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[+53] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Me when I size big: Options expire worthless
Me when I use lunch money for calls: 600% return
[+30] u/Bizonistic: I survived the BEAR market of June 3rd.
Thank you for your attention to the matter
[+27] u/da-pkitty: Wow an end of day sell off how original
[+24] u/TakeThatBro: LULU needs to make an ad with Sydney Sweeney, I own 0 share, I just want to see the ad
[+22] u/wildcat1055: as long as MU opens +5% tomorrow, I'll be ok
[+21] u/SupportMedium9487: https://preview.redd.it/yen8z73oob5h1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=f088fed0305656281cfa6e9df0a2a31f9adf5d4c
[+19] u/darth_scion: My tax guy is going to know I'm a regard
[+19] u/FriedBalamari: After first day of PDT removal, I have made 4629 day trades for a grand total of positive $93.23
[+18] u/b1mm3rl1f3: "Fidelity has lowered the minimum account requirement for access to the SpaceX IPO from as much as $500,000 to just $2,000."
Holy milking 😂😂
[+17] u/jroache: WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT OF A QQQ RECOVERY IF YOU JUST FUCKING SELL IT OFF BEFORE ITS DONE ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????
[+15] u/Worried_Quarter469: LULU tanking META
Yoga pants shortage = bearish on insta
[+14] u/UnivalveX: jobs report tomorrow. could be a million jobs lost or a million gained. one thing's for sure though: SPY +1%
[+14] u/West_Track_9927: the fuck was that close disgusting
[+14] u/vermilli21: Classic, rug everything the last 10mins 🤡
[+13] u/SirPanic12: That MU dump right before close was disgusting
[+13] u/hv876: Melissa Lee: NFLX says goodbye to its 9-day losing streak.
It’s up by $0.03. That’s it. That is what broke the losing streak.
[+13] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: [the worldwide median household income is about $10,000](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/median-income-by-country)
I may or may not have lost more than that **today**
[+12] u/miss_L_fire: I’m such a fucking idiot. Port down 23% today, fml
[+12] u/vermilli21: ALL IN FAVOR TO DELIST MSFT FROM THE BAG7, SAY I
[+12] u/OneJellyfish5980: Im a much better swing trader than I am options gambler, and with PDT lifted, my poor ass had a productive trading day
[+11] u/ComodinoDiLegno: Tesla red in a sea of green, the world Is healing
[+11] u/Dewton: Today was electric. I love scalping. Doubled my port today. I’m gonna get a Dave’s double instead of a single to celebrate
[+11] u/A10cc: # Daily reminder that creampies are the best pies.
[+11] u/CJBlueNorther: This market is total bullshit.
They drift price up all day off low volume during the regular session and as soon as the markets close for retail, they dump it.
[+11] u/yoursupportivedad: Ready for a repeat of last night? panic selling and crying inbound
[+11] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Question is do we load 1000C MU tomorrow…
[+11] u/ez399017: As a true MUtard I am unfazed by this.
[+11] u/SeesawQuiet5620: ok bought more MU. fuck the bears !
[+10] u/SteakEater137: This market is really just a game of hot potato with liquidity. A stock down 3% will jump back up 3% 2 days later based on no news or change in fundamentals. I never want to hear “the market is forward-looking” again lol
[+10] u/spellbadgrammargood: I bought LULU because butts but now I am a bagholder who likes butts.
[+10] u/jokull1234: Market rugged in the last 10 minutes to shake out all the retail traders that aren’t forced to hold by PDT anymore lol
[+10] u/MrIntuition: can 🥭 shut his fat fucking mouth
[+10] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: This no PDT thing is awesome
[+10] u/financiallythriving: The world is all in on margin
It’s time for *the* margin call
[+10] u/TreGet234: I still hate this scam market despite not being short anything.
[+9] u/mneymaker: Port opened -200k ended +100k
I am looking forward to be done with this fucking options gambling market
[+9] u/SussaloSauce: I only buy my clothes from $COST
[+9] u/rivers-66: MU will pump tomorrow
[+9] u/YamDifferent1805: lulu, let me introduce you to the rest of my bags
[+8] u/powerboner: NO MORE PDT!!! RUIN YOUR CREDIT! GAMBLE! SLAVE! TAKE OUT LOANS!!! YOU CAN DO IT JUST BELIEF!!!
[+8] u/KodiakBlackIsBack: Port opened at -$19K, ended the day -$5K, das a win in my bok. Fuk u bers
[+8] u/RaccoonMoney1398: LULU puts were so obvious I’m a genius (I had AVGO calls)
[+8] u/Gingerbread57: Bought AVGO Calls 1DTE 425? Down 40% at market close
How fucked am i?
[+8] u/Delicious_Stomach278: What a good day, im in such a good mood!! Excited to check on my LULU full port when I get back to my computer 🙂
[+8] u/i_try_all_day: HOOD is going to make so much money from the spacex, open ai, and anthropic IPO’s , plus the removal of PDT
[+8] u/muradibi: Port opened at -39k ended +4k
am i gay?
[+8] u/Creep89: God damn my MU calls are getting destroyed
[+8] u/Enygma_tik: I started day trading almost two years ago and in the first year I blew up my account (twice). Today, fucking finally, I made over 20K swing trading UNH calls and holy fuck how am I ever going to go back to work for a minimum wage salary?
I’m fucked.
PS: I love our WSB gang. I’ve learned so fucking much from you all. Thank you!
[+8] u/tiny_toof: My MU gains went from +70k to +50k and it’s making me sad
[+8] u/fish_: what retard is worshipping either of those guys? never seen it with my own eyes
[+7] u/go-to-the-gym: Full ported to boomer stocks, in 20 years when my kids move out I'll be able to buy a used boat.
[+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: MU calls going worthless so fast!
[+7] u/kawkface: Time for my depression walk🚶♂️
[+7] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: stock getting sold off right before close, fuck this rigged shit
[+7] u/tiny_toof: MU this is not ok behavior
[+7] u/Choice-Ad-4235: I bought mu at 1060. I'm a literally idiot are I
[+7] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: hearing these dudes talk about running DoorDash orders to pay for their truck's gas money is wild
[+7] u/ebitdasga: What did i miss? Everything just fell end of day
[+7] u/fish_: was michael furry long on LULU? what a retard
[+7] u/Slightlybadpicks: Everything is getting rugged after earnings. Can’t buy shit in this berconomy 🤬🤬
[+7] u/piszczel: Imagine buying a yoga pants company lmao
[+7] u/Rich-Badger-7601: LULU calls were certainly a choice I made
[+7] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: Thanks LULU, crater to 100 tmr
[+7] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: Remember like 10 years ago we were trying to convince institutions that bitcoin was not a ponzi? We did, now we know it THEY are trying to convince US that it isn't, LOL. Hats off to Buffet and Munger who always knew 😄
[+7] u/diowantsmcdonalds: Lulú just lost me 200 fuck these wamen
[+7] u/br0botic: LULU down, Victorias Secret up bc girls don’t need clothes anymore. They just need lingerie for their onlyfans
[+7] u/big-baller-47: TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE! PAMP MU TO 2000 NOW 😠
[+7] u/financiallythriving: Pretty sure this massive bacon, ham, egg, cheese sandwich I just made is gonna give me cancer
[+7] u/Wows_Nightly_News: > President Trump offers screw worms 300 billion dollar investment deal in first round of negotiations, per Axios.
[+7] u/spellbadgrammargood: >Trump says he'd be 'honored' to meet Iran's new supreme leader
Five stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance (WE ARE HERE).
[+7] u/BlatantPlatitude: Red market at night, retard’s delight
Red market in the morning, retard’s delight
[+7] u/Whiterossy: I’m on a generational streak of 12 moves being literally 100% wrong in a row, second I buy something it tanks, and when I sell it moons. Today has been one of the easier trading days and I just refused every single obvious setup and took reverse positions. Revenge trading is a bitch, lost this months profit in a single day…
[+7] u/katger18: Trump said AI is good and it will stay. AI Bubble cancelled.
[+7] u/pink_ego_box: Maybe it's because "Reddit" is not a person but a bunch of communities with their own bubbles, retard.
[+6] u/Yeetman603: I made 69 cents today! That should be enough for rent this month
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: US Treasury unveils ‘ Hyperinflation ‘ in collaboration with Marvell Technology
[+6] u/LiquorCaptainO: I did around 30 trades over the last week and I earned -20$
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: all you regards *delulu*
[+6] u/slothropdroptop: Wait is AI bubble back I thought AVGO ruined everything !?
[+6] u/prana_fish: $LULU is gonna announce AI datacenter build out on the call just you wait call holders.
EDIT: scrolling through comments, there are myriads of different versions of this shitpost and I am ashamed of my unoriginality
[+6] u/Due-Chipmunk-1335: i bought 1 LULU call right before close. your welcome everyone
[+6] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: All lulu has to do during the ER call is saying they’re making AI yoga pants and it’ll double.
[+6] u/Delicious_Stomach278: I bet my entire portfolio balance on LULU calls that expire tomorrow 😳
[+6] u/br0botic: Michael Burry with another banger in LULU
[+6] u/cannythecat: Burry loaded up on LULU before that drop he truly is the new Cramer....
[+6] u/DufflebagJoe: Imagine actually holding BTC
[+6] u/Psychological_Fly109: if you bought calls on a yoga pants company during the AI revolution / world record tech rally then I dont know what to tell you
[+6] u/E39_CBX: Did any of you buy AVGO calls today or just me
[+6] u/Kind-Mind-8933: I call that if PL earnings makes the stock gap up, the whole space rally will continue until the IPO
I have bet thousands of dollars on this thesis, so lets hope that it all works out xd
[+6] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: you know what, we´ll do it live, WE´LL DO IT LIIIIIVE, FUCK IT, WELL DO IT LIIIIIIVE, FUCKING THING SUCKS!
[+6] u/Exciting-Serve-2676: Hope you guys enjoyed that end of day dump thanks to PTD rules allowing people to bail. I’m sure it will be a staple of daily closes now.
[+6] u/Im_A_New_Reddit_User: The poor day trader rule lifted today
[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: i just requested 10,000,000,000 SPCX shares at 135 turns out spacex ownership is well within my personal risk tolerance
[+6] u/EagleNoahg: Is Tom “fat cuck” Lee in the room with us?
[+6] u/guy_cloutier: Infinite money glitch: When SOXL is -12/-14% down, full port.
[+6] u/dash_trash4255: LULU should buy onlyfans
[+6] u/Coffeewin: Nutella please go on stage and rub peanut butter on your nipples and say AI AI AI. Do something, do anything to pump this piece of shit. MSFT PLEASE
[+6] u/Emilio___Molestevez: open-market hours: relentless buying
other 17.5hrs of the day: retard party
[+6] u/LaughingIntoTheAbyss: AVGO. It's gonna bounce.
