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[+40] u/silverfutes: RIP Harambe, he was taken from us 10yrs ago today. Dicks out retards, show some respect 🫡
[+31] u/2020isgreat: The first peace deal ever that includes launching missiles at each other
[+26] u/Successful-End7689: LinkedIn notified me the US Army viewed my profile.
It’s over boys, draft coming soon 💀
[+25] u/awetfartruinedmylife: MSFT FUCK YOU IN ADVANCE
[+23] u/Infinite-Anybody204: My ability to buy the top is unparalleled
[+22] u/putsonyourbrain: freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now... it's fucking OVER
\-wsb
[+21] u/blitzinc43: I sold $40,000 in Dogecoin at 0.001 for a 20% gain.
It's peak was 0.73. Missed out on 22 million
[+20] u/Few_Egg3567: All it takes is for anyone, anywhere in the world to say they heard the talks are progressing nicely and this recovers instantly.
[+20] u/zg44: Generational 0.2% dip coming.
[+18] u/EquivalentBorn9411: r/valueinvesting is saying semis arent in a bubble.
[+17] u/EarlyPattern6315: I always short NVDA after earnings without any risk
[+15] u/silverfutes: Dad, why is grandpa poor?
Well son, there used to be this thing called “bitcoin”.
[+14] u/magneticpasta9: I miss when premarket was a low liquidity non moving entity. Now it is its own hyper volatile stress inducing black hole I watch that I can't sell or buy cons at. It's like the end of interstellar when the guy is looking at his daughter through the bookcase
[+13] u/Powernick50: Freak the fuck out. Sell everything lol
[+13] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: 🎤🗣LET THE BER HIT THE FLOOR!!! LET THE BER HIT THE FLOOR!!! 🎤🗣
[+13] u/DrElkSnout: There is no possible way that the largest and longest energy disruption in the history of an oil based global economy as the result of a war that has also destroyed tens of billions of dollars in oil production facilities results in sub $100 oil long term. We are GOING to get a huge spike in oil at some point in the next six months. That or we are all about to find out it's been a damned dirty lie since inception and nothing we've been told about oil and energy markets is real. Those are the only two options.
[+13] u/Fun_Training6342: Anyone here actually have most of their port in indexes and just lurking/commenting here like a fake degen? Me too.
[+12] u/swampassOG: Just got to work. Immediately heated up some 3-day old salmon and broccoli. Heavy curry
[+12] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **BREAKING**: Expect BERS commenting their doomsday philosophical takes in the coming hours.
[+12] u/unikuenobody: The good news: I have many CRSR. The bad news: my average is $21.87.
[+11] u/ReferenceFunny7142: Normal market
snow and ZS same numbers
snow says next year we do good +30%
ZS says next year we do pretty good -30%
[+10] u/PositiveEdge4361: Imagine still being on the previous thread
[+10] u/ThatGuyCalledEric: If AI data is mostly from RDDT then technically AI is RDDT. So therefore, RDDT should be at 1 Trillion Market Cap, not OpenAI
[+10] u/moosewithamuffin: Why do they make the bottom of yoghurt cups so complicated? To purposefully piss people off?
[+10] u/Standard-Top-5942: If you ain't buying CRSR, you ain't black.
[+10] u/Muted-South4737: Looks like my 0DTE 758c lotto tickets are going to end up like every other lotto ticket I've ever bought lol
[+10] u/CyanTurquoise: Just bought some CRSR, lfg
[+10] u/SeaworthinessFast161: We are going green today. I can feel it in the air. I think the “correction” occurs on July 17. If I were a betting man, I’d say at 10:46 am ET
[+10] u/Human_Roboto: A gaming chair company? wtf is wrong with yall.
[+10] u/OK_Computer10101: I’m buying all of CRSR this morning, half ass half grass…
[+10] u/djheat: Here is some DD about CRSR:
It's going up
I bought calls
I would like for it to go up more so I make 💰💰
🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
[+10] u/perceptive_AI: I buy CRSR just because the chart and flow is bullish. I could care less what they sell , they can sell RGB led lights for AI data centers for all I care , that would be a funny business idea though.
[+9] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Ay 1st
- mr peenar
[+9] u/swampassOG: You know shit is off when Mikey Saylor is buying bonds
[+9] u/BIGPOTHEAD: CRSR calls at open for any strike at any expiration. It's that easy 🚀
[+9] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: good moaning my little gambling addicted regards 🥱
[+9] u/4DH2: CRSR bagholders from 2020 lol
[+9] u/Icy_Extension_6857: Is it true today is the day Harambe was sacrificed? If so that can’t be bullish
[+9] u/piszczel: Corsair going up is honestly a top indicator
[+9] u/lococommotion: Alright I’ve only lost 4 paychecks in a row trying to short semis. Let’s make it a 5th
[+8] u/KeyInstruction641: *The year is 2036 ....Talks are going so so well. Very well. So well but we'll still have TACO's on Tuesdays. DJT Jr.*
[+8] u/djheat: Hello I just woke up did we win the ninth Iranian ~~war~~ military enterprise
[+8] u/financiallythriving: We now invading Cuba
[+8] u/Jimbeauxer: Getting my shit pushed in right now. And if that wasn’t enough my portfolio is getting roughed up too
[+8] u/thecRedditor123: This ceasefire is like my sex life. Nonexistent.
[+8] u/Better_Resort1171: I took my morning deuce 10 minutes before waking up. WTF
[+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: r/wallstreetbets : Men's autism support group
[+8] u/25999: 1 order of full v, and a side order of +1%, please
[+7] u/somebody_throw_a_pie: these really are the blurst of times
[+7] u/Ok-Barracuda39: Noticing more brands of cheese are shrinking from 8oz to 7oz with the price remaining the same or increasing. Totally normal and not indicative of shrinkflation.
[+7] u/Feeling-Boss787: I’m all cash, crash incoming #bearish
[+7] u/baconography: OK, SEC and FTC, now allow options trading on companies 24/7.
[+7] u/Vlisa: All my friends are dead. My entire port is red.
[+7] u/OsamaBagHolding: # OPEN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
PRAISE BE TO ALLAH
[+7] u/EnginrA: Red af except for *checks notes* MSFT and CRSR
[+7] u/tika_dengu: Full port USO could be a sensible strategy here
[+7] u/MirrorlessMan: Iran targeting us air bases. Oil to $79 and spy +1% today. Negotiations are going well and a deal will be signed. I know a guy who says Iran is dying to sign a deal.
[+7] u/oldprecision: Don’t panic, 🥭 has passed a third cognitive test.
[+7] u/TheoryInttro: Wait, don't tell me. You're planning another metals rug pull?
[+7] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: I think I'm staying out today. Nothing looks good
[+7] u/brizzario: We need another framework of a peace deal asap! Thank you for your attentions to this matter.
[+7] u/Comfortable-Gap-9775: it’s funny that CRSR would have to go up another 110% for me to be positive in my position
[+7] u/Axonum: SNDK MU TO THE MOOON!
[+7] u/MaterialGuy007: As predicted - first shoe to drop
Microsoft canceled most of its Claude Code licenses, in part over costs, according to The Verge, and Uber's COO said AI costs are getting "harder to justify."
[+6] u/winston511: This is Joe biden’s economy
[+6] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **LOVE TAPS** for everyone in hormuz.
[+6] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: if i was rippin a US warplane in the gulf region i’d have the JBL with pound cake playing on a loop
[+6] u/dorkstar1: Joke is on those who elected this clown
[+6] u/Infinite-Anybody204: I survived the great crash of May 27, 2026 AH. Huge green at open
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: Don’t forget to rage bait MU bols, they’re sensitive like a clit. Lmao
[+6] u/Several-Bridge-6287: We need an emergency injection of peace talks.
Maybe take it up another level and say they're imminently about to review the draft of the agreement to amend the MOU on extending the optional non-binding ceasefire's framework?
God help us if we don't get at least that.
[+6] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: The deal is done and signed. The war will continue but the deal is done!
[+6] u/Beneficial-Tax-1776: rememebr then Potus said buy dell. Pentagon got a deal with DELL
[+6] u/Standard-Top-5942: CRSR is the one pump I'm going 100% in. Not going to hold for long but the squeeze barely started. Lots of outstanding shorts that are going to leave at 9:31am
[+6] u/silverfutes: Great idea boss, let’s take all the features that people like & charge extra for them. The free version will still work, but nobody will want to use it.
[+6] u/obeses4turn: Time to make some losses
[+6] u/J_da_CPA: When Epstein files release?
[+6] u/Locke_____Lamora: You dirty bears will get green by open and you'll like it or else we aren't going to chuck e cheese.
[+6] u/night_shredder: Last time I've heard about Corsair my 486DX2 with 8MB of RAM was all the rage. How long have you regards been bagholding?
[+6] u/_rockthemike: Deals on deals off ceasefire love taps peace war peace war 👌🏻
[+6] u/oldprecision: Indexes down 0.5%. It’s armageddon out there.
[+6] u/neatrick173: CRSR, might as well!
[+6] u/FingerbrkthroughTP: turns out "we'll just add AI to everything" is a lot more expensive than the pitch deck made it look
[+5] u/sufficiently7777: Ai is too expensive. This will be the fear narrative coming up
[+5] u/CosecSecCot: I think it's well established the market doesn't care if the Strait stays closed or if oil rises.
Stop trying to trade on it.
[+5] u/Heineken_500ml: NBIS is a money losing business but it keeps going up
very questionable
[+5] u/Maleficent-Paper4936: IREN - I Require Extra Nuggets
[+5] u/Several-Bridge-6287: Bond yields pumping! This is bulllish... right?
[+5] u/Vlisa: If you took the money you spend building a RGB gaming PC in 2016 and instead bought shares in the component companies instead you still wouldn’t be able to afford 64gigs of RAM today.
[+5] u/Ks1aze: Now watch how a multi-hour price dip in MU and others gets reversed with a few 1-minute candles.
[+5] u/vanceraa: my crsr guess is it pumps one more time before omegadump
[+5] u/InIce1234: Bear thinks they are back in the drivers seat... until they realize they are sitting in a TSLA Robotaxi on the way to the next ATH.
Nice setup for Bull.
[+5] u/Primary-Effect-3691: I wonder how many totally original "What's this? A dip for ants?" comments I'm going to see today
[+5] u/CalebVanPoneisen: To Corsair or not to Corsair, that is the question.
[+5] u/LeifTraderson: WSJ reports Trump administration in talks to fund drone companies, lets go.
[+5] u/borkdpasito: Bad PCE print could make for an ugly day
[+5] u/Equivalent-Coat-7605: Alright cooked statistics department do the thing and pump the market
[+5] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: 1929 here 🍾 but 1932 over in crypto 💀
[+5] u/fingerjointpuck: Here comes the micron
[+5] u/SalemKinkTrials: Guess we’ll see today who’s over leveraged
[+5] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: Bers are so back lmao 🤣
[+5] u/tiny_toof: I had a feeling when I was asking about crsr last night that it’s a pump and dump
[+5] u/HonestScar7176: Feels like a dumpy kinda day
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: MSFT green is bad news for bulls
[+5] u/electrojag: Spy wasn’t volatile enough. And I should’ve sold my wishful thinking nok calls. Now they are tanked and have to actually get in the money. I would say I need to review my strategy but I never had one to begin with.
[+5] u/brute-forced: $300,000 is the new $90,000
[+37] u/orsomeshitidk: Not being born rich as fuck is one of my biggest regrets
[+18] u/fredditf: Core PCE Price Index (MoM) (Apr) 0.2% vs 0.3% EST
Core PCE Price Index (YoY) (Apr) 3.3% vs 3.3% EST
PCE Price index (YoY) (Apr) 3.8% vs 3.8% EST
PCE price index (MoM) (Apr) 0.4% 0.5% EST
GDP (QoQ) (Q1)(p) 1.6% vs 2.0% EST
[+18] u/sytena10: Feb 28th - Oil markets are betting on a quick end to the Iran war
Mar 28th - Oil markets are betting on a quick end to the Iran war
Apr 28th - Oil markets are betting on a quick end to the Iran war
May 28th - CNBC: Oil markets are betting on a swift end to the Iran war
[+17] u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep: I am going to text my manager I am going to take a mental health day because I tested positive for herpes
[+17] u/guhhhh_MU: go eat beans on toast
[+15] u/longGERN: The work weeks are too fucking long
[+15] u/likeabosstroll: What a wonderful day to spend 8 hours indoors under fluorescent lights
[+13] u/Stealthless: Made $22 off CRSR, fine dining today!
