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[+39] u/2020isgreat: Trump says talks with the Hantavirus are going well and a deal is coming
[+29] u/Psychological_Fly109: One of these affects the market
1) Red hot inflation
2) Oil $100+
3) Unsustainable government debt
4) Bringing all your autistic CEOs to a Chinese buffet
[+28] u/astrawberryandakiwi: Release the fucking Epstein files
[+25] u/31andnotdone: the best thing about morning is my brokerage wipes away all of yesterdays 0dte mistakes so they never happened.
[+22] u/Utilize3372: There are approx 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (1 septillion) planets in the observable universe, and we are the only one with life (lol). Life is so unique and random that we find the best use of our limited time is to stare at fake numbers and candledicks on a screen that only ever go up.
TLDR: Buy calls.
[+21] u/hv876: I have a gift. I only discover stocks after they have run up 100%.
[+21] u/Shoganai_Hito: Jensen was automatically directed to the asian people side of the negotiation table lmao
[+19] u/zug_moneycomes: 10k steps a day is actually not that hard if you are not fat pig
[+18] u/Extreme_Coast8002: I sold POET at $8 and held oklo. I belong here
[+17] u/financiallythriving: Saw a sign on a restaurant yesterday that said
“If you can’t afford to tip, you can’t afford to dine out”
[+17] u/astrawberryandakiwi: Imagine being Jensen. Wealthy as fuck, bagging 10/10 instagram baddies every night. Sometimes more than one. You just popped some viagra and you’re about to climb into bed with two of your top hoes who finally agreed to a 3 some, and then you hear your phone go off
🥭: Jensen, it’s me, 🥭. Get dressed, we need you in China. Winnie the poo will be there 🤌
[+16] u/Fragrant-Data6554: any boomers remember when trading stocks used to be cool and mysterious before 2020? now if you trade stocks in public people think you are unemployed
[+16] u/TipEmpty8429: POET is the next POET
[+15] u/Crazy_Reporter_7516: I’ve been waiting 6 years for the crash by holding cash. I’m buying VOO today.
[+14] u/LasyKuuga: I swear every time I look at POET I bounce between
Thank fuck I didn’t buy
And why the fuck didn’t I buy calls with my organs as collateral
[+14] u/FatFluffyFish: MU is gonna theta fk everyone and hold at 800 level to fk over 800C and P before rocketing
[+13] u/Fragrant-Data6554: yall literally playing this game wrong by getting a 4 year degree and working yo ass off for 90k while your chad server at a steakhouse is clearing 140k in tips every year
[+13] u/moosewithamuffin: Generational +0.5% day on MSFT I can feel it
[+13] u/Foremole_of_redwall: Here is my current investment strategy: Does this company make data centers happen? If yes I give them money and watch it double. Simple as.
[+13] u/Jerikolol: MSFT +0.22% green? FUCK YES fuck yeaa \*fist pumps into the air\*
[+12] u/miromar65: We should be partners, not rivals. SPY 800 by tomorrow.
[+12] u/Thin_Response_2689: SPY is up yet my stocks are red wtf Obama
[+11] u/DeginGambler: I had a few POET $15 01/27 calls I sold 4.75 from 1.05 just two days ago all because of that massive put OI I read about in the daily.
I've got to stop worrying about anything you retards are talking about. This place used to make me money like 10 years ago but those days have long since sailed.
[+11] u/riteofpass: Fuck me for selling POET after the Marvell cancellation
[+11] u/UrWaifuIStole: POET IS GOING CRAZYYY
[+11] u/Mathguy200: MSFT is the next obvious one month runner. Still needs 25% to go back to all-time high.
[+11] u/Fragrant-Data6554: just bet 60k on bitcoin 5 min prediction market and won.... holy fuck
[+11] u/zlordbeats: i laughed at poet dropping 50% in a day but turns out it was a “buying opportunity”
fuck off
[+10] u/GuusMosco: Are there any bears left at this point? Or just all in hibernation untill spy drops 0.1%?
[+10] u/trsx5: So many "Why is MU not pumping" posts today i suspect
[+10] u/WSB-mods-are-: NOK is fueled by the one thing that will make any stock have back to back +10% days.
Wallstreetbets puts.
[+10] u/Iunatic: How the fuck did Poet crash 70% then come back to ATH in like 2 weeks lmao
[+10] u/Thebaxxxx: Whats hillarous about that ber spread at 16 on poet is how the dude who did it has no choice now but to buy shares in what is perhaps the worst prospectus ive ever seen. A bagholder of legend is born 🫡
[+10] u/hv876: While S&P500 is at an ATH, 9% of its components closed at a 52-week low. I own all of those 9%.
[+10] u/PalpitationSmooth992: so god damn salty about selling POET i cant even look at it
[+9] u/WSB-mods-are-: SPY is literally stronger than it has ever been in all of history, and people are still betting against it
[+9] u/Sufficient_Nose629: "You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him" - Dan Patrick of ESPN talking about DRAM
[+9] u/Bonghead13: USA: Hottest country ever, can't afford roads or healthcare
China: Eats with sticks, can build entire new cities with state-of-the-art everything within days.
We're so cooked it's not even funny.
[+9] u/mannycalls24: NVDA just gonna go up 2% everyday huh
[+8] u/Phimb: I start trading options, slowly put my entire port into them and now I can't fucking concentrate on literally anything.
[+8] u/vermilli21: This feature on HOOD app saying your options are ITM is a 🧑🍳kiss.
[+8] u/Pale-Silver-8178: i just fomoed into poet at ATH someone had to do it
[+8] u/LasyKuuga: She’s a 10/10 but I’m broke as shit and there’s no shot in hell 😔
[+8] u/RJ5R: The rock chip on my old beater honda accord windshield I've had for years, just turned into a propagating crack overnight that is moving upwards
Take that prediction as you may. S&P going to the moon folks
[+8] u/OnceALoser: I can make 5% dividend a year buying TLT or make 5% in week buying SPY (the way it’s going up). Decided to be get some TLT.
[+8] u/jeffynihao: Wow I totally fucked up that POET trade. Sold at 8 😘
[+8] u/ByahhByahh: 🎶 They paved paradise and put up a data center 🎶
[+8] u/butterc0r3: WTFFFF HAPPENED TO POET MADE 20k in two mins
[+8] u/knoqd_: POET was $6 just 10 days ago. Probably the most retarded daily chart I’ve ever seen
[+8] u/DragonFruit-_-777: YO WHERE ARE THOSE $POET BEARS WHO SAID THIS THING WAS GOING TO $2 AFTER MARVELL DEAL FELL LOL
[+8] u/AeneasKurtz: Guess who bought $POET yesterday at $13.5, got scared that it fell under $13 and immediately sold at $13.6 because he's too scared of volatility?
[+8] u/Ready-Tennis8577: Is Facebook reels just smut?
[+8] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Im pretty confident the market makers knew >I bought a lot of call options on this one stock and intentionally held it down this week so I couldn't go on a golf trip with my bros.
I bet theyre using palantir to track my chat history here and do not want my kind at the likes of their clubs.
Complete bullish setup going into gyna, clarity act, and crypto decides to pull off at a trucker stop with a full tank a gas just to give me the reach around.
[+8] u/aftherith: I'm starting to think it's MSFT leap time, which means it definitely isn't MSFT leap time.
[+8] u/TipEmpty8429: POET is a lesson for all of us after its 50% drop in one day
[+7] u/sufficiently7777: Nok, CSCO, mu, sndk…most bizarre timeline
[+7] u/Total_Schedule591: Everyone thinks we're getting fucked, but i dont even remember going to dinner
[+7] u/JoocePop: If you’re not getting in on Nokia, wtf are you doing?
[+7] u/moneyful: lol this is premarket. POET is gonna run to 20+ when retail fomos in
[+7] u/traderbusto: War with China over Taiwan is bullish right?
[+7] u/SetRestart: Here comes today's pump
[+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/RealityBeOn1 made a bet that POET would go to 18.0 within **3 days** when it was 14.43 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.
Their record is now 4 wins and 9 losses
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[+7] u/mallison945: Yall forgot to sell in May and go away. Now you’re all gay and about to pay
[+7] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: MSFT green and MU red? Pre market confirmed fake
[+7] u/chainerection: Oh MU, sorry for all the trash talks earlier
[+7] u/LaserBeamer17: NOK NOK. Who’s there? Shrek. Shrek who? Shrek cock
[+7] u/bearwithme23: honestly watching POET makes me want to kms
[+7] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: I missed: ASTS, RKLB, PLTR, NBIS, POET, SNDK, MU
What is the next play that I can sit on the sidelines and watch 10x instead of buying?
[+6] u/moneyful: LMAO poet market cap is still so cheap and thire technology is gonna replace copper. Holding till 200 🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/Doughnutpower: Just 1 good tweet and SPY rockets
[+6] u/Useful_Donut6789: From my point of view the bears are evil
[+6] u/chainerection: Mu needs to haul its ass to 950 min by friday
Or im fook
[+6] u/zug_moneycomes: bears has a stocholm syndrom (I’m bear) 🐻
[+6] u/teh_herper: You regards did it imma go all in on NOK calls
[+6] u/whomakesthetendies: S&p going to touch 7500 before pulling back
[+6] u/trsx5: Home Depot crashing should tell you everything you need to know about the real economy.
Hopefully we can start eating semiconductors for fiber soon
[+6] u/LiveMotivation: 🥭 said F the consumer, all we care about is Iran and the rich people
[+6] u/Fragrant-Data6554: i want a hot milf to control me is this wrong
[+6] u/callsonreddit: wtf POET +23%
now im pissed
[+6] u/PrizeAccountant1586: I am happy to announce I am selling my
Msft so it will now rally so buy in
[+6] u/Critical_Valuable_19: People who refused to do basic DD talked shit to me on here after the Marvel shenanigans when this is a much, multitudes larger story than even that. POET probably hits $25 this month.
[+6] u/kaapooj: this bubble is not even funny anymore. and if u don't join in ur cash will be devalued to smithereens.
[+6] u/mannycalls24: BABA and ARM both down 4% pm. Have calls on both very cool
[+6] u/traderbusto: My anus this morning is a Strait of Hormel sausages
[+6] u/Purple_Bearkat: This market has the attention span of a kid raised on an iPad and YouTube kids videos.
[+6] u/LaserBeamer17: Somebody desperately does not want MU over 8 hundo 🤔
[+6] u/RemarkablePut971: Spy calls every single fucking day.
