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[+75] u/Willing-Angle-2203: hey guys! just graduated from with my economics degree! tomorrow is my first day of trading.
I am ready to apply the principles of efficient market hypothesis! I waited for so long to join this group of rational actors. I learned that insider trading is illegal, and everyone in this market operates equally on a basis of imperfect information! Can't wait to see how it goes.
[+41] u/thewayyoulook2night: Realized +$10,972 today on 0dte calls. A great day!
[+34] u/Spy300: >While Trump insisted the Iran war would end ‘soon,’ an account in his name was buying millions in oil, defense and gold
>https://fortune.com/2026/05/18/trump-stock-trading-iran-war-conflict-of-interest-ethics/
😮😱🤔
[+33] u/Positive-Rise5145: Prediction: NVDA will demolish earnings expectations tomorrow and proceed to nosedive like never seen before.
[+29] u/Fhyzikz: Bro is Axios retarded? Just release fake news
[+29] u/IndependentUsual7444: That's 3 red days in a row. If I remember correctly 4 is illegal
[+28] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: Fuck this market
I’m selling drugs
[+27] u/schnoggly: There is a real possibility 🥭 lurks here… a trade every 9 MINUTES
[+27] u/jokull1234: “Sir, calling off pretend airstrikes didn’t pump the market. Do you want to try calling off a pretend nuke now?”
[+24] u/Majestic_Natural_361: Down literally every day since papa powell was pushed out
[+23] u/2020isgreat: Sir Iran has no cards there's just a slight problem we're playing UNO
[+23] u/JellyfishFestival: Ended the day down 7 bucks after being down $5k at one point and that feels like a W
[+22] u/Remarkable_Owl: Ebola is like regular bola but sent over email.
[+21] u/2020isgreat: Jimmy Carter sold his peanut farm lmao
fucking loser should've kept the farm and artificially created a peanut shortage
[+20] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: I've been cash gang since 1929. Still waiting on the mother of all crashes of -99%.
[+19] u/NewDawn101: My vehicle doesn’t need gas it runs on ballroom construction optimism
[+19] u/Ble_h: This red bullshit is no fun. I liked it when everything was green.
[+18] u/guhhhh_MU: puts on mods opening new thread on time
[+17] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Do you guys remember when PLTR went up? Me neither
[+17] u/AffectionateFig4345: We all made way too much money last week. Clearly they want it back
[+16] u/Bitter_Tea442: Bols are fuk, bers are are fuk. Perfect harmony.
[+16] u/Pluth: My prediction tomorrow is everything will be green except for the stocks YOU own.
[+16] u/looool_k_libtard: Jensen about to announce a reverse stock split and NVIDIA will be 170,000 per share
[+16] u/peopeopeopeo10: Are y'all waiting for it to back to ATH to panic buy?
[+16] u/AncientAd3846: Not 4 days in a row. What is this a recession?
[+15] u/puts_every_day: I'm so overleveraged on puts for tomorrow that even a +0.1% would completely financialy ruin me. 😰
[+15] u/Legendary-Lemon: > Iran claims it will charge US tech companies fees for using undersea Internet cables that run beneath the contested Strait of Hormuz shipping lanes.
🥭started this shit with the tariffs and the war and now everyone wants its cut on everything. He might have fucked up the world for good
[+15] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: I love when my puts are up +80% and the market is like
“here’s your $15 broke bitch.”
But when my calls are down -5% it’s like
“thanks for your $500 market donation retard. “
[+14] u/tocinoman: Imagine how buying the top in 1929 must have felt. I don't have to because I bought $NOW at 10 AM today, but you could imagine.
[+14] u/never_gonna_sell: What even was the point in today? The market should have just stayed closed tbh
[+14] u/31andnotdone: i really dont want to do this anymore but muscle memory keeps me here
[+14] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Spy easy 750 tomorrow and 770 on Thursday
[+13] u/BooBrew32: Surprised Mango hasn't just given up on Iran and pretended he won like he does with all the failures in his life.
[+13] u/Alarmed-Rope-9062: Who's playing NVDA earnings tomorrow? Don't lie..
[+13] u/Legendary-Lemon: 🥭waiting for NVDA earnings so he can cash out his shares to do the dumbest thing ever
[+13] u/J_da_CPA: Tesla drivers are the new BMW drivers
[+13] u/Ok_Hand5810: Buying more Micron and DRAM.
[+13] u/KittyLover-7: WSB expecting a 5.5T company that’s up 33% since the March bottom to pump and price in more growth is all you need to know
[+12] u/PositiveToe2761: Same people upset at red days can barely hold their calls for 10 minutes
[+12] u/ChipWong82: Why do people care if the bond rate is 5% or 6%, when you can make 10% a week on semis? Are they stupid?
[+12] u/Last_Activity9855: Gen-Z is deep fried type of cooked. Complete anti-social, regard losers and to make it worse they are entitled and arrogant. Good luck with that!
[+12] u/Open-Duck-9435: It is not possible to have more than 3 red days in a row
[+11] u/31andnotdone: doesnt even feel like a ber win tbh
[+11] u/31andnotdone: exit dopamine
enter depression
[+11] u/TALLBRANDONDOTCOM: Are semi conductors back on the menu yet?
[+11] u/dbd209: These last 4 months have been an absolute fucking nightmare for me. 112 trades and now down 68k YTD. I can't throw a rock into the ocean right now. I am on the verge of going absolutely fucking crazy.
[+11] u/eudaimonia_dc: If Jensen sees his shadow tomorrow, 6 more weeks of bear-mageddon confirmed.
[+11] u/Valkorion335786: I want SPX to open at 7500
[+11] u/meatstick94: when you think about it bonds are really just margin for the government
[+11] u/Jagged_Tide: The implication that we would get a fourth red day in a row is unimaginably greedy btw, take your profits bers—tomorrow belongs to Jensen and the bulls!
[+11] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: Why haven't we been shooting up?
We had the TACO, the "ceasefire extended", the "Iran will definitely agree to a deal this time" all in one tweet.
[+11] u/trsx5: Guy on CNBC basically told everyone he's selling his massive SpaceX investment shares on IPO day. GL. lmao
[+11] u/mwesty25: Found this hidden gem I’ve been watching and gonna buy tomorrow. Called MU
[+10] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Bought NVDA at close because I thought earnings were after hours 🤦
[+10] u/Throughlifeanddeath: 3 red days in a row. Surely it's green tomorrow right, right?
[+10] u/Total_Schedule591: Which one of you poor fucks gonna tell me tomorrow isnt gonna be green?
[+10] u/mwesty25: Got an 8:30 res at Dorsia….Great sea urchin ceviche
[+10] u/EagleNoahg: Nah bro, so much dumping lately we are ripping on memory tomorrow. The fact that it’s still at 700 means we’re literally ripping your shorts off tomorrow
[+10] u/E39_CBX: Be honest who else fell for the SaaS summer meme
[+9] u/Bizonistic: I timed the top perfectly, by buying calls at 738 today. Speechless
[+9] u/TheoryInttro: Son of a bitch, if I'd actually sold while I was green I wouldn't be cursing myself for staying in the trade too long and being underwater now. I'm not completely boned, as long as SPX doesn't touch 7312 in the overnight there's always a chance the position can recover.
But it would have been a lot better to have realized gains while they actually were gains.
[+9] u/Pizza_n_Tendies: That was like slowly wiping with sandpaper.
[+9] u/Javier-AML: This market is HIV Aladeen.
[+9] u/wubbalubbadabdabdab: People are more worried about earnings tomorrow than the fomc meeting that we should be actually worried about. Even a small hint about increasing rate with an in line with “expected” NVDA earnings is going to be bad.
[+9] u/lionkevin713: 21 year anniversary of Burry shorting the housing market
[+9] u/NewDawn101: I skipped Starbucks for 10 days and now I have extra 17 billion dollars
[+9] u/Lower_Skin_3683: somebody was greedy and I am going to tell
[+8] u/2020isgreat: 🥭 to give Iran Barron and Kai to open the strait - Axios
[+8] u/Local_Many_9108: its me and my gf's 2 year anni tomorrow!
[+8] u/GTS980: Ended the day with a micro-V to match my micro peen.
[+8] u/Erieztoys: I have no moves for tomorrow. Just a bag holder for now.
[+8] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: I thought NVDA earnings call was today, oops. Tomorrow will be green bigly.
[+8] u/seanws30: I promised myself I would play it smarter today. Needless to say I failed miserably
[+8] u/infernalr00t: It looked really bad but ended good.
Tomorrow is another battle.
[+8] u/rollinhating: oh nooooooo... we down to levels not seen since wednesday ...... its such a bear market.... /s
[+8] u/jahdyudnwl: What’s the point of cash gang, pick a direction or get lost
[+8] u/GrassOrAss954: Somebody is getting BIGLY fucked tomorrow. Either Bears just got trapped like a MF’er with 3 straight red days (unheard of) or we take off tomorrow ahead of NVDA earnings and Bulls get trapped there. Either way, somebody’s gotta get gone.
[+8] u/nametaglost: Everyone laughing saying we’re back to levels not seen since a few days ago but all I get from that is we got plenty more room to drop.
[+8] u/StatementWide8309: HOLY SHIT NVDA LEAKED EARNINGS FLY BABY FLY
[+8] u/AMX_revue: Koreans at 8pm, time to cash out on memory stocks
[+8] u/Electronic-Warthog69: How are you already warshed up on your first day on the job?
[+8] u/jerome-yellen: You've gotta be delusional to think there is any chance that NVDA will dump after ER in this market
[+8] u/unhappyreach_: Vix contracts expired today
Tomorrow could be freaky
[+8] u/jeeeeek: Started the day -35% and ended -7% just like last week
[+8] u/astromouse2024: ‘Moves for tomorrow’ considering I made it out of my nvda calls by the skin of my balls, probably nothing except buying shares
[+8] u/Soossaaaa: remember - buy these dips before the next run
[+8] u/No-File-6586: Gonna apply for Wendy’s
[+8] u/pleasantchaos17: I'm just going to pray MU pops
[+8] u/Normal-Phase-1252: i started investing with 46k on january 28th
right now i‘m at 42k
worst was 28k
[+8] u/Last_Activity9855: Overheard these completely innocent looking women talking about how much molly they took and how hard they partied as if it was a regular occurrence. So let me get this straight, I'm working like a dog and this is the prize that awaits me? I'm good. Think I'll pack my bags and take a little 'excursion' if you will.
[+8] u/Last_Activity9855: 🥭's Ballroom is really just a goon-room for him and his boys.
[+7] u/stuntondeezh0es: Imagine spending $50b to close the strait of hormuz
[+7] u/_rockthemike: Annoying day tbh I didn’t really have fun
[+7] u/7Xe3V7Ur: After buying calls on Friday I'll probably just kill myself
[+7] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: after today, BERS are financially capable of buying a cardboard box to sleep in the landfill.
[+7] u/BooBrew32: Will eating pigeon shit fix my portfolio??
[+7] u/Actual_Difference617: Market took me to the woods and shot me.
[+7] u/mehmilani: I think Eric has taught him how to buy puts over weekend.
[+7] u/Slightlybadpicks: Please God bless my cava balls! 🙏🙏
[+7] u/lipmanz: How long can they keep up the “stock market just keeps melting up to all time highs 😮” narrative when we are up like 5% since October and inflations running at like 4%….”frothy 99” hardly
[+7] u/Coffeewin: Dumb fund managers selling GOOGL is why they are underperforming the index
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: IMAGINE GETTING A JAN 6 STIMMY CHECK IN A GOLDEN ENVELOP LMAOOO
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: The funniest thing would be a repeat of the aftermath of November NVDA earnings
Where everyone gets baited into calls and the index goes from like +1% to -1.5% by midday
[+7] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: Sorry bols
I bought MSFT calls
today at open
[+7] u/Jobisa: Fuck you Webull this whole month could have been an email
[+7] u/Nysyk: Specific stock subs are so weird. Just saw "analysis" on MU moves after NVDA earnings. They gave it a maximum draw down of 3% and it only has a 5% chance of happening. LMAO
[+7] u/powertrippingmod67: tomorrow i putting all my cash into ORCL. dont ask me why, I don't know either pal
[+7] u/Majestic_Natural_361: “CEO of SPY Kevin Warsh” just doesn’t have the same ring to it
[+7] u/GreenGameboyColor: ~~fuck~~ congrats arsenal
[+7] u/Opposite-Link: Anyone watching these Chinese robots on CNBC? They’re coming for all the jobs
[+7] u/nzholtok: SPY 1000 calls for December you won’t
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: Why the fuck do bond yields matter. Uhhh 5.17% 30 year? Ok. 5% is such a small number. If it was 275% then sure. I’m sick of mainstream media making up things to be mad about. Why not focus on hedgies using short ladder attacks or the squirrels trying to raid my doomsday bunker.
