[+7] u/ManonFire1224: There will be a time where everyone should full port MSFT and don’t look back. That time is not upon us just yet
[+7] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: This Iran shit is so old
[+7] u/stonksf: Intc up 42% since a week ago
Normal shit
[+7] u/Mutanic2: What’s the reason markets just jumped 1% in an hour
[+7] u/Competitive-Elk9326: Phew another black Monday avoided, that was a close one 😮💨
[+7] u/jerome-yellen: Iran peace deal fails = market doesn't care about Iran.
Ira peace deal signed = that's great news, let's pump!
[+7] u/SignificanceLate7002: Trading Futures is a fun way to lose money.
Options ain't got nothing on that stress factory.
[+7] u/hiphopanonomos: Oil shortage
Market: 😒
War
Market: 😒
Nuclear bomb
Market: 😒
Rate hike
Market: 😱
[+7] u/OkAlternative7705: story as old as time, Green market and bears in shambles
[+6] u/Abject_Wish_3787: Advance RIP anyone trying to short semis for 5 years
[+6] u/Consistent-Stand-837: You’re a recession Harry
[+6] u/Fun_Training4330: Just be a bol and you will be rich in time
[+6] u/Money-Will-1867: Hope market crash so I can start buying
[+6] u/Fun_Training4330: Dram up almost 2%. Looks like it's going to be a 8% day
[+6] u/xlmtothemoon: the more bullish semis get before wednesday, the more bearish i get for MU earnings
[+6] u/tnguyen5057: You call that a dip? Green by tmr
[+6] u/LawdyChunk: Futes are pulling a V wtf
[+6] u/carpetmagicianlaughs: People can't accept that MU is going up forever. There is no top
[+6] u/Any_Influence_8305: I'd rather we crab walk all week than give the bears even a chance to make a little money 😇
[+6] u/Fun_Training4330: I told y'all space tards that this shit going down to sub 100. Where's the guy who full ported his 300k retirement account at 211 at?
[+6] u/IIINevermoreIII: PLEASE GOD THANK YOU. PLEASE KEEP INTEL IN THE GREEN UNTIL OPEN.
[+5] u/BanAccount8: I’m slowly exiting. Things are really overheated
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: And I love Vermont but it’s the season of the stocks
[+5] u/RJ5R: "It's Vance's fault"
\- Don Tzu
[+5] u/Opposite-Link: Guys, everything is fake. The straight will never reopen but 🥭 will announce a new deal every week. Israel will keep bombing everyone. Stocks will keep going up. Forever.
[+5] u/ClassroomNo2899: Gonna weird when this thing dies but everyone's net worth 10milly each.
[+5] u/Loose_Hornet4126: Semiconductors pumping AH? This is back to wallscam not knowing where to park money so back to pumping
[+5] u/Adventurous-Suit-662: MU calls before earning.
[+5] u/Expensive-Basket-360: Where you guys seeing futures?
[+5] u/Any_Influence_8305: Why can't bibi just enjoy manipulating stocks I thought they were our allies who share western values 😢 🥀
[+5] u/thai_sticky: If you use Italian finger emoji you're gayer than Elton John
[+5] u/aggieclams: Bout to cash in that Father’s Day blowjob
[+5] u/Fun_Training4330: #Everybody welcome your new friends in the NASDAQ-100 class today! 🎉🎊
**Welcome Astera Labs (ALAB), Coreweave (CRWV), NEBIUS (NBIS), Rocket Lab (RKLB), and Teradyne (TER). We hope you have a fun and enjoyable time in NASDAQ-100.**
[+5] u/low_entropy_pocket: I don’t have enough Intel
[+5] u/NotMe357: Damn, Memory stock and INTC lol
[+5] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: “Talks were constructive” yes that’s how I’d describe them ending after 🥭 threatened to blow them up after doing it twice before.
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: I’m a hundredionaire and I am not smelly, and I take showers wear deodorant and don’t have smelly dogs.
Also my girlfriend will be performing tonight
[+5] u/No-Put2311: Market conditions have never been more bullish
[+5] u/OptionalOlive: Damn them Dune people got hands
[+5] u/International_Wind83: so you thought pushing around an ancient and proud people would be easy? roll over in the face of your spray-tan and diaper? how's that working out for ya buddy?
