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[+200] u/financiallythriving: Trump says Iran peace deal could be reached in ‘two or three days’ and Strait of Hormuz will reopen ‘immediately’
That will make it the 38th time we achieved peace with Iran
[+120] u/PenguinOfB00m: BREAKING
AXIOS: TRUMP HAD A DREAM THAT THE STRAIT IS OPEN
WTI: -49%
SPY: +19%
[+106] u/MarbledTheFoyer: I connected my brokerage last night. I woke up this morning and all of my living room furniture is gone.
[+82] u/Neel_Crashkari: I connected my home security system to the WSB dashboard
[+82] u/Specific-Path3179: Bears got to feel like Michael Burry The Big Short for 1 whole day
[+60] u/tlBudah: Who fucked up the display? I want my color coded boxes back. Too much data
[+58] u/Me-Regarded: It's been 84 years and I can smell how close the Iran peace deal is. Any day now
[+48] u/LaMeraVergaSinPatas: RDDT up pre market
Must be all those people that connected their brokerages
[+42] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Every single morning is the same. Wake up, make my coffee, make a pb&j. Sit down, take a sip of coffee, take a bite of my sandwich, open up webol and see msft red even on pump days. Go to work, get to work, take a dump, post jokes about how bad msft sucks. Market opens, buy the msft dip.....but the dip dips all day. Then I realize im the dip. Repeat
[+38] u/SpyBagholder: It’s crazy how wrong yahoo finance headlines are. I swear they just be making shit up for why things are pumping or dumping
[+37] u/zjz: got some fixes for the app up for approval by reddit, not published yet but hoping for today
once they flip a switch, should load faster and with fewer requests, and will be new improved sentiment and mention widgets with a dense table layout by default and table -> chart toggles which remembers your preference. should be more comfy if you liked the old layout more.
again sorry if you liked the old one but they made me replace it so now we got this.
[+37] u/cloudsofgrey: MU definitely hitting 1000 today
[+34] u/znightmaree: https://preview.redd.it/1gxpdypmd86h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84703acddd4578623f677e917093faed6f812784
[+33] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: I knew our boys in Korea would go crazy last night
[+33] u/LasyKuuga: If I were an AI I’d probably be Grok
Shit is retarded
[+33] u/Medium_Proof7304: Thumbs up if you’re cooked
[+32] u/big_chestnut: why did they change the daily thing's UI, now it feels too professional, I want to feel like I'm in a toddler casino
[+31] u/Weak_Emu3659: Ocarina of Time remake is being revealed in 4 hours.
[+30] u/TwoNine13: Did I read that OPEN shares convert to open ai shares at ipo?
[+28] u/mayorolivia: Regarded bears waiting on sideline to deploy 3 pesos
[+28] u/GiraffeBaron: So is everyone here a gambling addict essentially
[+27] u/disrepaired: Imagine linking your brokerage to Reddit just to prove your positions to retards online for betting tokens
data breaches never happen anyways
[+25] u/Far-Requirement9180: I literally bought the very top in this market, man lol
[+25] u/PanicApprehensive16: 🍊 gonna deport every World Cup team until USA wins.
[+24] u/Hot_Sacks: yOu GuYs I’m VeRy CoNcErNeD wItH tHiS mArKeT rIgHt NoW, iT’s GoInG aGaInSt AlL tHe FuNdAmEnTaLs
[+23] u/Unlucky-Design-6564: i don't ask for much, just a measly +10% every day
[+23] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: Elon going to cancel his IPO because now all his exit liquidity is homeless.
[+22] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Bols celebrate +500% gainers on normal pump days while bers celebrate only being down -80% instead of -99% on catastrophic red days
[+22] u/itsnotshade: Why is Biden doing this?
[+22] u/FuckedUpImagery: Bye bye miss american SPY, drove my cash to the market but the IV was high
[+21] u/lobsterspider: Cool I’m down $60k in a week 👍
[+21] u/WSB-mods-are-: Due to financial reasons, I will be passing away
[+21] u/sloanemonroe: 11 days ago on that Friday he said he was going into a cabinet meeting to finalize a deal. And another 50 times before that a deal was imminent. And now the guy is leaving a basketball game where he disrupted an entire city and took a nap while there and says a deal is close again. The stupidity is off the charts
[+20] u/MrsEveryShot: If you can’t afford a 20% tip, 5% credit card processing fee, $2.99 convenience fee, and a 2024 dodge ram at 22.9% apr on your $15 order of fries
then you can’t afford to eat out 💅
[+20] u/ValueOfADollar: i fucking hate my life
[+19] u/iamakarathereisaplac: >connect your brokerage
What the fuck.
[+19] u/tlBudah: The sentiment on SpaceX seems to be "wait and see". I've decided to take an approach of:
wait
wait some more
probably do nothing, we'll see
[+19] u/mmaisumm: The new widget is too funny. Someone linked their broker to prove they have......
0.02 shares or $8 worth of Tesla
You belong here, regard
[+19] u/Burtonwurton: Well that got gay real fast.
[+19] u/iThrewFarAway: # 🚨 I BOUGHT CALLS AT THE LITERAL TOP 🤡 🤡 🤡
[+19] u/No_Current3675: I am totally numb to a -4% port.
[+19] u/ComfortablePiglet842: I can only assume at this point msft works with iran?
[+18] u/broke_person: Down -40k in the last week. Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+18] u/Postmodern_Pastiche: Toyotathon but for peace deals
[+18] u/iThrewFarAway: # I BOUGHT CALLS AT THE TOP AMA 🤡
[+18] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: Dont want to glaze too much but you absolutely cooked with the new hud.
[+18] u/Upstairs_System_6257: This trading shit might not be for me, I can't turn off brain and blindly buy semis 😣
[+17] u/TipEmpty8429: The chick at the gas station saw the new daily chat HUD on my phone when I went to pay and she gave me an impressed look. It looks like I’m managing NASA Mission Control remotely
[+17] u/plzplzplztendies: # PDT BEING REMOVED WAS THE TOP
[+17] u/vee1rot8: \*Looks at SPY at 10am\*: nice
\*Looks at SPY at 12pm\*: fuck
[+17] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Cancel the IPOs.., ain’t nobody buying that shit
[+17] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Oil drilling, vix drilling , bonds dropping , kospi closed at +9.01% and bers still thinks today it will be red 🤣🤣
[+17] u/enc-nyc: Death, taxes, MSFT red
[+16] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: If only I had timed things perfectly and sold everything last Tuesday and bought it all back on Friday! Oh well at least I’m not a bear.
[+16] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Imagine if 🥭 posted a pic of himself holding fake signed peace deal. I swear he's capable of doing that
[+16] u/spellbadgrammargood: Option trading has taken years off my life.
[+16] u/fewthingsarerelated: Why would Obama do this?
[+16] u/ChampionshipOdd947: Some of you weren't around for the 1929 crash and it shows
[+16] u/Dongkey_kong: Gotta say this place is way more lively on red days lol
[+16] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: Honestly the market dropping on no news makes a lot of sense
[+16] u/Dependent-Media-1857: yearly goal is to make 10k, only 18k more to go
[+16] u/grimandnordic1: My port slowly recovering from $10k dip on Friday 💀
Cmon spy give us a +2% day you géybitch
[+15] u/Razvanell95: micron penis pump, where is my daily+10% ??
[+15] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Imagine getting surprised attacked by the head of the board of peace
What a world
[+15] u/OsamaBagHolding: Bibi Musk announces that Iran is two weeks away from Full Self Driving
[+15] u/Fast_Signature7684: spy down -3,5% from ath, my portfolio down 26% from ath, something is not right
[+15] u/0DTEKing: “CITIGROUP WARNS SURGE IN SHORT SELLING IS RAISING RISKS FOR U.S. STOCK MARKET
CITI FLAGS RECORD SHORT POSITIONING AS POTENTIAL RISK TO MARKET STABILITY”
Bers never learn 😂
[+15] u/VIPDeluxeTendies: actually that's really funny because I didn't even want to retire
[+15] u/likeabosstroll: Thank god no one is financially dependent on me
[+15] u/FriedCheeseSanga: Just exited all positions, 3.5k into 83k im literally shaking
[+15] u/Upstairs_System_6257: LMAO TRUMP PAID IRAN 3 BILLION TO STOP THE STRIKES ON ISRAEL 😂😂😂
[+14] u/DatBoiii4: Wtf is this new chart for the daily and why the hell would I connect my brokerage to it? hell no wtf
[+14] u/Anal_holocost: Why oil drilling? War is won for the 97th time?
[+14] u/SeaworthinessNo4: CPI numbers will be so cooked to perfection that it will allow fed to cut rate immediately
[+14] u/Bichael-Murry: SINCE YOU ASKED FOR IT:
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[+14] u/civillyRange: Market cap to GDP ratio 238%
Dot com bubble 148%
TSLA and NVDA need to get the sex bots built quick
[+14] u/poopyplayer69: why is my broker spamming my inbox with spacex ipo emails, i don't give a fk bruv
[+14] u/KittyLover-7: Sndk and MU have already recovered from Friday
[+14] u/JimmyBraddock: Everyone saying SpaceX is over valued makes me want to buy so much of it.
:p
[+13] u/CardiologistIll7271: im regarded but not connect my brokerage to wsb regarded
[+13] u/sloanemonroe: I’m also downloading my social security card, birth certificate, and credit card information to Reddit
[+13] u/Ltheman00: Held MU through Friday's BS button ->
[+13] u/Fine_Specialists: # ASTS GANG Members checking in
[+13] u/tiny_toof: mu to 1200 so I can buy a house
[+13] u/ComfortablePiglet842: If youre getting butterflies in your stomach the moment before hitting the buy button youre about to get your asss kicked
[+13] u/Star_Lord924: Not asking for anything crazy. Just MRVL to 315+ and MU to 1025+ thats all.
[+13] u/ITeachYourKidz: Honestly what does MSFT even do? Their AI sucks. Outlook and Word is the extent of my use
[+13] u/Altair82: we let that Praise Allah meme die too fast and I think it deserves a comeback
[+13] u/RockinOutCockOut: Market opens
Drops 7$ in 6 minutes
I buy 0dte calls
It shoot backs up and melts up 3% until close
I walk away $34 richer
...a man can dream
[+13] u/ToolFanBoy: This market sucks ass
[+13] u/Kickboy21: Best thing i did this year was selling MSFT for some profit and never buying that piece of shit again
[+13] u/Nero23x: ITS BEEN TWO FUCKING HOURS IV AGED 10 YEARS WTF
[+13] u/Xzlk: Beware of dip buying as I’ve tried twice and instantly gotten my eyes ripped out
[+13] u/leshermes: PDT removal was for exit liquidity 🤡
[+13] u/tenfthigher: CPI leaked, especially knowing this administration
[+13] u/fightoraccept: You can't force me to panic sell. I'll do that at the bottom.
[+13] u/Vikkio92: I am getting a twisted sense of pleasure in watching my losses widen LMAO
[+13] u/mtnrnnr802: Just got back from my run. How’re my- HOLY FUCK ITS OVER
[+13] u/DDGib: If you aren’t holding MRVL right now I hope your brain injury heals soon
[+13] u/dbgtboi: Just got off the phone with my Iran war guy
Things are looking pretty great right now
They are currently in talks to discuss a concept of a plan that could cease hostilities for approximately 3 hours over the next month
[+13] u/ConsiderationKey1658: Today is the day I turn it all around
[+13] u/Pale-Silver-8178: so ASTS announced launch dates shit should hit 103 today
[+13] u/MrBlueEyedFox: If you ever talk to people. You realize how regarded they are when it comes to finances and how bussiness works. Which is funny cause most people slave away for money they dont know how to use or what to do with.
[+13] u/tallslug: Micron to 1300 by tomorrow
[+12] u/isP1tchhere: I'm either blowing my account today or request a fat payout...
[+12] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Damn I hate 🥭. Every damn day he finds some shit to fuk my port
[+12] u/Odd_Marionberry_3243: Iran shot down a US helicopter. Puts on American defence stonk LOL.
[+12] u/Ok-Thought-9960: This president sleeps more in public than I do In private lmfao "sTaYWiNniNg"
[+12] u/sufficiently7777: Put the old data display back. We want simple
[+12] u/Nice-Truck8806: cut the fucking rates you crazy bastards
[+12] u/el-art-seam: Guys a deal with Iran could be reached in 2-3 days!
