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[+38] u/Old-Wash-3193: It’s over. Market dipped to what it was 2 days ago
[+35] u/knoqd_: SPY -1% after going up for 9 weeks straight
🐻: I told you so!
[+31] u/lococommotion: Looks like I’ve become a BlackBerry long term investor
[+30] u/AstronautPossible374: Do NOT eat the clam chowder at the Lexus December to Remember sales event
[+27] u/TofuMeltatSunspot: im shaking. if asts opens below 105 im literally going to be homeless
[+26] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: This sub is so dramatic. Everyone making money for the last month, some space stocks up 80 percent before this dip, MU on a generational rip, one day pull back and everyone acting like their life is over
[+25] u/LasyKuuga: Shit hasn’t been green since I went bullish 2 days ago
[+25] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Imagine working at a hedge fund and your job is to come here and read our comments
#LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[+22] u/_AnecdotalEvidence_: A regard is never late. nor is he early, he loses profit precisely when he means to
[+22] u/Mrsir300: Really got to have an age limit for most government positions. Tired of seeing these wrinkly old mfers shaky talking some bullshit. Anyone over 75 has to be out. Back to the retirement home grandma
[+21] u/fca1230: kinda impressive how much money i manage to lose in a bull market
[+21] u/InspectorDabbit_: 🥭 played crypto boys hard, LOL
"I am the crypto President"
100K to 60K
[+17] u/Harp-Note: Everything is red except the one thing I have puts on. Kill me.
[+17] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Imagine getting into corn at 120k because of the cryptofriendly orange in charge
[+16] u/Groundbreaking-Gap20: Like the fucking dumbass I am, I deployed cash yesterday close to ATH’s
[+15] u/XCheek_clapper69x: I was exit liquidity and all I got was this stupid t shirt
[+14] u/Gregs1984: $AVGO
https://preview.redd.it/q5tpnbyv495h1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d0a7ea7a310a9671e717c713b76739600d44661
[+14] u/trust_it_bb: Guys working the fryers at wendys talking about the future of ai.
Just make sure you salt them bro.
[+13] u/BuyHighSellLow__: Everyone saying this gunna V 😂😮💨🤨 I’m a big fucking bull but….. you ever been at a casino playing baccarat and you’re on an insane streak so you start doubling your bets and then the house fucks you?
[+13] u/ResiIient: EVERYTHING IS GOING TO CRASH, SELL EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW, EVEN IF HUMANOID ROBOTS TAKE OUR JOBS WHO WILL PAY FOR THEIR SERVICES? PUTS ON AI. PEOPLE CAN’T RESIST GANGBANGING A FUCKING DELIVERY ROBOT WITH BASEBALL BATS, YOU THINK THEY’RE GONNA LET A TESLA BOT FROM THE BIGGEST K-HOLE LOSER ON THE PLANET REPLACE THEIR JOB WITHOUT GETTING THEIR REVENGE? PUTS ON TSLA.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER
[+13] u/da-pkitty: Trump good fucking god just make the peace
[+12] u/nigofe: Its all doomsday up in this bitch, bet its going to be green eod
[+12] u/Suspicious_Ad6172: PDT rule starts today. The casino can’t wait to open
[+12] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Love how everyone revised broadcom UP but its down damn near 15%
[+12] u/CryptoTAGod: how is it still 2 hours until market open lmao
[+12] u/BFox1982: We need a Truth Social post dropping tickers ASAP
[+11] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Maybe the realized profits this whole time were the bears we fucked along the way
[+11] u/OK_Computer10101: I’m not sure where the term nothingburger came from, but it’s what I’m having for dinner if this keeps up
[+11] u/Weak_Emu3659: Axios: "For real this time, serious guys."
[+10] u/CaptainSt0nks: Watching Corn go to hell live is better than watching your own stonks go up
[+10] u/Shoty6966-_-: Why are the lines on my Robinhood red? Is it glitching?
[+10] u/KittyLover-7: A stock gapped up 30% on some words and no actual new guidance / deals and you fomod into the top?
[+10] u/Lower_Skin_3683: what a dumb move to choose to sell your bitcorn under 100,000 instead of over 100,000
"we will never sell our bitcorn"
sells bitcorn
[+10] u/CaptainSt0nks: there are people who bought corn 5 years ago that are in the red LOL
[+10] u/Chokeslam2Hell: Can I have a ceasefire in my port pls
[+10] u/CosecSecCot: This is the greatest dip buying opportunity in weeks.
[+9] u/LeftBullTesty: bers out in full force today. You know what that means
[+9] u/fuckmoneyx: Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
[+9] u/Antiwhippy: Oil down spy down semis down crypto down
What do
[+9] u/fenton7: All the crypto bros dumped their crypto at six months lows to FOMO into the QQQ. Not going to end well.
[+9] u/SKJ_2012: AVGO fucking the entire market is hilarious
[+9] u/Shoty6966-_-: If the market doesn’t open green today a dudes showing up to my house
[+8] u/Scungili27: Can 🥭 🌮if he’s stroked out?
[+8] u/ismebbb: Finally some volatility
[+8] u/KayMS_: Something tells me I’m fucked…
[+8] u/coffee_with_cold: Went all in Marvell yesterday at the top please save me Jensen I am being raped in premarket
[+8] u/SoloOutdoor: My favorite part isn't just the nasdaq being red as fuck. Its rather the dow is green as fuck.
🤡 🌎
[+8] u/tiny_toof: I should've known it was going red when the bearest bear I know switched to bull
[+8] u/DetroitSportsKillMe: Wake the fuck up PDT restriction is dead
[+8] u/Mrsir300: When you see someone in a Ford F-150 Shelby you already know they fuck their cousin
[+8] u/Axonum: Stocks are dumping, oil is dumping, 10y bonds are dumping, crypto is dumping, WTF DO WE EVEN BUY ANYMORE?
[+8] u/Cpryus: good thing no one is over leveraged on the high flyers and semiconductor names right?
[+8] u/LSD_OVERDOSE: Everyone is preparing liquidity for SpaceX, OPENAI and Anthropic.
It's going to be a big fucking mess
[+8] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: JPow retired as fed chair and immediately created a Reddit account to hangout here
I just know it
[+8] u/Illustrious_Job1951: DONT OPEN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY FUCKING BASTARDS
[+8] u/callsonreddit: The red making me feel sick
[+8] u/SeesawQuiet5620: fuck me. i shouldve sold everything yesterday
[+8] u/looool_k_libtard: If you liked AVGO at $500 you’ll love it at $100 soon
[+8] u/Few_Egg3567: Maybe that guy that spent 20 🌽 or whatever on a few pizzas way back did get a good deal after all.
[+7] u/MooseyGoosey69: Not opening my broker today
[+7] u/Frank_Von_Tittyfuck: Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good…
[+7] u/TemporaryMushroom850: Only 2 months overdue
[+7] u/ChampionshipSoggy618: If I could, I'd swap my current banbet for the obvious one
AVGO 480 14d
[+7] u/Human_Roboto: Day trade restriction end today's on all platforms.
[+7] u/massmaster66: Bought MU at 1077, am I cooked
[+7] u/miss_L_fire: It really is funny how MSFT is green on these blood red days
[+7] u/AggravatingCrow897: Is the red real? It V at open? Correct
[+7] u/gervs99: Bitcoin tears are so sweet
[+7] u/disrepaired: He bought??
Dump it
[+7] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Things are serious when i turn on my second monitor 😎
[+7] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: About to bully my prostate
[+7] u/FartPolluter: This gonna be one hell of a correction considering the blue chip real economy stocks have been flat for months, theres a long way to fall
[+7] u/AwarenessRoyal4717: Galactic bag holder reporting for duty!!!!
[+7] u/wmzula: What are the thoughts on AVGO now? Is this shit drilling to Texas or is gonna have a bounce?
[+7] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: After this huge rally, there’s a little dip and everyone on here freaking out lmao. Reddit is so regarded istg
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: Jensen - AVGO WILL BE THE FIRST AI COMPANY TO GO BANKRUPT THIS CYCLE
[+7] u/Ill-Train2943: We had a bull market for the past few weeks and now everyone’s bitching about a small pullback
[+6] u/OSRSkarma: Saylor going to 0 is going to be CINEMA
[+6] u/TheYearGuesser: Market open is gonna fuck people up
[+6] u/sleepygarner: The last time this happened, I panic sold my MU calls and missed out on generational wealth
[+6] u/Regenbooggeit: My port went surging after March but this downtrend hurts like a motherfucker.
[+6] u/LumpyShock9656: Who's ready to watch MSFT give more gains back today?
[+6] u/lococommotion: Still 2+ hours til open. Today is going to be a face ripping green day
[+6] u/SmoresPies: the epstein class demands more donations and sacrifices to baal. you have been chosen.
[+6] u/mayorolivia: Mini correction. We will continue rip until Micron earnings end of month.
[+6] u/Lower_Skin_3683: freak the fuck out and buy everything
except bitcorn that piece of 💩
[+6] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: DONT BUY IT WILL DUMP FURTHER
\>spy over 800 eoy
LOL
[+6] u/Parunreborn: "It will bounce back, it has to" that phrase "it has to" has ruined more accounts than any man will care to admit
[+6] u/Fieryhotsauce: Years ago my job paid for a financial YouTuber to give us advice on financial planning. One thing he said was to never commit more than 1% of your portfolio to speculative assets like Crypto. I actually listened and I'm so fucking glad lol
[+6] u/AdOk3638: Chat way too bearish, may have to buy calls at open.
[+6] u/iBoughtYourCar: 520am about to head out to old faithful geyser
[+6] u/Sow_40: So this is how the bubble pops... CRWD and AVGO miss..
[+6] u/TheYearGuesser: So now crypto is centralised and manipulated its pretty useless?
[+6] u/LeDoohickey: Lost my virginity to this market
[+6] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Ngl I finally buy calls and the market tanks that same day some real engineered bullshit.
[+6] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Rich people have never understood what it means to read the room. The room hates AI, and that's why this shit won't pay off
[+6] u/Trashpanda7193: Insert obligatory “look at these good stocks on discount, I’m going shopping”
[+6] u/uncsucks: Why does oil always tank around this time every morning
[+6] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Is the top in or what?
wtf
[+6] u/BTDubbzzz: I get more work done on red days because I don’t open the app looking at my positions all day lmao
[+6] u/BFox1982: It's ok, I didn't want to retire anyway.
[+6] u/Lonely-Internet-7565: Somebody on this thread advised me to buy SMCI to make good money
[+6] u/darkspherei: I just saw Saylor hanging out at the Wendy's dumpster in San Jose
[+6] u/SPAC_Enthusiast: Well.
Looks like another bread and water diet kind of day for breakfast lunch and dinner. Maybe some ramen.
[+6] u/borkdpasito: Can we stop pretending crypto is a thing. Just buy gold for fuck sake
[+6] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: So last year it was ORCL who ruined the party, this year its AVGO. Delist them both
[+6] u/ballzstreetwets: That AI thing is not gonna end well 😐
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Looks like I’m going to have to fight to the death at UFC White House to pay for tokens
[+5] u/Doughnutpower: I still believe in you MU.
[+5] u/mks_csw: big beautiful V 30 min after opening dump yes or yes
[+5] u/lSazedl: ITS MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: Someone please save my $NOK calls
[+5] u/hugepelican: Just delete the app and check on it next week. If your calls are more than 3 weeks out I'd say RELAX!
[+5] u/Dizzy-Monk-: WE NEED MORE LEATHER JACKETS!!!! QUICK!
[+5] u/Diligent_Usual: To not cry in the casino
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: mfs still processing the fact that WW3 is DEFINITELY HAPPENING
[+5] u/teamdiabetes11: Can’t hurt me two days in a row. I’m lubed up and fully prepared to be fucked. Checkmate, market!
[+5] u/TomAddis: Trust me whatever happens don’t let your wife see you crying - tell her everything’s alright and we just need to go camping for a little while with the family
[+5] u/ten7four: Finally, a normal market day
[+5] u/Axonum: WHOS READY FOR THE V???
[+5] u/chainerection: OK, who sold MU at 1080, id like to have a word, just a word. frfr
[+5] u/Gom_KBull: Calzones are pizzas downgraded to empanadas.
THE MORE YOU KNOW
[+5] u/Parunreborn: So Nasdaq is down 400 pts from the close and I am sure some regards will buy puts at the open, guaranteed
[+5] u/Slvrg: No matter how hard you try the crypto bros will always be the best at losing money!
