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[+81] u/nebula504: I know some poor soul had calls in the morning and puts in the afternoon today.
[+63] u/Bam2458: This morning I was up $10k, this afternoon I was down $14k, and by end of day I lost $1.57.
[+55] u/baller1able: We experienced great depression and recovery today. Wtf kind of market is this 😭
[+50] u/ajibtunes: UPDATE: Iran now has 2–3 days to make a deal or they’ll have 2 weeks to make a deal.
[+49] u/Round-Huckleberry570: Watching my account hit $100k today was cool for a second then I remembered I hit $100k last September
[+38] u/Interesting_Leg8859: Korean bros really be like "hmmm my country's index fluctuates 10% every day, i should really take out a loan against my house and buy calls." lmaooo
[+36] u/Ok-Bed66: WSB June 9th survivors be like...
https://preview.redd.it/4f9fowyaeb6h1.png?width=1742&format=png&auto=webp&s=875bc3da39356dd4c5bcc37ac9cebdf2e027522a
[+34] u/Appropriate_One_4273: Grats on whoever made money off this dumpster fire today
[+34] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: LMAO 🥭 disrupted everyone at the knicks game made it harder to get in, just for the Knicks to lose, and now people are posting videos of him sleeping during the game.
You can’t get a more valid reason for getting hated than that. I wish I could troll that well
[+32] u/NervousChemistry7401: Possibly the dumbest day yet in this dumb market.
[+32] u/Coffeewin: Somewhere out there, a man is staring at his portfolio on his phone, while his wife is telling him about how Janice was mean to her at pilates, and she's asking him why he isn't paying attention to the story.
[+27] u/AcanthisittaScared30: 100k swing in my port today for absolutely no reason, cool
[+25] u/PropheticMurmurs: Did anyone hit the 250 bagger on SPY 730 puts today?
$.03 at 10:10 am to $7.50 at 12:40 pm?
[+24] u/BudweiserSucks: People who sold at todays lows, show yourself
[+24] u/Waiting4Reccession: Retarded venture capitalist on bloomberg basically said she dont get spaceX but she invested anyway 🤡
Thinks they will be able to do data centers in space and some other shit - but has no clue how.
Holy crap its really just rich retards investing in any turd of an idea and hoping some nerds making 80k-200k a year figure it all out for them.
[+23] u/Mission_Ad_6234: Lost 10 pounds this month cuz of trading. Mental health is going down hill.
[+22] u/GiraffeBaron: I was down 20k at one point, ended the day with only 10k down
[+21] u/Worth-Razzmatazz-747: today was a traders dream. big dips and rips and I only made $260
[+21] u/Thotmas01: Who sold at the bottom? It’s okay, you can share.
[+21] u/Sick0h: Bers thought
Bols bought
[+20] u/FatFluffyFish: I give up. Shares only from now on.
[+19] u/Milosenpotion: Holy fuck today I spent 300k to make 15k AMA
[+18] u/bearhunter429: #I love how SPY magically climbed from -2% to flat while 90% of stocks remained at day's low and didn't participate in the recovery. You can't make this shit up. LMAO🤌⚽🥅
[+18] u/31andnotdone: I am in a sexual relationship with some of your reddit avatars.
[+18] u/jacked2datitz: Tomorrow we dine in hell
[+18] u/IDFStrongestSoldier: >TRUMP: IRAN SHOOTDOWN OF U.S. APACHE OVER HORMUZ ‘WASN’T A BIG DEAL’ — WSJ
Is losing a war good for stocks?
[+17] u/bunnibly: Obviously, tomorrow SPY will either trade within a 2-dollar range or a 22-dollar range, nothing in between.
[+17] u/Flat-Focus7966: Since Reddit is mostly bearish for tomorrow's report, we might end up with a 2-3% up day.....
[+17] u/Sea_Trip_8941: Cash gang living stress free right now
[+17] u/iTouchStuff: US VP Vance: Iran deal could come in a week, or months, Iran deal will definitely come before midterms - CBS
lmfaooooooo 🤡
[+16] u/Xzlk: I just don’t understand who was selling and who was buying. Retail doesn’t have the power to do any of what just happened. Institutions panic selling and panic buying? I don’t even think they had time to do that?
[+16] u/Sp0kenTruth: Without PDT restriction, went from $165 today to over 8k.. 2 months of mortgage paid for in few trades going in and out without being banned..
We normal folks really been getting cheated this whole time . INSANE. Got some SPY calls into tomorrow for CPI
[+16] u/Technical_Scallion_2: Just FYI, I was down to $9,900 last week from trading QQQ 0 DTEs. Got back to $100k this week, then down to $31k this morning, then back up to $232k at close.
I think I should stop now.
[+16] u/SteakEater137: I genuinely think 80% of market movement is based around crushing calls/puts. Thats the only reason that makes sense for the completely backwards and contradictory swings we keep seeing.
[+16] u/Evander85: Friday: -22k
Monday: +10k
Tuesday: -28k
Wednesday: ???
[+16] u/NotPapaElon: Cracker Barrel is now supplying NVDA with chips
[+15] u/Space_Miner6: Guys looking at their phone while pooping now control the market.
[+15] u/Leading_Form_8485: Used 90% of port to make $63.
OBEY
[+15] u/yokosucks97: Oh boy my wife is not gonna be happy
[+15] u/dumbest-bastard: You who hold options overnight in this market, you are the real degens. Respect.
[+15] u/Scalpaholic: PermaBols and PermaBers today:
😭😭
Some Bols and Bers today:
🐮🤝🐻
[+15] u/vermilli21: Risking thousands on options but I won’t pay for 15 detergent and go for the 11 dollar one 😭😭😭
[+14] u/GuwopGOAT: Lmao we can’t even have a proper red day
[+14] u/Terrible-Deer1398: In hindsight the crash will make sense when we have trillion dollar companies moving 20% intraday
[+14] u/TheCYKZ1: It’s my birthday tomorrow
[+14] u/MrBlueEyedFox: We're going to show them why you dont touch our helicopter.
Market goes down.
🥭: "it was a old helicopter anyways. Not a big deal. Huge misunderstanding, Its all good."
[+14] u/NonsensicalWorries: I went up 70% day trading then went down 50% day trading and got really sad so I bought a put and closed the website, then that put went up 350% but I didn't sell so now it's down 10% lmao
[+14] u/srnx: second flash crash within 3 trading days today... nice
can it flash pump for once?
[+14] u/Herzegovac: "US VP JD Vance says Iran deal could happen in a week or months from now, but absolutely before the midterms, according to CBS"
LOL
[+14] u/BuyTheFuckingDipss: According to a new Reuters report, 🥭 and his sons have added over $2.3B to their family fortune from their main crypto ventures — while handing their investors $2.3B in losses.
The GRIFTER-in-chief's crypto corruption knows no bounds.
[+14] u/financiallythriving: If CPI crashes the market tomorrow I will stick a watermelon up my ass
[+13] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Wild day today: +$36K, -$29k, -$9K, and ended the day today down -$2K
[+13] u/Alucardis666: It's my late dad's birthday
[+13] u/Future_Light_8571: That was my greatest trading day ever. 785% on the port
[+13] u/dumbest-bastard: Was down 19k this morning, ended up +3k
What a fucking ride
[+13] u/Speech_Path: Korean bros, pump this bii and we will give you the Northern part of your country back 🙏🏻
[+13] u/StandardDot5115: born too early to explore space
born in time to enjoy casino on phone
[+13] u/nebula504: I don’t know how you guys hold 20k 0dte options daily. I almost had a heart attack just playing with 1500-2k
[+13] u/dontslambro: I’ve lost it all. Why I am here
[+13] u/diefy7321: Widget sucks anoos smh
[+12] u/ostlert: Tried to buy some spy puts at the bottom for a quick profit and ended up losing $25k
[+12] u/TheKiMoChi2020: I am crying like a bitch
[+12] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: The most retarded thing that can happen is that we get cpi of 4.5 and we pump whole day followed by dumping next 2 days. So that is what will happen
[+12] u/Objective_Delay_1525: Just one more pump Mr president, I promise to take profit this time
[+12] u/Thicthor96: I lost 50% port on paper hands 0dtes today. The only logical move is to lose the other half tomorrow .
[+12] u/OG_L0c: The market rebounded because I panic sold all my shit at the bottom
[+12] u/kim82352: > Reporter: ‘You said the U.S. must respond to the Apache shootdown, do you still feel that way?’
> Trump: ‘I don’t have to do anything. We hold all the cards. I don’t have to do it , but look, we probably will, okay? They can’t be doing that.’
[+12] u/ActivatingEMP: Explosions reported in southern iran
[+12] u/PckMan: MRVL is going to kill me
[+12] u/Proof-Ad-3473: Its all coz u didnt send that message to 10 people years ago.
[+12] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: The ceasefire is going so well they have to do another one
[+12] u/whitehypeman: "bomb your enemy in self defense." -Sun Tzu
[+12] u/ArtisticFrame5790: Sons away at camp. Wife having girls night. A rare day I’m going golfing after work and watching those dark clouds near the course.
[+11] u/Provolone-Jones: Gotta hand it to 🥭 it is objectively funny that he authorized strikes as soon as the futures market closed. We will undoubtedly get a “we have ceased striking Iran; peace announcement” post within the next 20 minutes.
[+11] u/nyse25: this market is straight balls
[+11] u/king_of_all_retards: # Why the fuck you keep trying to reason the market?
Havent you learn the lesson already?!
[+11] u/jahdyudnwl: Release the Koreans!!
[+11] u/Vlisa: The day MSFT is green is the day I cash out and move to a survival cabin in the woods.
[+11] u/johndaly88: Today felt like a microcosm of the war all in one trading session. Big dump out of fear, and then when the worst news of the day comes out, everything starts recovering. Spy 750 tomorrow.
[+11] u/stonksf: Imagine selling today. Lmfao.
[+11] u/Peeeeech: Never trusting koreans again. Pre-market was shit
[+11] u/Paul_Robert_: A +20% day tomorrow would be pretty nice
[+11] u/Fun_Reporter9086: Why do I act like a clown on here but on every other sub, I am basically normal?
[+11] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: bombing started again
Oil will drop another %10 lmao
[+11] u/JuicyJohnny69: War back on + cpi + ppi + space x. This is an event packed week and I am not enjoying this volatility at all
[+11] u/MrIntuition: War + CPI hopefully y’all took some overnight puts
[+11] u/BFox1982: Did you know that cottage cheese isn't cheese at all? It just a curd to me.
[+11] u/dljmonkeyboiz: lol the U.S. attacks were at remote areas of Iran and weren’t at any targets … your tax dollars are funding an Iran war cosplay
[+11] u/Spy300: Do you know how unlikely it is to shoot down a helicopter and the pilots survive with no injures?
This is all just a show.
[+11] u/Sick0h: Bro, it’s right the in the dictionary. Ceasefire is when one side only hits back after being fired upon, and the other side then also hits back because they were fired upon, so then the original fires back again because their initial firing upon the other was met with return fire. Jeez. Read a book.
[+10] u/Objective_Delay_1525: Sudden market crashes don't work anymore.
The real market crash is a slow bleed every other day with a small recovery at the end. This way people will refuse to sell because they are dosed with hopium at the end of the trading session.
[+10] u/jostradumass: Watch CPI come in at or lower and we rip on fake numbers.
[+10] u/rioferdy838: oracle please doont fucking tank the markets again
[+10] u/Medium_Sized_Brow: Biggest loss of my life single day today. May walk into traffic
[+10] u/amanj41: Oil dumping today made absolutely zero sense
[+10] u/unclefire: Short mrvl. Probably trade sndk again. What a fucking roller coaster today. Made money long and short.
[+10] u/Here4Retirement: Need to learn to stop trading when i'm up with the PDT rule gone. Went from 80% up on the day to down 60%.
[+10] u/Pizza_n_Tendies: We are going to rip if inflation comes in lower than expected.
> NYSE REPORTS SHORT INTEREST ROSE 1.8% TO 21.93B SHARES IN LATE MAY.
[+10] u/spellbadgrammargood: Jensen: So then I told them Marvell is the next trillion company.. HAHAHAH
[+10] u/EpiphyticOrchid8927: Elon is about to close on capturing the US federal government
[+10] u/Professional-Tap2052: If it makes you feel better most people who lost today are his supporters who actually believed his Truth Post, this time it's not a TACO.
[+10] u/neaturee: Bers really thot it was the end. Tomorrow we moon. CPI about to trigger a relief rally. Anyone buying puts before close is Nerodivergent
[+10] u/stupidber: When death comes will you be ready to go or will you cling to life because you're terrified you never truly lived?
[+10] u/Volume-Active: I buy at the dip thinking surely it can't go lower, and welp it did
[+10] u/RooneyToons_10: Bombing + hot CPI = red af
[+10] u/dljmonkeyboiz: There were definitely calls made to Iran saying these U.S. “attacks” were for show .. nothing gonna happen. Back to “deal in 2 weeks” tonight.
[+10] u/mtnrnnr802: You work out in a public gym with your clothes on. I workout in my home gym with my clothes off.
[+10] u/Dajoechi: The boy who cried deal
[+10] u/ThetaGrim: Lost $100k in the last 8 days. Feels bad. I'm not cut out to be a Wendy's employee.
[+10] u/ItInProg: my port went from +5%, -10% to 0%. This market is so fucked
[+10] u/Impossible-Fun2027: Tomorrow is fucking green
[+10] u/pajaemainroad: Peace deal and ensuing mega V still on the table
[+10] u/jacked2datitz: That short covering at the close was pathetic. No balls
[+9] u/Demonic_Maidens: Went from up 2.4k to down 8.7k to only down 200. Crazy day
[+9] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Sold literally everything I had and full ported $50,000 into MUU right before close 🫡
[+9] u/Snoo_4496: what kind of circus was that today
[+9] u/music_is_gud: I literally saved the market by buying puts at the bottom. You cannot make this shit up
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/vnA1rtikss
[+9] u/prana_fish: The real mindfuck is if after tomorrow CPI's report, for some retarded reason we moon, if it's time to sell the rip again and full port long 0DTE puts.
Last Friday was the warning, Monday dead cat making you feel like "oh, just a one off", and then BAM today rug pull again.
[+9] u/BeginnersDuck777: lol how does ANYONE feel safe holding anything in this market?
