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[+31] u/old_copper_kettle: Bears can’t even stop a little girl from breaking in their cabin and eating their food then sleeping in their beds how tf they supposed to stop a bull market
[+22] u/Ferdoki: nobody knows shit about fuck
[+19] u/SalemKinkTrials: Markets closed Monday so remember to double down on 0DTE (this is financial advice)
[+19] u/31andnotdone: if i learned anything its that on the next 10% correction you can make millions of dollars because that means 30% up in 30 days incoming.
[+16] u/FabulousLanguage6216: RELEASE THE AXIOS “TALKS GOING WELL” FAKE HEADLINE YOU FKING BASTARDS!!!!!
[+15] u/Frozen_Shades: What is your wisdom ole mighty Tinnitus?
>!eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!<
[+13] u/DeuceGnarly: A three day weekend with trading suspended for a Monday holiday - great time for hostilities to resume in the middle east...
Just sayin
[+13] u/31andnotdone: some of you are so dumb i have no clue how you even make money
[+12] u/Ritchey92: Nvda about to have a rally day 235 eod
[+11] u/Redsirr: Trump tweeted - NEW STOCK MARKET RECORD
Confirmed today we making new highs 💯
[+11] u/Choice_Potato_6279: https://preview.redd.it/kguwzguueo2h1.png?width=309&format=png&auto=webp&s=31a50f5c5cfd8ce365da4f71f45cafa6ad302297
Charlie Munger in 3D
[+11] u/v270: new ceo at my job opens the town all talking about all his successful exits and share price. puts on my employment.
[+11] u/Mahrez-: Lesbian is still the undefeated GOAT porn category.
[+10] u/tldamico: Believe it or not, theta.
[+10] u/Feedthemcake: NEW STOCK MARKET RECORD - DJT Truth
**FUCK!**
[+10] u/31andnotdone: I am working the whole holiday weekend like a pour.
[+9] u/cgonz15: Calls on my allergies, they have kept me up all night
Puts on my health
[+9] u/EasySunday: I thought the deal was hours away yesterday.
[+9] u/All_FIREdUp: Ngl, getting to see all the tech bros who did a coding boot camp and brag about 250K jobs get laid off and face financial destitution due to AI is kind of goddamn hilarious
[+9] u/vermilli21: Please give me the strength to not yolo into a stupid play today
[+9] u/LackOfStack: What happened to the 500k Nvidia calls guy? Is he with nana in heaven now?
[+8] u/Alternative-Wash-656: where are my quantum boys at? let have day 2 of moon trip
[+8] u/aabbcc_gei: RISKY MILITARY OPTIONS TO BREAK IRAN DEADLOCK
in 2 wks ☝️🤓
or may be not 🤔
happy 🌮🌮🌮 day 🤡
[+8] u/twostroke1: This upcoming Memorial Day weekend, let us remember all the bears that have sacrificed their portfolio for our gains. 🙏
[+8] u/isP1tchhere: I swear trading will push me to become a tester for Smith & wesson
[+8] u/No_Fix7843: Bers about to shit their bed and cry over the weekend 🤣
[+8] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/sirkarmalots made a bet that NVDA would go to 230.0 within **1 day** when it was 224.209 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 4 wins and 4 losses
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[+8] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: BOFA switched OKLO to buy, price target 80, calls them "potential early leader"
UBS raises UNH price target to 460
RKLB got a new 90 million deal
Mango tweets "Stock market record"
Yeah, my port is getting nuked.
[+8] u/jerome-yellen: Wen fake Iran peace deal?
[+7] u/Powerful-Reaction607: Morning poop is going well
[+7] u/SmoothOperator423: “TALKIN TO MYSELF BECAUSE I AM MY OWM CONSULTANT” -🥭
[+7] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Memory stocks are daily pump and dumps lol
[+7] u/analgape4206969: As usual im rich when i wake up then broke by open
[+7] u/CMTTrader: "NEW STOCK MARKET RECORD!" -🍊
[+7] u/jerome-yellen: It's the best moment to be alive in America
realDonaldTrump tweets: "NEW STOCK MARKET RECORD!"
[+7] u/uncsucks: Oil dumping right in cue. Manipulation continues
[+7] u/Dragonlvr420: Don’t worry guys, I’m gonna be staring at the charts extra hard today and moving the lines with my mind. I got this
[+6] u/Doughnutpower: How many peace deals will be hyped today?
[+6] u/hftrobo9285: I have my helmet and clown makeup ready, open the stonks 🤡🤡🤡
[+6] u/BoomerSharkBoy: It’s over ! MU is red !
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: how funny would it be if food costs *doubled*
[+6] u/boglemydingleregard: Going to sleep. If MU would not be a bitch today, that'd be kind of cool. Good luck out there, boys. Unless you're a bear, then you can chortle my balls. 🥂
[+6] u/LiveMotivation: 🥭 calling the top. Pack it up
[+6] u/lococommotion: I just need a 50% gain on SOXS today to break even 🤞
[+6] u/whomakesthetendies: #Does anyone actually want to hold over the long weekend?
[+6] u/old_copper_kettle: Euphoria looks like it has such a weird plot. Get ads for it all the time nowadays and each one looks like it’s for a totally different show.
[+6] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Decided to throw 7K at 0DTE calls to see if Mango will give me a great weekend.
[+6] u/aabbcc_gei: i think we should update the devil character from default red color to orange ☝️🤓
[+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: I think 🥭 was saving that tweet for later today. Calls at open.
[+6] u/vermilli21: How did I get in this situation where I’m balls deep in MSFT calls for June
[+6] u/Silvergodx333: We are very close to a deal!
JK i just inside traded the market all week! 🥭🥭🥭
This is getting old.
[+6] u/Redsirr: Aerotyne intl in talks to purchase NVDA 🔥
[+6] u/PeachScary413: pahmp et?
PÖHMP EEEEETT
[+6] u/1foxyboi: I kinda wanna sell all my RDDT shares
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: lol tweet on new stock market record, probably accidentally got sent too early. Goes to show every trading day is already predetermined
[+6] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Imagine working at SKHynix as some operator and taking home a $500k bonus lmao. You’re going have low level techs pulling up in lambos
[+6] u/HedgehogGood7411: That gap up from 700>740 was unbelievable. Guess ill be giving up being a Ber. That shit is for the birds at this point
[+6] u/Street-Badger: Bloomberg says: Progress in Iran talks undercut by Uranium, Hormuz tolls. And my plan to retire in Monaco is going well except for a few small issues with the bank account and passport.
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: We need to hit ATH today, just so it will finally end all of the "nobody wants to hold shit over a 3 day weekend" comments for months 🙏
[+5] u/hv876: Gonna lose $900 on MU. But better than a 20K yolo that guy with funny feeling is going to lose.
[+5] u/averi_fox: Rotating some of my ARM and ALAB gains into RDDT.
[+5] u/Homeless-Coward-2143: I'm gonna go broke if we don't stop going up every day. I'm not even short, I just sold covered calls on most of my positions.
[+5] u/CosecSecCot: It doesn't matter what happens, as long as the market looks far enough forward, everything is okay.
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: Believe it or not, market is closed next Monday. Let the withdrawals begin
[+5] u/iAmGrimTV: Gonna start asking my magic 8 ball what to do to take this vibe trading to the next level 🎱
[+5] u/Li1ght: Stocks are such a scam if your poor, soxl turns your $100 to $170 in the best month in history, might as well crash out at ihop
[+5] u/_rockthemike: Where is the “peace deal within hours” ? Do we have world peace or what
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: can you smell that? it's the 💩 winds
[+5] u/The_misteak: I bought a MU calls yesterday
Sorry
[+5] u/Purple_Bearkat: I think something goes down this weekend and we get a deranged all caps holiday message(s).
[+5] u/SalemKinkTrials: Thanks Lucid, can’t even afford the battle pass because of you. And the kids are crying too thanks a lot.
[+5] u/gamersEmpire: People really financing the orange iphone and showing it off as a status symbol. LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/Round_Context_146: So 2 weeks ago i got a raise... today is the first payment of the raise and i check my account this morning and they didnt even pay me lol todays gonna be a great day
[+5] u/Purple_Bearkat: We are starting to replace offshore tech contractor teams with Augment and one smart technologist.
It’s faster, more accurate, works in all the time zones, and doesn’t get a bunch of random holidays.
Companies reliant on the old offshoring model are going to be screwed.
[+5] u/schwalbatros: I would like to take this opportunity to publicly shame all META shareholders. Not only did you invest in a malignant company, you didn‘t even make money while doing so 🤡
[+5] u/SalemKinkTrials: Imagine not having a flair on the most prestigious subreddit
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: 30% of the $87B SpaceX float at IPO is for retail. I’m going to free up 100k so I can get my 7% ($7k in shares) fill and dump this shit lmao. If we all do it together we can create panic instead of what they’re trying to do which is exploit retail regards and take it higher.
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: Ugh I work at a strip club and at the team meeting yesterday they talked about introducing AI
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Goodmorning and happy 0dte day everybody.
[+28] u/Superente_: Can we please stop pumping for the same headline 100 times in a row?
[+27] u/spellbadgrammargood: >In fact, SpaceX is worried enough about insiders selling that it's devised a workaround for the traditional 180-day IPO lockup period that prevents insiders from selling during that period. **It's deemed a certain percentage of shares as early release eligible, and insiders can sell them if the stock goes high enough.**
The rigging is crazy
[+22] u/dabblesest: You guys have no idea what’s coming in an hour.
I don’t either.
Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk
[+19] u/zainwhb: can we just make a etf with all stocks government is invested in and 🥭 mentions? That shit might be the best long term investment ever
[+18] u/mehmilani: That random Pakistani media company's founder never imagined they can move the S&P by 2% with a single tweet. Don't give up.
[+16] u/ActivatingEMP: I can't believe they are just daily running back the same news over and over and over and it works every single time. Literally can't believe it.
[+15] u/Lello163: We only need 20 more peace talks reports over the next 7 months before the S&P hits 1000. They will then confirm that global oil reserves have completely run out, causing it to dump to 950.
[+14] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Why MU is going down
[+14] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Al Arabia- Pakistan army chief on his way to Iran to finalize deal.
Bye bye bers
[+14] u/ButtExterminator: Trump doesn't have anything on his official calendar today. That never happens. 👀
[+14] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: u know that guy that dropped 200k on a feeling that MU will go to 900 today is shitting his pants
[+14] u/Bokehmon_: Just put the fries in my ass bro
[+14] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: Market moves on a headline that a person is going from point A to point B lmfao
[+13] u/Hot_Sacks: Rooting for you NVDA $225 calls guy, wherever you are
[+13] u/AGigatonicxs: Mu shrek wil be biblical
[+12] u/Soldacki: Gotta at least be fake taco good news going into Memorial Day
[+12] u/Skilledthunder: I used to think the 'regard' thing was a joke, but watching some of you guys form opinions is like watching a room full of roombas fight a wall.
[+12] u/Jacobpapi: Confirmed, MU 794 today, good morning
[+12] u/hiphopanonomos: Someone check in on the MU Friday yolo guy
[+11] u/beachsandwichen: RKLB heading for a trillions dollar market cap with 200 million in revenue baby
[+11] u/orsomeshitidk: The amount of naked grift and blatant insider trading by the executive branch really bums me out bro
[+11] u/Valkorion335786: The Big Short is about a morbidly obese man who buys the biggest pair of cargo shorts available
[+11] u/tabrizzi: Tired of waiting for that announcement from USA/Iran?