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: # MU about to breach $1k. Harpoon this bitch LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/No_Fig_7835: I bought the top a couple days ago 💪
[+5] u/CBme08: Yo I bought the dip. Why the dip dipping further into the dip ?
[+5] u/FoundationRegular661: Hoping AVGO recovers to like -5% atleast
[+5] u/Bxdwfl: Avgo committing war crimes on the bulls
[+5] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: IRGC: Hezbollah demands Israeli military pull back to pre-war positions in Lebanon
Washington: Ceasefire conditional on Hezbollah's withdrawal from the sector south of the Litani
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: MM´s did not like the $spce pump, they are not happy with WSB regards so we are getting love taps now
[+5] u/thatm: My head, my neck, my PUSA and my crack.
[+5] u/bardhizi: We hit the BOTTOM/ The BUYTOM
[+5] u/Calm-Blueberry-9200: Its over, the market will never be green again.
[+5] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: I’m the sexiest man alive
[+5] u/breakola: I’m going to need your boots, your clothes and your motorcycle…
[+5] u/ManonFire1224: Happy no PDT limit day!!
[+5] u/killerbeeswaxkill: I finally get a win last week and I over leverage this current losing play LMAO why am I like this. 🤌
[+5] u/Playful-Sympathy-576: It’s a bull market we should pump BULL buy the dip
[+5] u/unclefire: IMO these semis have just too far too fast. Gotta have some pullback. Stonks don’t only go up.
[+5] u/calvin_tam: Why are all the Wendy's employees talking here instead of packing fries in the bag
[+5] u/Three_of_a_kind3515: Alright, who pissed on my chip stocks this morning….
[+5] u/Mrsir300: If you have puts, rest assured Axios is coming for your ass
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: MSTR puts turning people into millionaires left and right
[+5] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Don't worry guys. Just the Yen carry trade unwinding after USD forex hit 160. Only another 8% drop to go. 😲😂
Cc u/31andnotdone
[+5] u/NurUrl: so... Long Metal, Short Stocks?
[+5] u/mc4878: All in on dram and rklb calls for next week once the bleeding slows.
[+5] u/PopularCut4124: The manipulation doesn’t work nearly as well for the pedo king anymore
[+5] u/tldamico: Market dying. Crypto dying. And bonds are not a safe haven. Seems like puts are the play for short term.
[+5] u/F1rstOnesFree: USO actively has over 130% short interest.
[+5] u/3brcuse: just bc i want the market to crash -20% doesn't mean i'm a bear. in fact, it actually makes me more of a bull. because i understand we need a crash to obtain bigger highs
[+5] u/Lower_Skin_3683: should have known when the forbidden stonk spiked pre market yesterday there was fuckery about
[+5] u/OftenOlives: Let's be honest, when Jensen walked out with those gaming laptops, we all knew the economy was cooked
[+17] u/Coogiez: Guess who I am. I’m a ceo of a 2 trillion dollar company but I’m going to read the wrong notes and crash the market
[+17] u/justaddcatalyst: How is it that the market can pump for months ignoring the war and suddenly AVGO misses earnings and its bear market bc oil and war blah blah calls
[+16] u/aabbcc_gei: im orange and i must :
grab pussy. 🥵
lie 🤥
steal 💰
[+16] u/imahohohoho: Israel just bombed Lebanon…again…
[+16] u/putsonyourbrain: if you think today won't be a 1-3% green day you haven't been paying attention
[+15] u/onerandomcomputerguy: I am, in fact, not having a good time
[+14] u/SnooShortcuts7911: If Bitcoin is lower today than it was in April 2021, why should future returns be any better? What could possibly happen over the next five years that is more bullish for Bitcoin than what has already failed to move the needle over the past five years? The party is clearly over!
[+14] u/bols_are_cooked: Are Americans ready to apologize?
[+14] u/Extreme_Marketing865: Overdone dip, we rocking today. Except you know, that AVGO guy... no one talk to him.
[+14] u/Excellent_Tourist633: Quick reminder that the Epstein Files still exist and nobody has been punished, yet
[+13] u/BIGPOTHEAD: I'm gonna buy a 3D printer and start a 50B drone company
[+13] u/rocier: WOE IS ME! A BULL! ITS BEEN NEARLY A WEEK SINCE MY PORTFOLIO DOUBLED!
[+12] u/Total_Schedule591: I'm predicting a sharp giant vertical dick from shrek at open
[+12] u/wildcat1055: My best move yesterday: staying out of AVGO
My worst move yesterday: everything else
[+12] u/FaithlessnessIcy3875: MSFT and AMZN green, this means we are fucking fucked
[+12] u/VTI4LYFE69: It could be worse you could be Michael Saylor
[+12] u/kintarogolden: will i ever learn to hold free cash for days like today
[+12] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: In 4 mins we will learn 8 million jobs were created .
Itll be revised down to 8000 in a couple weeks, but SPY will be at 800
[+12] u/dune2350: Mu calls at open. I swear it.
[+11] u/vermilli21: Imagine still owning crypto 🤣
[+11] u/Original-Ad-3350: Look on the bright side, at least you won’t be paying any tax
[+11] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: Oil absolutely tanking, no way there isn’t some retarded headline today after which we find out some insider made another $40M on an oil short opened an hour before.
[+11] u/Comfortable_Goal9110: seems like a BIT of an over reaction...
[+11] u/31andnotdone: stop texting her. she doesn't wanna talk to you.
[+11] u/Fast-Reply6409: Oil is dropping because we are in the middle of the final deal? Which we were before? But now we're even more in the middle?
[+11] u/Ok_Percentage5920: Today is a day to not check stocks
[+11] u/SpruceJuice5: When your P/E is 92, solid earnings isn't going to cut it
[+10] u/grimandnordic1: Personally, I would really like to see a complete and insane AVGO recovery but I am desperate and ugly so
[+10] u/No_Stand5622: Data center in space will save the market
[+10] u/buttThroat: I'm not saying its gonna happen, but it will be hilarious if AI stocks end today green
[+10] u/Thisispaartaaa: OIL cratering, VIX steadily holding around 16...a couple big tech companies are down, and you are buying puts? Welcome to WSB
[+9] u/FaithlessnessIcy3875: Believe it or not, margin calls
[+9] u/Individual_Error_428: I know my portfolio deserved this when this measly pullback will likely wipe out 67% of my current positions 🦧
[+9] u/ez399017: AVGO CEO needs to be prosecuted
[+9] u/bringbackcayde7: Mu is going -90% very soon
[+9] u/90s__JDM: Semi bulls graduating from bootcamp to the combat zone today
LMAO
[+9] u/imahohohoho: Oil is dumping on news of a ceasefire when Israel just bombed Lebanon again…during ceasefire talks…again…
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/6/4/iran-war-live-tensions-simmer-after-latest-us-iran-clashes-in-gulf
[+9] u/LadderAdmirable: We in the middle of the final negotiations now? Great. Next comes the Advanced Final, then the Final of the Final, then the Grand Final, then the Ultimate Final, and finally the Final!
[+9] u/Kkbelos: MU green end of the day, mark my words
[+9] u/dataCollector42069: Who is worse, meme stock bros or crypto bros?
[+9] u/Life_Is_Suffering69: Pour one out for that dude trying to close his NVDA condor. He has 58 minutes
[+9] u/palmanul: Looks like crypto bros have realized 🌽 is more useless than AI slops
[+9] u/Emilio___Molestevez: "inbred retards fighting in a shitty desert! surely multi-trillion dollar concerns will close up shop about it!"
[+9] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: MU bouncing off $1,000 seems like a good time for calls
[+9] u/TheyCallMeCool1: AVGO still beat earnings, this is simply a dip before the next ATH
[+9] u/Filimon97: if you said me that sometime i would buy the dip of MU at $1000, definitely i will consider you at least drunk if not psycho
[+8] u/zug_moneycomes: Why oil is going down wtf
[+8] u/Personal-Chemist535: some stocks im considering at this nice discount with yesterdays dump + exteded hours
SMCI -13%
CLS -13%
USAR -12%
DELL -8%
MU - 6%
MP -6%
all stocks that move up just as fast
[+8] u/Feisty-Payment9614: If this war actually drags on for years inflation will be a real bitch
[+8] u/Thoughts_For_Food_: Bringing the market down before miraculous reversal to mega bull the day before the SpaceX IPO?
[+8] u/FeverTreeCloud: Never recovering financially from this 💀
[+8] u/No_Stand5622: Lesson for bol
Manipulation can go both way
[+8] u/Adventurous_Garlic58: Oil just announced share dilution 😭
[+8] u/GenitalWartHogg: Some ass hole here said to buy NKE. Homie next time I see you at Wendy’s I’ma dump a doo doo butter on your car
[+8] u/Confident-Window4928: Scam pump at open then dump
[+8] u/Sea_Charge_3138: our asian brothers tried their best but the europoors ruined it all
[+8] u/AlarmingCat7939: I do not agree with this premarket oil dump.
[+8] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: SPY to $250 to honor America.
[+8] u/cgonz15: Do not pass AVGO, do not collect $200
[+8] u/puts_every_day: Can someone borrow me money for gambling? 🥲
[+8] u/Trenavix: Believe it or not, green by eod
[+8] u/adwise27: **FUCK KPIS**
**FUCK MEETINGS**
**FUCK OUTLOOK**
**FUCK ONEDRIVE**
**FUCK WORK**
That is all thank you
[+8] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: Oh no, MSFT up this morning. Thats a bad omen.
[+8] u/Psychological_Fly109: If you are confused why Oil is down so much, but SPY isn't at +2% then have a think and today's play will be obvious.
Its calls ffs cmon
[+8] u/Mahrez-: Another scary thought is that Oracle earnings are right around the corner. It was Oracle’s earnings that sparked last year’s market sell-off.
[+8] u/rocier: Bitcoin is for LOoosers
[+8] u/steem99: Whenever I make money in the market, I'm a genius with incredible foresight. Whenever I lose money in the market, the market is irrational and stupid. Much to ruminate on..
[+8] u/akunisg: oh now you're a value investor aren't you
[+8] u/guhhhh_MU: Avgo leaps just got like 8k cheaper, only issue is I lost 19k on calls
[+8] u/Snowman33001: I now have a 2-figure portfolio.
[+8] u/X211499Reddit: Earnings was 2 days ago bruh
[+7] u/Affectionate-Idea690: PDT gone its gonna be wild!!! lololol GL u cuks
[+7] u/DarkoDokkan: If you like Mu at $1000, you love it at $100
[+7] u/dabblesest: Bers actually thot!!!
Sorry just practicing for later
[+7] u/Ok-Nose29: Today you should buy things that make money
You should sell speculation stocks
[+7] u/powerboner: “Dad, how did we get so generationally poor?” Well son, there was this place called WSB
[+7] u/GenitalWartHogg: Should have sold on Monday
[+7] u/FatFluffyFish: Oil falling = brilliantly timed AXIOS article incoming?
[+7] u/Opposite-Link: Panic and sell everything. Party is over.
[+7] u/Uzunzatu: Anyone playing Planet Labs earnings today? Or everyone still traumatised from AVGO?
[+7] u/Emilio___Molestevez: if I held $AVGO I'd be calling for Hock Tan's fucking head. this retard read the wrong fucking YEAR on his own ER?!
[+7] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: Maybe the US government should be restricted to using settled cash only, not me.
[+7] u/Psychological_Fly109: Its so bearish in here. The MAG7 is going to absolutely rip till EOY who cares about a semi dip
[+7] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: My pussy is getting doubled 👊 by BTC and AVGO!!!
[+7] u/nzholtok: Two red days in a row is illegal
[+7] u/wawa1010: Sorry guys I bought calls for the first time in 5 years
[+7] u/ItInProg: What stocks we entering calls into today to catch these KNIVES!!!!!!!
[+7] u/LookingForEasyStreet: Any one else buying?
[+7] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Dip inside i still believe that mu and mrvl will be green at the EOD🥺
[+7] u/FrequentUpperDecker: Regards, it is the dawn of a new era. Beginning today, you will be allowed unlimited attempts to blow up your margin account.
