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[+48] u/ChristianM97: holy fck MU selloff at close.
[+39] u/Big-Routine222: MU people freaking out about a 3% drop after a month long 72% rocket. Classic.
[+39] u/Sharp-Culture8840: I regret going all in on SNDK at $1540
[+33] u/xlmtothemoon: how nice of nvda to give us confirmation today that it is 100% dumping on earnings
[+27] u/ChreeKnowsBest: MU down 3% today which means up 30% tomorrow
[+25] u/rcantu314: I was told MU was free money wtf
[+25] u/Thin_Response_2689: MU pump after hours you retards new here?
[+25] u/CryptoTAGod: I don't have any moves for tomorrow, MU cleaned me out and kicked my dog
[+21] u/Skid-Vicious: Ok maybe I should have sold MU at 807 today
[+21] u/Bonkers119: Maybe MU is just the friends we made along the way
[+19] u/Just_Learned_This: God I fucking hate you guys
[+19] u/bearhunter429: #90% of market movement happens overnight and pre-market and the remaining 10% happens from 9:30 am to 10 am. Then nothing all day. LMAO🤌
[+18] u/Jagged_Tide: If SPY closes above 760 tomorrow I’ll get everybody who upvotes a baconator
[+18] u/looool_k_libtard: Saving my virginity for divorce
[+18] u/ecoburner87: robinhood app should play the benny hill song while i'm making trades to capture how comically wrong i get it all day every day
[+18] u/AgileHornet5960: A lot of SNDK and MU bears in here— you know what that means…
https://preview.redd.it/efefyx6sw51h1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=596698df6a824d529b45b0eb366172543d2b13c8
[+16] u/Carfar_Farcar: Folks panic dumping their MU weeklies before tomorrow only for it to jump back over $800 by 10am.
[+16] u/eireniconic: the only reason stocks ever go down is to gain momentum to rocket up even higher, based on my stock trading experience of one week
[+15] u/DufflebagJoe: A lot of MU top buyers in here lol
[+15] u/RjBloxks: Literally every time I own MU shares or calls it shits the bed, I rotate into something else then MU rips 5-10% a day for weeks
[+15] u/D1rtD3mon: Does anyone else feel the need to spend every dollar of buying power they have as soon as its available
[+15] u/Bright-Revolution496: \*stock moves a half point\*
BEARS DEAD or
BULLS DEAD
[+14] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: Time to make my next wrong move
[+14] u/Micro-so-soft: My retard account just surpassed my very safe and conservative 401k which I’ve been DCA’ing for 10 years. Milestone achieved.
[+13] u/baadllama_ghost: please, please
while the DOW is over 50k there will be NO Epstein talk
[+13] u/severed02: It’s not a raging bull market; you’re an actual genius
[+13] u/julllzz: SPY 750-760 tomorrow
[+13] u/ScytherDOTA: My wife witnessed my 0dte having +10k only to finish -8k and shes depressed lmao
[+12] u/housemoneyrocketship: MU, that’s not the way to Valhalla
[+12] u/chillassdude: if you sold MU today you're a pussyyyyyy
[+12] u/BarryBurkman: 🤯
https://preview.redd.it/tgd32auzv51h1.jpeg?width=1488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77ce0ea6a7d387e983c12dbe772ef5a0a517d9b5
[+12] u/suizman: Burry buried all his clients shorting NVDA 🥹
[+12] u/AgileHornet5960: Time to load up on SNDK/MU.
[+11] u/Cyrano804: These FIG bags starting to feel lighter
[+11] u/ConcentrateSea5895: Load tf up on SNDK my dudes
[+11] u/dreggers: now that SNDK has taken a breather, it's time to get back to 1600
[+11] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Micron jumping off a cliff end of session after sliding all day has me hella mad man
[+11] u/mighty_sys_admin: sold POET at 5.34 a short while back, AMA
[+11] u/taffy_laffy: its funny how 99% of the million+ gain porn posted here is shares and leaps on stocks that have seen 30-100x gains(aka bought when the stock was sub 1b mkt cap) but most of you still believe you're gonna turn your 2k into 1m purely through short term options.
literally playing on hard mode.
[+11] u/Shoganai_Hito: Wtf up with MU eod close
[+11] u/taffy_laffy: poet has 80 employees. it's literally a guy in a rented office in someones backyard with 79 people WFH.
[+10] u/open-mind-001: Figma holding 30% shorts ligma
[+10] u/ElectronicShoulder26: Didn’t think id become an MU bag holder
[+10] u/Notwrongmarketwrong: Bers can't even afford cuck chairs anymore.
[+10] u/ColtonOrr69: MU is cooked for those at $800
[+10] u/Ok_Winner9825: Reminder strait of Hormuz is still closed
[+9] u/JPM1216: Mu really trolling the people
[+9] u/DaveSteward: Why did you shit the bed MU :(
[+9] u/1Enthusiast: I’m sad because I’m fat, I’m fat because i eat, and I eat because I’m sad 😢
[+9] u/tabrizzi: So Cerebras (CBRS) priced IPO at $180, opened at $350, and closed at $311.07.
The reason I stayed away from it..
[+9] u/tortoisepump: $FIG up 16% in AH
Me: perhaps I should've held my stock 😢
Me: remembering I sold for a loss at $45 😀
Me: remembering I sold for a loss at $45 😢
[+9] u/Chiinoe: POET jfc. Why didnt yall spam this shit?
[+9] u/Legendary-Lemon: My FIG-bags are massive. I need a 100% run to break even LMAO
[+9] u/J_da_CPA: Imagine buying a BYD for $10k. All other car companies will be bankrupt
[+9] u/BigSnow7033: How retardrd is it to hold 1dte spy call overnight?
[+9] u/ChoccyMilkIsMyLife: Made my first $10,000. Can’t wait to get to $100,000.
[+9] u/Interesting_Leg8859: BREAKING: FORD TO EXIT CAR BUSINESS TO FOCUS ON BUILDING DATA CENTERS LMAOOOO
[+9] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Dumped Micron. Two red days in one week? No thank you, not good enough for my port
[+9] u/Valkorion335786: Whilst I suspect this is bull run is, indeed, fake and most likely homosexual, I still made profit and go full cash overnight because nothing is trustworthy
[+9] u/Forward-Ad5608: We are 2-3 weeks from one of the biggest crashes of all time if 🥭 doesn't make a deal with Iran. The global economy, and all our ports rests in the hands of the stupidest man on the planet. We r fked.
[+9] u/newmoneyking: I’m up +1000% on poet I feel numb.
[+8] u/Juidawg: MU 1DTE’s wildly expensive. Wonder what the mm’s do tomorrow
[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: Did anyone else's portfolio just plunge 2 minutes before close?
[+8] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Wtf was that MU. Dont tease flying up 3%, just go and do it then 10x it. Get back to your regular schedule
[+8] u/CJBlueNorther: Sell in May, go away
What regard coined that phrase anyways
[+8] u/Opposite-Link: Jesus Christ. Bought FIG and UMAC calls before close. Up a quick couple grand. This is going to turn into an unhealthy addiction.
[+8] u/Sandvicheater: I told my nephew if he says 6 7 one more god damn time he can forget his switch 2 birthday present
[+8] u/Star_Lord924: Ummm WTF spy....seriously? Go back up you fucking cunt
[+8] u/SighRamp: Where my POET gang at? Who else didn't paper hand out after MRVL bs dropped them? Picked up more shares and calls. Today gained 43% and afterhours up almost 5%!!!
[+8] u/McClintockC: Bers willing to settle for +1% SPY days now
#LMAO🤌
[+8] u/DahyunDabFan: The vaccine for hantavirus is buying calls
[+8] u/skin_flute_player: Where the MU boys at?
[+8] u/SeattleOligarch: I'll ask again. Wtf does POET even do?!
[+8] u/zestykite: why put cream and sugar in your coffee when you can put ice cream?
[+8] u/Interesting_Leg8859: EVERY COMPANY ON EARF FINNA PIVOT TO AI
\-Kanye
[+8] u/Capt_Chickenpox: Imo the only reason the market keeps going up is that there is no other place to keep money.
The situation is fucked, but at this point it is just a feedback loop
[+8] u/taffy_laffy: if you haven't made life changing money in this bull run, we need a time-out champ. i think it's time to hang it up lil buddy.
[+8] u/PrestigiousPrompt293: short duration calls :(
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #Today was a flat day. Hopefully tomorrow will be a green day. LMAO🤌
[+7] u/BIP3N: Today I learned MU can also stand for Monsters University
[+7] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: FIG calls going to be crushed by tomorrow
[+7] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Why did MU do that to us at the end of the session? Is it stupid?
[+7] u/chessmathster16: Let’s yolo SPY 760 1dte calls at any big red candle tomorrow
[+7] u/The_donutmancer: I still don’t fuckin trust you, POET!
[+7] u/Sick0h: Looking like big odds of a pullback around SPY 1200
[+7] u/495N: Lmao if it goes to $800 after hours
[+7] u/PlandomeProwler: $Fig Figma going back to $40 mark my words bros
[+7] u/IndependentUsual7444: Sp500 is now just a high high yield savings account
[+7] u/BecomingSavior: Congrats POET buyers
[+7] u/Trashpanda7193: MU and SNDK neutralising my TSM NVIDIA gains 🥰
[+7] u/McClintockC: Bers need to conserve calories
Punching air becoming too expensive
[+7] u/zg44: CBRS is getting a 2x leverage ETF tomorrow.
And I expect options to be going up either tomorrow or Monday.
Don't be surprised if CBRS gets pushed hard next week with both in place.
[+7] u/Glittering_Water3645: My cow told me he's invested in MUU
[+7] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Bought some SOXS today. May God have mercy on me
[+7] u/taffy_laffy: never forget the golden rule, you role play a retard, you don't trade like one.
[+7] u/Historical_Nature574: Holding poet since $4 thought I missed the bag after the dump earlier but I guess being stupid and greedy pays off
[+7] u/riteofpass: Bruh how can POET keep going up
[+7] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: I HELD TOO LONG, I AM RUINED
[+7] u/severed02: My boss better watch his tone tomorrow after I check my 401k balance
[+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/ftrhgf364 made a bet that AMD would go to 340.0 within **1 week** when it was 407.75 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 5 losses
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[+6] u/HappyCaterpillar2409: Buying more RDDT while the stock is cheap.
[+6] u/shindiggaa: MUtards getting bankrupted
[+6] u/aniote: Hantavirus can remain in human semen for up to six years and has the potential for sexual transmission even after a person has recovered, according to a peer-reviewed study.
that's it we are done
[+6] u/refrigeratorsHD: Holy shit mu wtf happened
[+6] u/495N: MU closes on intraday lows
[+6] u/Pure_Veterinarian374: Buying NOW calls tomorrow
[+6] u/sapphirestar411: SnDK gonna moon like last Friday...
[+6] u/Efficient_Beyond2201: After selling RKLB one day before it sky”rocketed” I’m happy to announce that I sold all of my MU yesterday at its ATH.
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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Their record is now 17 wins and 12 losses
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[+6] u/Loud-Solution-6118: Can't believe mango fucked up the handshake with Winnie the Pooh. That's his signature move. That's like Captain Falcon fucking up the Falcon Punch
[+6] u/Medical-Base7461: congrats on figma holders
[+6] u/Thin_Response_2689: MU gains are being rotated into NVDA its really simple to see that it is circular ATM just relax
[+6] u/495N: MU closed at 1 $776 to commemorate founding of the United States as an independent nation
[+6] u/EnigmaSpore: calls at open. that's it. do it until it dont work no more.
[+6] u/ChreeKnowsBest: I feel like if Nvidia actually pumps after earnings instead of dumps everyone in here is going to lose their mind
[+6] u/stuntondeezh0es: Yeah, I remember voting Tim Apple to represent me at the China Summit
[+6] u/215aPhillyiated: Was up 3k finished off up 1300 I’ll take it
[+6] u/thedarkpolitique: How many here just buy and hold shares? I feel like all everyone talks about are calls and put options, which I have never done, and I wonder whether I should dip my toes in that sphere…
[+6] u/mighty_sys_admin: Imagine POET hostile takeovers MRVL lol
half cash, half stock
[+6] u/Complex-Video-2202: not sure if anybody mentioned poet allready
[+6] u/mwesty25: Have you guys heard of POET or MU?
[+6] u/Initial-Magazine2169: Alright, I take it back. This chat is even more retarded than the daily.
[+6] u/DahyunDabFan: Hope yall had a good Christi Himmelfahrt stay prayed up 🙏
[+6] u/SighRamp: MU going up bigly tomorrow going to wrecked bears who held.
[+6] u/chevinke: First big win with SPY, 117% return week long call
[+6] u/lococommotion: FIGMA - Fuck It Got My Assdestroyed
[+6] u/financiallythriving: No reason for jobs anymore just triple leverage the NASDAQ on personal loans for financial freedom
[+6] u/hxr1545: F**king value investing sub told me to invest in NKE and PYPL. Should protect me from downside in the market they said. These two turds are down the most in my portfolio lmao.
[+6] u/TheMeta40k: Bears are never just happy. They have to be spiteful about it.
[+6] u/pineapplelover212: Would this joint mission by all the 26 countries to open the Strait not cause chaos ? https://x.com/iranintl\_en/status/2055027062155723083?s=46&t=mb880VrWDjNozVNRk0IHiA
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: this market in a holding pattern if I've ever seen one
[+6] u/JohanLiebert92: I can't believe 🥭 invested in SOFI.
He belongs here
[+6] u/818j25S: Bought the top and got shidded on like usual. Fml fuck me
[+6] u/SnooOpinions8942: SOXL is far from SaaS
[+6] u/BIGPOTHEAD: We aren't THAT retarded
[+5] u/Carfar_Farcar: Last minute MU selloff gonna turn my green day red lmao
[+5] u/Urinal_Zyn: AMAT shitting the bed into earnings. That's a good sign, right?
