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[+30] u/Ferdoki: > GULF OFFICIALS FROM COUNTRIES TRUMP MENTIONED SAID THEY WERE NOT AWARE OF THE IMMINENT PLAN TO ATTACK IRAN: WSJ
lmao 🥭 straight up lied
[+23] u/abscando: It's going to be a very aladeen day isn't it
[+20] u/JustCan6425: Buying more MU and DRAM
[+19] u/mtnrnnr802: Day four of no caffeine. Headache is gone. We’re so back.
[+16] u/Disastrous_Cicada_41: starting to regret those overnight calls
[+16] u/Wishy: NOW is the time to buy.
[+15] u/Coogiez: Imagine buying micron at 815
Wait that was me 😔
[+15] u/FeverTreeCloud: Remember boys
We are only 1.5 years into 🥭 presidency
Are you not entertained? 💀
[+15] u/bitchfart007: Please let me get break even I dont even want profit anymore
[+14] u/AgitatedJump8459: This market will be red until enough bers have loaded puts and retail has panic sold only to violently reverse, rotate back into semis and memory and pump again
[+14] u/isolated-cat: MU at 666
Devil wears Micron
[+14] u/OptionGamble: Gotta have some crazy balls to buy puts in this market with random tweets pushing it up
[+13] u/mehmilani: If I make a chatbot company called regard.ai are you gonna buy in?
[+13] u/rapsfan1515: Imagine buying MU at 815 and SNDK at 1600 and now you’re bag holding for the next five years 😂😂😂
[+12] u/Smart_Influence2966: bullz make money, bers make money, pigs get slaughtered. wait a minute... am I the piggy?!!
[+12] u/blackboro: Micron can we get day off please...
[+12] u/powerboner: The way my 425 MSFT calls expired worthless yesterday is SO fetch!
[+12] u/Star_Lord924: Seriously fuck this market
[+12] u/Several-Bridge-6287: They funny thing is nobody will want these data centers using 70% of the power grid to make siri a better assistant. It all falls apart.
[+11] u/unbenchhench: there will never be a crash
[+11] u/degenforlife69: It can go down faster than it went up. Just saying
[+11] u/Individual_Error_428: Scrolling back to historical watchlist humbles one very quickly
[+11] u/Historical-Half-5377: Bought 220 shares of MU at $696, you’re welcome bears
[+11] u/G-IDIOTTHEMAN: Buy 100 shares on red day, repeat this a couple more times. Sell at 90% loss three years later. Is this investing?
[+10] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: I just started watching lost and I’m pretty sure all these people are dead and this is some type of purgatory
[+10] u/StockB0Y: Time to rotate into semis? They've had a slow week
[+10] u/KittyLover-7: Actually pathetic how they’re trying to bring oil down with these fake ass negotiations after this self inflicted issue yet it keeps grinding up slowly
[+10] u/ballsonreddit: Today gonna V
Me the last 2 days
[+10] u/WSB-mods-are-: MU putholders turned into millionaires today
[+9] u/da-pkitty: It’s my Service, and I need it Now!
[+9] u/Sensitive_nob: Trump still pretending he has a call in opening the strait. When it’s Iran calling the shots
[+9] u/ZealousidealSector19: Wish I would have full ported MSFT instead of my pick!
[+9] u/nigofe: Surely the little pullback has reached the bottom now, considering all the bears are out of hibernation rn
[+9] u/FeverTreeCloud: Ever since that pigeon 🐦⬛ post
Semi and AI stocks have retreated 😤
[+9] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Pick up bol, marge is calling 😘
[+9] u/nzholtok: Dram has destroyed my portfolio
[+8] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: SaaS is looking hot again 🤤
[+8] u/Historical-Cost1444: We now return to your regularly scheduled pump.
[+8] u/Delicious_Put_5857: "Several Gulf officials from some of the countries Trump mentioned said they were not aware of the imminent plan to attack Iran he described."
[+8] u/ElectronicShoulder26: Market needs a hard reset, refund all shares and let’s start from zero
[+8] u/collegefootballfan69: CRBS is the canary in the coal mine, but since we don’t use coal anymore its the pigeon that shits on WSB
[+8] u/svpa3991: Relationship with MU has ended, NOW is king
[+8] u/Marketdeigh: Adobe to the fucking moon you fucking cunt
[+8] u/LaserBeamer17: Damn so everyone switched from MU SNDK and DRAM to NOW? Fuck it
[+8] u/Radiant-Place-6400: The all-time record for consecutive daily losses (red days) for the S&P 500 is **12 days**, a streak that occurred in November 1966.
**New record time, let's get 13!**
[+8] u/soapchewer2: I think we can all agree on being happy Tesla is down right?
[+7] u/Wows_Nightly_News: So Mango molested space aliens too?
[+7] u/Brubiu: its always my smallest plays that run the hardest and my biggest convictions stonks go to -50% instantly.
[+7] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: Who is burning money at open on calls?
[+7] u/blackboro: I wish every panic seller just sell MU already
[+7] u/melvinzee: VIX is down and SPY is down, so the spy is lying. Bears better have the lube ready.
[+7] u/mehmilani: Kind of feel like it's a 729 put day.
[+7] u/SeaworthinessNo4: citi raised proce target of MU to 840.
Bye bye bers 🤣
[+7] u/Malefic-Angel: MU confirmed NOT going to $800 today
[+7] u/sylphvanas: Fuck you jizzing bears
[+7] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: People on WSB: convinced MSFT is horse manure and a dead stock.
Reality: it hit ATH in October.
[+7] u/LiveMotivation: You guys don’t get it. The Strait being closed this long is NOT priced in yet.
[+7] u/Adidasnikee: Held LUNR for a few years with about $13,000 averaging $5/share. Held that until a little over $35/share and sold Thursday growing $13,000 to $90,000.
Took that $90,000 and put it into NOW averaging $90/share. Now up over $100,000. Targeting $140-$150 to sell.
[+7] u/dfivetf: market is ignoring what 🥭 says now, he's cooked
[+7] u/solid_snake1994: Just need SPY to go up $9 not a big ask
[+7] u/DuAbUiSai: Msoft might be back for realz. 4 green days in a row and going for a 5th. 😯
[+7] u/Jerikolol: I want it NOW, and i cant deny it.
[+7] u/sonspurs: I am a fucking genius.
First I hedge my stock portfolio by buying 2 week SPY puts and now I hedge my SPY puts by buying 1 day NVIDIA calls.
[+7] u/FuelHappy1660: It’s gonna take a lot more than -.5% in premarket for me to question my sexuality
[+7] u/TipEmpty8429: How much money do you think your port will lose today?
[+7] u/patricktu1258: Can we go up already?
[+6] u/AprilsSecretAccount: After years of working on effective birth control for men, the cybertruck was finally released.
[+6] u/unorganized-orange: Funny the Amerilard market will be killed by a clog in its arteries (hormuz)
[+6] u/Comrade_Durge: I am going full regard and doubling down on MU, RR, AMD, RKLB, ASTS and a bunch of defence stocks in the mix (RTX, Rheinmetall, Kongsberg)
[+6] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: NOW is the time to KSS some BIRDs AMD OPEN your EYES
[+6] u/fuck_zebster: Good thing serious negotations are going on in iran war cause everyone is being crushed by this economy unless your a robot .
[+6] u/mehmilani: If spy drops to 500 this year and I stop trading for the rest of the year, I'm going to outperform it.
[+6] u/BFox1982: Why do doms even use ball gags when harmonicas exist?
[+6] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Oh good. Another red fucking day
[+6] u/alldawgsgotoheaven2: Everyone I read SNDK I hear “Sun dick”
[+6] u/kaapooj: find urself someone that loves u as much as bloomberg anchors love the 0.1%
[+6] u/sufficiently7777: NOW bag holders unite!
[+6] u/FinePerformance1046: too many regards are aware of the software pump, this isnt the real one
[+6] u/spaurake: Cannot wait for those AI assistants. I’ll order a dozen, teach half to call WH 24/7 to ask why mango is a moron and the other half to call Musk and ask when sex robots ready. Other than that don’t see much use of ‘em
[+6] u/whitepug: Taco Tuesday or is the entire country of Korea getting margin called and popping this shit 😭
[+6] u/Pluth: We are in an Idiocracy which will convert into a Wall-E scenario in a few decades.
[+5] u/thrillho145: Another red day? Seems a bit obvious, I dunno
[+5] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Msft stop inversing qqq lol
[+5] u/mayorolivia: I’m gonna get cucked 3rd day in a row
[+5] u/90sRiceWagon: If NVDA miss its so fucking over
[+5] u/aftherith: Actual software rotation. The legends were real. MSFT NOW & the DUOL owl are the new Mag 3.
[+5] u/Acceptable_Eagle_775: Ok 🥭 do that taco thing!
[+5] u/_rockthemike: Being a bull is the right move, but knowing when to take profit is important
[+5] u/__nameless____: Oil stabilized above 100 is amazing lmao
[+5] u/Prometheus_1094: So once again we trade sideways and dump for the next 4-6 weeks, followed by another 2 week pump,
Rinse and repeat
[+5] u/tika_dengu: Semis crashing is good news for PC gamers
[+5] u/hankster221: what spy gonna do today
[+5] u/ThrowAwaitAMinutae: Load up on CRDO while you can…
[+5] u/Several-Bridge-6287: Good news, I found the next big thing. Have yall looked at bonds recently? That shit is going parabolic. Loading up on 10 and 30y treasury calls.
[+5] u/EnginrA: Will MU ever be green again
[+5] u/Ashamed_Distance_144: Me thinks taco Tuesday is cancelled.
[+5] u/Constant_Story8217: Mushi mushi? Yes, is this RetardStreetBets? I would like to order a big lot of MacroHard stock please. Yes, with an extra portion of leverage please, thank you. 😊
[+5] u/Benromaniac: My mom’s financial manager just pulled all of her investments out of the market yesterday.
Calls!!!!!
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Oh now the bond market wants to show their might and make the equity market think twice about this madness?
[+5] u/jb_1699: wen go up. no more money to buy the dip
[+5] u/Round_Context_146: my morning dookie was green! we pumping today!
[+5] u/ImLemonized: NOW comeback begins NOW
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: NOW is the new king, jump on the hype train
[+5] u/Syllabub_Visual: - I just want you to know that in the past day my net worth increased from $39 to $69 (which is nice and where I keep it and I was forced to go below my magic $69 mark) 😮. Think of all the possibilities now … so situation is I’m 26 years old with two degrees from a top public school a tech job paying 142k a year (it’s only like 4k biweekly after taxes and I pretty much spend it all on DoorDash and Ubers and clubs and gambling of course), a startup that’s not profitable but actually bootstrapped it to mid six figures revenue, and doctor parents with a lot of money but I don’t get any of it, so yeah I’m technically quite poor at the moment. I said it before and I said it again but it’s actually kinda staggering how much money all the high school dropouts who went into ai sales are making right now so maybe it’s time for a career pivot. Just need to buy one $MU call tomorrow with that last $69 and maybe that will get me back in the game…
- Thank you for your attention to this matter…
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: Alright enough of this red nonsense, pump it baby 🫦
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: Bulls can complain bout 🥭 market manipulation. But the day the market starts ignoring it and pricing in reality they’re fucked
[+5] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: crypto community be like NOO BITCOIN DOWN -3% its so fucking over, meanwhile nbis hodlers are used to another -14% week
[+5] u/sylphvanas: Anyone remember Analfarmer?
[+5] u/runeface: Why did I buy overnight qqq calls :(
[+5] u/jfwelll: Seeing everyone going into full panic mode on a small pullback after a huge run up makes me think lot of people wont make it in an actual lasting bearmarket or crash
[+30] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: You guys know you can play both sides, calls AND puts right? Instead you pick a side like this is some fucking sports tournament and cheer on your side like a retard.