[+11] u/Significant_Speed854: I truly think Trump's tweets are a trading signal
[+10] u/EatinPussySellnCalls: im talkin large NATURAL breasts
[+10] u/horseisahorse: >Al Arabiya Sources: The Pakistani army chief is on his way to Tehran.
>08:13 May 22
[+10] u/tobofopo: I've left myself a calendar note to check on NVDA today because some dude (from this sub) a few weeks ago spent 6 figures (I think) buying calls at $235, $240 and higher. I wonder if they managed to offload...
[+10] u/niceee_guyyy: Nvda undervalued to be completely honest
[+9] u/trsx5: man joe on CNBC is insufferable. we get it man, you love trump.
[+9] u/SonOfObito: Shrek be gentle it’s my first time
[+9] u/IllustratorHour1618: We need an annual WSB gala at the White House for the retailer traders
[+9] u/Quick-Ad1830: If Iran has been beaten so bad, how are they able to keep the straight closed?
[+9] u/Nojjii: Man RKLB my baby girl 💕
[+9] u/fools_eye: Odds on 🥭 threatening total annihilation of Iran over the weekend?
[+9] u/BillyShears2015: Is it really unreasonable for me to ask NVDA to have a +5% day?
[+9] u/Beneficial_Spot_4661: Like this message if you need MU to make big gains today so you don’t lose money.
[+9] u/miata_only: Some people are saying the talks in Pakistan will be attended by top Chinese military officials including General Tso
[+9] u/HanzDiamond: Every day is a gift, nothing is guaranteed. Tell them you love them and check in on your friend
[+9] u/spellbadgrammargood: >Rubio says "slight progress" in Iran peace talks, but rejects Strait of Hormuz "tolling system"
Market is pumping because of "slight progress" lol wtf. Also Iran's toll system is how they plan to make money for US destroying their country, I can't see the peace deal happening without it.
[+9] u/PrestigiousDealer399: Spy dumps to 743 I the first 20 min, then slowly rips up to 749 by 1pm.
[+9] u/Icy_Jelly_315: Concentrate on losing your own virginity. Leave other people alone
[+9] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Don’t talk about my girl like that
[+9] u/kaapooj: americans can't even be accurate in their europe bashing. be specific, which countries have lower homeownership rates than the us?
[+8] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: I went to r/oil to see what the fucks going on and I definitely feel.. gayer now
[+8] u/Abe2025: I need this day to pump just as much as yesterday. Please make this a good weekend 🙏
[+8] u/FuelHappy1660: Why would anyone ever buy puts LOL
[+8] u/Ricky_Rozay8: can sweet baby ford please hit $14.50 so i can recoup my losses 🥹
[+8] u/mayorolivia: If you are down 50% on a trade, double down until you’re down 100%. Then sell. Thank you for your attention to this matter! DJT
[+8] u/PossibleLack835: manga is a patient man. i would have flattened iren when they suggested tolls for the 3rd time in negotiations
[+8] u/justaddcatalyst: The moon is currently in a waxing phase
May 23 - first quarter moon 🌓
May 31 - full moon
[+8] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: Riddle me this:
It moons, it falls
But goes nowhere at all.
When it moves, you buy into
Then it goes back to 4 0 2.
It should be 500, at least that’s what analysts say
But all this stock does is take your money away.
What am I?
[+8] u/bitcoinkings22: all these pumps sell off.
[+8] u/zg44: You know it's bad when the WH is blaring out press releases about (checks notes):
"Barilla adding 90 jobs to its pasta production plant in Avon, NY".
(They're probably getting tens of millions in incentives to add those 90 jobs too).
[+8] u/freddymojo: "Market rises on hopium" I fucking love it here.
[+8] u/ConcentrateSea5895: we feeling a MU pump today?
[+8] u/_Netgirth: Gonna lose a little money, get angry and utilize that anger to lose more money
[+8] u/RadFriday: Just ran a red light in front of a cop trying to hussle thru a yellow but I wasn't even kind of close. Got away with it. I'm bullish af today.
[+8] u/SevereRule5718: Yall forgetting World Cup is next month, 🥭 wants the USA to look exquisite
[+8] u/spectra444: lol Bers really thought we were gonna see 700 again before 750 😭🤣
[+8] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: You know the cliche of when a kid gets their tonsils out and they are told they can eat all the ice cream they want afterwards as a reward? And then after the surgery the kid says they can't eat any because their throat hurts, and all the adults laugh? Yeah, well, that's pretty fucked up IMO.
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: You’d think the news of negotiations were priced in pumping from 6300 to 7500 in a month but apparently the same headlines aren’t priced in
[+7] u/AcademicStandard3701: Qqq wait for me at 9:30 don’t go up yet plz
[+7] u/beachsandwichen: I looked up the wiki on the SEC and it said “the sec was created to protect retail investments in the stock market. Lol.” WTF. The lol was put into the wiki article
[+7] u/Feisty-Payment9614: Iran please sign the deal asap my calls expire today
[+7] u/Upstairs_System_6257: I love how there was a big oil short before the thing was even announced. Every country involved gets some insider trading now
[+7] u/ClaudesSexBot: pizza or burgers chat?
[+7] u/Wrath_FMA: Now seriously, when the war is actually over and they can't pump on peace deal headlines anymore what is the plan?
[+7] u/RD_006: Literally everything is up.
Also MU and SNDK: now watch this dive 📉📉📉
[+7] u/Mission_Ad_6234: Last day to talk to your work crush before spending the long weekend with your wives!
[+7] u/michaelis999: the average iq of all the retards in this sub can't be higher than 50, it just can't be
[+7] u/stonetrade: Huge AI company CEOs trying to convince us that AI will actually create jobs and is beneficial to the everyday employee even though hundreds of thousands of employees are currently being laid off for AI driven optimization. I might be reterded but I’m not stupid buddy.
[+7] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: SPY $900 before $750
[+7] u/__nameless____: The average working class is paying high gas price, and his focus is stock market record lmao 🤌🏻 bruh, we're all gonna suffer from this
[+7] u/rocier: this is my worst trading year by far. Its like i've learned nothing
[+7] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: I’d let her suck me off at work
[+6] u/circadiggmigration: Seems pretty strange TACO didn't check in with us before he falsely claimed a new stock market record. I'm starting to think this guy is unscrupulous.
I apologize for the salty language.
[+6] u/Adrian12094: oh yeah forgot about hormuz
[+6] u/kemar7856: Spacex is just really just buying starlink rest of it is a money pit because of xAI
[+6] u/mayorolivia: Chat, Becky Quick: yes or no?
[+6] u/bitcoinkings22: whats the news on that candle
[+6] u/Front-Manager8911: Why 🥭 tweets like daily wsb thread
[+6] u/MacaronMost: SONY have a lot of things going for them right now. Robotics, semiconductors, gta6 marketing rights….none of these are priced in yet.
Don’t sleep on them. Get in while you can.
[+6] u/hayleybts: Al Arabiya Sources: The Pakistani army chief is on his way to Tehran.
Another day, another pump
[+6] u/2020isgreat: Iran oh Iran just be patient and wait for the reserves to run out
[+6] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: BREAKING: THE BEARS HAVE CONCEALED UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER
[+6] u/teamdiabetes11: My weight to 750 today!
[+6] u/Fit_Service8662: Where is the 600K NVDA guy?
[+6] u/rcantu314: AMD is going to beat out MU to the trillion dollar market cap at this rate
[+6] u/ryzetard: lets create a bet on polymarket whether the guy on nvda with 600k in calls is fuk or not
id say he is but maybe the market can push nvda with regard strength against all odds and force the market makers to hedge vs the calls and do a little gamma squeeze
[+6] u/spectra444: This is feeling like a +1.5% extra pumpy day
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: Why would Iran make a deal now? They have finally gotten to a point with the strait being closed for 11-12 weeks where it will start to hurt economically. (Supposedly st least)
[+6] u/RealityBeOn1: Long weekend: 😃
Marketless Monday:
[+6] u/UncouthMarvin: I will believe a deal is made when no bombing happens on three day weekends
[+6] u/karik01: Who says this administration isn't environmentally conscious? They've recycled the same headline for three consecutive days of market pumps! 😂
[+6] u/ThanksDependent1001: Bond market closes early today we def retry $750.
[+5] u/jiggolo420: "It's NVDA. It can't miss! Everyone else mooned. Full porting 600K of weeklies is the only smart move here"
-NVDA guys famous last words
[+5] u/Coloradospruce33: When MSFT & META stop being gae & shit?
[+5] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: Has the deal been announced or what? Is a "few hours" over?
[+5] u/Les7X: Today I'm going to wipe out all my gains of the week. I just know it
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: Today will be a bullshit day. Impossible even more than usual to guess a direction at any given moment. I’m just gonna not trade so I don’t get depressed as usual.
[+5] u/PingvinMedStil: When people talk about corn in stockmarket, what is it referring to? Actual corn? Genuinely don't understand.
[+5] u/moonlanding12223: MU just sleeping in, once it wakes up bers r fucked
[+5] u/InitiativeGlum2507: !banbet
My God ASTS is hitting $100 today
[+5] u/necarpenter417: So is MU ever gonna get to 1000 or what?
[+5] u/InitiativeGlum2507: Goldilocks and the 3 bears, except Goldilocks has a huge dong and the cabin door's locked
[+5] u/miata_only: All gave some. Some gave all. Some gave blowies for cash behind the Wendy's dumpster. Happy memorial Day weekend, you guys.
[+5] u/rocier: well these puts did not work out
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: >This means a staggering 96.7% of users are rejecting the premium AI features, yielding just a **3.3% paid adoption rate**. When viewed against Microsoft’s **estimated $37.5 billion quarterly** AI spending, this is an alarmingly low adoption rate.
[+5] u/Dust-Sea: Imagine being held captive by the whims of an orange.
[+5] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Pakistani army chief seems to be changing his mind a lot
[+5] u/0xBorisjohnson: Banbet! No peace deal by end of May
[+5] u/mtol115: I got TSLA 430 0DTEs, am I regarded
[+5] u/ideletedmyaccount04: I don't want to brag here, but I am above cost basis. This is bad for the world economy.
[+5] u/Fit_Olive_3212: 225 call Guy isnt totally screwed yet
[+5] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: MMs are going to do some MM shit today.
[+5] u/Karl-Levin: Oil calls on sale just in time for the coming three day war
[+5] u/RoyalFail6: NVDA has begun its journey to 300 - don’t miss out 🤫
[+5] u/beerstearns: Big sweaty guy with a beard broke into my house last night and told nephew he’s a wizard and took him away. Its alright though, he brought cake.
[+5] u/hypeaze: Numbers go up, iHappy
Numbers go down, iSad
[+5] u/Total-Savings6385: Market sentiment is way too positive
[+5] u/JoocePop: What happened to the 600k NVIDIA call guy
[+5] u/Ill-Expression1737: market is fake as long as 🥭 in office
[+5] u/CheapHero91: service now ripper today 🚀
[+5] u/yomama_yodaddy: The things retards say for 1 upvote
[+18] u/jpc1215: Yeah it’s the day where we remember all the men and women who died for our government’s corrupt interests 🦅
[+17] u/Remarkable_Owl: Get ready, everybody: he’s about to do something stupid.
[+15] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: News: Pakista-
Markets: PÖÖÖÖÖÖMP UEEEET WOOO
[+13] u/Superandrewable_: Don’t worry guys, I bought a put so it’ll hit 790 in no time
[+12] u/fewthingsarerelated: It's actually illegal for micron to not go up 7% today
[+12] u/MoistSpyBuy: Just put the mirror down
[+11] u/Eddyrancid: My daily gains look pretty good, and they will continue that way until options prices are calculated at open
[+11] u/No_Risk5411: 34k open interest on spy 750 calls jeeeez
[+11] u/drytexterfinalboss: JUST IN: Starbucks retires AI inventory tool across North America after it reportedly miscounted & mislabeled store items.