[+6] u/DufflebagJoe: A lot of you guys have forgotten about the FIFA peace prize and it shows.
[+6] u/kinkyhentai69: Spacex at 1t is so cheap it should have an infinite market cap since space is infinite
[+5] u/IamtryigOKAY: NOW is just hot garbage.
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: 2026 is the year of the NACHO in the Mexican calendar
[+5] u/swarthout2222: Mom, the volume is scaring me
[+5] u/freddymojo: Thanks to the new PDT rules, I can trade on my phone until my fingertips bleed.
[+5] u/MushroomStunning3947: been a nice weather all week, sunny and warm
i have worked my ass off this week and once again
they are forecasting fucking rain and gloom all fucking weekend
[+5] u/SpruceJuice5: Seems like MM's needed MU below 1000 at close
[+5] u/swarthout2222: Literally can’t lose money with calls, I bought $200K worth at close. You’re welcome bers
[+5] u/driskigm: Here in our PDT-less world, I want to see the guy who full ported puts at 3:30, sold at 3:57 to buy calls, and then sold those to buy puts at 3:59.
Give me hope that I, too, can 500x my money in 30 minutes by being wildly irresponsible.
[+5] u/Jagged_Tide: No PDT + marketwide tokenization is going to either create a whole generation of millionaires or a whole generation of gambling-addicted degenerates that live in Wendy’s dumpsters everywhere
[+5] u/riteofpass: Is PL earnings going to save space stocks
[+5] u/Sick0h: Ez Planet Labs win. He who controls the data controls the world.
(In b4 reversal)
[+5] u/brizzario: LULU needs to open some data centers if they ever want to be green again.
[+5] u/Compu7erUser: this is what you guys get for chasing leggings instead of semiconductors, what the fuck?
[+5] u/Xzlk: Nice job on LULU Michael Buried
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: Ai bubble won't burst until Claude or OpenAi IPOs
[+5] u/politicalinvestor: wtf PL lol chart going nuts
[+5] u/mwesty25: Isn’t Michael Burberry long LULU 😂
[+5] u/Abe2025: Load up on energy stocks now. Thank me later
[+5] u/Xzlk: LULU this is what happens when you don’t pivot to AI infra
[+5] u/SussaloSauce: Who on earth keeps buying up Docusign shares? WHO
[+5] u/M13alint: In a way, I pay money to be here
[+5] u/sirkarmalots: No pdt means full regards
[+5] u/SighRamp: LULU is so done my green puts better get greener
[+5] u/Dependent_Bike_3112: i made an amount of money that for the first time has me considering not what my next play is but what i want to buy
[+5] u/thewayyoulook2night: realized 13.6k in 0dte calls but my shares getting dumped on AH, still a W day
[+5] u/Quirky_Row_2080: Well, my broke ass being able to day trade now has been game changing.
[+5] u/VesperGilchrist: So we spend hours slowly crabbing uphill and then just end the day with a long fart? Gotcha. Carry on.
[+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: JFC tweet a peace deal you fucking bastard!!
[+5] u/ercanbas: I am once again relieved I sold my MU calls
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: Lulu on it’s way to penny stock then reverse splits
[+5] u/whyshw: Chip Wilson called it. Lulu is cooked
[+5] u/Over9000Whores: I'm sad when I lose money, so I see high end escorts. But then I'm sad afterwards because I lost money
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #I'm proud to announce that I'm participating in SpaceX IPO. I put an order for 1 share. LMAO🤌
[+5] u/fish_: rate my port:
NBIS
GOOG
MX
NOK
[+5] u/One_Big2047: MSFT just go to zero already, this is agonizing
[+5] u/DarkR124: Only earnings that didn’t bend me over this week is my LULU puts.
PL faked me out but still up big on shares.
AVGO wrecked me but shares so I’ll bag hold
DOCU didn’t do shit so theta wins
I’m tired chat.
[+5] u/Academic_Lock_1699: Is Saylor underwater?
[+5] u/HaveTwoBananas: lulu craters on every earnings. shit company.
[+5] u/Just_Learned_This: I thought about LULU puts but I hate money
[+5] u/Terrible-Deer1398: NFLX bagholder meeting at 6
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: I guess time to delete the app and come back in July
Edit: who am I kidding, see you all tomorrow lmao
[+5] u/Kind-Mind-8933: PL KEEP GOING FOR ME BABY
KICKSTART THE SPACE RALLY
MAKE US RICH
[+5] u/Ok_Mind8366: MU and DELL please give me one more chance to cash out. I promise I will and I won’t be greedy. PLEASE GOD I HAVE TO PAY RENT
[+5] u/AdjustDeezNutz: PL chart having a heart attack
[+5] u/Haikoe: Vietnam 1 - America 0
[+5] u/mysuruhuduga: PDT removal is a good thing, it should’ve removed long time back, was kept only to ensure poors stay poors
[+19] u/J_da_CPA: AVGO killed the rally lmao
[+18] u/Valkorion335786: *"AI is coming for your jobs."*
I'd like to see AI pull copper out of residential neighborhoods and steal catalytic converters lmao
[+17] u/OK_Computer10101: Michael Burry, Cathie Wood and Tom Lee walk into a bar… the bartender says “get the fuck outta here, we only accept money.”
[+14] u/BiblicalAss: !banbet $MU $1900 30d
[+13] u/ElkQuiet1541: "The United States has issued a Security Alert for Iraq and the Middle East"
Are we not close to a peace deal? what is going now? this is the strangest war ever
[+13] u/OldWonder5865: They rugged MU the second poors were allowed to day trade
[+13] u/Neat_Database6685: MUU looking real sexy to me right now
[+13] u/Important-Warning806: Lost everything today. 10k hard labour evaporated
[+12] u/mayorolivia: Fidelity opening up SpaceX access to those with at least $2k balance. Massive rugging
[+12] u/Ok-Indication-3754: I got raped because of micron
[+12] u/pm-me-nice-pics: Ppl my age are getting married and having kids
And im looking at numbers on an excel sheet
[+11] u/Big_Commission_1173: Generational MU buying opportunity before it rips past 1.5k
[+11] u/TheDiplomat82: Anyone checked in on the Shitcoin bros?
[+11] u/StonkaTrucks: Scalped SPX 6 times in the last 30 minutes with $75 and now I have $13 and it was fun as hell.
[+10] u/EnginrA: How are my LULU calls lookin
[+10] u/Rare-Fox9834: Same as yesterday, hold VOO long, read wall street bets daily chats for a laugh. Look at some of the retard memes for a laugh. Watch people sell at a loss for a laugh.
[+10] u/RoccoFb: No more PDT, its a new world guys
[+10] u/hftrobo9285: They got us with the infamous V-moon fakeout-rug pattern today
[+10] u/saintmitchy: Will SpaceX be the catalyst we finally get for a massive correction ?
[+10] u/Ok_Cry7572: Wow, the S&P Indices has just officially announced that they will NOT be changing their inclusion rules to make it easier for “MegaCap” companies (such as @SpaceX) to be fast-tracked into the S&P 500
Their reasoning:
"S&P DJI determined that exceptions to the financial viability, seasoning, and IWF requirements should not be granted solely based on market capitalization.."
[+10] u/SpecialistB: Save my calls pls I hate ice soup
[+10] u/Early-Elderberry-150: Tomorrow is going to be disgustingly red isn’t it
[+9] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Im so good at losing money
[+9] u/looool_k_libtard: Major banks lowering requirements for being a part of SpaceX so they can cause a 70% crash on everything and force the entire working class into the coal mines. Happily using a pickaxe 90 hours a week and smelling beautiful clean coal.
[+9] u/danyallah_: Why the fuck did I go balls long on mu out of everything
[+9] u/Star_Lord924: 1...2...fuck MU...3...4...AVGO youre a whore...5...6...im gonna be sick....7...8....my life i hate....9....10....tomorrow starts it again....😮💨😮💨😮💨
[+9] u/nadoterisback: SPY fute -1% by midnight
[+8] u/Imaginary-Ad1621: !banbet $MU $1250 21d
[+8] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/LeftBullTesty made a bet that SPY would go to 780.0 within **2 days** when it was 759.788 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 13 losses
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[+8] u/MrCoolGuy42: https://preview.redd.it/370bqq1a0c5h1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb30fe06489d91bf75c9fd32927dc23d943c569b
Wife said I had a “boy butt” so here I am
[+8] u/All_FIREdUp: Wait people still fucking invest in Bitcoin? 🫵😆
[+8] u/trollboter: Bought the dip on LULU and then it dipped 10%
[+8] u/Snowman33001: Lol is it really true that Michael Berry recommended people buy LULU?
[+8] u/BeepBoopDep: Just delist avgo. Boomer company rugging the entire market every er.
[+8] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Thank wsb. I am financially ruined
[+8] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: anyone else with $MSFT calls or am i the only regard in this town with them, im afraid right now
[+7] u/Teccho: Everytime i play earnings i get wrecked, never again. LULU
[+7] u/FinePerformance1046: lulu definitely going below $100 now rip bag holders
[+7] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Corn is 💀 qqq is next.
[+7] u/Over-Celebration-168: Anything interesting to see guys in after hours ?
[+7] u/Indra_Sx: Slept like a baby while my calls go from
Green to red 😵💫
[+7] u/WocketWaccoon: Too many fat/obese ppl wear LULU now. Brand is dead
[+7] u/ComfortablePiglet842: I remember when pl was a $3 stock
[+7] u/Hussle_Crowe: Just found out I’m the dumb one at work. Thought I was the fat one, but this is worse
[+7] u/SlickyTrader: Big green open tmr and bleed to close
[+7] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: have to admit that i have $MSFT calls
[+7] u/InitiativeGlum2507: 20% correction, I mean what else do you want avgo to do, open its legs and fingers its pussy
[+7] u/confused_teabagger: >Detective accused of pulling gun on officer over microwaved fish
Idk how this effects trades, but I'm kinda thinking this guy didn't do anything wrong here
[+7] u/callsonreddit: If you opened big red did you end up green?
If yes what were your plays
[+6] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: Space X is going to suck up all the retarded retail money
[+6] u/jdbean69: Who else blew there account today
[+6] u/Independent-Young909: !banbet $MU $750 30d
[+6] u/OsamaBinBrowsin: I would of loved to trade SpaceX with you tards but my Corgi decided to break both his legs to make me pay for 2 surgeries. $10k total.