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: MM making sure you know your weekly MU calls are fucked
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: Bought AMAT calls 1 minute before close. LMAO
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Not even fun laughing at bers anymore lol
[+5] u/Dewton: That large buy up in the last 2 minutes tells me there’s gonna be some good market news tomorrow coming out of China
[+5] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Figma was the easiest call ever
[+5] u/Urinal_Zyn: lol Figma gooning too, good thing I read some random comment that said it was a good idea 10 minutes ago
[+5] u/helicopter_pocket: Holy shit fig, if this holds my leaps are going to pay for my remodel
[+5] u/ImNotHandyImHandsome: FIG was the play. Already up 17% AH
[+5] u/Formal_Cockroach_314: 12k to 100k week so far
probably sitting on my hands and watching my 740 calls tomorrow.
hope everyone ate good
[+5] u/jfwelll: Poet 43% up on nothingburgers.
Shorts got squeezedddd
[+5] u/powerboner: Damn SNDK really fucked me hard...fuck dude.
[+5] u/mwesty25: FIG IV crush tomorrow
[+5] u/ChloroVstheWorld: In classical figma fashion it pumps and dumps lmfao nothing has changed from IPO
[+5] u/Initial-Magazine2169: Do people still use 'kek'?
If not, fuck you anyway, kek
[+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Delete MU from market . You POS
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Bers your fantasies cannot ever be quenched
[+5] u/Mammoth_Bank_7886: I'm too impatient for this shit. Sold all my calls during Red Tuesday to go all in in 800 MU calls when it was at 790, thinking it has enough steam and potential to go to 900. Plan is to sell those calls immediately and rediversify with the gains. Except it has gone flaccid since barely 2 days and it's enough to make me depressed.
Greed is not good.
[+5] u/patmccock86: SNDK 1500 Buyers, raise your HANDS and wave em in the air!
[+5] u/Fresh_Researcher_242: who tf pressed the red button on MU today. dont fuck up tmrw you regard
[+5] u/hermeskino715: Anybody saw the huge red wick SPY AH?
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: Opening above 750 tomorrow
[+5] u/weHaveThoughts: Let’s see if $SNDK can print again tomorrow.
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: BREAKING: POET now invited to China
[+5] u/bemeandnotyou: # Republicans vote to dilute gas as prices rise above $4.50
Mfrs ran out of stonks to diulate
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: Samsung strikes a go?
[+5] u/Neemzeh: holy shit semis are about to get fucking rugged overnight. it'll be like nothing youve ever seen before
[+5] u/Regenbooggeit: SNDK & MU better get moving before I slap some memory on them.
[+5] u/ArtisticFrame5790: Forgot I had a website saved to my favorites that lets you search most mentioned tickers on Reddit and can filter for wsb. Need to start watching that instead of trying to skim all the posts and waste time with all the dumb comments
[+5] u/illinformed-will: VIX walking in the park like the past 2 months are gone for good
OPEN THE FEAR GATES YOU CRAZY BASTARDS !!!
[+5] u/financiallythriving: I AM FEELING REALLY EUPHORIC I AM SCARED
[+5] u/SerialStrategist: MSFT couldn't stay hard if it's life depended on it.
[+5] u/trsx5: Fascinating that the minute i buy something a candle of the opposite direction occurs even though the hour beforehand nothing happened
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: That’s like 4 red sessions in a row for sandick
Must be in a ber market
[+5] u/patmccock86: VC's were buying CBRS for $23 a share and we have WSB buying at $388
[+5] u/AdjustDeezNutz: Wow the poet tards were right.
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: When is the next irl WSB meeting and where?
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: SPACEX ipo next week lmao I got no funds
[+5] u/DrSigns: Played both sides on AMAT earnings
[+5] u/WarmMinimalist: Why are people pumping USO like a 4am Iran peace treaty and sudden 30% drop won’t happen?
[+5] u/PaleInvestigator767: what the hell is happening with AMAT?
[+5] u/mnfatz: Soo are we done with computer chips??
[+5] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: What should I make calls on tomorrow? 👁️🫦👁️
[+5] u/OakTreesForBurnZones: Holding my 30 MU shares I bought at $110. To the moon!
[+5] u/-0x00000000: NVDA gains got eaten by SPY losses.
We might hit 750 AH, so I suppose 755 0DTE’s are on the menu tomorrow.
[+5] u/Sovetcki: I'm making so much money right now trading Bitcoin 15s I might order 2 hookers instead of 1
[+5] u/kma4ek: Corn is good because it’s just HODL regard mentality. Can’t panic sell if you HODL
[+5] u/jer72981m: I’ve seen so many AI tits that I like them less now. Bearish (for society)
[+5] u/Ok_Winner9825: This might the biggest nonsensical SPY gamma squeeze I have ever seen
[+5] u/JarrodH991: POET got another 20% + day ?
[+18] u/FeverTreeCloud: When market goes down 📉, you cry for holding bags 😭
When market goes up 📈, you cry from FOMO 😭
[+17] u/Hussle_Crowe: POET is the most obviously manipulated stock ever lmao
[+16] u/puts_every_day: Lol. The retards are flying back tomorrow, and there was still 0 interesting announcements. Just a vague promise of "more open to us companies". This trip is such a nothingburger.
[+15] u/QueenAlicat: I don’t even know what to buy anymore, I’m scared
[+14] u/MarginallyClever: What is POET and why did I buy it today? Serious question
[+14] u/xeemyy: !banbet $POET -70% 1w
This stock is trash and you know it. 🫰
[+13] u/Ujmnhy152: I’m tired of MSFT not doing anything. I bought $15,000 in otm calls expiring this year. I’ll preemptively fill out my Wendy’s application
[+13] u/Civil_Cheesecake2492: SNDK last 4 weeks Friday price ends higher than Thursday price. Tomorrow will be interesting
[+13] u/SomePolack: They just bribing us with the market so we don’t freak out
Imagine having nothing invested, you’re like 50% poorer than a year ago
[+13] u/tiny_toof: guys I made $65 today
[+12] u/abroadbroadband: I will NEVER sell
Unrealized Gang for Life!!
🤘😈🤘
[+11] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #WTF I LOVE HIGH GAS PRICES AND STAGLATION?
[+11] u/PalpitationSmooth992: 10% of my stocks are pumping uncontrollably
10% are dumping for no reason and the other
80% havent moved in weeks
[+11] u/SomePolack: I’m not a bull or bear anymore I think I’m a fish
Cuz I’m just going with the flow 🌊 🐠
[+10] u/wildcat1055: All I want for tomorrow, either:
* DRAM +5%, or
* Trump phone shipment notification
[+10] u/Maximum-Side-9391: MSFT can't even afford Claude Code anymore
[+10] u/seeking-health: am I the only one who holds stocks that I don't even know what the company is doing ?
[+9] u/E39_CBX: Just want to say Fuck You again to the ones who convinced me not to buy POET calls when it fell to $6 a few weeks ago. FUCK I WOULD HAVE SO MUCH MONEY RIGHT NOW GODDAMNITFUCK
[+9] u/tiny_toof: every day I think we are going to 1000 and it doesnt
[+9] u/slytythesneakyguy: MSFT makes gay people look straight
[+9] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: last 2 fridays have been big days for MU
[+9] u/Affectionate-Day2743: anyone else think its funny that China was "going to" buy 500 boeing planes, but today they said "nah, we only want 200" lmao. Boeing's CEO went to China with trump just to get cucked
[+9] u/New_Competition_410: Just dumped 20k into micron in after hours might jump out with a 60 dollar gain dumb or based
[+9] u/wilhelm96: AMAT mooning to levels not seen since 1PM
[+9] u/oldbeancam: Becoming a POET Investor at 20+? ❌
Becoming exit liquidity at 20+? ✅
[+9] u/Marshmallowmind2: Imagine is wsb was a CIA plant to manipulate the buyers
[+9] u/LasyKuuga: I just want POET to rug because I’m jealous 😔
[+9] u/Hussle_Crowe: This POET move is obvious margin calling. Going to drop like a rock whenever this clearinghouse runs of shorts to liquidate
[+8] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Holy shit God has gifted us a dip on MU
[+8] u/Sea_Condition_6999: Fucking Opendoor has a 2x leveraged etf?
This world is full of degenerates.
[+8] u/InitialPsychology731: what the fuck, did poet assassinate their CFO or something
[+8] u/StonklordBenno: MU rally chasers losing their shit after a 3% drop is hilarious
[+8] u/kemar7856: Why tf is poet up 61%
[+8] u/kyndrid_: MU doing it's classic dump at EOD, climb AH back to 800 at opening
[+8] u/WarmCan3034: Who cares that I lost 1k today? I would have lost more if I bought Msft a year ago
[+8] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: Me watching other stocks go up 20% in one day while mine go -0.5%
[+8] u/log1ck1717: I dream one day randomly msft is up 10%
[+8] u/Actual_Difference617: Indian flagged ship was attacked by Iran while Iranian foreign minister is in India LMAO.
[+8] u/LaserBeamer17: WSB is now a MU baggie support group
[+8] u/PulIthEld: i said it yesterday, and I'll say it again today.
RKLB is just going to run till spacex IPO cuz hype.
[+8] u/ai___________: Iran is a data center
[+7] u/Axonum: why do I have a feeling that SNDK and MU are going to have a +10% day soon?
[+7] u/fuckedupandhungry: No ragrets…. But selling my $10 POET call for 100% was too early I guess
[+7] u/softboiledjadepotato: The simultaneous super power of ADHD to identify patterns and probabilities in the market, met with the downfall to overstretch and neglect management 💅
[+7] u/captain_casino: I cant believe the lunatic spamming about poet was right
[+7] u/_pout_: POET is absurd. I made some money on that thing, but it's such a meme stock.
[+7] u/jakeisarake: Can't believe I keep buying calls and it always works
[+7] u/PalpitationSmooth992: i can not believe i got stomped out of POET on some bogus headline
this market is all momentum held for months of no price action and right after selling it goes up 30 percent a day for 2 weeks
all of this started with the short report which started this squeeze
[+7] u/moonlanding12223: Huge dildo Green Day tomorrow on semis to send bulls to their weekend rich
[+7] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: I just told some women driving though Irvine at a million miles hour, “this is residential, you’re driving like an asshole.” She says, “YOU are an asshole!”
[+7] u/PaleEntertainment400: FIG crushed earnings. 🚀
[+7] u/Apegg: Riding the POET calls. Nutty week
[+7] u/i_goon_to_tomboys___: there is a top upvoted comment with 52 upvotes in this thread:
*"holy fck MU selloff at close."*
niggas are losing their mind over a 1% dip LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/SomePolack: Cuba quietly collapsing in the corner
[+7] u/POWRAXE: Come on Korea bulls, I need you to lock tf in tonight.
[+7] u/YeahSeemsOk: I forgot why I bought $7 calls on POET but it appears to be working out. Please purchase my investing course for more helpful tips. 😎
[+7] u/Hussle_Crowe: The “buy the most retarded shit you can find” strategy is making a lot of millionaires this week
[+7] u/E39_CBX: I just want to be able to afford a boat :(
[+7] u/sadbeargrylls: Full port spy calls at open. Diamond hands to top.
[+7] u/dastrykerblade: no way you actually bought puts before the last day of the china trip, he’s gonna announce some dumb shit and we’ll be at 760
[+6] u/POWRAXE: Still no tweet? Is that..good??
[+6] u/Tillfatfire: Rotation into sexx is happening
[+6] u/dublin87: The entire world expects the Friday drop tomorrow so watch the market rip 2%
[+6] u/zetia2: Nvda hit 300 next week?
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: I am SO over work, I could scream!!!
# ✋😫🤚
DEVIL, I AM READY TO MAKE A DEAL!
[+6] u/Marshmallowmind2: Sometimes you type out a comment and think it's a banger. Come back later and see it's had 2 upvotes
[+6] u/LaserBeamer17: MU at levels not seen since yesterday. So fucked up, he never had a chance. We never know what we got til it’s gone 😢
[+6] u/DieCastDontDie: 2001 vibes are the strongest. Be wary
[+6] u/VacationLover1: https://preview.redd.it/v40rc1ya461h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd1b22a944bd378f79f7ebfc2f1b37c93450449a
Looks like a bunch of you basement dwellers are about to be unemployed soon. I can make them on my grill now
[+6] u/stupidber: I'm legitimately tired of winning
[+6] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: I know for a fact whenever i decide to jump into semis it will tank -20% that day
[+6] u/spectra444: When poet was at $6.50 I almost full ported $20 calls but then hesitated. Should've trusted my instincts
[+6] u/csklmf: A voice in my head told me to buy POET at $7.60. I did after that Marvel shit happened and panic sell settled. I just hoped I went all the way in. I would have been in Caribbean enjoying double or triple blowjobs and STDs then.
[+6] u/TheOriginalBushToad: If China could announce a 10 billion investment into MSFT, that would be great...
[+6] u/DoubleFamous5751: Just want the SpaceX ipo to happen already so I can stop hearing about it
[+6] u/nyse25: Drake's new album "gayman" out tonight
[+6] u/evanthe-winner: I just woke up what the actual fuck happened to poet
[+6] u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut: I love how scary that SPY 1 day chart looks....
Calls.
[+6] u/Marshmallowmind2: "The reason for the call today, John, is something just came across my desk, John. It is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last six months".
[+6] u/IcyDiver3484: By the time I'm back in profit, the amount of time and money I spent getting there will be like $0.25 an hour
[+6] u/QuantrixQuintrix: Literally can't make 2 green trades in a row. Un-fucking-believable.
[+6] u/ayhabthearab: BlackBerry announced stock buybacks, positive cash flow, deal with nvdia, software being used in every car manufacturer earning almost a billion in royalties this year. Tell me why there isn’t more hype about this?!?
[+6] u/nzholtok: Drink everytime you read “POET”
[+6] u/ANJR2: I got fucked on both Netflix puts and calls. I truly am a regard.
[+6] u/tortu995: Wait cerebras is actually valued at 100b?? lol, if that's the case then micron is a 10t company and nvdia should be at 30t. Bubbles all around, would be zero shocked if nasdaq dropped 50% from now till year end.