[+13] u/follow_the_light: I wish I wasn’t born retarded
[+12] u/Deadsea3132: Imagine the gains if we had an Israel ETF $YAHU
[+11] u/MoleMan199: Fine I’ll get $15 Corsair calls at open
[+11] u/_TheOoze_: The only thing that will be mooning today is inflation.
[+11] u/Unhedged-Fund: inflation under control, let's pump
[+10] u/Total_Schedule591: Theyre going to announce they're working on a deal again today and annihilate bers 🦖
[+10] u/pinkerton_gov: Actual bombing and Arab states getting attacked = -.20%.
Worthless “talks going well” tweet for the 20th time = parabolic
[+10] u/dogefool88: People trying here to pump CRSR. Only retail buyers. No institutional interest. This will fall so hard today
[+10] u/dunk4899: Serious question, why do people still invest in BTC? Put aside the fact that it has zero value, is manipulated, unregulated, and shady as fuck, it's only gone up 7% in 2 yrs, doubled in 5 yrs, and even from its lowest low to highest high over the last 5 yrs only increased \~600%. If you want high upside potential, there's much better options.
[+10] u/FalseDiamond7930: It's pretty clear people think Corsair makes their own RAM chips.
[+10] u/PickleRickleTV: Guys I can’t read. Are PCE numbers okay? Calls?
[+10] u/Apprehensive-Koala18: "It's a sunny today" +1.67%
"Nuclear war imminent" -0.27%
[+10] u/BadBoyBilbo: Books so cooked they call it Paul Prudhomme.
[+10] u/West_Track_9927: lol gdp missed by 20% believe it or not calls
[+9] u/FGoobs: Day 70 of the war in Iran being almost over
Can’t wait to give Cuba some ”America First” attention
[+9] u/dickwheelies: Bulls have coarse hair 🚀
[+9] u/Brawmethius: "Negotiations with the inflation are going great and we will have a memorandum of understanding, in hours, if not we will resume bombing the inflation. Warsh is going to Pakistan to negotiate directly with the inflation but I said only get a good deal Im in no rush." - Axios
[+9] u/toydan: US APRIL PCE PRICE INDEX RISES 0.4% M/M; EST. +0.5%
US APRIL PCE PRICE INDEX RISES 3.8% Y/Y; EST. +3.8%
US APRIL CORE PCE PRICE INDEX RISES 0.2% M/M; EST. +0.3%
US APRIL CORE PCE PRICE INDEX RISES 3.3% Y/Y; EST. +3.3%
[+9] u/FGoobs: Inflation almost double the FED target is bullish, believe it or not
[+9] u/Superente_: Another round of cooked numbers. How surprising.
[+9] u/Numerous_Put4717: Repeat after me, buy MU and make money
[+8] u/Dismal_Foundation784: I’m gonna yolo my port in Msft puts
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: Same shit last week
Goes red and magically a negotiation headline drops and it jumps green
[+8] u/drakilian: MSFT fading its gains because the market doesn't look as red as expected
[+8] u/borimed1: MU red because I bought yesterday
[+8] u/Dapper_Tiger_6295: Is Ferrari Luce a good first car?
[+8] u/Racketeering666: CRSR is this, CRSR is that. You know what? I have no fucking clue what they even do, make chairs? I do know my calls print today and I’m going to buy a new car. Fuck you bears stay poor
[+8] u/fish_: alright i’m awake, you can open the casino. thanks for waiting
[+8] u/Pazzaaaaaa: This data won’t be revised down in 3 months /s
[+8] u/toydan: US GDP (QOQ) (Q1) ACTUAL: 1.6% VS 2.0% PREVIOUS; FORECAST 2.0%
US JOBLESS CLAIMS +5K TO 215K IN MAY-23 WK; SURVEY 213K
US MAY-16 WEEK CONTINUING CLAIMS +15K TO 1,786,000
US MAY-16 WEEK JOBLESS CLAIMS REVISED TO 210K
[+8] u/stonkguyy: Crsr will hit 18 today
[+8] u/whomakesthetendies: Highest core pce since 1992 😬
[+8] u/OneJellyfish5980: Corsair $35 why the fuck not🤣 it actually does something unlike Allbirds. Let this be the new allbirds and outperform it and I will have made 1 fantastic trade
[+7] u/kawkface: FUCKING BUY CRSR U FUK
[+7] u/b3no_coin: Bols, like a bunch of losers celebrating flat
[+7] u/Top-Meaning2626: Just send the fucking asteroid
[+7] u/illiac1: the company that slaps RGB lights on existing hardware has a P/E 96
[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: When I was in college I felt so grown but we just had a new intern class start and they’re just little babies bruh. Fuck I’m getting old
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: Are we ending red or green today? I need a reliable source
[+7] u/Dyce10x: Europoors have 0 influence. Fucking stalled at same damn price for hours
[+7] u/embolized: as a packers fan I know that da bears always lose in the end
[+7] u/SubduedWeed: Need a 10x bagger to stop being a wagie
[+7] u/heresinceyesterday: Rip harambe already been 10 years
[+7] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Heard it’s harambe’s death anniversary today
PUMP THIS SHIT TO SHOW SOME RESPECT
[+7] u/WrexyWrex: I took a pill in Ibiza to show Avicii I was cool
And when I finally got sober, felt 10 years older
But f- it, it was something to do
I'm living out in LA, I drive a sports car just to prove
I'm a real big baller 'cause I made a million dollars
And I spend it on girls and shoes
[+7] u/airball_elias: I cant think for myself so I go to reddit to get some sense of community and waste my hard earned money away gambling
[+7] u/NakedPatrick: Fucking love you regards, stock goes up substantially on earnings and suddenly, after months of no mention whatsoever, posts all over the place in here ‘CRSR to the moon’, ‘still got so far to go’. Way to make it obvious you’ve jumped on the train AFTER it’s made the big move.
Anyway, SIVE to 1000.
[+7] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Always fun to stop over at r/valueinvesting for a good laugh
[+7] u/unseamingcarrot: looks like everything will be red except CRSR today
[+7] u/fish_: gm to call buyers only
[+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: CRSR going up because people mistakenly thought it's a memory stock is one of the dumbest pumps ever lol
[+7] u/bumfrumpy: Core PCE came in cooler than expected while GDP missed expectations.
* Core PCE MoM: 0.2% vs 0.3% est
* Headline PCE MoM: 0.4% vs 0.5% est
* GDP Q1: 1.6% vs 2.0% est
Takeaway: inflation is still elevated, but the data suggests price pressures are cooling while economic growth is slowing. Markets will likely interpret this as slightly dovish for the Fed and supportive of potential rate cuts later this year. Positive for stocks in the short term, but weaker GDP raises concerns about slowing growth going forward.
[+7] u/hioman01: Bers had a wet dream and woke up with a green dildo in their asses
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: They used to say any money you made over $75k didn’t add to your happiness. I think that was always bullshit, but it’s extra bullshit now lol
[+6] u/LaMeraVergaSinPatas: Cmon yall you don’t recognize this move for the 100th time?
-no deal, more ruckus, bomb someone or smthn
-distract from somewhere else, dip the market
-let your friends buy in
-announce a concept
-profit
[+6] u/StrongDongKong: I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
Take me to the place I love, Jensen, take me all the way. Yeah, yeah.
[+6] u/am22fcw: Microslop warming up for another dog shit day
[+6] u/Chemical-Coconut-203: Guess I'll ride my Friday QQQ 731c to 0.
Remember the Epstein files?
[+6] u/Separate_Freedom_728: is it too late to buy corsair calls??
[+6] u/Background-Nothing71: Catching knives on NVDA right now
[+6] u/Late_Company6926: Get solar panels on your house. It’s a no brainer.
[+6] u/analgape4206969: Wtf happened to my shiny rocks
[+6] u/Zuko2001: META please go to $670
[+6] u/bols_are_cooked: AI has plateaued, no real improvements for multiple years. I'll die on this hill.
[+6] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: How do the fuckers in the options sub have so much money? I withdrawal my gains every so often but my account kind of just bounces between $1k-$2k and those guys are like “I have 100 2029 itm spy leaps @ $8900 a piece”
[+6] u/Shoganai_Hito: Idk wtf CRSR does but I will yolo $30k of $15c exp Nov 20th first thing this morning to feed my family for generations
[+6] u/Maxeoeo: So we all ripping crsr today?
[+6] u/Anal_holocost: Italian PPI YoY Actual 6.8% (Forecast -, Previous 4.2%)
Porco dio 🤌
[+6] u/Either-Lie-9000: why wti not >100
fraud market
[+6] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Lord of the stonks, give me the 10x I need to buy my way out of all my problems thank you. Ramen 🙏
[+6] u/Routine-Agent-160: Let me get this straight, SpaceX will be valued at 1.5t but revenue will be 15b?
[+6] u/Fast_Signature7684: ratecuts back on menu boys
[+6] u/Robo_e: MU going to go crazy today
[+6] u/Numerous_Put4717: JUST BUY MU YOU STUPID ASSES. this is not rocket science
[+6] u/YeezyThoughtMe: Inflation numbers came came out 0.0% that means it’s all green by open?
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: Corporate profits down because companies are spending more on AI than they did on employees is such an MBA move
[+6] u/UnivalveX: ATH by open (who would have guessed)
[+5] u/hayleybts: Msft green means only one thing, that is spy red
[+5] u/xShiftfaced: They aren’t going to let it fall regards
[+5] u/GreenBud_Hero: Bruh why does ice want to know my reddit account? Is it to get super awesome lady boi porn?
[+5] u/rumpmasticater: Fucking pissed I don’t get my CRSR call before close yesterday
[+5] u/Utilize3372: I remember in Catholic Church they used to do this gesture where you shake hands halfway through the mass and say "Peace be with you". If instead of a handshake they threw haymaker punches after saying "Peace be with you", you'd have the equivalent of what's happening in the M.E.
BULLISH
[+5] u/helemaalwak: So which Drone stocks are you buying after the supreme leader announcement
[+5] u/Hot-Pop-3250: good luck, have fun, don't die
[+5] u/Icommandyou: It’s going to be a red day so of course like ritual msft will be green
[+5] u/Jemmani22: I ditched my msft and oil after holding a month and bleeding the fuck out. I swear to christ this shit is all fake and I'm the only one seeing my numbers
[+5] u/OHto30: WE’RE 👏 GOING 👏 DOWN 👏 I’M 👏 YELLING 👏 TIMBER 👏
[+5] u/__nameless____: Is that it? That's the only drop we can get? Boring
[+5] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Played earnings for the first time in over a year. I stay away from these because these things are usually just rigged shit shows.
The 3 companies I chose.
ZS -> -30%
P -> -15%
PLAB -> -30%
Yep. I estimated a 10-15% loss max on each report, but here I am… -$20k in 2 days. Will see you guys again in a year.
[+5] u/Livid_Concern_4597: All I ask for is Micron at 980
[+5] u/IamyourfantasyX: Watched some porn last night first time and these guys have massive dongs. Long and thick. I have neither of these. Is this normal? Thank god I found WSB to try and make money because the lord knows I need it.
[+5] u/Normal-Phase-1252: Last chance to buy META sub $700
[+5] u/OneJellyfish5980: Gamer Hypnosis: I'm a Gamer I'm a Gamer
[+5] u/spellbreaker: They say they want a big play. An absolute pumper.
And then one stares them right in the face but it's all "pirate logo sticker" this and "slapping RGB on cheap crap" that and "makes absolutely no long term sense"
[+5] u/aDonkeyWithACarrot: BREAKING: The government’s $8.9bn stake in Intel is now worth $51bn
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: Ebrahim Azizi, head of the Iranian parliament’s national security committee, wrote in a post on X that Iran’s red lines include the country’s right to enrich uranium, maintain stockpiles of enriched uranium and control the Strait of Hormuz.
No deal. Bombs will fly this weekend
[+5] u/whomakesthetendies: Just need oil to pump 30% today 😔
[+5] u/PanicApprehensive16: To pussy to go all in on CRSR. This is why I’ll always be a poor.
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: Shitty Companies magically going up 60% in a day after "pivoting" to AI has gotta be one of those signs 😹🤌
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Numbers always magically right inline
[+5] u/Snowman33001: omg I hate everybody on Reddit, why am I here?
That being said, long RDDT.
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/pineapplekiwipen made a bet that CRSR would go to 13.0 within **1 day** when it was 12.34 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.
Their record is now 3 wins and 23 losses
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[+5] u/ZYHUA: Now we enter Stagflation
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: Consumer wages flat, savings coming down, GDP lowering... But let's buy chips 🚀
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: When will bear learn?
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: 10 years ago to the day, Harambe died for our sins
[+5] u/AccordingBee5821: Should I fomo into CRSR?
