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[+29] u/Andymilez: TACO = NACHO - **Not A Chance Hormuz Opens**
[+28] u/BigMisterLawyerDude: Reminder that Israel is preventing the biggest catalyst for a green streak we'll ever witness because God is a Real Estate agent to them.
[+27] u/blemdemman: who else taking a dump rn
[+24] u/TheDJoser: I beginning to think that the Iraq war had nothing to do with nukes.
[+19] u/Isometric_exercises: Friendly reminder that if you are making a bunch of money in this bull market, pay off your house mortgage with some profits. There's nothing like living debt free and keeping 100% of your paycheck to yourself. Then invest what your mortgage payment would have been.
[+18] u/Foremole_of_redwall: At this point buying puts should qualify you for handicap parking.
[+18] u/willbabu: Dudes complaining about MU being only up 6% are wild 🤦♂️
[+16] u/ryzetard: IRAN'S FOREIGN MINISTRY SAYS IRAN WILL RESPOND AND WILL NOT HESITATE IN DEFENDING ITSELF
bullish ofc
[+15] u/SoloOutdoor: When blackberry is on the board you just know fuckery is afoot.
[+15] u/jamieperkins9999: These space stocks are stupid
[+14] u/peterpeer9: Do not fear the great Coming of AI taking your jobs. As with any technological revolution, new jobs will take their place. Things like:
* Suffering - somebody's gotta do it
* Typing in the nuclear codes - still pretty analog and when the AI tells you to shoot, you shoot
* Famine - robots don't starve so this one's a freebie
* Bachelor of Rerouting Residential Power to Data Centers
[+14] u/Green_Perception_671: 50% chance I’m laid off tomorrow @ 9am. One last day to gamble my family savings before I should probably take a break - what’s the move today fellas?
[+13] u/TipEmpty8429: My wife suggested we invest in the SpaceX IPO, first time she has had an opinion about a stock in about 10 years lol
[+12] u/Gibraldi: If you’re not in $ASTS what are you doing here.
[+12] u/FrostySoftPressure: Pamp it, Iran was attacked and they were too afraid to fight back, they want peace, bullish
[+12] u/callmeladygrey: Just wait until Gamecuck announces their pivot to space travel. The apes would finally have their moment.
[+11] u/am22fcw: MSFT bulls experiencing a generational famine
[+11] u/likamuka: Total insanity. As usual. Economic collapse and we are fucking mooning.
[+11] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+10] u/dabblesest: I’m confused guys, does the holiday shift the taco? Like do we treat today like Monday and expect the taco tomorrow? Or is it still scheduled for today?
[+10] u/StonksInvesteur: QQQ +2% today because fuck you, that’s why
[+10] u/SoloOutdoor: I wonder how much this sub has poisoned ai models
[+9] u/Foremole_of_redwall: Three day weekends are the worst. What, I’m supposed to just stand around a grill with some chucklefucks who happen to share a grandma with me instead of watching stocks go up? That sucks. Open the casino!
[+9] u/oldprecision: Msft: Oh, we were supposed to go up?💀
[+9] u/MrUnbekanntovic: Is it sad that i am more interested in the market while I am at a party on my vacation? I mean at least i am meaking money
[+9] u/JellyfishFestival: My 79 year old Dad is financially responsible but in 1999 and 2008 has been a very reliable indicator of a top in stocks.
He's starting to buy SOXL and chip stocks and is looking at SpaceX after almost 20 years away from trading individual stocks
[+9] u/kittyluxe: Meta is such a reliable disappointment
[+9] u/Fun-Choices: My portfolio has gained 15% overnight wtf
[+9] u/BigBlackAssEater: There's a little Hormuz in all of us
[+9] u/aftherith: Imagine how much it would pump if real deal
[+9] u/Thin_Response_2689: # Please let this dump so I can buy back in cheap LMAO🙏🤌
[+9] u/kyndrid_: So we’re at ATH based on “trust me bro peace with Iran” for the 50th time?
[+9] u/MooseyGoosey69: Remove goog and msft from the mag 7 ffs
[+8] u/cool4y1: Spaces stocks to the moon literally. ASTS 📈🚀
[+8] u/oldprecision: Don’t forget that JP Morgan cannons got us here.
[+8] u/socrates4eva: MSFT is just gonna chill until 2027!
[+8] u/le_pedal: I could be convinced to go back to an old school blackberry with tasteful modern speed. Keep phone as phone and computer as computer these fucking iphone18 things are just computers and it's probably rotting everyone's brain
[+8] u/trust_it_bb: Up 500% on my 1 lunr share. Drinks on me
[+8] u/dumbest-bastard: SpaceX IPO is gonna mint new millionaires, one way or another. Probably both ways.
[+8] u/OptionsPulseApp: We'll be going back to Blackberry Messenger at this rate in no time (please I'm so sick of iPhones)
[+8] u/zer0_chance284: Even my poop was green this morning
[+8] u/oldprecision: My Uber driver is getting in on SpaceX IPO.
[+8] u/NewlyOld31: Futures are still pretty high but no movement on premarket is suspect as hell.
[+8] u/_rockthemike: Just checking if we’re all still chasing semiconductors and space names?
[+8] u/BFox1982: The year is 2029. We are close to an agreement to end the war with Iran. The Fed Funds rate is 26.5%. A Big Mac Value meal costs $112.99. SPY is 2875. Life is good.
[+7] u/zeebee098: Did shrooms for the first time yesterday and couldn’t sleep a lick all night. Time for work I guess
[+7] u/RegardEngineer: https://preview.redd.it/fyz45bftsg3h1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd4fd08973e149a0bbb7432aab341fa54b48c706
[+7] u/Acceptable_Office465: So... MU and SNDK is running, which mean DRAM and SOXL is running... Which mean market about to go crazy, which mean 100+ increase in MU or 200+ on SNDK is possible today, which mean....
[+7] u/arbitraryBlue: It's not about a deal that matters, it's the POTENTIAL of a deal. If a deal is possible, we gonna keep pumping
[+7] u/PleaseNoMoreWinning: BB CANNONS (BIG BOOBS) NEVER LIE
[+7] u/TipEmpty8429: Big Boobs BB looking healthy still after a massive Friday
[+7] u/scoh-chan: My calls printing hard today 🤑
[+7] u/uncsucks: Love how this 🤡-ass market just ignores that there will be no peace deal, not without escalation or major concessions. When reality sets in it will hit hard.
[+7] u/dljmonkeyboiz: All that not to go to his son’s wedding
[+7] u/oldprecision: Weird how chip stocks ignore that there are no data centers and power for the demand.
[+6] u/rcantu314: Space season is here
[+6] u/TheDankestOfAll: NVDA please my calls need youuuuuuu
[+6] u/Legendary-Lemon: Should I go full regard with an Space ETF?
[+6] u/hv876: Welcome to another week of peace through self defense
[+6] u/IamtryigOKAY: Goog almost looking red pre market
[+6] u/wolololord: When will allbirds go back up. I started investing in April and I heard it was a good AI investment
[+6] u/MooseyGoosey69: BB on the ticker board, what a throwback
[+6] u/Andymilez: I love it when I wake up and LUNR is up 10% again
[+6] u/Pure_Veterinarian374: This feels like a fake ass pump. Waiting until noon to make a move. Probably LULU calls bc I am regarded
[+6] u/Thin_Response_2689: Doesn’t matter if it’s short dated or long dated Space calls always print LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Acavia8: why is the market up if the US is bombing Iran right now?
[+6] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: some reports say u/31andnotdone started to quit being bear
this is a better indicator than pigeon
[+6] u/Jacobpapi: They want to scare you all so you sell your calls at open! All this bearish news
[+6] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: MSFT generational bag holding opportunity
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Let me in im trying to fuck
[+6] u/Pauldoc001: USA= Israel's servant
[+6] u/DoughnutNo9030: One tweet saying “Just got off the phone with Warsh. Really good talk. Best talk i’ve had for a while” and ur going to see SPY up 5% on the day
[+6] u/Pale-Silver-8178: The prophet here again
RKLB $160, ASTS $120, BB $10
[+6] u/oldprecision: Remember how we used to worry about global warming? Now we have AI and put celebrities in outer space.
[+6] u/Initial-Magazine2169: You know a dude is strait when he says
**"No Hormuz"**
before sticking his own finger in his bum.
[+6] u/magneticpasta9: Resistance is futile ber
[+6] u/AdPrestigious4755: MSFT WTF is with this gay hibernation
[+5] u/2020isgreat: Mines in the strait actually makes it more open
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: I think winning the lottery is easier than MSFT having a good green day
[+5] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF
[+5] u/Coloradospruce33: MSFT up $.80 pre-market
Lmfao
[+5] u/PleaseNoMoreWinning: BB (BIG B00BS) and MU (MANCHESTER UNITED) about to 15%+ today lol
[+5] u/fca1230: msft not doing anything as always
[+5] u/vermilli21: Out of the loop on Space stuff, what the hell happened to cause them to pump so much?
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: LMAO BERS.
Enjoy your puts🤡🤡🤡🤡
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: If someone is a true bull they should have become a millionaire even if they started with $100 just six weeks ago
[+5] u/McClintockC: I thought hormuz was just a hot sauce this whole time man
[+5] u/blue4ever92: ASTS & HYLN, space + energy for AI data centers, US Navy, NASA
[+5] u/Front-Manager8911: Wat da bols r smokin
[+5] u/Sea-Refrigerator7919: Is space x ipo the gta 6 of the stock market
[+5] u/fuck_zebster: Just farted under the sheets and put them over some girls head i am getting to know and now shes mad at me . Woman are so cunfusing .
[+5] u/WizardOfCommerce: US Bombing Iran = Calls.
[+5] u/No_Fig_7835: idk guys, I'd expect something better than this if the war was actually ending....
[+5] u/BepisHasAutism: I’m finna pump your dumps
[+18] u/pain474: Does anybody else feel exhaustion from the stock market going up and up and up without any pullback what so ever?
[+17] u/znightmaree: https://preview.redd.it/1gp1vxdfzg3h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2b4782fd6fd78266ef91bf485e266962cefb855
[+17] u/night_shredder: My agenda as next Ferrari CEO:
* No EVs
* Only color allowed is Ferrari red
* Fire the design and marketing teams
[+16] u/Distinct_Chard3048: Mr. President stop, its too much winning. Think of the bers
[+16] u/Game3k: MU to 900 feels inevitable
[+14] u/jbaker_28: The guy that bought $25k in MU calls that expired Friday gotta be punching air rn
[+14] u/TequilaTrader: When everyone in WSB is winning we’re getting close to the end.
[+14] u/ScreenNumerous8182: RKLB to the moon 🚀🚀🚀
[+14] u/MarsPlutoSouth: Indian CEOs banning AI at work because people stopped hiring H1Bs after adopting AI, lol.
[+13] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Must be agonizing to be a bear. War is still on but market is pumping ATH’s anyway. GG
[+13] u/Historical_Stage2622: ASTS bers in shambles
[+13] u/JustCan6425: MU price target raised to $1600 at UBS
[+12] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Seriously who is buying at these levels. These valuations are completely ridiculous. The macros are terrible. There’s no proven ROIC, just a bunch passing money back and forth. No I’m not a bear
[+12] u/peopeopeopeo10: What the fuck is going on 😭😭😭😭
[+12] u/kemar7856: I must be the only one not holding mu
[+11] u/jfwelll: Every space stock doubling in a month is totally healthy and normal
Glad im into a few of them but what a ridiculous market
[+11] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Lmao a mango pump last Friday and a random price target at 1625 will create some nice liquidity for MU, something doesn’t feel right.
[+10] u/LuvSicPt5: Can you even pick a wrong stock? Seems like eventually everything goes up, the only money I've lost were being a little bitch selling too fast
[+10] u/FullTard2000: i don't like the new guy, jerome had class and was cool
[+10] u/Thumbszilla: These little peace deal nuggets they're putting out while bombings continue are basically small pieces of duct tape on the growing cracks in the market
[+10] u/Kindly_Doubt_6804: Up another 7k pre-market on MU. What a monster.
[+10] u/PeeOnDusk: https://preview.redd.it/ktbwujkn2h3h1.png?width=1278&format=png&auto=webp&s=eef3aad7e3e0f1c22fde9ba03b43c6274ed8818b
wow even WSJ is calling him a 🥭 now
[+10] u/IllustriousTear1315: I raised my price target for MU to 4000.
[+10] u/RegardMode: It’s year 2100. AI has enslaved the human population. US-Iran peace talks is still ongoing
[+10] u/Low_Truck_7049: imagine not buying MU when it dipped to 660
[+10] u/Star_Lord924: Holy fucking MU price target raise. Wowww
[+10] u/Bxdwfl: Idk why people still use PE ratios. The only metric that matters is price * vibe, and if the vibe is positive, that's all that matters.