[+23] u/vermilli21: I love how IRAN has to do absolutely nothing and 🥭 is fucking losing his mind
[+23] u/orsomeshitidk: It’s pretty crazy that a bunch of rich people wanted to fuck teenagers so now everything’s expensive and shitty
[+23] u/Tumping: Can’t believe I’ve lost half my net worth on MU
[+21] u/Thebaxxxx: May as well max out the credit cards as fast as possible. Whatever debt you face today will be 10x easier to pay back in a couple years. $10,000 in debt? Just get a job at mcdonalds in 2028 and make that in a month
[+19] u/poopyplayer69: i'm bagholding mu to 0 😎
[+19] u/twostroke1: We already had our 1 allowed weekly red day yesterday, wtf is going on? Is this the worst market crash in history?
[+19] u/peterpeer9: This sub is like melting your brain watching repeat episodes of powerball drawings
* Someone else won $100,000!
* Someone else won $35,000!
* Someone else won $250,000!
*hm, maybe I should buy a ticket*
* You lost $14,000!
[+17] u/gorilla148: my grandfather died 1 year ago and we just got a letter from his private pension provider - dude has £50,000.00 unrealized gains last year with the most conservative index ever.
RIP absolute fucking bag holder
[+17] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: If MU could moon upwards 854% today after the samsung talks dont bring a resolution thatd be sick.
[+17] u/jazzgrackle: Futures down, dollar up, VIX up, mortgage rates up, QQQ down. SPY options flow bearish with high relative volume.
Time to watch SPY pump while I get confused and lose money.
[+15] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: "Market nosediving"
spy -0.41%
L.m.a.o.
[+15] u/tortu995: I just don't see how the iran vs usa/israel tensions don't escalate and go back to war. Iran wants to stop getting bombed and being paid for what happened which would make usa look weak as fck and israel wants them fully gone. (i'm not saying who is right or wrong just pointing out the big gap there is for a peace deal). Edit: I do hope a peace deal is reached and no more innocent lives are lost wether they are iranian, american or israeli.
[+15] u/1gabehcoud: A few bad days and the bers think they are Warren Buffett pre-dementia when really they’re just Cathie Woods
[+15] u/Summerdaysengineer: No way MU keeps dropping. 100% a reversal today
[+15] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Noww it makes sense why we've been red the past few days. JPow left Friday, Warsh ain't sworn in yet
There's literally no one to crank the money printer rn
[+14] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: RED BEFORE OPEN. SAILORS DELIGHT !
[+14] u/I_work_too_much: Market being absolutely obliterated to values from nearly a week ago.
[+14] u/yummbeereloaded: Hear me out, Everything green by EOD
[+14] u/silverfutes: Three red days in a row? That’d be the biggest bear streak in months. Never going to happen, SPY +1%.
[+13] u/A55BAG: stocks rallied for 7 weeks with fake news, and now they come down for a few days and everyone is asking why 🤣
[+13] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: Does deleting the app make all your problems go away?
[+12] u/hioman01: Yes I remember Epstein files now
[+12] u/claytondpark: RIP to all the short term semi stock call holders who bought bc nvda er, shiets not looking good rn...
[+12] u/kingkongsdingdong420: Dear market gods. Please V. I promise ill sell everything and get out this time.
[+12] u/Incognadeau: Every bull hoping nvidia beats earnings and praying for a taco tweet to prop this jenga tower up
[+12] u/kryptonyk: Googled DRAM, found out there’s a rapper called DRAM.
It stands for “Does Real-Ass Music.” lol. Can’t make this shit up.
[+12] u/miss_L_fire: My NVDA calls are already down bad might as well hold em through earnings at this point in case of a miracle
[+12] u/TheGreedyGrabbler: Iran has sent over a new memo: peace will be achieved if 🥭 will agree to kiss Khamenei once right on the penis
[+12] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: Someone finally swiped right to me on bumble.
She looks like a dude.
[+12] u/d3sp: MU shoots from 100-500 = "fundamentals strong"
Pulls back to 350 = "macro sucks + rose way too fast"
Shoots up to 800 = "fundamentals never changed"
Drops back to 660 = "lol meme stock MU bols eat dick"
MU haters cope and seethe
[+10] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Love that I bought MU when it starts to tank I literally can’t do anything right
[+10] u/OkResponsibility2470: Damn taco completely failed to dump Oil this time
[+10] u/31andnotdone: imagine having a full time job.
[+10] u/AdOk3638: Nvda gonna need to hit 300 on earnings or i’m cooked. LMAO🤌
[+10] u/grimandnordic1: I'm holding calls and no I'm really not doing ok
[+10] u/Distinct_Car7737: Micron price right now 666
[+10] u/Fkn1v1mem8: gambling rent on 0DTE puts so i can buy food this week 🤞
[+9] u/IllustriousTear1315: i was promised spy 800 eom
[+9] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: This is where MSFT tricks me and I buy, only for it to be back at $412 next week
[+9] u/SalemKinkTrials: Guess this 9-5 ain’t so bad 😡
[+9] u/FireEjaculator: Finally sold half my MU shares (cost basis $95). The gay market broke my resolve
[+9] u/orsomeshitidk: I went to war with a failing theocratic regime and all I got were these lousy $5 gas prices
[+9] u/McClintockC: 45 til open
Make sure your helmet straps are tight but comfortable
[+9] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: May we get the green dildo we deserve up in our ass.
[+8] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: My Nvidia calls gonna be worthless lol
[+8] u/hmmmmmmmmmidk: You should double down on your calls.
[+8] u/National-Log5203: I knew MU was over once the tards in r/valueinvesting started pumping it. Bagholding is literally what they do.
[+8] u/DandierChip: NVDA earnings is the only thing that can save AI/Tech
[+8] u/thestudmffn: Good luck to anyone playing NVDA earnings. Rather stay out of it
[+8] u/No-Sympathy-686: MU up 3 trillion % in last year.
wsb regard - Time to go long!
[+8] u/drankleanonce: i had a dream rn that i had 3m in my account and i was showing everyone at a party and this girl liked me FUCK
[+8] u/ToughRhubarb8300: They came up to me, tears in their eyes. They said "Sir, it's the most beautiful thing we've ever seen. We can't believe it." I asked them, what were they talking about?
They said "Sir, it's amazing. The AI bubble is bursting, and the bears, they are all going to be rich".
I said "I knew it would, I bought semis and ram at the top".
[+8] u/Embarrassed-Tank8308: Lots of good stocks to play today
[+8] u/MoistAction9580: I was going to bomb them. We were going to bomb them. Bomb them good in fact. But someone, I don’t know who, said they didn’t think we should. They didn’t want us to do it. So we’re not. And we’re the best bombers. We’re so good at bombing.
[+8] u/optionsCone: # 🔮
Shorts close MU positions heading into NVDA earnings. We get a +5% move today and tomorrow
[+8] u/hayleybts: I swear to god when you need the news, it's silence
[+8] u/saintmitchy: I mean …..he is literally the strongest force impacting the markets
[+7] u/Stryker9110: Guys if you had one chance, one opportunity, to lose it all, would you take it?
[+7] u/ev01ution: I sold MSFT too early because I have ptsd from it
[+7] u/awetfartruinedmylife: I hate every single one of my colleagues. Only guy I liked was fired last month
[+7] u/todddepri: Whats going on with Servicenow? Currently up 30% in 3 trading days. Do we just pump whatever 🥭 is buying? LMAO
[+7] u/Camusknuckle: Wall Street rotating to front run NVDA miss
[+7] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: Get your shit together silver mama wants a new pair of silver cock rings
[+7] u/Fkn1v1mem8: last 1k on 735 spy puts?
[+7] u/throwtruerateme: DRAM hemorrhaging worse than ebola
[+7] u/Redsirr: I buy near the money strikes but somehow they end up becoming deeply out the money. Fking $720c on QQQ seem so dumb rn
[+7] u/Cav829: MU is trying to summon Satan to save the memory rally with that $666 price.
[+7] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: I sold 2000 shares of $MSFT AT $415 FROM 405.
LOL I FICKED UP
[+7] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Fuck it.. let's go calls again ... it's a casino
[+7] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: I was promised MU 1000
[+7] u/Lihuman: Most of you aren’t ready for NVIDIA to crash after record breaking earnings tomorrow, and it shows
[+7] u/Chemical-Coconut-203: Half cannons, half fish heads.
It's on the website.
[+7] u/Fitzaroo: I went away for a bit and now its all pigeons? What did i miss?
[+7] u/DingleJingle_: How to destroy an economy speed run. Orange edition.
[+7] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: The market is a warsh
[+7] u/puts_every_day: Just looked at bond yields to assess how fak bols are.... very, very fak
[+7] u/somanyvegetables: Bank of Japan is the biggest bunch of cucks on earth. Fucking do something you shitheads.
[+6] u/Competitive-Water944: NAKED WRESTLING AT u/enginra CRIB TONIGHT
[+6] u/likamuka: Hyperinflation is the name of the game and they are fucking shameless about it
[+6] u/hempfarmerx: Not sure how people can think this market is easy mode, it hasn’t been easy since April
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: just remember, these videos of Gen Z booing tech CEOs is making some *poo* their pants 🫴💩
[+6] u/bilingualbunny: Fukd some absolute hoe tonight, dont feel good about it, and my calls are gonna be red at open :(
[+6] u/lococommotion: 2 week out MU OTM calls \~little after open will be free money
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: Spy is red, I washed my ass, I remembered to bring the trash to the road. It’s over for yall
[+6] u/Pale-Silver-8178: This is the day i 10x on SPY calls gameplan is wait for market to drop at open wait 1 hour buy 1000 contracts at 3 bucks and sell at 30 wen taco intervenes
[+6] u/kingkongsdingdong420: This ain't right. This ain't right. Go up
[+6] u/Paincoast89: wow i’m deep fried, why now is the economy bad
[+6] u/jhchee: Guys is Taco tuesday still happening? Or Wendy Wednesday?
[+6] u/AdOk3638: We crashin cuz i touch myself at night. Sorry yall. Forgive me Allah, for I be sinnin everyday. 😇
[+6] u/Sir_Grindalot: Google just recommended to me an article about Cathie Wood selling AMD and TSMC. We're pumping today, boyz
[+6] u/kintarogolden: if i were smart enough and had any self control to hold free cash, its a great day to buy
[+6] u/nullzeroerror: Close to a deal folks. Just have the same exact sticking points that we did months ago. No big deal!!
[+6] u/astromouse2024: ‘Sell the rumor buy the news’ event for nvda earnings
[+6] u/E39_CBX: Had a dream the superbowl was Raiders vs UCSB, how can I profit from this
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/Rolling_in_the_Dip made a bet that SPY would go to 723.0351800000001 within **1 day** when it was 737.791 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 36 losses
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[+6] u/Bats490: Used all buying power overnight to make $24. GL gents
[+6] u/isukforfree: Feels like 0DTE calls kinda day
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: Spy 100pts above like a month ago and people in here crying about red lmao
[+6] u/d3sp: WSB's salt about MU can feed GENERATIONS
[+6] u/Javardo69: Ebola found to be contagious on semiconductors.
[+6] u/Nickzpic: Every morning there is a life changing trade out there somewhere. Our job is to find it. And if we don’t, we try again.
[+6] u/hioman01: It is like the 69th time AI fear comes back
[+6] u/cbusoh66: Not making a move on a Tuesday until I hear what the IDF Intelligence Office at Axios tells me what I should do...I know the algos are doing the same
[+6] u/hayleybts: Even as a ber, 3 red day is suspicious
[+6] u/Trenavix: Sector rotation into my bunghole
[+6] u/GrapefruitOrganic741: Full port NVDA VVvvvvvvvv in 3 hours
[+6] u/MeYouThemEveryone: On Taco Tuesday when the markets swing,
Traders watch the charts like it’s a spicy thing.
Bulls charge in with a crunch so bold,
Bears back off when the shells unfold.
The stock market dips like chips in queso,
Then rockets up fast más dinero, peso!
Portfolio sizzling, hot like jalapeño,
Hoping gains don’t vanish like a midday sueño.
So raise your tacos, stacked sky-high,
To green candles rising like guac supply.
Because whether it’s markets or tortillas in play
We’re all just chasing gains on a tasty Tuesday.
[+6] u/ihatestocks: My port is getting DRAM'd.
