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[+95] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Sydney Sweeney has agreed to 95% of my conditions for a meetup. The framework has been negotiated. All that’s left is to figure out how to make her aware of any of this
[+52] u/moorhound: There's still time for at least 2 more deals to materialize and fall apart by the time the market opens Tuesday
[+45] u/justanaveragejoe520: If I had to guess a preliminary deal announced 9am on Tuesday. Followed by Iran saying they don’t agree to shit 45 minutes later after we pump
[+29] u/Frozen_Shades: Jesus spoke to me. He said, "Open the fucking casino". Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+29] u/QTpieme: How can we survive a Monday with the market closed
[+27] u/dudeondacouch: believe it or not, market closure.
[+26] u/wolololord: Watching paint dry is more entertaining than formula 1
[+26] u/External_Ad5313: WSB is the only place where someone can lose $38k before breakfast and still type “we ride at dawn boys” from the Apple Store display phone.
[+25] u/jonneh: **The year is 2030**. Negotiations are still under way between the U.S. and Iran. The Strait is still closed.
> Iranian official says, “Reopening the strait, which only benefits the US economy, is not even an option we are considering”
[+24] u/Moepenmoes: I love how this sub gives me accurate car, health and lifestyle advice. Not sure about the financial advice tho.
[+23] u/__dying__: If Iran doesn't make a deal RIGHT NOW we will be forced to give them another 8 weeks. THANK YOU for your attention to this matter.
[+22] u/Lake-Dependent: Convinced 🥭 and Iran are just working together to manipulate the market 🤣
[+22] u/Upstairs_System_6257: https://preview.redd.it/10r2sdgai53h1.png?width=1090&format=png&auto=webp&s=3b6faa4b60e33c301670feb8455d5d14925b4e63
[+21] u/aDonkeyWithACarrot: Why is this thread called: What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 25, 2026 Daily Discussion
I have no moves tomorrow.. the market is closed
are mods regarded?
[+21] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: There was an attempted break in our neighborhood so my wife and I are now building a ballroom.
[+19] u/BFox1982: Meth is just Ozempic for people with no patience.
[+18] u/patelchief90: 🥭 has successfully confused the fuck out of algos
[+18] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Mango gonna be mad as hell when he finds out he was negotiating with a rug dealer in Tehran
[+17] u/jorlev: My big move tomorrow, May 25th is NOTHING. Because the market isn't open till May 26th.
[+17] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/bikkhu42 made a bet that NVDA would go to 250.0 within **1 week** when it was 224.424 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 3 wins and 12 losses
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[+17] u/Deadsea3132: I love talking to my family like I know about investing meanwhile my port is down 15% in a raging bull market
[+17] u/SearchUsual5193: OPEN THE FUCKIN' CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!
[+16] u/Independent-Tree-985: > What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 25, 2026Daily Discussion
Masterbate
[+16] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: The mods so fuckin lazy can’t realize that tomorrow the market is closed
[+16] u/Smart_Influence2966: open the strait of market you assholes
[+15] u/vermilli21: 🥭 shit posting all these warhead stuff but to big of a pussy to do it
[+15] u/Willing-Angle-2203: how did we end up here? like wtf
we had a beautiful planet with food that literally grows out of sunlight. All kinds of amazing environments. Nature unbound.
a blink of an eye later, and we have LinkedIn, heartburn, and fucking stocks
the agricultural revolution led us us downhill fam
[+14] u/Evander85: No casino tomorrow. No work either. But no daycare so kids all home. Overall meh
[+14] u/YTLupo: I WILL DEFEAT THE AYATOLLAH WITH A HUGE BEAUTIFUL DEAL, A DEAL SO INCREDIBLE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT IT FOR YEARS, BELIEVE ME, AND IT’S ALREADY BEEN BASICALLY FINALIZED EXCEPT FOR ONE LAST THING THAT ONLY I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE PROPERLY. I DON’T MAKE BAD DEALS, NEVER HAVE, EVERYBODY KNOWS IT, THE BEST PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT ALL THE TIME. NOBODY EVEN KNOWS THIS DEAL EXISTS YET BECAUSE IT’S SO HIGH LEVEL AND SO ADVANCED. THEN MY SON INVITED ME TO HIS WEDDING, VERY NICE WEDDING BY THE WAY, TREMENDOUS CROWD, AND THAT’S WHEN I REALIZED HE BOUGHT PUTS, VERY REGARDED DECISION, VERY DISAPPOINTING, FRANKLY A TOTAL DISASTER OF A TRADE. SO NOW I WILL BE MAKING SURE THIS DEAL IS COMPLETELY FINALIZED BY MONDAY MORNING, STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE, AND THEN WE’RE GOING TO FINALIZE IT AGAIN TUESDAY AT OPEN JUST TO ABSOLUTELY DESTROY THOSE PUTS, AND PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SAY THEY’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT BEFORE.
[+14] u/NiceOwner: What moves I thought market is closed
[+14] u/jarMburger: Isn’t the market close tomorrow?
[+14] u/Sick0h: NVDA? Cucked.
Corn? Shucked.
Penis? Tucked.
Bers? You know.
[+14] u/Ryan_1995: The markets opening on TACO Tuesday… gulp..
[+14] u/CalRippedken: Bers absolutely assured me we'd have civil war mixed with ww3 and global depression by now
[+14] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: 🥭: "As part of our FANTASTIC DEAL Iran will be renamed to AIran and will be transformed into ONE GIGANTIC AI DATACENTER! Thank you for your attention to this matter and praise be to allah!"
[+14] u/TickTockTaudit: I used to fuck guys like you in prison
[+14] u/HyperSensitive-Mods: # Gas ⛽️ prices Spiking for Summer, inflation Spiking, unaffordable Groceries and insurance, record AI Layoffs, unemployed college Graduates, endless War and Consumer sentiment in the Toilet 🚽— So, Calls right?? 👀
[+13] u/InfiniteNerve1384: Brats on the grill. Extra mustard and sauerkraut.
[+13] u/Such-Ice1325: Americans have tommorrow rest day
[+13] u/moorhound: Charcoal > gas
If you disagree your tastebuds suck and you're stupid as fuck, sorry Hank Hill
[+13] u/MaleficentClaim9426: I’m off tomorrow. I might just sleep in and take it easy.
[+12] u/Totallycomputername: The market has gotten me hating holidays.
[+12] u/stuntondeezh0es: Tom Lee’s returns on Ethereum is about -7.3b so far but we should be listening to this retard about the market?
[+11] u/Dependent_Bike_3112: oil? long. dji? short. tits? jacked to. bhole? clenched
[+11] u/kal14144: 🥭 managed to avoid a cringe ass wedding. Won the war after all
[+11] u/kerouac28: I finally pulled the trigger on some USO last week so world peace by midnight tonight
[+11] u/oldprecision: Why waste the deal on again off again on a weekend when there could have been the usual Tuesday taco profit?
[+11] u/BuyTheFuckingDipss: Memorial Day food staple prices are up an average of 13%.
Americans will spend $2B more on gas over the holiday weekend due to the highest gas prices in nearly four years.
Domestic plane tickets are 31% more expensive than in January.
Welcome to 🥭’s“New Golden Age.”
[+11] u/Holdmyportfolio: Shooting followed by trump walking back the deal. Bibi not even trying to be subtle about this shit.
[+11] u/DrMcDreamy15: 0DTE on beers and burgers
[+11] u/xlmtothemoon: what if Iran gets angry about the no nuclear part of the deal and they nuke us, me specifically
[+11] u/vermilli21: I don’t care what anyone thinks, picking a booger out that’s blocking your nasal feels amazing
[+11] u/kex06: Good thing about 3 day weekends is I don't lose any money for 3 days
[+11] u/cDub3284: Shove a hotdog up my ass
[+11] u/aDonkeyWithACarrot: I am very concerned for the mental health of the ber 🧐
[+11] u/2020isgreat: Mango got the boss call from bibi lmao
[+10] u/OrangMiskin: Homelander would’ve opened the Strait
[+10] u/tasty-kake: It’s closed tomorrow dipshits.
[+10] u/user365735: I do not believe there was a deal made. It's just hoof to get everyone to shut up this holiday weekend about the gas prices. Prove me wrong
[+10] u/Ill-Construction-209: Isn't the market closed tomorrow?
[+10] u/Pale-Silver-8178: ASTS to break 129 ATH? before SpaceX ipo
[+10] u/Moepenmoes: Bought super cheap peanut butter from a no-name brand, which somehow comes in a plastic bag and not a jar. Opened it and it looks mustard brown, sort of the same like a dog's shit after not eating enough fiber, smells like cat shit, tasted it and I don't know what it is but it tastes burnt and nothing like peanuts.