Damn you Crouton :(
I magically hoped his GoFundMe would blow up on support but no
[+6] u/jesuslikedmen: Woke up with a 80% loss on my MRVL calls, went to bed and woke up two hours later green LMAO
Sold and full ported into HOOD FDs
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/LadderAdmirable made a bet that SPY would go to 745.0 within **1 day** when it was 751.561 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 4 wins and 16 losses
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[+6] u/FluffyLoveBall: Y’all must be delusional if you think MM will let the market crash right as melon’s company is about to be offered to the public…
[+6] u/Fit-Employ3623: Cisco: what is my purpose?
Wsb: your purpose is to caryon dot com bubble to Ai bubble.
Cisco: oh. my god
Wsb: yeah, welcome to the club, pal
[+6] u/New-Length5593: FUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKED
[+6] u/ajibtunes: Here is your DD for today, AI is more expensive than Indians
[+6] u/sinag19: I got MU calls today after it went down. I got AVGO, MRVL, and NVIDIA calls at market close. How fucked am I guy?
[+6] u/Ujmnhy152: Sold my google calls for Msft calls at open today. God I’m good
[+6] u/PhysInstrumentalist: We will never have a red week, ever again
[+6] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: hey i just found out im gay
do i buy puts now?
[+6] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Like 5 of the companies that had earnings today double beat and raised guidance, and are all down bigly.
[+6] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Smuggled 4 boiled eggs and some beef jerky to the Mortal Kombat movie. The only thing I enjoyed were the snacks the movie fn sucked. Should have waited for it on stream.
[+6] u/CallsOrPutsYES: AVGO obviously insanely Green tomorrow according to my Magic 8 ball
[+6] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: guys I asked chatgpt what will be the next sndk for 2027 and it told me VRT, ETN, PWR, ANET, AVGO, MU (lol), COHR, LITE, FN, MOD, AAON, OKLO and SMR.
I'm about to full port. Am I cooked?
[+6] u/SnowTard_4711: I didn't blow up my account.
Nice.
winner winner chicken dinner.
[+6] u/octopus_serenader: PL doesn't know what to do wiff itself
[+6] u/Majestic_Mention171: What are the chances MRVL gets included in the S&P500?
[+6] u/are_videos: coal about to become meme stock
[+6] u/Kingmusk420: MU 🐻, have you not learn anything from the past dips in the last 4 months? What’s was the result a few weeks after the dip?? ATH days after days.
[+6] u/jrichar: They are putting AI data centers into space and convincing you that the advantage is because there is 24/7 solar energy available but is actually a processing system for a global surveillance system that is deployed into orbit to prevent people from vandalizing it.
[+6] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: MRVL likely than RDDT.
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: DID YALL FORGET ABOUT THE 1625 MU PT? WE AINT THERE YET BOYS STILL ROOM TO FUCKING RUN
[+5] u/purpleinme: Maybe if LULU used big booty Latinas instead of skinny white bitches as their models people would actually buy their clothes.
[+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Prosecute the MM shorting MU.😡
[+5] u/Initial-Magazine2169: Suspect there is a bit of pressure to keep Mu 1000 and 1100 calls from printing tomorrow
[+5] u/Dry_Bar_4965: $RDDT building bullish structure. This shit is going to $200 and then ATH
[+5] u/Coloradospruce33: Why my LULU stock worth less than 4 rasberries?
[+5] u/doctorqaz: AVGO back to 450 next week
[+5] u/Pure_Veterinarian374: Glad to see LULU fall. Burry is punching air rn lol what a tard
[+5] u/jijitalk: Nooooo MRVL don’t go down bb.
[+5] u/SigTauDan: Odds we only get assigned 1 share of tardX
[+5] u/dreamwagon: LULU gonna be trading at book value soon, meanwhile MU priced like its sellimg 170 memory chips for every person on earth. Make it make sense
[+5] u/InitiativeGlum2507: Just close your eyes and imagine how bad NKE Q2 earnings is going to go
[+5] u/SigTauDan: People laugh at data centers in space but it’s easier than working with NIMBYs
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Watched SOXL climb all day. Finally decided there would be no dip and bought 30 min before close. It then rolled over and has been rolling since.
Ya know, sometimes it's like, game respects game
They got my ass
[+5] u/BeginnersDuck777: On June 4th they removed PDT. On June 5th the market fell into a 10 year -99.9% bear market. There were no survivors.
[+5] u/thecRedditor123: Breaking - “🥭 Says he will “Suck off” the supreme leader if there is a deal”
[+5] u/SignificantRip8239: imagine being a bear, where the only joy you'll ever have is red pre-market before the rug is pulled under you
pathetic.
(unless you are shorting sh\*tcoin)
[+5] u/cryptohomunculus: SPY rockets, then crabs, then coils (you are here)
Then SPY rockets, then crabs, then coils
AND THEN
[+5] u/jijitalk: Buy calls tomorrow if you want generation wealth.
[+5] u/Snowman33001: Is it safe to come out now?
Or is daddy market still raging?
[+5] u/Crazy_Donkies: So McBurry fans, is he early with the LULU trade as well? Asking for fucking noone.
[+5] u/PushAble2463: Crypto got taken out behind the barn this year. About time
[+5] u/DeshawnLive_: no way we open red again baby
[+5] u/bzl33: $LULU down because of Ozempic. can't be super skinny wearing those yoga pants.
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: My LULU become Delulu 😭😭😭
[+5] u/Civil-Fun2409: my scmi call that expires tomorrow has a 1.45% probability of making a profit. Let's go 1.45%!!!!
[+5] u/LeakMyBigBowls: Another day of selling too early 😕
[+5] u/JJlaim: What happened in last 5 min? Did somebody got blown up or what. Like everything took a nosedive
[+5] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: down to my last 2k in my gamble account.... good ol rugpull rekt me
[+5] u/llasar17: this is all obitos fault
[+5] u/Snowman33001: LULU reportedly considering pivoting to becoming a Bitcoin treasury company as well as apparel company
[+5] u/OldWonder5865: Fractional SpaceX shares to be included with the sale of canned beverages. Shares redeemable upon return of cans at select recycling stations
[+5] u/PrestonUnderpenny: Never forget the Great Depression of Yesterday.
[+5] u/Rajiiin: Who a re we kidding most of us gonna play that initial pump on spcx ipo some of us will make tendies and some of us will become long term investors
[+5] u/MaleficentDistrict94: Should of sold everything for 5k profit today 😂 still holding avgo calls and nvidia calls..
[+5] u/kerrykingzgo-T: LULU having a grandma seizure
[+5] u/BearContra: LULU is going to be fine. They will say AI a bunch of times and stock will open at 150, LMAO.
[+5] u/PNW-PAC: So is mu gonna mu at earnings or avgo? My calls want to know.
[+5] u/Vikkio92: How are people surprised about PL? Earnings soon, obviously there will be wild volatility.
[+5] u/chinster91: Did LULU say the n word?
[+5] u/Sandvicheater: Since Iran and Trump keep going back forth between firing rockets and announcing peace deal.
Here my strategy feel free to call me a regard. Whenever a peace deal is in place to occur, buy puts because it always breaks and back to war mode. When Trump and Iran start firing missiles at each other then buy calls because another peace talk is set to be announced next week
[+5] u/Slootonium: No, it does not lol. Talk to a woman, Lulu is just out of style now
[+5] u/jra1993: PDT fucked me more than it ever helped
[+13] u/ten7four: #BREAKING: LULU TO RENAME COMPANY NEWLU AI, ALREADY IN PEACE TALKS WITH ALLBIRDS, STOCK UP +67% ON ANNOUNCEMENT
[+13] u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy: No PDT rule means I no longer have to wait to lose my money
I can do it all in one day
Let’s fucking gooo
[+11] u/damnthatbooty: GET OUT YOUR WALLETS KOREA ITS ALMOST TIME TO BUY
[+11] u/StandardDot5115: MSFT when SPY +2%: +0.06%
MSFT when SPY -0.4%: -7.2%
[+11] u/dabblesest: GUYS! Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen!
[+10] u/wattap: It sold off just enough to get bears to short thinking this is the big one
[+10] u/Candid_Payment_4094: MU should 10:1 stock split so that we can have a run from $100 to $1000 again
[+10] u/Codyqq: Sorry guys I bought MU at 1020 thinking it was done dipping. My bad.
[+9] u/syedhuda: **NVDA gang members checking in**
[+9] u/mmal55: Wow $990 for a stock that will be 2k before the end of the summer? I wonder what to do here
[+9] u/DoIt4TheMayMays: *Biggest loss in a single day achievement unlocked*
[+9] u/zuziannka: Trading with no PDT is fun
[+9] u/mmal55: Prior to this “huge” selloff, MU is averaging 100 billion a day since last week’s 1 T milestone on May 26th.
The market cap is currently 1.12
At 2 T market cap, MU’s share price will be roughly 1750$.
If we continue on this trajectory, even with this setback,
MU will be worth $1750 in less than 3 months.
[+8] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: 3 days ago I was up 150k on MSFT. Today I am up 0k on MSFT lmao.
[+8] u/False_Secret1108: 0 shares to borrow for spce....
[+8] u/ClassroomNo2899: you know this shit is outta control when i have 40 year olds in the office making 60k with 3 kids talking about retiring already LOLOLOL
[+8] u/PaperHandsTheDip: We're cooked. AGI is closer than you guys think: [https://www.anthropic.com/institute/recursive-self-improvement](https://www.anthropic.com/institute/recursive-self-improvement)
They're very close to closing the "recursively self improve" loop. It's going to happen before the decade closes. At that point - you can take that AI and point it towards any problem. It'll solve it better than humans. We're going to see that in the 2030's.
TLDR: I don't think it's a bubble.
[+8] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: whats the made up reason everything shit the bed after close
[+8] u/grantern2: The anxiety medication I took today gave me anxiety…what do I do now…
[+8] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: Took a shit and it was green.... calls
[+8] u/AggravatingCrow897: Damnit, Microsoft finished kinda of green. There is a dude in here who rages out every time MS dips. I luv that guy.
[+8] u/TheSauce69: Usual as business. Open by green
[+8] u/ManonFire1224: Throw micron in the trash. Too mainstream
[+8] u/zephyrs85: How did fucking computers become the thing that does art and humans became the ones in Amazon warehouses, shouldn't it be the other way round lol
[+8] u/OrganicSong2660: DRAM to 100$ is free money
[+7] u/unorganized-orange: So the Department of State suddenly raises the threat level for the entire middle east and oil is down -3.10%, yep right ok cool
[+7] u/KurtArturII: In retrospect, all of my "long-term" stock picks from 5 years ago were perfect, and had I just continued to hold shares, my account would've 10x by now.
Instead I'm down 70%.