[+5] u/Mutanic2: Game over. Bulls won
[+5] u/tarcus: If my SPCX stop loss hits again before 9:45 Imma be buying puts. That'll show em.
[+20] u/__pickle_rick: Sometimes, when I’m bored, I go to car dealerships, haggle them down into oblivion, then walk away like it’s nothing
[+18] u/LordWop: The new dashboard is dog shit
[+16] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: I sold my Micron to buy the “dip” on SaaS two months ago. Ask me anything.
[+13] u/GreenGameboyColor: 3 day weekend over
Back to being a wage slave 😔
[+11] u/cgonz15: Impossible to buy SNDK or any memory on a pullback because there is none holy shit
[+10] u/bespoketrancheop: Stocks too cheap. Moon incoming
[+10] u/kdestroyer1: Having large bags of MSFT and being in 2026 WSB must be what hell looks like
[+10] u/ddrsdght: I want MSFT to die for creating Teams
[+9] u/cfaawlday: My SNDK and MU calls are printing, let’s goooooo
[+9] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Dude fuck this stupid fucking market dude. AMZN at an average cost of 270. And there's always some fuck fuck shit that goes down to make sure the market never fucking recovers. I'm so fucking deep in the goddamn red dude. FUCK MY GODDAMN LIFE.
[+9] u/zuziannka: Honestly, I gave zero fucks about the market this whole weekend. Didn’t care even a little bit. Just put on some Jeff Buckley, zoned out, and tried to clear my head.
[+9] u/Cutalana: Pakistan reminds me of how I tried to keep my parents from divorcing when I was 9
[+9] u/ImthatRootuser: Happy Father's Day everyone except my ex-girlfriend's husband.
[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: Wtf what happened we are about to be green
[+8] u/Kingmusk420: Pakistan and Qatar says US-Iran talks have been 'constructive' and that there has been agreement on 60-day dialogue plan
[+8] u/spellbadgrammargood: My dream job: Unemployment with a mysterious source of income.
[+7] u/llasar17: I was promised spy opening at 700.. how dare they lie to me!!
[+7] u/PhatBonerMan: Come gamble on bug fight in the casino
[+7] u/CEOofBeanz: If I bought SNDK not only would I have retired, I would actually have the Lamborghini too
[+7] u/Majestic_Mention171: I bought SpaceX at 225.64, ama
[+7] u/bigassdump: NVDA you piece of shit
[+7] u/hmmmmmmmmmidk: Gotcha, calls at open then puts at lunch.
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #Looks like taco BEGGED for a peace deal LMAO
[+7] u/FlowerrBud: I fucked up by going out til 1am Saturday night.
Got a text at 9am surprise family lunch is at noon and I live 2 hours away.
Never felt so horrible in my life. It’s on me for forgetting Father’s Day
[+7] u/Ninja_Cooter: Bers indubitably fuk
[+7] u/sloanemonroe: I’m confused. Wasn’t this MOU already signed a few days ago? And now they agreed AGAIN to keep talking. All so stupid
[+6] u/powerboner: Weekend in Toronto was dope. Love that city
[+6] u/iamblicus000: We could be in a Mad Max situation oil-wise and it would be sub 80 at this point
[+6] u/Iscratchmybutt: I dropped $10,000 in MU a few days ago and I’m already up 4%… gonna add guac to my chipotle bowl this week
[+6] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: Anyone join any task forces this weekend?
[+6] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: One final pump before Israel fuks this again please 🙏
[+6] u/mtnrnnr802: Open the pussy ass casino, you little bitch.
[+5] u/Wide_Open_Buttcheeks: Not as red as I thought it will be
[+5] u/Trizzz-y: !banbet QQQ -3% 18hr
[+5] u/thiscantbit: No amount of reality can bring this down. It’s just funny money now.
[+5] u/Independent-Craft-46: INTC KEEP PUMPING BABY
[+5] u/riteofpass: Kill me as always. Holding only space and drones and SNDK MU INTC just keep reaching ATHs
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: When you realize AI is just software 🤌
With significantly higher costs and less reliability
[+5] u/GloomyMembership4197: Why buy gold, if comets have plenty of it. SPCX can return trillion pounds of gold or similar. It does look overrated.