[+10] u/cgonz15: MU $850 today what yall think!??
[+9] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Bols get the lambo, bers get the Ferrari EV
[+9] u/PhysicsExciting6325: Bols together stronk
[+9] u/andthentherewastwo: It's the Summer of Space 🚀🌕
[+9] u/Zfreezy: A lot of people are going to lose a lot of money today... Not me tho
[+9] u/MufasasParachute: When I started investing 8 years ago, the veterans always said “stonks only go up”. They said it so offhandedly, I thought they were being sarcastic.
I am now a grizzled veteran, with multiple 6 figure gains and losses, and I truly understand it’s not a meme. It’s not sarcasm. It’s the truth.
Stonks only go up.
[+9] u/Frozen_Shades: It's okay bers. You can still be a life coach.
[+9] u/ShittyUsernane1222: Elon could have added an nuclear salt water rocket and mining equipment to starship to build an corporate asteroid mining colony in space to prop up SpaceX revenue but he decided to waste it on xAI chatbots instead
[+9] u/ShittyUsernane1222: the sheer wave of bulls cashing out at market open will cause an bear market lmao
[+9] u/NOMADGRUBS: I don’t wanna work today tho
[+9] u/ki3ran8793: Anyone else grind their teeth in their sleep?
[+9] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Holy Hell MU just ripped up 10% for no reason LOL
[+9] u/OrangMiskin: Thanking god everyday knowing that I don’t have to step foot in India. 👌🏻
[+9] u/big-baller-47: MU 1000 EOW back on menu
[+8] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **BERS YOUR COUP ATTEMPT FAILED YESTERDAY AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO TRY AGAIN TODAY YOU SHAMEFUL CREATURES!**
[+8] u/HighPriestOfDongs: These hiccups are even better than just going straight up. We get to see distraught bears gain glimmers of hope only for their dreams to be disembowelled before them yet again.
If the world ran on bear tears we'd have solved the energy crisis in a single Memorial Day weekend.
[+8] u/True_Brief7876: Tell me a stock to invest 5k today???
[+8] u/SigTauDan: Dis shit so green rn it’s sus, will prob tank at open
[+8] u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep: Markets rallying and PLTR is flat
[+8] u/fewthingsarerelated: Of course micron couldn't have done this last week when I had calls
[+8] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Is no one hedging anymore? It seems like even the funds have all gone balls to walls in semis. At what point do we run out of liquidity?
[+8] u/GlobalResolution77: Memory is carrying my whole port this year
[+8] u/Star_Lord924: With that MASSIVE MU price target raise with 1 month shy of earnings. I expect a massive FOMO mindset. She gonna go to 865+ today
[+8] u/rocier: omg this never ending weekend is finally over!
[+8] u/Snowman33001: Omg we’re so back.
I never knew if this day would come.
Pour one out for cash gang.
[+8] u/tortu995: Micron not gaping up 20% by open would be lame.
[+8] u/Snowman33001: 25% of US women are on SSRIs, and you’re bearish?
Ok, my guy, whatever you say…
[+8] u/False_Secret1108: I hate bears. Not because they’re gay. But because they represent the worst in humanity. They would rather see their fellow human being get bombed so they can make a few measly bucks. They have no logic in their trades. It’s all incel misery fueling their retardation. Special shoutout to spy300, the most retarded bear.
[+8] u/Muted-South4737: Best part is, this isn't even the top.
[+8] u/Low_Truck_7049: get fcked bers , keep missing on free money idiots lool
[+8] u/Fhyzikz: MSFT red by open would be a classic meme
[+8] u/Axwe8: # OPEN THE CASINO 🤡 🤡 🤡
[+7] u/cryptopolymath: Congrats to the $ASTS crew, I didn’t have the balls to hold
[+7] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Dip, dive, duck, and dodge
[+7] u/FatFluffyFish: Can we get another "Really close to the biggest deal" truth again? Pls pls pls.
Or something about "Talks with Kevin "Just-in-time" Warsh on interest rates going well"?
Not asking for much here. Just some truths.
[+7] u/Grymninja: Sold half my asts on Friday to take profits fuck
[+7] u/kodaksdad2020: Why is WSB so convinced that Iran and bring the market down. The market hasn’t given a fuck in two months
[+7] u/dfivetf: tell me bers, is this "war" in the room with us right now
[+7] u/Brawmethius: Oil waiting to see what Barak Ravid says
[+7] u/zztop610: How is the new wave of attacks in Iran not having any effect on the pre-markets?
[+7] u/Best_Regard: is it just my bias observation or is there way too many regards here holding msft..
[+7] u/ChreeKnowsBest: There’s the MU I know
[+7] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: msft 0.02% up, suck on that dumb bears
[+7] u/hallett21: Have we taken Baghdad yet?
[+7] u/Defiant-Platform-804: Dump at open V later
[+7] u/31andnotdone: i wish you all the best
[+7] u/Nwah2112: It must be exhausting to be a bear.
To think they could have just put it into an index fund and made money with no effort. Alas, they choose to put conscious effort into being continuously and publicly wrong.
[+7] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Full port storage and memory got me feelin some typa way
[+7] u/DrummerCompetitive20: RKLB current price of $140 puts them at a reasonable PE of only 450. Seems like a buy here....LOL
[+7] u/cryptohorn: #I used to get a cart full of groceries for $50
[+6] u/colorcrazecnl225: "Dow futures jump rise 200 points on tentative hope U.S.-Iran deal is close" didn't we do a new bombing wave on them JUST LAST NIGHT?
[+6] u/Axonum: MEMORY STONKS BACK TO PAMPING!
[+6] u/collegefootballfan69: When bears give up we all know that its time to sell. Until then, 🎉🎉🎉🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/UnnecessaryPancake: The war has been over so many times it's tough to keep track
[+6] u/thethor1231: Now lets hope MU doesnt dump again...
[+6] u/SKJ_2012: LOL MU price target raised to $1625
[+6] u/Nickzpic: I said I was taking a break… and I did… it was just only 4 days off. We’re back.
[+6] u/Ok_Government1644: I bought the dip on HOOD and everything is going up but HOOD I got got
[+6] u/youyololiveonce: wtf is this new Ferrari it looks like a Honda
[+6] u/illinformed-will: Ubanned after rddt reviewed that my comment wasn't inciting violence. Puts on rddt.
The comment :
Holy shit grandpa in full tweet stroke...
''they better join in, but if they don't that's fine, actually it would be bad because if they do it would be the greatest thing ever ! Also i think progress are so good that i'll b\*mb them even more if progress are bad. Thank you for your attention to this mental collapse''
[+6] u/Dabbymcgee69: MUUU MUUU MUUU BITCH IM A COW 🐄
[+6] u/alphawafflejack: If you factor in opportunity cost and inflation, anybody not balls deep in the market has to be down like 70% in the last few years even if they never sold anything for a loss
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: MSFT already red haha
[+6] u/Tubular_Blimp: Smells like money in here
[+6] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: Why the fuck everyone on antidepressants? You're depressed because you have hope. You'll never make it in the market with hope. There is no hope
[+6] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: The big dump is coming, just don’t know when
[+6] u/ibobnotnot: deal is coming soon ! btw we just bombed the shit out of them today !
and we are green
no need to think just buy calls
[+6] u/tiny_toof: guys I have 300k should I just dump it all into rklb
[+6] u/Sunkettle: How is MSFT down lmao. I should’ve just held on to my SPY calls 😭
[+6] u/tnguyen5057: This is the greatest bull run I’ve seen in the past 10 years. God I love this market
[+6] u/Outrageous-Fun-3095: Msft being down is actually ridiculous
[+6] u/big-baller-47: MSFT down just like my syndrome fr
[+6] u/PeggingOnMolly: Bombing Iran but up 1%….. I’m so confused
[+6] u/HaitchP-Minecraft: ATHs all this week, hope you’re ready to make money
[+6] u/Jets237: Nope, can’t see your comment, seems like you’re still banned
[+5] u/mayorolivia: The lion does not concern himself with bears
[+5] u/Bxdwfl: Nasdaq 100 annualized returns for the past decade are over 2x what Bernie Madoff's were.
[+5] u/Ujmnhy152: !banbet msft $450 4d
[+5] u/sleepygarner: I'm green, but it just really feels like a financial crisis is around the corner. Never felt so gay in my life.
[+5] u/Terrible-Deer1398: I’m about to fomo in need to make 500k in the next 9 months what’s the play?
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: I have like 10 years left of being able to keep up with app UI changes before I am feeling like a boomer looking at a iPhone 4 as if its alien tech
[+5] u/Snowman33001: Now starts the surprising quick journey back to ZIRP.
[+5] u/Boheed: I've got a crisp $20 just waiting for the market to open
[+5] u/Filimon97: After Memorial Day, today we’re honoring memory by buying MU because nothing says remembrance like a memory stock. To the Mooooon!
[+5] u/H_o: people don't realise, it's in AIs best interest that we keep working and getting paid
who else gonna pay for the tokens, AI? nah AI is not that dumb
[+5] u/Obvious_Coconut_8432: It’s crazy how well fake progress is working at keeping oil prices down
[+5] u/mrdeadhead91: Big green dildo in my pants this morning
[+5] u/burnerAccountDuh24: Brent up and USO down a lot. Hmm.
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: Realistic price target for MU for next 2 weeks. Does she hit 1k?
[+5] u/Low_Truck_7049: BERS KEEP CRYING LOL
[+5] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: The fraud will continue until morale improves. Or until we set new debt records daily. (Not the good kind).
[+5] u/Rez-_-: This shit will do anything imaginable but move naturally with what it is showing to prevent you from profiting. It’s insane
[+5] u/borkdpasito: Feels like yields are about to rip
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: what stops $nvda from hitting 150 p/e ratio like $amd, fucking lol
[+5] u/gomper: Market red - metals deep red
Market green - metals deep red
[+5] u/benj760486: Guys you think my Microsoft covered calls are safe 🤣
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: This fuckin weekend went by way too fast bro I need more time for memorializing
[+5] u/Ok_GAINZ: been in the bol camp a while, but red days are coming.
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: How many more times will the Iran war end in my lifetime? More importantly, how many more pumps is the war ending twice a week good for?
[+5] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: These clowns that say memory isn't cyclical anymore. Miss me with that.
[+5] u/Mission-Educator-697: Another day of MSFT red by open
[+5] u/wotton: CNBC - my guys if you’re launching glasses it’s usually a good idea to wear the glasses
[+5] u/rocier: holy shit CNBC, this is the worst thing I've ever seen on TV. Why does everyone they interview seem like they just got woken up from a nap? half stock half cash
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: Daily MSFT dump will continue.
[+5] u/uwvirgin: QQQ has performed better than all of Mag7 YTD, wild.
[+5] u/davidbigham: MSFT going down ,so that market can go up. Thank you
[+5] u/Independent_Term5790: Yea… I want to vomit
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Msft is doing what it does best
[+5] u/Bulky_Cartoonist_110: It’s hilarious. Clearly there was never a peace deal and market just keeps going up😂
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: Fuck Fidelity restricted my account so I couldn’t ape into $MU
Oh well still got $ASTS
[+5] u/FinalDevastation: Bols eating good today
[+5] u/pennilessmama: Spacex resume no experience or schooling but enthusiastic
[+5] u/Alternative_Cup1267: Full port red wire $22 june 26 call regarded???
[+5] u/NapNapNapNap: HOOD is just so pathetic
[+5] u/magmacannon: Knicks made it to the finals for the first time since 1999.
1999.
[+5] u/old_copper_kettle: It may have shot down a drone but it can’t shoot down the massive green candles we’re about to launch.
SPY calls all day
[+23] u/weewoowewoooo: “UBS adjusts MU Price target from $535 to $1625” LMFAOOOOOO who even makes this shit up?
[+19] u/lionkevin713: People insult the intelligence of POTUS but he’s the only one that figured out you can pump the market multiple times by saying a deal is coming rather than actually signing the deal for one pump
[+19] u/scooterhomeimprover: “**Iran supreme leader: US military bases in Middle East no longer safe after new strikes”. Sounds like a great time to pump it 1%!**
[+17] u/BigBritches619: At this point the way the market has been acting the last 2 months i think they actually can control it manually from 🥭 desk or something bc this is retarded
[+17] u/illhelpUbutbenice: MU is Tea-bagging my corpse rn
[+16] u/NoProfessional4650: Up $300k on MU but I AINT SELLING
[+16] u/xlmtothemoon: cramer said young people should just become an electrician and make 300-400k, holy out of touch
[+14] u/WSB-mods-are-: MU really going full ultra instinct
[+14] u/Cacounet14: What a good day to have 70% of your portfolio be ASTS and MU
[+13] u/Independent-Tree-985: that mu price action is ungodly.