Lmao here's your AI reality bro 😂😂😂
[+11] u/Sad_Estimate_6342: You really cant make this up, all my calls are red wtf is my luck this week
[+11] u/xlmtothemoon: BREAKING NEWS: s&p renamed to semiconductors and ponzis
[+10] u/Micheal_Hancho: Get out the SPY 750 t-shirts
[+10] u/Impressive-Joke-3119: Guys, I am scared. Everything is saying calls, but it can't be this easy, right?
[+9] u/Erieztoys: It is a trap, do not know for who, but it is a trap.
[+9] u/a_case_of_everything: Qatar and Pakistan are sending randos to Iran.
Bullish AF
[+9] u/McClintockC: What a beautiful morning
The birds are chirping
The sun is shining
And ber r fuk
[+9] u/Moepenmoes: Remember, real investors masturbate at least twice per day.
[+9] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: Entire semi sector just had god candles, holy hell
[+9] u/Zuko2001: MU is literally useless
[+9] u/McClintockC: If you went all in on Costco a year ago you could be up 1.08%
Which ain't much but probably better than you did
And you'd have a more profound appreciation for Costco hotdogs
[+8] u/DuAbUiSai: Are we still doing calls bois.
[+8] u/Embarrassed-Chain265: In this very real, very not a scam market it TOTALLY makes sense that a rocketshipcarbot company is the biggest and most important thing the US economy has going for it
[+8] u/Comfortable-Gap-9775: i go to strip clubs just to yap to woman about the economy
[+8] u/mighty_sys_admin: puts at open feels like free cash
[+8] u/Dismal-Annual4078: looks perfect at opening then gay
[+8] u/Competitive-Water944: BIG BOOTY WHITE GIRLS
[+8] u/ThetaGrim: That $600k nvda guy is going to hit isn't it.
[+8] u/ChampionshipSoggy618: Smash all the dual listed Canadian stocks because we all know a stat holiday on monday isn't gonna stop you degens from trading canadian equities
[+8] u/Readonly00: I understand less about trading than I did a year ago
[+8] u/Dinowhores6969: Rug at open, V at 10:30,
[+8] u/McClintockC: RDDT DRILLING LMAO
THE SHAREHOLDERS WANT BACK CUSTOM EMOJIS
[+8] u/Accomplished_Job5938: Well puts obviously...but when
[+8] u/Vino-Decanto: I am a Reddit loser holding Reddit which is a loser
[+8] u/SigTauDan: When Nvidia is down, everything is up; when Nvidia is up, everything is down
[+8] u/Invest_and_ballout: Those who clean their house, are expecting guest.
[+7] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: Boys we pumpin Spy 2.5% before going home for Memorial Day long weekend? 🤑
[+7] u/Long_Growth9961: Where is the 20k MU yolo guy
[+7] u/kawkface: #CALLS ON EVERYTHING
#AMERICA
[+7] u/_IsNull: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 A senior Iranian source told Reuters that while no agreement has been reached, negotiations are making progress and the differences between the sides are shrinking.
The main unresolved issues include Iran’s uranium enrichment program and control over the Strait of Hormuz.
So wtf is the gree dildo for?
[+7] u/natebro142: Am I delusional for thinking MSFT will rocket today
[+7] u/Bulky_Cartoonist_110: buying puts yesterday was not the move
[+7] u/JonnyP0T-SmokR: Dip before open then Shrek cock to 750? 😳😅
[+7] u/solidsneeze: my body is ready to be told the market is closed Monday 500+ times today
[+7] u/electrojag: I wish spy would jump this high during the regular market.
[+7] u/Micheal_Hancho: WE ARE GETTING A DEAL TODAY >!on a new Hyundai or Subaru! come on down to Hank Hyundai and Subaru!<
[+7] u/squidsauce99: Big red then big green
[+7] u/rixxxand: Im buying puts on everything based on the one guy's vietnamese hookers post
[+7] u/FatFluffyFish: Mango said all new highs and you didn't listen?
[+7] u/Sad_Estimate_6342: AMD earnings = AMD Pump
NVDA earnings = AMD also pump but more
[+7] u/FatFluffyFish: First move's always fake
[+7] u/PumpumClap: Man i love being a bol
[+7] u/Polladeacero: SPY is about to correct itself, every other index already started
[+7] u/zug_moneycomes: One last liquidity exit pump
[+7] u/llamaflocka: The minute I sell these MU calls it’s gonna fly isn’t it
[+7] u/McClintockC: You'll have to pry these NVDA and DRAM leaps out of my cold dead hands
[+7] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: RDDT is the reason I don’t sleep at night
[+7] u/the_mind_goblin1: I love how this new peace talk shit is fake news but the markets just like "whatever, keep pumping"
[+7] u/True_Brief7876: I’m sorry NVDA is down bc I bought :(
[+7] u/Reply_Stunning: put the friez in da bag bro
[+6] u/LostBull92: I have decided to spread love and positivity. You are all great human beings.
This way karma up = I get money
[+6] u/Distinct_Car7737: Be regarded when others are greedy
[+6] u/ChristianM97: MU and 750 name a more iconic duo
[+6] u/No_Risk5411: Fuckkkkk I should've held those calls overnight 😭😭😭😭
[+6] u/Zuko2001: Everything Hulk green except for MU lol they really are going to theta burn these options all to death
[+6] u/JonnyP0T-SmokR: My mind says full port calls @open. My ass says stay tf away today.
[+6] u/llamaflocka: Yields Crashing, Oil crashing, and I’m balls deep in MU calls FML
[+6] u/Timely_Character9749: Do we own IBM now since we pay taxes?
[+6] u/NiceOwner: Premarket is always fake and gay. Don’t trust them
[+6] u/AprilsSecretAccount: Pretty chill of the Hotel California to let you check out any time you like.
[+6] u/OkLength37: Full port calls today boys, 60% of the time, it works everytime😎
[+6] u/abscando: The markets: Fake and gay
The losses: Real and severe
[+6] u/TheGreedyGrabbler: Genuinely starting to get concerned that my 0DTE NVIDIA 235c won't print.
[+6] u/potato111a: Rip 500k NVDA guy LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/ToughVegetable2483: I bought calls it’s gonna drop as per usual
[+6] u/blackcmonBruh123: 🥭 NEW STOCK MARKET RECORD!
[+6] u/Rez-_-: The speed of these “recoveries” is such a fucking joke. Can’t even “dip” for longer than a minute
[+6] u/DealNormal8505: THE QUANTUM LION DOES NOT CONCERN HIMSELF WITH FAKE AND GAY METRICS SUCH AS "PROFITABILITY"
[+6] u/MooseyGoosey69: BULL is the biggest piece of shit I've seen
[+6] u/Jc1649: Is it time for Spy puts per say
[+6] u/Rez-_-: If you’re short there are endless buyers every mini micro dip but then if you long it disappears at the drop of a hat
[+6] u/Rez-_-: Everything I’ve learned is a fucking lie
[+6] u/Technical-Fondant-94: they should change RDDT ticket to RTRD
[+6] u/llamaflocka: Gonna need a 🥭 tweet today
[+6] u/LostBull92: why can't he just post a truth already
[+6] u/4dham: you know the big p/e number is bad right?
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: 30 mins before MSFT opens red and plummets to 400
[+5] u/collegefootballfan69: Why do most people hold on losers forever and let go of their winners in seconds? Asking for a friend who sold 3k of IBM yesterday at 242 thinking they were a genius.
[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: SPY up bigly but everything I'm holding down bigly
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: I sexually identify as a dilution refrigerator
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Chain265: I post my most retarded thoughts here so they don't accidentally leak into the real world. You will never be real Claude only goblins are real
[+5] u/HospitalSuspicious: VIX tanking, Calls 🫡
[+5] u/JPowTheDayTrader: There's some stock named FUTA that is down 30% pre-market
[+5] u/NiceOwner: +500 dow at premarket… yah puts it is. Childs play
[+5] u/Temporary-Speaker254: Monday is holiday so like…no way this stays up in the afternoon right? Theta gonna kill bag holders
[+5] u/RemarkablePut971: well i mean, he said new stock market records.
SPY 0dte Calls in 5 mins
[+5] u/NiceOwner: Low volume premarket, sell off at open. Classic market
[+5] u/Fun_Training6342: NVDA waiting for the hundreds of thousands of options to expire worthless today. Thank you
[+5] u/PanicApprehensive16: Hold your ass. LUNR +10 today.
[+5] u/Starkfault: 9:29 is the longest minute of the day
[+5] u/Thotmas01: Long weekend. Market closed on Monday. We invade Cuba tonight. Don’t bother buying puts though, there will be three days to massage the narrative and reassure traders before puts ever have a chance.
[+5] u/fewthingsarerelated: Pre - market is always fake, unless it's not going in your favor and which case it's very real
[+5] u/Bulky_Jellyfish9012: In the recent Iran deal, none of the core nuclear issues were actually resolved, and Trump exposed the weakening position and power of the United States. Over time, this will likely lead to a gradual weakening of the U.S. financial markets.
[+5] u/BrownDog42069: aight boys I made $150 on my one spy $744 contract I held overnight, drinks on me
[+5] u/itzfaint1397: MU dont wanna see me win
[+5] u/Specialist_Resort539: AMD casually doubled in a month seems like a healthy market
[+5] u/Rez-_-: Market so rigged struggling to even allow 1 entire minute of selling like gtfoh
[+5] u/coffeeman1010: If you thought buying puts on a bull flag at all time highs was a good idea at open I don’t know how to help you
[+5] u/KeeLow300: MY AMD 500C RIPPPED, SOLD DONE FOR DAY LETS GO
[+5] u/pooterssssssssss: RDDT down 4% lol how?
[+5] u/Rez-_-: This is just incomprehensibly retarded at this point
[+5] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Let’s test 750 pleaaaase
[+5] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: BREAKING: Final draft of possible deal might be proposed at tentative meeting
[+5] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: I’ve missed these pump days
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: I tried to tell you bears
today wasnt for you
[+5] u/Fun_Training6342: Spy making new ATHs yes or no
[+5] u/Hwangoutpltr: What about this huge set of nuts I have?
[+5] u/Mammoth_Bank_7886: Semis are last month. Next fad is quantum.
And market knows that. I tried the whole morning to buy some QBTS calls but they were grabbed by bots instantly each time they came up. Now, it's up 100%. Had to settle for RGTI and a meager 35%.
[+5] u/Zuko2001: MU isn’t going to get to $800 anytime soon looks like lol
[+5] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: never touching the shit stock of nvidia ever again
[+5] u/2AMTrader: the deal is to keep working on a deal
[+5] u/Leather_Mention5916: Wolfspeed when i invest: Sorry we broke as Fuk
Wolfspeed when i dont invest: haha kidding u degenerate Fuk
[+5] u/ercanbas: The stock market is basically just a field of landmines.
[+5] u/2AMTrader: Feels a bit pumpy and dumpy
[+5] u/Brilliant_Object_847: # Take-Two up the ass I guess lmao
[+5] u/yayaya888: Turn on the green bars plz
[+5] u/Iampeyes: Load up on spy puts we’re going down
[+5] u/Stack_Johnson: $600k NVDA yolo bro is now down to $12k
[+5] u/saadio: Someone buy nvda puts save us
[+5] u/Humorsuz: Trump always picked a long weekend for further attacks. I think bears win today
[+5] u/zug_moneycomes: Poor Pakistani guy just went there to try to change their mind lmaoo
[+5] u/Yonderbeyonder: I think I’ll sit this one out, weird ass movements this morning
[+5] u/Careless-Maize-8915: What’s the 0dte move today?