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: War off again. These wars lasting too long smh
[+5] u/thewaterb0yyyy: SPCX buyers at $229 in shambles
[+5] u/PenguinOfB00m: Watch bullish futures and premarket tank before you can do shit about your position luuul
[+5] u/OwlX77: Don’t worry, Iran will suddenly want a deal before the US stock market opens
[+5] u/soapchewer2: Thought my calls were safe until I saw how may bulls are posted… my calls are cooked
[+5] u/Striking-Worker8066: you won't even make it back to your own fcken country
[+5] u/livingunique: Well fuck my couch and call yourself JD, it's going green!
[+5] u/Bombingit: Lads i'm worried, i'm selling low.
[+5] u/sirkarmalots: 3 more min till red light therapy
[+5] u/BenisSpaghetti: Was shooting off fireworks and one entered the neighbor's 2nd floor window. I turned off the house lights, went inside and hopped on here. 🫣
[+5] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Thinking ham & Cheese
[+5] u/antelope591: Spacex this shitty before insiders can even sell. Ew
[+5] u/Trumpiano-007: Can this dumping intensify until 9:30AM tomorrow.
I need to buy shit load of everything.
[+5] u/Acceptable_Tax_1624: At 6.30 exact Nasdaq will rise a probably whopping 4 to 5% with a dump or rebalancing so bulls are fine just play it very careful bc at 6 am Israel is taking off all war restrictions
[+26] u/winner_in_life: Upvote if you think I should quit my job
[+21] u/whitepug: BREAKING: IRAN DELEGATES were set to leave with NO DEAL until JD VANCE mounted a COUCH and started FUCKING IT crazy style upon which Araghchi yelled "GO WHITE BOY GO" thus reaching a deal 😱😍🫡
[+14] u/horse-meat-chalupa: Think I'll probably have some teriyaki for lunch. Maybe rub one out.
Oh.. my moves in the market tomorrow? No idea but im sure it'll lose me money
[+11] u/Suavecore_: New peace deal 5 minutes before market open
[+11] u/willbabu: most retail traders that jumped on Spcx post ipo are underwater 🤦♂️
[+10] u/DennisGonzalez_: Tmrw we either RIP or RIP
[+10] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: >The average Roman didn’t know their empire collapsed they just noticed their roads stopped being repaired one day, inflation began to spiral, collapsing international trade, rising political corruption, military blunders…..
u/Medium_Beautiful_721
Which was caused by systemic debasement of its currency by increasingly diluting the silver content of the denarius.
AKA money printer went Brrrrrrrr.
Every signal that we are speedrunning total collapse is growing hotter with zero will or indication of slowing down.
[+10] u/soscribbly: Genuinely can’t understand how anyone could put a substantial amount of money into $TSLA
It could dump 50% and every talking head would still say it’s over valued
Disclaimer I am msft bagholder
[+10] u/Harder_Than_Lemonade: I wonder how the chick with the cannons is doing
[+9] u/Diligent-Acadia7819: RIP GOOGL 😢 - The unloved child
[+9] u/Temporary-Basil-3030: My MSFT puts are gonna print. I love this pos.
[+8] u/oldbeancam: Another day, another 10% gap up for memory
[+8] u/Dangerous-Retard: You don't have to make it complicated. Just tell her you wanna blow her back out.
If she's in, she'll let you know. And if she's not, she'll let you know.
- Your free fatherly advice for the day
[+8] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: Calls on potatoes, specifically up my ass
[+8] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: The average Roman didn’t know their empire collapsed they just noticed their roads stopped being repaired one day, inflation began to spiral, collapsing international trade, rising political corruption, military blunders…..
[+8] u/Neel_Crashkari: Everybody gangsta until Cathie buys your ticker
[+8] u/hkc101010: Korean and Japanese markets unfazed by the closing of Hormutz
[+8] u/Affectionate-Idea690: Man it's gonna be long ass summer ⛱️
[+7] u/BladeFireQ: Of course RKLB is down af
[+7] u/IJstDntKnwShtAnymore: For a guy that was 'touted' for his business prowess, he sucks so bad at negotiating shit.
[+7] u/DebtOk4461: Are there no journalists out there that will straight up ask 🥭 WTF he is doing with on/off deal?
[+7] u/Putrid_Pollution3455: Lost everything to the wheel
[+7] u/Game3k: If Jensen says MRVL going to 1T, then MRVL going to 1T 🚀
[+7] u/Daveonaltair4: Iranian fast down voters out in force tonight
[+7] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Gas near me dropped from 4 a gallon to 3.50. So if this war ending was a jk moment, now's a good time to fill up
[+7] u/PropheticMurmurs: Calls right at open tomorrow, 3-4 weeks out, 10-15% OTM, on all 5 newly included NASDAQ tickers.