[+5] u/Junter_Lederhosen: Silly bears, AI is the consumer now
[+5] u/90sRiceWagon: When I see short squeeze being mentioned on here I know the stock is garbage (CRSR)
[+5] u/Livid_Concern_4597: Cmon MU baby let’s get that pump going
[+5] u/ballzstreetwets: Keep dropping 🫳 😤 🔥 👀
[+5] u/Several_Bread_9144: Porn content enterprise
[+97] u/OSRSkarma: US APRIL PCE PRICE INDEX RISES 0.4% M/M; EST. +0.5%
US APRIL PCE PRICE INDEX RISES 3.8% Y/Y; EST. +3.8%
US APRIL CORE PCE PRICE INDEX RISES 0.2% M/M; EST. +0.3%
US APRIL CORE PCE PRICE INDEX RISES 3.3% Y/Y; EST. +3.3%
Sorry I’m late, was making waffles
[+25] u/ohnoesthisisit: its wild. the market and the "economy" is living in a world of ai, space exploration, and quantum computing. yet my physical reality and drive into work shows --- literally nothing has changed in almost 30 years.
[+16] u/BFox1982: Quit thinking about fundamentals and just trade on vibes. 😎
[+15] u/Firm_Variation6452: If crsr hits $20 I will turn gay for one night
[+12] u/bigassdump: CRSR is pumping hard
[+12] u/AlmostAsianJim: Dear god, deliver me from my 9-5.
[+12] u/Uniquename34556: Other than sex these are the most exciting 3 minutes of my day.
[+11] u/S3ndNud3s: Loaded my bags, MU to 1,000 by EOD
[+11] u/hermeskino715: Love the smell of cooked numbers in the morning
[+11] u/Jwelz90: My god, I wish I had the balls to try to time whats coming.
[+11] u/AwarenessOk5979: CRSR 15C speaking to me like the green goblin mask
[+11] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: Is CRSR now the play?
[+11] u/mightychicken64: everyone jump in CRSR!
[+10] u/mehmilani: Guys hear me out. Who's gonna supply all the mouse pads needed for data centers?
[+10] u/Spy300: >**Wells Fargo reaffirmed on May 13** its forecast that the Federal Reserve will implement **two quarter-point rate cuts in 2026**, despite April’s Consumer Price Index and Producer Price Index both coming in hotter than expected.
>https://www.thestreet.com/fed/wells-fargo-sees-writing-on-the-wall-about-the-next-fed-rate-cut
Wells Fargo with the win. June rate cuts it is.
[+10] u/svpa3991: When mango starts talking about grabbing a stake in your stock sector 🤑😩
[+10] u/claytondpark: Who in their right mind would pay to use facebook, I mean they couldn't pay me to use that garbage
[+10] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: Bears starting to realize after years that market has nothing to do with fundamentals.
[+10] u/astromouse2024: Shrek dicks out for harambe
[+10] u/Speech_Path: Should I be a regard a FOMO into MU at open fellas?
[+10] u/SKJ_2012: I would be in CRSR if I wasnt already balls deep in MU
[+10] u/thealex7r: It feels like I just should buy any shit that someone mentions here.
It seems to skyrocket in a few days to like +40%-+600%.
[+10] u/Prestigious-Rough-72: You gotta be retarded
[+9] u/wafflepiezz: # LET THE BULLRUN CONTINUE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EUPHORIAAAAAAAA
[+9] u/llamaflocka: MU green. All is good and well again in the world.
[+9] u/Makingbwed: I hope everyone in here hits +1000% play today. AMEN🙏
[+9] u/cannythecat: Bears were dancing last night LMAO 🤌
[+9] u/pooterssssssssss: Wanna know something funny? Crypto did NOT pump... BTC still down 3%... 73500 lolol. George from Cryptorus is gonna be like "Why BTC Didnt Pump Today"
[+9] u/ProudPeak3570: imagine telling the boys you're in bitcorn and not micron
[+9] u/DangerNoodleDemiGod: Seriously though: I hope everyone makes money today.
[+9] u/Unlikely_Disaster_67: Markets didn’t move an inch on the Iran attack news!?
[+9] u/Cpryus: Yeah this is legit never going to go down
[+9] u/Accurate-Letter-546: all the idiots fomoing into Corsair this morning. You're gonna baghold today.
[+9] u/Frozen_Shades: Would it kill them to open the casino 10 minutes early just once?
[+9] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: 8 minutes in and I still haven’t made a trade. Incredible discipline
[+8] u/Impossible-Fun2027: CRSR is gonna be 20 today and 30 next week 🤪
[+8] u/moorhound: GDP revised down, PCE up, jobless claims up, ceasefire in shambles
And yet, we're going to go up because ~50% of market volume is retail now and they don't read
[+8] u/big-baller-47: MU 1000 today! We green
[+8] u/Any_Life_6178: The street is keeping everything overvalued for the SpaceX IPO scam. Plan accordingly
[+8] u/Valkorion335786: MU bears fell asleep to 881 and waking up to 928 🤣
[+8] u/rothira29: My DRAM IS STILL ALIVE!
[+8] u/jahdyudnwl: I’m not bol, I’m not ber. I am pig 🐷
[+8] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: You can seduce a fat girl with a sandwich
[+8] u/jahdyudnwl: Only rug at open is Aladdin’s when we flying high
[+8] u/jerm2z: Corsair makes a stick that has rainbow lights and you put that on a stand on your desk. It costs like $120. It doesn’t do anything except rainbow lighting, but it goes with your other computer accessories with rainbow lights. Now how is that not bullish?
[+8] u/No-Put2311: At my 9-5 waiting for the market to open to one day escape said 9-5
[+8] u/Psychological_Fly109: Told you regards that CRSR would go the moon on open, best thing is this is still early
[+8] u/pm-me-nice-pics: Wife changing money today
[+7] u/Dongkey_kong: Is CRSR really gonna pop off at open?
[+7] u/zangor: I got these random Aug CRSR 10c and I’ve been so bad at trading options this whole year, this is the first time I’ve seen the ITM icon. That’s a nice touch Robinhood designers.
[+7] u/DangerNoodleDemiGod: Anyone else feel like CRSR gonna drop off a cliff at open? 🤣😂🤣. I’ve got calls, so I’m hoping it doesn’t. But am prepped to take profits fast and re-enter if it shows rally strength.
[+7] u/Good_Lingonberry6626: Bond yields up, oil up and inflation up usually means stocks lower…so all time highs today.
[+7] u/crab_people_now: CRSR just brought me positive for the month
[+7] u/NonBalisticSniper: Just flipped my PC on and some bad ass lights lit up in the case. Calls on CRSR
[+7] u/CatDadd0: Who up corsing their sair rn??
[+7] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #So 3.8% is the new normal PCE inflation, GOT IT, CALLS CALLS CALLS
[+7] u/widerdog: my corsair case, power supply, watercooler looking at me funny today
[+7] u/Biostatistix: Stock market gonna go up every week forever until it goes to zero in one big boom - probably the spacex ipo
[+7] u/ChristianM97: MSFT down everyday 1% to 1.5% for a week and suddenly it’s up 0.75% one day and everyone be like “we’re so back”
[+7] u/Ermahgerd_Sterks: IRL I own a greeting card company but I will be switching to AI greeting cards so please invest in me.
[+7] u/necarpenter417: I'd like to see a -2% day, need a real dip to buy
[+7] u/Thebaxxxx: M2 money supply is still going parabolic. Money printer nearly at covid levels since *January*
> They just dont give a fickity fuck anymore do they?
[+7] u/Trashpanda7193: My futes got to -0.01% before diving again. It’s so synchronised it’s beautiful
[+7] u/AdditionalMany1292: Out of all the stocks you chodes pick crsr to pump and dump
[+7] u/Psychological_Fly109: CRSR will pump to the moon at open
[+7] u/WallyWally12345: Lotto crsr puts to inverse this sub lol
[+7] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: #Anything but >20% gain for MU is red
[+7] u/OldWonder5865: Green NVDA? wtf everybody sell
[+7] u/Psychological_Fly109: Congrats all CRSR buyers on making 10% in 2 minutes
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: Everyone FOMO’ing into CRSR
Surely this will end well 😏
[+6] u/Immediate_Type4095: Wtf am i watching look at the price action on 30y bonds
[+6] u/WindNo3445: SPY 770 EOD to send bers back into eternal hibernation
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: If it wasn’t for ai our GDP would be -2% by now 😂
[+6] u/pooterssssssssss: LUNR was down 4.3% premarket about 20 min ago now only down 1.9%!!! Lets goooo?!
[+6] u/Evander85: This is going to be a generational pump today
[+6] u/oldbeancam: Thank you u/DonaldPump1 for CRSR
[+6] u/jakeisarake: Come in here 8pm ber happy come 8am ber dead
[+6] u/MajorSexer67: Those bears are not human bro
[+6] u/CharmingSoil: Oh weird, positive news about Iran just before the market opens.
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: 6 months from now we'll still be talking about SPY 750 like we did when SPY was 690
[+6] u/TickTockTaudit: All calls all balls to Labor Day fellas.
Get out your boat shoes.
[+6] u/WindNo3445: Yes shrek... show us that shiny green meat rod
[+6] u/RJNavarrete: Semiconductor gang we back
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: DEFENSIVE RETALIATORY STRIKES
[+6] u/Independent-Egg9086: CRSR bagholders in 24 minutes.
[+6] u/CoatEnvironmental728: Might go cash gang for the next week or so. Fuck you in advance
[+6] u/ChristianM97: Do people really think MU will reach 1000 before all those Friday 1000 calls expire? LMAO
[+6] u/Star_Lord924: Hey MU...how about a 5-10% day.. nothing too crazy. Just a little something something ya know??
[+6] u/No_Cod972: CNBC stands for CringeNBC
[+6] u/GemmyBoy999: Corsair added AI servers to their resume and got a doubling in company value as a result lol.
[+6] u/lSazedl: just gonna yolo into CRSR calls and shares
[+6] u/trsx5: MU bulls about to get a wake up call here soon. Take your profits!!
[+6] u/MathTutorAndCook: Its important to know for my investing
What is a human life worth on average
[+6] u/gervs99: This has been the most insane premarket movement
[+6] u/Okami_The_Sun: Bolls this, bears that all for it to end flat on the day
[+6] u/NoProfessional4650: Yall remember Harambe? RIP
[+6] u/Frozen_Shades: Is the rug in the room with us now?
[+6] u/jahdyudnwl: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, bags are heavy
[+6] u/spellbadgrammargood: "Peace deal" -> Market pumps
Fighting continues -> Market pumps less
[+6] u/Uisce-beatha: Lol, MSFT couldn't even wait until open to dump
[+6] u/Spez_is-a-nazi: Well Karp does a lot of snow so it’s kind of a natural synergy.
[+6] u/bennyblancobb: i have ptsd from yesterday
[+5] u/Dramatic-Ad-4678: $NOK$ is hitting $30 by end of the year
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: JUST RGBMAX BRO AND YOU ARE AI READY
[+5] u/Seagullslovefries: Donnie please help me pump Costco, Wmt, dg and Tgt. My bags are fucking heavy now
[+5] u/llamaflocka: CRSR has room to run 20 by EOD
[+5] u/Thetatterer: So my NVDA calls may be green today?! 🤞🙈
[+5] u/astromouse2024: Do you honestly think we’d go down on the anniversary of Harambe? Not gonna happen. Even Shrek is gonna have his dick out for harambe
[+5] u/jahdyudnwl: Ber is the dumbest species
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: Need market to pump AND Wti to pump.. how
[+5] u/Biostatistix: What are the chances semis tank even with cooked PCE numbers?
[+5] u/savingstrainagain: Mother of all dumps when market opens
[+5] u/NonBalisticSniper: Hormuz is sooo last night...
[+5] u/maomaocat: I'd forgotten how embarrassingly easy it is to make money when you have money...
[+5] u/BigWarning8696: My June 5 RCAT calls were -93% last week and now ITM. That's a personal record comeback for me
[+5] u/collegefootballfan69: Boys what you are experiencing is the pump before the dump. So of like when you jerk off before taking a shit
[+5] u/disishowedoit: Anddd space pump is over
[+5] u/VirgillMastercard: Market is allergic to red days!
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Remember to panic and buy puts right at open when you see that giant Clifford you’ll see a little bounce to scare you out of your puts, and then it’ll go a cunt hair lower that’s when you know you’re safe.