[+12] u/chainerection: Yo Jensen, your bro MRVL needs help
[+12] u/aniote: # I now understand why women prefer to find a bear in the woods than a man. The bears are retarded
[+12] u/Chromaticism: Hey guys I’ve been in a coma since 9:45 this morning, what the fuck happened
[+12] u/Independent-Craft-46: Fuck this. I can see why boomers are in real estate
[+12] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: \-400,000 since Friday
I’m so depressed and dizzy
[+12] u/Immediate_Code_9272: Just remember, this is all the fault of the stupid pedo 🥭 and his stupid inflationary war
[+12] u/Sick0h: Oh boy. I really went and fucked it up this time.
[+12] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Bulls rejoice. The peace deal has been typed out.
[+12] u/jijitalk: Whole market: GREEN
MSFT: ya buddy, let me go red here
[+12] u/halfcrzy: Ill be pretty pissed if we lose all our premarket gains like we did yesterday again
[+12] u/VirgillMastercard: Why did biden do this?
[+12] u/Initial_Ad_9250: NVDA gang checking in >!to therapy!<
[+11] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Someone has set ask price for MU at 10,000.99 💀💀
https://preview.redd.it/gd22slvev86h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa723b7d9f07d9c0c75bbd0b8c98a5a6c6986039
[+11] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Omg SpaceX ipo!! Tesla is going to RUN leading up to it
Telsa -15% in the last 2 weeks ☠️
[+11] u/mayorolivia: Micron $1,200 EOW who says no?
[+11] u/Trade-Architect: So the sell of Friday was unnessesary
[+11] u/Comrade_Durge: Anyone porting to RKLB / ASTS pre SPCX IPO?
[+11] u/National-Log5203: Been short on SPY ever since the Zika virus. No way that shit just died down. My day will come.
[+11] u/KayMS_: Don't worry guys. you can complain about MU being overpriced at 2000 instead! 🤣🤣
[+11] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: iran wants peace so bad they don’t even know they want it
[+11] u/DufflebagJoe: As a AVGO top buyer we gotta pump harder than this.
[+11] u/AlmostAsianJim: Bought $MSFT at the absolute top this year. AMA about my smooth brain.
[+11] u/vermilli21: TSLA pumping because SPCX IPO, classic
[+11] u/MrBlueEyedFox: Are they really trying to make people believe rate hikes are on the table to make warsh look reputable. Lol. There just going to maintain.
[+11] u/awakening_brain: Gap up every day. Fucking insanely strong bulls
[+11] u/DeepestWinterBlue: Is it getting SPCE-y again?
[+11] u/ZootedMycoSupply: SPaCEx going up again
[+11] u/Bichael-Murry: typical shit, pumping overnight on zero volume, and then dump it on stupid retail
haha this never get old tbh
[+11] u/Bichael-Murry: Mr Enron, are you sure about your IPO on Friday?
fucking lol
[+11] u/basegtakes: We were so close to greatness then BEZOS the fucking RETARD had to blow up his rocket. We're on the dark timeline now and there is no saving us from this hell. He has ruined everything.
[+11] u/Cosmorto: Market on Nightmare difficulty
[+11] u/saintmitchy: Say what you want about 🥭 but he definitely deserved the Nobel Peace Prize.
He ended 8 wars in Iran this year alone.
[+11] u/Ferdoki: This is worse than Friday wtf
[+11] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: I did the EXACT same shit 2 times in a row.
Sold puts WAY too early, and switched to calls to give it all back.
Im a fucking retard, man
[+11] u/music_is_gud: South Koreans are gonna wake up to another circuit breaker 😂
[+11] u/Czyzzle: BREAKING: US fires missiles at Tel Aviv
[+11] u/YTLupo: PLS TURN PDT BACK ON THIS SHIT IS GHEY
[+11] u/jefbak2: They booed him at the game.
[+11] u/14X8000m: I'm never going to financially recover from this.
[+11] u/IamyourfantasyX: Made my first million … started at 1.2 at open.
[+11] u/pussinbuuts: friday: he bought? damp eet
monday: he sold? pamp eet
tuesday: he bought? damp eet
[+11] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: bank of america, fuck you
[+11] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: For financial reasons I will be passing away.
[+11] u/robmafia: this shit is so rigged.
after qqq goes from +1.3 to -4%, we see why/the apache news. from last night.
insider trading is so rampant.
[+11] u/Gelatostonk: The Ayatollah ia buying the dip
[+11] u/AgitatedJump8459: Hey guys I bought msft at 460… 3x leveraged. Ur welcome
[+11] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: Who’s dumber, mango announcin the 17th peace deal, or markets for believing it every time
[+11] u/spellbadgrammargood: Pre-market trading was made to pump stocks with low volume.
[+11] u/One_Big2047: MSFT new ticker symbol should be POS
[+11] u/zlordbeats: please mr market maker we are just poor americans who need 1000% yearly gains or we go homeless
[+11] u/The_Cornwallis: If you’re feeling regarded about your decisions lately, just remember some WSBer just tuned into Fast Money to get advice from Jim Cramer
[+11] u/dash_trash4255: Oils down because we are headed full speed into a recession
[+11] u/astromouse2024: ‘Stocks rise as chip rebound continues’ cnbc is more regarded than anyone in here combined
[+11] u/Illustrious-Ad-8103: IM NOT SEEING ENOUGH MOVEMENT V HARDER
[+10] u/belendel: RDDT up 5% premarket
[+10] u/Charming-Sleep-7224: Mu to hit 1.5k before earnings ✊
Edit. Damn that dream is gone
[+10] u/the_great_insider: I’m a bull, but the blinding arrogance in here at ATHs is absolutely mental. You regards lose your collective minds over a pathetic 1% dip, screaming "PAMP IT" and "V-shape incoming" like the music never stops. Honestly, I will be the happiest person alive the day reality hits and you finally learn what a true, soul-crushing bear market feels like. One day there will be absolutely no buyers, market makers will blow SPY spreads out to $5, and the leverage you're choked out on will drag you straight to hell. You are all just Icarus flying too close to the sun on max margin, and when that liquidity finally evaporates, the loss porn is going to be biblical
[+10] u/WSB_Dre: Oil going down because this market about to crash is into a depression
[+10] u/0DTEKing: Good Morning Regards
[+10] u/TipEmpty8429: Never put off tomorrow what you can do today MU, so just go to 1100
[+10] u/Extra-Strawberry-702: RIP Bear: 6/5 - 6/9
[+10] u/Bullinlove: Guys, NOW WE HAVE TO BUY MU🐄, and at the end of the day we'll all be fat cows!!!
[+10] u/MarginCall94: MSFT makes me sick!!!!
[+10] u/TheSauce69: NVDA about to be flatter than your wife’s ass
[+10] u/GeoBro3649: Quadruple down on ASTS calls. We launching satellites again.
[+10] u/zainwhb: as long as MSFT is down, i’ll know that crash isnt coming. Scared me with that 460 pump last week, phew
[+10] u/No_Current3675: Mods on crack thinkin ima link my shit
[+10] u/Snowman33001: lol we have A.I. and everyone’s working harder than ever and stressed out about money more than ever.
This is America.
[+10] u/sirkarmalots: Nobody ever asks how Jensen is doing. Just what company is he going to pump up next
[+10] u/trust_it_bb: These flat ass days where all action is premarket is trash.
[+10] u/fzrox: Last chance before SPY 750 calls hit bros
[+10] u/csklmf: Only 2k comments before market opens. Where's everyone?
[+10] u/HonestScar7176: How do I turn off this stupid chart in the thread. It’s fucking annoying.
[+10] u/Aromatic-Frame7493: Nice korea and Europe got us up and then Americans gotta fuck it up
[+10] u/chainerection: Mrvl ,lol you piece of shit
[+10] u/Particular-Cake-6430: I hate this new layout
[+10] u/Opening_Cycle3639: So basically no news is causing this? Nothing burger lol
[+10] u/MajikoiA3When: QQQ went from like +1% to -1%+ in two hours. Absolutely horrific rugpull
[+10] u/chaoticmosaic: I was told MU was going to $1,500, I would like a refund
[+10] u/MIKl124: This is bullshit.
I buy puts, it goes up. I buy calls, it goes down.
[+10] u/-OkemaN-: sir a third dip has hit the graph
[+10] u/GetsOffToArmpits: spy: green
msft: red
spy: red
msft: believe it or not, red
[+10] u/browsk: I bought the top of the dip 😭
[+10] u/conflicted_humanist: Trading might be worst than gambling. I am sick of this shit!! 🤬
[+10] u/awetfartruinedmylife: +1% to -1% intraday on no news = circus
[+10] u/darkspherei: VIX is the next trillion dollar company
[+10] u/br0botic: Down 40k from the morning high. Very cool
[+10] u/exogeneity: Bought the low and went lower fml. Down 6%
[+10] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: My 6 puts were worth $15 this morning, just sold them for $3,000.
[+10] u/dogefool88: Jensen Huang tries to pump every stock on planet while his own stock is heading to 150
[+10] u/TomAddis: The long hard dick of reality rarely enters when you are ready for it
[+10] u/Fernyfern7: Shes fighting back boys shes losing but shes fighting back
[+10] u/mixtape312: Lmao, took 3 days to go from a bull market to a bear market.
[+10] u/Choice-Ad-4235: You know when you're having sex with a woman and you can just feel that you don't have enough size to properly satisfy her but you keep up the charade anyway
[+10] u/Tay_Tay86: # 🥭 TRUTH: IRAN SHOT DOWN OUR HELICOPTER. WE WILL RESPOND (3 MINS AGO)
[+10] u/ryu311: Trump post on 'Truth' just moments ago:
I have just been informed by our Great Military that last night the Iranians shot down one of our highly sophisticated Apache Helicopters while patrolling over the Strait of Hormuz. There were two pilots involved, both are safe and uninjured. Nevertheless, the United States must, of necessity, respond to this attack. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
[+10] u/knoqd_: 🥭 you retard that’s the wrong tweet
[+10] u/Senpai_Slime: Lmfao NOW we give a shit about Iran? After how long? Christ i cant take any of this seriously anymore
[+10] u/diego_tomato: mu already mooning LMAO
[+10] u/diego_tomato: if you work in tech and are not all in in AI stonks you're an idiot. you will likely get replaced in the coming years so not only is it a good investment but you're also hedging against losing your job
[+10] u/cgonz15: MSFT and META competing for the worst stock of all time title
[+10] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: LMAO there is literally a fuck MSFT subreddit my God no wonder this stock is a failure!!
[+10] u/Dongkey_kong: If SPY can just go to 755 today that’d be great
[+10] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: Us stocks pumping in euro market ye today is going to be a crazy day
[+10] u/TurbodToilet: The fuck is shit shit
[+10] u/firenznguyen: Are we buying OPEN now because OpenAI just filed for IPO? 🤪🤪
[+10] u/Tall-Illustrator543: There's not a singular thing of bad news today. Yields and oil down, no bombings...so naturally today will somehow be red
[+10] u/tropicalia84: # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS
# YET AGAIN!!!
# WE ARE SO BACK
[+10] u/SteakEater137: Im not saying the market is fake, but if I were designing a fake market to extract money from people, it would probably behave like this.
[+10] u/Opposite-Link: Odte trading is literally a drug
[+10] u/Successful_Trust_157: Is there a reason for this dump? I’m not finding it
[+10] u/Comfortable-Gap-9775: panic sell, flee the country, burn the ships. it’s over
[+10] u/cloudsofgrey: Was up $10k at open and now down $10k. MU got fucked today.
[+10] u/Ok-Indication-3754: Don’t be stupid guys. It’s time to buy
[+10] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Lol wtf I just got punk'd by the stock market. Up $36K, now down $29K. A $65K fucking swing... what the fuck
[+9] u/Any_Influence_8305: Melinda left Bill because she knew her LEAPs would expire worthless
[+9] u/LumpyShock9656: Who is ready for Bagrosoft to sell off even more today?