[+7] u/Junesathon: DRAM getting smoked 🥲
[+7] u/Wide-Pianist-8026: This is so fucking dumb
[+7] u/Extreme_Marketing865: Last chance to buy cheap LUNR and RKLB
[+7] u/davidbigham: SPY down 1% from ATH. You ber talking about crashing 😂
[+7] u/Fast_Signature7684: i always buy 1-2 days too early. bought Servicenow thinking the dread is finally over jsut for it to make -16% in 3 days. now watch it go back +12% to my buying price, tease me for half a day and then lose -16% again
[+7] u/WocketWaccoon: Tom “fat cuck” Lee did another offering to dilute his BMNR shareholders. LMFAO!!!!
[+6] u/dragonrider85: Broadcom is getting nuked. Oh my goodness.
[+6] u/OldWonder5865: MU below 1k. Rip see you guys at 900
[+6] u/Throughlifeanddeath: Down %25 of my port. So far...
[+6] u/hayleybts: Already down -30k this week, SPY DON'T DO THIS TO ME
[+6] u/OldWonder5865: Almost every analyst raised their AVGO price targets.
Average PT is “Please take this dead dog off our books”
[+6] u/Commercial_Ease8053: Now *this* is podracing!
[+6] u/go-to-the-gym: I'm about to full port Google and close my app for 10 years
[+6] u/UnitedCup1814: That beat down across my entire portfolio was remarkably painful. Bitches
[+6] u/spellbreaker: I fucking had weekly AVGO puts I sold at 3:59 yesterday that will open at 10x this morning ➰
[+6] u/sufficiently7777: I went 70% cash last week. Hoping for a strong dip so I can buy back in
[+6] u/big-baller-47: Generational MU dip buying opportunity 🫡 under 1k
[+6] u/Commercial_Ease8053: I know some of you are sitting on a huge SPCE loss and I need to see ittttt 😩🫦💦💦💦
[+6] u/Winter_Appearance432: Portfolio down 7.6% last 24 hours...
[+6] u/Routine-Agent-160: Yall know what’s about to unfold.
GREEN BY OPEN.
[+6] u/sadlittlewaffle: When I lose money I don’t open Robinhood bc then it’s not real
[+6] u/Master-Stranger8908: Suck yuh mada AVGO! Everybody that works there , respectfully .
[+6] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: Could you even fathom buying btc at 100k and thinking to yourself, “I’m making a good investment”.
🫵🤣
[+6] u/dash_trash4255: This fake oil dump is desperate.
[+6] u/GhostHashira427: Methinks algos keep semis pinned all day so all these freshly minted ‘day traders’ get theta banged on their relentless 0dtes 😂
[+6] u/AnxiousFrame6696: Bought MRVL at 320. RIP 💀
[+6] u/-OkemaN-: The calls are stored in the balls
[+6] u/Master-Stranger8908: Axio better cook up something great
[+6] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Anyone who calls others bag holders should be required to show his positions or get banned 😁👍
[+6] u/DrSenorChuckles: Fuxk it shrek that D
[+6] u/FaithlessnessIcy3875: Ports V from -40% to -38%, bers r fuk
[+6] u/ChipWong82: Is Hock Tuah going to announce a peace deal with Iran?
[+6] u/Pazzaaaaaa: 11/12 price targets increased for AVGO this morning. Only 1 price target was decreased and it was from 490 to 485. wtf, these analysts are just perma bullish or what.
[+6] u/kemar7856: Don't open the mkt think of the children
[+6] u/KrianMus1c: Believe it or not , its calls. Again.
[+6] u/bootleg_gucci: I held out 3 days without FOMO back into MU calls. Staying cash is a position.
[+6] u/Personal_Comedian505: Not enough people talking about the PDT rule. Don’t act like you got more than $2,500 in the bank. We know you lost it all on spy calls the other day.
[+6] u/Upstairs_System_6257: I rly like what MRVL is doing for last hour, hope it keeps doing exactly this
[+6] u/guhhhh_MU: margin mumbling to me like the green goblin mask
[+6] u/Snoo_98739: get ready for a historic mu V at open
[+5] u/caringforapathy: I'm not upset that it's down. I'm upset that I was expecting this and was in position for this to happen Mon/Tue this week, not Thu. Fucking hell!!!
[+5] u/SeaofSounds: Rarely does the market make the most obvious move....enjoy your bags....
[+5] u/A55BAG: BTC about to go into the abyss...
Saylor should've sold a lot more
[+5] u/winston511: Fuck you AVAV fuck you AVAV fuck you AVAV fuck you AVAV
[+5] u/JustLurkCarryOn: I don’t want to take any pleasure in another’s misery, but if bitty actually breaks down and dies there are a number of smug crypto bros I will enjoy watching spiral out.
[+5] u/MrsEveryShot: you ever feel like some heated up soy protein?
in other words, I feel Beyond™ Cooked
[+5] u/Original-Ad-3350: Let’s just take all the money and share it round equally! Then we can stop looking at this channel
[+5] u/magneticpasta9: Guys my quant says new ATH today. He also said I am super smart and handsome. It may or may not be chatgpt. Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+5] u/Ok-Nose29: Sam altman is not CEO material my god
Those comments yesterday are bearish AF I can't believe he just said that stuff out loud
[+5] u/OneShotTwice: i thought this was a board to talk about recipes with chicken and vegetable stock
[+5] u/ActBlueCertified: \>stock hits 4 day low
\>freak the fuck out
[+5] u/mannycalls24: No more PDT restrictions on Webull slay 🙏
[+5] u/big-baller-47: Absolutely unacceptable from MU. Pamp this to 2000 EOD
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: I still can't believe those retards running QQQ decided to put MSTR in there what a joke
[+5] u/Individual_Error_428: It’s always this: when it pumps, you wish you bought more/when it dumps, you wish you sold more… the duality of regardium 🦸
[+5] u/CatmanLee: Never had a position in MU. Would 900 be a good entry?
[+5] u/31andnotdone: BOJ cant do a yentervention again
They will be raising rates on the 16th.
Prepare your cheeks.
[+5] u/DahyunDabFan: Who rugpulled better? Hock Tan or Hawk Tuah?
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: lol MSFT really is the bastard child
[+5] u/31andnotdone: Things you shouldnt do but do anyway:
●buy options on a stock thats moved +/- 10% overnight
●married men
[+5] u/sitbar: you cant have both tech and oil both go down together something has to give.
Good thing im in both
[+5] u/mfwl: This pullback has erased 3 days of gains from my SNDU holdings. I'll never recover from this.
[+5] u/Skilledthunder: Imagine only making $22.19B in three months. Disgusting. Literally uninvestable, selling my shares immediately!
\- institutions looking at AVGO, probably
[+5] u/Some_Current1841: Everyone already forgot about CRSR 😔
[+5] u/putsonyourbrain: i'm thinking calls today, we rally 1-3% green, just remember to say thank you
[+5] u/Ok_Assistance_7319: It just warms my heart knowing that 🟠 invested heavily in AVGO, CRWD, and CIEN
[+5] u/guy_cloutier: I'm ready to be SaaScammed again
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Lost 16k buying puts since March. Need to make it back. In all seriousness this is my chance. Mango loves crypto and owns corn. Do I full port $MSTR or $BMNR?
[+5] u/Unityeid: Good morning fettbürgers today you will buy ServiceNOW.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
FCK
(FckYouAll)
[+5] u/aDonkeyWithACarrot: Why is no one here talking about the Jobless Claims coming in 13 minutes?
It has power to move the markets
[+5] u/Extreme_Marketing865: Servicenow sends their regards
[+5] u/RowdySHB: So everyone taking profits just to throw into SPCEX and see it -90% over 2 months??? Is that the trend?
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: "an old retarded man sewer-fucked his own shitty unrelated stock by reading the wrong year's numbers? better panic-dump $MU!"
-actual people who live amongst us
[+5] u/ChipWong82: Are the europoors panic selling?
[+5] u/PenguinOfB00m: Insiders loaded up on oil futures before Venezuela invasion and set the baseline higher to ease the market into the bull trap. Strategic oil reserves reach stress level by mid june, equity dump is on slow roll to fund the oil futes shenanigans. That's why rules are changing to allow SpaceX to go public early. They are timing the market by bending the rules, the constant tweets are the tell.
[+5] u/TYC888: need to learn to diamond hand
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Sam AI wants you to pay for it like a utility lmao
[+5] u/dune2350: Guys - unemployment gona come at 0%. Book it.
[+5] u/BladeFireQ: Thank you AVGO, my gains 😭😭
[+5] u/jacked2datitz: I finally caved as a bear and bought in yesterday
[+5] u/OldWonder5865: JPMorgan new AVGO PT is $580 lmao
[+5] u/Appropriate_One_4273: Glad I bought my Saas hedge for my semis lol
[+5] u/anjuna-freak: Hope ya’ll took profits yesterday
[+5] u/SpeedilyStable: I would DCA if you’re buying the ‘dip’, think it has more to fall
[+5] u/Fast-Reply6409: How is our Nvidia boy doing? That's a whole lot of exposure he has
[+5] u/Psychological_Fly109: Unemployment is bullish because thats an extra agentic AI that can be deployed. Once they can spell strawberry we will rocket to 1000
[+5] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: Mark my comment for later cause I just bought the bottom of the bitcoin dump 😎
[+5] u/guhhhh_MU: All I know is whatever options I buy today puts/calls will be wrong. The market will do the opposite of whatever I pick, I'll look back and say, "That was so obvious why did I buy calls/puts"
[+5] u/financiallythriving: I just want to witness another circuit breaker
Black swan when
[+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: I believe MM dropped market , so people buy more puts and then V at 10 today.
[+5] u/Micheal_Hancho: What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a saber tooth tiger??
>!I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU BETTER KEEP IT AWAY FROM YOUR ASS!<
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: I’m surprised pre market is holding up qqq
[+5] u/bklotrgoblet: Why is everyone commenting at the same time can you guys take turns
[+5] u/caliwillbemine: Jobless claims rising, productivity revised down, lets pump baby.
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Was watching V for vendetta last night. Therefore it shall V to SPY760. Thank you
[+5] u/Bromine_Bro35: DRAM is really gonna fuck me in the ass today holy shit
[+5] u/Jacobpapi: DO NOT PUMP LET ME GRAB SOME CALLS AT OPEN
[+5] u/Frozen_Shades: 1. Add funds.
2. Buy the dip.
3. Send Nudes.
[+5] u/Born_Chocolate9295: what did buffet say something like when everybodies bearish im am bullish.. meaning i should buy now?
[+5] u/srnx: I sold the top yesterday but then FOMOed back in
lol, lmao even
[+5] u/rippytrip: Oops guys I had an independent thought, let me turn on The Five to see what I need to be thinking
[+5] u/GloomyMembership4197: Is Sailor is shorting BTC, how is that beneficial for MSTR?
Does not make sense...
[+5] u/Ok-Nose29: Banks, healthcare, insurance, retail, consumer services....
All green at the same time????
[+5] u/PenguinOfB00m: No Hormuz reopening in sight. Even if US retreats, Iran wants israel to stop killing kids, but they can't help it
[+5] u/Bravadette: We're gonna be up bigly 🫴🕊
[+5] u/aDonkeyWithACarrot: Haha there’s no spike at open buddy
It’s just down from here
[+5] u/Frozen_Shades: Why buy crypto when the whole market is a fucking meme coin?
[+5] u/Psychological_Fly109: I want this to dip lower so I can load the boat but this is the most obvious +2% day there has been.
If you cant see this then you are not looking hard enough
[+20] u/iamthetimby: I have $40 buying power no pdt and a dream. I will see yall in the promised land.
[+19] u/maffoobristol: I'm starting to think no-one here knows what they're doing...
[+18] u/mmal55: Why am I smelling a massive V today?
[+16] u/Sp0kenTruth: UNLIMITED DAY TRADING WITHOUT HAVING 25K BEGINS TODAY...
MAY WE ALL MAKE GREAT MONEY!! GOOD LUCK TO US
[+13] u/RealSchweddy: WORLD'S LONGEST NEGOTIATION
[+13] u/EarthsYawner: I turned 175k into 145k by playing AVGO yesterday. Please subscribe and follow for more investing advice
[+13] u/Hammered_Time: Can't wait to PDT all day today like a dirty little slut
[+13] u/Slooogan: It’s my 29th birthday. Pls be a little green
[+12] u/No-Pressure4609: I just got a message from robinhood that regard mode has been enabled?