[+13] u/looool_k_libtard: Green constantly and it’s just a handful of stocks lmao even mag 7 is barely participating
[+13] u/jahdyudnwl: Ber being sacrificed at the altar today
[+13] u/chainerection: Of cos, MU rises after I closed my call position in it
[+13] u/Lunch__Money: Full port MU is the only way.
[+13] u/nocashflow_: calls expire worthless friday for the stock to blow past the strike the next trading day, EVERY FUCKIN TIME FUCK
[+13] u/wazzur1: Imagine losing money on MU 800C by being a pussy last week. That's me.
[+12] u/Apollo948: My theory is that MSFT will suddenly go +10% out of nowhere one day. At least that’s what I tell myself while I’m going to sleep
[+12] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: Instead of 500 MU shares at 90 something I now have 30 shares at 735. 🤡
[+12] u/Opposite-Link: It must be really demoralizing to fail at OnlyFans. You’re like, “here’s my pussy.” And no one gives a fuck
[+12] u/diefy7321: All that shit talking from the bers past 3 days lmfaoooooo
[+12] u/Rosella2562: Consistently losing money ☺️🙌🏻
[+11] u/necarpenter417: Boy, imagine if all this AI bullshit turns out to just be a scam
[+10] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/Candid_Payment_4094 made a bet that MU would go to 815.0 within **1 week** when it was 759.63 and it did, congrats fucker.
Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses
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[+10] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: MU is fucking with my emotions
[+10] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Bers peaked in kindergarten
[+10] u/TrickyDickCheney: We got 3 oil dumps on tweets in the last week but bombs start falling again and it does nothing.
[+10] u/iAmGrimTV: Just put the all time highs in the bag bro.
[+10] u/dasboot523: Who is buying RKLB at these prices MEIN GOTT
[+10] u/YTLupo: # Bears ALL FUCKING WEEKEND WERE SO GOD DAMN ANNOYING LMAO 🤌🏻
[+9] u/NoProfessional4650: Crossed $2m today. Thank you MU 🥹
[+9] u/cloudsofgrey: Guys only want one thing and it's disgusting (MU to hit 1000)
[+9] u/eoiioe: Time to lose my rent! Let’s go baby we are back
[+9] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: 0 chance of a sell off.
Full porting calls
[+9] u/twostroke1: unpopular opinion, but ber is fuk.
[+9] u/powerboner: MSFT may be the worst stock of all time
[+9] u/Samjabr: Cramer talking up MU - Gonna dump my calls at the open
[+9] u/powerboner: Holy fucking shit MU…
[+9] u/Namtabmal: What the actual fuck is going on with these memory stocks. Every fucking day its 10% up
[+8] u/forsds: someone bought puts for today 🤣🤣
[+8] u/DrHellNoHoe: I’m once again admitting I’m not very good at this. I just want to get back to 0 fucking dollars. I don’t care about profit, I just want to get back to where I was before I discovered options.
[+8] u/chainer3000: I think we can all agree everything is priced too high now
It’s kind of ridiculous
[+8] u/lionkevin713: At this point, the market will react to a nuke dropping on Tehran as bullish as it will end the war and open Hormuz
[+8] u/nateyp123: All bad sentiment is gone… that’s why it will dump today
[+8] u/CardiologistIll7271: yknow I was actually a huge hater on 24/7 trading but it needs to come soon because every big move is premarket now
[+8] u/half-coldhalf-hot: “And then, he invested into the stock of the app he uses to invest!!”
[+8] u/RacerP1: Dump at open incoming. Profit taking with no deal
[+8] u/lifeiswutumakeit: MU bers in absolute shambles
[+8] u/Upstairs_System_6257: I'm reporting from the year 2031. Trump is hours away from the 28437th peace agreement with Iran. This time, it's the real deal. Oil futures is pricing Brent at negative $823742 while spot oil prices are at $8427872489/barrel.
[+8] u/teh_herper: #START YOUR ENGINES REGARDS
[+8] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: Bers celebrated bombs and death this weekend just to get ass blasted anyway 😂😂😂😂
[+8] u/Maximum-Classic3416: IS IT TIME TO BUY CALLS YET OR WAIT A LITTLE????
[+8] u/knoqd_: MU will be bigger than SPY soon
[+8] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: My god that was a long weekend
[+8] u/Fit-Skin1949: Buying Mu dip will be the best trade I make all year no idea what to do from here
[+8] u/Taiyoken: MU about to cross $1T market cap
[+8] u/RJNavarrete: MU may hit $900 before noon.
[+8] u/CanadianAbroad7: All those gay bers that were saying not to buy DRAM can wipe their tears with my fresh green Benjamins
[+8] u/Burtonwurton: META and MSFT is just embarrassing.
[+8] u/ChloroVstheWorld: DRAM finally moving 😋
[+8] u/Objective_Back_2581: If you put 30k into SNDK stock in May of last year you’d be worth over $1 million
[+7] u/ParticularWarthog319: Sold MU calls for a loss last week. AMA
[+7] u/johndaly88: Missed the boat on MU last week, but will FOMO into MU calls at open
[+7] u/bobbybeansss: if i even sell 1/4 of my MSFT shares i guarantee it’ll moon these next few weeks. So im doing it, brothers. for you lads. for the love of the game
[+7] u/FrozenToiletWaterr: It seems very bullish in here
[+7] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Cmon MU just fly past 818 straight to 850 😮💨
[+7] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: I took profit in April and now everything is just more expensive
[+7] u/GeologistPurple3209: Bears were so confident last night, look at them crying now
[+7] u/jerm2z: MSFT being flat af is equivalent to it being down bigly, so fuck MSFT
[+7] u/Nemo-pluribus-unum: This isn’t FOMO anymore. It’s FO-FOMO: front-running the next wave of panic buying.
[+7] u/patelchief90: can’t believe META and MSFT are dead money with billions in profit
[+7] u/Got_Engineers: How the fuck is VIX up +1% still lol
[+7] u/Appropriate_One_4273: Bers would rather be right than rich
[+7] u/Urinal_Zyn: serious question: what's stopping someone from shorting a stock and then hiring a crisis actor to claim the CEO molested them behind a Hardee's and then profiting and then having the actor say "oh just kidding." then buying the dip and profiting again on the "beat the allegations because the accuser was just playing around" pump?
[+7] u/savingstrainagain: Microns nuts hanging
[+7] u/LadderAdmirable: This is going to get faded so fast LMAO
[+7] u/WITCH2FAANG: Is MSFT going to be complete dogshit yet again today? Discuss
[+7] u/Advanced_Worry_5525: I'm about to exit cash gang, prepare for market dump
[+7] u/Shot-Plane7596: MSFT didnt even wait for market open to go red today 😃
[+7] u/sadlittlewaffle: Knew I should’ve full ported MU in 1984
[+7] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Micron, boy Micron is great
[+7] u/solid_snake1994: Bought SPY calls at open. Down we go!
[+7] u/InitiativeGlum2507: my god asts is going to make me a millionaire
[+7] u/Zuko2001: Do you know how I know I’m a different level of retard? I need MU to get to 900 by this Friday to make anything on these calls I just bought 🤡
[+7] u/FinePerformance1046: i love when stocks i was on the cusp of loading up on rip 15% in 3 days
[+7] u/mtnrnnr802: Sir, another ATH has hit my portfolio
[+7] u/Ok-End-3213: Fucking all my shit rips premarket and then dumps at open. So fucking typical. I can never have any fun. Fuck you. C*nt
[+7] u/myboywears: You belong in the circus bears 😂😂🤡
[+7] u/WindNo3445: Hurry hurry panic buy everything
[+7] u/isukforfree: The prophecy of MU 1k will happen this week
[+7] u/putsonyourbrain: did MU cure cancer? i'm the only 1 that didn't buy, if i do it goes to 600, i will stay out
[+7] u/Loud-Ad9148: 1. Take your balls out
2. Add ice
[+7] u/drankleanonce: that’s funny first time i seen someone use a basketball
[+6] u/cfaawlday: QQQ is quite literally free money. Always has been always will be.
[+6] u/NoProfessional4650: UBS raised MU PT to $1625 😳😯🤤
[+6] u/lifeiswutumakeit: Memory just getting started
[+6] u/ArticleTerrible7621: MU to $1000, almost 9% premarket. If you didn’t buy the dip, enjoy the fomo
[+6] u/BOSS_OF_RUANDA: With MU pumping this hard SOXL should be easy money right?
[+6] u/shlimeyboy: Longest 3 days of my life thank god the casinos open again
[+6] u/comebackjoke: I full ported msft, meta and pltr over the weekend I think I should just hang it up
[+6] u/SkoomaJunki3: Knicks fans really think they are going to win it all 😂
[+6] u/Waiting4Reccession: I must be retarded because the market is once again pumping on fake peace deal hopium without giving up the gains when the peace deal didnt happen.
[+6] u/West_Track_9927: bears need to relax we were just love bombing iran jeez it was not offensive
[+6] u/SlideIll3915: You know what they say when something is too good to be true, buy more calls.
[+6] u/sck178: TIL ber might truly be forever fuk't
[+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Msft you fucking retarded cunt
[+6] u/iBoughtYourCar: Unironically MSFT might bankrupt me
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: Micron brothers and sisters, REJOICE!
[+6] u/actualnotme: Holy shit we are MUning
[+6] u/iamjt: Fuck it's gonna short squeeze
[+6] u/hioman01: Panic buy everything while you can still afford it
[+6] u/Dunkishard: Just closed all my MU calls 😁 up 45%
[+6] u/unseamingcarrot: Holy DRAM, thank you MU
[+6] u/cheese20202: MSFT, AT LEAST LUBE ME UP BEFORE YOU RAIL ME UP THE ASS NEXT TIME! GEEZ!
[+6] u/liikenneaksioma: only thing cyclical here is bears money cycling into my pocket
[+6] u/teamdiabetes11: Just remember, the only reason you aren’t rich is because of your own damn fault and being awful at trading.
[+6] u/plumpypenguin: freak the fuck out and buy everything
[+6] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: #Man the FOMO is real
[+6] u/Namtabmal: Seriously wtf happened in the past hour that warrants a stock thats already up 1000% in past year to go up 13% again?
[+6] u/Affectionate-Idea690: lol people selling MU early this shit hitting 900 soon
[+6] u/sherhil: MU might actually go to 2k not kidding
[+6] u/Damerman: My port is MU RKLB and goog.
[+6] u/OkResponsibility2470: I will not FOMO into mu I will not FOMO into mu I will not FOMO into mu
[+6] u/Accomplished_Job5938: I can afford one share of Micron now or some real dumb fucking longshot gambles
[+6] u/myboywears: Bears can’t afford waterproof eyeliner anymore, there’s no hiding it anymore
[+6] u/Bravadette: LUNR and MU full of stars rn
[+6] u/CalebVanPoneisen: Always have been.
🌏👨🚀🔫👨🚀🌌
[+6] u/type_error: I look everytime I pee
[+6] u/JohnnyFartmacher: They are high in antioxidants
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Everyone point and laugh at the memory panic sellers Friday
[+5] u/robmafia: the entire market is badly mispriced.
things are either astronomically too high or beat to hell.
[+5] u/lionkevin713: So we exited the pump-dump routine of ceasefire-war to just being pump-pump? That might actually be what ends the war when the market isn’t manipulated by it anymore lmao
[+5] u/zlordbeats: this gap up straight into ATH is kinda concerning but fugg it we ball 🏀
[+5] u/Old_Implement_5135: Everything except fucking MSFT. Wtf. At least fucking dip so my hedging puts can cash
[+5] u/AutomaticAerie4672: I keep seeing the exact same memes being commented on every WSB post, and the daily thread is full of bots. This place has jumped the shark.
[+5] u/Bam2458: Just open it already. It’s been so long.
[+5] u/tiger1191: mu 1000 soon and then stock split probably
[+5] u/DiceyConsultant: It’s up because you sold
[+5] u/powerboner: MU and SOXL must hate me bc every time I own it, it doesn’t rip like this 😔
[+5] u/mapsosa: MU feeding generations
[+5] u/pussinbuuts: OPEN THE FKING CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+5] u/StophJS: This Iran deal is either going be shit or it will just fall apart. And no I'm not chasing the space play.
[+5] u/savingstrainagain: MU can go to 1k but there’s still so much room to make people lose everything before it gets there
[+5] u/rand_walking_charts: “The United States committed a gross violation of the ceasefire in the Hormozgan region in the past 48 hours… Iran holds the US regime responsible for all the consequences resulting from these aggressive and unjustified actions,” the statement says. “ Art of a Deal 😂
[+5] u/ArticleTerrible7621: on-going peace deal + more Trump pump = MU $1000
[+5] u/H6UEF4WU8X: The SPCX halo effect is real
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: The Nutsaq is over 30,000 🦖
[+5] u/SubduedWeed: Glad I wasn't born a dumbass ber
[+5] u/NonBalisticSniper: 15 minutes until casino boys, let's ride
[+5] u/West_Track_9927: every stock i own is down :/
[+5] u/StockB0Y: Bombing Iran at this point is free green days
[+5] u/elvee61: 15 minutes. Hit the shitter while you can.