[+6] u/AusConsoleGamesLFG: Check out my banbet from 3 days ago when it was below $11, that POET would go to $20 within 11 days! About to go past it !
Did it based on prayer and signs, seriously I swear, its in my comment history etc, haha
Will be up over 1000% on short dated calls
[+6] u/BeautifulHoneydew316: Only pedos protect other pedos. Just saying.
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: We hitting 7500 today?
[+5] u/idontcare111: I might need to get my eyes checked, but I believe I’m seeing green on MSFT? That can’t be right
[+5] u/Fun-Journalist2276: NOK another 10% today
[+5] u/Flashy_Lie3912: Microsoft is a whore
[+5] u/Redrammer: !banbet TSLA $469.69 1d
[+5] u/mayorolivia: Market will pump again
[+5] u/NotMe357: Fuck DOW is back up above 50K. Last time we got a dump after it hit 50K too. Hopefully MSTF will take care of it.
[+5] u/sufficiently7777: Wen rotate into SAAS 🥹
[+5] u/-Voyag3r-: Holy fucking shit, POET is going to the moon
[+5] u/poopy_wizard132: Those top ten WSB picks have to be doing pretty good now...
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: It took us 6 months to break 690-700, then not even a month to reach 750 LMAO
[+5] u/Syllabub_Visual: Remember, you can be 79 years old and deeply insecure and have a desire to be a king that’s never come true, it’s NEVER too late…
[+5] u/davidbigham: MSFT up 0.2% is basically Christmas for the investors
[+5] u/bzl33: the amount of AI and anti-AI psychosis is crazy, when this shit pops the mental illness is going to be COVID level.
[+5] u/hammerscribe98: Do y’all really just filter by “biggest movers” and buy calls on whatever is up bigly?
[+5] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: SOXL enjoyer here. Should I sell all and retire in Bangkok with a fembois? Is 100k enough to retire in Thailand?
[+5] u/gimmethatdough: NVDA about to pump crazy at open
[+5] u/teh_herper: Anything not +5% is a red day for Micron
[+5] u/kaapooj: >Lumilens has placed an initial purchase order with POET for the manufacturing of EOI-based engines valued at $50 million
>In connection with the supply agreement, and to align both companies to the long-term value created through the partnership, **POET has granted Lumilens a warrant to purchase up to 22,921,408 common shares. The warrant is immediately exercisable for 2,292,140 shares**, with the remaining shares vesting and becoming exercisable in tranches based on cumulative payments by Lumilens toward future purchase orders totaling up to $500 million. The warrant is exercisable over nine years at an exercise price of $8.25 per share.
https://finance.yahoo.com/sectors/technology/articles/poet-technologies-lumilens-advance-wafer-110000168.html
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[+5] u/Fhyzikz: MSFT sub 400 by 10am
[+5] u/Concept-Plastic: My baba calls are so cooked
[+5] u/WrappedRocket: Well I guess my POET $15 CC 5/15 is going to get sold
[+5] u/Aware_Secret_8910: I do not understand adjusted profits. What the fuck are you adjusting for? In almost every single case it is to cook the books
[+5] u/OldWonder5865: Is the Nvidia H200 news a recycled story that doesn’t mean anything? Yes. Do we pump? Also yes
[+5] u/Old-Commission2782: KLARNA rug pull? Disgusting
[+5] u/Open_Waltz6902: Greed index being at 64 while SPY is ripping to 750 just means 800 is imminent
[+5] u/Rocky_The_Champion: US-China AI deals coming; won’t be long until we hear about CXMT (DRAM) and YMTC (NAND). China has the capacity to fix the supply dynamic overnight. Bye bye MU, SNDK.
[+5] u/BigBlackAssEater: Semis got one more big run in them so all the FOMOers can really pile in, then it's bust
[+30] u/taffy_laffy: > **BREAKING**: RUMORS ARE FED CHAIR WARSH, IN HIS FIRST MEETING, IS GOING TO BRING OUT THE FED MONEY PRINTER AND ACTIVELY PRINT IN REAL TIME, WHILE SCROLLING RH ON HIS PHONE TO BUY CALLS.
LOAD UP CALLS🚀
[+27] u/orsomeshitidk: Man, what a nice day to sit under fluorescent lighting and fight against my biological programming so a handful of rich people can have more money
[+21] u/Illustrious95: The dumbest person you know is currently being told “You're absolutely right!” by ChatGPT
[+17] u/i_goon_to_tomboys___: raise your hand if you:
\- took profits several times in the past 10 days
\- but everytime it just kept rising and then you FOMO'd back to your positions almost instantly
[+16] u/Dizzy-Monk-: I sold POET at $5.61. I sold $MU at $85. I sold $COHR at $170. I sold $APLD at $7.41.
I’ll post here when I sell next
[+15] u/Syab_of_Caltrops: NVDA not including any China sales in forecast was a brilliant play.
[+13] u/cannythecat: Dow back to 50k. Epstein unchained again
[+13] u/sadguy__: This sub has been way too euphoric lately with zero pullback for 2 months, everyone just picking stocks to buy, and kinda crying when we get a minor dip of like 0,3% for a few minutes.
The damage that will be done to this sub when we get a pullback that stays for longer than a few minutes will be legendary
[+13] u/Illustrious95: How about a site where old women teach you life hacks like cooking and sewing imma call it onlygrans
[+11] u/Deadsea3132: Why does DRAM turn into a boomer stock as soon as i buy it? Genuinely
[+11] u/Ujmnhy152: MSFT generational Pump
[+11] u/Illustrious95: >**Your trade adviser, Peter Navarro, says 90 deals in 90 days is possible. We're now 13 days into the point from when you lifted the reciprocal, the discounted reciprocal tariffs. There's zero deals so far. Why is that?**
>No, there’s many deals.
>**When are they going to be announced?**
>You have to understand, I'm dealing with all the companies, very friendly countries. We're meeting with China. We're doing fine with everybody. But ultimately, I've made all the deals.
>**Not one has been announced yet. When are you going to announce them?**
>I’ve made 200 deals.
>**You’ve made 200 deals?**
>100%.
>**Can you share with whom?**
>Because the deal is a deal that I choose. View it differently: We are a department store, and we set the price. I meet with the companies, and then I set a fair price, what I consider to be a fair price, and they can pay it, or they don't have to pay it. They don't have to do business with the United States, but I set a tariff on countries.
[+11] u/Illustrious95: I love how this sub doesn't care about your politics as long as you lose money
[+10] u/BlackKnightsOptions: You knew I've got to have it to Trump. I don't agree with much but him getting 17 CEO together to be paraded around like a harem in China is pretty impressive
[+10] u/Altair82: MU if you love 800 so much why don't you marry it
[+10] u/frogboyjr: The Dow is at 50k again, world peace restored
[+10] u/DenseWeb7380: Do I just buy 5k worth of spy 755 calls expiring tomorrow? Thats how you play this market right?
[+10] u/RegardMode: That’s it. I’m going to strait of hormuz to make it gay and spread its cheeks so ships can pass
[+10] u/OkHighlight2856: Who do you prefer? Big titty coworker or big titty waitress?
[+10] u/Illustrious95: Let us all meet up and have a big ol sex orgy
[+10] u/POWRAXE: Let’s gauge chat’s market sentiment today.
Upvote this if you think we pump today, downvote this if you think we dump today.
[+9] u/BFox1982: Weimar Republic style inflation coming
[+9] u/No_Current3675: POET, with a market cap of $2.2B, is up 22% premarket because they announced a $50M PO with some company. Go on and marinate on that for a minute.
[+9] u/CallsOrPutsYES: I just want to make million dollar trading decisions on my APPL iphone while getting 1 hour drone deliveries from AMZN and food from UBER. All while my TSLA robot does all my daily crap. Is that too much to ask for?
[+9] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Sell in May or go gay
[+9] u/Salty-Bid1597: I have to say the last 6 weeks has been the least explicable buying frenzy of my entire 20 year trading "career".
At least the covid bounce had some reasoning behind it. This is just pure mania.
[+9] u/_pout_: Hell yeah ONDS. Gonna short squeeze to 15.
[+9] u/astromouse2024: It’s 2026 and we still have to wait until 9:30 to trade options 🤡
[+9] u/FrostySoftPressure: Lol imagine saying to someone month ago that SPY will be at 750 today
[+9] u/DaBirdLawyer: Nice sold my POET calls yesterday
[+9] u/mousepop321: MU down 1%
Some dipshit
“It’s really over for MU isn’t it 🥺”
[+9] u/iiGoodVibesii: 0dte Calls are the fuckin PLAY
[+9] u/Springhash: Jensen said meetings are excellent, green
[+8] u/kyndrid_: Ngl this MU resistance is gonna start freaking me out into taking gains if it keeps doing this shit
[+8] u/BoomerSharkBoy: Pre market red = pump later
Pre market green = dump later
[+8] u/Mammoth-Version-4239: Elon's in China and high as a kite
Dude's got balls, gotta give him that
[+8] u/peterpeer9: bubbles = thin soapy membrane surrounding a small sphere of air
this looks nothing like a bubble
[+8] u/DDGib: bers legitimately on suicide watch
[+8] u/looool_k_libtard: Wow why isn’t QQQ up 4% right now this market is so unfair
[+8] u/SuperNewk: Gemini becoming Dumb AF it is having trouble mathing certain stock and ETF prices.... Like this whole AI stuff is just one big error
[+8] u/Illustrious95: Looks like I won't be having sexual relations tonight
[+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: Holy fuck you guys are stupid!
[+8] u/bezeredies: Tweet motherfucker, tweet for fuck sake
[+8] u/Ornery_Ad98765: Who else’s still up from the night before thanks to debilitating anxiety raise yo hands 🤚
[+8] u/drytexterfinalboss: Bols so cocky today, we may finally get a real red day
[+8] u/widerdog: maybe i should just go back to sleep
[+8] u/Samjabr: Boomers waking up and looking at CSCO in their 401Ks are probably booking more cruises.
[+8] u/rootyoot: You drive in parkways, but park in driveways. Makes absolutely no sense, well neither does this market therefore CALLS it is.
-Rooty
[+8] u/ryzetard: i have a fucking stupid feeling SPY is again gonna do stupid SPY shit that is dump a bit and then ATH in the evening
pump has no fucking brakes, nothing stops it short of nuclear war.
eventually there will be a correction as always but that probably doesnt happen until nvda earnings
[+8] u/Fresh_Researcher_242: What is the next 10x stock?