[+9] u/Abe2025: Open Da Casiiinoooooooooooooooooooo
[+9] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Mango furiously negotiating the deal with a hallucination of Jeffrey Epstien while staffers look on helplessly.
SPY to 900
[+9] u/Own_Country_9520: People commenting with actual moves for tomorrow is how you can identify bots... or regards... or regarded bots.
[+9] u/PersonalRelative8616: Semiconductors will keep pumping, right? right?
[+9] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: You should definitely buy X, X is gonna go crazy! Don’t buy Y that’s for loser cuks
[+8] u/ActPowerful7001: Can anyone recommend any good pyramid or Ponzi schemes that I could get into?
[+8] u/Ok_Passage7069: Good day to not be a bear
[+8] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: What the fuck am I supposed to do tomorrow with no market? Crypto is for Cucks, I’d bet on basketball but the games are lopsided so it’s hard to make any legit money.
[+8] u/vermilli21: I think we are over looking this whole Strait of Hormuz, I think the real war is who can shit post better, U.S or IRAN
[+8] u/violet_evergarden8: Lots of sex with my hands today
[+8] u/Ok_Cry7572: My move tomorrow is to do nothing
[+8] u/ActPowerful7001: Future was right about women
[+8] u/Legendary-Lemon: Hyperliquid is not real.
[+8] u/Ok_Cry7572: Just applied for the Taliban unpaid internship for a diplomatic mission.
[+8] u/accountingsavage10: I’ve come to the realization that for the past 15 years I have not spent one week without looking at some sort of screen, phone, laptop, tv. Life was better when I was poor
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: Why do people keep saying the market is closed tomorrow? Here in Europe it's open, or am I the only European investor on this sub?
[+8] u/CPA-hole: 9 minutes until my life has meaning again
[+8] u/cheweyy: What are my moves tomorrow? Wait till 8PM 😡
[+8] u/No_Current3675: Still dealing with houseguests tomorrow. Wtf.
[+8] u/MavTech77: I guess I’ll just keep holding
[+8] u/E39_CBX: NOW to 130 by June 30th
[+7] u/Icommandyou: How is it even possible that every single weekend we get talks of peace deals and they fade as weekdays progresses
[+7] u/Scalpaholic: Seriously should we be topping off our tanks at least bi-weekly?
I'm starting to sense a Hurricane will cause a crazy gas panic if we're not out of this fiasco when the season starts around June 1st.
[+7] u/Unique_Rent_9051: Observing Memorial Day
[+7] u/abroadbroadband: WE'LL WAIT FOR YOU u/BIKKHU42
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
[+7] u/Ordinary_Chance2606: I mean the market is closed, so if I want fisted I’ll have to do it myself
[+7] u/Slow-Information-847: By looking at corn price movement, it is like we have completed a pump and dump cycle in 48 hours during the weekend, and nothing happened?! Except he successfully escaped a wedding maybe?
[+7] u/BeepBoopDep: Ber cope is so delicious 😂
[+7] u/gokipper: Once war is over is announced. Sell the news event
[+7] u/Technical-Emu-32: Schrodinger's deal 🤝
[+7] u/ShitTheFuckDown: Cramer is in the hospital right now in the stroke ward and he is busy rattling off ticker names no one has ever heard before. Quick we need to send someone over there with a notepad
[+7] u/vermilli21: * “Our deal is the exact opposite, but nobody has seen it, or knows what it is. It isn't even fully negotiated yet.”
I thought this was a meme or some shit but this clown actually said it LOL
[+7] u/Ravenous-Hydrant: Shit my puts will be cooked this tuesday
[+7] u/AfraidAnalyst: If we can go back to that 630 spot, I’ll do things slightly different this time
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: This chat is so cute tonight🥰
[+7] u/Marshmallowmind2: Now watch this drive!
[+7] u/Weekly_One8412: Soo… no deal will be ready today… great
*tyler the creator meme: So that was a fuckin lie*
[+7] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Memorial Day is actually the only day of the year the market should be closed!
I was in the Navy and a plane crashed on our flight deck and killed the pilot and 4 others. RIP Brothers see ya in the halls of Valhalla.
[+7] u/MoreOutcome8541: Shit my pants at the function
[+7] u/Icommandyou: grocery store trip gonna put me into debt
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: Friendly reminder to stay hydrated on this hot soaring day
[+6] u/DrestinBlack: I expect volume to be low and price movement quite flat
[+6] u/Geoff_Dawmer: I want to break in to a Brazilian prison and film a music video for my folk band.
[+6] u/night_shredder: europoor markets open tomorrow
basically a kindergarten version of wall street
gonna buy fancy tickers such as 1GOOG
[+6] u/OptionGamble: Shout out to the real men that will play futures tonight
[+6] u/Legendary-Lemon: You know China doesn’t care about the Straight of Hormuz because Chinese ships are actually passing through. 🥭really fucked up big time
[+6] u/Admirable_Ad2554: Pretending like I actually know what the F I’m doing.
[+6] u/Shot-Ground-9898: Zuck the fucking cuck
[+6] u/BRodIsRad: Just bought an iced coffee and now I'm fucking bankrupt
[+6] u/powerboner: My move tomorrow is to cry
[+6] u/Jaysler: Jokes on you, it’s gonna be green Tuesday 🤷♂️
[+6] u/NiceJobSon: People who use the term virtue signaling are themselves virtue signaling. Yes this is virtue signaling.
[+6] u/PlentyArmy2411: Get drunk and high and think about how my assets are going to move on Tuesday
[+6] u/Coogiez: HYPERLIQUID says we are up 10% on spy. YAYYYY /s
[+6] u/JuneauMori: So futures and indexes are the only available trading that can be done tmr?
[+6] u/Neel_Crashkari: Took sinus medication
Hit bong
Entered the matrix...
[+6] u/skymagic: if you've been reading the deal news all weekend you're certifiably retarded 🤣
[+6] u/insertnamehere-----: All in on HELP
Please send help I can’t stop
[+6] u/Madsen13140: World so fukd up i take better decisions when drunk
[+6] u/sayemsosa: Imagine being korean and not full porting samsung 10x leverage since birth
[+6] u/Maximum-Cash7103: The market not being open makes me feel sad inside
[+6] u/EnginrA: Molly Santana new Hannah Montana
[+6] u/Linkboy: Predictions for WTI open in 20 minutes? I have a feeling it will still be down 4% even though there is no deal with Iran.
[+6] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: tomorrow will be very annoying bc a bunch of mushy brained regards will comment on how the lines on their charts aren’t working
[+6] u/Vegetable-Lemon6669: Market is closed regards
[+6] u/mayorolivia: No crying in the casino chat
[+6] u/Misrabligen: Iran’s made NO commitments on details of ‘nuclear issue’ — Tasnim
‘Release of frozen assets… not related to nuclear materials issue’
Tehran ‘has NO OPTIMISM towards America’
[+5] u/Bofa12313: Open your fuckin ass crack you crazy bears.
[+5] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Sounds like there are only concepts of a deal
[+5] u/tabrizzi: Closed tomorrow, so no moves.
[+5] u/pmotiveforce: Sick of this boring ass war news.
Wtf is going on with the reflecting pool??!!
[+5] u/RevolutionaryPhoto24: The leveraged ETF boom is becoming disconcerting (every other ad is for a different one.)
[+5] u/Own_Country_9520: Prob lounge in the pool with my son.
[+5] u/hillbilly316: Tomorrow is a holiday may 25th
[+5] u/vermilli21: Stock market is being held by gunpoint by a 90 year old dementia lunatic 🥭
[+5] u/Sick0h: The bearer the Burry, the sweeter the CSP juice
[+5] u/badmattwa: You know what fuck em, pamp it
[+5] u/diefy7321: Imagine having over 100 comments over the weekend smh
[+5] u/LaughingIntoTheAbyss: Hotdogs, hamburgers, and beer.
[+5] u/2020isgreat: There will be missiles to celebrate the new peace deal!
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: i'm an expert pasts trader too bad the liquidity is really bad compared to futures
[+5] u/half-coldhalf-hot: Was not expecting Robinhood’s venture fund to go up that much that quickly
[+5] u/ComprehensiveList936: I got a feeling that GOOGL is guna dip hard at open….all these Gemini errors
[+5] u/SoloDragonGT: Open the fucking casino
[+5] u/SilverVikingTT: Tehran says Washington has ‘retreated’ on key mutual understandings
Less than 24 hours after Trump proclaimed a Washington-Tehran agreement was “largely negotiated”, Iranian officials are already projecting a tone shift, Al Jazeera’s Ali Hashem reports.