[+5] u/Cstooby: Lol msft is legit the largest turd there is right now.
[+5] u/Temporary-Basil-3030: Market pump MSFT dump
[+5] u/JohnnySweepHisLegs: Nvidia is pos that doesnt pump like MU
[+5] u/PatFenis77: Is it a good time to short micron now guys?
[+5] u/Wise_Ticket_5093: ah yes msft being msft
[+5] u/LeakMyBigBowls: That 900c MU bull might actually pull this off lucky sanababeesh
[+5] u/iiGoodVibesii: I'm using the hidden immunity idol. fuck it.
[+5] u/Total-Savings6385: Honestly I can feel a dump
[+5] u/Possible_Version2680: lol the guy who bought MU on Thursday with 0dte probably wants to kill himself right now
[+5] u/Sufficient_Nose629: The MU retail FOMO is going to be unreal
[+5] u/miss_L_fire: So glad I held my MU calls 😭🤘
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: MU is going vertical
[+5] u/oliver2022: look at the ASTS chart man LMAOO space really is the future 🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/staresinshamona: i thought it was bloodbath tuesday
fucking bers can’t win even one
[+5] u/Money_Term8366: 🫵look who’s missing out on space stocks #2
[+5] u/NotAHost: I think I need to speak with a doctor because my micron boner is not going down after 4 hours.
[+5] u/NoProfessional4650: Yeah fuck you MU bears. Especially that retard alert-beautiful. Punk ass bitch hope you’re enjoying dumpster diving
[+5] u/Tall_Manufacturer694: Bulls rejected by $750 just like every time they talk to woman
[+5] u/stuckInACallbackHell: Can’t believe I sold LUNR at $15 and bought HOOD holyyyy fuck
[+5] u/Co_OpQuestions: >market open for 5 mins
>THIS MARKET FUCKING SUCKS REEEEEE
Lmao jesus
[+5] u/JayRoo83: Holy shit, a Reddit admin actually overturned my automated ban by their shit AI
So anyways, back 100% cash since my account just crossed 150k and I don't trust this Iran thing to not flare up at least once more
[+5] u/darkphenom67: micron lunr applovin all going crazy
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: great day to be jacked to the tits on MU and ASTS calls
[+5] u/ArticleTerrible7621: MSFT is red in a sea of green, sorry anyone holding
[+5] u/Any_Raspberry_6778: Microsoft I hate you
[+5] u/ImFaucy: Held my Sandisk calls and have been rewarded thank you to whoever sold these to me I appreciate it
[+5] u/hayleybts: Msft is seriously meme material
[+5] u/lilordeo: ofc i sold mu on friday cant make ts up😂😭
[+5] u/Klaus_Winchester: He’s supercharged the stock market
[+5] u/UchihasRightfulHeir: Selling covered calls on MU was definitely regarded on my part.
[+5] u/Thotmas01: Somewhere out there, one of you sold covered calls on micron and bought puts with the money. Show yourself.
[+5] u/weewoowewoooo: This memory stock pump makes the og Tesla pump look like a joke lmfaoooo
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: Lies about peace deal: bullish
"Iran war live: US launches new strikes as talks stall": war even more bullish
[+5] u/Quirky_Row_2080: NVDA acting like a bitch
[+5] u/horseisahorse: [](https://www.financialjuice.com/#)
>Channel 12 Israel: Ground operation in Lebanon begins beyond the yellow line.
>09:51 May 26
I don't know how much the market cares about Lebanon
[+5] u/myboywears: Wya bears? 🤣 come out, I wanna play
[+5] u/Commercial_Ease8053: Everything is big green… what could go wrong.
[+5] u/TheMegaSage: Welcome back to the fucking casino
[+5] u/Trade-Architect: Holy shit if micron hits target price they will be bigger than meta hahah 😅😳
[+5] u/vayjining: Dude, AMD is five hundred bucks? Tf have i been.
[+5] u/Trashpanda7193: Hahahaha bers you dumb pos
[+5] u/stupidber: SPY 750 I never thought I'd live to see the day
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: # THAT’S THE TOP BOYS
[+5] u/W0lv3rIn321: Are there any bers left? They were so sure of themselves this weekend
[+5] u/Juidawg: Finally looking like this party may be getting started for real. Funny how quickly everyone forgets what it was like in 20-21 where we woke up to blinding green penetrating candles in small and mid caps for months on end.
[+5] u/Jerikolol: I dont like Bers. They're course and rough, and they get everywhere.
[+5] u/Vino-Decanto: If I smile while doing a headstand am I technically frowning?
[+5] u/BoomerSharkBoy: Who would have thought MU ripping off
[+16] u/JuicyJohnny69: Bers were saying MU going back to 500 😭
[+15] u/moorhound: MU: "were gonna invest $100bn over the next 20 years"
Market: "Well let's add $100bn to your market cap today then"
[+14] u/moorhound: Markets are on some actual crackhead shit
ASTS made $70 million dollars last year. Even their most optimistic guidance numbers put them at $200 million this year. In what world does that justify adding *$7 billion* to it's market cap in a day?
No one gives a shit about what a company's making anymore, the ticker itself is the product now. This is just horse racing.
[+13] u/purpleinme: Market is skyrocketing and all my stocks are red lol
[+11] u/TheKiMoChi2020: I still haven't bought MU shares yet after watching it went from $220 to $850 fml
[+11] u/Hegecoin_Rules: War resumes=biggest day gain in months
Go DRAM and ASTS!
[+11] u/UnivalveX: can't wait for the great correction of -2% followed by +5% the following week lmao
[+11] u/lrzbca: MU and Sandisk bag holders making generational money
[+11] u/FOMO_Gains: Money printer go, "MUUUUUU MUUU MUUUU MUUUU" 💸
[+10] u/Normal_Silver4582: MU calls from 60% down to 25% up
Feels good man
[+10] u/VotedOut: WOW ALL MY CLOWN STOCKS R GOING 2 MOON AND IM RETARD! THIS NOTHING LIKE 1999 BUBBLE LOLOLOL GAYBERS!
[+10] u/digitFIRE: All of these semi conductor and space regards are making bank and I’m behind the Wendy’s dumpster holding up a “VOO and chill” sign with a sad face.
Should I just jump on the ASTS, MU, and RKLB bandwagon now?
[+9] u/Demonic_Maidens: I'm about 1500 away from my high last year after I lost 40k on 0dtes. Letsgooo
[+9] u/BreadfruitOk6788: Surely this is sustainable right
[+9] u/pysapien: MU finally hit 1T mkt cap
[+9] u/AgitatedJump8459: MU TO 1000 IS NOT A MEME
[+9] u/Regardium-Leviosa: Ferrari could just pivot to producing mobile data centers, are they stupid?
[+9] u/Educational-Bee1908: As always, I didn’t buy MU….
[+9] u/Porcupinesolos: Overweight $Meta has been the worst decision of my life. Zuck is the worst capital allocator in human history
[+8] u/PCdealmaster: Haha MU up 18% in a single day. Definitely not a bubble.
[+8] u/EncryptedMyst: I'm crying Micron has allowed me to buy my house
[+8] u/BewareOfLuggage: ASTS going absolutely mental already
[+8] u/official_luxe: MU is selling alien tech or something? Wtf is happening
[+8] u/emanresu711: You people have so much money
[+8] u/Lemonade1985: Mu at $106 gain this morning. Also a price target increase to $1625. ⬆️
[+8] u/BiggieMoe01: The holy trinity of generational wealth is ASTS RKLB NBIS
[+8] u/Medium_Proof7304: Casinos are less of a scam than this shit
[+8] u/Outrageous_Length975: This is the dumbest market I've ever seen. Just allergic to reality. We will pay hard for this.
[+8] u/ten7four: Anyone else buy that dip on MU? Nearly broke my phone slamming the buy button when I saw it was sub 850. Already up an easy +1.3%
[+8] u/Ok-Wonder-8392: What goes up, goes up even more.
[+8] u/Psychological-Ship85: Rotating out of space stocks and into more space stocks
[+8] u/aabbcc_gei: IRAN AND THE UNITED STATES HAVE SIGNALED THEY ARE CLOSING IN ON AN AGREEMENT TO TURN THE EXISTING CEASEFIRE THAT ENDED WEEKS OF HEAVY BOMBING INTO A LONGER-LASTING FRAMEWORK OF DEAL 🤡
[+8] u/Wonderful-Sun-2794: Michael Burry Died of AIDS this morning..he was 54 🪦🐻
[+8] u/Valkorion335786: MU joined the Abraham Accords lmao
[+8] u/EagleNoahg: Absolutely regarded strength. Cannot beleive my DRAM calls are saved rn. They were down like 80%. and they fukin got god candled ITM
[+8] u/BurstingTitan88: Just googled “Entry Level Ferrari” this has to be the top
[+8] u/No-Improvement3164: I just bought MU. It’s over now
[+8] u/Candid_Payment_4094: This is the point during a rally where I get greedy and fuck myself over
[+8] u/Jazzlike_Cheek_4495: I'm out. all cash now. pussy hands.
[+8] u/Berto_: Sitting on cash twiddling my thumbs 🤦
[+8] u/Ok_Percentage5920: MU is going to go to 1500 by the end of the year
[+8] u/account-names: ASTS eow target is 1250
[+8] u/WendyDumpsterFire: MU is a trillion dollar company 😂😂😂🤬🤬🤬
[+8] u/WistopherWalken: Anyone who believes in ai data centers in space is a regard.
[+7] u/Thedurtysanchez: Space stocks are going fucking nuts today
[+7] u/igotshrimps: Made 3k and done for the day because I know I will lose it if I keep trading lmao
[+7] u/MyDogsNameIsTim: Is nvda actually regarded
[+7] u/lolgoodone34: Never thought I’d see AMD at $500. That sector is just completely unhinged lmfao
[+7] u/Parunreborn: Incredible, buy high sell higher works
[+7] u/-rigga: ASTS movement like when you bust and she's still sucking 😫
[+7] u/MicioBau: Just wanna say that these daily threads are hilarious and you people are amusing. I love being here 🥹
[+7] u/Spok3nTruth: Even as a full bull myself.,... Its so obvious all this madness gotta end at some point... The drop will be historical unfortunately..
Just hoping all these gains I've been making for a while doesn't get wiped out.
[+7] u/da-pkitty: NVDA has now weathered earnings, the sell-offs, and proving a $215 resistance. It is time.
[+7] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: I get theres a shortage of memory and shit, but is there a shortage of SPY and QQQ also
[+7] u/AprilsSecretAccount: If someone sends you work related email over a holiday weekend it's perfectly legal to delete it without reading it.
[+7] u/cow_grass: MU almost a trillion dollar. Wtf
[+7] u/BetterDare2390: Is there still time to buy MU?
[+7] u/Life-Trade-6514: We could drop 20% right here and still be above 60 days ago. Absolutely fucking nuts
[+7] u/UnivalveX: it's been almost 7 minutes since the last ATH. this is quite concerning
[+7] u/NeuroManXy: MSFT stole my joy of life
[+7] u/ButtcheekJones0: My ASTS stocks are up 25%, too bad I only invested $50
Broke bitch problems
[+7] u/MagicMushroomsMM: Michael Burry and Warren Buffett= Biggest losers of 2026.
[+7] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Mu has saved me from a week of my own bad desicions. Thank you mu.
[+7] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Bers were so excited friday 😭😭😭
[+7] u/Xzlk: As long as MSFT is still red, everything is fine. When it goes green, that’s the time to get worried.
[+7] u/nzholtok: I have calls yet I am red lol picked every wrong stock
[+7] u/BerryExpress: sir, a second pillar struck bers anoos
[+7] u/Reid-Hoffman: FOMO'd into MU now we go down :)
[+7] u/mjr_malfunction: Just woke up from my 2 month coma. So what color lambo did all you bears go with?
[+7] u/Ble_h: MSFT is a royal peice of shit
[+7] u/UnivalveX: does micron pump +10% every day now
[+7] u/superhappykid: Is it weird i got AMD MU SNDK but ASTS is giving me huge fomo.
[+6] u/isospeedrix: Holy moly MU MRVL ASTS going bonkers
[+6] u/old-cow666: Idk about this pump boys
[+6] u/tika_dengu: Rotation from MSFT to MU, one micro to another
[+6] u/ten7four: Reminder that we haven't even begun the first inning on space stocks.