[+9] u/cultoftheclave: patrick boyle damn your hypnotic soulless eyes
[+9] u/astromouse2024: Yesterday I bought 30 aapl 325 7/2 calls when it dumped sub 310
Those calls are now down -70%
[+9] u/nordik1: Koreans about to wake up like
[+9] u/mrwazoo: hear me out, what if the CPI numbers are actually good tmrw
[+9] u/SchwiftySchwifferson: What’s it like to make Money guys?
[+9] u/mysuruhuduga: Imagine selling everything today at absolute bottom 🤡
[+9] u/MoleMan199: 728 puts went from $2 to $635 each… I almost bought 2 with my last $4.53 I have on robinhood but didn’t
[+9] u/Objective_Delay_1525: go on, dump it. I dare you.
https://preview.redd.it/zuqnauxnkb6h1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e753881be7b694d8b8b04e76d71ad6a17244a090
[+9] u/isukforfree: Are yall Put holders ready to get ass blasted tomorrow?
[+9] u/100xOrBust: Just lost my entire net worth on ‘bug fight’. Fuck.
[+9] u/PrinceFoldrey: Generational buying opportunity already gone ?
[+9] u/G-IDIOTTHEMAN: The more you lose, the more you start to value your remaining “investment.”
[+9] u/PrthReddits: Multi generational Wealth could've been made on 0 dte today. The drop down and the almost 2% recovery up. The SPX went up over 0.5% in the last 10 mins of trading.
And I played none of it :3
[+9] u/BagholderForLyfe: There has to be someone here who panic sold everything at the bottom today
[+9] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Korean will freak out .
-8% kospi today
[+9] u/M00NFAC3_69: its almost as if MMs pumped futures overnight to lure in all the new PDT liquidity only to pound their asshoe after market open only to pound their asshoe after they finally switched to puts midday.
Not a coincidence the market has been doing this shit since right after PDT got lifted.
[+9] u/tryingtohitchall: Holy they gouged the eyes out of that poor man in belfast
[+9] u/powerboner: Are there any single hot MILFS near me who hate their husbands?
[+9] u/POWRAXE: Fucking hell, can we please get this fat retard out of office already.
[+9] u/Me-Regarded: 🥭 said the strait might not be open for months yet. But he said two days ago a peace was 1-2 days away? Da fuq is wrong with this world?
[+9] u/miata_only: This could be the biggest week of our lives I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you.
[+9] u/stuntondeezh0es: CENTCOM begins launching “ self defence” strikes at Iran. Bols, it was nice knowing you. @mods, start putting up the suicide hotline
[+9] u/vroomvroomcars: Panic sold my calls. Saw it pump. Bought back in again only for it to drop 5 instantly. 😎 Qqq
[+9] u/Total-Savings6385: Now I see why on average the stock market moves 10% yearly. It pumps non stop for 8 weeks and erase those gains in two days gg
[+8] u/kenathen: congratulations dip buyer
[+8] u/stonetrade: Starting a new job in a week. Got about $1k left in the port. What’s the yolo play boys?
[+8] u/Ambitious-Win788: i saw a post here about asts going up now i am -3k. whoever posted that you are a pos
[+8] u/Wild_Cheesecake_6630: lol I sold a 0dte spx calls credit spread I thought it will be free $100 and I loss $900 in the last 5 minutea
[+8] u/swarthout2222: We pumping on pissin hot CPI tomorrow aren’t we
[+8] u/riteofpass: ROPE is the move for tomorrow
[+8] u/simsy1: dumped on good jobs report means we're gonna pump on bad cpi
[+8] u/LaserBeamer17: Tonight: Mangonius strikes a few Iranian launch sites as “retaliation” for downed helicopter. Warns Iran beforehand and tells them not to retaliate further.
Tomorrow: CPI comes in exactly as expected, market was pricing in a worse CPI print so it moons 1% for first hour and is flat for the rest of the day.
In summary: bers r fuk
[+8] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: CPI don't fuck me, man. Been on a roller-coaster ride since last Friday
[+8] u/Fantastic_Smoke9501: today made money on puts. then lost 60% of it. entered calls, made 45% instead of 120% if I held. well well
[+8] u/Paul_Robert_: Pros of having a deadbeat father:
- Father's day shopping is easy 🔥
[+8] u/Objective_Delay_1525: I want off this rollercoaster, but I just want one more pump
[+8] u/mysuruhuduga: Bears in absolute shambles looking at the V shaped recovery
[+8] u/Able-Technology-8055: Need the Koreans to pump my mf bags tonight
[+8] u/Independent-Egg9086: Boys went for a swim no big deal, we good pump 770, 💪 helicopter an insurance write off, trump says we good.
[+8] u/Fantastic_Mongoose_4: I got down to my last 200 dollars going all in on calls caught in the dump today. Said F it and joined the puts party with it...and kept flipping puts back to 3500. I now have 16 dollars. Damn V
[+8] u/MrIntuition: let’s dump this sorry to be gay
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: Let’s dump it so we can buy back at the same price later in the day
Very efficient market
[+8] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: the moment 🥭 said they would have to respond to the attack the market started to rally, war is definitely bullish.
[+8] u/Hot_Sacks: Need a rooftop Koreans kind of night tonight
[+8] u/stonksf: Literally everyone expecting market to drill based on cpi tomorrow. Calls
[+8] u/Specific-Path3179: PDT change is literally wealth redistribution from poors to the rich
[+8] u/mneymaker: Ok I am calling it
This is a defensive retaliation against Iran. At the same time US is sending Iran billions
Deal confirmed in the next 48 hours
[+8] u/Main_Ad3943: how can you call strikes in response to something that happened like 12+ hours ago self defense strikes lol ??? Are they really that afraid of breaking the totally still intact ceasefire that we have to beat around the bush that much ? ?
[+8] u/Snoo_4496: https://preview.redd.it/3ttiunsetb6h1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=23f5f3444b2d28172d263d606dc95b8ff6424674
[+8] u/Thisguyisgarbage: Obviously he’s going to claim a deal on Thursday night or Friday morning, to maximize the IPO pump for buddy Elon and the other boys. I’m sure he’ll find a way to profit off it directly, too.
[+8] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: "algos, dump spy to exact 735 but in a way it fucks both bers and bols and forces paper hands to sell"
[+8] u/Th3Gr33nBastard: I think the key to trading this market is to think of the most retarded possible outcome and then watch it happen
[+8] u/Independent-Tree-985: its hard being me sometimes. I have to do things like decide what to do with all my earnings from today
>!jk homie its not leaving my port!<
[+8] u/Azgabeth: Hmm, they better cook cpi tomorrow.
[+8] u/SeaworthinessNo4: You know you are in a healthy market when index moves like meme stock
[+8] u/ez399017: Downed Apaches are bullish
[+7] u/Snoo-95676: Not gonna lie Dumb bears got me there in the morning
[+7] u/AgitatedJump8459: I SALUTE ALL MY KOREANS FOR THEIR BRAVERY AND COMMITMENT! MAY THE WINDS BE IN OUR FAVOUR
[+7] u/diff_engine: Stocks going up in aftermarket after a day like today feels like abusive manipulation. I remember what you did
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: In last 10 mins before close, I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of puts suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
[+7] u/kjl8921: Who tf falls asleep at a historic NY Knicks finals game. Fucking regard
[+7] u/MakeYaSomeEggs: I think the move tomorrow is to try and not see red. Wish me luck.
[+7] u/andytobbles: Watch CPI be cooked to the fucking brim as rate hikes get priced back out and we gap up majorly tomorrow lmao
[+7] u/AGigatonicxs: My port went from +10 to -16% and end at -1% this shit so stressful
[+7] u/ordep_caetano: Tomorrow im going to unlose all the dollars
[+7] u/SuperbSandwich: I went from +5000% to +500% today
[+7] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Imagine if you just got home from work and checked your investment portfolio like a "normal" person for the first time today.. You'd be like "Well, I guess a few silly gooses took profit today" Lmao
[+7] u/Initial_Ad_9250: CPI is gonna come at 0 or even negative, for the price of eggs have gone down 900% per the white house and you're still buying puts? Wait, hold on....
[+7] u/csr8765: Vertical line up on futures tonight
[+7] u/get_da_maney: They going to send this at 750 at open for no reason lmao
[+7] u/cryptohorn: Spy 730 put 0dte going from .04 to over 6.00 is what dreams are made of 😍
[+7] u/ArtisticFrame5790: Almost all shares. Went from up $3k to down $4k and ended the day up $164. Dafuq? Occasionally I’m busy with work and don’t check all day. This is one of those days I wish I didn’t even check
[+7] u/Suavecore_: I have to actually do work for one day and I miss fucking SPY AT 724???? I could've been rich by EOD
[+7] u/RooneyToons_10: Well, kept my puts. Probably cooked tomorrow
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: The pump at open is gonna be megalitic
[+7] u/vermilli21: [https://x.com/conflict\_radar/status/2064441814871130485](https://x.com/conflict_radar/status/2064441814871130485)
* Trump on Iran shooting down US helicopter over Strait of Hormuz: "wasn’t a big deal"
[+7] u/Due_Historian_1769: We need to lower the rates soon and print more money its the only way
[+7] u/Wall_St_Bussy: I made $109 today. At one point I was down $16.1k. Same time tomorrow?
[+7] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Guys, don't beat yourself up if you suck at trading... the world needs ditch diggers too LMAO
[+7] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: Trading is only for the strongest minds, weak minds get CRUSHED OBLITERATED DESTROYED , the brutality of trading is often too much for most people, not me tho 😎
[+7] u/CallsOrPutsYES: \#RECESSION CANCELLED
[+7] u/BFox1982: Bought the top, sold the bottom. You can't explain that!
[+7] u/Kattilaeikka: Come on, everyone knows israelis shot down the chopper to keep sleepy don engaged. Israel will not let sleepy have his deal.
[+7] u/big_chestnut: i bought a call option on microsoft but im also going to short it, is this how wall street does quant stuff
[+7] u/syedhuda: bers already -40% on their puts
[+7] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: market is closed and i’m still getting fcked
[+7] u/EdoTensei10: Wars back on the menu boys
[+7] u/dash_trash4255: This IPO gonna get cancelled lol
[+7] u/Jets237: Guys, dont worry!!! Peace talks are going really well
[+7] u/FatFluffyFish: This market does not inspire confidence. I am turning gey
[+7] u/SoloOutdoor: Fuck it, just go long and buy like a full fledged retard. Live as lean as possible and BUY. This fat fuckn retard cant remain king retard forever. You'll win in the end and we can piss on his grave.
[+7] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **BREAKING NEWS**: WE ARE OFFICIALLY ON A LOVE TAP MISSION!!!
[+7] u/fire_alarmist: Oil futes gunna reopen at literally 300 a barrel L0L
[+7] u/spaghettibolognaisee: Sir another missile hit our portfolios
[+7] u/big-mo: Made money on puts today. It's stressful as fuck, idk how you bears do it all the time.
[+7] u/Tomieez: The master deal-maker is totally incapable of achieving anything
[+7] u/plairboicarti: i can’t take this anymore 😢
[+7] u/Fun_Reporter9086: CPI tomorrow is going to shoot up like my PP.
[+7] u/Winter_Body4794: Massive bong hit of hashish for breakfast and a Celsius.
[+7] u/Emilio___Molestevez: up a nice condo at open
down a luxury home two hours later
dead flat by close
[+7] u/bigswordmeatlord: Boy are you about to be upset tomorrow
[+6] u/neaturee: CPI tomorrow aka relief rally
[+6] u/userusery24: Generational selling opportunity on MSFT
[+6] u/Technical-Emu-32: I might have to move back in with my mom. Oh wait 🫷 I'm already here 😭😭. Thanks a lot MMs...and my ex
[+6] u/lovingduckbutter: This market is total horseshit. It's never going to crash.
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: Give me a V and afterwards I'll cash out
[+6] u/Sandvicheater: Couple of Iranian boys throw rocks at a US super carrier.
Journalists, "Iran resume attacks on US Ships"
Markets tank red
[+6] u/theprodigy107: Crayons out of your mouth
[+6] u/dol1_: From down 6% to down 10%, I wish someone also puts me down
[+6] u/Mrsir300: So in 2 days we went from Mango begging for an Israel Iran ceasefire to US helicopter shot down by Iran.
[+6] u/CoatEnvironmental728: ‼️Generational buying opportunity here on msft‼️
Knees weak bags are heavy
[+6] u/unholy-confetti: I need some bullshit fake peace deal announced
[+6] u/Mr_Pongo: People be begging for a red day to buy and now that it happens nobody is happy. Say thank you and buy something
[+6] u/G-IDIOTTHEMAN: I am applying for my generational opportunity. When do I hear back?
[+6] u/VirgillMastercard: What a regarded day in the market!
[+6] u/isukforfree: CPI hot means more inflation which means stonks go up. CPI cool means Fed can think about cutting. Calls win either way
[+6] u/SIRxDUCK7: I have a saliva test tomorrow for drugs. Inreally wanna smoke weed
[+6] u/aftherith: The market is destined to rise the exact percentage of the CPI. CPI +5% SPX +5%
[+6] u/JustCan6425: Institutional buying volume on SNDK and MU just before close speaks for itself 😉😉😉
🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/Trashpanda7193: Proud for not acting like a paper hand bitch today
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Instead of the new app widget we should have gotten visualmod back LMAO🤌
[+6] u/pajaemainroad: "Connect your brokerage" to some sketchy ass WSB app. Yeah great idea, what could go wrong?
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: The volatility hits different when you're losing money
[+6] u/GiraffeBaron: Me with positions in: please Jesus, just let me get back to my entry, I will never touch options again (anxiously refreshing CNN and Axios)
Me holding cash: ooh a 0.1% dip, time to buy some calls
[+6] u/Competitive-Fix-1336: Do we get shit on again tomorrow or will bulls make money again
[+6] u/ddrsdght: Your wife having fun with her work husband rn
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #MSFT was only down -2% today. That's basically green for Microsoft. LMAO🤌
[+6] u/StandardDot5115: rug pulls for everyone
NO RUGS LEFT BEHIND
[+6] u/music_is_gud: We almost made Koreans get margin called again LOL
[+6] u/HaveAKlondike: Ofc we have the big swings when I actually have to do work
[+6] u/Specific-Path3179: reddit sentiment on SPCX is too negative for me to not buy in
[+6] u/WordsHappenedHere: Market really freaked out over here for this SpaceX ipo. Get this shit over with so the market can stop being a baby.