[+6] u/hioman01: Puts on Jensen jacket
[+6] u/drytexterfinalboss: Nvda earnings will have the opposite effect of AMD earnings three weeks ago
[+6] u/AncientAd3846: More blood or is shrek coming to dick slap Spy?
[+6] u/jerome-yellen: Lots of bearish posts on X, all over the place, we all know what that means... SPY $780 EOW
[+6] u/jerm2z: Open 👏 the 👏 fucking 👏 casino 👏
[+5] u/JackORoses: MSFT going to the gym and getting all hard.
It'll be strutting itself at the beach showing off to the ladies this summer sporting a new $525 price tag.
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: Kinda annoying that a lot of movement happens premarket/overnight so unless you own the option overnight, you lose.
[+5] u/zug_moneycomes: Lmao imagine you buy semi at the top lmao
[+5] u/vermilli21: Maybe saying an unannounced "planned attack" wasnt the brightest idea. Now the market is spooked
[+5] u/hioman01: Everything is green as fuck if you enable China mode
[+5] u/FloggingTheHorses: We'll see what happens during session but this is the first time the market has reacted negatively to a TACO.
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: 2 red days in a row. THE END IS NEAR!!!
[+5] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Saw bros last night say they rolled SOXS gains into SOXL 💀
[+5] u/spreadbetfred: Not long before the ‘we’re never going down ever again’ brigade turn up
[+5] u/No_Technician7914: I hate to say this but I’m thinking morning calls followed by afternoon puts
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Make the drilling stop
[+5] u/TheNicestRedditor: Damn I really crashed the market by buying calls lol
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: How does one “make money” on stocks
[+5] u/AusConsoleGamesLFG: "Can you cleanse your inner vision
until you see nothing but the light?
Can you love people and lead them
without imposing your will?"
Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching ☯️ ~400BC (translation by stephen mitchell )
[+5] u/TheNicestRedditor: Can’t wait for buls to explain how 🥭 stealing $2B taxpayer money by suing himself is bullish
[+5] u/Business-Today646: Shrek about to hit us with that morning wood 🪵
[+5] u/cbusoh66: SaaSpocalypse has been postponed until further notice
[+5] u/Ble_h: Ber going to eat steak 🥩 all week.
[+5] u/dash_trash4255: This guy reminds me of a wasted used car salesman who is retiring in two weeks and just doesn’t give a shit anymore
[+5] u/True_Job_7845: I don't think I've ever seen a more bullish looking chart
[+5] u/ClaudesSexBot: MU sitting at 666.00, guessing we really going to hell tonight. Better load up on puts.
[+5] u/Bam2458: By 2050 CPI will be measured based on the average price movement of a Costco hot dog and an Arizona iced tea.
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: God wants me broke cause he also made me gay and retarded.
[+5] u/IVisitedYourMom: Yeah boy, the free thinkers holding MU bags.
[+5] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: $GOOGL IO TODAY
EXPEXT MORE GREEN
[+5] u/AdOk3638: DO NOT OPEN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!
[+5] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: This market totally won't burn put holders at open, deeeeeefinitely not. 🤪
[+5] u/Berto_: Maybe SPX calls wasn't the best idea.
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: five good weeks and I forgot how much I actually fucking hate this game
[+5] u/PanicApprehensive16: !banbet LUNR +20% 3d
[+5] u/mrnestor: u guys buying nvda calls? Or maybe too degen
[+5] u/Future_Light_8571: Extra spicy Indian food was a bad idea. Guess I’m watching market open from the toilet this morning.
[+5] u/Infinite-Meet: MU at levels not seen since 12 days ago
[+5] u/Superente_: I am really surprised how SPY is not under 700 by now.
[+5] u/Huat-Ah-Huat: Haha msft is now a bond like stock.. it inversing every red.
[+5] u/Muted-South4737: Member when NVDA was rangebound around 140-145 for what felt like decades? Pepperidge Farm members.
[+5] u/CrazyTownUSA000: I don't think my intc calls are going to print.
[+5] u/Worth-Razzmatazz-747: I knew I shouldn’t have held those calls.
[+5] u/Blyadhole: South Korea is if wsb was a country
[+5] u/Liquidsnake959: Do I need to get out of SNDK now?
[+5] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: But they sure know how to press that downvote button. They’re so sensitive lol
[+5] u/JackORoses: Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue
[+5] u/Level_Statement_6844: You are clearly special needs
You belong here
[+19] u/CarefulAd4757: I worked at hospital last night. Dude came in because he lost his money in the stock market and wanted to end it. Girlfriend refused to take him back. Ish was sad af
[+15] u/FLRugDealer: Trying to quantify how much better my life would be if I never found out about options….
[+14] u/DDGib: # ACTUALLY KEEP THE FUCKIN' CASINO CLOSED TODAY PLEASE, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+13] u/Coley44: Nvidia will blow out earnings but the stock and entire sector will drop, not by a crazy amount, but retract just enough to reset the worries of a bubble before allowing for another face ripping bullrun because this market is still absurdly euphoric
[+13] u/looool_k_libtard: NVIDIA is going to crater to $70 tonight and get acquired by Allbirds
[+13] u/North-Collection6304: Bers are not really for the pump in 5 minutes
[+11] u/Xzlk: Don’t worry, just cut rates and turn the printers on
[+11] u/sleepygarner: AI says not to panic sell. I'm going to panic sell.
[+10] u/wafflepiezz: NVDA earnings after market tmr will determine everything
[+10] u/NecroworldKitsune: Selling MU above 800 feels better each day
[+10] u/wildcat1055: ~~Taco Tuesday~~
Panic Tuesday
[+10] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: RDDT stock has no business ever going down again with how many fucking ads I misclick on while scrolling each day they should be getting plenty of revenue
[+10] u/nordik1: here comes the massive panic sell
pain
[+10] u/Effective_Throat6127: Open de Casino you crazy bastards
[+9] u/No-Put2311: Loved MU at 800 but won't buy it at 670 cause its a scary red
[+9] u/rohanarv: https://preview.redd.it/n0fttn88e32h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbb38250831b11e02393411438c48ae422874bf6
[+9] u/Purple_Bearkat: Shut the fuck up Cramer.
[+9] u/borkdpasito: Its over. Bonds breaking out
🥭 gotta surrender or this shit is crashing
[+9] u/lschoch2: All my gains now gone
[+9] u/Apocalyptic-Post: So much doom in here
Time to triple down on calls
[+9] u/DDGib: is there a way to call CPS on the market?
[+9] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Cash gang right now.
[+9] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Market moving like a shit coin
[+9] u/golari: Monke just wants money back
[+8] u/IamyourfantasyX: I have to make money ; I don’t have a big pipi. Please I need this. How is Microslop the green?
[+8] u/uncsucks: 10 year yield pumping
[+8] u/BlackKnightsOptions: What are you doing stepbond
[+8] u/Loperenco: Fine, I wasn't intrested in money anyway.
[+8] u/Substantial-Art5008: I seriously miss when aftermarket didint have more fucking volume than an entire day
[+8] u/Snowman33001: MSFT to 700
NVDA to 420
ONDS to 69
[+8] u/renedotmac: Calls at open. Easy money.
[+8] u/Sengle473: Hmm too bearish might inverse.
[+8] u/Necessary_Fly_9266: Might be the time to load up calls, 🌮 imminent?
[+8] u/captain_casino: Every premarket the bears are feeling excited and spiteful, and by noon they're screaming the market's rigged lmao
[+8] u/Suspicious_Ad6172: They can turn the AC off in the casino anytime now
[+8] u/Hefty-Chipmunk-5445: Yeah we all know that we're getting a pump before lunch.
[+8] u/pooterssssssssss: 4 min until battle good luck all!
[+8] u/jraiv420: US 30-YEAR TREASURY YIELD RISES TO 5.177%, HIGHEST SINCE 2007
[+8] u/Jacobpapi: Treasurys 30years at 5.18% 💀💀💀
[+8] u/scoh-chan: Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
[+8] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: wtf is happening LMAO
[+8] u/Micheal_Hancho: 🚨 ALERT: ENGULFING TEACUP HANDLE ON THE SPY CHART. TIME FOR SATURN TO BE IN RETROGRADE
[+8] u/FatFluffyFish: The vol. on MU charts is insane, 2x SPY
[+8] u/ostlert: RIP to whoever bought MU puts from me right at open
[+8] u/hermeskino715: Wonder who bought calls yesterday after the 🥭 tweet thinking we going up?
[+8] u/Lbuck24: So treasuries haven’t been this high since uh 2007 lol
[+8] u/S0Anon: Please liquidate this guy
[+7] u/No-Put2311: Memory Bols just close your eyes it will be alright
[+7] u/fewthingsarerelated: Need a MU face ripper today and not the red kind
[+7] u/jraiv420: Bonds dumping along with equities rip bols
[+7] u/raid_z0: Very bearish in here. You know what that means
[+7] u/ConclusionEven6917: People are just not really taking this selling seriously. All of the headwinds and equities are barely being sold, meanwhile VIX continues to fall which is an indication investors are not buying protection as they continue to think that at any point there will be news to restart the melt up. Market positioning is still heavily skewed to the upside with put/call ratio at extreme greed on .64
[+7] u/Regardium-Leviosa: What are you doing, stepmarket?
[+7] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: elon has $800B, there are 8 billion people on earth, he could donate $100B to every person on earth 🤯
[+7] u/Extreme_Marketing865: Damn my 670 MU is turning out to not be a bargain. I want my money back.
[+7] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Gg i am -40% YTD lol
[+7] u/fewthingsarerelated: MU to $750 EOD pretty please
Yes I am entirely delusional
[+7] u/captain_casino: Bers punching holes in their parents drywall rn
[+7] u/TheKiMoChi2020: We seen this pattern before MU. Up 2% and immediately down -7%
[+7] u/Kitchen-Assist-6645: wtf just happened? Went from $100 down to green to $100 down. It's been 12 minutes.
[+7] u/spellbadgrammargood: this market is regarded af.
[+7] u/KingRog85: MU is still just too cheap. I’m bullish and long. Talk all the shit you want, I’m a believer. My thesis hasn’t changed. AI is here to stay with generational capes spend by hyperscalers. I just really like the stock. I’m okay holding these bags.
[+7] u/RoyalFail6: The sun rises from the East and sets in the West 😰
[+6] u/Midnite_07: Yesterday bought calls- all red.
Today, buying puts- all will be green.
[+6] u/No-Insurance100: SPR actually stands for SPY Petroleum Reserve now considering how much they've burned through just to keep the market from crashing
[+6] u/enc-nyc: canadian CPI will save our calls
[+6] u/PenguinOfB00m: Went 50% cash and locked in profits. Enjoy tomorrow pump.
Good fucking riddance with the Iran war, oil price, nvidia earnings report triggering the obvious sell off, June FOMC, July tariff treaty expiry, August China truce expiry, and September midterm volatility. I'm not gonna catch a heart attack to make a couple bucks.
[+6] u/borkdpasito: 10Y fucking ripping.
We could be gapping down today.
[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: is MU collapsing again LOL
[+6] u/mtol115: My spy 740 calls are cooked but at least I have Microsoft calls too
[+6] u/Smuvmuniz: Microsoft going to 440 today
[+6] u/OneLongjumping5743: SHE WORE A SILHOUETTE OF CLOTHES THAT WERE EXTRAORDINARY BUT SOMEWHAT GAUCHE
[+6] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: IM FEELING **BERcurious**
[+6] u/North-Collection6304: This Warsh guy sucks NGL, only red days since he came in
[+6] u/Filimon97: OMG so nice dip to load!!!
[+6] u/_RAPTORMAN_: Are your balls in the room with us? Calls mf
[+6] u/AggravatingCrow897: Silver just flushed. 😳
[+6] u/Racketeering666: Got out of my spy calls with minimal damage. Feel like I should call it a day
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: micron power boner candle
[+6] u/morganm6488: This is why ill never understand AH trading.
[+6] u/OptionsHuduga: looks like NVDA earnings has been leaked y'all
[+6] u/Few_Egg3567: Msft bols in shambles again.
