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[+100] u/SquidKid47: I can't believe we flatlined at 680 for 4 months and the only thing that could get us past that was a global energy crisis and WW3
[+92] u/Aware_Secret_8910: People making generational wealth on companies with no products and I'm here losermaxxing
[+83] u/Typingtext: I made 6K in two weeks, lost 4K today. So tomorrow I hope to lose the remaining 2K.
[+74] u/sanjayb9_: i don't get the market anymore.
Its just doing its thing without caring about data or geopolitical news.
[+73] u/Valkorion335786: Is 🥭 our first Ottoman president?
- Gilded everything
- Constantly scheming sons
- Harem of Slavic wives
- Elaborate headgear
- At war with Persia
[+65] u/GonnaBeWealthy: Freak the fuck out and panic buy everything
[+60] u/Sea_Cloud2963: Today is the first time I stayed away from this group and I made money because of it 🙂↕️
[+57] u/Nysyk: Priced in literally does not exist now. Dell up 30% in 5 days and another 15% after earnings.
[+44] u/Whoopziedaisy: Mango using tax dollars to make “equity investments” is some centrally planned economy communist shit
Good for short term chasing gains, very bad for long term economic success and health
[+42] u/Provolone-Jones: The oil data is fucking bonkers. Demand for oil has INCREASED. 10-20% of global supply is OFFLINE. The SPR is 2 weeks away from RECORD LOWS. Cushing hits tanks bottoms at the END OF JUNE. Iran continues to FIRE MISSILES AT SHIPS IN THE STRAIT. But oil is trading UNDER 90 FUCKING DOLLARS. And we have an endless stream of retards who believe this administration’s Soviet style propaganda claiming oil bulls have it wrong. It is just a matter of time until it all comes crashing down.
[+41] u/stupidber: Wealthsimple adding IPO access right before SpaceX this rugpull is going to be international
[+41] u/stupidber: This is genuinely too much winning
[+39] u/Czyzzle: 🥭 is manipulating markets, ain’t signing shit, they’re still attacking each other. Eventually this house of cards built on tweets and fake news and Truth social memes will crash the markets.
Until then calls it is!
[+37] u/FrostySoftPressure: Can’t believe people think 10% annualy is good return, we are literally getting it daily.
[+35] u/FatandBankrupt: This is a fucking joke. Im absolutely retarted but this is out of control.
[+33] u/abroadbroadband: I made so much money today, I made like $100
😊
[+31] u/slinkywheel: RDDT bagholders finally getting rewarded lol
[+31] u/Normal-Phase-1252: out of all the pumping stocks i bought the ones down 16%
[+28] u/d33p7r0ubl3: As soon as we hit 4pm Iran released news of launching missiles
[+28] u/DeHunter_54: Fuck u Dell holders. That should have been me
[+28] u/bobby_stackz: Spacex is gonna fucking rip because everyone here hates Elon that's my technical analysis
[+27] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: this has to be the most hated rally of all time
YTD QQQ chart is sickening lmao
[+27] u/Fhyzikz: I think the next big market will be fullconductors
[+27] u/WhatTheFuckinFUCK: https://preview.redd.it/u9me8968wx3h1.jpeg?width=1161&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce174b3fb77df0e78e3e45e4e04bb5ef49e4a4f9
[+25] u/YTLupo: Bears are now second class citizens
[+24] u/bearhunter429: #Tech stocks randomly popping 10-15% per day reminds me of 1999 LMAO🤌
[+24] u/kumako10: i did my first earnings options. im sweating bullets
[+24] u/abroadbroadband: Don't even worry about other people's bigly gainz
You're here, you're alive, you're trading
🫵 You're a winner in my book
[+23] u/toydan: *DELL TECHNOLOGIES INC OUTLOOK Q2 ADJ EPS $4.80 VS LSEG IBES ESTIMATE $2.98
*DELL TECHNOLOGIES INC OUTLOOK FY ADJ EPS $17.90 VS IBES ESTIMATE $13.09
massive beats holy shit
[+23] u/Samjabr: Michael Dell guide to investing:
1. Donate $6 Billion to children (and make administration look good)
2. Collect $50 billion in gains on the back end
[+22] u/IcyDiver3484: I would say I regret not buying Dell, but it never even crossed my mind to buy Dell
[+21] u/ComfortablePiglet842: https://preview.redd.it/qqi7o4quxx3h1.png?width=1408&format=png&auto=webp&s=d8156ce28400ead8eb63001e364984df88504cfa
[+21] u/tocinoman: If I'd had any money to spare for 0DTEs today, I would have been wrong all four times I said "I'd buy here."
[+21] u/weewoowewoooo: 10%-40% daily jumps are now the norm in this market. This shit is so fucked lmfaooooo
[+21] u/heikici: 45 f'ing % in One day on a 200B cap Company Is absolutely insane
[+21] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Get in on the fraud and manipulation boys .. plenty for everyone
[+20] u/Ozqi: I pussied out on buying DELL calls. I would’ve made 10x… every single opportunity is vanishing in front of my eyes. I can’t believe it.
[+20] u/uncsucks: Most rigged market in history
[+19] u/abroadbroadband: "My $8.9 billion Intel investment is now worth over $51 billion" is a hilarious thing to tweet
Dawg, YOU pumped that shit personally 😂
[+19] u/oilman99999: Pulled the trigger and sold some of my rklb gains for 95k profit. Boys, I am gonna buy my child dream car BMW E39!!🥹
[+19] u/vermilli21: Damn we got a deal today and new missiles firing at the same time
https://x.com/sentdefender/status/2060088122499616943
The Iranian Navy fired warning shots at four vessels earlier that attempted to cross the Strait of Hormuz, according to Iran’s state-run Iranian Labour News Agency (ILNA).
[+19] u/drytexterfinalboss: Dell at 370 is pure retarded LMAO 🤌
[+18] u/_TryingToBeRational_: HP and DELL pumping. What is this, 1999?
[+18] u/IcyDiver3484: Corsair fuckin flying again, where are the dudes saying it's boring lmao
[+18] u/sixtheperfectnumber: DELL mooning might be top signal. Sorry boys I don't make the rules
[+18] u/cheatlkeachamp: My dell calls are 80$ in the money OH MY GOD
[+17] u/Civil_Cheesecake2492: My mom called me cause her friend, the owner at a consignment shop, was asking if she should invest in "Space IPO".
[+17] u/Academic_Lock_1699: Can't wait for algos & retards to fuck up at the SpaceX IPO and buy the virgin space stock because of the ticker instead. Will get some calls before just for fun
[+17] u/Cav829: I think I would rather light my money on fire than buy $400+ Dell stock. I don't care if any of you can explain about how it justifies it.
[+17] u/SteakEater137: Taking your time to research a company’s financial health and determine the demand for it’s main product and it’s profitability? - flat or down the last few months
Throwing money at a stock on a whim because you’re guessing that people are going to be stupid enough to buy it? - profitable within minutes
[+17] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: LORD
I SEEN WHAT
YOU DO FOR OTHER BOLS
🙏🧎♂️➡️
[+16] u/D1finalboss: I made $5.00 today which means I made $4.55 with inflation
[+16] u/jerome-yellen: Mango literally told ppl to buy Dell, and yet most shorted it
[+16] u/Sweet-Efficiency6204: CRSR gonna fly tomorrow
[+16] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: Why the hell didn’t I buy those DELL calls, gawddamn.
[+16] u/drytexterfinalboss: Dell up 62% in one week 🤡
[+16] u/FGoobs: Bullish that the US and Iran are reaching a deal to start the process of reaching a deal 🤝🤝🤝
[+16] u/str8rippinfartz: turns out I should just be following Mango's stock advice
[+16] u/Firm_Variation6452: How do some of these regards turn like 4k into 1mil and I can’t even turn 50k to 100k 😭
[+16] u/RoyalFail6: DLLL is up 800% YTD - I hate my fat chungus life 😖
[+16] u/solid_snake1994: Damn. Missed out on generational wealth again
[+16] u/drankleanonce: bro i threw $1,500 into dell before close bc corruption pays off 😭
[+16] u/Adventurous_Garlic58: How big crsr? Fly how high?
[+15] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: What are the chances of Micron becoming a 5 trillion dollar company by tomorrow? 🧐
[+15] u/Regardium-Leviosa: This war was the best thing to ever happen to the stock market
[+15] u/mtnrnnr802: I’ve had an erection for two weeks straight
[+15] u/Pollutedpig: Virgin galactic ready for spacex take-off!
[+15] u/kiwoater: I sold DELL shares at $240 on May 15th
[+15] u/Star_Lord924: Holy fuck my Dell 385c actually hit 😂😂😂 and they expire NEXT friday. Fuck yeah ✌️
[+15] u/Personal-Boss-7111: Who has balls to buy stocks at these prices. Wtf.
[+14] u/wheels389: my yolo dell call turned out to be my best move all week, 30 second decision vs actually researching, wtf is this market
[+14] u/Ok-Nose29: You know the markets healthy when my portfolio is up 20% this year and I feel like I missed everything
[+14] u/yc80s: Did mango buy crsr wtf is that pump
[+14] u/bearhunter429: #They are going to make a movie about MU/SNDK/AMD pump. It will be called The Big Long LMAO🤌
[+14] u/drytexterfinalboss: Mango crime family added billions to their name yet again with Dell.
[+14] u/weewoowewoooo: I swear this market has given a thousand chances already to make a million dollars overnight in the past few months and none of them were from puts lmfao
[+14] u/bearhunter429: #Even after this massive rally most tech stocks are still dirt cheap LMAO🤌
[+14] u/GonnaBeWealthy: I managed to buy and hold the following tickers to worthless in May (and if I had June expiry I’d be up 10-20x)
MU
SNDK
CRSR
DELL
DRAM
NOK
[+14] u/ThomasFookingShelby2: I am the moron who sold snowflake calls before earnings and then fomo'd my portfolio into UiPath. AMA.
[+14] u/Illustrious-Low4128: Dell looks like it beat earnings twice lol
[+13] u/ChristianM97: 🥭 saying buy DELL and I didn’t listen 🥀
[+13] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Who got there rotisserie chicken ready for Costco earnings
[+13] u/Biostatistix: Does anyone even own a Dell computer anymore? This market is absolutely fixed.
[+13] u/Moepenmoes: Called my local lambo dealer to cancel my order and told him I'll probably buy the entire dealership instead
[+13] u/SteakEater137: BREAKING: Per Axios, The White House and Iran have reached a tentative framework on a deal to agree to disagree. This deal is awaiting approval from the the US and Iran.
Stocks rise and oil falls in anticipation of this deal being signed.
[+13] u/Alex_Trenholm: Thought SMCI was going to take a few months to get to $50. Might be $50 tomorrow at this pace
[+13] u/No_Bet_2764: corsair stuck there like a bitch.