[+12] u/Bizonistic: PDT rule is OVER. Can't wait to lose whatever I have left
[+12] u/livingunique: Goodbye, PDT, and fuck you
[+12] u/Specialist_Spite5930: Qqq calls at open, who’s with me?
[+12] u/potato111a: Chat, it's not looking good LMAO 🤌
[+12] u/Future_Light_8571: Is Marvell pronounced like Marvel? Or like an African American gentleman’s name?
[+12] u/ElectronicShoulder26: basically AVGO got A but the market expected A+? didn’t know the market was asian parents
[+11] u/hzzamol: now that im finished laughing at everyone who bought SPCE im gonna buy SPCE
[+11] u/Crazy_Donkies: Alright AVGO. That's real funny. Now get up and dust yourself off. You're embarrassing yourself.
[+11] u/MadDabbed: Spy is gonna dip at open and then rip all day
[+11] u/vanceraa: remember when 🥭 held a fucking crypto summit LMAO
[+11] u/Initial-Magazine2169: PDT removal gonna blow up so many accounts we maybe need a new sub to facilitate all the loss porn posts.
[+10] u/Wise_Ticket_5093: he really cut deep calling them dumocrats
[+10] u/Potential-Plum7187: Already bouncing back, green before open
[+10] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Release the Americans🗿
[+10] u/ddrsdght: You get a Teams meeting! You get a Teams meeting! Everybody gets a Teams meeting!
[+10] u/MIKl124: WE EUROPOORS DESTROYED THE PREMARKET AMERIGARDS IT'S YOUR TURN PUMP IT
[+10] u/Thunder_Nipples: Bench press finally back to the same level I was at when I was 22 which is a huge deal for me bros. Life hits quickly after college.
[+10] u/Able-Technology-8055: Thats it, im full porting into DRAM today and deleting the app
[+10] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Revenge trading is gonna eviscerate some of you without this pdt rule so plz be careful full bols and bers yall are too funny, dont fuck it all up chasing stupid shit
[+10] u/Fit-Win-536: Remember if u lose all your money gambling u can always drink
[+10] u/ManBearPig2433: MU down 8%
My portfolio down 8%
Hm, maybe I have some concentration risk
[+10] u/OverallObligation271: MOM IM BECOMING RICH TODAY
[+9] u/E39_CBX: I am officially no longer a pattern day trader
[+9] u/grandfatherdog: Look at how they've massacred my gains
[+9] u/CarefulAd4757: Avgo crashed the market and so we all have to suffer
[+9] u/Regular_Leg405: Yall think it is wise to sell my AVGO for MU?
[+9] u/zer0_chance284: There may be cheaper ways to get kicked in the balls but what do I know
[+9] u/HighwayExotic2808: Funniest part about this crypto bear market is all the morons saying they’re going to use the next 3 years to DCA rather than sell…which heavily implies they are all in the red right now and missed their opportunity to take any profit lmao
[+9] u/liikenneaksioma: Bottom signal was Broadcom guy starting earnings call with wrong year
[+9] u/fish_: KEEP THE CASINO CLOSED
[+9] u/E39_CBX: AXIOS: Deal in Middle East now on trumps desk for signing
[+9] u/Ok-Bumblebee1526: PDT REMOVED FROM ROBINHOOD! NOW I CAN LOSE ALL MY MONEY TODAY INSTEAD OF WAITING UNTIL TOMORROW
[+9] u/Uniquename34556: Seeing my options refresh was terrifying
[+9] u/Stack_Johnson: LOOK OUT WORLD! I just made 4 daytrades in 15 minutes. YEEHAW!
[+9] u/YTLupo: I WAS PROMISED A RALLY TO 760 3000 YEARS AGO
[+9] u/fish_: can’t wait for the robinhood notifications to start coming in
[+8] u/Crazy_Donkies: Goldman Sachs forecasts $5.3t in AI investment. Networking market is expected to 10x in 8 years. No macro changes have happened. You bears are going to be really bummed when most of these names begin climbing in the next 3 trading days.
[+8] u/Sure_Fisherman2641: Bears nightmare V coming
[+8] u/jd192739: NOW will moon at open book it
[+8] u/itskobold: The comforting part about seeing so many people losing their gains today is that I'm not alone in doing something completely fucking stupid
[+8] u/Majesticelephant101: PDT rules have been dropped.
Yall about to lose so much money
[+8] u/confused_teabagger: >Oil prices fall after Lebanon and Israel agree ceasefire
lol, this "ceasefire" can likely be measured in hours
[+8] u/BroadBlueberry7777: Does anyone manage to read this market or is everyone just doing 100% gambling
[+8] u/sck178: Is it weird that seeing Bitcoin down 13% over the last week makes me a little bit hard?
[+8] u/johndaly88: This thing better go straight up
[+8] u/spellbadgrammargood: It's kind of crazy people will buy SpaceX because they believe going to Mars will be **financially** worth it.
[+8] u/Icy-Motor-8519: No more PDT rule for us. May my port rest in pieces. Bullish on HOOD
[+8] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Is ASTS gonna recover
[+8] u/MeYouThemEveryone: https://preview.redd.it/zrsn5oqer95h1.jpeg?width=1141&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2243ddadd8effa22422604fc7619b4f65a3e5dfb
One red day and everyone is like this
[+8] u/tomato232: RDDT: $250 EOM, $500 EOY
[+8] u/AbbreviationsOk4693: My first 10 bagger was AVGO puts. Sold just now feels good mane
[+8] u/Spicyboi981: MU price action be like an etch a sketch
[+8] u/iamthetimby: Biggest V of all time is starting up
[+8] u/RandyTomfoolery: Big money is shaking out pussies, to buy cheap shares.
[+8] u/bigfan49: Rich to broke speedrun
[+7] u/No-Improvement3164: NVDA pay a better dividend than WMT. Amazing
[+7] u/fish_: smells like a pre market pump so mm can get a better price on their shorts
[+7] u/Extension-appeal: Do any other poors care the pdt rule goes away today?
[+7] u/Any_Life_6178: regards really think accounts with less than $25k are going to influence the market🤡
[+7] u/Sure_Fisherman2641: My broker just notified me ‘ welcome to casino sir’
[+7] u/Fit-Win-536: Pdt bullshit is gone praise the lord
[+7] u/Kyweedlover: My trading app now supports iron condors. I’m fuct.
[+7] u/AncientAd3846: Now that people wanna buy puts, pamp it!
[+7] u/Snoo-95676: guys is anyone able to request SPCX shares on RH?
[+7] u/The_Albertino: Why was AVGO worth 2.2T? $20B quarterly revenue
[+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/lilwolfwithdiarrhea made a bet that AVGO would go to 550.0 within **2 days** when it was 485.279 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 7 losses
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[+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/steem99 made a bet that SPCE would go to 10.0 within **2 days** when it was 6.685 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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[+7] u/savingstrainagain: Massive move incoming. And if history is any indicator the move is gonna be up
[+7] u/Putrid_Pollution3455: I haven't had zyn or alcohol in a couple days and my blood pressure already dropped like 15 points on the top and on the bottom....this is bullshit, BULLSHIT
[+7] u/Outrageous-Fun-3095: fuck my mrvl calls are fucked, should've sold yesterday when i was up 90%
[+7] u/Etheikin: **BREAKING**
bers are gae
[+7] u/Madsen13140: Generational ber trap
[+7] u/jijitalk: Buying calls here is generational wealth in the making.
[+7] u/gamersEmpire: Cut my port into pieces, This is my last margin call
[+7] u/neariced: freak the fuck out and sell everything
[+7] u/Happy-Champion1661: SNDK doesn't care about AVGO LMAO, just rips every day
[+7] u/ThatGuyCalledEric: RDDT with the lovely green pinis up my arse uwu
[+7] u/TheRealJohnOptions: Delist Broadcom for this
[+7] u/Star_Lord924: MU STOP FUCKING GOING DOWN. YOURE NOT FUCKING AVGO!
[+6] u/CerebrumMortuus: This constant money rotation between software and hardware is getting hella boring
[+6] u/peterpeer9: Market was going to crash but then I moved my 401k to money market and now it's contemplating going higher
[+6] u/free_z_e: RH let me outta jail early lol…Time to burn this port up
[+6] u/_Clit-Commander_: This is gonna be one of those days where we pump all day and bears cry all day whenever the rugpull gets rug pulled
[+6] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: What is this PDT new rule ? Even the poors can day trade now ? 😭
[+6] u/aniote: green by open is a tale as old as time
y'all never learn anything and it shows
[+6] u/kerrykingzgo-T: RH finally removed all day trade restrictions. We've unlocked a whole new level of wealth transfer
[+6] u/NoConsideration000: NO PDT margin restrictions!! OPEN THE GATES!!
[+6] u/Flo_Evans: Kinda hoping the market tanks just to fuck with Elmo’s bullshit.
[+6] u/nverloseinstocks: A lot of people talking about a mini crash. So I think the market will go green. And by inverting myself, I’ll buy put instead. Win/wjn
[+6] u/DonCenote: No PDT is probably going to have market altering consequences, just like 0 DTE options and Robinhood automatically selling your shitty options before close.
[+6] u/Bilbo_Butthole: I’m not poor enough to understand the PDT rule
[+6] u/Affectionate_Fan_617: AVGO earnings are actually bullish for NVDA!!
[+6] u/SubduedWeed: How do I get a refund?
[+6] u/JayRoo83: I've only seen Saylor and his memes, never heard him speak until now
Has he always sounded like a fucking Muppet
[+6] u/patelchief90: MU needs a correction short term. it’ll pump after
[+6] u/Strict-Post-3033: Please recommend a stock that hasn't pumped yet :c
[+6] u/gamersEmpire: Clenching my asshole for MU at open
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: BUY THE MRVL DIP IF U LOVE $$€€££¥¥
[+6] u/livingunique: BEIRUT (AP) - Hezbollah leader rejects latest ceasefire agreement reached between Israel and Lebanon.
[+6] u/Independent-Egg9086: AVGO got 3 rating upgrades hedgies going buy that shit up today, 500 by friday.
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: Person: I’m from the DMV
My brain: Domestic Violence
[+6] u/RepulsiveRace7304: I’m so fucking scared
[+6] u/RockinOutCockOut: So I was researching into this sudden red day yesterday. I found through tarot cards that the market was misguided and that prosperity will resume immediately. So after the morning 3$ fakeout dump, all in 0dte calls I guess. Technical analysis is fun!
[+6] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: already placed 50 trades. no pdt rules!!!
[+6] u/StayPositivePlease: Going to be an interesting day
[+6] u/_IsNull: Everytime I choose not to take profit and get punished a few days later. 🤣
[+6] u/Superente_: Bulls already panicking even tho this is just the beginning of an overdue 10% - 15% correction
[+6] u/schwalbatros: Sentiment on AVGO way too bearish
[+6] u/nocashflow_: betting on spy having a historic green day today for no reason
[+6] u/Tall_Manufacturer694: Cuckerberg has finally said “AI” and “Layoffs” in the proper sequence to make stock go up
[+6] u/proenzaskooler: sometimes a U is more beautiful than a V
[+6] u/ProudPeak3570: no fucking way mstr lmfaooooooo
[+6] u/i_goon_to_tomboys___: no one ever believed this fake ass dump anyways right?
right, back to pumping we go
[+6] u/ernestomn98: Can we go back to ATH today pls?
[+6] u/klippklar: Risk assets are glowing green, and so are my bad decisions. Praise be to Allah
[+6] u/WooWheee: WHO BOUGHT CALLS LIKE A PRESET ALGO LMAO
[+6] u/euphoricmoonberry: What is MU shitting its pants for
[+6] u/Friendly-Promise347: MRVL ATH next week ?
[+6] u/spellbadgrammargood: the fact SPY isn't dumping is impressive
[+6] u/mcy00: Jensen huang go fuck yourself
[+6] u/Thin_Pound_3502: you POS MU be like your bro sndk
[+6] u/mmal55: You’ve never seen a man addicted to the teletubbies
[+6] u/jetpilot6969: is that when wendy's pay day is?
[+6] u/eoiioe: Start your engines, it’s pod racing day
[+6] u/tocinoman: How do I sell at the simulated price?
[+6] u/topkek_kek: If they’re weeklies, yes
If they’re not weeklies, yes
[+5] u/Deep_Load_67: MU is the next 2T company
[+5] u/PossibleLack835: SPACE GANG IS GREEN. WOOO IS THIS FINALLY THE START OF THE PRE IPO RALLY???