You’re welcome.
[+7] u/CMDR_Shepard96: XAUUSD up, GLD down, miners down, GOOGL down (obviously), SaaS down (obviously), SPCX down (my bags getting heavy)..
Everything I buy just shits itself, it's impressive
[+7] u/Neel_Crashkari: She's a 7, but her balls fly out when she backflips
[+6] u/SpecialTrust2045: What drugs are Intel on?
[+6] u/stupidber: My neighbour's pool shed just burnt down
[+6] u/rocier: are bers out being retarded again?
[+6] u/adilmasoodkh: Deal has been made. Green dildos tomorrow
[+6] u/Ill-Outcome-1931: IREN to 70 this week
[+6] u/AB__17: gf sucking balls , projector showing rain 🌧️ ambient sound feeling amazing
[+6] u/Bravadette: So copper just decides its going to pamp now...
[+6] u/hallett21: Guuuuuuhhhhhhhh
Or whatever.
[+6] u/Chancey004: I will never understand people buying crypto dips. Humiliation fetish?
[+6] u/Bravadette: 60 Days of volatility and uncertainty lmao
[+6] u/mousepop321: We skip one day and the Europoors crashed the market
[+5] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: Imagine buying USO when you could have bought MU instead.
[+5] u/j_b_1983: So literally everything earlier today from Iran was BS as usually and you guys fall for it everytime
[+5] u/Kickboy21: MSFT has let me down multiple times this year and i still bought them again last week.
[+5] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: The market has become designed to kill options. Best to sit cash and buy the next falling knife and wait for fake news to reverse it.
[+5] u/tjinga2u: This shit has been stupid enough, long enough that someone in this world made an API for wtf is going on with Hormuz 💀, looking like a dump but probably calls out of spite 📞
[+5] u/WocketWaccoon: 🐻 praise to be Allah 🐻
[+5] u/Grateful5150: Has the market finally stopped listening to 🥭and his BS and just do what it does?
[+5] u/Low_Administration22: So what was signed on Thursday?
[+5] u/Bravadette: Wtf are metal futures doing
[+5] u/Neel_Crashkari: I only logged in to play Bug Fight
[+17] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Goodnight regards 🇺🇸 I’ll see you in the morning for the memory/storage pump
[+16] u/Material-Gift6823: I got banned for talking about the country we're not allowed to talk about 🥹. Don't talk about the forbidden country if you don't want to get banned here
[+12] u/Horror_Lawfulness738: Look regards, the big Donny Orange and his crew are salivating at everyone saying buy puts and how red it will be tomorrow
They are 100% jacked to the tits with calls this week
Be wise on how unpredictable this shit has been
Green tomorrow or I’m gay
[+12] u/Hellmale: Just enabled margin. Now I have lots of cash to invest tomorrow 😂
[+11] u/BankofBroke: I would 1,000% get the fuck OUT of any MU positions before market close Wednesday.
Holding that through earnings is insane levels of stupidity.
[+11] u/Thotmas01: So the Iranians left the meeting suddenly, we got the Pakistani PM sweating meme, and now we have a deal? Holy shit bears I don’t think they could’ve teased you any harder.
[+10] u/The_Juice_Gourd: We need an indicator into the daily thread widget that displays if the Hormuz is open or closed
[+10] u/kjl8921: Imagine having JD Vance negotiate
[+9] u/WorldlyWar2143: crazy to think you could have 5x your portfolio if you just full ported INTC same time as nana guy got flamed off reddit for that.
[+9] u/Radiant_Lime9046: So expect MU up tomorrow
[+9] u/Cav829: >US, Iran agree on roadmap to reach a final deal within 60 days
Wasn't that the entire purpose of the MoU? Did they really waste an entire day on shit they already talked about? Are we next going to hear about how they spent tomorrow morning deciding on the lunch schedule?
[+9] u/ReadyGain2972: Everything down except for memory lol
[+9] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: we have working group with a roadmap based on memorandum of understanding to establish a framework of peace deal
what more do you want?