[+8] u/hermeskino715: Gonna buy 100 MU at open guys. All I ask is to pump it higher and don't let me end up buying the top
[+8] u/eyerollingsex: **Me every night:**
Tomorrow I’m quitting coffee
**Me at 9am the next day:**
What’s another day
[+8] u/cgonz15: Remember, dont believe this market open dump, we are hitting 750 today
[+8] u/iiGoodVibesii: IF MU IS NOT BELOW $700 ITS NOT DEAD. I JUST WOKE UP.
DAMNIT.
MU IS NOT DEAD. DID NOT CRASH. YOR GEY
[+8] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: More buyers than sellers
[+7] u/Left-Signature-5250: What the fuck is even POET? lol - only heard of it a few times her on WSB, no looking it up, this chart is something else. Whoever made a lot of money off of this - congrats!
[+7] u/basegtakes: earning is such fucking stupid concept... who even are these shadow analysts making these estimates? They can just make absurdly high estimates and know the company will miss 100% then short the stock that's what fraud street is doing... Few people question such things
[+7] u/big-baller-47: 1DTE NVDA calls at open 🫡
[+7] u/sleepygarner: You know, I'm something of a POET myself
[+7] u/zachuwf: I legit don’t know what to buy anymore
[+7] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: we are entering the orange man's *tweeting hours*🫴
[+7] u/arbitraryBlue: Comrade Xi about to save us 🫡🫡🫡🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 (+2500 social credit)
[+7] u/jerome-yellen: The United States has cleared \~10 Chinese firms to buy Nvidia's $NVDA 2nd most powerful AI chip the H200
[+7] u/fredditf: Retail Sales (MoM) (Apr) 0.5% vs 0.5% EST
Core Retail Sales (MoM) (Apr) 0.7% vs 0.7% EST
Initial Jobless Claims 211K vs 205K EST
[+7] u/Star_Lord924: Cmon mango. Do whatever you gotta do to make today a +1% pump on SPY today to offset MU being a total fuck stick.
[+7] u/Disastrous_Cicada_41: aha so selling 90% of my poet at 8.50$ was not the move it seems
[+7] u/OsamaBagHolding: Its really over for MU ain't it 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
[+7] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Nobody even cares if Iran has a nuke. North Korea has a bunch and all they do is fire wonky rockets into the ocean and they aren’t getting invaded any time soon
[+7] u/Few-Frosting-4213: I am so glad I bought some POET LEAPS with 0 research or knowledge of what it is a few months back. Knowledge is poison, ignorance is bliss.
[+7] u/happyegg1000: Can Cisco stop fucking dropping
[+7] u/Spy300: >US IMPORT PRICE INDEX (MOM) (APR) ACTUAL: 1.9% VS 0.8% PREVIOUS; EST 1.0%
😱
[+7] u/spellbadgrammargood: SPY is up nearly **17%** since Mar 30th.. just because Ai companies are spending billions on hardware and the war is still ongoing..
[+7] u/Latter_Smoke_3767: Do we really think MU can go up like sandisk?
[+7] u/Technical_Scallion_2: QQQ 0DTE call holders watched their profits evaporate all morning - that was me yesterday
[+7] u/Boghurt: That’s why you should yolo your life savings into leveraged 0DTE CALL
[+6] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: NVDA 6% gain today after news.
SPY 2% gain.
Hope you like making money.
[+6] u/McClintockC: Poet pumping 25% is just a reminder that only truly retarded people are capable of hitting overnight 10 baggers
[+6] u/Deadsea3132: ASTS is mooning because I don’t own it anymore.
[+6] u/Illustrious95: I want a giant green dildo up my bol ass
[+6] u/RegardMode: Another day another 🐻 massacre
[+6] u/kemar7856: I did say if nvda hits 230 I'll buy a leather jacket so I guess I'm forced too
[+6] u/Illustrious95: Jensen sitting on the us side or chinese side
[+6] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: China buying NVDA chips again? Bullish af
[+6] u/TheMatinow: More unemployed is bullish, they have more time to text their AI girlfriends
[+6] u/Alextricity: *REAL* talk, when do you guys sell? I’ve held a stock that has “Strong Buy” recommendations, and I’m up 2,000% on it over 2 years. Logically it’s still a long term play, but there’re obviously bubble concerns.
Would the sense be that I got in early enough that it’d be stupid to bother selling if it has retirement-money potential, or that I’m a dipshit for not cashing out now?
[+6] u/A55BAG: Figma IPOd at worst possible time for sofware company and Cerebras is about to IPO at best possible time for semiconductor company.[](https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerebras)
[+6] u/miss_L_fire: I feel guilty cuz I made a bunch of money last week on the MU runup, and over the weekend I was telling some friends they should get in on it, of course after that it stalls out 🫠
[+6] u/Illustrious95: Shits gonna skyrocket at open
[+6] u/Axonum: US Continued Jobless Claims Actual 1.782M (Forecast 1.78M, Previous 1.766M, Revision 1.758M)
US Core Retail Sales MoM Actual 1.9% (Forecast 0.7%, Previous 1.9%)
US Import Prices MoM Actual 1.9% (Forecast 1%, Previous 0.8%)
US Export Prices MoM Actual 3.3% (Forecast 1.2%, Previous 1.6%)
US Import Prices MoM Actual 1.9% (Forecast 1%, Previous 0.8%)
Canadian Wholesale Sales MoM Actual 1.9% (Forecast 1.3%, Previous 2.0%)
US Core Retail Sales MoM Actual 0.7% (Forecast 0.7%, Previous 1.9%)
US Retail Sales YoY Actual 4.87% (Forecast -, Previous 3.97%)
[+6] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: You need to drink more water. Yes you 🫵🌊
[+6] u/Spy300: >TRUMP’S TARIFFS HAVE DONE ‘SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE’ TO THE U.S. ECONOMY, SAYS MOODY’S CHIEF ECONOMIST
😱
[+6] u/Illustrious95: My office crush keeps flirting with my gf what I do
[+6] u/EnginrA: Will my MU 1000c print? They expire tomorrow
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: The joke about dollar general building their stores where murders happen isn’t even a meme, I worked an arson murder once as a firefighter and a year later they built a DG across the street lmao.
Victim was Native American woman so federal ATF agents responded. I had no idea they investigated federal arson crime.
[+6] u/RealityBeOn1: POETards we are fucking eating today
[+6] u/big-baller-47: NO RED DAYS ALLOWED IN THE PAMPCINO
THANK YOUR MATTER FOR ATTENTION!
[+6] u/EnginrA: Why isn’t CSCO trending
[+6] u/Spicysushio: POET!!! THE NEXT GAMESTOP
[+6] u/edwardh528: Most likely a flat day or red day but with the way things are going wouldn’t be surprised if it ends up being green
[+6] u/No-Relationship8261: I remember the days where MU wasn't even worth 200$ like it was only a year ago.
Such vivid memories. They tried to sell memory to consumers like... what desperate times
[+6] u/spectra444: Massive pullback at open so I can buy calls and then we V up to 750 please
[+6] u/FunBackground2503: They told me bears get loud and obnoxious in a downturn. Bulls are even worse lol
[+6] u/Able-Technology-8055: Big morning dump into slow, all-day V to end where we started i believe
[+6] u/verysillyman: If a crypto pumps, it means it’s about to turbo dump. If a stock pumps because of AI stuff, it means it’s about to 20x and never dip
[+6] u/ZYHUA: INTC GANG
SNDK GANG
MU GANG
we going 0 together
[+6] u/dabblesest: If spy doesn’t open above 745 the bers have won.
I know they’re all dead, but it’s something.
[+6] u/borkdpasito: No glaring signs of oil demand destruction in this print - the set up for a face ripping oil rally continues to build
[+6] u/Miker1730: ready for microslop drop..9am
[+6] u/BrokenStonks: Is Bessent actually a wax figurine? Every picture I see of him looks fake
[+6] u/Samjabr: Every day we get another NVDA upgrade (someone's price target is $320). And each upgrade makes me think that earnings will be a non-event.
[+6] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Because you're supposed to buy even when it seems insane. Hard to do if you're used to logic mattering
[+5] u/Illustrious95: My wife gives me unenthusiastic handjobs is it a win
[+5] u/PlandomeProwler: Today is Klarna Day baby
$Klar
Great earnings , lets smash the shorties
[+5] u/No_Bet_2764: everyone was laughing at poet
[+5] u/Loperenco: Its obvious NVDA is pumping, I sold last calls yesterday, fml
[+5] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: Only explanation for this NVDA pump is that insiders got the scoop that all export restrictions to China are going away
[+5] u/Shurlak: ONDS 27% revenue surprise, sheesh
[+5] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: 100 billion into NVDA overnight is so wild to think about
[+5] u/Axonum: SNDK is going to 1500 or 1300 today
[+5] u/wheniwhenyou: 👨💻 i did say 230$ before Earnings report ..🇺🇸🇨🇳🚀
https://preview.redd.it/c5q9jzo8h31h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efcada3fb6201722ec60551b08f705cfd1aea1b2
[+5] u/According-Rub-4520: I just need RDW to reach $20 then I can leave my wife and be gay
[+5] u/No-Bee-4692: Where are the China deals I was promised?
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Oil going down on agreement that the strait should be open? Isn't that the equivalent of saying world hunger shouldn't exist and then not doing anything?
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: It took 2 days for people to forget just how bad ASTS earnings were.....LOL
[+5] u/bigswordmeatlord: DRAM about to piss me off
[+5] u/nocashflow_: im holding 0dte 745 calls so theres no way we dont fade to 740 by open
[+5] u/cgonz15: Buying $1000 worth of 0dte 750c at market open and going to sleep
[+5] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: bunch of shitter news outlets on X are reporting that we are actively planning a bombing campaign targeting iranian infrastructure once again
[+5] u/Coogiez: The year was 2126 it’s been 100 years since we last saw puts in action 😔
[+5] u/Axonum: FAKE NUMBERS DUMP IT
Retail Sales (MoM) (Apr) 0.5% vs 0.5% EST
Core Retail Sales (MoM) (Apr) 0.7% vs 0.7% EST
Initial Jobless Claims 211K vs 205K EST
[+5] u/isukforfree: MU allergic to going over 800. She might be cooked till earnings
[+5] u/Axonum: US Retail Sales YoY Actual 4.87% (Forecast -, Previous 3.97%)
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: The bull run will continue until I buy calls…and I’m not fuckin buying!