[+6] u/Aware_Secret_8910: QQQ YTD: 17.20%
CostCo YTD: 20.75%
why even bother with tech stocks
[+6] u/Lapidated_Llama: MU pumps form 200 to 800 and it then it dumps 3% and yall are liquidated? WSBs really is just a bunch of retards huh
[+6] u/LasyKuuga: 🥭 ain’t wrong Chinese food is fucking amazing
[+6] u/InevitablePie2535: HAVE YOU EVEN SAID THANK YOU TODAY??
[+5] u/aqjingson: When you decide not to buy an item you really want and ended up burning it on options instead with nothing to show for at the end 😁
[+5] u/SirPanic12: Fake bulls sold MU off literally last minute before closing fuck you all
[+5] u/ReflectionLumpy1040: MU cratered today
I may never financially recover from this
[+5] u/31andnotdone: are we thriving or surviving today
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: Everyday I intend to just simplify shit and DCA into IBM.. but then wind up with 8 new positions
[+5] u/QuantumStrix: 🚨🚨🚨Regardum alert 🚨 🚨🚨
We have done it with POET, what’s next? Give me your next 4x play
[+5] u/Marshmallowmind2: Every man and his dog is setting up a AI company in his shed and selling shares 🫧 🫧 🫧
"The reason for the call today, John, is something just came across my desk, John. It is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last six months".
[+5] u/low-ranking_toilet: Eat the spaghetti, eat the meatballs, eat the broccoli, don’t get distracted by candy and ice cream
[+5] u/OkEnd9276: China buying 200 planes, the economy is saved!
[+5] u/Calm-Chemist5060: Gonna take tmr off and reset for Monday, up like 55k for this week & last on qqq 😂
[+5] u/RCT2man: I’M A POET AND I DIDN’T KNOW IT
[+5] u/Scared-Signature-452: If I were Macron, I'd tap that Iranian tail
[+5] u/Useful-Paper: Probably full port SPY calls I n the morning
[+5] u/corporalboobs: Fuck you poet pumping when I dump and dumping when I pump
[+5] u/no_sporks: I closed $220 5/15 NVDA calls for a 336% gain today. AMA
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: i need a pump tweet right about now
[+5] u/Rmonte90: Someone please for the love of god give me something to get into tomorrow
[+5] u/FinallyArt: I'm gonna blame reddit hype for getting me into that piece of shit NU Holdings at $17. Fortunately not too much $$
[+5] u/jbwhittle87: IF you lost money today, or didn't make any, you are in fact a true regard. 😆
[+5] u/ParticularWarthog319: My POET calls expired two weeks ago. I was right but early.
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Thought today would be a 1.5% gain on SPY 😓
[+5] u/iBoughtYourCar: Tempted to sell half my LUNR position for MSFT 2028 calls
[+5] u/EnginrA: I bought CBRS at $385 is that a good entry point
[+5] u/GamermanRPGKing: Well that was fun. Jumped in on poet at 18.50 this morning and sold at 23.50.
[+5] u/CD274: Apparently POET is the highest volatility semi on the NASDAQ atm 🤣
[+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: I was going to work in the city yesterday and this lady was trying to cut in front of me. so I started turning into her car. then she started screaming so I rolled down my window and yelled, "I don't give a fuck this is a company car" , then she goes "That's what I'm telling you! I don't give a fuck" then we both rolled our windows up and she backed off. I've never had one of those encounters before.
[+5] u/ukweeve: Literally nothing left to buy so put half my port in Microsadness to leave for a year.
[+5] u/RoninKnight17: Damn should of did some yolos for poet
[+5] u/GovernmentMaster8995: i was thinking of putting my extra cash into POET on Monday morning but you regards here convinced me to buy DRAM instead, tysm🙏
[+5] u/AdvisorOdd1938: Full porting poet puts
[+5] u/Ornery_Ad98765: I forgot to buy POET puts and that might actually have been for the best
[+5] u/odity9: Fat fingered 8k into POET 21 5/15 30 secs before close. Tried to full port it with 12k more and couldn't get it off on time. Even when I win, I lose.
[+5] u/minifridgetwo: has anyone looked at the [Shiller PE Ratio](https://www.multpl.com/shiller-pe) for the S&P500 recently? 🤣
[+5] u/tessie_trades: WHAT THE HELL DID POET DO ,FOR THIS CRAZY PUMP
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Moral of today, fuck indexes yolo on individual stonks if you want actual gains. Poet nearly doubled today lmao
[+5] u/Comfortableexplore: Amat beat. Lets see guidance and stock reaction.
[+5] u/irobinbhatia: Missed on CSCO calls yday didn’t miss on FUCKIN FIGMA today
[+5] u/Beneficial_Spot_4661: FIG taking me on a roller coaster and the market has only been closed for 14 minutes
[+5] u/nzholtok: Someone definitely lost 100k on the MU dump at close
[+5] u/Affectionate-Day2743: Figma after hours price movement is fuckin wild. lol
[+5] u/Old-Commission2782: It must suck being a NKE or LULU shareholder lol
[+5] u/National-Log5203: Don’t mourn that MU died, be happy that it happened
[+5] u/bendraw: Was is it dumb holding my calls overnight? It feels dumb.
[+5] u/Nfr-t-jy-tj: Good grief give it to me if you don’t want it…after this consolidation it’ll double itself EOY. This is from someone who is losing badly on calls this week
[+5] u/_pout_: Why? The price action makes no sense. No one could have predicted this level of fuckery.
[+19] u/SmoothOperator423: The never ending game of “Do I take profit to have capital for a pullback that may never come or do I let it ride and risk getting swept in a pullback I’m not prepared for”
[+18] u/b1gb0n312: Mu went down today because I bought earlier
[+17] u/poopieuser909: IM BORED OPEN THE CASINO
[+16] u/Visible_Dinner_7764: Farewell guys, I’m done with my journey of options. I’ve lost too much money and I’m not going to do this anymore. Good luck regards. I’m a complete gambling addict and I’m going to kick this
[+13] u/Visible_Dinner_7764: Wow, I actually have a gambling problem
[+13] u/mikeytho1: MU is going to 1k. They're just shaking out the paper handed pussys and baby back bitches rn
[+12] u/poopieuser909: i want to thank the market for fixing my sleep schedule, i used to sleep untill 11, now i must wake up to get in on the action if the casino
[+11] u/Bananaskovitch: memory stocks on pause, someone please press resume
[+11] u/haze_from_deadlock: Microslop should make an AI for their bagholders named Copepilot
[+11] u/King-Doge-VII: !banbet POET -35% 1d
[+11] u/Soossaaaa: mango buying shares on stocks before he makes deals on them WTF.. how is that even legal
[+11] u/Suavecore_: People keep mentioning tickers in here than ran up 100+% in the last few days and normally that would be a good time to buy puts but then you'd miss the remaining +4000% over the next couple months
[+10] u/HyperSensitive-Mods: ꜱʜᴏʀᴛꜱ ᴏɴ ᴛᴀɪᴡᴀɴ, 🥭 ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ʜɪꜱ ʙᴀʟʟʀᴏᴏᴍ ꜰᴜɴᴅᴇᴅ ʙʏ 🇨🇳
[+10] u/Bananaskovitch: I think next time DRAM runs, it goes straight to 62
[+10] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Reminder to all regards that Mango is leaving China in 6-8 hours and will probably answer questions about the visit. Get ready for some overnight fuckery
[+10] u/jay4281: I finally found a way to make money as a bear!… just buy calls. Who woulda thought… dumbass bulls
[+10] u/-IQ200: Here at the Vegas sports betting room & wondering why they don’t have a NY terminal trading room. Totally could be utilizing all these big screens for charts. Imagine live trading with fellow degens.
[+9] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: I heard Jensen was staying in China for the foreseeable future. Heard he found a baddie
[+9] u/snowbunny_aficionado: Did poet publish a novel or what’s happening here
[+9] u/OptionGamble: Gotta be honest, since I lost money today on calls, I’m trash
[+9] u/LankyArtist359: This is the strangest rally I have seen in recent times...Bond spikes market ignores, Oil above 100 market ignores , Bad inflation numbers market ignores, job numbers market ignores , any bad news is just meh...Any good news hulk dances
[+8] u/jasperCrow: THE DOW IS OVER 50000
[+8] u/n0-THiIS-IS-pAtRIck: ASTS bag holders seeing the line go up for the first time in a life time.
[+8] u/The_Transcendent1111: Sold my SPY 5/15 739c today at +430% profit, so idc what happens, lol
Godspeed regards
[+8] u/SoothingWafer: On WSB any calls that expire later than next friday are leaps.
[+8] u/Suavecore_: I could be rich if I believed that guy who said poet was going to 20. I'm just such an idiot for not realizing that shitty company would go +200% in 2 weeks
[+8] u/Provolone-Jones: There wasn’t one. That’s just the futures contract rolling over from June to July. June is still trading around 101-102.
[+7] u/LaHhxL: 🥭bought NVDA, easy money through earnings
[+7] u/eyerollingsex: Less than 50% of high schoolers drink alcohol these days
This country is going to shit
[+7] u/Evander85: So Sandisk 15% rally tomorrow to make up for this red day
[+7] u/InfectedClit: Wife saw the portfolio and immediately pulled out the cage. Gonna be a long night.
[+7] u/Acceptable_Eagle_775: Got a stomach virus & literally shit the bed. I woke up & my port did the same. Tomorrow will be fun!
[+7] u/DeviantDougy: Tempted to full port poet puts tomorrow
[+7] u/Sufficient_Nose629: Da bers are throwing everything and the kitchen sink at MU/DRAM to try and stop the inevitable. AI/Memory is here to stay, and there’s nothing they can do about it.
My 0.02¢
[+7] u/Stmast: Ur gonna complain about saas valuations???
[+6] u/kiwicanuck-: spy 800, I have spoken.
[+6] u/potato111a: SLV holders gotta wait another 20 years for a new ATH LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Just checked my portfolio for the day. Up +30k today.
This is fucking insane guys:
Friday last week = +59k
Monday = +36k
Tuesday = -10k
Wednesday = +12k
Thursday = +30k
That puts my shares at +127k in the last five trading sessions. Please don't take that away tomorrow, Mr. Market Man.
[+6] u/Nickzpic: POET giving it all back. Damn!
[+6] u/westernwasteland: Watch poet open red tomorrow lmao
[+6] u/Visible_Dinner_7764: Truly I never thought I’d be capable of becoming a gambling addict
[+6] u/EarlyPattern6315: Bers just put the fries in the bag
[+6] u/cyclingmania: I bought 100 shares of POET 2 days ago, up 100%. Is this even real?
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: I mean, qqq can’t just keep going up $6-15 every single day.
[+6] u/D1finalboss: 🫵 will eat bugs and own nothing and be happy
[+6] u/Jimbeauxer: Head and shoulders, cock and balls cock and balls.
[+6] u/AirportMaterial5917: If your clock is huge pls dm me
[+6] u/TickTockTaudit: Any of you tards make any money today??
[+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: People thinking NVDA will dump at earnings are gonna have a bigger surprise than AMD earnings
[+6] u/ClassroomNo2899: How out of control.is this trash when they pumping Ford over AI shit now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I mean holy hell. I mean just go public with any company and tweet "ai" you'll be a billionaire in 24 hours....
[+6] u/Majestic_Natural_361: 20 bucks is 20 bucks
[+6] u/itsnotshade: Trying to figure out what the point was of bringing a bunch of CEOs on the China trip. Pretty sure they could’ve signed trade agreements without Jensen or Larry Fink.
[+6] u/Good_Application6245: tired of being a goy
[+6] u/JohnMarsden925: With Micron (MU) approaching exponential annual revenue growth, I think a 5 trillion dollar market cap is a good long-term goal.
[+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: i ate alot of fiber today
[+6] u/CBme08: 1 out of 100 is still right
[+5] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Ngl, that starlink news is enough for me to yolo every single paycheck I get into ASTS. Idgaf if they are struggling to launch sats, they’ll figure that shit out, this opportunity is genuinely life changing
[+5] u/OkRecommendation1040: Micron are you taking the piss
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: I’ve learnt a golden rule to make money. Wait for a ceo/cfo to fuck up and for the stock to drop. People will say it’s going to zero. It won’t. Buy atm calls balls deep and wait for a month. Prime examples-POET, SMCI. (I didn’t do it though)
[+5] u/haze_from_deadlock: Microslop will never be above $500 again
[+5] u/InfectedClit: Holy piss. Selling covered calls that get absolutely fucked is horrible . Like just take my shares away, give me my money. I can’t watch anymore.
[+5] u/zurijer: Saas making a comeback
[+5] u/EagleNoahg: DRAM shreking AH. All of sudden doesn’t care about the VWAP anymore
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: I bought a 1dte put right before close. Expect ATH tomorrow as a result
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Iran is feeling forgotten and craving attention
[+5] u/Frequent_Ad7351: NVDA will test 250 this earnings?
[+5] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: The fact that both ARM and AMAT pumped before dumping on earnings tells me that the algos are set to automatically pump every semiconductor stock immediately and then figure out what to do afterwards. Which is why I've been buying every semi stock and selling as soon as it pumps.
[+5] u/idontknow1967: To the lady outside the liquor store asking for charity donations. I am in a ratty t shirt and shorts and just bought cheap bourbon, what do you think?
[+5] u/housemouse431: futures are....green again lmao.
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Cash gang.....you ever entering this market again?
[+5] u/Serious-Grapefruit20: Mango china season finale tomorrow?
[+5] u/silverbulls8: This market is wild.... guess the only thing to do is ride everything to the moon just because of vibes and wait for the rug that may or may not ever happen.
[+5] u/dabblesest: We’re never having a red day again bers.
Sorry not sorry.
[+5] u/HeightDisastrous5130: SPY 750..
BRB - looking for a wheelie bin to sleep in tonight
[+5] u/Careless-Maize-8915: Didn’t have the stones to hold my fig calls for earnings. Appears that was the wrong decision
[+5] u/Worldly-Pair3164: AMAT to 480 tomorrow?