[+6] u/ObjectiveTie1232: WSB seems really negative on SpaceX, so that means we should probably buy shares. But if I buy shares, it means I actually should’ve not bought shares, because you have to inverse what you would’ve done. But then if you inverse what I inversed, I don’t buy shares, and then
[+6] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: you got kimchee hands bro
[+6] u/MrIntuition: that close was super sussy. feels trappy with CPI tomorrow
[+6] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: That god damned grifting tyrannosaurus
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: Will koreans buy the dip or will they unleash hell on the markets?
[+6] u/Interesting_Leg8859: I SUPPORT LOCAL KOREAN BUSINESSES 😤
laundromats, dry cleaners, nail salons, massage parlors, korean bbq restaurants
[+6] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: I love how Robinhood AI “summaries” just make up random reasons why a stock went up or down.
[+6] u/puts_every_day: My position went 2k, 0.5k, 20k, 2k. All inside 24h. So much stress for nothing
[+6] u/SteakEater137: FYI numbers came out today that the middle east is producing 11 million barrels per day LESS oil due to the strait being closed, while demand destruction is only about 1 million barrels per day. So that’s obviously a 10 million bpd deficit.
…and yet today oil price fell over 3%, close to a 3 month low. And no, you can’t say it’s because of demand destruction since we have those numbers.
[+6] u/Marshmallowmind2: Wake me up when qqq is - 20% so I can start dcaing into tqqq or qld
[+6] u/AdditionalMany1292: When did we stop saying Fds?
[+6] u/dumbfemboiwhor: Stop using bigoted terminology.
It's not a "loss" - it's tax loss harvesting.
It's not "unrealized gains" - it's suck my balls Warren Buffett
It's not "1dte" - it's a leap.
[+6] u/LadderAdmirable: CPI is going to come in cool and tomorrow we are opening at SPY 760 or above. If CPI was coming in hot, we would have signed the deal and got it overnighted via fedex by now, LMAO.
[+6] u/Sad-Airman: Alexa play Nutshell by Alice in Chains
[+6] u/cantgetthistowork: Fun fact NDX 29000C went from 0.35 to 83 in 10 mins
[+6] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: TODAY looked weird, felt like an ALGO PLANNED TRIGGERED SELL OF **TO CASH ONLY**, **every fucking thing moved the same way, SPY, DOW, OIL, BTC, GOLD, SILVER everything**... the only thing moving INVERSE to EVERYTHING ELSE was the GOOD OLD USD...
it´s been a lot of time since I didn´t see at least oil and gold moving against eachother, or spy and oil, etc., they all have the towards 1pm, which was the final spike of the USD for the day...
anyone has good ideas?
[+6] u/Stmast: SMCI 7B share offering (dilution)
[+6] u/BFox1982: Kathie Griffin is just Carrot Top in drag.
[+6] u/Infinite-Anybody204: I survived the Great Recession of 6/9
[+6] u/ValueOfADollar: I'm desensitized to losing money and I'm actually enjoying this rollercoaster lmao
[+6] u/FutureSage: My calls may be fucked
[+6] u/Front-Manager8911: 🥭 really hates Elon Musk lol
[+6] u/robmafia: retards and smci, i just don't get it. why do retards ALWAYS buy up this pos? it's the shittiest, scammiest company. CONSTANTLY getting caught doing fraud. cooking books. smuggling gpus. and diluting. ffs, their leadership's been arrested by feds and this pos constantly goes up, only for the inevitable next dump.
like today's dilution. again.
but you retards will keep buying this trash and it will inexplicably be at 40-50, FOR NO APPARENT REASON, only to inevitably crash again.
this is apparently going to repeat until this sham company is out of business. i just don't get it. the SECOND time they were caught cooking the books (and with their auditors noping out), that should have been it. it never should have traded above 20 again. but there it is...
will you retards stop buying this pos? it's embarrassing.
[+6] u/Walking72: Now we're back to where we were friday close. So it's like monday and tuesday never happened
[+6] u/Bear_Thesis: Just came back from barbershop, and they're all talking about SpaceX IPO, AI, and what stonks are going to do next.
Do I take this as a sign of the top? Heck no, I jumped in and told them it's already riced in.
[+6] u/EngineerElectrical73: Relax guys. In the last week's we learned that war is good for the markets, while new job openings are bad. Calls it is.
[+6] u/whenyournotdead: Too many bears, ath tomorrow
[+6] u/Trashpanda7193: Tomorow you’ll remember that the war has no impact on the market
[+6] u/PotadoLoveGun: Last time I checked tanks, drones, missiles need chips.
Calls on $MU
[+6] u/yummynothing: already in streets selling my 🍑
[+6] u/HighwayExotic2808: Axios writers should be forced to link their portfolios every time they post
[+6] u/VirgillMastercard: Market starting to look more unstable than our leadership!
[+6] u/Snoo-90587: That was fucking awesome!!!! Let’s do it again
[+6] u/pidaryob: just wish I could make a million and retire my mom who’s battling cancer
any1 with experience starting/working for a charity?
I want to help cancer patients pay for things that they can’t afford
[+6] u/AnAssholesBestFriend: -3.5% up to -1.15 on QQQ today...
bag successfully transfered from wall street to retail! 👜(🤑🤑🤑) 🤝 💰
[+6] u/GiraffeBaron: If mango drops dead, is it bullish or bearish
[+6] u/Ill-Ad1603: ☝🏻This regards about to learn a painful lesson
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: COMPUTAH re-activate bull market protocol, parabolic shrek dongus asap
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Surely the good times will forever roll
[+5] u/surely_not_abot: Never let anyone talk you into MU puts. Not even the voices in your head.
[+5] u/rollinhating: >SpaceX is targeting retail allocation of 30%, a much higher percentage than the typical IPO, which is 5% to 10% for retail investors.
They really wanna use retail as an ATM
[+5] u/NinjaBoi250: Need SPY to plummet afterhours 😅😅🔥🔥
[+5] u/KundaliniVibes: I swear since they changed PDT rule the technical support/resistance levels don’t make sense anymore
[+5] u/Altair82: only pumps AH
fuck this market
[+5] u/A_Credo: Breaking: Yemen's Houthis have launched a ballistic missile at Israel.
[+5] u/Haunting_Ad_6021: I'm glad I gave up and turned to alcohol around 2pm, saving my profits
[+5] u/Mission_Ad_6234: Lost my port again today
[+5] u/AdditionalLife4127: Loaded up on 1050 MU calls, expecting CPI to send us all higher. Huge buying volume last hour
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: Anyone remember the bounce last Thursday then drill Friday? Bounce yesterday, drill and bounce today for drill tomorrow?
[+5] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Companies moving 230B in a day is just the new normal 🙂
[+5] u/Dagdazlin: Note for the day. Never fucking sell. 🙄
[+5] u/JohnsonSmithKlineBS: This V tied to unlimited day trades for regards? I can’t believe the SPY moved from -2.2% down to -0.2% down in two hours.
[+5] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: you know what, it is my own fault today i got greedy and did not take profits when i was 300% up today.
[+5] u/king_of_all_retards: Bers are bols when price is comfy enough for them
# That is a fact
[+5] u/Abe2025: We are going to be in these crazy swings for 3 months
[+5] u/jacked2datitz: They will never let it dump overnight. They will lure every bear into thinking we will go up further and then the floor breaks
[+5] u/GiraffeBaron: Me: been renting for 4 years since divorce, tired of this shit, I have bit of cash, let's save up for a downpayment on a small condo
Also me: all in on black
[+5] u/Meeting_Ok2: I know i wouldn't be down thousands if I bought shares but what's the fun in that
[+5] u/Scary-Bobcat-9444: My stock trading experience after the brain injury was very strange: When I made money, I felt sad, lamenting that my intelligence would never recover, feeling like I was about to die, and thinking that making money was meaningless since I would lose it all soon anyway.
When I lost money, however, I was very calm, thinking that since I couldn't go to medical school anyway, so be it.
[+5] u/Rlookingatmyname: Calls it’s always calls
[+5] u/aftherith: Who remembers that terrible CPI print a few years back that turned into an all day no mercy rip up for no reason except short positioning?
[+5] u/AdjustDeezNutz: Was up like 400% then went - 20% by over trading. Lol
[+5] u/spellbreaker: So from 9:50 to 12:50, QQQ dropped 5%.
Question is, what the hell were the big boys pricing in exactly? US war? And we bounced back ~3% after that because Mango didn't bring out the nukes?
[+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Usa will definitely retaliate tonight (Iranian night )
Otherwise it's end of USA hegemony if third world country like IRAN shot USA heli and USA doesn't do anything in return.
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: 🌮 already saying the helicopter attack was “not a big deal” … load up on calls, we’re headed back to ATHs
[+5] u/Future-Lifeguard8247: bro tweet, we want the pigeon shit
[+5] u/-IQ200: If I did everything right today, I actually would be a multimillionaire. 😩
[+5] u/Visible_Ad_2271: Can AAPL not do the same thing tomorrow ?
[+5] u/A10cc: It's truly amazing how much hype is around Space X. It's valuation is absolutely not justified, but retards are gonna huff that hopium regardless lmao.
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: AAPL please pump to 400 tomorrow and I promise to never trade again 🙏
[+5] u/OptionsRntMe: Feeling small and not jacked, need to plan a trip to Europe so I can feel better about my physique
[+5] u/Objective_Delay_1525: short squeeze soon?
Or sell everything?
[+5] u/pingoo26: Mentioned yesterday unusual options on 3M MMM flagged by Schwab, they printed something crazy today. These were bought before the CEO was announced.
https://optionstrat.com/PxPa7JDzfytj
https://optionstrat.com/n5GxOrJa23gB
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: Shit is fucking fake and gai this is all MMs trying to unload dog shit on us
[+5] u/Slow-Information-847: Are we having peace deal in 2 - 3 days, or are we planning a major assault in coming hours? What is the latest status?
[+5] u/Thin-Distribution255: So, we were given a very hot job market the past couple of years to earn good money, doing nothing and trading at the same time. Now that we are overexposed as fuck, in a cold fucking job market and soon no savings. I call it fucking rigged (angry screaming Pepe meme)
[+5] u/whodowhodo: How the fuck do i buy spacex on friday??
[+5] u/Sandvicheater: What's the point of renewed bombing Iran? We've already bombed all the critical parts so all we're doing is bombing rubble and creating dust. All the while Iranians can hide in caves Al Queada style and blow up our fancy cutting edge planes and ships with cutting edge weapons all provided by China and Russia.
This is a Vietnam era clusterfuck in the making.
[+5] u/cripky: What a day to be in back to back meetings I still don’t know what happened
[+5] u/Fine_Specialists: Lost money today you win some you lose some.
[+5] u/dontslambro: Im done tap me out brother.
[+5] u/seanws30: good bye robincrook, thats the last time you close my options early for a loss
[+5] u/Independent-Egg9086: Is everyone dead today?
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: When you have her bent over and the eye of Sauron is winking at you 🥵
[+5] u/whitehypeman: Nukes could go off and spy would go up 10% if a regard tweets that a peace deal is coming in 2 weeks
[+5] u/According-Rub-4520: 3k to 1k trading SOXL 5x leverage long and short I'm speed running full liquidation
[+5] u/HywayKind: the only thing that makes sense, is that nothing makes sense
[+5] u/red-dusk99: It was me, I bought nvda two hours before its ATH, my bad guys.
[+5] u/TraviiC: Bought SPY 740 calls expiring end of day tomorrow, am i fucked chat?
[+5] u/jda823: Miriam Webster updating the definition of ceasefire as we speak
[+5] u/dingusmingus2222: Phew fuck, sure hope it was worth that Good Faith Violation I took today to get out of that trade after that V...
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: Coming back down tomorrow
[+5] u/jacked2datitz: Whatever direction it will be extreme tomorrow. +4 or -4
[+5] u/Deep_Calls_007: It’s not losing, We never lose. Its “tactical retreat”.
[+5] u/Dense-Serve7651: I am going to keep buying the dips, It's starting phase of any technonlogy, companies didn't had enough data to cut costs. This is an early graph of every new technology. Similarly when computer was introduced in 70s, also when nuclear energy was a big concern to manage cost but now they improving.
Tech revolution only goes in one way it is up. And there's long way to go.
[+5] u/Odd-Block-2998: Fun fact: An Anthropic senior SWE (not even researcher) who joined 2 years ago with $2M RSUs (or options?) already amass total TC \~$130M or more over 4 years with the latest funding round. Confirmed from first-handed information.
Wtf am I doing in comparison? Keep on losing money trading options.
[+5] u/Haikoe: Up/down circuit breakers on kospi rest of the week.
I’d be surprised if they get more than 4 hours of trading in the rest of the week.
[+5] u/Ble_h: We’re going to war with Iran again and we’re barely red
[+5] u/A_Credo: Bye bye market. Looks like US/Israel is bombing Iran.
Let's see if Iran retaliates.
[+5] u/kaapooj: Supermicro Announces Proposed $7.0 Billion of Equity and Equity-linked Financing Transactions To Fund AI Orders
>Concurrent underwritten offerings: $5.0 billion underwritten public offerings, consisting of: (1) approximately $1.25 billion of common stock (the “common stock offering”) and (2) approximately $3.75 billion of depositary shares (the “depositary share offering”);
> At-the-market offering: up to $2.0 billion at-the-market, or ATM, offering program for common stock, expected to begin no earlier than the third quarter of 2026 (the “ATM program”).
https://ir.supermicro.com/news/news-details/2026/Supermicro-Announces-Proposed-7-0-Billion-of-Equity-and-Equity-linked-Financing-Transactions-To-Fund-AI-Orders/default.aspx
[+5] u/Few_Entertainer_5523: US attacked Iran 30 mins ago fml
[+5] u/Mavnas: Hold onto my bags for dear life and hope that at some point in the next week or two I have a chance to offload them.
[+5] u/dash_trash4255: Yo what kind of ceasefire is this anyway?
[+5] u/cripky: What changed apart from bombs falling on Iran though, strait was closed af this whole time
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: You know it is a bubble but you still buy into it.
[+5] u/Buddha_is_my_homeboy: We haven’t seen these levels since two hours ago!
[+5] u/neaturee: No actual war is happening. We’ve been at war for a couple months now. Everyone fuking relax. Relief rally incoming. Calls
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Wars back off the menu boys
[+5] u/Shoddy-Memory-8125: Does Ellen Musk have a penis? That’s the real question. If he does, can he see it?
[+5] u/vermilli21: Who is still buying SMCI? That company just screams scam every time.
[+5] u/derprondo: Broseph I'm not paying $900 for a switch 2 and controllers to play Mario Kart and the Ocarina remake.