[+5] u/Rez-_-: The never ending AI circlejerk short squeeze
[+5] u/Dependent-Media-1857: baron marrying iran leader‘s daughter and mango will attend their wedding
[+28] u/LavishnessTimely7372: 🥭 says if DELL hits $300 today he will sign peace deal.
[+24] u/DisgrunltedDan: Just uninvited Jensen to my Memorial Day cookout
[+19] u/Delicious_Put_5857: imagine ur like omg this is so incredible i need to change the name of the entire company
https://preview.redd.it/d9m5m2795p2h1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=fc3ddc3fa4691415e6c41976dca1f1393d929b19
[+19] u/twat_muncher: $600k nvidia guy was at $80k yesterday, $450 right now
[+13] u/IllustriousTear1315: ill never learn to take profit. XD
[+11] u/blemdemman: 760 wall beating the shit out of MU
[+11] u/my_garagegym_name: NVTS I wish you could have loved me when we were together.
[+10] u/Grymninja: Asts melt up to 108 EOD ?
[+9] u/EnginrA: Ok let’s check out the top gainers today…
Dell, HP, Ford
What year is this?
[+9] u/Treverer: “At some point, ideally, they open the strait,” Rubio said of Iran. “Plan B needs to be, what if Iran says, ‘No, we refuse to open the Strait?'”
I’m so glad I wasted my money in the casino instead of some fancy Ivy League school for tuition and shit
[+9] u/Key_Improvement_9229: Space stocks flying!!! 🚀 🚀
RKLB + ASTS !!
[+9] u/jstvndrpls: Who would've though QCOM would be the one to make me rich. What the fuck is my lil fella doing today
[+8] u/ikasey24: Barron you’ve taken enough $ from the NVDIA short can you exit already so the manipulation can end
[+8] u/The_Brem: fuck this AI *narrative*. I cannot wait for this bubble to pop and all these shitheads to go fucking bankrupt
[+8] u/Bright-Revolution496: Still feeling for that dude who vaporized $600K on NVDA calls…
[+8] u/Bam2458: NVDA not being very patriotic
[+8] u/OriginalFatPickle: i don't see any good entry points for options.
[+8] u/cryptohorn: The 15 min corn pree dicktions are dangerous. I've seen positions go from less to 10% to 100% so turning around less than $200 into $2k in 15 min.
[+8] u/DogNamedFloppy: Going long on VIX cuz vibes.
[+8] u/Leaveittoybot: I hate options, it's the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
[+8] u/Spy300: **LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO**
>TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH
>TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES”
>TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES
>TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE
>TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY
>TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT
>TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS
>Trump: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! President DJT'
[+7] u/nothingsusphere: Nvidia you fckin loser
[+7] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: My entire bull thesis for today is Don 🌮is going to pump stocks into the long weekend so he can take credit for it
[+7] u/Ok_Importance9886: top is likely in guys , just saw the harem DD
[+7] u/gkdjsl: Thanks AMD, I made more than my monthly salary with today's trade. I should call in sick and go out for ice cream or something.
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: MSFT might be the saddest shit I’ve ever seen
[+7] u/stonksf: Fuck bears V this shit
[+7] u/H_o: i am fully diversified into a single stock
[+7] u/SergeantThreat: Anybody check on that 600k NVDA guy?
[+7] u/regardus_maximus: KEEP BUYING THAT NVDA DIP RETARDS
[+7] u/UnholyTrigon: Ber is buying puts while Barron is holding calls
[+7] u/regardus_maximus: IF YOURE STILL BUYING AMD YOURE PROBABLY FUCKING RETARDED
[+7] u/gainsusmaximus: Sorry guys I'm taking my talents to META forum
[+7] u/dogs_and_stuff: Just as promised. Israel and Jared Kushner First. 🇺🇸
[+6] u/AggravatingCrow897: 600k yolo guy single handedly tanking a 5 Trillion dollar company?
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: NVDA at a p/e of 36? 🤮
AMD at a p/e of 3776363? 😍😍
[+6] u/Trisstanroberts: everytime i touch nvda it plummets lol
[+6] u/Beagle001: If you see people say things like "classic behr trap" or "bull trap incoming".
99% chance they don't know wtf they are talking about nor could they even really explain how those work.
Shut the fuck up
[+6] u/barkwoofgrrr: I miss Steve Irwin :(
[+6] u/Dependent-Entrance56: Who ever said WMT calls were free is retarded, and I am retarded for listening to you
[+6] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: NVDA 250 anytime now
[+6] u/KeyInstruction641: *I could be wrong, I am a lot! But it does look bad for 600K NVDA guy's $225 calls yolo expiring today.*
[+6] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: I mean, in all quantifiable reasoning, puts are the play here.
But in reality, I've seen four giant Shrek Dicks every day this week.
Calls it is.
[+6] u/puffinnbluffin: NVDA calls guy on suicide watch 😬
[+6] u/InspectorDabbit_: NVDA dragging the market down, LOL
[+6] u/Imgoin2brich: YOU RETARDS STILL HAVENT FIGURED OUT WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING ABOUT NVDA??
TRUMP CALLED THE TOP WHEN HE LIED ABOUT CHIPS IN CHINA
BEFORE EARNINGS
YALL GOT PLAYED
[+6] u/tinymeatsnack: Is spy gonna V? Asking for a friend
[+6] u/shindiggaa: i hate trading on fridays
[+6] u/joeyeats: this is fucking absurd
[+6] u/neverseengreen: I know people say dont do 0dte options here but my gains and win rate have been so much better than whenever i hold weeklies or monthlies.
I made 1900 on puts today and now will take the rest of day off
[+6] u/Spy300: >**Wells Fargo reaffirmed on May 13** its forecast that the Federal Reserve will implement **two quarter-point rate cuts in 2026**, despite April’s Consumer Price Index and Producer Price Index both coming in hotter than expected.
>https://www.thestreet.com/fed/wells-fargo-sees-writing-on-the-wall-about-the-next-fed-rate-cut
They are going to cut rates on a recession.
>U.S MICHIGAN CONSUMER SENTIMENT (MAY) ACTUAL: 44.8 VS 48.2 PREVIOUS; EST 48.2 .
[+6] u/refrigeratorsHD: Reddit is fun but RDDT is not fun
[+6] u/42thefloor2011: NVDA is dumping. NVDA ALWAYS leads the corrections
[+6] u/KeyInstruction641: BB is now BB Quantum. Stock doubles and is headed to ~~moon~~ Mars.
[+6] u/LazyAd3074: Good guy ASTS, launching satellites and (ASTS bulls) portfolios into space.
[+6] u/blemdemman: yo this chat been loading all fucked up since yesterday. Puts on RDDT
[+6] u/ThatActuator3594: am i the only one who cant see new posts wtf
[+5] u/Opposite-Link: MU and DRAM really dragging my port down this morning
[+5] u/kmank2l13: Spy….you were so close to breaking 750. Why go downwards 🥲
[+5] u/Wapmen: Cash gang over the weekend?
[+5] u/regardus_maximus: BUY THE NVDA DIP RETARDS
[+5] u/captain_casino: I can already tell today's gonna piss me off
[+5] u/R1SKbreaka: NVTS 28!!!!! Let’s go! 🚀
[+5] u/Hellmale: One trade a day..thats the way 😆
[+5] u/Pojihut: we're in the vix up, stocks up, oil up stage of the imbroglio
[+5] u/dasboot523: Rklb dilutes 3 bil worth shoots up 8%
[+5] u/InevitableRing8928: Fuck nvda and fuck jensen while we’re at it
[+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: Yall got any more of them peace negotiations?
[+5] u/abused-throwawayy: WHY THE FUCK IS VIX DROPPING WHILE THE MARKET DROPS, I AM SO SICK OF THIS SHIT
[+5] u/PuzzleheadedSummer35: Who is drilling NVDA a new one ?
[+5] u/anto_c_86: Nvidia shat the bed again
[+5] u/GreenCurrency2228: common spy pump so daddy can feel something
[+5] u/Thisispaartaaa: Did RDDT declare bankruptcy or something?
[+5] u/Psychological_Fly109: Why didnt you guys tell me we were selling all the good profitable companies to buy hogwash like quantum stocks today
[+5] u/blemdemman: remember when you’d see decent DD’s posted here? pepperidge farm remembers
[+5] u/uwvirgin: Any fellow HOOD bagholder? It’s been dragging my port for eternity
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: HOOD can suck my dick 🤬🤬
[+5] u/Intelligent_Heat451: # ASTS GANG Members checking in
[+5] u/isolated-cat: buy the dip you crazy bastards
[+5] u/JuneauMori: NVDA free falling because fuck earnings and fuck my calls
[+5] u/Skeezerman: Official ASTS bag holder since 5/24.
[+5] u/PalpitationSmooth992: MSFT being a pos as usual destroying calls
[+5] u/Thin-Bike5362: Bb is back guys!! Bb 🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/Nictel: Tuesday casino opens at 777
[+5] u/Xzlk: Obviously don’t know where TTWO is going to go, but this is so obviously a retail sell off lol
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Sitting on 130+ contracts asts 100P today. Down 70%
[+5] u/JPM1216: Can’t let you do that, Bols!
[+5] u/Slow-Astronaut-2135: Gonna keep saying it. Blackberry BB is gearing up for something.
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: You guys must have grown up very poor to want money this bad, I know this because I grew up poor too
[+5] u/JackORoses: SPY breaks and keeps 750 today.
[+5] u/Nysyk: People also thought sass growth rate was sustainable into infinity too 5 years ago...
[+5] u/TonyStarks81: That other guy bought MU lotto tickets based on his spidey sense tingling so maybe yolo guy still has a chance.
[+5] u/Runaway_Serf: Just had phone sex with a random chick from shreveport
Calls on bad reception
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: If ber speaks, does anyone care? 🐥
[+5] u/Spok3nTruth: History books will not be kind to these people
[+5] u/djklmnop: RKLB for me. They got a new contract overnight and a successful launch this morning.
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: I feel dread when I wake up bitch, trading is the only thing I have to look forward to!
[+5] u/puffinnbluffin: Has anyone heard from NVDA calls guy today
[+23] u/Marshmallowmind2: Tired of staring at a screen for hours willing the green candle to go up 1%
[+20] u/No_Cod972: These are the days my broker lives for.
[+13] u/Alternative-Salad765: Spy 755 today - Mark my words
[+13] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: Straights Guys of Hormuz
[+10] u/Game3k: Space stock pump just starting. Spacex IPO will drive RKLB PL BKSY much much higher
[+10] u/ImAnonymous135: Hold up I just checked TSLA annual earnings and its a downtrend since 2022 how the fuck is the stock going up the oast few years!?
[+9] u/LaserBeamer17: Another 20 min $20 pump on MU would be chill rn
[+9] u/globohydrate: I’m out for the day, take my 3k and get a nice lunch instead of anxiously watching candles and eating crayons like a child whose iPad was taken away
[+9] u/theWesternReserve: WMT shares, should I buy
[+8] u/Burger_Gouger: Wait so the news yesterday was peace deal will be signed/announced in a few hours.
Few hours is up. Where deal?
[+8] u/kakacha: THIS JUST IN: i’m broke.
[+8] u/Plenty_Homework17: imagine being an indian
[+6] u/cbusoh66: If these quantum scams don't take this once in a lifetime opportunity to do mega ATMs, they'd be leaving tens of billions on the table.