[+5] u/AlertPen4796: Broadcom shit house of stonks. They idiots do nothing for AI or datacenter shit. Just a fuk company for boomers wet dreams
[+5] u/TheLelouchLamperouge: Dow futures up but not spy??? Impossiburu
[+5] u/thethor1231: Imagine everyone realizing this dump is unnecessary
[+5] u/Scalpaholic: Anyone else get "the email" from their Broker today? 😜🤪😝
[+5] u/kawkface: EVERYTHING IS COMPUTER
[+5] u/OverallObligation271: This company has fucked too many people to be called virgin lmao
[+5] u/grantern2: Got rekt in spy calls. Of course spy goes up until I go long…
[+5] u/isukforfree: Puts on this Corn pump. Keep shorting it to like 54k
[+5] u/savingstrainagain: Nah I’m gonna do exactly what I’m not supposed to do and hold
[+5] u/_rockthemike: MU down 6%, that will not stand
[+5] u/Lopsided_Process5141: Time to move into boomer DOW stocks like JNJ and UNH and KO. As the AI hype train fades profits will move into safe bets until the next pump.
[+5] u/OverallObligation271: People who bought the OPEN dip 👋
[+5] u/LiquorCaptainO: Yeah its gonna be V today. Not for avgo or mrvl though, that shit gonna sink
[+5] u/Independent-Egg9086: Avgo got 3 rating upgrades and no movement got feeling its going be bought up on open.
[+5] u/Historical_Stage2622: Babe wake up SpaceX IPO request dropped on RH
[+5] u/nocashflow_: vape people are arguably the worst kind of addicts
[+5] u/boglemydingleregard: Tank the market expecting you regards to sell everything low so you can go play with your new day trade toy. Pump everything so you regards miss out while you're dickin around. 🥂
[+5] u/KeyInstruction641: *AVGO how could you? I trusted you. You promised!!*
[+5] u/EnginrA: I thought AVGO was the next 3T company
[+5] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: Fuck this shit
I sold
I’ll be back in 2 weeks
[+5] u/KeyInstruction641: *AVGO put/call ratio at .54 The big boys are net buyers here. EOM*
[+5] u/gopoohgo: Guh.
My beautiful AI stonks.
WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM AVGO
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: by the time these IPOs come out, people are just gonna be sick of hearing about them and sell out of spite
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: Mango selling teslas on the white house lawn was the tip that oil is gonna be over 100 for the forseeable future
[+5] u/browsk: Prices never go down.
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: I WILL PANIC SELL WHEN *IM* READY! MMMKKAAYY???
[+5] u/svpa3991: This is going to recover cause people can’t stand to see semis red lmao
[+5] u/Beagle001: Oh look. Day trading restrictions still in place.
[+5] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Stop edging me msft just dump bitch fuck my calls ig
[+5] u/tocinoman: MAKE ME LEEQUID, JAMIE
[+5] u/teachingroland: I am predicting that all of today could be an email. Spy ends flat at 752.50$. Gonna take a day off from the internet and do some mowing! Good luck
[+5] u/Sad-Airman: Gold and Silver green I didn't think that was possible anymore
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: I’ve made like 20 trades in the first 15 minutes now that PDT has been lifted
Holy shit I cannot be trusted with this power.
[+5] u/FrostingOk2692: Guess SNDK really was the right choice over MU
[+5] u/SubduedWeed: Which one of you regards told me to buy AVGO??
[+5] u/BigWarning8696: Rotation into utilities, healthcare, consumer staples, pharma, and likely energy (although a bit down today). All the boring stuff
[+5] u/Fun_Purpose6972: Called the top perfectly:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1tunilo/comment/opbkr54/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1tunilo/comment/opbkr54/?context=3)
[+5] u/Quirky_Row_2080: How do you do the bet robot. !banbet MSFT 450 15 days
[+5] u/corndog_messiah: Don’t worry, they’re firing up the Money Printer as we speak
[+5] u/Ok-Art6659: Why would they remove Pacific Day Time?
[+5] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: Wish i had money left, would so buy this dip.
[+5] u/PushAble2463: Oil too cheap 🤨 Iran says no progress, Israel bombs Lebanon, storage running out. Do with this information whatever you please
[+5] u/PositiveMind7860: Bers can catch Ebola. Bulls are immune.
[+5] u/Phiziqe: those AVGO banbet losers going on vaca en masse ill be walking ur doggos nw
[+5] u/emanresu711: Stop feeding the rich more money
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Newark cops realizing the Knicks are up 1-0
[+5] u/browsk: Yeah I’m buying more AVGO
[+5] u/Beloved_Mango: Looks like SaaSpocolpyse cancelation has resumed
ADBE calls. Going to 300 this week
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: Cmon MU...keep recovering. 1060+ please
[+5] u/Ok_Cheek_8122: AVGO calls at the open?
[+5] u/fish_: i flipped a coin and it said sell everything
gonna wait for my port to drop 50% first tho
[+5] u/Thin_Pound_3502: POS MU just follow SNDK.
[+5] u/Makingbwed: Incoming bloodbath🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸
[+5] u/Weak-Equal-9084: avgo, could be worse i guess
[+5] u/CD274: Is space recovering 🤔
[+5] u/TurbodToilet: Who would have guessed it. Yet another “final draft” to end the war with Iran
[+5] u/Big_Red_Dogs: I hate 🌽 as much as the next sane person. But, didn’t crypto boys predict this? Like some cycle or something?
[+5] u/MadeThatCash: GREEN DAY (not just the name of a band)
[+5] u/Li1ght: Whatever happens today at least you didn’t sell 30 bitcoin to lose 10b
[+5] u/potentialPast: It's goin' down, I'm yellin' timber
[+5] u/_rockthemike: Is the panic over? I’m ready to buy calls
[+5] u/livingunique: They're wormish actually
[+5] u/Pure_Veterinarian374: do my current PDT violation restrictions get lifted from my account today?
[+5] u/ShootDminorET: I sold my spy calls at a 70% loss yesterday. Its time for spy to 🚀 you're all welcome.
[+5] u/RockinOutCockOut: Why can't I buy options before open. This is whoresshit
[+5] u/NHLBro: Dump then pump today
[+5] u/SignificanceFew5212: find it interesting that when semi stocks start to peak and sell off, SaaS kicks off. then SaaS sells, semis starts to kick again.
[+5] u/Uniquename34556: Got my Wendy’s application ready to go
[+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Instead of buying the 12% AVGO dip, I'm going for the 11% SOXL dip. Higher chances of making money.
[+5] u/nverloseinstocks: Pdt rules changed. Market dropped two days in a row. Fud. Fomo. Revenge trades… now the rich going to be more rich
[+5] u/Datsyuk131313: There was once a day (Monday) when I was rich. A long long time ago.
[+5] u/YTLupo: LMAO A DIFFERENT GAME WAS LOADED INTO THE ALGOS TODAY
[+5] u/svpa3991: Can’t believe I got back in msft just so I can shit on it everyday lmao
[+5] u/Beazt11123: Come on RKLB. I need this leverage to pay offff
[+5] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: Take your profit. Dont be greedy. This could be the top
[+5] u/JPM0912: But this MU dip or is it going to keep dipping? 😳
[+5] u/Purple_Bearkat: Andrew please, no one wants to see your wife beater undershirt.
[+5] u/Deep-Text-5909: I thought spy was way under 750 based on these comments wtf my puts aren't gona print here
[+5] u/trsx5: Imagine thinking a company that makes 32gb flash drives is worth 1 trillion dollars lmao
[+5] u/MeYouThemEveryone: 4 times the infections?
[+5] u/pmssa19: It's really interesting how the market goes through the mud because of AVGO earnings. Hock Tan is very careful and avoids giving a over the top earnings expectation for the next quarters...
[+13] u/NeuroManXy: Fuck you garbage MSFT you piece of shit
[+13] u/52iou: The 🚀 pre IPO is BACK
[+13] u/TheKiMoChi2020: I cant believe i just lost 40k not even in 2 days lol
[+11] u/Darkness17: Our moon mission is back on space virgins 🚀
[+11] u/McClintockC: #🚨BREAKING🚨
SPY CEO reportedly under investigation for failing to reach new ATH within 24 hour period of last ATH. Traders are shocked and confused. Insiders say, "Ber r fuk"
More at 6
[+10] u/Top-Meaning2626: LIQUIDATE SEMIS FOR SPCX
BUY PUTS 6 MONTHS OUT
GET LOCKED UP FOR 6 MONTHS
LOSE MONEY ON SHARES AND MAKE MONEY ON PUTS
END NEUTRAL
[+10] u/chem_alx: Where's the crash guys?
[+10] u/buhtpirate: Stop covering your fucking shorts bears are so pathetic
[+9] u/mtol115: SpaceX just went live on Robinhood IPO access
[+9] u/Legendary-Lemon: Every 5 min there is someone saying “here comes the V” I go, check, and I see fucking red everywhere. Can you just shut the fuck up?????
[+9] u/Speech_Path: MU back at green EOD lmaoo
[+9] u/BoomerSharkBoy: Nowadays the dump won’t last half a day
[+9] u/Chango_unchaind: Just got married. I can finally call him my wife’s boyfriend
[+9] u/McClintockC: I'm grateful every day I sold my corn at 119k
[+8] u/DiamondHands667: PDT rule lifted. SpaceX IPO. I’m about to be on food stamps soon from all the money im about to lose.
[+8] u/Enygma_tik: Who is going for SPCX IPO on Robinhood? Worth it?
[+8] u/rcantu314: Space bulls in full control today
[+8] u/Sm007hCr1m1n4L: Virgins coming in hot this morning
[+8] u/jb_1699: remember bers every dip is bought but not every top is sold
[+8] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: War over until tomorrow. Nice.
[+8] u/Jagged_Tide: Ngl a +2% SPY day would hit so hard rn
[+8] u/Onyxpropaganda: Bear market over - time to buy buy
[+8] u/HealthMoney5881: Lost it all on AVGO 😞
[+8] u/ZealousidealSector19: Can't believe MU crashed all the way down to $1k/share ridiculous
[+8] u/Clarkk3000BC: Is it just me or is this avgo dip so free
[+8] u/Significant_Speed854: MY GOD THIS IS SO FUN AND ADDICTING
[+7] u/Dagdazlin: MU back up to $1050 by tomorrow close
[+7] u/RooneyToons_10: Should I just full send 15k into Google and delete the app?
[+7] u/SmoothFlan0: Market goes up msft goes down.
Market goes down msft goes down
The fuckkk
[+7] u/ibn_batuta_: Pump Space before it's too latee
[+7] u/rioferdy838: the fuck they rotating back into chips for after I buy software
fuck you
[+7] u/discombobulantics: For anyone relatively new let today be a lesson for you- almost nobody here is worth listening to
[+7] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Algos tricked into buying calls ✅
[+7] u/White-Rabbit3: I requested to buy SPCX shares at $250 instead of $135 because I believe in it that much
[+7] u/cloudsofgrey: Yesterday was a terrible day to buy $100k of MUU like I did
[+7] u/Spy300: >BLACKSTONE RESTRICTS WITHDRAWALS FROM ITS FLAGSHIP FUND
😮
[+7] u/Open_Obligation_1624: Over react. time to buy Memory stock
[+7] u/H6UEF4WU8X: When are the No PDT Rule regards gonna pump the market?
[+7] u/jakeisarake: Lol the ai bubble is popping posts just 100x on insta, we will be ath next week
[+7] u/Geoff_Dawmer: I declare... DECLARATION!!!
[+7] u/staresinshamona: i haven’t read the news
BULLISH
[+7] u/ThermalChaser: BRING BACK PDT RULE!!! I can't stop losing money!!
[+7] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: We buying micron dip?
[+7] u/mighty_sys_admin: who held their space?
THIS TIME WE GO TO ZE MOON
[+7] u/b1gb0n312: Avgo rebounding... End green today?
[+7] u/Willing-Angle-2203: for anyone keeping track, we've officially entered the "wait, this is too expensive" era of AI
Copilot moving to token-based billing since June 1st is already making A LOT of companies reduce AI usage. My firm is having meetings as we speak about the limits, which are burning out faaaast.