[+5] u/Chokeslam2Hell: Bit concerned that Koreans are going to wake up, see what happened to MU today, and then out of fear, send that shit to hell
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: Tonight bears feast on bull peener
[+5] u/LadderAdmirable: That was a giant nothing burger. We are still on for 760 open tomorrow.
[+5] u/Brilliant_Object_847: Explain to me how you have “air superiority” yet your helicopters get shot down?
[+5] u/plxyboyy: Are y’all ready for tomorrow’s ass whooping?
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: My farts have a beautiful sulphur like aroma that lasts minutes
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: No chance I could bet on what direction bitcoin goes on the 15 min, but I sure as shit know MSFT closes red tomorrow
[+5] u/wattap: MANGO: "RESPONSE TO IRAN IS VERY STRONG AND POWERFUL"
[+5] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: Oil down 17% on the 1m chart but nothing has changed in the strait lmao
[+5] u/mneymaker: Bears I am sorry to tell you but this is not an escalation
This is exactly the narrative that Trump wanted to call for a victory before the deal. And Iran knows it and will accept it, before now they want billions, unfrozen assets and country reconstruction
SPY 800 eom ez
[+5] u/Molten-Helldiver: Port was down 35k at the lowest…swung back to almost 0 wtf is this today
[+5] u/Jagged_Tide: I’d just like to know what the odds are NVDA goes up 10% tonight/tomorrow
[+5] u/freehouse_throwaway: volatility tho, amirite?
[+5] u/Odd_Marionberry_3243: If we can have a ground hog day tomorrow and have this exact day again, so this time I will actually know the right moves to make. Thanks.
[+5] u/Samjabr: CPI tomorrow might be wild
[+5] u/isP1tchhere: Aaaaaand my account is gone. Thanks América
[+5] u/TickTockTaudit: Tomorrow, the big funs will plump the marker. Fucking CAP
[+5] u/stuntondeezh0es: SMCI, the company that said they won’t be changing any of their shady accounting, and whose execs were arrested, has just announced a $7B equity dilution. COPYING THE GOOGLE PLAYBOOK. Bols: this is somehow still bullish, let me tell you why
[+5] u/Green_Conclusion5792: All this because a woman decided to bite a fruit
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: I thought the war was already won? LMAO what a 🤡
[+5] u/NonBalisticSniper: This month's just about to become March 2.0.
[+22] u/Upstairs_System_6257: JUST IN: President Trump says he believes an Iran deal is 'still close' despite retaliatory strikes following downed US helicopter.
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP 😭😭😭
[+22] u/Ok_Winner9825: BREAKING: Iran told it has 3 more days to make a deal. If no deal is reached at that time, it will be forced to make a deal within 3 weeks.
[+16] u/kingoftheoneliners: “Unjustified Iranian aggression “… the equivalent of molesting a bunch of young girls and then suing them because they dared to do something about it
[+16] u/Nice-Truck8806: cut the fucking rates you crazy bastards
[+16] u/YTLupo: THE STOCK MARKET IS VERY BEAUTIFUL. MANY SMART, VERY HANDSOME TRADERS ARE MAKING THE LINE GO UP. WE ARE OPERATING AT LEVELS NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE. THERE WILL BE DAYS OF PAIN. THERE WILL BE DAYS OF GAIN. MAYBE BOTH AT THE SAME TIME. (*VERY AMERICAN*)
I HAVE RECOMMENDED THAT THE CEO OF SPY (GOOD FRIEND) RELEASE EARNINGS IMMEDIATELY.
THE CPI PRINT IS A HOAX. TOTAL HOAX. IT WAS CREATED BY FAKE QUANTS WHO BY THE WAY ARE NO LONGER *WITH US.* A VERY SAD SITUATION!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
[+15] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: I am gonna need a $30k cash injection asap
[+15] u/Knarre30: Cant wait for the 5% pump after we end the attacks that we started today
[+12] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) forces have begun launching self-defense strikes against Iran"
Looks like CPI tomorrow is really bad....guh!
[+12] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: Active strikes and oil is down. 🤡🌎
[+11] u/AdventurousFinish681: https://preview.redd.it/bzy3syr1vb6h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ed5ddd27e666b49229683721e62eee3ea6f8df4
lookin at my port rn
[+11] u/Think-Platform3483: Oil is going to MOON lmfao
[+11] u/looool_k_libtard: CPI gonna come in at 19% tomorrow and every index will hit ATH because cost of living doesn’t matter all that matters is increasing shareholder value
[+11] u/tiny_toof: y'all im down 10k on the nasa etf. an ETF!!! this is so embarrassing
[+10] u/OnceALoser: Since everyone knows that CPI is going to be high, the market will end green as it’s already priced in. The market closed way off the lows of the day.
[+10] u/netflix-ceo: Iran preparing for retaliatory strikes
[+10] u/Briack89: **Buy space stocks ahead of the SpaceX IPO,’ they said. ‘It’s a guaranteed catalyst,’ they said!**
[+10] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: You ever notice how they “shoot missiles” but we “launch strikes”?
[+9] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: Did SMCI shoot down that helicopter????
[+9] u/SuperSwissy: I’m starting my new tech company called Macrohard
[+9] u/Successful-End7689: I hate being a conspiracy theorist, but I genuinely feel like they’ll cook the books on CPI tomorrow so the runway stays clear for the SpaceX IPO.
It’s just hard to believe we’d get ethered into the ground on IPO week although the belt to ass is definitely coming soon
[+9] u/Treverer: If that’s a ceasefire, my wife isn’t cheating
[+9] u/razor164: These little (huge) panic dumps and Vs intraday just read like everyone has 1 hand on the last musical chair. First sign of dump and everyone dumps, first reveal everyone piles the fuck back in
[+9] u/JafarFromAfar2: Get ready for the “We are now even! Iran is very scared and wants to make a deal, badly! No more strikes!” truth social post
[+9] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Today truly was fucking wild.
[+9] u/Legendary-Lemon: \> *Iran’s Revolutionary Guard says it will soon deliver ‘heavy response’*
*💀*
[+9] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Fuck it just send MSFT to 350 and put me out of my misery
[+9] u/Academic_Banana_5659: Man I've been absolutely fucking railed this week.
May be my worst week ever
[+9] u/J_da_CPA: 🥭’s Let’s Go Brandon moment at the Knicks game lmao
[+8] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: launched in response to "unjustified iranian aggression" LMAO😂
[+8] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: Market opens red tomorrow, taco "deal nxt few days"
[+8] u/Spiritual-Figure358: cup noodles is back on the menu
[+8] u/Icommandyou: So just yesterday 🥭 told both Israel and Iran to not escalate but today we are like it’s bomb time
[+8] u/llasar17: release the sharks with frickin laser beams
[+8] u/i_empathetic: Don't worry gang, fake CPI tomorrow
[+8] u/upvz: bro i'm not greedy like elon, I just need 100M
[+8] u/Swiftnice: Does 🥭 not realize he posted an article about the trade deficit widening the most in 34 years? lol that's the opposite of what he claimed he would do.
[+8] u/LasyKuuga: I see you fuckers have become experts in geopolitics again huh
[+8] u/GuyFaulks77: A $24 range on spy ending flat is hilarious
[+8] u/SeaofSounds: Just put the brent in the barrel......
[+8] u/WarmCan3034: Greedy bulls. Being up 15% in like 1 month wasn’t good enough for you?
[+8] u/Coley44: Retaliatory US strikes and VIX is at $18? Fucking lol
[+8] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Funny thing is entire market was dumping yesterday until 🥭 announced new strikes, then it bounced back up 😂
[+8] u/fartpooppee420: I've started sportsbetting and I'm not gonna lie I can see how mf'ers can get addicted to this. There's no chance I get addicted, but i find myself thinking about betting all day while i'm at work and I've even started dreaming about placing bets lmao. I can't wait to get home to turn on a game to bet. Honestly, sports aren't even fun anymore if I haven't bet on it.
[+8] u/Fantastic_Pirate3948: At this point, I’m convinced the circuit breaker is a myth, perpetuated by bols to keep us buying puts at elevated prices.
[+8] u/kinkyhentai69: Imagine being a boomer, having the opportunity to buy when the dow was at 1k and houses were like 5k yet still managing to be broke today...
[+8] u/Part_time_ogre: This is theatre! Helicopter shot down. No one hurt. Powerful but proportional response. Iran has to come to the table now! Deal is struck! Iran gets 300 billion. World Cup happens so the news cycle moves on from this disaster.
[+8] u/Nailz92: I hope Iran wins the World Cup…
[+8] u/thelundyy: Green tomorrow per usual. Yawn
[+8] u/FrostySoftPressure: Call me Liquidity, Mr. Exit Liquidity
[+7] u/MadeThatCash: Oil back up ladies and gentlemen
https://preview.redd.it/um1idqp7ub6h1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e6709e145dc7cf155eb5fc85c728f09aa94767f
[+7] u/upvz: self-defense but you are on someone else's land, 5000 miles away from home, and they have no weapons that can reach your borders. "self-defense"
[+7] u/Scarfaceb1tch: There goes USO mooning. Only grabbed a few calls for eow though because they manipulate the shit out of this so wouldn’t be surprised if it still drops low tomorrow
[+7] u/Mitch_Cumstein-: It feels like we’re at the part of the story where the grifter’s schemes fall apart and he splits with all the town’s money.
[+7] u/upvz: korea please be calm. trade beyond a 1 hour horizon.
[+7] u/dbgtboi: Going over to the neighbors house to inflict some self defense after they mowed their lawn at 7am and woke me up
[+7] u/McClintockC: Looks like there needs to be more violence to achieve peace 🤌😮💨
[+7] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: This isn’t an actual attack it’s theater. 🥭 already decided he’s going to cave in and give them everything but he’s got to act like he made the choice and it’s on his terms etc.
[+7] u/trumpdiego: upon reflection ber month and pride month falling on the same month, genuinely makes sense and is quite obvious in hindsight
[+7] u/JafarFromAfar2: It’s honestly impressive how Bessent/🥭 have completely neutered the oil market. We are further from a deal than we were a month ago, and yet crude is $15 lower.
[+7] u/MrForever_Alone69: US is going straight for that Hormussy😮💨
[+6] u/mayorolivia: Fuckin bears licking their bearish lips right now
[+6] u/Maximum-Cash7103: Damn. Getting fucked so hard
[+6] u/Firm_Variation6452: My port is down 26% the past week. Is that bad?
[+6] u/Legendary-Lemon: Deal is few hours away. Just some fine tuning needed. In the meantime we can bomb in a friendly way
[+6] u/noaholic: Stagflation with war, nice
[+6] u/scooterhomeimprover: Accidentally shooting down a helicopter on a one way drone is more laughable than the cooked CPI numbers tomorrow
[+6] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: So many bears. We’re gonna hit SPY $1000 before any “collapse” and when we do that drop will only take us to like SPY 700 so it’s basically a risk free gamble
[+6] u/NewAccount428412: Servicenow needs to be taken out back and put down like a dog
[+6] u/processed-cheese-: Haven't touched options for a couple of months because I'm a degenerate gambler and can only be trusted with index funds.
Decided to make my glorious return yesterday with $200. Lost half by today, and then I was down to $50 just before 1pm.
Now up at $1600. Looney tunes ass market. $100k or $0 tomorrow
[+6] u/Killersax: Real question is how the fuck does a slow ass drone take down an apache helicopter...
[+6] u/SilverVikingTT: Explosions reported in Iran’s Hormozgan province by Iranian media
Iran’s Fars news agency is reporting several explosions being heard in eastern areas of Hormozgan province, including in Kuhestak, Sirik and Minab.
Sources also reported air defence activity in some parts of the province, it added.
Earlier, CENTCOM said its “forces began launching self-defense strikes against Iran”.
[+6] u/Due-Dirt-8428: I’m never going to be able to travel to Tehran am I
[+6] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: Gonna be comical when all oil ceases to exist and WTI will be $85
[+6] u/Cav829: No, seriously, is anyone actually left on this planet who believes a deal is coming?
[+6] u/Got_Engineers: That was one of the most insane days of price action I’ve ever seen
[+6] u/xlmtothemoon: korea have mercy on our souls
[+6] u/Ostermousee: How is oil not pumping
[+6] u/Major-Designer-5302: I identify as an Apache attack helicopter my pronouns are FALSE/FLAG 🤣🤣🤣😂
[+6] u/LasyKuuga: Im somehow poorer then when I was unemployed. Couldnt have done it without yall chat
[+6] u/Significant_Speed854: Oil got shorted ASAP after futures reopened
[+6] u/sayemsosa: Oil just eating stop losses just like usual, get ready for it to moon once it’s done
[+6] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Shahed drones spotted over iraq, en route to kuwait. I guess only way oil goes up is if oil infra gets hit.
[+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: I’ll follow Cramer into a trade(with a delay) before I do anything a fucking bank or seekingalpha says is a good idea.
[+6] u/FeverTreeCloud: Working overtime at the dumpster 😩
[+6] u/KYEEZY98: I've gone ultimate boomer, I went from trading options, to sports betting, to now playing the lottery. At least with the lottery I control my loss to $5 a day.
[+6] u/FluffyLoveBall: I work until midnight so I’m not going to be up at 8:30 but setting an alarm for 9:28 so I can see live how hard my puts will print in the morning before I go back to sleep for another hour
[+6] u/solidsneeze: real possibility Iran has some epstein files
[+6] u/greyenlightenment: these stupid huge IPOs ruined bull market
[+6] u/Valued_Customer_Son: Want to rip my eyes out ngl
[+6] u/Ben_f157: BREAKING: 🥭 and Jensen Move to Taiwan and start a family while leaving the US devalued post SPCX Rugpull!
[+6] u/PlaysWthSquirrels: Groceries.....what a beautiful word, it's an old word, it's lots of different things together in a bag.
[+5] u/EnginrA: I lost so much today
[+5] u/Sledgahammer: WSB updated daily ticker was the top
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: Found 3 days on qqq that looked like today in last 27 years and the next days were -3%, -3%, and -6%
[+5] u/upvz: I was feeling good when I sold my puts for +20K in the morning, until they turned into +200K 1 hour later. these paper hands
[+5] u/patelchief90: ofcourse only time i buy smci calls
[+5] u/Domefieldadvantage: my account is cooked
[+5] u/ElkQuiet1541: 🥭said shooting down the apache heli was no big deal... went long and now he attacks Iran overnight? ffs this is untradable
[+5] u/NewJuan01: They must have used a rock and slingshot against the apache. They have no planes, no boats, no military, no leaders and they hold no cards. Still got an Apache though
[+5] u/DimondJazzHands: Yall should buy Dell. I just sold mine today.