[+6] u/Historical_Stage2622: !banbet ASTS 120 20d
[+6] u/SevereResolution1288: It will never happen but man what would a sudden 3% drop do to this place???
[+6] u/soulbro97: How’s my “weird feeling” 20k otm MU yolo’r doing today
[+6] u/DressPrestigious7088: My company sent out a “totally anonymous” employee survey lmao. No one’s falling for that bs anymore.
[+6] u/ManonFire1224: What’s up with this dog shit MU price movement
[+6] u/VotedOut: Unprofitable 100x+ price-to-sales ratio trash pumping the most.
"BuT THiS iS nOtHinG LiKe 1999. All of today's companies make money."
Sure... whatever you say.
[+6] u/NoProfessional4650: MU really wants to break out
[+6] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Quantum and space bros having a field day
[+6] u/thewayyoulook2night: V saved me again. -50k to +2k. Done for the day.
[+6] u/Berto_: Account at all time high. Going all cash until Tuesday
[+6] u/TheYearGuesser: The people posting on WeBull are even more retarded than you guys
[+6] u/chaoticmosaic: My RKLB calls getting IV crushed
[+6] u/52mindmen: SPY to 749 at least, just really of matter of for how long
[+6] u/huskermut: Imagine being a space bear
[+6] u/Sea_Trip_8941: Did yall hear 👂 Iran talks going well
[+6] u/CerebrumMortuus: Generational something something
Not sure what it is exactly but it's pretty generational
[+6] u/glazedds: so many bots in this thread
[+6] u/Ble_h: Quick, we need another Iran deal.
[+6] u/davidbigham: It seems hard to hit 750 today becoz NVDA been sucking dick.
[+6] u/Competitive-Stage578: Winning the war against Iran 5 more times would allow me to break even on these DRAM calls.
[+6] u/hempfarmerx: I seriously don’t understand all the people who are bragging about making big gains saying this is an easy market. For every breakout there’s been a failed breakout. Unless you’re getting extremely lucky with your picks and timing it’s like every win pays for a loss in this market. It’s so frustrating.
[+6] u/TheCountEdmond: AAPL just ate through 20m of sells and is still ready to break through 309. Are people waking up that apple is the only AI neutral tech play?
[+6] u/iSupportBillionaires: Can't lose 6 figures if you never had that much money to begin with. 😎
[+5] u/Axwe8: # IT'S SO JOEVER 🤡🤡🤡
####- **WSB Pigeon**
[+5] u/Fieryhotsauce: There are so many comments about puts on RDDT this has to be bots right? Never seen anything so blatant lol
[+5] u/Snoo23417: In a previous life I would've fallen for that bear trap and lost money.
In my next life I would actually buy calls.
[+5] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: i have no idea how i ended up in this position but i need mstr to pump 3%
[+5] u/Appropriate_One_4273: Up 200% on QCOM bought this morning 🚀 lucky timing
[+5] u/ApprehensiveSkin6982: Constipated. Feel like full of shit but can't dump.
Calls.
[+5] u/chaiza5599: Chat is cooked again
[+5] u/Overall_Option_8883: Space mob going crazy green
[+5] u/Live-Improvement3169: I bought $40K of RGTI 3 days ago. Best trade of my life
[+5] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: How much did Barron make in quantum socks yesterday ? 🤨
[+5] u/GoldGlove2720: Need SPY to just put the tip in 750
[+5] u/Some_Current1841: TSLA just mooning for no reason 😂
[+5] u/d3sp: Told you nerds yesterday was your last change to full port MU. Too late losers 🤙
[+5] u/Primary-Effect-3691: Whenever this finally topples it’s gonna be a bloodbath
[+5] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: MSFT LITERALLY CANT STAY UP LOL
[+5] u/No_Cod972: Warning: most people in here are actually retarded, not just pretending to be. It took me a while to learn this. I guess that means I'm retarded as well.
[+5] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: All this shit pumping and I own reddit
[+5] u/hudson701: literally can't enter with this ultra slow, garbage volume. Theta and gamma will fuck you over. Fucking garbage. Don't think lotto hour will be any better either, everyone's fucked off for the long weekend.
[+5] u/Zfreezy: Release the peace deal and I'll change my name to Muhammad
[+5] u/mage_irl: Winners keep winning, losers keep losing, all is as it should be today
I'm losing
[+5] u/Desperate_Road2152: Everyone's saying puts. Calls it is
[+5] u/Trashpanda7193: I’d like to speak to the manager, my port is red.
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: I have no moves to make
I'm a coward 😔
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: Not selling my calls until 1000% profit. I have seen many get it, so now I want it too.
[+5] u/Zestyclose_Ease208: SPY 750 I CAN FEEL IT
[+5] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Bro really thought MU would hit 900 today didn't he
[+5] u/-rigga: SPACE TALKS GOING WELL
[+5] u/OnceALoser: Wake me up when the market trades on fundamentals and not on some random tweets by a senile man.
[+5] u/Several-Bridge-6287: If Walmart shoppers can't afford to shop there, why didn't they just buy SOXL instead? The Koreans figured it out.
[+5] u/TickTockTaudit: Fuck me I’m out of coffee at work on a Friday
[+5] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: The Oil sub freaking the fuck out whenever oil spikes down is the funniest thing ever.
Brain trust that’s decided that $200 is a fair price for a barrel of oil and can’t understand why it keeps dropping.
[+5] u/Eastern_Roof_5138: If we get 2% on Microsoft I will quit forever
[+5] u/Any_Butterscotch9600: Anyone not buying puts into next week is just not seeing the big picture of this market manipulation
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: God dammit nvda. You better not be why my fucking AMD is dropping. Stupid whoee. Cmon Amd. Back over 470+
[+5] u/thrawnisahero: Barak Ravid with another pre-market Iran post I'm fucking shocked I tell you
[+5] u/Altair82: careful there's a beverage here man
[+5] u/be_o3: Nvda price too low imo
[+5] u/Ok_Passage7069: AMC should build a rocket
[+5] u/cheeseandrum: if someone simply inverted everything i do they would be filthy rich
[+21] u/WendyDumpsterFire: 🥭 really thinks the market is the economy lmao
[+15] u/No_Stand5622: corruption is good as long as i am in it
[+12] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Gentlemen & distinguished fellow retards,
I am pleased to inform you that my unrealized gains have breached the $500,000 mark and the milestone that I spoke of last night has been achieved. Next milestone is to get my $950k Fidelity portfolio to $1M.
Thank you all for your continued support. Off to work now.
[+12] u/Metacog_Drivel: AAPL: Does nothing
\-All time highs.
NVDA: Does a lot
\-Red
[+11] u/PropheticMurmurs: If Jensen pumped today instead of dumping we’d be at SPY 755.
[+11] u/xeratice1: clown music for clown market
[+11] u/yosark: Man I feel sorry for that 600000 NVDIA guy…
That shit must hurt
[+11] u/No_Current3675: Bruh legit lit $600K on fire mang. Wild.
[+11] u/NativePlant870: Say goodbye to fed independence
[+11] u/OldWonder5865: Now I am become gay ber, the destroyer of cash
[+10] u/zipykido: I might close all my positions out of boredom.
[+10] u/fredditf: Iran's Foreign Ministry Spokesperson: We cannot necessarily say that we have reached a point where an agreement is close - Tasnim
lol
[+9] u/2muchnet42day: The IRANIANS are BEGGING for a DEAL! They said, SIR, PLEASE GO THROUGH OUR STRAIT, and I said WE DON'T WANT to go through THE STRAIT, we want it RENAMED to STRAIGHT OF AMERICA. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+9] u/browsk: They wipe their asses with the constitution lol
[+9] u/grubernack276: Anyone remember oil? War? No? Ok
[+9] u/2muchnet42day: Our dual mandate is clear: keep the taco happy and the markets suspiciously buoyant.
[+9] u/bigjimsribs: Hahahaha nothing will happen today, just ping pong
[+9] u/hallett21: 13 million on SPY volume lmao
[+9] u/natekates: BREAKING: Red Lobster CEO says the company is “no longer just a restaurant” but an AI-driven “crustacean data company leveraging proprietary shrimp consumption analytics.”
[+9] u/Big-Safe3031: I love watching my account slowly and painfully get blown in full by NVDA calls while the trillion dollar company maintains no volume, no interest, and no price action dispite all the headlines. Best horror movie I’ve seen in a while.
[+9] u/SeasonOk8915: Will spy dump from here or what
[+9] u/BrilliantAssociate27: Well if that's not proof the price is being pinned, I don't know what is.
[+8] u/Helpful-Weekend-2224: Space stocks are just beginning
[+8] u/Apocalyptic-Post: Made 80k today and somehow still feel underwhelmed… Might be a sign of a problem
[+8] u/randomnameforwe: Don't worry y'all, SPY is gonna rocket soon, I just sold my calls.
[+8] u/StatementWide8309: ALL IN CALLS NOW FUCK IT, I DIE I DIE
[+8] u/CreateDeprivation: Warsh will make the USD as valuable the the yen
[+8] u/Paintingonyourwall: he’s in sell everything
[+8] u/diefy7321: Kevin “fuk ur puts” Warsh
[+8] u/sabatiel180: We are fkd. God speed everyone. 🫡
[+8] u/CreateDeprivation: Unlike jpow, warsh has that cuckold feel to him
[+8] u/QTpieme: If intels nana boy feels bad, at least he isn’t 600k 2dte nvda call options guy
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #Another "green day" where only SPY is green. How original. LMAO🤌
[+8] u/wildcat1055: Boomer stock: NVDA
Trendy stock: Ford
[+8] u/PropheticMurmurs: Where the hell is all the SPY volume today?
Shitty day for 0DTE when it’s moving like a snail.
[+8] u/jc_ua: 3-day forced rehab incoming
[+8] u/jeffynihao: Feels like everyone is making money but me
[+7] u/fuck_zebster: growing our way out of debt big if true .
[+7] u/Metacog_Drivel: Oh yeah, he's gonna be corrupt as fuck
[+7] u/Antique-Flight-5358: 750 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUY!
[+7] u/Parunreborn: This guy is no good for meme materials, JPOW is the GOAT
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #SPY just got a new CEO LMAO🤌
[+7] u/Icommandyou: As a permabull this time I am going to wait for market to drop before going all in and if history is any indication, that will result in a historic crash. You are welcome bers
[+7] u/VirgillMastercard: So sick of seeing his dumb fucking face!
[+7] u/wyudtix: I’m holding SPY 748 puts 0 DTE. Am I fuk?
[+7] u/hallett21: I just need SPy to move $10 from here.
[+7] u/NativePlant870: I’m so tired of hearing the word ai
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #They are pumping just enough stocks to keep SPY green but not a single more LMAO🤌
[+7] u/Original-Poet1825: is the strait of hormuz open? closed? you retards keep upvoting “breaking news: iran and the US cum to a deal” when the article is about some proposal and I literally cant keep track anymore
[+7] u/ShittyUsernane1222: SpaceX and OpenAI IPO will both be massive, gigantic, historical bull traps.
Moving trillions to cause an ultra bearish double top on SPY price chart.
[+7] u/Legendary-Lemon: > The immediate goal of the mediators, Iran and the U.S. isn’t a formal agreement but some sort of letter of intent or memorandum of understanding that would extend the cease-fire and lay out a framework for further talks. The deadlock which needs to be broken is over which issues should be addressed in the framework and which should be left to a later stage.