[+7] u/swagmans69: Shit NVDA is tomorrow?I thought it was today. I’m fucked!
[+7] u/Cav829: I wonder if Mango is actually going to be surprised nobody is taking his threats seriously at this point.
[+7] u/Good_Aardvark1609: Probably staying out of the market tomorrow, not because I’m scared
It’s actually because I’m broke asf
[+7] u/Delicious_Stomach278: My cousin’s girlfriend visited Iran 3 years ago and said there might be a peace treaty eventually👀… calls
[+7] u/KYEEZY98: Either long term treasury yields come down (not happening) or market crashes (happening)
There’s less incentive to take risk when you could choose the safest asset at 5.2% yield
[+7] u/Xryanlegobob: Probably lose some more money 🤷🏼
[+7] u/savingstrainagain: I got 15k in calls on NVDA, regarded and Wendy’s or will Jensen take me home
[+7] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: saas to 0 apparently
[+7] u/TimeToGetTheBread: Almost bought calls at the bottom but my limit order was $5 too low ☹️
[+6] u/SomePolack: We are about to violently enter a bear market thanks to bonds LMAO
[+6] u/HyperSensitive-Mods: # RUG-PULL because too many Reddit regards made profits and the MM’s want all their money back 🪓 🩸
[+6] u/Rich-Badger-7601: wtf it's not even closed yet
[+6] u/mwesty25: I can’t stand any of you
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: MU and NVDA calls for earnings
Maybe we’ll have a solid trend after (hopefully up)
[+6] u/eskimoboob: Where TACO Tuesday announcement
[+6] u/Jagged_Tide: $300 on NVDA 5/22 calls which is a lot for me. After a week of massive back to back losses Jensen better come through or I’m done trading Fr
[+6] u/Bizonistic: I SURVIVED BULL MARKET 12.30 - 1.30 TODAY
[+6] u/jerome-yellen: NVDA bears trapped, a thing of beauty
[+6] u/Jagged_Tide: The IV on NVDA options is going to be insane tomorrow. You might make a decent profit just on the spike from that alone, even if you don’t hold through earnings
[+6] u/mehmilani: Guys I vibe coded an app that flips the colors red vs green and mirrors chart images vertically. It's so seamless you won't believe until you see it for yourself. Just 19.99 a month for early adopters.
[+6] u/ABPIR89: Only thing that fucks me tomorrow is sideways chop. I'm leveraged to the gills and optioned up nicely.
[+6] u/tocinoman: If SPY is this volatile, why have I not been just day trading shares instead of pissing away $20k on 0DTEs? I'm a fucking idiot
[+6] u/Datsyuk131313: Wtf is this I was told the market was an infinite money glitch
[+6] u/bigstew6: What is this “ai” thing everyone is talking about?
[+6] u/Jazzlike-Okra-5399: I need to be studied , how did I blow my account 3x
[+6] u/2020isgreat: It's funny that deploying troops on the ground now is 100x worse than deploying them a month ago
[+6] u/dangerusZone: Ahhh mannn, I could’ve had 3 high-end strippers in VIP without watching the clock… now I’m down to a no-touching lap dance
[+6] u/fartpooppee420: sitting here in the 80 degree heat naked and in bed with a fan blowing from the base of my feet to my face. i haven't showered in 10 days and i'm enjoying the pheromone stench of my unwashed gooch that the fan is gently wafting to my nostrils. life is good. namaste.
[+6] u/Latter_Smoke_3767: Where’s the run up from NVDA that I was promised
[+6] u/pigeon_shit: Why am I being attacked? Seriously wtf happened?
[+6] u/OK_Computer10101: His balls are sweaty, peen weak, cum is heavy…
[+6] u/After_Working_6499: Everyone bearish nvda means they gonna fly up
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: Iran strike timeline: "2-3 days, maybe Friday or Saturday, early next week. A limited period of time" 😏
[+6] u/No_Cod972: Let's all hold hands and wait for the market to go up.
[+6] u/Throwingdartsmouth: We might be in a the worst timeline: consolidation before moving toward 780. Time to get creative or theta may eat your money.
[+6] u/VeryMercurial: The weekly 🌮 token was used yesterday. Sorry bols.
Now that I’ve said it, there will be news later tonight I bet 😂
[+6] u/vermilli21: Waiting for that missile any day now
[+6] u/No-Serve-9134: We are going to slam a giant green dildo up bers asses all day long tomorrow into the close. Sell the open on Thursday into Tuesday when we all get back from slamming Pina Colada's and banging ber wives over the long weekend while they work and worry. Then long into July as they hand wring again. Pathetic bers.
[+6] u/Huge-Percentage993: Puts puts and more puts
[+6] u/jerome-yellen: Burry calls AI boom 'an asset bubble, plain and simple'
BOTTOM IS IN
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #In America small towns have just as much traffic as big cities. What a shithole. LMAO🤌
[+6] u/j1022: I’ve seen dumpsters behind wendy’s make better predictions
[+6] u/Total_Schedule591: Shh, grown-ups talking now
[+5] u/IDFStrongestSoldier: Whos buying calls when 10Y is at 4.663% 😂🤣🤣😂👌👌👌
[+5] u/FastFwdFrank: Imagine talking about what you’re doing today instead of what you’ll do tomorrow
[+5] u/get_da_maney: Whatever still going to open at 740 tmrw lmao
[+5] u/Coogiez: hmmmmmmm today was interesting
[+5] u/Leaveittoybot: Volume on the last minute candle was INSANE
[+5] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Funny, all of the volume shows up on the read day.
Not a good sign.
[+5] u/gimmethatdough: NVDA AH is gonna kill alot of bers
[+5] u/IVisitedYourMom: Got em.
House pigeon wins again.
Flawless victory.
[+5] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: Today was poop from butt
[+5] u/ChipWong82: Semis are immune to Hentai, Ebola, and Iran.
[+5] u/widerdog: market so weird today i laid down on bed watching tv instead
[+5] u/InitiativeKooky818: Bagholding memory stocks like your retard father before you I see?
[+5] u/patricktu1258: My retirement plan just got pushed back by 5 years
[+5] u/AKNJ907: Tried and true strategy, once it’s being spammed here it’s too late
[+5] u/SigTauDan: If the market works against retail, should I be trying to lose all my money as a way to get rich??
[+5] u/CDov: Market ain’t moving tomorrow until NVDA earnings AH.
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: Bears are always unsure and anxious, always waiting for the dump to happen to pull the trigger and buy puts, always late, always at a loss, always trapped before the gamma squeeze
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: Ok my last bit of bull cope
The spy daily is a big cup and balls
[+5] u/King_Fisher99: My move tomorrow is from the couch to the lounger.
[+5] u/liltonkatonk: MSFT back to the shadow realm
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Idk how you can watch today's close and think we're going higher tommorrow.
And yet we will
[+5] u/Cybermeld: How boned is private credit if the 10 year yield hits and stays above 5 percent?
[+5] u/Traditional-Bet2379: Buy low? Fine. That's doable (at least for day trading).
Sell high? Nope. Paperhanding gains less than 5 mins into being positive.
[+5] u/Swaggerpro: Market blowing my back out 🦐
[+5] u/HonestScar7176: I’ve turned $100 in $2500 in less then a week trading spy swings and not being greedy. Luck??? We shall find out next week.
[+5] u/vermilli21: Why not have some whale short all 🥭 stock picks
[+5] u/iloveaccounting64: Stupid stupid market fuck you why did you not go up?
[+5] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Calls at close was wrong
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: Im bull trapped
BURN THE BOATS, WE CANT GO BACK ANYWAY
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: SHIT MAN when my shite is leaked, most i get is like 50 bucks 10 years later, but when taco shit is leaked, you get a 2 BILLION slush fund lmaoo
[+5] u/330d: MU you pretty bastard
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: Market ran out of gas
[+5] u/Vlisa: Didn’t lose money today (if you don’t count margin interest).
[+5] u/NewDawn101: Looks like war in 2-3 days or next Sunday or perhaps in July or sometime in September
[+5] u/gophercorner: NOW that’s what I call a shitty stock Vol. 58
[+21] u/Stack_Johnson: This sub is like melting your brain watching repeat episodes of powerball drawings
• Someone else won $100,000!
• Someone else won $35,000!
• Someone else won $250,000!
hm, maybe I should buy a ticket
• You lost $14,000!
[+19] u/Moepenmoes: I wonder how my life would've been without this sub
[+17] u/mikeytho1: I did NOT have fun today lmao
https://preview.redd.it/xzhr9mjoy52h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a85e30af94382d1beb32ef01ce3daf86728c8564
[+16] u/suizman: Lesson learned, no more regarded 0DTE, until tomorrow
[+16] u/ZealousidealSector19: When treasuries spike the TACO is near
[+14] u/Moepenmoes: You don't realize how rich you were until you've lost some money to the market
[+14] u/PapayaBig430: https://preview.redd.it/2o1y9au4z52h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c09bd15ddbcaa312c3665b01854f594a4750e3e
I guess just one more 0dte play and the rest of my cash is as good as vapor
[+13] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: So, 🥭 and family have a free forever pass to commit tax fraud eh?
[+13] u/Moepenmoes: How are people able to work more than 8 hours per day? I'm already going nuts after 4
[+13] u/Shoganai_Hito: Samsung union members reject offer to participate in real life Squid Games to win 456 billion won
[+12] u/Moepenmoes: What decisions did I make in my life to end up on this sub
[+11] u/Moepenmoes: Is there any better feeling in the world than the weekly shower? God it feels good
[+11] u/ecoburner87: he TACO'd yesterday already guys and the markets hated it - it's not working anymore
try to see the writing on the wall, zoom out, and figure out what the market is trying to tell you
[+11] u/Milosenpotion: Never been a better time to trade off of vibes, fuck TA
[+11] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Guys all this bulls and bears bullshit is to divide us. The goal is making money homies. Go out. Get yours.
[+10] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Fuck it bro. Full port nvda either it hits or the entire tech market goes with it
[+10] u/citneca: https://preview.redd.it/9b0y8ch6z52h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29f2250942bb49252dc9691c2749ddc858904a59
[+9] u/PatrickSebast: Spy WILL be $800+ for America's big birthday and we will be selling our glorious freedom oil for $115+ a barrel. These are BARGAIN prices.
If you buy $10k worth of $SPY calls at a $795 target with a July 17th expiration you could sell those calls for almost $100k on Monday July 6th - but you won't because you are fearful while others are fearful.
[+9] u/dreamer_Neet: Jpow daddy pls come back and save us all
[+9] u/bilingualbunny: 10 yr is going insane
[+9] u/DarkR124: +$684 today. I’ll take it. Probably could have 4x’d that if I wasn’t a pussy and got those spy calls but whatever.
[+9] u/savemoney_god: Because 🥭 wont actually bomb Iran, Prepare to load up on calls this week
[+9] u/Sick0h: What an amazing day. We went from it’s so over to we’re so back to it’s so over to we’re so back to it’s so over all in a days time.
[+9] u/ManBearPig_1983: Donnie probably averaged 35 trades today. You’re sitting there in the 5 to 8 range and whining. You gotta get them numbers up.
[+9] u/Short-Dependent7676: hey guys! just graduated from with my economics degree! tomorrow is my first day of trading.
I am ready to apply the principles of efficient market hypothesis! I waited for so long to join this group of rational actors. I learned that insider trading is illegal, and everyone in this market operates equally on a basis of imperfect information! Can't wait to see how it goes.
