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[+39] u/FabulousLanguage6216: No war, no inflation, cheap oil, competent leadership. Great time to be alive
Life’s good
[+28] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Open the casino you crazy bastards!
[+26] u/MrBlueEyedFox: I love my wife, my jobs okay. Could be better could be worse. You guys are cool, trading is fun an interesting. Honestly could be worse.
[+22] u/Fine_Specialists: #ASTS GANG Members checking in
[+21] u/RealPrinceZuko: Kids nowadays will never truly experience the pure joy of unwrapping a nintendo 64 at Christmas 🥺
[+21] u/bikkhu42: Hello fellow regards should I dump all my savings in weekly NVDA calls
[+16] u/Bam2458: We all know futes don’t matter, but we’re also still going to act like they do at 6pm EDT.
[+16] u/No-Butterscotch9878: https://preview.redd.it/fadyjn11br1h1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=8edc198f33750ab312654ef4b6549024f86c9a37
[+14] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Imagine being in the weekend thread
[+14] u/PNW-PAC: There’s probably people out there who bought mu calls and lost money. And will buy mu puts. And lose money. I might or might not be people. Lol.
[+13] u/No_Scarcity_1432: How is MU looking this week? Last week was terrible.
[+13] u/TickTockTaudit: Don’t try to catch a falling bird poop tomorrow
[+12] u/callsonreddit: Anyone feel more accomplished with a nice poop than making $100 in the market?
[+12] u/Moepenmoes: Instead of dating I've spent my weekend on this sub
[+11] u/Phimb: If NVDA doesn't pump tomorrow, I'm cooked, boys.
[+11] u/Emilio___Molestevez: the conflicting part of getting rich despite being retarded and terrible at this game is I spend too much time thinking how much richer I could be if I had any idea what I'm doing
[+11] u/Moepenmoes: I swear at least 10% of this sub is on suicide watch
[+11] u/E39_CBX: SERVICENOW to 120 next week
[+11] u/peopeopeopeo10: What the fuck is that non-green looking colour
[+11] u/puts_every_day: There are so many people in here desperately begging for semis to pump that there is no way in Christ we are green tomorrow.
[+10] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: When Reddit joins the s&p 500 I’ll be rich
[+10] u/Thebaxxxx: Do futes have a cuircuit breaker?
[+10] u/RkBaby: Open
The
Casino
[+10] u/Original-Ad-3350: **Futes gonna be so \[insert\]. \[insert\] in total fuckin’ disarray! See you behind the dumpster!!**
[+10] u/lococommotion: Bers Monday: “But how can we be this GREEN when there was so much BAD news this weekend!?!?”
[+9] u/KittyLover-7: Open the Futes you crazy bastards
[+9] u/thebobitt: Nvda to ATH tomorrow
[+9] u/GT172: The day RDDT hits 100B market cap I will aggressively jack off while making eye contact with my boss.
[+9] u/PauSeAwesome: Once again I will be shorting SPX, and when I see it goes up I will swap to long, then once it starts going back down I’ll short again until I’ve lost everything.
[+9] u/AgitatedJump8459: Market will be green bc why not EOD
[+9] u/Slightlybadpicks: How green are we gonna be tomorrow, boys? 😏😏
[+9] u/A10cc: # OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO
[+8] u/sl3azebag: I hope my mother never finds out my internet tendencies
[+8] u/31andnotdone: unpacking microgreens from their microplastics
[+8] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: The little gay voice in my head is telling me to buy puts
[+8] u/E39_CBX: If futes don’t open green I will need to finance my Costco hot dog for dinner
[+8] u/Inevitable_Gainz: #**A PIDGEON DIDN’T SHIT ON ME. $750 CALLS ARE A LOCK. BUY THE DIP BITCHES 🤑🤑**
[+8] u/unikuenobody: In college, my roommate set the coffee maker as his morning alarm. He did not drink coffee just liked the smell. So when I woke up, I had a ready cup. For four years. What's interesting is that he just hit a million on his portfolio. I'm down -$150k. I think it was the coffee.
[+8] u/GT172: Two weeks ago a seagulls wing slapped me on the side of my face while eating a slice of pizza. Does this mean I’m gonna get rich too?
[+8] u/No-Alarm3762: So many idiots here thinking market going to crash because of rate hikes. Idiots this has been well known by the algos for months now, it’s priced in. Just when you think you know what’s going on, remind yourself you are ALWAYS 2 months behind and the shits already baked into the market
[+8] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Those who panic sold on Friday will pay dearly this week
[+8] u/ChipWong82: Hope you gay bears had a nice weekend eating lobsters and steak.
[+8] u/Jerikolol: Open the futes you crazy bastards. Inshallah.
[+8] u/McClintockC: Surely this week will be different and not stressful at all and my trades will work out and my parents will approve of me
[+7] u/sl3azebag: just got called a LinkedIn Bro. Someone send me Reddit Care Resources NOW
[+7] u/No-Sympathy-686: Boobies, tits, melons, breasts, dirty pillows..
You know what im saying?
[+7] u/i_try_all_day: DRAM, it’s all you need
[+7] u/AdExtension3875: Believe it or not.. CALLS!
[+7] u/Broke4Life: So just incase youre not reading market news, SpaceX has already announced a split to get closer to 100 a share price mark. June 12th IPO date expected.
[+7] u/31andnotdone: im being priced out of my bad habits
[+7] u/financiallythriving: The SpaceX IPO scares me
[+7] u/Khramtic: full porting salesforce calls
[+7] u/bartino84: For real though, if I just stop paying all my bills, how bad can it really get?
[+7] u/AM_STARR: PDT rule got scrapped to let retail bag hold twice as hard. Gotta get that exit liquidity from somewhere
[+7] u/GT172: I work in Pharma, I am 100 percent ported into RDDT, have a cocaine problem, and I am in a never ending toxic limbo with my ex. Nobody here matches my degeneracy, good night.
[+7] u/jer_nyc84: Usual weekend fun for Bers coming to a close.
[+7] u/thestudmffn: Pump at open then dump is my prediction
[+7] u/powerboner: Turns out my dead dad had a saftey deposit box with JP Morgan Chase in the 90’s…time to claim it and see if he blessed me with like 1000 shares of OG Microsoft so I can retire…but with my luck it’s like fake gold or some shit
[+7] u/Ble_h: I'm seeing a lot of accounts spamming NOW. Someone is trying to unload their bags.
[+7] u/tocinoman: No matter what move you make tomorrow, remember that you will be wrong and serve as perfect exit liquidity
[+7] u/KeyReaction892: People really pumping NOW today
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: Sometimes this place feels like a mental hospital
[+7] u/Traditional_Sea_6303: SPY calls of course! i'm overly bullish this week, call me the Worm
[+6] u/sl3azebag: just need a Brazilian Woman to abuse the fuck out of me
[+6] u/jamieperkins9999: Short MSTR, long silver.
[+6] u/FuckingJPMAlgos: Its gonna be a -3% kinda day Monday. Buckle up bois.
[+6] u/Successful-End7689: Yo why are the first 5 posts on here about pigeon shit 😂
[+6] u/_Saahab_: Is Hormuz really open now?
[+6] u/Such_Net_8839: Is ASTS getting a lot of social media or is it just my algorithm
[+6] u/Potential-Put-4952: Service now +5% or more like +10-15%?🍆
[+6] u/InitialPsychology731: i want to fuck bers, no homo
[+6] u/StocktoBeRich: This is not advice, anything could happen, but risks are high I expect a drop that could last at least three weeks
[+6] u/Alert-Pipe-3005: Man's out here can't afford gas to go pick up chicks and this m'fker wants a room for his balls?
[+6] u/Original-Ad-3350: **Bears fuckin need Monday to be red so bad**
[+6] u/FrequentUpperDecker: Just had an epiphany.
The government wants the stock market to go parabolic. More gains for the average Joe = more tax income = lower deficit.
Big inflation + booming stock market = solution to $40T in debt
[+6] u/McClintockC: **It's my Casino, and I need it NOW**
#1-800-FUTE-NOW!!!
[+6] u/Potential-Put-4952: I think NVDA and NOW calls will double our portfolio guys!!!🍆
[+6] u/onedaycoding: Semiconductors up by 5 points
[+6] u/Popular_Register_440: I bought Micron and Sandisk on Wednesday so you’re welcome for the dip guys 🫠
[+5] u/sl3azebag: Always trust a dude who slicks back his hair, and especially one who slicks their mustache.
[+5] u/Doughnutpower: Glad this will be a chill week of earnings.
[+5] u/yrrag1970: Getting pegged by trumps posts !!!
[+5] u/Funny_Requirement166: I already bet everything on msft long calls. No more move left.
[+5] u/GT172: My toxic ex who got me arrested is asking me if I want to go out for drinks next weekend. I am a very logical man so I said yes out of my undying love of pussy.
[+5] u/Such_Coin: What kind of regard keeps a running tally of how many times a pigeon has shit on their shoulder???
[+5] u/The-man-Babe: Hopefully watch bears die
[+5] u/Asleep-Strike4978: Half cash, half stocks
[+5] u/Opposite-Link: If we train AI on Reddit, and Reddit is 95% retards insulting each other, are we not training AI to be rude retard?
[+5] u/No_Current3675: hoping bitches stay scared
[+5] u/jarMburger: Puts, it’s always puts.
[+5] u/Haunting-Cry7752: My new small work 401k is up 24% and is about 15k from starting at $0 about a year ago - buying and holding is so easy and you guys are out here losing it all on options smh (me too)
[+5] u/kairepaire: Are you ready for NVDA earnings powerweek!?
[+5] u/SaveTheAles: Apparently I only invest in the poors companies listed on the s&p500
[+5] u/savemoney_god: Puts, because thats what the Market is longing for
[+5] u/sl3azebag: stop loss? what stop loss?
[+5] u/polodolo98: Do I have a problem if I’m staring at the chart waiting for futures to open?
[+5] u/SmoothOperator423: Any of you guys wanna pitch in a rent an office for like a year and we can trade and be regarded in person?
[+5] u/_FIRECRACKER_JINX: For the love of God, someone post the suicide hotline!!