[+13] u/Right_Traffic_4821: Owning Dell might actually make women like me again.
[+13] u/kazkeb: Deal so close to being done that Iran is just launching fireworks to celebrate
[+13] u/Cantthinkofacoolnam: First it was INTC
Now it’s DELL.
He owns NOW PLTR IBM NVDA TSLA
Do what you want with that information
[+13] u/Cav829: This time it's different. Unlike the .com era, we only have incredibly profitable companies like IBM, Microsoft, Dell, Qualcomm, Cisco, and Intel.
FUCK.
[+13] u/Exciting-Layer1963: Dell hitting 1k before MU would be comedy gold
[+13] u/benj760486: Did I buy calls, of Corsair did
[+13] u/Abe2025: Should I buy 1000 shares of corsair to makeup for the miss on dell?
[+13] u/bearhunter429: #After the dotcom crash in 2000, stocks started to recovery in the summer of 2001 but that's when bers did 9/11 and plunged us into recession LMAO🤌
[+13] u/Xzlk: For those that don’t know, CRSR makes money by buying overpriced RAM and selling it for more to unsuspecting PC builders getting absolutely price gauged. Similar to what we do here in the markets. This is WSBs company.
[+13] u/IcyDiver3484: I got viruses on my parents dell in highschool from jacking off to porn
[+13] u/drytexterfinalboss: Dell a day keeps the Epstein files away - 🥭
[+13] u/drytexterfinalboss: Dell was 120 in February, it's 440 now. DELL 😬🤡😹🤌
[+13] u/Gloomy_Necesary: Rddt is just getting started
[+12] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/Electrical_Maize3587 made a bet that DELL would go to 350.0 within **4 hours** when it was 325.42 and it did, congrats regard.
Their record is now 25 wins and 44 losses
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[+12] u/Kurdwadat: IRAN'S FARS: IRAN'S ARMED FORCES CARRIES OUT A MISSILE LAUNCH OPERATION FROM SOUTHERN REGIONS OF THE COUNTRY TOWARD SPECIFIED TARGETS
[+12] u/No-Improvement3164: How do companies run up 150% and still pop 30% on earnings?
[+12] u/zurijer: EVERYBODY LISTEN!!
At this point, we don’t even want a deal!
Let mango pump the fuck out of the market with this back and forth shit.
SPY 1000! EOY
[+12] u/FatandBankrupt: Active hot war ; oil 📉. This is fucking wack as fuck. I’ll be a bull and close my eyes and pick a random ticker and call that bitch at this point
[+12] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: There’s so many retards with a lot of money smh
[+12] u/daynightcase: every company by end of the year will be $1T company
[+12] u/Chokeslam2Hell: Manifesting NVDA +10% by next week
[+12] u/CerebrumMortuus: Ceasefire plan is 50% cease 50% fire
Details on website
[+12] u/JarrodH991: Puts on DELL this is stupid
[+12] u/RagingBearBull: Dell is randomly up 40%.
Now is the perfect time to buy
[+12] u/Xzlk: The year is 2026. CRSR acquires NVDA and MU. Half cash half stock.
[+12] u/KundaliniVibes: Literally haven’t seen a Dell product in 15 years
[+12] u/IcyDiver3484: Someone pls make a positive meme of 🥭 saying something Q related sitting in a Corsair Gaming chair so he reposts it on Truth and pumps it 500%
[+12] u/RoyalFail6: At least Dell is in the SP500, so we all made money still pepeCope
[+12] u/Turbulent-Warthog951: bro why are this stocks popping 20-40% im genuinely so confused
[+11] u/YTLupo: **THE BEARS ARE MAKING THEIR WAY BACK TOWARD THE HIGHWAY UNDERPASS TO HIBERNATE WITH DIRTY MIKE AND THE BOYS TONIGHT**
[+11] u/bearhunter429: #It's nice of Iran to wait until market closes to launch them rockets LMAO🤌
[+11] u/photosynthescythe: The stock market has ruined my relationship with money
[+11] u/purpleinme: The only reason I didn’t buy DELL calls is because it was already up 150% ytd. I did buy one single lotto put for fun haha. Fuck me.
[+11] u/SteakEater137: Pick random hardware company
Wait until they say AI or something
Watch them triple in price
Bonus points if they are unprofitable
[+11] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: jacked to the tits on GOOG calls ✅
refuse to pay for YT premium ✅
[+11] u/IcyDiver3484: Corsair about to be up a higher percentage than Dell, stop fading it nincompoops!
[+11] u/IcyDiver3484: If CRSR hits $50, everyone with calls buys a decommissioned Spirit jet n we start CORSAIRLINES for degenerate gamblers
[+11] u/bedgecheatures: These MM's are dumb. CRSR still below 1.5B market cap. If we all collectively use our retardation this shit can run up to $500+
[+11] u/Single_View_3645: At this point can we just turn CRSR into a rescue mission for our retards who have been holding since 2021
[+11] u/drytexterfinalboss: Dell is consolidating at 438 😹🤌🤡
[+11] u/JPowTheDayTrader: DELL 430C FDs were only 27 cents at close. You'd have turned 27 dollars to 600 dollars if the AH price of 436 holds tomorrow.
Imagine if you have a fairly good job giving you disposable income. If you bought 20 contracts for 540 cost basis, you'd have 14.5K tomorrow.
It's me, I am that regard with a fairly good job who failed to capitalize on this. FML.
[+11] u/Joonypoo: trump invested in $NOW btw
[+11] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Feels more and more like 1999 now.
[+11] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Im not first but i aint sellin shit we ride again tomorrow
[+11] u/Leather_Floor8725: AI retardmaxxing is the market meta. Full ported CBRS.
[+11] u/Willing-Angle-2203: I hope you degenerates take some profits and become happy, the crash will be legendary
[+11] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: Well it's avacaduh toast for me gents. if I bought more SMCI and DELL calls I could maybe afford a latte too 🫠
[+11] u/WSB-mods-are-: Why doesn’t Grok, the fattest and dumbest AI, simply eat the others?
[+11] u/Snoo_4496: bought 2 contracts expiring June for Dell just before earnings wtf
[+11] u/upvz: anyone remember when michael dells wife went viral for her uhhh... unique look.
[+11] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: I need to stop gambling holy fack
[+10] u/winnerchamp: if you ever think you’re having a bad day, just know i sold dell a few months ago at $120
[+10] u/Dedicated_idiot: Anyone knows what trump is buying? I’d like to buy whatever he has.
[+10] u/No_Height2939: From now on if trump mentions a specific ticker or sector like the drone investment im actually full porting
[+10] u/ClassroomNo2899: Every public company in America. 1 trillion dollar company by open tomorrow. At this point why not.
[+10] u/jerome-yellen: When you short the top and it keeps topping
[+10] u/Thoughts_For_Food_: Holding onto ASTS with 💎👏
[+10] u/Medium_Proof7304: SMCI gonna have a good day tomorrow
[+10] u/FoundationRegular661: Guess who has DELL puts
[+10] u/vermilli21: Holy hell DELL still going
[+10] u/Character_Hand9062: There’s literally nothing left to pump
[+10] u/ArticleTerrible7621: DELL call holders buying a lambo tmrw
[+10] u/ChipWong82: Didn’t buy Dell, but congrats to everyone who did.
[+10] u/InspectorDabbit_: The 400c for Dell closed at .98 and will likely open at 45.00+
BONKERS
Imagine turning $100 into $4500 in one night, without involving knee pads
[+10] u/J_da_CPA: Just buy any computer company from the 90s
[+10] u/LaserBeamer17: Lmfao CRSR you call that a pump?! DELL was able to achieve that percentage in 5 seconds! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!!
[+10] u/GuwopGOAT: Corsair, Nokia, BlackBerry, Dell
Are pumping. In 2026
[+10] u/eyerollingsex: Bro, who is buying dell computers
[+10] u/CUbuffGuy: Every day I’m making a salary of money.. this can not continue.
[+10] u/Thebaxxxx: Dell is a pump and dump change my mind
[+10] u/No-Improvement3164: This shit is going to make me full port the wrong stock and I’ll lose everything
[+10] u/bearhunter429: #Boomer stocks from the 1999 dotcom bubble are pumping again: Intel, Cisco, Dell, HP LMAO🤌
[+10] u/Dramatic-Morning-100: IBM, Dell, Xerox, Ford, Cat -- What f'n century are we in here?
[+10] u/zg44: DELL up 40% after earnings... this just never ends lol.
[+10] u/Space_Miner6: Im only poor because I let Bers convince me to sell.
[+10] u/Biostatistix: Anyone consider all these stocks blowing up (NVDA, AMD, MU) etc may make all the long-term employees retire? If I had spent the last 10 years grinding at NVDA and was now sitting on 20m+ in stock, I’d be outta there first chance I got.
[+10] u/ez399017: This has been the most absurd trading month I’ve ever seen. Absolutely beautiful
[+10] u/IISlipperyII: Dell is the pivot where everyone starts bidding up anything AI related to 300 PE, and the bears can finally get their 50% downturn they have been waiting for (after going up 500%)
[+10] u/LaserBeamer17: 7k could have turned into 250k on DELL 400c
[+10] u/Asleep-Strike4978: This marker rewards regards and greedy trade. People like me who overthinks and have paper hands are the real losers
[+10] u/opiewann: Tell me you haven’t been sitting in cash waiting for ‘the dip’ lol
[+10] u/bearhunter429: #In 1999 Nasdaq rose 85% in one year. This year it's only up 20% so far. We are still far from reaching top. LMAO🤌
[+10] u/bearhunter429: #All the dotcom era stocks are making a comeback. Up next is Yahoo, Netscape and AOL LMAO🤌
[+10] u/widerdog: what in the ever loving fuck was that
[+10] u/ArticleTerrible7621: DELL 20% pump on insane numbers, bears will still keep calling the top
[+10] u/Xzlk: Hyperscaler is building a data center in a small town of my state. Paid the guy $85,000 an acre, hired a consulting company to attend the community town hall to ease the protests. Anywho, broke ground today.
Whole process is blank check type shit. $15B to get it done in a year.
Edit: Point being. Market is trying to price in a tale of two stories. On one hand, you have the picks and shovels which are all doubling their prices because the hyperscalers don’t give a fuck what the price is. Hence all reporting insane numbers and forecasts. On the other hand, the hypersclaers are forking over a lot of cash but the markets bullish on AI, so they have to pump to. This keeps going until sentiment changes. You could create a thesis on one side breaking before the other and probably make some dough.