Then you’ll see this massive green candle. Just ignore that. Totally fake. And all the subsequent green candles
[+5] u/Malefic-Angel: come on MU i need to see $950 today
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Bers were up all night thinking about buying fun stuff this weekend now theyre just thinking about how theyre gonna pay their bills
[+5] u/LeupMeisterGenral: !banbet crsr 100 14d
[+5] u/JPM1216: I am here reporting for the CRSR pump 🫡
[+5] u/Worth-Razzmatazz-747: why is this entire week so flat. come on
[+5] u/gervs99: Honestly idk what to expect at open 😭 worse than gambling
[+5] u/svpa3991: Manifesting Qcom 5% day, lot of gains to make up
[+5] u/forsds: why crsr +40% in 2 days
[+5] u/lSazedl: My tinfoil hat theory is that MMs figured out that a majority of the market is now controlled by algos who only read headlines and rely on those headlines to report facts. If the headlines are juiced and report lies, we will never go down again.
[+5] u/LabyrinthLayers: I don’t understand the hype behind this Leopold mf stock purchases. Just some ugly retard that knew Sam Altman 🤷♂️
[+5] u/llamaflocka: What does a cow say? MUUUUUU
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: I just realized i need a new day job. With inflation at these levels my salary has taken a 20% hit since last year lmao
[+5] u/MacaronMost: Pay attention to drone stocks. Three companies were specifically mentioned yesterday and are now green.
[+5] u/Mark_of_Divinity: CSPR time to shine! Let's goo
[+5] u/Weak_Ostrich459: I just bought back into MU, prayers should be answered
[+5] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: VIX headed for negative numbers
[+5] u/SKJ_2012: MU about to blow through to $1000 at open
[+5] u/Perfect-Mixture-3577: Everyones making money on either space or ram while im watching poet cucking my port and making me watch in the corner
[+5] u/kemar7856: New day msft with a price target over $600 but still doesn't want to move
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: imagine how many $CRSR baggies are finally gonna get relieved at open
[+5] u/AdventurousFinish681: dollar tree and kohls are pumping 18% , is this a recession indicator?
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: whew i was worried we'd get bad news but inflation was only 3.8% and growth just 20% lower than expected
back to spamming market buy on shitcos at the highest valuations ever
[+5] u/Mangoworshipper: The dump to 745 at open will be crazy
[+5] u/livingunique: Core PCE: 3.3%
PCE: 3.8%
[+5] u/Top58: Buy 1000 shares of CRSR Then sell 15c’s for tomorrow that’s the play
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Open the casino you crazy bastards
[+5] u/Initial-Magazine2169: This place like a Tylenol Anonymous meeting
[+5] u/bobbyd121: what's with the MSFT daily morning dump right before open?
[+5] u/Big-_D: MSFT is a gay ass company
[+5] u/kemar7856: Alab is a beast omg 😳
[+5] u/mtech101: Gimme that RGB AI shit Corsair!!
Let's ride.
[+5] u/PossumImposter2: Looks like the big crash is finally here, it has been a pleasure trading with you all. I will always cherish the memories we had together.
[+5] u/Andymilez: I just sold my LUNR call options for a 78% gain...always buy LUNR dips!!!
[+5] u/Psychological_Fly109: Everyone who was shitting on CRSR is real quite since open LOL
[+5] u/bigboybigbat: Just crash 5 percent already. The strait has been shut for 90 days after us winning the war a 100 times in those 90 days.
[+5] u/SmoresPies: missing this semiconductor bullrun has me feeling FUCKING STUPID. and it also feels like the last train left to "make it". every other "bull" industry at the moment (space, quantum, robotics, whatever buzzword) is at minimum 15-20 years off from where these chip stocks are today.
[+5] u/Swiftnice: PLTR bulls cant stand that SNOW is a much better company lol
[+5] u/Deep-Text-5909: Just one -1% day come on
[+5] u/Embarrassed_Chain548: I need a solid 15% on Sivers and I can sell with no loss lfg!🫡
[+16] u/Trader0721: Deal reached!…to continue negotiations…
[+16] u/Curious-Bird-8159: https://preview.redd.it/og6jv84d0w3h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2048d2f32d71fa12386d16116275cfe75b64243b
Wars over
[+15] u/TonyStarks81: It’s fun watching the newbies with CRSR. Don’t stress guys. You will wonder if you should sell and constantly ask here but there will be no good answers. In the end you will hold longer than you should, end up with more profit than you deserve, and still be miserable because you didn’t time it perfectly. Then you will chase that same high over the next 30 days until you are back to red for the year. Welcome to WSB!!!
[+15] u/_lueless: Market sucks cock, everything goes up after I sell. I buy and suddenly a tornado hits the headquarters of the company.
[+14] u/lookingforajob2020: imagine the millions of dollars in profit that the guys at axios are making by literally just full porting 0dte calls
[+14] u/SxeySteve: "Sir, it's a red alert! Markets are down 15bps!"
"Don't worry, I already have Axios on the phone"
[+12] u/GRM50: Holy F up almost 700% on my CRSR Calls
[+11] u/Illustrious_Pair2990: The war is over for the 20th time
[+11] u/skymagic: > Trump asked for a few days to think about the final deal - Axios
LMAO
[+11] u/habfranco: I'm pretty sure at this point that if some huge good news comes out, like world hunger is solved or cancer is cured, the market will tank.
[+10] u/TipEmpty8429: CRSR is free real estate
[+10] u/comrade_hank: crsr bers r gay 🤣 shit pumpin
[+10] u/VIPDeluxeTendies: Somebody find me that CRSR guy. I need to suck his dick NOW
[+10] u/MrCoolGuy42: Oh cool - already down 40% on CRSR I bought like 20 minutes ago
[+10] u/Burtonwurton: Ya I am not touching shit here. Done for the day I guess
[+10] u/ShutUpTodd: "an agreement on a 60-day memorandum of understanding to extend the ceasefire and launch negotiations on Iran's nuclear program that still needs POTUS approval"
This means nothing. Extend a ceasefire that isn't even happening?
But whatevs, my shit is now green.
[+10] u/Sensitive_nob: ”Axios reported“ translation: market manipulation
[+10] u/Competitive-Ant2876: - Lebanon attacks intensify—- which Iran said Lebanon has to come to an end which is main sticking point for any negotiation
-attack on US air base
- US shutting down Iranian airstrips for refueling
- US launched air strikes
All within 24hrs but some how there is an agreement for MOU
Yeah full porting puts.
[+9] u/DobermanLover44: CRSR…the train is leaving the station!! 🚀🚀🚀
[+9] u/miss_L_fire: Bols really thought. I am bol, I really thought
[+9] u/Unh0lyCatf1sh: Today marks the 10th Anniversary of the death of Harambe the Gorilla, murdered in cold blood due to the negligence of two bad parents
I ask now that you all whip your dicks out and helicopter them around the room in memory of our fallen brother
Sleep well sweet prince, we will not forget you
[+9] u/LiveMotivation: We reach a deal but need you to finalize the deal. Dumb fucking headline
[+9] u/cryptohomunculus: Its so weird going to work for $250 and then coming home and making $500 - $1k in an hour
[+9] u/stonetrade: Yeah only Axios 1000th report that the war is coming to an end
[+9] u/itsnotshade: Good thing Axios released this peace deal development right before the oil data drops
[+9] u/Active_Finish2316: Raise your hand if you bought the top
[+9] u/Nervous-Basis-1707: We’re 8 minutes away from “Iranian official denies deal reached, calls Trump a liar and fat”
[+9] u/Tay_Tay86: Axios claims they have a deal but 🥭 is thinking about it for a few days
[+9] u/CriticalAnt2057: How many times has this war been done?
[+8] u/btoned: This is truly just mind blowing how our STOCK market literally operates on tweets.
[+8] u/Buydipstothemoon: Okay CRSR is dumb money. Another example of putting AI onto something and it pumps.
[+8] u/Phenomous: Up nearly 50% on CRSR stock that I bought yesterday
What a clown market
[+8] u/ect_me_bro: some guy said CRSR 100 14 days
[+8] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Thank you wsb regards for buying my $crsr bags at 400% profit 🙏
[+8] u/GreenCurrency2228: ty to whoever suggest long on corsair 3 days ago
[+8] u/TheMostMid: FUCK IT I MISS JPOW THERE I SAID IT !!
[+8] u/damnvid: How does every thing I go into always go the opposite direction. Unreal. I even tried inversing myself
[+8] u/Distinct_Chard3048: Will full port mu if it gets to 880
[+8] u/HomeHedgeFund: Bers be like: "DO NOT REDEEEEM, DO NOT REDEEM MAAAAAAMMMM"
[+8] u/Eddyrancid: Love to see my stupid, thoughtless gamble on Spy calls today pay for my stupid, thoughtless, disastrous Spy gamble yesterday.
[+8] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Someone tell iran they agreed to the deal please
[+8] u/TurbodToilet: I can’t with this shit man. This fat fucking orange chud is using the same “peace deal” headline for the 6th time in a row to pump the markets.
[+8] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: Bers wrong again? Must be a day that ends in y LMAO
[+8] u/zeusbox: 90% of this sub are just fomoers.
[+7] u/csklmf: how high will CRSR go today?
[+7] u/Haoieee: MU needs to stop playing and hit $1000 eod
[+7] u/ObviousDoxx: CSRS market cap is so dog shit it could genuinely squeeze to… infinity
[+7] u/BecomingSavior: Sold half my CRSR for decent profit. Don't get greedy
[+7] u/CleftyHeft: I think CRSR can go higher
[+7] u/Plenty_Homework17: A new day, a new +20% on Space stocks 🚀
[+7] u/Puzzleheaded_Owl_417: Stop selling you mfkers
[+7] u/arbitraryBlue: Sadly, MSFT puts right here. It never holds 😔
[+7] u/DahyunDabFan: 🌈🐻 spent their iran gains at dollar tree 😭
[+7] u/chuddyman: Im probably really going to regret paper handing my CRSR calls at 600%
[+7] u/L0pat0: CRSR, she ain’t done yet folks
[+7] u/InitialPsychology731: MSFT I wish to lick yo ass
[+7] u/calvin_tam: There's no shame in taking profits
[+7] u/peopeopeopeo10: Wtf space pull up pull up
[+7] u/ImpressiveAmount4684: YOU 🫵 clowning on MSFT now FOMO'ing into it lmao
[+7] u/isolated-cat: U.S. AND IRAN REACH DEAL BUT NEED TRUMP'S FINAL APPROVAL, OFFICIALS SAY -AXIOS
[+7] u/mks_csw: iran denial news ETA 15min
[+7] u/Impressive_Order60: I have a micronpenis
[+7] u/YourCautionaryTale: You just can't trade this shit anymore.
[+7] u/Podop29: watch trump reject the deal
[+7] u/rocier: Im outta CRSR, made a sweete 80 bucks! I'm off to quit my job, see you in hell fuckers!
[+7] u/running_to_empty: War over news: +2%
War still in news: -0.3%
Negotiations on table: +1%
Negotiations off table: -0.03%
Dip buyers: $$$
Bers: 📉
[+7] u/xeuropa: Breaking: US and Iran reach deal but need 🌮s final approval- Axios
[+7] u/SeesawQuiet5620: yikes. rip folks who went heavy into corsair this morning
[+7] u/LarryStink: Another fake headline. Timing was off though the crude stocks report isnt for another 40 minutes. Even if its a real headline, the MOU for 60 days just prolongs the oil crisis as neither side is willing to compromise on the straight.
[+7] u/RockwelInternational: All the algos need to be shut down.
They can't trade for shit.
[+7] u/WarmCan3034: Market has only been open for an hour 👴🏻
[+7] u/vermilli21: Just throw out all TA or fundamentals out the window, AXIOS is running the market now
[+7] u/Gold_Victory3435: this algo market manipulation thing is killing trading. completely killing it.
[+7] u/kim82352: wtf, nobody believes axios anymore ?
[+6] u/ExaminationPale1856: $CRSR gonna go to the MOON 🚀
[+6] u/7fingersDeep: Market will NEVER go into a recession or even bear market again.
You can put out fake economic numbers and people will believe because they WANT to believe it.
Something has to eventually break but I have no idea what or when that is. In the meantime, it’s all straight up to the sun.
[+6] u/pumpkin1986: Panic sell everything to buy crsr?
[+6] u/foobangdao: can crsr just do a friendly pump to 15 already
[+6] u/SeesawQuiet5620: bought one crsr call to fulfill my fomo
[+6] u/Ssjalexgd4: Msft actually in the green? Ima cry 🥹
[+6] u/ExaminationPale1856: CRSR is free money 😎
[+6] u/ateranol: MSFT ripping is now a bear sign
[+6] u/SerialStrategist: NVDA calls pumping while the stock is dumping.
Make it make sense!
[+6] u/ALABAMUHA: micropenis bros... we're back
[+6] u/renato502: I know you guys already sleep on your cars, but people are really sleeping on Ford
[+6] u/DeepFuckingApes: Guys - how high is CRSR going end of this week or next week?