[+9] u/MrBlueEyedFox: Wow. SPCX is doing the one thing everyone saw coming and now we have to act suprise? You're a regard. You can buy anything in this market with barely any down side and a damn near 100% upside. You chose that burning pile of crap. The risk reward was nowhere near where it should be to buy. So the only thing this means, is probably calls.
[+8] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: So are we dumping at open but ending green EOD tomorrow? Calls?
[+8] u/IntrepidToday0: Calls on MU is free money. Don’t overthink it
[+8] u/Simple-Bodybuilder-3: Sigh, my Googl calls are getting less and less each day. Come on Googl, pump back to 400 please 🙏
[+7] u/Late_State_1775: Will spacex get above $193 again in the near future?
[+7] u/9tacos: I’d rather full port cash than MSFT. Sad times 🤌
[+7] u/Quick-Ad1830: Spy down where is the task force
[+7] u/2020isgreat: Iran knows the market is Trump's reverse scale lmao
[+7] u/nascarhero: **President Camacho:** "Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING."
**Congressman #1:** "Break it down, Camacho!"
**President Camacho:** "Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING."
[+7] u/Novel-Sprinkles4135: oh wow.. damn... anyway.. green by open
[+7] u/DanqueLeChay: So they have agreed on the concept of the plan of the deal?
[+7] u/FGoobs: Maybe it was about the Straits we made along the way 👫
[+7] u/Memento_mori9608: Slowly rotating out of hardware and into software. This data center spend isn't sustainable
[+6] u/Thisispaartaaa: If you pick the right stocks, the market pumps EVERY DAY!
[+6] u/Excellent-Bag135: Samsung should be removed from DRAM.
[+6] u/youyololiveonce: Uh guys I thought shorting MSTR and BTC was free money
[+6] u/enginvest: Are we dumping tomorrow because of the war? Or Mango finna taco for the 260th time?
[+6] u/WorldlyWar2143: caved and posted bussy on gonewild again.
sigh.
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Yes son we are poor because daddy bought 2x leveraged ASTS instead of MU and SNDK
[+5] u/Particular_Hornet204: Excited to find out how cooked my monday spy calls are
[+5] u/violet_evergarden8: I DUMPED ALL MY MU AND SDNK FOR AAOI FUCK I AM SUCH A REGARD
[+5] u/opsqttt: All inning my port on MSFT shares tomorrow morning. Best play i can see in the market right now
[+5] u/wallstreetstonks: Can we just get a pinned thread that has the daily market moving headlines in sorted time order.
[+5] u/Top_Cranberry_3254: One of these days this house of Ai bubble cards is going to crash. Maybe tomorrow.
Thesis is that everybody and their mother/grandmother has access to daytrading apps and leverage in one of the biggest bull markets ever, a bull market that makes no sense and has valuations at absurd levels.
Once one big MM sells off, every young retailer leveraged on options is going to panic and all the sstop limits are going to be triggered in a 20% cascade. Even the Tweets won't be enough to stop it until the next day. 😂🤌🤌🤌
[+10] u/aioliravioli: crazy knowing MU is going to 2k
[+9] u/tiny_toof: Everyone think MU will dump on earnings so I will inverse Reddit
[+9] u/Objective_Back_2581: The look in my father’s eyes when I told him I wanted to be an AI assisted day trader made it look like I’ve just disappointed the last 5 generations of my family
[+8] u/092Casey: Imagine buying spcx at 220..on leverage.
[+8] u/l34ch_r: green af tomorrow boys
[+7] u/WorkingAd7387: green by open LMAO 🦍
[+7] u/bigfan49: Buddy thought the house was gonna lose this time LMAO
[+7] u/cbusoh66: SPCX should have IPO'd 3 years ago when they were the only game in town and Starlink was growing like gangbusters, now both businesses are stagnant and growth has come to a halt as their competition is catching up and expanding. They're not as dominant as they used to be and this is why Musk floated that stupid idea of space datacenters and merged with xAI to drum up interest on the AI side because the space part just hit a big brick wall.
SPCX $50 sometime before EOY
[+7] u/cbusoh66: Someone please remind me what we attacked Iran in the first place?
[+6] u/Sad-Rope4399: When space stock rebound? My asts shares are skydiving
[+6] u/softboiledjadepotato: gonna tell Gemini the most banal observation and find out I'm incredibly insightful
[+6] u/AKNJ907: Hope your kids had a great father’s day with their stepdads!
[+6] u/RockasaurusRex: Don't stop at the reflecting pool, let's turn SPY green too!