[+9] u/Dependent_Bike_3112: if they unwind the zimbabwe dollar carry trade I'm so cooked
[+9] u/RJ5R: $OPEN the Strait You Crazy Bastards
[+9] u/csklmf: temu space x pumping again
[+9] u/knoqd_: This is all because MSFT touched green for a second
[+9] u/srnx: this is probably all related to the ScamX IPO
Elmo fucking the little man even if you stay away from his toxic garbage
[+9] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: The minute you buy anything thats the top. Amazing really
[+9] u/FatFluffyFish: Man, the koreans are not gonna be pleased lmao
[+9] u/gigilero: can we get a fucking tweet already fuck
[+9] u/DufflebagJoe: Riddle me this: why isn’t AMZN $300.
[+9] u/Immediate_Code_9272: Will my two picks (MSFT, FIG) hit 7 straight days red today? let's find out!
[+9] u/stupidber: How to tell my kids I lost their college fund on Bug Fight?
[+9] u/isP1tchhere: I dont know where to lose money today
[+9] u/OldWonder5865: Microsoft and Meta should merge so we can delist them at the same time
[+9] u/wheels389: we are literally going to be ath just in time for spacex huh
[+9] u/Ltheman00: Micron you beautiful, beautiful thing
[+9] u/ThatGuyCalledEric: So space sex is on friday?
[+9] u/AffectionateFig4345: Everyone is so bearish on CPI..so spy 760 by Thursday
[+9] u/Mozart69-Nice: I know it sounds gay af but I think we still have some red fuckery ahead
[+9] u/astromouse2024: Fuck it, let’s get a +2% day today
[+9] u/EyeraGlass: I must look busted. Had a rough night of non-sleep and now FaceID is saying it doesn’t recognize me.
[+9] u/wdwentz93: Bers waking up for their DoorDash shift will be very upset with this
[+9] u/Madsen13140: Only 10 mi$ away from retirement
[+9] u/Knarre30: How long till 🌮 announce the 38th victory and total surrender of Iran? Have to time the calls and puts
[+9] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: I’m blind without the dashboard, IM IN THE DARK HERE
[+9] u/Careful-Weight-702: Need to see SPY at 755 today no exceptions
[+9] u/sspositivesoul: Most common story here -
We are waiting for a dip to buy
We bought and the dip dipped further
We panic sold and the market shot up
There is also- cash gang waiting for a 2008 redo since the past decade
[+9] u/No-Clerk7943: Buying SPY calls at open
[+9] u/KissMyRichard: Although I appreciate the effort, all the new gadgets on the leaderboard does for me is make the Reddit app crash more often.
If they wanted to make things better here they should've brought back the emojis and the live discussion should have never moved to that pain in the ass Discord.
[+9] u/arbitraryBlue: omg MSFT you piece of shit, just get bought out by GOOGL at this point
[+9] u/tropicalia84: # HERE COMES ANOTHER 2%+ DAY FOR QQQ
# DO NOT BE LEFT OUT
[+9] u/miss_L_fire: Bought calls and it immediately reversed I swear the MMs are watching me
[+9] u/refrigeratorsHD: Holding Nvidia has been like holding a cash position
[+9] u/music_is_gud: Did MRVL get touched inappropriately?
[+9] u/snbgames: Kill the stupid widget. Absolutely wrecking phone batteries mods
[+9] u/LowWarthog: What the hell is happening? Did someone say something? Did someone bomb something?
[+9] u/ShittyUsernane1222: not an v but the concept of an plan of an v.
catastrophic dump incoming
[+9] u/ajibtunes: I ate ass last night and now I got sore throat 😖
[+9] u/PickleRickleTV: And they say the market isn’t manipulated lol. Coordinated selling by IBs
[+9] u/SargeMaximus: Me: buy $10 worth of stock
Market: loses 1 Trillion in value
👍
[+9] u/Fox_n_Roll: We might have missed a new war guys
[+9] u/robmafia: spcx ipo to raise $75 billion.
market needs to wipe out trillions to make room for the 75b.
what
[+9] u/BFox1982: This is all because they changed the Daily Thread chart
[+9] u/Livid_Term_1767: When I started trading a week ago I never imagined i could lose so much money in so little time
[+9] u/chuggindong: Thats it im calling the cops
[+9] u/MrSurferbrahDudeman: This bull is now cash gang
[+9] u/Spiritual_Storm7363: Bought the dips… the dips continue to dip… very classic move
[+9] u/isolated-cat: market makers conditioned everyone to buy the dip, only to rug pull it later
[+9] u/enjoylol: Sell in June and go goon
[+9] u/Hi_I_am_gosu: Not me watching my portfolio go up 50k last week then back down 50k this week 😞
[+9] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Blew my entire port on options never again man
[+9] u/chuggindong: This is your last chance to call my mom and tell her you love her
[+9] u/OsamaBagHolding: Jarvis, unpiss my pants.
[+9] u/McClintockC: Prepare for generational pump.
^(please I beg you)
[+9] u/Mesmurized: I had puts this morning and paper handsed them.....missed out on 17k of gains......
[+9] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: Just dumped a 7 figure nepobaby inheritence into VOO, expect a -30% crash or so from here boys
[+9] u/ReadyGain2972: Mrvl +4% premarket and -10% now. Which regard bought in at 316?
[+9] u/SeasonOk8915: \+$22k on spy puts today
[+9] u/AlertPen4796: Fuk you marvell, fuck you space X, fuk you all
[+9] u/Dulmut: People are screaming like its over, bitch, SPY is at 730 in this dogshit, war ridden economy. Let it drop another 100 points before panicking
[+9] u/Corgination77: I’ve been out of the market for 2 years, as soon as I got back in last month I get wrecked 💀💀💀
[+9] u/Odd_Marionberry_3243: That V is going to be beautiful... we gonna V right? right???
[+9] u/AllCapNoBrake: https://preview.redd.it/jdae8qma7a6h1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f26c4ddb3362f1a57c7afd7f6a4797fe73091f4
[+9] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: Michael Burry in full ecstasy right now.
[+9] u/sam4o19: Little dipski before they announce Iran war over and we rip. They need to enter their positions
[+9] u/thenewnoise09: I’m down so much it’s scary. And I’m just investing, no options
[+9] u/Stealthless: I blame that dumbass SpaceX IPO bullshit
[+9] u/Dennistheemennis: How many Robinhood alerts can I get of every stock I own hitting a new low
[+9] u/looool_k_libtard: Nasdaq gonna circuit break soon
[+9] u/Bichael-Murry: DONNY TIME TO ANNOUNCE A DEAL BRO HURRY UP
[+9] u/Ok-Flatworm-3397: Now this is pod racing
[+9] u/M00NFAC3_69: wonder how many cute little new PDT traders just got absolutely fucking wiped these last couple days
[+9] u/followedbymeteor: Saylor buys 1000 btc and it tanks 4% the next day 🤣 fuck that guy in particular
[+9] u/neaturee: This market no longer serves the common man. It’s detrimental to my health
[+9] u/Moepenmoes: So this is why Buffet went cash gang
[+9] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: I actually like these vicious corrections compared to the slow bleeds we've been used to in the past. Get it over with. You know they are planning them.
[+9] u/zmagickz: I was told mrvl was going to a trillion dollars, how do i get a refund?
[+9] u/mighty_sys_admin: age of AI kinda sucks ngl
[+9] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: SNDK was up 8% at one point today lol
[+9] u/TheSauce69: Gentlemen, its been an honor
[+9] u/igotthis_man: Breaking news: MSFT AND META TO BE EXCLUDED FROM MAG 7 to POOR 7
[+9] u/isolated-cat: 🥭: US MUST RESPOND TO ATTACK ON HELICOPTER ON STRAIT OF HORMUZ
barron had puts
[+9] u/_IsNull: Trump said on Monday evening that the U.S. was close to reaching a peace deal with Iran, adding that the Strait of Hormuz would be open once it is signed. Speaking during a virtual rally, Trump also claimed that the U.S. had “decimated” Iran’s military and top leadership.
“I think we are winning that battle, but you’re really gonna win it over the next two weeks when we declare total victory,” Trump said.
—-
“Total victory” also “peace deal”.
“Decimated” but capable of shooting sophisticated Apache helicopters
[+9] u/ManonFire1224: Insiders front ran the hell out of this dip
[+9] u/Odd_Marionberry_3243: This all happend because of this new widget in Daily Discussion.
[+9] u/VanguardDeezNuts: 50% cash 50% crash. It's on the website.
[+9] u/W0lv3rIn321: Imagine buying spcx ipo hoping for it to become the largest market cap company for measly 2-3x returns when a short position will likely net actual life changing returns
[+9] u/Meeting_Ok2: Need to revenge trade to get back all that damn money i lost Friday
[+9] u/MrsEveryShot: wish my fucking roommate would leave so I can hang schlong around my house
[+9] u/CJBlueNorther: I just found out that a bitch that turned me down back in like 2018 is still single. She's 33 now and still alone.
[+9] u/tldamico: Need moar pump. Thank you for your matter to this attention.
[+9] u/CardiologistIll7271: im so perplexed why did the market dump 3% on a friday and then just forget the next monday
[+9] u/sam4o19: Glad to see I’m not the only idiot bag holding MSFT
[+9] u/whenyournotdead: All gains lost in 10min fuck me
[+9] u/plzplzplztendies: **Uh oh bool looking like fool**
[+9] u/Independent-Tree-985: This is the end of the investment journey for some of you.
it'll be nice to get this sub cleaned up a bit
[+9] u/smegmania1: we’ll end green today bois
[+9] u/mushroomdog420: When does it V back up to ATH
[+9] u/andsto2: This is the fastest I’ve seen the market drop on 0 new news
[+9] u/nocturnalvampiress: Not me starting to invest yesterday and now this is happing
[+9] u/Turtletwoshells: Yolod the dip, were definitely tanking now.
[+9] u/trust_it_bb: Cpi shows inflation down and we rocket up 10% on SPY
Sorry just fantasizing some bullporn
[+8] u/Briack89: Buy Asts, thank me later 🙌
[+8] u/InspectorDabbit_: If you aren't buying puts on MSFT at literally every bounce, you are not a true bear
It's a godsend
[+8] u/Alive_Brush1312: Watching bulls suffer is actually so funny after months of them being insufferable
[+8] u/motherrunner817: whoever said to buy spy puts and thank them by lunch time - thank you!
[+8] u/New-Length5593: BREAKING: Generational buying at the top opportunity.
[+8] u/United-Hearing-8286: President confirmed we must attack Iran ggs bulls
[+8] u/WordsHappenedHere: MSFT really going to go sideways all year like it did in 2024
[+8] u/Psychological_Fly109: This is a 2% day, incase you havent seen the writing on the wall
[+8] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Today kospi opened at 4.5 , dropped to 2.1 then ended day with 9.1
Qqq will be similar. Will open +1% , drop to +0.5% and then close at +3%
[+8] u/KayMS_: If stocks up AH = We mooning! 🚀🚀
If stocks down AH = AH is fake and 🌈
TYFYATTM!!
[+8] u/theunderstandingman: Big RKLB and ASTS day?
[+8] u/crab_people_now: Shocker, buying the semi dip was a good idea
[+8] u/SuffiecientSapian: I’m the reason IBM, MSFT and PALO won’t go up. Im sorry
[+8] u/Historical-Cost1444: Rotating into oil companies… this war is not gonna end before 2030.
[+8] u/LasyKuuga: I’m so much less willing to take shit from someone if I don’t wanna fuck then 😔
[+8] u/zainwhb: when I ipo my company to compete in the worst stock of all time and I see MSFT
[+8] u/Icommandyou: You can actually find 100 different Axios articles about a peace deal imminent, it’s kind of funny
[+8] u/zainwhb: nvda will announce production of memory and it will still be at 210
[+8] u/Any_Influence_8305: All my space stocks up 5+% each. Loading up on OPEN now for the openai IPO
[+8] u/jiggolo420: Nvda is going red.. that i know for sure
[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: The new board got me feeling retarded.
[+8] u/Significant_Speed854: So annoying how much percentage of moves and the amount of the move happens overnight/premarket
[+8] u/iiGoodVibesii: Reminder;
If you didn't panic sell your Memory Stock/Contracts on Friday, pat yourself on the back.
[+8] u/AdOk3638: Need all my beautiful AI stonks to gap up 10% at open, is that too much to ask?