“A well-informed Iranian source tells me there are signs of US retreat on two central issues: the mechanism for unfreezing Iranian assets, and the scope of a ceasefire in Lebanon,” Hashem wrote on X.
Although the draft deal includes a Lebanon ceasefire framework, Israel is reportedly pushing Washington to include language allowing it to carry out military operations in Lebanon, under the justification of responding to “any threat”, Hashem said.
Tehran has informed mediators that it will not sign the agreement as such, Hashem’s source suggested, adding that Iran perceives Washington to be backing away from earlier mutual understandings.
[+5] u/InIce1234: Thinking about changing my gender to humanoid robot on tuesday.
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: Not a single person in Toronto have been able to see a single ray of light in 48 hours straight. Fucking depressing.
[+5] u/Sharp_Design_119: Edging until 6pm EST tomorrow evening
[+5] u/AwarenessRoyal4717: It’s the 250 year of America ….. calls all year
[+5] u/gopoohgo: All I'm asking for is another ATH
[+5] u/tiger1191: Koreans about to tank the market again
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: JD Vance: "The president doesn't sit at the Oval Office on his computer, on his like Robinhood account, buying and selling stocks. That's absurd...He's not making these stock trades himself."
OH REALLY JD?
[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: Ever look at your portfolio and go, how did I get here
[+5] u/Additional-Roll-5162: Anyone else bored of the strait ?
It’s all about the hummus
All because of Epstein 😂
[+14] u/comancheranche: Entire market Tues: 2%+
MSFT: -2% 🥲
[+13] u/Provolone-Jones: I’m holding oil out of spite now. Fuck this fake ass market.
[+12] u/manginamonologues: Infinite peace deal glitch
[+12] u/trust_it_bb: # Reminder asts made 14m, 7m is from merchsales to their cult lmao
[+11] u/JafarFromAfar2: Gotta love how oil is down 13% over the past week despite a deal not being any closer
Bessent + BOJ have successfully decoupled futures pricing from reality
[+11] u/__nameless____: They really got bessent out here on weekend shorting oil lmao
[+10] u/SomePolack: So we’re celebrating a deal that isn’t even in place yet and if it is signed would entail the US surrendering?
[+10] u/kemar7856: Remember when these crypto Bros were buying jpegs for thousands of dollars 😂
[+10] u/No-Sympathy-686: This shit will be flat by Tuesday morning because I have 100k in calls.
[+10] u/_TheOoze_: The ticker symbol for SpaceX should be RUGX.
[+10] u/Background-Nothing71: https://preview.redd.it/l41om1k6x53h1.png?width=1482&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c265c013f5d7d1880e916dc4d1806fca85ac06b
[+9] u/ChickenYip: No deal +1.5%. Fake deal news +.70%
[+9] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: REST IN PISS BERS
sorry just practicing
[+9] u/kemar7856: Tuesday is going to be so green
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: It’s okay, Algos haven’t got to reading the headlines from later on in the day yet where deal fell apart (cope)
[+8] u/sugerbanana: ASTS JUNE 18th 150-180 CALLS FOR SPACEX IPO TAKE A LOOK AT THE VOLUME ITS NUTS!
[+8] u/Noble_Bastard: If you want to imagine being poor and broke, all you have to do is imagine being a ber.
[+8] u/IllustriousTear1315: Any updates on the kid they built the data center on?
[+7] u/trust_it_bb: 160k put guy will be 160m guy after we -25% this week.
[+7] u/Enygma_tik: Another week coming, another grift on the horizon. Strap in degens, we are in for some more corruption 🤟
[+7] u/Provolone-Jones: Turns out, the market would rather believe obvious lies than fundamentals. Oil down 5 points on bullshit while over a billion barrels are missing from the global supply. Good luck convincing oil companies to drill more to save you when the market is full of retards.
[+7] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: If the damn Germans didnt bomb that Harbor 60 years ago the market would be open tomorrow
[+7] u/Stuckinthesandbox: Imagine celebrating a position you can’t close out for another 39 hours
[+7] u/optionsCone: Can MU hit all-time high this week, please? thank you
[+7] u/Loan-Pickle: I had lunch at Kura sushi today and ate 17 plates. So that should be good for their stock.
[+7] u/Dbx84: Deal yesterday, no deal today, but a deal tomorrow now everyone deal with that.
PS 🥭
[+7] u/Drauren: I don’t think the stratification has been as extreme in modern times.
[+6] u/aftherith: Today's futures died for your sins
[+6] u/retardmaxxxxing: I’m prolly one or 2 hail marys away (big life decisions) before i lose all job&social capital to do it again. Shit
[+6] u/_TheOoze_: shitpost frequency dying in here right now, as everyone switches tabs to check futes
[+6] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Oh boy SPY futes already up .5. Heres hoping for another 2% by tueday
[+6] u/Alive_Brush1312: This can’t be legal right
[+6] u/Provolone-Jones: Puts on Asian oil refineries. They are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
[+6] u/fish_: i’m longing oil here, you can call me whatever you want
[+6] u/drytexterfinalboss: Is there anything faker and gayer than futures on Sunday of a holiday weekend with market closed on Monday. 🤌😂
[+6] u/captain_casino: I wonder how long it'll be before some company tries to convert abandoned malls into data centers
[+6] u/tika_dengu: Korean bols ready to feast in 75 mins
[+6] u/IllustriousTear1315: Idk how to check futures so i rely on your comments for updates
[+6] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Open this god damn mother fuckin casino NOW
[+6] u/winston511: Regards expecting the space x ipo to nose dive but tesler has been a dumpster fire propped up to a ridiculous share price for fuckin years
[+6] u/suizman: Futes during and I’m drunk
[+5] u/SomePolack: Imagine bullcoping on the night before the market is closed lmao
[+5] u/S0Anon: Mango forgot about memorial day so he walked back one more time. Deal Tuesday AM
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Been working and contributing to GDP unlike most of you, any news since the fake deal headlines earlier? I can’t keep up 🥲
[+5] u/DesticularDorsion: What an open for oil
[+5] u/bobby_stackz: 500--->3k thanks Wyndham Clark
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: War is almost almost over. Rip bers
[+5] u/MustardQuenelle: KOSPI casual +5% today
[+5] u/YamConnect570: I just learned that if no one sells, the stock price can theoretically go to infinity. Things like market cap and fair pricing doesn't exist. Stocks will only go up
[+5] u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy: Memorial Day: A day where we all remember we can’t trade on Monday
[+5] u/dralva: My Grandfather’s sanity didn’t die in the jungles of Vietnam for the stock market to have another day off.
[+5] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: Oil down 4% after being down 8% on a fake peace deal lmao. In the end you can’t fight the full power of the treasury shorting futures.
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: Futures are real when they move my way.
😎😎
[+5] u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy: Europoors get to buy the oil dip while I’m sitting in America like a jackass 😢
[+5] u/Neader: Just checked futes. Bears, you stupid bitches
[+5] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: Is this a pump for ants?
[+5] u/killainvest: Don’t let Memorial Day distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.
[+5] u/DesticularDorsion: Bulls have normalcy bias when we're in a novel energy crisis.
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Damn nasdaq is like trying to shove a beach ball under water.
[+5] u/zug_moneycomes: Market going parabolic up since few weeks, stonks going up 40% per day, pre market 1% up without news - this is just new normally boomer
[+5] u/NotGucci: Futures green and market closed tomorrow. Bulls going go. Mega ham on Monday futures.
[+5] u/JPowTheDayTrader: Why are you ninnies getting excited over some slightly green futures. Tech is not even half a percent up. The market is closed tomorrow. 🥭 has a full day to screw this all up.
[+5] u/Beagle001: Look at the last 6 weeks chart and tell me that “strait opening/ war overish” wasn’t priced in.
[+5] u/Samjabr: oil dumping hard.
We finnin to moon on Tuesday (I hate holidays that fall on trading days)
[+5] u/__nameless____: "Our deal is the exact opposite of Obama's, but nobody has seen it, or know what it is. It isn't even fully negotiated yet. So don't listen to losers who're critical about something they know nothing about." lmao 🥭🤌🏻
[+5] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: Thank God the chat is moving so fast and no one saw my comment.
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **BERS ARE CRIMINALS !!!**
[+5] u/hexlake: INFQ - fraction of the market cap of RGTI, QUBT and QBTS, higher revenue, millions of cash runaway, links to NASA, Nvdia and the US Gov.
Either INFQ is trading at a bargain, or the others are trading at a serious premium…
This is my highest conviction stock.
[+5] u/McClintockC: Day dribking is crimnaly unserrated
[+5] u/Dbestinvest: Moves tomorrow??? Imma sleep in
[+5] u/Trizzz-y: Ber prediction day #275
[+5] u/natalie_merchant_fan: Bers will soon realize that there is no fighting this market. Oil is still at 100$ but we are going to pump 1-2% everyday till we reach SPY 1000.