[+5] u/Accomplished_Book334: I can see SPCX at $40 in 12 months.
[+5] u/River_Sandhu: Still holding Marvell, ARM, Intel and TSM and no idea when to take more profits. Every time I did they went up higher so I literally stopped selling anything 😂
[+5] u/DarkR124: Going to drop $10K in to semi/memory ETF but think I’ll wait to Wednesday. MU earnings could crater the whole sector so bad if people’s insane standards aren’t met.
If I miss a big jump up oh well. Besides that got no clue what plays to do this week. Market is completely schizo.
[+5] u/Quick_Lawfulness7501: My service now pick isn’t really serving any gains right now
[+5] u/patelchief90: bro will MU OR SANDISK EVER GO DOWN?
[+5] u/onerandomcomputerguy: Damn ok so pamp it is. Good I am leveraged up to my eyeballz
[+5] u/-sakuranbo: stop pushing /ES down!!!
[+5] u/Nateleb1234: Lol at space x bagholders. Wtf did you expect? Do you not understand how valuation works?
[+5] u/DesignerSea494: In my line of work, we have a requirement to meet with a psychiatrist every several years to make sure we’re not crazy. In my most recent interview he asked how many dogs I had, and I said one. He said, almost accusatory, “last time you said you had three.” Like he’d caught me in a lie.
“Yeah doc, they tend to do attrition… thanks.”
[+5] u/OneDayAt4Time: I had approximately 1 tablespoon of egg whites this morning and for the last 14 hours my ass has been erupting
[+15] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: My son told me he wanted to be an AI assisted day trader. Thinking about disowning him tomorrow.
[+13] u/Mindless_Clock7823: Fuck it ill join the bull run
[+10] u/dmk_world: Open the casino you crazy bastards!
[+10] u/confusedandsmellyman: Let me tell you a little story about my life.
I'm retarded.
The end.
The moral? Don't tell your boss your availability is like the Strait of Hormuz this week.
[+9] u/AdCritical5383: Elon Musk: *“Dollars Will Be Replaced By Mass & Energy”*
LMAO This is the kinda shit my stoner friends say after taking a big ol’ bong hit.
[+9] u/Nice_Dragonfly9762: Does the strait even exist or is it some illuminati shet
[+9] u/dljmonkeyboiz: 🥭 gonna need to pump this back to ATHs or he won’t have anything to post on Truth Social anymore
[+9] u/Professional-Tap2052: Amazing time and time again many refuse to believe that market doesn't care about the war
[+8] u/itsme971: I DIDNT SAY OPEN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ
I SAID OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO
[+8] u/Benromaniac: Calls all week. There won’t be a collapse until fall.
[+8] u/jijitalk: Man I just saw a post of some guy asking gemini to “open up the straight of homuz”. And from the reaction of the comments, it worked. And some of y’all are telling me that ai isn’t the future. Stupid fucking bears, stay poor, I’m gonna be buying calls tomorrow at open.
[+7] u/NoProfessional4650: Damn SK just passed Samsung market cap
[+7] u/dune2350: Mu was always my favorite pokemon. Sandicks is a close second.
[+7] u/OrganicSong2660: I full ported DRAM because my wife is korean
[+7] u/907cconnak: Istg imma get outta this job
[+7] u/dljmonkeyboiz: 🥭 gonna need to get us back to ATHs this week
[+6] u/NoChain4469: I gotta sit down, is that alright hardline Iranians? If I sit down
[+6] u/e10n: So Hormuz is open again lmao?
[+6] u/Dry_Selection_1232: mango wont let china pump and usa dump
[+6] u/Nerfarean: All time high oil? Looks like the plan
[+6] u/Fit-Skin1949: Soxs boutta rip sorry…might as well hedge
[+6] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: It will cool off after MU earnings then space stuff will take off again
I have no idea what im doing btw
[+5] u/potato111a: My intel puts r in danger
[+5] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: Load up MU before earning. Apple already admitted those RAM are going to be expensive for long term.
[+12] u/IndividualNo7155: There’s no bear market. Only discount days. Stocks always go up
[+12] u/Fieryhotsauce: How do europoors get all the blame for the premarket moves
[+12] u/EdAlex1993: From 1 to 10 scale how gay Americans are ?