[+5] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: I have a really fucking tiny cock lol
SPY 800 EOM
[+5] u/TropicalOinkment: This market is so retarded. Not me though, i am genius (without money though)
[+5] u/Illustrious95: Why am I stupid did my mum take tylenol
[+5] u/HodlMoonStonks: Excuse me good sir, could you perhaps, open the casino?
[+5] u/Alternative_Rule6208: People getting bullish on MSFT to light their bags.
[+5] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: Anyone betting on a UNH pullback? It’s went up ridiculously every day since earrings for the first time in years
[+5] u/Inevitable_Estate459: This is such a delusional market at this point.
[+5] u/sadlittlewaffle: Hey guys I’m sorry to disappoint but I bought a 60DTE call instead of a 1DTE… might as well be a bear
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: I feel bad for Jensen, as he probably had to listen to ballroom talk for most of his flight 💀
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: YMCA at the forbidden city will bring SPY up
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: I’m in disbelief that qqq isn’t up $5
[+5] u/powerboner: Computah, why did you make today so gay and not horny?
[+5] u/ProspectorHoward: I'm a bull and stocks go up so I'm full port apeing into a single stock after a 30 percent ah run
[+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: China looked the US in the face and said we're gonna take Taiwan, and you'll get smoke if you intervene. That's Gangsta
[+5] u/idontknow1967: A lot of you bought calls on MU expiring Friday expecting it to go up another $100 and it shows
[+5] u/Tautol0gic: She Jensen on my Huang
[+5] u/HappyDepartment5899: These power handshakes are so weird bro . If both parties try to do the power move, their faces are so close to each other. Might as well make a move 🫦
[+5] u/495N: $40 coming
> POET Technologies shares are trading higher after the company announced it entered into a supply agreement with Lumilens to establish a strategic joint development and commercial technology partnership to advance a new class of wafer-level photonic integration for frontier Al infrastructure.
[+5] u/Shacreme: Ngl I sold my POET calls after the CFO said some shit that violated his NDA, and it blew up. lol
[+5] u/Potato_Battery: Advanced money destroyer is back
[+5] u/Andymilez: Joe Kernen is the biggest fool on CNBC
[+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: So I guess that whole Iran thing just doesn’t matter anymore. Pump it
[+5] u/Muted-South4737: Bull Council has discussed and decided that whichever bear calls the actual top will not receive credit, due to bear culture/proclivity for calling tops daily.
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: I've been snoozing my alarm for the past hour and 3 minutes
[+5] u/Muted-South4737: Bers choose Squirtle as their starter, everytime.
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Calls bros, it's always calls 🔥
[+5] u/Vast_Giraffe_8637: consider buying PCT before their monopoly on cheaper-than-virgin plastic truly takes hold. One of the most heavily shorted stocks and it just so happens that the shorts are fucked on this one
[+5] u/Few_Egg3567: I'm pretty sure Gemini is a ber. Cutting him out of my life.
[+5] u/OSRSkarma: Sos is cerebras touching $250 today? 300 even?
[+5] u/Forward-Surprise1192: Some fool on Reddit said POET last week and I bought some calls for fun that’s now killing it. Reddit has made me a lot of money
[+28] u/Candid_Payment_4094: MU $1000 was promised to us 3000 years ago
[+16] u/InIce1234: Look, son... back when SPY was at 700, I thought I was smarter than the rest. I didn't just stand by and watch. I actively bet that the entire global economy would go up in flames. I went short.
And that, my son, is why we have to live in this trailer.
[+15] u/VesperGilchrist: Every day starts with a huge dump, because everybody is afraid of everybody else panic selling. So everybody panic sells in anticipation of the panic sell. Then there's a recovery. Getting boring tbh, especially since every stock is coupled with SPY, even stocks not even remotely connected to SPY.
[+14] u/Alert-Pipe-3005: 🥭 talked so tough on social media and went to China and kissed ass like a bitch 🤦♂️
[+12] u/AcademicStandard3701: SMCI = SMUGGLE MY CHIPS IN!!
[+11] u/Sea_Ad_5153: Man coming back here was a mistake, greed is getting to me. Thought I was good, been consistent and I’m up 5k for the month. then I see you guys, makes me wanna risk it all
[+11] u/Future_Light_8571: We’re due for an MU 15% day
[+11] u/WooWheee: LMAOOOOOOO INVERSE WSB IS FREE MONEY
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/oSOD5I3Rcs
[+10] u/Future_Light_8571: Can you guys stop saying the R word please? It is offensive
(Red)
[+10] u/king_of_all_retards: Its almost 10 months that Im still unemployed
[+10] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Time to lose the house
[+10] u/xlmtothemoon: just smashed my laptop against the wall, gratz bulls
[+9] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: MU cool down is necessary before we go to 1500
[+9] u/hayleybts: MU calls at open must be most obvious play ever
[+9] u/NaturalFortune8397: SPY DOWN -0000.8%
GENERATIONAL WEALTH TO BE MADE BUYING THIS DIP RN
LOAD UP CALLS BOYS
[+9] u/NaturalFortune8397: DAY 51 OF BER EXTINCTION EVENT RESUMES
GG BERS LOL
[+9] u/successful_gap_v3: i’m a non consensual long term investor in MSFT
[+9] u/Th3Gr33nBastard: MU just impossibly strong huh
[+9] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: DRAM take your time. Just double in 2 months and make me rich. Thnx
[+8] u/ArkAngelEV: To you blasphemers, the bears that rejoice at any hint of a red day, I say to you:
Begone! You bears are dirty scum, most unclean, most unworthy of a richer better world.
[+8] u/noahmfs: Today's numbers were a little bad wich means spy is ripping to 747 EOD!
[+8] u/WSBPleb: Hello to my fellow investors. As I am older than most here, I come for your tips. I have stayed on the sidelines accumulating cash for a while. Now I am ready to deploy my 400B $, should I lump sum or DCA? Any particular stocks you all like?
[+8] u/Future_Light_8571: I’m still in bed just farting bigly waiting for the market to open
[+8] u/stonetrade: Why the hell is 9am the most packed hour at my gym? Does nobody have jobs? Bearish.
[+8] u/KingRog85: Let the pre Memorial Day rally begin! MU about to rocket
[+8] u/extrabigbrain: I fuck with Nickelback.
[+8] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: i officially hate MSFT lol
[+8] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Dude what in the actual fuck. Why the fuck can't MSFT fucking open and hold green.
WHY THE FUCK DOES IT ALWAYS GO RED AT OPEN??????
[+8] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: I officially own the two worst stocks of all time, Reddit and Microsoft
[+8] u/Taiyoken: Congrats to all the memory dip buyers..again
[+8] u/DufflebagJoe: Imagine not buying the POET dip after the CFO did a little fraud.
[+7] u/seanws30: All these semis just going to V at open?
[+7] u/lionkevin713: Hopefully this is just a mini pre market dip then proceeding to Valhalla lol
[+7] u/yoloswaggggggggg: SNDK with the second shoulder on the monthly. Get out while you can.
[+7] u/ChloroVstheWorld: My calls do not like this
[+7] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: Another day to full port calls
[+7] u/hankster221: spy always crashes a bit at the start then rips through the rest of the day, burrs need a new playbook
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: I really hate when coworkers fart loud at the urinal. Don’t do that and don’t make small talk. I just want to stare at this wall in silence.
[+7] u/jetrawl: Sell in May and you’re 🌈
[+7] u/Neither-Grade6397: Fucking hate market open dips
[+7] u/ChipWong82: MU closes in the green today.
[+7] u/PooPooPointBoiz: WHAT THE FUCK MICROSHIT. WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU EVER FUCKING GO GREEN FOR THE DAY JESUS CHRIST????
[+7] u/thatsmymayo: MSFT is such a piece of shit. VST too
[+7] u/Ok_Educator_7079: MU, bro is trying so hard to break ATH. The little engine that could not....roll call for all the regards with 900c calls
[+7] u/lucidum-intervallum: NVDA is the only true king
[+7] u/fewthingsarerelated: Fucking unreal. They shook me out of my SanDisk calls at open and I lost $8k. I would be back to even right now
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Death, taxes, MSFT getting dicked down
[+7] u/manginamonologues: Everyone bullish because stocks going up. Stocks going up because everyone bullish.
[+7] u/linnanetheman: SPY 750 say it with me everyone
[+7] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Go up you dastardly MU
[+7] u/natebro142: it’s ok MSFT its not like you’re 70% of my portfolio or anything
[+7] u/refrigeratorsHD: Nvidia carrying my port hard
[+7] u/AgitatedJump8459: MU is moving fucking insane
[+6] u/blackboro: MU i bet we flying today...
[+6] u/CUbuffGuy: POET crushing all the people who panic sold the Marvel news lmao… lost a $5m order, got a $50m order.
Suck by dick, up over 50k
[+6] u/SilentExtinction: so if dump i just all in calls?
[+6] u/moazzam0: AI bulls don't understand the populist backlash about to hit the AI space (midterms soon).
[+6] u/52isabeast: This may be a regard call but MU 910C 5/15
[+6] u/legible_print: RVI taking a dive this morning
[+6] u/hayleybts: Like give a freaking break, pump lords
[+6] u/puts_every_day: Spy red before open 🤩
[+6] u/fewthingsarerelated: Are my SanDisk 1450 calls cooked chat?
[+6] u/Ble_h: It’s joeover. Freak the fuck out and sell everything
[+6] u/TheMeta40k: My balls are very rarely wrong.
[+6] u/elvee61: I thought polymarket and sports betting could satisfy my craving for reckless gambling, but it's just not the same thrill as 0dtes.
[+6] u/Silver_Initial3718: Raise your hand if you’re a dumbass and sold $POET at $7
[+6] u/Future_Light_8571: I’m hungry. Should I get chik fila breakfast?
[+6] u/SeaworthinessNo4: We will see God candle on MU
[+6] u/Rinolboss: Cmom mu leave 800 behind
[+6] u/big-mo: MSFT consolidating for the 87th week straight
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: LOL like clockwork, fucking MSFT always dumps within the last 5 minutes of pre market.