[+7] u/_rockthemike: I do not want space x in my retirement account. Please kindly fuck off
[+7] u/mmal55: Damnit we're down 8% today. This makes the 72.78% increase from last month look insignificant
[+7] u/Radiant-Place-6400: do people think semis are going to keep pumping nonstop after pumping 1000% this past year
[+7] u/Bochyat_Jaa: My portfolio has passed away
[+7] u/Candid_Payment_4094: SpaceX will mint new generational bagholders for life
[+7] u/AdventurousFinish681: nah those movies are trash
[+6] u/TraviiC: Hopefully beat off to my GOOGL calls at open
[+6] u/boondo: I'm going to lose so much money on space x let's fucking go
[+6] u/trumpdiego: you are just a wealth transfer to korea
[+6] u/lcarltbmx: Market only goes up baby
[+6] u/No-Plankton9514: JUST IN TRUMP BREAKS IN THE KOREAN STOCK MARKET TO OPEN IT EARLIER
[+6] u/callyograndma: $LULU needs to change their ticker like Victorias Secret and take advantage of a free 30% to the upside. In thinking $RURU.
[+6] u/youreaditfirst: Everyone is going to wanna buy AMPG when its at $10. Do a quick google search on this stock and you will see how many ways they are invested in satellites. Quantum. Ai.
[+6] u/mike_from_here: The circle jerk is still strong
[+6] u/putsonyourbrain: rooftop koreans aren't goin to save you tonight
[+6] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Fidelity has 4 IPO on their calendar, three of them look like from Elon. SpaceX, erock and eloxx
[+6] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: After next week spacex IPO we’ll have the worlds first trillionaire. We live in a dystopian society 😔
[+6] u/StandardDot5115: current economy is all made-up numbers at this point tbh
i am happy to announce the IPO of my AI chip company next week. i am frying potato chips in my kitchen and scribbling AI on the bags
valuation: one gorillion dollars
[+6] u/KenaiFjords357: Bald eagles are the most magnificent birds
[+6] u/Successful-End7689: It's honestly insane how hard they're trying to dump the SpaceX IPO on retail. Legit some of the most rigged shit ive ever seen lol
[+6] u/polodolo98: Blood red tomorrow, puts at open
[+6] u/bananaboi4: MU 1030 calls 6/5, shame on me
[+6] u/Temporary-Basil-3030: Never leaving positions open overnight.
[+6] u/WordsHappenedHere: People going to lose alot of money trying to chase MU. Lots of $800-850 put flow on it. They going to rug it good before they run it.
[+6] u/fathersucrose: 4 installments on klarna
[+5] u/diefy7321: Has LULU tried making its stores into ai data centers?
u/Trenbolone-Papi2
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: Gonna go visit a Lululemon to find myself a middle-upperclass married mommy who does yoga.
[+5] u/lilordeo: overvalued space filth should crumble
[+5] u/imahohohoho: Yall, we got Media saying ceasefire, but we just declared emergency warnings for the Middle East for Americans
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: koreans gonna wake up salivating to dump on us
[+5] u/crazyfool319: who's ready for next week !!
[+5] u/cgonz15: What a great day to be a dip buyer
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: NVDA really did an upside down V
[+5] u/damnthatbooty: SOMEONE PUMP MY MARKETS
[+5] u/cryptohorn: "you now have access to perpetual futures"
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Is anyone actually holding spacex shares if they get any? Lol
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Some of you complaining about SpaceX being in the index when fucking MSTR has been in there for over a year and can't be removed for another 6 months
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Why do all the paper hands come out after market close
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: Lol this guy talking on netflix meeting is definitely a regard from here
[+5] u/bootsupondesk: Where is that stream that reads wsb posts all day?
[+5] u/Lower_Skin_3683: my pizza was burned
market red tomorrow
sorry
[+5] u/wattap: very weird AH and futes
[+5] u/Maximum-Cash7103: So the roller coaster continues? Down tremendously tomorrow?
[+5] u/davide3991: AVGO 6/12 calls was a HUGE mistake
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: This market sucks ass. If you don’t sell within a day or 2 it flips on you
[+5] u/boomerzoomers: Coal, war, samething really.
[+5] u/Chemical_Strain6488: HPQ 28$ calls because I’m regarded
[+5] u/ryzetard: rug at close means calls at open in whatever sector got fucked today while rotating to something else
[+5] u/Beazt11123: holey moley PL action is crazy
[+5] u/amanj41: LULU LEAPS officially joined NVO leaps in the graveyard
[+5] u/ActivePosition67: I bought docu calls off a cuck wsb post, pray for me
[+5] u/EquivalentBorn9411: Lulu Board. Our product is only interesting for middle aged house wifes. Lets get a nike ceo
[+5] u/RJNavarrete: At this point I'm considering selling off my positions every day at noon. This after hours sell off mania is crap.
[+5] u/Orda22494: Why are spy and nasdaq dumping again at 3 PM
[+5] u/SarcasticTrumpet: It was literally just them pumping to destroy everyone's puts and now they drill it lmao
[+5] u/Zaddy619-: Sydney Sweeney LULU commercial will save the company
[+5] u/le_pedal: Lotta bag holders in here, just saying.
[+5] u/Majick1216: Did I fuck up buying avgo calls before close
[+5] u/amazingfishy: Started a position in Netflix today. Undervalued at its current level
[+5] u/ClassroomNo2899: by yoloing calls on margin every morning like the last 2 months.... puke
[+5] u/AdExtension3875: When you get banned says ‘Their record is now 1 win and 43 losses’..
[+5] u/Ass_Mai_Pain: Inverse u/chickenyip ETF
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Like that wolverine game that looks like generic trash?
[+12] u/Marshmallowmind2: I just want to turn $65k into $100k. I'll put it all into boring index afterwards
[+9] u/CMTTrader: One of the best feelings is making more 💵 while sitting on the 🚽 than a wage earner does in a month.
[+9] u/Even-Square-6246: MU will go up if I do not buy right now but will go down if I do
[+9] u/VeryMercurial: Lmao this week just seems like a battle between US and foreign pressures.
Intraday: US pumps and buys
Futures overnight: everyone sells
[+9] u/tydiggityy: MU pull back has to be fabricated for MMs to load up doesn't it? Forward p/e of 9 with huge backlog is crazy good deal
[+8] u/PositiveEdge4361: LinkedIn is a fucking scam and needs to shut down
[+8] u/kryptonyk: Lol Anthropic said AI companies “may need to slow down” on AI development because it’s close to “being able to improve itself without human input.”
Bahaha gotta give it to these guys - they are marketing geniuses. “PS - buy our IPO for a trilly”
[+8] u/Cpryus: This market is a joke, we really going to do this twice back to back so fake
[+8] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Sold a MU put today and it fucking tanks 10%.
Thanks MM
[+7] u/ozarkabottle: My webull account I opened 2 years ago to get free stocks for a promo has better returns then the account I actively manage.
[+7] u/tombrady011235: Not excited about student loan repayments restarting
[+7] u/chessmathster16: Need a SPY gap up open at 765 tomorrow 🙏🙏
[+7] u/BFox1982: My kid is such a fucking cock blocker.
[+7] u/Legendary-Lemon: MSFT is a hedge against bull markets
[+7] u/Meeting_Ok2: Who ready for fake numbers tmmr
[+7] u/Old-Location6448: https://preview.redd.it/ixhfhitxnc5h1.png?width=2156&format=png&auto=webp&s=00146241ccf6099da197a4af374e201db5da7a1d
[+7] u/Ble_h: I liked it better when the market only went up.
[+6] u/CMTTrader: This price action sucks ber ass. Can we go back to going up in straight line please?!😒
[+6] u/Beagle001: DRAM selling off more. MU and SNDK just sort of flat. I think there's another KOSPI dump on memory tonight. Or that's the anticipation at least.
[+6] u/Aromatic-Frame7493: what happened to slow and steady wins the race it seems like slow and steady we will be at 0 tmrw
[+6] u/BanAccount8: This market is so
Over pumped. It’s 1999 all over again
[+6] u/DelvxeRed: Get $mu while it’s on sale, folks!
[+6] u/wilhelm96: Looking like MU really wants to end the day at a perfect -10%
[+5] u/RED-DOT-MAN: Damn it! Thought MU was done dipping!!!POS
[+5] u/Old-Wash-3193: MRVL is a fucking diva. First -5% pre then +5% til close and AH -4%
[+5] u/perceptive_AI: ARKK (their flagship etf) up only 2.25% YTD , this woman and her team of analysts are retarded , talks about future and shit but didn't buy any memory stocks , to be fair ARKX and ARKQ is up 20%
[+5] u/PositiveEdge4361: Right so which dips are we buying
[+5] u/OnceALoser: I didn’t buy MU at $400. I definitely ain’t buying at $1000. My loss is your gain. Please buy it.
[+5] u/astromouse2024: Green tomorrow, calls at open
[+5] u/Throughlifeanddeath: Did anyone buy DRAM today
[+5] u/upvz: I thought we started a new bull market at 10am today. wth is this red
[+5] u/peterpeer9: New bedtime story just dropped:
> 'Twas the night before the week before Juneteenth and many a retail had gathered round to participate in the biggest IPO in the history of the world, the most hyped, some say ever. Retail subscribed billions of their hard-earned money and paid a fair price for the shares, which still had plenty of room to run, despite being the last ones to join. The IPO was a great success! It quickly went up in value. Everyone made 10x their money and nobody sold. It was only the beginning. They were early. Total addressable market infinity. Market makers and retail finally became friends and lived happily ever after on Mars. The End.
[+5] u/SilviOnPC: AI=cows
MU=grass
CALLS!
[+5] u/Ble_h: Money makers dumping after hours.
[+5] u/Calm_Imagination6040: MM's tomorrow (probably)
https://preview.redd.it/nb1mju4jlc5h1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce5c5711b30fa70d4f45c55438d86b103ec34557
[+5] u/CasinoAnd69Manager: Which regards wanted to see tight Lululemon camel toes? You saw a packet instead 😂
[+5] u/username2571: I’m tired of this memory sell off fam
[+5] u/svpa3991: I’m not really a photo or video taker type of person but dam starting to run out of phone storage with 128gb. Idk how I survived 10 yrs ago on the iPhone 6 16gb 💀 made it work for like 5 years. Storage inflation is real
[+5] u/SafeNeighborhood3823: Some of you are bots and it shows
[+5] u/APointAndALine: A lot of people holding calls GUH…
[+5] u/Comprehensive_Toe538: Green week streak is toast
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: Told you about AVGO but you didn’t listen you greedy fuck
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: Puts are the obvious play
[+5] u/Leather_Floor8725: If you read Blind, a msg app for tech workers, you will see that everyone is worth multiple millions of dollars by 35. Many are worth $10m+. They are basically all considering early retirement, moving back to India.