[+5] u/Stack_Johnson: Don’t let the news sway your read on the markets. Turn that shit completely off and your profits will soar
[+5] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: This is gonna be another nothing attack where Trump announced it beforehand and then they fire some rockets into some farmer’s field, maybe kill a few sheep.
[+5] u/Liquidsnake959: I think SpaceX will pump to $500 on Friday.
[+5] u/drakilian: It's called Microsoft because that's the permanent state of your dick after holding it for a few months
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: i'm gonna call up my broker and explain these calls were purchased in self defense and as such should not count against my portfolio
[+5] u/TheGoodBunny: Got a recommendation from someone who is very much not an investor on how to buy SpaceX stock because it is going to be huge, and how a brokerage account works.
Does this mean I should stay away since this is the shoeshine boy giving stock advice, or pile in?
[+5] u/BlitzComet95: AVGO 360 and SPY 720 tomorrow. Can’t wait
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: He has said the the war will be over within days at least 37 times before
[https://bsky.app/profile/donmoyn.bsky.social/post/3mnv5s5cmm22y](https://bsky.app/profile/donmoyn.bsky.social/post/3mnv5s5cmm22y)
[+5] u/upvz: they need to check the direction of the drone that hit the apache, did it come from iran or israel
[+5] u/woozwoz11: I thought I was being smart buying the dip
[+5] u/fabledsoe: Hopefully a 2-3% red rocket tomorrow.
[+5] u/uncsucks: Iranian FM Araghchi: get out of our region if you want to be safe
Peace talks going well!
[+5] u/lSazedl: Classic attack after hours. Donnie loves the market and the market loves donnie
[+5] u/yoursupportivedad: Oil is going back to 100 for one last baby oil party
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Spy 700 by 4th of July would drive 🥭 nuts
[+5] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: And spcx still finna open at like $225+
[+5] u/Appropriate_Cat7722: The strikes are a distraction from the cpi data
[+5] u/Over-Celebration-168: Everybody who survived congrats and proceed to the next level tomorrow.💪💪
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: SPY cratered and sank my stocks, then recovered and left me in the dust
What the
[+5] u/xyrian328: Ready for my rug and rug tomorrow
[+5] u/Efficient_Pomelo_583: All i see are bear traps
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Well today was fun. 🤩 both bulls and bears eat!!
[+5] u/qrqrafafzvzv: 3 months from now, I'm going to have $$$.
[+5] u/United-Hearing-8286: Trump admin takes 450 million dollar stake in Cracker Barrel!!!!!!!
[+5] u/horseisahorse: I desperately tried to find a streamer who could assess the situation earlier in the day and they unsurprisingly just kind of guess without explanation, hedge their language like crazy, then take credit for big moves after they happen
[+5] u/LumpyShock9656: Crazy intra day reversal
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Need a correction for spy to 700 to buy groceries. Help a bear out
[+15] u/No-Relationship8261: Axios: US uses ballistic missiles to deliver urgent ceasefire paperwork. Deal is imminent
[+14] u/Hungry_Can_2164: I'll say it. Isra el shut down the US helicopter.
[+13] u/wildcat1055: The waitress at Waffle House told me to buy into the Space X IPO.
[+12] u/abroadbroadband: Sorry babe, too busy trading my money for less money through a series of compounding poor decisions 💪😎
[+12] u/slothropdroptop: Why they bomb afterhours like cmon bro u always rug us afterhours just be chill and make a deal no one really cares anymore if iran has nuke dust buried under a mountain ur ruining the semi pump
[+12] u/abroadbroadband: Rule number one, don't get emotional about your trades
Rule number two, how could these companies do this to me??? I don't understand, why me?? Are you serious right now
[+11] u/Thin-Mine-6816: Final boarding call for the Overnight Risk Express. Tomorrow’s destination will be revealed to passengers upon arrival.
[+10] u/guzzledglizzy: I’m broke af as fuck
[+9] u/ChampagnePapi-: another sell off tomorrow and bad numbers
i'm gonna be sick
[+9] u/ChampagnePapi-: # i'm gonna PUKE dude
[+9] u/ZeroSumTruths: Us bombing resumes to distract from CPI report - Axios
[+9] u/Frumpy_little_noodle: My moves tomorrow? I dunno, maybe lose some money, probably cry a bit, I'll play it by ear.
[+9] u/That-Account6064: Tesla is 23 years old and total profit 45b since inception. They are giving 56b to Elon Musk as a reward. Plus all the stock growth because of the 400 p/e
[+9] u/I_am_Nerman: US strikes have now hit two drinking water tanks in Sirik, southern Iran, cutting off all drinking water in the district, per IRIB.
Iran has warned 2 hours ago it will immediately place all regional Gulf energy infrastructure under continuous missile fire, and with this US attack, water desalination infrastructure which the Gulf depends on for over 90%, would specifically become major targets.
[+9] u/PompeiiSketches: second round of "defensive" strikes lmao
[+9] u/RJ5R: *"This ship can't sink"*
She's made of calls sir, I assure you she can. And she will.
[+8] u/SigTauDan: The most consistent top signal seems to always be when people start peddling NOK and BB on here, every single time
[+8] u/Left_Mood_6900: Buy puts at the bottom and calls at the top
[+8] u/igotthis_man: So is MSFT ever gonna be green again?
[+8] u/EagleNoahg: I’m gonna tell you how this works. You’re gonna buy FD’s with 25% of your port until you either hit 1M or go to Zero. Your company is never gonna pay you this much. May you choose the right options orders at the right time.
[+8] u/_hopkins: AVGO should consider POS as its new ticker
[+8] u/RealWooWhee: Straight Up for 2 months all gone in 1 week?
[+7] u/AlCapitaan: This time it's over for real no coming back RIP
[+7] u/boglemydingleregard: $4.82 from second wave of Facebook class action settlement hit my account. Green day. 🥂
[+7] u/Either_Way2133: Is this ipo the most marketed thing ever or do I need to touch grass?
[+7] u/EntrepreneurOld7858: Reminder that 90% of the comments you see on the front page are from bots.
And another 5% are people that post GPT drafted stories into subs like girldinnerdiaries.
[+7] u/E39_CBX: Tomorrow is going to be a face ripping recover
[+7] u/Pale-Silver-8178: To be fair we pumped like a re\*tard so i cant be greedy, let's let the bers eat aswell.
[+7] u/BiggieMoe01: All the bears posting their shit right now were real quiet when they asses was getting wrecked when the index was doing +3% every day
[+7] u/Bravadette: I tried giving up correcting people for a year and even pretended to be stupid at work but neither works; it's all pain. I even tried suggesting shit or just listening and it all hurts. Please kill me
[+7] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: BREAKING 🔴
U.S. has launched a second wave of attacks on Iran, official tells N12
[+7] u/No-Can-80085: I found a way to lose money on puts today.
[+7] u/PuzzledLeader8941: I was up 400%, now down 20%
[+7] u/nadoterisback: -1% by midnight
-2% by open
circuit break by noon
🦉
[+16] u/JoeyFreshagua: last time the US bombed Iran the QQQ did 33% in 2 months, calls!
[+14] u/Short-Dependent7676: BREAKING: Iran says US struck two water reservoirs, disrupting its drinking water supply.
Uhh yeah for something as essential as water, they’re gonna be not so happy about that one
[+11] u/OftenOlives: Oil is so manipulated when it bursts it is going to be legendary.
[+11] u/Xom0: i think we're due for a +4% day tomorrow
[+10] u/No-Sympathy-686: Axios: BREAKING Cracker barrel joining Nasdaq
[+10] u/Academic-Chemistry33: TO ALL THE MARKET MAKERS IN THE BACK
im holding spy puts overnight
[+10] u/ecstaticindian: i paid $25 for a ramen i usually pay $24 for. the cpi better fucking reflect that
[+10] u/Minimum-Opposite-843: CPI is going to come out not as bad as expected and we’re going to pump tomorrow just watch
[+10] u/FoundationRegular661: 137 trades to be -$200 lol
[+9] u/Dakhnas: Please Koreans, save us!
[+9] u/skymagic: This is where BofA analysts hang out after work 🤣
[+9] u/Individual_Error_428: Tomorrow CPI prints hot, SPY dumps 1% on the 8:31 candle, every put holder screenshots their gains instead of selling, and by 10:13 we're green because inflation concerns were already priced in. The number doesn't matter. The number has never mattered. The market knew the number in March, dumped last week, fried the call holders, and is now sitting at 8:30am waiting specifically for you. Hot print, we rip, priced in. Cool print, we rip, soft landing. Inline print, we rip, certainty. There is no number on Earth that makes your puts pay. The second you bought them the bottom was in. You are the indicator. You have always been the indicator. Green tomorrow LMFAOOOOOO
[+8] u/GamblingMikkee: They absolutely murdered gold and silver.
I am a bagholder bagholder bagholder
[+8] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Attention all brokerages: Delete your “Sell” Buttons for tomorrow plez
[+8] u/HyperSensitive-Mods: # 🥭— the CPI & Retaliation Strikes are “Priced In” ….. thank you for your Attention. 🌮 🌯 🌮
[+8] u/Revolutionary-Owl766: Man today was fucking crazy
[+8] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Just checked my portfolio for the first time in a while. I'm down -$140k in the past 8 trading sessions.😞
[+8] u/alitariqis: God help us tomorrow ...
[+7] u/unanymous2288: Who’s ready for one more push higher then blow off top
[+7] u/natebro142: Yeahh I think I bought the top
[+7] u/BearlyBearishBear: Bulls think we're on the brink of a deal with Iran 🤭
[+7] u/_Fibbles_: Praying to Korean Jesus for a righteous and godly pump
[+7] u/Individual_Error_428: You guys expect the market to be ‘rational’ and mega dump off renewed war and bad CPI numbers. Here’s an idea: the market knew the strikes were coming and the CPI numbers would be bad, and it already dumped. Call holders got fried and now everyone holding puts in anticipation for tomorrow gets fried. Learn how to outsmart the MM’s. Green tomorrow.
[+7] u/Commercial_Ease8053: War, war never changes.
[+7] u/churnAmex: Please help. I have lost everything in my life
[+7] u/LongroddMcHugendong: On the one hand, I went cash gang Friday and didn’t get hammerfucked today. On the other hand, this game is only fun when you’re playing
[+7] u/magneticpasta9: How far r we from being able to buy puts/calls on other people ports
[+7] u/sad-Fan1010: I’m just buying the dips tbh, I’m expecting most stocks to start pretty red tomorrow morning and finish neutral.
[+7] u/WasteKoala473: Buy red salsa sell green salsa
[+6] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: A plan to make a plan to make a deal is in the works to end this war of self defense
[+6] u/oilman99999: Anyone got a good trade??? Need a quick 1k to 1M
[+6] u/curling_rocks: Deal soon? Deal soon
[+6] u/ballzstreetwets: Watch futures go through the roof at 8 o'clock
[+6] u/jmc774: Upvote if you're fullporting SPCX on friday
[+6] u/MagJack: IRAs and 401ks feel like such BS cause I am 45 and technically a millionaire but most of it is locked up for another 14 years without ridiculous taxes and penalties, i could maybe go 4-5 years without working and then I would be screwed.
[+6] u/jerome-yellen: What is that, a strike for ants??
[+6] u/youngmacho: as always, all moves are meaningless until tomorrow 8:30AM EST
[+6] u/leakybiscuit: SPY stock split is inevitable
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: I CAN'T WAIT FOR MSFT TO SLIP ANOTHER 5-10 DOLLARS TOMORROW OMG 😍 YES MSFT FUK MY ANOOS
[+5] u/GoingDownUnderInSEA: What's Pam Bondi saying? Is the DOW still up?
[+5] u/LordDarthRasta: Hot CPI tomorrow, spy down to 718
[+5] u/CalebVanPoneisen: From today’s chart I can conclude that bers wake up early, go to Wendy’s around noon, which is when bulls wake up and buy more stonks.
Fascinating.
[+12] u/Atti_: war ends 9:29 tomorrow
[+12] u/9tacos: Orange jackass taking us all straight to hell 😒
[+12] u/Worried_Quarter469: New attacks restart the two week clock
[+12] u/Zfreezy: I've seen enough. Calls at open.
[+12] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Msft should change its name to widow maker
[+11] u/ab2active: SPY CALLS IM TELLING YALL
[+11] u/Any_Influence_8305: Worst taco Tuesday ever
[+11] u/DogNamedFloppy: People capable of feeling shame don’t become trillionaires.
[+10] u/SubTrader98: Imagine being poor AND fat AND dumb AND Canadian lol
[+10] u/irathersleepalone: today is the reason why we will never have 24/7 trading
[+9] u/Gom_KBull: I was mocked for saying (back in March) that this conflict will last at least until September.
# Well retards, we're halfway there.
[+9] u/OffTheRecord4872: There’s so much fear in here right now. Means only one thing: Calls.
[+9] u/AdCritical5383: 2026 is def going to see a market top and decline.
Despite what my wife’s boyfriend says, just because I suck cocks behind Wendy’s for cash, or the fact that I lost $75k betting against TSLA…doesn’t mean I’m wrong. 😤
[+9] u/whoami_to_judge: With the missiles flying around, market will still go “haha boys will be boys” lol
[+9] u/DesignerSea494: I address my primary care physician as, “Doctor,” (or “Doc” if we are on familiar terms) instead of by their name. It’s like the one military holdover in my civilian social interactions.
Am I a boomer for doing that?
[+9] u/doinganevildeedblues: I actually cant handle another red day
[+9] u/RevolutionaryPhoto24: Welp. Blanket touched the floor going into the dryer so now I have to wash everything again. Going to have some barley and veg and finally finish Fallout. See you regards pre-market.
[+9] u/TreGet234: Cpi will come it at 0% and spy will pump to 800.
[+9] u/TipEmpty8429: Amazing how the market just needs a week to undo a month
[+9] u/MrDinglehut: This place in not 4chan finds a bloomberg terminal it's Jackass with stocks.
[+8] u/raid_z0: Putting my entire check from Wendy’s on 0dte spy puts tomorrow
[+8] u/TheIncredibleHodl: Was today one of the most volatile of the past few years? Indexes swung 4%-5% intraday
[+8] u/civillyRange: Got Gordon Ramsey cooking the CPI right now
[+8] u/MordorBlues: The music stopped and you all still dancin
[+8] u/RampantPrototyping: It used to be called the Straight of Muz until your mom went there
[+8] u/OK_Computer10101: Elon wants to mine asteroids for ketamine
[+8] u/HoustonHous: I don't think that you'll need to worry about it
[+7] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: I am down 95% all time, but up 300% this week.