[+5] u/DoughnutNo9030: you have an extra day to prepare
[+19] u/Duc_de_Bourgogne: Futures pointing to ATH just like the prophecy
[+17] u/claytondpark: All futures futuring to new aths rn 😂
[+15] u/Throwaway_biglaw: Can we pump 3% pre market Tuesday
[+15] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Bears about to claim it stayed flat Monday and call that a win.
[+14] u/Artistic_Chicken_557: NVDA had the highest quarter revenue in the history of capitalism...
The prior record was Amazon on 11% margins
NVDA posted 75% margins.
[+11] u/Ble_h: bers huffing that copium.
[+11] u/InitiativeGlum2507: Who in the fuck invented a casino that's closed on holidays
[+10] u/Jemmani22: I love how my oil is getting absolutely fucked. Even though its lie after lie that everything is gonna open.
But its not open, nor has it been open for 2 months. Nor is the deal even done, just speculation.
And gas just keeps going up as well
[+10] u/ActivatingEMP: No words for oil going down to 90$, makes no damn sense considering that they can't even get a framework together after trying for two months. Guess we can just eat memory and use GPUs as space heaters.
[+10] u/dune2350: holidays suck. helps only theta.
[+9] u/regardus_maximus: PUMP BEFORE DUMP.
DUMP BEFORE PUMP.
THOSE ARE THE RULES.
[+8] u/AusConsoleGamesLFG: Obviously just delaying announcement of any details on deal until Tuesday 9am lol
[+8] u/Heineken_500ml: This pump can't be real
[+8] u/Fast_Signature7684: thank god im a europoor and can sell my qqq 50x leveraged call in 7 hours. quick 5k gain over the weekend
[+8] u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep: Bezos could have been the richest man in the world but he got played by Lauren Sanchez
[+8] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: i can already predict on Tuesday:
Nasdaq up 1.5%
MSFT down 2%
[+8] u/myboywears: Very ignorant cowardly bears
[+8] u/spellbadgrammargood: I told myself that I would to have 10,000 in savings this year.. I have 15,000 left to go!
[+8] u/Matt6453: Everyone seems convinced Tuesday will be greener than St Patricks day, if only it were that easy.
[+8] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: Sad because markets won’t open an hour from now
[+8] u/el-que-queda: Some are too addicted to the stock market.
They can't take a 3-day weekend break and would rather throw money at 🌽 to pump it.
[+7] u/UnholyTrigon: Ber tryna cope instead of just buying calls like everyone else
[+7] u/nyse25: you guys remember crypto
[+7] u/TreeofLibertyFood: I’m crying because I can’t cry in the casino.
[+7] u/InformationSad5653: Nasdaq made a new ATH without you
[+7] u/D1finalboss: Barron has calls I repeat Barron has calls
[+7] u/Adventurous-Quit-669: Our Administration asked Iran to stop responding to his truth posts about the war , saying it wasn't real and just meant for US audience lol
[+7] u/LynchSyndromedotmil: I hate the inlaws currently in my abode
[+7] u/ozarkabottle: dollar and oil falling
[+6] u/CJBlueNorther: Holidays are so overrated.
Yeah let me go down to the beach when literally everyone is too and deal with that crowd.
[+6] u/Academic_Lock_1699: RKLB & chill, easy peazy
[+6] u/Saltysalt1748: Wait what did I miss why we go green????
[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: META and MSFT still gonna be flat/red lol
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Tehran has no optimism about an agreement, Tasnim reported.
[+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: wtf futures are green
[+6] u/apurimac777: NVDA prints money
Gets rekt
[+6] u/Ytmman3: posting Stock ATH photos & bomb photos is intended to pressure Iran into making a deal
Like look, "we're not hurting economically (even thought it's an entirely manipulated market)", "reminder, we can drop bombs if you don't come to a deal"
But Iran is not stupid
Very soon 🥭 will have no choice but resume military action or take a horrible deal for the US
That's the reality
[+6] u/ten7four: > **Axios: White House says Iran deal could take days**
>
> The White House doesn't expect an agreement to end the war with Iran Sunday and thinks it could take several days for the deal's approval by Iran's leadership, including Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei, a senior U.S. official said in a briefing with reporters.
>
> Why it matters: While U.S. officials are optimistic that a deal will be signed within days, they also acknowledge it has not been finalized and could still fall apart. "We are in a very good place — but there are ways in which the deal can be undermined," a senior U.S. official said.
On Thursday we were mere HOURS away from a peace deal... now we are mere DAYS! Progress! I can't handle all this winning!
[+6] u/D1finalboss: Really pumping to new ATHs like it’s nobody’s business
[+6] u/Lostmymindandmoney: June is going to be the biggest bubbliest greenest month in the history of ever
[+6] u/illinformed-will: 17' april most of you weren't born and it shows
[+6] u/RelentlessPutz: Just saw an updated map showing the country after 2100 with much of the east coast and west coast submerged or flooded due to glacier melt.... going outside to burn some tires now
[+6] u/zslszh: What am I suppose to do on holidays? Celebrate?
[+6] u/SquidKid47: You can say trump bro
[+6] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: But futes did open regard
[+5] u/happyegg1000: A peace deal was never going to happen, they have us by the balls and the war hawks and 🇮🇱 will never let 🥭 make a deal until we bomb them more
[+5] u/uncsucks: This futes pump will fade by Tuesday since no deal will be made lol
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Oil is free money rn
[+5] u/Successful-End7689: bears are getting a preview of the belt to ass that will be coming their way tueday lmao
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: My withdrawals this weekend are so severe that I'm about to buy every single ticker in the stock market Tuesday morning first thing lol
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: look at those futey little futes fly 🥹🥲
[+5] u/sadguy__: Once this pump gets hit with reality most of you regards here will be jumping out of windows
[+5] u/Over9000Whores: Headed back to the strip club again to bang my favorite stripper
[+5] u/HimJomo: How can one be down 85k in one account and up 55k in another. Regarded
[+5] u/ZaraBloom418: I don’t understand why Europeans don’t just turn on the AC if it’s hot.
I turn that shit to 65 at night just to wrap up in 2 blankets
[+5] u/imustbegthequestion: This market is starting to look like the Ferrari pit wall. Das Über Nicht Alles.
[+5] u/Legitimate_Ad9566: We may be in for The Kangaroo Market of All Time this week
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: I get so many compliments when going out from strangers but then match with 🐳 on tinder
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: I'll play more of Baldur's gate 3
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: You ever listening to this mofo talking with such a grainy voice you end up clearing your own throat just listening to them
[+5] u/lionkevin713: Deal not ready so they can delay to announce Tuesday morning
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: lotta hard Rs in here
[+5] u/dawgtor: Futes vascular and thick
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: to see that gap up on that candle must be brutal for the bears
bears bears, tell us how you feel about this
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: who do i need to marry and divorce to get a beach house up in this b
[+5] u/skarfbeaulonee: double top? more like a doable top.
[+5] u/claytondpark: Imagine thinking wall streets gonna crash this mkt before they unload SpaceX and open gheyi ipos. Retail doesn't buy on the way down bc it scares most of them...
[+5] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: some regard went all in on weekend calls, waiting for that iran post. if tuesday is green shrek dick, congratz to you, regard.
[+5] u/yeedub: Black Monday crash ?
[+5] u/UnholyTrigon: Bers know 🥭 day trades calls but still buy puts for some odd reason
[+5] u/coloredzebra: so MSFT is abandoning AI due to rising cost, that's bearish as fuck right? 😭
[+5] u/Av8-Wx14: $5000 on RDW because why the fuck not
[+5] u/Humble_Chemical_5463: Where is my Korean Gang?😎
[+5] u/llasar17: That's like being born in Alabama
[+5] u/Active_Finish2316: War end on Memorial Day
[+5] u/gentlesandwich: Do you not realize how many times CPI has fluctuated up tp 3.8?
[+5] u/Locke_____Lamora: Sorry but this is the most retarded thing I've ever read.
[+5] u/myboywears: Start with bread, 2 gatorades, and water.
[+16] u/enc-nyc: I am worried that Mango will launch a war on Cuba to distract us from war with Iran which was launched to distract us from war from Venezuela and kidnapping of Maduro which was supposed to distract us from Epstein files.
[+16] u/BallsHardest: If we rush the market tomorrow, they'll have to open it. They can't stop us all.
[+10] u/bootsupondesk: Who is more confused, wsb or Iran?