[+5] u/ProudPeak3570: congrats to the figtards they are only down 90% instead of 95%
[+5] u/sylphvanas: Where are the AMAT call holders who jizzed their pants too early?🤡🤡
[+5] u/Which_Cost8015: $FIG Honestly, 139% NRR is the killer metric here. That’s what shifts the story from “just a design tool” into a real platform expansion engine.
With 46% growth, rising enterprise adoption, and AI driven monetization already showing up in conversions, fair value arguably looks closer to:
• \~$35 to $50/share base case
• potentially $60+ if the market fully rerates AI design and software infrastructure names again
[+5] u/Nickzpic: Reading Edgar Allen Poe in a circle of candles right now. If POET keeps going up you know who to thank.
[+5] u/musicandarts: Does anyone know why Polymarket says 72% chance of a rate cut in 2026?
[+5] u/MadeThatCash: 🌮 incoming oil going to drop 1000 points
[+5] u/AlasKansastan: Continue to sit on this fat stack of NBIS
[+5] u/plzplzplztendies: Bruh what is this timeline Jim Cramer is actually right.
[+5] u/Maximum-Cash7103: Reading this post is giving me one too 😂
[+5] u/SubTrader98: Imagine being poor AND fat AND dumb AND ugly lol
[+5] u/tristis_veritas: If they turned off the printer we would have crashed long ago.
None of this slop is providing any real returns. Just trillions of malinvestment, crowding out and ever higher prices for all of us.
[+16] u/LexAeterna27: POET is proof this market really is just batshit insane.
[+15] u/Castopliani: Jerry Powell and the Printer's Stone
Jerry Powell and the Chamber of Commerce
Jerry Powell and the Prisoner of Iran
Jerry Powell and the Goblet of coastFIRE
Jerry Powell and the Order of the President
Jerry Powell and the Half-Point Cut
Jerry Powell and the Deathly YOLOs
and now
Jerry Powell and the Cursed Chair
[+14] u/jmc774: I want to be rich tomorrow
[+13] u/Jadeclone1: If nvda closes at 250 tomorrow, i would have made my first 50bagger
[+12] u/Mysterious-Device-53: It absolutely blows my mind how a stock can be up 400-500% in a matter of months, and then people ask wtf there's a pullback... LMAO
[+11] u/Leading_Form_8485: Fuck bruh, im scared to buy anything now
[+11] u/infamouskurou: Spy 700 puts 5/29 thank me later
[+11] u/Straight_fromLA: Friendship with MU, over. NVDA is new best friend
[+10] u/astrawberryandakiwi: I feel regarded for moving to all cash a couple of days ago 🤡
[+10] u/ZaraBloom418: Jesus fuck. My 1,1145 shares of NVDA at $16 are going wild. It’s 60% of my portfolio now
Went from $329k in March to $452k today….
[+9] u/chem_alx: Today I cashed out of my index positions on my ira. Im ready to buy dips in individual stocks.
[+8] u/Leading_Form_8485: Im bol. But comeon, this is ridiculous
[+8] u/OneSidedPoetry: Here is what last Kioxia Earnings did.
Price of MU on Feb 10 (at close): $373.25
Price of MU on Feb 12 (at open): $422.25
Price of SNDK on Feb 10 (at close): 541.64
Price of SNDK on Feb 12 (at open): 640.55
So hoping for similar results. Im glad i don’t buy short term calls though. Too much stress
[+8] u/Seymour_asis501: Does anyone know how burrys short position is doing
[+8] u/No_Fig_7835: what if all the ceo's decide they like China more and never come home? : \* (
[+8] u/Impressive_Trick_573: Poll:
1. 🥭 is cooking this shit and it will crash.
2. 🥭 is cooking this shit and it will go up forever.
Tyfyattm
[+8] u/Think-Cobbler-8797: Let me tell you what’s going to happen on May 20th.
may 20, nvda earnings, market feel electric.
china news “coming soon,” timing too selective.
why announce it now when earnings more effective?
pair the news with guidance, whole sector get aggressive.
jensen in the leather, smile look deceptive.
trump moving trade rules, strategy connective.
nvda up fifteen, retail still obsessive.
buying weekly calls, risk management defective.
bears yelling “bubble,” thesis still repetitive.
missed the whole rally, now the cope excessive.
one line: “expanded overseas directives.”
micron start flying, amd get reflective.
analysts cut friday, monday more receptive.
whole market irrational, fomo intersectional.
[+7] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: A lot of you didn't trade stocks in 1999, and it shows.
[+7] u/pingoo26: China trip takeaways,
- 🥭 seems to look even more orange than usual , maybe it's the sun
- the seeking of greater peace is genuine I think, in the medium term, to make TSMC remain a US proxy and key to long term military supremacy but Xi has made it clear it is fucking with them in their back yard and that their own historic beef outweighs the US fairly recent ties.
Trading links is good it makes countries think twice about nuking each other. 🥭 respects him for the successful autocrat that he is.
- Musk is a massive nerdy bellend.
[+7] u/fundhdjdjksjs: IM TIRED OF BEING A GOY I JUST WANNA MAKE 50K AND FUCK OFF
[+7] u/Traditional-Koala927: A hot girl at my uni library just walked by me muffling a laugh after writing about POTUS needing to detach bonds from equities. I'm fucking cooked
[+7] u/Leading_Form_8485: My moves trmw will be sitting my ass out and not lose all my gains. I will lose them to hookers and blow.
[+7] u/United-Hearing-8286: If u want a lol go find vids of Elon tripping balls at the china summit
[+7] u/x2manypips: Kioxia earnings tonight. Expect another 10% for MU SNDK
[+7] u/Locke_____Lamora: Damn the bearish mu bots working overtime in this sub.
[+7] u/BambiEnyoyer: As a $META and $MSFT Stan, I am officially suicidal and will full port to memory and $NBIS tomorrow
[+7] u/thebobitt: keep running nvidia!
[+7] u/mysuruhuduga: Robinhood night traders will pump Nvdia to 242 on low volume in 24/7 market
[+7] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Wow maybe I shoulda held on to those 1DTE 250C on NVDA lol
[+6] u/Traditional-Koala927: After sleeping through OTM QQQ doubling in value, it never recovered. I am now down 20%
[+6] u/DiamondHands667: Bears on life support
[+6] u/DonCheeech: SanDisk 0dte 1450c to the moon 🚀
[+6] u/PatrickSebast: The crash already happened in March and stupid bears missed it
[+6] u/lasco10: The second that we get a positive tweet from this China trip SPY is instantly touching 800
[+6] u/big-mo: NVDA 245 tomorrow because why not. Jensen giving out leather jackets to everyone in Chyna
[+6] u/ericthedisrespectful: there are no funny female comedians. literally none of them are funny
[+6] u/Double_Biscotti_6364: Nvda should do what AMD did
[+6] u/bruhyerpantsaredown: You sons a guns said MU, I put in fifty bucks and still broke as an ugly stripper. Y'all full of froth
[+6] u/Jadeclone1: Jensen please wear leather jacket today
[+6] u/DiamondHands667: God damn just looked at POET. Insanity
[+6] u/big-mo: I just stare at charts all day
[+6] u/Leading_Form_8485: Made so much $. Gonna get me them asian seafood boils. 🦞 🍤 🥔 🌽 🦀
[+6] u/callsonreddit: Great thing about being in 30 stocks is that you always get pumps so always something to be excited for
Bad thing is you get those earnings dumps without knowing they had earnings
[+6] u/Snowman33001: Bers are so cringe.
I can’t even…
[+6] u/pinkerton_gov: Did the market forget this is just AI and semiconductor companies loaning and transferring trillions of the same dollars to each other?
[+6] u/Desperate_Seesaw4890: Just buy put. The bubble is start to crack. INTC and SNDK are already on selling phrase
[+6] u/cripky: Remember when bers said rising fuel prices would crash the markets 🤡😂🫵
[+6] u/Mr_ThrowAwayJohnson: Tbh, it’s more reasonably priced than other meme stonks
[+5] u/Icy_Jelly_315: Cracking post on Truth Social. Winnie has played 🌮 like a stringed 🪕 instrument
[+5] u/fundhdjdjksjs: So 🥭tweet to pump markets wen?
[+5] u/cfaawlday: Money isn’t really a thing anymore. Everyone rich af with stonk gains
[+5] u/Tommyd023: If youre reading this, help me put 74k back into the bank tomorrow.
[+5] u/BeautifulHoneydew316: I need a wormhole opener. Stat.
[+5] u/BambiEnyoyer: META is making $NBIS, $MU, $AMD, $NVDA, $AMZN, $AVGO, $GOOGL shareholders rich but not $META holders rich. Time for Zuck to cut the tap and focus on his own investors. STOP subsidizing other shareholders profits.
[+5] u/Mysterious-Device-53: MU was at 500 two weeks ago, Lmao
[+5] u/Extreme-District8213: sometimes the comments here feel a little too personalized based on your recent browsing history
[+5] u/Jadeclone1: Intel used to be dump after good earnings. AMD used to be advanced money destroyer after good earnings. Now its NVDA's turn.
[+5] u/TraditionalPhone3992: The most important issue for Americans right now is the price of gas and its inflationary aspect on all consumer products. That did not seem to be addressed in China. Apparently, the only thing that does not need fuel is the stock market. Bulls rule.
[+5] u/isospeedrix: Fig up but I’m still negative lawl I bought at 30
[+5] u/Coloradospruce33: Remember when 🥭 was invited to the WH dinner in 2012 and they roasted him?
That’s MSFT 😬
[+5] u/Fieryhotsauce: Figma balls! The market hates this stock thinking AI will replace it when it has zero competition.
[+5] u/NotMe357: I think if KOSPI break 8000 tonight then I think Memory stocks may have a chance tomorrow 🤔
Korean Market will open in 16mins I think.
[+5] u/Wrath_FMA: Seeing poet 22 strike being a 10,000% bagger makes me sad
[+5] u/squibius: Poet earnings prediction: "no earnings, but building backlog" *stock shoots up* "we are also announcing a 1B offering at market value" *craters*
[+5] u/Professional_Con_007: This is the most hated rally since the last one earlier this year and until the next one after the teenie weenie pull back
[+5] u/Li1ght: Hedge with a few kilos of cocaine, inflation and demand from the bulls will take care of the rest
[+5] u/babyd42: It's shitty company day. Find the worst company on the exchanges and buy it. See POET, ONDS, REDW, GEMI, FRMI, KLAR, FIG, SLS, STUB...
Actually holy shit I'm going back to cash if these fuckers are all running. We're cooked
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Hey suresh idk if you can see this but i take it all back youre a cool guy and your company is cool too im actually your biggest fan bro 😎👍 love what youve done with the interposer, great stuff man.
[+5] u/Dennistheemennis: INFQ with NVDA, NASA, DARPA, NAVY
[+5] u/SuperNewk: TIL; no one cares about gas prices nothing can solve this traffic problem
[+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Not touching POET because i know the second i buy it will be the top whether itd tomorrow or a month from now
[+5] u/VaIentineX: damn should have bought more fig
[+5] u/Rare-ish_Birb: You can fool me once on take-private rumors, PZZA, or maybe twice on take-private rumors, PZZA, but fck you if you fool me a third time, PZZA.
(35c 06/18) 😆😂
[+5] u/ThanktheLord_33: Earnings Calls: corporate buzzword, buzzword, AI, buzzword, buzzword and buzzword.
News Outlets: *(tech name) beats estimates and raises optimisim on AI, growth with AI, incorporation of AI is strong
[+5] u/ArkAngelEV: Everybody day dreaming about owning the Lambo, no one ever thinks about owning its maintenance.
Bunch of big brains in here
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: I saw a rodent run into the road and get run over by a truck. Ngl it was a life changing experience.
[+5] u/astromouse2024: This is exactly what played out last year, doubting how much further the rally to go yet was an absolutely unstoppable freight train all the way until like September. Loading up on more calls
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: More juice to be squeezed
[+5] u/nasdaqslut: I had a few thousand in leaps a year ago and sold when it hit 100% gains. What coulda been
[+9] u/BasedOscarG: Put my life savings on NVDA leaps last week. Js got the noti that I can retire at 23, thank you God and retards on WSB
[+9] u/Wowmuchrya: Someones overnight algo went full retard on Nvidia, 241 in a single candle from 238 lmao.
This gon be good.
[+9] u/gimmethatdough: NVDA might actually be $250 by tomorrow
[+9] u/reeeeso: I’m bear and started buying calls. Scary ?
[+8] u/GoProVI: That Robinhood gold thing was bullshit…. I had it in my card and as I’m pressing pay it says sold out… fk u hood
[+8] u/lionkevin713: Plot twist: nobody was part of the first 500 people to get the $20 gold bar
[+8] u/f0xinaround: Go fuck yourself robinhood.
[+7] u/AwkwardNovel7: who else here couldve had generational wealth on NVDA if they werent a btch, held their calls and not sold last tuesday 😔
[+7] u/Appropriate_Win1362: NVDA you’re so hot babe
[+7] u/Yeetberry: DRAM needs to fucking pump now. my calls are (50%) whilst i watch everything go up
Im gonna move some rklb profits to NOK leaps
[+7] u/stonksf: Nvidia going to cause a blow off top
[+7] u/SevereRule5718: I feel bad for $MU put holders 😭🙏🏽
[+7] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Dude fuck my goddamn life. MSFT doesn't fucking do shit. Yeah, it went up today, but it peaked, then dropped like 6 bucks. And compared to what it lost over the last week, this shred of green ain't shit.
Fuckers out here playing triple leveraged QQQ and SPY making millions, and I'm fucking losing money.
Fuck you Nadella you piece of shit.
[+7] u/Steelmax6: Fuck that robinhood gold sale i was there 8:30:00 and it was already sold out
[+7] u/Wowmuchrya: Cool yea whats another 100b in market cap after hours for Nvidia at this point anyways.
Why not 1t? Why stop there why not add 5t a day? It’s just numbers on a screen!
