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[+14] u/FabulousLanguage6216: I HAVE BEEN ASKED BY EMIR OF QATAR TO BUY PUTS.
[+12] u/Proof-Technician8754: sideways tomorrow, i ran the numbers.
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[+11] u/moorhound: This guy legitimately tacos every Tuesday lmao
[+11] u/Traditional-Fan-3391: SPY really just pumped 4 bucks in half an hour lol
[+10] u/jokull1234: Bears, I know you’re upset that Trump rug pulled you on the Iran attacks, but I can guarantee nobody is more upset than Bibi
[+9] u/guy_cloutier: I risked 300k to do $188 today. AMA
[+8] u/Suavecore_: You fool! You activated my trap card, forcing you to buy puts at the bottom! For the next 10 trading days, the stock will be green!
[+8] u/Ble_h: Never underestimate the retarded powers of TACO.
[+8] u/vermilli21: Hearing analyst saying that move was a technical move is full on bat shit crazy
[+7] u/OptionGamble: My hair was completely black before I bought my first option. These days it’s half white and half black and I’m down thousands.
[+7] u/taffy_laffy: 1.5% open tomorrow so i can sell everything again and wait for next week.
please mango post an ai image of aliens opening hormuz or probing the ayatollah
[+7] u/AdOk3638: Jacked to the tits with calls, that’s my move. LMAO🤌
[+6] u/JJlaim: Cmon MU stunt on those hoes
[+6] u/baadllama_ghost: calls tomorrow are free money
NVDA is going to crush earnings and raise everything to new ATHs
[+6] u/mwesty25: LOAD THE BOAT WITH CALLS
[+6] u/Jagged_Tide: I pray to god NVIDIA premiums skyrocket overnight
[+6] u/Saved_by_the_Bull: The woman on Bloomberg seems very sweet but she's old and her face has excessive skin not unlike a scrotum.
I'd rather she leave.
[+6] u/ChampionshipOdd947: 30 year back to levels not seen since 2006, but everything is fine, right? Nothing bad happened after that.
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: those inside traders got me again man, they fuckin boomed me
[+5] u/thewayyoulook2night: what a day, made $5790 on 0dte calls sporadically through the day, lucky to avoid the big drops.
[+5] u/Sick0h: Huge win for bers today. If SPY does that for the next 200 trading days we’ll be back to pre run up levels.
[+5] u/DisgrunltedDan: We’re not attacking after the war we won 5 times ! There’s nothing to attack, but we will attack, soon ?
[+5] u/mediocre_gaming_923: i bought spy puts am i cooked? 🫠
[+5] u/eoiioe: Went down to -18k then 🌮 saved me to go up 3k lol
[+5] u/DesktopSurfer: Probably cry and jerk off, or maybe jerk off and then cry.
[+41] u/Top-Sir-1215: This market is fucking impossible
[+36] u/scooterhomeimprover: Why pump over delaying a fake planned attack nobody even knew was in the works?
[+31] u/octopus_serenader: Welp another day I'm not rich.
This is getting old.
[+28] u/saintmitchy: How long can the US economy be held up on tweets?
[+26] u/PropheticMurmurs: MU go back to pumping 5-10% per day please and thank you.
[+26] u/ActivatingEMP: Do people not realize that if we just stalemate for forever the world economy is completely fucked. Like, we're drawing 10 million barrels a week from the spr now
[+22] u/Qwerty0844: My move tomorrow is trying not to off myself, thanks.
[+21] u/shalafien: Alright DRAM do your thing now
[+21] u/Madrid_Fan: 🥭 to announce Iran becoming the 51st state tomorrow and it was all just a social experiment. Spy 1000
[+21] u/Terrible-Deer1398: I can’t imagine being a bear. Praying on the downfall of society to make $23.57
[+18] u/FeverTreeCloud: 🥭 says he’s postponing “scheduled attack” of Iran 🇮🇷 tomorrow
Does he think this is like running re-runs of The Appentice?
[+17] u/cinJESUS: is it time to buy MU
[+17] u/softboiledjadepotato: NOW kicking off Saas Summer 💅💅
[+16] u/TonyStarks81: I feel like 80s babies were the last ones to have it any good. Didn’t have all the benefits of those before us but we got to come of age in the 90s, made our childhood mistakes before mass surveillance and social media, probably didn’t have enough wealth to be too damaged in 08, hit a bull market as we were coming into our stability years, and we should be somewhat able to insulate ourselves from the real shit ahead. After that it is just a progressive line up of getting more fucked.
[+16] u/DragsterMC: 🥭: The various leaders of the Middle East came to me with TEARS in their eyes saying “Sir, you’re so handsome and smart, please don’t launch an attack against Iran, I know you can work out a deal. I said yes in the name of PEACE! Iran has 24 HOURS to make a DEAL. If they reject this, I will give them another TWO WEEKS to really reconsider this decision or else they will come to REGRET it in two years! Thank you for attention to this matter!
[+16] u/ActivatingEMP: Why does oil still fall 3% on every Taco, he does it every 2 days and a deal is clearly not happening in time to save us
[+15] u/99Fan: Imagine missing the dip before nvda earnings
770 is next
[+14] u/Willing-Angle-2203: the can is kicked down the road, yet again. Iran and the US still very far away from an agreeable deal... This delay just makes the pending energy problems worse. Hormuz won't open until something very drastic happens
[+14] u/perceptive_AI: Imagine delaying or advancing a military attack just so you can win a bet on polymarket.
[+13] u/whomakesthetendies: #Can't wait for Iran to deny it and then we get -0.1%
[+13] u/planxvii: Tomorrow is going to absolutely rip
[+13] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Oil and bond crashing. Tomorrow bulls will feast.
[+13] u/Cav829: I'm so glad we're totally not proceeding with the make-believe attack on Iran because of the make-believe request of potentially 3 Arab countries.
[+13] u/Moepenmoes: Believe it or not, calls
[+12] u/Ok_Percentage5920: I bought more MU today
[+12] u/Temporary-Speaker254: Lmao they wait until the end of trading day to announce he’s not bombing Iran gg
[+12] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Even in a bear market I only make money on calls
[+12] u/Heineken_500ml: Wtf was that pump????? last 5 minutes was literally meant to fuck me and my iron condors
Lost $500
[+12] u/TreGet234: Ok how in the fuck can the US economy revolve around data centers when they aren't profitable??
[+12] u/stuntondeezh0es: Imagine what the market would be at if it wasn’t manipulate by tweets
[+12] u/softboiledjadepotato: Yahoo Finance - "S&P 500, Nasdaq slip on renewed inflation fears, pigeon poops on man"
[+12] u/pineapplekiwipen: looks like president bond yields called off strikes on iran
[+12] u/uncsucks: This 🌮 doesn't change that the 10 year yield is 4.6 and oil is still.above $105 per barrel lol. If anything his inaction will just keep kicking the can down the road. Needs to shit or get off the pot
[+11] u/ProudPeak3570: just when bears think they are winning, the green candles get shoved up their ass
[+11] u/-medicalthrowaway-: What happened at 3pm that caused the shrek dildo
[+11] u/Regular_Leg405: My moves tomorrow are to lose money
[+11] u/WrexyWrex: have you guys ever seen an oats rally? that's where we are at
food prices are going to sky rocket, this guy is a fucking idiot
[+10] u/trust_it_bb: I cannot express in words just how rich call buyers will be tomorrow and by eow.
[+10] u/Kashabowiekid: 15x on qqq calls at 2:58
[+10] u/Mr-Bonnet: SHARES ACCOUNT UP
OPTIONS ACCOUNT DOWN
ONCE I BLOW MY OPTIONS ACCOUNT
IM ALL SHARES FROM HERE
[+10] u/ecoburner87: its honestly weird how tribal some of y'all are getting hoping this cheesy carnival barking sociopath pumps your calls with lies that are bringing down the american empire for good
[+10] u/495N: I’m still a strong believer that MU will trade above $1,000 after earnings (in late June)
[+10] u/TickTockTaudit: I’ve never personally seen 5D chess, but this ain’t fucking it, fellas.
[+10] u/CMTTrader: https://preview.redd.it/xw3xr23rjy1h1.jpeg?width=1306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35bac625c1d3a1713d0cb9e0b524ceb76a6b4cce
[+10] u/Electronic-Warthog69: Sam Altman took Elon to pound town.
[+10] u/Specific-Path3179: Took a nap and missed the day, were bears really celebrating a -0.1% drop?
[+10] u/trust_it_bb: Mango shoulda told iran “Quiet Piggy”
We’d be looking at spy 800 by now
[+10] u/Future_Light_8571: If you’re letting a fucking pigeon determine your sentiment on the market you’re an absolute mega brain genius
[+10] u/nick8852: Wasn’t happy this morning with 700+ ended up losing 1700 instead
[+9] u/ercanbas: Bought 200 SPY $750 call lottos for tomorrow lmao
[+9] u/Leather_Floor8725: 🥭 taco on attack that wasn’t even announced. Taco supreme
[+9] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: MU all im gonna ask is that you go up 47% this week from here. Please and thank you.
[+9] u/JaraxxusPS4: How do people on the west coast trade? Lmao I’m here for 3 days and the session is already done?
[+9] u/optionsCone: What’s wild is that MU was up 4% premarket
[+9] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Mango lied again. Explosions now in Iran
[+9] u/supersourskitz: Tomorrow I wanna make at least 1$
[+9] u/goldenlamp: 2 red days in a row should be illegal btw
[+9] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Imagine being a single mother and then your son grows up to be a bear. All that hard work for what?
[+9] u/neal_73: Today did not happen
[+9] u/RightCut4940: MU is coming back easily
[+9] u/tiny_toof: I literally checked MU at 750 this morning and checked back at 670. Nice.
[+9] u/solidsneeze: apparently all data center contracts were ripped up today and cancelled 🤷♂️
[+8] u/puts_every_day: Oil and bonds on the way up, bols fak again tomorrow 🤩
[+8] u/unhappyreach_: Very dramatic day today
Could have been an email
[+8] u/xeratice1: if the market was already pumping do you still think he would taco
[+8] u/TickTockTaudit: I converted from bear to bull to bear today. Guess how that went.
[+8] u/31andnotdone: if its 95 degrees outside
and im a ber outside
does this mean I'm a ber in heat
[+8] u/Nictel: We had a taco yes. But what about second taco?
[+8] u/Tommyd023: Believe it or not, calls
[+8] u/jeffynihao: Trade deals are 99% done
https://preview.redd.it/d60chldeky1h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fed009249b059900c78a4b9c5ba62171600033f2
[+8] u/PositiveEdge4361: Yay my wife said she’s going to give me a blowjob because I look so sad
[+8] u/WooWheee: So all semis got nuked today while qqq is down 0.4%???? Hello??? Wtf??? I thought it was -2% qqq
[+7] u/qx2: Daddy can you pump after market? Yes son: bullshit post incoming
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: 2 red days in a row, one of your nerds must have the statistics on how likely a 3rd red day is
[+7] u/GoingDownUnderInSEA: Loaded up on spy calls. Ultra fucking cheap
[+7] u/isolated-cat: shouldn't crude oil futures be much higher than it is currently?
[+7] u/AirportMaterial5917: We suckin it from the sideee
[+7] u/A10cc: It sucks being a wagie.
[+7] u/tristis_veritas: Will Ferrell on SNL as Ghost of Epstein is 🔥.
"Is the Iran War over?" "Yes we came in 2nd place."
[+7] u/SuspiciousStable9649: Fair warning, the market is about to crash because I’m too tired to pay attention for a while.