[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: MSFT so excited to dump it can't even wait for the bell
[+6] u/Ok_Passage7069: Bulls on parade goddamn
[+6] u/meforprezz: the MU swings are wild
[+6] u/svpa3991: Msft opening green is impossible lmao
[+6] u/CryptoTAGod: cheap MU calls at open, easy everytime
[+6] u/Li1ght: The year is 2035. SPY volume is under 1K, we haven’t had a red day in 10 years as Jane Street slowly pumps us to nirvana
[+6] u/tropicalia84: # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BULLS, CALL HOLDERS, DIP BUYERS, CHASERS, AND FOMOERS
# ON YET ANOTHER
# BRAND SPANKING NEW
# SPY AND QQQ ALL TIME HIGH!!!
[+6] u/Ok-Reach-2580: Ford is an AI stock now.
[+6] u/Future_Light_8571: I went down 8k then back to green within 10 minutes of open. What the hell am I doing?
[+6] u/enc-nyc: did MSFT CEO puked on pork lo mein in China or what?
[+6] u/DerNeko: MU swings are insane
[+6] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Holy god candle on DRAM
[+6] u/Stryker9110: MU not going up 18% in one day is like MU going down 30%
[+6] u/bigfan49: Now is the point where I sell and we V straight to Valhalla
[+6] u/LeagueofData: This sub is the exit liquidity.
[+6] u/Kowan: MU pls bring little bro SNDK to the club with u ty
[+6] u/Ok_GAINZ: Pssssst. DO IT. Do it.... Revenge trade. You'll get it all back.
[+6] u/soscribbly: I don’t even want a green day Microsoft, I’ll take a fucking FLAT day at this point u cock sucker‼️
[+6] u/csekseni1: You literally cannot imagine a macroclimate and equity climate that’s worse for the lower and middle class
[+6] u/ParticularWarthog319: If MSFT doesn’t pop tomorrow I’m taking my loss and moving on
[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: The entire market is now only Memory stick stonks, what a time to be alive lmaooooooo
[+6] u/likeabosstroll: So everything’s crashing which is bad
[+6] u/djklmnop: Trump gonna make an announcement today. Can't wait!
[+6] u/InfectedClit: POETry is for bundles of sticks
[+5] u/Opposite-Link: I need reassurance on DRAM. It’s been two days and I’m getting cold feet
[+5] u/dreggminster: NVDA is gonna save the market at open again today
[+5] u/Feisty-Payment9614: SNDK better fucking pump by the end of tomorrow or I’m so fucked
[+5] u/TurnipIll2868: Dump at open then 750 eod
[+5] u/Eddyrancid: Yes yes Spy, get the dip into lower green out of your system now
[+5] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Looks like it’s going to be a red day today?
[+5] u/NotawoodpeckerOwner: I will never not find it funny when a CEO starts the ER with "we had strong results" then proceeds to describe a terrible quarter.
[+5] u/xeuropa: US reportedly allows 10 Chinese companies to buy NVIDIA's coveted H200 AI chips🤌🤌🤌
[+5] u/KingRog85: Micron rocket loading
[+5] u/wyudtix: Panic Sell everything right now
[+5] u/Single-Adeptness-769: Is “stocks only go up” fully back?
[+5] u/RoninKnight17: Spy go up…… You crazy Bastard
[+5] u/Wowmuchrya: Oh we’re pretending to care about low employment numbers now when Cisco fired 4k people yesterday and the stock went up 20% now are we?
Retarded market.
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: MSFT gonna do me dirty for the 100th day in a row
[+5] u/theprodigy107: Everyone ready for the daily 9:30 am MSFT 1-2% drop?
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: you guys are about to find out what "buy the news" means
[+5] u/International_Bee653: oh my god guys its literally over
dow +0.8%
s&p +0.21%
nasdaq -0.05%
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: I just want POET to dump, I don’t like the ticker name.
[+5] u/Marshmallowmind2: Muuu don't do anything stupid now
[+5] u/ooommmnmmmooo: Who would’ve thought potato chips would be this valuable
[+5] u/Kindly_Doubt_6804: Just enough red for the bers to buy puts before uppies at 10.
[+5] u/unbenchhench: we RIP into the day LFG
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: if you wondered, the play is still calls
thanks for joining my ted talk
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: MSFT legit has had 1 good week this year so far lmao
[+5] u/soscribbly: Microsoft 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can’t make this shit up
[+5] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: We’re for sure pumping today
[+5] u/DJisDopeAF: Lol just buy the dip
[+5] u/kodaksdad2020: The algos are quite literally set to buy any red candle
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: isnt china supposed to be pumping -\_-
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: According to my port, 0,01% of my assets are in Africa and I'm trying to figure out which one it is
[+5] u/trix_is_for_kids: Jesus Christ I sold my poet leaps after the crash, I’m so regarded
[+5] u/NeuroManXy: MSFT everyday open -.20% then proceed to - 1% then trade sideways
[+5] u/No-Put2311: I don't drink coffee I just look at the MU graph every morning
[+5] u/NaturalFortune8397: WHY WOULD YOU BUY PUTS WHEN THE MARKET IS THIS RIGGED AND FAKE
YOU MUST LIKE BEING POOR HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[+5] u/Coloradospruce33: MSFT - Why are you gae?
[+5] u/vanceraa: Congrats POET holders
Just like SMCI, if execs ever get in hot water it’s a bottom signal and just full port
[+5] u/ProudPeak3570: this is truly insane lol
[+5] u/Remarkable_Owl: I, for one, don’t see any resemblance between handsome and sexy Xi Jinping and Winnie the Pooh.
[+5] u/aliensayshi: SELL SELL MU PUTS SELL IT ALL BEFORE IT GOES TO 0 PANIC SELL
[+5] u/Dry_Bar_4965: This is the MOST BULLISH market of ALL TIME.
Enjoy it Bulls. Bears will get their turn in the next 6 months
[+5] u/Coda70: 19 grand and 19 minutes.
[+5] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Stop trying to hold MU down… it’s time…
[+5] u/refrigeratorsHD: I’m just not gonna check the market until noon anymore
[+5] u/Accomplished_Job5938: Come on Oklo. You're the country's most bestest. zero revenue stock baby.
[+5] u/Scribble_Box: I'm really not asking for much, man.. I just need another generational buying opportunity...
[+5] u/bigfan49: NVDA is now worth more than 72% of the worlds nations combined
[+5] u/Avocadonot: This is the kind of shit where a year from now, we'll be looking back and saying "the market pumped on technicalities due to the unfolding yen carry trade bonds inverse private credit rates unemployment yield gamma ramp short squeeze low volume liquidity petrodollar decline"
[+5] u/Comfortable-Gap-9775: ai bubble so big that shoe and automotive companies are transitioning to it. this will have no adverse consquenses ever
[+5] u/Frozen_Shades: The Dow The Dow
right now
is over 50 thou
[+5] u/grubernack276: Wolf cola and wolf speed are the same company
[+5] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Real excited to buy TSLA calls at open again for the 11th day in a row.
[+5] u/FunInteraction9796: you know i’m really starting to think we touch 800 before the pullback
[+5] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: This will be coming down at 10 for sure
[+5] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: SIKE THE SHOW GOES ON
[+5] u/CryptoTAGod: now MU, we were all a little disappointed you couldn't hulk dick through 810 yesterday, but today is a new day
[+5] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Msft won’t pump until each and every single one of your calls have expired worthless
[+5] u/pooterssssssssss: everything just dumped hard in the last 60 sec
[+5] u/Distinct_Car7737: Joe Rogan is an old turd
[+5] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Firing up the goon station as we speak. My ai stocks are guaranteed to go up 10-20% again today, so no sense in checking 😦🤌
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Moment you sell it will pump
[+5] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: It's been doing that. These numbers are retarded, we live in imaginary clown world where physical limitations on real supplies means absolutely nothing
[+5] u/0_right: how long before that poet dude torpedos this deal, too
[+5] u/greenchaos: do you remember puts?
[+5] u/RoofNatural: something doesn’t feel right
[+5] u/mydoortotheworld: MU with that 800 resistance level AGAIN
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: I 100% overleveraged on that pump and now it’s reversing all that movement, one day I’ll learn how to be patient fuck dude. It’s over
[+5] u/BleakyBluster: Oklo literally straight down… what the fuck
[+5] u/enc-nyc: BTC at 79k, it's all over
[+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: The way MU is going up in pre market, I believe we will cross 850 mark today
[+5] u/TinyDelegation: started with 100 1 week ago, now up to 345. its not much but im doing the damn thing. good luck today fellas. may riches and bad bitches bless your lives
[+5] u/TheMeta40k: I don't want to do IT shit today. I feel like I'm getting sick and I just want to watch the little lines dance around.
[+14] u/Constant_Value_943: If spy reaches 750 I’m buying everyone mini coopers
[+14] u/iAmGrimTV: https://preview.redd.it/t7zpw4ua841h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=958f7cda72837cbbb283a8eefa9078872abfaf37
[+12] u/thealex7r: MU 870 tomorrow
Trust me bro
[+12] u/BT_Baggage_handler: China gonna invade Taiwan during Trump's visit... calls
[+12] u/HeftyBox3580: I should find out today whether one of my childhood best friends is approved for a liver transplant. Only 34 and alcohol destroyed his life to where he’s been living out of his car and has lost 2 jobs with investing firms in the past year or so…Gambling this market can be just as damaging as drinking.
Health > wealth. Godspeed all
[+11] u/i_try_all_day: Why isn’t my 0dte not up 1000% yet?
[+11] u/Thisispaartaaa: This is the seriousness of the situation: If SNDK does not hit 1600 by tomorrow EOD, I will be banned for a week. This is completely unacceptable. I demand SNDK reach $1600 per share before EOD tomorrow. Have a great day!
[+11] u/tandoori_taco_cat: I wish I could be valued for the work I might do in 10 years.
[+11] u/Key_Abroad7633: Guys even as a bull this is completely out of control and not normal
[+11] u/Valkorion335786: My ex from high school that I broke up with because she cheated on me recently reached out to make amends and "hopefully become friends again"
After 10 years of no contact
And she's married with 2 kids
All while MU has been popping and I've had a bountiful harvest with buying and selling calls
This is suspicious, thankfully I just left her on read lmao
[+11] u/DrElkSnout: straight fuckin rocket ship to the moon my god
[+10] u/Bulky_Cartoonist_110: MU will punish your weak hands
[+10] u/OrdinaryMix4013: so confused who the fuck is buying right now
[+10] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: 25 minutes ago bears passed up a generational dip buying opportunity
SPY 1000 EOY
[+10] u/AirportMaterial5917: 800 is literally the most random number to get stuck on
[+10] u/DisgrunltedDan: U.S PRESIDEnt 🥭 SAYS CHINA'S XI OFFERED TO HELP ON IRAN: FOX NEWS
[+9] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Up 100% on SPY 738c from this morning. Why am I so greedy. SPY 750 EOD.