[+6] u/soscribbly: This pattern day trader garbage rule is costing me money… hurry up and get rid of this shit 😡
[+6] u/codespyder: Did all space stocks get obliterated by the Death Star or something?
[+6] u/vermilli21: MSFT green and not losing its gains yet? What timeline are we in
[+6] u/31andnotdone: I was raised in the smoking section of a bob's big boy
I know what a real economy is.
[+6] u/pussinbuuts: Microsoft to Release New Coding Model Next Week in Comeback Attempt - the Information
[+6] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: WAR IS OVER AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN
[+6] u/knoqd_: 🚨 U.S. AND IRAN REACH DEAL BUT NEED TRUMP'S FINAL APPROVAL, OFFICIALS SAY -AXIOS
Welcome back AXIOS
[+6] u/pussinbuuts: IRAN MP: MOST IRANIAN PROPOSALS ACCEPTED IN TALKS - YJC
[+6] u/NHLBro: Right after I sell my calls for a 20% gain there’s a shrek cock
[+6] u/Axwe8: # US SURRENDERED 🤡 NO WAY CHAT
[+6] u/vermilli21: Another post by Axios somehow moves the market yet missiles don’t. That makes sense
[+6] u/LiamPhlegmsworth: This market is so fucking lame it caused me to better myself and quit playing options.
[+6] u/EatMoreSleepMore: What are you doing stepSPY
[+6] u/Kickboy21: Bers in genuine disbelief
[+6] u/YTLupo: https://preview.redd.it/tbw4lfuf0w3h1.png?width=443&format=png&auto=webp&s=59a08f8cf15c01d59baf6b7db333534db1ac11d3
SOMEONE REPLY TO THIS WITH THAT GREEN CANDLE GOING THROUGH A BEARS ASS LMAO
[+6] u/AntiOriginalUsername: Potential deal to pump the market, final decision to be delayed until Monday to double pump most likely.
[+6] u/Gorm_the_Old: Axios: US-Iran Deal Imminent, This Time for Realsies not Funsies; "Greatest deal ever", "You won't believe how good of a deal we got", According to Source
[+6] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: But... my puts... tought i could make money today 😭
[+6] u/CorvusGearlock: lol it was falling off a cliff without that fake news
[+6] u/kazkeb: It's not a deal to end the war. It's a deal to keep negotiating a deal.
[+6] u/Spicyboi981: 🥭 typing in 757 on the keypad now
[+6] u/KeeLow300: 751 calls got me hard, sold, time to enjoy the day
[+6] u/Nysyk: How can a certain "journalist" be wrong so many times and still move markets lmao
[+6] u/Impressive_Trick_573: Axios: still no deal.
Market: fk yes
[+6] u/tortu995: Bruhh if nvdia isn't even worth 212 there isn't a single ai related stock that isn't worth at best 30% less. It would be like xiaomi trading at a premium valuation to apple while growing less.
[+6] u/Whiterossy: I am just too stupid for this
Creating a war, inflating oil: -5%
Stopping the war, oil still inflated: +25%
We traded sideways for MONTHS before this war, and suddenly we are in bulltown.
[+6] u/mangled_degenerate: Are you trying to bang this "friend?"
[+5] u/lordofming-rises: LUNR please do a +15% again
[+5] u/lolgoodone34: Us META cucks might get another green day
[+5] u/Fieryhotsauce: Only put a hundred on CRSR and still feel stooopid
[+5] u/ArtofMan_: MFST IS BACK FROM THE DEAD
[+5] u/SSkilledJFK: The federal jury implicitly found that 🥭 deliberately and forcibly penetrated Ms. Carroll with his fingers in the 1990s. As a result, it found him liable for sexually abusing her. It also found 🥭 liable for defaming Carroll in 2022 when he denied her allegations. The jury awarded her $5 million in total damages. Judge Lewis A. Kaplan later clarified that the verdict effectively found 🥭 had raped Carroll according to the common definition of the word, even if not the strict legal one used in court.
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
[+5] u/ButtExterminator: Sold my calls too soon 🥲
[+5] u/MunchiePenis: LUNR carrying my port rn
[+5] u/halkodit: CRSR just keeps printing
[+5] u/degenforlife69: FAKE NUMBERS PAMP IT
[+5] u/GoldGlove2720: Can't believe I sold my $10 7/17 calls on CRSR when it was up 75%. Fuck me
[+5] u/GenitalWartHogg: I’m just gonna shut my app and not look at my CRSR holdings like a maniac.
if I lose I lose fuck it! I put my trust in you autists!!!
[+5] u/King_Credit: Where are the bulls you speak of???
[+5] u/bedgecheatures: In for 50 shares of CRSR at 12.54, might be fucked, STAY TUNEDEM
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: why is this so addicting?
[+5] u/Overflow0X: Guess who was short MU for months until yesterday?
You welcome.
[+5] u/DeadlyFlora: ASTS tryna piss me tf off this morning
[+5] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: Bers got all excited for a huge nothing burger again?
Wow I am shocked. SHOCKED!
[+5] u/dataCollector42069: that V fucked me right before taking profits on mstr puts
[+5] u/HK01985: Somehow my 752 1DTE from yesterday survived today
[+5] u/DarthTraderrr: WTF lmfao.. this market is regarded
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: "A deal is on the table"... Take the WILDEST guess who reported it? lol
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: So basically Iran proposed a deal and since Trump probably hasn't even seen it yet, there isn't a deal but we pump anyways, neat
[+5] u/bunnytoad69: That awkward moment when I bought SPXW calls at 10:09 AM and my +100% sell order filled at 10:12 AM instantly.
[+5] u/No_Fig_7835: Iran going to come out and say they agreed to none of this like the last 10 times
[+5] u/justanaveragejoe520: Markets down go go tried and tested axios to report on a deal in sight 😂. It’s comical but it gets green results 👍🏻
[+5] u/TonyStarks81: CRSR is so close to infamy. It just need to drop back below $9 and it will have its own sub full of people claiming the elites kept them from being billionaires and any day now if they just buy and hold they will all be rich.
[+5] u/CorvusGearlock: Axios is literally the onion at this point
[+5] u/mynutsrbig: F calls all week. Vibes only
[+5] u/ChipWong82: So is Donnie going to seal the deal by sending over couple of peace bombs?
[+5] u/Ble_h: These peace deal pumps are getting weaker and weaker.
[+5] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Axios is a paid actor
[+5] u/ElectronicShoulder26: I fomoed yesterday, it’s currently-14.5%
[+5] u/ez399017: What is this? A pullback for ants?
[+5] u/LiveMotivation: The narrative is going to change so fast to the downside you’ll wonder what happened.
[+5] u/Marcoos123: That move on CRSR was just a small pullback. It's already going back up
[+5] u/mousepop321: Bought that sweet CRSR dip
[+5] u/Such_Net_8839: Bomb Iran, small dump, peace deals coming, pump to next level, repeat
[+5] u/whitepug: Genuinely why is 🌽 dropping this hard wtf this shit looks primed to sink to 68k
[+5] u/Rosella2562: Of course MSFT pumps the one day I didn’t have calls 🙄
[+5] u/FrostingOk2692: I was promised +10% everyday on MU until 6969
[+5] u/PissedItDownMyLeg: I hate this site and its users including myself. Yet I keep coming back
[+5] u/Wise_Ticket_5093: need the gnarliest spx pump of 2026 rn
[+5] u/sounbaggie: Get into onds while you can, don't say I didn't warn you
[+5] u/arbitraryBlue: I'm sorry MSFT, I forgot you had game
[+5] u/PsychoSynthesizer: Are AXIOS paid per SPX point?
[+5] u/Temporary-Equal-774: \>US AND IRAN REACH DEAL BUT NEED TRUMP'S FINAL APPROVAL: AXIOS
[+5] u/Nervous-Basis-1707: I sold my calls before this candle. :(((((
[+5] u/jdfan51: I stopped trading for like a month because I got tired of getting blown out by News my first day back I get blown out by News
[+5] u/BleakyBluster: Woah MSFT up 3% today
Is it finally time?
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Made 1k in the morning. I was debating of getting back in, but I was right not too so far. We will see how this market goes when volume settles down.
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Im so sick of this fuckn dog and pony show, someone just do it.
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: We must cheer for high oil prices. Be proud buying $8.50/gallon gasoline
[+5] u/hallett21: Look at this beautiful rug we’re all standing on
[+5] u/Sam_Vicious2: It's my birthday fellow degens - here's to hoping I hit a birthday miracle play today
[+5] u/Czyzzle: Imagine your pussy clamped so tight you were afraid to buy calls at open
[+5] u/Future_Hyena2562: Bought CRSR in my HSA. We can finally go to the doctor
[+5] u/Lossendal: Just bought some mu, time for it to tank
[+5] u/rayquan36: It's done. Sell everything. Bears won.
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: msft is truly the inverse of the indexes..😅
[+5] u/AssertiveRandom: NVDA preparing to dive once again
[+5] u/Bam2458: Ah, he needs to “think about it” which means send a few more bombs over, load up on calls, then approve it on Tuesday.
[+5] u/Icy-Truck3734: Most scripted shit ever
[+5] u/Rez-_-: Damn what a coincidence as soon as I long oil we stop the straight line up and go back to fuckery to close out important candles and make this confusing
[+5] u/HomeHedgeFund: OPEN THE FUCKIN’ MICRON YOU CRAZY BASTARDS! Praise be to Allah. Donald J. Pump
[+5] u/Useful_Donut6789: core PCE index MoM came in below estimate? hmmm idk about that
[+5] u/bigboyvapesinc: $NOW I can afford rent
[+5] u/TheyCallMeCool1: Corsair is shifting to AI when their own software doesnt even work in the first place?
[+5] u/tldamico: What is this? A market crash for ants?
[+5] u/DirtyRottenBiscuit: CRSR about to go to $20 next week.
[+5] u/ChreeKnowsBest: MU fighting for its life to stay above 900 😩
[+5] u/No-Clerk7943: is 0.33% consider mooning for NVDA?
[+5] u/Bam2458: Another deal pump, here we go!
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: After long negotiations they've landed on a deal to launch negotiations
[+5] u/CMTTrader: \*\*\*U.S. and Iranian negotiators have reached an agreement on a 60-day memorandum of understanding to extend the ceasefire and launch negotiations on Iran's nuclear program, but President Trump has yet to give it his final approval: Axios
[+5] u/acqz: The 3 memory stocks I own are the 3 that are down today. Cool cool.
[+5] u/glizzygravy: CRSR minting a whole new era of bagholders just like in the COVID days. Bless up!
[+5] u/Whiterossy: I might be stupid as fuck but it genuinely makes 0 sense that we've had over 15 candles of at least 0.5% on SPY and QQQ every time Axios posts a headline that we reached a deal. Literal 8% of the gains have been due to headlines, how does that make any sense? Are the algos retarded?
[+5] u/Sufficient_Nose629: Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards!
[+5] u/Quick_Lawfulness7501: New ATH every single fucking day
[+5] u/Elegant-Berry5192: You know what the Middle East makes that’s really high quality?
*rugs*
[+5] u/sylphvanas: wtf is wrong with NVDA
[+5] u/iamthetimby: I think I was one of the first retards on here for CRSR
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/g4bQuDbhEj
[+5] u/miss_L_fire: Red futes at night, bear’s delight. Back flat by morning, theta’s warning
[+14] u/PM_ME_YOUR___ISSUES: Fuck Axios and Barak Ravid.
[+12] u/LacklessLuck: Good news, Axios released a potential deal article. Bad news is, we don't know who Axios is.
[+12] u/IXI_Bman: How the fuck is this trading. Bulls you get saved by a repeat headline everyday for 3 months. Are the algos only programmed to just pump holy fuck. Nice market its just beyond tradable at this point this shit is ridiculous.
[+11] u/Mother___Night: I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY
[+10] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: “According to Israeli media, Iran's Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei has not accepted a memorandum of understanding with the US.”
Jfc lol
[+10] u/Burger_Gouger: Read the news = lose money
Read Truths and Axios = Profit
I hate this game
[+10] u/lifeskipper18: Why is the market pumping a lot suddenly?
[+9] u/Strangerdanger8812: When depression takes me... make sure my headstone reads "Expired Worthless"
[+9] u/HowWeLikeToRoll: Missiles in the evening, peace in the morning. What a fucking circus.
[+9] u/chiswis: Jensen do something
I’ve been holding your shit stonk for 1 week
[+9] u/Namtabmal: Every fucking day,
AMD +6%
Sandisk +6%
Nbius, Mu, crwv. It just wont stop. This is absolutely fucking ridiculous
[+8] u/PropheticMurmurs: Imagine thinking that up 20% is “rugged” lol.