[+7] u/Angel_Diaz17: Trump will taco if nvidia does not make earnings & will allow them to trade chips with CHINASAAA
[+7] u/Top-Sir-1215: So spy could be 900 next year or 500 and I would believe either one if you told me
[+7] u/pineapplelover212: Tweet by Iran: they will make America surrender and laughing at the fact he keeps retreating on this attack threats: https://x.com/iranintl\_en/status/2056474816174342313?s=46&t=mb880VrWDjNozVNRk0IHiA
[+7] u/svpa3991: So if I shit on a pigeon will markets go up tomorrow
[+7] u/LostMallDoll: today's lesson, sell some of your once worthless calls THEN find out what the news was...
[+7] u/FrozenToiletWaterr: Ready for new ATHs this week? 😂
[+7] u/lionkevin713: Air defenses active all across Iran
[+7] u/MooseMoose28: https://preview.redd.it/9qba4leuky1h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bcfb556976616d1e976ab8bd41810cba0757d12
I don’t think Iran took kindly to the US cancellation of the strike.
[+7] u/SoloOutdoor: They love gay dudes for some reason
[+6] u/A_Credo: Everyday is TACO Tuesday now!
[+6] u/thegx7: 🥭 tried to TACO before Tuesday. Thats why we didnt pump
[+6] u/NotMe357: I bet tomorrow's fake news will be something along the line "Iran and USA will fix this war once and for all".
Bessent and Japan YOLO everything into short the oil Future while TACO's friends will pump the stock market.
+1-1.5% pump tomorrow if everything works out. We probably get that cause of short squeeze.
[+6] u/softboiledjadepotato: if a pigeon poops on that guy again, does it undo the red curse?
[+6] u/goldenlamp: Tomorrow will be green as fuck, what a close
[+6] u/TreGet234: Mu bears had their 2 days of fun, time to vaporize their port again.
[+6] u/31andnotdone: transition from dopamine overload, to sad, to horny as a coping mechanism
[+6] u/zetia2: Spy & nvda will pump tomorrow, bc why not?
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: You mean to tell me you held your puts overnight HAHAHAHA🫵🤡
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: I just knew we would get a market mover tweet today, but I didn't think they would sweep the low beforehand
[+6] u/Snowman33001: My dog ate my portfolio.
I’m sorry, I can’t show you my gains.
[+6] u/Loan-Pickle: All the pigeon talk just to end up a theta day.
[+6] u/whitehypeman: Dram homies: it gets better
[+6] u/Memento_mori9608: Bought ANET & AVGO calls today
[+6] u/Solid-Incident-1163: I feel like a bullish bear in this market
[+6] u/Snowman33001: I know at least one person here has MSFT puts and is not happy about today.
[+6] u/PoetGroundbreaking36: Buy at the top sell at the bottom as always
[+6] u/poopieuser909: all but 2 calls expired, last chance at recovery is SPY 750 tomorrow
[+6] u/InfectedClit: Buncha regards in here huh?
[+6] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: Tomorrow will be as glorious day for my all calls portfolio as Finland spanking USA 6-2 today for us in here north
[+6] u/brock2063: Some of you weren't old enough to see the 1999 tech bubble pop and it shows.
[+6] u/tails2729: How many of you made worse trades than a guy who makes trades based off pigeon shit?
[+6] u/ayashifx55: The stock that deserves to burn the most is Tesla
[+6] u/jazzgrackle: SPY gonna pump back to last week’s levels. Looking at the bid/ask spreads, we are bullish. Cancellation of an attack, so anxiety is temporarily placated. Today’s spike on Iran announcement came down, and then picked back up again to legitimize the recovery.
Some seller energy at 738-739, but 738 has already passed several times and the price seems to be stabilizing above.
Basically, if SPY stabilizes above 739 after-hours I’d expect it to pump 5 or 6 points at market open. If it stays under 739, I wouldn’t expect much.
[+6] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Flipped my SOXS for a good profit for SOXL. Might be getting too cute with this shiz
[+6] u/OGWFORLIFE: Wonder how much calls 🥭 had before before 3pm.
[+6] u/trust_it_bb: The fact that market didnt dump in AH and mango posted his weekly taco means new ATH on the indexes before nvda earnings.
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Your rent or mortgage should be 80% of your salary with the last 20% being paid back to your place of work. Housing market prices must continue up and everything else has to be paid back so shareholder value increases.
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: Imagine buying MU at $800 and POET at $24 lmao
[+6] u/astromouse2024: Paul McCartney STILL aura farming even in his 80s. Bro really is HIM
[+5] u/Necessary_Fly_9266: Now that seemed like a bull trap
[+5] u/LifeDelivery911: There's really no reason to not be all in on MSFT now
[+5] u/POWRAXE: Honestly, this pull back before Nvidia earnings could be a catalyst for a slingshot if they crush it.
[+5] u/Jacobpapi: Bought calls at the exact moment he tweeted. Not the best strategy but it worked
[+5] u/PoliticsIsDepressing: I need a status on the bird shit!
[+5] u/amanj41: Anyone ever get into a regarded loop of adding more to the other side of a straddle position when underlying moves one way, then it moves other way, then time passes and shit chops and you lose way more money than you realized you put in?
Couldn’t be me…
[+5] u/CorndogSummer: Oil still $100+ a barrel and Iran still has uranium. He can only kick this can down the road for so long.
[+5] u/Traditional_Sea_6303: Bulls have retaken control at support ... You tried 🏳️🌈🐻..... SPY to 800! YEEEEEEEEEE!
[+5] u/Affectionate-Idea690: Damn iran was saved by the bell today .. 😂
[+5] u/chem_alx: I made 400 on that spike and im very happy
[+5] u/Necessary_Fly_9266: TACO delayed til next Tuesday
[+5] u/tristis_veritas: In bird culture, red days are considered a dick move.
[+5] u/BeautifulHoneydew316: I hate it when my brain won't let me cook food because it's boring but also not order doordash because it's expensive
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: Monday is the new Tuesday.... 🌮
[+5] u/nyse25: the pigeon was right
[+5] u/ChristianM97: 🥭 cancelled pigeon attack on Iran, pump tomorrow
[+5] u/ecoburner87: its actually true cuck behavior to be so dependent, so desperate for 1 man to make your $
[+5] u/perceptive_AI: Boston Dynamic's Atlas robot lifting a 50lb fridge is more impressive than figure's sorting robot and it's also way more mobile. Google selling Boston Dynamic to Hyundai was a regarded move.
[+5] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: (*referring to the US*) This isnt top gun, you're not Maverick. You aren't the quarterback coming to save the day. The century of the quarterback is over. You're the weird kid that might have a gun.
-Tim Dillon
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: I bet we get a mission accomplished tweet sometime this week
Seems like they are setting the stage
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: >Air defence active in the Iranian city of Isfahan -Mehr
would be kinda "funny" if he was completely lying and they strike tonight
[+5] u/Sad_Standard7054: When are we going to take over Greenland again?
[+5] u/4DH2: I told ya today was going to be flat. Tomorrow, ATH
[+5] u/goldenlamp: How can spacex go public with only 4% free float if every pension fund and etf has to buy in, it will skyrocket based on scarcity
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: CAN'T SEE RED IF I DON'T OPEN MY PORT LMAO
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: A Quant Hedge Fund blew up last week because of Taco, and bears somehow think they will make a buck buying Puts, make it make sense
[+5] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Pigeon cucks on life support
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: About to make my seventh trip to Home Depot for the day
[+5] u/aliensayshi: I...I have no more moves since last week due to MU and SNDK boss
[+5] u/widerdog: Never trusting a Monday again
[+5] u/Liquidsnake959: Opened the portfolio, watched my net worth blow.
[+35] u/Lapidated_Llama: Finally quitting WSBs and Robinhood after 6 years and a 70k total loss. Got offered a new job as regional PM so won’t have time to gamble. Best of luck regards.
[+26] u/barelyreadsenglish: honestly cant believe the talksgoingwell tweet still works after 200 fake uses of it
[+24] u/Vito_GYATafore: If my calls print I'll jerk off in the bathroom at work. If my calls tank I'll jerk off in the bathroom at work
[+20] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: MU dropping 12% from pre market highs wiped me man
[+20] u/severed02: Iran better surrender within a week before we give them another week!! 😡
[+17] u/No_Fig_7835: Deal on, deal off, deal on, deal off, deal on, deal off
I’m tired boss
[+17] u/spacemane1: I lost my rent money because of a trump tweet…..
[+16] u/DeezSpicyNuts: I called my mom to let her know you guys are being VERY RUDE to me and she’s coming over there right now
[+15] u/sloanemonroe: wtf is the plan pretending that AI someday becomes good enough to take enough jobs? I guess the plan is to let 90% of people just die and then have basic income or something for the remaining 10%. I don’t get it.
[+15] u/MushroomStunning3947: ban the pigeon man! problem solved
[+15] u/lupinle1: Elon to create OpenBJ to compete with OpenAI.
[+15] u/abroadbroadband: THE PAIN WILL ONLY MAKE US STRONGER
💪🤬💪
BULLS, TOMORROW WE RIDE
[+15] u/ten7four: So you're telling me 🥭 saved the markets by tweeting about delaying a fake planned attack that nobody knew about? This guy might actually be a retarded genius
[+14] u/HULeaked: Imma go shit on my local pigeon markets green tomorrow
[+14] u/FreddieMac6666: Get drunk. It's my birthday.
[+14] u/jonneh: Today is **Day 80** of the war??
#
[+13] u/DuduBeanz: its uncanny how every single time the taco comes at the exact moment the market is about to crater. It's like they got someone monitoring it
[+12] u/gainsusmaximus: Gyna was such a nothing burger
[+12] u/HerezahTip: 1.776 billion.
We are not serious people
[+12] u/SomePolack: Gov created a $1.7bn fund to pay 🥭 supporters
Very legal very cool
[+11] u/Superandrewable_: I mean. Spy calls are safe right?.. RIGHT?
[+11] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: When my brother was 2 years old, he randomly went and punted a pigeon like a football, today it had its revenge on my portfolio
[+11] u/Radiant-Place-6400: longer 🥭 delays military action, more oil prices go up
but if 🥭 does military action, oil prices go up
as long as Iran doesn't come to a deal, it's a win-win for them
[+11] u/mr_stupid_face: I wore my leather jacket to the beach today. (No shirt)
Super ready for some earnings.
[+11] u/Abe2025: Yall ready for another red day? Back to april 2025 lows?
[+10] u/zug_moneycomes: Man with fragile ego eventually will do it. He will attack, because he knows that these talk with Iran will lead nowhere and he knows everyone already laughs on him
[+10] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: fuck you pidgeon fuck
[+10] u/Fhyzikz: I am happy to report a daily realized profit of $510 which is approximately 3x the cost of the internet package I bought for the remainder of this Royal Caribbean cruise
[+10] u/Better_Leading_9812: So you tell me NVIDIA, MU earnings and Space X IPO will all take place in a shitty market. Sure bearzz
[+10] u/hettygreentypebeat: is investing in AI just hedging your future if your job gets taken over by it
[+10] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: How funny would it be if they dont allow congress to trade and the top commenters here disappear
[+10] u/abroadbroadband: Warsh is turning out to be a real bust so far
Who let this guy in??
[+10] u/Axonum: Even Taco Tuesday cannot save your calls.
[+9] u/IntrepidToday0: Now would be a good time to cancel tariffs. Just sayin
[+9] u/SomePolack: NVDA to $230 tomorrow pretty please
[+9] u/Icommandyou: Wonder how long they can keep WTI and Brent artificially low
[+9] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: My palms are sweaty, knees weak, balls are heavy. My mom and I bought calls, got fucked already.