> Failure to reach even that limited agreement could lead the U.S. and Israel to carry out a short period of strikes in the coming days aimed at economic targets like energy that could raise the pressure on the regime to reach a deal, people familiar with the matter said. Iran has warned it would retaliate broadly against any fresh strikes.
[+7] u/KingRog85: Took profit today so I can enjoy the long weekend. I feel the US is going to attack Iran over the weekend.
[+7] u/fknbtch: nothing but sky overhead
[+7] u/zer0_chance284: I may be poor but at least I’m not fat
[+7] u/FLRugDealer: I feel like it’s gotta pump into close. It wants it bad.
[+7] u/Saved_by_the_Bull: 🚨 BREAKING: Tulsi Gabbard to join OnlyFans
[+7] u/Sunny2456: I made a grave mistake by selling $85 calls on Monday for ASTS 💀
[+7] u/moosewithamuffin: The year is 2030. Talks are still going well.
[+7] u/2muchnet42day: Everyone was bearish earlier today, and now everyone's super bullish.
You know what that means, right?
[+7] u/lndnmdn: it means everyone in the daily thread is a big dummy or a bot
[+7] u/eyerollingsex: New job pays weekly
This seems dangerous
[+7] u/Gajax: This is a setup for something bigly.
[+6] u/Last_Activity9855: A whole 'bear' civilization will end today. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. We will perform a complete and total regime change and from now on there will only be green days.
[+6] u/browsk: Bro is calling out fucking intraday DOW levels 😂
[+6] u/Illustrious_Job1951: The only time in history consuner sentiment was this bad was last month
[+6] u/Effective_Put_5209: Warsh five minutes after swearing in: "We're raising rates to 20% to combat inflation."
[+6] u/dash_trash4255: Emergency rate cut incoming
[+6] u/ChipWong82: Is NOK the new Intel?
[+6] u/thestudmffn: Hate 3 day weekends now 😞
[+6] u/New_Possible_284: Mango has no choice but t make a deal with Iran, Iran will be alllowed to collect fees, Gulf countries will turn to China, Many countries will sell U.S. treasuies slowly but surely, Walsh will buy back all the treasuries we cannot sell, inflation 10 percent in 2 years, stock market will double or triple current value.
[+6] u/Plucky-Me: Its 2026 and Nokia and Intel are my best performers. Idk.
[+6] u/Deep_Platypus6122: I miss my boy J already
[+6] u/trust_it_bb: Used to be you’d have to hold a stock for 15 years to see 5x return
Now it takes 6 months to hit 5x and within 3 years you can see 50-150x
Lmao
Literally the greatest time in history to trade
[+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Everyone keeps saying puts but I’ve been holding since 3 weeks
[+6] u/Fantastic_Wing_646: Lost like 29k on march, Ive made it all back.
Thanks 🥭
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+6] u/da-pkitty: Do you think 600k NVDA guy made it out of there with anything?
[+6] u/-IQ200: Results of getting fucked by the market these past few weeks:🫃
[+6] u/Typingtext: Success, turned 3k into 5k with 0DTEs. Could've been 7K but I'm a paperhanded bitch whose been burned too many times.
[+6] u/liikenneaksioma: spacex ipo gotta be the most obvious exit liquidity event in the history of the stock market
[+6] u/Gold_Victory3435: spx price is holding. may be a breakout to the upside, esp if good iran news, or fake news happens.
[+6] u/iBoughtYourCar: Just broke 60k on my ROTH. 7k initial deposit 18 months ago
[+6] u/Azbroker28: NVDA, you make me so sad
[+6] u/Lord_Greedyy: RSI reset without huge dump, we might be pumping again
[+6] u/potentialPast: many regrettis on those quantum puts eod yesterday
[+6] u/WindNo3445: For all you ghouls saying US is going to invade/bomb Iran this weekend... No they're not. You have been saying it for weeks to fear monger anyone you can into selling. Nothing ever happens.
[+6] u/-medicalthrowaway-: 📉vwap📈📉vwap📈📉vwap📈📉vwap
[+6] u/thestudmffn: Don't fight the current
[+6] u/FuckleUp: It’s really hard to make $ when you lose $
[+6] u/fe2sio4: Comically low volume….13m on spy lol
[+6] u/ChreeKnowsBest: MU about to nasty pump to new highs
[+6] u/PropheticMurmurs: This is the slowest I’ve seen SPY move in weeks.
I don’t even care if it’s in the direction I need anymore, just do SOMETHING.
[+6] u/alldayidreamofdollas: Don’t buy just cause you’re bored. That’s how you lose money
[+6] u/jostradumass: First order of business. Drop rates.
SPY 777 eod.
[+6] u/AM_STARR: For all you new guys wondering why we’re not moving.
Algos are pinning the price, it’s literally bouncing in a .50 cent range. They’re bleeding options rn.
The only way I think we see a significant move is on big news. That’s what you’re betting on if you’re holding 0dte options
[+6] u/wyudtix: Dump to 743 has begun 🐻
[+6] u/kenathen: everything pump hard
[+6] u/liikenneaksioma: MU going nuts (soon up 1%)
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #MAG7 to be renamed to SHIT7 LMAO🤌
[+5] u/TheIncredibleHodl: He said it can ONLY go up
[+5] u/Ancient_Building_529: AMD (ADVANCED MONEY DOUBLER) if I'm cash gang, AMD (ADVANCED MONEY DESTROYER) if I'm holding a position
[+5] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Finally us europoors can go on weekend 🇪🇺
[+5] u/TheDoctorOfMemes: im going to miss jerome. end of an era.
[+5] u/asetniop: So...I'm pretty sure that [hours](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1tjsoej/breaking_usiran_deal_reportedly_finalised/) have passed. Have they "finalized" this deal yet?
[+5] u/NeezDuts91: Insane how regardless of what side of the market you're on, you can just comment, " MAAAAAAAAANNN fuck this market" and everyone just agrees.
[+5] u/EdoTensei10: green but im still red, wtf
[+5] u/hivaidsislethal: The old make sure your awake 1-2 candles
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Our lord and savior 🥭 is plastered everywhere
I’m tired boss
[+5] u/teh_herper: Quick axios come out with news piece about a fake deal
[+5] u/Deep_Platypus6122: MU wants to end 800 so bad
[+5] u/zhilde: Wtf that candle is wild
[+5] u/Worried-Action-9497: Blink once and you miss it
[+5] u/bigfan49: Hell has not froze over therefor Microsoft must still be at 410
[+5] u/thornCircuit: 15th day of +2% port growth in a row
[+5] u/Hussle-And-Motivate: HIS REAL NAME IS CLARENCE
[+5] u/upvx: this is the lowest volume on spy I have ever seen
[+5] u/New-Length5593: Believe it or not…puts
[+5] u/2MuchSend: If SPY closes red on the day you are sworn in as chair of the fed then your confirmation is nullified and the seat must be immediately vacated. You are required to spend ten years traveling from reserve bank to reserve bank repenting while carrying the bags of those you have wronged.
[+5] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: Not looking forward to 3 days of no gambling
[+5] u/kumako10: my boss makes us go in 5X a week and misses a day like once a week. going yolo on options today cuz im mad he's not here today
[+5] u/DesticularDorsion: Daily reminder that the strait is still closed!
[+5] u/tristis_veritas: >Everyday I get closer to never wanting to look at a chart until this corrupt piece of shit is out of office
u/Rez-_-
As a bear I'm this 🤏 close to fully crack mentally soon. Go full port UPRO, delete Fidelity app, never check markets if printer is still on next FOMC.
25 days left.
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Where is my tariffs relief check regards
[+5] u/Vasuuuuu: Next week earnings, you’re welcome regards
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[+5] u/firenznguyen: AI stocks are literally infinite money glitch at the moment 😂😂
[+5] u/Maximum-Cash7103: Hahaha I thought I’d avoid the MSFT misery with RDT, fuck you too I guess
[+5] u/NativePlant870: 🥭: “with you, it can only go up”
Top is in boys
[+5] u/Lower_Skin_3683: spy did you heard orangie the stock market can only go up
760 ok
[+5] u/CardiologistEqual336: goodbye $300, hello 3 groceries
[+5] u/4DH2: The market is the only thing I have on this planet
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: Imagine if he actually signs the iran deal. Gap up to spy 780
[+5] u/Kickboy21: I have zero patience to hold a stock for more than a month unless im forced to by bagholding it. This is prob why i dont make generational money from a play
[+5] u/Icommandyou: Doesn’t feel same without JPOW
[+5] u/severed02: I increased my exposure on a position to 69 contracts and it immediately started going up. There’s a lesson in there.
[+5] u/brock2063: If it wasn't already obvious that he's 🥭's lackey, Warsh went out of his way to emotionally compliment Justice Thomas and Kavanaugh too. Clear signs he'll throw gasoline on this economy.
Calls. SPY 1000. Bears better move on to another career.
[+5] u/thestudmffn: Mini dip then rip I bet
[+5] u/thestudmffn: Scared money don't make money
[+5] u/Ok-Flatworm-3397: I just got to 25k in my account and now they’re gonna strip the rules away lol 🥺
[+5] u/MrCoolGuy42: Volume drying up, people taking off for the long weekend
[+5] u/Killersax: Volume so low the manipulation can be seen in real time
[+5] u/FuckingJPMAlgos: There is no fucking deal happening, short this shit market.
[+5] u/RobertPaulsonXX42: Consumer sentiment reaches historic low...yeahhhhhh, we decided we aint collectively buying shit and are apparently going to buy nothing but stonks. Lol
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: It goes up, I hold
It goes down, I buy
[+5] u/Madsen13140: Where is the guy who full ported SOXS calls
[+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: I literally had like 5 secs to take profit before this shit took a dump fml
[+5] u/AltcoinTraderNy: Rklb weeklies printed
[+5] u/DeepestWinterBlue: I’m glad I didn’t listen to yall and sold Dell
[+5] u/optionsCone: I just had a premonition. MU green any moment
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: \+$5k on $INFQ
Ported into $ASTS now $110 Sept calls
[+5] u/PropheticMurmurs: Is it just me or is Reddit itself acting fucky?
[+18] u/PM_ME_UR_BAGEL_BITES: Not trying to brag or anything but I'm up $8 today
[+11] u/TestingLifeThrow1z: It's 2055, you're a year away from retirement and Axios just sends out another "DEAL IMMINENT, MANY POINTS AGREED TO!"
[+10] u/JayRoo83: Market Gods, I beseech you, rug these people to the depths of hell
[+10] u/IXI_Bman: People are saying how the market is impossible to trade and to just buy calls. This is by far the hardest market. Everything is computer, a tweet can blow you up, random spikes practically everyday. It's hard because this market isn't real by any means. And most importantly all moves happen AH.
[+9] u/Main_Ad3943: Iran FM spokeperson : "Deal with US is not really close"
SPY: ATH???
cool
[+9] u/likamuka: MICRON CEO SEES MEMORY CHIP SHORTAGE LASTING BEYOND 2046
[+8] u/MoodClassic6730: I'm addicted to making money
Most of you wouldn't know what that's like
[+8] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Iran’s Foreign Ministry spokesman Esmaeil Baghaei says peace negotiations with the United States are not “close” and it’s difficult to say if a deal will be reached “over weeks or months”. -- Al Jaz News
[+8] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **I DECLARE IN THE NAME OF REGARDS THAT ALGOS AS ENEMIES OF WSB**
[+7] u/centered_chaos: Unbelievable manipulation
[+7] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: the moment i bought spy puts it went up massively, wtf ALGOS you crazy bastards
[+7] u/rand_walking_charts: Majority of MMs should simply be in prison. Convince me otherwise.