[+9] u/Wall_St_Bussy: If MSFT is green, sell everything. The top is in
[+9] u/tiny_toof: I need a billion dollars
[+9] u/IcyDiver3484: MY WELL RESEARCH THESIS:
the S&P 500 usually goes up, so buy cheap calls early in the morning and it might pay for dinner
[+9] u/Round_Context_146: I gotta say.. now is the absolute worst time to try and learn the market... nothing has been normal...
[+9] u/bigjimsribs: You know another V is coming now
[+9] u/electricpsychonaut89: Can 🥭just make a good tweet already please 🙏🏽
[+9] u/Suavecore_: 0-3DTE calls aren't even cheap enough anymore
[+9] u/NativePlant870: Algos just running it straight up
[+9] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: So Nvidia just gonna keep adding $200-$300 billion every day. Yeh we are definitely not in ai bubble
[+9] u/poozyfloor: MU acting like a normal stock and people freaking out.
[+9] u/twostroke1: Historically, the market went to ATH before it went to new ATH’s.
do with this information as you will.
[+8] u/Thick_Supermarket254: I think MU might actually be cooked
[+8] u/RobertPaulsonXX42: This pump is just wild. Its never ending.
[+8] u/LeupMeisterGenral: So it’s just calls every day?
[+8] u/awetfartruinedmylife: MSFT sticking is head up from hell
[+8] u/Comfortable_Goal9110: Ofc MU moving sideways for two days the one time I buy calls
[+8] u/UnknownM007: Pure and utter retard strength
[+8] u/stringtheory28: After 300 trades, the $250 I started with last year is now $225. AMA
[+8] u/old-cow666: If we hit 750 I will cum in my cousin
[+8] u/kingslayer1979: how realistic is it that spy has a 1.5% day today? it will put it around 753-754
[+8] u/Superandrewable_: 700 train was fun. How about 760 now bb
[+8] u/RealSchweddy: Just think of puts as an insurance premium and you won’t be as upset when your money is all gone
[+7] u/IcyDiver3484: My spy Call is up +$14, I don't know how y'all do that 9-5 shit
[+7] u/Abe2025: Super bullish news today but lets tank the market any way
[+7] u/BttrcreamSilkVersace: Everyone shut the fuck up about Epstein, the Dow is almost at 50,000!
[+7] u/sekak77: Don’t miss the train to 750
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: mango man gonna come back to the US praising communisim bc its pretty awesome
[+7] u/InitialPsychology731: MSFT is green, it actually happened
[+7] u/NotWorkingVeryHard: can we get the most retarded $4 candle to spy 750 pls
[+7] u/qqeyes: NVDA can probably just keep going up forever, they’re the only company making anything of actual value.
[+7] u/BeepBoopDep: SMASH 800 MU, I BELIEVE IN YOU.
[+7] u/OkEnd9276: Holy shit. NVDA and AVGO carrying
[+7] u/New-Bullfrog-815: Wow I can buy a new car now thanks spy
[+7] u/Thick_Supermarket254: So basically every other semi is gonna pump but MU, that’s neat
[+7] u/ReversalTheory: Cerebras indicated to open at $400 now lmao
[+7] u/samaritan1331_: Not a single bear left to shit in the woods
[+7] u/ContentBlackberry0: Love how I lost all my money in February and now market is non stop pumping and literally can’t even lose money and I have no money to make money
[+7] u/StaleFishsticks: How tf do I keep losing money in this market
[+7] u/Wall_St_Bussy: Come on MSFT, just another $90 and I can break even 🫠
[+7] u/Evander85: I have Cerebras Palsy
[+6] u/iamthetimby: I bought puts this morning sorry to anyone that wanted lower
[+6] u/silver0199: Everything goes green:
Microsoft: red
[+6] u/rcantu314: Is Ford an AI company or what
[+6] u/tocinoman: MRAM really got me lmao down 42% on my calls
[+6] u/bigjimsribs: If you don’t think the pump continues after those fat reversals I dunno what to tell you
[+6] u/SarcasticTrumpet: What chance is there that the doubters are right and there's no exponential learning curve that they keep pitching, and LLMs are basically what they are now, just a slightly better search engine
[+6] u/Podop29: back in calls, get ready to pump yall
[+6] u/Czyzzle: feelin' kinda Taiwan invasiony in here
[+6] u/DarkR124: I’m like 7/8 on plays the last two weeks. This is getting too easy which makes me think I’m about to lose it all
[+6] u/bigjimsribs: There is ZERO weakness lmao, calls are no risk
[+6] u/bshappens2: NEW SPY ATH CALLING IT
[+6] u/Classic-Resist-3517: NBIS casually curing cancer
[+6] u/shinigami_2245: Blink and you’ll miss a buying opportunity
[+6] u/Brigantius: MSFT is one of the finest and most refined stocks I've had the pleasure to own.
[+6] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Does closing your calls and taking profit make you a ber? You're basically speculating it won't continue to go up
[+6] u/gooneral_MC: how about a good old fashioned 15% day, MU?
[+6] u/NotGucci: Calls, calls, calls. Spy 7500.
[+6] u/InitialPsychology731: One day everyone will look back and agree MSFT being near 400 was dumb
[+6] u/hallett21: F is now a utility company.
[+6] u/PeachScary413: How is selling calls even a business model? You might as well sell people winning lottery tickets at this point 🤷
[+6] u/RjBloxks: Dark pools shorting the absolute fuck out of MU at 800 they hate to see retail win lol
[+6] u/CavoliRiscaldati: You ever sell half of something at the bottom then it absolutely rips and you are making money but angry about it?
[+6] u/-medicalthrowaway-: Sometimes I think about the fact that 1 year ago on “liberation day” there was an initial pump 5 min before 🥭 brought out the tariff board
There are some absolute smooth brains with market moving money.
Tf did they think was going to happen
[+6] u/FiveEggHeads: This is just not right man. 20Y and 30Y at over 5%, WTI over 100, VIX up and somehow SPY is over 745?
[+6] u/ConclusionEven6917: NVDA now up 40%+ from beginning of April, a 5.5 trilling company getting close to 6 basically adding trillions to it's market cap in months. You're crazy if you don't think this whole thing is going to end in disaster when buying can move that quickly imagine how quick true panic will act.
[+6] u/xlaco: AAPL come oooooonn!!!
[+6] u/solidsneeze: Ford realizing they would do much better not being in the auto manufacturing business 🤣
[+6] u/Sad_Estimate_6342: Yeah fuck off sold my MSFT at 405.5 now its fucking ripping FUCK YOU
[+6] u/United-Hearing-8286: Finally nvda starting to move to 235
[+6] u/BurntKookk: SPY 750 calls are gonna be worth billions in 4 hours
[+6] u/IAmbryzn: BULL RUN STARTS NOW QQQ CAUSE I SAID SO
[+6] u/saw-it: Spy about to make me a hundredaire
[+6] u/NativePlant870: This market is fucking aids
[+6] u/NativePlant870: Who is buying up here. It makes zero sense
[+6] u/ButtExterminator: How could bers think that the trip to China would be red??
[+6] u/PosterOfReddit: freak the fuck out and buy everythin
[+6] u/Objective_Mountain38: If youre still in MU and SNDK youre retarted, but probably not too late
[+6] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: Nbis stock price is double of crwv now
[+6] u/Distinct-Pollution-2: MSFT is up 1% , I repeat MSFT is up 1%. It is not a dream
[+6] u/GovernmentMaster8995: all this DRAM hype just for it to be the most boring stock this week
[+6] u/SarcasticTrumpet: I know everyone is having fun with easy calls but is no one else just scared fucking shitless?
[+6] u/MotorPuzzleheaded568: NVDA 300 EOY not a meme
[+6] u/BeepBoopDep: MU ignores green candles on qqq but follows every red candle hard.
[+6] u/Key_Abroad7633: The market can’t even pullback at all let alone go down this is just unnatural and weird action
[+6] u/samwehl: Cerebras gonna have generational bag holders from day 1
[+6] u/HAND__EGG: I feel lied to man…
You guys are all screaming green everywhere…
I go to check my port AND GOOGLE IS RED AND FUCKING ME TODAY..
WTF…
[+5] u/Icommandyou: The day I sell MSFT will be the day it will moon, I just know it
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: How have you guys been playing MU?
I sold all my long term calls last week and ever since then I’ve just been buying calls on dips and selling on rips and I feel no regret about leaving money on the table because the spread is atrocious
[+5] u/SarcasticTrumpet: The calls will be juicy but I refuse to get trapped early by these slimeballs
[+5] u/Key_Abroad7633: Lmaooo all dips get bought up in seconds bro lease don’t overthink it
[+5] u/DiamondHands667: Going back to bed. Wake me up when the bubble pops
[+5] u/Sea_Condition_6999: Whoever was promoting AVGO the last week, I should have listened.
[+5] u/Waiting4Reccession: This cerebras IPO is going to open at a crazy high price, of course robinhood didnt have the ipo shares.
edit: 86% of revenue from 2 UAE customers LOL
[+5] u/ddrsdght: Microcock: A story of lust, betrayal, and hope
[+5] u/Godzilla_slayer: The next 3 years are priced in right now.
[+5] u/afterlight02: MSFT >1% intraday? Yeah, this is a bubble.
[+5] u/GreatTea3415: "why is the market still going up???" The market was on a 9-year bull run of insanity before the Great Depression. It can go on a long time.
[+5] u/browsk: Lmao 7500 is no meme
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: Looks like SaaS is getting a relief rally today
[+5] u/RjBloxks: I don’t even know why I gamble on MU anymore, POS always theta fucks my position until the last minute. Should just be normal retard and trade spy
[+5] u/ArticleTerrible7621: MU gonna do the same shit, $800 round 20 coming soon
[+5] u/bigjimsribs: Full Sydney Sweeney mode
[+5] u/kananishino: how tf this green like everyday lol
[+5] u/CigInside: Got convicted of clankerism at my ai tribunal
[+5] u/Affectionate-Day2743: good to know the market views $400 as the bottom for MSFT.