[+7] u/_Netgirth: Meditating on the impermanence of things, like my retirement savings
[+7] u/isolated-cat: remember when gold was at 5400 and banks said the PT end of year was 6000.
[+7] u/bulrfuc: # Sleep tight tonight Buls, LARGE, PAINFUL DILDOS in store for you tomorrow 🩸🩸🩸
[+7] u/WombatShwambat: Being banned from all the Tesler subreddits is no fun. Can’t make fun of nerds posting videos of their cars driving at random objects and being like “WHY WOULD FSD DO THIS?”
[+7] u/W0lv3rIn321: Bers rlly thinking huh
[+7] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: drunk off Four Roses bourbon
time for a Zyn
[+7] u/Ok-Thought-9960: it so crazy how there is only 1 news article i can find that is recent that talks about oil pricing. Every oil reserve going down to historic levels and dropping in price is super strange? rigggght?
[+7] u/violet_evergarden8: What do I do
https://preview.redd.it/utltys0uyc6h1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5974c59b1b8ca1c618dfd088ad823e080bd44556
[+7] u/Beneficial_Ad9547: We’re either opening up or down 3% tmr with cpi
[+7] u/Competitive_Ride: War is so not cool tbh
[+7] u/King_Credit: I was up 200 bucks. Got dumb. Then down 1900. Got smart. Traded back up to + 7 bucks. Felt super cute. Ended the day down 150 🤣
[+7] u/Kooky_Resource6348: Bear market..? I guess you passed your test, welcome regard.
[+6] u/OnlyBols: all of you will perish tomorrow
[+6] u/PopularCut4124: Bad inflation report will destroy this weak market
[+6] u/NoPaleontologist2721: Honestly none of this shit makes sense
[+6] u/sinag19: Yeah a “1dte” is a “leap”…. a “leap of faith” lol
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: Claude Fable on max after reviewing two scientific papers on orbital datacenters, two papers on near term expected LLM breakthroughs, factoring in multiple orders of magnitude savings cycles due to breakthroughs in materials science, estimates the build out and deployment cost of 100,000 units to be between 5 and 20 Trillion.
Space bros are fucking retarded LMAO 🤌.
[+6] u/Tay_Tay86: I do wonder how the pdt rule change is influencing the market. You don't get forced to hold anything.
Will the market naturally have higher volatility now because of no more pdt?
Seems possible
[+6] u/iamjt: Looks like it's a wmwmwmwmw market.
[+6] u/housemouse431: theyre gonna torture bulls one last time
[+6] u/TheIncredibleHodl: Honestly tired of Iran and their little drones.
[+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: I’d fuck with PLTR again
[+6] u/chuastan: Some dudes here insisted that Friday has nothing to do with war. Then what was today? I’m sure if peace deal is signed market will be up 4 percent no questions asked and cpi would be disregarded
[+6] u/Gandalfthebran: Nerds still reporting the Iran news here like a Reddit reporter 🤓Iran stuff stopped mattering two months ago.
[+6] u/tgff333: You can't convince me that these wild swings are cause of the release of poor regards no longer pdt rule
[+6] u/YoDooley: Hmmm so stocks do go down
[+6] u/WombatShwambat: Robinhood AI Digests tomorrow will be like “Middle eastern tensions ease as US launches strikes in response to downed Apache helicopter”
[+6] u/Apprehensive-Art4702: Diet coke is for fatties.
[+6] u/MordorBlues: Sell good news. Buy bad news. Hedge with pokemon cards. EZ
[+6] u/Informal_Number_: https://preview.redd.it/uyp9xxn50c6h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45f210c3b10fe512834b33d3502ae9d9e2a1a003
[+6] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: I just shit in the bath, puts
[+6] u/SlickyTrader: Dump when CPI is released an hour before open, BLOOD RED and fade to green by close
[+6] u/scotpunkcat: Giant money fire until SpaceX.
[+6] u/Odd_Supermarket_6138: To be poorer tomorrow than I am today. It’s always the plan
[+6] u/drankleanonce: yall r complaining about the drama but you couldn’t make money without this volatility. PLAY THE FOCKIN GAME MATE
[+6] u/Star_Lord924: Cmon Koreans. Just $22ish more to get MRVL to green. You got this
[+6] u/TechniCruller: Vietnam? Iraq? Afghanistan?
[+5] u/flaming_pope: Someone in the pentagon ordered it
[+5] u/Stonkgeniuz: Calls for tomorrow. Pray for me
[+5] u/Competitive_Ride: Time to stress eat cookies and cry
[+5] u/unikuenobody: The great Edwin Starr proposed to the question: "War! What is it good for?" That it is: "Absolutely nothing." Apparently, Edwin had no puts.
[+5] u/tacobliss: I don’t have a crystal ball, but I do have a palantir hehehoho
[+5] u/DufflebagJoe: kinda getting tired of these morning rug pulls
[+5] u/No-Bid-8437: I literally just started investing n the bear market is already happening . I was born to stay poor amen
[+5] u/drankleanonce: tell me why i can’t do pay later when buying stocks if i can finance a chipotle burrito which is cheaper mmm
[+5] u/NerdSlamPo: in a normal market LLY would be crushing. another big FDA approval tonight. thats 3 days in a row of blockbuster news that doesnt mean a thing in a market so nonsensical
[+5] u/Straight_Ad_87: Just gonna yolo SPY 750 calls and 690 puts at open. I’m either retarded or a genius. Or both.
[+5] u/Dawnchaffinch: We are witnessing what happens when PDT rule gets dropped
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: In order to make money, someone has to get stuck with the bag
[+5] u/flaming_pope: No jk, calls guys.
I just saw the FM of Iran post, he’s downplaying the incident. These are the same guys trying to claim responsibility in the past for things they didn’t do. Now they’re actively saying it’s an accident.
Peace deal is truly close if Iran is now working towards the peace. Only wild card now is Neti being an arse and sabotaging it.
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: I bought puts y’all so that means it will be a $750 rip day. Prepping for the fry bag.
[+5] u/DDGib: I wonder if turning Iran into glass is bullish for MRVL?
[+5] u/DrSenorChuckles: Casey’s these nuts son
[+5] u/Background-Nothing71: I am trying so hard to resist my basest regard instincts. I sold everything last Wednesday. Bought puts Thursday. Sold poots Friday. Keep buying the dip and breaking even.
I got sit this shit out to see which way it’s gonna go.
[+5] u/Saeonic: I like how USO Stock Price teleports on the daily.
[+5] u/Shoddy_Ad897: I appreciate you guys still ignoring unh
[+5] u/BermudopeHighangle: Psychedelics just cured a woman’s Alzheimer’s but you’ll still by the AI top
[+5] u/necarpenter417: Easy E could have solved all this nonsense
[+5] u/TreGet234: I can't fucking sleep why is the world pain
[+5] u/madcowdiseasereeee: romeo echo tango alpha romeo delta echo sierra uniform november india tango echo 🦅 🇺🇸
[+5] u/meatslap1: I’m steadily losing my net worth in this market
[+5] u/mehmilani: I'm gonna buy WM, because bols are not gonna be able to afford rent this month and their landlord is gonna through out all their stuff on the curb, and someone has to pick em up eventually.
[+5] u/PanicApprehensive16: today i fumbled the bag so bad. i was in discord and trading view, saw the play i wanted, scrolled back to RH and was already on my options screen. bought 200 puts and then watched my account drop -10k in 30 seconds. I was on calls from ealier and so i bought 200 calls,..lost 10k, would of made closer to 50k.
[+5] u/nocashflow_: smoking a fat joint before open tomorrow, that's for sure
[+5] u/Competitive_Ride: Tested out fable 5 and it’s just feeling like hype tbh. It’s like opus 4.5 before they nerfed it
[+5] u/Independent_Name_601: What color tie are we wearing tomorrow? I forgot to ask.
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: will bol launch a proportionate self defense attack on stonks tomorrow 🤔
[+19] u/w8w8dont: U.s. launching strikes against Iran is actually bullish af.
More strikes = more potential for future ceasefire negotiations 🚀
[+14] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: Isreal shot the helicopter down and blamed it on Iran
[+12] u/Difficult-Level7038: He's got puts. PAMP IT!
[+11] u/TheRealJohnOptions: One modest 10% drop tomorrow and I come out of cash gang retirement
[+11] u/Friendly_Cockroach62: Hot cpi, war resuming, seems too obvious to be a red day. Therefore, calls
[+10] u/IllAd7445: AI is a big ponzi to hide the fact that data centers are being built to store the mass surveillance operations of the US gov/corporations 🤓☝️
[+10] u/LouieM13: CPI will be normal and we’ll moon 10 seconds after the opening bell
[+9] u/Effective_Dog3089: My mom just told me I’m so gooned out she can’t see any light in my eyes. wtf
[+8] u/jonneh: I saw the interview with Andrew Sorkin and Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of PLTR, and this slimy mfer was basically foaming at the mouth at the thought of unloading his SpaceX bags on retail and realizing massive gains
[+8] u/Kimberlyw416: How do I turn $200 into 800k
[+8] u/Zen_Raven: I was bearish on tech and SPCX but after seeing so many bearish posts and comments, I am questioning myself since inverse wsb is usually the winning play.
[+8] u/winston511: What has my life become man, stare at my port going red all day and then look at overnight futes in anticipation like they matter just to watch my port take the next leg down the following day
[+7] u/guccioli: Clearly was a bull trap into the bear trap into theta
[+7] u/14X8000m: We're just going to have to ride this shit out. Massive volatility, uncertainty, high valuations, pullback. Just hodl and ride this shit out.
[+7] u/BernedTendies: I swore that sell off today was fake and gay so I luckily timed weekly calls for a quick 65% profit and sold at 4:00pm. Cant wait to give it all back to the market tomorrow when I completely misread the "vibe"
[+6] u/jraiv420: China May wholesale prices hit near 4-year highs on Iran war, AI costs; consumer inflation misses https://www.cnbc.com/2026/06/10/china-cpi-ppi-inflation-may-consumer-prices-producer-oil-iran-war-ai-tech-.html?\_\_source=iosappshare%7Ccom.apple.UIKit.activity.CopyToPasteboard
More inflation
[+6] u/Beginning-Visual2341: Can’t imagine CPi will help the inevitable dump. Seems like market holding on for dear life
[+6] u/Plastic_Anxiety: Ever since the PDT rule changed there’s been some wild swings 😩
[+6] u/Professional_Art3563: 🥭 started war today just to end it before CPI tomorrow and start pumping
[+6] u/beachsandwichen: What does this sub even talk about anymore
[+6] u/Gate2throw: Berserk hoping CPI will save their puts. When We go to the moon in gold plated rockets, you furry buckets will be left with margin calls
[+6] u/CMDR_Shepard96: Is gold going back to fkn zero like a shitcoin or something??
[+5] u/Lewd_Desperado: Gentlemen, id like to inform you my Microsoft calls are down 93 percent today.
I still have 2 months to go before they expire. Ill see you at Wendy’s soon
[+5] u/newmoneyking: I made 2k today only to end up losing it at the V recovery. I feel abused.
[+5] u/SoothingWafer: SPY 694.20 is now a bad thing
[+5] u/kawkface: Ready to throw 10k at oracle tmrw
[+5] u/txholdem: judging by the momentum of mu at the end, i just had to throw in $200 for a call, knowing that the market is going to tank again tomorrow.
[+5] u/whyshw: https://preview.redd.it/zyrm3i5s2d6h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=826c78dbbabfc80bab4ac1d58e4c1cf1ec88c5e1
[+5] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: It's true, your port was inside that apache helicopter
[+5] u/moonlanding12223: My port is finally up into the green 15k but after tomorrow I’ll be lucky to break even
[+5] u/MushroomStunning3947: 🥭 has said "deal is close" 38 times
[+5] u/Montyprice7206: 🥭 has said “deal is close” 38 times so FAR 🤌
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Entering puts tomorrow, bigly
[+5] u/shindiggaa: I survived the great market crash of June 9
[+5] u/Mean_Yesterday_7981: MMs just needed to spike volaity so you can't buy options
[+5] u/YungIrv: They will cook the fuck outta CPI report and we’ll continue paying $6/gallon for gas.
[+5] u/jreddit712: BREAKING: ROBINHOOD TO IMPLEMENT PAY IN 4 MARGIN FOR ACCOUNTS UNDER 2K
[+5] u/cheatlkeachamp: Can avgo just go up 60$
[+17] u/crimepais: BREAKING (Reuters Wire): 🥭 awarded Nobel Prize for discovery of Pure Retardium.
[+16] u/emperor_dinglenads: The cashier at Walmart just told me to invest in SpaceX.
[+13] u/YtJustToxicity: !banbet spy 615 1d
Bad cpi plus iran war restarting will accelerate this. Good cpi plus iran war = flat or slightly green
[+13] u/IllustratorHour1618: CNN: TACO HAS DECLARED AN IRAN DEAL 'IMMINENT' 37 TIMES, YET NO AGREEMENT HAS BEEN REACHED
Lol
[+12] u/Castopliani: The stock market is the only market where people get mad when everything goes on sale
[+11] u/Yottahz: For SpaceX to achieve what Sandisk has ($30 to $1600), they only need to go from $1.75 trillion to $93 trillion.
[+11] u/Bromine_Bro35: I’d rather be liquidated than sell and watch it pump
[+11] u/ChiefBaggins: Obligatory bers gay, that'll be all.
[+11] u/spaurake: I think rebranding Department of Defense to Department of War should’ve been our first cue
[+11] u/Bromine_Bro35: Tomorrow might be a beers at 9:30am kinda day
[+11] u/AccordingBee5821: Market looking real red… likely to be another bloodbath tomorrow
[+11] u/Open-Yak-3708: Your dumbass were buying MU at 1100 like it just found cure to cancer
[+10] u/mmal55: The stock market is going down because it was set to M for “Mini” when it should be set to W for “Wumbo”
[+10] u/Jerikolol: So Iran and US are like pokemon? Announce ur attacks, doing turn based damage. Oh wow, Iran's Thunder Drone hit Appache Helicopter for critical damage! It's very effective! Do you want to change combatmons: yes/no.
[+10] u/DanqueLeChay: Food supply not at risk from flesh-eating screwworm, says USDA
Ok, so food supply definitely at risk then?