Once ASTS hits 250 it's officially game on.
[+6] u/FrequentUpperDecker: So you’re telling me we bombed Iran again last night…and oil opened down 4%?
[+6] u/UnivalveX: QQQ automatic +1.5% a day for eternity
[+6] u/MagneticRetard: Too many of you are holding nvda calls. This shit is NOT budging til you expire
[+6] u/JugoShvili: Generational bag holding opportunity here
[+6] u/unclefire: Man that movement on MU and SNDK.
[+6] u/bigfan49: Guess who wins the sold-too-soon award again
[+6] u/Severe-Selection-256: Just enough of a pump and then dump to fk your options. Diabolical
[+6] u/pmssa19: I love MU. I am about to burst
[+6] u/Mr_Canada1867: SPY 800 by end of summer 😂
[+6] u/100xOrBust: I REALLY need to look at IV before buying these fuck ass 0dte
[+6] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Mu gonna touch 1000 tomorrow at this rate
[+6] u/Severe-Selection-256: WSB spamming MU, SNDK and AMD which means I’m not going anywhere near them.
[+6] u/fish_: i was almost a retarded oil bull today but instead i bought tech calls at open like a good boy and now im up $30k
[+6] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: you could have just bought mu 800c weeklies last friday
[+6] u/Red_V_Standing_By: I'm such a fucking moron for liquidating on Friday. I had all the positions that are mooning too. Fuck.
[+6] u/mehmilani: I don't wanna ruin your day for y'all, otherwise I could touch a call and spy would drop 4%. You should be grateful.
[+6] u/happyegg1000: Full port DRAM shares has me feeling warm and fuzzy
[+6] u/Dysbit: My mu $800 expired worthless last week, i’m not mad or anything
[+6] u/Jazzlike_Cheek_4495: lol, deal, no deal. doesn't really matter.
[+6] u/Elonmuskishuman: What’s the point in an electric Ferrari 💀
[+6] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: My dumbass diversified my tech portfolio 3 months ago instead of full porting MU like a man
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: MU 950c weeklies I FOMO’d into at open erased the war crimes committed upon my portfolio last week
[+6] u/Still_Ad8888: This is absolute madness, wtf, speculative stocks left and right are +18%
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: This isn't even euphoria, yet
[+6] u/Right_Traffic_4821: Guys I am happy to report that I am rich again.
[+6] u/GreenCurrency2228: all my stupid chud stocks have limp dick while you tick spreading bastards are having a ball
[+6] u/conclabv: Anyone got any plays for me to throw 1k at. Getting fomo from selling Mu call last week 😩
[+6] u/GloomyMembership4197: I have a newborn baby, and his first words were: MU
[+6] u/EnginrA: I guess MU puts weren’t the move
[+6] u/Dry_Bar_4965: $MU under $1000 is a STEAL
[+6] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Bols gonna be like homelander when this shit ends.
[+6] u/FOMO_Gains: I don't even really know what $MU does, but im all in
[+6] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: fk yall im going all in on ASTS to crash this shi
[+6] u/InspectorDabbit_: People are going to have to come to terms with the fact that NVDA is literally a WMT, HD, BA, etc type stock now and no longer a meme hype stock.
Boring 0.50% to 1% swings and you'll never see the massive 12% jumps any longer.
They've become so successful and so large and they have so many shares, it's very hard to get any real movement except for catastrophic bad news that sends it down.
[+6] u/gervs99: Think I’m about to get fired from a job I hate
[+6] u/Civil-Fun2409: just made $800 off gold trying for 1st time on a gut feeling. Never again, i will leave a winner
[+6] u/EncryptedMyst: I've made 6 months salary in less than a week what the everloving fuck
[+6] u/WorkmanMarty: stop asking why, just buy
[+6] u/JarrodH991: Come on MU just need 5B more
[+6] u/Potato_Battery: We are witnessing the next dotcom boom. Peak will happen sometime around year 2900.
[+6] u/Red_V_Standing_By: This is fucking insane.
[+6] u/I_am_Nerman: When you buy NVDA calls instead of MU
FUCK
[+6] u/Majestic_Natural_361: Can you imagine staying solvent longer than the markets were irrational? Fuck, that would be so nice
[+6] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: MU? Manchester united?
[+6] u/bigfan49: Cruel and unusual market
[+6] u/KundaliniVibes: All bots in here. Somehow half the forum is full ported in MU. Yeah okay. Lol gtfo
[+6] u/Burger_Gouger: We all lose money in the end. Bears just like to lose it faster
[+6] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: DRAM here I go I can't fight the FOMO anymore I'm sorry I will buy ATH
[+6] u/degenforlife69: Buy buy buy. Dont be afraid of being the bagholder
[+6] u/slytythesneakyguy: My Msft calls are up 6% today. Only 433% more till I’m at break even. Heck yeah.
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: LMAO WHAT DID LEBBANON EVEN DO?
[+5] u/rayquan36: It's a race to see who can first post the surge protector guy cutting off his dick
[+5] u/retardmaxxxxing: DRAM WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
[+5] u/sunnydays2121: ASTS
$$$$$$$$
STILL EARLY
IYKYK
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/dolla_bill21: Imagine not buying $MU at $650 a few weeks back😂
[+5] u/ALABAMUHA: sold my asts at 105 to buy nvda on fri rip
[+5] u/Ok-Wonder-8392: MU teaching bers a good lesson.
[+5] u/OGWFORLIFE: I miss the stock market when I first started learning it back in 2019.
[+5] u/thisisaredditforart: I shoulda waited longer to sell my MU calls. But also I made money so who cares I guess
[+5] u/skin_flute_player: Jeff Amazon do something.
[+5] u/90sRiceWagon: Almost bought a space etf dip at 83 last week, now it’s at 100, fuck.
[+5] u/Certain_Guide_1481: Doing anything is free green days
[+5] u/Special_Phone8169: Most hated bubble ever
[+5] u/Imadogfishhead: So instead of being up 15k on my MU 610 C I’m only up 5k because I bought a spread to “manage risk”.
Just goest to show boys, yolo is the way
[+5] u/melvinzee: Oh my dear ASTS, sorry for ever doubting you.
[+5] u/strength19: Imagine buying Bitcoin over the past year when literally anything else would have actually made you money lol
[+5] u/Elforas_Tero: Bers r ultrafuk. LMAO
[+5] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: SPY new ATH after dropping more bombs. Actual brain damage to be a bear.
[+5] u/MadmantheDragon: My god ASTS LETS GOOOOOO
[+5] u/Affectionate-Day2743: i just want to thank whoever it was on here a couple weeks ago that said ASTS should be at $120. I did zero DD and bought it because of your comment. I've doubled my money in 3 weeks. lol. I'm gonna take my money and run.
[+5] u/OddBaker: Sold MUU on Friday to hop on the quantum wave… I really am just majorly regarded
[+5] u/DogNamedFloppy: Nobody went broke taking profits…but it f’ing hurts watching it keep rocket up after you sell.
[+5] u/Thick_Supermarket254: Sold micron 795 calls for 5/29 last week…AMA
[+5] u/Xzlk: Fast tracking retirement
[+5] u/SeesawQuiet5620: rip guy who thought dram wouldnt hit 56 anytime soon
[+5] u/MakeMoneygreatagain: Bullish signal, Jim Cramer is bearish on Microsoft!
[+5] u/xeuropa: MU hits one TRILLION😮💨😮💨😮💨
[+5] u/buttThroat: UBS updated their price target on MU to $1625.. better get in now boys
[+5] u/Porcupinesolos: I give up on $Meta man. I will never forgive myself for missing on AI/memory stocks that are free money
[+5] u/Specialist703: NVDA selloff to rotate into better stocks lol
[+5] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: Damn, bers woke up and died instantly
[+5] u/G-IDIOTTHEMAN: No pullback, no discounts.
[+5] u/Rich-Badger-7601: MU hits a trillion dollar market cap and folks say there's no shot this is a bubble
[+5] u/eggplant_parm827: How can it be a bubble if there's no chance of this ever stopping/ going down again
[+5] u/PanicApprehensive16: I remember when apple was the first company to hit 1 trillion back in 2018. Now it can be done in two months. Surely this is fine.
[+5] u/grim32025: MU about to hit 1T market cap, Nani?
[+5] u/pokehexem: todays profit bagged. gg
[+5] u/AlasKansastan: Hey just coming again to say
FUCK YOU JANE STREET, FUCK YOUR EMPLOYEES AND FUCK YOUR FAMILIES I HOPE YOU ALL GO BROKE
[+5] u/bearwithme23: so is this the blowoff top I keep hearing about?
[+5] u/Rocketboy_12: Bears shut up and put the fries in my bag
[+5] u/MaximusDecimus78: Looking at your order history of stocks you sold way too early makes me depressed
[+5] u/regardus_maximus: AMD UP 150 PERCENT IN 60 DAYS IS A SIGN
[+5] u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut: Ooof ber...
It'll go down, someday. After your premiums get roasted.
[+5] u/Detail-Vegetable: Can't keep winning the war if the war is over. 🥭 playing 5D chess again.
[+5] u/matthiasdevaere: ASTS wil keep climbing
[+5] u/Wrath_FMA: We are never having a red day again
[+5] u/Comfortable-Gap-9775: pope called ai evil and tech is sky rocketing. literally called it
[nothin can stop this bull market](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1tnk1ya/comment/onv7y7d/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
[+14] u/Superente_: Congrats, retail bulls. You managed to pump up SPY irrationally to 750. Now the smart money dumps on you.
[+14] u/DerpageOnline: Thanks guys. Today I closed my years old MU position at +1200%. It wouldn't have been possible without you lot of habitual gamblers.
The tax man is very happy with me 😭
[+13] u/jetrawl: I LOVE BUYING SPY CALLS AT THE TOP, MORE MORE YES!!!
[+12] u/InitialPsychology731: Being long on MSFT is inhumane
[+12] u/aqjingson: My best performing stock in my portfolio is a free Google fractional share I got on webull at avg price $130. Lot of lessons in that..
[+11] u/skychief99: This is not a bull market.
Its a bubble market in a small group of stocks.
[+11] u/Taco_muncher_yumyum: bulls are way too euphoric for such an unexplainable pump
[+11] u/Lake-Dependent: Just need a possibility of a chance of a deal… Ooops we bombed them again, but the deal is so close wow it’s hours away from being signed even though we just murdered a few people
[+10] u/SirPanic12: My children will eat tonight thanks to MU
[+10] u/ElTorteTooga: Asts straight up filthy action today 🚀
[+10] u/Additional_Heat_902: Iran restoring internet access tells me everything I need to know
[+10] u/circadiggmigration: Who the fuck forgot to tell spy 750 is it's new home? Why don't you want to go home?
[+10] u/alldayidreamofdollas: SPY shanking me in the prison showers rn
[+10] u/Haikoe: Talks going well incoming
[+9] u/Evening_Lie261: Piece of shit nvidia
[+9] u/Longjumping-One-7022: lol full cabinet to camp David. We back in action boys.
[+9] u/Some_Current1841: Why’s this shit look like it wants to shit the bed so bad
[+9] u/Kingmusk420: MU bears are crying about their lost while I’m laughing with my gains. Best combo.
[+8] u/x2manypips: Most amount i made in a day thanks mu
[+8] u/financiallythriving: Is this peak euphoria
[+8] u/Impressive-Joke-3119: Why is NVDA being weird?
[+8] u/TonyStarks81: Just one more 10x from here ASTS and I don’t have to worry about money anymore.
[+8] u/solidsneeze: MSFT is the new NVDA is the new MSFT
[+8] u/svpa3991: Man NVDA blows. Semis in name but bag 7 at heart
[+8] u/No_Tough_2065: Last chance to buy mu at the top before it pumps another top 🤭
[+8] u/ContributeAVerse: Eurobulls, take your gains and invest in a/c
[+8] u/Lord_Greedyy: that support at 750 better fucking hold lol
[+8] u/d33p7r0ubl3: MU surpassed $1T market cap. Next stop $4T because why not
[+8] u/dataCollector42069: why bols so quiet now
[+8] u/Hellmale: I made the trade for the day.. $124 profit
[+8] u/i_like_debt: I'm going to need some insider info. Please and thank you.
[+8] u/Skilledthunder: MSFT about to be thrown out of the mag7. CEO shoulda been fired long ago
[+7] u/callsonreddit: If I held my SNDK MU leap they'd be up 7k, 9k
And wsb called me retarded..
[+7] u/BrightSovereign: Bought MU at the top. Consider this your warning to get out
[+7] u/Inevitable_Gainz: SPY is now up 30% in the past year, very normal, very real
[+7] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: All the MUllionaires are going to get rekt sooner or later. You know if they’re regarded enough to hold to this point, they’re regarded enough to hold while it goes back to double digits lmao.