I'm expecting a lot of "realism" over the next months as ROI questions about AI become center stage. Pretty sure the "iNSAtiAbLe DeMAnD" for compute narrative will die
[+7] u/SevenForOne: Long time AVGO investor as of yesterday
[+7] u/SpycyPotatoe: imagine panic selling MRVL after the lord and savior Jensen Huang said it's going to the moon
[+6] u/unorganized-orange: 🥭 Thinks that by getting Israel to sign some agreement with the Lebanese army this will somehow stop the Hezbollah Israel conflict, he is aware that the Lebanese army cant do shit to Hezbollah, right? especially considering Naim Qassem said direct Lebanese Israeli talks are shameless
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: #RETAIL IS BACK BABY THE CUFFS ARE OFF NO DAY TRADE LIMITS FOR ANYONE! 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
[+6] u/AstronautNarrow1921: Idk why people are selling MU it doesn’t make any sense
[+6] u/SteakEater137: The market has been euphorically pumping semis for over a month, and overnight it dumps them like crazy because of one earnings call that beat expectations?
Pure retard market lol and Im not even heavy into semis at this point
[+6] u/MrIntuition: yeah spy going green soon
[+6] u/ZealousidealSector19: SPY Greeeeeen... I'm drunk
[+6] u/kenathen: spy will back to ath
[+6] u/gophercorner: So there’s no more day trading limits on Robinhood…
[+6] u/thisisaredditforart: Someone is not afraid of the dump
https://preview.redd.it/sjewxhe63a5h1.png?width=952&format=png&auto=webp&s=e51120b1b7da3a14ca3197f50f0d1e08664f099b
[+6] u/MourningMymn: 100 shares of Space X please sir robinhood
[+6] u/jostradumass: Face ripping rally inbound.
[+6] u/lilwolfwithdiarrhea: AVGO drop makes no sense 😭😭😭😭 my calls are gone
[+6] u/Buydipstothemoon: Ok fck it I'm so down I bought and now I'm a virgin too. Doesn't matter anyway anymore.
[+6] u/Specialist703: Insane money rotation
[+6] u/oldbeancam: Just waking up, let me see how my Broadcom calls are doing
[+6] u/Weak_Ostrich459: MU vaporizing $110B worth of market cap in a single morning, thats like an entire INTC pre-trump pump
[+6] u/OhhPeeee: I swear this fucking market knows when I buy and sell😡
[+6] u/jostradumass: “We have reached a deal” tweet and we’re going to 777
[+6] u/neatrick173: ASTS, pls fly again 😢
[+6] u/tacardidm: Just requested 2 shares of SPCX in Robinhood you guys get your notifications yet?
[+6] u/Fun_Training6342: SPY green but QQQ red? Is SPY about to outperform QQQ for the first time in 20 years?
[+6] u/lndnmdn: WSB daily thread sentiment during premarket should always be inversed
[+6] u/morganm6488: Once spy goes green its gonna rocket
[+6] u/be_o3: I’ll take any recovery in AVGO stock
[+6] u/907cconnak: Are spy and qqq calls gonna print today i listened to some retard in here ab em
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Full ported dram let’s fucking go
[+6] u/powertrippingmod67: wow guys I'm just finding about these Epstein files, have you heard about these? nasty stuff
[+6] u/Popoice: Bagholders gang checking in! 🥳🥳
[+6] u/slinnyknockets: Iran deal will send this into space
[+6] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: Kinda crazy it’s impossible for this pig to have any sort of pullback when indexes are so over extended
[+6] u/refrigeratorsHD: I’m the dumbest trader alive
[+6] u/Helpful-Weekend-2224: NOBODY PUTS SPACE IN THE CORNER
[+6] u/DDGib: Man, I can't believe that bears actually fucking thought AGAIN
[+6] u/Geoff_Dawmer: Uh oh, shart squeeze.
[+6] u/j_b_1983: MRVL is back baby!!!
[+6] u/SwearImNOTacuck: Requested for 200 shares of SPCX
[+6] u/JesusBoughtPuts: SPY you dirty slut stop teasing me
[+5] u/Unique_Artist_5204: Cramer just said we have crossed over to where software is the hot AI buy. Puts it is
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: BREAKING:
Jensen: "SPY is one of the best stocks out there, an excellent trillion dollar company"
[+5] u/SomewhereEcstatic481: We haven't passed the first hour, my portfolio will reach 0 at this rate
[+5] u/CumomEileen: Bols, you have suffered enough. I am about to press buy on puts and cause a V that will be seen from space
[+5] u/NotAFridge: need to make a quick 10k
[+5] u/__nameless____: You guys got more of the peace deal coming?
[+5] u/TapFinancial1482: MU calls or NOW calls?
[+5] u/chiswis: NVDA is now a boomer stock paying dividends
[+5] u/RealThing24: SOXL and DRAM - little c0ck teasers...
[+5] u/hftrobo9285: Trolling buls on stonktwits is hilarious, posted that a PE of 20 is too high and stock price should be negative so we get paid to own them as a joke. By the type of replies I got I can tell you that it was not taken as a joke 🤡
[+5] u/ninja_mon: Spy is 0.15% down and my portfolio is 5% down. What?
[+5] u/VesperGilchrist: Pick a direction, SPY! The graph looks like a fish skeleton!
[+5] u/I11IIlll1IIllIlIlll1: BB has to be studied. Like everyday premarket it gets to like -10% but somehow bounces back to +5% and end anywhere in between. My heart 100% won't handle it if I own its stock
[+5] u/Domefieldadvantage: AVGO shits the bed and makes it everyone else’s problem more at 7
[+5] u/FreeTheDimple: Is that it? Has MU stopped falling? Can I take my head out of the oven?
[+5] u/WowKay100: Feel sorry for the NVDA 215 guy 😂
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/reBehVg81E
Anyways short INTC, if the market thinks AVGO is overvalued, then INTC is a PoS
[+5] u/Pereise1: Lol what is even happening rn? Oil down, stocks down, gold up, vix up.
[+5] u/CreativeMischief: Every god damn fucking time dude,
> Jim Cramer Says Nokia Is Back
[+5] u/Sea_Professor_9221: same dudes that were talking about how its impossible to not make money in this market earlier this week just blew their accounts today lol
[+5] u/_Kenway: price to earnings
NVDA 32, extremely undervalued based on relative basis. its p/e is below the bottom valuation raached in 2022
AAPL 37, severely overextended price. overvalued on historical premium
[+5] u/bionicvapourboy: Boy am I glad I sold my MU 6/5 1020c yesterday.
[+5] u/aliensayshi: market -0.2% but my port is dying like mad
[+5] u/Happy-Philosophy9211: *BRING ME TO LIFE BY EVANESCENCE NOW PLAYING*
[+5] u/TreGet234: Imagine if we are in july 1998 😳
[+5] u/bitchfart007: Instead of buying puts on SPY i shd just buy calls on MSFT
[+5] u/CoolDeparture9828: The market will only go red if i flip bullish therefore, I have a moral obligation to be a bear
[+5] u/hudson701: SPX choppin its way back to yesterday close
[+5] u/Ok-Barracuda39: Retardium Portfoliolessa
[+5] u/W0lv3rIn321: Bulls begging for a dip for weeks to buy in
Dip comes
Panic
😅
[+5] u/throwaway9gk0k4k569: Well, I do believe pre-market is telling us WE"RE ALL GOING TO DIE
[+5] u/Sufficient_Nose629: Everything is going to rally except AVGO, it will be abandoned like a dog on the side of the road
[+5] u/Impressive_Order60: My micronpenis is burning
[+5] u/Bigbagholdr: The whole market is a meme stock
[+5] u/touuuuhhhny: RDDT preparing the double whammy: SP500 inclusion and new data deals
[+5] u/Meeting_Ok2: Full ported QQQ $738 calls expiring tmmr, pray for me
[+5] u/pussinbuuts: MU has more revenue and net income than AVGO
let that sink in
[+5] u/StonksInvesteur: YOU GUYS THOUGHT PEOPLE WILL MAGICALLY HAVE CASH TO BUY SPACEX CRAPS?
[+5] u/Extension-Change-441: just be a pig, the next generation will bail you out of the slaughterhouse
[+5] u/martina1992: Bank of America raised UNH target to $450 , and its a BUY from neutral now
Moon time for UNH
[+5] u/The_Judgement_Nut: Could fucking google stop selling off like a bitch ?
[+20] u/hypeaze: AI bubble 🚫
AI double ✅️
[+16] u/Ill-Expression1737: lost 3k already.. another productive day 👍
[+15] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Oh thank god the great depression is over.
[+13] u/solidsneeze: great recession, guys... let's do it again sometime
[+12] u/kex06: And there it is. Bears fucked. Again
[+11] u/Suspicious-Composer8: Imagine MU ends green
[+10] u/ComfortablePiglet842: https://preview.redd.it/p7unny6a9a5h1.png?width=1254&format=png&auto=webp&s=876d7a111d6b5ea5a282cf6a56fba3a0ed3839ec
[+9] u/DryBicycle5629: #Just delist Microsoft from s&p500 already dawg
[+8] u/newaccount202225: Recession cancelled! War is over! All in on calls! I've yet again learned nothing!
[+8] u/the_mind_goblin1: Do it trump. Announce the deal. Bring us home.
[+8] u/kex06: Leaps on Dram now thank me later
[+8] u/BeepBoopDep: HANDS UP IF YOU BOUGHT PUTS AT THE BOTTOM, I KNOW YOU REGARDS ARE OUT THERE.
[+8] u/UnivalveX: three things are certain in life: death, taxes and 27 Vs every day
[+8] u/swarthout2222: THE GREAT BEAR MARKET OF JUNE 3RD 2026
[+8] u/Majestic_Natural_361: If you don’t buy at least one put during pride month, you’re a bigot
[+8] u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy: “Tokenmaxxing has pushed Anthropic to profitability”
First off I hate our dipshit brainrot terminology
Second that shit is insane
[+8] u/nick8852: Ok who bought to ruin the pump? Show yourself
[+7] u/MrMonopolieeee: Full port SpaceX ipo
[+7] u/BeepBoopDep: MU is going to have a face ripping rally tomorrow that generations of bers will talk about in hushed tones 🦅🦅
[+7] u/PrettyBoySwag99: Actually proud of how I traded today. I’ll be back at Wendy’s next week
[+7] u/Outrageous_Tip_2133: what a crazy V by MRVL. Down 8% in the morning and now green.
[+7] u/Kickboy21: STEAK AND LOBSTER DINNER FOR BULLS.
BEANS WITH NO RICE FOR BERS
[+7] u/doctorqaz: RDDT S&P inclusion tomorrow after close?
[+7] u/FinancialTower3672: Israel’s still bombing tf outta Lebanon btw
[+7] u/the_mind_goblin1: I did absolutely nothing with my positions the past few days, I am a genius. All you have to do is nothing and you win.
[+7] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Bears were so hyped yesterday night
[+7] u/coldtacomeat: Is it reasonable to be annoyed if the person in the cubicle next to you clears their throat or hocks lugeys every 15 seconds?
[+7] u/nick8852: Come on spy 2 more dollars up that’s all I’m asking
[+7] u/Ok-Indication-3754: Don’t miss your discount on micron
[+7] u/analgape4206969: I bought puts folks, your ports are saved
[+7] u/abroadbroadband: # PUT THE WORD OUT:
# WE BACK UP 🗣️
[+6] u/Shoddy_Penalty2125: I was promised MU at 1100 today 3000 years ago
[+6] u/perceptive_AI: You can pick apart the retards from the non-retards and there seems to be a lot of retards because they think SpaceX will go down. It will actually pump even harder.
[+6] u/Mangoworshipper: It was always calls guys. Trust your intuition. Anyone who’s followed the market for more than a year knows this. Same story for the 1000th time
[+6] u/Local_Many_9108: https://preview.redd.it/ghvjg6ov5a5h1.png?width=358&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f1fbeddb4fa467dff507ea7bfd179ace593d3c5
\#profit! Never a doubt, big thanks to all my supporters.
[+6] u/Impossible_Drop_4288: so theres just no pattern day trader rule anymore?
[+6] u/Coda70: Thank you, sweet baby Jesus for this Green day. I have now regained $25,000 of the $70,000 that I lost this morning on Broadcom.