[+5] u/Even-Square-6246: HOOD removed the PDT nice. However what is day trading when you’re holding hood, more bagholding if anything
[+5] u/sayemsosa: Only 🥭 can save the market tomorrow, expect him to say that Iran will be an ally in making the USA an AI superpower or the bubble will be popped
[+5] u/ThanktheLord_33: Bitcoin down just a hair under 40% for the year while the S&P returned over 27%. Pretty sad shit for BTC lovers
[+5] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: Bought a few different things this week and DRAM single handedly fucked the gains I made on everything else. What happened to all the memory stocks?
[+5] u/No-Put2311: Today I became exit liquidity
[+5] u/w8w8dont: Should I panic sell dram and avgo
[+5] u/Own_Profession410: AVGO with a bang job today 🥀
EDIT: $452.50 spreads😞
[+5] u/SpaceMurse: All your delulu are become trululu
[+5] u/Micheal_Hancho: LULU needs to pivot to AI infrastructure buildout
[+5] u/Frozen_Shades: During the dot-com bubble, Cisco Systems was the ultimate poster child of internet excess, briefly becoming the most valuable company in the world in March 2000 with a market cap over \\(\\$500\\) billion and an astronomical P/E ratio. \[[1](https://www.hardingloevner.com/insights/nvidia-and-the-cautionary-tale-of-cisco-systems/), [2](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1g7dif1/til_during_height_of_dotcom_bubble_cisco_was_the/)\]
[+5] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: who tf said buy lulu
[+5] u/BFox1982: Helicoptering my penis so hard right now
[+5] u/ObviousDoxx: Selling everything next week to go all-in on SpaceX. Closing above 2tn market cap first day guaranteed.
[+5] u/Kazza-V: wtf happened to coal
[+5] u/Professional-Tap2052: Hoping we recover overnight
[+5] u/YeezyThoughtMe: So I made $60 bucks doing quick scalping. So glad they removed the PDT rule. Now I’m a become a millionaire in 10.5 years at the rate I’m going 🙌😌
[+5] u/Several_Bread_9144: At least if agi comes out nobody is smarter than anybody else LMAO All those chinese math olympiads nerds will be pulled into the hole with us and the rest of the scum
[+5] u/Evander85: MU close into AHs is diabolical
[+5] u/unwanted_hair: AVGO opens at 420.69 tomorrow.
[+5] u/NiceOwner: After hours is always a crap show. Not worth touching it ever lol
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: I’ll be honest I lost about 50% of my port on spy calls today lol
[+11] u/Boheed: lol S&P announces rules will NOT be altered to accommodate SpaceX
[+10] u/the_mind_goblin1: Koreans wtf. We set you up for a glorious pump and this is how you repay us
[+9] u/bluen: Why market sell off after hours
[+8] u/ZaraBloom418: Posting a comment and then refreshing the app every 5 seconds to see if anyone likes it
[+8] u/WrexyWrex: Reading comments in here is cancer, please don't train AI with this garbage
[+8] u/CryptoTAGod: annnnddd korea is drilling. see you in the morning MUtards, i'm sure you'll be telling us how another -10% day is a "healthy pullback" or something
[+7] u/NativePlant870: MU bulls in shambles
[+7] u/StonksInvesteur: Bols keep getting spanked until morale become better
[+7] u/That-Account6064: I hate elon musk. I'm not going to cry when he dies.
[+7] u/plumpypenguin: MU is still up 50% on the 1M and regards here are asking why is it dumping so much lmao
[+7] u/plumpypenguin: MU heard there was an oil shortage and said fuck it I’ll drill it myself
[+7] u/tortu995: With the s&p at this level and valuations where they are you can't have micron sub 1500 and nvdia sub 300, that or the index belongs 25% lower. Why would i pay financials at 15 foward that have close to no upside on an ai supercycle but will blow up the same once it stops when i can buy hottest theme in ai at sub 7 foward with micron or the most elite company (nvidia) at 17x, beyond moronic.
[+7] u/lifo888: Korea down 5%. The circuit breaker is at 8%. We might see it
[+7] u/Fantastic_Barbie: I’ve heard women hug themselves off center so their boobies can fit together like puzzle pieces and they call it titris
[+6] u/Practical_March2024: [Goldman Sachs expects SpaceX’s AI revenue to increase 100-fold by 2030](https://www.ft.com/content/516cd0e5-a402-4b6c-8035-d688dc5f0cf4)
I am assured now ...after all GS has assured me ..
[+6] u/Steezy12: i don’t even want profit, just give me my money back bro
[+6] u/boraboca: I’m cooked tomm ngl holding a 3x Korea etf
[+6] u/TranzitBusRouteB: Retail gonna puke MU so hard at open tomorrow
[+6] u/Ytmman3: idk… i don't think 🥭 saying a company is "great" and it pumping 30% in one day is a sign of a healthy, sustainable market
[+6] u/LookUpTower7: Red at night, bulls delight.
[+6] u/LankyArtist359: Lol how many times have we seen the gay futures turn red only go green by morning...it's not even a plot twist anymore
[+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: What's up with Korea now mayne
[+6] u/Axonum: MU BACK TO $300 SNDK BACK TO $500
[+6] u/Cantthinkofacoolnam: Michael Burry purchased 100,000 share of LULU 8 months ago at $180 a share.
It is currently $110 a share.
People are paying this man to lose 40% of their account.
During that run he’s missed. MRVL SNDK MU NTAP so many plays.
Would you trust this man to manage your money ?
[+5] u/tacardidm: my "calls at day puts at night" strat is becoming undefeated ngl
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: Need to have a meeting with an annoying client tmr. Chat should i come down with ebola or the hentaivirus?
[+5] u/aka_crashoverride: Congrats to everyone who survived the rug pull yesterday. That shit was brutal.
[+5] u/Neader: Can we make this shit 24 hours already
[+5] u/borkdpasito: MU tripled in 10 weeks and everybody loses their mind when it pulls back. Bols are so fucking lame
[+5] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Why are we falling off a cliff right now
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: I can’t look. Is it so over?
[+5] u/JayRoo83: 🌽 and other fake internet money subs quickly coming to terms with the fact they could have just held SPY for 5 years huh
[+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Oh fuck. Can we get a 10% pump on all Semis and Mag7? I swear I'll sell my calls and never do options again 😭😭
[+5] u/throwtruerateme: Guess I'm no longer a trader and instead am a longterm $DRAM and $SMCI investor
[+5] u/manginamonologues: So what was the point of today if you were just going to dump it over night.
[+5] u/jroth55: Y’all need to chill out. Two weeks ago MU was at 600 and DRAM was at 46
[+5] u/RockCultural4075: My MU 1DTE Puts are printing
[+5] u/MakeResonableChoices: Cashed calls too early but whatever, I do what I want
[+5] u/StandardChaseScene: This ain't a Planet Labs pre-earnings session, it's a damn slaughterhouse.
[+5] u/Axonum: stinky stinky bers... we both know this will be green by open 😂
[+5] u/adilmasoodkh: Just bought 57k of DRAM.
[+5] u/boraboca: I’m gonna need 🥭 to bail me out tomorrow morning with some bs
[+5] u/gwrichardson42: Obviously, AVGO pulled the wrong jenga piece, because the whole f-ing block is tumbling down.
[+5] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: gyatt damn at this rate we might see 740's tomorrow
[+5] u/Miffy1234567: Why does avgo always fuck everything up
[+5] u/johndaly88: Oh no. Looking like I fell for the bull trap.
[+5] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: MRVL to 500 once included in the S& P 500
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Jarvis, make line go up
[+5] u/Trizzz-y: Why is the market going down?
[+5] u/Separate-Rough-8083: AVGO holders, pass your spare tissues to LULU holders
[+5] u/JDog_22Hunter2: I personally am buying calls
[+5] u/lostytranslation: Red day tomorrow after the attacks were restarted
[+5] u/bobby_stackz: It's okay to be a 🌈 🐻 just be a 🌈🐻 on trash ass stocks not the whole fucking market you retards
[+5] u/Either_Way2133: Trump said this evening that Iran has six or seven more chances before he gets serious
[+5] u/King_Credit: Made 363 bucks today. All scalping puts. AH price action makes me want to just stay out of the market tomorrow
[+5] u/CriticalAnybody6686: MU is going down… shit this might be it. I knew I should have sold it after 1k
[+5] u/Coogiez: Uhhh guys I don’t have anymore $
[+5] u/Master_Exploder5: I hope it drops some more tomorrow, so we rip to 1150 next week.
[+5] u/Anchises1: probably nothing let's be honest
[+5] u/ChampagnePapi-: Whats stopping you from having your port 100% spacex next week
[+5] u/Lost-Carry-405: $NOK beautiful chart. It’s a beast
[+5] u/Crazy_Reporter_7516: Anyone dumb enough to buy BTC will buy SpaceX
[+5] u/No_Wing_9002: Bought a 130 rklb call for tomorrow. Lotto or bust.
[+5] u/NerdSlamPo: All in on MSFT. I know regards keep wanting the quick win there, but just buy it now, set it and forget it for 2 weeks and you'll be golden (not expecting the bounce back before Space X bullshit)
[+5] u/stupidber: When you pull up to the pump and see the last guy filled up $4 worth. Thats a ber.
[+5] u/1burritoPOprn-hunger: Cutting workers is literally the use case of AI.
[+5] u/pingoo26: This is quite nuts
https://optionstrat.com/tZzHJr1CucNn
[+28] u/Separate_Fold5168: GOOG 1 day chart looking like an ICBM headed for my portfolio
https://preview.redd.it/bly0ehza7d5h1.png?width=792&format=png&auto=webp&s=916e885c7e85dcb07f603f8a71c637623939472b
[+17] u/McClintockC: So, you bought the top and now your options are down 50%
https://preview.redd.it/22kdujnd9d5h1.jpeg?width=674&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0efa2716fbf46c96c1c0a0f2382cbad241eab0e
[+16] u/AncientAd3846: Watch it fully recover by open 😆
[+16] u/AndItsThetaAgain: #SpaceX denied fast entry into S&P
[+11] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Can't stop thinking about the regard on here who hit $2.5 million last week because of micron & blew $400k on a Ferrari sf90. Calls on repossession 🤌
[+10] u/Dakhnas: The overnight market often seems more eventful than the regular daytime trading session...
[+10] u/scooterhomeimprover: Ok, got it. Dump at night, pump in morning pre market, continue pumping, then dump more after market closed. What did the bears ever do to you guys?
[+9] u/redditsgonecorporate: i love how in this market they only let bers get a taste of victory at night. then ass fuck them in the morning.
[+9] u/LouSwimminn: Believe it or not, chapter 7
[+8] u/Juidawg: Micron 890 tomorrow. 20% face ripper Monday AM.