[+9] u/EMC2_trooper: MSFT being the only green stock on the board is the fucking funniest thing
[+9] u/CJBlueNorther: The rest of this week seems dangerous AF regarding which direction to bet on.
Whether or not the ceasefire holds, whether or not Nvidia has good earnings, whether or not bonds/oil continues to be volatile.
The market will either fucking rip or fucking drill this week, Theta Gang won't win this one.
[+9] u/WSB-mods-are-: Cucked in the last 10 minutes lmao
[+9] u/Upstairs_System_6257: If iran doesn't surrender tomorrow, they will get bombed with another 1 week ceasefire. Whole civilization will know peace.
[+8] u/AdExtension3875: We all know nvidia gonna moon, you just in denial
[+8] u/GoProVI: Tomorrow we rebounding
[+8] u/Amazing_Plankton744: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[+8] u/w4k4s: FML. I had a nice big bag of dough there, enough to make the rest of this year smooth for me, my babe and our baby. Wus never gonna gamble again. Now 1/3 is gone. But you know, I bought the dip. I can wait.
[+8] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/BuyHighCryLat3r made a bet that SPY would go to 725.0 within **2 days** when it was 737.349 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 8 wins and 44 losses
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[+8] u/brucekeller: Man, I saw that initial pigeon post when there were only like 5 comments and didn't really choose to comment on it. Could have gotten so many dopamine hits from notifications. :'(
[+8] u/AdExtension3875: Im here to chew gum and lose money.. and im all out of money
[+8] u/IcyDiver3484: Guys I sold my DRAM calls at a loss today because they were bleeding me like a pig, so congrats it's about to have a 25% day
[+8] u/DressPrestigious7088: TOYOTA HILUX IS FINALLY ENTERING THE US MARKETS AFTER SEVERAL DECADES.
FORD F150 CAN POUND SAND.
[+7] u/upvz: rugpulled on nvda calls at open. switched to puts, rugpulled on the taco tweet.
[+7] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: 🥭 about to be done playing these games and straight up evaporate Iran. Very soon. I’m not saying I like it. But that’s where we’re headed. No more 🌮
[+7] u/TheMegaSage: My move is to suffer.
https://preview.redd.it/rgvlw0yxmy1h1.jpeg?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=023ba700e1a83bf6162b38ca8e9d69fd91449cb3
[+7] u/No-Improvement3164: 90 deals in 90 days. Here we are 1.5yrs later still trying to make the 1st deal without changes.
[+7] u/Haikoe: With every 🌮 Iran grows stronger.
This might get really ugly pretty soon
[+7] u/Flea_Mac_Daddy: It's not even Tuesday and we are tacoing.
[+7] u/Ornery_Ad98765: I need 30% on SPY EOY for my leaps to hit what are my chances
[+7] u/No_Image_1122: So my 735p for this friday is cooked ?
[+7] u/Hearts08: Taco Monday.
Tomorrow SPY 745.
Wednesday before NVDA earnings, SPY 750.
Thursday SPY unknown.
[+7] u/Chemical-Coconut-203: Every time my port is down, my mind always wanders to the Epstein files.
Wait, I'm remembering a name on those files...
[+7] u/yeahyoubored: every week is just more made up bullshit
keep kickin the can further and further before it eventually falls off the cliff
[+7] u/PriorMaize488: Is MU a good buy here? Honest Question
[+7] u/No-Improvement3164: I’m just happy to have a phone to trade with and lose money.
[+7] u/Fancy-Presence-5585: After the biggest pump month in wall Streets history things start to cool down and already we're back to the bitching just 2% from ATH
[+7] u/IndependentUsual7444: Am I the only one who isn't rich but also not poor
[+7] u/captain_casino: It's not done. Hundreds of billions in capex depend on significant growth in memory
[+6] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Need dram to go to $60 pls. All I ask
[+6] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Wifes boyfriend called me a stupid bear. I’ll show him once my puts print big tomorrow.
[+6] u/bunnibly: Six pints and a pizza.
I'm bloated.
Unlike my port; that's getting skinnier by the day.
[+6] u/RuthlessWolf: We ending green tomorrow because TACO mwah luv me some green
[+6] u/No-Butterscotch9878: TMOBILE X AST SPACEMOBILE
https://preview.redd.it/lt87cy5cmy1h1.png?width=1163&format=png&auto=webp&s=5cb395945396d8a97f8b38e022b2cbbd357a8c58
[+6] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Green tomorrow. Our greatest leader has spoken
[+6] u/necarpenter417: This cocksucker 🥭 has cost me so much money, first with tariffs, then this fucking war. I might throw away my red hat
[+6] u/NativePlant870: Mr. Market said fuck your calls and puts
[+6] u/savingstrainagain: That uptick on micron is the forming of the right shoulder
[+6] u/Your_mum6969420: investing in take-two, apparently there's going to be a new gta 6 trailer
[+6] u/InitialPsychology731: Is meta a shitcoin or something
[+6] u/Micahftww: SPY 720 tomorrow and I have calls expiring
[+6] u/Unhappy_Reaction8420: What are the odds mu could go up \~35% tomorrow? I’m kinda banking on that type of move or I may be slightly fucked
[+6] u/Deadsea3132: He taco’d why are my stocks still red?
[+6] u/IllustratorHour1618: How NVDA went from $230 open to low of $219 today and closed at $222 with 2 days before record earnings is beyond me.
[+6] u/Throwingdartsmouth: The families of ancestors whose human bones were made into, and then used as, oil deserve compensation. I mean that.
[+6] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: If MU can get to 700 tomorrow I think we’ll be back for more mooning
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/LadderAdmirable made a bet that SPY would go to 755.0 within **3 days** when it was 737.322 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 3 wins and 14 losses
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[+6] u/jonneh: My moves tomorrow are mainly to not get shat on 💩😭
[+6] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Well today wasn’t as bad as it could have been . Bears vs Bulls 1-1 in series. Best of 7
[+6] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: I have never seen WSB this bearish on oil in my life….
[+6] u/abused-throwawayy: Cant wait for another huge VIX drop while everyone screams in my fucking ear that the economy is in shambles when it clearly fucking isnt
[+6] u/SomePolack: That run on RKLB this morning was fucking insane, up like 10% instantly
Was sweating bullets last night watching it dip below $120
[+6] u/Low_Plastic363: No, $1.776B because FREEDOM (to steal money from the general treasury).
[+6] u/Important-Warning806: Isn’t nvda going to go down after earnings?
[+5] u/gore_nis: If MU drops more I am out so it can skyrocket again! You’re welcome
[+5] u/fish_: ok that was the last red day this time for real
[+5] u/Sea-Refrigerator7919: Saw red and didn’t sell my paper hands are now cardboard
[+5] u/Axonum: SNDK back to $1200 tomorrow and MU back to $600?
[+5] u/SignificanceFew5212: This is all gonna be green by the end of the week right everybody?
Right..?
[+5] u/GhostHashira427: Made $7K on NOWL today. Holding for more.
[+5] u/mikemicmayk: I might hold onto my cash for now.
[+5] u/drankleanonce: uh how do i file my late 2024 taxes..
[+5] u/Radiant-Place-6400: Iran IQmogs 🥭 so hard
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: MSFT going back to $500
[+5] u/pawelkos: SONY will make EYES 👀 for Physical AI 🤖 in 2028 $$$ https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/sony-tsmc-plan-new-japan-joint-venture-next-generation-image-sensors-2026-05-08/
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Støcktwïts is like WSB, except if it were only a bunch of losers instead of winners like us
It's like the worst of the internet over there
[+5] u/kemar7856: What's this pigeon doing all over wsb 🧐
[+5] u/yoursupportivedad: The market can move side ways?!? WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME????
[+5] u/manginamonologues: QQQ has pumped 20% off the strait being open. So is it open or not?
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: Spacex is not the ipo to get rich off of
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Is MU gonna moon now
[+5] u/ManonFire1224: Is NVDA worth playing with IV so high?
[+5] u/gimmethatdough: Getcha roasted bers here 5 for $5 mega sale
[+5] u/Rickyskeets69: we definitely pop 1.5% at open tomorrow
[+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: The pump shall continue! Lets gooo!
[+5] u/solid_snake1994: Since 🥭 🌮 today, what will tomorrow bring?
[+5] u/Glittering_rolex_420: Can we avoid the pigeon shit memes and go back to green plz. Ty
[+5] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: I think mango has an edging kink
[+5] u/Incognadeau: That tweet really did a number on my puts
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: You listen to Drake and it shows
[+5] u/zlordbeats: anyone remember when opendoor had the most absurd volume for weeks straight at a time last year what the fuck was that about 🤣🤣
[+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: man Amex just tryin to make people go into debt. my card limit is $40k now. I shoulda asked for more...
[+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: wut just happened to oil
[+5] u/SeesawQuiet5620: how does mu go 665 at 3:30 up to 680 but muu shows 420 to 441. that ratio doesnt make sense
[+5] u/ninjadude93: Anything except universal healthcare lol
[+14] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: maybe just a lil crying in the casino
[+14] u/gayforgoblin: All my gains from last week gone
[+14] u/Nut_Negative: Trump confirms existence of Aliens
Announces deal with said Aliens for unlimited wealth and eternal life
At the expense of 95% of the current population
" I saved 415 million lives, best deal in the universe "
[+13] u/Ozqi: I can’t wait for NVDA to drop 13% on earnings because they beat expectations by 600% instead of 700%
[+13] u/LeftBullTesty: baron I know your lanky ass is in here. tell papa 🥭 to make a deal already so we can resume pump into earnings
[+11] u/LeftBullTesty: bers praying iran keeps their nukes so they can keep their ports
[+11] u/LeftBullTesty: how many of u regards will be millionaires if the ultimate taco 2sday happens tmrw?
[+10] u/stupidber: When I was a kid people thought fruitopia was healthy
[+10] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Just full ported MUU. Not afraid to bag hold for a period of time if I have to, but I refuse to miss on the upside potential. I know right when everyone here hates it and wishes they didn’t buy or says it’s dumping to 0, THAT’s when you buy.
[+10] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Today was precum. Tomorrow we get the FULL LOAD
[+10] u/moosewithamuffin: SPY already green After Hours LMAO
[+10] u/Paul_Robert_: My port is back to 120k after dropping to 55k due to um... "Poor decisions".
Remember folks, if my dumbass can do it, so can you 🔥
[+9] u/DeadLightsOut: According to WTI trumps full of shit
[+9] u/Get_dat_money: back to 750 tomorrow then?
[+9] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Cry directly outside of the casino
[+9] u/claytondpark: Gentlemen today was kinda a big day for me, I earned my unlimited day trading rights back. 5 yrs ago I deposited $25k and until April last year I was -90% 😂 and since then I have gradually made it all back.
I could've been up over $125k as I had may monthly qcom $145 calls before the explosion when it was trading in the $130s and MSFT/spx calls at the end of march bottom that I sold for tiny profits, but I am still happy about my 1yr performance (2500%). It took massive patience and work. Good luck to all those that are struggling to get this game right 👍
[+9] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Earlier today someone in this sub said the US was going to strike within 48 hours but he couldn't tell us how he knew. We need to find that fucker
[+9] u/Micheal_Hancho: 🌮: There seems to be a very good chance to make a deal, if we can do it without bombing i'll be happy
Gotta love the TACO
[+8] u/D1finalboss: I will never get to eat anything other than peanut butter and jelly sandwiches because of my “moves tomorrow”
[+8] u/Individual_Error_428: The crazy thing about the market is that watching the stock won’t make it go up or down
[+8] u/michaelis999: market manipulator in chief will NOT tolerate another red day, shorts you have been warned
[+8] u/Valkorion335786: $11 AH recovery on MU after a $40 dump
Ber sweating
[+8] u/Stealthless: Tomorrow is Taco Tuesday, bears better switch to Calls
[+8] u/eyerollingsex: Just started a new job, and a week in I get another offer with a 40k salary jump
[+8] u/moosewithamuffin: Work is so boring after 4pm
[+8] u/kyndrid_: I swear the one day I buy puts I get a fucking TACO
[+8] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: He cancelled the imaginary attack “scheduled” for tomorrow. Nothing changed.