And yes I’m bitter.
[+7] u/Taco_muncher_yumyum: an entire bull market powered by a piece of technology that tells people to eat rocks daily and can't spell strawberry
[+7] u/Overall_Option_8883: ASTS RKLB LUNR generational wealth
Thanks space mob and wsb for the recommendation
[+7] u/OneJellyfish5980: Whoever convinced me to panic sell DRAM calls before the long weekend, FUCK YOUR WHOLE BLOODLINE
[+7] u/Yonderbeyonder: NVDA is such a boner killer
[+7] u/InitialPsychology731: MSFT can stay red longer than you can stay solvent
[+7] u/enc-nyc: buying calls on ASTS surely it'll keep going like that forever
[+7] u/Lake-Dependent: If this $750 doesn’t hold again it’s fucked
[+7] u/Jagged_Tide: Who here got their daily plays wiped out from that dump? Be honest
[+7] u/alldayidreamofdollas: My SPY 751 calls screaming in pain
[+7] u/BaxterrStockman: If the deal ends up being a sell the news event, it will bankrupt 90 percent of this sub 🤌
[+7] u/Double_Biscotti_6364: *cancels transfer to double down*
[+7] u/Skeezerman: I can rest easy tonight knowing this pump is real and will have no retrace in the coming weeks/months.
[+7] u/alldayidreamofdollas: Picked the wrong time to buy calls...
[+7] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: Wealth transfer, generational
[+7] u/manginamonologues: Announce another peace deal please.
[+7] u/CumomEileen: I finally buy MU and it’s the top??
[+7] u/Independent-Exam1863: Everyone making money but me
[+7] u/HonestScar7176: I regret selling my puts and buying calls. Can I please have my puts back.
[+6] u/Superente_: Bers are right but Bulls make money.
[+6] u/495N: $900 before close. Stock so 🔥 no need to mention
[+6] u/Infinite-Mine5720: A v would save my life right now
[+6] u/Acceptable-Prune3943: # ASTS GANG CHECKING IN
[+6] u/PropheticMurmurs: I’m a little butthurt that ASTS and RKLB are so mainstream and popular now.
Makes options stupid expensive compared to what they used to be.
[+6] u/bringkiteback: I hope all the data centers burn down then we pump on the rebuilding of ai
[+6] u/Taco_muncher_yumyum: upside down V incoming
[+6] u/Metacog_Drivel: up over $300k today. Is that good? I'm new to this trading thingy
**🥺 👉 👈**
[+6] u/Hodgey91: Na, very bad. Time to quit
[+6] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: I'm making money, but this rotation is unsustainable and gay as fuck.
[+6] u/boglemydingleregard: With shares like these, who needs options. 🥂
[+6] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Its so funny watching all these people call out their predictions based on price action as if they have a single idea.
[+6] u/MammothKey8122: What is nvidias problem like seriously
[+6] u/LittleHoneydew3466: It pumped and then dumped and now it will do sideways till close
[+6] u/Illustrious-Teach411: Sold my ASTS position last week at $95. Couldn’t have timed it any worse…
[+6] u/Sad-Literature-5341: God i love space stonks
[+6] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: MSFT red NVDA red OIL going straight up
SPY ATH AFTER ATH AFTER ATH
[+6] u/Whiterossy: NVDA is like that Squidward meme looking at the other AI stocks running up last few trading days
[+6] u/Calele17: Did Jensen bomb Iran?
[+6] u/TheFreshOne: If SPY goes red, Imma punch myself in the nuts...
[+6] u/ercanbas: Thinking about NVDA guy today.
[+6] u/-IQ200: 1st time being bull, kinda nervous. I bought calls on the dip but it keeps dipping. Advise?
[+6] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Is there any bears still here
[+5] u/BladeFireQ: MU 1T Market Cap,do we still have room to go?
[+5] u/Clittle93: Palantir the biggest wet noodle ever
[+5] u/tonez13: Wow MU 20% day incoming
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: EVERYONE FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC BUY EVERYTHING!!!
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: OMG INSANE MU DISCOUNT RIGHT NOW, ONLY $882/SHARE, BUY BEFORE IT GOES BACK TO $890
LIMITED TIME OFFER!!!!! ONLY A COUPLE MORE HOURS/DAYS/MONTHS/YEARS
[+5] u/cheatlkeachamp: Everyone here should be pricing in an SNDK MU stock split so buy now get ahead of it
[+5] u/chalupabatman2404: MU 52 week low is $90 😂😂😂
[+5] u/Mathguy200: Dude. That NVDA reverse is eating me hard
[+5] u/enc-nyc: Once option is +10%+15% I set a stop at breakeven and it 100% hits before going +200% and +300%, wtf is that shit. Like literally always.
[+5] u/Accurate-Letter-546: You're not gonna catch this falling knife bro. Don't do anything. Let algos get bored of playing alone. This way you don't get fucked
[+5] u/TheEagleDied: This sub really shows you the consequences of not having a good education. I feel sorry for Gen Z. You will never know everything that was taken away from you.
[+5] u/National-Log5203: I have never felt so bad about a green market
[+5] u/miata_only: I can't think of any reason why we could be going down now with all of the economic and geopolitical indicators as they are, you guys
[+5] u/Haikoe: I guess the big fade starts today
[+5] u/LeftBullTesty: This shit is so predicable. SPY fakes going down in the first hour, then mega dicks up until lunch
[+5] u/Helpful-Weekend-2224: Space stocks to the moon!!! it's just beginning
[+5] u/Puzzled_Vast6207: $bull gunna go up
I feel like all that SPAC fear and weak earnings already baked into $BULL fr. The stock got smoked off the SPAC stuff, then earnings hit and folks sold again, but everybody already know what the risks is at this point.
Webull still got hella users, revenue still growing, and they expanding worldwide while retail trading starting to turn back up. Compared to HOOD the market cap still small, so if sentiment flip bullish again, this thing could really run from here.
I cant pot on DD yet cuss of karma but thanks for listening to my TED Talk folks
[+5] u/cannythecat: Michael Burry going full on with bear hysterics today and yesterday
[+5] u/thedarkpolitique: Was tempted to sell and buy back in at a later date for MU but you know what? Fuck that. I’m holding
[+5] u/Helpful-Weekend-2224: Space is the new microchip
[+5] u/Happy_Decision_3203: I hate nvda right now, I buy calls and it goes down. I dont buy shit and it shoots to the moon. Fuck me
[+5] u/Thisispaartaaa: MU forecasted to hit over $100 earnings per share (eps) and 400B in free cash flow....and your selling?
[+5] u/Glittering_Loss8707: we haven't hit the employed lunch time V yet
[+5] u/Ok_Consideration4947: Buying that spy dip rn
[+5] u/Beneficial_Ad9547: Gap fill here we come
[+5] u/EnigmaSpore: 9 weeks of straight green boner.
June will be just as green. It always is
[+5] u/Cola_Dad: So SPY not breaking 751?
[+22] u/ericthedisrespectful: am I the only actual human here? how does it hit my stops perfectly then immediately recover? you're all just bots aren't you?
[+15] u/Phimb: On a green day, NVDA is red. Then, on a red day, it's going to be even more fucking red.
[+14] u/powertrippingmod67: \>me selling MU at 120$ for a quick buck
\>me not buying MU at 400$ because it's already ran too much
\>me not buying MU at 869$ because it has a trillion fucking dollar valuation
[+14] u/Dependent-Entrance56: I like to make fun of and look down on people who buy 0DTEs, as a 1DTE buyer. We are not the same.
[+14] u/Extension-Change-441: 755 eod is not a meme
[+14] u/chaoticmosaic: Staring at a screen all morning to make $100
[+14] u/bigswordmeatlord: 0DTE spy calls here are obvious
[+13] u/Dongkey_kong: MU is such a piece of shit. How the fuck is it only up 16%? Should be 16000%
[+13] u/DrElkSnout: we gonna close at 752.15 today just to fuck put holders lol
[+13] u/Beagle001: Daily reminder that people saying “bull trap” and “bear trap” are at the top of the list of not knowing wtf they’re talking about nor know how that even works.
[+13] u/-medicalthrowaway-: I’m currently messing around with this cougar
I literally went to high school with her daughter
I’m here to tell you, there is no age that women stop being horny all the time… and there is no age that women stop playing childish games lol
[+13] u/Chlo-Motion: Imagine owning MSFT while staring at everything else pump..oh wait that's me 😭
[+13] u/GreatTea3415: Trump is dying. Iran ceasefire is dead. Ivanka's nudes are dropping.
SPY to 745 EOD.
[+12] u/StonkGoUp: Ozempic is so crazy because I know bitches that been fat for 10+ years and suddenly get skinny and act like it’s from exercising. Like good for you but you’re not fooling anyone
[+12] u/C0up7: Pump today -> Consolidation on Wednesday -> Use PCE and GDP reports on Thursday as an excuse to dump the market -> Consolidation on Friday -> Make an announcement in the weekend for another final peace deal with Iran -> Pump on Monday -> Rinse and repeat
[+12] u/Longtimereader69: wow I missed the chance to make a lot of money today
[+11] u/Protonel: Alright it's time for the V
[+11] u/unpaid-astroturfer: Micron at $1T
Never gonna be able to buy a SSD for 50 bucks ever again :(
[+11] u/sylphvanas: Fuck this fucking scam market and fuck you bulls
[+11] u/Main_Honey_7832: should I use my 810 credit score to take out a payday loan and throw it all on SPY 750 0DT Calls?
[+11] u/SchwiftySchwifferson: I need to stop with the 0dte
[+11] u/WrexyWrex: Conspiracy theory
landscaping equipment is still so loud to advertise to others in the neighborhood and keep them focused on landscaping
[+10] u/Key_Candidate_2461: And now massive quantum V
[+10] u/TheyCallMeCool1: Great bear market of may 26th, 10:45AM - 11:55AM
[+10] u/titor420: S/O to the dude who said to buy NOK calls, and my regarded ass for making financial decisions based on a reddit comment.
[+10] u/DiamondHands667: Fuck I just want to be profitable, find love, and be happy. Am I asking for too much?
[+10] u/whoami_to_judge: hiiii guys I successfully got lobotomy and now i am a bol 😄 MU to 1000!!! 🚀
[+10] u/AncientAd3846: So space pump same time tomorrow?
[+10] u/taffy_laffy: YEAH SURE YOU BULLS MADE 25X RETURN, BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE CRYING WHEN WE SELL OFF 10% AND YOU ONLY PROFITTED 23X
LMAO
[+10] u/bobby_stackz: META really is a piece of shit huh
[+9] u/dimadomelachimola: Big moves only happen overnight now
[+9] u/delicious_oppai: 750 0dtes loaded. Lets goooo
[+9] u/noahmfs: Ok pedo 🥭 tell us one more time deal is almost done!
[+9] u/b3no_coin: Lol, bols were talking so much shit over the weekend for +0.4% 😅😅
[+8] u/PalpitationSmooth992: this selloff is going to be brutal tomorrow
[+8] u/AppleJuiceTwo: Ive lived a month this morning since buying puts at open
[+8] u/Ok-Historian-1033: Circuit breakers tomorrow.
[+8] u/mrslipandslide: So guess spamming calls was a bad decision
[+8] u/Czyzzle: SPY forming a deep in my ass formation on the one hour
[+8] u/zainwhb: I sold MU at 800 and now thinking of getting back in
FUCK
GUUUUUHH
[+8] u/CoopCrossing: hope you enjoyed your lunch bulls
[+8] u/PalpitationSmooth992: consumer discretionary is dead
nobody will buy products ever again
US economy is fucked this bubble will pop and nothing will be able to save us
[+8] u/caliwillbemine: “Stocks Rise as US Peace Strikes Resume in Iran, Moving the Region Toward Greater Stability”
[+8] u/Aggravating-Donut568: BREAKING:
🥭 TOOK HIS YACHT THRU THE STRAIGHT FOLLOWING PEACE DEAL SIGNED AT 12:30PM TODAY.
[+8] u/thelonewanderer333: If the market is going to ignore reality, it may as well just go up 1% everyday. This +0.5% and some dips are boring
[+8] u/Loose_Hornet4126: All regular stocks are stagnating. Meme fake stock being pumped by handful of big enough companies. Makes the index's look ok. But market is crap
[+8] u/zainwhb: U could literally throw a dart in the wall full of tickers and be green today and I still lost money today
[+7] u/Independent-Cress382: NVDA we are no longer friends
[+7] u/FuckingJPMAlgos: Buy puts you retards.
[+7] u/whomakesthetendies: Bulls were so cocky with futures
[+7] u/TreGet234: I was told we have a peace deal. Was this incorrect information?