[+6] u/gainsusmaximus: The poet chart is so regarded
[+6] u/twostroke1: Kinda crazy that I just expect the market to go up every day now.
Like it’s a guarantee or something.
(it is tho)
[+6] u/austincathelp: Be honest how many of you bought your first memory name or dram for the first time this past week 🤣🤣🤣
[+6] u/The_Albertino: Stopped doing options and just stick to shares now , actually enjoy it
[+6] u/ThetaGrim: Admit it, anything less than double digit gains no longer does it for you.
[+6] u/gimmethatdough: “Surely the next day wont be another +x% day” yes, yes it will. Get used to it.
[+6] u/lionkevin713: Long past are the simple days of being an 18 year old bartender thrilled with getting $200 a night in tips - now less than 1k a trade with multiple of those day is disappointing 😭
[+6] u/Altruistic_Branch241: Didn’t reload on nvidia calls at close fuck me
[+6] u/TurnipIll2868: I’ve got a feeling… mu and sndk are gonna do that thing where they both go up 15% in a day.
If your wondering what I’m smoking it’s a grade pure copium
[+5] u/jraiv420: Bring on the Hentai Virus I played these games before
[+5] u/Constant_Story8217: 🐙 🦑 🐙uwuu 🦑 🐙 🦑 uwuu
[+5] u/Competitive_Ride: I am at a very awkward age, been trying to hit on a MILF and she’s trying to set me up with her daughter
[+5] u/vermilli21: No wonder why 🥭 waited for Jensen in Alaska
[+5] u/Abe2025: I just need a 5% day and im good. I wont be greedy promise
[+5] u/NeuroManXy: Put most of my money into MSFT at the beginning of this rally. It sucks.
[+5] u/Visible-Teaching-263: Did anyone get the gold bar?
[+5] u/jason8585: So much for a RKLB pull back to get in again
[+5] u/dreggminster: Why is USO not following USOIL?
[+5] u/Ozqi: NVIDIA 6T market cap by earnings.
[+5] u/AzyWazzy: I am now a MU Bagholder 😂
[+5] u/goprolol: Is nvidia really going to hit 250 tomorrow?
[+5] u/Front_Umpire4873: Why is rklb mooning? Lol. Was 65% up in a week not enough?
[+5] u/chikenbeer: Boomers: Fuck them kids
Millenials: Fuck them kids
Gen Z: What kids
Dogs: Fuck them pups
[+5] u/WorkingAd7387: FUCK ROBINHOOD THEY PULLED THAT GOLD BAROUT OF MY CART
[+5] u/Born-Ad5439: Why is silver drilling?
[+5] u/fewthingsarerelated: If SNDK pops off overnight ima be so pissed.
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Don't tell me AMAT is gonna end the day flat lmao
[+5] u/RonBlake: You are a Jane street bot meant to make me psychotic
[+5] u/xeuropa: Don’t ever fuck with daddy Jensen and NVDA🤌🤌🤌
[+5] u/Hot-You-7366: Buying 0dte calls at the all time high is the move of moves.
Tomorrow what do we think given its monthly options close day? People packing up their monthly calls and selling in may to head to the beaches of prosperity?
[+5] u/NiceOwner: IPOs like CBRS is where the most regarded bears and bulls face off
[+5] u/AdExtension3875: cash gang in suicide watch
[+5] u/RothTo0DTE: They have no plan that's why they're all cash😂
[+5] u/kazkeb: It's not the 7 straight weekly green candles that's mind blowing... It's the 4 straight candles after hitting new ATH
[+5] u/CarefulAd4757: What is going on with poet? Is this market manipulation?
[+5] u/iiGoodVibesii: So I full port POET and win?
[+5] u/vermilli21: Thanks to WSB I was able to find a new comforter and pillow that was 100x better then my last one but also 5x more expensive
[+5] u/CooCheeCooDeLaCruz: The casino gives, and it takes. I just hope I can be part of the small few who get it back
[+5] u/leave_youself_behind: You like that ATH taste don’t you
[+5] u/ArticleTerrible7621: Buy high and sell low
[+11] u/PM_ME_UR_BASILISKS: The chatter is that Trump will restart the war when they all get back from China and, despite the fact that this would make zero difference vs the status quo of the past 6 weeks, people get retarded and algos trade the fear. So that's why the futures are all tanking. Tomorrow is a date to reset and make you hit your stop losses and paper hand.
[+11] u/DENIMSHORTS_840SCORE: Phew. That was a scary Ber market. You feel better little fellas? Get a little stwetchy swetch
[+10] u/_rockthemike: This sub has helped me realize how the vast majority of traders lose money. If you bought sandisk at $1500 you better have the guts to hold if it hits $750
[+9] u/DuAbUiSai: Open the goddamn casino!!
[+9] u/drankleanonce: wonder why no company has shifted to ai sex robots yet. seems like leaving money on the table
[+9] u/Icy-Tea-2954: How much do we bet bears are crying again by morning?
[+9] u/DarkR124: I never bothered with this bear vs bull thing because I thought it was dumb but holy fuck bears are insufferable.
Acting like a nuke just went off, check the charts and it’s down .3% lmao
[+8] u/_rockthemike: This sub has been invaded by children, bots, and FOMO buyers
[+8] u/Coogiez: Goodbye bols. Oh wait it’ll v by open
[+8] u/Paul_Robert_: Why did the horse quit his job?
>!He was looking for something more *stable*!<
[+8] u/Shoddy_Penalty2125: Shouldn’t have checked the overnight MU
[+8] u/Puzzleheaded_Pain205: At 1:27pm, MU will be $797.21
[+8] u/ddrsdght: Noooo not my forward p/e!!!!!!!
[+8] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Tomorrow gonna be blacker than Akon
[+7] u/yeedub: Time to go all in on puts
[+7] u/CEOofBeanz: I’ve come to the realization that one amazing woman is in fact better than chasing many
[+7] u/Big-Safe3031: Hate to tell you, but NVDA calls are printing.
[+7] u/drytexterfinalboss: I saw so many mu and memory cucks crying and seething on twatter saying how their stocks are so manipulated for not being allowed to go over 800 for the last few days. This after a fucking 1500% rally lmao
[+7] u/drytexterfinalboss: Lmao nvda went up 20% in 7 days...added 1.1T in market cap for shits and giggles. Nobody will ever convince me this is normal 😂😂😂
[+7] u/ChampionshipSoggy618: Seems more "botty" here. Everyone's trying to shitpost about how everything's dumping
Is this because all the bers can't afford to go out?
[+7] u/ten7four: #SPY TANKING AND NOW ONLY UP +0.6% ON THE DAY WAAAHHHHHHH WHAT IS HAPPENING
[+7] u/llasar17: like this wont be up 3% by open.. no way they let my puts print on a friday
[+7] u/C0up7: Looks like the market is being a drama queen again.
[+7] u/euphoricmoonberry: Will Kioxia save MU 😔
[+7] u/NYGiants181: This is how it ends boys
It’s been a pleasure
[+7] u/TreGet234: Be regarded when everyone is too scared to be regarded.
[+7] u/Pluth: The market doesn't top on a Thursday. (I'm just making shit up.)
[+7] u/Able-Technology-8055: Stocks move -2% and you guys think its the end of the fucking world 🤣
[+6] u/PatFenis77: Is this the 7th straight All Time High week. Can we make it to 10 weeks of ATH?
[+6] u/perceptive_AI: >2 weeks before donny attacked Iran, he unloaded a ton of tech stocks
lol
[+6] u/TheBooneyBunes: Remember when for months we hovered at 690-695 for a long time?
[+6] u/shalafien: I'ma buy that MU dip
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: red at night, green at open.
Bers not sufficiently extinct.
[+6] u/spudbro00: Bears see -.30% and immediately start watching Big Short and Margin Call movie marathons
[+6] u/tnguyen5057: You call that a dip? Green by morning
[+6] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Why does it every bear think that they’ll be the one to time the crash
[+6] u/broke_person: Is Futures down -1%? Why the panican?
[+6] u/bb483: seven straight weeks of gains, amazing
[+6] u/Effective_Throat6127: Was that it ?.Bers ? Was that your whole crash ?
[+6] u/raid_z0: Freak the fuck out and sell everything
[+6] u/whatsagoinon1: This is all coming back by open get your calls now.
[+6] u/XxVarolzxX: I coulda made so much more money if I wasn’t a paper handed bitch
[+6] u/drytexterfinalboss: Nobody was paying attention to what is happening in the bond market all while this nonstop pump has been going on
[+6] u/sylntnyte: INFQ going to print after earnings
[+6] u/Mediocre_Swimming763: Dead ass “here’s how much u would have made if u invested 10,000 into Nvidia when it was at 3 dollars” like bro who tf back then looked at that shit and said yea bro let’s rip this one
[+5] u/BillyShears2015: It’s up like half a point. Does shrek have a micropenis now?
[+5] u/tnguyen5057: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
NVDAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
TSMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
[+5] u/barelyreadsenglish: The billionaire ceos went to make back room deals for when they destroy the economy and gyna takes over as #1
[+5] u/bringkiteback: I am the bossmanjack of options
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: They really sold them a "high growth" ETF (Dram) comprising of equities that are up minimum 1500% in a year. I will never stop laughing at this .
[+5] u/isolated-cat: if this dip doesn't get bought, market will be on easy mode tomorrow for day traders
[+5] u/8675309l: Bond market officially yippy.
[+5] u/BeaverSack: One of you more douchier regards should start a podcast called IPO’s and IPA’s
[+5] u/No_Cod972: My dream has come true.
I'm making money and bers are capitulating.
Thank you to all of you who made this possible.
[+5] u/Bagholder147: 😂
https://preview.redd.it/642ml5h0871h1.jpeg?width=849&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=863041c8cf170b43f4ab686e3bb754a579536171
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: wtf even is a 1g gold bar is this a gold bar for ants
[+5] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: Here's how much you would have made if you went to clown college 10 years ago.
fuck me i hate those bullshit "articles"
[+5] u/Fragrant-Data6554: just told claude find a way to generate $10 for me everyday and it's been cooking for 2 hours...
[+5] u/Terrible-Deer1398: The great V has begun
[+5] u/TreeofLibertyFood: !banbet NBIS 300 14d
[+5] u/HK01985: It’s me
For the first time In three weeks, I got calls 😂
[+5] u/Muted-South4737: You have reasonable hygiene and trade on technical analysis and fundamentals
I trade on vibes.
We are not the same.
[+5] u/SlfImpr: Who bought $CBRS today?? ✋ 😅
Just a few small risks:
1. High Valuation
2. Gross Margin: 42% vs. Nvidia at 75%
3. Dilution Risk: CBRS will give away 10% of stock to OpenAI if they spend $30B in next 3 years (vs. initial $20B agreement) per S-1 filing (see page 92, OpenAI issued warrants)
4. Nvidia acquired Cerebras competitor Groq for upcoming NVIDIA Groq 3 LPX for fast inference
[+5] u/InvestigatorMain4008: Tomorrow is OPEX, idk wtf that means but it sounds important
[+5] u/optionsCone: RIP MU. Helluva ride
[+5] u/No_Arm_6582: Iran war back on - spy 730
Iran huge amazing peace deal- spy 760
[+5] u/Quick-Ad1830: Dip buyers to the rescue
[+5] u/Immediate-Bet1062: I could’ve ran calls the last 30 days and would have a 90% win rate. It’s insane.
[+5] u/Routine_Tip_4966: Puts or calls tmrw on spy? 746 rn I think it can hit 750 plus then puts for next week
[+5] u/LavishnessTimely7372: MU only down 1.5% and you regards think the world is ending.
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Lmao MU rug at the end $800cc goes from like +5% to +40%
[+5] u/Adrian12094: wow figma actually delivered
[+5] u/BuffMaltese: How long until the new Fed Chair claims inflation is down 600% and it’s time for negative rates.
[+5] u/Red_V_Standing_By: Both FIG and AMAT already pulling waaaay the fuck back
[+5] u/LeadGenMachinist: Bought the poet dip after the CFO fucked up. $3k into $30k in a week. Every dollar it rises is another $3,700. Tomorrow is going to be noice
[+16] u/TonyStarks81: Just in case you were wondering how your day will go tomorrow, here it is. You wake up to a bright red premarket, you post on here how puts and open will get all your losses back from this rigged week, you buy puts at open and quickly hit 100-200% up, you don’t sell because you just know the correction is happening finally, by 11am you are back to even but you won’t close because this is just the slight bump before the dump, by 2 pm call holders are all celebrating their 4th day in a row of winning and you are posting about the market being rigged as your puts slowly crawl to their worthless expiration. Enjoy your Friday.
[+15] u/Me-Regarded: We went from euphoria to freak the fuk out during the time I went for dinner
[+14] u/MagneticRetard: YOU GUYS SAID IT COULD NEVER GO DOWN
WTF
[+13] u/SetRestart: ## **The Bear Cycle**
1. **The Vision:** Wake up at 11 PM to check the Nikkei. See a 0.2% dip. Convince yourself this is the "Great Reset."
2. **The Confirmation:** Open Reddit. Find a guy with a "Doom-Pomeranian" profile picture who explains how the price of orange juice futures in 1974 proves the Nasdaq is going to zero.
3. **The Panic:** Your heart rate hits 140 bpm. You stare at the SPY chart until the candles start looking like a Rorschach test of your own financial failure.
4. **The "Big Short" Moment:** Sell your wife’s favorite houseplants to fund the account. Buy 0DTE (Zero Days to Expiration) puts at the absolute bottom of the morning dip.
5. **The Reversal:** Jerome Powell sneezes near a microphone. The market interprets this as "infinite liquidity." The green candles are so long they literally poke a hole in your monitor.
6. **The Aftermath:** Watch your puts lose 99.8% of their value in twelve minutes.
7. **The Cope:** Post "Market is rigged" and "Fake pump" on the Daily Thread while refreshing the Wendy’s "Careers" page.