[+9] u/AlasKansastan: This shit is getting so dumb
[+9] u/iGotStuckIn: I am beginning to think Mango 🥭 doesn’t actually understand how long “2 weeks” is.
[+9] u/Pollorizer: My move is not to make any moves
[+9] u/dune2350: New dictionary term - "negotiation missiles"
[+9] u/Totallycomputername: Msft keeps touching me in my no no spot.
[+9] u/Useful_Donut6789: Step 1: Buy a chicken farm
Step 2: irradiate the shit out of your chickens so that they start growing multiple wings per chicken.
Step 3: flood the wings market crash the price and gobble up market share
Step 4: profit from monopoly
[+9] u/Practical_March2024: ceasefire 2.0 will push the markets to 800...
[+9] u/Infamous_Ad3866: Yo why don’t we just leave Iran alone and let them tug it out in the Middle East .we don’t even need the oil let China /whoever cross the straight of homoz deal with it and peace out.
[+8] u/Separate-Scene4672: Guys a deal is imminent within 24h - 365 days ✅
[+8] u/Ceyenne18: damn, I need a post CPI relief rally
[+8] u/McDouchys: Missiles of peace are actually bullish
[+8] u/Diokneesus: I got a bad feeling about tomorrow
[+8] u/PROMlSED: wtf I’m already getting ads for SPCX leveraged ETFs LMAO. Marketing definitely knows its audience
[+8] u/jijitalk: I really bought MRVL at the top. FML man….
[+8] u/hayleybts: June turning out to be a good month for being a ber.
[+8] u/Fluid-Ad7384: the world needs more ppl like u
[+7] u/iiGoodVibesii: When does the Hormuz report earnings?
[+7] u/falken2023: Seems the market has finally stopped believing the peace in a few days bullshit. This should be clear to just about anyone at this point.
[+7] u/rojo_dtx: NBIS. The conference today went extremely well. Its going to pump over night and go wild at open. Its been popping up like 5% every morning lately. Nbis did better today than basically everything else, actually closed green today.
NBIS has so much room to run, we have support at $220 and I think $240 will come soon, maybe even tomorrow (hit 235 today before the flash crash) and if we hit $240, we're gonna keep rising to support at $260.
Keep your eyes on NBIS. Trust me.
[+7] u/Micheal_Hancho: Not gonna lie. My bootie hole still hurts from that rug pull this morning 😔
[+7] u/falling_knives: Market went down today expecting CPI to be bad tomorrow so if it comes in as expected, new ATH, better than expected, new ATH but faster. Worse than expected, already priced in the past 2 trading sessions, up we go. No matter what, green.
[+7] u/OldWonder5865: Somebody is big fuk tomorrow
[+7] u/NativePlant870: Korea didn’t pump like usual. I’m scared
[+7] u/SpaceMarine1616: The war will be over tomorrow and the U.S. Iranian War Part 68 will commence right after
[+7] u/sturgill_and_co: Officially liquidating my losers and buying 200 shares of QQQ to wheel tomorrow. Tired of this
[+7] u/wendys-member: OPENAI ($OPEN) IPO is now live get in while you can
[+7] u/Technical-Truth-4640: I think Green Day’s only happen When September Ends
[+6] u/general-meowington: market gonna be so fucked tomorrow
[+6] u/Ok-Indication-3754: The worst thing you can do is sell your positions for a loss ride it out
[+6] u/UnlawfullyBlonde: SPCX is literally just money laundering for how bad the Twitter deal was, huh?
[+6] u/Then-Wealth-1481: Cease fire at 9:30 am sharp
[+6] u/LarsTarkas: Gold getting liquidated for space x tendies
[+6] u/Horcsogg: Poor gold and silver are tanking so hard lol. Wonder what's gonna happen to them next Wednesday if the fed meeting announces rate cuts in June or somewhere in the future this year.
[+6] u/bootsupondesk: The next Green day is scheduled for Thursday. Mark it on your calendar.
[+6] u/Slabbed1738: Just saw news of softbank failing to get a margin loan backed by it's Openai stake. And their $40B bridge loan is due in march '27 . Lmao softbank is such shit
[+6] u/space_heater1: So many people are trying to get the spacex on launch at the warehouse I work at. They will probably get fucked but HOOD must be seeing an inflow. Calls 📞
[+5] u/shlimeyboy: U just want out of here huh
[+5] u/StephenASkip1: Does anyone actually believe any numbers from the Bureau of Labor Statistics? Like anything at all?
[+5] u/ProofAbroad4766: Soxl has a 16% short interest
[+14] u/Fluid_Shock_4626: Guys I’m done gambling it’s over. I’m deleting my account from Reddit I’m leaving this Reddit. I’m sorry but to save my life from gambling my 16k away I must stop
[+13] u/HAND__EGG: I haven’t seen a green day in fucking months.
[+11] u/Pernicious_Pearl: $2100 net worth at 27 AMA
[+11] u/Ok_Cry7572: Barely anyone is trading stocks any more: it's all just options and leveraged ETFs
Which is why we’re swinging around so much cause when the market moves up or down, the counterparty of the leveaged fund has to do more buying or selling.
[+11] u/BeepBoopDep: A hot cpi and orcl pulling an avgo would legit be joever😭
[+10] u/Late_Swan_1054: My wife just asked how my investments are going...
[+10] u/Solid-Season9984: Bers might get a down day from time to time but I know the money printer aint stopping any time soon and the destination, regardless of route, will always be the same. Spy 800.
[+9] u/BeepBoopDep: FREAK OUT AND SELL EVERYTHING IT'S SO JOEVER
[+9] u/Ok_Cry7572: U can just tell that top 1% commenters don’t have much going on in their lives outside of this sub
Sad but true
[+9] u/Slightlybadpicks: God you’ve pumped everything that I’ve paper handed but the shit I’ve diamond handed for over a year-ORCL lmao 😭😭
[+9] u/Ok_Cry7572: Today was only
The 2nd time EVER
VIX closed 3+ pts below its daily high,AND 2+ pts above its daily low
The other time this happened,
SPX was down -1.7% the next day and -4.1% a week later (May 6 2019).
[+9] u/Standard_Tea8250: I might actually get liquidated tomorrow cause of MRVL damn
[+9] u/Jaysler87: To this day, not sure why CPI or PPI affects the stock market. We’re here to bet or invest in companies based on how well they do, not the economy. This is a bs way to control the market
[+8] u/Cockballzz: If SPY drops again tomorrow I'm gonna start trading Live Cattle Futures
[+8] u/Drchubbypanda: Anthropic - we are launching Fable, which is the smartest AI ever. It's gonna take away all yer jobs.
Also Anthropic - you expired your token limit on "hi"
[+8] u/Aromatic-Frame7493: it might actually be time to panic sell
[+8] u/FaithlessnessIcy3875: Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything before sleep
[+8] u/Slightlybadpicks: BRO TRUE STORY NOT LYING.
I’ve been constantly looking at HIMS stock price because I’m a baggie. As a result, I’ve been getting HIMS ads on YouTube. I was going on a lunch with my work friends and was driving and playing music on YouTube and suddenly the HIMS ad came up talking about premature ejaculation 😭😭😭
[+8] u/Trollzore: I went all in on Marvell at the top and Jensen lied
[+8] u/NoChain4469: Somebody say the N-word
[+8] u/Hellmale: Lost $35k value of my 401k. Tomorrow may lose some more 🤔
[+7] u/AnalBeadsInSpace: make a ban bet then, pussy
[+7] u/kumako10: I like to hold calls because it lets me dream that I'll get lucky and can become rich overnight. I have a gambling addiction
[+7] u/KevinWarshNudes: Fucking google had to pop the bubble
[+7] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Another red day and that femboy onlyfans account I made might have to get used 😔
[+7] u/ClaudesSexBot: Look at these children not knowing stocks only go up and that we will pump at open because it's all priced in
[+7] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: Spy open at 730 then back to 750 by noon
[+6] u/spilledonwhite: Imagine being a bear and actually hoping for hot CPI
[+6] u/JayWhizz007: what was started by AVGO will be put to an end by MU.
[+6] u/BeepBoopDep: Was thinking hot cpi and dump was too obvious, but after seeing all these buls thinking it'll be big green tomorrow, apparently it's not so obvious. Down we go 😭
[+6] u/ArticleTerrible7621: CPI better be priced in or its cooked
[+6] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: The sound you are hearing is Axios propaganda machine spinning.
[+18] u/Asleep-Strike4978: Half Cease, Half Fire.
[+16] u/Possible-Material693: Puts on chipotle. Literally made me throw up at work and diarrhea 3 times. Never eating that trash again
[+14] u/Deadred123454321: I bought puts. The market will be up 3% tomorrow. Enjoy!
[+14] u/OptionGamble: Market back on hard mode
[+13] u/907cconnak: So we were gren overnight yesterday and got a fat dump.... does red tonight mean we will get a pump then? My poor puts
[+13] u/WendyDumpsterFire: All these 0dte people making so much
[+13] u/thefrozen_one: I’d like to see CPI pump the market so I can buy Puts at the top
[+12] u/jdolen: fuck I can't trust any dump anymore. I wake up and suddenly a green dildo. Where do these people get the money to send these to moon?
[+12] u/CluelessTennisBall: I lost more money today than yesterday and I'll lose more tomorrow than today. But what I won't lose is my dignity, because I have none left after tripping on a banana peel at my local strip mall and exposing my fire truck underwear as a 43 year old man.
[+12] u/aa73gc: I like my bull cooked medium rare thanks
[+11] u/Drokeep: Tomorrow is gonna be green asf
[+10] u/ThatGuyDan123: Just texted my ex and she wants to go out this weekend problem is im down bad stonk wise and dont wanna spend money rip me hope you all are winning bigly though 1st world problem type shit
[+10] u/Chlo-Motion: Don't know what's gonna happen to SPCX price after the IPO? Let me break it down for WSB:
If you didn't buy SPCX: Closes +200% on the day
If you bought SPCX: Closes -50% on the day
[+9] u/thrillho145: Can we stop this tech dumping, it's getting a bit sad
[+9] u/Lost-Carry-405: I wanna see a big old shrek dong tomorrow
[+9] u/PickleRickleTV: We will wake up green and CPI will be nicely cooked 🙂.
[+9] u/Leather_Floor8725: Spy up 7% ytd. Kospi up 77% ytd.
[+9] u/aioliravioli: Were gonna go up tomorrow lol theres nothing left to do in society besides gamble, pick on small countries, beat up spurs fans
[+9] u/zuziannka: Since PDT got removed I have become more calm as a trader tbh
[+9] u/Saltysunbro: Today will be another bloodbath, but the Oracle guidance will cause the true bloodbath tomorrow. Then SpaceX will cause a bear market. Buy Puts now!
[+9] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: They're slaughtering the Mag7. First came META on Friday, then AAPL yesterday, and GOOGL will be today.
[+9] u/RockasaurusRex: I fed a decade's worth of wsb posts and comments into chatgpt and asked it to analyze how homosexual every user likely is. The results have been very eye-opening and, frankly, I don't think yall are ready for it.
[+9] u/NoProfessional4650: Honestly wouldn’t be surprised if it’s green as fuck tomorrow lmao
[+9] u/killerbeeswaxkill: I’d suck a dick for a 10 bagger.
[+8] u/Diamond-Key197: Why tf is market dumping overnight???
[+8] u/Verghaust: Baba is going to go to zero now i guess, fml.
[+7] u/Top-Meaning2626: I am gonna sell my SPCX to buy Anthropic
[+7] u/Joonypoo: Market feels no different than gambling or crypto nowadays
Straight garbage this shit
[+7] u/dolhingod7777: So some dude out by the dumpster told me he'd double my money if I let him "link my account".
This is taking a lot longer than I expected. How do I get him to pull out?
[+21] u/boraboca: Koreans have turned from absolute legends to paper handed bitches
[+13] u/Stugatz27: Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Crypto YieldMAX ETF $3000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
[+12] u/Historical_Cover8133: AMZN went public in 1997 at a 450M valuation. 3x revenues.
GOOGL went public in 2004 at a 23B valuation. 7x revenues.
META had a 104B valuation in 2012 at 20x revenues and immediately sold off almost 50%.
SpaceX goes public at a $1.75T valuation, 94x revenues.
[+12] u/Maximumm_Drawdowns: 30 people here at 2am on a weeknight and the mods can’t even provide complimentary drinks smh
[+12] u/Historical_Bother274: Imagine being a Korean, trying to be proud of your country but your index is trading like a memecoin
[+12] u/Mast3rfinish25: Most likely outcomes for your average Wallstreetbets community member.
1) You get none of the shares you applied for in the SpaceX IPO and then look on bewildered as it closes up 115% end of day.
Or
2 ) You get all of the shares you applied for in the SoaceX IPO and then look on bewildered as it closes down 50% end of day.
[+11] u/DieCastDontDie: Hello exit liquidity regards. Smart money is already factoring in future rate hikes and inflation. Have a great day
[+11] u/Sea-Refrigerator7919: Alright since everyone is asleep no one will see I bought CAR at 800
[+9] u/Civil-Fun2409: korea please stop doing that
[+9] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Bro I'm just going to sleep in tomorrow. Either CPI comes in hot and fucks over my already fucked over AMZN position. Or it comes in cooler and AMZN recovers but no where near my average cost.
Ain't shit I can do anyways boys.
[+9] u/SafeNeighborhood3823: Imagine a world full of diamond hands, stocks would literally only go up
[+9] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: So berish in here, time to pump
[+8] u/Front_Umpire4873: Metals getting hammered yet again. Ffs.
[+8] u/Spez_is-a-nazi: At least my instant ramen stocks are up.
[+8] u/Andromeda_0507: Bros I forgot cpi is tomorrow......
[+8] u/Proof-Eye-5947: Call me crazy but I think Nasdaq is going to double by the end of 2026.
[+8] u/wtf_is_going_on_now: CAN THE KOREANS JUST CHILL THE FUCK OUT FOR ONE NIGHT JESUS CHRIST
[+8] u/Muellerscam123: So over leveraged for tomorrow I can’t sleep lol
[+8] u/Dear-Hair5834: If cpi is hot its actually the end of the market as we know it but 🥭 wouldn’t let that happen so tomorrow we are going to Valhalla 🌑 🚀
[+8] u/Yolopoloanimelover: War over, war not over, war over, war not over
[+8] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Sigh dude. Fucking stocks have massive gains after dips. But they never do that when i buy in. I buy in and they fucking shit the bed so hard that even a 4-5% recovery still means I'm in the red 4-5%.