[+7] u/Terrible_Nobody2025: The market literally blows its load everytime a headline mentions war negotiation or iran🍆
[+7] u/OkPush1874: it seems obvious the war will continue until midterms at a minimum and im becoming more convinced iran might hold out until the end of trumps presidency but idk how to use this theory for stocks
[+7] u/VeroTrades: SHE STILL GOT MORE JUICE
[+7] u/BirdyPooPoo: Wonder when the rest of the market will notice NVDA down 5 of the last 6 sessions and no hype after earnings?
[+7] u/TinyDelegation: let
me guess SPY is gonna dump within the next 2 hours?
[+7] u/Successful-End7689: Monster put block around 1pm sent VIX vertical for a minute. Stay alert boys.
[+7] u/Ok-Permission-5270: In other news RDDT is getting raped
[+7] u/MarginCalledManager: closing flat or negative... can't wait for the shockedpikachu bagholder posts
[+7] u/Antibody-Scientist: I think we can ALL agree on this. Fuck cancer.
[+6] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: 3 options with Eyeran this weekend.
1)Nothing happens/status quo (most likely)
2) Trump makes a grand stand for Memorial Day about a peace deal (medium likely)
3) He bombs them and makes racists tweets about it, gives the market 3 days to get over it (least likely imo, but bers want it)
what do u think chat?
[+6] u/OptionGamble: Somehow sold my calls for a loss today.
[+6] u/OptionsPulseApp: Blackberry at almost $8 is insanity, can't believe what this stock is doing lmao
[+6] u/llixaa: Guys I bought NVDA so be prepared for a drop.
[+6] u/veryveryuniquename5: where is the puts everyday guy, he might be ded LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Thegreenpatriot: Deal is not going to get signed: Market goes up
Deal is going to get signed: Market goes up
[+6] u/TedwardDavis: Per the AP just now: Iran’s Foreign Ministry spokesman Esmaeil Baghaei says peace negotiations with the United States are not “close” and it’s difficult to say if a deal will be reached “over weeks or months”.
[+6] u/BVVanceRefrigeration: Headlines to wick out both sides on futures, then barcode to burn the options theta. You gotta fucking love it.
[+6] u/JayRoo83: My favorite part of this sub is never knowing if I'm getting financial advice from a data scientist making 500k a year or a Door Dash driver 500k in debt
[+6] u/Ashamed-Second-5299: can nvda pop up to $222 at least
[+6] u/Mathguy200: The jump to $770 is gonna be fun
[+6] u/cardiac_tamponade: SPY slingshot to 750?
[+6] u/PreparationFuture792: Nvda how the fuck can always dropping? With green nvda we were over 750 spy
[+6] u/MarginCalledManager: keep averaging down your 0DTE 750 calls exit liquidity regards
[+6] u/waterninja: HAVE YOU EVEN SAID THANK YOU??
[+6] u/OhMyGodMyNutz: I'd laugh if my 751s print
[+6] u/SomePolack: Ain’t no way Iran is signing a deal that benefits 🥭 before midterms unless it’s actually good for them
[+6] u/BruceMee: NVDA can fuck itself!
[+5] u/sck178: I realize this means nothing for markets but holy shit Consumer Sentiment going down even further to 44.8 is insane
[+5] u/Boomsticks: Am I fully regarded or is RDDT a buy here?
[+5] u/CJBlueNorther: Damn I'm gonna miss JPOW fr
[+5] u/daxtaslapp: Blackberry is backberry
[+5] u/PermissionJealous814: Im not buying or selling shit!
[+5] u/WillTheGreat: So what Iran is essentially saying is, fight me bro.
[+5] u/iStayG00bin: no idea what will happen today, but convinced it will be very 🌈🌈
[+5] u/No-Put2311: MU throwing up right on schedule
[+5] u/RoninKnight17: Damn spy just wants to fall after flying
[+5] u/Coogiez: How the fuck are we going up
[+5] u/chessmathster16: SPYs gonna close 751.34
[+5] u/MarginCalledManager: hahahahahahahah exit liquidity regards
[+5] u/CMDR_Shepard96: Why do I feel like we're gonna reverse and finish down 0.5%
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: So GOOGL is apparently a worthless company based on its price action lately
[+13] u/spudbro00: holy fuck this is boring. Pakistan send out a fake headline and manipulate us already
[+11] u/dontslambro: Is Trump signaling something will happen this weekend as he is not going to Jrs wedding in Florida?
Seems odd he isn’t headed out to Florida anyways.
[+11] u/spudbro00: just sold my spy 748 calls for today, get ready for a 3 dollar green candle for no reason
[+10] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: # Iran: Deal is not close
STOCKS: SAY NO MORE - WE MOON!
[+10] u/EquivalentBorn9411: All my stocks are mooning. I always knew i am a genius, Just missunderstood
[+9] u/Ok_GAINZ: Since the market is closed Monday I went ahead and doubled my losses today. Long futures too. A thing of absolute beauty.
[+9] u/Artistic_Chicken_557: AI is fucked
Article from investing.com mainpage today..
"NVDA set to report earnings Monday.
This article partially so generated"
[+9] u/One_Big2047: I make 150k working at Costco btw
[+9] u/Evander85: Since January I’ve gone from $26k -> 50k -> 18k -> 100k
Maybe I should call it quits
[+9] u/Own_Country_9520: That 600K was only one slice of his pie
He's fine. Pissed, but fine.
[+8] u/Chance-Albatross7809: whoever called the GRPN breakout in here like 4 hours ago i love u
[+8] u/Far-Requirement9180: Some of you are trying to buy 05/25/2026 expirations and it shows lol
[+8] u/Future_Light_8571: I think I could hit a million dollar trade and still not be satisfied
[+8] u/MagneticRetard: they are gonna attack iran but call it finished right before market opens so none of it matters
[+8] u/Apple2o: Small bucket of popcorn chicken at the store is 6 bucks, but a whole bird is 7 bucks
Make it make sense
[+8] u/AffectionateMud7651: WE READY FOR POWER HOUR!!!??????
[+8] u/PulIthEld: >All major U.S. stock markets will be closed on Monday May 25, in observance of Memorial Day.
FFFFUUUUUU
[+8] u/eoiioe: Can’t believe I went against my rules and bought some puts, what an idiot
[+8] u/TreGet234: Semis are finished. Institutional buying frenzy is over.
[+7] u/VeryMercurial: QQQ wicked into a new ATH and said I’m outta here
[+7] u/Willing-Angle-2203: # Iran says ‘deep and significant’ differences with US remain
Iran’s Foreign Ministry spokesman says peace negotiations with the United States are not “close”, and it’s difficult to say if a deal will be reached “over weeks or months”.
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above just reported in Al Jazeera. Once again they manipulate the news to make it seem like a deal is being reached, only for Iran to deny.
This level of manipulation is fucking crazy.
I hope all you little degenerates are making some money in the meantime. The damage will only get worse from here if things are not resolved
[+7] u/br0botic: Obama would never skip his kid’s wedding
[+7] u/Leading-Future6691: Vix rising.. crash coming
[+7] u/hankster221: the billionaires don't want you to know this but if you scream at a chart loud enough and long enough it moves in the direction you want
[+7] u/el-que-queda: Today is not the day to overtrade. If you made your gains, pack it up. This is a long weekend.
[+7] u/ebfeebfe: I'm not wrong, I'm also late
[+7] u/trumpdiego: Oh the Iran deal is definitely "finalized" and will be announced in "hours" but it's probably not what you expect. Skipping your sons wedding and firing the voice of reason right before a long weekend. Yep. There will be an announcement alright.
[+7] u/CharmingSoil: I'm sure he's skipping his son's wedding to sign a deal. I'm sure my calls are safe.
[+7] u/weewoowewoooo: Does the market just not fucking move now when it’s open? Lmfao
[+7] u/Dear-Hair5834: If power hour is lame then this is the worst way to end the week 🤦♂️
[+6] u/D1finalboss: I feel cold, am I dying 🫴
[+6] u/hchae0822: DRAM steady climb feels better than pump n dump
[+6] u/Mike_Oxafloppan: Hey don’t look now, but we’re still at **747.30**
Gonna go slam my balls in the desk drawer see if that does anything
[+6] u/Big_Red_Dogs: ATH and my port is solid red besides a lil MU. Fuck this week.
[+6] u/University-Silent: Said I wasn't going to trade today. Addict in me bought an option while eating lunch. Instant -$18k. Chased it and now up $14k. Sometimes it pays to be a degenerate.
[+6] u/AdOk3638: He is cooked broski, aint no saving here. LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: I haven’t seen any posts of people making money on puts in forever 💀
[+6] u/Secret-Sale-9703: BB up 20%
Revival of the boomer stocks
[+6] u/amanj41: Man I am fucking amazing at squandering my gains. Lost so much money this week after being up like 30k at the beginning
[+6] u/Accomplished-Air4393: After clearly fake news regarding a deal to pump the market, no deal materializes. Long weekend with three days for investors to chill out if kinetic strikes resume. I think holding calls is not the move. I think we're in for a sour hour.
[+6] u/mwesty25: People finally realize buttcorn is worthless?
[+6] u/Impressive_Trick_573: Iran says no deal and market doesn’t move
[+6] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: If you bought bitcoin a year ago today youd be down 30 percent while SPY is at all time high🤡
[+6] u/Jagged_Tide: Okay SPY if you just give me all my money back, we can call it even
[+6] u/Czyzzle: I know it's going to dump but my call finger is strong
[+6] u/Muted_Thought8382: Snatching up Nvdia at 215 feels like easy money. A little too easy
[+6] u/Cav829: Nvidia is officially the worst stock on the NYSE.
[+6] u/Good_Application6245: this shit is consolidating for the next two months before the most unexpected move happens
[+6] u/carloslink250: Rip my 1 spx put. I thought quick 50 bucks turned into -650 :/
[+6] u/Portland-: best thing I've learned with this stupid casino is to take profit on those candles and call it a day.
[+5] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Im sorry jerome.....
[+5] u/Stop_The_Rain: That POS MSFT stuck at 420…..
[+5] u/mags87: Nokia said AI in some BS press release and goes up 10% instantly. They should say they are looking to partner with AMD or Nvidia so it goes up 10x instead.
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: Hey Mu, you're finally awake. Walked right into that imperial bol ambush.
[+5] u/StonkGoUp: I get all of my world news from this subreddit with zero fact checking, it’s been going well
[+5] u/Czyzzle: Based on volume this market has been open an hour
[+5] u/SonOfLuigi: There has to be a million sell orders around 750 to breakthrough before this mf goes parabolic
[+5] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: why do people think sndk and mu will go up forever? thats just ignoring market mechanism. scarcity=price goes up, leads to innovation incentives and other companies joining the market, leads to higher production of memory, leads to lower prices again. this is just temporary and the sell-off will be crazy in the future.
[+5] u/Sea_Condition_6999: All I need is a 2% pump on mu and a 2% drop on aapl to break even.
Not looking good.
[+5] u/ABPIR89: The year is 2028. Nuclear war has ravaged the planet. Skynet AI hunts for human survivors in the American wasteland. NVDA has a 60 Trillion market cap. You're 215 calls still expire worthless.
[+5] u/Impressive_Trick_573: Market pricing in risk: ATH
[+5] u/diggin-the-doge: Robinhood offering $1 to sign up for prediction markets 😂 they see our accounts and know how desperate we are 🤤
[+5] u/Sommersun1: If you invested 1000 dollars in Disney five years ago you'd have 600 dollars now. That's money working against you when you sleep.
[+5] u/Shanghai1943: Bets on whether we bomb Iran this weekend?