[+9] u/Full_Cash6140: I wish I could temporarily disable 30 iq points so I could trade this market
[+8] u/Mindless-Drama5069: Aren’t US markets closed tomorrow? Or are all you guys coming to Canada tomorrow and sending us to the moon?
[+8] u/Snowman33001: I’m so horny for the market to open
[+8] u/12345cuda: When does my adult pp come in
[+8] u/InitialPsychology731: When tho, people have been saying this for the last few years and cash gang has lost generational returns.
[+7] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Silver is god candling right now
[+7] u/SoloOutdoor: I need like 6 months off paid for a reset
[+7] u/Jaded_Drink8872: next week. 🤡
2 weeks. 🤡
"final stages" 🤡
in 2 weeks 🤡
this is it, i will do it 🤡
or may not. 🤡
[+7] u/PuzzledLeader8941: No way 🥭 has a +30% approval rating 😭😭😭
[+7] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Spy at all time highs according to futures. Broke 750 . Onward and upward to 800
[+7] u/bootsupondesk: I'm confused, is war over or back on?
[+7] u/I_pop_Jardiance: At this rate, SPY 760 open tmrow night haha happy Memorial Day you regards!
[+6] u/LeakMyBigBowls: "she's busy lil bro" 😔
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Im still hungover from last night after a shot and two beers. Getting old blows.
[+6] u/ColCrockett: My dad still supports Trump even though he just paid 150 to fill up his F150 lol
[+6] u/BooBrew32: Mango will say just about anything to get the 10Y under 4.40 again.
[+6] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: Why do y’all still get so excited over futures? It’s all fake. Just wait till market open lmao. Bulls starting to look as dumb as bears lately
[+6] u/whomakesthetendies: #Wana hear a joke?
>!"the market hates uncertainty"!<
[+6] u/cjspoe: I opened up 3 shorts at 7,544.50 , I’ll open my next two at 8,000 later tonight
[+6] u/Sidewinder4253: I just burned the fuck out of my hand. Calls on my skin falling off
[+6] u/OG_L0c: Absolutely devastated. 7 years of medical training and hard work resulting in a friend being struck off for a minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients. He is no longer able to continue in the profession he loves. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: Don't worry friends, I will lift the market 3% on Tuesday myself 🐥
[+5] u/Stealthless: 23k buying power in Roth IRA for Tuesday lol
[+5] u/SeesawQuiet5620: whats the most sure play to double your money by end of the year with least risk
[+5] u/Equivalent-Rip-1478: Who’s gonna trade QQQ on the Canadian markets tomorrow?
[+5] u/octopus4488: Keep pressing BUY, bewildered about nothing happening.
[+5] u/savingstrainagain: ZENDAYA IS THIS EXTREMELY OVERRRATED !!!
[+5] u/fuck_zebster: They need to ban holidays this is BS .
[+5] u/Burger_Gouger: Mods should ban retards on the leaderboard going ham about nothing on holiday weekend.
Calls on loneliness
[+5] u/b3no_coin: The GUH of a lifetime
[+5] u/PopularCut4124: Long oil long avalanche winning the cup
[+5] u/dumbest-bastard: That's a lot of green
[+5] u/xeratice1: what the fuck does it mean when stocks are rising and precious metals are rising
[+5] u/kryptonyk: I completely forgot futes were gunna open today. SHREK ME DADDY
[+5] u/xeuropa: What the fuk we gonna do tomorrow😒
[+5] u/Huge-Description3228: I hope you all realise that as soon as the Iran deal is published, the stock market rally ends.
[+5] u/Waiting4Reccession: Markets green on fake reopen hopium yet again???
What a perverted world.
[+5] u/taffy_laffy: RKLB outperforming SpaceX in the business of making money from rockets.
Holy shit.
This is with Elon suckling on every gov subsidy teet.
[+5] u/stellarfan: Can the sluts answer this guy or what
[+5] u/Dragao99: are futures up because of the peace thing
[+5] u/NakedPatrick: AND THE 🌽 GOES… mild
[+5] u/Throwawayz911: I personally prefer 30 year treasury bonds and shares of the spy.
[+5] u/big-mo: Smoke a joint and let it guide you
[+5] u/mwesty25: Do you like to lose money?
[+13] u/Low-Tough8302: Send some luck to me boys!! Been going through it hard the past couple of days
[+11] u/SecurityFar1910: Holy shit people are really deluded that there’s a deal that Iran accepts.
[+11] u/pandadrizzle: 🥭 told the same lie he’s been telling for the last 2 months.
[+10] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: This pump is the craziest one yet. There's been 0 change since last week. 🥭 woke up, saw Weekend Futes were red, then declared that a deal was made. We may never have a red day again. Any time futes go red we will have a new fake declaration.
[+10] u/31andnotdone: nobody tell mods the markets closed tomorrow
[+9] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: Memorial Day for the bers who fought valiantly
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #Ber in big trouble LMAO🤌
[+9] u/SlapYouSilly999: I’m balls deep in calls. What am i in for next week?
[+9] u/NativePlant870: Bulls celebrating early. What could go wrong
[+9] u/leshermes: they’re going to run this shit up til the wheels fall off, they dont give a fuck about inflation anymore
[+9] u/throwingitanyway: what kind of dumb fucking name is bettina
[+9] u/IndependentAd4613: Iran’s state media claims U.S. officials privately told Tehran to ignore Trump’s tweets because they’re just for show
[+7] u/i2noob: bad news over the weekend, futes pumping.
[+7] u/sylphvanas: Any bears still alive?
[+7] u/isolated-cat: don't fuck this pump up until at least 9.35 am Tuesday
[+7] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Looks like Japan get free oil from iran
[+7] u/Waste-Milk2716: because every technical signal screams overbought and sharp correction coming soon
[+6] u/ajibtunes: I’m so bad at options. But at least I know I’m bad. Which I guess makes it a little better. Or worse?
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #-You are the worst trader I've ever heard of
#-But you've heard of me LMAO🤌
[+6] u/onerandomcomputerguy: Sold an NVDA call at a loss, went long oil. Follow me for more bangers
[+6] u/IllustratorHour1618: Y’all getting laid lately or what?
[+6] u/Bravadette: Is it me or does bezos look like he's ... swollen(?) now?
[+6] u/TrickyDickCheney: Fun when futures are open a day and a half before stocks are
[+6] u/Dapper_Tiger_6295: Why don't we just widen the strait by bombing it?
[+6] u/Bumst3r: Way too bullish in here
[+6] u/No_Fig_7835: $6 a gallon here Chicago…
[+6] u/music_is_gud: What are you? A black hole?
[+6] u/CoffeeGrinder999: No, but he sure does suck.
[+5] u/nateccs: Ima call it right now. If dump doesn’t get a deal by Tuesday open we’re gonna dump
[+5] u/iamatwork420: why are futures open during holiday
[+5] u/Chrg88: My hair temples are racing backwards
[+5] u/kerrykingzgo-T: Im already tired of seeing the word space-x
[+5] u/Awesome____Sauce: easy +2% day tuesday
[+5] u/Pete26l96: #BOLS FALLING FOR THE BOL TRAP LOL, BERS EATING GOOD THIS WEEK. SPY680 INCOMING
[+5] u/W0lv3rIn321: Bers doused in gasoline shouting “but muh bubble” get rekked
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: Bezos showing up with a beard was the bottom
[+5] u/civillyRange: Stock market hits an ATH on reduced trading before Memorial day
Yeah I belive the govt controls the stock market in some way 😶🌫️ its just all too convenient
[+5] u/Bravadette: Every second im like "nah ill wait to see if it goes down" and it never does.
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: would you rather:
suffer through a long weekend knowing you didn't buy enough calls
OR
suffer through a long weekend knowing you bought puts
[+5] u/L2F_mens_glutes: \#sitting outside watching the rain
Blasting strain - outside
Bag holding Nvidia at 230 per chair
Man to think this are the good times
2 of my married buddies got laid off from meta and the wife is already telling them if they can’t keep the lifestyle they used to with that 150-250k meta salary
There might divorce or get a side bf
A.I will make a number on us men
Enjoy for now and if I can go ghey a man’s butt is a man’s butt u don’t have to like the shaft men
Fist on chest no fear
[+5] u/Eiiiights: Calls on beskar and credits
[+5] u/Karl151: KOSPI gapping up tonight
[+5] u/TheRealDrNeanderthal: PUTS ON OIL AND ANYTHING “GREEN”…
[+5] u/rollinhating: >“Our deal is the exact opposite, but nobody has seen it, or knows what it is. It isn’t even fully negotiated yet. So don’t listen to the losers, who are critical about something they know nothing about. Unlike those before me who should have solved this problem many years ago, I don’t make bad deals!”
Wasnt the peace deal basiclly signed and ready to go into effect yestarday..?