[+8] u/zainwhb: negative cpi tomorrow with negative rates incoming for that sweet pump to 1000
[+8] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: These less than 1% pumps on mag7 is so stupid
[+8] u/PandoraBot: It's just come to my attention that my earbuds must have slipped out of my pocket on the train last thursday, gg
[+8] u/miata_only: Some people are saying Jensen is in talks with Best Buy he was spotted there yesterday at the customer service desk returning a 16ft gold plated Monster HDMI cable with 24k gold connectors
[+8] u/fenriswulfwsb: Bring back the old chart and our emoji's!
[+8] u/potato111a: Ber's safe haven: MSFT LMAO 🤌
[+8] u/E39_CBX: Has anybody else not bothered trying to figure out the new chart thing?
[+8] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Last attempt by bers to lower market with low volume 🤡
[+8] u/music_is_gud: Ameripoors dumping to afford their healthcare
[+8] u/spectra444: Yeah, I'm not letting them trap me... I will wait until the top to buy calls per usual
[+8] u/Star_Lord924: Dude what the actual fuck is this shit. Seriously?
[+8] u/FrostySoftPressure: Everytime I hold I wish I would’ve sold
[+8] u/FatFluffyFish: The real moves are really only AH and premarket huh...
It's just gonna chop during market hours isn't it....
[+8] u/patmccock86: Pumping and dumping spy is an interesting choice
[+8] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: https://preview.redd.it/5p00asudn96h1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ce84ef1af2ffdd70f7a47799a06a948b508de78
[+8] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: port making 15% swings daily this cant be healthy
[+8] u/diefy7321: # This widget sucks anoos
[+8] u/upvz: they're rugpulling both sides every 5 mins
[+8] u/Blownofftheblock: Buy the dip with what? Lint?
[+8] u/FaithlessnessIcy3875: Whole market is trading like a shit coin LMAO
[+8] u/JessKingHangers: I have a bunch of calls expiring Friday so.Im sure we will be red all week then pump on Monday
[+8] u/The_Brem: for whoever missed the note.. stop buying the dip
[+8] u/abroadbroadband: CALL AN AMBULANCE...
# for me.
[+8] u/Xytol21: Welp that’s how I turn 150k to 85k 😭 in one week
[+8] u/whitepug: Alright im a bear but what the fuck that just blew through the put wall
[+8] u/RockinOutCockOut: HOLY FUCKING SHIT I LOVE THIS NO PDT RULE
I would have never been able to scalp like this otherwise
🤑🤑🤑
[+8] u/Tall-Illustrator543: Are we pricing in a Chinese invasion of Taiwan or something?😂
[+8] u/A55BAG: close the app. It's over 🤣
[+8] u/Independent-Tree-985: many of you would do better with a savings account
[+8] u/North-Collection6304: one of the dumbest days of all time so far
[+8] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: see you guys next decade , everything is lost
[+8] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: **Crazy that without all the splits 1 NVDA share would cost you about $72,000 😳**
[+8] u/Chance-Albatross7809: had some hope for recovery for a split second then i read another "V incoming" comment and realized were so fucked
[+8] u/OnceALoser: Why buy options when you get the same thrill with Sandisk
[+8] u/damnthatbooty: What the actual fuck is happening today
[+8] u/vermilli21: I tricked the algos by buying one call for .10 to pump my puts
[+8] u/Professional-Tap2052: We back to Friday's lows just like that
[+8] u/Full_Cash6140: This is what we call a waterfall. Literally straight down
[+8] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: MMs love manipulating premarket and dumping after open lol
[+8] u/CUbuffGuy: I bought 100k of ASTS at the perfect top today, already down over 10k lmao
[+8] u/Force_Hammer: Flip the breakers!
https://preview.redd.it/8vlpn3dh0a6h1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9848d5139d6223be9991bc21b8bec649c4d91527
[+8] u/SteakEater137: Market successfully ignored all problems for months and euphorically pumped, then decides within day “oh yeah they’re real”
[+8] u/Evander85: Spy: -1%
My port: -25%
[+8] u/No-Put2311: Alright Bols, gear up we have to defend QQQ 700 or it is over
[+8] u/spreadbetfred: Bulls realising they aren’t actually good investors 💀
[+8] u/awetfartruinedmylife: “Microsoft is a boring stock but at least I won’t lose all my money with it”
Me, January 2026
[+8] u/New-Length5593: FUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKED
[+8] u/freeze_god69: AI is over! Calls on Stone Age technology
[+8] u/_Clit-Commander_: Shit, just realized its not even noon yet. The selloff could accelerate.
[+8] u/Wooden-Evidence-374: Sorry guys. I decided to put $300 on calls today. I forgot poor people arent allowed to make money on stocks.
[+8] u/browsk: Yesterday really was the gift to sell 😭
[+8] u/swarthout2222: Anyone else get absolutely fried
[+8] u/Bichael-Murry: these bags will be held by generations to come
[+8] u/MadDabbed: Somebody said they timed the bottom😂😂😂😂😂😂
[+8] u/ShittyUsernane1222: oof, I guess the CPI numbers must be real bad if the markets dumped this early
[+8] u/cannythecat: If CPI is running hot tomorrow we're gonna have a lost decade.
[+8] u/ostlert: Fuck my paper hands. I had spy odte puts and let them go down $10k but as soon as they are up $1k, I sell. They would be worth $40k right now
[+8] u/DomProLuxPolished: HELP!!!!! IM BEING TREATED LIKE A POOR PERSON RIGHT NOW!!!!
[+8] u/Peeeeech: Koreans waking up to Kospi 0 tmr
[+8] u/Horror_Lawfulness738: I panic bought spx puts and then panic sold at a $600 loss when if I just held through the slide it would’ve been an $11,000 gain
Even at a chance for glory I ended up red
I belong here
[+8] u/Muted_Wasabi_1284: Walked into a meeting was up 2k. Left the meeting. Down 1300. What the fuck happened
[+8] u/shawlawoff: Is $50K down in two weeks good?
My wife’s boyfriend keeps asking me
[+8] u/Full_Cash6140: People are still talking about Vs and buy the dip lmao
[+8] u/burtburtburtcg: Good morning, fellow exit liquidity
[+8] u/skin_flute_player: Oil down, market down, my peepee is small. WTF is happening!?
[+8] u/Rich-Advertising-230: This shit is diabolical what the hell happened this country used to be great
[+8] u/USMCActiveToReserve: Was +$23,000 today to negative by lunch. Amazing.
[+8] u/SlimPerceptions: It just keeps going down
[+8] u/Bigbagholdr: How the fuck is it still free falling?
[+8] u/RoccoFb: Why would Joe Biden do this?
[+8] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: What fucking news is this dumping on?
[+8] u/Front_Umpire4873: Red on no news. Whats happening?
[+8] u/PanicApprehensive16: If I would of just held the puts I bought this morning I would legit be a millionaire. Instead I fucked around and ended up losing 20k.
[+8] u/theLemNnade: I legit hate myself. Crying in the casino. I’m done with options
[+8] u/GuwopGOAT: Its your American duty to be liquidity for the great American financial institutions
[+8] u/Ble_h: Have you said thank you once?
[+8] u/Regenbooggeit: Why the fuck would anyone sell before the end of the war? That shit will fly once the deal is made.
[+8] u/arbitraryBlue: I don't even want to masturbate anymore 😔
[+8] u/Mediocre_Tension3088: I legit sold 4 SPY 741 0dte puts for $1.07 each this morning...... now worth $13.15
[+8] u/Dry_Satisfaction_139: Don’t worry guys I’ll buy a put I’ll save this
[+8] u/FeelingRain: You gotta love deep red days
[+8] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Bro why was I even born
[+8] u/Ok_Winner9825: This started happening when WSB DD started using the new board
[+8] u/Overall-Double3948: Jensen created thousands of MRVL bagholders with his "next trillion company" comment. Crazy.
[+8] u/Top-Meaning2626: MU bols getting eviscerated
[+8] u/isolated-cat: such a beautiful summer afternoon to enjoy this margin call
[+8] u/Ryu6912: Was going to buy puts and never pulled the trigger fuckkkk
[+8] u/Extreme-District8213: see you guys in the bread lines
[+8] u/AdExtension3875: dont know about you all but i dont deserve this
[+7] u/desperatemeasure5: how to get the old chart back?
[+7] u/ddrsdght: Fucking sick of this fugazi market
[+7] u/dabblesest: Some of you are going to make money today and it really shows.
[+7] u/CMTTrader: 🚀 crash game is absolutely RIGGED. Avoid!
[+7] u/Countcuntular: Why didnt i sell MSFT ar 470 am i dumb?
[+7] u/Majesticelephant101: If this keeps mooning, full porting 0dt puts at open.
[+7] u/zlordbeats: THIS DAMN CHART GOT MY PHONE OVERHEATING THE FUCK ORSRKARMA
[+7] u/Shishlaps_doe: Whoever sold $MU at open for a small profit is going to be really disappointed today
[+7] u/BFox1982: Trump lied. Bears died.
[+7] u/Independent-Tree-985: oil being down because israel and iran stopped comparing their PPs is like me calling my pitbull a good boi doggo because he hasnt mauled a child this week
>!you already know what news I could have put in here, so idk why youre butthurt about the truth!<
[+7] u/BT_Baggage_handler: 🥭 rug pull because he got booed last night?
[+7] u/Commercial_Ease8053: Is there any legitimate reason for this… or just MM rug pulling everyone who thought they got the dip and trying to fuck us twice in a row?
[+7] u/Mozart69-Nice: I'm going to save the economy
!banbet SPY -3% 3d
[+7] u/BroadBlueberry7777: the rugpull is real Spy 650 eow
bulls get out NOW
[+7] u/Commercial_Ease8053: So… literally not a single person has an explanation for why the market decided to rug pull at exactly 7AM pst.
Cough cough manipulation cough cough kill me.
[+7] u/Jolly_Cicada380: Oh so it was a bubble all along ok
[+6] u/Civil_Librarian_6445: God it smells like straight fecal matter in here
[+6] u/RJNavarrete: Anything I own pumps 7-10% at open, I'm selling. Don't care what it is.
[+18] u/Ok-Nose29: This is called, institutions liquidating in rounds so they don't crash the market fully
[+14] u/SpruceJuice5: This V is real if you do nothing now, and fake if you buy calls. I don't make the rules
[+14] u/uncsucks: Look at Axios suggesting that an Iranian drone "accidentally" took down the Apache. Clowns
[+14] u/ebitdasga: Crazy that there’s so much insider trading that we actually V once the bad news actually hits
[+14] u/BuyTheFuckingDipss: 🥭 says Iran’s military shot down a US Apache helicopter in the Strait of Hormuz. The same IRAN MILITARY he claimed was totally destroyed last month.
How can a nonexistent military still conduct operations?
[+13] u/LemurLord: Looking like a good day to own 60 head of cattle
[+13] u/svpa3991: Freak tf out and buy everything
[+12] u/HighwayExotic2808: • Market dumps due to uncertainty
• 🥭 says Iran shot down a helicopter so now the U.S. will retaliate
• Market pumps due to certainty being restored
• ???
• Profit
[+12] u/MrIntuition: helicopter blown up and we rip like this?
[+11] u/HungryHashMastr: 🥭 says he’s gonna attack and market starts ripping. lol wut
[+11] u/Namtabmal: Ok which one of you bought Puts 40 minutes ago?
[+11] u/Chosoiii: I got both puts and calls and I’m down on both
[+11] u/LawngClaw17: This boutta be the fakest V of all time (trying reverse psychology on the market)
[+11] u/TinyPaleontologist87: Helicopter gets shot down and we V
[+11] u/trsx5: Went from -25k to 0. I'd say that a win in my book!
[+11] u/wmzula: This weeks food is OnlyCans
[+10] u/lSazedl: ah yes, escalation of war. a classic bull signal
[+10] u/Successful-End7689: War ended and restarted 10 times within the past hour 😂
[+10] u/budsonguy: Upvote this comment if you got rekt today
[+10] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: U.S. officials reportedly believe a deal with Iran could halt its nuclear program for 15 years, though Iran is said to have offered only a five-year enrichment suspension."
Like 10mins ago. Iran shoot us so now we shoot back and now we're close to a deal with Iran lol
[+10] u/crunchwrapsupreme4: this price action is fucked, what kind of deranged market behaves this way
[+9] u/AdventurousFinish681: Guess barron has puts
[+9] u/mangofruitdude: In terms of money... we got no money
[+9] u/laurencenor: Damn Musk came to ruin the party with this fucking space x ipo man
[+9] u/LostMallDoll: cash gang looking down from their ivory fucking tower
[+9] u/AnalBeadsInSpace: w o r s t . p o t u s . e v e r - an entire year of gains gone and I blame YOU. Yes YOU reading this.