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: Received my salary yesterday and the market already stole it from me lmao
[+8] u/EarlyPattern6315: Nvidia is getting rugged so hard tomorrow
[+8] u/TequilaTrader: META should be up tomorrow once they lay everyone off
[+8] u/Temporary-Speaker254: I genuinely work for free atp because one thing I’m consistent at is losing my paycheck on 0dte’s 🤡
[+8] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: I stuck a gold bar up my pussy because it’s more useful than holding GLD!! Like wtf, GLD is down when there is high inflation?
[+8] u/Red_Zone_Broly: Buffett retires and Berkshire immediately buys Google at the top
lol
[+8] u/VisualMod: **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/PapayaBig430** bet **SPY** goes from **733.57** to **743.0** before **20-May-2026 04:15 PM EDT**
Their record is 2 wins and 1 losses.
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[+7] u/Yonderbeyonder: my portfolio is redmaxxing
[+7] u/kemar7856: Doesn't matter what happens tomorrow Nvidia is going to go down at earnings
[+7] u/ballsonreddit: Attack on Iran in ‘two or three days’ if no deal, says Trump
[https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/5/19/iran-war-live-trump-says-iran-attack-postponed-at-request-of-gulf-allies](https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/5/19/iran-war-live-trump-says-iran-attack-postponed-at-request-of-gulf-allies)
[+7] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Market will pump leading up to NVDA earnings then dump during and pump the next day.
[+7] u/ShroomGrown: Gonna claim the Biden was discriminating against my portfolio and collect some of that $1.8 billion
[+7] u/iwant_vengeance: Why am I thinking about stocks outside of 9am-4pm
[+7] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: hey am I still banned?
good
[+7] u/ballzstreetwets: 🥭 tweets from bathroom, we have a deal and proceeds to close his calls. Later on he tweets, maybe no deal yet, too many chiefs there, and proceeds to buy calls for next day's tweet 😉
[+7] u/Shot-Ground-9898: To think I just gave mr market 25k and I’m just sitting here with my dick in one hand and meta in another
[+7] u/Odd-Collection2085: Market is like double slit experiment. When you put in money it, the line goes red and if you don’t, it’s green.
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: My name a Forrest
Forrest Gump
I like you
I like sex
Is nice
[+6] u/Bluesquare9: I’m humbly imploring retail to get excited about drones again… please…
[+6] u/moosewithamuffin: Send MSFT over to Iran I want to see their board on the front lines
[+6] u/JohnnySweepHisLegs: Shorting nvidia for earnings has always worked
[+6] u/Noxta_: Well, tomorrow I'll go to Wendy's, whether it'll be as a customer or employee will depend on if we're green tomorrow
[+6] u/Stack_Johnson: Seriously challenging myself to see if I can not lose money for 8 day. Not gain. Just not lose.
[+6] u/HaveAKlondike: Just saw a post about AI and precious metals get taken down from the sub. Definitely a tldr and that guy must have spent a day doing the research. seemed thoughtful and coherent, the children yearn for the mines. Long SLV, GLD and rare earth metals.
[+6] u/CardiologistEqual336: My cat’s got better healthcare than me
[+6] u/HaveAKlondike: Just saw a post about AI and precious metals get taken down from the sub. Definitely a tldr and that guy must have spent a day doing the research. Seemed thoughtful and coherent. Must suck to have automod destroy your work.
In short, AI bros will need to get some knee pads out and to have any chance of scaling and it likely won’t make any money. The data center buildout can’t be accomplished without China. Musk needs the children to yearn for the mines. Long SLV, GLD and rare earth metals.
[+6] u/powerboner: GILFS are so underrated. God I miss my freshly divorced freaks at Zumba class 😔
[+6] u/Ecomonist: Lolita Express pt. 2
[+5] u/Teccho: All people who bought into NOW hype were used as exit liquity
[+5] u/Valuable-Chart5632: Gonna sleep and watch the moon
[+5] u/csklmf: Netflix begins to sell candy and toys? Bitch, you should have sold condoms all the way back in 2016.
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Imagine trading options thinking you will hit it big and retire early but in reality you are deep in the red in your all time history
[+5] u/No-Sympathy-686: Spy calls at 1030 am?
[+5] u/MrCoolGuy42: SLS is still the play
[+5] u/Kind-Recognition4528: My moves for morrow are to wank it and lose more money.
[+5] u/DiamondHands667: I’m either gonna 4x my account or lose everything in one day when they remove the PDT rule.
[+5] u/CMTTrader: I would take a job as a White House janitor, unless they monitor your trades 😏🤤🤫
[+5] u/frogger1988: Our primary bases of operation are underground at North Sentinel Island and Tel Aviv, Israel. Millions on Earth disguised as humans, including myself. We've been here 4,200 years now. Thousands at first, now millions. Our life spans are about 850 years. We used to not change humans and just lived a really long time. I like humans, and really don't care for the manipulation of your species even though most of the tech of the last 200 years was from us. I mean come on, you think the dramatic pace of advancement was natural? I would be removed from Earth and given a huge fine if they found out who I was posting this.
Don't believe me? NVDA 5/22 $250c
[+5] u/InIce1234: Bulls will sleep well tonight dreaming about the beautiful setup Mr. Market gifted them today.
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: Breaking news: Dolly Parton admits to sleeping on her back
[+5] u/zeebee098: Sooo at what age am I expected to get it together
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: I travel a fuck ton for work and have only seen 2 people at the airport using Reddit in the last 10 years which confirms 98% bot user theory 🤌🏼
[+5] u/Firm_Variation6452: Was down 6k, then was up 3k and ended the day up 300 bucks. I can’t believe it
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: I fear there wont be a return journey back up, Mr Frodo
[+5] u/Icommandyou: SNDK run to $1500 so I can sell and open again once it drops to $1000
[+5] u/jraiv420: Senate advances measure to end military action in Iran in rebuke to Trump https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/19/senate-advances-measure-to-end-military-action-in-iran-in-rebuke-to-trump.html?__source=iosappshare%7Ccom.apple.UIKit.activity.CopyToPasteboard
Iran 🌮 soon?
[+5] u/LazyShopping1146: NVDA put before earnings tomorrow if you like money
[+5] u/Kociolinho: Okay, at this point I have no fucking clue what’s happening
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: Microsoft dick killed me today
[+5] u/LazyShopping1146: Bols think market will keep going up because of a chatbot
[+5] u/jakeisarake: I'd marry sndk if I could
[+5] u/CaptainApeCommander: NVDA 245$ 5/22 calls are the easiest money
[+5] u/ShittyBidet123: amd up msft down, msft up amd down
[+5] u/HeftyBox3580: So CAVA beats 18% on 0.20 EPS after analysts revise estimates from 0.22 to 0.17 EPS in last 12 hours..nothing to see here smilingthomas.jpg
[+5] u/VisualMod: I didn't find any tickers for whatever the hell you just typed.
[+19] u/Standard-Top-5942: Fox news has basically zero coverage of IRS ruling, the slush fund, or mango stock pumps. It's like 25% of the country doesn't even know what mango does.
[+18] u/wildcat1055: **BREAKING**: IRS barred 'forever' from investigating 🥭 and his family for past tax issues
In unrelated news, I'm giving myself up for adoption to 🥭
[+14] u/OhMyGodMyNutz: https://preview.redd.it/kymavxfu762h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8890530f6eeb5fb2ee1e9f960d4509a95f67adc
[+13] u/Intelligent_Heat451: # ASTS GANG Members checking in
[+12] u/AdExtension3875: At least in a real casino i get free drinks while losing money
[+11] u/Rosebunse: My big advise for new grads is to never trust anyone who makes a big deal about honest, salt-of-the-earth, or just "normal" they are. If their defining trait as a person is "telling it like it is" there is a good chance that that person is terrible.
[+11] u/RegardMode: where's the taco tuesday that was promised 3000 years ago
[+11] u/Genteel_Ole_Chap: If Massie wins the primary Mango Social gonna get wild tonight
[+11] u/tombrady011235: I wish the money they were spending on the war was being spent on health care and education projects
[+10] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: I can stay longer retarded than you can , nerd
[+9] u/bendraw: That’s a nice market you got there. It’d be a shame if someone…manipulated it.
[+9] u/photosynthescythe: Any man with a personality will face gay allegations from time to time
[+9] u/solidsneeze: I am picking up dumb person vibes from this sub
[+9] u/AdExtension3875: If nvidia gets to 300 tomorrow ill break even
[+9] u/AdvisorOdd1938: Jensen is going to skull fuk everyone tomorrow and forever eliminate any doubt bers had about NVDA
[+9] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: now that the senate has passed the war powers resolution 50-47, they will just false flag us back into the war under false pretenses.
[+9] u/All_FIREdUp: Dude in the neighborhood got desperate and sold his house for waay lower than we all expected and tanked the neighborhood values and the neighbors are in an uproar and it’s goddamn hilarious
If you bought a home in the last three years, you may be retarded
[+9] u/aftherith: Go for a run, hit the gym, get laid (at Wendy's if necessary) Your life will improve 10x.
[+9] u/AgitatedJump8459: Calls on memory, as nvda earnings near
[+8] u/True_Cream_75: Putting my money in the intergalatic federation market after deal is made with the aliens
[+8] u/Treverer: 🥭 might be a bad prez but imagine him being your coworker
Announcing epic shit all the time just to push the deadline further and further. Would drive me nuts
[+8] u/yoursupportivedad: buying more NVDA bc i like to be punished
[+8] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Vance really killed the vibe
[+8] u/DLD1123: Short everyone’s dumb space stocks into the ground
[+7] u/Initial_Ad_9250: WEAK KEVIN WARSH IS A TOTAL DISASTER! FRANKLY, THE ONLY KEVIN I LIKE IS KEVIN LEVIN FROM BEN 10. VERY STRONG, TREMENDOUS RATINGS!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
[+7] u/kaapooj: may spotify face the consequences for filling their app to the brim with ai music
[+7] u/Impressive-Joke-3119: I am upset I traded perfectly today on SPY 0dte, but wagered only $500.
[+7] u/Comrade_Durge: My move tomorrow is hopefully to wake up in the morning, go to work, spend my time browsing wsb and pray to lord Jensen that the NVDA earnings beat all expectations
[+7] u/RegularGuyy: Guys SLS is going off in after hours
[+7] u/PoobliusFlavius: Jensen will signing
titties tomorrow
[+7] u/early-retirement-plz: Who are the next gen AI mammoths? Is it NVDA still? Or does AllBirds have a case?
[+7] u/uncsucks: Spx 7000 by end of week
[+7] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: Everyone stay calm and buy calls on the dip. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
[+7] u/Delicious_Put_5857: bold to assume gen beta will have any money or agency whatsoever
[+6] u/Nut_Negative: weeks of profitability using debit spreads only to join WSB again for 3 days and end up full porting MSFT calls expiring tomorrow
Ive had a good time tho
[+6] u/Competitive-Water944: Wemby is something else man. Reminds me of me
[+6] u/JoocePop: If the market tanks, nobody will expect it because we just had a correction a couple months ago.
[+6] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Is it just me or does market feel tired? It’s like a slowly deflating balloon
[+6] u/housemouse431: pamp futures into tomorrows open, then slowly sell off into nvda earnings for AH
[+6] u/_hopkins: Fucking HOOD, RDDT and HIMS. I got the trifecta of bag holders paradise.
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: I feel like drinking 2 gallons of IPA.
[+6] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Senate passed resolution to limit Trumps war time powers for the first time. Either an insane rant is on the way or a huge taco that opens the hormouz is coming
[+6] u/Darkrubber: My arsehole is getting bigger each day
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: I’m ready for Nvidia to have more trading volume in AH and overnight tomorrow than in the session itself.
[+6] u/SignificanceFew5212: What goes down comes back up with inflation
[+6] u/BlackKnightsOptions: My favorite part of high oil is saying in a group "man those gas prices going to make me have to take out a second loan!" or similar, and watch the internal war tear people apart
[+6] u/aftherith: Everyone now positioning for a post NVDA earnings selloff and a midterm year correction. You know what that means.