[+7] u/beerstearns: Kids are upset that I lost their college fund on options, so I went to the bank to get $50 for each of them. But not only did the bank say they can’t loan me any more money, but when I gave the kids an IOU note it just seemed to upset them more
[+7] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: The Rip resumes tomorrow, hope you sold your puts.
[+7] u/Sandvicheater: Microsoft copilot just summarized some of my previous team messages in my teams chat which contained some very sensitive information.
Can some IT specialist chime in why Microsoft is allowed to spy on other companies secret sauce or is my IT department regarded and forgot to flip the AI switch off on my company provided Win 11 laptop?
[+7] u/WocketWaccoon: Tom “fat cuck” Lee said get ready for 🌮 Tuesday
[+7] u/NewDawn101: I didn’t even know there was supposed to be a new war. Can’t follow this plot anymore
[+7] u/Intelligent_Heat451: # NVDA GANG Members checking in
[+7] u/get_da_maney: Open at 745 at a minimum lmao
[+7] u/SeiryokuZenyo: I'm going to find a pigeon and follow it around until it shits on me.
[+7] u/Intelligent_Heat451: # ASTS GANG Members checking in
[+7] u/LeftBullTesty: i thought u regards were joking when you said spy 750 before eow LOL
[+7] u/Me-Regarded: MU back to ATH is the most illogical...but probable outcome
[+7] u/cashivyy: So just buy when its a lil low , and then just wait and it goes up ok
[+7] u/Odd_Papaya8305: 800 by june is crazy lmao
[+7] u/Primary-Effect-3691: I believe that Trumps wants to invade Iran, I genuinely believe his portfolio is more important to him though
[+7] u/Micheal_Hancho: I think SPY went to 800 in the story
[+7] u/Swiftnice: Because you started with $5
[+7] u/_pout_: Why. IV crush makes no sense.
[+6] u/stonetrade: Holy shit attacks delayed again? Who ever saw that coming?
[+6] u/freehouse_throwaway: i think a few weeks ago Cramer said some shit like "i see no bear thesis" on INTC and its like -30% since he tweeted that
i mean yeah its been pumped to the next level but its still pretty funny how good cramer is at this
[+6] u/Icy-Tea-2954: Would be hilarious if MU opens at $750 tomorrow
[+6] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: Yeah I trade on my phone so what? What are you gonna do about it ???? Fuck you!!
[+6] u/GrandKnew: me as a kid: raise taxes! fund education and roads!
me as an adult: ayo who the fuck is FICA?
[+6] u/zephyrs85: Elmo lost his case, I hope he takes out his anger on TSLA shareholders. Have a good evening folks
[+6] u/BigBritches619: Don’t forget to eat if u take adderall
[+6] u/NewDawn101: I been in finance for 15 years and here is the #1 tip no one wants you to know about: being gay for pay is not gay actually
[+6] u/LeftBullTesty: nothing else matters but the bit 🥭. just commit to the bit
🌮
[+6] u/LavishnessTimely7372: DRAM, QQQ and any other semiconductor company
[+6] u/LeakMyBigBowls: I'm on 1% health bar, one wrong move and it's over
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Bruh im leveraged beyond the tits
[+5] u/X-CaliberRacing: Everyone so sure we are going up sure seems like we are at place to keep going down. Nvidia did just pump for 10 days straight! Now would be the prefect time to pull the rug because everyone looks for Nvidia to set new records again.
[+5] u/youdirtyhoe: Im very confused as to what to do with my MU. Are we in a taco situation? Will the market rage of trumps weird bs? Take the loss and just keep it moving? Hold and say fuck it?
Help me fellow retards?
[+5] u/mattawara: I know we live in the upside down, but 706 P/E for CBRS?!? Puts on Cerebras. No way this hype holds.
Edit to correct the ticker because I’m an idiot and had put CBRE vs CBRS.
[+5] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: If I lay brick one time that doesn’t make me a bricklayer. If I clean windows one time that doesn’t make me a window cleaner. BUT YOU HAVE SEX WITH ONE COW AND ALL OF A SUDDEN…….
[+5] u/Charmnevac: How mad y’all think these bers gonna be when they find out that pigeon was just a ber trap 💀
[+5] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: When I’m in a trade I can literally watch the ticker for 2-3 hours and be entertained, literally just watch the candles move for hours
[+5] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: All that buying into close before Tuesday only means one thing 🌮 🌮 🌮
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: Might full port MUU shares while holding a small position in MU puts. Checkmate market, flat forever.
[+5] u/Constant_Story8217: Today I used my male 🍩 to earn money. At first, I felt degraded, but then when I bought my 0dte call right before the 🌮 I finally accepted it - this is my purpose in life. 🙏
[+5] u/trsx5: BIG WATCH FOR TOMORROW: $RDDT + $AMZN
BIG SHORT FOR TOMORROW: $USO
BIG THANG: ME
[+5] u/PM_ME_UR_BASILISKS: Green SPY at night, sailor's delight.
Futes are green across the board.
Did you really think this was it anon?
[+5] u/ChipWong82: Who’s getting roast pigeon for dinner?
[+5] u/LavishnessTimely7372: Taco 🌮 Tuesday tomorrow
[+5] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: Imagine crossing light-years through the freezing void of space, surviving cosmic radiation, gravitational anomalies, and other technological challenges humanity can barely conceptualize only to be perp walked by an 80 year old dementia patient.
[+5] u/JudgmentCharming355: $NOW buy service NOW!!!!!!
[+5] u/SpongEWorTHiebOb: MSFT is a slam dunk after that douche lost the OpenAI trial. They can proceed to their IPO, cash in and pay Microsoft that $300 MM in RPO. Dont miss the rocket ship to $600.
[+5] u/aqjingson: MU bears after hours guhhhhhh
[+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Sandick has bled for the last seven days, Period.
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: man whenever SPY is red and contracts like 3 dollars im buying that shit how tf he turned $1700 to $24k fuck
[+5] u/UnnecessaryPancake: Get ready for "very productive talks" and ultra green stonks in the morning
[+5] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: Big W for theta gang today
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: are you winning son ?
f u c k i n g
l o l
[+5] u/Ok_Wallaby_7401: So does this mean the market knew about/was expecting attacks tomorrow, or is it just a sign of easing tensions? To me it seems like it makes the situation worse knowing we are on the edge of an attack, but I'm also retarded.
[+5] u/LaHhxL: Taco Tuesday tomorrow or nah??? 😂
[+5] u/wickedbeats: ASTS president just said they expect to have a monopoly in a high-growth market for the next 5-10 years before any real competitors come into the market. That is insanely bullish confidence
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Conquering Cuba and taking all of their cigars is ultra bullish spy $950!!
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Remember last week when it was just me and like 2 other people trading lpth in the post market 😏
[+5] u/cryptopolymath: TACO Tuesday order came in early
[+5] u/motherrunner817: Hoping spy 800 by end of June is still viable ish…bought the dip to bring down my average cost and trying REAL HARD not to paper hand it.
[+5] u/DeHunter_54: Might stop trading on monday ngl. Bought spy calls on the dips and it jus kept decaying
[+5] u/EndPretty8032: Do you all listen to lofi at all when trading, to get into the groove
[+5] u/Kickboy21: Shitting my brains out after eating sushi. The fuck kind of alligator fish they put in there bruh 😭😔
[+5] u/tldamico: When that candle hit, I quickly sold my calls and went from -$132 to +$476. Knew better than to think it would stick and locked in the gains. I have serious paper hands.
[+5] u/Sad-Airman: Fuck memory bulls. I want to buy ram for a good price again. I hope it all burns
[+5] u/madcowdiseasereeee: he’s gonna rinse and repeat these delays until the market is up 1000% in all sectors
[+5] u/CD274: 10y 4.59down Vix down gold up wtf is happening
[+30] u/ihopethisworksfornow: MANGO IS A BIG FAT PUSSY WHO’S WIFE IS FUCKING HER BODYGUARD
GAMESTOP IS NOT GOING TO GO UP AGAIN
POET ISNT EVEN A REAL COMPANY
CRYPTO IS FUCKING FAKE AND ONLY EXISTS FOR MONEY LAUNDERING PURPOSES
MICROSOFT PROBABLY GONNA PRINT LONG TERM, JUST SAYING, ITS MICROSOFT. THEY TEND TO PRINT LONG TERM.
IM STARTING TO BELIEVE SAM ALTMAN DID ACTUALLY R-WORD HIS MENTALLY ILL SISTER BECAUSE DAMN IS BRO SKETCHY
AMAZON CALLS BECAUSE ZERO DRAMA AND BEZOS IS NOT IN THE EPSTEIN FILES
[+16] u/financiallythriving: Imagine announcing that you are “postponing” a scheduled attack against your adversary in an ongoing conflict
[+14] u/Leather-Spray9263: Spy will open at 745 tomorrow
[+13] u/bearhunter429: #I hope we pump 12% tomorrow LMAO🤌🦅🗽
[+11] u/zuziannka: Poor to rich to broke in a year doing this
[+11] u/No_Cod972: Is it really only May?
Feels like this year has been 100 years long so far.
[+11] u/spellbadgrammargood: Be Luigi: 10/10, thick eyebrows, rich family, Asian girlfriend, in jail
Be me: 3/10, 1 single eyebrow, poor, hentai, FREE to do whatever I want
Freedom is nice. ^(Also Free Luigi)
[+11] u/BurntKookk: https://preview.redd.it/iphkrwgkcz1h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f258e7d5327113ac0dd518054906d888bcb10f0c
Yo soy retardo
[+11] u/Bilbo_Butthole: You’ve gota be a real retard to be a ber in this market
[+11] u/dljmonkeyboiz: I want out of this timeline
[+10] u/AKNJ907: Fuck you DRAM you dirty little rat fuck bastard
[+10] u/Rare-ish_Birb: When someone coined the phrase 'sell in May and go away' NVDA didn't exist yet.
NVDA 250c 06/18
[+10] u/Independent-Tree-985: imagine being musk and thinking that your butt hurt entitled you the proceeds of a company you sold your stake in
That's like me selling you a loaf of bread and then getting mad because your family enjoyed it and demanding half of it back
and this is the twat you think is gonna take you to Mars
[+10] u/RichScience1589: Nvda 250 5/29 or 6/01
[+9] u/tiger1191: Update: I bought butter pecan ice cream. 5/10
[+9] u/ryzetard: Trump: There seems to be a very good chance to make a deal, if we can do it without bombing i'll be happy
now just double beat and guidance up on nvda and bers r fuk
[+9] u/temporary-account-: Guys this is a stocks sub why are we talking about tacos, chips and dip?
[+9] u/ArkAngelEV: Breaking News: Nominated FED Chair Kevin Warsh is abdicating his seat to 🥭’s first choice, Tom Lee, Head of research at Fundstrat Global Advisors and CNBC contributor.
Tom Lee sees the stock market as “constructive” and expects SPY to be 980 by EOY.