[+9] u/ZeroSumTruths: Guys, keep buying the dips, we gotta make sure Elon becomes the first trillionaire while before the next Wendy's shift starts
[+9] u/divibrah: Biggest rug of them all about to be pulled
[+9] u/onel1f3: I did not panic selll..
I am a bagholder
[+9] u/Hegecoin_Rules: Opened a 745 put at 9:30am, closed it at 9:50am for $50 profit instead of $11k
AMA
[+9] u/frogger1988: any chance we close green? asking for a VERY retarded friend
[+9] u/happyegg1000: Spy reversal ruined my life
[+9] u/neverseengreen: I sold my puts at 724 for a 167% gain (+3.5k), feelsgoodman
[+9] u/PracticalMeeting5267: I COUDVE BEEN A MILLIONAIRE
[+9] u/MrIntuition: i mean this is just crazy
[+8] u/ebitdasga: Oil down, treasuries down, market down, metals down. None of this makes sense
[+8] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Just woke up. Should I check my port today
[+8] u/Due_Syllabub_1939: It’s green! It’s red :( it’s green! It’s red :(
[+8] u/ShutUpTodd: I want to live in a world where I never have to see Sam Altman's and Elon Musk's stupid fucking faces ever again.
[+8] u/Daydreamer1945: can we get the old display back?
[+8] u/Snoo_4496: can’t believe I m losing money on both calls and puts
[+8] u/blue_akz21: It’s fine bc we’re all holding cash for SpaceX anyways
[+8] u/Controls_King: Okay this isn’t funny anymore… I may have to resort back to 0DTEs to ever get out of the black
[+8] u/907cconnak: Gotta lose money to lose money
[+7] u/powerboner: We all know why the Knicks lost last night 😔
[+7] u/Jerikolol: Microsoft? More liek MicroSUCKS hahaha, get it get it? Cuz its down every day.. yeah u know so it sucks 😞
[+7] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Imma just buy calls on everything Dolan owns since 🥭 appeared with him.
[+7] u/uncsucks: Puts all day today this market is retarded
[+7] u/Appropriate_One_4273: Petition to delist Microslop because what is this shit
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Told my wife I got her a new bag. Can't wait to see her face when I show her it's MSFT.
[+7] u/Sufficient_Nose629: ASTS still 🟢, I guess the upcoming sat launches are keeping it afloat
[+7] u/M13alint: Was almost rich like 4 times today
[+7] u/Deadsea3132: Market wasn’t scared of CPI last night and this morning but all of a sudden everyone decides to dump at the same moment? Yeah it’s all a big club and we’re not in it lmao
[+7] u/OkResponsibility2470: As soon as I see one of you regards say “here comes the V” I know were unequivocally fucked
[+7] u/sekak77: Plot twist …. Removing PDT fkks retail and market
[+7] u/MrNo_Balls: is retail making so much money from the removal of the PDT rule that the market is crashing?
[+7] u/samaritan1331_: its over guys CPI 20%
[+7] u/IAmTheSilent1: You're not fooling me with this fake-ass V. I'm sooper smart!
[+7] u/EnginrA: So you’re telling me companies spending trillions on data centers isn’t bullish?
[+7] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: 1.6 trillion was not erased from the market.
You can’t erase things that didn’t exist in the first place
[+7] u/extrabigbrain: sorry kids - summer is canceled.
[+7] u/Nictel: Lol I got a warning that SPY crossed 746. Came to check on my profits. WHAT HAPPENED?!
[+7] u/CitizenPremier: Be ~~greedy~~ bearish when others are ~~fearful~~ bearish
[+7] u/pidaryob: bro all i hold is shares and im down 8% today ???
[+7] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Did you cry all weekend, praying to just break even after Friday, only to break even and reengage your greed?
[+7] u/soulbro97: BREAKING: All data center construction projects shift to Waffle Houses, using the Nvidia Blackwell chips to heat the griddles
[+7] u/ev01ution: I bought calls that’s why the helicopter got shot down.
[+7] u/All_Outta_Lives: great day to be holding a tangible asset like cows
[+7] u/Haikoe: Fun thing is, if it pumps to green, we get to do this again tomorrow!
[+7] u/BlackedOutSubaruWRX: This market is a complete joke
[+7] u/lilordeo: just give up you filthy bulls goddamit
[+7] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: When does the selling start
[+7] u/jonneh: Anthropic: Omg Mythos is so scary bro! Omg bro Mythos is actually too dangerous for the public!
Also Anthropic: Today we are releasing Mythos for everyone.
[+7] u/PriorScreen7613: Fully expect another day of dumping from MMs
[+7] u/trumpdiego: Bill Kospi going back to jail tonight
[+7] u/Capable-Yak-8486: Oh so NOW the market decides to follow TA and economic news
[+7] u/Active_Finish2316: Well I got wrecked today
[+7] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: loaded on 737 calls. I may be a tard but I refuse to be a ber
[+7] u/poozyfloor: I love the outdated headlines and videos on yahoo finance.
[+7] u/maplessbastard: Guys. I don’t feel so well.
[+7] u/Burger_Gouger: **You** lost money today
[+7] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: This market sucks dicks man.. like why
[+7] u/baller1able: QQQ went from +1% to -2% in 2 hours 😭
[+7] u/jraiv420: Should have listened to sell in May and go away bols
[+7] u/CowManFalling: # THE DOTCOM BUBBLE BURST WHEN THE FED RAISED INTEREST RATES I REPEAT THE DOTCOM BUBBLE BURST WHEN THE FED RAISED INTEREST RATES
[+7] u/kantargi: Prediction from future: a Taco post saying the Iranians apologize for the incident, and he graciously accepts their apology.
[+7] u/Black_Label_36: How can I unsell a put?
[+7] u/optionsCone: I prefer the langue of love
\> IRAN'S GHALIBAF: WE PREFER THE LANGUAGE OF DIPLOMACY, BUT WE SPEAK OTHER LANGUAGES FAR MORE FLUENTLY. BREAK YOUR COMMITMENTS, AND WE'LL SWITCH TO WHAT WE SPEAK BEST.
[+7] u/_Fibbles_: I have been promoted from day trader to long term investor 😎
[+7] u/Disguised_Engineer: Every stock chart looks the same.
[+7] u/LoathedOne: How could they do this on 69 day
[+7] u/pranay33: You are all welcome. I bought SPY 0DTE Puts at 726
[+7] u/Disguised_Engineer: V recovery on a falling volume? I call bull trap.
[+7] u/Blyrone__Blashinton: RIP to your calls they got hit wit a bazooka
[+7] u/CryptoTAGod: if you think its over, remember - up the stairs, off the cliff
[+7] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: if we drop without news, freak the fuck out
[+7] u/JellyfishFestival: Gotta say this is one of the more surprising dumps I've seen, with no clear catalyst.
The whole thing is still overpriced but the sentiment and trend change was very sharp for no obvious chart level, news, or macro indicator responsible that I can see.
[+7] u/stock_dude9: Market is pissed about peace in middle east
[+7] u/thedyslexicdetective: Dang a -4 % intraday drop. Haven’t seen that since the tariffs
[+6] u/SSmitch: Inverse WSB, so I connected my brokerage account 😎
[+6] u/WindNo3445: Can't really put into words how angry this market is making me
[+6] u/No-Worldliness9865: Already doubled down on my wrong trade
[+6] u/powertrippingmod67: Was feeling emotional and impulsive so u just bought a bunch of calls
[+6] u/DiamondHandzXD: Meanwhile RDDT stays strong. $250 EOY
[+6] u/thisisaredditforart: Papa Jensen said to buy
[+6] u/Its0ks: A smartman knows when to go to the bathroom to dump.
[+6] u/BGMilan: !banbet ASTS $120 7d
[+6] u/KeeLow300: I’m a bull but damn why does it feel dumpy
[+6] u/ScreenNumerous8182: Gonna sell everything I have so it will moon right after. Buy RKLB, NBIS, SLS, HOVR, XOVR, CXAI
[+6] u/TheYearGuesser: Im so drawn to pump and dumps. Call me Bonnie Blue
[+6] u/Historical-Cricket-8: Stocks.. please go up today!
[+6] u/hazycrazey: Can’t believe OPEN is a 4.38, seems like a steal for pre IPO
[+6] u/bertacle: # ARE YOU FUCKIN READY
[+6] u/thats_justice_baby: I did not buy the dip.
[+6] u/jasperCrow: If you are considering buying puts on the SPY. Just remember how many regards are loading up on 0dte calls.
[+6] u/eiloop: Bears… you either crooked or you’re stupid
[+6] u/Kurdwadat: sell everything, buy OIL
[+6] u/shunted22: Time to announce another ceasefire axios
[+6] u/katger18: I keep on buying calls that's why it's dipping.
[+6] u/ihopethisworksfornow: #THE SPY IS FALLING THE SPY IS FALLING
[+6] u/plxyboyy: I knew i should have gotten out completely at 723 but greedy me bought 40 722p 0dte
[+6] u/PicklesAreTight: Every V gets demolished
[+6] u/Cold-Goose-2757: I bought a put at the bottom, you're welcome btw
[+6] u/twostroke1: Drill Friday. Recover Monday. Drill back down on Tuesday.
The fuck is even the point of this shit?
[+6] u/trsx5: The best is y'all doing "DD" on stocks that have ran 4000%+
[+6] u/fish_: gm to call buyers only
[+6] u/Miker1730: i continue to laugh at microslop
[+6] u/SallWreet: I feel everyone beside me is in MU raking in money so I will buy 2 shares at market open just to see it fall and experience the joys of friday fear again.
You have been warned.
[+6] u/neal_73: QQQ 735 today. I won't take no for an answer.
[+6] u/xyrian328: The new daily discussion widget runs like shit
[+6] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Holy shit please just bring back the PDT rule wtf is this market
[+6] u/Fieryhotsauce: Some shit was like +10% in premarket and is now red lol
[+6] u/Accurate-Letter-546: This is gonna happen.
\- You will sell and panic
\- Tomorow Economic Data is horrible. But it will wipe out Puts.
\- Bols will buy back in euphoria
\-Legendary Rugpull by end of day. Market continues to crash because you were exit liquidity
[+6] u/LeakMyBigBowls: Fuck we're all gonna die, START PANICKING!!!!!
[+6] u/dontslambro: They dump it hard on the metals once again
[+6] u/kenno768: I'll buy the dip tomorrow close
[+6] u/degenforlife69: Chop chop chop then dump eod
[+6] u/MetalliTooL: Spy just casually up 1% and then down 2%.
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: The moment I panic sell, the market will immediately pump 💀
[+6] u/Hefty-Chipmunk-5445: Fuck it I just bought the dip.
[+6] u/Comfortable733: BANK OF AMERICA HATES AMERICA
[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: When you see a drop on huge volume out of nowhere like we saw on Friday just get the fuck out of the way
[+6] u/clouts1: wtf did I miss just woke up
[+6] u/Onurb86: Just sell Bols, you'll thank me
[+6] u/silver0199: Oil? Down!
Gold? Down!
Tech? Down!
Bond yields? Down!
Automotive? Down!
Someone make it make sense
[+6] u/irathersleepalone: idk about y'all but i'm buying more..
[+6] u/Mangoworshipper: Guys don’t worry we have the perfect man for times like these. Who else can say they completely reversed a 20% drawdown in a month and ended 10 wars?
[+6] u/nametaglost: I’m so fucking horny right now. Gonna have the greatest wank ever tonight.
[+6] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Calls easy money. Red for no reason
[+6] u/kairepaire: First we have a little red, soon we have a lot of red
[+6] u/xlmtothemoon: it's not even 1 yet LOL
[+6] u/_hopkins: Man, I am so fucking tired of snip snap snip snap.
[+6] u/dreamwagon: V back to flat, or even -.5% would be the most hilarious thing ever
[+6] u/IronicallyCanadian: Who the fuck is margin and why does he keep trying to get a hold of me via phone?