[+8] u/12345cuda: My heart just sank opening up my account wtf
[+8] u/churnAmex: THE FED HAS PIVOTED OMG BEARS R SO FUK
[+8] u/surmoiFire: why people here still think futures matter?
[+8] u/UnitedCup1814: Koreans are getting those flat cheeks clapped this evening. Not good
[+8] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: Too many doomers in here now. We probably be alright tomorrow.
[+7] u/some_dumkopf: WSB panicking = my calls print tomorrow
[+7] u/McClintockC: Losing money has never been more convenient
[+7] u/Fun_Training6342: Told y'all MU is a scam. Get it the fuk outta QQQ.
700 by next week.
[+7] u/natebro142: It’s either shrek dicks by morning or I get liquidated
[+7] u/degenforlife69: Did avgo burst the bubble by speaking the truth. The ceo gonna get spanked by taco for crashing his market
[+7] u/Guhbigly: 2 red days are unconstitutional
[+7] u/BigToadEats: BTC is so fucking stinky and hairy bro
[+7] u/McClintockC: "Next trillion dollar company" is the new "but the DOW is 50k"
[+7] u/Hang_Man1: wtf was the point of today if it just dumps overnight
[+7] u/SunnyMikkle: Imma bust a nut if I get to rebuy my calls that I sold at the top today for cheap tomorrow Jesus f can it be this easy?
[+7] u/Th3Gr33nBastard: Looks like I’m an ASTS bag holder now
[+7] u/HAND__EGG: What the fuck
Google is REALLY ABOUT TO SHIT UP ITS GAINS
[+7] u/Cockballzz: A moment of silence, or not, for the king regard 👑
Michael Saylor 🫡
[+7] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: US officials have had talks about having government acquire shares in AI giants, per NOTUS"
NVDA? Google? AVGO?.......MRVL? 🤔
[+6] u/Unhedged-Fund: rotation back to tech
[+6] u/Majestic-Bass6772: i get my broker letting me know i can bid on IPOs early but now my BANK is sending emails??? 😭
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: This is fuckn stupid
[+6] u/BigToadEats: Lost 40k today ask me anything
[+6] u/mwfguxckdyou: well shit, it was probably stupid to think buying calls at EOD was a good idea
[+6] u/jraiv420: It was a Bol trap all along 😱
[+6] u/Mandatory_Fun_2469: As a premature bear I am now only down 112% instead of 115%. Take that bulls!
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: Spacex going to have the worst ipo in ipo history. Everyone avoiding this trap like the plague. *just dont short it for the love of god*
[+6] u/diunay_lomay_a: Wtf happened.. korea you okay. Youre fucking up my dram
[+6] u/Perfect-Mixture-3577: Fuck avgo for fucking up the whole market vibe piece of shit
[+6] u/Yonderbeyonder: holy shit I am a multi ticker bagholder because of the last few days 🫨
[+5] u/Snoo_4496: MU and AVGO competing to win the dip
[+5] u/_Clit-Commander_: Two stocks make up 54% of the KOSPI: Samsung and SK Hynix. Insane.
[+5] u/United-Hearing-8286: Ordered burrito online at chipotle and they made a fucking bowl
Now I’m back inside waiting for a burrito
[+5] u/IookMaNoHands: Looking for a 5-10x play tmr is it qqq calls
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: who tf turns $232 into 50k and doesnt sell that level of regard actually pisses me off its not even WSB at this point.
[+5] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: Markets like, "time to scam some retards with pump and dumps"
[+5] u/enc-nyc: Dont worry retards u were worried about futures yesterday too. Look how it played out.
[+5] u/crunchwrapsupreme4: KOSPI down 6 fucking percent
[+5] u/Zuko2001: Today was green so MSFT was flat, tomorrow is red so MSFT should be down 10%
[+5] u/Dakhnas: Koreans destroying memory stocks. Send help!
[+5] u/sck178: Oh holy balls. Everything is slowly bleeding! Lol QQQ dead
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Now I need +$7 on qqq tomorrow just to break even 🤦
[+5] u/R1ckyB0bby_: What’s actually causing this?
[+5] u/LaHhxL: You guys should’ve known. If a bunch of WSBs buy something. That shts going down! $AVGO
[+5] u/kumako10: I think I bought the top
[+5] u/ClevelandSteamer81: Bloomberg) -- S&P Dow Jones Indices will keep its existing eligibility requirements for main benchmarks like the S&P 500 Index, rejecting proposals that would have made it faster for mega-cap companies such as Elon Musk's SpaceX to gain rapid entry into the benchmark after going public.
Could this be the sell off since the market doesn’t need liquidity anymore for these mega caps?
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: Mom wants a new phone and asks for my advice.
I give her advice.
She doesn’t like that advice…
[+5] u/Spicyboi981: Wow, it’s like everything I said would happen is finally happening
[+5] u/dingusmingus2222: I think I'm getting rugged right in front of my face and I'm too stupid to do anything about it.
[+5] u/BagholderForLyfe: Stocks are selling off to free up liquidity for SpaceX
[+5] u/zestykite: Green by open. We all know this.
[+5] u/puts_every_day: War on tonight again?
[+5] u/Fun_Purpose6972: UBER CEO just said it was difficult to justify the cost of AI tokens in general based on the return. He is of course right. Anthropic and OpenAI are dangerous and unsustainable companies that shouldn’t be taken public. The AI bubble is a con and retail investors are the marks. AI doesn’t have ROI, it’s nothing like AWS or Uber, and it’s got no post-bubble recovery story.
How will I play this? I have $200K in cash, locked and loaded, ready to buy everything for cheap when this crashes the entire market within 1 year.
The crash will come within 1 year.
If you disagree, please be brave leave a comment and we can come back in exactly one year. The boomerang of history has a long arc.
RemindMe! 1 year
[+5] u/Complex-Video-2202: bers think for real final agreement will be reached this weekend and the infinit money glichtch will come to an end. So retard. Hahahaha
[+5] u/wenxuan2: Market dropping after hours while most option traders are locked out, unfortunate
[+5] u/Jimbeauxer: I will never financially recover from this
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: who's getting fucked really hard rn ?
[+5] u/Fit-Skin1949: Feel like we gotta full port it now
[+5] u/HAND__EGG: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck overnight trading
Google can suck my cock
[+5] u/captainunderpants111: what a shit day smh gave the big boys 3k for their yachts because i didn’t follow any trading discipline
[+5] u/Competitive_Ride: Even a trillion seems like a joke now. Soon they’ll have self help books like the billionaire next door
[+5] u/Level10Retard: On the bright side, MSFT is not down.
[+5] u/cinJESUS: S&P 500 not changing the rules to expedite SPCX inclusion 👀🔥
[+5] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: Amd calls after the morning dip hits every time btw
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: And I lost money on my qqq puts today. Fml
[+5] u/DCrebuilds: Can tesla have a 5% drop tomorrow
[+13] u/Interesting_Leg8859: is there a Korean version of wallstreetbets ? im finna pump up the bolz and talk some shit to Korean bers lmaooo
[+9] u/abroadbroadband: To all the beautiful Korean women out there
# 🇰🇷🫡 SALUTE!!!
[+8] u/moosewithamuffin: Where can I buy this SpaceSex?
[+8] u/mdh1119: Okay, here are the headlines I'm reading::
KOSPI is down heavily.
SPCX has been denied entry to a major index.
Michael Burry bearing about as usual.
Jobs report tomorrow morning.
What particular factor is the thing actually leading this hard move lower overnight?
[+8] u/moosewithamuffin: Not buying this spaceX scam lol, I’ll wait till the 2x leveraged ETF comes out.
[+8] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: I make more money when I sleep through my alarm
[+7] u/ARoseandAPoem: Fool me once futures shame on you, fool me twice…I belong here
[+7] u/DonCenote: NASDAQ down 1.25% after close. Not down, really. Just lower. Very normal. Sometimes number red, then later number green. That’s good. Smart people know. Many stocks. Big stocks. Computers. Nasdaq. Very powerful. Could go up. Could go very up. Great!
[+7] u/FGLabs: 🎶 I tried so hard and got so far but in the end, it doesn’t even matter 🎶
[+6] u/RooneyToons_10: I need Jensen to say AVGO is the next 50T company
[+6] u/C0up7: Don’t worry guys. There will be another final peace deal announced over the weekend to pump the markets next week in preparation for SpaceX IPO.
[+6] u/Blownofftheblock: 135 dollars a share to shoot white dicks into space okay buddy
[+6] u/Fabulous_Carry5357: should i full port into NOW
[+6] u/Dongkey_kong: God I wish I had more capital. This is why I get wrecked. I get caught in a vicious down cycle because I don’t sell and then when I do, shit will double but leave me with no money to get in the train. I suck lol
[+6] u/PopularCut4124: How could Barack do this
[+6] u/chaos-chaos-chaos: Why are we talking about Koreans!!
[+6] u/MusingsAndMind: sorry just got here whats all this with korea now?
[+6] u/Full-Worker-302: Bunch of absolute TARDS in here
[+6] u/kex06: My next two kids will have good, respectable Korean names
[+6] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Buying right now is like being 95% of the way through a game of Jenga
[+6] u/Reasonable_Manner817: Poor guy with the MU 1030 calls. He’ll be lucky to get his $200 cost basis back tomorrow.
[+6] u/hamsupchoi: Are we pumping tmr ?? Greeen ?? Pls
[+6] u/Samjabr: South Koreans getting cash advances to buy more memory stonks
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: Nightly reminder: You are allowed to buy a birthday cake any day of the year
Don't let imaginary rules stop you from living out your impulses
[+6] u/Samjabr: Even Futes V up Ber Anoos
[+5] u/Incognadeau: Korean market nearly down 6% wtf is going on over there? I thought they banned short selling
[+5] u/FGLabs: Finally, I just went long on tech! Can't wait to get in on all these juicy gains everyone's talking about!
[+5] u/OptionGamble: How is everyone a top 1% commenter?
[+5] u/Purple-Coyote-6122: Jackass of a bottom wick there.
[+5] u/Warm_Tzatziki: Micron is not my friend... Anymore
[+5] u/Strict-Hearing-177: New CEO lady from NKE ,just keeps it goin @
LULU
[+5] u/Strict-Hearing-177: Hey Ms. MU ,,msstr MSTR here,Got a really dark hole we can get down together
[+5] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: Imagine spcx going down by 40% after first earning and turn all your sorry asses to long term investors
[+5] u/aftherith: Wow what kind of idiot would have sold QQQ puts for a loss at close today?
*looks around and chuckles nervously
[+5] u/Kickboy21: If i make 20k more, im buying a new car. I declared it
[+5] u/uwvirgin: Korean spy moves up or down 5% daily lmao
[+5] u/lifeiswutumakeit: Not too sure the koreans can dig us out today
[+5] u/Adorable_Law7348: What happens if you win a ban bet?