It's me
[+6] u/Vegetable-Lemon6669: The entire market is rigged
[+6] u/Sad_Estimate_6342: Ofcourse GOOGL decides to pump on nothing and dump on IO event
[+6] u/McKoijion: > Home Depot says core shopper is resilient in the face of higher gas prices, sales rise 5%
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/19/home-depot-hd-q1-2026-earnings.html
On a completely unrelated note, the founder and top shareholder of Home Depot was one of Trump and AIPAC's top donors.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Marcus
[+6] u/coffeeman1010: Sell in May and go away
[+6] u/EggersIsland: Fakest pump of all time apparently
[+6] u/Dude_HaHa: # oW Shid! ow Shid! Bond yields reaching outer space 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
[+6] u/JuneauMori: Iran stated that it's their right to enrich uranium... isn't our main goal for peace negotiations with them to stop their enrichment of uranium???
[+6] u/Austin_Destroyer: A haiku:
Watching, waiting for
Collapse, go through the floor, yet
Oil floats on water
[+6] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Another fucking memory and semi pump and dump in the morning is so insane
[+6] u/Micheal_Hancho: What fuck is going on lmao
[+6] u/2muchnet42day: things used to be simpler when all we did was talk about Sydney Sweeney's huge genes.
[+6] u/InevitableTank5108: https://preview.redd.it/3gqope4un32h1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e3617fd32e1febec364ef6e566d5d89c2f51d9d
[+6] u/ryzetard: msft leaps are calling again
[+6] u/Ceyenne18: NVDA is either going to save us tomorrow or send us into the depths
[+6] u/BIGPOTHEAD: China about to flood the market with DDR5 memory and you all still buying DRAM 😳
[+6] u/Important_Yoghurt722: I love reading all the dumb doomer bear comments. Thanks for making my morning.
[+6] u/Latter_Smoke_3767: I’m so scared I don’t even want to open my investment account, fam
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: The whole market is going bankrupt fam
[+6] u/kairepaire: Fundamentals haven't changed since March bottom, yet price has. Maybe we retest the March bottom of ~310
[+6] u/mousepop321: Sorry I’ll slow down ;)
[+6] u/Instinct043: Look at Mr genius here
[+6] u/Antiwhippy: Hi not impressed by AI, I'm dad.
[+5] u/moorhound: Moneys just fleeing to wherever for 5 minutes then cutting, running, and dumping into another ticker. This shit ain't right, markets fucked yo
[+5] u/SocraticGoats: Coffee makes you poo. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+5] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: !banbet RDDT $200 21d
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Imagine scalping pokemon cards, when you can just scalp 0DTEs instead 💀
[+5] u/pantheraddict2: Mu going green or red will come out of my head
[+5] u/Beloved_Mango: MSFT, NOW, ADBE, ZS, SNOW all bigly green in a sea of red
This is a rotation regards
I’m all in NOW and ADBE swings. Just look at the charts. They’ve been beaten to shit for no good reason and smart money is selling and using profits to buy the dips where it makes sense
[+5] u/dreamer_Neet: Is the v in the room with us?
[+5] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Hedge funds are shaking out weak hands from semiconductors and memory stocks, but fundamentals have not changed
[+5] u/gooneral_MC: i was told everything was computer
[+5] u/Quiet_Deer_4887: If I’ve learned anything from WSB, it’s that you’re either retarded or gay. There is no in between.
[+5] u/silver_4_lyf: Should have bought more puts I'm a pussy
[+5] u/Ok-Cut-6064: Looking for the “OPEN THE CASINO” guy comment
[+5] u/I_am_Nerman: Bond yields going crazy. 30-year highest it's been since before the 08' crash
[+5] u/Micheal_Hancho: GREEN BY OPEN YOU FILTHY ANIMALS
[+5] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: Koreans are cashing out of life insurance policies at record levels to invest in the stock market."
They're one of us now.
[+5] u/oldwithmold: Not too thrilled that taco tweets don’t even give us a 24hrs sugar high anymore
[+5] u/No_Current3675: median home price in my metro $1M. WTF.
[+5] u/borkdpasito: Holy fuck bonds are rocketing. 10Y is close to the GFC crash zone
[+5] u/poozyfloor: Raising rates would make debt payments unaffordable for US. Lowering them creates runaway inflation and destroys illusion of Fed independence. No win.
[+5] u/samwehl: This dip just getting started 🤌🏾
[+5] u/NotRobotNFL: NVDA earnings will kick off another massive bull market
[+5] u/Rosebunse: You never realize how much of your job is just based on vibes until you get a new person.
Why this paperwork? Why this website? Why this email?
Because vibes
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: no casino in the crying
[+5] u/XCheek_clapper69x: I’m a masochist at this point
[+5] u/CerebrumMortuus: Is the money jumping back in hardware?!
[+5] u/ActivatingEMP: USO back to before the taco, within a day
[+5] u/rayquan36: I give up. The market will stay red forever
[+5] u/MasterParamedic600: And there goes Msft again. It just can’t support having a good day
[+5] u/CerebrumMortuus: Is this some insider info? Is he about to TACO?
[+5] u/enc-nyc: market shitting itself in advance for NVDA earnings
[+5] u/Sad-Substance8684: What a perfect entry for SOXS
[+5] u/dataCollector42069: who just bought calls
[+5] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: MU isn’t dead but this shrek dick isn’t going to hold past 10. Will recover half during the day though.
[+5] u/GreatTea3415: Nvidia puts. No growth anymore. Multiples are drunk.
[+5] u/ryzetard: 430 on MSFT is lava for some reason
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Materials getting clapped.
Rare erfs in particular
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: He bought the open? Dahmp it. Send in pigeon force 1 and commence dump operations on the autistic degenerate retard gambloor
[+5] u/No-Put2311: Back to earth MU goes
[+5] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: Big Jew fake pump to trick your money before nvda earnings.
[+5] u/Brawmethius: LMAO TRUMP TACOS AGAIN BUT MARKET SICK OF IT.
Like the weekly cycle of "gulf leaders through pakistan made me not attack them, possible peace" has just lost its edge.
Stark hard reality:
1. Nuclear weapons - Iran wants them Israel/USA will not back down on them not having them.
2. Trump does not have many viable millitary targets left; which is why we got up to the big bluff of "Ill war crime you" and they called it. So he constantly needs to threaten to "bomb you again" and then walk it back "on they want peace so Ill be magnanimous".
This is going to be economic attrition and Iran due to decades of sanctions is already balls deep in playing this game.
IMO going to be looked at as one of the biggest policy blunders of our century, with only two real possible resolutions:
1. Someone wins the economic game of chicken.
2. Boots on the ground.
Both of these are near term pain, and the market has relentlessly pumped into quick resolution. Not even Ravid can save us now.
[+5] u/LividAnt9602: the MU manipulation is on another level. these bull traps are nasty... be careful out there guys.
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: Can't wait to try to time the bottom with an irresponsible amount of 0dtes
[+5] u/Burger_Gouger: Need a Bluey episode where dad is day trading, mom is packing the bags to go to boyfriends house and Bluey + Bingo start biting and turn into weird biting kids
[+5] u/CumomEileen: Wtf is this price action
[+5] u/upvx: I was told everyday is green
[+5] u/CJBlueNorther: Oh small caps, you were just to pure for this world
[+5] u/Therecanbenopeace: Servicemeow gonna make a legendary comeback. It was so oversold.
[+5] u/COBRA_DROGO: Me 30 mins after I come back from gym and me 30 mins after the market opens: The pump is goneeeeeww
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: These candles holy shit, QQQ is going to skyrocket once it gets it together
[+5] u/SarcasticTrumpet: It's funny how there's that crowd of people that constantly rant about how 9:30-11:00 is the only responsible time to trade and it's easily the opposite and guaranteed to be the most manipulated
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: LMAO bears coping. PUMP IT
[+5] u/alphawafflejack: Clearly this is the crash. Every time this has happened for the past 3 years we have never recovered or hit ATH right after.
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Ending yesterday green was the sign it’s bols turn now
[+5] u/justarandumthrowaway: Tesler w PE under 400 is a value play
[+5] u/kairepaire: MU might start falling here
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: Jesus MU delisting imminent
[+5] u/ConsiderationKey1658: NVDA 300 before you know it
[+5] u/ryzetard: why is he a fat regard is a suitable question
[+5] u/Double_Watch1627: i am half cash rn and idk where to park it
[+5] u/TreGet234: As a sandisk maxi, i'm enjoying this dip to stack more.
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: Nice fake pump on semis to grab more exit liquidity
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: NOW THIS IS POD RACING
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: We are either riding flat for a long time or due for some red
[+5] u/UnitedCup1814: Chip stonks not looking to happy today
[+5] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Is this going to dump at open ?
[+5] u/Professional-Tap2052: So the guy from Deutsche Bank who gave MU a 1000 PT last week is the one who gave TSLA a 420 PT last year. It was a troll recommendation all along.
[+5] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: NVDA earnings AH about to make or break it all
[+5] u/Briack89: Today is Tuesday man
[+5] u/CerebrumMortuus: software: green
hardware: diarrhea
[+5] u/desiopressballs: My guy shit ain't even down like that
[+15] u/meatstick94: i bought calls, now all of a sudden fundamentals matter
[+14] u/ElkQuiet1541: 🥭 saying Iran is begging to make a deal
I don't think the market believes this anymore... does anyone believe? Is just humiliating for him
[+14] u/stonetrade: No person this retarded should have this much influence on stocks
[+13] u/A10cc: # Gas over $5 going into Memorial Day weekend. Inflation soaring again. Costs $55 for a fucking Old Fashioned at a rundown bar in NYC. This winning is just too much guys.
[+13] u/Unlikely_Disaster_67: I risked $5000 for $40 profit 😎
[+12] u/rcantu314: Can we go back to Jpow. This new guy sucks
[+12] u/Castopliani: Guh imagine if NVDA misses tomorrow
[+12] u/New-Bullfrog-815: Just let it go back to entry😭
[+12] u/WetLumpyDough: This is wallstreetbets, not boomerholds
[+11] u/Formal_Cockroach_314: currently on my hands and knees in my room in front of my makeshift V shrine. i have a cardboard V I made the other day sitting on top of it covered in Christmas lights.
i find that V’s are more likely when you manifest with words that start with V. for instance:
vaseline, veronica, voluptuous, vapid, vape, vortex, vag, vest, vegetable, ventilator, etc
[+11] u/nametaglost: God he’s standing in front of that stupid fucking ballroom. Why is he speaking in front of active construction lmao. Dudes a legitimate clown.
[+10] u/Suavecore_: Glad Forza horizon 6 came out last night. Now I can drive for fun again without paying $5/gallon thanks to the Peace President (awarded a peace prize by renowned peace activists FIFA themselves)
[+10] u/Harp-Note: Ummm, waiter? I ordered the "nothing ever happens" appetizer and the "green EOD" salad. Why hasn't it arrived yet?
[+10] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: and my nvda calls got obliterated.
[+10] u/Accurate-Letter-546: I need to lick my gf's pussy to reinvigorate.
[+10] u/dynamic-burrito: -7k realized. Thanks Amazon
[+10] u/Castopliani: Tomorrow NVDA
EPS: 1.84 vs 1.77 expected
Revenue: 82.21B vs 79.12B expected
+3% in premarket
Ends -5%
[+10] u/OriginalFatPickle: https://preview.redd.it/dcehfrs9w32h1.png?width=988&format=png&auto=webp&s=2039bd4aa78fa43e50ab87adf67333a41113ffbc
[+10] u/Upper-Difficulty660: Come on Iran do your FN job I mean really he's not hard to find he's on a golf course or he's on his knees blowing some dick....tator
[+10] u/Willing-Angle-2203: I want to go back to being a child when my biggest worry in the world was that I had to go to a friend's house to play GTA San Andreas because I didn't have it at home.
get me off this adult ride, I'm tired boss
[+9] u/Capt_Chickenpox: Calls were not the play
[+9] u/gkdjsl: BREAKING: TALKS ARE GOING WELL WITH 10Y, WHITE HOUSE SAYS TO AXIOS
[+9] u/Upper-Difficulty660: mango is this the start of your next bankruptcy.