[+10] u/sadlittlewaffle: Just below a WSB post on my home page some dude said he got his wife pregnant on purpose so he could drink her titty milk again. Calls on RDDT
[+10] u/EarthsYawner: Imagine how rich Michael Burry would be if he just took the advice of this subreddit and went long on semiconductor and memory companies
[+10] u/jeffynihao: SMCI back in full pump
[+10] u/unnamed-user-na: CRSR running again :0
[+9] u/Artistic_Chicken_557: What a great day even my shittiest stock, NVDA, was green
Maybe some day they will get it together and be profitable
[+9] u/Far-Requirement9180: Nobody wanted DELL at 100. Everybody want it at 400 Lmaooooooo
[+9] u/svpa3991: Seeing way too many 30% days from stocks recently lmao
[+9] u/purpleinme: Didn’t know what to do so bought a DELL put. Prob $700 waste lol.
Edit: yep lol
[+9] u/permabol: Crazy run for LUNR today
[+9] u/IcyDiver3484: I bought more Corsair Gaming today lmao. That flat after such a pump last night is so bullish
[+9] u/Icommandyou: Well he told us to get DELL, this is also on me tbh
[+9] u/glizzygravy: The poors are making too much money in the market. Switch all moves to AH!
[+9] u/ChipWong82: Remember when he said “everything’s computer”
[+9] u/Dongkey_kong: I am using leverage to purchase leveraged ETFs. Shits fun until it ain’t
[+9] u/Moepenmoes: From now on I'm going to assume that any semis, AI or space stock under 1000$ is a bargain
[+9] u/-user222: my cheap ass bought 400C 0dte for Dell because all the other calls were too expensive
[+9] u/Jadeclone1: When trump tells you to buy something, you close your eyes and full port buy calls. Just look at intel and now dell.
[+9] u/NonBalisticSniper: GG, about to get liquidated. I had a good run
[+9] u/LOTTO1004: I should have bought that DELL 400C.....
[+9] u/Nice_Selection8747: The regret of not buying Dell is very real for me right now
[+9] u/wolololord: Dismantling my pc as we speak to find the next 100 bagger
[+9] u/Ozqi: I’ll be ending my life now, I told myself “nah IV is too high for DELL 0DTE calls”
I just lost the easiest opportunity for generational wealth.
[+9] u/GuwopGOAT: I somehow am green on every single meme stonk and am up $18k after hours
[+9] u/Specific-Path3179: My tummy hurts when I think of all the money I've lost listening to bears
[+9] u/TheMallard1: Step 1: Be a CEO.... Step 2: ???.... Step 3: Be friends with POTUS and get super profit!!!
[+9] u/Muellerscam123: I’m up 50% this month, I had a buddy tell me I was dumb for not investing in VOO “like Warren Buffet”😂 gay bears
[+9] u/ResiIient: If RDDT goes above 175 it’s going straight to ATH and above 280 🚀
[+9] u/purpleinme: I’m starting to think my DELL $300p might be toast
[+9] u/TargetDreams: This is the most money I’ve ever made in one day
[+9] u/IcyDiver3484: Everyone who's saying Corsair is boring must have just bought 2 hours ago, and isn't a veteran like me who has owned calls of it for 26 hours now! It's very exciting!
[+9] u/PatientBaker7172: Sad day, I didn’t full port NBIS, only 88.71%.
I’m leotarded
[+9] u/oldprecision: I don't know when this is going to end, but the ending will be epic.
[+9] u/br0botic: DELL has gone +250% in 3 months. Nice, perfectly rational move based on fundamentals. Based efficient market
[+9] u/PropheticMurmurs: $CRSR to $15 by next week easy.
[+9] u/UnivalveX: from -1% premarket to +1% close. bers really have it hard not gonna try sugarcoat this one man
[+9] u/UsernameTaken_123: How is SMCI up 17% since open lmao
[+9] u/JoeyFreshagua: One of the keys to making money in the market is buying strength. You can't be afraid of green. It means big money is accumulating, and they know a lot more than you. Stocks stay in trends for extended periods of time. Buy low, sell high and DCAing are memes. Buy high sell higher, and pyramid into winning positions. Buy breakouts. Buy at ATH when there is no historical resistance or supply overhead. If you are paranoid, just set stop losses and take an early but small loss.
[+9] u/SoloOutdoor: 40% pumps on single companies with futures flat. Yeah this shit is COOKED
[+9] u/Star_Lord924: DELL. Thank you. MU came up short on me of what my goal was but this earnings (as long as it holds)...allows me to set my parents up with an awesome anniversary card loaded with cash for their 44th anniversary and also taking my daughters on a much needed vacation for the whole week of fathers day now. God i needed this
[+9] u/drytexterfinalboss: Dell 80% in one week. Totally normal
[+9] u/Coda70: How would you feel if 3 days ago you closed $96k in dell calls that have been itm since stock was $125? That’s me
[+8] u/UnholyTrigon: Mango literally told people to buy Dell and these Bears bought puts
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: This sub will be a millionaires club EoY at this rate
[+8] u/studybreak15: MSFT actually held its gains today - amazing
[+8] u/big_chestnut: IBM will squeeze to $800, I feel it in my bones.
[+8] u/EnginrA: Anthropic > OpenAI literally
[+8] u/OrangMiskin: Feeling retard for not buying DELL, it was obvious
[+8] u/crispycreasy: CRSR to the moon tomorrow fellas all in on calls
[+8] u/Bravadette: 🥭 made 3700 trades just this year (Q1**)💀
And folks unironically use the word "overtrading"
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #We have a shortage of GPUs, CPUs, memory and storage. Soon a gaming laptop will cost $5000 LMAO🤌
[+8] u/emporium4648: I feel disgusted. Never shorting anything in my life.
[+8] u/AdOk3638: 🥭literally telling you what stock to buy, and u still buying poots? R u stupit bers?!?! LMAO🤌
[+8] u/GreenGameboyColor: Costco next 1T company
[+8] u/Money_Term8366: LUNR only +13% today, equivalent of a red day for other tickers
[+8] u/Crazy_Zombie8222: The CRSR trade is still on. It may not move as fast, but it’s going to be a top performer for a while.
[+8] u/yushey__: MDB bounced 60% in 10 mins lmfaooooo
[+8] u/Tuanie1savagee: Spy opens at 770 tmr and I'll have a 6 figure account 😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨
[+8] u/Madsen13140: Cash gang where ya at
[+8] u/MrsEveryShot: Concepts of a ceasefire
[+8] u/DufflebagJoe: LUNR mooning after losing the NASA contract lmao.
[+8] u/Academic_Lock_1699: The guy with the virgin space stock DD ticker confusion nailed it 🤣
[+8] u/zlordbeats: i haven’t had a single 20% day yet since i rejoined in may
feels like im literally sitting in a cuck chair or watching everyone else have fun outside through a window squidward meme
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #Today I sold my AMD for a good profit but then regretted it so bought it again LMAO🤌
[+8] u/Dude_HaHa: Guys, just take all the loans you can. Ask friends and family for cashapp funds. Sell your house and car. Just buy stocks. We have the greatest stock market in the world.
If you don't buy, you will always remain poor. You will die in poverty. Nothing else matters. Donate plasma, donate whatever else that can make you money and buy stocks. Buy some calls too, for huge gains. Drive Uber in your spare time and buy stcoks with the proceeds.
[+8] u/pinghing: Dell absolutely fucking stratospheric righh now
[+8] u/le_pedal: Dude dell is trash, WTF lol
[+8] u/VenomBite214: Dell + SMCI... poor bers. The short squeeze is about to start on SMCI. thanks dell. Love you both
[+8] u/Samjabr: So many dumbasses here can't seem to grasp a simple concept:
People looking at their 401ks and IRAs up 6-digits in the past year aren't worried that it's an extra $20 a month for gas.
Will that paper wealth evaporate. Probably. But for now, they feel rich, so they spend like maniacs - Cruises on ships the size of cities, $150,000 "Family" SUVs, 3rd & 4th vacation homes, etc.
[+8] u/Saved_by_the_Bull: DELL holders fear NOTHING
...except eye contact with a female.
[+8] u/Ltiform: Days like today i can make 12k in realized gains but still be mad i didn't make 120k on Dell calls.
WSB brain worms
[+8] u/cowboycookie1337: Holy fuck I took a nap and DELL is up 30% congrats to whoever has calls
[+8] u/Actual_Difference617: Does anybody else feel like we are entering pure absurdism era? Like it feels like tech bros lost the plot completely. Even if AI got pretty good, would it guarantee economic success?
[+8] u/StockB0Y: 88 dollars a barrel feels pretty low considering NOTHING has changed
[+8] u/Dakhnas: yeah right, how TF DELL +30% aftermarket is even legal...
[+8] u/solidsneeze: DELL not even in the QQQ 🤷♂️
[+8] u/justlosinmoney: Dude why didn’t you degens talk about dell more holy shit
[+8] u/purpleinme: I don’t think I’ve ever seen a company that had a high market cap go up this much after earnings.
[+8] u/sanmar2225: #smells like Super Micro Lamborghinis in here
[+8] u/weewoowewoooo: DELL is projecting $169 billion in revenue and they only had a $200 billion market cap? Why were they valued so low lmfao
[+8] u/SocraticGoats: Lol, dell is about to go past its highest options strike 😂
[+8] u/Single_View_3645: Fuck it. CRSR to $50
[+8] u/J_da_CPA: How tf is dell moving 40% 🤯
[+8] u/TonyStarks81: CRSR slapping me around for taking profits today. lol.
[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: Seeing Dell up that much when my work Dell is the biggest heap of shit I’ve ever had the misfortune of logging into irks me bro
[+8] u/PropheticMurmurs: What are your moves tomorrow?
Quadrupling down on $CRSR $15 calls, of course.
[+8] u/GamblingMikkee: Sold 35% of my DELL position before close today. FUCK m
[+8] u/onerandomcomputerguy: I held my CRSR calls that were already up 100% 😳
[+8] u/GuwopGOAT: Barron up 500m easy on Dell FDs
[+8] u/powerboner: What a bad time to be broke and watch everyone else make money like a CUCK!!!
[+8] u/powerboner: Dell 370 calls were 300 at close and are simulated at 7500 right niw LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[+8] u/Mindless-Program-540: To think I looked at dell $400 calls for this week this morning and said nah im not going to play earnings again.. 4k per call now and it was $75
[+8] u/drkgla: The funniest thing is you can buy shit that has run up 20% only to watch it run up another 20% immediately and you can tell people with a straight face ackshually its not a bubble LMAOOO
[+8] u/xlmtothemoon: i went to best buy today. i bought a dell with amazing corsair ram in it. i called my friend on my nokia and said im excited. drove my ford home and checked the news. michael saylor lost 6b dollars today. what a crazy year 2000 is turning out to be.
[+8] u/-IQ200: Saw CRSR mentioned a few times. Blind sending it tomorrow, I will upgrade my 32gb to 128gb if we hit the $20 gap fill lmao.