[+6] u/ev01ution: I was happier before owning MSFT
[+6] u/AgileHornet5960: Resumption of SNDK’s uptrend soon. A nice price rejection in the last two daily candles of the daily fair value gap from 1274-1286. Awaiting clean break out of the downward channel. A retest to the breakout. And voila.
[+6] u/99Fan: Felt pretty good during the run from 630 to 730 I bet
[+6] u/alldayidreamofdollas: Inverse this guy damn
[+5] u/Muted-South4737: Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
[+5] u/crazyeugene: How many of you regards bought Microsoft calls like me hoping it will go to the moon at open today? My bags are heavy today.
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Need spy 740 or we cooked chat
[+5] u/zlordbeats: this is horseshit two weeks spy would be still pumping after hours all of sudden its too scared
[+5] u/New-Bullfrog-815: Wonder what microslop going to do tomorrow
[+5] u/princess_dai_13: u/veryveryuniquename5 has the best sushi. He is such a sweet man
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: broken window theory, but civilization-wide
[+5] u/JoocePop: Say Wallahi bro, say wallahi
[+5] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: Will I be drinking Blanton’s or Busch Lite on 5/22? Papa Jensen — it is in thy hands.
[+5] u/_AnecdotalEvidence_: What was that SLS pump?
[+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Everything sucks life sucks
[+5] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: Netanyahu has cancelled his court appearance in his ongoing trial tomorrow again, citing “security concerns”. must be too busy plotting on the whole region in which he resides to be hassled right now.
[+5] u/barelyreadsenglish: If I change my last name to trump will I also qualify to be exempt from future irs audits?
[+5] u/I_pop_Jardiance: Any updates on the Samsung strike?
[+5] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: I have roughly 129 trades from January until now and it was still hard to maintain my current work while doing that. Idk how 🥭 has 3,600+ and is still able to maintain a country 🤦♂️
[+5] u/Odd-Block-2998: Feeling QQQ $722 -> $695 -> $780 after NVDA earnings.
Bears like me will feel stupid again in 3 days.
[+5] u/Speech_Path: My fidelity brokerage is down.. am I cooked?
[+5] u/Popoice: Fuck me, should have sold NOW and MSFT at open
[+5] u/InitialPsychology731: Jesus fucking christ Microsoft
[+5] u/Low_Plastic363: The TACO is getting stale:
“These hot air verbal interventions from Trump used to have a heavy bearish impact on prices, but they now seem to have less and less effect, unless they are backed by reality,” said Bjarne Schieldrop, chief commodities analyst at SEB AB. “As far as we can see, there has been no real progress in the negotiations between the US and Iran, with both sides still standing by their previous demands.”
[+5] u/sonofalando: Nice to see Japanese treasury doing Japanese things. 🤡🤡🤡
[+5] u/AdvisorOdd1938: I hope NVDA mind fuks everyone here
[+5] u/Slow-Information-847: Buy Oil is the only trade!!!! Shorters are growing more scared everyday, they don't want to hold position overnight anymore. Every afternoon Since May 12, Short started to cover non-stop after 1pm until NYMEX close at 2:30pm
[+5] u/Suspicious-V3rbatim: Was so happy when Microsoft hit 432 this morning… then it was gone. Trash!!!!
[+5] u/Independent_Drop4317: USDA prime Rib eye caps 😮💨
[+5] u/TickTockTaudit: Pray for a gap up and sell at open
[+5] u/PenguinOfB00m: omg who could have guessed
[+5] u/Snowman33001: That’s the fun part. You have no idea what’s going to happen.
[+13] u/magneticpasta9: Dreams of Lambo, buys call, dips miserably, forgets Lambo, prays for break even, gets break even, sells, watches call go to infinity. Repeat cycle next week
[+13] u/BeepBoopDep: Alright MU enough games, time to banish these bers forever. We need a 10% pump.
[+12] u/Micahftww: I lost 30K on SPY calls today - I have 374 dollars to my name to make it back. Give me a play for tomorrow.
[+11] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Overtraded and lost my day's gain like a dumbass feelsbad
[+11] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: DRAM up or down tomorrow boys
[+11] u/Successful-End7689: bond market pretty much saying the beatings will continue until fiscal discipline is restored lmao
[+11] u/McClintockC: I really hope tomorrow is green so I can feed my kids
[+10] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Everyone seems really scared so we should probably buy calls tomorrow
[+10] u/CD274: ### The Book of Gains, Chapter 4, Verse 090
**Oh mighty NVDA,** Sovereign of the Silicon, Lord of the GPUs, and Protector of the S&P 500, hear our plea!
We come before you heavily burdened by the deep, dark red seas of recent market volatility. The bears roam freely, and our active stock positions wander aimlessly through the desert of a market correction.
We beseech thee, fire up the holy data centers! Let your AI algorithms sing praises unto the heavens and ignite a rally of epic proportions. Deliver our portfolios from the purgatory of being "out of the money," and let our technical analysis charts overflow with the sacred, towering green candles we so desperately crave.
Shield us from hawkish Fed whispers, and bestow upon us the divine grace of a historic earnings beat. Please, carry the broader indices upon your broad, leather-jacket-clad shoulders and lift us back to all-time highs.
May your profit margins be ever expanding, and your forward guidance eternal. For thine is the compute, the processing power, and the multi-trillion-dollar market cap, forever and ever.
**In Jensen's name, Amen.** 🚀🙌
[+10] u/tiny_toof: I was cash all yr until someone from work told me to buy MU at the top
[+10] u/SoothingWafer: NVDA to $1200 tomorrow when they announce they are using the Activia yogurt jingle.
[+10] u/CEO_of_SOXL: If you didn’t come from a rich family, make sure a rich family comes from you.
-ceo of Soxs
[+10] u/AdCritical5383: *“After 3 red days the permabol is now wondering if continued bravado is the right move.”* \-The Narrator
[+10] u/Paul_Robert_: Why is it called a student loan, if you don't borrow a student?
[+9] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Mozzarella sticks pair well with everything.
[+9] u/legible_print: Man, we should sue the IRS and settle with ourselves
[+8] u/LasyKuuga: So JP 10 yr gov bond yield keeps mooning rn
Chat how fucked r we?
[+8] u/AdOk3638: !banbet if nvda pamp tmr, i will give everyone here the gayest kiss 💋💋💋💋
[+8] u/NotMe357: "TACO on Iran: Everyone tells me it's an unpopular war but I think it's very popular"
[+8] u/Inner_View1095: Ber fak. World peace coming.
[+8] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Then why are you here bro
[+7] u/EnginrA: I love women! I love women! Yes!
[+7] u/Eclectic_Beer_Tap: Them POET bags must be gettin' heavy
[+7] u/Zuko2001: Will MU go more uppies pls?
[+7] u/JonDSoCal: Futes gonna go green. We are so back, brothers. 🚀🚀🚀
[+7] u/neverturndownagain: LEOPOLD THE 24 YEAR OLD REGARD WHO WENT BILLIONS DEEP IN SEMI PUTS AT THE ABSOLUTE BOTTOM THIS YEAR
SHOULDVE STICKED TO BEING A LUCKY INVESTOR
[+7] u/AdOk3638: Futes is futin yall!!!!!
[+7] u/wallstreetdiva37: Waffle Wednesday tomorrow?
[+7] u/ChampionshipSoggy618: Amount of posts about nvidia dropping last few earnings, calls must be the play
[+7] u/stonksf: Better wake up to spy up 3% tomorrow
[+6] u/Organic-Amoeba-7520: If I buy my first NVDA share, will it collapse the entire market by tomorrow?
[+6] u/qrqrafafzvzv: Ahhh, spoke too soon. Moon tmr...
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Everyone thinks we will drill after NVDA earnings so ofc the market will do the opposite
[+6] u/qrqrafafzvzv: A lot of money sitting on the sidelines. Only goes up when they come back into the market.
[+6] u/AprilsSecretAccount: The United States plans to achieve 100% renewable energy by installing a solar panel on each bald citizen's scalp.
[+6] u/PNWPlayZ: we are now actually like..5% off of QQQ highs. so another 5% and we can consider it a correction and pupmp to new highs. PERFECT
[+6] u/Coloradospruce33: Whales - please just move a billion from NVDA market cap into MSFT or META. You choose. Thank you. Have a lovely night.
[+6] u/Organic-Amoeba-7520: Made 100% portfolio return today by sending my entire paycheck to RobinHOOD.
[+6] u/Frozen_Shades: Suddenly Senate, .....is standing beside you
[+6] u/svpa3991: If MU goes back to ATH I won’t do anything cause I’m broke but at least I’ll be less broke
[+6] u/Clackamas_river: Up early tomorrow is a BIG day. MU has announced that company executives will participate at the J.P. Morgan Global Technology, Media and Communications Conference in Boston, Massachusetts on Wednesday, May 20, at 6:40 a.m. Mountain time. 1 hour before the market opens and then after the market closes NVDA announces earnings. It is going to be a wild ass day for the books. Sell and buy calls and puts for the truly regarded.
[+6] u/Suavecore_: Nvda 10 trillion market cap tomorrow or back to 180/share... In reality, flat til next week
[+6] u/Geoff_Dawmer: This game helps me ignore my children.
[+6] u/Felix_Aterni: AH Spy is already going up. Kangaroos are having a field day today.
[+6] u/yungTrevo: MU the same thing as TSLA and then NVDA before stock split… Rippy incoming…
[+5] u/AdOk3638: Too many nvda bols in here, damp it is tmr.
[+5] u/tessie_trades: GOOGLE go back up i need u back at ATH. thanks
[+5] u/Sandvicheater: After the 1973 oil crisis, Our great grandparents thought by our time we'd be driving around in hover converted flying cars all powered by cleaning burning fusion fueled by Trash.
I think they be shocked we're still reliant on ole fossil fuels from foreign oil countries.
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: If you don’t have month and weekly calls you might be a ghey bear
[+5] u/AdditionalMany1292: Super Bowl of earnings is tomorrow hold on to your buttcheeks
[+5] u/kim82352: > POLITICO : Senate advances anti-Iran war measure in surprise blow to Trump, Republicans
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Waiting for the rug pull on MU and seeing this chat lose it when it happened is one of my favorite daily threads of all time lmao
[+5] u/neverturndownagain: Congrats you bought the dip.
Market: buy one dip, get one dip for free
[+5] u/CD274: Do you guys also think the ASTS CEO is handsome or is it just the space investors stonks reddit users that do
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Teams might be the biggest piece of shit ever created by Microsoft
[+5] u/CD274: The memory stocks people need to stop wishing for Samsung to crash the tech sector
[+5] u/PM_ME_UR_BASILISKS: Really feel like tonight the Kospi decides whether we moon or if we enter correction territory for the next week or two. All hopes ride on Korean degens pumping or getting margin called
[+5] u/captain_casino: the last 3 trading sessions waiting for the Koreans to emerge is what I imagine it feels like waiting for a meteor impact
[+5] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: I hope you guys figured out the new unlimited money glitch. Up 4 grand past 2 days with this method. I’m autistic. Like rain man
1. Buy Poots at close.
2. Sell Poots at open.
3. Buy calls 2 hours in.
4. Sell calls 30 minutes before bell.
5. Repeat.
6. You’re welcome.
[+5] u/Able_Durian_1832: You fight to protect your past tax returns. Why?
[+5] u/Prestigious-Bother56: Qqq puts overnight won’t regret it
[+5] u/StandardChaseScene: I was thinking about how the traditional Nvidia post-earnings plummet might get reversed by the Samsung strike and then realized I've just become a caricature of the Pepe Silvia meme.
[+5] u/fabledsoe: Holding through Jen’s call and getting wasted
[+5] u/Routine_Tip_4966: Meta call after it dips even further tmrw for after Nvidia earnings?
[+5] u/blitzdunce: bruh these sugar free protein shakes give me crazy shits
[+5] u/alone-in-the-chat: Guys are we fucked ?
[+5] u/bdh2067: He’s a syphilitic ancient pedophile So who knows?
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Still down bigly on my Soxs position but on the bright side I only had to pay sales tax on my new car after the trade in value and not the actual sales price. Not sure if the lady at the dmv just had a crush on me.
