We need to talk about other straight options

Summary

• The post is a satirical shitpost pretending to “discover” alternate straits (Strait of Gibraltar) beyond the Strait of Hormuz, jokingly questioning the impact on oil prices.
• The author’s thesis is not serious — it’s a pun on “straight options” vs. “straits” — and contains no actual data, analysis, or directional view on oil or any asset.
• Quality assessment: pure noise / meme, not well-researched DD.