😬
[+5] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: holy fuck futes, dram at 50k
or is that the dow
who gaf
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: got this sinking feeling I'm all out of good ideas for the year
[+5] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: What's the ticker to get in on this bird poop action I'm hearing about?
[+5] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Weekend tech is up +0.20 lmaooooooooo
[+5] u/pineapplelover212: Saudi intercepted 3 drones just now: https://x.com/osint613/status/2056109333486678167?s=46&t=mb880VrWDjNozVNRk0IHiA
[+5] u/ChiChiWana: trusting the bird food, calls
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: At costco they are handing out chips like crazy, idk what all the fuss is about. is there really still a shortage?
[+5] u/callsonreddit: brb taking a sip of red wine every min until futures open
[+5] u/Intelligent_Heat451: Puts on RDDT cause of the mods here
[+5] u/Intelligent_Heat451: Puts on RDDT cause of the mods here
[+5] u/stupidber: Going on a cruise next weekend I hope we dock near some good birdwatching landfills
[+5] u/aDonkeyWithACarrot: God it's been a while since I've seen some tits IRL... (except my moms)
[+5] u/Snowman33001: I love women built like Elon Musk!
[+5] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Get ready for the biggest SNDK shrek at open
[+5] u/LeakMyBigBowls: I almost shit myself, luckily I was in the bathroom already.
[+5] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: This is the first time I’ve ever seen more than a few people in this sub spamming their short oil. Might be a signal for how this situation plays out.
[+5] u/gimmethatdough: NVDA 240 eod tmw, yes?
[+5] u/NinjaMonkcy: NVDA to report the best quarter in the history of earnings
-10%
[+5] u/MusingsAndMind: Clavicular getting mogged again (by a judge this time) is a bearish indicator.
[+5] u/callsonreddit: China to buy at least $17 billion in US agricultural products annually, White House says
[https://finance.yahoo.com/economy/policy/articles/china-buy-least-17-billion-173148370.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/economy/policy/articles/china-buy-least-17-billion-173148370.html)
[+23] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: Fed injecting $6,576,000,000 into the market tomorrow ✅
GYNA investing billions in America ✅
Big 🥭 speech tonight ✅
Amazing bowel movement today by yours truly ✅
🅱️ULLI$H AF
[+19] u/CJBlueNorther: One red day means nothing. There is zero chance this goes straight down all week after skyrocketing for 2 months straight. The market doesn't work that way. Reversals in trends take time to materialize.
Free fucking profit on calls this week.
[+18] u/Jimbeauxer: I would suck every man in here dry just to get back my losses from last week. Happy cock day.
[+16] u/Complex-Video-2202: Every weekend bers celebrate before futures open. Then they fcking shut up quickly
[+16] u/abroadbroadband: A Truth post with a screenshot of a Twitter post that has a screenshot of an old Truth post
Nice
[+16] u/Madsen13140: OPEN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDSS
[+16] u/ChristianM97: Raise your hand if you became MU exit liquidity 🙋♂️
[+16] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: Orange guy losing his mind again on truth social
[+16] u/dljmonkeyboiz: 🥭 man feeling himself today with those tweets
[+15] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: He’s posting a shit ton of space memes, so this is the cue to FOMO into RKLB at open.
[+15] u/BuyTheFuckingDipss: Any idea who made these statements:
“No one gives a sh\*t about housing.”
“If \[gas prices\] rise, they rise.”
"I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation."
????????……………?????
[+14] u/Morocier: Lost 50k on Friday. Supposed to get that back tomorrow so need green. K thanks
[+14] u/Hussle-And-Motivate: Wtf is Eurovision? Is that how they keep the Europoors entertained? Have they tried electing a clown instead?
[+13] u/1-800-FunkMaster: Trump posting 12 shit quality memes in 5 minutes. Tehran is finished
[+13] u/Briack89: WTF out leader is posting? Can you take away electronics from him
[+13] u/kex06: The president is heavy into stocks, and he runs the market. And your going to be bearish? Are you a 🤡?
[+13] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: Dafuq, dude is posting Aliens in handcuffs, damn this wild 😂
[+13] u/Long_Musician_7086: Idk why yall think it’s gonna be red tomorrow
But I also don’t know why yall think it’s gonna be green either
[+12] u/CreativeMischief: look at trumps truth social, he just cooked the markets monday holy shit lol
[+12] u/Solid-Incident-1163: People get top 1% commenter and all of a sudden think their opinion matters
[+12] u/Marshmallowmind2: I've yolod into Aerotyne International
Seems a good opportunity. Cutting edge high-tech firm out of the Midwest, awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of radar detectors that have both huge military and civilian applications. Stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. My analysis indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that.
I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners. I ask them to judge me on my losers, because I have so few. And in the case of Aerotyne, based on every technical factor out there we are looking at a grand slam home run.
[+11] u/cbusoh66: SPCX will be the biggest bubble in the stock market history.
[+11] u/BuyTheFuckingDipss: When he said, "I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation," he wasn't lying. He's too focused on lining his own pockets.
[+11] u/ostlert: Just give me one pump tomorrow then I’m selling all my calls
[+11] u/PegLegBronco: He’s gonna post something crazy that tanks the market.
[+11] u/YTLupo: What are the odds that the president is for real levered?
Do You really think the filing that was posted contains the correct dollar amounts?
The man posted 4 hours ago
"For Iran, the Clock is Ticking, and they better get moving, FAST, or there won’t be anything left of them. TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE! President DJT"
and immediately after he started his meme spree.
[+11] u/mysuruhuduga: In 19 min futures matter only if it’s 🟢
[+11] u/Neemzeh: Holy shit the bid/ask on futes just released. Wow. Bears are beyond fucked in 10 minutes lmao. Lmfao even
[+10] u/dutch1664: Space is the place: $RKLB $ASTS $RDW
[+10] u/sudharsansai: Would be comical if NVDA ends the week under 200. Per the usual dump it does after earnings.
[+10] u/Top-Sir-1215: I made my decision. I’m gonna be exit liquidity tomorrow yolo
[+9] u/TheNicestRedditor: I bought calls on Friday btw would’ve told you guys but I was banned for saying a certain “j” word… the top is officially in
[+9] u/dinglebarryb0nds: Floyd mayweather has lost more money than anybody here
[+9] u/Marshmallowmind2: Mu down - 6.7% guh 😭
[+9] u/taffy_laffy: reminder the market went up 2% every day and you think it's a forever rally.
literally every rally before it had bagholders thinking the same.
the only winners are those who locked in gains and ready to buy a sell off.
[+9] u/ChreeKnowsBest: He’s tweeting more than that guy you’ve known since middle school that turned into the local drug dealer
[+9] u/mayorolivia: It is an honour to lose money with this distinguished group of degenerates
[+9] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Open the Fuckin Futes you crazy bastards!!!
[+8] u/dataCollector42069: our lives are about to have meaning again
[+8] u/silverbulls8: Retail is going to be holding the bag on SpaceX after they run it up aren't they?
[+8] u/rocier: our president is so nuts ROFL
[+8] u/BooBrew32: Real-talk: there needs to be statue made of JPow. He's literally an American Hero.
[+8] u/userusery24: President’s feed is AI slop and threats. We’re so cooked lmao.
[+8] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Every sunday I wait for futes only to remind myself they are fake right after open
[+8] u/CPA-hole: 9 minutes until my life has meaning again
[+7] u/YTLupo: NOBODY KNOWS SHIT UNTIL OPEN.
USUALLY FOR THE PAST 2 MONTHS SUNDAY OPENS RED AND THEN BY 9PM 30 POINTS OF UPWARD MOMENTUM HAPPENS.
BUT WE WILL SEE
[+7] u/Jets237: Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen IMO
[+7] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Sister is graduating today, now were both unemployed and fucked!
[+7] u/Odd-Collection2085: Buys off brand cereal to save $2…
Proceeds losing 8k on options in a week like a proper WSBer
[+7] u/Tyler_durden_RIP: Hoping that the guy who lets pigeons shit on him is wrong.
[+7] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: Wendy's 2 specials are announced:
Grilled berfuk sandwich
Bolfuk meat hamburger
Will find out the best one in 40 mins
[+7] u/Jagged_Tide: What’s the sentiment regards?
[+7] u/rapsfan1515: This is the week we see a -20% day on semis
[+7] u/Professional_Con_007: Looky looky bers out again we all know how this ends sorry bers
[+7] u/Marshmallowmind2: When I was a kid (20years ago) Bill gates was the "richest" man alive with $50bn. In 20 years how have we got to $800bn?
[+7] u/Critical_Valuable_19: Can’t wait to long poet from the bottom again tomorrow
[+7] u/brute-forced: \-1% at open since he is Xi’s bitch now
[+7] u/Pale-Silver-8178: I need a 3x Leveraged Inflation ETF that way i will be rich in 10 years
[+7] u/Professional_Con_007: Pre futes are green af sorry bers
[+7] u/AprilsSecretAccount: You can buy ranch dressing right now.
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: So glad I didn't hold SPY puts over the weekend!
[+6] u/S0Anon: 22 SPY 740 calls expiring wednesday
[+6] u/ChannelGullible7324: Bears be like ..if ya gonna step on my balls do that lil twist thing like ya putting out a cigarette..otherwise what's the point lol
[+6] u/Popular-Ad-8717: I’ve got my dry powder ready ($5)
[+6] u/NewDawn101: Bought a large bag of tortillas nachos cheese on sale for $1.79 at store and shit is stale as fuck
[+6] u/sudharsansai: Two EA-18Gs crashed during an air show?
Ouch, that must put a hole in the pocket of Uncle Sam.
Glad the crew is safe tho
[+6] u/strip_club_dj: I thought you guys were exagerating but Trump is really on a roll today on truth social.
[+6] u/Gom_KBull: Mangolini hard at work this weekend trying to think of a way to kayfabe out of this one
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[+6] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: We are waiting We could be masturbating
[+6] u/AirportMaterial5917: Who taught mango how to use AI
[+6] u/Grymninja: Tomorrow is my birthday surely they won't let me lose money on my birthday that would just be cruel
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: NYSE should be open 24/7 in this age. I want to watch myself lose money on the weekends as well
[+6] u/DeviantDougy: Anyone else jacking it to the buff alien in cuffs waiting for futes to open?