[+5] u/rollinhating: Bers remember tho, weekend futures were -2% when the blockade were announced and went +1,5%.. Who knows, the reverse might happen until open
[+5] u/Commercial_Attempt47: Market closed tomorrow right?
[+5] u/PaperHandsTheDip: So... what happens once these companies stop subsidizing us? I asked claude how much it'd have costed me for my last week of usage if I paid per token.
Estimate: \~$3,592.03 USD.
Actual charged: \~$50.00 ($200 / month)
[+5] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: You can’t put public masturbation on a resume bud so go ahead and remove the \[insert reason here\] section.
[+5] u/asetniop: I'm convinced that part of the reason for all the "deal is 95% done" song and dance is so that when people travel this weekend and actually notice the astronomical gas prices they will tell themselves "well, this is almost over, I can endure it just a little longer."
[+5] u/chuddyman: 3 day weekends are really hard for me because I only shit if the market is open.
[+5] u/brute-forced: Soooooo I just watched a video of a robot in China picking and packing groceries in a store and replacing the workers, and it got me thinking…
So if a robot could pick and pack, how much picking and packing would a robot pick and pack if a robot could pick and pack? It would pick and pack all the picking and packing it could pick and pack, picking and packing groceries off shelves all day.
But if robots keep picking and packing and people stop picking and packing, then the people who were picking and packing aren’t buying what the robots are picking and packing.
And if more robots keep picking and packing and even more jobs stop picking and packing, then fewer people are buying all that picking and packing.
So how much picking and packing would those robots keep picking and packing if nobody’s buying what they’re picking and packing?
At some point all that picking and packing just turns into robots picking and packing less and less, until they’re picking and packing nothing, because there’s nothing left to pick and pack.
[+5] u/Abject_Wish_3787: OIL and BEARS , It's about time
[+5] u/Several-Bridge-6287: It's a fucking bubble.
[+14] u/SquirtleStomp: Watching oil prices fall like this while the strait is more and more closed must feel like how batman felt in the big short when mortgage backed securities kept going up
[+11] u/yakuzademon893: To match with whales 🐳 you have to like them first lol
[+10] u/PulIthEld: Think about all the bers created by The Big Short and how much money they've collectively lost since 2015.
[+10] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: Iran and US have signed a deal, but also not yet signed a deal
[+9] u/ballzstreetwets: barron on Tuesday morning: dad, I just close my oil shorts, thanks. 🍊 tweets, bombs away, you crazy bastards.
[+8] u/Inside-Brush-9543: Gemeni let me generate images of girls in skimpy bikinis. Calls on google
[+8] u/big_chestnut: why the fuck are any of you online at this hour before a market holiday
[+7] u/AdCritical5383: I have a few things to get off my chest:
**To the permabol:** Fuck you and your ✌️profits✌️
**To the permaber**: Fuck you and your ✌️knowledge✌️
**To everyone else:** I believe in you; you got this. 👍🏼
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: I saw Obsession last night and WHY AM I STILL SCARED TO GO SLEEP OMFG
[+7] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: Huawei announces it has a “chipmaking breakthrough” that could help close its gap with TSMC."
[+7] u/callsonreddit: I think we should jump into SaaS stocks
They seem to be running up, undervalued, and I don't want r/valueinvesting to say they found it first and call us retarded
[+7] u/pussinbuuts: Michael burried
Under the weight of giant shrek dildos
[+6] u/TinyDelegation: eating froot loops stoned asf rn. whats your plan for this week?
[+6] u/SkoomaJunki3: Spurs are gonna mop the floor with knicks in the finals
[+6] u/jinxy0320: Spy futures up 1% but no idea which tickers are up
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: Hello freaking bored , I'm Dad 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣🤣
[+6] u/noahmfs: 👆 this guy is stoopid and has puts
[+5] u/pussinbuuts: Nikkei up like 10% in a few days LMAO
[+5] u/DrSenorChuckles: How badly does everyone get screwed on prediction markets. I get the volatility of events, but the fees are crazy
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: I’m over this strait open strait closed, deal largely negotiated. Let get onto the Christmas Rally and a plan for a 25% pullback next March for Taco April rally. I have no patience.
[+5] u/mousepop321: So Europoors can trade tomorrow but not us? Wow
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: I just stopped in to make sure bears know their place in this world
🤬
[+5] u/big_chestnut: every time i lose money i get erect thinking about how sorry the market will be when i make it all back one day
[+5] u/friedbymoonlight: If you get teased for peeing sitting down, tell folks you thought you needed to poo.
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Samsung and SK Hynix boys with their bonuses buying lambos
[+5] u/Poptart_Salad: The Master Manipulator has done it again. Excited to sit and watch this until Tuesday. Fantastic.
[+5] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: I plan to wake up a millionaire
[+5] u/LavishnessTimely7372: Preparing for Tuesday
[+5] u/cowboycookie1337: Bears and getting bent over, name a more iconic duo
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: converting all my dollars to literally anything else 🗑️ 🔥
[+5] u/NotMe357: Either way the market will pump
[+11] u/FatFluffyFish: Full ported Memory calls at close on Friday. Feeling good now
[+11] u/tnguyen5057: Best bull run I’ve seen in the past 10 years
[+11] u/jijitalk: My calls are gonna print tuesday right?
[+10] u/Significant_Speed854: WHAT THE FUCK ALMOST 30,000 NQ
[+10] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: A random police officer in my town keeps showing up as a recommended Facebook friend for me
Idk wtf he’s lookin me up for but I may be cooked boys
[+9] u/Objective_Back_2581: Study these words:
Ber anoos gap
[+9] u/cgonz15: 75k for one day is crazy
[+8] u/narcteh: Let me guess, people gonna sell off either msft or googl to buy into spacex and semis
[+8] u/Jolly_Cicada380: LOL BERS ATH YET AGAIN
[+8] u/FatFluffyFish: Imagine buying puts against a guy obssessed with truthing ATH meme pictures.
[+8] u/HonestScar7176: You guys how many weeks in a row does trump have to say that there an Iran deal and then there never actually a deal till you realize the next time he says there’s a deal there’s actually no deal.
[+7] u/heresmykey: This bull market is brought to you by
Claude Mythos
[+7] u/pidaryob: loool futes up heavy
[+7] u/nzholtok: All for this to be sold off by Tuesday morning lol (plz don’t I have calls)
[+7] u/PhilBraxton: You can see this green dildo from space dude. Holy crap
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: Fellas, this month, I spent ~$250 on shit I don't need.
The state of Georgia gave me a $250 refund.
Coincidence? I think NOT!
[+7] u/FatFluffyFish: "Be greedy when others are fearful."
And bers thought the smart choice was to buy puts.
[+7] u/tnguyen5057: GOD I LOVE THIS MARKET
[+7] u/FatFluffyFish: Bers were really noisy yesterday talking about how "tHeRe'S nO dEaL"
Seems like they need a history lesson that we pumped to 750 AFTER the start of the war, i mean excursion
[+7] u/GrandmaBaker1929: The fact that futures are up almost 1% while Options can’t buy or sell (only exercise) tells me that the market does not favor 0DTE anymore
[+7] u/mlu11: Bears died a long time ago , atp it’s funny watching all yall fighting bers made up in your minds
[+7] u/DM_KITTY_PICS: Memorial day - where we remember how bers used to exist.
[+7] u/mikeytho1: It would take a true degen to notice that 🤝
[+7] u/aPepsiPanda: Haven’t watched industry but succession is an amazing show
[+6] u/Sad-Literature-5341: Bears are like people who work a night shift job and then complain that everyone is making to much noise during the day while they are sleeping
[+6] u/AKNJ907: Feral Hog Lard futures going HAM
[+6] u/cloudsofgrey: Will MU hit 1000 or 600 first.
[+6] u/TequilaTrader: Money talks, bullshit walks.
[+6] u/perceptive_AI: I bought a $500 mini-led monitor and it's great. I would have bought a OLED but I'm afraid of burn-ins.
[+6] u/circadiggmigration: Trump is about to get two new ATH memes to retruth. And it's not even the effeminate and gey dow jones, it's spx and nasdaq!
[+6] u/solidsneeze: imagine trading futures when it's the present
[+6] u/DevelopmentNo5340: NIKKEI ATH
GOOOOO YAPAN MAKE ME A MULTI MILLIONAIRE
NEVER BET AGAINST AMERICA'S ALLIES
[+6] u/Maximum-Side-9391: Did we ever get proof of the mines? If Iran agrees to help remove mines it tells me they were never there to begin with
[+6] u/Carfar_Farcar: It's okay bers, if you buy SPX in extended hours you can say it didnt count and you are still waiting for the rug pull.