[+6] u/billppp: Stonks only go up
How hard is that to understand
[+6] u/Tricky_Recording5222: imagine being a bear and watching a V anytime you think you're gonna have a good day
[+6] u/noobletato: Thank you MRVL for keeping my portfolio green. Never doubted you for a second
[+6] u/Aggravating_Map_4890: Made a quick $18 on SPY calls. Hit me up for my day trading course
[+6] u/liftshit9: MRVL 10% Pump in 1h good pace
[+6] u/Illustrious-Low4128: Lost 1.3 hundred dollars today I’m never going to recover
[+6] u/UnivalveX: back to green already! I was wondering what that weird color was yesterday
[+6] u/ballmode: SPY's green, QQQ your turn
[+6] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: This morning was probably your last chance at the $350’s for Google
[+6] u/Oppressions: Looks like SPACE RACE back on the menu boys
[+6] u/sweenygg: Most beautiful color: GREEN
[+6] u/kodaksdad2020: Never under estimate the tweet
[+6] u/WarenBoffet: I WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST A FEW SECONDS OF YOUR TIME SO WE CAN ALL LAUGH AT TSLA TOGETHER
# LMAO
[+6] u/jerome-yellen: Bears truly regarded
[+6] u/Calm_Imagination6040: Mrvl just printed me 20k ty papa
[+6] u/BeepBoopDep: A month ago regards laughed if you said mu 1000. Same people think it's all over now 🤡🤡
[+6] u/JuneauMori: Alright everyone, eat your lunches and come back for another pump when you're done
[+5] u/BullPropaganda: The dip for ants is over bears.
Now get fucked
[+5] u/-user222: bers were having so much fun 3 hours ago
[+5] u/sunsetmenu: almost fully recovered from yesterday, we're goin up baby!
[+5] u/Techmonk1234: Lost 15k shorting QQQ today
[+5] u/WindNo3445: Endless chop because now every retail trader is day trading, no way market makers don't just pin price every day
[+5] u/moorhound: >Iranian Deputy Foreign Minister Kazem Gharibabadi said on Thursday that Tehran expects to receive "at least" 50% of its frozen assets as soon as a memorandum of understanding on an extended ceasefire with the United States is signed. Earlier today, a report claimed that talks on the assets are in their "final stages."
Art of the deal lmao
[+5] u/AntiOriginalUsername: Can’t wait for my 401k to become a mandatory bagholder for SpaceX
[+5] u/TheMostMid: SPY JUST GO GREEN YOU SON OF A BITCH ! You know you want to!
[+5] u/Tall-Illustrator543: 🥭 has officially ended the Iran war for the 9th time. What a peacekeeper. Somebody call up Guinness, has to be a record
[+5] u/big_chestnut: the market is a circus and I am the clown
[+5] u/Lbuck24: Man this market this year holy fuck
[+5] u/Striking-Worker8066: How many more tries investors gunna give Microsoft geez
[+5] u/w8w8dont: Money is overrated anyway
[+5] u/Bam2458: 🅱️ow Joans ripping, must be boomer stock day
[+5] u/thewayyoulook2night: just made another 4200 on 0dte calls, let's goooo
[+5] u/Im_Sorry_93: Last chance to buy MU under 1k
[+5] u/Active_Finish2316: Ngl no PDT rule boutta change the game for so many people
[+5] u/Czyzzle: I'm a paper handed bitch and sold all the losing calls i bought yesterday at open.
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: Yeah this market isn't truly dumping any time soon. Look at this fucking V.
[+5] u/Vikkio92: If anyone I know IRL knew how much dopamine gets released in my brain when my bags get pumped, they would section me.
[+5] u/Imaginary_Cow9217: Nuclear is the next wave boys, get in before the 10x
[+5] u/Knarre30: So new definition of ceasefire is moderate shooting, got it
[+5] u/TheSauce69: time for Jensen to show the world his hog
[+21] u/Samjabr: I survived the 3 hour market crash of 6.4.2026
[+13] u/illegaltaco420: https://preview.redd.it/emdz070jja5h1.jpeg?width=1319&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0a0ed9ab373f8695963ee2929d90feae68fb1da
Is there any hope for me chat
[+12] u/All_YourBase: I was expecting a big red day today. Especially with the pre-market numbers. This is a surprise.
[+11] u/EnigmaSpore: we'll be at all time high tomorrow when jobs reports come out and show 0 unemployement and +100000000 new jobs added
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #Microsoft on green days: up 0.25%
#Microsoft on red days: down -77% LMAO🤌
[+8] u/-IQ200: Friendly reminder that 10 consecutive full ports @ 100% gain from 1k start will make you a millionaire. Make this zero PDT count.
[+8] u/jroth55: Now this is pod racing!
[+8] u/Ok-Flatworm-3397: They took away day trading but they didn’t take away gay trading
[+8] u/berkoh: Oh MU is coming back, hope you loaded up
[+8] u/NervousChemistry7401: Feeling an insane green dick candle incoming.
[+8] u/log1ck1717: NO WAY MSFT GOES RED ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
[+7] u/LoudHousing3: I need to make 2k asap or some really bad ppl are coming after me
[+7] u/xStringerBellx: some of you are alright
dont short right now
[+7] u/f0xinaround: Oh fuck you're gonna make me invest 😬
[+7] u/CDR57: Sometimes it’s more fun to watch this thread to know what’s happening in the market more than actually watching the market lmao
[+7] u/BurntKookk: Cmon SPY turn my 15 757 calls into 1 billion dollars
[+7] u/Stealthless: Software as a Bagholding Service
[+7] u/ShellshockFarms: Yesterday: "God, im such a dumb piece of shit."
Today: " I'm a fuckin geenyus!"
[+7] u/theduke9: Avgo feels way oversold..
[+7] u/Stealthless: Made $120 today, yay
[+7] u/SlickyTrader: Ber prepare anoos for ultra shrek hulk cock throb
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #Individual stocks may drop, crash or even die but SPY will NEVER drop ever again LMAO🤌
[+7] u/PropheticMurmurs: Never doubt the ability of the infinite retard market to retardpump itself out of a seemingly bad situation.
[+6] u/rav400: At this point just buy msft puts at every open , you will have over a 60% win rate
[+6] u/HeavyArmsJin: Guess people are dumping AI and betting on space stocks today
[+6] u/bigstew6: If the top isn’t in, we’re close. To many random family members are reaching out and talking about the market..
[+6] u/longGERN: Coming here and see people tarded screeching because their volatile, shit stocks are being volatile and shit is hilarious
My port of good companies is hulk+Shrek+mini parachute army man GREEN today
[+6] u/ClassroomNo2899: Every dip. Just full port. You never lose. Shit is out of control. Absolety 0 strat to this anymore.
[+6] u/CDR57: I’ve never said anything bad about SPY, in my life, ever
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: Fully porting my new Robinhood margin into 0dte 760c
[+6] u/DufflebagJoe: Imagine actually holding BTC lol
[+6] u/Major-Designer-5302: Micron green by close?
[+6] u/br0botic: Love it when you’re up big at open and then everything fades and you lose all your gains. Very cool
[+6] u/itsgodsposterchild: One of these days I’ll flip $1 into $1,000,000
[+6] u/CoatEnvironmental728: ‼️Nvda announces windows will be the default operating system in ai chips‼️
[+6] u/eireniconic: we're still .5% from ath. the buying opportunity of a lifetime 😍
[+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: It … in fact … was not different this time
[+6] u/Hearts08: Anyone seeing MRVL? Better get in now before we start seeing $400. Heck, Im not surprise if it touches $600 within this year.
[+6] u/wickedbeats: ASTS for some reason lagging the rest of space. A great opportunity today for it to catch up.
[+6] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Marvell the next nvidia you heard it
[+5] u/LeakMyBigBowls: Ugh I should have just held my calls fml
[+5] u/NiceOwner: All in MU, oversold for nothing!!
[+5] u/djln491: You call that a pamp
[+5] u/IronicallyCanadian: I'm not asking for much, I would just really like AVGO to jump up 3-4% for a few minutes so that I can escape my own bad decisions
[+5] u/DownSyndromSteven: Perky tit subs and gambling is the only thing I enjoy
[+5] u/Money_Term8366: Hopefully space stocks correct by pumping 50%
[+5] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: I never secure profits like a fucking retard , I mean I still have profits, just a lot less 🥲🔫
[+5] u/mynutsrbig: Jerking off to my 1dte 500 AVGO calls tonight. No worries at all here.
[+5] u/_3470: fuck i slept thru the dip
[+5] u/EnigmaSpore: 9 green spx days, 1 red day, time for 9 more green spx days
[+5] u/Deep_Pattern7103: I need an explosive move from ASTS today - Algos seem to be holding this thing back.. ( I blame everything on Algos)
[+5] u/CanIhazCooKIenOw: MSFT always going against the grain
[+5] u/Gloomy_Necesary: Rddt is just lovely today. “What a wonderful day!!”
[+11] u/itsnotshade: The great bear recession from 6/3-6/4 finally ends in a win for the bulls. Again.
[+10] u/nyse25: If you're above the age of 30 then it's over
[+10] u/so_orz: Msft is just batman
https://preview.redd.it/y5fcznx2va5h1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54a7174484ed962a55c7f57e9d5603e6c61def38
[+9] u/twostroke1: I SURVIVED THE GREAT FINANCIAL CRASH OF WEDNESDAY JUNE 3rd 2026
[+9] u/fe2sio4: Turns out I’m doing worse with unlimited day trades
[+9] u/EmbarrassedKoala3982: wheres all this fucking money coming from?
[+9] u/RockwelInternational: This market is a disaster 🤌
[+9] u/Right-Departure-8881: Epic bear trap today.
[+8] u/Party_Expression6401: NVDA to $220.00. Let’s do this!!!
[+8] u/stonetrade: There’s no other explanation. 🥭 has threatened the lives of the MMs if they let the market go down ever again
[+8] u/Party_Expression6401: IN NVDA we all believe.
[+8] u/VinAsheel: It has been 2 months that ive been telling myself "who's buying this shit" and everyday it keeps going higher and higher
We live in an evil greedy world...
Spy call for ath tomorrow
[+8] u/blemdemman: just saw a homeless Asian, recession indicator if I’ve ever seen one
[+8] u/civillyRange: Feds talking about AI causing deflation right after a 4% inflation print and 4? years of mising 2% target
fucking clowns
[+7] u/Typical-Ad-8381: NFLX lost 2% lead in 3 hours and is about to go red, incredible
[+7] u/Apple2o: We lost a lot of good men on that AVGO dip LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/CoverThat7433: Most of the stocks in my watch list are going down, while Spy keep going up. Awesome
[+7] u/razeusv2: MSFT going red while everyone else is soaring. Of course. Naturally.
[+7] u/M13alint: Just letting u know that if you don’t buy AVGO rn you are actually regarded, even if it loses a couple more points in the next few days
[+7] u/SafeNeighborhood3823: Mods banned SPaCE but it looks like there’s round 2 lmao
[+7] u/WSB_Dre: War back on. Time to pump the markets
[+7] u/Inevitable-Day2443: First day PDT removal is going to be a day to remember
[+7] u/ercanbas: Whoever is selling MU your mommas a ho
[+7] u/ChickenYip: "Trump Tells Aides He Won’t Resume All-Out War With Iran Unless U.S. Troops Are Killed"
false flag to restart the war incoming..
[+7] u/play37: SPY is about to drop for like 20 minutes then hit another ATH
[+7] u/mebumboclot67: Spy pls go up. I need this.
[+7] u/CopeDipper9: If SPY could go on another +$2 run right about now, that'd be great
[+7] u/No-Test-4028: Just buy calls every day, it really is that easy
[+7] u/desilent: MU doesnt wanna break out of it huh
[+7] u/iStayG00bin: being rational is ber behavior
[+6] u/DragonSlayer626: Yea im holding it, massive overreaction
[+6] u/SeasonOk8915: These insider fix in this market is insanity.
[+6] u/blemdemman: MRVL $400 by EOD tmrw?
[+6] u/Ritter18: Need another 7k today to recover from yesterday's fuckery
[+6] u/Careful-Weight-702: SPY going to 760 today 🟩🟩🟩
[+6] u/captain_casino: They literally refuse to learn
[+6] u/awetfartruinedmylife: WHY THE FUCK DID I BUY MSFT THIS PIECE OF DOGSHIT
[+6] u/twostroke1: The funny part is that even if bears little fantasy of a market crash plays out, let’s say -50%, it will recover to new ATH within 48 hours.