[+6] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: Alfred Nobel spent 90% of his life making money blowing other people up and .1% worrying about his legacy. And you know his name from the peace prize thing
Really ahead of his time
[+6] u/mtnrnnr802: 13 mins until I step off the chair
[+6] u/Marshmallowmind2: Anyone looking at this Aerotyne International company? They're transitioning into AI with military applications
[+6] u/xShiftfaced: Everyone FREAK THE FUCK OUT
[+6] u/Jimbeauxer: If the markets aren’t green I’ll probably chop my fucking cock off later tonight
[+5] u/lionkevin713: Only trading SPY and MSTR this week - 1 to 2 trades per day at most. Gotta be more conservative after last week
[+5] u/currysoup19: OTM MU call options due 1 month
[+5] u/LordDarthRasta: Intel will drop down to $67ish by the end of the month.
[+5] u/Postmodern_Pastiche: BACK TO THE FUTES: Biff Full Ports 0DTE SPY Calls
[+5] u/Pangolin_farmer: TSLA Bulls still wear velcro shoes.
[+5] u/sudharsansai: It would be real funny when Warsh doesn't cut rates this year. Grab 🍿 and watch what 🥭 tweets LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: If we keep going up I'm going to be in grippy socks by the end of the week
[+5] u/Morocier: Open the casino!
...or die!
🔫
[+5] u/dfivetf: bers are fuk, 🥭 didn't attack eyeran over the weekend
[+5] u/bandofshepherds: Market to MSFT: Thank you, sir may I have another 👖💥🏏
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: The New York Stock Exchange was founded on this day in 1792
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: I need the Opendoor CEO to throw out every buzz word in the dictionary when he presents at the JP Morgan conference tomorrow
AI, profit, cannons, whatever he needs to do to pump it so I can get out of this mess I'm in
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Clock is ticking for your puts.
[+5] u/Competitive-Water944: Just got in a massive argument with u/31andnotdone because I refuse to be used for my phallus! No way Jose
[+5] u/taffy_laffy: LIQUIDATE.
MARKET SELLS OFF.
REBUY.
GENERATIONAL WEALTH.
REPEAT.
[+5] u/BooBrew32: Mango knows that everyone knows that bond yields and oil are going nuts, so he's going to do what he always does: pull the football away from Charlie Brown at the last second.
He does this EVERY SINGLE TIME.
[+5] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Be crazy if we find about disclosure on alien life from some shitposts wedged between pumping chip stocks and threatening Iran.
[+5] u/TomBradysNightLight: Any alien stocks I can buy?
[+5] u/Shoddy_Penalty2125: I’m not mentally ready for the open
[+5] u/Late_Company6926: There’s nothing to talk about besides space x
[+5] u/GTS980: Lasers: Bing, Bing, gone. Just like my portfolio 😂.
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: 🥭 deporting aliens now too
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Load up calls for Wednesday cause on Tuesday, great progress will have been made and a 30 day extension will be granted.
[+5] u/PopularCut4124: Looks like a big red start which means it will pump
[+5] u/GTS980: "Sir, the people are requesting more memes on your feed, sir. "
[+5] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Just turned all the lights in my house green. I’m ready.
[+5] u/taffy_laffy: making money from the market ❌
talking about the market to make money ✅
[+5] u/vermilli21: Need 🌽 to drop 400 before 5 or I’m cooked
[+5] u/Homeless-Coward-2143: Why would silver fall on inflation concerns. Isn't that, like, exactly the opposite of what should happen?
[+5] u/Ninja_Cooter: TIL you can buy puts and calls on SGOV
[+5] u/collegefootballfan69: I think the best thing i can do tomorrow is not get out of bed and the second best thing is to not trade. Remind me again at 4 am est
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Shaping up to be the biggest taco yet
[+5] u/TreGet234: Saas could pump tbh since cybersecurity started very recently. I just don't see semis selling off.
[+5] u/RealityBeOn1: !banbet $poet $20 5d
[+5] u/Candid_Payment_4094: Bers facing reality after T minus 1h 30m (or whenever futures melt up eventually)
[+5] u/Vito_GYATafore: You have a child like understanding of how the stock market and economy work
[+5] u/Feisty-Payment9614: I’m not saying your wrong because I’m a bol too but the stock market has been hitting record highs unlike the crypto market
[+16] u/Hipolinn: Man, this is such an obvious play. Yields above crazy levels, AI bubble, Oil above $100 again and SPY near ATH levels.
Ofc it's all in Calls at open you regard!
[+16] u/Plus_Lawfulness3000: shes above average but nothing insane.
Her tits are definitely A+ though.
[+14] u/davewuff: Decent first candles 🤞📈
[+14] u/vanceraa: why do people act like first candle of futures dictates the week every fucking week
bears and bulls alike
[+13] u/stayfun: CNBC
Futures fall as traders assess latest Iran news and look ahead to a week of significant earning reports
Ten minutes later….
Futures rise as traders assess latest Iran news and look ahead to a week of significant earning reports
[+13] u/spudbro00: Seen all I need to see from futures, spy 800 by open
[+13] u/mmal55: My dad thought Xi’s name was pronounced Eleven because he read it as roman numerals
[+13] u/InIce1234: Already Wednesday in Japan.
SPY up 12% this week.
[+12] u/mehmilani: Bulls won. It's over.
[+12] u/99Fan: LMAO bers were calling for a circuit breaker and futures are flat
Green by eod
[+12] u/MiserableAccount274: I’m already down $200 on oil calls lol
[+12] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: TACO and Netanyahu just spoke for 30 minutes by phone. Netanyahu immediately entered a limited-security cabinet meeting after the call, per Ynet. White House reporters have also been called to an "unknown event" on the South Lawn."
TACO: Hey Netanyahu what do you wearing? 💋
Netanyahu: Nothing. 🫦
[+12] u/Kingmusk420: MU bears in shambles seeing flat future. MU 800 EOW
[+12] u/No_Cod972: Have you noticed that the more you're exposed to media, the more miserable you become?
[+11] u/whomakesthetendies: #This is going to actually be bad isn't it
[+11] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Lmao futes opened up down -.3% and within 10 minutes was green.
[+11] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Cmon MU lets see another 54% week
[+10] u/trutheality: Same plan as every trading day, Pinky: 0DTE options in the wrong direction.
[+10] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: If MSFT ain't green, Imma need 5 strong and daring men for a business opportunity in Somalia
[+10] u/SeaworthinessNo4: SPX just went green . Bers in shamble
[+10] u/Cav829: I guess the 10-year breaking 4.6%, oil surging, and nuclear power plants being stuck is bullish? Who knew. That or everyone just figures humanity is doomed, so might as well bet it all on our AI replacements.
[+10] u/AdditionalMany1292: Reminder that Covid was a psyop so they could change all the birds batteries
[+9] u/JFSM01: 5 min, first non powell market in decades
[+9] u/Any-Presentation5438: Green by open and more green by close
[+9] u/Prior_Industry: Has a country ever been memed into submission before?
[+9] u/IntrepidToday0: Whether you believe AI is a bubble or not, it’s definitely not going to burst before NVDA earnings on Wed. If you think market will be red on Monday, after huge dips to end last week, you may be retarded.
[+9] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Oil up, 10 year futures up, futures up. Somebody lyin
[+9] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Mango please tweet about peace talk. I NEED YOU
[+9] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: Bers hate this one simple trick, subscribe to my OnlyFans for more info
[+8] u/rcantu314: I don’t even know why I look forward to futures if usually market open is completely different from them but yet here we are
[+8] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: Holy fuck you guys... Somalian pre-market is up 999%
[+8] u/Apprehensive_Rush497: $750 SPY CALLS EOW THANKYOU
[+8] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Oil is going down and US500 futures going up..
Bad news for bers 🤣
[+8] u/LossMax: Yall think we're going red on the biggest bull rally in history with Nvidia earnings this week? God help your wife's
[+8] u/smegmania1: I’m bricked up for the open tomorrow.
[+7] u/codespyder: Bears told me there would be a market crash starting from today. Where is it?
[+7] u/MiserableAccount274: Oil gonna go up in 5 mins
[+7] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Did you guys hear about the bird?
[+7] u/isolated-cat: futures RIPPING. Nasdaq's up 10,000%
[+7] u/Informal-Chocolate97: MU and ILMN. Calls for both.
[+7] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Open the casino you bastards!
[+7] u/plzplzplztendies: # WHERES MY DAMN TRUMP PHONE 🥭MAN
[+7] u/emporium4648: WAR IS BACK ON THE MENU FUCKTARDS.
[+7] u/AcademicStandard3701: 🥭 we need you to tweet 🥹😚 for our +5% pump!!
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #Flat futes just as I predicted LMAO🤌
[+7] u/soapchewer2: I know there’s a lot of cap on the page.. but real life my step dad came over with my mom for her bday today at my place and was talking to me about asts and space x ipo. Dude is mentally ill and told me to get into 3d printing etf at its peak in 2021. The top has never been more in and this legit happened today.
[+7] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: MU predictions for tomorrow
[+7] u/diefy7321: This top isn’t in until bers aren’t posting doomer chet over the weekend
Until then, calls
[+7] u/guzzledglizzy: I buy puts, market go up. I buy calls, market go down. I am neither bol nor ber. I am much more dangerous. I am a market manipulator
[+7] u/BFox1982: I put radiation in your mom
[+6] u/Shoganai_Hito: Picked up $25k of MU $720c 17Jul expiration before market close last Friday
Holding on for dear life for the next 2 months
[+6] u/PercyPeru: Iran stonk market is up 69%
[+6] u/Mathguy200: SPY $745 by open, don’t be a dumbass
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Ate a big ribeye, ready for bed
[+6] u/OpinionatedDeveloper: What’s all this about a pigeon?
[+6] u/InfectedClit: Waited all weekend for flat. Like kissing your sister but more gay
[+6] u/7Xe3V7Ur: What time does SPY start updating tonight?
[+6] u/Chemical-Coconut-203: I'm ~~saved~~ not ruined!
[+6] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: # MAY DAY MAY DAY!!!
Today is a day and we're in May, thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+6] u/PercyPeru: Jensen has nice weeny
[+6] u/Upstairs_System_6257: So I see comments saying bols r fuk and bers r fuk. Can u guys make up ur mind?