[+9] u/Poptart_Salad: Yep like clockwork any time oil and/or yields go too high we gotta get the truth posts and headlines flowing. Again and again and again the algos buy this crap. Tomorrow surely we will magically be on the precipice of a "deal" where they "agree to everything".
[+9] u/spellbadgrammargood: >Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's Foundation Donates $108 Million In CoreWeave AI Computing Power To Universities
They are using charities to pump this bubble
[+9] u/i2ye: I am diamond handing this bitch through earnings
[+9] u/DiarrheaFartLover: "I'm having a stroke"
[+8] u/Fluid_Product6292: What did Trump say today? I had 737 calls that went nuts today lol
[+8] u/Low-Tough8302: Did any one catch that shrek dick at the end of today ?
[+8] u/ihopethisworksfornow: What the absolute fuck is OnlyFans TV and who is this fat titted blonde lady wearing a crucifix and a see through shirt telling me that it’s *not* porn
[+7] u/sadguy__: What was the fucking point of allbirds going +1300% to be back at almost the same price as it was before are all this so called investors really this regarded?
[+7] u/lococommotion: Dump wasn’t nearly as bad as people were making it seem
[+7] u/No_Current3675: These cunts at work CC me on emails with no fucking context and expect me to read them. LOL, no.
[+7] u/Jimbob404error: Imagine not owning UNH and SaaS before their big run up....
[+7] u/username2571: Can we just get back to pumping memory stocks?
[+7] u/gregory601: Checked the port today. It's not looking good!
[+7] u/username2571: DRAM to 60 by EOW is the solution for world peace.
[+7] u/Neemzeh: Lmfao my NOW calls are already itm and they don’t expire until July wtf. Imagine not going all in SaaS
[+7] u/NotMyMainLoLzy: Spy run up in the morning would be comical. Free money, but comical
[+7] u/Full_Cash6140: Even if the strait opened fully yesterday, oil is not high enough, not even close. This market is so retarded it's disgusting. It's like wallstreetbets took over capital markets.
[+7] u/Iunatic: It's too late. You need to flee to Guatemala or something ASAP
[+7] u/prana_fish: It's dumped like the last 3 times post earnings. It rips when you least expect it, not on a catalyst everyone can see. If you're expecting a pump, better be ready to sell shares in AH.
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Imagine logging less than 2k steps daily on average
[+6] u/we2deep: Sold a Put today at 410 on MSFT. Considering buying calls at some point this week. SaaS had a big day, so it seems like the sentiment is shifting that it is going to destroy them all. In a decade, MSFT has never traded below it's 200 day moving average for more than a day, until recently and seems to have regained it's legs from the downtrend. 50 day is at 465 right now. Google is overbought and MSFT has the lowest P/E of any of the Mag 7. Is it finally time?
ETA: Maybe it just means puts on Googl?
[+6] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: if mu hits 800 again im taking a trip to switerland lol.
[+6] u/Valuable-Lemon-8623: MU permabulls crack me up, wait till they find out what a “cyclical stock” is
[+6] u/Mathguy200: Every week I feel like I have to explain to you assholes three obvious things:
1. If inflation moves, investing into the market is the best way to counteract the “hold and erode” mentality, and therefore stocks will rise as much if not more than the inflationary market
2. Benford’s Law shows that human psychology and the laws of increased exponential metrics such as compounding interest shows that SPY $1000 is far more likely than SPY $500…
3. Remember the market is only as good as the PDH Rain Men we hire to balance our funds. No one stock can go up forever, but the laws of averages dictates that ETF’s and Indices will continue to increase indefinitely so long as we value hiring top talent to aggregately assess risk…
Bear thesis is ass. SPY $1000 EOY. Suck my left nut.
CALLS
[+6] u/clavitopaz: Sell the pump tomorrow and buy 1 month SMH puts. Pussies
[+6] u/ElkQuiet1541: is SAP a good SaaS stock? solid values it seems
[+6] u/blessedfrog: Only a couple hours until Taco Tuesday!!!
[+6] u/YakRepresentative833: This is nothing like 4chan if it found a betting terminal. My friend just texted me to say that he was banned from posting a certain factoid about Kevin Warsh
[+6] u/PulIthEld: i would have been famous if twitch was around in my day for sure no cap fr fr but i dont have the motivation or charisma anymore.
[+6] u/UnderB0SS: I do love that TSLA was down 2.9% today because Papa Autism got pwned in court.
Fuck your fucking balls Chelios.
[+6] u/AKNJ907: Memory given me a good fuckin this week. Good thing my calls have till 5/29
[+6] u/Vasuuuuu: My moves for tomorrow are nothing. I got nothing left in me
[+6] u/SoloDragonGT: Cash is unfortunately a position
[+6] u/LasyKuuga: OH MY GOD WERE NOT GONNA BOMB THE MIDDLE EAST FOR 1 FUCKING DAY LETS PUMP
[+6] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Welcome to the community brother
[+6] u/Hot-Pop-3250: NVDA will beat and raise guidance but still lose 3-5% like the last few quarters?
[+5] u/chessmathster16: Any chance I can wake up tomorrow and SPY is 755 premarket??? 🙏🙏
[+5] u/computernoobe: I'mma keep it a buck I lost hella today
[+5] u/itsgodsposterchild: You guys are silly. Of course he says no attack, he’s going to attack tonight and tomorrow it’s blood 🩸 QQQ puts gon print
[+5] u/tombrady011235: It’s been like two months and nothing has changed about a supposed deal
[+5] u/Street-Badger: There must be a lot of people like me looking at their remaining capital with the utter conviction that they can save the market just by taking a moderately-sized bearish position, long SOXS or whatever. But fuck bulls, I ain’t shorting shit. Enjoy your three month bleed-out.
[+5] u/twostroke1: “The dollar is worthless, might as well use it up”
(I say to convince myself before ordering thousands of $ in new audio gear, hunting gear, car upgrades)
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: I heard a rumor that Joseph Smith is going to release the Berenstein bear files if NVDA drops below 60mph and doesn’t head straight to TelAmeriCorp.
[+5] u/Shah_Zam: Id you didnt DCA on your calls today, then you just hate money 🤷🏾♂️
[+5] u/JPowTheDayTrader: [I regret buying calls last Friday](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1te7bmz/weekend_discussion_thread_for_the_weekend_of_may/om1sf36/)
[+5] u/Red_V_Standing_By: I want to be careful how I word this. I wouldn’t be surprised in the next few years if all these data centers don’t become…uh…targets of vigilantes.
[+5] u/Alert-Pipe-3005: So market getting tricked by "talks going well" for the 100th time huh?
[+5] u/JafarFromAfar2: 🥭 might just agree to a shitty deal in order to stop yields from going higher. 4.4% on the 10y used to be the level that made him react in the past, and it’s at 4.6% now.
[+5] u/extrapartytime: When is Microsoft going to blow up? I’m all in on June calls.
[+5] u/Drunkenm4ster: Tomorrow. Scratch that, tonight. Scratch that, right now.
[+5] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: R bonds still having the yips, I need an update
[+5] u/temporary-account-: My fav pickup line: “Are you uh… uh… um…”
10/10 I get free drinks in my face every time.
[+5] u/lifeiswutumakeit: Wake the Koreans up to pump dram
[+5] u/Original-Ad-3350: Imagine holding \[insert\] into NVIDIA earnings. Why do \[insert\] bag-holders hate money!! Just \[insert\] the chips in the bag, bro!!
[+5] u/Spy300: >Bank of England does not need to hike interest rates, says IMF — it may even need to cut
Lols
[+5] u/Nickzpic: I have calls and puts so I don’t lose as much money
[+5] u/AusConsoleGamesLFG: Full ported 8k based only on prayers, true faith, and signs
Fig calls.. V calls... tsla puts... spy 1dte puts... DE calls...
Aside from spy most are 1 week out expiry, some 2-3 weeks
All 5 went the right direction today so far, sold spy put, and now I'm over 10k so far
Will be continuing this method and turning the initial $500 into $100k within a few months🙏
[+5] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: doesn't steve jobs and co know they can just download more ram, they don't need to be spending so much
[+5] u/blaaackbear: i miss being a retard
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: Nah 1M in 2006 is equivalent to 1.65M today according inflation calculator
[+5] u/Lost-Carry-405: MSFT 🔥 the set up is insane. 2 week Calls will absolutely print
[+13] u/ShrimpieAC: There’s no crying in the casino but what about screaming “OH DEAR GOD I’M RUINED!”
[+11] u/HarryBallZach812: It’s so cheesy when people post about how much was wiped from the stock market in a day…
“1 TRILLION was wiped from the market today ☠️☠️”
Who gives a fuck? That’s a drop in the bucket in today’s market. It comes and goes. STFU
[+10] u/2girls1scope: MU to $750 tomorrow bby
[+10] u/mousepop321: The only thing that makes me feel better about losing 100k is knowing that it was never 100k , that the tax man was going to take 40%
[+10] u/darkspherei: lol mango pussed out again, so much winning
[+9] u/Gortecz: Never question the Pigeon Prophecy again
[+9] u/DoritoDustSnorter: My mother told me
someday i would buy
shares that didn't immediately tank the moment I bought em
[+9] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Cyclists want to be treated like vehicles until they get hit
[+8] u/DesignerSea494: Here come the exit liquidity advertisers… 🙄
The circle of life.
[+8] u/Traditional-Bet2379: Today's intraday low for MUU was $418 near the end of regular trading
Good price considering it's slightly above $450 currently in overnight trading
Now if I hadn't FOMO'd during after hours and bought at $456 LOL
[+8] u/ShrimpieAC: I saw two pigeons banging on top of my car, how do I analyze the technicals?
[+7] u/Guhbigly: 2 consecutive red days are illegal and unconstitutional
[+7] u/dopeadult: standing in the bathroom alone
crying and screaming silently
[+7] u/2020isgreat: By the end of this war the IRGC will have a seat in the Senate lmao
[+7] u/PinealTone: We should consider closing the strait permanently for the indexes to keep going ATH.. lulz
[+7] u/mousepop321: I miss when stocks only went uppies
[+7] u/polodolo98: Korea needs to crash and stay flat for another 20 years LOL
[+7] u/IllustriousTear1315: Was afk at work. how are my MU weeklies doing?
[+7] u/DoritoDustSnorter: You guys are alright
don't come to the casino tomorrow
[+6] u/MathTutorAndCook: I'm buying tech because the future is always the best tech.
[+6] u/violet_evergarden8: Theta gangs are the worst group of cuckholds on this planet. Even bers are better than them.
[+6] u/DesignerSea494: History remembers John Brown as a hero. I wonder what it will think of Luigi.
[+6] u/DonCenote: Who buys a car on eBay
[+6] u/Bcider: I’m gay. I just can’t hold it anymore.
[+6] u/Beloved_Mango: Far OTM leaps on ADBE and NOW will probably be 10-20 baggers from these levels. When the narrative changes to “oh shit AI is actually making them stronger” you won’t be able to get in this cheap and they will climb to new ATHs, and all signs are pointing to that happening. Plus, Orange Man owns both in his individual stock port.
[+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: I still don’t understand why people are so bearish about tech. If you guys weren’t poor you would buy tech
[+6] u/mehmilani: Just a reminder, and average tree stump removal company in the Midwest maes more revenue than some of these AI companies you're going crazy about.
[+6] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Everything is gonna move gay-like until NVIDIA earnings
[+6] u/Robo_e: wth was that eod of day pump
[+6] u/Scalpaholic: Here's how the future of the economy plays out:
US creates AI tools and lays off 9 out of 10 peeps in favor of said AI tools.