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #Bers win so rarely that when they do they make movies and documentaries about it (the Big Short) LMAO🤌
[+8] u/isolated-cat: literally 2 million volume on Dell after hours to pump it this high. guess it IS quite easy to send a stock up 40% in a couple hours when no one is selling
[+8] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Dell was the blow off the top for the market. Oracle did the same shit
[+8] u/energycrystal7: Dell pumps while I'm getting ass fucked by broadcom. God damnit
[+8] u/retardmaxxxxing: Is orcl the next shit to pop? ..
[+8] u/stupidber: Why doesn’t Ross, the largest friend, simply not eat the other Friends?
[+8] u/cryptohorn: There is gonna be one massive hangover when this shyt doesn’t work out
[+8] u/WildDeer7970: Whats 50k to a mfker like me would you please remind me
[+8] u/TheRealJohnOptions: Ya know. I’ve been really starting to come around on this whole corruption stuff lately
[+8] u/kJay027: Virgin galactic up 25% after hours
[+8] u/PositiveEdge4361: We’re waiting for an official confirmation of the ceasefire while 🥭 posts about the color of the reflecting pool fucking unreal
[+8] u/TickTockTaudit: I’m thinking I’ll go to the Philippines for a year, 2028
[+8] u/financiallythriving: Bears are in the living room in the dark with lit candles performing rituals to summon demons to start a market crash
[+8] u/Alarmed_House23: If only I bought every stock I was doubting I'd own a yacht by now
[+8] u/ArticleTerrible7621: Dell to $500 at this rate
[+8] u/Ronin_NYC: Dell might make me very happy
https://preview.redd.it/i7l9kdnnty3h1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b55f7b20399a8a0385e75edf48b3b0c2a1db5928
Dell YOLO calls on tomorrows open
[+8] u/kemar7856: What on earth dell 44% up
[+8] u/zg44: HPE up 20% after Dell's earnings.
This is the wildest market in 27 years.
[+8] u/WrexyWrex: 52wk low" performance
$MU +900%
$SNDK +4400%
[+8] u/violet_evergarden8: I AM SAVING 6 MONTHS OF SALARY FOR SPACEX. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+8] u/WrexyWrex: Palantir trying to displace in-house data analytics software at Defense Intelligence Agency by suing the government—same technique pioneered by SpaceX in early 00s.
[https://www.axios.com/2026/05/21/palantir-pentagon-dia-contract-suit](https://www.axios.com/2026/05/21/palantir-pentagon-dia-contract-suit)
[+8] u/whereistherosin: Dude, you're getting a DELL
[+8] u/AmazingPrune2: Get nvda calls while its cheap
[+8] u/SlumdogMillionaire26: $QBTS & $RGTI are going to rip again tomorrow. In deep on both and today was a very exciting day to check my Schwab. Take a swing or you’ll never hit!
[+8] u/ElTorteTooga: *CBOE has received SEC approval to launch extended trading hours for options.*
They aren’t doing this for the benefit of retail
[+8] u/JimmyBraddock: I have no clue what $QTEX does and I own $11,000 of it. Ben Graham was a fraud
[+8] u/Abe2025: Fcking really Dell? REALLY?
[+8] u/mtnrnnr802: HOOD back to 150 when?
[+8] u/zurijer: SAAS COMEBACK INITIATING IN JUNE
[+8] u/kenathen: so many companies market cap up 3x in the past 3 months
[+8] u/ThaddeusJP: (opens retirement account from work)
(sees shitty target date fund with a price that hasnt moved in a month)
Me: "this is the responsible thing to do"
(sees people here make more in a day than the entire value of said account)
Me: (sigh)
[+8] u/GoProVI: It’s absolutely fkin ridiculous that our market is so manipulated and we can do nothing about it. But if it was me doing this shit I’d be locked so far behind a jail cell…
[+8] u/spluff94: imagine losing money in this market
[+8] u/kim82352: > BREAKING: Preliminary reports from Iranian media indicate that Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) anti-ship missiles were directed at United States warships.
[+8] u/solidsneeze: your sex robot will look like Michael Dell's wife 💋
[+8] u/IcyDiver3484: DRAM and CORSAIR look so bullish....
[+8] u/mikeytho1: If anyone needed any further evidence that the market can stay retarded longer than any of us can stay solvent, fucking *Dell* is up 100% over the last 5 weeks lmfao.
No position, just an observation.
[+8] u/Ok-Nose29: Dell did $95 billion in total revenue all last year and just gained $100 billion in value in 1 hour
[+8] u/unbenchhench: oh my fucking god my first 6 fig trade
[+8] u/drytexterfinalboss: Bear bros when does this nightmare end 🤔
[+8] u/oldbeancam: 30% moves are the new norm. Any stock that goes up *only* 15% in the day might as well be red.
[+8] u/Majick1216: It hurts to see the market go up everyday as a young person with no income to invest 🥲
[+8] u/big-mo: Pure euphoria. This shit is wild
[+8] u/Sick0h: Spend months researching, doing in depth analysis, back testing, listening to earnings….all with the goal to beat S&P average of 10% a year by doing a slight tilt that is different from the overall index.
OR
Read a post about how people can’t read and comprehend what the SpaceX ticker will be so it’ll get pumped, which then itself is a self fulfilling prophecy and rewards 3 years of average gains within a few hours time.
[+8] u/Chemical-Coconut-203: Those are friendship missiles, signifying peace and prosperity for all humankind. It's fine.
[+7] u/Effective-Warthog552: Deployed my remaining cash today so it should drop
[+7] u/Zealousideal_Wall627: Dell earnings look like that and smci still trading at a 20 p/e with 70% yoy growth. Easiest play coming up.
[+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
---
/u/Short-Dependent7676 made a bet that DELL would go to 340.0 within **1 hour** when it was 329.41 and it did, congrats regard.
Their record is now 32 wins and 39 losses
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[+7] u/spleraelux: Went into DELL right before close
[+7] u/actually_Sir: So uh, is the USD just worthless now or smthin
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #They added AI to seeking alpha and it looks like shit LMAO🤌
[+7] u/veryveryuniquename5: love watching bers be reduced to atoms LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/Possible-Material693: Cramer said MSFT was a sell yesterday. Up 3% today 😂. Inverse Cramer still working I guess
[+7] u/AdOk3638: If my kids ever mention they want to be a ber when they grow up, I’m disowning them. LMAO🤌
[+7] u/InevitableAd2436: Well Trump did say to buy Dell.
I didn’t listen
[+7] u/Haikoe: 25% of corsairs outstanding stock was traded today 😂😂
[+7] u/omegahustle: who else fell for the PATH dd lmao
[+7] u/running_to_empty: The stonk market is free money! You gotta be a serious regard not to be in the AI trade.
Risk in the stock market? Nah, only if you buy a clothing brand.
[+7] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Im surprised by PATH. An AI related stock that actually manages to not moon. I guess it has to do with the fact it is actually profitable
[+7] u/daytrader7222: Finally SAAS are going back up. Its about time.
[+7] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Fine I’ll buy more virgin space 🙄
[+7] u/Deadsea3132: Uhh who the fuck still uses mongo DB? Lmao
[+7] u/BleakyBluster: Ewugh
My best friend works at DELL and now I’m gonna have to deal with him retiring like 20 years before me…
Happy for him, super sad for me
[+7] u/InitialPsychology731: Pretty much every company beat earmings this season huh
[+7] u/Warm_Tzatziki: I am so fucking salty I will transform into a Doritos tonight
[+7] u/stonetrade: Screw this market you guys I’m going home
[+7] u/spluff94: just a regular +27% after earnings guys, nothing abnormal
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: Apparently when 🥭 said to buy Dell I should have done that.
[+7] u/TheNicestRedditor: Ok but seriously how is every ticker I buy red every day and the markets shitting out shrek cocks left and right
[+7] u/ChipWong82: Alright Donnie, its time mention intel again.
[+7] u/Warm_Tzatziki: Can dell do an mdb
Just for me to feel good for not buying before ER
[+7] u/SvV_Ying: If you see an Axios reporter please say thank you for all these gains
[+7] u/Fuck_boy3456: Why did nobody tell me to buy Dell? SMH.
[+7] u/FrostySoftPressure: Lol, I can only imagine how much money 🥭 printed on DELL calls
[+7] u/PrthReddits: I bought mdb instead of Dell yayyy
[+7] u/NotRllytho: Everything is computer
[+7] u/GuwopGOAT: I’ve started doing farmers carries 3x a week, those spacex bags are gonna be HEAVY and I don’t wanna get tendinitis
[+7] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Smci was the easiest most fraudulent buy ever my boys
[+7] u/Bochyat_Jaa: At this rate this fucker’s gonna open at 500
[+7] u/Odd-Block-2998: Here we go to "richest man is Michael Dell" timeline.
[+7] u/stonksf: Dell 40% is insane lol
[+7] u/Educational-Bee1908: Let’s see what happens at open tomorrow morning. No shit is worth +50% in one evening
[+7] u/IcyDiver3484: Corsair loves that 5pm- midnight pump I see
[+7] u/drytexterfinalboss: Dell reported net gaap income of 3.5B, and added 80B to market cap today 🤔🤡
[+7] u/octopus_serenader: a man came up to me, saying "sir", he was crying actually, sobbing, and he says he says "sir, thank you for mentioning Dell" and i said "there's no crying in the casino" and he says "this isn't a casino, you bankrupted it, it was demolished and this is a row of townhouses now" so i had the shecret shervish tackle him and drag him off to god knows where i don't know but anyways i don't like cryers
[+7] u/drkgla: Who knew Dell would pay me back for that crappy laptop I had in college
[+7] u/SuperNewk: Anyone doubting the bull market now?
[+7] u/userguide22: Didn’t see anyone mention yesterday’s top gainer UMAC +58%… still 🚀in AH
[+7] u/RockCultural4075: KEEP PUMPING CORSAIR
[+7] u/kenathen: so much $ in the market . this is unstoppable
[+7] u/iamsplitter: Counting my money from these $DELL yolos tomorrow 😏
[+7] u/crazyfool319: Virgin Galactic is now over the 500m market cap threshold but comments with the ticker symbol are still getting auto-deleted. I wonder when the WSB system refreshes
[+7] u/VariationAgreeable29: Remember like 3 years ago we all kept saying wen lambo — ummmm now would be the answer if you’ve been halfway doing this right
[+7] u/EnvironmentalAir8771: Had snow calls yesterday and dell today for earning ,im either the next waren buffet or just regarded af
[+7] u/Ble_h: I have no fucking clue what’s going to happen tomorrow. DELL may crash the market or send it to the moon.
[+7] u/Moldy_Birdie: DO NOT SHORT DELL WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE
^ something someone gay would say
[+7] u/necarpenter417: 0dtes have fucked me for the last time
[+7] u/nordik1: imagine working a job when you can just tail insiders in an infinite money glitch market
[+7] u/mysuruhuduga: Bulls in complete control
Bears headed for depression walk
[+7] u/SmoresPies: I didn't know SPCEX IPO'd WTF at $4 a share too!! holy fuck.