[+5] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: Futes blood red again
[+14] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Next leg up in memory is going to be bonkers
[+13] u/dFrame3070: Google took $80B off the table and actually fucked up the whole vibe. Lmao literally shoved anthro, OAI, and spacex to the back of the line.
[+10] u/Life-Trade-6514: Koreans must be on a smoke break or something
[+8] u/Specific-Path3179: I went all-in MU AVGO
[+8] u/Useful_Donut6789: Maybe the real depression was the mental health we lost along the way
[+7] u/cryptopolymath: Over 50% of all Bitcoin $BTC in circulation is now held at an unrealized loss.
[+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: MU $1500 after upcoming June earnings
Mark my words
[+7] u/GenitalWartHogg: Port on Monday ~27K
Port today ~ 8K
[+7] u/greyenlightenment: btc lose 60k support will mean total loss of confidence, triggered cascade selling
[+7] u/Templar_Swamp_Stake: I got super high on gummies and I have achieved enlightenment. The mysteries of the universe have been revealed to me.
Here is the answer to everything: you’re all a bunch of fucking retards.
[+6] u/AlarmedPelican: horses don't stop they keep going!
[+6] u/shitmybritchez: Anyone ever feel like the second they enter a 0 dte a market maker is on the other side screaming like Willy wonka you get nothing?
[+6] u/TheRealJohnOptions: Jobs will be fine long term regardless. AI will just do the white collar ones and youll grab shifts on a hamster wheel in a meta data center basement
[+6] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: I was enjoying the May market much more than I am enjoying the June market.
The June market fucking sucks.
[+6] u/GenitalWartHogg: Today I ate my cereal with fork. Saved the milk for tomorrow cause port down 75%
[+6] u/Then-Cup-5153: V SHAPE V SHAPE V SHAPE V SHAPE
[+6] u/Waveytony: Bitcoin is so two-thousand-and-LATE
[+6] u/Bromine_Bro35: Not even gonna lie i genuinely think it’s unacceptable for a man to be wearing a ski mask w a mouth hole in it
[+6] u/ArticleTerrible7621: KOSPI cmon I know you can do it
[+6] u/Waiting4Reccession: Please Mr. President, just one more pump into the weekend, please send the tweet...NOOOO he fell asleep
[+5] u/BenisSpaghetti: Why is everyone so bent out of shape? Green and Red are both nice colors.
[+5] u/Advanced-Structure82: Probably hammering NOW calls tomorrow
[+5] u/The_Cornwallis: Some of you shouldn’t be approved for options and it shows
[+5] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: In my opinion, we drill all night, chop in the pre market, and we pump at open
[+5] u/Vlisa: So addicted to the market every time someone types smh, I think of the etf first.
[+5] u/housemouse431: the koreansssssss saving my port
[+5] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Finally back after being off my phone all day. I hope all the MU I bought at the top today is doing good!
[+5] u/BenisSpaghetti: AI, write me a horror story about Ejaculatrix - the two headed demon who appears in your bedroom and cums on your pillow.
[+5] u/Ok_Passage7069: WHY THE FUCK WOULDNT LULU PIVOT TO AI AND OR DATA CENTERS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM IM FUCKED
[+5] u/drankleanonce: DID TRAIN TO BUSAN HAPPEN WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY????? 🇰🇷🇰🇷🧟♀️🧟🧟♂️💵💵💵
[+5] u/Friendly_Cockroach62: Everyone remember this happened yesterday
[+5] u/BoneEvasion: I lost everything. Tomorrow we start over selling koolaid pineapples outside the mall.
[+5] u/ImthatRootuser: Who is going full port into SPCX?
[+5] u/iamjt: Europeans better be rich enough to buy the dip this time
[+5] u/Major-Designer-5302: Honest opinions about buying the dip for MU?
[+5] u/liikenneaksioma: fries, to go or eat here?
[+5] u/dinglebarryb0nds: Patti Mayonais market
[+5] u/Mrsir300: I’m a semi bear, this shit will be green by 12:45pm ET
[+5] u/stuntondeezh0es: The sound of MU $1000C getting obliterated tomorrow lmao
[+5] u/pmotiveforce: $8.12 yahoo data breach settlement just hit my account, gonna yolo that sombitch tomorrow. MMs gonna be on lookout but I won't feeding them with my windfall.
[+5] u/Diligent-Lettuce-455: I was busy at work today and expecting a bloodbath and was surprised. I ended up .34% today 🤷
[+5] u/Educational-Dust4048: what's going on in nflx shareholder meeting?
[+5] u/nknk_3: Why is MU dropping? Didn't one "analyst" triple the MU price target
[+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Did you survive the great 3 hour MU collapse of 2026?
[+5] u/killcon84: I LOVE SPACEX I LOVE TESLA I LOVE ELON I’LL DO ANYTHING FOR ELON
[+14] u/early-retirement-plz: I offered to help an old man carry some incredibly heavy bags.
Then I noticed they were labeled “AVGO Calls.”
The old man laughed and said, “Don’t worry, I packed them myself.”
His name was Hock Tan.
[+13] u/Kru1zer: Jobs data bad means rate cuts = market up. Jobs data good means strong economy = market up.
[+10] u/running_to_empty: Bitcoin doing that head and shoulders, then knees and toes.
[+9] u/dweeegs: Chinese stocks go down when US stocks go up
Chinese stocks go extra down when US stocks go down
That is all
[+7] u/music_is_gud: BUTTLICKER, OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!
[+7] u/JohnsHopkinsSimp: Why are we freaking out? We’re not even at the lows of this morning
[+7] u/JohanLiebert92: Green as fuck Friday
[+7] u/DeezSpicyNuts: Man imagine if the American south was actually all futuristic and forward thinking LOL
[+7] u/music_is_gud: Koreans wake up everyday and roll their dice to decide whether they wanna buy or sell
[+7] u/Pigs0nTheWing: SPX up .4% today and everyone's crying about the market tanking. What a time to be alive, unless you're a ber of course.
[+7] u/yolo-sv: Mu calls July17 1100
[+6] u/Critical-Whereas-582: IPOs will sink the market.
[+6] u/Liquidsnake959: Anything on sale worth buying or all still over priced?
[+6] u/SophisticatedLogic: I don’t think recession is coming until I see random 10’s at my local Denny’s
[+6] u/tocinoman: The great overnight bear market of June 4th can't hurt me because NVDA is giving me $0.25 a share
[+6] u/nyse25: who remembers the box spread strategy
[+6] u/FeverTreeCloud: Update
Yesterday; I was down $60k week to date
Today, I made $30k on MRVL
so down only $30k week to date buying high, selling low 😤
[+6] u/ChreeKnowsBest: It’s about time for MU to stick a tampon in and get back to its regularly scheduled pumping
[+6] u/Famous-Cream-8221: Everyone realizing how useless 🌽 is
[+6] u/trent_upscale: Just hit the East side of the LBC
[+6] u/Iunatic: So removing this "pdt" thing allows the poors to panic sell quicker. LMAO
[+5] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Will be green by open, this fucking bubble cannot pop. Only up forever
[+5] u/deltamoney: Go Koreans go! Cum Sa on Him Da
[+5] u/TapFinancial1482: I’m thinking NOW calls tommorrow
[+5] u/timetopractice: I might be stupid but at least I didn't have AVGO calls
[+5] u/Maximum-Classic3416: Anyone know how to turn 1k into 5k tomorrow
[+5] u/Jerikolol: U gotta Hock Tan and spit on that index
[+5] u/darkspherei: lol $LULU, no one wants $150 yoga pants
[+5] u/nordik1: if i got paid 5 cents for every time i opened robinhood each day, id be 10x any ber on here
[+5] u/Apocalyptic-Post: Can you imagine this sub if we went down by 6% and then recovered in the same day like Kospi
[+5] u/infernalr00t: Tomorrow is going to be a bloodbath 💀💀💀
[+5] u/Inevitable-Day2443: So always sell when at 100%+?
[+5] u/Eclectic_Beer_Tap: KOSPI shrekin' hard!
[+12] u/nasdaqslut: Berkshire should just change their ticker to BERS. Would be funnier
[+11] u/sonofalando: Finally paid down my 144 month term burrito loan from chipotle 💪💅
[+11] u/495N: > NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang hints at upcoming surprises
>!he has a black cock!<
[+10] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Stop panic sell at loss. Tech sell off may last 1-2 more days and then will go back up. It's not end of the world.
[+9] u/ActBlueCertified: donald pls cook these job numbers
[+9] u/Suavecore_: Stocks are never going up again. Until tomorrow by 10am when everything goes up in a straight line past ATH
[+9] u/ChipWong82: 1. Job report bad = excuse for rate cuts= bulls win.
2. Job report good = good economy= bears lose.
[+8] u/pussinbuuts: given how regarded this market is
buying OPEN before openai ipo might work
[+8] u/NoFuckingValue: Some of y'all need a job not a brokerage account
[+8] u/Pernicious_Pearl: genuinely does anyone care about market fundamentals or technicals anymore
[+8] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: Jensen pumping this shit, thank you leather jacket man
[+8] u/Tall-Illustrator543: Hunter Biden seems like an absolute G
[+8] u/Available_Earth_808: Fucking idiots with no idea about valuation: “it’s fucking rockets!!”
Me: “how in tf is this shit worth more than 500b market cap”
[+7] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Anthropic at 1T is a buy. The problem is that it’s probably gunna be higher by the time it IPO’s
[+7] u/hermeskino715: Don't worry bols, pretty sure jobs report going to save our asses
[+7] u/FuckedUpImagery: Been getting an average of 8hr sleep since i got laid off lol. When i worked from home at this dogass company i got like 4-5hr
[+6] u/bulrfuc: # MU fighting for its life LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/Castopliani: Should I buy sand dicks micropenis or sk hymen
[+6] u/DressPrestigious7088: Green by open as usual.
[+6] u/touuuuhhhny: SPY committee successfully completed task 1 out of 2 (denying the crazy new ones extra privileges).
Task 2 is now to give RDDT the ✅.
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Obama why would you do this to us
[+6] u/Fit_Set2526: tired of the leather jacket...enough of his act
[+6] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Lets say today MU is down -10% because everyone panic sell. But does it change the future? 100 billion profit. Nope.
Same with Nvidia. That company DOESN'T go away. It stays and keeps growing.
So i dont get this END OF THE WORLD talk
[+6] u/aa73gc: That elusive -2% day may be upon us
[+6] u/Tay_Tay86: History is full of unbeatable armies that get beaten in an asymmetric way.