[+6] u/Snoo-90587: No way this v don’t fool me im staying out
[+6] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: SNDK is making me so fucking hard RN about to watch a stepdad video.. oh no stepdisk what are you doing
[+6] u/puts_every_day: The most fun happens when bols think there is a V, and then we get another -1%, and again 😂. Like on Friday.
[+6] u/drakilian: Yeah I mean Semis were literally up 100% on the year as a sector we had this one coming
[+5] u/willscuba4food: You're one of those people he said he loves! You know "the poorly educated".
[+5] u/JellyfishFestival: it turns out that "well, the Korean market went up" is not justification for adding a trillion dollars to the value of US stocks literally overnight
[+5] u/powertrippingmod67: My life is worse because of Elon Musk
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: My question is how is meta green LOL
[+5] u/soulbro97: Be the change you want to see in the market 🫵
[+5] u/West_Track_9927: BAN ALGOS FUCK JANE STREET
[+5] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: So the PDT rule really was to protect us...
[+5] u/EnginrA: I guess bers were….right?
[+5] u/Wakawifi101: I almost bought puts today chat
[+5] u/Yonderbeyonder: wonder if theres people out there going all in on OPEN right now
[+5] u/likamuka: US ENERGY SECRETARY WRIGHT SAYS SHIP TRAFFIC THROUGH STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS RISING 'VERY MEANINGFULLY' TO 2 SHIPS PER 6 HOURS
[+5] u/aqjingson: I entered MU and then it entered me 😳
[+5] u/crispycreasy: Up 1,100% in the past week. Think I’m going to sit today out
[+5] u/schwalbatros: How am I supposed to pay for the food I just ordered?
[+5] u/farkoooooff: Such a paper handed bitch. I sold about 45mins ago
[+5] u/Onyxpropaganda: How funny would it be if we close Green
[+20] u/InfectedClit: DOESNT THE MARKET KNOW I LIKE TO BE WINED AND DINNED BEFORE GETTING FUCKED
[+18] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: No one’s even bullish we are just in disbelief at the weapons grade autism that fuels this market right now 🤣🤣🤣
[+18] u/BeepBoopDep: Lmao qqq drops 5% from the intraday high
Bers: Totally legal, logical move. Market finally healing!
Qqq pumps 2.5 from the low
Bers: WTF WHY WOULD IT PUMP OUT OF NO WHERE? CLEARLY MANIPULATED!!!
[+15] u/hv876: Someone has made a fuck load of money today. And it ain’t me.
[+15] u/ryzetard: fucking risky af going long as this pump is on low volume.
one big sell off and its gonna erase that entire V and plunge harder but you never fucking know whats going to happen in this retarded casino
[+14] u/No_Fig_7835: nice now I'm only down a LOT and not a TON
[+14] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: I survived the bear market of 9:30am to 12:30pm LMAO
[+13] u/Marshmallowmind2: Life changing market
Instead of 1 job, you need 2 now
[+13] u/Iunatic: The fuck is even happening LMAO
[+12] u/Over-Celebration-168: Guys honest question does mod gets paid or they are just unemployed and have too much free time to do anything meaningful ?
[+12] u/iamthetimby: PDT gone for 3 days and we have the most violent swings in market history
[+12] u/Frumpy_little_noodle: Today has been the longest week of the year.
[+11] u/Autistic-Bot: Watch me turn this $1000 into $100 in 1 hour
[+11] u/killerbeeswaxkill: If I had a nickel for every time I timed the market wrong I’d be a millionaire.
[+11] u/BillyKean: Welp blew my account. Cant resist the gambling
[+10] u/rugbyliebe: Ladies and gentlemen: The great ber-bul-trap of June 9th 26.
TBC.
[+10] u/ClaudesSexBot: Bear market 9.6.26 - 9.6.26, RIP
[+10] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: my greed makes me sick. 5k gains and i decided to full port the gains back into the market.
[+10] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: Need SPY to go up another $15
[+10] u/Spicyboi981: No PDT has made me realize how many times my regarded ass should’ve taken a ban to cut losses
[+10] u/housemouse431: no way they run this back up to green, death drop incoming.
[+10] u/_LonePhoenix_: Commander Ber, how many casualties from the fake V?
[+10] u/bigballer29: ASTS was the worst thing I threw money at.
[+10] u/EpiphyticOrchid8927: https://www.reuters.com/world/spacex-ipo-demand-is-approaching-four-times-oversubscribed-source-says-2026-06-09/
jesus fucking christ
[+9] u/amanj41: Someone could have made 100x on calls in the morning and puts at the reversal. Couldn’t be me. Sold calls too late and sold puts too early
[+9] u/mebumboclot67: Yo Spy is doing a V? What did they have like good earnings or something?
[+9] u/LaserBeamer17: You 🫵 sold your calls and bought puts at 12:40 PM EST today (exact bottom) and are now shidding and crying in the casino 🤡
[+9] u/Vlisa: Technical Analysis informing me the market is doing the classic throw shit at the wall and see what sticks pattern.
[+9] u/DownSyndromSteven: It’s not like anyone has made a big deal of a black hawk getting shot down before, nothing to worry about
[+9] u/cheddarwalrus: Most miserable $200 I’ve ever made 😆
[+9] u/zodnodesty: Today was peak retard, if it finishes green I'll put my balls in the toaster
[+9] u/Imaginary_Sugar_3138: we're really gonna end green huh lmao
[+9] u/Comfortable_Thing611: One must stand in awe at the pure retardium
[+9] u/Redkast: > Nothing happens
> SPY -2.5%
> US Apache helicopter shot down by Iran, peace deal blown smoove off
> SPY recovers, ends the day flat
[+9] u/catfromgarfield: bols rugged for the 4th time today
[+9] u/Useful_Donut6789: **market rotation into bankruptcy court**
[+9] u/DogNamedFloppy: I became a long term investor in so many companies today.
[+9] u/mikeytho1: Pump SPY $2-3 at the open, get everyone buying calls, and then drill for the next 3 hours. Classic.
[+9] u/Liberal_Bot123: I thought Iran has no military yet they're shooting down usa miltary helicopters LOL
[+9] u/throwaway9gk0k4k569: Only three more hours of nonstop whale dumping left. Just like Friday, but with lower lows, and no bounce tomorrow.
[+9] u/tptpp: can t wait for new ATH to buy again
[+9] u/StockB0Y: They just pull a number from the bag
[+8] u/kaapooj: trump says Us must respond to iran's attack on us helicopter
--bloomberg
[+8] u/Public_Signature_450: I bought calls expiring next week this morning with my down payment money holy fuck, my wife is going to kill me
[+8] u/J_da_CPA: Bank of America bought the dip
[+8] u/Vlisa: >17 Yahoo Finance Notifications
I'm sure they are just trying to congratulate me on my gains right?
[+8] u/Cav829: Puts on AI.
Calls on jams and jellies, because with a name like Smuckers, it has to be good.
[+8] u/Traditional-Fan-3391: spy ending flat would be the biggest fucking scam ever
[+8] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: BERS stop destroying this beautiful v
[+8] u/Legendary-Lemon: Ok I thinks it’s official. Bols are truly fucked
[+8] u/Rich-Badger-7601: Stocks down, oil down, yields down, gold down, crypto lmao, hell even the dollar is down.
We might be like, tanking tanking
[+8] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: If we can just hold through the next two weeks, I think that things will eventually turn around. We are seeing a big ass liquidity sweep to prepare for the SpaceX IPO on Friday, also we have CPI coming out tomorrow… I’m assuming it is probably going to be high but who knows what this administration.
Regarding the AI bubble pop, that’s not what we are seeing. Keep buying the companies that are selling shovels. They are making insane deals and bringing in billions upon billions of revenue even if they are a mega cap company they’re looking like medium cap companies with a growth story to tell.
If you are like me and are out on margin… Probably start trimming your high beta stocks and companies that you don’t have conviction in. This is definitely a crazy time of volatility and it’s uncomfortable as fuck.
This is not financial advice
[+8] u/NotMyMainLoLzy: Why are you all panicking. We’ve hit quadruple bottom, that certainly means a big fat v right?
Okay, never mind I just looked it up. Charts like this signal something else is going on and all your money now belongs to the MMs who got the cpi numbers early. Good luck
[+8] u/Acceptable-Two5692: This is it boys, I'm gonna save all your portfolios by buying puts this time
[+8] u/BrainMale: Man is the market really that scared of Cracker Barrel earnings after hours?!?!
[+8] u/OkSuccotash258: Trade talks going well
Iran deal in 2-3 days
Healthcare plan in two weeks
Zero covid cases in two weeks
[+8] u/gainsusmaximus: You just know last 10 mins shorts gonna buy everything back up
[+8] u/isukforfree: Recession over. Pack it up ladies
[+8] u/Affectionate-Idea690: now imagine cpi tomorrow yikes
[+8] u/oliver2022: market really loves war huh
[+8] u/Sharp_Mistake_3119: CPI is now priced in. Let er ripppppppp 🚀🚀🚀
[+8] u/Soldacki: We gonna get rugged again for sure
[+8] u/Effective_Throat6127: Generational dip and no cash
[+8] u/cryptopolymath: Retail always sells at the bottom
[+8] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: SPY in the course of 4 trading hours has gone from +1% to -2% to -1% and unironically could go to 0% before close if his momentum continues
Unironically a casino and it’s not even hiding it lmaooo
[+8] u/Disastrous_Tax6664: SPY is gonna end up as positive as Magic Johnson by 4pm
[+8] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: genuinely just wrongfully timed the top and bottom right here.
[+8] u/mc4878: Oils gonna fly tonight when 🥭 drops bombs
[+8] u/Professional_Tap3453: lovely V keep it going up till todays ath
[+8] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Jacked off twice ones for post nut clarity and the second to verify the first nut clarity. Calls it is.
[+8] u/Airizom: I used $300k of margin to buy MU and every $1 drop in stock price was $300 loss, I got out at breakeven i’m a coward, that shit is too scary
[+8] u/_LonePhoenix_: MU PLEASE DAWG, TS AIN'T FUNNY
[+8] u/Official05: Another 4k lost, the worst is if I just held pretty much any of my position I would have made profit lmao
[+8] u/CorndogSummer: Going to laugh my ass off when we end slightly green today
[+8] u/MrMan404: Imagine willingly asking to get haked … connecting your brokerage to wsb …
[+8] u/IllustriousTear1315: Haven't heard of redwire till this morning. Suddenly everyone reveals that they have a redwire position and are devastated by the drop
[+8] u/ez399017: Gonna need more of this from NBIS
[+8] u/Some-Aspect2913: DO NOT REEDEM IT. YOU WILL NOT SELL FOR A LOSS HOLD AND BUY THE DIP!!!
[+8] u/Boring-Nectarine-311: Hell yes.
I succesfully panic sold at bottom.
[+8] u/Boring-Nectarine-311: bad day to be my son's college fund (it's gone)
[+8] u/hoopaholik91: Iran is shooting down Apaches and oil is dropping. Wtf
[+8] u/Few-Frosting-4213: Oh nice, I am only down 12K now instead of 20K so I am basically winning.
[+8] u/SockSevere8413: my timing could not be worse if i tried
[+8] u/Portland-: this price action is absurd
[+8] u/amanj41: \-3% peak to trough and almost 1.3% from the bottom today. Ho Lee fuk
[+8] u/skarfbeaulonee: I think we need laws to make every day extremely volatile like today. Gambling is so much more fun when it is.
[+8] u/The_Juice_Gourd: Bers furiously giving out handies for cash rn just to buy more puts in the greatest bull market of all time lmaaaaoo 🤌
[+8] u/iamjt: I shorted the bottom of that bear trap. It's going to ATH
[+8] u/Provolone-Jones: The new dashboard is giving my phone cancer
[+8] u/ResultAfraid8340: I love watching 200% gains on SPY calls getting greedy and then watching them go to 72% loss 😄
[+8] u/Longjumping-Ride-130: I’ll short micron so the price could go up
[+8] u/TheEagleDied: Why MU no 🚀 🚀 🚀??????
[+8] u/squibius: So the MMs knew about the helicopter before we did. By about 2 hrs. Thats helpful
[+7] u/Thebestofbuffalo: This market doesnt go down. Calls on calls! Lets go!
[+7] u/le_pedal: Is it normal for an ETF to move 13% in two days?
[+7] u/Ill-Ad1603: Is it time to give up on Microsoft yet?
[+7] u/Background-Nothing71: Guys I’m too poor to keep tipping I’m sorry, just can’t do it.