Big money is just starting to enter $CRSR. It still has plenty of room to fly over the next few weeks.
[+8] u/BlueDAuvergne: Imagine driving a 60k car on a 60k income financed with a 7% interest rate lol. Absolute clowns. Cant pay outright for the rims on that thing lol but trying to look big to strangers
Zero impulse control or financial sense and then complaining "we gotta tax the rich, i can barely make ends meet"
[+8] u/The_Judgement_Nut: I wish i had the balls to full port, but consistent profits are good as well right ?
[+8] u/X_Y_Z807: It's funny how this is the most up to date news source lol
[+8] u/spky_: i24 News: *Iran's Supreme Leader Khamenei has not accepted a memorandum of understanding with the US.*
Either bro's getting sidelined or the deal is fucked lmao
[+8] u/Blacksin01: Boats are being shot, us is bombing iran.
what peace deal lol.
[+8] u/happyegg1000: Spy is so fucking stupid. Traded sideways yesterday on taco meeting, oil down, and possible deal. Now today inflation is higher than it’s been in 3 years and we’re trading strikes with Iran but it hits ATH. Just fucking infuriating
[+8] u/DiamondHands667: I trade better off vibes instead of indicators
[+8] u/Upper-Difficulty660: so US / Iran has made a deal again....but needs mangos approval ............any bets on mango fucking things up. I bet mango gives everything away for a deal and not even coming close to the agreement Obama had with Iran.
[+8] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Smci is the next 1 trillion dollar stonk
[+8] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: Poor people SUCK
SPY 900 EOY, actually end of summer
[+8] u/SteakEater137: The market really is a parody at this point.
Bombs flying, no deal, Hormuz closed: Oil +3%
Rumor of discussing a possible ceasefire: Oil -3%
[+8] u/FunBorn1053: DRAMming bers in the 🕳️
[+7] u/Jagged_Tide: Remember: if 🥭 tweets that the deal is going through we are going to 800 EOD
[+7] u/xyrian328: MU taking off again wow
[+7] u/Burger_Gouger: Sitting on 10k cash. Paralyzed.
[+7] u/DataStructuresKid: bought 100 0dte QQQ Puts 731 Strike @ 1.25 for 12.5k total, let's see where this takes me
[+7] u/browsk: Is axios another one of those threatened news corps that trump sued lol
[+7] u/eirinite: \> try to be a good trader and consider mean reversion
\> gains can't keep going on forever
\> all futures gap up in minutes
lmao ok. fuck me for trying. back to put credit spreads i go
[+7] u/TheSauce69: Currently wearing my gloves and mask alone in my car on the way to my 29th covid booster 💪
[+7] u/guy_cloutier: "The president relayed to the mediators that he wants a couple of days to think about it," a U.S. official said.
Hahaha they want to buy calls
[+7] u/UnholyTrigon: Ber being short ladder attacked
[+7] u/Equal-Caramel-2613: I finally FOMO'd into SNDK...prepare for the crash y'all.
[+7] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: MU you dirty dawg, you done done it again
[+7] u/Jagged_Tide: Third consecutive ATH in the last hour btw
[+7] u/Curious-Tap8312: The guy who wrote the article is an Israeli journalist with a history of market manipulation accusations. He used buzzwords in the article like “peace deal” to trigger the algorithms. He needs to pay for this…
[+7] u/Money_Term8366: Holy shit you bears got fucked, we are NEVER having another red day again
[+6] u/veryveryuniquename5: AMD IS GOING to 1000 LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/Internal-Cut-5890: If you think you’re eating anything other than 🌮you special
[+6] u/Strangerdanger8812: Imagine having a credit score under 800
[+6] u/MordorBlues: SPY needs a 30% drop to save the us from the black hole of idiocracy.
[+6] u/Large-Cantaloupe-460: GUYS MU IS ON SALE NOW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
[+6] u/Quirky_Row_2080: Even fucking MSFT is up. NVDA is a boomer piece of shit
[+6] u/Extension-Change-441: THE ONE PEACE IS REAL
[+6] u/Aware_Secret_8910: This market is a ragebait. Take a deep breath before taking impulsive decisions
[+6] u/Miserable_Radio8001: so rigged lmao, doesnt make sense at all
[+6] u/PropheticMurmurs: Yeah nothing has changed, the play is still $CRSR $15 calls.
Just gotta have more patience than a goldfish.
[+6] u/ForeverFinancial6438: All of a sudden I’m low key fuckin rich
[+6] u/ReggaePizza: Advanced money duplicator
[+6] u/FuckleUp: Deal includes more bombing
[+6] u/Snoo23417: We're back to the fake morning dumps followed by all day V.
[+6] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: 1 war. Each 67 peace deal followed by heavy bombing.
[+6] u/Neemzeh: Why is everyone talking about corsair. What did they do
[+6] u/Lake-Dependent: Neither leaders have even fucking seen this deal I guarantee it but it’s already LOCKED IN
[+6] u/FlatwormBig5514: Iran comes out to say the MOU isn't real. And we're still going up?
[+6] u/Shebalied: Friend cashed out in AMD for 400k at 360$ avg cost of 7$. He is so salty lol.
[+6] u/No_Tie9686: it's just an endless cycle of the markets going up because US and iran make new deals every week
[+6] u/lionkevin713: I’m not gonna complain since my calls benefit from it but absolutely insane the axios deal routine is a stronger mover of the market than actual strikes lmao
[+6] u/veryveryuniquename5: me securing generational wealth in amd while i tell bers they are retarded every day LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Haha I sold AMD when is at 80 I belong here
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: I literally have a portfolio of meme stonks lmao I’m disgusted with myself
[+6] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: # Thank you Lord Axios for saving my calls that were down $8,000 and turning them to an $8,500 profit that ended up hitting my old Sell Order I left open since yesterday.
[+6] u/Lake-Dependent: I give up literally no matter what the fuck I buy instant red actually a joke
[+6] u/ElkQuiet1541: i24 News' Amichai Stein: Iran's Supreme Leader Khamenei has not accepted a memorandum of understanding with the US.
this is the stupidest war ever, Axios just throwing random headlines to pump the market
[+6] u/bajagfjdlbkaoa: Holy shit spy I should have just full ported leaps on you 🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/Curious-Tap8312: Can’t wait for Axios to get taken to court and pay for this ridiculous market manipulation
[+6] u/asetniop: Emperor to Axios: "Execute Order Dow 66k."
[+6] u/HywayKind: **Algorithmic Cascades:** With up to 70-80% of daily equity trading volume controlled by algorithms, markets are more susceptible to sudden "flash crashes" caused by chain reactions, rapid data errors, or automated reactions to minor shocks
[+6] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: May 2027: the bubble has deflated and inflated a total of eight times. Admin is still trying to make a deal with Iran, Iran is still trying to make a deal with anyone but the admin. The third wave of layoffs has hit the finance industry as everything is algo now. WSB is three people trading MU, AMZN, and SPCX.
[+6] u/RobloxVillain: Snorting SNOW ❄️ I mean shorting SNOW
[+6] u/jetrawl: Sold 14 SPY contracts this morning for 2.67 and they’re sitting at 6.17 currently. Someone tell me it’s gonna be ok.
[+6] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Holy fuck I didnt know it, but I needed this today.
Now I need more of this too.
[+6] u/Jagged_Tide: One must imagine Axios wealthy
[+5] u/Dismal-Annual4078: I'm doing the opposite of that one guy
[+5] u/dmitrious: for once I bought calls at the right time
[+5] u/SteakEater137: Trump considering ceasefire deal from fake source: oil -2%
Iran saying they have “sovereignty over the Strait of Hormuz” - no change
[+5] u/Abe2025: If Microsoft is up you know everything else will tank
[+5] u/JuneauMori: Alright axios, let's take off that mask and see who you really are...
[+5] u/qrqrafafzvzv: Don't cap yourselves, bers. You have so much potential.
[+5] u/LostBull92: I ma reviewing my price target of CRSR to 100 USD. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+5] u/Poptart_Salad: Oh, Iran's supreme leader didn't actually say yes to the deal? Can we uh, just not let the market know that part?
[+5] u/lionkevin713: Gotta feel it for the bers at this point - all other news are in their favor but it gets swamped by a sketchy AXIOS article
[+5] u/Ergogh: Bought puts cause I have mental issues and hate money
[+5] u/lrzbca: Praying to stock market gods. May Anthropic have similar run as MU and SNDK
[+5] u/Extension-Change-441: PCI is a positive catalyst no matter what lmao
[+5] u/ChickenYip: so 🥭 missed his sons wedding for what again? LOL
[+5] u/Large-Cantaloupe-460: MU finally woke up today
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: Fakest pump ever. Why do I know this!? MSFT is green & I hold MSFT shares
[+5] u/Leather-Spray9263: The US and Iran are still dropping bombs on each other tf
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: Look at the put call ratio for tomorrow lol
Bear blood will flow
[+5] u/No-Employment1276: Where’s the OG CRSR guy? He still holding ?
[+5] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: Barak Ravid must have bought calls this morning
[+5] u/FlatwormBig5514: USA: MOU agreed upon! \*Market goes up
Iran: MOU not agreed upon! \*Market continues going up
[+5] u/nityanand69: Please either bomb it and finish it
Or
Beg for help and surrender
Just don't hang between yes /no , yes /no ,yes /no
[+5] u/derprondo: Fuck it, Dude, let’s go bowling.
[+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: Flat until I sell my calls then 🚀
[+5] u/Saeonic: Why would I not put Calls into USO after the airbase strikes?
[+5] u/TheGreedyGrabbler: NOK better actually have good news tomorrow
[+5] u/No_Tough_2065: What a MU comeback... did anyone buy dip?
[+5] u/Foreign-Bee-4792: Never seen a stock so shitty a week after beat earnings. Nvidia truly is something so unique.
[+5] u/LostBull92: seems like CRSR is waiting for its next move
[+5] u/UnholyTrigon: Ber claims stock market is rigged but keeps buying puts
[+5] u/patmccock86: Interesting how quickly these shrek candles get dismantled before the next headline pump
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: 0% inflation in 15 minutes
[+5] u/burrowed_greentext: spiritually, it's not enough for me to just make money
I need to know that someone else is losing money
[+5] u/Saved_by_the_Bull: I like the SaaS NOW CEO that wears transition glasses. He seems very nice. I'm sorry his company is going to $0.
I dislike the SaaS CRM CEO that advocated for the policies that made San Francisco heck hole. Then he pleaded with orange man to send in National Guard. I'm glad his company is going to $0.
[+5] u/DevelopmentNo5340: Unleash the pump, donarudo.
[+5] u/lionkevin713: Bruh no volatility on SPY at open even - gonna be a long day
[+5] u/OkLength37: Ah yes, another day, another donation to Wall Street. How did they keep their doors open before I was busted out of my fathers nut
[+21] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: bad news about hormuz -> market pumps because oil doesn't matter
good news about hormuz -> market pumps because oil matters
[+14] u/Opposite-Link: My portfolio just crossed 100k for the first time ever. Just wanted to thank this community for inspiring me to take trading more seriously. Couldn’t have done it without you degenerates.
[+13] u/blemdemman: yes yes, the market is being manipulated specifically to wreck your $2k port
[+12] u/Urinal_Zyn: In 3 months I've gone from: "Let me try this stock market thing" to "I'm down 1k I must suck at this" to "I'm only up $3k today and I was up $5k just an hour ago fuck this piece of shit market."
[+12] u/Few_Discount_7632: Price target for $MU 1600s and yall aren’t buying ??
[+11] u/mtnrnnr802: I am getting sick and tired of my port hitting an ATH every day
[+11] u/dabblesest: I can’t believe some of you aren’t making money.
Get in nerds, we’re buying calls at ATHs
[+10] u/chessmathster16: Bers gonna have nightmares tonight of how SPYs breezed past 756
[+10] u/Xzlk: Not enough people understand that if you think it’s a bubble, that means you should buy… bubbles go up bro
[+10] u/GrassOrAss954: Friendly reminder that we still have rolling blackouts in the summer because we cant produce and distribute enough power….but we’re out here talking about 40,000 Acres data centers that basically need their own fucking Sun to run….
It aint happening any time soon. Carry on.
[+10] u/RareButterscotch5891: market: greatest bull run of all time.
Me: can't see green for 3 mins
[+10] u/Reasonable_Host_5278: I've never commented here. Everything I buy is green. I started making decisions based on this regarded forum. In case you were looking for a top signal...hi
[+10] u/FindingZen4: Every time there's a fake war peace deal headline, the market pumps. But when the news turns out to be wrong, the market does not go back down
[+9] u/Micheal_Hancho: "No, you guys go have fun. I'll just watch from over here."