[+7] u/Micheal_Hancho: MSFT is on the verge of a breakout here people, for realz this time!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+7] u/riteofpass: Holy fuck drones flying AH again. Man I should’ve bought UMAC
[+7] u/zlordbeats: actually bro i think the sec should investigate 🥭 admin bruh cuz wtf up with dell
but they wont do shit cuz they are all in cahoots
[+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/IndependentUsual7444 made a bet that QQQ would go to 2.0 within **2 days** when it was 730.592 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 9 wins and 26 losses
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[+7] u/PulIthEld: the stock market is the best video game i ever played
[+7] u/Big_Red_Dogs: These algos are straight shorting out on path
[+7] u/DrestinBlack: SMCI getting a boost from DELL earnings works for me.
Maybe Charles will retiree soon
[+7] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: BREAKING NEWS(FARS AGENCY): MISSILES FIRED BY IRAN
[+7] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: I'm stuck in the midwit zone watching chuds and nerds print
[+7] u/zlordbeats: it’s almost comical how i trade, i wait for a dip buy it , it keeps dipping , i get pissed 😡
[+7] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: Goddamn some of them rddt 1dte calls went like +2000%. Fuck me
[+7] u/sadlittlewaffle: What this sub has taught me is to push your calls farther back then you think since you tards always have your calls expire then the stock shoots up
[+7] u/zeebee098: Going to a wedding in a month and I’m so excited for the wedding cake
[+7] u/RJNavarrete: Honestly, starting with a small account is so frustrating. You see a huge % increase but the dollar amount barely moves. Thankfully, I've been putting money into my investment account with each paycheck, so the gains have begun to compound meaningfully.
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: I always buy at ATH because I expect those to continue infinitely upwards
[+7] u/Mission_Ad_6234: I thought dell was so obvious so I inversed my self. Just needed to inverse my inverse
[+7] u/Warm_Tzatziki: God damn dell. I almost bought it today but was like no way it will go up after such run
I keep doing that all time. Fml
[+7] u/xXFoxyGrandpaXx: At this point just throw a dart at the wall and hold
[+7] u/pineapplekiwipen: market is going up very efficiently thereby validating the efficient market hypothesis
[+7] u/ChreeKnowsBest: I literally said to my friend this morning “yeah Dell will probably run to 500 now or some shit”
I was half serious. And I didn’t mean within days. WTF
[+7] u/quantumlyregarded: DOUBLE SECRET CEASEFIRE
[+7] u/jaydacosta: Follow the corruption and you’ll print money. It’s all in front of our faces man
[+7] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: Markets are never going to go down again lmao
[+7] u/SigTauDan: Holding Nvidia like a cuck rn
[+7] u/FrostySoftPressure: Just imagine SPY 1000, there’s an actual real possibility for that next few months
[+7] u/vermilli21: Did MDB say the N word or something on the call?
[+7] u/emporium4648: Dell 5000 dollars by open.
[+7] u/PropheticMurmurs: $CRSR is not over, it’s just getting started.
See you at $15.
[+7] u/kenathen: single digit pump is considered bearish these day
[+7] u/JayRoo83: I got pissed off at work today and applied to a bunch of roles to blow off steam
Now to sit back and watch all the rejections come in over the next month to give me a reality check
[+7] u/Pale-Silver-8178: 10k in grindr 2 years ago is $13400 now.
10k in ETH 2 years ago is $5400 now lol.
[+7] u/IcyDiver3484: Is this all bot trolling. Isn't it exciting it held after such a gigapump? I expected it to dump to shit. It has potential like crazy
[+7] u/Snoo23417: Sure would be nice if some of my stocks pumped instead of everything I don't own.
[+6] u/Randy_Online: I knew you had it in you, HOOD.
[+6] u/ConcentrateSea5895: god bless the stockmarkek
[+6] u/plumpypenguin: everyone busy pumping RKLB and ASTS when Virgin Galactic is outmogging both of them lmao
[+6] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Faded asf for my bday in Las Vegas just made 10k of the slot😆
[+6] u/photosynthescythe: Made 14k from the space company in 20 minutes. Yeah I’m a pussy and maybe I could’ve made more by staying in but 14k is more than enough to make my day
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #MAG7: SNDK, MU, AMD, DELL, INTC, ARM LMAO🤌
[+6] u/emporium4648: Iran news no longer matters. It is fully disregarded. Oil 1000 dollars doesnt matter either.
[+6] u/PositiveEdge4361: I don’t understand why bers are still adamant and don’t just join in on the fun
[+6] u/Dude_HaHa: # PLEASE POST THE HOTLINE, I BEG YOU.😠
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: # why even buy calls when you can make 30% from Dell shares.
# 🥭 taco told you to buy it and you still went MSFT or META. You did this! LMAO 🤌
(I also didn't buy it, I chose stupid HP calls, fml)
[+6] u/CaseLongjumping8537: Watching virgin galactic go boom 😂
[+6] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Daaaaaaaamnit!
I'm just wanting to see my portfolio hit $1M, and today it closed at $999,880.86!!!
So FUCKING close, but no cigar!
[+6] u/kojima_you_genius: I bought one share of Dell yesterday 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
[+6] u/Crazy_Zombie8222: CRSR picking up pace!
[+6] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: bought DLLL 1 minute before market closed... retard luck
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: 🥭 bought intc and dell and they both pump, Jesus what is he buying next??
[+6] u/purpleinme: lol DELL up 200% this year. Wild.
[+6] u/3brcuse: algos being cringe af with PATH
[+6] u/AfroMech: ASTS to $160 by EoD tomorrow.
[+6] u/Zuko2001: Should have bought DELL instead of PATH 🤡I’m absolutely cooked unless they can pull the craziest guidance out of their ass during the report
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #God created the whole world and 8 billion people on it just so that they can drive really slowly in front of me to annoy me. When I die, the earth's population will drop to 1 billion since most humans won't be needed anymore. LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Abe2025: Theres a reason why trumps number one position I his port is Dell. The sign was right there and he obviously has intel on everything. I should have bought
[+6] u/EnginrA: DELL and MDB giving me FOMO
[+6] u/bigmeatbag: Iran says it's 🚀 time, no not a market pump, literal 🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: Me buying is a top indicator for any stock
[+6] u/plumpypenguin: all those people that clowned on that guy for dumping $85k into Virgin Galactic are real quiet lately lol
[+6] u/Dongkey_kong: What’s the chances MU has another 20% day?
[+6] u/BlackKnightsOptions: I guess they can print oil digitally
[+6] u/Overall_Option_8883: That other space ticker is running AH now over $5
[+6] u/3boobsarenice: RCAT sub \*checks notes\* just broke even from 2025, thinks they invented fire.
[+6] u/yoursupportivedad: ITS ALL COMPUTER !!!!! :D
[+6] u/No_Fix7843: Yea dell is going to $1000
[+6] u/micj_24: Post-earnings movement nowadays, either +20% or -/+1%, no middle ground
[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: How is nvda not $500 ? Lol
[+6] u/isolated-cat: Dell gonna do. 100% in a day or what. why did I think selling calls on it was a good idea
[+6] u/CD274: Dell stop I already sold you
[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: What hasn't ran 500% yet...I need some ideas
[+6] u/veryveryuniquename5: bers dont get upset when u see amd pump huge tmrw LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/harryburton420: my dell calls are gonna print so hard i’m taking a vacation day tomorrow
[+6] u/Gandalfthebran: Getting rich with my 2 shares of orcl 😎
[+6] u/NotMe357: Holy fuck dell. I should have bought it when TACO says "Dell is good, go and buy it".
When its about a stock. Most of the time TACO wouldn't lie lol
[+6] u/callsonreddit: Sold half my DELL shares at +13% 😭
[+6] u/nordik1: if you want to see a live look at bers gains just turn the Dell chart upside down
[+6] u/GonnaBeWealthy: I lost $1000 on a DELL weekly after the 🥭 tweet. If that was a monthly I would have 50x’d…
[+6] u/CPA-hole: Calls are printing
Gonna make it rain $250s
[+6] u/oldprecision: Instead of DELL i got CRWV, such a regard.
[+6] u/RandyMarshFund: Virgin Galactic flying non sense (keep going)
[+6] u/AdOk3638: Imagine being a gae ber in 2026, retardmaxxing. LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: damn DELL really lit up the AI trade again
[+6] u/Minimum-Opposite-843: Total manipulation on MDB
[+6] u/ActPowerful7001: How do you get unbanned off hinge or bumble. Free me
[+6] u/Expensive_Froyo7229: SMCI is an AMERICAN COMPANY
[+6] u/Seymour_asis501: I got the Patrick Bateman haircut and have never felt better
[+6] u/Micheal_Hancho: That was one **DELL** of an earnings report 😏
I think these **DRAM**atic past few months will be one of the greatest bull runs in recent **MEMORY** 😏
Grab some **CHIPS** and get comfy, cause once we make peace with **IREN** we are gonna see this market launch into **SPACE X 😏**
[+6] u/SpyBagholder: DELL up 40% seems normal
[+6] u/Tigulla_SRT24: Will DELL stop pumping…omg making me puke as i got puts
[+6] u/KundaliniVibes: Why not make it an even 100% Dell?
[+6] u/TickTockTaudit: DELL is only 0.38% of SPY
[+6] u/Gold_Stand_9596: Rolled my snowflake into dell
Puts thats it
[+6] u/IcyDiver3484: if CRSR actually hits, let's say 30, by my expiration date June 18th, I'll get a tattoo of a gaming chair with a hundred dollar bill behind it shaded super ghettoly
[+6] u/Firm_Variation6452: So glad I held my corsair calls and shares
[+6] u/spellbadgrammargood: Call the local oncologist.. I'm going to reinstall League of Legends.
[+6] u/KundaliniVibes: Nokia, BlackBerry, Dell, Intel, Hewlett Packard… wheres Atari?
[+6] u/Rugpullnsfw: This market it HOT AF
[+6] u/eyerollingsex: AI valuations are crazy because what if
I use your AI
To build a better AI
Which someone else could use
To build a super AI
[+6] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Holy shit what happened to dell
[+6] u/Shoganai_Hito: CRSR running AH again. $15 tmrw?
[+6] u/Firm_Variation6452: Man I wish I knew someone irl who traded that I could talk too 😭
[+6] u/RoyalFail6: I knew DELL was going to moon again after ER last week, but I still didn’t buy calls 🤡
[+6] u/vermilli21: NEW: DOJ is reportedly seeking to identify anonymous Reddit & 𝕏 users over posts criticizing ICE & allegedly sharing officers’ personal information.
[+6] u/confused_teabagger: >Bessent says Americans could be saving less because of optimism
Is he a mod here?