[+9] u/HodlMoonStonks: Epstein? Ballroom
Inflation? Ballroom
Iran? Ballroom
Cost of gas? Ballroom
Ballroom? Reflecting Pool
Reflecting Pool? Ballroom
Everything is Ballroom
[+9] u/AmbitiousFigure1323: Generational buying opportunity?
[+9] u/International-Gas765: I ran out of money buying all of these dips
[+9] u/Slabbed1738: Why is everyone freaking out. Msft is green
[+9] u/hudson701: 'BEGGING TO MAKE A DEAL' 😂, right, fuck off. They got you bent over a barrel, better come up with something smarter.
[+9] u/Capt_Chickenpox: I just need something tremendously bullish to happen
[+9] u/Capt_Chickenpox: Can't believe i was up at one point today, and decided to play again
[+9] u/Initial_Ad_9250: All this because a pigeon took a shit on the wrong shoulder
[+9] u/ultrachem: US10TY 4.681 (+1.23%)
US20YT 5.206 (+0.87%)
US30YT 5.186 (+0.76%)
Oh man you guys are fucked beyond belief
[+9] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: This wouldn't be happening if Barack never wore that tan suit
[+8] u/StatementWide8309: So much for a NVDA earnings run up
[+8] u/Erieztoys: I think I would just do better holding my cash in HOOD account for 3.75% APR instead of gambling it away daily and being down $9K YTD.
[+8] u/zlordbeats: bring jpow back bruh what the hell
[+8] u/ecoburner87: all the ppl in here imploring to mango/taco, it's kind of pathetic
PLEASE MANGO PUMP PLTR PLEASE MANGO MY INTC CALLS
cuck shit!!!!!!
[+8] u/Sick0h: It’s so refreshing to be back in a market that goes up and down. Every MU call rolling bastard hopefully loses it all.
[+8] u/AdExtension3875: im financially ruined
[+8] u/ercanbas: $14k off MU puts. Out for the day.
[+8] u/jahdyudnwl: A whole bol civilization wiped out in 3 trading days
[+8] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #This RECESSION is too long
[+8] u/xObelisk469x: trump tweet incoming
[+8] u/Redwolf97ff: You only lose money if you sell
[+8] u/Last_Activity9855: Imagine if 🥭's 'ballroom' is just a goon-room.
[+8] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Smooth brains buying dog shit chip makers after they triple in a month deserve to lose their money
[+7] u/odity9: Youre gonna learn about bonds today
[+7] u/BaxterrStockman: Waiiit, so you’re telling me we were never going to attack again and the crew that was supposed to do the ‘attacking’ wasn’t briefed on the mission at all?
Shocking….
[+7] u/freddymojo: Im gonna have to find a job 😥
[+7] u/tiny_toof: My whole nw gone with MU. Loll
[+7] u/likeabosstroll: I gotta turn off Robinhood notifications
[+7] u/iamjt: Fuck you I'm buying the dip's dip's dip
[+7] u/Strategy_: Freak the fuck out and sell everything.
[+7] u/running_to_empty: Ber Marker Indicator Reliability:
Shiller PE at levels not seen since the Dot Com bust ❌
Buffet Indicator ❌
Sahm Rule triggered ❌
Pigeon shits on degenerate regard ✅
[+7] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Lost everything. All over
[+7] u/dFrame3070: NVDA earnings must have leaked… weakness going into tomorrow with volume like this can only mean one thing.
Barron has NVDA puts.
[+7] u/Jon472: When you realize all your money is in negative cash flow ai stocks 😳😔
[+7] u/Juidawg: Most obvious sell off for whales to load the boat. Calls are going to absolutely print here
[+7] u/Regenbooggeit: So yesterday was bad. But today is Superbad. My god :(
[+7] u/DiamondHands667: Bulls got conditioned to green days like Pavlovian dogs
[+7] u/GarbageOk8678: remeber guys... it can only get worse.
[+7] u/Metacog_Drivel: I ran the math and after much statistical analysis and referencing Claud, ChatGPT, and Gemini...
it appears **we are all going to die.**
[+7] u/Willing-Angle-2203: it's a bit sad to remember that no matter what, most working people will be the ones that get shafted. If AI booms, shaft. If oil crisis, shaft. Some of us make money gambling, but most, shaft. All of us good little ants, paying our little taxes, and surviving day by day.
The more time goes on, the more I become a believer that the people in power just want to watch the world burn and enjoy what comes during and after that process.
[+7] u/Alternative-Mode-365: TACO: WE'RE NEGOTIATING WITH IRAN
[+7] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #HOW MUCH YOU MAKE? A negative hundred thousand dollars
[+7] u/iamthetimby: Going to be a real big V. Very big.
[+7] u/Lord_Greedyy: orange man pumping today? Could really use it for a couple hours lol
[+7] u/PositiveEdge4361: I am bagholder-in-chief
[+7] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: turns out you cant even run an ai model on an sd card, puts on sndk
[+7] u/Trade-Architect: bonds rising is something we can ignore right?
[+7] u/deandotcom: They hit the second V.
[+7] u/DiarrheaFartLover: Yo I think this mango guy might not be the dealmaking economic genius he claimed to be
Who could have guessed
[+6] u/FatandBankrupt: Government interference with the market turned this shit into a roulette table
[+6] u/touron69420: Bro I’m straight up NOT having a good time
[+6] u/bosco2110: untradable. just disgusting
[+6] u/wallstreetdiva37: wtf is this market bro
[+6] u/turboMXDX: SaaS rotation it seems
[+6] u/housemoneyrocketship: Tsla is fucking trash
[+6] u/aka_crashoverride: Currently in shock with how shity NVDA looks.
[+6] u/RougarouGumbo: We’re ready for the tweet sir.
[+6] u/shindiggaa: 🥭 blew it with the Monday taco
[+6] u/SeesawQuiet5620: yup mu 650 by 10:30 i called it
[+6] u/PropheticMurmurs: Really we’re going to do this again, MU?
This thing where you tank all day and I sit here and yell at you?
[+6] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #WE need more COWBELL
[+6] u/Latter-Button-: Another fucking shitty day in the market.
[+6] u/InfectedClit: Remember that massive pump this morning? Yea me neither
[+6] u/CryptoTAGod: this 2001 style collapse of MU and SNDK will be studied in the future
[+6] u/anjuna-freak: Can MU stop fucking me in the ass, please and thank you
[+6] u/Axonum: if anyone is wondering why the whole market dumped at the same time its because of news
NATO WILL THINK ABOUT DEPLOYING FORCES TO HORMUZ IF THE STRAIT REMAINS CLOSED BY JULY.
[+6] u/Suspicious-V3rbatim: When you dont have anymore money to spare to buy the ongoing dip… 😅🤦♂️
[+6] u/Confident-Window4928: The fact that some of you, probably many of you, finally jumped into the semis bubble this past week is why I love this sub
[+6] u/regardus_maximus: bullz sitting on their 15 inch black dildos wondering why having 30 percent of the worlds oil supply perpetually cut off is bad for markets.
# LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/gamersEmpire: The MU sale is too much, my wallets are empty from throwing everything at it
[+6] u/refrigeratorsHD: No way that Nvidia earnings will drag up the market right now
[+6] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Even PYPL is green. If you are losing money today you probably pricked a garbage stock like MU
[+6] u/MachokeTheCryptoLord: Shits gonna V so hard.
[+6] u/Mean_Office_6966: Waiting for Tue Taco
[+6] u/Zimoula: Oh look another 27th fake pump
[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: Some of you panic sell and panic buy at the exactly worst possible moment and it shows
[+6] u/Imgoin2brich: MSFT can be a real asshole
[+6] u/gamersEmpire: How do you like me NOW
[+6] u/MajorLoaf: Why come buy dip no work no more?
[+6] u/bearetard: Kinda want to kick a pigeon after looking at my port this morning
[+6] u/Stealthless: The moment I all-in a stock, everything dumps like okay?
[+6] u/ToughVegetable2483: Never thought I’d say this but bol r fuk
[+6] u/mensch7: SPY down ONE percent, your stocks down TEN percent.
They swear they only have a beta of 1.5
[+6] u/YTLupo: HOW COME WE GET A GLIMMER OF HOPE EVERY NOW AND THEN OF WHAT LIFE USED TO BE LIKE IN THE 90S AND THEN ITS ALL RIPPED AWAY
[+6] u/Professional-Grab-67: ….. can we just V already guys why did i finally let myself fall for the anti-bear propaganda on exactly the wrong day
[+6] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #ONLY you can prevent a recession. Take out loans and max those credit cards
[+6] u/AlCapitaan: This stock market stinks
[+6] u/Sam_Vicious2: The one day I actually buy the SPY calls lol
[+6] u/Maximum-Sign-5983: Nooooo AMZN go back to 275 😢
[+6] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: Idk why Brandon is doing this to us again.
It's Joever
[+6] u/4dham: imagine loss of confidence in the risk free asset.
[+6] u/nyshopgirl: It’s okay to sit out a day
[+6] u/fredditf: bond yields gonna be the first settlers on mars
[+6] u/LostMallDoll: spy get's drunk off two sips of whiteclaw and acts like a slut
[+5] u/itsme971: Implying prices are gonna go down. No way José
[+5] u/MadSkyGlider: Service now looks like it wants 120 EOW
[+5] u/khemen: ServiceNow easily 180 usd before eoy. Bought 200k
[+5] u/mensch7: Mister Market Maker, I don't feel so good...
[+5] u/eggn00dles: which one of you bought RKLB.. sigh
[+5] u/browsk: You guys can start calling it a bloodbath when we’re down more than 1%
[+5] u/Redwolf97ff: Anybody else coukda pulled out positive at market open yesterday but got greedy? Just me? This feels a little excessive as far as slaps on the wrist go
[+5] u/Jagged_Tide: Damn it just keeps dumping we might need the hotline pinned soon
[+5] u/YTLupo: HE WILL BOMB IRAN IF IT GOES LOW ENOUGH MANGO KNOWS NO BOUNDS
[+5] u/ten7four: -2.3% off SPY ATHs. Another -7.7% to go for a standard correction (SPY 674.57), which is normal and healthy for a long-term market. In case anyone was wondering.
[+5] u/VeryMercurial: Who got narcan for these bols? Some seem to be suffering from withdrawal symptoms cause market hasn’t been green for short bit
[+5] u/WindNo3445: Someone close the casino before I buy more calls
[+5] u/itsnotshade: Nvidia will save the index and we’ll forget about the war and inflation
[+5] u/bertacle: "looks like a +2% day"
european reddit00r experts, some hours ago
[+5] u/bronzewhale: Cant hold anything more than 5 mins
[+5] u/butterc0r3: tf pigeon guy was right ??!
[+5] u/callmeladygrey: Just went all in on SOXL at open. Haven’t had the stomach to check on it…. How are we looking boys and girls?
[+5] u/iiGoodVibesii: Pigeon told yall and STILL you act surprised. okay. \*rolling my eyes\*
[+5] u/tommyboy441: Dude, DRAM and APLD are actually causing me physical harm
[+5] u/AnyRepeat2561: I’ve seen enough, DRAM and MU a big fuck you!
[+5] u/widerdog: holding my sad emotions inside, im happy!
[+5] u/Siriricu20: Back to Wendy’s I go
[+5] u/HaveTwoBananas: hope everyone bought the dip
[+5] u/StocksStormTrooper: Market is red partly because of de-risking with the upcoming NVDA earnings
[+5] u/PositiveEdge4361: What do you mean I’m exit liquidity?
[+5] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Whats he saying, im a meeting rn
[+5] u/kyndrid_: as soon as the TACO didn't/couldn't stop a red day
[+5] u/liikenneaksioma: the knife is falling
[+5] u/Blownofftheblock: Market down: Meta up. Market up: Meta down
[+5] u/MoreOutcome8541: Bol extinction event
[+5] u/LeftBullTesty: the most fucked part of all of this is that a small small part of me still believes a 1.5% reversal is possible.