[+7] u/SageLeaf1: Mr Gorbachev tear down these puts
[+7] u/Motley843: Love this.. Ive been trading for a year.. I have never caught a runner in my direction.. I have lost 5k in a trade but never ever made 5K becouse of a stock running in my direction.. Its fucking laughable.
[+7] u/Academic_Lock_1699: Broke Bear Mountain 2.0
[+7] u/Top-Sir-1215: What if 2022 was the pullback before the next leg up?
[+7] u/BecomingSavior: It's taco 🌮 Tuesday time
[+7] u/4dham: can't wait for all the loss porn.
[+7] u/Sam_Vicious2: Love how I’m always cash gang on these monstrous green days 😓
[+7] u/Early_Material_4021: Bull trap sell while u can
[+7] u/ConstantPondering: Classic bull-bear trap
[+7] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: let me guess, trade sideways for another hour then rip to 751 eod
[+7] u/Any-Cartoonist-7052: Inflation surely going to be terrible on Thursday. Get your gains while you can soak in all this beautiful green
[+7] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: Theta til end of day.
I'mma go for a walk.
[+7] u/CaponeBK: Large fries is $5 at McD. What the Fuck
[+7] u/Loose_Hornet4126: If this is how the market reacts to escalation/fake news. Imagine the war/peace agreement is signed and market dumps on the news that there will be no known pump/dumps happening till another news cycle
[+7] u/Micahftww: Here I was thinking SPY would do something today
[+7] u/upvz: 2 or 3 stocks pumping while everything else flat or red
[+7] u/UncouthMarvin: I'll be honest, today has been quite a lot and it's not even noon.
[+7] u/stonetrade: Going all cash. Not because I expect a selloff or anything. Just don’t know wtf I’m doing.
[+7] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: So glad I bought NVDA this morning instead of literally anything else in the sector 🫠
[+7] u/qrqrafafzvzv: Lol, the moment bols sing, the market grabs the balls.
The moment bers wake up, they get slap in the face.
[+7] u/MajorSexer67: So 760 by the end of the week?
[+7] u/SmoresPies: i dont see a catalyst for a pullback in the near future. literally nothing can stop this train. inb4 top signal, heard this before, etc.
[+7] u/sekak77: Puts and Calls both fkkedd
[+6] u/DrElkSnout: Just remember guys, no one cares about you when you're losing. You'll only get the phone calls when the money hits. Remember that shit when you finally make it.
[+6] u/turtleofgirth: Yo, where is the Taco at?
[+6] u/Extension-Change-441: can we retest the daily high for a double top first
[+6] u/telamenais: How long until asts got a higher stock price than rklb? Tomorrow?
[+6] u/Feisty-Payment9614: The guy who dumped 20k into MU calls last Friday was 1 day too early for greatness
[+6] u/Upper_Possession6275: Do the thing axios do the thing
[+6] u/stuffofftheroof: Hopefully this is a bear trap, 752 eod
[+6] u/zainwhb: when everything will dump, MSFT will be green….but not too much, only 1%, what did u think it is, fuck urself, yes I hold MSFT, fuck myself
[+6] u/Ltheman00: 95% of the market is up
[+6] u/PatrickSebast: Dear Bears - How do you feel emotionally when contemplating the very real possibility of SPY hitting $800 before the 4th of July?
[+6] u/Apprehensive-Koala18: Imagine being a bear and taking bull balls to the face every single day. What a life
[+6] u/Czyzzle: Bol has now reached the expire worthless acceptance phase
[+6] u/ckami_91: Lmao price target 300% increase
Yeah the top is in
☠️☠️☠️
[+6] u/NightWalkThrowAway: The legendary reverse V, Ʌ !!!
[+6] u/delicious_oppai: Bet 🥭 says 48 hours ceasefire for muslim holidays as kind gesture for today's taco 🤣
[+6] u/ValueOfADollar: Only people I have empathy for are HOOD holders
[+6] u/mangofruitdude: Is there a company with quantum robotic and ai in the name? Instand 1000%
[+6] u/ModeForJoe: ***BREAKING NEWS:*** There is no deal. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
[+6] u/Gom_KBull: Some stupid bitch in here yesterday really believed🥭 was telling the truth this time
[+5] u/chuddyman: Rug pull? More like rug munch! Am I right ladies?
[+5] u/Put3socks-in-it: Bombs in Iran = green dildo day!
[+5] u/Marshmallowmind2: Just bought into MU after buying at $750 and then selling for chicken feed profit. Holding until at least 1000 now
[+5] u/Karl151: This market is some bullshit, nothing but memory and space stocks matter
[+5] u/gh0st-33: Damn BAG7 living up to its name currently
[+5] u/HatNo9667: 🫵 bought calls at the top, then panic sold... didn't you?
[+5] u/Ziz23: Rockets mooning all over the bears
ASTS 🚀🚀
[+5] u/axewoodsman: The saddest part is when your paper trading portfolio is killing it but your real one barely moving.
[+5] u/nordik1: bulls unite 👹👹👹
bulls never lose
[+18] u/WishIwasCamping: Dude there is going to be such a massive crash. No way this can continue every single day. Nothing is a buy right now.
[+16] u/bearhunter429: #On green days: Microsoft red
#On red days: Microsoft red
#On flat days: Microsoft red
#LMAO🤌
[+14] u/bearhunter429: #The entire market is 6-7 chip & memory stocks jerking each other off in a circle LMAO🤌
[+13] u/berkoh: MU is still undervalued.
[+12] u/Far_Outcome_6540: I’m buying every dip i see now I don’t give a fuck no more pussy shit
[+12] u/Extreme_Marketing865: NVDA and MSFT sign deal to go red everyday.
[+12] u/No_Current3675: His son is just another useless cunt in his life. The only one he cares about is that daughter he wants to fuck.
[+9] u/Leather-Spray9263: Do me a solid guys and push spy back in the 750s
[+9] u/ClaudesSexBot: Am I retarded for thinking the semis run is just starting? I mean you have a dozen AI companies sucking any and all data centers dry, and robotics sector is just starting to build up from 0, imagine how many households will have humanoid robots in them, and that too will require fuck knows how much processing. I think the current valuations are cheap compared to what's going to be their prices 2-3 years from now
[+9] u/aioliravioli: A new batch of bears are being formed due to missing out on MU/AMD
[+9] u/ehehe: Every gap gets filled but mine 😩
[+9] u/dbgtboi: 2026 when trillion dollar companies have higher volatility than penny stocks and crypto
[+9] u/niv141: its a newly discovered market glitch, we can make infinite money from this war im not even kidding
[+8] u/OhhPeeee: Holy fucking snooze fest
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #This market will NEVER crash because no matter how bad things are, they can always find just enough stocks to pump to keep all indices green LMAO🤌
[+8] u/Mammoth_Bank_7886: The market is running out of tech companies to throw money at to such degree, even my quantum calls are switching from red to green, despite Friday's rally and the fact today should be about consolidation.
Greed is officially out of control. What could possibly go wrong?
[+8] u/ObviousDoxx: MU price target downgraded to $500…
…after 20-1 split
[+8] u/Far-Requirement9180: Most of WSB MU millionaires have no clue wtf this company do or whatsoever, fucking GUH lol
[+8] u/CaptainApeCommander: This year is rise of the rejects:
intel: 207% YTD
Nokia: 153% YTD
BB Blackbery: 125% YTD
Cisco CSCO: 55% YTD
LMFAOOO BERS
[+8] u/CompleteFinish3068: Lmfao msft got a price target of 600 probably won’t hit till 10 years from now the way this pos moves
[+7] u/browsk: Ok now please give me a big shrek cock candle
[+7] u/mixtape312: they used to call AMD 'advanced money destroyer'. What happened?
[+7] u/thelonelystockfish: Man so hard not to have major fomo in some of these stocks ugh. Meanwhile my stocks are so weak 😭.
[+7] u/Any_Life_6178: What is the second most-hated stock in here? MSFT is clearly #1
[+7] u/drytexterfinalboss: Soxx/soxl chart is the definition of a bubble....shit is beyond retarded
[+7] u/kex06: Imagine holding Microsoft instead of Micron
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #On green days only about 40-50% of stocks are up. On red days 95% of stocks are red. LMAO🤌
[+7] u/zeusbox: Everyone and their mother dumping their life savings into semis.
[+7] u/dontslambro: Getting older is just about managing your fuck ups better
[+7] u/InIce1234: A Ferrari Luce would exactly be the car a Bear would buy if he somehow makes some money for once.
[+7] u/DangerNoodleDemiGod: MU will hit 900 by tomorrow at 940am. Then drop to low 880s before recovering and touch 1000 by Friday open.
[+7] u/OldWonder5865: “The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent”
-Insolvent Ber
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #If it wasn't for chip and memory stocks SPY would have been at $600 right now LMAO🤌
[+7] u/Warm_Tzatziki: I sold all on Friday. The FOMO is unbearable, but buying in on a 15%+ day... I know imma regret it
[+6] u/jeffynihao: I will never emotionally recover from the fact that I sold MU at 80
[+6] u/MOVED_TO_OTTAWA_FUCK: I'm so glad I have no idea what calls and puts are. I would have lost so much money today prolly lol
[+6] u/jonneh: # MU GANG ON THE SET CUZ 🥷🥷🥷
[+6] u/NervousChemistry7401: NOK isn’t the same company it used to be. Don’t sleep on its future.
[+6] u/ebfeebfe: As the old saying goes: "If you're a genius while in a bull market, you're a genius all the time!"
[+6] u/No-Bluebird-7326: like how do u open your app and go long on something at these prices?
[+6] u/Formal_Cockroach_314: I made generational wealth 3 weeks ago and have pretty much pissed it all away chasing 0dtes. Need to stop and just throw long called Nokia or NOW calls. This is super unsustainable.
[+6] u/stuntondeezh0es: Lmao CENTCOM contradicts American media, saying they have not escorted vessels through the Strait of Hormuz. What a cooked country
[+6] u/Dry-Conference-8690: MU under 1k is a steal
[+6] u/Routine-Agent-160: WE NEED A NEW ALL TIME HIGH AGAIN TAKING SPY TO 760 EOD, AND MELT THE REMAINING BEARS FACES IN THIS COMMENTS SECTION.
[+6] u/studybreak15: Why can’t MSFT just follow the market for once?
[+6] u/MixFit5225: The elites don’t want you to know this but ducks at the park are free. You can take them home. I have 458 ducks.
[+5] u/Personal-Party-2615: Who has the green dildo drilling bear image ,i need it rn 😩😩😩
[+5] u/BeaverSack: This is fucking retarded
[+5] u/Apple2o: All it cost was 10% inflation per year!
[+5] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: everyone loading up on mu I loaded up on msft
[+5] u/saliym1988: Mu joined the 1 trilly club
[+5] u/RunsaberSR: Let me be clear.
This market is as crazy as it has been and I am just raking it in.
But I cant time MU/SNDK to save my life. So i just blindly opened MU 1000 calls for Friday.
Use this info how you will.
CHPY to 100 EOM
[+5] u/kev0795: NVDA hates being green
[+5] u/crackheadwizard: Today will be remembered as black Monday
[+5] u/PaleInvestigator767: its so easy being bullish lol... every time the tard bears think they've got it the market shoves a god candle strait 😉 up their ass
[+5] u/ClaudesSexBot: You know money is fake when company making 40 mil and losing money hand over fist is sitting at a cool 50 bil valuation
[+5] u/rubsdikonxpensivshit: Maybe I was the generational bottom after all
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: crazy shit taco has been having chemo exams and no one gives a fuck?
[+5] u/Maximum-Cash7103: Look at Ferrari’s new EV 😩 maybe it is the end times
[+5] u/HanzDiamond: this is the Mondayest Tuesday since the last three day weekend. Good luck investors! ring the damn bell
[+23] u/thatavengersguy: I guess everyone here is a multi millionaire except me
[+16] u/Abe2025: I shorted on the biggest pump day. Fck this shit
[+14] u/TheYearGuesser: MU up $150 in one day is redonk
[+13] u/Weak_Emu3659: Current market drivers:
Fear ❌
Greed ❌
Autism ✅
[+12] u/softboiledjadepotato: Me holding NVDA, shaking my fist at MU in the clouds
[+12] u/Upper-Fan-6173: Cashed out on MU at 900
[+11] u/violet_evergarden8: NVDA is the worst stock on this planet
[+11] u/thewayyoulook2night: if DRAM hits $72, I break even all time after 6 years
[+10] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: my bullish ass seeing stonk pump 8% by open, fading to 5ish% and iam pissed, despite my stonk being up over 30% after few months, iam such a greedy piece of shit
[+10] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: just bought a 400 strike put on MU expiring June 2027
now it'll run to $2,000
[+10] u/Overt_Dealflow: It really feels like anything you invest in right now is either a firework that skyrockets out of your hand into the sky or its an m80 that will blow your hand off.