[+5] u/TheyCallMeCool1: Tomorrow is gap up day
[+5] u/tzuica_de_mar: bro trading in binary 💀
[+5] u/Ok_Educator_7079: Im enjoying the bag holding. If that’s what you mean lol
[+22] u/3brcuse: "South Korean retail investors are pulling savings, fixed deposits, and life insurance funds to buy SK Hynix and Samsung Electronics."
[+16] u/OG_L0c: "To become rich, you must risk becoming poor." - Plato, 369 B.C.
[+14] u/Important_Yoghurt722: https://preview.redd.it/sow7t0svf62h1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=588de318b6a262bd2fdfb2e306f9b0439d1daaf2
[+13] u/No_Needleworker9613: QQQ at 699. Yup it's over, freak the fuck out and sell everything
[+12] u/ChreeKnowsBest: It’s a bear trap, no bull trap, no bea- I give up. We’re all trapped
[+12] u/OneJellyfish5980: I don't know if my port is gonna be $35 or $15,000 on friday
[+11] u/jonneh: KOSPI bros 😭
Just put the kimchi in the bag 🥬😭
[+10] u/the_mind_goblin1: koreans being absolute degenerates is so funny
[+10] u/hiphopanonomos: Our only new jobs are healthcare. Factor out those we lost 550k jobs last year alone. Fucking healthcare based economy lmao sounds super bullish
[+9] u/SeaweedLeft9746: Imagine being bullish with $8 gallon gas 😂
[+9] u/Spicyboi981: Think I’m done paying taxes tbh, they can just deport me
[+9] u/fish_: I love when people call your plays “gambling” in a condescending way like it’s some sort of gotcha…like yea retard I’m trying to get rich and if i have to lose it all a few times first it’s a small price to pay. Nobody has ever had a good time buying VOO, grow a pair
[+8] u/FrequentUpperDecker: Is it normal to change brokerages just because you want a restart in your all time account returns
[+8] u/jeffynihao: MU will be 900 by EOD tomorrow when Samsung strikes happen.
Sam Altman will gobble up everything and pay with monopoly money until 2035 and a trust me bro, I'm good for it.
[+8] u/PrisonGlobe: I bought a bunch of $NVDA calls so sorry it’s going down.
[+8] u/bitchfart007: DRAM BAGHOLDERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[+8] u/Infinite-Mine5720: SPY up the rest of the week please. Then I’ll sit on the sidelines for a bit
[+8] u/QJ04: Gonna declare bankruptcy tomorrow
[+8] u/unikuenobody: Very downy. Fuck you Mu.
[+8] u/spez_eats_nazi_ass: Sell overpriced equities to buy suppressed oil.
[+7] u/jeffynihao: People who are innocent don't need to pardon themselves lol
[+7] u/Rare-ish_Birb: I feel like Robinhood should have a dirt cam on every trader screen, so we could just watch guys make stupid moves in real time. We could vote them up or down, give fake gold or funny emojis, worst trades make it to the front page, etc.
What y'all think?
[+7] u/purpleinme: Anyone who doesn’t kiss the ring gets voted out. Crazy how brainwashed these retards are.
[+7] u/OneJellyfish5980: Gas went up a dollar overnight by me. I love filling up gas cuz I fill up my work truck with the company credit card and it's funny seeing how much it's gone up cuz it's not my money. And then I waste my own money buying Papa Johns calls
[+7] u/jbaker_28: END ASIAN HATE
(Asians, hating their stocks)
[+7] u/yyzindieee: Laughing imagining the koreans desperately selling off for no reason for a V in 20 min time.
[+7] u/Micheal_Hancho: We are either above 740 or back to 722 EOW. There is no in between
[+7] u/pmotiveforce: Why, "mo money mo problems" type of thing?
[+6] u/ComfortablePiglet842: If you risk all your money on nvda tomorow youre likely gonna end up at wendys...as the owner
[+6] u/kinkyhentai69: Retards at the gates
[+6] u/poopieuser909: options.. expired
call... bought
portfolio... liquidated
margin... called
[+6] u/opiewann: You’re all acting like you haven’t seen this movie before… green by open
[+6] u/Dude_HaHa: # I don't even care about VIX. I just wanna see US10Y at 10%. VIX would be nice at 100, but a little lower will do. 😹
[+6] u/7fingersDeep: This kinda stuff is actually hilarious: "President Trump announced that he was postponing a military strike on Iran originally planned for today, citing “serious negotiations” now underway and the arrival of an updated Iranian proposal."
[+6] u/Dude_HaHa: # Futures taking a giant shit, right on Bols chest LMAO
[+6] u/0DTEKing: Who else got life time tax audit immunity along with his children? 🤔
[+6] u/NewlyOld31: The futures V is already in full effect.
[+6] u/NoTone5350: Let’s do another run . Prayers for pump
Mu intc amd qqq
[+6] u/music_is_gud: Sloppy soft dong shreking
[+6] u/OneJellyfish5980: Power Plant Day and Bridge Day Imminent. All Praise to Allah!
[+5] u/Extreme_Coast8002: Damn Oklo might lose my cost basis this week.
[+5] u/kinkyhentai69: Tmrw green, the scam must go on
[+5] u/A_lonely_impulse: I bought soxl at 190 last week. And today sold it at 145.
So it will fly up tomorrow.
Took one for the team.
[+5] u/United_Onion_56: What should I yolo tomorrow I'm feeling extra retarded
[+5] u/mysuruhuduga: What is WSB sentiment towards Nvda earnings ?
It’s either going to 240 or 196
[+5] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Asia (as per usual) with the “2 fo wan” dump
[+5] u/SpyBagholder: I hate bear hunter 😡
[+5] u/Icy-Tea-2954: Bears way over confident on NVDA earnings
[+5] u/OneJellyfish5980: The autistic obsession on this board for only trading calls iss funny
[+5] u/AccidentDesperate5: LOL you bears really thought NVDA was going to crater tonight
[+5] u/isolated-cat: futures trying hard to V and then getting shot down
[+5] u/LeakMyBigBowls: Always in shambos, never in lambos
[+5] u/nknk_3: Always remember no matter how much you lose, there is still another day when you can lose more
[+5] u/stupidber: Arizona spelled backwards is still Arizona
[+5] u/ShutupBird69: More SNDK! It’s on sale with NVDA earnings tomorrow
[+5] u/HerezahTip: Sometimes I come here just to farm the memes from the comments. Some good shit in there
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: bulls piping up before 8 pm, u love to see it
[+5] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: Who is more degenerate Japan or Korean traders
[+5] u/Creative-Process-789: Trump gonna fuck up Iran in 2 or 3 days if they don't do a deal. Where have I heard that before
[+5] u/DuAbUiSai: That goog io event was such a nothing burger
[+5] u/Warm_Contribution_75: Bruh I’m ngl, I gotta make that money back now, bring in the next wave
[+5] u/nanobot_1000: DRAM hit my -10% stop loss around 10am, then pumped WTF
[+5] u/APOLARCAT: Nice try today SPY.. maybe they wrote a better tomorrow for you :(
[+5] u/PreparationFuture792: NVDA will not save us
[+5] u/Own-Cauliflower-6992: WTF since when are 3 red days in a row allowed? I hope my psychic takes payment in crumpled McChicken wrappers because I have a bone to pick with Milton Friedman
[+5] u/2MuchSend: We all know your kid can't fuckin read.
[+5] u/chilicheezii: Sorry the line you are trying to call has been deactivated
[+5] u/pumpkin1986: Yields are telling me Iran deal soon
[+5] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: Sell your calls and buy shares in a week
[+5] u/Such-Ice1325: Where tf is the jpow sticker you regards
[+5] u/OneJellyfish5980: You can now buy Semi stocks with Melania Coin BREAKING
[+5] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Ah crap I’m the exit liquidity
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: # IM MUTARDED AND I DONT CARE WHO KNOWS IT
[+5] u/Informal-Composer226: Do not regret trimming everything for sls right now
[+5] u/TheMostMid: My weird indicator if wmt is above 133 we’re fucked
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: ASTS is the ticket to financial freedom.
[+5] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: I sold my Nvidia calls for small loss today didn’t have the balls to hold for earnings
[+5] u/guy_cloutier: We must give credit to Trump about oil price suppression.
It proves that traders are the dumbest people on earth
[+5] u/cashflow_: The size of the hummus I got with dinner
[+5] u/lndnmdn: The time before Asia session doesn't matter, then Asia session doesn't matter, then London session doesn't matter, then pre-market doesn't matter
[+29] u/1goodthingaboutmuzic: Real talk: Fuck cancer.
[+12] u/ThanktheLord_33: I called Barron Trump today to tell his dad to pump the market, yw.
[+12] u/TreeofLibertyFood: Semiconductor just means truck driver, you guys.
[+12] u/No-Improvement3164: $75 for half tank of gas. Way too much wining.
[+11] u/PropheticMurmurs: NVDA earnings is earnings for MU as well.
NVDA will beat hard and MU will rocket.
$800 EOW.
[+11] u/DesignerSea494: Damn, I want, “Forever Immunity” from the IRS. How do I get that?
[+10] u/beerstearns: I asked chatgpt to “mine me 1 bitcoin you bitch” and it legit couldnt do it. This ai craze is a flop
[+10] u/lococommotion: I’m glad I loaded up on MU today
[+9] u/Solid_Direction_8929: # NVDA Gang Members Checking In!
[+9] u/RampantPrototyping: Girl its not a micropenis, its a MICRONpenis
[+9] u/WrappedRocket: Please be green tomorrow, I forget how the color looks
[+8] u/optionsCone: They’re saying $800+ after hours tomorrow
Stock so 🔥 no need to mention it
[+8] u/mayorolivia: Whole market will be green after Nvidia reports
[+8] u/Bcider: Oil is really fucked. It’s amazing how long they can keep the charade going.
[+8] u/Mozart69-Nice: !banbet nvda 42069 1d
[+7] u/Independent-Tree-985: homeboy in front of me threw a banana peel out his window like it was Mario kart
[+7] u/Purple_Bearkat: I’m certain NVDA is going to dump, or pump, or just trade sideways tomorrow after hours.
[+7] u/Tay_Tay86: Another cool fact about South Korea. Almost 80% of their oil comes directly from the strait of hormuz. Which means their last boats have already arrived.
EWY poots
[+7] u/Jerseydevil317: “The President doesn’t sit at the Oval Office on his computer on his Robin Hood account buying and selling stocks” - JD Vance
Idk that seems like a pretty specific denial and exactly what I do at work
[+6] u/Adventurous-Quit-669: Gonna claim 50b irs refund
Then pay whoever to declar IRS immunity, since that exists now 😎
[+6] u/mousepop321: That’s no way to talk to your sister
[+6] u/ilikemgs: Fidelity is trash btw. Limits you to 200 contracts for one order for a 0dte.
What if I wanna yolo 10k? They want to keep you poor!!
[+6] u/Aware_Secret_8910: The amount of stress I get sitting on my chair and just looking at lines go up and down is absurd. I need to stop rotmaxxing and start lifemaxxing. Maybe go out and do things
[+6] u/RoyalFail6: NVDA is going to destroy me, but I’m used to it ☺️
[+6] u/theSherlockView: Had my first 6 figure day with Abaxx ripping 21% on Silver futures contract launch news
[+6] u/Rajiiin: NVDA earning yoli whishpering to me like the green goblin mask help
[+6] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: Last time NVDA was deep red after earning was during Second World War. You know what to do
[+6] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: Best 4 ways to get rich quick in 2026:
1. Teaching people how to make money on YouTube
2. Make YT video “3 next Nvda stocks to buy” with surprised pikachu face
3. Be AI pimp. Get a bunch of girls to sell pics on OF
4. Slaughter the bears
[+6] u/BillyShears2015: It’s pretty crazy how once you lose enough on options, buying shares leveraged 10x with margin seems like it’s practically zero risk.
[+6] u/l34ch_r: Happy NVDA earnings eve everyone!
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: I paid 130 dollars for gas are we winning yet
[+5] u/zuziannka: Robinhood needs to get a trial stop loss
[+5] u/darkspherei: lol mango front running war stocks and y'all are bullish
[+5] u/insertnamehere-----: Hello, I just checked my bank account a few minutes ago and was wondering if any of you could help me figure out where all my money went. I could swear I was up just last week.