\-NVDA
[+9] u/Seymour_asis501: Need another red day to loud up on shares
[+9] u/Far-Requirement9180: “Market manipulation “ when the market is moving against me. I’m a genius trader if I hit a lotto by pure luck lol
[+9] u/Oldschoolhype2: Playing a few CRSR calls. I think it has room to run.
[+9] u/TreGet234: Scam ass market.
For ber
Even bol in disbelief, while choosing between lobster and wagyu steak.
[+9] u/-user222: bers spent the whole night giggling
[+8] u/Equivalent_Sea_236: All my MUtards unite we must clear 1k mark today
[+8] u/GrassOrAss954: Y’all ever seen a man get fucked to death by options? Ya want to?
[+8] u/Humble_Code_6501: Its May 2028, SPY is at 999, Mango is at the WH to talk about a possible deal with Iran... he's so close he said. and we pump the SPY to 1000
[+8] u/TrickyDickCheney: Was choosing between nvda and smci calls and chose wrongly
[+8] u/PROMlSED: Extended family is asking ME what to buy now. The top is truly in now
[+8] u/Xzlk: Still confused why the market is just giving out free money.
[+8] u/Foremole_of_redwall: My CRSR position is not for sale. I like the stock.
[+8] u/go-to-the-gym: Everybody has been trying to figure out how to get cities to want data centers , and no one stopped to think what if we rgb them until this week. CRSR to the moon
[+8] u/kex06: Mu only up 1% might as well be blood red
[+7] u/Delicious_Stomach278: How can I make $100,000 by tomorrow with 0% risk?
[+7] u/DonateMoneyPLS: LUNR awesome recovery time for the high 50 $
[+7] u/tkerzx: Fuck it! all in on CRSR and NOK 🦅
[+7] u/davidbigham: Holy fk, NVDA is the ultimate theta stock. Shit wont move
[+7] u/No_Stand5622: People wonder where the money is from, it is from bers.
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #One of these days they will pull this shit where all 500 stocks are red but SPY is still green and people won't suspect a thing and eat it up LMAO🤌
[+7] u/Some_Current1841: CRSR doesn’t even have a 2 billion MC lmao
[+7] u/hoopaholik91: Oil prices recovering because they know its bullshit, but stocks continuing to pump is an interesting disconnect
[+7] u/thegx7: Need a 100000x bagger
[+7] u/Dude_HaHa: If you want to make money in today's market, just shed every survival instinct or risk management ideas you may have. Basically you are being trained to FOMO and go full retard.
How long can this go?
[+7] u/Icy-Motor-8519: IF 🥭 ANNOUNCES RANDOM PRESS CONFERENCE YOU KNOW HE TOOK THE DEAL AND HE IS GOING TO BRAG ABOUT HOW HE WON THE WAR FOR THE 80th TIME. 🤌🏻👌🏻🤏🏻
[+7] u/kashkash21: Nothing matters anymore
[+7] u/Lonely-Relation-7364: Man, just feel hopeless seeing this corruption on a daily basis. Yesterday it was DELL, today it’s UMAC and drone stocks. Shortly after he discloses positions in these companies. Made 3200 trades last quarter. WTF are we doing. ???? 🤯
[+7] u/Wide-Pianist-8026: Everyone focused on midterms but 🥭is gonna want an insane run up to the 4th July / 250 anniversary SPY at 1250
[+7] u/Old-Confusion1766: Msft being up while the market is up doesn't make sense to me
[+7] u/captain_casino: I've got so much caffeine and nicotine in me right now my blood is probably radioactive
[+7] u/buttThroat: $CRSR is the type of completely irrational price movement that can make you stupid amounts of money. It could legit be $50 by the end of next week because the price has nothing to do with the underlying business so anything is possible
[+7] u/broke_person: everything mooning except CORN.
LOL. SORRY CRYPTO BROS
[+7] u/JellyfishFestival: CRSR's got the goods to be the next ridiculous stock
I usually resist the ones that are going bazonkers but this one's got all the right traits
[+7] u/Ozqi: How do I turn $5,000 into $30,000 by tomorrow?
[+7] u/ebfeebfe: Start out with $35,000 and lose $5,000 on Puts
[+7] u/Xzlk: My newborn just put his Trump account in Micron calls. Proud of him.
[+7] u/ee08b021: The world's thinnest paper is a handmade Japanese *washi* called **Tengucho.** Tengucho is so delicate it is often referred to as "the wings of a mayfly".
i think about this when i remember i bought and sold AMD back since it was $50 and never held it longer than a couple of months...
[+7] u/Ok_Door_9720: My Ford investment from 3 years ago has finally gone green lmao
[+6] u/tzuica_de_mar: imagine not being elbow deep in PATH ahead of its monster run
[+6] u/Sea_Charge_3138: and now we rotate back into NVDA
[+6] u/Mitch_Cumstein-: There are concepts of a plan for a peace deal. Those concepts are apparently just more air strikes, but somehow….. bullish
[+6] u/annoyed_meows: It's beautiful when penny stocks run. Especially when you hold 130k shares. Makes me feel like a mini-whale, fuck yeah!
[+6] u/Specific-Path3179: Green today but was kinda hoping it'd dip so I could buy in
[+6] u/kex06: DRAM bulls we are pumping
[+6] u/BuyHandSanitizer: I just enabled margin
[+6] u/RealDealKeel: HOOD will pump now that I sold CCs
[+6] u/Sea_Charge_3138: dude they wont even let it dip 50 cents
[+6] u/Xzlk: Cramer gets a lot of shit but he literally nicknamed his dog Nvidia in 2017. Had you followed that, you’d have paid for all of his regarded calls and more.
[+6] u/Good_Application6245: cant wait for ONDS to dump back to 9$ range piece of shit insiders
[+6] u/JayRoo83: I'm happy to announce we will be extending the cease fire where we still bomb each other every day for another 60 days!
[+6] u/ContributeAVerse: Just smash three letters in your keyboard and buy
[+6] u/thethor1231: Went from -117 to + 580 today in my port
It's not much but eh
[+6] u/ajibtunes: JUST IN: Harambe died ten years ago today
[+6] u/Lazy_Acanthisitta729: There's no inflation here, nope none at all. It's normal to mint new 1T dollar companies every day. Perfectly sustainable
[+5] u/go-to-the-gym: Make sure your calls have rgb
[+5] u/Due-Dirt-8428: I’m sure not the companies his kids are heavily invested in tho
[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: Mr Warsh tear down these rates
[+5] u/Terrible_Nobody2025: Isn't axios "fake news"
[+5] u/cfaawlday: Remember when Goldman said this is the lost decade of stocks 🤣
[+5] u/jasperCrow: Which branch of the government is Axios?
[+5] u/Saosinyaj: Ughh, this feels dumpy.
[+5] u/JettyJoe: selling some puts for MRVL if anyone wants to buy them. can meet you in a public area
[+5] u/DuAbUiSai: QQQ 12 months returns at 40% is insane 🤣
[+5] u/cfaawlday: Market gods are raining free money upon thee 🤑🤑🤑
[+5] u/FutureSage: For a split second I was up 19 cents…it was ecstasy.
[+5] u/JayRoo83: Y'all realize oil is going to still go up like 40% even after a deal is made right?
Like we're too far behind at this point, it's inevitable
[+5] u/UnknownM007: Another tweet or article in coming
[+5] u/Hodgey91: Name one stock to avoid rn
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: we went up (for nothing) and now we stay there (for nothing)?
[+5] u/Ninja_Cooter: Everything looks too expensive now except NFLX and NVDA and that’s literally purgatory for money.
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: we are at the "return to 'normal' " phase of the everything bubble.
[+5] u/Dazzling_Breath5940: This is so fucking retarded. I truly hope we get the great depression 2.0 and this country burns because we deserve it for this nonsense
[+5] u/Memento_mori9608: MU will be $2,000 in less than a year
[+5] u/TreGet234: Screw it, getting my mom into call options.
[+5] u/CapitalElk1169: What the fuck just happened?
[+5] u/opiewann: Ber really thot this time was their moment
[+5] u/UnnecessaryPancake: weird price action today
[+5] u/gcko: My thai girlfriends Buffalo is sick. Have to send her some money.
[+16] u/Provolone-Jones: We need to send Barak Ravid to an Ebola camp without any protective gear for the crimes he has committed.
[+16] u/Commercial_Ease8053: Anyone have a worse story compared to me selling MU at $80?…
[+14] u/WSBrexiteer: 9 straight weeks of glorious face ripping gains.
Here's to the next 9 weeks 🥂
It's an industrial revolution. A new paradigm.
[+13] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: That is so fucking funny the market acted like it gave a fuck about the economy for even a second this morning.
Holy fuck, this bubble is insane man. I am completely out of equities, fuck this shit.
[+13] u/Provolone-Jones: I really didn’t think the market would believe another fake deal headline less than 24 hours after the US and Iran exchanged missile fire. That’s on me. Should’ve known the clown show would continue.
[+12] u/KayMS_: Guys me and 🥭are just finishing up reviewing the deal. We will update you guys shortly.
[+12] u/greyenlightenment: Crypto obsoleted due to AI, quantum risk. Finally the scam ended after 16 years
[+11] u/Cav829: References to Nvidia stock will now start redirecting you to r/ValueInvesting .
[+11] u/Sick0h: I reported the value investing subreddit for spreading misinformation
[+11] u/official_luxe: from Advanced money destroyer to Automatic Money Dispenser
[+11] u/xlmtothemoon: BREAKING: sk hynix announces new leveraged trading instrument called "fk hyanus" specifically used to bend bears over.
[+11] u/Jumpinmycar: Like, if you buy now you’ll need to work for the rest of your generation?
[+10] u/gkdjsl: MU is only up 1%? That's basically the Great Depression by this past month's standards
[+10] u/aioliravioli: CRSR really said "AI" and went up 40% wtf is this 2025
[+10] u/lkcbh: https://preview.redd.it/qtjby91wqw3h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d372c9c21f6f2412988845afc9dc63a06483cec0
Best $17 spent
[+10] u/Automatic-Outside534: Taco is gonna flip the switch. Calling it now.
[+10] u/WallStreetThreats_: Everybody making money and I can't even make a fucking decision
[+10] u/TheRealPancetta: War? Good for stocks
No war? Good for stocks
Only answer is new all time high everyday
[+10] u/MBBOrBust-: Everyone really living paycheck to paycheck but hey check out my new truck
[+9] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Time to go mow down the grass to make my tree look bigger.
[+9] u/SpaceMeatpod: I completely cashed out. Enjoy the upcoming back-to-back pumps I'm sure to miss out on.
[+9] u/jlw993: SPY is up 20% in 2 months ...
[+9] u/D1finalboss: Everyone is rich now right, right
[+9] u/bitchfart007: BERS HAVE GONE EXTINCT
[+8] u/sadguy__: It is unreal and ive never seen anything like that for 5+ years. It is stronger than ever in the worst possible geopolitical environment and oil shortages. Bonds at 5%+ (most big clients are already warned about the possibility of a market crash it always happened in the past after bonds reached 5% area). AI and semi and memory bubble reaching ATH and pushing higher. Every dip immediately bought. Memory is shit btw every supplier is producing and copying it in China like paper straws. Spacex IPO in a few days. Most market crashes peaked with big IPOs. Everybody believing the pump will last forever and that AI potential is infinite (So they did with dotcom and internet bubble). Random shoe company Allbirds says it will go AI and goes +1000% overnight.
If anything, being this strong in such horrible conditions only screams that market crash is coming. Probably somewhere in June after spacex IPO.
[+8] u/Sick0h: Last 2 days CRSR pump started around 1:30. Third times the charm or dump time?
[+8] u/Capt_Chickenpox: I overtraded and lost. Could have been worse but still sucks
[+8] u/KayMS_: Ok Jarvis, give another love tap.
[+8] u/Mathguy200: Damnit NVDA you sack of fucking shit get UP AND OVER $220 NOW
[+8] u/McClintockC: Bers really thought cooked books, layoffs, war, and surging inflation/CoL would be bad for the market
#LMAO 🤌
[+8] u/Any_Independent1090: down 25k on 0dte puts today 🤡🤡
[+7] u/A10cc: # Daily reminder that creampies are the best pies.
[+7] u/iAmGrimTV: Just a reminder to take profits and avoid over trading. Don't turn a good day into a sour one. 😎
[+7] u/official_luxe: CRSR is about to play catch up for the next couple of weeks
[+7] u/trumpdiego: at this point, they might as well nuke me
[+7] u/userusery24: Half my company (including me) getting laid off while also seeing my portfolio 2x in the same timeframe is such a mind fuck lol
[+7] u/Personal-Boss-7111: This market is what drugs are to young adults. This is gonna end so badly.