[+6] u/Readonly00: I look forward to pre market on a Monday, that's when I finally get to stop thinking about my life
[+6] u/Competitive-Elk9326: I don’t think anyone’s ready for what’s gonna happen this week 😳
[+6] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: 🌮 Tuesday getting setup nicely i see
[+6] u/diefy7321: WSB making memes about a fake pigeon smh lmfao
[+6] u/mingesniffa6969: Who is doing bitcoin anymore there is no more crazy upside
[+6] u/amanj41: God I fucking hate the stupid fake gaslighting about futes ripping and dumping when they’ve moved less than 0.1%. Was funny for the first few years but come on.
I guess it’s better than “WOW I TOOK A BIG SHIT 💩 💩💩” tho
[+6] u/bklotrgoblet: bro why the FUCK is everything so EXPENSIVE
[+6] u/Onurb86: Futures reddest green ever
[+6] u/Kimberlyw416: 🥭 is threatening the Persians again
[+5] u/1foxyboi: I have RKLB NVDA AUR KRKNF and RDDT
Got 10k left for one more position, any recommendations
[+5] u/Independent_Name_601: Futes dropping right on schedule.
[+5] u/nyse25: everyone is old as fuck (30+) here 😔
[+5] u/Pereise1: Lol this dude's social is the epitome of boomer brain rot. In this case literally from neuro syphilis
[+5] u/kaapooj: didn't know u can pay for an apple pencil pro in 12 monthly rates of 10.75
I love american consumerism.
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Have you guys been outside?
[+5] u/mehmilani: Spx green by 0.12%. All my bearish fantasies were in vain.
[+5] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Hegseth blames the collision on dangerously low levels of blood alcohol in the pilots.
[+5] u/Icommandyou: Someone out there is dumping US10 y bonds like there is no tomorrow and honestly they need to stop. I want to buy a house
[+5] u/cruisin_urchin87: U.S. Navy needs to replace two more fighter jets- markets green Monday
[+5] u/CMTTrader: Friday's drop was just the market feeling sorry for 🐻 and compensation for prolonged🐂 abuse. That was the last time to close short positions. Flat after an uptrend usually signals a time correction and a continuation move to the upside. What bears really needed was a -1/-2% gap down and real heavy vol panic selling, but that is not the case. Sorry! 😞
[+5] u/moorhound: >the share of CEOs saying that they were looking to reduce junior roles over the next year or two doubled to 43% from 17% just last year. Only 17% of CEOs said they are shifting hiring to focus on more junior positions.
>“Notably, the CEOs with the longest planning horizons are the most likely to plan headcount reductions,” the report said. “That suggests they expect a structurally leaner organization not as a cost measure but as the destination — the endpoint of an AI-augmented operating model that requires fewer people, deployed differently.”
I'm sure the 68% of US adults that are already fucking tired of AI are going to take this well
[+5] u/trsx5: SATS, LLY, RDDT, MSFT, FIG - the fab 5 for bulls this week
[+5] u/solid_snake1994: My calls shall print. Praise be to Allah
[+5] u/Jadeclone1: Taco Tuesday setup 😃
[+5] u/StocksStormTrooper: Flat Futes like flat titties are ok
[+5] u/uwvirgin: fute is actually blood flat at 0.00% lmao
[+5] u/captain_casino: If you think he brought the avengers to China with him and doesnt have some plan to pump the market you're out of your mind lol
[+5] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: https://www.reddit.com/r/Economics/s/0rbMLMXS7a
openai number 2 claude numbah 1
goog melt up
msft micro and soft
[+5] u/killainvest: Why has 🌽 taken such a beating this week?
[+5] u/According-Rub-4520: Consensus is bearish, we rip tomorrow
[+5] u/Perfect-Mixture-3577: Guys i think they patched the free money glitch this weekend
[+5] u/stonetrade: Might be becoming an alcoholic guys. Always dreamed of this.
[+5] u/BG-DoG: Market is closed tomorrow, cry’s in Canadian.
Forced to hold. In this market. I sure hope no bird shits on my shoulder.
[+5] u/diefy7321: Only shitty people look at shitty things smh
[+5] u/onerandomcomputerguy: You can cuss on here
[+5] u/jayxmor: Seeing that already in LA
[+13] u/GooseDry: This sub is actually fucking retarded I love it man
[+13] u/AdOk3638: Not even monday yet and bers already pissed me off. 😡😡
[+12] u/SkoomaJunki3: People using the term “drilling” and “nosedive” for things down 2 percent is wild.
[+12] u/botistic: MAKE FUTURES GREEN AGAIN
[+11] u/POWRAXE: Still no pump tweet since China is diabolical
[+11] u/iGotStuckIn: I luv how Mango keeps Truth Socialing toward Iran that they need to make a deal quickly. Seems like every week he is telling Iran to move quickly or else.
[+10] u/clubdirthill: 🥭posted a map of the US invading Iran but also an alien in handcuffs so not sure this is any more reliable than a Magic 8 ball
[+10] u/winner_in_life: Imagine working like dogs to make billionaires richers
[+10] u/carmelcrew420: I’ll by buying more $MU and $SNDK, while I watch the bashers continue to suggest I should sell them and buy companies with negative EPS or >200 PE.
[+10] u/CD274: You can go outside even if you have electricity btw
[+9] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Mango is literally saying to buy space it’s that simple
[+9] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: Semi top buyers will have to hold bags for a decade to break even
[+9] u/jez124: We are overdue a market manipulating headline.
[+9] u/SomePolack: 🌽 dumping could be for rotation into stocks
[+8] u/SilentExtinction: Oil up another percent. the retarded fruit has to pull out of iran and stop this shit. I'm making reservations for my summer road trip and I don't want to pay fucking 50% extra for gas.
[+8] u/OptionGamble: Wish I had never bought a single option
[+8] u/1ThousandDollarBill: Bears are correct like once every five years
[+8] u/jonneh: Someone tell me if this Project Hail Mary movie is good. I didn't read the book and I'm more than half an hour in and annoyed so far
[+8] u/hi_im_eros: Believe it or not, calls
[+8] u/zer0_chance284: Why do bears come out over the weekend?
[+7] u/SomePolack: Spent the weekend outside unburdened
Real life is still pretty cool
[+7] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: I zoned out thinking about the yields spiking and now the fries are burnt
[+7] u/ScrewChaseBank: Corn is so fucking pathetic. Everyone moved on lmao.
[+7] u/GrassOrAss954: Red futes at night, a Permabull delight.
[+7] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: LISTEN TO ME BERS, YOU BASTARDS WITH BAD BREATH, I WILL GIVE YOU THIS ONE BUT REMEMBER AXIOS AND 🥭 WILL EVENTUALLY GET YOUR FILTHY ASS.
[+7] u/kemar7856: Mu -14% sndk - 20% Intel -15% amd 13% 🐻😔🐻❄️🐼
[+7] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Is this what bers went through? How tf yall deal with ts for months?
[+7] u/495N: Red futures = green erection tomorrow
[+7] u/diunay_lomay_a: Gonna be nasty tomorrow
[+7] u/Bochyat_Jaa: I’m poor even before the week starts
[+7] u/Nickzpic: Bitcoin tanking, that can’t be good right
[+7] u/twostroke1: because people realize paying more than a few dollars for a string of text on a flash drive is beyond retarded?
[+7] u/djrlrp: The flaps on your mum's fanny
[+6] u/mneymaker: MU RDDT I need at least 15% up move this week
You have been suppressed enough my beautiful beasts. Now it’s time to fly
[+6] u/Amazing_Plankton744: A herd of bulls
A den of bears
A smidgeon of pigeons
[+6] u/Nickzpic: How do you all look at futures
[+6] u/BirdyPooPoo: College students booing AI commencement speech while using AI to breeze through their worthless degrees. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
[+6] u/Radiant-Place-6400: source 🥭 is speaking at 9pm???????
[+6] u/moonlanding12223: My cheeks are clenched with MU
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: Smells like a lotta future former thousandaires in here
[+6] u/booster_gold__: Only thing faker than futes is crypto
[+6] u/raspapi: Inverse pigeon tracker
[+6] u/SINYACHTA: Remember to only trade during post nut clarity
[+6] u/Cautious-Swordfish38: best two words in sports: game 7
[+6] u/softboiledjadepotato: Great Pigeon Crash of 2026 incoming
[+6] u/dabblesest: Holy fuck I am watching BTC die…
I literally just posted it’s going to 45k and apparently it heard me.
[+6] u/ScrewChaseBank: Why is fake internet money dumping
[+6] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Who wants to give me a prostate exam
[+6] u/whitepug: Only safe haven right now is my asshole quick everybody get in 👀
[+6] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: Just buy the damn dip
[+6] u/whitepug: Strait being closed past June is not priced in btw LMAO 😭
[+6] u/WarmCan3034: ok I can live off my losses too if I lived in my parents basement like u
[+5] u/Carolina_Bobcats: BlackBerry back on the menu boys
[+5] u/PushAble2463: Just fekd my toilet with the spiciest diarrhea. Like the kind where you on one hand worry about literally shitting your guts out, but on the other hand praise higher powers you’re at home and not in a bar/restaurant/airplane/girlfriend’s house.
Those old jalapenos my inlaws gave me a jar of for christmas are going in the trash. Laaawdhammercy 😮💨
[+5] u/TinyAdhesiveness5773: shorted btc futes on friday, realized30k now
[+5] u/Sufficient-Tie-8735: ASTS bout to go on a generational run
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Hope everyone is ready for the deal announcement right before open
[+5] u/SINYACHTA: Puts on you getting better
[+5] u/Radiant-Place-6400: SELL SELL SELL
THE END IS NEAR!!!!! IRAN the New Global Superpower!!
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Flew too close to the sun bros. That line, it just kept going up you know?
[+5] u/kemar7856: Mango is wild 😂 posted himself walking oth an Alien
[+5] u/tika_dengu: futes are fake, open by green 🌱
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: The great dip of 7:42pm. Was a good one 🫡 Now we go green
[+5] u/Th3Gr33nBastard: So Canadians can’t panic sell tomorrow?