Don't discount their desire to use oil prices to inflict maximum pain
[+6] u/kenathen: lulu. American is broke?
[+5] u/Ill_Sun358: Gotta trust Hock TUAH. $AVGO $500 EOM
[+5] u/Ill_Sun358: Silly bers stonks only go up
[+5] u/Pilper: I’m buying otm 0dte spy calls at the morning lows
[+5] u/anonkraken: Man I fucking hate red Friday's. Can be such a weekend spoiler.
[+5] u/Scalpaholic: I think in hindsight it never made sense for BTC to be supported at all by the US Government.
In fact, BTC becoming ovrerexposed to sunlight was probably the worst thing for its fundamental purpose of being independent currency.
If I were Prez, I'd be really aggro in banning any form of crypto outside of a USD Tether that only runs on a US Gov Blockchain.
Maybe setup a one-time redemption holiday window before the permaban.
Because that's the sensible American Gov thing to do.
[+5] u/dankeyschon: The point is to win no matter what happens. Using Bitcoin to avoid fiat money? They benefit. Not using Bitcoin? They also benefit.
[+5] u/violet_evergarden8: Only AI yoga pants gonna save LULU LMFAO
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: Deal tomorrow for mega green Friday taco 🌮
[+5] u/ASJ_slayer: I bought the dip and it dipped GUH
[+18] u/moorhound: MU goes up like 20% every day for a week: "lmao stock market is ez, why work"
MU goes down 8% for one day: "this is the end, I'm financially ruined"
Were you guys just rolling calls over and over instead of booking profit?
[+13] u/Airizom: Wow I love losing $10,000 in a day! Its awesome!
[+9] u/Elonmuskishuman: Everyone selling $btc to buy SpaceX 💀
[+8] u/HomeHedgeFund: FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND FUCK UR ASS RIGHT NOW.
[+8] u/trust_it_bb: June 19 and MRVL.
Set the date.
Buy the calls - some for that week, some for after.
[+8] u/cowboycookie1337: I really hope a lot of you get blown out tomorrow, this place has gotten soft
[+8] u/KevinWarshNudes: Scared money don’t make money but I’m learning retarded money don’t make money either
[+7] u/ecstaticindian: jensen huang says victorias secret will be a trillion dollar company one day
[+7] u/veryveryuniquename5: so much semi hate in here, the semi ber market must be getting close to an end LMAO🤌
[+7] u/SpecialTrust2045: Which one will break first realistically? Oil supply or AI bubble?
My guess is Oil supply followed by AI bubble. Both will be later this year.
What’s yours?
[+7] u/Consistent_Chart_664: Fuck it was sell in May and go away
[+7] u/Airizom: If you don’t buy this dip you are regarded
[+7] u/Born_Chocolate9295: MU below 950 support? are we cooked?
[+7] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: If memory gets another big red day later, we might see a big correction
[+7] u/taiyab-raja: Bulls: +30% “meh”
Bears: -2% “were out of hibernation baby!”
[+7] u/No-Improvement3164: Tom Lee said ETH was going to 7500 last November. He must have had a typo and meant 750.
[+7] u/FabulousInfluence182: not a doomer but i’m not having fun right now
[+6] u/Slow-Information-847: 🌽 is making its history, and so does MSTR.
[+6] u/amplaoumplasD: BMNR will make me homeless today.
[+6] u/NFG89: this is but another road bump in BTC's road to 1mil
[+6] u/CursedClownz: Saylor said he willl refinanceee
[+6] u/CD274: Everyone keeps asking where all the money is coming from for AI stocks
Also they keep complaining about btc dropping
[+6] u/Weak-Equal-9084: The market does not even open, but i already feeling a big red dildo in my ass? Anybody can relate?
[+6] u/jonneh: Wow mfers are selling 🌽 like it owes them money
[+6] u/Madsen13140: Classic pre market ber trap
[+5] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: Lulu needs AI yoga pants fr fr
[+5] u/circadiggmigration: Don't use webull except have a little bit of money there because I like the app. Just got an announcement they're lifting the PDT restriction.
[+5] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: Korean regards are fuk
[+5] u/Traditional-Bet2379: Discovered MSTU (2x Long MSTR) and MSTZ (2x Inverse MSTR).
Feels like these should be illegal. 2x (Micro)Strategy bull and bear ETFs.
Any Leveraged ETFs (available in the US) that beat these for volatility?
[+5] u/Brigantius: MU has inflicted such losses on generational wealth that people will remember it for decades.
[+5] u/StrawberryOk8459: After market creating beautiful buying opportunities for open
[+16] u/UsernameTaken_123: Piece of shit AVGO crashed the entire market
[+13] u/f0xinaround: Love your loved ones y'all. Hospital visit at 3am tonight.
[+13] u/Visible_Sentence_399: What if we just cut all ties with Israel? We moon?
[+13] u/Appropriate_Lie5094: fuck you MU. fucked everyone over
[+11] u/heikici: Yeah, after yesterday premarket that went from -0,5% to +0,3% EOD, I'm not trusting this shit anymore
[+9] u/RaptorKing95: Did you sell in May? Now stay away.
[+9] u/aDonkeyWithACarrot: QQQ went from -1.3% to -0.8% in a matter of 30 minutes
GREEN BY OPEN
you heard it here first 🤓 👆
[+9] u/Own_Hawk_7859: Gay month - gay market
[+9] u/IIVX: Bears salivating to the thought of another red day after sitting on the sidelines of the greenest semi and AI rally known to mankind
[+9] u/k3t4mine: Out of nowhere, 4.15am, big volume spike and sharp move down in crude. On no news.
What do you know, 60 minutes later, Al Arabiya comes out with a headline recycling old news (they agreed to transfer to Russia or China months ago) as a new breakthrough.
Truly criminal. Wouldn't surprise me if this "Al Arabiya" correspondant is just Barak Ravid.
[+8] u/Independent-Tree-985: micron at prices not seen since 5 days ago
>!freak the fuck out, ig!<
[+8] u/TizzyHizzy: It will be slightly red at open and then green after an hour. Just get in the passenger seat, don’t fight it
[+8] u/teeroy96: It’s too bearish in here… calls it is
[+8] u/Disastrous_Battle_14: So does SpaceX actually make any money? or is it just a vibe valuation?
[+7] u/ScytherDOTA: Im concerned, majority of my portfolio is calls and weekend approaching
[+6] u/Mammoth_Bank_7886: It's gonna be another shit day to conclude a shit week.
All my calls are fried, and I'm tired. Wanna full port on something steady like ASML or MRVL and relax once I break even again.
[+6] u/Repulsive_Roof6790: I am not made for this. I lost 13K over the course of a year and got out with 2. I did not have the patience. I wanted my money now. I am going to play exo zombies and look forward to school in 3 months time so I can build my life the old boring way
[+6] u/aabbcc_gei: oil algos have learned from their past mistakes.
the world is healing ☝️🤓
[+6] u/OverallObligation271: Whoever said to buy AVGO i hope you step on legos
[+5] u/Unityeid: Good morning fettbürgers today you will buy ServiceNOW.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
FCK
(FckYouAll)
[+5] u/yayahi: Nasdaq just needs to die bru
[+5] u/JPowTheDayTrader: The lifting of the PDT restriction is going to annihilate many an accounts. RIP in advance.
[+5] u/wayzangy: Any chance we open green?
[+5] u/odity9: Semis gettin a haircut, MRVL isn't having it.
[+5] u/SonOfObito: Why is oil dropping? Pretty soon we’ll all be feeling the consequences of no oil
[+5] u/g7008: Is there a play this year with $SMCI or is it going to sit around it's current price range of ~$46-47 until Q1 2027?
[+5] u/Open_Obligation_1624: Tomorrow AVGO will go 450. wait for analyst rating. imbalance price point and will surge
[+5] u/IllustriousTear1315: koreans can buy the us market?
[+5] u/Horror-Price744: people here get their DD from Gemini and it shows
[+5] u/drkgla: Cerebras, whateva happened there.
[+5] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: If one red day can wipe out bull imagine what two red days in a row can do 😳
[+13] u/wdwentz93: Bers wear propeller hats during trading hours
[+10] u/The_Juice_Gourd: Space — The Regarded Frontier
[+8] u/baconography: No daily thread.
Puts on everything.
[+8] u/teh_herper: #If you liked DRAM at 70, you'll love it at 60
[+7] u/Dyce10x: You dumb bers should all buy puts so the market can pump.
[+7] u/barnshaw292: gone to cash, dont trust this before weekend.
[+7] u/maffoobristol: Reading about this White House UFC Arena, fancy giving Idiocracy a rewatch
[+7] u/davidbigham: red premarket and green after open. I know the script
[+7] u/ZYHUA: Regard bols will cheer on every lower highs, no matter how tiny
[+7] u/dufusmembrane: all crapto going to zero taking me with it
[+7] u/Kattilaeikka: I salute the S&P 500 committee for not rushing these trillion dollar turds into the index. Fucking immoral trying to use the index as exit liquidity
[+7] u/Extreme_Marketing865: Mu isnt staying down lets not fool ourselves
[+7] u/Dyce10x: THE DEAL IS NEVER CUMMING. FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND SELL YOUR BAGS.
[+7] u/Independent_Term5790: A certain Billionaire pays people to spam shit in the comments here
[+6] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Why the fuck is a 0.6% drop panicing half of the people here? Am I missing something?
3 months ago a -1% open wasn't even aknowledged.
[+6] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: Can't sleep, still poor. Praise be to bankruptcy.
[+6] u/ZYHUA: We shaken off the paper hands, MU MRVL +30% a week incoming. This is a generational get rich quick deal you’ll regret missing
[+6] u/Superente_: You can tell your boss to stop fucking with Iran, Tariffs, Cuba, and release the Epstein files and we wouldn´t need to.
[+6] u/A55BAG: Jensen rugging the DRAM bois, but I think these memory makes a come back when greed takes over.
[+6] u/Verghaust: https://preview.redd.it/vjxvsuk1of5h1.png?width=942&format=png&auto=webp&s=455214a18047a2eb18bf70487bf35d0b811661ee
[+5] u/ZYHUA: monke just wants its money back meme gonna hit so hard next week.
[+5] u/maschin1982: Wells Fargo raise target price for MSFT to 650$ 🚀
[+5] u/Dyce10x: BREAKING NEWS: DIDDY’S OIL STACHE DISCOVERED.
[+5] u/bullrfuk: This has been predicted by our prophets LMAO🤌
[+5] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: A man opens a brokerage account and gets margin called and you think that of me??!
because then you are right
[+5] u/gcko: Hot yoga pants butts are out
[+5] u/jostradumass: Warsh gonna be fake hawkish, or dovish tomorrow?
[+5] u/rumblecatz: So many panicans in here wtf