[+6] u/Tricky_Let2806: Holy fuck DELL. What’s the next trump pump
[+6] u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep: I texted my manager Lena and disclosed I was taking a mental health day because my result tested positive for herpes
She called me to talk about it
My colleague Joe calls me and the bitch had me on speaker and 17 people were in the conference room listening in on it
Fuck CORPORATE LIFE
[+6] u/ApathysLastKiss_: The Bahn Mi: when oppressive colonialism meets delicious
[+6] u/Marcoos123: I just turned $5 into $35 (yes, I only put $5 in 😭)
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Which stock will 🥭 pump next after Intel and Dell? LMAO🤌
[+6] u/D1finalboss: How many newly minted thousandaires because of DELL 🤡
[+6] u/xeuropa: ORCL casually up 10 percent👀
[+6] u/Objective_Delay_1525: Fine, I'll fomo into dell
[+6] u/refrigeratorsHD: Anyone pissed that they’re making money but not enough money. Like fuck Dell
[+6] u/StankyDegen: So imagine next week we go up MORE
[+6] u/Fun-Journalist2276: Lmao imagine you yolo into SNOW then throw all into Dell
[+6] u/AdOk3638: 60%-70% processors in Dell pcs are Intel. If ur aint full porting intc at this point, ur just hating money. LMAO🤌
[+6] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: If I wake up to MU at $1,000 tomorrow I wouldn’t be mad 🙂↔️
[+6] u/Phantom12343525: CRSR has ultimate growth potential. $1B market cap lets pump it up
[+6] u/zlordbeats: if ur mad about $dell ur gonna be pissed @ $DLLL
[+6] u/WrexyWrex: EXXON SVP NEIL CHAPMAN, at the Bernstein conference: (via Eric Nuttall) [$XOM](https://bsky.app/hashtag/%24XOM)
[https://bsky.app/profile/carlquintanilla.bsky.social/post/3mmwtnytpek2o](https://bsky.app/profile/carlquintanilla.bsky.social/post/3mmwtnytpek2o)
XOM CEO says 2-3 weeks shit will hit the fan
[+6] u/RoyalFail6: Also said buy NVDA (my bags are waiting)
[+6] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Permabull Tom Lee has been calling for a selloff for like a month now. It's weird.
[+6] u/Thumbszilla: I made 1% in TLRY today. Follow me for tips.
[+6] u/bobby_stackz: Imagine doing technical analysis on Dell and your conviction was to buy puts lmao
[+6] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Options analyzer is gay
[+6] u/aka_crashoverride: No jizzing in the casino.
[+6] u/mysuruhuduga: Bears on suicide watch
[+6] u/caringforapathy: Knew I should have played Dell but I was too big of a pussy.
[+6] u/Fast_Feature_323: MDB -20% to +4 wtf …
[+6] u/Consistent_Chart_664: Lol PATH
CALLS ON CORTISOL MEDS
[+6] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Yet again, mutual funds vastly underperform the markets lmfao
[+6] u/Blackmuffim: Yolo into dell or short dell for quick scalp
[+6] u/FatandBankrupt: Commodities are fucking frozen. This market is going to rip faces off tomorrow .
[+6] u/anerdknownaswill: Never been more proud to be a virgin
[+6] u/captain_casino: please, my korean brothers
[+6] u/Jemmani22: Path kinda bouncing like a stripper twerking for tips
[+6] u/emporium4648: Dell the next trillion dollar company lol
[+6] u/Sorry-Usual6906: I feel fomo even though I gained 4% today as every other stock was 10-30% up today it felt
[+6] u/Zuko2001: Could have bought DELL or MDB and instead choose PATH… 🤧
[+6] u/SuspiciousStuff3: Msft bag holder gang checking in waiting for release
[+6] u/Weak_Ostrich459: DELL is hung like a green elephant wtf
[+6] u/Haoieee: now i’m really pissed i chose CRSR over dell
[+6] u/BongHitsForLisaSu: There’s probably someone out there who flipped SNOW er otm calls to DELL er otm calls and is a millionaire now in 24 hours. Oh well back to the mag 7 charts.
[+6] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: Genuinely hope path opens down -100%, fuck you stupid bitch ass stock.
[+6] u/NotRllytho: Buy all boomer tech stocks
[+6] u/Bam2458: At this rate the pre mid term dump will be from 800-780 on SPY.
[+6] u/IcyDiver3484: My dad works at Corsair Gaming he said gamers rise up
[+6] u/Micheal_Hancho: 🚨📢 ATTENTION ALL BEARS! MU AT $930 IS A VALUE STOCK. THAT IS ALL.
[+6] u/LaserBeamer17: Full porting DELL was the move huh
[+6] u/permabol: if she aint got nice feet she wont get this meat
[+6] u/B2BContinuum: Dell, INTC, CSCO, IBM - boomers revenge tour continues ... too bad they only have 10-20 years left to enjoy it
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
---
/u/Casualhotpockets made a bet that CRSR would go to 17.578197369999998 within **8 hours** when it was 12.373 and it did not. They were automatically banned for two weeks.
To get out early they have to: **'or pee is stored in the balls'**
Their record is now 0 wins and 34 losses
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[+6] u/Star_Lord924: My Dell calls currently over 900% haha. According to RH anways lol
[+6] u/vgc989: My girlfriend told me to yolo my full port into Dell calls this morning. I called her stupid and said a full port is the dumbest idea ever. Who is the stupid one now.
[+6] u/Thisplacesucks011: And I Sold DELL yesterday o well profit is profit, I bought
[+6] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: BERS are just like that cousin that thinks being a contrarian makes him smart. **PATHETIC!!!**
[+6] u/moosewithamuffin: I remember when I was first starting out a $200 option was big money for me
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: We really are gonna surpass 1999 aren't we
[+6] u/spellbadgrammargood: All tech stocks are pumped to the tits since April, it's crazy..
[+6] u/AdOk3638: Jensen will pull his pants down and show the whole world his magnificent cannon next week and NVDA will be pump to Valhalla. LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Pale-Silver-8178: List of Taco callouts that pumped.
Dell - Taco said buy up 40% ER, MU - Taco said buy during weekend pumped 20% single day.
Quantum - 2B investment and quantum rallied 50% within a week. Today drone stocks pumped 20%+ we need a thread ASAP!!
[+6] u/SneakyTurtle54: Everything’s computer
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: the fuck is dell up for
[+5] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: I guess my path calls are fucked
[+5] u/Vlisa: DELL mooning, go all in on Gateway???
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/greg_r_ made a bet that MSFT would go to 450.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 407.7 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 6 losses
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[+5] u/HammerAndSickleBot: LUNR actually trying to go to the moon for real this time... just not with a lander.
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Everything pumping.. except what own
[+5] u/Dyce10x: Nubs panic selling PATH after hours
[+5] u/Cantthinkofacoolnam: He told you buy a DELL and you didn’t listen. 😂😂🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/Mindless-Program-540: Y’all remember when memory stocks sent the market parabolic?
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: There is someone out there who bought DELL 400Cs for dirt cheap
[+5] u/Qwerty58382: Dell guided for $18 eps this year so giving it a 20x multiple we're looking at $360 as the target
[+5] u/Status-Net2947: DELL can rly suk my coq
[+5] u/oldprecision: If your fav stock hasn’t given 🥭a trophy you need to reconsider your position.
[+5] u/IntrepidToday0: Buying any AI stock that crashes to the 2-day moving average
[+5] u/AdOk3638: Bols, wut colours is your new lambo?! LMAO🤌
[+5] u/SeesawQuiet5620: I sure hope these Nokia people are right man . trusting you guys
[+5] u/BleakyBluster: OKLO doing the same pattern it did right before it took off a year ago
🙌 take my energy🙌
[+5] u/powerboner: DELL options up 2000% for tomm rn LMFAOOOOOOOO
[+5] u/unbenchhench: DELL i got no words WOW JUST WOW
[+5] u/Warmake: Algos and insiders banking on retail fomo like never before.
[+5] u/DaddyDoLittle: Wtf is VRRM and why do I keep seeing it show up in WSB
[+5] u/DesktopSurfer: I love it when stocks pump and then fall back to the open price, super fun. Love that for me.
[+5] u/fewthingsarerelated: Don't fuck me overnight micron I need a solid pump for tomorrow
[+5] u/jinxy0320: At this rate there will be enough macro market exuberance for SpaceX to run to 3T by end of June. I need some good entry points though so rooting for a dip
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: And CNBC right now reporting more bombing in Iraq.
[+5] u/rugbyliebe: From all the bat-shit-crazy days in the last months, this was the craziest one.
From bombing in the night being bullish to the 1000th peace deal Axios announcement and it STILL pumps.
[+5] u/callsonreddit: DELL earnings good or what? It's so volatile
[+5] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: Fuck algorithms. Theta last 2 days
[+5] u/DeadlyFlora: CRSR will go up in the morning
[+5] u/RalphaDog: Is everyone crushing it this week too?
[+5] u/patricktu1258: I am very close to reaching my financial goal and getting the fuck out. But I feel like I have been stuck in this rabbit hole for too long over the past few years. Every internet feed I have is all about stock market and trading. I literally open trading app a few hundred times per day. Can I really say fuck it and pass on trading opportunities and focus on other aspects of my life? I am afraid I won’t adapt well even though I switch to index fund. But trading really is soul crushing and I see money as nothing more than a means to live the life I want. Hopefully I can get through this.
[+5] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Dell was the obvious move
[+5] u/FlatwormBig5514: More iranian missiles. Oil doesn't seem to be reacting.
[+5] u/OG_L0c: Dell is up 7% after hours because I bought a macbook
[+5] u/DarculaTheme: I think the greatest decision I have ever made was buying over 5000 of dell at 110 just a year ago
[+5] u/nzholtok: Sold my HOOD call way too early fml
[+5] u/zurijer: YOU FUCKS REALLY THINK THE ECONOMY IS CRASHING?
UBER AND DASH REPORTED RECORD REV FOR PEOPLE USING THEIR APPS.
JUST CAUSE YOU’RE BROKE DOESN’T MEAN THE REST ARE.
CALLS!!!!
[+5] u/Money_Term8366: Thiel is fleeing over the US’s future. Tf? He’s one of the ones who caused it in the first place
[+5] u/everybodydumb: I fucked up with in the money SPY puts that I didn't close by 4pm and that after hours 0.1% gain cost me 10k. Fuck me!
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: The LUNR recovery is insane, damn!
[+5] u/TwistNr1: At what point do we start selling bros? I feel this bubble is about to 💥
[+5] u/str8rippinfartz: man even when I'm doing well I feel like a fucking idiot missing out on bigger gains left and right
[+5] u/Daveonaltair4: I cant tell anymore if I'm just in a shitty mood or if everything sucks and everyone around me is also in a shitty mood because of it.