Fuck you Amazon, bezos, jassy. You fucks.
[+8] u/Fun_Paleontologist_2: CPI is gonna be hot. And we will pump
[+8] u/LaMeraVergaSinPatas: 97% of you thought Kospi was a person on Ru Paul’s Drag Race until 2 days ago
[+8] u/IndividualNo7155: Post coffee & cigarette pooping rn. AMA
[+7] u/Zigxy: What the hell is this?
[+7] u/pinkerton_gov: Anyone remember the early days when we had to google “what is CPI”?
[+7] u/RegardEngineer: Hello SPY red, my old friend
I’ve come to bol with you again
Because a green softly creeping
Left its gains while I was sleeping
And the gains that were planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of expiration
[+7] u/sonofalando: Are we still dicks out for harambe?
[+6] u/wafflepiezz: Funny how regards here shit on people in loss porn posts but most of them have less than $10k worth portfolios
[+6] u/Iunatic: 10k is probably generous for this audience. Try $300
[+6] u/teh_herper: # Has to be 0dte puts right? or too obvious now???
[+6] u/GuusMosco: I'm getting the fire part of the ceasefire thingy, not sure what the other half means
[+6] u/PooPooPointBoiz: How the fuck has the market shat the bed this hard for this long?
Fucking AMZN literally has been red every goddamn day since 2 weeks ago. AKA the fucking moment I fucking bought in.
[+6] u/NHLBro: Dump n pump tomorrow
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: The clappage first part of the day was epic ngl. I saw my entire retirement flash before my eyes
[+5] u/Capt_Chickenpox: Yeah that's still calls at open
[+5] u/wenxuan2: Guys, why dont we all sell and just let the market dump? Whats wrong with that
[+5] u/Local-Reading-6135: COOK THE NUMEBR!!!!!!
[+5] u/Thebestofbuffalo: What an emotional rollercoster that was
[+12] u/therealcoon: Imagine being just one good news away from extinction. Bears are dumb as fuck.
[+12] u/sloanemonroe: That means you’re addicted, bro.
[+11] u/trust_it_bb: Oil crashing, yields down, quantum holding, absolutely forced sell off to cash in on retail euphoria.
100% manipulated.
In no world can quantum outperform every other tech industry if this were a real sell off. IONQ should be at $5 is this were real.
[+10] u/X211499Reddit: Everything I touch turns to theta
[+9] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: you guys bought the dip... right?
[+9] u/masegesege_: so, basically anything space related is gonna be free money on friday
[+9] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: CPI is sell the news. Market priced in that data is bad. Which means from now we go up.
Market wanted you to panic sell everything.
[+8] u/Jemmani22: We have reached a deal. The best deal. A deal that has never been witnessed before.
🥭 launches nukes.
[+8] u/Dyce10x: Turn on the printer and print 38 trillion already. Screw all the bond bros
[+8] u/New-Length5593: This shit is going to come in hotter than my lava pp after having ole girl behind the Wendy’s dumpster
[+8] u/dynamic-burrito: Man futures are nasty rn
[+8] u/ApathysLastKiss_: No matter what happens with the SpaceX ipo, there's gonna be a ton of asshats in here shouting I ToLd yOu sO
[+7] u/Jemmani22: SpaceX gonna say they are gonna farm asteroids or some shit and 100x on ipo.
[+7] u/Major_Ad_1072: If I did the opposite of every trade I made I'd be a millionaire. I should try that strat
[+7] u/confused_teabagger: So many ceasefires! More peace than you can imagine!
[+7] u/vremains: And guess where I bought my puts!
[+7] u/GloomyMembership4197: Is everything prided in?
[+7] u/Thegreenpatriot: Ball knowers only: huge Vanna exposure sitting at $720 and $700 nodes on SPY tomorrow’s expiration. If CPI comes in hot and VIX rips, dealer hedging could turn tomorrow into a bloodbath.
[+7] u/ThermalChaser: Dammit Koreapoors. Stop selling!
[+6] u/DeadLightsOut: schrodinger's portfolio….. my portfolio is alive as it’s AH but also dead….
[+6] u/RadishAdditional9117: How many more times does 🥭 have to cry wolf about a Ceasfire and Deal to end the War before unable to fool the market
[+6] u/silverbulls8: Tomorrow might finally be a real dip with a random recovery to save the day.
[+6] u/confused_teabagger: Jesus has turned away in disgust at what we have become! OPEN THE CASINO!!!!
[+6] u/Low_Programmer1814: 'The US airstrikes were a proportional response to Iran's attack'. Your calls and puts will be proportionally wiped out.
[+6] u/Jumpy_Will_1618: Everybody and their mother expects spacex stock to crash. This shit gonna fkn moon
[+6] u/permabol: guys please panic sell right now. I do not want you to have more money than me please pleaseeeeee
[+6] u/zestykite: green by open. my puts red by open
[+5] u/SmoresPies: everything in me is telling me to sell. but i can't bring myself to sell at a loss.
[+5] u/I-STATE-FACTS: Gold what is you doing
[+27] u/Intelligent_Age_84: my worst investment was buying gold during the war, currently down 30k on it
my second one was buying bitcoin, down 22k on it
third one was being a SaaS especially microsoft regard.
if anyone is wondering what i buy next, its spacex
[+15] u/Fast_Signature7684: yesterday we went from +1,5% qqq to -4%. today other way around? -1,5% to +4% on cpi? right guys? :D
[+15] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Fine take it all. I don’t care anymore. It’s just money. (Cries to sleep)
[+14] u/Fast_Signature7684: on 1 june i was up 130% ytd, yesterday on open i was still up 80% ytd.
now im up 44% ytd.
3 months ago i wouldve killed for 44%ytd and now im fucking miserable lol
[+14] u/OnlyHumean: People are wondering why oil is going down despite escalation in the middle east.
We're slowly starting to price in a recession guys
[+13] u/barnshaw292: You're going to see incredible CPI numbers today. Incredible. People are going to look at these numbers and say, "Wow, I've never seen CPI figures this good before." The experts won't know what to do with themselves. They're going to be absolutely shocked.
And the war? We're so close to a ceasefire, so close to a peace deal. Closer than anybody thought possible. People aren't even going to believe how close we are. They'll be saying, "How did this happen so fast?" We're very, very close to getting a deal done, and it's going to be something special.
[+13] u/The_Juice_Gourd: Imagine thinking we’re not going to get Michelin Star Level CPI numbers. That thing is going to be cooked perfect, bers never learn lmaoo 🤌
[+12] u/Nervous-Present-6890: funny how fundamentals matter now
[+12] u/corndog_messiah: 🥭 killed inflation dead and started no new wars and this the thanks?
[+11] u/Happy-Champion1661: can't even trust a -4% nasdaq day now, -1.2% premkt is basically flat
[+11] u/ReferenceFunny7142: Spy under 700 is going to be weird to see again
[+11] u/Ashamed_Distance4732: If Gold crashes even more, i have to cancel my Sophie Rain OnlyFans 😔
[+11] u/ultrachem: I'm gonna absolutely wheeze my lungs out if ameritard CPI comes in under 3.8%
[+10] u/loveactuary21: Bruh I thought disclosure day was some important financial event but it's just some shitty movie release
[+10] u/JPowTheDayTrader: Looks like it's going to be another -10k day LMAO 🤣 🤌
[+10] u/Red_Zone_Broly: Someone tell America they're hosting the world cup tomorrow
[+10] u/DipSniper69: Something retarded is gonna happen. I can feel it
[+10] u/Pristine_Afternoon96: CPI bad and war is back on. We might be in for a circuit breaker tomorrow
[+10] u/__nameless____: Hot cpi numbers is going to be the nail on the coffin 🤌🏻
[+10] u/AppleJuiceTwo: Hey remember when this was all avoidable and we started a war for nothing and are getting nothing out of it?
[+9] u/ImpressiveAmount4684: Beatings will continue until cpi improves
[+9] u/justlosinmoney: CPI is probably gonna be cooked to perfection
[+9] u/Nero23x: Spy 740 calls ..... Green they said , CPI priced in ....
Go fuck ur self Market Makers
[+9] u/Houston_swimmer: Damn so many years complaining about Europoors selling off over night and now I’m at an airport lounge in Germany watching it on Europoor time.
[+8] u/Adrian12094: can't wait to lose everything today
[+8] u/are_videos: Disclosure day releases same day as spacex ipo, let that sink in your butt
[+8] u/Few-Improvement9978: I’m becoming stupid bullish on LLY.
I’m an alcoholic and got a dose of Mourjaro recently and within 3 hours all of my alcohol thoughts disappeared.
Whats interesting is they are developing a GLP for opiate, alcohol, and gambling addiction.
I’ve gone 5 days without a drink and quite frankly I don’t know the last time I’ve done that. I have zero urge to drink..
I’m going long on LLY and will dump 100k into it today.
Edit - also worth mentioning I’m not overweight and generally healthy besides alcohol (developing fatty liver). I’m on the lowest dosage and it’s having the effects
[+7] u/likamuka: CPI will be as usual rigged to the teeth. They cannot but try desperately to hide the total economic collapse.
[+7] u/Vulthen1: HOLY I'm unbanned. Imagine getting banned by Reddit after posting an ironic comment about brother Kim on the eastern front.
[+7] u/AppleJuiceTwo: Why does Reddit think I want to see r/bald. Sry ur hair sux but like 🤷♀️
[+6] u/night_shredder: Praise be to Allah on IPO day:
- Space X crashes
- Everything else pumps
(msft red as usual sorry)
[+6] u/happy_accountant123: I bought the most regarded option of all time. Bought some corn calls.
[+6] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: My god, there is no saving this. Somalia is where I shall remain for an eternity.. MU aint hitting 1140 today
[+6] u/Competitive-Water944: Jesus Christ my SMCI calls I bought yesterday are cooked
[+6] u/dmk_world: Regarded shiny rock holders.. the downfall continues.
[+15] u/Agewalker: Everyone is screaming "crash" and bought a fuck ton of puts. Thats how you know we will have some unreasonably bullish end of week that makes no sense.
[+15] u/A55BAG: Bear trap, green day coming on cooked CPI numbers and fake peace deal
[+10] u/Groundbreaking-Gap20: Well, there goes all my unrealized gains for the past 3 months.
God my life sucks..
[+10] u/MancunianSunrise: Diamond hands, empty wallet
[+9] u/BoomerSharkBoy: Lucky i'm holding shares, just sit and wait
[+8] u/TheoryInttro: If CPI comes in hot, gold and silver will take another beating. Should probably take out some downside protection for my precious metals miners.
[+8] u/Willing-Angle-2203: I think we're not going to recover (and continue rising) based on AI euphoria alone. Feels like that time has passed.
It's possible to keep the bull run going, but IMO it will take AI firms (outside shovel sellers) beating estimates.
At the same time, macro conditions get worse with each passing day because of Hormuz. I remain cash gang until that is resolved, the downside vs upside from here is too big for me
[+8] u/Madsen13140: I am having some red light therapy looking at my european stocks
[+8] u/bertacle: FUTES dumping ---> cooked CPI number ---> pump at open
[+8] u/Vikkio92: When there are pullbacks this big, it's always good to remind myself that the outcome is binary: either I make enough to retire, or I don't. So whether I'm down 10% or 60% makes no difference to that binary outcome.
[+8] u/mangofruitdude: Im already monitoring the situation really hard doesnt seem to help
[+8] u/Elonmuskishuman: Need a stimmy talks going well tweet today
[+7] u/Kickboy21: Wow im not opening my portfolio today i guess (i will)
[+7] u/UsernameTaken_123: They're cooking up the CPI number as we speak
[+7] u/billypalmier: As if CPI can hold back what’s coming, anyone checked credit card delinquencies lately?
[+6] u/Prestigious-Bother56: Tweets ain’t cutting it anymore the market ain’t falling for that bs anymore we ain’t going nowhere till mangos daddy tells him he’s done with the war
[+6] u/red8cangodye: I swear I'm a savant regard. My timing is perfect just that it's always reversed. I lost 14K today and closed all my positions.
Then revenge traded all in the rest of my remaining funds on Puts buys. The moment I did that the market reversed and now I'm looking at 5% losses and possibly more tomorrow
[+6] u/Shurlak: So we're already pricing a hot CPI
[+6] u/KarlLachsfeld: Why is everyone scared of the SpaceX IPO?
Tesla stans will buy it to the moon
[+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: the strongest deal wasn't very strong. now we have the best strongest deal.
[+14] u/pooterssssssssss: Man this is ugly... everyone wishes they had dumped everything on May 30?
June has been horrendous
[+10] u/Yuri_CPL: Iran launches broad retaliatory attacks after US strikes over downed helicopter.
is the deal in the room with us
[+10] u/Necessary_Reaction62: I should ve sold fuck me
[+10] u/Necessary_Reaction62: If market dump more after cpi im gonna end it all, it was nice to see ya
[+10] u/DeshawnLive_: Woke up to see I’m still screwed yay
[+10] u/tptpp: are we... bag holders?
[+9] u/Gallances: I have an absolute gift for getting back into stocks right when everything goes to shit. I bought like 50k worth of stuff last week after being sidelined for over a year.
[+9] u/Snowman33001: Are we back or are we SO back?
That’s the only question.
[+9] u/Candid_Payment_4094: People in here worrying about AH markets. Don’t people realise that at this hour, it’s just 3-4 bots scalping your favorite stock
[+8] u/Yuri_CPL: since its so bearish in here and premarket dump its most likely to pump at open and then rugpull again going lower?
[+7] u/johnw100883: Looks like another day where I’m better off not opening my brokerage app
[+7] u/DeliciousStand372: just when i thought gold cant go down anymore….
[+7] u/Razvanell95: how did she know to ask me if I have a micron penis?
[+7] u/steem99: why the fuck is oil at $87, what are we doing here guys. It should be like $125
[+7] u/ramy_mousa: Wonder how delicious CPI gonna be
[+7] u/Fragrant_Question358: People are actually buying SpCE.
[+7] u/Exciting_Employ4083: cpi “priced in” huh I’ve heard that a lot
[+6] u/xeuropa: ORCL cooked the books for tomorrow, they will save the market
[+6] u/Abject_Wish_3787: Why I hear skyfall in background 😕
[+6] u/Aggravating_Emu: Everything is fake till cpi comes out
[+5] u/noimnotinterested: Is there a bottom for gold 💀
[+5] u/lschoch2: Well I knew I should have sold mu
[+5] u/KanonBalls: Is that -4% for $MU? Gee, what if average Joe panic sells?