[+5] u/Extreme_Coast8002: Is mango speaking tonight? Sorry if I’m a idiot I couldnt find on news
[+5] u/are_videos: Guys mango sold his positions
[+5] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Not fake or gay enough for me.
[+5] u/Equivalent-Coat-7605: Cash gang from the top and not regretting it
[+5] u/Vulthen1: Damn what's gonna happen on season 62836 of fucking around and chickening out?
[+5] u/Outrageous_Method432: !banbet SPY 1000$ 1D.
[+5] u/BornInTheInternets: Taking the day off, fuck it.
[+5] u/SeaweedLeft9746: Bulls were infuriated when Cracker Barrel adopted a "woke" logo 😂
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: what's up with these young girls wearing tops and bottoms that look like they're spandex fruit of the loom underwear
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: Think the news will ever talk about the Houthis impact on shipping in the Bab-El-Mandeb? Feel kinda bad they getting left out of the Destruction of whole world narrative
[+5] u/AdOk3638: # Smell like bishes in here!oh nvm, just the gay bers! Calls it is! LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/Embarrassed_Tax_3181: Aren’t they dumping Samsung
[+5] u/RoyalFail6: Even if NVDA beats, it’ll tank 15% bc I’m holding a lot 😔
[+5] u/rsanchan: Jokes on you, I'm jobless
[+5] u/mannycalls24: Went from 2 projected rate cuts to zero rate cuts and actually a hike LMAO
[+5] u/VisualMod: **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/RealityBeOn1** bet **POET** goes from **15.84** to **20.0** before **22-May-2026 04:23 PM EDT**
Their record is 4 wins and 9 losses.
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[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: Oil kind of something ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯... the rest `(ᴗ_ᴗ)ᶻᶻᶻ`
[+5] u/ElkQuiet1541: does anyone know when is 🥭's new Iran deadline?
[+5] u/BestKoreaEscapee: I just buy new ones.
[+5] u/psymeariver: Damn, dude, I was 10 minutes late to buy that runup.
[+26] u/CalRippedken: https://preview.redd.it/ee7ddobqfs1h1.png?width=1008&format=png&auto=webp&s=0a792f70086d2a849db55ba3508c00459e9d9f8e
[+19] u/EducationalCicada: Luckily everyone's been using leverage responsibly. Would be a real shitshow if they weren't.
[+15] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Well retards it’s been an honor
[+14] u/Skeezerman: the night is dark and full of ghey bears
[+13] u/looool_k_libtard: ~~Calls at open~~
**Bankruptcy at open**
[+12] u/Exciting-Layer1963: 1 more pump and I'll take profit please God 😭
[+10] u/2020isgreat: Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now.
[+10] u/ManonFire1224: If MU opens up below $700 I’m going full leverage port. What an opportunity
[+10] u/Il_Significance3146: Watch it open green 😂
[+10] u/ComfortablePiglet842: By thursday MU will be 760 and everyone will say "why didnt i buy the dip, i thought it was just gonna dip forever"
[+9] u/pineapplekiwipen: i don't know who is more regarded permabulls who think it's gonna go straight up every day or permabears who think every dip is the start of a crash
[+9] u/Additional_Heat_902: Just panic sold. Feels good
[+8] u/Delicious_Put_5857: ↘️ ⬇️ ↙️
➡️retard⬅️
↗️ ⬆️ ↖️
[+8] u/SettingSavings4024: I'm regarded, can someone explain the whole pigeon thing to me
[+8] u/yoursupportivedad: Gents.......its not down.....ITS ON SALE!!!!
[+8] u/Urzuck: Fuck the pigeon man was right
[+8] u/EnginrA: How my MU 1000c looking for this week
[+8] u/BeaverSack: I have no idea what to do this week. Imma just sit out with cash.
[+8] u/Dramatic_Advantage77: Samsung strike confirmed, MU is the way
[+8] u/NewlyOld31: Crazy how every dip is the crash and then that shit just keeps going up lol
[+8] u/Stupidbearrr: Clock is ticking for your puts hope you packed snacks, because this rocket doesn’t care about deadlines
[+7] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: Let's see how long I can make it this week without doing something incredibly stupid
[+7] u/Legitimate-Drink614: If i sell it gaps up, if i buy it gaps down bigly, if i stay cash gang it goes exactly as I predicted, unbelievable.
[+7] u/2020isgreat: Unleash the Axios headlines
[+7] u/peterpeer9: Imagine being a dumbass bull who after seeing a coin land on HEADS 300 times in a row, bets the farm on it landing a 301th time on HEADS
[+7] u/Possible-Mobile-6309: Markets are crashing. Back to levels we haven't seen since May 8th.
[+7] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Semi is about to get its SLV dump.
[+7] u/Azbroker28: I am not feeling confident with my nvda calls tomorrow
[+6] u/Sick0h: Come on now. We’ve seen -2% futes reverse multiple times in the past 3 months. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
[+6] u/Robo_e: Moving back to my parents house 😭
[+6] u/vulcanred: Pigeon Man committed suicide in front of Arnold
[+6] u/PickleRickleTV: We already had our red day on Friday. What is this bruh
[+6] u/27onfire: It's almost like INTC is going back to a fair evaluation.
[+6] u/AwarenessRoyal4717: Shit barometer seems high . Calls on the shit stocks tomorrow
[+6] u/ClaudesSexBot: Listen I'm a ber too for the time being, but screaming we red red while we are not even down 0.5% is just too desperate and not a good look for you retards
[+6] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: lol South Korea Market is going to zero. RIP DRAM
[+6] u/Own-Cauliflower-6992: Wow, now I'm starting to think every time I saw a ber I should have actually paid attention.
LOL JK this market is pump pump pump pump it literally doesn't matter what happens. SPY 800 by JULY.
[+6] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: Why so severe crash bols:d
[+6] u/ercanbas: MU about to break $700
[+6] u/Micheal_Hancho: Pffft
GREEN BY OPEN
[+6] u/EagleNoahg: Dram hit a God candle V… opened at 46.80 and ripped to 49.20.
[+6] u/kev0795: Bears can have this night. Because tomorrow it’s team BOLLZ
[+6] u/ercanbas: MU opening at $685 tomorrow. Book it.
[+6] u/Locke_____Lamora: You retards bought calls after a 25% increase on QQQ in a month lmao.
[+6] u/CheapHero91: SaaS recovery rally will be vicious and the most hated in the history of the stock market. It will make people pull their hairs out 🤣
[+6] u/Competitive_Ride: Watching mad men. What happened to the world? People used to drink all day at work and still support a family. We’ve been scammed
[+6] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Apple is the only green stock in my watchlist lol
[+6] u/MadSkyGlider: Any corporate regard with Bloomberg please lmk wtf happened in NOW
[+6] u/Smuvmuniz: I’m balls deep in Microsoft 230 calls I’m too scared to look
[+6] u/ilikeplayingthisgame: Btc is the worst mistake I made in my life, ofc it dies the year I get into it as well
[+6] u/tessie_trades: Why did I think buying calls on Friday made sense
I’m done for
[+6] u/upvz: 10 year needs to chill. above 4.6
[+5] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: Buy high, sell low, it's a living.
[+5] u/SignificanceLate7002: When was the last time futes were green at 8pm on a Sunday?
[+5] u/enc-nyc: hola retardos, what's the news?
[+5] u/PoobliusFlavius: Just another Margin Call Monday
Oooo Ooo Ooo
[+5] u/trollboter: What's with all the pigeon memes?
[+5] u/Kickboy21: Average rent in california is $2600. I feel like throwing up
[+5] u/demonhunterking: Buy all like SNDK, MU and other AI stock. Except POET.
[+5] u/housemouse431: were back into that october 2025 to march 2026 horseshit that bulls and bears will get stuck in for the next 6 months until midterms are over
[+5] u/Beloved_Mango: Do your own DD
ADBE at these levels is like META when it got pushed below 100
Profitable company with billions revenue and AI is sneakily strengthening its moat because it’s partnered up with NVDA
Tomorrow I’m going all in leaps in my Roth and EOY calls in my regarded account
[+5] u/irrelephantiasis: feels like ENRON is the move
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: Another -1% days tomorrow?
[+5] u/v270: This is future's wife. He has passed.
[+5] u/lschoch2: Well I should have sold my mu shares
[+5] u/Coogiez: Imma need spy at 696
[+5] u/WorldTraveler35: Why we crashing? Oh shitttttt! Maaaaa! It's doing it again!
[+5] u/CPR123_: For all DRAM baggers you’re gonna be fine, MU will rally leading up to earnings and will probably top out at 1 trillion market cap. Plan your exit for around then.
[+5] u/PickleRickleTV: Is this where we freak out and sell everything?
[+5] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: Futes look good flipped upside down, what's all this panic about??
[+5] u/EstablishmentGlum391: Freak the fuck out and sell eberything holy toledo
[+5] u/Goldenboy1227: I wish every bad trade I make I’d get beat up
[+5] u/Jadedtrader33: Spacex will crash and then crash harder.
[+5] u/CPR123_: Red futes green by open
[+5] u/27onfire: I think we can get to negative 1.75%.
What you mofos think?
[+5] u/potato111a: So uhhh when is the KOSPI going to get margin called? LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/Beloved_Mango: Going all in ADBE weeklies tomorrow
Rotation into beaten down software
[+5] u/scooterhomeimprover: Why do I go look at Trumps truth social? Click on 7 garbage ads just to look at a garbage ramblings
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: I escaped bagholding HOOD only to become a DRAM longer term community member I see.
Damnit worst Korea
[+5] u/sayemsosa: Japan getting hammered, full ported shorts
[+5] u/Anchises1: Any dudes here into dudes
[+5] u/passionducky: Calls on NVDA AND QQQ what we thinkin???
[+5] u/AncientAd3846: So bleed out for like 9 more hours and then pump in the open hours?
[+5] u/BeautifulHoneydew316: I forgot that I had an auto transfer coming up on RH. The graph showed an increase in my portfolio. I thought we were going green. My feelings got played with. :(
[+5] u/deandotcom: If you sold this week congrats, buy it back tomorrow tho.
[+5] u/richbeezy: Odd spike in NOW shares huh huh......high volume.
Something smells funny in a very good way.