[+7] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: Insane market, MRVL 350 today
[+7] u/CalebVanPoneisen: Another red day, huh?
[+7] u/BirdyPooPoo: Bols haven’t panicked this much since well….Friday.
[+7] u/Red_Zone_Broly: #There is no V
#It's just \
[+7] u/Ill-Ad1603: MSFT has no bottom at all. Like at all. If you’re not panic selling Microsoft right now, idk what you’re doing
[+7] u/daynightcase: this aint good for my mental health
[+7] u/31andnotdone: wheres the green by close tards at
[+7] u/riteofpass: Well another day of being further from retirement
[+7] u/oaklandorbrokeland: that was an expensive shower LMFAO
[+7] u/kyndrid_: this smells like bol trap
[+7] u/Less_Emergency6945: This will go green by lunch
[+7] u/plugwalls: Yo wtf happened, I do my job for an hour and come back to this
[+7] u/AdditionalMany1292: Imagine thinking the gay bears wouldn’t come out on 6/9
[+7] u/BladeFireQ: I just sold, enjoy the rebound 🥀
[+7] u/SinStockGuy: STOP FUCKING SELLING YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!
[+7] u/VTI4LYFE69: Tariffs and Iran War
We’re on levels of winning not thought possible
[+7] u/Worried_Quarter469: Elon was the black swan
[+7] u/QTpieme: Today makes Friday look like child’s play
[+7] u/zanif: Next leg down to 720. 700 EOW.
[+7] u/beerstearns: Waiting for the bottom so I can sell it all and buy back in at the top
[+7] u/I_am_Nerman: War ending and War restarting headlines at the same time. This is the weirdest fucking timeline.
[+7] u/No-Relationship8261: Bers, Trump can't allow market to fall before his friends off load to your retirement accounts.
At least wait until Elon offloads
[+7] u/mrgolfs: What a comeback holy
[+7] u/memmolemmo: Caught the bottom with QQQ calls. Even tho I sold like 20 minutes ago my heart rate isn't slowing down.
[+7] u/Chrolak: Powerest of hours coming up!
[+7] u/1-gp: LOL liquidated my portfolio on Friday. Enjoy the red suckas
[+7] u/Tycrist8: I keep doubling down on calls where V
[+6] u/Bromine_Bro35: If this dips at open ima blow my shi smooth off
[+6] u/31andnotdone: you fell for it again didn't you
[+6] u/cfaawlday: $SNDK is a free money glitch
[+6] u/Mrsir300: Deal within days…what happened to the deal within hours that was about to be signed 2 weeks ago?
[+6] u/pink_ego_box: Or the one that was almost ready a month ago
[+6] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **PANIC SELL EVERYTHING NOW ITS OVER.**
[+6] u/CEOofBeanz: It’s happening, the discounts are happening
[+6] u/Kooky-Parfait-2706: Panic buy Pokemon Cards, the true best asset class
[+6] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: Pretty bad day to have a port filled with hyped shitcos
[+6] u/daviper87: Lots of “spacex ipo will pump space” bagholders 🫵🏼🤡
[+6] u/oaklandorbrokeland: i got autobanned from reddit for using the word naggers. here's seeing if i get banned again
[+6] u/cz_masterrace3: I finally get it.
>To reach the bottom one must first become the bottom.
[+6] u/savingstrainagain: Damn people gloating in here 3 days ago about buying the AVGO dip at 410 saying “ it will be back to 500 in a few weeks easiest buy of my life “ 💀
[+6] u/WharfRat2187: fake pump to steal your money, spy closes -1.50%
[+15] u/Bloomeyer: cancer market. literally every time i opened a trade it went the other way. just fucking cancer.
[+14] u/Ahthongkorkor: Down 13k instead of 60k today 💀 I'll take the win
[+12] u/iTouchStuff: TRUMP HINTS AT MARSHALL PLAN-STYLE IRAN RECONSTRUCTION, BUT SAYS THE US WOULD TAKE HALF OF IRAN'S OIL IN RETURN. - ABC NEWS
HUH lmfao
[+12] u/Such_Coin: I went from rich to broke to even in one morning.
[+12] u/LarsTarkas: Turned $60 into $2k today. Time to turn it into 0 tomorrow 💪
[+12] u/Professional_Art3563: AI algos vs PDT free retail. Battle of the retards
[+12] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: I am all stocks no options and even I feel fkd today
[+11] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Day in the life of a BER (on a red day):
\-9:45: Screenshot gains (+$240)
\-11:30: Talk about how this time is different
\-3:00: Obligatory “Sour Hour” Post
\-4:00: Somehow end up losing money
Repeat
[+11] u/noaholic: All stocks are red and SPY recovering lmao
[+11] u/TheMeta40k: The stock market was a lot more fun when it was going up like crazy and I made a bunch of free money from my phone.
[+11] u/Springhash: fuck this shit down another 3k today chasing stupid quick plays disgusting
[+11] u/bulrfuc: # Inverse all reason. CPI expected bad? Calls LMAO 😂
[+10] u/guccioli: Sick of the constant bear vs bull spam. Bowlth sides r gey
[+10] u/Valkorion335786: Bers gave up a 28-3 lead
[+10] u/No_Variation552: Most manipulated market I’ve seen since I started during .com bubble. No way are we near bottom. Cpi, spacex ipo dump, fed meeting. And possibly war back on table. Fucking hate greedy mofo hedgies. They leading retail to volatility slaughter right here. Just wait this out a week if you want to beat these fucks.
[+10] u/corp_carrot: Just walked by a school and overheard middle schoolers talking about the SpaceX IPO. We are so beyond fucked.
[+10] u/M4cHiin360: I just increase my deposit so it looks like i don't lose money. Bers hate this one trick
[+9] u/Real_Possibility_118: If SPY ends green I’ll suck some dih
[+9] u/ebfeebfe: I've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of money.
[+9] u/LeBhikariLe: after all that drama we end flat
[+9] u/Total_Schedule591: You shot down our military forces that shouldn't have been there, we must respond 🤲
[+9] u/wafflepiezz: $8k —> $22k today from SPY 0dtes
Thank you no more PDT rule
[+9] u/ADynes: Someone playing 0DTEs today made a lot of cash. Unfortunately it's not me.
[+9] u/bulrfuc: # MMs and Institutions playing with retail like a cat plays with it's food 🐱
[+9] u/Terrible-Deer1398: I’m starting to see bols in the bargaining stages of grief
[+9] u/Chemical-Top-1407: Bol trapped activated
[+9] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Lmao made money in both directions today
[+9] u/JuneauMori: Im pulling out of the market, done for the day no more fucking me over lol
[+9] u/No-Improvement3164: Home Builders rallied before what is predicted to be a hot CPI is perfect example of using logic in this market will make you lose money
[+9] u/davidbigham: rip all the call that did not cash out in time
[+9] u/NervousChemistry7401: Should rename this “Fuck You Hour”
[+9] u/eoiioe: Who over traded today? Show yourself
[+9] u/Yuri_CPL: fk this shit spy trading like crypto now
[+9] u/chem_alx: I have exhausted my dip buying monies
[+8] u/aftherith: Feels like we're going to Geronimo off a cliff tomorrow so probably calls
[+10] u/Individual_Error_428: CPI low tomorrow, micron gonna hit 1200
[+9] u/Jhelliot_62: People who say dumb shit like "this is where we were this time last week" are worse than bers.
[+9] u/sunnydays2121: spacex ipo is 4x oversubscribed and some think that it’ll fail… get ready for a big pump friday
[+9] u/jerome-yellen: Mango later today:
"They shot down our Apache Helicopter, but they apologized and both pilots are fine so I offered them a concept of a deal and we will seek the path of diplomacy, we might have a deal in 2, 3, 4 or 5 weeks"
Market Hulks +2.5% the next day and SPY closes at $780 EOW before the monster Shrek dildo next week after SpaceX IPO
[+9] u/kenathen: what a fabulous bear trap today. lmao bear. lmao paperhand bull
[+9] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: Please just go green for 2 more months straight I'm begging you
[+9] u/Extreme_Marketing865: Feels like a win but still down money. Oddly aroused.
[+8] u/Think-Platform3483: Went from down $-10k to up $2k I am done fuck this
[+8] u/FutureSage: Every chart looks the exact same… CALLS
[+8] u/Powerful_Mission_655: Rug pull right on schedule
[+8] u/TreGet234: Cpi will come in perfectly in line with expectations, on the dot in fact. Then next week rates will be kept unchanged for the rest of the year. The end.
[+8] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Bought more ASTS here. ATH’s by end of month imo
[+8] u/BrightSovereign: I'm so bad at this its crazy
[+8] u/Candid_Consequence94: Dead cat bounce semis yesterday lol
[+8] u/seanws30: Think my 728p's are fkd
[+8] u/good-times-: Absolutely disgusting
I love it
[+8] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: imagine selling the dip
[+8] u/Famous-Cream-8221: Who sold at the very bottom
[+8] u/I_work_too_much: Enruggening 2: The Reruggenator
[+8] u/9tacos: The Great Fuckening is here 🐻
[+8] u/chibi78: god I hate this market
[+8] u/mrdeadhead91: This could be a generational buy opportunity. Too bad I used all my cash at market open
[+8] u/perceptive_AI: Borrowed money from a loan shark to quadruple down.
[+8] u/sadferret123: People here who think the drop has anything to do with some helicopter being shot down are so clueless it's cute.
[+8] u/nordik1: bers disappeared once again
[+8] u/PulIthEld: what are you all crying about
The DOW is at 50k!!
[+8] u/dynamic-burrito: God damnit. Missed the V and the drop. Fck me
[+8] u/Emilio___Molestevez: DONNY YOU BETTER GET FUCKIN COOKING YOU FAT RETARDED CLOWN
[+8] u/Hlodvigovich915: Moment of silence for those who bought MU at 1079
[+8] u/Yeetman603: Who needs sports betting when you got this!
[+8] u/Fhyzikz: All these random YUGE selloffs lately aren't making me feel very euphoric, you guys
[+8] u/Waiting4Reccession: Pet ownership is in a bubble. Too many fucking dog food stocks and too much dogshit on the streets.
[+8] u/jdolen: I am a regard trying to day trade while working. Lost so much money today.
[+8] u/Individual_Error_428: CPI will pump the market so high tomorrow
[+8] u/jackpearson2788: We deserve a Green Day before cpi drills us to earths core
[+8] u/Snorlaxative9: A subreddit offering to link to your brokerage will be viewed in retrospect as the top
[+8] u/Got_Engineers: Are we going to V shape recover a -5% day on QQQ?
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: Cashed out 4k AMERICAN US DOLLARS
I LOVE GAMBLING
[+7] u/orcus133: 770 eod, the voices in my head told me so
[+7] u/Jimbeauxer: That’s it bois. Between last week and this one I am wiped out. Fucking ruined. It was a pleasure
[+7] u/GloomyMembership4197: Hear me out - asset managers preparing us for another leg up.
Strategy:
\- Lure Bears;
\- Bear Panics, stocks go up
Result: ATH
[+7] u/octopus_serenader: I sold at the bottom.
I've never belonged more.
[+7] u/gooneral_MC: the beatings are not improving my morale.
[+7] u/Wise_Ticket_5093: hear me out what if today was red
[+7] u/WalrusHonda: Word to the wise , do not fall down the finance YouTube bearish video rabbit hole, they are all soo sure of themselves and have been wrong for like 3 years straight
[+7] u/bobbybeansss: my buddy who is way smarter than me and works with AI n shiet just told me the SaaS apocolypse is so overblown. buy buy buy
[+7] u/Informal-Desk1835: WTF IS GOING ONNNN 😭
[+7] u/Bitter-Heat-8767: Fuck the market, fuck options, and fuck you.
[+7] u/Ready-Tennis8577: This market is not for beginners
[+7] u/Curious-Tap8312: I started the day with fucking $70 in my port, I swear to god. I took out a fucking cash advance loan for $100 and deposited it.
I changed my cash account into margin. I FUCKIGN FINISHED THE DAY WITH $3052 ANYTHING IS FUCKING POSSIBLE
[+7] u/Illustrious_Job1951: I LOVE SPY AND I DONT CARE WHO KNOWS IT
[+7] u/H6UEF4WU8X: I just realized that everyone in this sub is paper trading and I used my real money. Am fool.