[+5] u/-Voyag3r-: Wtf is happening... xD
Every chart is a fucking Rocket. I was legit looking for the post market line on MongoDB not realising it was in the fucking sky...
[+5] u/Autistic-Bot: FYI. $NOW will be $130 next Friday.
[+5] u/Saved_by_the_Bull: Neckbeard DELL holders using their dandruff caked keyboard to brag about their earnings
[+5] u/fatmummy222: Can someone make an app that alerts us when POTUS drops a stock tip next time, please?
[+5] u/Brilliant_Object_847: Gotta set a calendar reminder to not trade on June 12
[+5] u/jollyadvocate: Pencils down, now pass your portfolio over to be graded.
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: If earnings are not growing 100%+ per year I'm not interested
[+5] u/Exciting-Layer1963: Just grabbed 12 crsr calls, now pump ts baby
[+5] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: **LOL AH PUMPING LIKE THERES NO TOMORROW**
[+5] u/Marshmallowmind2: To make real money you have to hold overnight for the gap up at open
[+5] u/fish_: It honestly blows my mind that people are buying shit like NFLX. Genuinely a disability
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: Women have a dark side, that man don't understand, and that THEY don't understand.
[+5] u/fuckedupandhungry: Decided to buy DELL calls a few min before close.
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: GAP beats estimate by 2x and is 12%down holy sheeett
[+5] u/ReadyGain2972: How did I miss MDB smh
[+5] u/bigfan49: Stocks closed at record highs? Geez I better check on how well my MSFT shares are doing!!
[+5] u/InevitablePie2535: HAVE YOU EVEN SAID THANK YOU TODAY?
[+5] u/EnigmaSpore: ORCL ready to fly tomorrow. 220 coming tmrrw. book it.
[+5] u/amanj41: USO and SPY don’t give a fuck about whatever missile bullshit going on
[+5] u/OldWonder5865: Bought Dell shares instead of calls like a true regard
[+5] u/PatentedSheep: 🥭 finally bullshitted long enough that people just quit caring about Iran
[+5] u/oldprecision: This market is going full regard, and I'm all for it.
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: Look guys, research, DD or technicals/fundamentals don't matter. Just sell everything tangible you own and buy stocks.
[+5] u/DumbNutter: You are currently way ITM. IV crush wont effect you
[+5] u/Warm_Tzatziki: Jezus MDB and Dell buyers... Fuck you and your gains. Should have been me
[+5] u/Marshmallowmind2: I made $7k today,sold and all cash now. Still feeling that I'm missing out.
[+5] u/Bravadette: Is 3700 trades in 1 quarter even humanly possible? What are the chances 🥭 already had access to the AI auto-trader software? Technically he couldn't be found guilty of inside trading if so.
[+5] u/Nanas_700k: lol Dell is a meme stock
[+5] u/ErrorcMix: BULLS
https://preview.redd.it/lf1c5qtj3y3h1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45229504ff37bc7d7224021a318a8642462c40c9
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: Didn't DELL go private a few years ago? I don't know anymore, gonna go play in traffic
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: Is this the euphoria I was promised
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: Soon all companies will be valued in trillions and we’re all going to be rich
[+5] u/0AskJeeves0: I accidentally just put $100 on an online blackjack sidebet (21+3) and it hit for 10x. I feel like I just used 3 years of good luck.
[+5] u/MagneticRetard: i like that everything associated with NVDA is going up except NVDA itself
[+5] u/Red_Zone_Broly: Market is basically: Buy at the all time high, or don't make any money lol
[+5] u/yslow3469: note to self do not fucking listen to reddit when they said dell is shit… FUCKKK!!!!
[+5] u/ImpressiveAmount4684: All of you regards are gonna FOMO into the next ticker 🥭 calls out and blow up your port LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/BallsHardest: If anyone reading this is ever in the room with 🥭, pls tell him about reddit and that everyone on there loves him. That's reddit spelled RDDT. Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: Corsair wants to do a MU and pump 20% in after market lol
[+5] u/495N: Interesting that MU isn’t ripping after Dell explicitly said memory is the primary constraint.
Dell’s message was pretty clear: AI demand is there, customers are trying to secure supply, and the bottleneck is memory
The pricing power is with Micron
[+5] u/shalafien: I go to other investing subs and they're like MU / DRAM is cyclical / I'm holding cash. Ok boomer. All the companies pouring trillions of dollars in just to watch it fail? Demand might normalize in 2028 tho.
[+5] u/Totallycomputername: McDonald's AI is going to be a game changer.
[+5] u/StankyDegen: Doesnt DELL just make laptops or some shit?
[+5] u/ahx3000: That's the 30th time now today I've had to peel my balls from my thighs in this heatwave.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+5] u/Micheal_Hancho: # EGO LIFTING IS A TERM INVENTED BY BEARS TO TRY TO GET YOU 🫵 TO LIFT FEWER WEIGHTS. DO NOT FALL FOR THEIR TRAP!
[+5] u/Xzlk: 12.5 trillion added to markets since March. Only 7.75 trillion in money markets, the highest in 4 weeks. The only explanation is low volume. And there’s only one way to go once volume picks up.
[+5] u/kingoftheoneliners: Sweet. Get rid of the penny and introduce a $250 bill. Thats Trumpflation for ya.
[+5] u/Spicyboi981: The slanted E in Dell’s logo was just Enron hiding the whole time
[+5] u/Own_Cat_9967: Dude, I should’ve gotten a DELL
[+5] u/DeezNotes11: My Autistic Micro Device (Penis) stays flacid so AMD (stock) can grow
[+5] u/Lower_Skin_3683: that clown didn't mention HPE but big green dildo for it AH too
[+5] u/HK01985: Got 6 $13 PATH calls right at close.. let see how this plays out
[+5] u/Club-Loud: We're really just pumping dying brands. All in on Blackberry
[+5] u/burrowed_greentext: almost to a 60-second dead hang
everyone knows the first step to a beach bod is the forearms
[+5] u/triezPugHater: Dell mongodb holy sheet
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Only simps are attracted to feet
[+5] u/EncryptedMyst: PATH earnings webcast in 20 mins
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Imagine buying a couple solid ITM calls instead of a bunch of cheap regard OTM ones
[+5] u/plugwalls: BREAKING: I am finally green on MSFT
[+5] u/Fleegalicious: SMCI after hours pump I’m sick
[+5] u/polodolo98: DELL above 400, easiest short ever 🐻
[+5] u/weewoowewoooo: IV on all options are so fucked now since everything moves 10-15% everyday. Now 5% moves are theta days lmfao
[+5] u/oliver2022: I feel like if I had bought DELL when 🥭 told us to do so, it would have been like when he told that PLTR is a great company and started crashing
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: Yea yea, so DELL is fucking nuts. Sick. We all missed it. What’s next? IBM?
[+5] u/SvV_Ying: Bears are a thing of the past
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Dell is definitely brokering the ceasefire
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: It’s kinda scary how this is the most sane sub on Reddit lmao
[+5] u/bullishchilipepper10: I mean isn't this all insanely bullish for NVDA??
[+5] u/Xzlk: I didn’t believe it was a bubble until this past week. You look around and go wait, Intel, Dell, and Cisco are all quadrillion dollar companies again. Fuck.
[+5] u/widerdog: gonna drink tommorow for not buying dell
[+5] u/yourhelpingpal: Can dell go higher than this? It’s already at 440
[+5] u/IcyDiver3484: Buying Corsair Gaming at $13 is like buying MU at $13
[+5] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Can BRK make a statement where they say they pivot to datacenters? At the expected 50x PE they would be up there with Nvidia and Google
[+5] u/BeginnersDuck777: It’s really all going to end, isn’t it? Oh my god. We broke capitalism. Jesus, pray for us!
[+5] u/Prometheus_1094: Smci is the next amd
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: Obama phone
Trump (Dell) computer
[+5] u/ajibtunes: 🥭: "We don't need oil. We don't need the strait. We don't need anything."
[+5] u/Coloradospruce33: Does anyone know the symbol for Gateway computers??
[+5] u/wildcat1055: So Peter Thiel sticks us JD Vance, then leaves for Argentina?
Well played sir.
[+5] u/your_mom_loves_me69: Gonna be fun watching everybody pile into ORCL soon while I’ve been quietly feasting on it
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/SmarterThanWSBMods made a bet that QQQ would go to 645.2424000000001 within **1 week** when it was 716.936 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 2 wins and 31 losses
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[+5] u/Sick0h: Come on Korea let’s get retarded
[+5] u/drakilian: Bets on whether or not Microsoft goes red for the next 4 days again
[+5] u/IcyDiver3484: Corsair Gamers it's about to happen again
[+5] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: I know I should be grateful but I am absolutely seething that I only grabbed a few 350c and 15 shares of DELL, had fairly strong conviction bc of the Intel/Trump pump, but just played it like a pusyy. oh well
[+5] u/doenerboyy: Smci short squeeze? Damn
[+5] u/WhaleInThe0cean: \*insert outlet plug brain while cutting off dick meme\* for me on every decision
[+5] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: you could have bought a Dell 440c for $20 two and half hours ago, now $2300. wtaf
[+5] u/JoeyFreshagua: Bears can't read an income statement but think the market is expensive. Should be studied!
[+5] u/chikenbeer: I just closed all my puts worthless, so naturally tomorrow we will crash
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Costco SMASHED estimates and barely green LMAO🤌
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: Barron🥭 is a computer expert and you guys are trying to go short 🤦♂️
[+5] u/Brubiu: Fucking hell. Still kicking myself that my calls didn’t go through on SMCI at open. Fucking 3x so far.
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: i am from the government and i am here to pump
[+5] u/Radiant-Place-6400: bulls are so spoiled
+0.6% day to them is meh, boring
meanwhile, us bears cheer and jump for joy just for a -0.1% day
[+5] u/perceptive_AI: After looking at dells earnings it's actually reasonable , I should had looked at immediately and bought at $330. It has a P/E of like 20 at $330 per share but now that it's $440 it has a P/E of 25.41.
[+5] u/Meeting_Ok2: Who else just missed Dell....
[+5] u/tnguyen5057: Who the hell buys DELL??? Wtf
[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: I guess I shoulda listened to Trump when he said to buy DELL
[+5] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Let's go down to the pub, have a pint, and wait for this whole AI thing to blow over 🍺
[+5] u/Xzlk: Such a rude awakening entering the work force and realizing everyone on Wall Street was just as regarded as WSB. Like genuinely. It’s just this. The only people making money are the ones realizing it’s fucking impossible and were smart enough to use algos
[+5] u/LiveMotivation: More warning signs this… DELL
[+5] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: Made $6 bucks on spy today lol
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: Can't wait until the buying gets out of control
[+5] u/dorkstar1: All the stocks are flying off the shelf like Tornadoes, while I am being thoughtful , analyzing with fundamentals and P/E ratios and seeing return like flat surface. FML
[+5] u/FuckedUpImagery: Really? 3 minutes early?