[+11] u/Les7X: Don't blame civilized europoors, it was at YOUR premarket that shit dropped fatties
[+9] u/__nameless____: let's see if it's going to dump right away as soon as premarket starts 🤌🏻
[+9] u/SWIM707: As a europoor, i really like it that i can trade options from 8am to 10pm, cash out before americans dump at open then buy back in later, easy money
[+8] u/drkgla: If you guys think bag7 is bad look at Alibaba
[+8] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Msft looking strong premarket which probably means we gonna get a 1% dump instead of 3% dump at open lol
[+7] u/crvarporat: MSFT OFFICIALLY IN THE GREEN AS OF RIGHT NOW.
GUYS MIRACLE HAS HAPPENED
[+7] u/ThermalChaser: Threatening to kill the negotiators on day one of the talks bullish?
[+7] u/Financial-Creme: One must imagine Sisyphus happy
[+7] u/Outside_Ad4446: SPCX $122 eow...👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
[+7] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: SELL EVERYTHING goodnight
[+7] u/bertacle: da fuk going on with SPCX
[+7] u/geddyclaus: Assert dominance by threatening to kill the other country's negotiators.
Which chapter of 'Art of the Deal' talks about this?
[+7] u/drkgla: The play is sleeping through market open, goodnight.
[+7] u/ggRezy: We’ve won 37 wars and made twice as many deals in 4 months, we’re so goated
[+7] u/5uNmk: Get back to work Europoors
[+6] u/Syllabub_Visual: Narcissism is the only reason why anyone would become a reddit mod. The idea of trying to have fake power over people while not even getting paid for it is really really pathetic…
[+6] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: euros starting to buy again nvm i like them now
[+6] u/crvarporat: MSFT will be green today? am i dreaming ??
[+6] u/Trollzore: Is there a etf for storage space stocks?
[+6] u/Fluffy_Knowledge5973: I feel ya nothing but memory at this point
[+6] u/Numerous_Put4717: Back after a 3 day Reddit ban bitches.
[+6] u/sck178: Why is the market pretending to be red?
[+5] u/nametaglost: Good god please I would make so much fucking money.
[+5] u/Electrical-Excuse564: MU to save me from my bad SPY trades last week. Which is to say, to save my current spy calls.
[+5] u/awakening_brain: Fucking semis won’t stop pumping lmao SOXL $500 this week
[+9] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: Fuckin ruff day to be prime minister innit guv
[+9] u/Vikkio92: SPCX up, space sector down. SPCX down, space sector down. FML.
[+8] u/StocksStormTrooper: Pussy Starmer resigned
[+8] u/Walking72: The u s and iran degree to initial framework on roadmap to begin preliminary premeetings to establish a genaral outline on starting exploratory negotiations.
[+7] u/OpeDefinitely: who wants to buy a scam
[+7] u/InitialPsychology731: SPCX gonna revisit IPO price or what
[+7] u/deevee12: Does the Prime Minister ever do anything or do they all just yap and quit after a few months
[+7] u/steem99: I like how don threatened to kill the Iranian negotiators if they closed the strait and somehow negotiations continued, and we're all just supposed to pretend that didn't happen
[+7] u/zestykite: 50x on sndk in 1 year. im sure thats reasonable
[+6] u/LiveMotivation: Post nut, you’ll be right as rain
[+6] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: Reminder that normies are outperforming berkshire right now 🤣
[+6] u/Maotindo: I just bought. Give it a couple mins to pump up again
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Staples is hilarious, selling a 2TB SSD for $299 with the tag "$730 off!" 💀
[+6] u/Desdevique: Yo my SMCI buyin at 28 last week is making me happy premarket goddamn
[+6] u/BarbellPadawan: MSFT announced bankruptcy or what??
[+6] u/Specific-Path3179: do I sell SPCX or hold
[+6] u/Harp-Note: Forgot about the market for three days and I was starting to mentally heal. Oh well. Time to buy options and lose money!
[+6] u/Pamper69: IRAN TALKS GOING VERY WELL
[+5] u/Molten-Helldiver: Even MSFT is green…that means puts at open for free money
[+5] u/beach_bum_1991: Good news guys. We’ve got the concept of a roadmap for a framework of a plan for a deal locked and loaded
[+5] u/qx2: i'm here for the vibes, cause i know nothing.
[+5] u/Maotindo: Why r market red? In fortnite terms plz!
[+5] u/pajaemainroad: Bers down voting lmao