[+5] u/randomquartile1: Believe it or not calls. Green by open. Green by close. Green my ass. How is it going? LMAO
[+5] u/hendrixsrv: My bad guys, I bought in and now everything is red. Typical BS on my part
[+5] u/Aware_Secret_8910: If they do not do an emergency hike the USD is doomed. 10Y probably reaching 5% soon
[+5] u/PropheticMurmurs: Wait you’re telling me this ISN’T another week where we can just indiscriminately buy calls 10% OTM and have them print infinite cash every day?
[+5] u/PositiveToe2761: You. Yes you were boomer exit liquidity
[+5] u/1M-to-Zero: 30-year Treasury yield tops 5.18%, reaching the highest level in nearly 19 years
[+5] u/Beneficial-Tax-1776: he is busy talking about ballroom
[+5] u/gamersEmpire: I can smell the TACO from here
[+5] u/Leather-Spray9263: Please someone make spy rocket
[+5] u/AMCorBUST2021: Nobody’s crazy enough to buy calls on margin at the top right?
[+5] u/Professional-Grab-67: i know as soon as i sell its going green. so im… uh… watching the number go lower and lower. that’ll do the trick!
[+5] u/Imgoin2brich: We buying NVDA here for earning or what
[+5] u/tocinoman: Stocks only go up but my port only goes down 🤌
[+5] u/ten7four: There's literally zero reason RKLB should be red right now. Zero fucking reason. So tired of this rigged fucking manipulation.
[+5] u/Cosmorto: Show us to the green pastures, where promises of SPY 800 abound 🙏🏻
[+5] u/EntrepreneurOne437: Today is the GOOGL I/O apparently they will talk about Turboquant it wil make MU highly volatile
[+5] u/Comfortable-Gap-9775: i love how none of this matters until nvdias earnings. theyll beat earnings and the market will sky rocket to ATHs everday until the next earnings
[+5] u/MushroomStunning3947: NEVER PAPERHAND
NEVER PAPERHAND
[+5] u/Ok-Thought-9960: He works in mysterious ways lmfao
[+5] u/shindiggaa: Why is MSFT the inverse SPY instrument?
[+5] u/DeHunter_54: The bear in me has EMERGED. I become a bear today. Forgive me my Bull Brothers and Sisters
[+5] u/Trashpanda7193: Absolutely incredible. Complete dogshit
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: bull traps everyday until samsung comes out with GTA 6
[+5] u/weewoowewoooo: Love how when I try to sell an option the price just magically drops lower and lower every time I try to post the price so I have to keep lowering it lmfao
[+5] u/bosco2110: lower and lower and lower and lower
[+5] u/Adamos0210: Bers feasting on us this week
[+5] u/Jaysler: I hope all MU bears get gaped
[+5] u/TShippy: Buying some DRAM calls on this dip
[+5] u/zhawk122: The 30s and 40s are gonna be absolutely brutal. Global dark age.
[+5] u/Tautol0gic: If you don't place an order the first pico second of market open, what's the POINT
[+5] u/Mindless-Sabrina: Reddit certainly does not do well when the market isnt green 7 days in a row
[+5] u/moneygon_: feels like a tweet pump day
[+5] u/bearwithme23: Nothing like being down 5% today with zero options in the port
[+5] u/Lost_in_Torontoh: is MU going bankrupt ? Why is it down to six hundred !
[+19] u/BeautifulHoneydew316: My toxic trait is that instead of taking profits I watch them slowly disappear over time
[+13] u/sekak77: Buying shares is way less stress
[+13] u/drbigtoe: Days I make money: +$800
Days I lose money: -$2500
[+13] u/bearhunter429: #We haven't had a single green day since JPow left LMAO🤌
[+13] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: I'm not fuckin selling
[+12] u/Dry-Product-9601: Both calls and puts fucked me today, feels great
[+12] u/Schmidtys: fucking send this shit to the shadow realm
[+11] u/NervousChemistry7401: Those Vs are wicked bull traps now.
[+11] u/Bichael-Murry: according to leather jacket man AI will push the world's gdp to 1 gazillion dollars
fucking lol, can't make this shit up
even drug dealers are more modest nowadays towards their junkies
[+11] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: https://preview.redd.it/6wia3h9k142h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28cb75dfb06b30b0c665c32de21d36044d210108
[+11] u/Illustrious-Low4128: This is a set up for a crazy pop up or down man
[+10] u/According-Rub-4520: I quit options now I just buy 5x leveraged stocks
[+10] u/Moepenmoes: Down another 10k today but at least my world etf is 0,01% up wow I feel saved, luckily I'm not suicidal
[+10] u/thethor1231: Ok MU now go +30% pls
[+10] u/Lapidated_Llama: Worst fucking stock in the world. fuck you MSFT fuck you
[+9] u/yomama_yodaddy: If there were no algos u retards would pump SPY 10% every tuesday
[+9] u/Classic-Test4979: sndk to 2300 (according to citygroup at least)
[+9] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Orango doesn't care about bonds anymore it seems.
He doesn't care about anything anymore it seems...
Any ballroom stocks?
[+9] u/opiewann: From down 60k to down 45k. A win is a win.
[+8] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: SPY called me and begged for a deal. It's been hit very, very hard the last few days. No one's ever seen anything like it. SPY really took a helluva lotta damage. But we'll see. We're having very good talks right now.
Open in the fuckin' 8's ya crazy bastard!
[+8] u/leeuwvanvlaanderen: ETFs down thousands but I’m up 7% on Nintendo in a week 😎
Those 50 bucks make all the difference
[+8] u/Sufficient_Nose629: V - don't let bers hit your stop loss
[+8] u/Tommyd023: Jensen will singlehandedly make or break us tomorrow.
[+8] u/guhhhh_MU: It's Taco Tuesday, I haven't looked at news, haven't read this chat, I just bought grossly OTM calls. You are all overthinking this too much
[+8] u/oldbeancam: “Just buy calls” except for the days you shouldn’t buy calls
[+8] u/Fun_Purpose6972: SPY is down 2% from all time high. Time to fucking panic and eat your neighbors cats and dogs. Mass starvation incoming
[+8] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: Wife is going to divorce me when she finds out ive gambled the kids college fund on MU calls
[+8] u/Powerful-Reaction607: If Microsoft goes down you know the market is about to go up
[+8] u/Lcc30: If your having a bad day don't be mad, i just crossed 100k loss today accumulated over the last three months. All money I cant afford to lose too.
[+8] u/mighty_sys_admin: got anymore of them... truth social tweets?
[+7] u/Lapidated_Llama: MSFT red. I should’ve figured
[+7] u/DisgrunltedDan: Please lord tell me I bought the MU bottom
[+7] u/hey-coffee-eyes: where is the money, lebowski
[+7] u/crispycreasy: Lost all profit from the last month and then some. Feels bad man
[+7] u/MaxEhrlich: Got bored and bought some MU, BE, TSM, SOXX, and NVDA. This just feels like some regular bullshit that’ll bounce by eow
[+7] u/True_Butterscotch362: Well my account is blown up
[+7] u/ai___________: 1 green 1h candle baited some of you to full port
[+7] u/nikerock: Somewhere in the world:
"And once again, Jensen.....has to save the market...."
-Morgan Freeman probably.
[+7] u/guhhhh_MU: You could sit and feel bad for yourself, but there are people out there that bought silver for $121/Ounce.
[+7] u/Oldschoolhype2: Welp. Looks like im rotating into stocks only after NVDA earnings. Options are a money extractor from my net worth.
[+7] u/Burtonwurton: This market is retarded. Only because I am losing money.
[+7] u/According_Regular213: So I lost 3k for no reason
[+6] u/bgdkid: been buying calls for the last two weeks and market kept on dumping... switched to puts and market is looking to reverse!! FUCK MY LIFE
[+6] u/sekak77: Every V getting slapped….
[+6] u/Life-Trade-6514: Just a humble man asking for world peace. (I have calls)
[+6] u/Gristle__McThornbody: You know Trump is gonna talk shit about Warsh after the next fed meeting when he doesn't reduce rates. Gonna say something like "Who the fuk hired this moron?"
[+6] u/IamtryigOKAY: If amd goes green today I will be masturbating to gay porn.
[+6] u/opiewann: This rally looks legit. Calls.
[+6] u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy: NATO: Enters the conflict
🥭: We’re handing it over to NATO, they want to do it, it’s their problem now not mine
[+6] u/Taiyoken: semis to bears "Do you feel in control?"
[+6] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: We start a war and fuck up the world supply chain and Hegseth goes “Europe, this is your problem, you should figure it out.” Makes sense…
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Looks like JPow was the only thing holding markets together LMAO🤌
[+6] u/YOLOdollhair: Finally a green day. Up $673 on the day. Hopefully I got my mojo back.
[+6] u/Dysbit: Wtf i go on vacay for 2 days and come back to a tanking market and pigeon shit memes
[+6] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: Algos want to pin this so bad, but traders are showing retard strength.
They must reprogram the retard index.
[+6] u/moonlanding12223: MU do sum for me baby so these bers leave
[+6] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Looks like MU done selling, moon from here
[+6] u/Sea_Trip_8941: Market hasn’t given a fuck about bad news in a month and now all of sudden cares
[+6] u/LordRoyaltyJr: Who knew a pigeon is what it would take for the bull market to come to its end.
[+5] u/burnerAccountDuh24: Catching the bottom of a crazy v just once would be nice
[+5] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: Market no longer believes in mango
[+5] u/OkLength37: So funny that if we tried to trade in 1980 like we do now, we’d have to call someone who’d probably say “uh are you sure? I’d highly advise against that trade” and then you’d have to call again and say “IT WENT DOWN 4 DOLLARS??? WHY DID YOU LET ME DO THIS TRADE???”
[+5] u/tldamico: smells like ber in here... you know what to do...
[+5] u/HeightDisastrous5130: Well
$100 profit for shorting Poet in 2 mins
[+5] u/Andromeda_0507: Is it our time RDDT bros
[+5] u/patmccock86: What the fuck did he tweet now?
[+5] u/Ok_Cabinet_6914: market up: hood down, market down: hood down
[+5] u/Money_Term8366: Amazing 1 year pump n dump by RKLB, really had us fooled
[+5] u/advantage_player: Donnie T is the Wemby of trading
[+5] u/ekpn: Forever and ever permabull
[+5] u/ckami_91: 🥭 waiting for NVDA earnings to blast Iran..
LMAOOOO
[+5] u/Apple2o: Looked at the chart of SOXX, bought SOXS immediately yesterday 😤🖕
[+5] u/heydigz: we reaklly are dumb fcking money.
[+5] u/CorndogSummer: Another pandemic is on the horizon time to invest in hand sanitizer
[+5] u/opiewann: Ok. The paper hands sold. We can go green now.
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Close the casino, im done
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: I hope his buddies lost money on his failed TACO try.
[+5] u/astrawberryandakiwi: I was up 100k on the year and then I lost 7.5k gambling yesterday ughhhh. I’m so upset about it too. I want to revenge trade and make my 7.5k back but I know I shouldn’t
[+5] u/fish_: if mu closes green we are hitting $900 tomorrow
[+5] u/NativePlant870: gobless 3x leveraged etfs
[+5] u/_Rexfest_: Fuck Microsoft. Piece of shit stock. Deleting it off my watchlist.
[+5] u/moonlanding12223: KEEP GOING MU!! FUCK YOU BER
[+5] u/bringkiteback: I buy puts now gud luck eberybody else
[+5] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Look at MSFT, straight off a cliff lmfao
[+5] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: Warsh will prove to be corrupt
[+11] u/jakeisarake: If you panic sold mu you deserve to be here forever
[+9] u/EarlyPattern6315: I like how the market is rigged every day
[+9] u/No_Cod972: You ever see Lord of War?
That was a cool movie.
[+9] u/Amplees: When is runs, everyone jumps in wishing for a dip. When it dips, no ones buys. lmao. idiots
[+9] u/AlasKansastan: That ain’t happening buddy. Ever
[+8] u/Early-Elderberry-150: Everyone look away while MU breaks tries to break 700
[+8] u/frogger1988: why is everyone suddenly making bearish comments
[+8] u/Bababoueyyy: 50$ swing on MU in 2 hours... crazy
[+8] u/pussinbuuts: whole market is basically a semis vs software circlejerk
[+8] u/VirgillMastercard: How retarded do you have to be to buy this dip?