[+5] u/Tor_94grl: Is it time for smci calls seeing dell
[+5] u/One_Big2047: 2026 is the year of MSFT!
[+5] u/MadmantheDragon: 2 steps to make money in a euphoric bull market:
1. Yes it is that easy. Don’t over think it
2. Get retarded
[+5] u/kim82352: > Unofficial channels affiliated with the Revolutionary Guards report that four ships were shot at for entering the Strait of Hormuz "without Iran's permission."
[+5] u/StandardChaseScene: Shoutout to the dude that bought 350c for Dell yesterday on the logic that IBM, INTEL, and CISCO were popping off to the point it was going to as well. Convinced me to just buy some shares to keep an eye on it. Was too late to add to it today but came out with money I wouldn't have had otherwise.
[+5] u/redditmodsRrussians: Ok, I want to see the rando regard that is now a multi millionaire cause he bought random Dell calls.
[+5] u/aDonkeyWithACarrot: DELL is fkin insane…will it hold until market opens?
[+5] u/CluelessTennisBall: Ok so the play is to tease an agreement for a week, market goes up. Then inflame the situation with bombings for a day, market goes slightly down, but then an agreement is teased again for a week, market goes up. Then inflame..... hmmmmm
[+5] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: $430? are you fucking kidding me mate, saltiest big green day I'm ever gonna have tomorrow 🤌🫠
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Anyone check on Dell? The buy button might be jammed down.
[+5] u/JoeyFreshagua: Mango loves his countrymen. Ordinary politicians don't share this stuff with you plebs.
[+5] u/Candid_Payment_4094: I feel like MU is due for a leg up to $1050. It's been flat for 2 days straight now. Basically a cause for delisting in this market
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Here's some DD:
One of my Airpods won't charge unless you angle the charger the right way
I'm sorry, but this is enough for me to get some puts on AAPL
[+5] u/Juidawg: Anyone that wasn’t here in 2020-21 this is what it was like for months at a time… We are fuckin back and I can’t believe it. Got close a couple times, but now we finally made it.
[+5] u/retardmaxxxxing: NBIS? IREN? WHICH ONE WESTERN MAN
[+5] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Bulls saw +347% on their options and decided to keep holding
[+5] u/IcyDiver3484: CORSAIR GAMING!!!! GIANT GREEN SHREK PHALLUS
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: The way Bearhunter rage baits both bulls and bers I’m starting to think that MF is silently a theta cuck..
[+5] u/ArticleTerrible7621: ORCL next? Might risk it on a Jan 2027 Leap if the premiums aren’t too bad
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: LMAO imagine still posting in the old thread LOL
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: These MMs dont want me to eat
[+5] u/TheKiMoChi2020: I forgot to buy Dell calla today. Fml
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Bers get blue balled by their wives and also the market
[+5] u/SeesawQuiet5620: guess claude was right for that guy who full ported dell calls
[+5] u/whomakesthetendies: #Iranian air defences destroy ‘hostile aircraft’ in Bushehr province
Iranian air defences have intercepted and destroyed a “hostile aircraft” in coastal Bushehr province, reports Iranian media.
“The incident that occurred tonight was related to the destruction of a hostile aircraft,” the semi-official Tasnim news agency quoted the governor of Jam County, Masoud Tangestani, as saying. “The city is now in a normal situation.”
State broadcaster IRIB said the interception was within the past hour.
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: Go buy a dell. It's all computer. 🤡
[+17] u/RjBloxks: Spy is up 18% in 3 months and somehow I still lost money, I truly belong here
[+15] u/lifeskipper18: As a bear, every day I'm suffering, suffering.
[+11] u/NewAccount428412: Every day there seems to be the opportunity to become a millionaire its just about picking the right one
[+10] u/dingusmingus2222: HE LITERALLY TOLD YOU TO BUY A DELL!! AND YOU (I) DIDNT LISTEN...
[+10] u/No_Current3675: tf it's 1997 again wit dell and intc. damn can i still get dat college pussy?
[+8] u/lifeiswutumakeit: SK hynix and Samsung up bigly. Dram gonna pump tomorrow 💴🇺🇸🇰🇷💴
[+8] u/Prestigious_Key1755: Low key SPY crossed 750 with ease. No resistance
[+8] u/cloudsofgrey: I made $50k profit in 10 days (thanks MU) when I normally don't make that in a year of trading. Definitely sustainable.
[+8] u/Terrible-Deer1398: What happened to 31 and not done? Her puts must be obliterated today
[+8] u/bzl33: > BREAKING: The US Justice Department is seeking the names, addresses, and banking information of Reddit and X users, per Bloomberg.
This is why you never link your email or banking info to these websites.
[+8] u/andthentherewastwo: Midterms and SpaceX. No
[+8] u/blitzinc43: No suicide is suicide and that is reserved for bers
[+7] u/jmc774: DELL up almost 50% in one day is insane. That pos wouldn't move for years at a time
[+7] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: Can NVDA hit all time high again by the end of next week? That would be great
[+7] u/MalariaKills: CRSR appears to still be pumping 🤩
[+6] u/SoloDragonGT: MU is due make another run
[+6] u/Impressive_Trick_573: Spx up 18% in 8 weeks on reports of imminent end to a 20% reduction in global oil supply.
[+6] u/MrCoolGuy42: Is CRSR still in play? 🥺👉👈
[+6] u/b3rkolas: Man i am being friendzoned I will risk it all in one trade go big or go home. I will confess my love to her
[+6] u/GoogleKushforLunch: My shrooms are finally fruiting
[+6] u/Master-Stranger8908: Ok guys, wtf else did 🥭 say to buy ?
[+6] u/cgonz15: PATH opens at $20 tomorrow whether yall ready or not 🥱
[+6] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: Remember when the data this morning crashed the market 🤣🤞 maybe next time retarded bers
[+6] u/What-the-fluff-: I guess we all buy whatever 🥭 tells us to buy next. Lesson learned.
[+6] u/rioferdy838: look at dell.
All you need is a little orange rimming and you're good
[+6] u/thewayyoulook2night: Why did mods take my post down? Kinda a big day for me. Broke even after 5.5 years after making back 190k from the my all time low on 3/30/26.
[+6] u/rancid_squirts: Dell computers are still terrible
[+6] u/banditcleaner2: wtf just caused MDB to crash $70 lmao
[+6] u/thermalstress: Potus tells you to buy something and you don’t?
[+6] u/stocdave: Why the fuck didn’t I go all in on DELL calls? (I got burned on QQQ calls in March)
Damn it was the clear play, POTUS gives them a shoutout 3 weeks before earnings and they’ve just got a $9.7 billion government contract.
I’m a pussy.
[+6] u/Final_Ad9418: from now on if Big T says buy anything i’m full porting
[+5] u/mubarizibrahimov: MDB UP NOW, from -25% to +8% AH
WTTFFFF
[+5] u/Future_Hyena2562: I was scared to buy DELL options after getting smoked by MRVL yesterday. Bought shares instead
[+5] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: Yet the market will be + another 20% by then
[+5] u/wolfenstein734: I think we see one more face melting rip from space stonks
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: smci taking off again
[+5] u/Exciting_Day4155: Buy every company that gets a shout out I guess Dell is now a meme stock.
[+5] u/bears2broke: #ALL I WANT IS A VACATION CRIB IN BROOKLYN THIS STUDIO CONDO FOR $750K
[+5] u/NotGucci: Green futures means 1-2% day tomorrow on QQQ and spy
[+5] u/WallStreetThreats_: Weirdly, the DELL shit today gave me renewed hope.
There's still so many chances for us. I just have to take the leap.
[+5] u/sdanielsmith: Looks like SOFI is trying to make a move. Anyone else playing?
[+5] u/ifyoulookyouaregay: Why PATH dump. I fomoed. Shit
[+5] u/gopoohgo: MongoDB with a casual +/- 20% movement after earnings.
Cured and caused AIDS in the same ER?
[+5] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Over in value investing they are saying if you have VOO you get a piece of this Dell pump
[+5] u/IookMaNoHands: I was so glad to buy nbis this morning literally giggling and kicking my feet in the air only for ts to stay flat the entire day
Now people are ending up with 50 baggers on dell time to drink tonight so that the green and red are inversed
[+5] u/Cpryus: if dell can jump 40% on earnings, the top is nowhere in sight spy 900 eoy unironically
[+5] u/Delicious_Stomach278: “And how bout that oracle what a fantastic job and i told them what a great job you’re doing and such beautiful people”- probably 🥭 at some point next week
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: 90% of my workday today was planing a crabbing trip
I wanna eat crab and I refuse to pay crab prices
[+5] u/ComfortableSweet1965: This shit just confirms that whatever that orange maniac says you buy. Intel then dell he's also mentioned Palantir in that tweet so wtf is next?
[+5] u/OK_Computer10101: Buy CRSR, the market cap is so low… we ball!
Position: Doggie
History: -25k All Time
Conviction: Jaywalking in 2001
[+5] u/Carfar_Farcar: If we call Iran's missile launches "warning shots" the market won't dip, guess we found the new war meta.
[+5] u/WallStreetThreats_: I hope to make meaningful money in the market one day.
[+5] u/mightychicken64: you bet on PATH earnings instead of DELL
LMAO
[+5] u/Shot-Ground-9898: I’m opening up puts on every one of these shits tomorrow. 100k in amd, intc, dell, Alab and whatever the fuck else I can find today. 100k in hood, rddt, msft calls. Guarantee you there will be a hyperscaler that will cut back their capex estimate next earnings and this shit will fall like a house of cards. AI trade is not bullshit. What’s going on right now is definitely idiotic.
[+5] u/No_Cod972: Dell, I have no exposure to you, but I'm happy for your success.
You deserve it.
[+5] u/LowIllustrator245: should have bought a DELL
[+5] u/Bilbo_Butthole: I bought DELL last year at 76 AMA
[+5] u/Shot-Ground-9898: Mag 7 more like bag 7
[+5] u/MrCoolGuy42: Big call flow finally hit MSFT today 👀
[+5] u/2020isgreat: When this shit finally goes down it'll be the great reset
[+5] u/MavTech77: This is the season of the dartboard! Throw a dart in any direction at any AI, Quantum and especially Space stock and you will hit it with your eyes closed. Scary how good things have been.
[+5] u/tika_dengu: Nikkei and Kopsi pumping
[+5] u/iTouchStuff: DELL pump aint ever going to end
[+5] u/jmc774: So I really just needed to full port into DELL and INTC at the beginning of the year
[+5] u/whodowhodo: Ive not once regretted being rich
[+5] u/Prestigious_Way_738: WTF MONGODB I THOUGHT I WAS RICH