[+5] u/shindiggaa: Time to freak the fuck out and sell everything
[+15] u/Thecreamcheeze: Iran is sitting there laughing. They know 🥭 is losing all support back home. Wtf would they want a deal when he is groveling like this
[+15] u/pinghing: Axios at 5 AM tomorrow:
IRAN PEACE DEAL BREAKTHROUGH
oil -20%
Markets +10%
[+12] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Bears celebrating the collapse of society for 36 dollars
[+11] u/wildcat1055: Tomorrow morning:
My oil positions, up $150
Rest of my portfolio: down $15,000
[+9] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Six Ebola exposed people headed back to the US but like, quarantine is woke now
[+9] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #BREAKING
Gas prices are expected to go HIGHER than 2022.
[+9] u/Useful_Donut6789: trumps alien truth social pic is hilarious
[+9] u/Top-Meaning2626: NVDA, you didn't even report yet, why you fuck my ass
[+9] u/Jazzlike-Okra-5399: Full port when the market opens fuck it
[+9] u/would-rather-read: ignore the bond market sweetie everything’s ok
[+9] u/Adii2311: Overnight is open. Its not looking good yall. Id be sad if i had short term positions. I am sad anyway
[+9] u/CasualPersistence: Read comments in here before checking futes thinking we’re down bigly. -0.7% as of right now. It’s all over, the bears have won
[+9] u/PositiveAdagio891: https://preview.redd.it/gek1ipwoxs1h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb2b9f098a7de5d01b2c45e76585b77123e84801
**Micron gang**
[+9] u/ez399017: $MU really said wtf is a 10 year
[+8] u/shunted22: If you can't love MU at its -10% you don't deserve it at its +50%
[+8] u/XxVarolzxX: I dropped my fucking quesadilla and fries on the ground
SPY $450 EOD
[+8] u/golari: Please Jesus, one more pump for the boys
[+8] u/moosewithamuffin: Doesn’t matter what gas prices are I just put $20 in my tank every time
[+8] u/bigfan49: My dad brought up bitcoin again shits about to drill hard
[+8] u/A_Chair_Bear: Axios: Trump reported to announce GTA 6 trailer at 9:00pm EST to save markets
[+8] u/Napster-mp3: Dude these milf’s are wild
[+8] u/Thecreamcheeze: One market 🥭 can’t manipulate is the bond market and it’s doing its thing
[+8] u/yayahi: are we bombing the iranians or what lol. oil mooning
[+8] u/bigfan49: Holding calls over the weekend takes a different type of hunger
[+8] u/TraditionalRock9626: its been steadily going up, green by open
[+8] u/xlmtothemoon: cant wait for semis to dump so this place actually looks like a normal gambling sub again
[+8] u/WooWheee: Korea mooning? Why so much panic in here
[+8] u/No-Put2311: MU regards don't care about optics
[+8] u/Clappindemcheekies: All the dumb doomer bears are out tonight
[+7] u/isukforfree: Crazy mu reversal. Sorry bers
[+7] u/Cybermeld: People getting margin called tomorrow.
[+7] u/AllCapNoBrake: Because it has $0 value.
[+7] u/ten7four: Oil to a billion dollars
[+7] u/miss_L_fire: I just ruined my own night by checking the overnights
[+7] u/bigfan49: SPY is…. how shall I say….. home of sexual….
[+7] u/lifeiswutumakeit: Ordered korean fried chicken for dinner. Calls on DRAM
[+6] u/Top-Meaning2626: MU call holders, cover your assholes
[+6] u/thelonewanderer333: ...........the S&P is 0.5% down and bulls are begging for their mothers like they just got bayoneted. God I can't wait for the bubble to pop.
[+6] u/Crazy_Donkies: 2 things will happen. And you're dumb as fuck to disagree.
Green by open.
Or
I sell my calls at 9:30:35 am.
[+6] u/ElephantFriendly: The pigeon shit crash will now go down in history
[+6] u/skymagic: Hormuz pumping on rumors of the new 'roasted garlic' flavor dropping soon 🙌
[+6] u/sharkenleo: Holy shit KOSPI is about to go green
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: If we had three red days like Friday in a row, this sub would turn into a cemetery
[+6] u/AdditionalActuator81: Pigeon shit….. who would of ever guessed
[+6] u/Open-Yak-3708: Most regards here are front loaded with 0-2DTE atm or otm calls on spy and 3% down move in 3 days is enough for them to literally go tits up
[+6] u/wildcat1055: Only a pre-market tweet from 🥭 can save us
[+6] u/Lanky_Chard3288: YOLO GOOGL 5/18 405c
GOOGL 5/22 402.5c
GOOGL 5/22 400c
GOOGL 7/17 405c
MSFT 6/12 415c
ASTS 5/22 82c
held through the weekend. Zero or lambo
[+6] u/JayRoo83: Oh so **now** bonds matter
[+6] u/UnitedCup1814: 🥭 is not talking whare did you fools hear that crap from
[+6] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Oil continues to climb. Up to 107, now.
[+6] u/legbreaker: On the menu this week.
Bears:
\- NACHO = Not A Chance Hormuz Opens
\- Japan killing itself with inflation and starts selling US treasuries.
\- Likely a failed 20 y bond auction on Wednesday
Bulls:
\- NVIDIA earnings hopefully going to hold up the entire global stock market.
[+6] u/HyperSensitive-Mods: # The curse of Pam Bondi — DOW at 50k strikes again ……. 🩸 🪓📉
[+6] u/Future_Light_8571: Everyone is saying we’ll be red tomorrow, but I think we will be green, based on my analysis of Ligma and Sugma.
[+6] u/unorganized-orange: Holy fuck JP10y is at **2.791**, what the actual fuck
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Record amount of puts will be purchased this week
[+5] u/somewhereoverthedune: Is anybody out there....?
[+5] u/Regardium-Leviosa: Is it me you're looking for?
[+5] u/NativePlant870: This time was in fact not different bulls
[+5] u/Deadsea3132: Hilarious watching shitcoin dramatically fall for no reason as soon as any news headline comes out. Store of value btw
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Gas going to $10 a gallon
[+5] u/AdvisorOdd1938: Wth is everyone talking about pigeons. What did I miss
[+5] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Oil up to 108.36, now.
[+5] u/Shot-Ground-9898: Those Koreans are definitely leveraged to the tits
[+5] u/KingRog85: I’m bullish for pre a Memorial Day rally.
[+5] u/qrqrafafzvzv: Higher low, higher high, this week.
[+5] u/MoreOutcome8541: Bol all-pro downvote team out in full force tonight. You guys are going to be putting in some double shifts over the next few months
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: S&P is going below zero. You will owe your 401k millions.
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: Did I time the top of MU at $805?
[+5] u/SuperNewk: Welp, about to get some bird seed tomorrow and do my DD in the park
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: Straight line down since Friday 2pm
[+5] u/Electronic_Sky_1413: Genuinely asking what happens in here if there’s a true bear market. Do bols keep buying calls and making fun of bers?
[+5] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: What's happening dawg??
[+5] u/RonBlake: Old MU still got some fight in her yet
[+5] u/tomis_24: In my opinion, Trump asked Xi to put pressure on Iran. and Xi said, he can't and it doesn't hurt China because they have enough oil in reserve for 20 years.
[+5] u/CanIMarginThat: LMAO no way there's war escalation right at 8pm these markets are so rigged
[+5] u/OilBull: NOW is basically inverse SOXL lmao
[+5] u/jeffynihao: USO at 152 lmfao oh shit
[+5] u/Chrg88: What if you fully embraced the lower class lifestyle instead of aspiring or barely hanging on to the middle class?
Imagine being a waiter at Chili’s and banging every waitress/hostess above a 6
[+11] u/mangled_degenerate: Santa rally this week
[+11] u/BoomerSharkBoy: MU suddenly GREEN ?!
[+11] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: rip to those who shorted MU at 700
[+10] u/kenathen: whew. spy to 800 this week guaranteed
[+10] u/Summerdaysengineer: Thank god for MU pump ngl
[+9] u/Abe2025: Ummm.we are V-ing already? Tf?
[+9] u/Micahftww: Fed finna drop 12 gazillion dollars into this shit by 8AM
[+9] u/RJNavarrete: Hoping for a +10% day by morning. Sweet dreams, y'all!
[+9] u/FeverTreeCloud: God bless Samsung workers for striking 😤
Hope they get their bags
[+9] u/Kind-Recognition4528: Green by open easily
[+9] u/FeverTreeCloud: LOL MU going up
🐻s to be in shambles in the morning
[+9] u/LarsTarkas: MU retardium powers have activated
[+9] u/BoomerSharkBoy: MU went from -2.40 to +11.90 within seconds
[+8] u/Dude_HaHa: # US10Y ripping. What a chad LMAO
[+8] u/Hot_Sacks: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit masturbating
[+8] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: I’m not a Costco member but the hotdogs seem legit…
[+8] u/IllustratorHour1618: Nvda gonna turn green biiiycches
[+8] u/Jackiemoontothemoon: MU’s viagra is kicking in
[+8] u/Tsukasa_Wavemaster_: SPY 800 by the 4th of July.
[+8] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: DRAM, why did you stop pumping 10% every day since I bought?
[+7] u/Winter-Gap4693: MU was a lot of fun though, think of all the fun times had thinking about what you'd spend it on. That's worth something. Right? Money is just money. It doesn't matter. It's the experience that counts.
[+7] u/aew2019: https://preview.redd.it/75q2ljevys1h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d9339924cf6aff02571d5ac16734f6dde9f37a2
[+7] u/dune2350: Thats the mu I know and love. And its only asian markets right now and they usually hate MU compared to their boys, hymen and samdung
[+7] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Drump will post in AM. Reversal to green before da big dump.
[+7] u/yeedub: Futes are redder than the devils dick
[+7] u/Kekbar: Because of Chinvidia?
[+6] u/BIGPOTHEAD: 52 week high for 10 year
[+6] u/Own_Cat_9967: My wife’s boyfriend has a sister that is single, and says she digs regards that lose money in the digital casino
[+6] u/talaabo: Why is orange man shitpoting when 30Y is over 5% and 10Y is 4.6%. It is time to talk nice not rock the sinking boat.
[+6] u/thrillho145: Bro not another red day
[+6] u/PolloConTeriyaki: Just wait for the truth social post at 6:20 am est.