[+6] u/iamjt: Heck even if it draws a bloody red blow off top it's still fucking green compared to Friday 😂
[+6] u/neal_73: Casino is closed tomorrow. Nothing makes me more sad than this..
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Lmao futures so fake -4% Nasdaq by Monday night and then -18% over the week.
[+6] u/youreaditfirst: IRAN war has ended. SPY TO $900
[+5] u/Jerikolol: it'll fade by EU open, we wont even make it to tuesday
[+5] u/Nanas_700k: So they can vent the futes, otherwise too many futes build up in the fute tank. Otherwise there could be a huge leak like in California. Spraying water all over Wall Street to cool the futes is not as effective.
[+5] u/sonofalando: Amazon literally selling Chinese garbage for Memorial Day and literally nothing worth buying 🤡
[+5] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Even the most repulsive, grossest, ugliest people you see out in public are going home and having NASTY sex🤢🤮
[+5] u/Harp-Note: Apparently my watchlist is up 34%. I guess I have a good intuition on profitable stocks lol (I should really stop buying short-dated options....)
[+5] u/Humble_Code_6501: its 2028, olympics are starting, but mango will miss the opening ceremony because he's so closed from a deal with Iran
[+5] u/Bats490: Hopefully this saves my 300 assigned hood shares tuesday.
[+5] u/arbitraryBlue: You think the markets misses us like we miss it?
[+5] u/Rawkstonks: Why are futes up
I don’t see any deal at all
Wtf
[+5] u/Sea-Apricot698: Silvers got a big dick
[+5] u/dash_trash4255: As long as you’re holding calls all good!
[+5] u/AncientAd3846: RKLB and CEG calls on tuesday
[+5] u/Viktri1: So where are we on US/Iran? Feels like Trump can't even taco properly at this point
[+5] u/iamjt: 50% profit taken. The rest either rips or guh with you guys when market opens on Tuesday
[+5] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: That SLV pump didn’t last long
[+5] u/booster_gold__: Just long every single pullback futures are EZ
[+5] u/IndependentBoth2831: What am I supposed to do tomorrow spend time with my family thats fucking lame
[+5] u/codespyder: This year Memorial Day will commemorate the deceased portfolios of all bears everywhere
[+5] u/Maximum-Sign-5983: Do y’all trade futures on holidays? Probably smarter to take the day off.
[+5] u/doublex12: Market is closed tomorrow
[+5] u/whenyournotdead: These hood bags are to heavy
[+5] u/huffmancoded: You're not the only one, the resting bitch face plus the fact that she basically makes softcore porn makes her less attractive than the 4/10 next door
[+5] u/9tacos: Imagine the pump tomorrow 😳
[+5] u/stonetrade: Algos are extremely retarded. They haven’t figured out what a bullshit headline looks like by now?
[+5] u/Elons-Musky-Balls: Die oil Die . It’s Boat season and your boys got a 300 gallon dinosaur juice tank that needs fillin
[+5] u/ImthatRootuser: He sold it?
Pump eet
[+5] u/SkyeJack: Assets cost more and more worthless dollars
[+5] u/onDetop: open the fucking casinooooooooooooo
[+5] u/Impressive-Name5129: Nah it's now 1 minute later
[+5] u/1foxyboi: Bought the presidency
[+5] u/SpyBagholder: It seems like there isn’t really a deal? Like where are the details? 🥭 crushing all ber dreams over and over
[+5] u/ThatKarmaWhore: Ask everyone for advice then do the opposite.
[+11] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Bers are so fucked its not even funny
[+10] u/SnoStrm: I’ve never seen it more bullish in here. I’m currently full ported into calls. I feel uneasy.
[+8] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Dont open casino (im very gay bear)
[+7] u/BlackKnightsOptions: I started trading futures for the first time tonight and I think I've made a terrible mistake
[+7] u/DarkR124: So the sprinkler in my apartment just burst and flooded everything. Happy fucking long weekend everyone.
[+7] u/Affectionate-Idea690: Over 815 Tuesday morning
[+6] u/StonksInvesteur: If SpaceX get adopted into QQQ, prepare for some portfolio rebalancing lmfao. Money doesn't appear out of nowhere to buy that crap
[+6] u/DesignerSea494: First I reluctantly adopted 4 sheep from a friend’s 90 year-old grandmother who couldn’t care for them anymore. Then my step-daughter got 2 lambs to raise for the fair. Now my wife is letting her friend keep 6 more sheep here. Fuck. I have a sheep farm…
[+6] u/ifyoulookyouaregay: All down 50% it’s over man
[+6] u/lazy_apple: Schrödinger's Iran deal?
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: ai is getting very expensive
[+5] u/Dependent-Media-1857: they having a pump party and im not invited😔
[+5] u/KarlLachsfeld: Imagine not waking up and standing naked on the balcony and overlooking a cove in the mediterranian sea.
LMAO
[+5] u/Bob_the_peasant: Damn theta day bullshit tomorrow, I bet it is *completely flat*, like 0.00000%
[+5] u/zlordbeats: half cash, half stock
[+5] u/sharkenleo: Wemby shit on the entire state of Oklahoma's chest tonight.
[+5] u/UnitedCup1814: Heard nuttinyoho isn't so happy about this deal. 🥭 Told his boss fuck you I quit. I'm going to make the same deal Obama made only mine will be better
[+5] u/GenitalWartHogg: What are these stocks doing? Someone with pro access please answer
DRAM
MRAM
MU
[+5] u/Fun-Journalist2276: When the price finally breaks out after years of consolidation, it often signals the start of a powerful, sustained uptrend with strong momentum. $BB $NOK
[+5] u/Due-Chipmunk-1335: this is the pattern for meta stock:
1 2 3 2 3 2 1 2 3 4 3 2 3 … 4 3 2 1 2 3 4 5
1: peak on oct 29 2025
2: 666 occurring oct 30
3: 590 bottom on nov 20
4: 525 bottom on march 27 2026
from this pattern, meta has to hit point 4 ($525) next. anything after the "..." hasn't occurred yet. then it can go back up to 720-725 (following the linear downtrend at the peak). then we go back down a lot with point 5 making a new low.
before anyone calls me crazy, this is how i knew to load puts on its last earnings
[+5] u/Affectionate-Idea690: Geez a large 5% pump to spy to 753 damn... 😂
[+5] u/eudaimonia_dc: I certainly believe that you understand the Japanese market as well as you understand the US one
[+5] u/bendraw: If I survive this week, I’m only doing a stable wheel strategy. I mean it. No more gambling. No more degeneration. Classic sell a put, sell a call, ride that wheel to stability. And then i gamble it all on weeklies.
[+5] u/DesignerSea494: With the holiday weekend being a dick and no market open, I built a small grape orchard. This is boring.
[+5] u/Scary-Bobcat-9444: I have $230,000 in the stock market, but I'm using duct tape to hold my broken glasses back.
[+5] u/LOTTO1004: isnt it bols r fuk unless 🥭 pulls a TACO?
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: I’m dropping 100k into space companies on Tuesday, forget falling knives I swallow swords ⚔️
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: >What Are Your Moves Tomorrow
Does he know?
[+5] u/Interesting_Leg8859: bros keep asking how to invest in Iran. ticker is $IREN duh
source: I'm the prime minister
[+18] u/laddie78: Only true retards make money in this market honestly
The deal hasn't even been signed and its already falling apart but the market continues to push up based on nothing
[+13] u/Montyprice7206: Iran agreed to build a ballroom for 🥭 at their nuclear site 💪
[+12] u/CluelessTennisBall: I sleep soundly every night knowing I'm not regarded enough to watch the market's generational pump on the sideline while crying and praying for the end of the world so I can make my money back lmaoo
[+9] u/DropHeaven: Someone tell Trump and Iran to wait till after I buy my calls to announce their deal
[+8] u/Stock-Accountant: Market trading like 🥭 peace deal in the bag
[+7] u/tocinoman: Is there anything more written in stone than 0DTE SPY calls on Tuesday?
[+7] u/Nwah2112: Futes rippin
Ber dead
[+7] u/Competitive_Ride: Waking up randomly in cold sweats thinking about the deal
[+7] u/EnigmaSpore: All those nvda calls that expired worthless Friday bout to print Tuesday just to mock you.
[+7] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Rugpull at open 100%
[+7] u/Drchubbypanda: As an introvert, I used to avoid people and stick with my computer.
Now with AI, the computer wants me to talk to it, and the introvert me hates it.
[+7] u/Drchubbypanda: This is perhaps the first time people hating a technology and market is so bullish about it, lmao
[+7] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: Just finished a mountain size pizza
[+6] u/Tay_Tay86: Bears breaking out the body glitter
[+6] u/Deep_Load_67: MU is about to open +5% on the german exchange.