Gyna copies the US AI tools and keeps 10 out of 10 peeps...but now complimented with refined copies of said AI tools.
In a few years, the campaign slogans will be "Gyna done took ur jeoabbbb!" In different variations.
TLDR: Calls.
[+5] u/Summerdaysengineer: Pls go out now to save us
[+5] u/onDetop: so servicenow is just gonna run to 115 tomorrow isnt it
[+5] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: Is tomorrow the first taco Tuesday in months that’s red ?
[+5] u/mousepop321: Is Ukraine going to even be farmable ever again? Isn’t the ground like 90% fiber optic wire
[+5] u/xeuropa: Breaking: the 4 week Iran campaign has successfully reached week 11
[+5] u/infinitewaters107: I have to find a new apartment in the next month or two. Area costs 2.5k+ for a two bed one bath smaller than a college dorm room.
With utilities and fees it’ll probably be 3k, and that’s the starting baseline.
And people wonder why I complain about only making 100k pretax.
[+5] u/TheoryInttro: Of course it's chicken of me, but I exited my longs on SPY on that last pump with a bit of profit. I really don't want to hold positions overnight when Dementia Don has his Temu Twitter available.
[+5] u/Worldly-Pair3164: Unironically rotated into McDonalds stock.
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: \*insert ‘I don’t even want any profits anymore’ skeleton praying meme\*
[+5] u/Own-Cauliflower-6992: Do you think it's bad that the entire global economy is relying on Jensen to surpass expectations again with a beat & raise?
Not me!
[+5] u/2020isgreat: So what happens when we fold and oil prices still don't drop
[+5] u/pretender80: I was busy at work today. Wtf was that 3pm candle?
[+5] u/fattywannapatty: i'm so greedy bro had puts in profit then just let $20k vanish on that reversal
[+5] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: This dumb shit is pumping again? So tired of this.
[+5] u/fiddlefaddlegumdrops: I wonder what made all the algos converge and spike up tickers across the board at 15:02 today.
[+5] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: This IRS settlement is bonkers. Glad 🥭 and 🥭 are in agreement; the US government should make a fund for his allies for when they are invariably sued or charged. Just outcome! We live in a wild world people.
[+5] u/fundhdjdjksjs: Spy puts for tomorrow thinking of selling in the morning. Ofc we are going to rocket 🚀
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Hey guys just woke up from a 1 week coma. Have my MU shares hit 1000 yet? I havent checked
[+5] u/NotRobotNFL: Remember 2016 golden state warriors and how they would go on a run in the 3rd quarter, the other team knew it was coming but there was nothing to be done, then they go down 25 points and game over.
That’s what it’s like when my wife gets on a roll complaining. I know it ends with her crying and then boom…crying because the church is not doing enough to speak up against what’s going on. Crying
[+5] u/TequilaTrader: I was up 60% on my GOOGL calls then something went south.
[+5] u/music_is_gud: But did you have enough conviction back then tho?
[+5] u/netflix-ceo: Anyone tracking Baron’s moves? Pelosi dreams to have his returns, and Buffet gets his stock tips from him. What a clever lad, must be due to his superior genes, both parents are geniuses 😂
[+11] u/pink_ego_box: The whole "let's just use the last month of oil reserves left and pray that tankers teleport to my doorstep as soon as the Strait opens" is going to fuck up Australia, Europe and Asia, and stocks are not reflecting that at all.
[+10] u/cbusoh66: Iran's "2 weeks extension" expired like 3 months ago
[+9] u/housemouse431: its so funny how just postponing an attack leads to a pump lmao.
[+8] u/touron69420: Can’t wait to comment “I’m so fucked” 5 minutes into the casino open tomorrow morning
[+8] u/Old_Cartoonist3930: Mu makes me hate my life, RIP to so many investors today. Fuck my life
[+8] u/Emilio___Molestevez: hedgies trying to shake my $MU position don't realize I held $NBIS from $140 to $60
[+8] u/Round-Day561: Does anybody actually post real plays anymore or does everyone just shit post? Its fun, but super useless
[+8] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: WTF happened now fuck this market im down so bad
[+7] u/DDGib: Anyone else only reason for living is options trading and once you finally get liquidated, you’re going to find a sturdy tree branch?
Doing a research paper on it of course
[+7] u/cbusoh66: MU will make $100 billion in PROFITS next year. That's what TSLA will make in sales.
TSLA's market cap is twice MU's, and these idiot MMs think they can shake me out of my MU shares and leaps with this manufactured mini-dump? GTFO
[+7] u/Legendary-Lemon: Allbirds shifting to AI was clearly the top signal. Damn PigeonAI
[+7] u/RelentlessPutz: Wemby has more point and rebounds then 4 of okc starting 5 combined.
[+7] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: I'm working from home tomorrow...YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 🤗
[+6] u/E39_CBX: Honestly ServiceNow to $150 based just on the way McDermott looks
[+6] u/McClintockC: Most of you only have one penis and it shows 😒
[+6] u/cashflow_: In South America when they can’t figure out why something isn’t working they just tell you they escalated the problem to a specialist team and to watch out for an email and then you never hear from them again.
[+6] u/Coogiez: I’m gonna become an influencer
[+6] u/McDouchys: God speed to the Korean warriors
[+6] u/FatandBankrupt: Can’t wait to eat tacos tomorrow , GREEN chili tacos.
[+6] u/Feisty-Payment9614: I’d bet my whole life savings at -1000 odds that god is not real
[+6] u/Eddyrancid: Idk why I bother checking futes anymore. They've always been unreliable, but now they're completely random.
[+5] u/photosynthescythe: If you’re not shitting 3-5 times a day what are you even doing?
[+5] u/unclefire: 🌮 postponing attack. We moon tomorrow.
[+5] u/PopularCut4124: The top is in
That’s what she said
[+5] u/Postmodern_Pastiche: Shrek snorting a huge rail of Cialis at market open tomorrow morning and is gonna wreck every bear in here
[+5] u/Turbulent_Finish9860: This market is so freaking manipulated. Rate cuts in June. War end in July. Bull run forever
[+5] u/rocier: Mango is very good at sprisies. Shame they're never good suprises
[+5] u/Lanky_Chard3288: I sold my google/msft/asts at the top and rebought at the bottom before i went in for some surgery
ASTS 5/29 88C
ASTS 8/21 100C
UPS JAN 15 2027 90 CALL
ARCHR 7/17 7CALL
MSFT 5/29 425 CALL
GOOGLE 7/17 405 CALL
1 rocketlab share
[+5] u/Klutzy_Display6531: Where is this war ending news coming from
[+5] u/Jordykins850: It would be funny if bond markets have just had enough with the man in charge and get more and more “yippy” until he is no longer in charge. I think this is a plausible scenario and perhaps the only one that allows gradual deflation versus calamitous crash when consumer cracks fully, regionals start failing, geopolitical tensions boil over, AI buildout expansion peaks, etc..
[+5] u/killainvest: I have four weeks left on my calls but I can’t have too many days like today. Let pump this garbage
[+5] u/superzorenpogi: You know baron already bought calls for tomorrow when that posted
[+5] u/McClintockC: I'm taking a nap and you'd better have this ber market gone by the time I wake up 😠
[+5] u/half-coldhalf-hot: After everything my port is down 0.09%
[+15] u/OsamaBagHolding: Guys I'm hear from the future to tell you that Iran war is over, it went really well we came in second place
[+15] u/Grateful5150: When the country is at the point where a politician will actually stand in front of of people and say they have it hard because they don’t even make 200k and work 140 days a year, we are fucked.
Calls it is.
[+15] u/lschoch2: Wow I was up 25% in a week and I held regard
[+15] u/FirefighterWorth3649: No matter how fckd you are, here in wsb there is always someone's more fckd
[+13] u/Standard_Tea8250: Been sitting at the gym parking lot staring at my account slowly evaporating during AH for an hour
[+11] u/Ceyenne18: at this juncture, I'm actually wishing for a complete crash so that mango is forced to stop this clown show
[+10] u/ballsonreddit: If tomorrow doesn’t end big green then taco Tuesday is fake
[+10] u/HeftyBox3580: https://preview.redd.it/sl4sd9u9402h1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2090994ba8350cb9078be924b823de93ad0afa0d
Calls on VENUS. And light pollution
[+10] u/Drokeep: Yall gonna fall for it again dumb bers. Calls
[+10] u/dddman85: I bought calls and am fucked
[+10] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Well im on track to lose another several thousand tomorrow
[+9] u/bigfan49: Today was someone’s first day hearing about MU
[+9] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: The morning pump and dump was one of the most insane things I’ve seen in this market
[+9] u/skymagic: futas, can't live with'em, can't live without'em amirite 🤣
[+9] u/CamelotCosmos: Only time I ever got Margin called was on my simulated trading account in my brokerage app. I often when back and forth between that and the real one. Thought I made the trade in the real one. When I saw how deep red I was I hyperventilated in bed for 6 hours. Called the brokerage to say I couldn’t cover the -$15k. The broker told me how regarded I was.
Thus, a wallstreetbets regard was born
[+9] u/Visible_Ad6287: Anyone who doesnt think tomorrow is green AF probably bet on Buffalo today
[+8] u/aa73gc: I too make a trade every 7 minutes
[+8] u/Due-Dirt-8428: Computah make this guy gay and horny ⬆️
[+8] u/Briack89: We just waiting on negotiation for Samsung strike
I am going to sleep and wake up and everything +5%. Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+8] u/jakeisarake: Someone told me the market is meant to be as frustrating as possible, I feel that hard today
[+8] u/AndItsThetaAgain: I’m sorry your unconditional love was waiting all day to see you and you are uncomfortable accepting all their love
[+7] u/hypeaze: People gonna sell TSLA to buy SPCX. Its so obvious, TSLA $300 by June 12th.
[+7] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Direction is still obviously up.
[+7] u/GoogleKushforLunch: I need an unhealthy pump to 800
[+7] u/SlfImpr: Market makers like Citadel and brokerage firms want to rip off the retail traders/investors even more:
[https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/white-house-reviews-ban-trading-182617251.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/white-house-reviews-ban-trading-182617251.html)
>(Bloomberg) -- The White House is reviewing whether to amend and potentially scrap a decades-old rule governing stock trading that’s meant to make sure investors get better prices for their transactions.
[+7] u/Stock-Accountant: long on big booty latinas here
[+7] u/GeneralHoudini: the tacos are coming
[+6] u/JuicyJohnny69: What else are we supposed to trade on?
[+6] u/Special-Age6210: right now, stop whatever the fuck your doing .. and look at the 1yr QQQ chart
[+6] u/rapsfan1515: SEMIS BULLS JUST WANT TO SEE THE WORLD BURN - WE HEROIC BEARS WANT TO RID HUMANITY OF YOUR GARGAGE DATA CENTERS. SOXS NOW AND GET RICH SAVING THE WORLD
[+6] u/opiewann: Strong beats from Home Depot gonna start the next leg of the rally
[+6] u/StatementWide8309: Bruh i just woke up, what fuckin war is happening??
[+6] u/Standard_Tea8250: Whats worst to be bag holding Hood @90 or SNDK @1520
[+6] u/BoomerSharkBoy: any MU bagholder with me ? how you feeling ?
[+6] u/AKASetekh: I bought MU and it immediately tanked, I'm sorry everyone. Ill be watching it and crying...
[+6] u/PositiveMind7860: Bers have poo in their fur
[+6] u/ballsonreddit: Damn how far MU SNDK gonna fall..
[+5] u/SocietyMedium5948: Ur smoking crack it will be up tomorrow
[+5] u/rapsfan1515: SEMIS BULLS SKIPPED GRADES 2, 5 AND 11.