[+7] u/Veshino99: Dump or pump already boring af
[+7] u/Geoff_Dawmer: Typical Q-shaped economy.
[+7] u/Miker1730: software stocks byyyee byeee
[+7] u/thewayyoulook2night: \+$10,042 on 0dte calls
[+7] u/The_Judgement_Nut: LET THE BEARS HIT THE FLOOR… LET THR BEARS HIT THE FLOOR…. LET THE BEARS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOR!!!
[+7] u/llamaflocka: A wasp just flew into my room. Every time a wasp has flown into my room the market has dropped 2 percent. Puts it is.
[+7] u/Fair_Philosopher575: MU V just fucking save my day gang
[+7] u/LeupMeisterGenral: Damn, Pinterest is supplying arms to Iran.
I think we should all sell as much as possible before June 18th.
[+7] u/JellyfishFestival: Basically the same macro as 3 hours ago.
Then it caused a sell everything freak out, now it's bullish and can be stopped by nothing.
The story of the market for at least the 2020s, rolled into a part of a trading day.
[+7] u/Scarfaceb1tch: It’s going back down by eod/open tomorrow… but sure let’s pump for now to get some better out entries
[+7] u/LobyLow: Rode MU to -4k to +4k in daily
[+7] u/SunnyMikkle: A lot of you sold your calls at the bottom today and it shows
[+6] u/Antique-Flight-5358: The fucking elevators straight down are FUCKING ME
[+6] u/OscarCapac: All right MU bears. Thanks for the buying pressure!
[+6] u/Abe2025: MU is starting to believe
[+6] u/aDudefromTX: I put money in calls, it goes down. I put money in puts, it goes up. I buy both, it stays flat.
[+6] u/neal_73: MU is going to have the bigly beautiful V now
[+6] u/Valuable_Sundae5737: Keep buying that V bol.
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: So we getting jan 6 stimmy checks???
[+6] u/uwvirgin: Is it too much to ask that line goes straight up?
[+6] u/plumpypenguin: semi bears blew a 28-3 lead
[+6] u/wolfenstein734: Chewy down 70% and people jerk off to cohen smh
[+6] u/Apprehensive-Koala18: Bears celebrating -2.5% from ATH after a 25% run. Pure retardium
[+6] u/mwesty25: Not sure if this one’s been mentioned but MU
[+6] u/Alert-Pipe-3005: I should've just been a scammer/grifter instead of doing this trading thing
[+6] u/trsx5: Bought this GOOGL dip cuz I wasn’t raised a pussy
[+6] u/PushAble2463: If you sold MU this morning u done goofed bruh
[+6] u/purpleinme: MU bottom was $650 and my retard ass couldn’t buy because I’m stuck with these loser SMCI calls.
[+5] u/issurvey: We need Peace Deal Ultra Max.
[+5] u/PushAble2463: Give us a lil taquito plz
[+5] u/Soqks: Looks like the pigeon shit came early
[+5] u/livin_in_the_land: Just read about bond yields, AMA
[+5] u/GenitalWartHogg: NVDA will beat and it will crash at the same time send memory stocks to the moon.
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Buffet holding all that cash that will eventually be worthless lmao
[+5] u/Fit-Impression-6602: Software bull market didn’t even last 2 days 😭
[+5] u/housemouse431: spy only up 7 percent of the year, thats not high enough for trump to brag about the stock market before midterms.
buy calls
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Didn’t 🥭 frontrun SaaS? Lmao
[+5] u/dabblesest: 🌽has the opportunity to do the funniest thing to Saylor.
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Imagine trading options during your 9-5 corporate job
[+5] u/potato111a: JEFF BOZOS, PLS STOP SELLING AMAZON LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/Namtabmal: Micron with modest 9% from the bottom earlier. Fuck me
[+5] u/Hang_Man1: is this shit really trying to go for 739 today
[+5] u/Prismt: Calls are about to bakrupt me. Welp. Wait for the bleed and rebuy calls with the mortgage
[+16] u/SirPanic12: https://preview.redd.it/lfjpp3yrn42h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d6173f4351773ba47164592b5a8f8062affe103
Me rn
[+15] u/IllustratorHour1618: **30-year Treasury yield tops 5.19%, highest since before the financial crisis**
**Yields keep rising and the market does a V 😂 **
**Greedy wallstreet**
[+14] u/Happy-Champion1661: # YOU BOUGHT MSFT AT THE TOP TODAY INSTEAD OF THE MU DIP!
# YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF!
# LMAO
[+13] u/SoloOutdoor: I need to make wife changing money
[+12] u/br0botic: Love how software is inversely correlated with semis
[+12] u/TheRedditGoose: MU
https://preview.redd.it/edymbt7mo42h1.png?width=1156&format=png&auto=webp&s=c0101b82f7025eee753ad78f12a86589cda93adf
[+11] u/declandiced: Bulls die such a slow death when the market downturn while bears get absolutely cremated on the spot its unreal
[+11] u/x2manypips: I knew it was going to V but now it makes no sense lol just go to 900 then
[+11] u/laurencenor: How is SPY up this much with bonds out of control? Are we that greedy?
[+10] u/RjBloxks: I always drop my winners for 60% instead of holding for 200% and then I let my losers ride to 0 wtf is wrong with me
[+10] u/Imaginary-Writer-125: Funny how people glue their eyes to the stock market and it goes +/- 0.25%
Then sleeps through a -10% overnight
[+9] u/No-Passage2436: 30 year over 5 percent. Tech investors r dumb
[+9] u/BabyGrogu69: **I don't even watch the stock market anymore. I just refresh this subreddit to get a feel on how the market is moving**
[+9] u/GlobalResolution77: MU bears have a memory problem
[+9] u/LittleHoneydew3466: Tbh fuk this market everytime I exist it rallies
[+9] u/Own_Cat_9967: Whoever played their Uno flip card, thank you
[+9] u/lobsterspider: Woke up -10k
Lunch time +3k
Ok 👍
[+9] u/fattywannapatty: Fkin sold calls to early then bought puts wiped acc smh
[+9] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: Think of how much better WSB would be without BOL/BER spamming. Would be much easier to read.
[+8] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: Thank you MU, I really don’t want to move to Somalia
[+8] u/CMTTrader: Bottom is IN, folks. 🐻's on the phone with their bankruptcy attorneys LMAO 👌
[+8] u/Beneficial_Ad9547: Mu just up a slight 9% from its bottom this morning
[+8] u/Jerseydevil317: Did a tweet happen during my lunch or something lol
[+8] u/Own-Payment-5287: Where are the pussy bears that were calling for MU to crash to 300/400 hiding now? Those puts must be annihilated now
[+8] u/Phandomtrigger: No way it goes back to flat LMAOOOO, wtf is this market
[+8] u/Affectionate_Fly7659: NVDA earnings will push MSFT further down when they report a bazillion dollar quarter and everyone thinks MSFT whored their mother out to pay for it
[+8] u/FindingZen4: MU intraday: +5%, -6% peak to trough, +11% trough to peak. Totally rational
[+8] u/Medical-Base7461: it’s getting ridiculous isn’t it
[+8] u/davidbigham: MU shows everyone the real V .
[+7] u/Spare-Capital-3347: MU bull rally survives NVDA earnings??? YES or NO
[+7] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Exactly why I’ll never buy puts again
[+7] u/Left-Signature-5250: The daily candles of ASTS and RKLB are something else - hammertime
[+7] u/Virbbatim: Holy shit MU 725 now did trump post a tweet or something
[+7] u/b1gb0n312: No stops on the mu train
[+7] u/Warmake: Literally no news over lunch yet market curled past open highs lmao, price action so random
[+7] u/mightychicken64: i sold my 0dte calls too early i would have 4x’d 😞
[+7] u/Shot-Ground-9898: Lost 30k. God fuking damn
[+7] u/jeffynihao: One day in the future, I'll tell my grandchildren about how I was bagholding HOOD and HIMS during an AI super cycle
[+7] u/ChiChiWana: my new MU shares are up 10% ❤️
[+7] u/TokiAsuma: Wow, I timed the bottom perfectly and bought 735c at 0.46 Only downside is, I sold at 0.51
[+7] u/RegularGuyy: It’s so fucking insane how bipolar the market can be.
[+7] u/suizman: Deeply fucked with that SPY 0DTE puts 😭😭😭
[+7] u/Throughlifeanddeath: We are definitely getting a green market tomorrow
[+7] u/natebro142: Only retards didn’t buy the dip. Sobs
[+7] u/enginvest: Holy fuck. AMD 425C expiring this Friday went from 3.83 this morning to 13.00 currently. Why didn’t I see this shit😩
[+7] u/PhysInstrumentalist: This is getting weird
[+7] u/Top-Sir-1215: If you’re buying here good fucking luck
[+7] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Lmao wtf is going on here
[+7] u/Scared-Signature-452: If you bought today's dip, you have balls of steel and my respect. If you sold today, you don't belong here go to value investing. Me, I didn't have any money to buy the dip, but I did not sell either.
[+7] u/FrostingOk2692: Sure, you could buy a ticket for a rollercoaster, but why not get the same experience at home by fully porting into MU?
[+7] u/buttThroat: micron worked really hard on its pump and now it needs a little break
[+6] u/Micahftww: If it was working, SPY would be 750 rn
[+6] u/RevolutionaryPhoto24: The mood on Wallstreet is mixed, huh….
[+6] u/ObviousDoxx: You didn’t panic sell your semis anon, right?
[+6] u/AlGAdams: So Micron is making the spirit bomb using the lifeforce of the Mag7
[+6] u/thisisaredditforart: I'm not mad at all, but is there a known reason everything is going straight up haha
[+6] u/CMTTrader: 🌿💚🍏🍐🥒🥦🥬🌳🐸🥒🍏🦠🌱🌿🍃🌾🦎🟢📗🌲🌵🎄🌳☘️🍀🪴🎍🍃
[+6] u/get_da_maney: We need 🥭 not couch fucker to speak or post lmao
[+6] u/Rosella2562: I knew and told people MU would bounce back from the $660 levels premarket, it’s over $715 now. Knew QQQ would V and rally again too. Did I make any trades on these? No because I’m broke rn - but good to see nonetheless 🙂
[+6] u/sck178: WOOHOO I broke even!
[+6] u/AmazingPrune2: Thank god i sold all now calls at open and entered semis at bottom today
[+6] u/PuzzleheadedSummer35: The best way to stop losing money is by having no money - 🐻
[+6] u/get_da_maney: This guy can yap. Bro get to the point
[+6] u/ray_kats: heads up, buy the dip yesterday.
[+6] u/TickTockTaudit: Very bullish on tech
[+6] u/AmazingPrune2: We survived the historic bear market of 5/19/2026 AM session
[+6] u/Azbroker28: What if we just ran back to ath today? You know just for the heck of it?
[+5] u/Tizzoy: red apparently just doesnt happen now
[+5] u/Provolone-Jones: Playing chicken with the bond market is certainly a choice
[+5] u/PulIthEld: lmao wtf, i checked my phone 3 hours ago and thought it was over
[+5] u/BoomerSharkBoy: Finally a smart one in the room
[+5] u/Such_Net_8839: When do we post the suicide hotline
[+5] u/Dizzy-Solution-4224: Can fucking Mu hold 700
[+5] u/Hearts08: Why is MU going back up? Whats the news?
[+5] u/l3ef0re_Time: Why was it down in the first place lol?
[+5] u/Guilty_Rooster_6708: Bought MU calls at when it’s at $660 yesterday. Maybe I do have big balls
[+5] u/MrNo_Balls: you know usually the old are the ones that are not open minded about new technologies while the young are very open and enthusiastic about it. With AI the reverse has been seen, it seems the young actually despise this new technology while the boomers embrace it.
[+5] u/Gom_KBull: # Its one thing to be a bol, but many of you are full-blown pigs.
[+5] u/PatrickSebast: If SPY goes below $700 I promise I will not be scared and go all in on calls.