*Repeat 🔁*
[+12] u/Critical_Valuable_19: So many retards in here it’s unbelievable
Zoom the fuck out lol
(Green by 10 am)
[+12] u/jroth55: Holy shit, we dumped to levels not seen since yesturday 😂
[+11] u/mehmilani: Stocks will be down 400%, 500%, 700%, 1200% in some cases.
[+11] u/JafarFromAfar2: Axios: “There’s gonna be a huge deal soon and the Strait will open, this time I’m telling the truth, just trust me bro”
*WTI: -5%*
🥭: “We don’t actually need the Strait to open”
*WTI: +1%*
So fucking retarded
[+11] u/Competitive_Mix8330: Damn. I’m insanely good at buying the top 😭
[+11] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: 🌮 is begging for Xi to help with Iran while being told the US is a declining power lmaooo
[+11] u/SetRestart: Ber Vocabulary
"Fake"
"Rug pull"
"Put"
"Wrong timing"
Imagine being able to flunk your way through life on 4 words, actually commendable.
[+10] u/Felix_Aterni: Everyone is too bearish right now, inverse WSB says that we‘re going green tomorrow
[+9] u/touron69420: I’m so fucking fucked holy shit
[+9] u/Tadikif: day after day, AH bers fear mongering, yet by open, we continue to bleed higher, every fucking day. and i guarantee, it will be the same when market opens, we will rip higher and the bers will be crying all weekend.
[+9] u/unknownishh: What’s the news? Why market dumping?
[+9] u/MayorMcCheezz: Semi holders need to crowd fund a its a good time to buy truth social post from trump.
[+9] u/Dear-Original-1024: Japan ppi just released. 4.9% in April YoY. It was 2.6% in March.
[+9] u/Vegetable-Lemon6669: The ai bubble won’t pop until the big IPOS
[+9] u/Eddyrancid: Daytime stocks only go up, nighttime they're basically a random number generator.
[+9] u/_bigmeatyklaws: Quick 30 minute bear market lol
[+8] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: JPY PPI came in red hot, Nikkei almost down 2%, a market that actual has common sense
[+8] u/ez399017: The paperhands come out at night
[+8] u/wendystendys: BERS IM SORRY LET US PUMP ONE MORE DAY
[+8] u/KyleNoThumbs319: Futes half a percent red and people freaking out 😂
[+8] u/BoomerSharkBoy: buying shares is less stressful than holding options LMAO
[+8] u/Ok-End-3213: Why is everyone tripping about mu. Its down 2% overnight, if that
[+8] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: What happens if someone slaps you at a high frequency? It Hertz!
[+8] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: This clown bubble market will be green by open, zero doubt
[+8] u/hayleybts: Futes are so fake, I simply refuse them
[+8] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: Come on spy, daddy needs a used fridge.
[+8] u/polodolo98: Rename that sub to r/valuetrap
[+7] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: bers only get red afterhours when the liquidity is gone
[+7] u/Laffargan: why the fuck it's suddenly red now?
[+7] u/touron69420: Still can’t believe how big of a retard I was to fuck around with a stock that was up 100% MoM. I honestly deserve every last bit of this ass whoopin
[+7] u/Future_Light_8571: Well, glad I dumped my MU calls.
[+7] u/Past-Pepper-863: SNDK and MU projected -30% to -40% crash tomorrow
[+7] u/goatee_: I just wish my calls would print so I could afford tickets to a Dua Lipa concert
[+7] u/pickledmagahead: I bought sndk at the top. Ask me anything
[+7] u/lcarltbmx: You know what I find baffling is how quickly you can lose your shit in this game. Its scary.
[+7] u/Alert-Pipe-3005: Dear oil, please get to $200 🙏
[+7] u/Money_Term8366: I think we’re in a “we’re in a bubble” bubble at this point
[+7] u/BladeRunnerN9: Good thing I have $28 of dry powder set aside for the morning. 😋🍽️
[+7] u/Bob_the_peasant: 10 years from now, in the WSB daily chat discord Palantir Reddit plugin brought to you by Carls junior:
“Finally break even on my MU shares lmao”
[+7] u/pussinbuuts: The V is here
Recession cancelled
[+7] u/mehmilani: Looks like a group of retards woke up somewhere in the world and began buying the dip
[+6] u/eje0100: Don't worry I bought 1dte Puts at close. We will be green by morning.
[+6] u/Sad-Literature-5341: I sold 1200 shares of rklb today that I bought in the 4's. Now I feel empty inside
[+6] u/Beneficial_Ad9547: Oh no! We’re back to levels not seen since this morning 😱
[+6] u/SovietDog1342: Who cares about overnight unless it’s green
[+6] u/dolla_bill21: Imagine not buying sub $750 on MU
[+6] u/SetRestart: Everything before open is just a repetitive and willing robbery on the bears
[+6] u/skychief99: It cost me $140 today to fill up my Toyota Tundra. Winning!
[+6] u/Stilnovisti: 10 year finally broke 4.5%.
[+6] u/elpresidentedeljunta: So ... someone has to say it: "The Dow is over 50 Thousand ..."
[+6] u/twenty_three_three: This AI bubble pop is going to fucking ruin so many of us.
[+6] u/BigSlick-AK: The rotation from memory into NVDA in anticipation of earnings next week starts tomorrow.
[+6] u/Cordwaining: I get paid today. Its going into the pump. Sorry yall.
[+6] u/Miker1730: microslop opening at 400
[+6] u/starentbrett: Where did all this ber shit come from? Who let the filthy animals out of their dens?
[+6] u/Dakhnas: looks like dumping phase is over.. for now
[+5] u/AKNJ907: Based on your trading history we’ve selected a job that would be a good fit for you: gay little retard
[+5] u/polodolo98: 🥭and all his insiders are going to dump semi’s on everyone
[+5] u/mehmilani: My dog is begging to go for a walk and I'm staring at the overnight chart. Fuck my life choices, except the dog.
[+5] u/cashivyy: China gonna take Taiwan one of these days
[+5] u/Past-Pepper-863: Drake drops tonight and semis will too
[+5] u/BoomerSharkBoy: we all know MU will just go back to 800 when market open and dump again. same old pattern
[+5] u/Felix_Aterni: Checking the sentiment here so I can inverse you guys.
[+5] u/DoctorMario1000: I don’t fuck with options but this place has kept me bullish for years now, plus I’ve made some hilarious meme stock trades and laughed my ass off. Thx WSB. 🥹
[+5] u/mehmilani: Honestly I never imagined the economic collapse would be to the upside.
[+5] u/yayaya888: Shit my sndk and mu calls are fucked
[+5] u/Standard_Tea8250: Wtf Mu pumping finally
[+5] u/Kobe_Fan: Idk how bulls see what yields have been doing and keep slamming buy
[+5] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: “WE DON'T NEED STRAIT OF HORMUZ OPEN” — 🌮
[+5] u/Jaysler: If opex tomorrow is the same as last month, it’s gonna be a pretty Green Day
[+5] u/Fern-ando: Sold POET at 9 thinking I made profits...
[+5] u/GhostHashira427: Anybody buy Cerebus today? If so, what was your share price that got accepted?
[+5] u/LayerClear5664: QCOM after hours pump?
[+5] u/SetRestart: Bears I'ma let you finish but MU had the greatest run of all time!
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: It was aunt Cathy who bought cbrs at 380 lol
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: > May 15, 2026 (1 days) (m) is $708.00 max pain
Tomorrow is also opex
You don't have the balls MM 😡
[+23] u/diefy7321: 🥭: “I didn’t even invite those ceo’s” lmfaooo
[+17] u/wafflepiezz: Alright which regard bought calls on $MU / $SNDK and made it tank
[+11] u/New-Presentation-146: Just added getting creampied to the top of my bucket list ✅
[+11] u/cashflow_: I keep buying Greek yogurt thinking it will make a decent night time snack instead of worse things but then I just never eat it and throw it out and the cycle starts again
[+10] u/TimedOutClock: my god the bond market is going nuts. The US might be genuinely fucked debt-wise...
[+10] u/Better_Finance_5470: hantavirus and iran are close to a deal
[+10] u/Thin_Cat8817: Xi and Mango spent the morning having tea in a garden? Top 5 gayest things to happen between world leaders, no wonder the bears are winning tonight
[+9] u/eskhalaf: Tomorrow’s Jerome Powell last day as Chairman of the Federal Reserve.
[+9] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Why is it Punjabi doordash drivers are always on a phone call while doordashing, I see this everytime I go to a restaurant, AT&T would be a trillion dollar company if they just charged these guys minutes again
[+8] u/Critical-Whereas-582: Bull here, can’t see how tomorrow is green tbh
[+8] u/Alarming-Delay-4100: Just had sex with a real girl and was thinking of MU being dumped to help with my PE
[+8] u/No-Lavishness1524: ICEMAN BOUTTA DROP EVERYONE CHILL
[+8] u/diefy7321: I’m gonna miss those late night Jerome “too late” Powell tweets lmfaooo
[+8] u/Dude_HaHa: Interest rates need to be raised to like 7%. Not even kidding.
[+8] u/Thin_Cat8817: When i was a kid, I didnt have access to porn, so I would turn the TV to the food network and jork it to Rachel Ray's massive milkers
[+8] u/Open_Obligation_1624: My sandisk and MU died in waterfall... nvm. Kioxia earnings at 2.30am US time will save the day
[+7] u/Thin_Cat8817: The higher SPY goes, the more absurd moves seem on a dollar basis. For example, the idea that we would go back to 710 in a week or two sounds absurd, but its actually only a 5% pullback. And the other way, hitting 800 by July seems insane, but its only 7% away
[+7] u/iamjt: I swear some of the bots here cause legit FUD and psychological panic at the most appropriate time
[+7] u/OpeDefinitely: nah, women who cheat will put you in the weirdest fucking situations. avoid unless you want to get shot.
[+7] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: What's happening in china?! Why isn't my portfolio pumping?!
[+7] u/Chlo-Motion: This is the easiest market since Covid rebound. So many dumb people (like me) are blindly making money. If you're not making money you must be a ber, regarded, or both
[+7] u/StuffedBunss: Fake dip in the morning then pamp it before 🥭 announced the biggest trade deal of all time after him and ping pong jork each other
[+6] u/Able_Durian_1832: One red day here and there is healthy
[+6] u/Icommandyou: Kindda feels like a lot of crisis is just waiting to catch up
[+6] u/BlackKnightsOptions: You wanna do what what in my butt?
[+6] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Tomorrow might be the first red day
[+6] u/apurimac777: Some of you are bots and it shows
[+6] u/SpyRuinedMe: 📸 : I’m white trash and I’m in trouble
[+6] u/Emilio___Molestevez: just seen a midget escapee climbing down the prison wall. asked him what's up and he just kinda sneered at me. little con descending honestly.
[+5] u/Mathguy200: She’s a 9 but says, “He has fun with his little stocks and the market, I just don’t like it”
[+5] u/Icommandyou: Low key ominous sign since tomorrow is JPOW’s last day
[+5] u/Impossible-Fun2027: I graduate with a phd degree tomorrow. What to do now?
[+5] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: AMAT YOU PROMISED ME MONEY
[+5] u/OG_L0c: futures are down because I'm Chinese
[+5] u/Relevant-Duty-5127: If this were to be a bubble, I am not all that impressed yet
[+5] u/TheBreadMan10: 🥭 man gonna say something good bout the trip tomorrow by 10 AM and market will PAAAAMP
[+5] u/mousepop321: IPOs are so stupid
“Hey let’s start the bid 5x the price”
[+5] u/Nice_Selection8747: Question is if NVDA will dump after earning? I want to know if I should hold my calls or nah.
[+19] u/Upstairs_System_6257: I might be retarded. Everytime I make too much money in 1 week I get overconfident start leaving it in the market overnight and wiping out half my profits.
[+14] u/bigfan49: Ate an entire pizza before bed I’m fucked
[+13] u/hioman01: I am going to lose everything
[+12] u/Bazzer82: Still monitoring the situation.
[+11] u/YourAverageCho: Samsung and SK Hynix both at -5% range right now.. doesn’t look too good for chips today
[+11] u/FinishWarm1746: I bought a Bloomberg subscription. I’m cooked. This is my life now.
[+10] u/dinanm4: Man I’m fucked lol 2400 shares MU at $788
[+10] u/OkString482: 0DTE Spy Calls at 945am
[+9] u/Happy-n-Healthy: IS THE FUCKIN STRAIT OPEN YET, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS?
[+9] u/Bitter-Heat-8767: I bought calls at close. You’re welcome, gay bears.
[+9] u/gomper: Elmo is probably out of ket & blow by now
Looking for a plug in china
[+8] u/MrBlueEyedFox: Everyone saying rip intel and its above 110. Shouldn't even be above 20. Just be happy its still regarded.
[+8] u/loveiseverything: Told you. Futes are coming back up hard. SPY 755 eod.
[+7] u/optimaltimemism: I have the skill of helping others , but fucking myself over.
i.e.: Losing money in the market.
[+7] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: I took my contacts out before I found my glasses now I’m blind :(
[+7] u/Phaeax: SPY needs to do a split. It's getting out of control.
[+7] u/NonBalisticSniper: Mangos are looking really plump this time of the year 🤤
[+7] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: This summit is turning out to be a real He said Xi said...
[+7] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: I will still be up 5 figures the last 5 weeks in the morning, it might be less, but it will still be more than a ber. micdrop
[+6] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Retail got rug pulled HARD on Intel and Sandisk 😭😭😭
[+6] u/NativePlant870: Black swan tomorrow is not a meme
[+6] u/v-dude: gonna wake up to MU $700 or some bullshit
[+6] u/Sea_Trip_8941: Who bought calls at the top
[+6] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Metals are so dead. Only stocks V nowadays
[+6] u/moazzam0: "Nation in decline" to his face! TO. HIS. FACE!!!!
[+6] u/sleepygarner: Which of you homosexuals seduced my Micron?
[+6] u/Justino2263: So do I keep my $62 1/15/27 DRAM call???
[+6] u/ostlert: I had a call buy limit for MU at -2%. I didn’t think it would buy and then it did with people dumping at close. Now I’m down $4k after hours. Fuck
[+6] u/HAND__EGG: Oh… wow
What the fuck is going on?