[+9] u/JJlaim: MU touched 900 and pussies started to sell. Like bruh its only beginning.
[+9] u/longGERN: !!!!!
Got 50 bucks from a class action. Real menu tenders tonight boys!!
[+9] u/Amitriptylinekoning: MUtards just keep winning
[+9] u/RetinalSmear: A nice little 42% day for MUU
[+9] u/thegreatgumbini: Teacher: "Can anyone in the class give me the definition of insanity?"
Me: >!"Me buying 0dte SPY puts after a massive run on the rumor the war is over only for it to not drop and I wait till expiration and lose all my money over and over again?"!<
Teacher: "Correct!"
[+9] u/dunk4899: LUNR lost NASA lunar terrain vehicle contract, trading halted. yikes
[+9] u/DisgrunltedDan: LUNR NEWS
$LUNR
halted after losing the NASA Lunar Terrain Vehicle contract (LTV) to Lunar Outpost, and Astrolab.
[+8] u/OptionGamble: Options trading should be banned for anyone younger than 40. Too many lives ruined
[+8] u/FinishWarm1746: Mu single handedly saving the market
[+8] u/ez399017: Yeah this is a bit absurd, but I love it $MU
[+8] u/Kattilaeikka: I hate to be the party pooper but remember to take some profits here and there when the markets melt up. I can't take profits because I went full risk without the reward.
[+8] u/SpicyNuggs4Lyfe: Uhhh LUNR just dropped 5 dollars in seconds
[+8] u/Warmake: LUNR crashed just like its rockets
[+8] u/heckadeca: LUNR pivoting to footwear
[+8] u/LobyLow: Generational bag holders of LUNR were made today
[+8] u/Electronic_Train_775: "S&P500/Nasdaq rise amid hopes for US-Iran deal" hitting ath every day for 2 months on hopes. All fucking bullshit
[+8] u/Tricky_Let2806: Fuck it I’m buying MU too lol
[+7] u/Leading_Form_8485: 8 weeks of pure profit. Not a single day loss. Insanity.
[+7] u/_RAPTORMAN_: All the news over the weekend and It ended being a space day. Fucking hell
[+7] u/Successful_Ease_8198: If JOBY hits 100 I will quit my joby
[+7] u/WillHumpForGuns: Some fellow regard buy the $20 Nok 2028 leaps with me
[+7] u/COBRA_DROGO: MU is now 3.5% of QQQ wow
[+7] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: Damn I lost $250 on spy calls today, I'll never financially recover....oh wait I gained 12k in share value in my non degenerate account. cool
[+7] u/Kitty_Katzchen: Mango made it out:
Just finished my 6 month physical at Walter Reed Military Medical Center. Everything checked out PERFECTLY.
[+7] u/Electrical-Prize5445: MU really climbed 20% and I’m only holding a couple measly shares 😭😭
[+7] u/gamersEmpire: What the fuck MU is a literal money glitch
[+7] u/CoatEnvironmental728: How many employees does MU even have. Are we sure it’s a real company
[+7] u/aka_crashoverride: Apparently, MU is passing the moon and going to Mars.
[+7] u/RjBloxks: I blew my port on MU 800C last week so I say fuck it and take a vacation, then I check the market against my better judgement and MU is creeping to 900…what the fuck
[+7] u/Competitive-Water944: Port down 30% today. Could be worse
[+7] u/Bloodminister18: I sold my full port MU at 400 for a 10% gain to diversify in other stocks. AMA
[+7] u/PhotoSpheres: What happened with LUNR?
[+6] u/CMTTrader: MSFT 👎needs to be removed from all major indexes
[+6] u/2AMTrader: leg down to 474 coming
[+6] u/Upper-Difficulty660: I'm saying what everyone thinks FUCK YOU NVDA
[+6] u/Curious-Tap8312: Where are my 752 call holders, may this V save our port 🙏🙏🙏🙏
[+6] u/Koki4kok: aaaand the first rug of this bull market goes to lunr
[+6] u/euphoricmoonberry: Do we think SPY will hit 755 this week 🤔
[+6] u/Clear_Judge5062: Hey bears, margin is calling
[+6] u/unbenchhench: NVDA start moving PLEASE
[+6] u/asxp69: $GRPN time to shine baby
[+6] u/RetinalSmear: K shaped economy continues to get worse, be grateful you have any exposure to the market
[+5] u/CatSuspicious8510: I made a G today
"But you made it in a sleazy way - selling puts to the bers"
I gotta get paid
"Well hey, well that's the way it is"
[+5] u/OnlyBols: Why did you redeem? WHY DID U REDEEEM?
[+5] u/dablackpantha: MU break past 900 plssss
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: is it seriously so easy as just throw anything into any ai and you're bank???
[+5] u/GonnaBeWealthy: My coworker won’t stop bragging about his MU calls
[+5] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: Spy gonna be completely flat today.
[+5] u/vwapnerd: Too many days of market never goes down, closed my puts a tad early.
[+14] u/Sir_Wayne_Giggsy: 163 THOUSAND DOLLARS IN 7 FUCKING HOURSSSSS
[+13] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: Man I’m so over it. What’s the point of having a job
[+13] u/gnanwahs: all it takes is one analyst from UBS to upgrade $MU that it rockets 20% in one day? 🤡
[+11] u/heikici: Stupidest market of my lifetime, both Micron and SK Hynix are worth a whopping 1T? Seriously?
[+11] u/mneymaker: At this point:
MU runs to 1200 before earnings
Announces crazy gross margins, 3-5 years contracts growing rapidly aaaaaand A STOCK SPLIT
BOOM $1600 HAIL MARY
[+11] u/kjl8921: Biggest fomo on this MU run. Holy fuck
[+11] u/rioferdy838: I feel like i should be making more money
[+10] u/Maximum_Light409: \+14% to -14% lolololol wtf happened?
[+10] u/ComprehensiveKiwi489: So, you're telling me MU is up 20% (over $200B) only because one analyst raised their price target today? Surely, there's no way these analysts, their families and / or their companies are financially benefiting from this.
[+10] u/fe2sio4: Low key glad I’m not married with kids and shit. I wouldn’t know how to explain to them I blew up life savings on 0dtes
[+10] u/Sick0h: Just called my grandma and screamed at her for not buying and holding MU since the 1980’s
[+10] u/RoaringPity: yo NVDA so boring bro go up like 200$ or smthn
[+9] u/Chiinoe: Most MU holders in here dont even know what the company does. Smh my head.
[+9] u/bickusdickus69allday: "Goldman sachs raises MU price target from $500 to $2,500"
Tomorrow probably
[+8] u/Willing-Angle-2203: totally normal market movements, inflation under control, war is won, AI is super productive, and we will mine asteroids soon! yay
[+8] u/lordofming-rises: LUNR -15% JUAT AFRER I buy??? Really???
[+8] u/David_Norris_M: Full ported at the top of mu
[+8] u/gkdjsl: Advanced Money Duplicator
[+8] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Rage quitting DRAM last week will haunt my family for generations, damn my paper hands
[+8] u/kawkface: Can UBS issue a higher price target for my portfolio as well?
[+8] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: I’ll give you a fiver if I can be blown next
[+8] u/Jemmani22: When they say let your winners run. Do they mean run straight into the ground?
[+8] u/bickusdickus69allday: anyone regarded enough to buy MU at these prices have my upmost respect
[+8] u/Bingalinginthebut: Can i write off my losses as a business expense. Quick backstory I’m trying to fund a business using 0dte’s. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: Time to buy MU at ATH LMAO I'm so fucked aren't I?
[+8] u/captain_casino: What happened to everyone that was saying memory is dead and MU 300 by EOM?
[+8] u/ZealousidealSector19: MU is going to open at $1,000 tomorrow isn't it!?
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: What the fuck is this disgusting price target on MU??? How can that even be legal/possible
[+7] u/Sick0h: Crazy bear market we’re in. At least that’s what I’m hearing from the very highly regarded.
[+7] u/MrBlueEyedFox: Tomorrow regards will be saying MU 1200 is the peak, don't buy. Cowards.
[+7] u/Pete26l96: So annoying holding AMZN this past year, I believe it's one of the biggest beneficiary of AI and automation yet it's basically moved separately from the space.
It's now the highest revenue company growing earnings faster than 90% of tech companies and it's still priced like a stalwart.
It's custom chip revenue rivals AMD.
It's streaming revenue is a close second to Netflix.
It's ad revenue is growing rapidly and is now 1/3rd Google's.
Their retail is larger than Costco.
They're poised to capture a large part of the space satellite market share.
Their logistics network is bigger than any company in the world.
They have more computational power and data centers than any company in the world.
Yet AMZN trades at half the valuation of other global conglomerates.
[+7] u/NWJSMJ: LUNR doing what it does best
[+7] u/xironically23: My mu watchlist from open went from 1100 to 4900 😭
[+7] u/S3ndNud3s: Just crossed 900% gains on MU. Should really cash out…
[+7] u/itsme971: Some guy told me to take profits.
But why?
I might end up being wealthy and take up some rich ass hobby like golfing.
I'd rather lose money and keep spamming these forum how the MM keep rigging this shit
[+7] u/Madrid_Fan: My entire life is in the hands of nvidia
[+7] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Software is dead. The future is hardware. Calls on MU
[+7] u/IookMaNoHands: Sell mu for 300% gain or let it -95% tmr due to greed?
[+6] u/Chromaticism: Imagine watching ASTS over the past year or so and never buying
[+6] u/bullishchilipepper10: SMCI gonna rip this week. Who cares about a little crime
[+6] u/darth_scion: How do I tell the broker I was just kidding
[+6] u/broke_person: Everyone and their moms running to sell LUNR
[+6] u/smellyfingernail: the best part about this rally is that bitcoin is down ROFL
[+5] u/chiswis: NVDA becoming a penny stock?
fuk is going on here?
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Do you even like money if you don't get MU?
[+15] u/zurijer: I heard the Koreans are taking on debt to buy Samsung and SK Hynix stocks.
Why aren’t you regards taking out a loan to load up on MU?
[+12] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: How tf did AMD go from 200 to 500 in two months while going nowhere for 5 years before
[+12] u/legendarylegend26: Well done to all the new millionaires. Congrats and fuck you
[+12] u/Asleep_Tale_2202: Just got mu now it's gonna drop
[+11] u/bear2bebull: MU boys believe it or not…more calls 🚀
[+11] u/HighDINSLowStandards: Memorial day -> Remembering -> Memory. Writing was on the wall regards.
[+11] u/toomuchmarcaroni: Shoulda listened to the MU truthers when it hit $636
[+9] u/neal_73: The drop will be beautiful
[+9] u/WarmCan3034: One day calls won’t work 😭😭😭😭😭 ONE DAY U BULLS 😭😭😭
[+9] u/Ghostehz: Whoever said LUNR puts are obvious earlier is an insider.
[+9] u/United12345: nice 100% on MU im out
[+9] u/grandfatherdog: Higher the market goes, the closer to God 🙏 We're disciples, not degenerates
[+9] u/IronicallyCanadian: It's really nice of you to donate that money back to the market!
[+8] u/wattap: This market is beyond retarded
[+8] u/Messer_Nexus: Got a profit $345K on MU. Now buying puts worth of $200K.
[+8] u/neatrick173: I’m pretty sure MU stands for “mega urethra”
[+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: If somebody put $5,000 into MU 1dte $1,025 calls….they’re sitting on $4,000,000+ right now
[+7] u/The_Albertino: Love that I panic sold LUNR at the absolute bottom of $32
[+7] u/Throwaway1021920087: nvda is a dogshit gambling stock. MU IS KING 👑
[+7] u/Messer_Nexus: I got a loan of $50K just now. Buying weekly MU calls. Excited to become a millionaire soon. Who is with me.
[+6] u/soscribbly: Microsoft small put wall at 412.50 and large put wall at 410
Strong $420 POC still in play this week unless $410 is broken
I spend my money on terminals so you don’t have to ♥️
[+6] u/bgdkid: lost all my money two weeks ago buying calls on MU... had i waited i would be so dam rich right now! JUST MY LUCK!
[+6] u/widerdog: MU power hour coming soon
[+6] u/VesperGilchrist: Algos doing most of the trading is absolute bollocks. LUNR crashing spooked the algos and the entire market is down. It literally erased almost $1 from SPY in minutes.
You thought the algos were coupled to SPY, but SPY is coupled to LUNR it turns out. And now it's slowly climbing back again. ETFs aren't any better than meme stocks if one random meme stock can cause something like this. And you just sit there like the absolute bellend that you are and watch your port lose thousands because one random penny stock took a dive.
This is literally lunacy.
[+6] u/Necessary_Fly_9266: Tomorrow will be the real profit taking