[+5] u/opiewann: Ber celebrating after getting rugged today
[+5] u/DiamondHands667: Anyone know when the PDT rule gets changed from 25k to 2k on Robinhood?
[+5] u/BillyShears2015: Bears, you’ve always been a nice guy. Don’t come to the market tomorrow.
[+5] u/Indra_Sx: Checking the app just makes it go lower.
[+5] u/dreggers: why are pajama traders trying to crash SNDK
[+5] u/AdvisorOdd1938: I think Jensen will mind fuk everyone post earnings. To the fucking moon.
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: MSFT mf it's your time
[+5] u/upvx: the literal moment I bought nvda and mu calls
[+5] u/Bulbousonions13: Got murdered on AXTi today, tried to buy the dip at 113 😞
[+5] u/TazFanBoys: It’s my cake day yet I’m eating ramen 😪
[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Hold on, I’m either onto something or on something
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: I sleep better at night knowing we have a leader who so considerately takes into account the requests of other Middle East countries LMAO 🤌 🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮
[+5] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: As soon as I heard two regards at ramen yday talking about how much money they made on AMD, i knew we gonna be ghey red today
[+5] u/Purple_Bearkat: Is SaaS really a play or just a rebound lay until the market and semis hook up again?
[+5] u/AdvisorOdd1938: Bers actually fukt. We fucking start mooning tomorrow and peak by eow. Ber genocide begins at open
[+5] u/NiceOwner: They will invade Iran, don’t be fooled by his fake extensions.
[+17] u/Beagle001: FUCK I miss WSB from a few years ago. Even the nightly threads had good DD. And when people tried to be interesting or funny, They ACTUALLY were! This is fucking miserable.
[+15] u/wildcat1055: See what you guys did?
Now tomorrow he really has to Taco
[+14] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: BROKE ASS BEARS ARE STUPID BITCHES. LMAO. THEY ARE GOING TO GET THEIR BACKS BLOWN OUT TOMORROW,. HAHAHAHA.
STAY FKN POOR BEARS
[+12] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: > 🥭 ON IRAN: THERE SEEMS TO BE A GOOD CHANCE THAT A DEAL CAN BE WORKED OUT
He's literally a broken record and the market just eats it up lol
[+11] u/JohanLiebert92: Bers had their fun for 2 days, green hulk candle coming after another postponement
[+11] u/EntranceHaunting: The TACO will be generational, leading to Iran becoming a new major regional power.
[+11] u/Altair82: 🥭: You're lucky these Gulf countries are holding me back. OMG You're so lucky right now
[+10] u/Schmidtys: only thing thats gay in here is okc fans
[+9] u/LaserGuy626: Just dissolved my pension 20 years early to buy options.
Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+9] u/McKoijion: AI datacenters are primarily funded by Middle Eastern oil money laundered through private credit funds operated by Jeffrey Epstein's closest friends.
Elon Musk's goal is to dump SpaceX shares on index fund investors as fast as possible before the AI/oil/private credit bubble bursts.
https://www.fool.com/investing/2026/05/17/spacex-accelerates-ipo-timeline-10-things-to-know/
https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/spacex-ipo-force-index-funds-120352596.html
Musk lost his big case against Sam Altman today, but he succeeded in delaying OpenAI's IPO until the end of the year. As every televangelist knows, when it comes to scamming old people out of their retirement funds, it pays go first.
https://www.fastcompany.com/91544267/openais-courtroom-win-over-elon-musk-clears-a-major-obstacle-to-an-ipo
[+9] u/SkoomaJunki3: No way Wemby just hit that curry-like 3 lmao
[+9] u/sa-sa-sa-soma: apparently, the SEC is going to allow trading of blockchain tokenized stock soon.
which would allow 24 hour trading. probably so politicians don't have to confine their corrupt trades between the hours of 9:30am and 4:00pm
[+8] u/PositiveToe2761: Went to a national park over the weekend. Can’t help but think how much more beautiful it would be with a data center in the middle of it
[+8] u/tocinoman: Somebody said "President Bond Yields" in the daily thread today and I'm still laughing about it 10 hours later
[+8] u/Harp-Note: Username does not check out.
[+7] u/bear2bebull: All in calls on Wemby. Wtf this guy ain’t human
[+7] u/Beneficial_Ad9547: Wemby 41 and 24, modern day wilt
[+7] u/Vikingnorris: People didn’t change but the jobs got unnecessarily harder. Late stage capitalism brought us to an unhealthy point for labor. People are all squeezed to the brink while employers ignore they are human beings. I’ve been around a long time. The workforce has never been more toxic from the top down.
[+7] u/Worried_Quarter469: We need to take shifts monitoring truth social to get our response time to algo level
[+7] u/diefy7321: Yes, let me frame the business card of a guy who pumped trillions into assets so my kids and their kids can’t purchase a home lmfaooo
[+6] u/ddrsdght: Alien disclosure will happen during spacex ipo
[+6] u/f0xinaround: The worms are their money 🪱
The bones are their dollars 🦴
[+6] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: 742 tomorrow I hope, 🌮 for my lunch tomm..
[+6] u/ddrsdght: Multiple /r/bald posts on the front page god this site is cooked
[+6] u/BlackKnightsOptions: I don't sleep well when I'm holding options overnight. I don't sleep well when I'm all cash either though.
I don't sleep well
[+6] u/ostlert: You’re welcome bulls. I tried my first put a few minutes before close.
[+5] u/Aware-Travel6743: I been a shorting semis and sndk since Apr 10th and turned long this morning. Use this info as you may :) Probably generational bear market started today.
[+5] u/ImWellEndowed: SGA is a pussy ass bitch
[+5] u/Mettabreaks: How many NVDA earnings have been followed with blood red? Anyone know the exact count? Roulette logic says green this time. Bigly. The bigleyest of biggles
[+5] u/i_simp_f: i will NEVER clean my room. fuck you women
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: Absolutely a foul on castle. They’ll never call that tho.
[+5] u/Fuzzy-Development872: Why is everything tanking like a whore?
[+14] u/gentlesandwich: Imagine buying puts on stocks that are literally held by potus
[+13] u/GreenGameboyColor: Goodnight, my handsome friends 😴
[+10] u/winston511: Got a 3wk ban in world of warcraft for calling someone a dog, can you imagine if those soft ass game devs came here
[+8] u/Particular_Price7546: I feel that Spirit airlines, really shouldn’t have gone down like that man. Their planes were trash but their tickets were cheap… how am I supposed to fly to your moms house now?
[+8] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Ik off topic but holy fuck did anyone see that Wemby legacy game
[+8] u/GenitalWartHogg: Can I please get some TACO bell at 7AM?
[+8] u/wendystendys: My fuckin Asians back home just dumping everything
Fuckers
[+8] u/GenitalWartHogg: MU can’t keep getting away with this
[+7] u/gentlesandwich: All these people saying NVIDIA always dumps on earnings... makes me think NVIDIA gonna pump on earnings.
[+7] u/Dude_HaHa: # When all this tumbles down, Jensen and Enron will be panhandling on the sidewalks. Jensen will still have his leather jacket LMAO, Enron will be on hash.
[+7] u/bilingualbunny: Betting on a deal tomorrow ngl. Guaranteed 2% day if so
[+7] u/veteran_of_disorder: If your roommate just came out of the bathroom and said "Israel just got nuked , I saw a thing " Where would you go to see if it's true ? The latest breaking news ?
I came here .
[+7] u/ChemistLeading3484: 745 open. 750 10am 755 10:01am
[+6] u/bigmeatbag: Imagine how hard Xi's dick is right now.
[+6] u/SpyBagholder: here is my schizo theory:
Musk lost the court case with altman and accelerates IPO for SpaceX. This cant be just a coincidence, I think that filing the S1 will have the market actually have good estimates for how AI companies are ran from the financial side. They wont be able to inflate the revenues and losses which will give a clear picture to the burn rate of OpenAI and Anthropic. This could collapse alot of investment that has gone into this space.
[+6] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Has taco Tuesday ever disappointed ?
[+5] u/runeface: Anyone full porting Webistics tomorrow?
[+5] u/KevinWarshNudes: Outta the loop on this bird shit wtf is this? Y’all retards won’t shut the fuck up about it.
[+5] u/hta157: My dog died and i wish i could have that more than anything. Weird take.
[+5] u/DoubleFamous5751: Fig making my port not look like shit 👌
[+5] u/Xtal_D: I bought a SPY weekly for the first time today and held it. (The other time I attempted a longer option play I ended up selling the same day.) When I left for work it was about break even, then I came home and quickly looked before my shower and I was up 6%. "Oh, that's nice" I thought like a little old lady finding a butterscotch. Then I looked at the chart and it was like attempting to understand an Eldritch horror. I actually checked if I had some setting wrong or there was a graphics problem.
[+5] u/Mission_Ad_6234: Who takes melatonin for sleeping
[+5] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: here's my thesis on why bers r fuk: 🤓🌈🕊️
[+5] u/OkRecommendation1040: Mu and nvda are such fucking dogshit omg
[+15] u/aioliravioli: I was chanting MU to 1000 last week
now I'm chanting MU to 500
I trade off emotions and vibes
[+13] u/No-Alarm3762: Overnight market ain’t lookin to good fellas
[+12] u/Soffatjockis: Meta is so cooked
Zuck is ruining his shitty company. And I'm all for it.
[+12] u/dmk_world: The dip is over, back to printing ATHs every day.
[+12] u/H6UEF4WU8X: I’m shorting the possibility my wife will give me head before work.
[+11] u/S0Anon: The tacos will get more desperate and the pumps will get more wild
[+10] u/Bochyat_Jaa: I’m feeling horny might buy a long
[+9] u/I_am_Nerman: 30-Year is the highest it's been since July 2007
[+8] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Fellas, today I got a fat offer from an AI company. I’m taking it. But this is your signal that the top is near lmao
[+7] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: she just rejected me chat
[+7] u/kairepaire: The Mu company stock chart looks like it is going to dive off a cliff
[+6] u/n1ck90z: This is the proverbial calm before the pump
[+6] u/unorganized-orange: Of course once i leave oil, oil traders immediately become immune to 🥭's bullshit
[+6] u/automagic_username: The 30 year is the highest its been since 2007. But 2007 was the lowest it had been for like 20 years preceding 2007. So why should i be panicking. Genuine question. i'm the highest i've been.
[+6] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Heads up guys I'm postponing the annihilation of an entire civilization.....get your calls
[+6] u/DMND_Hands: i love when people talk about bond rates
like find me 3 people you actually know that purchased bonds this year or ever
[+5] u/Hellmale: Who pays $26.99 for Netflix? Puts on NFLX
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: I'm literally the Victor Wemyama of trading options.
[+5] u/zzzzzz808: “My portfolio is escaping to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism… SPACE!”
- Tim Curry, Red Alert Red Alert 3
[+5] u/bosco2110: I held my spy calls that expire tomorrow. We are gonna dump so hard
[+5] u/Ok-Flatworm-3397: Didn’t trade today, saw MU on the scoreboard at 679 and thought it was SPY. I was like damn market got crushed!! Alas I am regarded
[+5] u/llasar17: best i can do is a 3 year old warm can of redbull i found in my garage
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: i get so bored when casino not open ):
[+5] u/Inevitable_Gainz: Feel like blowing all of my money on $743 calls tomorrow
[+5] u/CoolConfusion3606: It's Taco Tuesday, we are once again making a perfect deal with Iran. Stop generating dogwater ai pigeon memes and buy some calls.