[+5] u/bigswordmeatlord: Holy fuck NFLX is inverse MU
[+5] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: I’d suck all of you dry if MSFT could see a 3% day
[+5] u/RunesDubloons: A stock market indicator but the only thing it tells you is when retail capitulates = easy 4,000% gains
[+5] u/chromeskittlez: Can’t believe the first time I try nasdaq puts this mf vs to mars, lmao shoulda just bought calls. Never lost 1.5k faster in my life
[+5] u/Maddcapp: Don’t worry this is just 4D chess working
[+15] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Never forget that there’s a guy in this chat that bought MU at 816.5 premarket sold at 663. And then fomoed into $Now at 109 during premarket.
[+15] u/xlmtothemoon: vance said we will either reach a deal with iran or we wont
lol
[+14] u/Less_Factor_1071: Leave it to JD to dry up a good V
[+14] u/Valkorion335786: The demise of MU was grossly overexaggerated 👀
[+12] u/Own-Cauliflower-6992: Bers are the market equivalent of those weirdos who give their life savings to only fans and never realize the chat is being outsourced to Ravi for 1.15 / hour.
[+12] u/blemdemman: yall ever look in the mirror and say to yourself: “damn i fell off”?
[+12] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: "Sometimes bol fuk, sometimes ber fuk." - John F. Kennedy
[+12] u/West_Track_9927: stop selling you crazy bastards
[+12] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: NVDA miss would be biblical
[+11] u/Nut_Negative: ok ok everybody stfu MSFT is moving again, dont scare the lil guy
[+11] u/TheYearGuesser: What is this bullshit
[+11] u/MostAmusedBear: You pussies need to stop selling MU
[+10] u/Dear-Hair5834: So 🥭 says Iran is looking for a deal then Vance says it’s uncertain? This is so stupid just pump and dumps
[+10] u/bigboybigbat: Was up 9k...got greedy. got out up 3k.
[+10] u/LectureLight6738: MU bers are so dumb. Fighting MU’s run is like fighting gravity. The stonk is trading at 20X of TSLA’s forward earnings at 5% of TSLA’s price.
[+10] u/ordep_caetano: im tired of unwinning
[+9] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Fake dump at 2pm… calls
[+9] u/Initial-Magazine2169: Lunch hour is over dipshits. Back to pumping this overstuffed plushie of a market or else.
[+9] u/No-Detective-6229: once again it's up to jensen to save the market
[+9] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: I wonder if 🥭will post a perfectly timed 3pm pump tweet for us call holders?
[+9] u/ShrimpieAC: So SPY just gonna hang out at 737 for a few weeks and annihilate both calls and puts huh?
[+8] u/2Jads1Cup: bought MU at 770 sold at 673 because I got scared, I should stick to ETFs
[+8] u/tristis_veritas: Market barely reacting to yields.
Only one conclusion.
Market believes Fed will ignore inflation and keep printing money.
[+8] u/Terrible-Deer1398: I love selling puts to bears
[+8] u/-0x00000000: SPY getting oilmogged
[+8] u/BurntKookk: Don’t worry guys 🥭 will save our calls in 30-45 min
[+8] u/donkeybray: Jensen agreed to go to China last minute because it was the only way he knew could save NVDA from tanking post-earnings tomorrow.
[+8] u/Jemmani22: Mini V before rip up? No way this drills
[+7] u/diff_engine: Maybe just buy stocks and hold them? Missionary position investment
[+7] u/Turbulent-Warthog951: are we endings green?
[+7] u/xbitxfatxstonkx: SPY keep pushing! Go green! Go green!
[+7] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Never forget that there are real humans in this chat that wake up every day choosing to be a bear despite knowing that one tweet can ruin their life.
[+7] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Never forget that there are people in this sub that fomoed into $fig at 142.92 on IPO day
[+7] u/qui_tam_gogh: Waymo is so humiliating for TSLA. Good lord, can you imagine how embarrassed you’d be working for that company having your ass stomped year after year by a search engine?
[+7] u/AltTooWell13: Funny how I never see those “I did that” stickers on the gas pump anymore
[+7] u/Terrible-Deer1398: The most free money you can make in this life is selling puts to bears.
[+7] u/Eddyrancid: My "it really does feel like the top now" is at war with my "every other time you've put money behind that opinion you've lost it"
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: That spike in USO is Bessent loading up his short attack
[+7] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: Why did I ever buy RDDT at $200?
[+7] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: Not a great year for me, not talking about my stonks
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: Bears are going to be working the street corners again after Friday
Book it
[+7] u/ChipWong82: Lambo dealers nationwide are getting flooded with calls for cancellation and deposit refunds from ghey bears.
[+7] u/Tor_94grl: Man i was hoping for 738
[+7] u/OsamaBagHolding: Jesus how many restaurants named For Lease can one town have?
[+6] u/EagleNoahg: Bro these fukin memory stocks break out of this bs already.
[+6] u/2020isgreat: 🥭 to offer Melania to Iran in return for opening the strait - Axios
[+6] u/Suspicious-Composer8: Hynix will pump tomorrow
[+6] u/nknk_3: Vance effect is real . SPY is dying
[+6] u/arbitraryBlue: MSFT had me in the first half, then it reminded me that it's A PIECE OF SHIT STOCK
[+6] u/Academic_Lock_1699: RKLB was down 10%, now only 2%. Retard strength! 😄
[+6] u/csklmf: $222 support NVDA is strong
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: Need to fight MSFT in real life
[+5] u/swallowsnest87: Orange please end the war again!
[+5] u/manginamonologues: Back to endless pump mode
[+5] u/UnholyTrigon: I don’t even hold MSFT options and I think this shit is embarrassing
[+5] u/Able-Technology-8055: 930-11 dump then chop again
[+5] u/SpycyPotatoe: All the people saying how bad MU is are just mad they missed the world's easiest run up lol
[+17] u/No-Improvement3164: I need to make a 100k in the next 45 minutes
[+12] u/MeaningOnly: If you feel regarded, just know I fullported calls at the top an hour ago
[+11] u/dablackpantha: Hope you bought the MU dip next stop 750
[+11] u/Indra_Sx: My greed sickens me.
[+11] u/sandygws: 'pull out before noon'
Tried that - still ended up with three kids.
[+10] u/Curious_Proof_5882: Reddit is a fucking terrible stock
[+10] u/abroadbroadband: Can't spell "worst Fed chair ever" without
W-A-R-S-H
[+9] u/DuduBeanz: Annnnd..we're fucked
[+9] u/Bright_Albatross649: this whole fucking war is a joke bruh, either nuke tehran or just surrender you fucking tard
[+9] u/Mathguy200: FUCK ALL BEARS I WANT SPY $760 EOW!!!!
[+9] u/nickb527: Can’t wait for NVDA to blow earnings out of the water and still somehow fuck everything up
[+8] u/goldenlamp: This has to be the worst couple trading days in over 30 days, when will we finally see green again
[+8] u/Thotmas01: My girlfriend is getting mad at me. Too difficult to do the deed with how dumpy the market is.
[+8] u/lookingforajob2020: What kind of fake news are they gonna use to pump the market next?
The ayatollah finally shits after being constipated for a week, symbolizing the reopening of his hormuz strait
Trump eats 8 cheeseburgers in one go, delays bombing Iran for 8 more days
[+8] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Im literally outside asking pigeons if they can tell me how MU will react to NVDA earnings
[+8] u/MarcoPolooooo: I feel so regarded. I was green and now I’m big red.
[+8] u/GloomyMembership4197: My mother beat and raise me.
I hope NVIDIA will do the same tomorrow.
[+8] u/rand_walking_charts: Buy the dip you crazy bastards!
[+8] u/rand_walking_charts: Jensen show them your Huang!
[+7] u/PM_ME_UR_BASILISKS: Honestly, bond markets aren't any different from us, they're full of regards they're just also autistic as fuck
OH MY GOD OIL IS GOING UP I NEED TO EARN 0.10% MORE PER YEAR OVER THE NEXT 10 YEARS NOW
WAIT NOW IT'S GOING DOWN SHIT FUCK OKAY I'LL TAKE .10% LESS FIVE MINUTES LATER
Rinse and repeat.
[+7] u/Zeppu: Everyone knows the market is going to crash, but nobody wants to be the first to get out.
[+7] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: It’s incredible. I’m only down $750k today. Feeling blessed.
[+7] u/Leaveittoybot: Barron told me on Roblox that Dad's gonna post at 3:45
[+7] u/APOLARCAT: Why shouldn’t I just sell 100,000 puts. What’s going to happen? I owe $130m? Sounds like their problem
[+6] u/UnknownM007: Now’s the time for the ultimate 🌮
[+6] u/No-Bee-4692: What happened to regard bers saying MU got rejected at 700?
[+6] u/TinaMangat: SNDK and Micron are GREEN because I sold them this morning.
[+6] u/heikici: An Nvidia "not stellar" guidance would wipe 3/4 of WSBs. Pls god it would be so funny
[+6] u/ThaddeusJP: President reported as making one trade every 7 minutes last quarter moving $750,000,000 doing it.
That just his reported BS. I have to imagine his kids (which dont have to disclose anything) are all worth several billion dollars each now.
EDIT: via fritschner on bluesky
>Trump traded up to ~$700 million in stock in Q1 of 2026.
>All 535 Members of Congress made a total of ~$635 million worth of trades in 2025.
>So Trump bought and sold more stock in 3 months than all of Congress put together did last year
[+6] u/DuduBeanz: So i basically need a 4% drop within an hour to not lose my money, seems feasible
[+6] u/TruthFantastic1741: Its crazy how much easier it is to profit when cutting your losses instead of bag holding to zero
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Wind1347: Always trust Micron.
[+5] u/Vasuuuuu: USO 152 and SPY at near ATH for the last 2 weeks. Seems legit, everything is rainbows and butterflies
[+5] u/Intelligent_Heat451: I still made $600 in this volatile market day
[+5] u/Leaveittoybot: Seems like every minute candle is going red. I'm buying puts to save the bulls.
[+5] u/gimmethatdough: Just heard a ber in the woods go “GUH”
[+5] u/Visible_Ad_2271: Amazon and Microsoft are pieces of shit
[+9] u/wilhelm96: Entire mid day pump negated
[+8] u/Keiigo: Tqqq calls are suicide
[+8] u/Lower_Skin_3683: red ports for everyone.
thank you for participating.
[+8] u/the_prophetor_1: bols are in shambles
[+7] u/New-Presentation-146: Something tells me the top was in last Thursday
[+7] u/zoomin1098: if ur ignoring bonds your regard cred is unquestionable.
[+7] u/ComplexConference737: Lot of traps today.....
[+7] u/aqjingson: I’ll spend 2 hours trying to save $20 on rebates/coupons and 2 seconds on buying $20k fds lol
[+6] u/knownothing999: why MU is ripping so high??
[+6] u/GreyMatter22: Okay, we risk-on with memory, storage, and semis rallying.
While USO, 10Y are also ripping. And VIX is flat.
This is beyond confusion.
[+6] u/Maximum-Cash7103: I’m so fucking leveraged
[+6] u/Bob_the_peasant: It’s an alive cat bounce on MU
[+6] u/boyaredeeboy: How come when I’m irrationally exuberant the market doesn’t cooperate
[+6] u/Trendkill4583: Now is the time for a sick v up
[+6] u/Stack_Johnson: Lord, I’ve seen what you’ve done for others and I want you to take it away 🙏
[+6] u/QuirkyRegard: sold all my calls. now time to wait for the next V tomorrow lol
[+6] u/ComfortablePiglet842: That was the roughest $7 gain of my life. Spent hour and hours biting my nails being down gigantic. So gigantic i didnt even wanna look at my port. Made it out unscathed.
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Is mu a penny stock ?
[+5] u/DoritoDustSnorter: reddit banned me for saying there's too many bers that aren't straight
it's bad out here bols, they infiltrated reddit algorithm, stay safe out here
[+5] u/VenomBite214: Poor bers... they did everything they could and put a great teamwork in... but they couldn't prevent the usual imminent V...
They earned a solid C+ again
[+5] u/yeahyoubored: No way to make standard of living more affordable for the average American unless you crash it first
The Epstein class doesn’t want that, tho