[+6] u/Mindless-Bug-8397: Market is just banana
[+6] u/West_Track_9927: did meta say the N word wtf
[+6] u/Tillfatfire: Poor class now can do day trade without restriction let’s go 🤡
[+5] u/SangerGRBY: Odds of mango placing tariffs on SK HYNIX / Samsung HBM to force revenue into Micron (USA USA 🦅 🦅 )?
[+5] u/PanicApprehensive16: Every single space stock is up today, except LUNR. Guess who I full ported into.
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: imagine an entire day without getting scammed by MSFT
[+5] u/LinusMeindl: LITE is picking up momentum again
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Holy fuck MSFT...what a mistake you are.
[+22] u/plzplzplztendies: 4 hours into no pdt i blew up my account 12 times
[+15] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: I’m done daytrading, it’s such a waste of time when swing trading or just buy & hold is much more profitable
Had to put it out here so that I hopefully actually stop this time
[+13] u/Ordinary_Chance2606: This market is pure retardium
[+11] u/ToonamiNights: Today is a massive bear trap. The nfp data gets released tomorrow and they need to see 70 to to 80k jobs added tomorrow to show that the market is cooling so that the FED won't hike interest rates.
If the number is too low like 40K expect a fat semiconductor sell-off. If the market is running too hot at 125k plus, expect a somewhat smaller sell-off because of fear of interest rate hikes to cool the market.
Since the BLS already inaccurately recorded the last nfp, and added phantom jobs that didn't really exist, I expect the real number to be in the danger zone of 50 to 60k, but with those added phantom jobs this time, it will land in the perfect sweet spot for a massive pump tomorrow for semiconductors.
[+11] u/upvz: this is one of the most diabolical V's in a long time. bears need endangered species protection.
[+11] u/guzzledglizzy: Should’ve just VOO and chilled
[+10] u/StandardDot5115: WHERE WERE YOU 🫵
Great Recession of June 4 9:20AM
[+9] u/HooplahTiger: Pumping will continue until the bers are dead and buried.
[+9] u/vCharged: I paper handed my MRVL 310 6/12 C's I bought a few days ago. Would've been up over 20k. Instead I sold this morning and made the worst trades and brought my account sub 1k. Lets gooo
[+9] u/G-IDIOTTHEMAN: So many people bought puts today… Lmfao
[+9] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: That was a nice 3 day correction. Back to ATHs we go 😌
[+9] u/Foreign_Pay1348: Thank you MRVL and SPY. I'm not homeless this month 🔥
[+9] u/bearwithme23: anyone else just leave the tickers they sold too early open on their desk all day as penance for being a paperhanded little bitch or is that just me
[+9] u/Academic_Rooster_886: Trump says oils prices are gonna "fall like a rock" and you RETARDS are STILL buying calls on it
[+8] u/Tempest1897: This motherfucker really turned green
[+8] u/nordik1: bers fried yet again
[+8] u/Particular-Cake-6430: Two factor authentication needed to pay my electric bill. WTF is this needed? Please hack me and pay my electricity bill, I bet you can't.
[+8] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: GOOG remembering he’s him
[+7] u/danyallah_: Come on 🧃pump mu already
[+7] u/deadinsideplshelp: Im balls deep in 0dte puts im so gay rn
[+7] u/Waiting4Reccession: Every single interview i see with some kind of tech or ai executive just makes me realize how retarded these guys are and that they must spend all day jerking each other off for the most retarded basic ideas.
[+7] u/your_mom_loves_me69: Would like for 🥭to go ahead and tell everybody to buy a Broadcom
[+7] u/Worried-Action-9497: Slow melt up day again like every day for the last 9 weeks
[+7] u/HooplahTiger: Show yourself bers. You were going schizo in here four hours ago!
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: *port down 5%*
I hate this market!
*port recovers, and now is up 1%*
I love this market!
[+7] u/cptnad: SOXL $300 calls tomorrow
[+7] u/vCharged: Yolo'ing SPY 759 ODTE fuck it
[+7] u/Effective_Throat6127: No red days Allowed to QQQ
[+7] u/CanadianAbroad7: Bears bleeding from their bum holes
[+7] u/vivavip1: F U AVGO, you go straight for 2+ hours and the moment I buy calls you drop like a big turd
[+7] u/upvz: the AI bubble burst 9:30am - 9:35am. now we have started a new bull market.
[+7] u/Sir_Wayne_Giggsy: Full ported micron and sandisk goodluck to you all
[+7] u/WSBNon-Believer: All the shit I panic bought yesterday is up bigly lol
[+7] u/socratesqt: Fuck this price action to hell
[+7] u/hettygreentypebeat: had a job interview where i got asked what i do outside work, had to make up something that didn’t involve the stock market LMAO
[+6] u/SockSevere8413: spy literally can’t even drop 10 cents without being bought back instantly
[+6] u/bringkiteback: This bitch really only goes up
[+6] u/Marshmallowmind2: Someone fomod after resisting all day? Dump it
[+6] u/mwesty25: I am a survivor of the June 3 2026 Great Depression. Ask me anything
[+6] u/Aromatic-Frame7493: haha whys everyone joking about bers i am still down 3% today it seems like they’re still winning
[+6] u/Professional-Tap2052: You all know MMs are reading your messages saying buying puts for tomorrow
[+6] u/Mysterious-Device-53: What an insane turnaround, geez
[+6] u/upvz: absolutely criminal shakeout this morning
[+6] u/WordsHappenedHere: Here is another reason bears better get long.
This “Trump account” money for kids under 10yo is hitting the tape July 4th.
Yes yes I know it’s lame and bizarre that they call them Trump accounts. They’ll be promptly renamed in 2 years.
But it’s just another source of billions of dollars going right into SPY blindly. Just dumb blind money that buys. Thats what you are up against trying to be a permabear. You short trillions of dollars of passive inflows. And you people never learn.
[+6] u/haydonfranklin: All of you regards this morning talking about this dip not being a V piss me off, can’t ever listen to anyone on here
[+5] u/Sumojoe118: Oh no my port went from +200% in the last month to +180% time to sell everything
[+5] u/TheBreadMan10: Come on spy. Creep over 756, give .5 a little love tap and I’ll get off
[+5] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: I’ve waited six years for this moment, unlimited sells, PDT rule gone, made 7 trades today, won 7 trades. Made $568. Oh fuck I just can’t believe it I can’t believe it’s actually gone, I’ve literally waited so long for this and I know exactly what to do. Let’s fucking goooo!
[+5] u/IVisitedYourMom: I would rate this 9/11.
[+5] u/BleakyBluster: Energy stocks are so strange
The whole AI bottleneck seems to be power, water, and chips
You would think they would be flying, but they keep going up 10% then down 10% every other day
[+5] u/Evening-Engineer-11: Damn I shoulda taken profits on my Nokia calls
[+5] u/One_Big2047: So is MSFT gonna keep closing red till delisting EOM?
[+11] u/devbradmarr: Been sniffing yoga pants at my local gym in hopes LULU goes up
[+11] u/TipEmpty8429: Imagine living in medieval times and not being able to trade the Stockmarket live from your phone
[+10] u/IransFissileMaterial: https://preview.redd.it/tqy71zsmfb5h1.png?width=590&format=png&auto=webp&s=53af368cd70b3a46ddc60bd7cec709a20b8ee0d7
Crypto bros in shambles
[+9] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: come on mu. hit a sexy V.
[+9] u/AdjustDeezNutz: I followed some retard into buying BTU calls for tomorrow
[+8] u/wave_action: Pump it already. Have to go to a 2 hr mtg. ☠️
[+8] u/Far-Requirement9180: Some of you just can’t catch a break and it shows lol
[+8] u/Utilize3372: Whey protein prices are criminal at this point
[+8] u/RazberryIcedtea: Love when spy is up and my port is down
[+8] u/Trizzz-y: I farted in the shower now it’s on the floor
[+7] u/Real_Possibility_118: You guys think SPY keep pumping tmrw?
[+7] u/sylphvanas: Down 5k, fuck this scam market
[+7] u/Jadeclone1: Anyone on the BTU coal train?
[+7] u/sharkenleo: Is it safe to buy AVGO now?
[+7] u/Icy-Inspection7877: Where my NBIS 2035 gang at?
[+7] u/Haikoe: 🥭 starting project cancel midterms naming it “epic leader”
[+7] u/soulbro97: Please keep buying puts regards, need these calls to pay out
[+7] u/Crazy_Zombie8222: Power hour is just looking like hour
[+7] u/amazingfishy: Bought a large position in AVGO today when it was down 15%. Oversold. Lets go!
[+7] u/Accurate-Letter-546: MU PUMP after that DISGUSTING RUGPULL
[+7] u/wubbalubbadabdabdab: What the fuck is this market
[+7] u/Hawxe: imagine thinking mango controls israel and not the other way around. america is little brother in that relationship
[+7] u/Responsible_Date_801: Trump just needs to say “AI” once in his coal speech and generational pump
[+6] u/cowboycookie1337: Lmao at all the bears saying the crash was here last night
[+6] u/TickTockTaudit: I’ve made a couple good decisions in the last 24 hours and also many, many poor decisions.
[+6] u/TrickyDickCheney: Nvda has had $10 intraday moves every day this week
[+5] u/SuddenGrade9632: 2000 more calls on OPEN.
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: At what point does Don just say that Israel is acting on their own and let them get beat up because their big brother isn’t protecting them?
[+5] u/asshole_under_fire: All the pussy gey bears really hate money 🤣🤣
[+5] u/Informal_Bench_7219: Buying MRVL @ 278 an hour ago truly was a euphoric regard moment for me 💸💰
[+5] u/jahdyudnwl: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, ber bags are heavy
[+5] u/TizzyHizzy: We just keep going as if nothing is going on lol
[+5] u/Wild_Shoe5548: Down 9k in seconds on an NDX put fml
[+5] u/Fraxial: Sell all your ai bubble stocks to buy btc !
Say no one
[+5] u/pepechan42069: Can anyone confirm you can trade unlimited times with the new pdt rules?
[+5] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #LETS SEE the 10,000% ACCOUNT gains from hundreds of zero days to expiration trades! Good by horrible evil PDT rule
[+9] u/unbenchhench: anyone staying in calls overnight ? LOL
[+8] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: People sold MU at loss at start and now stock is up.
Retail investors panic sell and never learn
[+8] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: I know there’s no crying in a casino but fuck man I might
[+7] u/aftherith: I AM BUYING A CAR THAT RUNS ON CLEAN BEAUTIFUL COAL!
[+7] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: believe it or not…cannons
[+7] u/Main_Ad3943: man, I do kinda wish I wasn't retarded
[+7] u/ComprehensiveKiwi489: Stock market selling off stocks at multi-year lows to buy stocks at all-time highs.
[+6] u/Sick0h: If Dell can hit 500 by end of month I will get their logo tattooed on my ass
[+6] u/Pleasant_Alarm_8800: Nok has tested $16.54 4x in the last 30 minutes… break out already fucccckkk
[+6] u/Educational-Dust4048: holy fk nflx is a piece of shi
[+6] u/Sick0h: Rug pull me once, shame on you. Rug pull me twice, shame on it being fake and ghey.
[+6] u/Asleep_Emphasis69: trust me bro HOOD is going above $100 today
[+5] u/Several_Bread_9144: Actually up is more likely than down
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Buying the dip still undefeated
[+5] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: if you bought an ETF or other financial product and it lost money, the answer is not sell it. the answer is buy more financial products: shorts, longs, calls, puts, futures, currency contracts, levered ETFs, inverse ETFs, ETNs, LEAPs, FLEX contracts, bonds, CDs -- just keep buying, people. the more buying the more markets go up. and a rising tide floats all boats.
[+5] u/Chiinoe: Apparently -16k wasnt enough this week so I just went ahead and threw away another 13k in puts. Fml
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Just came back from future ....
SPY 1800
META 615
MSFT 405
[+5] u/FutureSage: Spy with a legendary V
[+5] u/jeromepain: Now that I can day trade without restriction I can lose my money even faster 😈
[+5] u/RJNavarrete: Coal investment incoming (Trump)?
Wtf. Nothing for whale blubber?
[+5] u/Mr_gunny01: It will dump after hours to fuck with u bers mentally
[+5] u/ihatenames-: 🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨 🥭 just signed an executive order that makes red days illegal. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER ⚠️