[+5] u/Co_OpQuestions: Speak softly and carry a big wick.
[+5] u/Uisce-beatha: Don't trust this market but MSFT calls did me a nice 3x while AMZN did me a -60%
[+5] u/IcyDiver3484: Bought a $13 dollar spy750 call too, low risk high reward spy plays for the broke boys to get back to even after my foolish oil YOLO
[+5] u/99Fan: Spy 800 eom is inevitable
[+5] u/housemouse431: swiped 3 grand on ndx calls, u wanna hold but god damn, 3 grand in one hour, u gotta know when to walk away.
[+5] u/West_Track_9927: you regards ruined MU
[+5] u/TreGet234: What is this shit. Are bears and cash gang ok?
[+5] u/Snowman33001: I’m hearing reports Trump wants MSFT $700 EOY.
[+5] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: HOLY SHIET, THE COW I HAD TO SACRIFICE TO BILLY GATES.. IT WORKED WE GREEN, WE BACK.
[+5] u/TranzitBusRouteB: Value Investing regards gonna be like “ooh look at MSFT, a rare down day, time to buy the dip” but the dip happens every day
[+5] u/Andromeda_0507: Can anyone explain whats happening to this RDDT stock bro :(
[+5] u/euphoricmoonberry: can MU stop being gay
[+5] u/ryu311: why does it feel like reality is going to hit the market really soon...
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: I paperhanded my calls bruh
[+5] u/coloredzebra: MSFT BOYS WE FINALLY GOT THE ROTATION LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: Feels extra fucking retarded today. How much longer can this go really
[+5] u/DatOneBull: Another quarter trillion to NVDA's market cap. I'm sure this is sustainable lol
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: when does MU break through 800 resistance
[+5] u/CPA-hole: I would also like to IPO a chip company and become billionaire
[+5] u/GiraffeBaron: I held nvda and qqq calls overnight
Sold at open for about 12k profit then put it all to ubil
Deleted both stocks and brokerage app from my phone
[+5] u/lSazedl: feels like we're getting some sort of announcement soon
[+5] u/RedCandleInMyAss: why spy pumping for no reason????
[+5] u/Nervous-Basis-1707: If u weren’t in on 0DTE calls by now then don’t chase.
[+5] u/OkRecommendation1040: God knew not to make me handsome cuz I’d be getting with everything I’m easy af
[+5] u/Snoo-90587: One positive truth post and it’s to the moon. He’s not going to say it was a bad trip
[+5] u/Crazy_Donkies: I don't know who needs to hear this but the market doesn't want MU over 800 right now. Pretty hard stop there. You don't need to sell but I'm sure it may be here for a bit.
[+5] u/RD_006: MU ping-ponging.
Heck if DRAM not 60 today, Im taking profits and doing NOK.
[+5] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: Is manipulation and shorting to pump equities nothing? Lol.
I know. I fucking hate this clown market. It's the "fuck you, more fraud while we destroy the world" market.
[+5] u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1: https://preview.redd.it/z08k4pbdj31h1.png?width=306&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f19e91624cfb413c10be1fe9935583fc20e4591
[+5] u/yodamelon: MSFT getting a bid is evidence of manipulation LOL I'm bullish but this feels like a bull trap.
[+5] u/itzfaint1397: come on MU you bitch. GO UP
[+5] u/Certain_Guide_1481: Market is on full retard strength
[+5] u/prezzie2728: If this is a red MU day, I'd hate to see a green one
[+5] u/gamersEmpire: We must break the 800 MU gate
[+5] u/SwearImNOTacuck: SPY going up like this off of some china news is fucking retarded
[+5] u/Fieryhotsauce: RDDT: Blowout earnings, stock flies - crashes back to monthly lows
ASTS: Dogshit earnings, stock plummets, starts flying back to weekly high
I own both of these but how does any of this make sense
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Samsung electronics fails to reach deal yesterday, watch the workers officially announce a strike over the weekend and we wake up to MU at 1300. Sadly im dreaming lmao
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Daddy went out for milk and never came back
[+5] u/bigjimsribs: Completely vertical, who could’ve thought
[+16] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: MU: straight up from $320 to $800
MU: down 3%
WSB: THE END IS NEAR SELL EVERYTHING WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
[+15] u/voidedhip: From 25k to $500 in two months. Say a prayer for my 401k
[+15] u/stuntondeezh0es: The US government delegation consists mostly of unelected billionaires lmao. Your overlords own you
[+15] u/cs-fi: A 5T company going up 20% in a week? Very normal not a bubble
[+14] u/thegreatgumbini: >BREAKING NEWS: Trump and Xi engaged to get married, uniting two largest world economies. SPY to 800 by EOW.
[+13] u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt: 1. Obviously overleveraged market
2. Dumbest man on the planet effectively in control of world economic policy
3. 5 companies trading money that doesn't actually exist back and forth and calling it GDP
4. Inflation through the fucking roof
5. Energy prices out of control
Yeah, pump that shit.
[+13] u/ToughVegetable2483: That guy that said spy going straight to 800 was fuckin right
[+13] u/BabyGrogu69: **SOMEONE PROMISED ME THAT IF SPY GOES TO 750 I GET TO DO ANAL TO THIER WIFE**
[+13] u/greedftg987: who here even remembers that we had negative CPI and PPI? LMAO. Spy go uppies
[+12] u/AMDeez_nutz: The market isn’t in euphoria
You ARE a genius
[+11] u/hollowayonfire: I JUST MADE 44K TODAY! HOLY FUCK!!! TOLD YOU SPX TO 7500!!!
POSTING MY BALD HEAD SOON!!!
[+11] u/ScytherDOTA: This is weird... Im makin money but this shit is weeeiiiirddddd
[+11] u/JuicyJohnny69: MU goes up 100% every 3 months a year straight and gets a -2% day: MU SUCK WAH WAH ----------------- MSFT sucking constant schlong everyday for 6 months: Heh, it's a value play you wouldn't get it
[+11] u/grimandnordic1: https://preview.redd.it/s9la7fj1m41h1.png?width=1234&format=png&auto=webp&s=5a16d76a90f11fa5300c6f8a774f2858275872c4
[+10] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: is spy 769 eod too much to ask?
[+10] u/AMX_revue: SPY 750 and I nut on twitch
[+10] u/ez399017: Market up but $MU down, I want to dance too 😔
[+10] u/uncsucks: I will continue buying puts until I'm living on the street.
[+10] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Turned an SNDK scalp into a full blown -4k
[+10] u/YTLupo: LMAO THEY ARE GOING TO BLOW OUT EVERYONE WHO WROTE 750'S.
[+9] u/Sick0h: Don’t worry bers. Last year the market only ripped until *checks notes* October.
[+9] u/Sick0h: SPY had a -0.15% day this week and bers still want more. Frankly, they’re too greedy.
[+9] u/deepsvar: 1200 on SPY possible by end of summer?
[+9] u/sunsetmenu: MU looking outside the window while all of the other stocks shrek
[+9] u/vinojpm: SPY was 630 a month ago.
[+9] u/OpinionatedDeveloper: This market is fuckin' insane lmfao
[+9] u/Lord_Greedyy: we ripping thru 750 today?
[+8] u/OneRush7738: bers gonna need to start selling cheeks eod
[+8] u/Bochyat_Jaa: If it goes to 755 I’ll ask my girlfriend’s boyfriend to give her anal tonight
[+8] u/Warm_Tzatziki: Micron is not my friend
Anymore
[+8] u/BaxterrStockman: Market has been reduced to a handful of stocks printing green dildos 24/7 and a few pump and dumps mixed in 😐
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #SPY headed straight to $1000 whether ber like it or not LMAO🤌
[+8] u/flargmarge90: call me paper hands, im fucking out, i am out of this fucking shit show of a market where POET goes up 30% every day, its madness boys, boring old cash for me and a new car for the family, im sure the market will hit new ATHs now i have sold, so, you're welcome
but yeah i cant sit at the mad hatter's tea party anymore, enjoy it those who stay
[+7] u/Zentaury: WTF are we speedrunning in the 700s
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: The number of people talking about buying puts right now is amazing
I bet they blast a pump right into bears ass in the next 30 mins or so
....more of a pump ..... its all pump
[+7] u/Clappindemcheekies: 750 isn’t actually a meme for the day.
[+7] u/Upstairs_System_6257: 14th of May 2026 we witnessed MSFT green outside of premarket. World might be ending
[+7] u/Geoff_Dawmer: EVERYBODY FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC BUY EVERYTHING!!!
[+7] u/ThatGuyCalledEric: I may have bought shit stocks like RDDT MSFT PLTR and META but at least I didn't order a Trump phone
[+7] u/Ninja_Cooter: It’s not even face ripper Friday yet! 🤑
[+7] u/likamuka: Grift of the century. I have no words for what is happening.
[+7] u/Fine_Specialists: #NVDA GANG Members checking in
[+7] u/username2571: A big Memory pump to end the day would be awesome.
[+7] u/harryburton420: spy 750 is not a meme
[+7] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: Wow rip mu weekly calls bought on Monday just wow
[+7] u/Killit_Witfya: so we dont need memory chips anymore? is that what yr telling me micron? ANSWER ME
[+7] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: It's hard to want to go to work and operate my business when my portfolio increases at a rate that exceeds most people's annual salaries.
Trying to ignore it and stay focused on real world living. The market could 180 and slam down any fucking second for any fucking reason. Crazy.
[+7] u/DiarrheaFartLover: I'm basically a permabull but this market feels like the scene in Lord of the Flies where they're all chanting like deranged islanders around the campfire
[+7] u/MrCoolizade: Nvidia announces infinite profit for all eternity
[+7] u/perhapsasinner: Yeah I will never insult NVDA again bro wtf
[+7] u/Xzlk: Antrhopic will open at 3 trillion on IPO day. Heard it here first.
[+7] u/Mammoth-Fee1592: China says it will help make Iran deal super mega bullish?
[+7] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: What the actual fuck is this market on?
[+6] u/Sensitive_nob: yeah but not to big tech so we can still pretend everything is alright
[+6] u/Unique_username93_: My flabbers are truly gasted
[+6] u/QuirkyRegard: every single damn day this market just has me in another state of awe
[+6] u/Mangoworshipper: This is not your grandpas stock market. Buy calls everyday or get left behind!!