[+5] u/9LegParlay: 745 end would be nice. Maybe even 743.
[+5] u/Possible-Material693: Dating is fucking trash nowadays. Women want you to treat them like their gf but will admit they will leave you as soon as something better comes along. About to just stay single forever and be rich
[+5] u/Provolone-Jones: Iran: we have never been close to a deal and all of you are regarded as fuck for believing otherwise
\*checks my oil futures position and sees my stop loss at $95 3 months into the strait being closed hit\*
FUCK YOU BESSENT YOU SLIMY FUCK
[+5] u/SeaofSounds: I could see Trump bombing on Memorial Day.........
[+5] u/Extension-Change-441: too many bull traps for me today im tired boss
[+5] u/No-Clerk7943: MSFT is mooning 0.11% in premarket
[+5] u/Saosinyaj: Whats the play today?
[+5] u/Andymilez: LUNR ripping once again
[+5] u/xTeeD: No war tulsi out? Does that mean war time bbyyy
[+14] u/YourCautionaryTale: My trading strategy is sound.
Buy way overpriced options in the morning (doesn't matter which way, they'll sink 60% seconds after buying either way) then sweat it out all day hoping to get back to an acceptable loss.
Then after I sell for only a 20% loss (great day!) I watch as they rocket up to $3+ itm and pat myself on the back for being right but early.
Rinse/repeat.
[+13] u/AlasKansastan: If you’re here from Jane Street fuck you and your whole family. Scum of the earth
[+13] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: EVERY CALL I BOUGHT TODAY
WENT DOWN 40%
BUT THE PUTS ARE ONLY UP 2% 💀
[+11] u/jijitalk: I’m holding over the weekend. Momma ain’t raised no bitch.
[+11] u/eloquentboot: I am astonished you guys post in this thread with frequency. Nobody even interacts, you all just shout in the void. I think it's mentally ill
[+11] u/Terrible-Deer1398: The guy with MU 850C today is not having a fun time
[+11] u/ChampionshipOdd947: Not going to his son's wedding? Not blinking an eye.
He's canceling a golf trip? Okay everyone panic something serious is about to happen.
[+10] u/greyenlightenment: So much money lost trying to buy dip on software stocks.
[+10] u/Misrabligen: TRUMP ‘FRUSTRATED’ with Iran
Could greenlight ‘DECISIVE ACTION’ against Tehran — N12
CANCELS his weekend golf club trip, STAYING locked in at White House instead
[+10] u/nick8852: The stock market not at all time high doesn’t seem very American or Memorial Day weekend vibes
[+10] u/ajibtunes: I don’t strike me as the kind of dude who’ll ever get rich
[+9] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: They don’t even hide it anymore lmao
[+9] u/nknk_3: 3 day war about to begin
[+9] u/Terrible-Deer1398: WSB is the only place where you’ll see post like “MSFT is pumping” and it’ll have gone from 418.90 to 418.93
[+9] u/DrElkSnout: feels like we're about to nosedive into a long weekend
[+9] u/CryptoTAGod: burn in hell MU (see you Tuesday)
[+9] u/QueenAlicat: Maybe NVDA gains were the friends we made along the way 🥲
[+8] u/softboiledjadepotato: Imagine your Dad is the President of the US, who can literally do anything, and chooses not to come to your wedding 💀
[+8] u/Lake-Dependent: I have lost so much and gained so little
[+8] u/emporium4648: Wheres the fucking power in power hour
[+8] u/nick8852: We all know this shit is rigged yet we try everyday
[+8] u/OneJellyfish5980: Terribly fucking annoying 2 weeks
[+8] u/CoffeeandJags: Wsb be like 🤓 “so obvious what just happened was going to happen, but I’m going to wait until after it already happened to say so.”
[+8] u/S0Anon: Lost 10k this week. back to my personal lows. Im just glad I sold this morning.
[+8] u/Accomplished_Cell428: I will never play NVDA options again
[+7] u/DrummerCompetitive20: It's crazy how many people shit on rddt and there no alternative....now there is. How's forum?
[+7] u/JJlaim: Crashing market so mango can buy calls into nothing happening over the weekends into hard pump on monday
[+7] u/NOT_EVEN_THAT_GUY: this is your captain speaking
[+7] u/Burtonwurton: Looks like the entire market is aiming for day low at close.
[+7] u/Cool-Intention-4505: I love gaining and losing the same money every week
[+7] u/BRshan: I can’t believe I’m saying this but I genuinely miss this sub. Pull port on calls over the weekend
Edit: spelling I belong here
[+7] u/Available_Toe7983: hands of diamond, feet of concrete
[+7] u/LarryStink: Buying some lotto puts for the weekend. Something feels fishy. But who knows with this admin, so keeping the size small.
[+6] u/Terrible-Deer1398: I keep seeing posts like “holy shit it’s dumping” and QQQ went from 720.1 to 719.9 😐
[+6] u/Sh1tcanoe: I dont think were hitting 750 today
[+6] u/xironically23: Lost 2k because everybody hyped up a non existent peace deal lmao, why TF did I hold calls from 10 to W
[+6] u/Therecanbenopeace: This self fellatio is surely the top.
[+6] u/spellbreaker: This thread is mega dead. Market must be flat af right now.
[+6] u/Floppedthenuts_: very obvious sell off before long weekend
[+6] u/Mr-Bonnet: GOT BURNED 4 NVDA EARNINGS IN A ROW BUYING CALLS
GLAD I LEARNED MY LESSON AND DIDNT TOUCH THIS TIME
[+6] u/widerdog: grpn going up 1 cent a minute
[+6] u/pixi88: White House Press Pool Reports
@WHPressPool
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As military activities in Iran heat up President Trump has changed his schedule and will be spending the weekend at the White House.
[+6] u/Amazing_Plankton744: Can't be fucked to go to Junior's wedding can only mean war restarting, or he hates his kid. Or both.
[+5] u/MajorSexer67: Calling it now spy stays near 747 for the next 3 days at least
[+5] u/AxemanFromMA: #yoloing first date with a blond 22 yr old tonight. I’m 28 calls on her
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: The share price of that club about to go astronomical
[+5] u/noahmfs: 🌮 Tuesday will be phenomenal this coming week
[+5] u/_TheOoze_: my neighbor is out there painting his beat ass pickup truck with a can of latex and a 2" brush. I fucking love Mexico.
[+5] u/poorat8686: GRPN N SHARTIN THE SWUEEZE US STARTIN
[+5] u/Bingchilling812: Drill team six in bound in tha chopper
[+5] u/kazkeb: Elevator up. Stairs down. Repeat.
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Lost some money today. I am still beautiful though 😏
[+5] u/Shire696: MSFT 430.69 its a sign
[+5] u/Wind_Ensemble: Genuine question, how do you all deal with losing/being broke, mentally
[+11] u/Muted-South4737: Cheers to all the reckless bastards holding options over the long weekend.
[+10] u/A_Chair_Bear: > Media Outlet 1: Reports coming out that discussions today have been fruitful, with deals seeming to be closer than ever! Sources say an announcement is coming within hours....
> Media Outlet 2: BREAKING: After the negotiations failed, a source close to the discussions says the war will resume in "the coming hours,"
***life continues onto the next day***
Calls to infinity
[+9] u/495N: The same people that are selling now will buy Tuesday morning
[+7] u/jbwhittle87: Back to sports betting for a few days 💀
[+7] u/Chokeslam2Hell: Huh?? What happened to MU, it was at $778 last time I checked 😩
[+7] u/Independent-Tree-985: Dont be that one guy bagholding over the weekend
our troops didnt die for that
[+7] u/Mental-Reach-4901: I bought 5/29 MU 800 Calls
https://preview.redd.it/1obq5ha7wq2h1.png?width=115&format=png&auto=webp&s=6dd64b79d4fbabd55e32a1a2506e5ddc8d7e02a3
[+7] u/greatfool667: Just looked up why RDDT was down. Can you imagine the tardation of a wsb with facebook people
[+6] u/smellyfingernail: who remembers when that indian bet his entire net worth on virgin galactic then their rocket blew up and he was begging them to "pleas fly again"
[+6] u/vandammes: WELL I GUESS NVDIA FUCKED US ALL AGAIN HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMFAO
[+6] u/mechajlaw: 3 day weekend. Who's ready for some nonsense?
[+6] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: “Fuck your holiday weekend” - Micron
[+6] u/LumpyShock9656: Thy want NVDA to have 200% revenue and 300% gross margins
[+6] u/Worth-Glove-3069: Like or not - SpaceX will be shoved to passive investors throats by Blackrock
[+5] u/Chiinoe: Just fucking tank you pos. There is no benefit to holding over the weekend.
[+5] u/VIPDeluxeTendies: reddit gave me a warning for being mean to bers
[+5] u/Academic_Lock_1699: Oh shit, RKLB with another ath today. I should have fucking pulled the trigger on those 150$ cs earlier
[+5] u/DrWorstCaseScenario: Well that didn’t work. 99% loss on those 0dte SPX calls today
[+5] u/I_FEEL_LIKE_POGBA: I’m gonna miss this shit for 3 days
[+5] u/i_like_debt: If BB hits 7.50 today, I will DM you all a nude of my wife's boyfriend. Let's go!!!
[+7] u/Faxie9: I got 1 of them 11 right you lying fuck!
[+7] u/pineapplekiwipen: RDDT is the worst dogshit stock that ever existed
[+6] u/Typical-Tower3101: 🥭 Waiting until market closes to speak…😱
[+6] u/ParticularWarthog319: Down $14k for on the week, couldn’t catch a break.
[+6] u/Rebar4Life: Sell now, or forever hold your peace.
[+6] u/nigelnyc1: 4:01 p.m. EST Trump drops a statement that "there is no deal for the foreseeable future". Enjoy your weekend.
[+5] u/literallyaPCgamer: Have 400 shares in Dram, meant to be a short term hold, but have been selling and rebuying ccs at the 55 stroke for the past two weeks. Sometimes multiple times a day. Small profits, but I’ve made at least 2k on it
[+5] u/youdirtyhoe: Does nividia have a china problem or am i just being paranoid. Chinas not gonna buy there chips, how much revenue would that be?
[+5] u/John___Miller___: And I pussy out on making the trade before close yet again
[+5] u/Some1getmeablanket: Buying my puts for Tuesday now & logging off lol
[+5] u/OhhPeeee: This was a bullshit ass fuckin day
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: people quit when they're down 90% all time, but remember:
you’re only one 10x 0DTE taco tweet away from break even
[+5] u/lesdansesmacabres: Can we get tf off 747
[+5] u/irrelephantiasis: huge greeen rip part two incoming
[+5] u/Spare-Capital-3347: This will definitely be a long weekend and we know what's going to happen.[](https://x.com/HormuzLetter)
"BREAKING: Trump has just cancelled his Trump National Golf Club trip this weekend and officially cancelled attending his son's wedding, citing "circumstances pertaining to Government" and an "important period of time," choosing to remain at the White House for the entire three-day weekend. Tulsi Gabbard has also resigned as Director of National Intelligence."
[+5] u/vwapnerd: Rejecting the all time high, intraday blow off top, selling off, all on a Friday before a 3 day weekend.
Whew Donnie. You got your work cut out for you now.
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: Ber logic: Market is at all time high, it has to go down.
Don't mock them bulls, they're right, since spy began trading in 1993 at $44, it has never hit a new ATH again 😂🤡
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: Very strange everything green
[+5] u/RyuujiStar: How the fuck do people make money with nvda???? Every single time i buy it loose money. Options lose, stock lose
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: Sock market! Everyone buy new socks!