[+6] u/DTF_Truck: Believe it or not, 0 DTE ATM calls at open are still the play
[+6] u/uncsucks: Lol.
Bonds, oil, DXY ripping. Party might be over
[+6] u/Memento_mori9608: MU is literally only down 2%
You guys need to chill
[+6] u/Inevitable_Estate459: Maybe a 10000% gain every day is not sustainable. That could be it.
[+5] u/Ready-Tennis8577: New drake lord of the rings trilogy out
[+5] u/Exciting-Layer1963: Chat gpt told me there's a 40% chance SPY hitting 1k by end of 2028, time to all in
[+5] u/Tiddie_Boi: NVDA 240 SOOOON BABY
[+5] u/Intrepid_Captain_290: I feel like we are about to witness the worst late stage capitalism everything bubble, literally everything has been commoditized like Pokémon for example. Yard sales are being scalped for Profit, kids toys are being scalped, everyone is buying everything to make a dollar. What happens when the consumers can’t afford to anything else because their cc Is maxed out and now scalpers are holding the bag on Chinese plastic and paper. Stocks and metals up multiple times what they were at a year ago.
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Okay I think this is just Asia bleeding into our overnight they’re the largest foreign traders of treasuries and there’s clearly been some forced liquidation. I don’t think I’d freak out and sell everything quite yet.
[+5] u/No-Put2311: I've just been made aware that several bags have suddenly been placed under my control
[+5] u/Inevitable_Estate459: I hope this dump is real for once. We need a SPY reset and shakeout.
People got too greedy.
[+5] u/bigswordmeatlord: MU/DRAM fr got me crying in the casino
[+15] u/TipEmpty8429: It’s going to be a bloodbath as the market priced in China visit announcements that never ended up happening
[+15] u/BladeFireQ: Did a bomb fall into the China Meeting or why the f all the stocks are falling
[+15] u/Micheal_Hancho: My god. SPY hasn't been this low since yesterday.
[+15] u/ImmediateElevator739: Gonna be a wild day today
[+14] u/Broken_leo: If you didn't sell your calls today , you deserve this you greedy pig 🐷🐷🐷
[+14] u/NoMarketing8778: SPY dropping overnight to levels not seen since yesterday. Wow it's the end of the stock market!
[+14] u/Iunatic: SPY: -0.6%
WSB: -60%
[+14] u/drakilian: Micron CEO get assassinated in China or something?
[+14] u/GrassOrAss954: Trust the process bulls. Green by open.
[+13] u/VeryMercurial: Market: yeah bro we pumping almost 30% in 7 weeks LFG
Bols when futures go down 1% overnight: WTF WHY IS IT CRASHING. IM SO FUCKED.
[+12] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: Why are we dropping overnight??
[+12] u/Appropriate_Lie5094: if the stock market continues red, im cooked.
[+11] u/Kickboy21: Its fucking over. SELL SELL SELL
[+11] u/leshermes: chyna said no deal 💋
[+11] u/Left_Register5548: You guys are probably fine by open
[+11] u/SVXYstinks: I’m really about to lose all gains from this week aren’t I?
[+11] u/borkdpasito: We are in deep Axios headline territory
[+10] u/Open-Yak-3708: #Dumbass bols u r way too gullible. U thought crooks will let u make money on spy 750 and 752 lotto tickets didn't ya?? Can't make this shit up lmfao 😂😂😂😂 bunch of cucks
[+10] u/tinydisaster: 10 yr crossed 4.5% ….
That little bump upset the apple cart?
[+10] u/SnoStrm: 🚨 New premature overnight bear celebration just dropped 🚨
[+10] u/Scribble_Box: Watch us only get a small pullback and half this fucking sub will be wiped out lmao.
[+10] u/applerascal: this drop is fake and gay coming from someone who’s fake and gay
[+9] u/RealPrinceZuko: Ok 🐻s can have a solid day tomorrow, just don't touch my individual stocks please 👉🥲
[+9] u/Electronic-Warthog69: Bubble is bursting.
Big dick bears are in control now.
[+9] u/Therecanbenopeace: Oh boy, the 10 year...... time for volatility.
[+9] u/tinydisaster: Something bad has happened.
[+9] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Be fearful when others are fearful
[+9] u/KayMS_: # red in china means green its ok!
[+9] u/tesseramous: The drop when you have puts: One single tiny 5 second pin bar candle you have to exit at exactly the right time.
The drop when you have calls:
[+9] u/FabulousLanguage6216: How could AXIOS do this to us? Release the headline!!
[+8] u/RealPrinceZuko: Bols 🫵😂🫵
Wait...**checks portfolio**...fuck
[+8] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: Black Friday - 50% off SOXL
Sale Ends at 3:59PM
[+8] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Wow we are fucking cooked
[+8] u/VeryMercurial: BREAKING: Sanctions have been lifted on the color "RED"
[+8] u/VeryMercurial: 🌮 must have forgotten to say thank you to Xi
[+8] u/Philthatman: Fuck this, its going green by pre-mkt. Scam ass dump. As the kids would say "lowkirkenuinely" its untradable
[+7] u/Open-Yak-3708: #Dumbass bols u thought nvda to 270 straight didn't ya
[+7] u/Open-Yak-3708: #bols do u still want 100 year mortgage LMFAO 😆😆😆😆
[+7] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: Here we go. Trump wil let his true feelings out about the humiliating meeting next week at the latest.
Stocks are in for a BAD time.
[+7] u/geddyclaus: I fell for Thucydides thirst trap again
[+7] u/Therecanbenopeace: 10 yr. can't stop won't stop. Lets do this!
[+7] u/IncomingAxofKindness: These bonds yields are making me *THIRSTY*.
https://preview.redd.it/89u9ym29m81h1.png?width=194&format=png&auto=webp&s=770af2250f12f376fe9c5fb1b15c96358e885ed0
[+7] u/CardiologistEqual336: this sub way more fun when market red 🤣
[+7] u/TYC888: Looks like Red day incoming
[+7] u/Thetagamer: Sorry everyone, i’ve been buying puts for the last 2 months straight. Finally decided to hold calls tonight for the first time since the market opens up everyday. This drops on me
[+7] u/RealWooWhee: Why is wsb suddenly full of professional bond traders 🥀
[+7] u/Spicyboi981: Literally every time I decide to be straight smh
[+7] u/Airizom: Sell everything now or regret it forever
[+7] u/Successful-End7689: 10y cleared 4.50%
We are COOKED tomorrow
[+7] u/dimadomelachimola: Why is everyone predicting a stock market crash today?
[+7] u/arbitraryBlue: Green by EOD, I'm not even worried (I'm fuckin panican)
[+7] u/longTermSwingDT: How are u degens still awake? I was depressed that I sold my NVDA calls too early (missed 4x) and now I'm grateful, profit is profit (2x)
[+7] u/frogboyjr: the average person here is like 10x leveraged
[+6] u/Open-Yak-3708: #Dumbass bols u didn't dump nvda at 240 and qqq at 721, did you lmfao 😂😂😂😂
[+6] u/PositiveEdge4361: Oh wow we’re dumping dumping
[+6] u/zug_moneycomes: This is so pathetic how 🌮is sucking up in China. Against every other country leader he is always playing big boi, but in China his ego is sooo destroyed lmaoooo
[+6] u/Concept-Plastic: GOLD easiest long here
[+6] u/ClaudesSexBot: goddamn, clifford woke up
[+6] u/Mwraith2: I see the bears are out of hibernation for a few hours again…
[+6] u/Discount_LionSafari: OH MY GOD WE'RE HAVING A FIRE sale
[+6] u/Killersax: Did taco just declare war on gyna?
[+6] u/Broken_leo: It's a "sell the news " Friday 🙈 dont buy more calls tomorrow degens
[+6] u/ev01ution: lol I’m in danger tomorrow
[+6] u/Snoo-95676: I bought NOK at the tippyty toppyty TOP! Literally how regarded am I ?
[+6] u/gjbaca17: Finally the top is in and the news will be sold. Hope you buls ain’t too leveraged
[+6] u/RealWooWhee: Korea index is down 5%+ lmao
[+6] u/DryBicycle5629: Why semi’s dropping like a rock?
[+5] u/qrqrafafzvzv: I guess it's Hormuz news.
[+5] u/dontbelievejustwatch: remember when bulls were celebrating like they just won the lotto 12 hours ago
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: probably cause the market ran super hot the last month or so. like overheating
[+5] u/Affectionate-Idea690: Look it's not China its money makers they do this every opex day. They kill the options and let them expire worthless. You will be crushed..if you don't know u don't know foools....they are bears by nature 🍄🟫
[+5] u/JewishPride07: INTC was fun while it lasted hope y'all took profits
[+5] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: AMAT why you weak like that? Why you wanna hurt me like that?
[+5] u/RadFriday: Use your phone flash light to navigate like a little mole man
[+5] u/pmotiveforce: Some real Game of Thrones shit going down at Wendy's these days, huh?
[+5] u/babar_the_elephant_: Alright bears this is it
[+5] u/Coda70: I'm unloading $757k in calls tomorrow if we have a Green Day.
[+5] u/BepisHasAutism: Bros, it’s been straight up for like a month now how could you be freaking out about a days worth of gains being wiped
[+5] u/Throwingdartsmouth: Francis Bacon was The Poet. Thank him.
[+19] u/CluelessTennisBall: I knew it. That's why I stay cash, cuz of shit like this. Market is crashing. I've held cash for 30 years and never put a dime into the market cuz I always knew it was a day from complete collapse. Just waiting for the right time to enter. Maybe next year.
[+15] u/melvinzee: Wow the S&P is crashing to levels not seen since Yesterday!
[+12] u/Secure_Dog3810: SNDK pumped 120 dollars in an hour lmfao
[+10] u/After_Working_6499: Is kioxia out why is Micron recovering
[+10] u/tocinoman: Believe it or not, calls LMAO
[+10] u/Jerikolol: Kioxia seems.. good? the planning on releasing an ADR in USA. Idk if its enough to 'save' memory, but its another clear case of 'we making a lot of money'. the stock itself didnt really move. it was -10% before earnings, pumped to -7% 5mins before report, now dropped down to -8.5% after report. So for now, not much reaction - which i guess is good if u can meet the insane expectations and not crash.
Gemini summary:
* **Full-Year Revenue:** ¥2,261.2 Billion *(Hit the absolute top-end ceiling of prior guidance)*
* **Q4 Operating Profit:** ¥512.4 Billion *(Crushed Wall Street expectations on massive AI enterprise SSD margins)*
* **Full-Year Net Income:** ¥508.9 Billion *(Pushed right against the upper boundary of their forecast)*
* **FY2026 Capex Guidance:** ¥400 Billion – ¥450 Billion *(Disciplined spending, avoiding the oversupply trap)*
[+10] u/tallyhoallaboard: Ahahaha Kioxia results wow
[+10] u/jerm2z: lol you can never short MU or SNDK
[+9] u/Loud-Television1271: Glad to have exited yesterday and sitting all cash. Will buy shares on a high beta stock if it dips enough. Easy 10-20% swings, rinse and repeat or become a bag holder. Much better than options, too much anxiety and stress
[+8] u/ObseenKarma: Best part is this is all insiders dumping on news we haven’t got yet. Believe them.
[+8] u/kairepaire: Yes! Circuit breaker cult is so back!
[+8] u/A55BAG: Bond yields rocketing globally. Not that is has mattered before...
[+8] u/S0Anon: Fuck im just fucking itching to buy a dip im fucking itching man I need my hit
[+8] u/boglemydingleregard: Kioxia is making a US listing. And y'all were acting like it was the end of the world an hour ago. 🥂
[+7] u/red8cangodye: It's depressing see all the gains posts while I have nothing
[+7] u/patricktu1258: Please bounce back I won’t leverage to the tits next time please bro🥲
[+7] u/barnshaw292: Trump has loaded up Air Force One with counterfeit nike trainers whilst in China and been caught at Customs.
[+7] u/Candid_Payment_4094: Bers had their 2 hours of hopes and dreams. We're back to pumpin'
[+7] u/kaapooj: the circulating pics, videos and statements showcase trump as quite weak.
[+6] u/kaapooj: china is on purpose humiliating trump, Us needs to react.
[+6] u/Jerikolol: >BOLS! Look to my coming, at first light at 15:30 JST, on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East and you shall have the Kioxia earnings. - DJT
Thats in 1hr. Yeah im counting on... Kioxia of all things to save memory and hence the overall market. Copium. Theyre already down -9% before reporting, sounds really reassuring.
[+6] u/kairepaire: Did CBRS really just pop the AI bubble?
[+6] u/StonksInvesteur: damn, it feels like a therapy session over here. "You guys will be fine by morning" kinda vibe
[+6] u/AnyRepeat2561: Threw 65k in DRAM $75 December calls fml at the beginning of this week goodbye last year gains
[+6] u/iAmGrimTV: The fact that SPY hitting 750 resistance is coinciding with JPows last day is some shieeettt
[+5] u/TumeloNtja: Anyone also holding ASTS?
[+5] u/pekas13: Got to know when to play them know when to hold them know when to fold them and know when to run away
[+5] u/RoyalFail6: 🧸🍯 is framemogging 🥭
[+5] u/barnshaw292: Trump just called me and said to sell MU
[+5] u/SignificanceFew5212: Who's ready to see the sickest V straight into the red tomorrow
[+5] u/Deep-Discussion-6947: Can’t V if it doesn’t \
[+5] u/-medicalthrowaway-: “Rate cuts off the table in 2026”
… and yet…
[+5] u/LOTTO1004: Now why is it going back up???!! LOL
[+5] u/Turbulent-Warthog951: who else bought mu at the top
[+13] u/Salty-Bid1597: US 10Y hit 4.5%. That might be more consequential than the 30Y hitting 5%.
I have a feeling that the money flooding into equities might be coming from USTs and if it is that does not bode well for the US government and consumers, cos the implication is higher long term inflation and higher borrowing costs.