[+6] u/ArticleTerrible7621: MU will open green and then fomo will pour in, I cant wait.
[+5] u/Bignutly: They rotated the money out of Ai and then bought some more Ai
[+5] u/Killit_Witfya: actually wonder what the market would do if trump discloses 4 species of aliens in a lame speech
[+5] u/prana_fish: How the fuck are people still hoping that $NVDA will sAvE teh mArKeT?
First, we're barely down.
Two, have you dumb motherfuckers not been paying attention to past $NVDA earnings? These bitches get rugged immediately post earnings no matter how good the numbers and guide are.
[+5] u/euphoricmoonberry: Please let me wake up with MU at $750 and DRAM at $54 🧎🏻♂️➡️
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: Who the fuck is buying at these ATH levels?
[+5] u/LadderAdmirable: We are opening at 750-760 depending on how good the Axios news is in few hours. Ber are never allowed to monetize their poots lmao.
[+5] u/pussinbuuts: Intc -6% to green
Stonks
[+5] u/Axonum: why are we dumping MU and SNDK??
[+5] u/wattap: BULLS ARE RETARDED LMAO
[+5] u/LaserGuy626: Why is KOSPI green now? They were down 4.5% like 30 mins ago. Fkn crackheads. That's what happens when your country bans short selling.
[+5] u/Front_Inspector_437: Anything worth buying in the 24 hour “market”
[+5] u/tiny_toof: This is so unpredictable 🤣🤣
[+13] u/raid_z0: Do NOT open the casino
[+13] u/EarthsYawner: What a terrible time to have my entire portfolio in memory stocks and no cash to buy dips in everything
[+13] u/GenitalWartHogg: Seen this movie before. SPY 750 tomorrow cause Donny tweets
[+12] u/Paul_Robert_: I'm going to be so profitable tomorrow. You want to know my secret? It's simple, I'm just not going to make any trades tomorrow 💀
[+12] u/orangeyougladiator: You only need to make $400k a day to earn $100m a year, what are you even doing?
[+12] u/Klutzy_Display6531: It has to be a pattern. Every Sunday I come on here and the bears are out in full force. I don’t get it. How many red Monday’s have we had over the past few months?
[+10] u/theineffablebob: wait Korea went green?
[+9] u/No_Stand5622: After bols slaughtered tomorrow, beef price will come down from ATH
[+9] u/AusConsoleGamesLFG: You guys have absolutely no idea how good the things that are coming for you are 🙏
[+9] u/ChampionshipOdd947: TOFU - Trump Only Fucks Up
From reddit/r/worldnews
[+8] u/tristis_veritas: Big Mac is **$7 just for a sandwich** 😂😂?? What in the actual fuck is going on.
Like a year ago it was $5. During Covid it was $5 but they often had BOGO free on the app so it was $2.50 each.
Luxury for the rich apparently lol.
[+8] u/temporary-account-: The worst part about puts is that unlike calls, you can’t infinitely have puts go up. Eventually the stock will hit 0.
[+8] u/sonofalando: Yields flaring up like my prostate again 😳
[+8] u/Dakhnas: 'US and Iran signal they are prepared to resume war' - AP News
[+7] u/niofalpha: Glad I sold Friday lmao
[+7] u/JohanLiebert92: all 🥭 been doing today is AI shitposting on his truthsocial, non stop
[+7] u/PoliticsIsDepressing: Treasury yields…oof.
[+7] u/cashflow_: Damn airbnb host never left me a review 😡
[+7] u/trust_it_bb: My kindergarten teacher once had a meeting with my parents basically calling me borderline retarded because i couldnt color in a circle.
Today i cant even draw lines on a chart but i bought the dip. Whose a retard now
[+7] u/ccohn: Some of y’all are talking too much on here. Go help your mom with the dishes.
[+7] u/Coda70: I looked it up and Sunday night futures are correct about 60% of the time.
[+7] u/TheYakLord1: I’ll shit on your shoulder
[+7] u/trust_it_bb: Buy1 of every stock in the market
After a month sell the winners and double down on the losers.
Asked if this was a good strat to american and chinese ai and they both just sent me to the wikipedia page regarding mental retardation??
[+7] u/Initial_Ad_9250: I don't appreciate the vibes ,SPY. Fix it , bitch
[+7] u/DiamondHands667: Been watching my fair share of AI porn to ensure the bubble doesn’t pop
[+7] u/Worried_Quarter469: A shortage of even conventional DRAM — the chips storing data for processing by computers — has roughly doubled prices in the first quarter and could see another 60% cost surge in the quarter to June, according to TrendForce.
[+6] u/temporary-account-: Holy shit tomorrow is gonna be redder than my taint after walking 10 miles in sweats on a crisp autumn day.
[+6] u/PoliticsIsDepressing: Holy shit…Oil Spiking and so are treasury yields. 🥭 literally aligned all the stars to fuck over ever bol on this sub.
[+6] u/Snow_Shaman: Puts on United Airlines. I don't see how they are going to recover from this $30 voucher they gave me, My flight is now delayed 8 hours and counting.
[+6] u/bootsupondesk: Market likes to test the new fed chair first day on the job. 👍
[+6] u/TomAddis: 50% dip freak out, divorce your wife, take her jewlery and take off into the woods, its all over, a bird shat on my shoulder too.
[+6] u/silver0199: What are we thinking, green by open?
Or are my calls fucked
[+6] u/Miffy1234567: whos buying more DRAM on this disocunt?
[+5] u/old-cow666: Taco of all tacos ???🌮 we are in a perfect shit storm for one
[+5] u/Miffy1234567: Mu looking good, sndk going up
[+5] u/ultrachem: US10YT approaching 5 is wild as fuck
[+5] u/gentlesandwich: I blocked that dude when I realized he'll post like 50 times in an hour. He must be a really sad guy.
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: Watching Fight Club
✊🧼
[+5] u/Keikage: Bought DRAM at the top AMA
[+5] u/thunderboy13: Time to rotate into defensive stocks. Expect a further 3-5% decline for the next two weeks. Play safe.
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: Everyone asks where are the bers, no one asks wat the f bers are doin
[+5] u/renedotmac: All you bulls are going to be fine. I doubled down on puts for tomorrow and there’s just no way I make money two days in a row.
[+5] u/MayorMcCheezz: Maybe the whole reason the market was down while Trump was away. Was because he took the keys to the money printer with him.
[+5] u/CaptainApeCommander: You can thank me NOW
[+5] u/Effective_Throat6127: Bers you losing steam
[+20] u/Immediate-Movie6837: MU GANG MU GANG MU GANG
[+17] u/jstvndrpls: The pigeon stuff is some of the unfunniest shit ive ve seen. Embarrassing. Reddit cant do forced memes
[+16] u/Sandyrandy54: I hope one of you makes so much money tomorrow you can cash out and suck on huge delicious titties for the rest of your life.
[+14] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: AI doesnt think. All it does is a quick search of the web and organize answers in a easy way for lazy humans. Its all total bullshit but people are stupid so here we are
[+14] u/Visible_Ad6287: Red makes no sense expecting green by AM
[+13] u/Immediate-Movie6837: MU GANG RUN IT, WE GOT THIS
[+12] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: are we rich tomorrow?
[+12] u/dankeyschon: bears always out with their smug ass after every single -0.5% or -1%. mf it's called a dip.
[+11] u/SuccotashOk5093: Everything red except for MU
[+10] u/Fun_Reporter9086: Can't wait to get rich and marry an e-girl.
[+9] u/Adrian12094: can't believe i'm gonna lose money cause of a pigeon
[+9] u/Toothlesskinch: Suspicion: china is using/will use its considerable leverage and influence on iran and help the US clean up its mess in exchange for Taiwan. TSMC is fucked.
[+8] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: This going to be the greenest Monday of the year
[+8] u/violet_evergarden8: So many MU bots lmfao
[+8] u/Red_Zone_Broly: #Forget FAANG, meet PIGEON 🕊
P = Panasonic
I = Intel
G = Google
E = Ebay
O = OpenAI
N = Nvidia
[+8] u/NewAccount428412: Mu bers are king regard
[+8] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: Regards next to me at a Ramen place talking about Nvidia and AI stocks, top is definitely in
[+7] u/Dennistheemennis: Did bulls just expect spy to go up 40% for the year?
[+7] u/Happy-n-Healthy: I buy high, I buy low, I buy in between. every month like clockwork, The Future is Bullish!
[+7] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: im no meteorologist, but were gonna be green as fuck tomorrow
[+7] u/Immediate-Movie6837: Come on MU please please just hit 740 again and I am done, please God please
[+6] u/Prestigious_Deal_216: well go green again when china invades taiwan
[+6] u/Sea-Refrigerator7919: Should I panic sell everything
[+6] u/AndItsThetaAgain: 🍸 how are the vibes?
I’m checking in to gauge the level of instability
Did we V to green? Are we fully doomer?
[+5] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: I'm old enough to remember back to simpler, more innocent times... when the worst thing you'd hear about on the news was hijacked jetliners flying into buildings
[+5] u/EnvironmentalAir8771: The bloodbath begins
[+5] u/Rock_or_Rol: Too bearish in here ☹️
[+5] u/Axwe8: #### there is a literal **pigeon** on the front page giving **financial advice** 🐔 🐔 🐔
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: Remember to drink lots of water and to eat your vegatables. Misinformation and panic can't spread itself
[+5] u/SpartanDad01: Pray. Pray for green that’s my move
[+5] u/TheoryInttro: 9 minutes until getting rugged on SLV in a continuation of the dump on Friday
[+5] u/wyudtix: Nothingburger Futes 😴
[+15] u/Soffatjockis: Mango
It's time to pull out of Iran now. They won't cave before you do. Fucking lard ass idiot.
[+13] u/goldenlamp: Just need one tweet about peace talks inshallah
[+11] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: Yes the bubble is going to pop on an easily reversible temporary oil price increase...