[+7] u/Brilliant_Bad_7625: I just got fired and my portfolio is down 12% in the last 2 days.
[+7] u/LiveMotivation: Why we up pre market?
[+7] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: i'm hearing rumors satya is out as CEO, and Gianna Michaels is in.
msft board getting serious
[+7] u/st0j3: MSFT continues to be the weirdest head scratcher. Tremendous company, prints money, ocean sized moat in corporate world. Yet it lags seemingly every day. I just keep adding, including retirement.
[+7] u/AlasKansastan: Can we fucking stop with the bat shit crazy premarket fake out bullshit??
“LeTs dUpE tHe pEoPlE”
Fuck you firm douchebags
Out with Dump and out with Jane Street
Fuck you greedy fagg\*ts
[+7] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Holy shit I’m loading the boats
[+7] u/papichuloya: Serious. Wtf is happening. What news?
[+7] u/Historical-Half-5377: Who bought puts at the bottom? Show yourself!
[+7] u/iAmGrimTV: CPI will jump and the uncertainty of if a new fed chair will hike rates will cause an absolute gape fest tomorrow.
[+7] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: From 50 dollars to 10k
[+7] u/Th1rt13n: Is there a settlement news on RDDT or something? It’s actually flying
[+7] u/vamsi2102: fell for it again award
[+7] u/TreGet234: Ah yes oil down, yields down, stocks down, gold down, dxy down.
[+7] u/wildcat1055: I would ask you guys to explain this to me, but I'm pretty sure I won't understand anyway
[+7] u/GirlScoutCookies93: Cmon bears quadruple down your puts, the world is ending
[+7] u/kemar7856: I hate this market everything just bounces back the next day
[+7] u/OrangMiskin: The year is 2050 and MSFT is at $25
[+7] u/iliveasimplelife: lame ass chart widget, getting the daily thread stuck randomly. why fuck up what already worked well.
[+7] u/peterpeer9: # BREAKING NEWS: STOCK MARKET GOES GANGBUSTERS ON NEWS THAT THE "BIG ONE" CRASH HAS BEEN POSTPONED BY 1 WEEK TO GIVE SMALLER INVESTORS A CHANCE TO "I PROMISE" EXIT THEIR POSITIONS
[+7] u/Lcc30: Fumbled 100k profit. Fml
[+7] u/HyperSensitive-Mods: # US Navy has spotted massive Rug-Pull Navigating across the STR8 of Whoremuze 🪓 🩸 💸
[+7] u/cow_grass: All this started happening once pattern daytrading got removed. 🤔
[+7] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: The CPI cooking is going to need some special ingredients this week.
[+7] u/cabdycan42: why would this pump even happen
[+7] u/somewhere_cool: Lol bers and bols fuk
[+6] u/guzzledglizzy: I connected my brokerage and now VisualMod is in my inbox just laughing at me?
[+6] u/BecomingSavior: I can't believe there are people who still buy calls immediately at open
[+6] u/Buydipstothemoon: So the plan is probably rug the AI traders then pump and dump SpaceX after IPO then go back to Semis, space and SaaS. We being played a lot coming week.
[+6] u/kintarogolden: well im glad i didnt shit talk the bers this morning lol
[+6] u/Diguojigood: dumping hour, here it comes
[+6] u/BoostMobileGuy: Seen this before, we are ending the day qqq at 690 or lower
[+6] u/PleaseNoMoreWinning: War started again = green
Ceasefire, hopefully a deal soon = red
[+6] u/kapamendes: from 4% up to 1.2% down tf is this
[+6] u/bb483: Damn this market got hands
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: now mega V + OpenAI deal + Taco tweet + world peace and we end green!
\- stupid bols LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/Trashpanda7193: I come back and everything shitting itself look
[+6] u/Jedi_Song: This week is nightmare
[+6] u/k3t4mine: Taiwan restricting chip exports to China to align with US... Feels big, if its tied to the arms package. Very aggressive.
[+6] u/TheIncredibleHodl: made $160
Could have made thousands lol oh well
[+6] u/Harp-Note: Every dump seems like it took a 20 minute breather before the next dump.
[+6] u/log1ck1717: Note to self, always take profit. FUCK
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #You can pump SPY for only so long when 80% of stocks are red LMAO🤌
[+6] u/ngjsp: And a double top is coming.
[+6] u/kumako10: Fuck it, I'm diamond hands
[+5] u/freehouse_throwaway: that first 20 mins pump tho amirite?
[+5] u/doomfistmain999: The new thread looks so great
[+5] u/JarrodH991: SPCX going to dump after IPO?
[+5] u/DismalShape: https://preview.redd.it/y8502xqsy86h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6536b170234664b87b58b9618967393603c99e9d
are you having fun yet?!??!!?
[+5] u/BoomerSharkBoy: Someone buy puts now, so market will go up again
[+5] u/BecomingSavior: Another bull trap incoming 🐂 🪤
[+5] u/cosmicoconuts: Sold my puts this morning for 30% 🤣🙏
[+9] u/nyse25: # PLEASE ANNOUNCE THE PEACE DEAL DONNIE
[+8] u/Few_Pudding4476: Bogleheads are fucking losers.
[+8] u/All_YourBase: Lots of people here giving out really shitty advice.
[+8] u/LittleHoneydew3466: I hope you guys see what’s happening. Exit liquidity off the pump for a bigger dump tomorrow because of cpi
[+8] u/Lorne__Malvo__: SPY looking like a meme stock today
[+8] u/WhatsNewPu55ycat314: when asking Claude why the market sell off today, it tells me there is no sell off but a recovery from last Friday......
Fired.
[+8] u/OptionGamble: Turns out I can’t lose 50% every week and keep making money
[+8] u/Flexlex724: CPI data definitely leaked.
Q now is it priced in now for tomorrow?
[+7] u/Most-Cloud: I don't do anything except stare at spy and wsb all day 😢
[+7] u/Spy300: >TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH
>TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES”
>TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES
>TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE
>TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY
>TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT
>TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS
>TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!!
>BESSENT: RATES PEAKED THE DAY BEFORE WARSH WAS SWORN IN
>BESSENT: 100% APPROVE OF THE FED GETTING RID OF FORWARD GUIDANCE
>DALY SAYS FORWARD GUIDANCE NOT GOOD AT THIS JUNCTURE
>WARSH: I DONT BELIEVE IN FORWARD GUIDANCE
>WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN
✅️ LET IT ROCK
[+7] u/TYC888: holy shit. SPY is like MEME now.
[+7] u/b1gb0n312: Well the good news is my calls can't get any lower than it is
[+7] u/chaterlyhq: this is the bottom guys, go out and touch some ass
[+7] u/Chokeslam2Hell: GOOG down less than a percent is pretty tough ngl
[+7] u/GB2SL: Today in a nutshell:
\- Insiders start selling off on the Iran news.
\- Rest of market senses something wrong and starts selling off too.
\- News finally hits about the helicopter being shot down.
\- Market’s like, “Oh, that’s it?”
\- Risk on again
[+7] u/Numerous_Put4717: Truth Social post "Ya'll Bitches"
[+6] u/da-pkitty: This is all because of the new WSB daily board
[+6] u/Hour-Bag-8426: MSFT should be studied! Goes down everyday, but never reaches 0.
[+6] u/EdoTensei10: if we green EOD and whoever bought at the dip. Pure Genius
[+6] u/guy_cloutier: Oil is at the same price than when we were "hours away from a deal"
[+6] u/Cute_Comfortable5158: Wtf?? MSFT?? U regarded?
[+6] u/foobangdao: ill take my safe 1k gains and play again tomorrow
[+6] u/bean_cow: No crying in the casino
[+6] u/whomakesthetendies: If you are holding calls/stock overnight you deserve what is coming 🌶️
[+6] u/No-Bluebird-7326: i knew i could trust you GOOGL
[+6] u/theManWOFear: One day, I’ll tell my kids that I once had money. And they’ll be like sure dad, as they commit me.
[+5] u/Civil-Fun2409: several days ago I asked this chat that I had 10k to park long term. yall told me goog and msft. why you do me like this?
[+5] u/CallinCthulhu: Give me a corcuit breaker
[+10] u/itskobold: Circumcision to keep your dick clean never made sense to me. It takes 30 seconds max to wash your little Jimmy. I didn't get my fingertips cut off to save time trimming my nails you feel me
SPY pump tomorrow
[+10] u/ThatGlockGuy22: This day was specially designed to destroy your port
[+9] u/Send_Lawyers: I did not enjoy that giant green candle
[+8] u/SignificantRip8239: sell your stocks, sell your family, sell yourself. it's OVER.
buying puts. bet the second i do, this market goes up 10%
[+8] u/Enjzey: here comes the greatest V of all time
[+8] u/Rolltide43: Bears forgot that if we go back to war then we can go back to peace another time after that.
[+8] u/eatsumsketti: Me :
* goes to bathroom*
*comes back*
son of a ---
[+8] u/TheNicestRedditor: Went from up $300 to down $600 all in a days work… gonna go touch myself now
[+7] u/Trader0721: Got to hand it to him…the ceasefire stopped working…now the war being back is causing rallies…
[+7] u/get_da_maney: CPI going to be brutal isn’t it
[+7] u/Scungili27: What a stupid fucking day
[+7] u/Ben_f157: Crazy AH and repeat tomorrow
[+7] u/desilent: Why is MRVL tanking so hard
[+7] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: We are really going to flip red huh
[+7] u/letscheckthe-guh: MRVL down more than -13.5% today. Damn they need to drop another trailer or somethin
[+7] u/Skilledthunder: This sucks, everyone’s chart looks the same
[+7] u/OkAlternative7705: CPI about to show no inflation at all. Matter of fact negatvie infaltion. Deflation so FEDS have to cut rates just like JAPAN. Rates about to be 0.00000000000044% and then spy will hit 1000 1 min later after this news comes in. AMERICAN DREAM, BEST STOCK MARKET IN THE WORLD RAHHHHHHHHHH
[+7] u/Koki4kok: Im in complete confusion
[+7] u/LavishnessTimely7372: No, try again tomorrow
[+7] u/Red_V_Standing_By: Made money on QQQ puts then calls. Kinda feels like time to load back up on puts again.
[+7] u/NeuroManXy: Whatever I buy goes down. I don't think I'm good at this.
[+7] u/Few_Egg3567: Oh wow another fake peace pump. Puts
[+7] u/jakeisarake: You guys realize good news is otw right
[+7] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Leverage - tripled
Cheeks - clenched
[+7] u/Ben_f157: Ooohhhhhhhh....DONALD! Where are you hiding?
[+7] u/Character_Set3454: Fucking panic sell everything it's fucking over.
[+7] u/NativePlant870: Lots of clowns in this thread only know how to operate in a bull market
[+7] u/KindlyTie6602: Feels like a trap. Although I have I historically have a 0% accuracy in calling traps
[+6] u/newaccount202225: Stocks down. Oil down. Gold down. Treasuries down. Everyone is getting fucked except the gayest of bears. How is this even possible?
[+6] u/mylowerbackhurts: I bought 1 share of DRAM today, AMA
[+6] u/JaraxxusPS4: Rip that guy who is 5X leveraged in OTM calls
[+6] u/MrCryptoonist: Stop fucking selling you little bitches
[+6] u/lightning_whirler: I'm waiting for a report that the helicopter simply ran out of fuel.
[+6] u/SarcasticTrumpet: They blatantly just took everyone's money and ran lmao, people in here desperately looking for a narrative
[+6] u/RDDT_100P: why is the world ending today?
[+6] u/Bpallstar95: I both gained and lost $10k today on 0DTES, just a masterclass speed run on depression.
[+6] u/tocinoman: Today and tomorrow are the fundraisers to sell and let transactions clear to have cash for the IPO on Friday. I'm a bol, but tomorrow is probably gonna be worse than this. I gambled by selling NVDA poots.
[+5] u/RagingBearBull: It would be sooo fucking funny at this point if Iran demands that the Fed cut rates as part of their deal.
[+5] u/tortoisepump: Constantly surprises me bers aren't extinct yet. Guess the one time they make money every decade keeps them going until the next decade.
[+5] u/rdblaw: Why’d it shit itself?
[+5] u/JammyJammyTarts: can you buy stock in a toner company that specializes in red ink