Also Bloomborg is openly calling 🥭's Iran war a failure, which, if he could read, would make him big mad.
[+13] u/No-Improvement3164: Greatest bull run in history and Microsoft didn’t even participate
[+11] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Just need 3 or 4 successful full ports to materialize to retire
[+11] u/Electronic-Resort136: I’m sorry for ever doubting you MU
[+11] u/ThinCrusts: SPY recovering today, right??
[+10] u/Abject_Wish_3787: MU bears everyday: Today is the day
[+9] u/BunkerRush: I want to short Nike but too scared they might turn into an AI company
[+9] u/RooneyToons_10: DRAM already recovering tomorrows going to be 🚀
[+8] u/DM_KITTY_PICS: Deep down, bears know they're wrong.
[+8] u/ramy_mousa: Everyday the overnight market starts a small market crash to make bers happy only to blue ballzy them by shrek green candle by first hour of pre-market
[+8] u/Ornery-Drummer-5492: So Mr Buffets is correct as always
[+7] u/rnd_investor_1: AMAT from +5% AH to -4% Premarket
[+7] u/daynightcase: generational buying opportunity
[+7] u/Low-Tough8302: Green by open ?? I don’t know any more
[+7] u/Reasonable-Pass-2456: Kioxia saved my sleep, good night bois.
[+6] u/strip_club_dj: Oh to be a fly on the wall that can speak mandarin to hear what Xi really thinks of the US, they have to at some level realize that the US delegation during this administration is in over their heads during these talks.
[+6] u/gigaCHADjeromePOWELL: This is Kevin Warsh's problem now
[+6] u/ThermalChaser: Someone wake barak ravid up. We need a headline.
[+6] u/dune2350: The f is sandisk doing right now?
[+5] u/eggplant_parm827: You are absolutely out of your mind if you think that's it. Yeah, like the market just decided after 6 straight weeks of nonstop pumping that it was just gonna end in an overnight gap. In what actual world? Cause overnight gaps to the downside usually lead to lower prices during the actual trading day, right? NOT!
[+5] u/Gom_KBull: 10y, 30y, wti and brent all rising. wow
[+5] u/Ok-Flatworm-3397: My individual account has a gay trade trading restriction
[+5] u/Got_Engineers: Dont drop the soap 🧼 bulls
[+18] u/Prometheus_1094: And the dump begins. Too many regards making money right now
[+18] u/Emotional-Donut-7731: \*stops picking lambo colours...
[+16] u/PeachScary413: -5% premarket
Just before open Axios drops a new headline
"Trade talks going bigly well and Iran agreed to surrender on all points frfr this time"
Ber trap at open then yuuuuge V to +2%
Oscillate around +2% for the rest of the day and then one last pump before close 😤
[+11] u/niloony: That was a neat holiday, now back to ruining the global economy.
[+11] u/KeyReaction892: Please trading gods, I promise to take profits next time. Please just give me the biggest V mankind has ever seen.
[+11] u/nigofe: Its going to be the greenest green you have ever seen. We have the best green. Nothing to worry about!
[+11] u/Superente_: Bulls already talking about green eod. Too bullish in here. This is going down further.
[+10] u/Spy300: >Wells Fargo reaffirmed on May 13 its forecast that the Federal Reserve will implement two quarter-point rate cuts in 2026, despite April's Consumer Price Index and Producer Price Index both coming in hotter than expected.
Have no fear, rate cuts are here. They're not hiking on a supply side shock. They'll use recession as the reason to cut.
[+10] u/bezeredies: Trump was given a rare tour of centuries-old trees in Beijing’s walled-off Zhongnanhai compound during the visit.
A hot mic captured the leaders' remarks, in which Trump expressed surprise that some of the trees were 1,000 years old. He asked Xi if other foreign leaders were also received in the compound. "Very rarely," Xi responded. "At first, we usually didn’t hold diplomatic events here. Even after we started having some, it’s still extremely rare. For example, (Russian President Vladimir) Putin has been here." Then he invited Trump to touch a 280-year-old tree.
"Good. I like it," Trump replied.
Jesus fucking christ xD
[+9] u/OscarCapac: I just understood something
Micron = 1/ 1 million meters
Micro something is symbolised by the greek letter mu
Their ticker is MU
[+9] u/Alienblob1: MU flash dancing back and forth from 720-775 LMAO actually tho wtaf
[+8] u/AdditionalActuator81: I think my trading app is broke. All the tickers are showing red numbers for premarket.
Did I change a setting on accident? Anyone that can help please
[+8] u/hoidzaheer777: My fucking Pokemon portfolio outperforming the stock market
[+8] u/Ok-Pineapple-2730: Green day tomorrow, willing to bet
[+8] u/Superente_: Wait, a shit economy and energy shortages are bad for the market?
Who would have thought?
[+8] u/rioferdy838: Bond markets never lie
[+8] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: Today is going to be a generational 0dte options play
[+8] u/CMDR_Shepard96: Decided to buy SPY calls 1 minute before close yesterday.
Why am I surprised it immediately goes -1% the next day.
[+8] u/moneyful: Lmao -1% in premarket is nothing. If it’s 2 or more is the worrying part
[+7] u/AmeriMan2: # are you fucking kidding me with poet.
What the actual fuck. I hate this market
[+7] u/omjagvarensked: Chat I might be cooked, my calls expire today
[+7] u/Thegreenpatriot: I swear to god I saw like $2 million worth of $705 QQQ puts bought like two days ago I was like these fuckers are going to get cooked. It might be in the money by open tomorrow.
[+7] u/BroadBlueberry7777: Buy the dip, never let fear consumes you. Only hope and positive vibes will make your portfolio green
[+7] u/BroadBlueberry7777: If it goes below 738 premarket you better start buying puts and close your long because it's going to be violent down there
[+7] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: SPY reacts to oil now?
We reversed again.
[+7] u/moneyful: Lmao obvious bear trap. Tesla is only down 2.8% when the real crash is comming Tesla will drop 10% a day or more
[+7] u/UnknownM007: Can’t believe we got cucked at 749.50 yesterday
[+6] u/EducationalPie1408: Pajama trading, 1/180th of volume, NVDA, 🥭 💋 🇨🇳 🍆, easiest 🐻 trap
[+6] u/davidbigham: Believe it or not. Call at open
[+6] u/Jealous_Wash_8967: Y everything going down lyk fuk. Stonks not supposed to do dat
[+6] u/Major-Bad-1203: Sooo they just gonna scare us all into buying puts for a day then resume the pump when everyone falls in the trap?
[+6] u/ComplexLook7: In the same way cars have breathalysers, trading accounts should have USB pp measurement dongles ... if you're under 7 inches NO TRADING.
[+5] u/coloredzebra: Seeing MU and SNDK getting boned is a glorious sight to see
[+5] u/Shurlak: Bols had their fun, here comes the 10% correction lets go
[+5] u/Cstooby: The next big move is a clean reusable mode of travel that does not use gasoline or electricity or any fossil fuels.....horse-drawn carriages.
You know how many companies make these, almost none so the companies that are in it right now will pop like you wouldn't believe.
How many people are there in the world,...trillions??? Now imagine they all need carriages to move around. You talking about gazillion dollars right there market size.
Only a few companies out there that can make them, musk probably already working on self driving ones, without a steering wheels, as we speak.
You're welcome.
[+16] u/dijon0324: My wife is literally gonna kill me
[+16] u/CursedClownz: This is the black friday that was promised 3000 years ago
[+15] u/aa73gc: So we are in the biggest bubble in the history of the stock market and you are concerned about a 1% drop?
[+12] u/CumomEileen: I picked the wrong week to quit buying puts
[+12] u/VegitoBlue69: #China feels insulted and sells U.S Treasuries after 🥭 showed up with Jensen in a suit rather than a leather jacket
[+11] u/Happy-Champion1661: everything super fuk but MSFT is green TODAY, can't make this shit up 🤣🤣🤣
[+11] u/whomakesthetendies: #TODAY SHALL FOREVER BE REMEMBERED AS THE GOOD FRIDAY MASSACRE OF THE GREEDY GLUTTONOUS BULLS
[+10] u/imnotokayandthatso-k: Stock market CRASHES to levels not seen TWO WEEKS AGO, investors OBLITERATED
[+10] u/Consistent_Chart_664: FUCK Y DIDNT I TURN THE IMAGINARY MONEY REAL. FUCK I FUCKED IT UP AGAIN.
[+10] u/xxkupkakexx: +4.5 10yr
all time high call option volume gamma opex unwind
oil monthly rollover
inflation
ai + chip bubble
whatever the rationality of a pullback/dump/correction/crash it is...we all know it was coming
and i still have to hedge what i just said by saying green by open? cuz thats what this market is 🤡
he could just hit send anytime on truth social and wrek your puts (or dare i say calls) so be careful out there degens
[+10] u/Far-Requirement9180: Some of you are panic bitch ass selling today and it shows lol
[+10] u/Far-Requirement9180: You fargeets whining about fake pre market profit taking by algos and the market it’s up +20% in the last four weeks lmaoooooooo
[+10] u/Chemical_Computer159: We didn’t make any deals. Nothing at all. They just didn’t want to. Sell everything now.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+10] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: All 🥭 has to do is suck some cock and accept the Iran offer that's on the table.
[+9] u/patelchief90: incase yall haven’t realized it. rick santelli wearing his stupid “dow 50k” hat on cnbc has been the top
[+9] u/ggtfcjj: Market red because Drake dropped a stinker
[+9] u/Soffatjockis: Mango gonna tweet that Gyna will help in opening up the hormuz by telling Iran to back down.
Market will recoil +2%, then Gyna will say it's fake news and the market won't care cus it only moves on the mango
[+9] u/Sad-Airman: Chinese models will always be censored and untrusted overall for sensitive business operations
[+8] u/unorganized-orange: The bulls are approaching Hitler in the führerbunker waiting for Steiner's counter attack levels of delusion
[+8] u/tandoori_taco_cat: Rotation into bankruptcy
[+8] u/__nameless____: Hey axios, we need a headliner right about now
[+7] u/eoiioe: The Great Recession of 15th May-15th May is about to be experienced
[+7] u/Unlikely-Tax1480: !banbet SNDK 1000 60d
[+7] u/chaiza5599: I used to feel stressed but now I'm feeling much better. Whatever will be, will be. Let it all work out.
[+7] u/ThisAd8468: Green EOD is no meme
[+7] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: hear me out...what if we went *lower* 🧍♂️
[+7] u/ayashifx55: Crazy how when you expect things to be green, everything is red. When you expect market to be red, it keeps going up and up.
It’s like suddenly stock market realized that it’s been sick and too high up
[+7] u/Reasonable-Ear9627: Go all in on semi calls if u want free money
[+6] u/NewDawn101: Oh yeah well the margin called and they’re running out of you
[+6] u/kananishino: Margin calls in the morning?
[+6] u/hahaha_lololol: Wtf just happened to MU and SNDK
[+6] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: I hope bers are smart enough to buy the dip for once 😂
[+6] u/Gamer6322: puts but people gonna inverse me with calls and beat me. im rdy for it
[+6] u/True_Job_7845: So puts tomorrow right? It can't be that easy right?
[+6] u/whitepug: Green by open
FOR PUTS LMFAO 😭
[+5] u/account-names: Why are memory stock holders panicking? What happened?
[+12] u/FalseDiamond7930: Green at close. Lack of deals with China is bullish.
[+11] u/jahdyudnwl: V will wreck the bears as usual and they’ll get quiet on here again.
[+10] u/Few-Frosting-4213: 1% dip after a 7% run means the end of the world, apparently.
[+9] u/FLRugDealer: > Reuters Reported Iran's Foreign Minister: We Are Trying To Keep The Ceasefire To Give Dip Buyers A Chance
[+9] u/LiveInLayers: Im a bear but this wont stick.
[+8] u/ShittyUsernane1222: SPY pumped on all time low volume to all time highs.
Economic and Financial Indicators stacked up to very bearish results like american lost century.
WSB became a perma bull circlejerk.
All while 🥭 and his CEO backers went to China to beg for money, diplomatic favor which is an 🏳️🌈🐻 signal because it shows they are in a weaker financial position than what they say are.
It was no surprise that the market dumped, timing the puts however is hard.
[+8] u/ZYHUA: Should've been a -5% day CPI and PPI came out.
China trip extended it, now that it's over, we come back to the hyper inflation story
[+8] u/Cosmorto: Taking a loan for 0DTEs right now. Wish me luck 💸
[+7] u/Kind-Recognition4528: Prolly getting liquidated
[+7] u/Pale-Silver-8178: yes SNDK a simple 12% gain so i can breakeven on these calls would be great
[+7] u/Vikkio92: The disproportionate amount of panic in this thread whenever SPY is down a few basis points from ATH never fails to amuse me.
[+7] u/AlertPen4796: We're bleeding deep red. Red like communism china
[+7] u/MaxEhrlich: Bought the dip yesterday, gonna buy the dip today, then if it dips more…I’ll be out of dippity buying money and I’ll hold some bags.
[+7] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Morning call buyers gonna eat.
People who bought calls yesterday gonna get shot behind the barn
[+7] u/miningape: Should never have held 1dte calls overnight
[+7] u/Fuzzy-Development872: This is the end ain’t it
[+7] u/New_Outlandishness6: Literally sold 20k of 21 May Spy 744p yesterday right before close. 🤡
[+6] u/Feisty_Monk_1103: Rate hike coming later this year. Market going to start pricing it in. Expect a few weeks of hard drilling with chances of attack on iran looming
[+5] u/Pretend_Comfort5527: Need spy to open at 730 so buyers will step in and close it at 780
[+5] u/Silver-Charming: Mother of all Vs incoming.
[+5] u/Bababbouey: MU you cab go green anytime!
[+5] u/Stickman2: Trump replaced by robot while in China
[+5] u/Current_Animator7546: 🥭 played himself again
[+5] u/electricpsychonaut89: God is good. MU 800 today.
[+5] u/Genteel_Ole_Chap: It's 7:00, hour of the retail dip buyer tards