[+7] u/alldawgsgotoheaven2: Feeling KINDA DUMPY
Nvm just gas
[+7] u/Stuckinthesandbox: Day 35 of asking Barron to DM me the private Signal chatroom link.
[+7] u/Cobainism: I love how every indicator signals were in a recession-esque environment, but AI hype keeps everything afloat.
brb buying more QCOM to the moon
[+7] u/Throughlifeanddeath: Fuck it decided to be a bear for the first time. Bought amazon and snow puts
[+7] u/official_luxe: Buying AAPL puts on my IPad is the most fundamental thing you can do as a trader
[+7] u/Meteyu32: I swear, at least Bulls and Bears have conviction one way or the other. What really sucks is playing both sides and being wrong most of the time. Insanity.
[+7] u/Crazy_Zombie8222: CRSR is a generational opportunity
[+7] u/Sick0h: QQQ up 80% from tariff lows
[+7] u/ADynes: I bought two CRSR 7/17 15c's for the lulz based on that post yesterday. Cost $8 each, currently at $195 each. The regret not buying more is killing me.
[+7] u/TeutobergForest: The US gets nothing in this "MOU" lol, what, Iran pinky promises not to make a nuke?
[+7] u/Cold_Load_327: CRSR finishing $13 today $17 tomorrow
[+7] u/le_pedal: Keep rubbing your crystal ball
[+7] u/sunnydays2121: space is infinite
therefore
space stonks will only go up from here
[+7] u/Single_View_3645: CRSR is the next squeeze
[+6] u/Jumpinmycar: Ai thinks tomato sauce goes bad in the fridge after a week. I’ve eaten it a month later and have been fine.
Calls.
[+6] u/AdSad3543: Finally caved and bought more MU, I got in at $426 on my initial shares
[+6] u/killerbeeswaxkill: I can’t ever smile around the wife because then she knows I made money.
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: The strait has been closed for 13 weeks now. And for the last nine weeks, the bullshit about working on a peace deal has kept oil down in the market up. It really is unfucking believable. Nothing will ever bring the market down. And all I ever thought was there was actually risk in the market. But there is not.
[+6] u/liamk182: Is spy 757 today too much to ask 😭
[+6] u/zoomin1098: I've underestimated bol intelligence.
[+6] u/Fuzzy-Turnover1617: Being born poor means two financial reality extremes and nothing else:
1. My parents recommending I invest with Edward Jones bc “they love their guy”.
2. Deciding the fees are too high, and day trading on my own, only to lose $$$ in true WSB fashion
[+6] u/NecromancyAndFries: Which one of you regards loaded up my portfolio with SPY puts
[+6] u/idgafbroski: getting used to this daily 4% gain on my port. very sustainable
[+6] u/aioliravioli: There are space stocks with zero successful launches going up 50% in a week meanwhile stocks like NFLX look like they're on their way to bankruptcy
[+6] u/Tsad311: Can somebody tell me wtf AMD is on? Did I miss some news or something. Stock is on an incredible run
[+6] u/thewayyoulook2night: Made a separate post but after 5.5 years, I broke even all time! i was down $190k on March 30, 2026 and manage to claw my way back. Man, I'm just so happy, or more-so relieved.
[+6] u/cptnad: a top will not happen until a deal is actually confirmed and Trump says yes. Then you will have a 3-4% rocket up day, then more than likely selloff. Until then bears will continue to get destroyed
[+6] u/Pale-Silver-8178: crypto bros buying the dip with hopes and dreams
[+6] u/scooterhomeimprover: If these terms are agreed to, this is a major American L. Iran will start tolling again later this summer and no countries transiting the strait will enforce sanctions against Iran in future.
[+6] u/Haikoe: This market is fucking insane dude
[+6] u/Same_Bag711: My RCAT bags are saved until the next time it drops 40%!
[+6] u/RealSchweddy: In the news: US and Iran reach ceasefire extension deal pending final approval.
Also in the news: Iran and U.S. trade strikes, accuse each other of violating truce.
So, Deal or no deal?
[+6] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: CRSR was over 13 a couple times during AH/pre market , just saying
[+6] u/Worldly-Pair3164: I am so hungry for McGangbang
[+5] u/nordik1: inject another CRSR mid day pump into my veins
[+5] u/Bravadette: The bros aren't even back from lunch yet
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: axios scam pump wearing off yet?
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: Clear for launch T-18 minutes
[+5] u/Spare-Capital-3347: RGTI pumping right now
[+5] u/Expensive_Print1346: $OPEN finally popping again surprised it took so long
[+5] u/rugbyliebe: Nah, nobody reads articles anymore.
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: Next week PDT rule drops off?
[+5] u/YungIrv: The real deal will probably crash the market at this point
[+5] u/benj760486: God DRAM I look like a genious 😎
[+5] u/stuckInACallbackHell: HOOD shorts getting absolutely ripped
[+5] u/FartSniffer66642069: Why is MU barely up today? Seems like short sellers are trying to keep it down.
[+5] u/sam4o19: Let’s get this Cuba today
[+5] u/Shoddy_Penalty2125: I was promised MU at $1000 today, 3000 years ago
[+5] u/MeeseShoop: Inflation higher? No Iran deal? Pump it.
[+17] u/Bpallstar95: Axios class action lawsuit is gonna be cinema
[+17] u/TheBlackBaron: The hour is not
Power nor sour, it is
Merely an hour
[+16] u/Dry_Selection_1232: bears just retired on that 40 cent dump
[+15] u/TheOriginalBIG: CRSR had 20x the average daily volume today, the pump ain't over yet
[+13] u/FinallyArt: MU is diving cause I bought an ETF that holds it, sorry.
[+13] u/aa73gc: I just signed a 60 day MOU with Margot Robbie stating that she is now my girlfriend. She signed some papers that say I can't go within 60 metres of her. But it is on paper and it is understood
[+11] u/Gom_KBull: # Day 89 of the Quick Little Excursion™
[+11] u/ArticleTerrible7621: CRSR after hours fomo pump incoming
[+11] u/dbd209: Since March 30, 2026, there have been a total of 5 red days greater than 0.1% out of a possible 42 trading days. HOLY SHIT
[+11] u/callsonreddit: surely tomorrow be red..
[+11] u/GodFather2004: Lost 30% on spy today both calls and puts… almost the same amount I gained yesterday on SPX….. what goes up must come down I guess
[+11] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: its easy guys, cut your winners early, and **always** average into a loser
[+11] u/WordsHappenedHere: We all know 🥭is crooked af. But the oligarchs control things now with the tech bros. You have no choice but to buy equities or be left with the other plebs
[+11] u/heckadeca: If CRSR ends the day above 12 this thing is blasting to at least 15 tomorrow
[+10] u/AlGAdams: My account is full of MSFT and META, thank you guys for letting me have a pump finally
[+10] u/Friendly_Cockroach62: I paper handed out of mu I’m out
[+10] u/glitched_system1: Once accounts worth 2k can use margin the top will happen, expect a crash 2 weeks after June 4th.
[+10] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Crsr hater but I don't think the pump is over yet
[+10] u/DufflebagJoe: This pump is bonkers, might go cash at close.
[+9] u/Red_Zone_Broly: It's funny that knowledge of economics only hurts performance as it biases you toward things like "rationality" and "forward thinking"
[+9] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: I hate that other, more retarded people are printing.
[+9] u/cgonz15: Lmao this chat funny as hell SPY has moved $100+ in a month and these mf are saying boring when it has a 0.1% stall
[+9] u/CumomEileen: Being a ber is such a horrible trap, because markets feel irrationally high, so you buy puts/ short, but the market reaches even more irrational highs, so the only and obvious course of action is to short more, etc etc until you run out of money. Which I now have
[+9] u/hxr1545: Genuine question
How do you all concentrate at work when your portfolio swings by the equivalent of 6-7 paychecks in a day? I feel more and more depraved even though I’m making money most of those days.
[+9] u/WordsHappenedHere: Imagine voting for 🥭and being proud of it
[+9] u/extrabigbrain: everyday is check portfolio, Reddit, YouTube, door bell cam. There gotta be more to this life.
[+9] u/dljmonkeyboiz: NVDA’s turn to pump next week
[+9] u/HighwayExotic2808: 🚨NBIS has officially surpassed CRWV’s market cap🚨
[+9] u/OkString9841: If you’re not making money in this market, there is no hope for you
[+8] u/PulIthEld: why the fuck would i buy bonds when VOO is giving 30%?
[+8] u/wilhelm96: Jensen and Su would be the power couple of the century if they could put aside their differences. In California marriage is legal for first cousins once removed.
[+8] u/WeakPeak1015: Bessent is such a cuck lol
[+8] u/abroadbroadband: People brag about the dumbest shit on LinkedIn
"I turned down $15,000 a month"
What color crayons do you eat, ya fuckin goof
[+8] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: LESS THAN ONE DOLLAR RANGE FOR 3 HOURS HOLY FUCK THIS IS BORING
[+8] u/questionr: The upcoming generation will have to save years for afford a down payment on SPY.
[+8] u/ithastogoupfromhere: account up 73% the last 30 days, can't remember a better trading month
[+8] u/LaserBeamer17: Didn’t expect CRSR to print bagholders THAT quick lmao
[+8] u/slc_monk: All green today. You love to see it.
https://preview.redd.it/ez67cur4gx3h1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e20ee6b95a549a462193cafc60f29a732fc1c07d
[+8] u/zlordbeats: deal been reached
half cash, half stock
its on our website
[+8] u/ifyoulookyouaregay: PATH about to move 23% AH
[+8] u/Bob_the_peasant: Microsoft nooooo
“What? I’m green today”
Sorry force of habit
[+8] u/solidsneeze: little secret for you:
CRSR is a dogshit stock
[+8] u/zer0_chance284: This isn’t right. I’m actually making money.
[+8] u/No_Current3675: God I can't wait to retire and GTFO Linkedin.
[+8] u/bigswordmeatlord: EOD pump about to go nuts
[+8] u/Apocalyptic-Post: Last 30 mins are gonna rip so hard
[+7] u/mwesty25: NVDA breakout coming
[+7] u/natalie_merchant_fan: Bessent loves saying "let's be clear" right before being unclear.
[+7] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Another ATH lmao bers
[+7] u/El-Klotzo: how often can you say agai.....
Bessent: hold my treasury
[+7] u/xStringerBellx: claude add a trillion dollars of market cap to amazon fast
make no mistakes
[+7] u/Donenzone1907: Yall retards are pumping the f outta this shit😂😂
[+7] u/eggplant_parm827: There is legit no possibility of this market ever going down again ever...
[+7] u/miata_only: Oil is going to be so low. Much lower than before the special military operation in Iran. Nothing will be lower than oil.
[+7] u/AlasKansastan: Hey Jane Street,
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
[+7] u/cowboycookie1337: 5% down and back to green, ASTS is a beautiful thing
[+7] u/bigswordmeatlord: Literally the perfect dip fym
[+7] u/Bladee___Enthusiast: SpaceX ipo day is gonna be the most entertaining day in this sub all year
[+7] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: Kind of a boring day minus the random pump that lasted 15m
[+7] u/BallsHardest: The greatest lie the Devil ever told was convincing bers circuit breakers exist.
[+6] u/zslszh: What happened to Reuters or AP, why is Axios even a news agency
[+6] u/Professional-Tap2052: Be warned. Friday is usually green after a green Thursday.
[+6] u/Rawkstonks: I just don’t understand this market
Gotta learn everything is momentum
Just don’t stop until it breaks.
Like every ber is wrong. Buy calls every day until momentum stops
You’ll be fine
[+6] u/DragsterMC: Every country is going to start a war at this point so their media can report that they’re close to a peace deal every other day to pump the markets
Market hack right there lmao
[+6] u/DufflebagJoe: NOW was a pretty obvious buy knowing that dozens of congress members are holding it.
[+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: “U.S. and Iranian negotiators have reached an agreement on a 60-day memorandum of understanding to extend the ceasefire and launch negotiations on Iran's nuclear program, but President Trump has yet to give his final approval, two U.S. officials and a regional source involved in the mediation efforts tell Axios. Iran has also not confirmed its acceptance.”
They reached an agreement but it’s not approved or accepted guys. Axios journalism at its finest.
[+6] u/Competitive-Water944: CRSR bag holders lmfao
[+5] u/cgonz15: CRSR is one of those that moves only AH lmao, shit gonna gap to $15
[+5] u/cripky: The only way to make money in this market is to buy at all time highs , ong
[+5] u/E39_CBX: It’s too late for CRSR right?
[+5] u/AmazingPrune2: Smci baby. Xi sign my boobs
[+5] u/Calele17: I need a quick 2x to recover losses before wife finds out