[+9] u/unhappyreach_: The way the subs chatbots caught on to this new meme is sus
They are running some engagement bs
[+8] u/Bubbly-Fishing3221: been gone for a week now everything is about pigeons. can someone explain lol
[+7] u/omjagvarensked: Bulls looking at semis doing 50+% in 1 month and acting like it's a normal occurrence lol
[+7] u/aioliravioli: bols see a video of a cat doing karate then drop 30k on MU calls
[+7] u/Low_Plastic363: Fuuuuuuuu
I have a bad feeling about this week. It seems like a lot of stop gaps are running out.
[+7] u/Got_Engineers: Sometimes I forget about all these random companies that are stocks like Heinz ketchup. They have literally just been going down for years lol
[+7] u/IamyourfantasyX: Since using a bidet there is no comparison. It’s like buying shares VS options. You just can’t make money the same way with shares.
[+7] u/Meditation__Music: I trade based on feelings no charts no nothing and tomorrow I’m feeling like full porting puts 👽
[+7] u/LaserBeamer17: You 🫵 should have sold MU last week in the 800s but got greedy and bought more instead. Now you’re staying up watching the fake RH overnight price action, the equivalent of two monkeys trading back and forth, hoping it will stay a little green 🤡
[+7] u/D1finalboss: A pigeon is a flying rat. Any questions
[+7] u/aioliravioli: the president bought PLTR then tweeted about it lol
[+7] u/i_simp_f: Closing the time loop by going back in time and beating myself to death with a fucking brick
[+7] u/Slabbed1738: Sir, a ~~second~~ fifth pigeon has shit on your shoulder
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: If youre not a little schizo with your gambling thesis youre never going to make it
[+7] u/studinvest: Understood, I'm selling it.
[+7] u/New-Length5593: Japan about to nuke this whole mf
[+6] u/Acceptable-Two5692: Well that's what I get for screenshotting my UNH profits and not actually closing my position, fuck!
[+6] u/JarrodH991: Why are people so berish in here
[+6] u/manxutah: Up up down down left right left right A B A B
[+6] u/arbitraryBlue: You really think it's gonna dump leading to NVDA's earnings? Cuz it ain't lol. Calls lead the way
[+6] u/AgileHornet5960: Yeah based on what? We had Kioxia blowout earnings that confirmed demand for memory, opEX is out of the way, SNDK has only had 2 days in the last 3 months where the stock was down for 4 day’s consecutively. Afterwards, both MU/SNDK went up +15%, NVDA earnings this week. Etc etc etc. I don’t think any of you guys actually take a look into anything.
[+6] u/hyroprotagonyst: Gonna sell my puts at a profit tmw and buy more semis
[+5] u/SchlechterUser: i make more money than most of you murican ""capitalists"" and i adore Karl Marx
[+5] u/Thumbszilla: I have no calls or puts, but it seems like everytime "everybody" is bearish it does the exact opposite.
[+5] u/Nanas_700k: Thinking of starting a manufacturing business that sells only one product. Large industrial nuts. All the sizes and thread types for massive complex equipment and structures. Thinking of naming the business DEEZ.
[+13] u/PigeonManBro: Can everyone stfu about me?
[+10] u/sounbaggie: Green by open say wallahi bro
[+9] u/LowIllustrator245: # A Court Has Just Crushed Samsung Union Workers’ Dream Of Winning $30 Billion In Bonuses, As South Korea’s Government Threatens To Go Full Scorched-Earth Against A Planned Strike
[+9] u/WendyDumpsterFire: I fucking hate bears
[+9] u/SpunkySprinkle: I’ve been at my moms bedside in the ICU for the last four days with my whole world collapsing. I’m finally checking my phone for the first time, can someone for the love of god explain the pigeon thing to me?
[+9] u/winston511: Dude holy fuck I can deal with my shit life so much easier if have a couple of bucks in unrealized gains in my port
[+8] u/A55BAG: Koreans going all in after a monster run 😅
https://www.koreatimes.co.kr/amp/economy/20260517/brokerages-hit-jackpot-as-retail-investors-borrow-more-to-chase-koreas-stock-rally
[+8] u/0xBorisjohnson: What if the last month was just Mango massaging the market up to 740 SPY so that when he nukes Iran at the end of the month it only falls back to 650ish
[+8] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # Bols gonna learn today that the market goes down too LMAO🤌
[+8] u/jraiv420: Imagine not owning SpaceX pre IPO to dump into retail
[+7] u/jijitalk: Believe it or not, buying calls tomorrow morning is gonna create generational wealth.
[+7] u/IndividualNo7155: Pigeons are Palantir psyops
[+7] u/PlanSeekX01: i dont know what to do or what the hell im doin so I bought both calls and puts surely one of these will work
[+7] u/Haikoe: What goes up, goes up forever, remember guys
[+6] u/AlpacaDream7: when your mood depends on numbers on a screen going up or down
[+6] u/ddrsdght: Welcome to America in 2026, there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere
[+6] u/degenforlife69: Samsung is up 5%. Semi con retards get ready with your calls, it’s not ending just yet
[+6] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: Researchers confirmed Hantavirus comes from pigeon cum
[+5] u/SpecialTrust2045: MU has already peaked last week. More profit taking this week.
[+5] u/Affectionate-Idea690: Yeah 👍. I can feel it
[+5] u/NiceOwner: Future flutes are fake and gay, calls
[+5] u/Bluesquare9: I wasn’t aware that bears were permitted two consecutive days
[+5] u/hermeskino715: These futes pissing me off
[+20] u/sanmar2225: when you know it’s a trap, but not sure for who
[+14] u/Affectionate-Drop689: is MU and Sandisk still the play tomorrow
[+12] u/90kDenier: 1 week since I left the US market to focus solely on the local jp market
only to realise every market moves with the us market and I'm fucked anyway
i am 20% down
Greetings from Japan
[+11] u/Sea_Trip_8941: Qqq 3%+ today just for the fuck of it
[+10] u/corndog_messiah: World War Z couldn’t stop this market
[+9] u/sanmar2225: #my toxic trait is I’ll watch a position go red $25,000 but if I see $28 green IM OUT
[+9] u/Which_Cost8015: Ny watchlist for tomorrow:
$SNOW
$MU
$NVDA or $NVDL
$XOVR
$RVI
$DRAM
[+9] u/Jinhe0529: Looks like we’ll gap up tomorrow
[+8] u/_hopkins: I guess green by open
[+8] u/xbitxfatxstonkx: We like you kangaroo
[+8] u/spreadbetfred: Back to regular scheduled programming of 2% days every day soon enough.
[+7] u/optimaltimemism: I wonder why guys always talk to me about sports and never about stocks.
Who cares if their team lost. Tell me about your losses.
[+7] u/Bitter-Heat-8767: Why is it whenever I play hide and seek I have to pee really bad
[+7] u/RegardEngineer: Many bers
Many, many, many, many bers
Wish red 'pon my port
Market, I don't cry no more
Don't look to the red no more
Have green on me.
Many bers
Many, many, many, many bers
[+6] u/Salty-Bid1597: Some of you are poorly equipped to deal with red and it shows.
[+6] u/Play_Background: ELON MUSK SAYS THAT IN A DECADE, HUMANOID ROBOTS WILL 'PRETTY MUCH BE EVERYWHERE AND EVERYONE WILL WANT ONE OR TWO'
How the fuck will we store two humanoid robots in our condos lol
[+6] u/Suspicious-Leg9485: Ride Nvidea, ride now! Ride to ruin and the world's ending! Death!
[+6] u/True_Job_7845: Calls. Maybe not tomorrow but soon
[+6] u/TheDJoser: Checks thread for all World events ✅
[+5] u/groupdfense: Dram going to 80 hollyy
[+5] u/Sea_Trip_8941: Nvda calls to the moon
[+5] u/rhuffq: I put my hand up on your hip
When I dip, you dip, we dip.
[+14] u/Dismal-Annual4078: green market thanks to trump alien photo
[+13] u/MenagerieAlfred: “…R fuk”
“Imagine…”
“Some of you… and it shows”
“Open the fucking casino”
If you were going to post any of these comments, you don’t need to anymore! It has already been done for you. You can just sit back and relax.
[+11] u/MelonBeefChop: +0.5% -> Ber fuk
-0.5% -> Bol fuk
Amazing analysis here
[+11] u/hayleybts: Even as a ber I know this shit will turn green lmao
[+10] u/Kattilaeikka: Imagine thinking stocks could go down and even betting money on it lmao
[+9] u/Sco_420: SPY green as fuck by open
[+9] u/OrangMiskin: NVDA dumped for the last three earnings, I think it’s finally time for a pump.
[+8] u/y1e: Watching bond yields on desktop and my blood glucose level on my phone at the same time. Hoping for a steep drop in both very soon.
[+8] u/BeginnersDuck777: 🚨 CIRCUIT BREAKERS 🚨
[+7] u/stefanone: pre market looking nice and green so far yay
[+7] u/heikici: Please open red and let the pigeon meme be established
[+7] u/Karl-Levin: The market started to make sense when I realized market go up doesn't mean economy good (for us).
It means rich people getting richer.
We can face war, famine, energy crisis and still be green.
[+7] u/WalrusHonda: That new Spotify logo is hideous
[+7] u/Club-Loud: Sandisk Just swinging up and down 10% pre market
[+7] u/Whatevs56: Rate hikes. 2022 all over again.
[+6] u/Harp-Note: I hate allergy season. It makes me cry more than the stock market.
[+6] u/Gortecz: Pigeon Prophecy go brrr
[+6] u/wkgko: they'll sleep in your bed with your wife
you can go into the closet
[+6] u/Total-Form1519: Seems diamond handing calls.. was the play
[+6] u/Imaginary-Pin580: Fear the fuck out and sell everything
[+6] u/BigWorth3417: Why did I buy ADBE 450$ calls months ago
I am retarded
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Wind1347: Now is your last chance to buy MU at the best price.
[+5] u/TheSamWithNoName: Like even by his standards?
[+5] u/zainwhb: Finally unbanned bcz I bet MU would go to 850, anyways 850 eom trust
[+5] u/ilikemgs: Say you make 800k a year, how much would u allocate for options trading?
[+5] u/No-Entrance9339: Anyone interested in creating a Hormuz musical? Would have liked Gilbert Gottfried as the narrator.
[+5] u/fungoodtrade: the weasel on the woodpecker just tweeted his thoughts about the pigeon
[+5] u/Maleficent-Paper4936: The real show hasn’t started yet team