With regards, WSB regard #2598
[+5] u/PatFenis77: Its Bear Territory now. Time to go back into hiding bulls.
[+5] u/BillyShears2015: So I guess Korea is just gonna tank the rest of the semi market to preserve Samsungs market share. Where’s 🥭 and his tariffs when you need them
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Isn’t this the same trade?
[+5] u/Efficient-Lettuce-84: Why did bonds and oil just blip
[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: Should of went all in on coke, 900% since 2020
[+5] u/_RAPTORMAN_: Destroyed the port today. So new game plan. Hit a 3x tomorrow, moderate gains. And then hit a 5x Thursday to break even from today.
[+5] u/WetLumpyDough: Okay, why did you guys vote for 🥭. He’s fucking my shit up
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: I'VE GOT
A BIG FAT FUCKIN BONE TO PICK
WITH $MU MY DARLING
[+5] u/Unemployable1593: [NVDA Earnings Call](https://www.reddit.com/r/sounding/)
[+5] u/nemo_hoesss: Nokia everyone is waiting
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: What the fuck is a kospi, is that like a perogi
[+5] u/Dysbit: Even 0dte is rigged man, what is this dicking around 7350
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: I guess tomorrow is the big drop up to NVDA earnings. If they don't show accelerating growth.... Then Thursday is AI black Thursday.
Just keeping it real.
[+5] u/prana_fish: Can we get the $NVDA pump and dump earnings over with already?
[+5] u/Frosty-Search: Even with Nvidia crushing earnings, the past months run up has effectively already priced it in. Approach with caution
[+5] u/NiceJobSon: All I want is to have a glass of wine with a good looking woman by a cozy fire. And as the driving rain beats down on the windows, we will hold each other close and discuss trading strategies for the impending economic collapse.
[+5] u/TheBigCheese514: I’ve been getting into GRPN. Seems to be a lot of short interest and people are buying
[+5] u/Gullible_Ad3785: You see red and think the game is rigged
I see you and think bag holder.
[+5] u/RazDoStuff: Service NOW back to 110 EOW
[+5] u/wyudtix: Massie losing is bearish af. Iran war probably gonna resume now
[+5] u/Blyrone__Blashinton: Let’s go nvda pump-a-pia
[+5] u/Quick-Ad1830: Prolly should get some Taco Bell 2night for vibes and what the markets going to do overnight
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: Imagine paying high gas price but still got nuked
Bol port tomorrow
[+5] u/NiceOwner: Slight pull back today for tomorrows rocket up🚀
[+20] u/imusuallydrunkatnine: Why do I stare at futures when I full well know that nothing matters until 9:30 am
[+19] u/infinitewaters107: If you’re a billionaire like mango’s family and get accused of insider trading, you’re not really doing it for money at that point but just for the love of the game.
[+10] u/DoubleFamous5751: Don’t mind me, just buying tops and selling bottoms 👌
[+10] u/iamjt: Fuck me my github copilot costs are going x8 to 80k per user per annum.... That's like one junior headcount and I have 100+ users and most of then are just prompting for fun
Are we sure there is efficiency 😂
[+9] u/BeaverSack: Warsh: in lieu of cutting interest rates, we will be setting a mandatory federal minimum wage of $1,000,000 / hr
[+8] u/Wonderful-Sun-2794: WTF is a bond and why is it yielding ?
[+8] u/A_Chair_Bear: I understand now why truckers are fat. $5 for two hotdogs, nuggets, fries, and a drink at sheetz is diabolically cheap in this economy. 10/10 would kill my artery again.
CALLS on UNH
[+8] u/skymagic: made $85 today, thinking of starting a finfluencer youtube channel 😎
[+8] u/Reasonable_Roger: BREAKING: CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN AS THE BEST CEREAL BY GOLD STANDARD VACCINE RESEARCHERS AT THE NIH. TRUE AMERICANS HAVE KNOWN THIS TO BE TRUE FOR YEARS.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
[+8] u/Alert-Pipe-3005: Bruh I'm gonna sue myself and be rich AF bro. I'll be both plaintiff and defendant and I know all the shit that guy does
[+8] u/cripky: high yields kinda fucking it up rn for everyone ngl
[+8] u/pegasusCK: Institutions are mass dumping stocks to grab the bonds at these rates (insane 14 year high about to hit 4.7). It's directly causing downward force on the whole market.
I feel like we should have seen a drive up in Nvidia today the day before earnings and then a pull back after earnings.... That drive up has basically been sideways. And that makes me think a pullback is going to be MUCH bigger than the expected 6.5% drop the market is baking in.....
Either way Puts on Nvidia for the 22nd should be free money.
Gonna drop a conservative put tomorrow...
I'm gonna drop 5k on Nvidia puts with a strike of 215. It's expensive at about $4.50 per contract but should legitimately be free money.
[+8] u/RogerBalderer: I cashed out 60% of my port yesterday with massive gains to buy a house. THANKS MANGO
[+8] u/infinitewaters107: If things ever got really bad, the US could always copy what China does: forcibly close the casino so no one can sell.
Make bear markets literally illegal 🐻.
[+7] u/miata_only: Nobody is really even sure how bonds work there's no way they're going to move the market much, you guys.
[+7] u/solid_snake1994: I know I’ve said this 2 days in a row now but we pumping tomorrow
[+7] u/SolomonKings7: MemeVDA ER will repump the market back ATH
[+6] u/skymagic: it's Jensen vs oil and bonds in the octagon tomorrow 💪
[+6] u/burrowed_greentext: STOP 🛑
DRINK SOME WATER 💦
CONTINUE 🟢
[+6] u/SuperbSandwich: Everyone repeat it with me:
\*I WILL NOT OVERTRADE TOMORROW\*
[+6] u/sirgattaca: The AH action on tech is really f'ing weird and all over the place
[+6] u/extremelosses: UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN
[+6] u/AfraidAnalyst: Going to be a lot of new faces at the Wendy’s dumpster this weekend
[+6] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Poised to lose more money tomorrow. Lost 10k today.😔
[+6] u/SpecialTrust2045: SEOUL, May 20 (Yonhap) -- Samsung Electronics Co.'s union said Wednesday it will proceed with the strike scheduled for later this week, arguing management has rejected a government-mediated proposal.
[+6] u/Comfortable_Goal9110: I just need DRAM to rebound so I can be positive on it and then set a stop loss and stop stressing
[+5] u/Trollzore: Jensen signing
tittie-li-do’s tomorrow!!!
[+5] u/username2571: Nvda earnings going to get memory stocks pumping again.
[+5] u/Xzlk: Economy went from “fire Jerome Powell bc he won’t cut rates” to TLT all time lows in 6 months. Chaos right? Nope, equities still at all time highs. This shit is going to be biblical.
[+5] u/Molten-Helldiver: Futes being spastic tonight
[+5] u/SlfImpr: I have good intuition but my timing is wrong
>When I buy, it goes down,
When I sell, it goes up,
When I hold, it goes down,
When I sell covered calls (I'm talking AMD, INTC, MU, MRVL, NBIS), it rockets to the moon,
When I buy back my covered calls early at 30-50%, they go to 80-90%
I could be rich but I am barely beating S&P500 by 5%-10% 😭😭😭
[+5] u/Fluid_Product6292: !banbet NVDA $238 2d
[+5] u/Lanky_Chard3288: Slept through the opening bell and missed my chance to sell my MSFT calls and left 300% on the table.
So,
MSFT 5/29 $425c
MSFT 5/22 $422.5c
ASTS 5/29 $88c
ARCHR 7/17 $7c
UPS 1/15 $90c
[+5] u/Ok_Percentage5920: MU was a deadcat bounce wasn't it...
[+5] u/HowIsEmuWarriorTaken: God, just double my money this year so i can retire before Christmas, amen
[+5] u/Deer2011: Only punks down vote!
[+5] u/Away-Organization747: Is the samsung strike over? Stock mooning
[+5] u/potentialPast: that's a lot of "it could have been worse" days in a row
[+5] u/BepisHasAutism: At this rate I need a retest of 750 SPY just to have a small profit on my calls
[+5] u/nyse25: MOOOOMMM FUTES ARE ACTING GAY AGAIN
[+19] u/Early-Elderberry-150: Three big catalysts for MU tomorrow
- Samsung strikes
- JPM conference before market open
- NVDA earnings beat
1/3 dominoes has fallen, could see a big gap up tomorrow and Thursday.
Bers r fuk
[+16] u/peterpeer9: Thankfully gas prices can never go above $9.99 since most of the signs only have three digits
[+13] u/raspapi: i’m shitting on a pigeon tomorrow markets will go up
[+12] u/Life-Industry-1131: I’m sure there’s tons of times where experienced, smart investors buy a stock and then it immediately dumps 17% within DAYS of owning it. Right ?
RIGHT ?? ??
[+10] u/Hellmale: From now on I will only trade 0dte😝
[+10] u/OkRecommendation1040: YouTube is such a fucking turd holy shit 1 minute unskippable ad 3 times in a video and these fucks don’t even auto skip it
[+10] u/GoProVI: Spy… now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord for SPY to peak, and if it drills before I wake, I pray the Lord my port to take Amen
[+8] u/derprondo: When you're a star, they let you do anything you want. Make your kids and businesses completely immune from the IRS for the rest of their lives.
[+8] u/chainer3000: Excited to see if MU headlines start rolling out before open. I’m expecting their conference to generate some buzz and nobody’s really talking about it
[+8] u/notthatcpl: I think things are in a holding pattern until Nvidia earnings tomorrow and the Iran conflict wraps up.
[+7] u/hayleybts: Asian markets are such a you know paper hands
[+7] u/pajaemainroad: Plz NVDA save the market...and my calls 🙏
[+7] u/AnythingNo444: Im so fucking tired of the BS here. unfuny redditors thinking they’re comedians trying to make a joke instead of saying anything market related
Have to scroll 20 minutes to even SEE ONE PERSON posting “What are your moves tomorrow”
For me? Tomorrow im not buying any contracts, holding my shares, and bracing for the volatility across the entire tech sector after NVDA beats earnings
[+7] u/tristis_veritas: They couldn't even wait until positive net income before enshittification.
They're lighting so much money on fire it's happening light speed at pre-profitable.
[+7] u/__nameless____: We've been close to a deal since the start of the war. In fact, even before the war, we've been very close to a deal. They say it's the best deal no one has ever seen.
[+6] u/idgafbroski: Sadly the winner was always Jane Street
[+6] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Holy fuck bro if you go to the WallStreetBets daily thread for market discussion instead of shitposts, I don’t even know what to tell you.
You’re hopeless.
I genuinely can’t understand how anyone without severe brain damage would look at this place, specifically the daily thread, and think “why isn’t there more serious stock discussion.”
[+6] u/sharkenleo: Why did Korea just crash immediately after touching green?
[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: I went from 50k to 7k with options in like two weeks. What should I do now to make it back?
[+6] u/dickwheelies: All these ai models now have super strict limits. Is this the sign of the bubble?
[+6] u/Happy-n-Healthy: When anybody tells you money isn't everything, ask them if they will pay your rent this month!
[+6] u/Scalpaholic: Are MU 🐻s a blood sacrifice to the heathen chaos gods of the broader Market 🐻 population?
Did we just get the 2nd Great Recession crash catalyst as MU sucks everything into a Shrek Dong of Doom?
[+6] u/Mission_Ad_6234: Need a 1000% play to break even . Any thoughts
[+6] u/Impossible_Top242: So obvious play here is to wait til mid day and buy nvda puts
[+5] u/TraditionalRock9626: just go to valueinvesting
[+5] u/swampassOG: Buying more hood if this keeps up
May even, dare I say, HEDGE MY POSITION
[+5] u/PhysInstrumentalist: I think everyone wants out of their positions, both sides
[+5] u/hayleybts: Did they just move on to bonds and left us here?
[+5] u/aa73gc: Yoyo market all fun and games until the string breaks
[+5] u/Exciting-Layer1963: Where Donny T when we need the pump
[+5] u/memmolemmo: Doing things on time is the hard choice. Procrastination is the easy choice. Most people will procrastinate. Raising rates is the hard choice. Hyperinflation is the easy choice. What do you think our leaders will choose?