[+6] u/Syllabub_Visual: Good deal with Iran … well anything is gonna be a good deal for the oil companies … calls on oil I guess
[+6] u/Syllabub_Visual: Will hot girls in their 20s be willing to date an average looking 45 year old man with a net worth of $300m?
[+6] u/SolomonKings7: Chadsaq 40 000 by EOY. AI run, MemeX IPO, Mementhropic IPO, OpenMeme IPO, Iran deal. Just buy fucking calls.
[+5] u/Comprehensive_Tea388: So power is the next AI bottleneck trade, huh.
[+5] u/BenisSpaghetti: So rainy here. I feel like I'm being robbed of my summer kick off tradition. 🌧️
[+5] u/Chance-Albatross7809: Fuck u bulls i was promised mega green dick this is average at best 😡
[+5] u/princess_dai_13: bruh im tired of looking at western blots, this is torture
[+5] u/demonhunterking: Tuesday will be interesting. Those shorts/put opened position on Friday will be adding fuel to the moon. Never listen to activist short seller
[+5] u/SuffiecientSapian: Man these futures are flat huh? 🤔
[+5] u/orobsky: Oil getting smoked. Time to load up boys 😎
[+13] u/PenguinOfB00m: Woke up
No deal
Iran: no deal
🥭: deal
Market: deal
Why bother
[+10] u/Adrian12094: are people seriously buying this iran deal shit again?
[+8] u/Horcsogg: Got damn imma hold my oil stonks, wish me luck.
[+8] u/TreGet234: This rush in semiconductors has to be just like the dotcom bubble. Not all of those small niche semiconductor players (like poet) are furiously profitable like mu etc. Yet they are pumped even more crazily.
[+8] u/Fun_Training6342: ##SP 500 futures extend gains to 0.95%, Nasdaq futures up 1.43% as US crude falls 6.2%
Rip to the 163k put guy
[+7] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Was judging my bro so hard when he lost 200 at the casino tonight. Then I remembered I lost 10k on options this past week. And he ended up winning it all back and up like another 100. Good for him
[+7] u/Any_Bluebird1765: Hate when i ask do you want fries with that and they think that's a codeword for butt stuff
[+7] u/Fun_Purpose6972: \*when sp500 reaches 9000 within 2 months\*
# BOLS FALLING FOR THE BOL TRAP LOL, BERS EATING GOOD THIS WEEK. SPY880 INCOMING
[+7] u/Majooraaa: Even futes dip are a V
[+6] u/borkdpasito: It’s hilarious to me that Americans won’t even get to participate in the pump today. Market will realise the deal was a smokescreen again by the time Tuesday open rolls around
[+6] u/Polladeacero: Axios: Iran's Supreme Leader reaffirms that enriched uranium must stay in Iran
[+6] u/UnivalveX: petition to change the slogan from bers are fuk to bers are only fuk
[+6] u/therealcoon: I am quite highly regarded but still not regarded enough to touch spacex anytime. It's going to be like TSLA but on crack.
[+5] u/Shoty6966-_-: What if we half opened on holidays where only the buy button works
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: MU over 785 on hyperliquid
[+5] u/Shoty6966-_-: Can’t believe they voted yes to spy 100:1 split
[+5] u/UnivalveX: when the V is bigger than the dip itself
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: Radioactive green cocks on Tuesday
[+5] u/TreGet234: Sive 🤌
Already up 82% from going in a few weeks ago. This is completely normal and not a speculative bubble.
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Goodnight pretty little liars
[+5] u/fundhdjdjksjs: I lost sm money trying to be a fucking trading whiz last week and predict the market. I finally just bought nvda calls 2 weeks out. And what Dyu know oil crashes. Hopefully will be able to take profits
[+5] u/drankleanonce: her eyes are so droopy that’s all
[+5] u/Able_Durian_1832: My move tomorrow is to watch the local parade
[+5] u/Shoty6966-_-: Futes green? Good indicator for momentum build up at open
Futes red? Fake. Market makers trying to shake out retail. Bear trap
[+13] u/Soffatjockis: And now Iran denies they are close to a deal.
But doesn't matter. Mango and Axios have already started the pump for the 11th time.
[+11] u/Venice_LA: ever feel like you have too much money? Buy bio tech, quickest way to solve that
[+11] u/livingiice: https://preview.redd.it/3tu8jkzqy83h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bddb95acf09a50cebf0d3099a66d750bc7e1bdb2
[+10] u/wattap: Iran charging a toll but not calling it a toll so mango would agree to the deal lmao (this is real btw)
[+10] u/8thSt: Tomorrow may be the most 🌮 Tuesday ever.
[+9] u/epicguest321: They forgot to turn the futures markets off
[+9] u/Status-Net2947: I had RKLB 1.5 years ago and I decided to sell it after the correction a year ago. Fking hell I hate myself missed out on 70k
[+9] u/Killit_Witfya: actually everyone wants to buy it but most are out of money
[+8] u/Spare-Capital-3347: corruption is only bad if I'm not part of it, otherwise, it's just called business.
[+8] u/SpunkySprinkle: Anyone else worried SpaceX is just abhorrently inflated numbers so the worlds richest man can use a bunch of retirement accounts as exit liquidity.
[+8] u/RockasaurusRex: Yo momma so fat her doctor is legitimately concerned for her health.
[+7] u/DigitalAquarius: If reality were up to the bears and doomers, the market would just be red every day until the heat death of the universe
[+7] u/thrillho145: American traders don't deserve a day off
Get back to the floor and make me money
[+7] u/spreadbetfred: Serious question. What is ber actual thesis when endless dollar devaluation causes infinity price increases for assets?
[+7] u/Personal_coach: Apparently BlackBerry will be used to control the Strait of Hormuz
[+7] u/Impressive_Trick_573: Any minute now the world will realise I was right all along
[+7] u/ElkQuiet1541: 🥭: "any Iran deal will be either a great and meaningful one, or there will be no deal"
what!???? I thought market was up because of a deal was finalized... should we sell now?
[+6] u/odity9: If 🥭 had any credibility we'd be up 3% right now
[+6] u/Gullible_Ad3785: All the Europoors getting Eurorich over us taking the L 💶 💶 💶
[+6] u/yomama_yodaddy: Ill be on a plane during the peace deal rally😔hopefully i catch the next peace deal
[+6] u/Ready_Creme2489: Nothing worse than getting sick and then finding out none of the stores near you have face masks and also all the cold medication is locked up bc of theft so now I have to physically speak with someone and risk getting them sick just to unlock a cabinet for $10 medication. thanks america
[+6] u/DMND_Hands: anyone check out the new mortal kombat
[+6] u/BunsMcCheeks: In a couple hours Mango will be like
"🫲Frankly🫱 there is no deal, they tried to whack Ivanka" and it will be timed perfecly coincide with CL gap filling. Funny how that always works
[+6] u/blemdemman: when i die turn me into a shrunken head
[+6] u/stupidber: I have to go to work today AND casino is closed??? Canada sucks
[+6] u/whitepug: Looking back theyre gonna call this the ostrich rally because everybody has their fucking head in the sand LMAO
[+6] u/odity9: Low value human capitol checking in
[+5] u/bols_are_cooked: Time to get back to reality, bols
[+5] u/fools_eye: Deal is always imminent.
It has achieved permanent imminence.
[+5] u/Mammoth_Bank_7886: When I see my oil call, I remember that the market can remain irrational longer than I can stay sane.
To the core!
[+5] u/hayleybts: Real bearish case is when they announce the deal AND they have to find new reason to pump
[+5] u/RogerBalderer: so stupid they close the market all the time
[+5] u/SuccessMiserable3963: My mate said he can fuck contuously for hours. Like penetration.
My best is about 15 mins.
Whos the odd one.
[+5] u/hv876: Futes really be wilding.
[+5] u/Pinheadlarrry27: Dram and mu. trump mentioned mu and we all know what happens after that
[+5] u/4Rascal: Fuck this market I’m gonna play craps. Deadass woulda burnt that $hit slower AND free drinks (-12k)
[+5] u/f0xinaround: I still have not emotionally recovered from the fact that the bulldog that played terror in the boys died in 2025 and his name was Bentley.
My bulldog Bentley and I are absolutely gutted by this fact.
[+5] u/cryptohomunculus: RIP Neale Daniher you would have loved SPY hitting 750 this week
[+5] u/rottenfence: Nothing more patriotic than our ports falling for the fallen 🇺🇸
[+5] u/Icy_Jelly_315: This time next week is June. 30 days later it's July. 🌮 wants a victory parade on July 4
Tick tock