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Is it me or is the pigeon movement shallow and seemingly forced.. just not as impactful as some of the lore this sub has produced
[+5] u/RJ5R: Who stands to profit? The suppliers, distributors, retail, all 3?
How can we get in on this trade?
[https://www.reddit.com/r/oil/comments/1tfvbqp/motor\_oil\_is\_the\_next\_shortage\_and\_its\_just\_as/?sort=new](https://www.reddit.com/r/oil/comments/1tfvbqp/motor_oil_is_the_next_shortage_and_its_just_as/?sort=new)
The summary:
Shell's plant in Qatar was hit by Iran taking it offline for what could be 2 years. They refine the base formulation for both MOBIL1 and Pennzoil. Other plants hit as well. In total, around \~55% of the US Group III base oils come from gulf region and the current output is 0. Toyota, Nissan, Autozone, and others began to sound the alarm as early as mid April. We are now 1 month after that initial alarm and the shortages of 0W-16 and 0W-8 are imminent and already occurring nationally.
As far as what you should do personally with your own vehicle:
You can do some "diluting" to stretch supply using 0W-20 as a temporary measure, so they're saying that eventually this could also cause 0W-20 prices to spike as well. O'Reilly's has already stopped bulk purchases of 0W-16 and 0W-8. If you drive any vehicles that use these grades of oil, I highly suggest you go and buy enough to get you through the rest of the year maybe even through next year. The Walmart near me only had 4 jugs left of 0W-16
[+5] u/sylphvanas: Why has VXX dumped the last 2 days when the market has been super red?
[+5] u/OrganicBirthday107: Yesterday I found out that I am only down to my last 10k from my savings! I lost it all
[+5] u/Creative-Package6213: It's not even a good site.
[+15] u/noahmfs: Profits? You guys have profits?
[+14] u/nordik1: bet the house today while everyone was panic selling
got an appointment at the ferrari dealership tomorrow after the moon
[+13] u/Own-Payment-5287: MU 800 by open or I execute all pigeons.
[+11] u/zurijer: Dump tomorrow cause TACO already taco’d
[+11] u/Cosmorto: Gimme the mother of all pumps, SPY 750 eod 🙏🏻
[+10] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: Get rid of the weak hands first and the market pops right back up. Always has been.
[+10] u/FatFluffyFish: Rugpull at open, my long dated calls remember yesterday too well
[+9] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: Already imagining the run-up after nvda earnings and iran peace deal.
[+9] u/Unlucky-Design-6564: MU gonna buttfuck us again at open like yesterday guys?
[+9] u/xeemyy: I'm a Europoor and my net worth is 60k at 32 LMAO 🤌
[+9] u/Useful_Donut6789: Open credit cards in your name and take you out for ice cream with it
[+8] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Inverse reddit, shits gonna pump to the tits
[+8] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: https://preview.redd.it/mibs632et12h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60677dbc54d0e8001b66394ac4a98fa5180315a6
[+8] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: Iran war still active. Inflation. New fed chair. Oil price still over 100. Your wife still talking to her bulls.
Takes your profits and chill now.
[+7] u/Top_Cranberry_3254: DJT traded stocks over 3,700 times in Q1 2026 - averaging 59 trades per day, 9 per hour, or one trade every 7 minutes
And this is why I stay 80% cash.
This market is a scam about to burst.
[+7] u/kabbowkabbow: if you call your broker they have a "secret menu" of even higher call strikes you can buy, strictly for the most sophisticated investors
[+7] u/CrabKates: Y’all into the dark arts of penis tickling?
[+7] u/WetLumpyDough: Can we have 1 fucking Green Day. JFC
[+7] u/PristineDiscount3208: interest rates don't matter, when a house gets listed and goes pending within a week.
[+7] u/_3470: do u guys think NVDA earnings can save DRAM and MU
[+6] u/Same_Bag711: Saw Reddit gassing up Obsession so I thought it must be mid. I genuinely thought I was gonna shat myself multiple times during it. A+ for making me not think about my sinking port for two hours.
[+6] u/WeaknessLegitimate82: TACO didn’t have the same impact as last few times , he needs to say something more positive . Like we are close to a deal , it will be over soon .
[+6] u/barnshaw292: Im calling puts and putting calls in today
[+6] u/Vlisa: Today’s prediction: I will have less money by close than I do at open.
[+6] u/25999: Man, this looks like a +2% day...
[+6] u/achoo_blessyoo: It doesn't work like that
[+5] u/Wack0_: Wemby is the next face of the league, OKC humiliation masterclass ongoing
[+5] u/Suspicious-Composer8: Don’t miss the memory bus
[+5] u/Jemmani22: So is nvda gonna turn this market green again?
Or are we going to dive into the depths of hell?
[+10] u/BecomingSavior: Sir, a second pidgeon just shit on the building.
[+10] u/TipEmpty8429: Down 30k in one trading day, better skip that $4.30 coffee
[+10] u/TheYearGuesser: Now memory is fucked its back to gambling I guess
[+9] u/StonksInvesteur: GUESS WHO JUST HELD OFF BOMBING IRAN ON TUESDAY???
[+8] u/M4roon: Foreign pornstars in Taiwan only pay 50% taxes even if they're in the highest bracket.
The more you know.
[+7] u/narcteh: Tomorrow it's either steak or cup noodles.
[+7] u/Wows_Nightly_News: This level of bullishness can only mean Hormuz is still closed
[+7] u/Secure_Dog3810: literally impossible for SPY to stay red without some sort of huge bounce lol
[+7] u/After_Working_6499: The answer is always calls
[+6] u/IndividualNo7155: Market will be green like poop today
[+6] u/chaiza5599: I know the future is looking dark... but for some reason, there's a sliver of hope in my mind that miracles are coming... Please taco god... please 🙏🏻
[+6] u/mrnestor: Should I sell nvda and rotate my assets?
I'm a bit scared today
[+6] u/Academic_Lock_1699: Thinking about RKLB 200$ cs for Dec 🤌
[+6] u/Jerikolol: Bloomberg "Europe is so shit, that since we have no tech and suck, we actually are going to open green for once"
[+5] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: Okay okay Pigeon shit over, now it’s time for the bulls to fuck the pigeons
[+5] u/Syllabub_Visual: My plan is to first make a lot of money like I mean a lot then run for congress when I’m 75 then run for the grand Oval Office when I’m 85…
[+5] u/Vikkio92: I really need today to be green but this sub is way too bullish so I'm not optimistic
[+5] u/All_FIREdUp: How tf am I supposed to spend several weeks in Europe and then return to my ratchet ass American city 😭
[+5] u/CharmingSoil: spacex is going to be such a nightmare ipo
[+5] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: LMFAO ACHR actually shilling on that dumb-ass Yellowstone spinoff. That's gotta spell the end for that shit heap.
[+16] u/jb_1699: pre market green = red day
pre market red = red day
thinking about inverting my port
[+15] u/kingkongsdingdong420: Give us a deal taco man. It does have to be true. Just lie and say theres a deal.
[+12] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Did Warsh forget to restart the printer before going to sleep
[+10] u/One-Commission2873: Green premarket yesterday, ended red.
Red premarket today, will end green.
That's basically how it works, right?
[+10] u/borkdpasito: Japanese bond market about to crash and oil running out and you’re holding fancy computer chip companies 😂🫵
[+10] u/OrangMiskin: Your calls? Fukd. Your wife? Left. Your life? Ruined.
[+10] u/marrful: Jerome would never let it get this red
[+10] u/OffTheRecord4872: So many bers. 🌮Tuesday and we ride to promise land. Ber anoos gettin ready.
[+9] u/RegardEngineer: Just say "I repositioned my portfolio to protect against volatility" instead of "I panic and sold everything".
[+9] u/Throughlifeanddeath: V shape at open. I'm calling it
[+8] u/hardcrepe: Freak the fuck out and sell everything! It’s fucking over!
[+8] u/Star_Lord924: Can mango just make a fucking deal in the middle east and get this fucking over with and start pumping again dammit 🤬🤬
[+7] u/Prestigious_Tax7415: SPY if you’re going to be a good boy we can all have a good time. Someone shoot the pigeons god damn it
[+7] u/Panican_Skywalker: Retards really think since AI can vibe code a shitty app in a weekend that these hundred billion dollar SaaS companies with thousands of recurring customers and are deeply embedded into enterprise workflows will go to zero 🤣
[+7] u/A55BAG: Even Jensen couldn't save MU
[+7] u/Glam34: Watching premarket while pooping. Aint this some shit.
[+7] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: NVIDIA earnings has to save us man
[+6] u/EnvironmentalAir8771: Let the bloodbath begin
[+6] u/dbd209: Imagine what will happen when the USA Government can't manipulate WTI and it just rips. Probably a month or two away, until the SPR reserves get too low and the market goes bananas.
[+6] u/ratman573: Ok I need everyone to sell MU and forget about it and also for the stock to go above ATH
[+5] u/jerm2z: Fucking boomer stock Home Depot is on the big board why?
[+5] u/Some_Edge1544: Sel in may and go away👀
[+5] u/BerryExpress: ah fuck it i dont care. i made plenty yesterday. today all i want is for a girl to sit on my face.
[+5] u/OffTheRecord4872: To fix our little issue, I shat on a pigeon.
[+14] u/TheMostMid: https://preview.redd.it/pld7ja3xj22h1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecf7bd7d545037588d33a642b704378ef4d4f753
Here we go again.
[+11] u/Thecreamcheeze: Why would Iran want to make a deal when 🥭 is sweating like this. They could do NOTHING and thing would only get worse for him domestically
[+11] u/hioman01: It is always NVDA earnings, fuck that stock
[+10] u/WhiteSock_: SpaceX IPO is starting to look a lot like that shoe designer scam from Wolf of Wallstreet
[+10] u/damnthatbooty: I don’t make the rules but the level of bearishness in here is making me think inverse wsb
[+9] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: We got our dip, now the market can go back up again 🙏🏼
[+9] u/hioman01: Believe it or not, >!margin!< calls
[+9] u/steem99: nvda earnings tomorrow literally decide the fate of the entire earth
[+8] u/sonspurs: I am normally a bear but I have seen this shit way to many times. We start red pre-market and then market manipulation starts and calls are locked in
[+8] u/According-Essay-4973: In 5 years we will all look back at this memory bubble and be like, "oh it was so obvious that all these new factories would be built and memory prices would collapse by 50%+".
[+8] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: when stocks go up, they go down
[+7] u/KeyReaction892: Hold on I’m confused all the bulls we’re talking about how war, inflation, etc didn’t matter. I was promised spy 800 this week. WTF.
[+7] u/Mahrez-: Spotify’s new logo is so ugly I’m buying puts.
[+7] u/gamersEmpire: 🚨 SELL 🚨 SELL 🚨 SELL 🚨 SELL 🚨
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: dump 1-2% at open, fake pump eod to dump more the next day.
I am tired boss...
[+6] u/Sommersun1: Sell all your dumbass speculative stocks and put it all on a secure, stable Pelosi ETF.
[+6] u/Oxidrox: Everything is up in Europe so futes might indeed be fake and ghey.
[+6] u/7mceleven: Why does it smell like shit
[+6] u/Any_Life_6178: That 10-year at 4.61 again….
[+6] u/anakin12: Nvidia 240 EOW Barron bought calls
[+5] u/JustCan6425: Anyone buying the dip on DRAM and MU??
[+5] u/chainerection: Ohhh ohh, all of a sudden MU is overpriced?
[+5] u/jfwelll: No one talking about the files anymore. And about that execs cannons either.
Its all a big distraction to keep us distracted from what matters
[+5] u/demonhunterking: TACO Tuesday special deal