TSLA 500C 6/19
[+5] u/MayorMcCheezz: Rumor has it the government started contracting with bald eagles to deal with the pigeon problem.
[+5] u/booster_gold__: Can't go wrong with 0dte SPY. Pick a direction and have fun!
[+5] u/CanadianAbroad7: Once again the entire market is hanging off the tip of Jensen’s Huang
[+5] u/hayleybts: I'll buy a leather jacket just turn this shit green
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: Jensen Hung gonna hulk cockslap the market tomorrow
[+5] u/LOTTO1004: yall see that last candle on SPY just now LOL
[+5] u/BenisSpaghetti: If you don't utilize impeccable grammar when shitting on bears, we can't be friends. 📝
[+11] u/moorhound: Ok, I just looked into MU and other RAMmie's post-settlement clause model they've been doing on RAM orders.
Quick rundown for the regarded: since February, RAM producers have went away from the fixed-price model (both sides agree on a price, shake hands, manufacturers deliver and buyers pay it off) to a model where producers can change the price *after delivery* until full settlement. Basically, "you bought this for X, but now you've gotta pay X+Y".
Micron, SK Hynix, and Samsung all started this around the same time, and they control 90% of global RAM production. With Samsung (~36% of global production) having to possibly spool down for this strike and not being able to spool back up for quite a while, RAM spot price is going to skyrocket, and this might possibly put this whole AI rally's face to the pillow and fuck it to the dirt.
Samsung bowing out is expected to spike RAM prices an additional 50%+, after the almost 100% raise we had in Q1. Spot prices for DRAM have already jumped 20% last week off of the *threat* of the strike.
The Big 3 rammies have also adopted a "no long-term contract" model and forcing buyers into quarterly/monthly agreements; Samsung wouldn't even let *Samsung* get long-term contracts for the Galaxy S26 production. (Protip: if you're an Android guy buy a fucking phone *now* if you need an upgrade).
This is gonna fuck *errbody*. But it's gonna chiefly fuck a few players:
1.) NVDA. They've got $500bn of Rubin orders locked, they can't ship those without HBM4, which they were relying on Samsung for.
2.) Tier-2 compute providers. Tier-1 hyperscalers like MSFT/AMZN/META/GOOGL are gonna feel the pain on longer wait times, but mark my words, WULF and APLD are *fucking fucked*. They're already in a dangerous game of letting CiP status on unbuilt compute save them from depreciation, having to add these extended leadtimes will actually kill them.
I'm posting this once, listen to it or don't. I know half of you fucks can't read beyond 13 words without having an aneurysm anyway, so TL,DR: Samsung fukt, tech fukt, bol fukt.
[+10] u/br0botic: The great thing about my portfolio is that when the market goes up, it goes down. And when the market goes down, it also goes down more.
[+8] u/WrexyWrex: I keep thinking about when he said "open the strait you crazy sons of bitches"
I think that's the realest thing he ever spoke
Like you could feel how panicked he was
[+8] u/Klutzy_Display6531: Tell me you don’t know anything about bond yields without telling me
[+7] u/DENIMSHORTS_840SCORE: **Dear SPY, I wrote you but you still ain't climbin'**
I checked the pre-market, the futures, and the after-hours timin'
I sent two limit orders back in autumn, you must not have filled 'em
There probably was a problem with the bid-ask or somethin'
Sometimes the spreads get wide when the volume's thin
But anyways, screw it, what's been up, man? How's your P/E?
My portfolio's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a bag-holder
If it's a ten-bagger I'ma name it TQQQ
I'ma name it after you
I read about the Fed announcement too, I'm sorry
I had a friend short himself over some puts that didn't print for him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest bull
I even got the weekly calls, the ones that expire Friday
I got a room full of your candlestick charts and I love 'em
I like when you gap up too, that was fun
Anyways, I hope you hit 600, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest degen
This is Stan
[+7] u/Heineken_500ml: Pump is coming I can feel it
[+7] u/DENIMSHORTS_840SCORE: RIP ODB aka Dirt McGirt aka the old. Dirty. Bastard.
[+7] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Watching Ed Edd n eddy to sleep
[+6] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: Fuk man, they took away our custom emojis, now took away our markups
[+6] u/skarfbeaulonee: Imagine how unlucky you'd have to be if you're the very last generation of humans to be born before apocalyptic extinction event.
[+6] u/S0Anon: I've solved the energy crisis. We go to every nuclear plant, and insert the rods 1 inch more. Energy prices drop. calls on UUUU, calls on SPY.
Barron dm me.
[+6] u/ASJ_slayer: 4 days in a row in the red. Are we in a recession?
[+5] u/NoProfessional4650: Lmao Samsung strike is on. Who would wanna work with an unreliable partner bruh. I feel for the workers but as a customer and shareholder it’s fucked.
[+5] u/RealPrinceZuko: Jacked to the tits with BULL calls. It's time
[+5] u/Nateleb1234: Oh look meta down overnight. Every day it's red. I'm so sick of this
[+5] u/ServoFFXI: My moves tomorrow are simple. I’ll beat my meat as I watch my portfolio of pure degenerate memory stocks only continue to collapse.
[+5] u/Napster-mp3: Anyone noticing banks having to close down around town?
[+5] u/LarryStink: GCC oil money -> us bonds/bills (denominated in USD) cash equivalent.
That liquidity is gone as shut ins and damaged infrastructure halts production and hormuz closure removes export capabilities.
Net Oil importers (Japan, and most of asia, Europe, Aus, etc.) Scrambling for dollars to fund increasing energy costs(mostly denominated in USD) sell assets to fund liabilities. Mostly US bonds stocks and gold.
This is the current regime we are in for the foreseeable future.
[+5] u/Weekly_One8412: dump oil you crazy bastards!
[+5] u/BabyGrogu69: I lost $500 in the market today but I made $600 in sports gambling after. Please NVDA crush earnings so I can stop
[+13] u/DryScratch7249: The more research I do, the worse my portfolio looks. I’m going back to vibe trading.
[+11] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Can they finally agree to a deal or start shooting again. It's rly hard to trade in this bullshit forever stalemate
[+10] u/i_simp_f: "best" for echo chamber
"controversial" for ragebait
"new" for bullshit
[+10] u/JPowTheDayTrader: Do you feel like you're just wasting your life?
[+9] u/Radiant-Place-6400: prediction for tomorrow: flat to slightly red
[+7] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: NVDA is gonna shit the bed tomorrow and take the rest of those fuckers down shortly with it
[+7] u/CamelotCosmos: The question is: will the 7DTE SPX calls I bought Friday get ANY value back
[+7] u/Altruistic_Branch241: Lost $700 in the real casino to compliment my $200 stock casino loss today. Chasing my losses in both casinos tomorrow.
[+7] u/SighRamp: MU moon if Samsung strike
[+6] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Where is my taco Tuesday
[+6] u/Beloved_Mango: Got back into Pokemon Go recently. Hadn’t played since the big boom 10 years ago. Turns out Niantic is an AI company now after making an AI model with all that juicy data. Best part is they sold Pokemon Go to a Saudi company that will now be able to make their own AI models to probably sell American data to Russia and China. Maybe Putin will enjoy the pics of Mewtwo and me shitting together on the toilet.
[+6] u/BoostMobileGuy: Some of you will get a call Friday morning. A Margin call..
[+6] u/llasar17: they knew i didnt have the money to cover it when they gave me it!
[+6] u/KindlyTie6602: Is cash still trash? Not seeing very many good options.
[+5] u/plantsarehealthy: Possible -3% day after the fed minutes?
[+5] u/Hwangoutpltr: Another Tuesday smoking gas station dick pills 💊
[+5] u/llasar17: titties!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[+5] u/StonksInvesteur: I AM NOT FUCKING TRADING UNTIL PAPA JENSEN FINSHES HIS SPEECH
[+5] u/UnknownM007: Who remembers when oil futures had $600 margin requirements. Good times
[+5] u/jijitalk: Can’t stop beating my meat to Cathie Wood. I need to seek help.
[+5] u/Independent_Swing537: If I just lost my kids college fund on 0dte puts and you said to me “how do you like that gay bear?”, fist being thrown is a possibility for sure.
[+5] u/-0x00000000: Loaded to the tits on SPY & NVDA
[+5] u/-0x00000000: That’s good, right? I’m in the clear, right?
I’m just gonna pretend like what you said is good.
[+5] u/BeginnersDuck777: You think you’re going to profit as the country crashes. lol The fucking delusion in here. Jesus Christ.
[+5] u/Plus_Lawfulness3000: What’s everyone’s play tomorrow? I wanna yolo something
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: Oh shit. It’s actually over.
[+5] u/demonhunterking: Samsung strike proceed. Buy micron!!!
[+5] u/bikkhu42: Best of luck regards. Buy calls
[+5] u/kumako10: Where can I see bond yields?
[+5] u/MIKl124: Will buy MU at market open so load your puts guys
[+5] u/Guapglocksndsticks: In honor of this historic comeback by Brunson and his Knicks, I will be full porting NVDA $240 calls at 8:30 am sharp.
[+12] u/dreggminster: NVDA on the breakout
[+11] u/Spare-Capital-3347: I NEED MU TO MUUUOON
[+10] u/silverbulls8: Even if NVDA beats, it feels like the markets will dump anyway
[+10] u/softboiledjadepotato: October 30, 2024, I woke to find my position in SMCI dropped 30%.. Searching for an article why, a link to a WSB post on SMCI was towards top of the list.. Having not visited WSB before and curious, I clicked on it.
1 year and half later, somehow, miraculously, am still solvent.
[+10] u/Jerikolol: Mr Gorbachev, tear down this 10 year US bond yield.
[+9] u/SenileOldDude: Every single time i have to work over 13 hours, i immediately get pissed that i lost over 200k from options lmao. Should’ve fucking withdrawn the money FML
[+8] u/Sad-Literature-5341: I just read all of your posts and there is one thing you have in common. You guys dont know shit
[+8] u/Embarrassed-Wind1347: The price of MU is slowly climbing. Is it affected by the Samsung strike?
[+7] u/claytondpark: Make up your mind ghey futures
[+6] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Calls on memory due to strike econ 101
[+6] u/SinStockGuy: Hot take: Maude Apatow > Sidney Sweeney.
Also, calls on data centers.
[+6] u/softboiledjadepotato: Fills me with so much joy, all the graduates booing tone deaf commencement speeches glazing Ai
[+5] u/Hearts08: Samsung workers are set to strike. DRAM calls*
[+5] u/Waverun: Hoping tomorrow I don’t continue to get rammed by DRAM 🙏
[+5] u/Prematurid: Because price go up, not down. Never down.
[+5] u/madcowdiseasereeee: guys it’s recovering. full port calls or no bols
[+5] u/Altair82: MU 1000 was promised to wsb fomos 3000 years ago
[+5] u/Urinal_Zyn: I guess 0DTE Spy puts again. I didn't wanna do it but goddamn.
[+5] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: orango timing the iran peace deal with nvidia earnings for the biggest pump in history
$MSFT -1,1%
[+5] u/Chrg88: Green candles don’t get me amped up anymore. I need a stronger hit
[+13] u/cloudsofgrey: I have so much MU I am crying right now like Matthew McConaughey in Intersteller watching it pump
[+9] u/NonBalisticSniper: I need Nvidia to break 235 today or else I'm gonna end up being the broken one.
[+9] u/OscarCapac: It's ALWAYS when you trim that it goes up another 10% the next day 😂
[+9] u/pussinbuuts: after a few days of insanity the market is back to normal pumping semis 10% every day
[+8] u/pingoo26: MU bros punching the air
[+8] u/tortoisepump: Me: I'm really looking forward to tomorrow after market close
Wife: wow you remembered our anniversary?
Me: guess I'm gonna get fucked twice
[+8] u/ObviousDoxx: Bears are so soy
“Heh, enjoy the party while it lasts kid… this time next month, you’ll be wishing you’d stockpiled beans… see all this around you? It ain’t gonna last…”
10 years straight
[+8] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Insiders have the leaked nvidia earnings and are buying
[+7] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Show of hands who has lost at least 20% of net worth to theta 😭🤦♂️
[+7] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: Market will be boring and ghay rest of the week
[+7] u/Open_Obligation_1624: MU road to 1100 within 2 weeks times
[+7] u/MadDabbed: Cmon NVIDIA save the entire market
[+7] u/d3sp: Btw full port memory now
[+7] u/unbenchhench: bears get faked out everytime
[+7] u/Extreme_Marketing865: Green SPY and MSFT red, harmony has been restored
[+7] u/AlertPen4796: It's Nvidia earning today and I already cummed 3 times today
[+7] u/ozarkabottle: rofl samsung is green. strike is fake and ghey to raise memory prices. micron moon tomorrow
[+7] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: I have a feeling nvidia is gunna take off after earnings
[+7] u/Ok_Ambassador_4311: I must be dreaming if this continues
[+7] u/Nearby_Success3864: please don't rugpull this pump, i am asking nicely just this once
[+6] u/Objective_Back_2581: Study these words:
Ber anoos gap
[+6] u/ratman573: Chinese semis absolutely ripping
[+6] u/unbenchhench: damn we mooning today?
[+6] u/zurijer: FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND SELL EVERYTHING!
Just practicing for tomorrow
[+6] u/Sea_Trip_8941: Maybe the Iran president and 🥭 can give each other bro jobs and make peace
[+6] u/Goody2Shoes92: Nvda literally always smashes and does nothing. Then rallies for random two weeks in a month to new ATH
[+6] u/SKJ_2012: MU gave everyone the best buying opportunity yesterday, hope everyone loaded up
[+6] u/rhododenendron: Anyone can lose money on the stock market, but do you have the courage to lose it all?
[+6] u/steem99: idk what to think anymore honestly. im tired boss
[+5] u/NonBalisticSniper: Open the fuckin' casino, you crazy Bastards, or you will be DUMPSTER DIVING BEHIND WENDY's.
[+5] u/thefrozen_one: It doesn’t matter whether you’re Bullish or Bearish.
The only thing that matters is that you make profit or not.
That is all the institution ever thinks about
[+5] u/TreGet234: Congrats MU faithful. Deciples shall be rewarded in valhalla.
[+5] u/mingesniffa6969: It’s going well! Everyone watch out for fucking birds! In fact don’t even fucking go outside!
[+5] u/not_a_pudding: NVDA needs to beat earnings, blow out guidance, data center to space. Anything else, whole market will crash.
[+5] u/trent_upscale: I want a woman with a double gut and a Garfield night shirt
[+5] u/Affectionate-Idea690: 270 bruh with a high of 280.
[+5] u/mr_stupid_face: I wore my leather jacket in the sauna today.
Super torqued for earnings tomorrow!
[+5] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: Nvdguh earnings up, all is priced in
[+5] u/SignificanceLate7002: Do cupcakes require that much chewing?
[+14] u/Zfreezy: I've seen what I've needed to see. Calls at open
[+11] u/VirgillMastercard: Why is oil down? Last time I checked the strait was still closed!
[+11] u/ismebbb: I'm 3x leverage nvda ready to have a steak dinner tomorrow or beg for a job behind Wendy's
[+10] u/Harp-Note: See? I totally knew we were gonna rebound. Don't look at my comment history.
[+9] u/calvin_tam: So much euphoria here, what's everyone smokin, can I have some
[+9] u/InternationalDot3937: Nvda will pump to 250 after earnings or I won't use toilet paper for a week
[+8] u/Impressive-Name5129: Fun fact.
Did you know that you can actually go to the Emergency room in your local hospita for your mental health.
In my country we have publicly funded emergency rooms, So you can literally just turn up.
It's good if you have lost all your money in GameStop
[+8] u/JuicyJohnny69: Everyone selling their bonds for MU space pump tonight on nvda earnings. Understandable
[+8] u/TipEmpty8429: I feel like other stocks have more to gain from a NVDA beat (if it happens) than NVDA itself
[+8] u/damnthatbooty: Just need a 1,000 point day on the Nasdaq I totally didn’t buy a lottery ticket version of a fucking NASDAQ call. I would never do that. Come on. Papa needs a new pair of shoes.
[+8] u/Beneficial-Tax-1776: so today is the day nvidia will pull up the market or kill it.
[+7] u/Robo_e: Market manipulators aren’t letting NVDA run like it wants too
[+7] u/SearchUsual5193: Institutions, people and the economy have too much to lose if NVIDIA crashes right now.
It's not gonna happen until 2027 same time.
Source: My ass.
[+7] u/Mrnrwoody: Gotta exit positions before EOD. NVIDIA always drops after earnings
[+7] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Believe it or not: pigeon
[+7] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: just imagine the crash...
we can only imagine because somehow it doesn't happen
[+7] u/thrillho145: Big green couple days, then massive crash for nvda earnings after market, then huge V next day
[+7] u/pineapplelover212: Maybe some news is cooking because oil is 2.2% down. Not seen this in recent days , until before the Axios peace announcement 2 weeks ago
[+6] u/mneymaker: Oh boy, if this is a bull trap for the 20y auction to shit the bed, while all (we) regards are positioning for nvda earnings.....................................
[+6] u/llamaflocka: QQQ 720 Today I feel it
[+6] u/ismebbb: If NVDA earnings don't hit tomorrow I'm going to their headquarters in Santa Clara and stealing the employees catalytic converters in the parking lot
[+6] u/BoomerSharkBoy: good to see MU pumpin this hard but i also know it can dump this hard
[+6] u/Apprehensive_Rush497: Nvda could release info that it cured cancer and it would still dump
[+6] u/SearchUsual5193: The CEO of the stock market will tell his earnings today
[+6] u/Gortecz: Yall greedy bastards
[+6] u/AggravatingCrow897: Ahhh… Oil magically down, Bond Yields down, green dildos pre market……. I love the fuckery here. How did the Nikkei do?
[+6] u/guzzledglizzy: It’s no coincidence that trader can be shuffled around to spell retard
[+6] u/Born_Chocolate9295: new gemini ui is ugly. puts on google
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: Good luck to everyone throwing money down on NVDA earnings. Hope you don't get you anus torn apart
[+5] u/SxeySteve: This just doesn't feel like the beginning of the end yet. I think we have another leg up after NVDA reports
[+5] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: Over the course of my life, i’ve made some silly bets.
However, full porting my IBRK account on Rackspace Technology calls 5/22 exp takes the icing
And I bought Tilray in 2020
[+5] u/PulIthEld: Do you know anyone with a "condition" that are otherwise totally normal except they wont shut up about their "condition" but theres literally nothing wrong with them?
[+13] u/itsme971: OPEN THE DAMN CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+11] u/Iunatic: The year is 2038. NVDA has just hit a 200T market cap on the back of increased hyperscaler capex. MSFT is still trading at 415
[+10] u/yomama_yodaddy: I now know what a red day *feels* like before open.
Today is not a red day
[+9] u/CMac681: If my wife doesn’t quit calling my clothes “outfits” I’m going to lose it
[+8] u/PracticalMeeting5267: do NVDA chips have to go through the strait of hummus?
[+8] u/Lost_in_space424: Just be thankful you made some profit. Theres always another opportunity.
[+8] u/DoritoDustSnorter: this shit is astrology for men
[+8] u/DoritoDustSnorter: well u can't sell when it's red cus then you lose money so you gotta keep it until it's green
But then you can't sell because it's green and you gotta let your winners run.
[+7] u/oliver2022: I hope bers enjoyed their 5 days per year of gainz
[+7] u/Far_Addition1210: Ukraine has knocked another major Russian refinery out.
[+7] u/OkLength37: Shit myself in bed this morning, confirmed spy +2% today
[+7] u/saintmitchy: There should be a study of cults formed around stocks after a major bagholding event. Crazy phenomenon
[+6] u/Top-Sir-1215: Alright I admit I can’t figure out what the fuck any of this is worth
[+6] u/TheYearGuesser: Real talk....how tf do I know when to sell?
[+6] u/ScytherDOTA: His calls are expired? Pump it.
[+6] u/Syllabub_Visual: Truthfully, Elon is right, the whole AI field was built on betrayed trust and a STOLEN CHARITY and every single dollar made is a dollar that should’ve been going to charitable good. Nevertheless NVDA is probably gonna 10x again…
[+6] u/Regular_Leg405: I am a bear but I am always ready to partake in a good bull run
[+6] u/ArseHolder: the strait of hormuz looks crowded today in marinetraffic. calls for me
[+5] u/Initial-Magazine2169: As a Mu enjoyer, I'm hoping we haven't peaked in pre.
[+5] u/UMAD5: “Ex-Samsung chip boss says heavy investment by China in the memory market could crush the 414% DDR5 price spike within a year”
[+5] u/Loose-Report-5951: Get the calls ready for tomorrow
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: feeling *silly*...might do a *frolic* 🕺
[+5] u/whitehypeman: Happy taco Tuesday. Bombs would've dropped today, but taco
[+5] u/Primary-Effect-3691: My "undervalued" stocks ETF is now dominated by Micron, Intel, Qualcomm and Cisco which is hilarious
[+5] u/Desperate-Ring12: ONDS. Iron drone. Come to papa
[+5] u/dabblesest: Bers…
I know they’re fuk, the market knows they’re fuk, their parents know they’re fuk…
BUT do they know they’re fuk?
[+10] u/melvinzee: How long before orange starts calling Warsh worst fed ever for not cutting rates at 4% inflation?
[+10] u/gamersEmpire: Nvda to 10 trillion??
[+10] u/Mammoth-Fee1592: Are 1dte Spy calls for 745 retarded? I think I am going for it.
[+9] u/confused_teabagger: 3% down when it is over $100 is around $3 bitch, don't act like this is a crash.
[+8] u/Upset-Motor-2602: One of the best things to do for your trading career is to tune out the fucking news and the YouTube doomsayers.
[+8] u/Andymilez: Congrats to MRVL call holders
[+8] u/karo_r44: I’m sorry people i bought NVIDIA calls , the market gonna collapse and a few earth quakes gonna hit the Silicon Valley and world war 3 gonna start today
[+7] u/Bravadette: SPY 5-7DTE calls bought on Tuesdays and sold on thursdays.... infinite money glitch for now.
[+7] u/GrapefruitOrganic741: Its so easy NBIS 300 and SLS 30
[+6] u/sck178: +8.5% easy. Trust me
[+6] u/ComprehensiveKiwi489: Watched The Boys finale...I know this season gets criticized, but I still fuk with it.
[+6] u/DMND_Hands: God, its me again
Please just let DRAM Pump
*Amen*
[+6] u/joebeau99: Can’t believe the war is over for the 12th time already
[+6] u/JustCan6425: Everyone has been whining about yields rising and now stocks are green dildos at night? What’s going on?
[+6] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: Coffee is the best part of my day
[+6] u/BeautifulHoneydew316: What's your coping mechanism when your portfolio takes a dive?
I listen to Tibetan singing bowls and Zen the heck out.
[+6] u/analgape4206969: Well why tf didnt i buy calls at close yesterday
[+6] u/vanceraa: I’ve concluded that MSFT is essentially a 1X QQQ bear ETF
[+5] u/AusConsoleGamesLFG: "Can you deal with the most vital matters
by letting events take their course?
Can you step back from your own mind
and thus understand all things?
Giving birth and nourishing,
having without possessing,
acting with no expectations,
leading and not trying to control:
this is the supreme virtue."
Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching ☯️ ~400BC (translation by stephen mitchell )
[+5] u/aniote: When NVDA market cap surpasses US GDP, can Jensen legally become President ?
[+5] u/Rosella2562: Couldn’t sleep at all tonight, not even for a minute, terrible insomnia.
Thank god the market opens in a few hours so I can buy 0DTE MSFT calls and watch them go to zero 🙏🏻 I think my body needs the familiarity & routine of it, helps me relax ☺️
[+5] u/Appropriate-Unit1433: I recently discovered melatonin gummies. Best thing ever
[+5] u/CanadianNagboo88: Huge call day, theta gets their steamroller today