[+6] u/NecessarySun894: here's your blowoff top
[+6] u/Shot-Ground-9898: Bruh nvda at 5.7 trillion lmao wtf
[+6] u/lostinspacs: No chance it’s done for the day. 1 or 2 more leg ups coming
[+6] u/GeneralFragrant7954: Can I get a refund from the market please I messed up
[+6] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: I give up. The market can crash now. 🐻s are a dead. Even those that only just became one. It’s over. Rationality dies quietly.
[+6] u/brostrummer: 🥭 would 100% give up Taiwan to get China to help to give him a lesser “victory” with Iran and Hormuz…long puts on TSMC.
[+6] u/New-Length5593: Yep. Japan will fuck us all. 🫡
[+6] u/dontbelievejustwatch: This is stupid. This isn’t trading nor a market. I don’t know what it is, but this is not it.
[+6] u/Environmental_City23: A generation of bears was killed today
[+6] u/kenathen: spy probably close 760 today
[+6] u/Wild_Meeting_9650: my brain will not let me be bullish. I just cant do it. Any tips?
[+6] u/Sick0h: In all honesty, if your total portfolio is actually red on the year you need to reevaluate what you’re doing.
[+6] u/cs-fi: I don’t remember the last red week
[+6] u/Sick0h: Bro, fuck Fidelity auto investments. Might as well do it my god damn self. WHERE IS MY BUY FOR THE DAY!?
[+6] u/BabyGrogu69: **HOLD THE LINE!!!**
[+6] u/Bochyat_Jaa: I’m willing to give my body to a rich milf
[+6] u/Prestigious_Key1755: This is the parabolic stage of the bull run and I am here for it.
[+6] u/FriedBalamari: Micron always go up starting 12pm which is when fat Americans have lunch and just buy
[+6] u/HimothyCastagne: Hung out at 748.70 for a little bit, they saw we weren’t selling, said fuck it give these regards 749
[+6] u/CJBlueNorther: Man, people were absolute pussies back in 2008 to let the market crash like it did.
Look at this shit
[+6] u/baadllama_ghost: DOW above 50k
no Epstein talk now
[+6] u/VirgillMastercard: We have reached new levels of retardation
[+6] u/BuyHandSanitizer: Jensen hard carrying
[+5] u/Onurb86: This will keep pumping, will it
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: They got this current market rigged for retail to be sitting on the sidelines barely participating until the fomo is just so intense that everyone just finally throws all in and THAT will be the moment we crash hard.
[+5] u/Beazt11123: Feels like Exit time
[+5] u/iwalkingRedFlagxd: is mu dead is this how democracy dies?
[+5] u/dontbelievejustwatch: this is fucking regarded. i'm as bullish as they come but straight up day after day isn't even a market it's just dumb
[+5] u/GoldGlove2720: SPY calls are literally free money
[+5] u/Scalpaholic: This broke 🤡 🐻 has a message for all you mf Bols today:
>!CONGRATULATIONS ON AN UNDENIABLE BANGER AND HOPE THAT WAGYU & CAVIAR IS DELICIOUS!!! CHEERS! 🍻🥳🥂!<
[+5] u/BigStepMaestro: Omfg spy im finna bust
[+5] u/beerstearns: Paying for youtube premium but I’m signed out rn and watching all the ads trying to get this google stock up
[+5] u/potato111a: Bers: I-ran out of money shorting LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/urmom1739: whoever bought 25 7500 calls yesterday is fucking banking
[+5] u/EnigmaSpore: 7500 was nothing. 7525 coming quick
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: Bears are trying to eat from the locked garbage dumpster again.
[+5] u/AllForKarmaNaught: Aight give me a play and a charity and I will throw down 1k on the highest upvoted. 50/50 profits to me and charity.
[+5] u/cs-fi: What do you mean it’s not normal for the stock market to rip 20% in a month? Of course I’m buying
[+5] u/knwnasrob: I sold, will re-enter later. But turning 3K to 9K is good enough for me right now
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Same as every day. Solid sale on calls at open
[+5] u/TheoryInttro: Metals doing a cliff dive again.
[+5] u/Unemployable1593: The Art of the Dumbass
[+5] u/Long_Dong_Silver6: Drill Team 6 are the biggest casualties of the U.S. - Iran War
[+5] u/Ecodriverz: Bro this is just comical at this point. Zero red days
[+5] u/MarcoPolooooo: Congrats to that guy that bought 7500c at 3.50 this morning.
[+5] u/StatementWide8309: Bro 3 days in a row, morning dip and straight V and here I am not playing calls and just gambling earnings
[+5] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: NVDA moving like prime Lebron
[+5] u/xironically23: Once again it's always calls, sold my spx call at 10:15 for a 200$ gain instead of 1000 😃
[+5] u/WarmProperty9439: FUCKING BULLS ON PARADE
[+5] u/theLemNnade: Any red candle apparently is an instant buy lol
[+5] u/BabyGrogu69: **Where is the guy that promised me their wife if SPY got to 750. It's going to happen!!!**
[+5] u/-IQ200: Fomo buying calls at the top. Pray for me.
[+5] u/Cat_From_Jupiter: $DRAM you slut, I need you above 55 dammit...
[+5] u/isomojo: ONDS going to go straight up at open
[+11] u/ShittyUsernane1222: this is an mild market dip before another bull rally, the market never dumps more than 0.6%.
US government is always fiscally responsible, progressive and human rights focused.
there is no such thing as an American asset bubble similar to that of Japan in 1990s, oil supply shock and global debt crisis.
everything is fine.
this statement is made with the highest degree of sarcasm.
[+10] u/miku_fan_39: holy fuck i'm 2% away from breaking even all time after being -20% in 2025
[+10] u/__pickle_rick: SPY back down to prices unseen since :checks watch: 11:15AM
[+10] u/Fuzzy-Development872: Everything’s tanking . I’m literally watching everything evaporate before my eyes . wtf do I do ?
[+10] u/fish_: it’s crazy how options skew your sense of money, just last year i was making $40k per year and now i made $40k this week and it feels like nothing
[+10] u/barnshaw292: I got scared and sold everything, this feels outrageously sketchy
[+9] u/tonez13: MU SNDK ready to be awaken
[+9] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: MU gonna melt up until 10 mins before close and then some spooky shit gonna happen AH and then +15% day tomorrow to fuck the bears
[+9] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: MU needs to announce a new HBM factory in space, the market would go berzerk
[+9] u/zangor: Isn’t it a little completely messed up that we were celebrating SPY 700 not too long ago. And now it’s just 750.
[+8] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: LMAO MU at -2% and everyone sayin memory is dead. I bet this gets bought by by EOD or AH and rockets tomorrow
[+8] u/DrestinBlack: Every single week I say, damn, I missed the NBIS run… and every single week it just keeps going up
[+8] u/Pretend_Comfort5527: Spy 800 May is not a meme.
[+8] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: its actually amazing that this place is filling up with MU hate - its gonna blast tf off now holy shit
[+8] u/PushAble2463: Yeah, I need MU at around 900 eow
[+8] u/PushAble2463: Can you believe it’s fucking 6 years since covid!?!?!? Wth happened to my perception of time
[+8] u/MarginCalledManager: a lot of you took part in the great 0DTE SPY 750 call apocalypse, and it shows
[+7] u/Successful-End7689: Money isn’t everything guys, it’s about the memories and friendships. (I had puts)
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Wind1347: MU performed like a "value stock" today.
[+7] u/TheMostMid: LUNCH DIP!!!! Bulls grab a snack some water and some sunlight we’ll continue the scheduled pump after a word from our sponsors , Thank you
[+7] u/captain_casino: When MU runs like Forrest Gump people say it's unsustainable, and when it pulls back 2% apparently the whole memory sector is dead lol
[+7] u/Ltheman00: One day, this is all going to come crashing down...
But that day is not today
[+7] u/ShittyUsernane1222: we have reached the generational market top.
big red american lost century candle may come soon.
full port calls.
[+7] u/Sandvicheater: World ending Asteroid could be announced and Bruce Willis unavailable to fly up there with nukes and somehow the markets gains 200 points on the news.
We've long detached from reality
[+7] u/Euphoric_Employer528: I fucken hate everyone one of you
[+7] u/100xOrBust: There’s a pull back after spy ran up 6 dollars in 3 hours (surprised Pikachu face)
[+7] u/piszczel: I'm going through 13F filings as they come out. This guy, Mike Afred of Alpine Fox Capital, is down 36% over past 3 years. Imagine being such a colossal retard that you lose 36% over past 3 years investing, not even options.
[+7] u/_RAPTORMAN_: They literally gave you another chance to enter, served on a silver platter. Idiot
[+7] u/Dapper_Tiger_6295: Msft is green is this a miracle?
[+7] u/PushAble2463: I bought msft instead of nvda april 2nd. That is pretty fucked to look back at.
[+7] u/A10cc: Warren talking about insider trading in crypto LOL
Bitch there's insider trading that happens every fucking day in the stock market, the fuck are you talking about? LMAO
[+7] u/PropheticMurmurs: Red candles are illegal, get out of here with this fake dump.
SPY 750 EOD.
[+7] u/poopieuser909: one day ill earn enough to make the yearly tradingview subscription price so i can get rid of those annoying reminders
[+7] u/Traditional-Tour9485: See you guys at 750 🚀🚀🚀
[+7] u/Big_Red_Dogs: Down %560 on my rklb CC 😂😭
[+6] u/Prince_Chunk: Waiting for the SPY rug
[+6] u/laurencenor: So those of us who sold, what's the plan? Get decimated with a dollar that's worth less and less?
[+6] u/DazzlingAnimal581: This dump is going to be legendary and I’m here for it
[+6] u/YouDontKnowDino: Last April, spy was below 500. We are almost at a 50% gain from that point 1 year and a month later
[+6] u/Medium_Flight6021: I just know if I sell my MSFT calls it will rip straight to 600
[+6] u/drcornwallis23: What fucking dip are you mouth breathers talking about
[+6] u/hudson701: MU has found its range: 780 - 800. That's where it will stay until the next catalyst.
[+6] u/TheMostMid: The markets not even running on logic anymore its just fueled by spite for bears and lubricated with bear tears.
[+6] u/Beneficial_Ad9547: QQQ only up a slight 27% from beginning of April
[+6] u/ggtfcjj: Memory will pump tomorrow boys
[+6] u/AmbassadorRoyal9814: SPY pls close above 750 for me. Thank you
[+6] u/HorseTanker: SPY casually climbing $10 every fucking week is totally normal guys
[+5] u/kex06: MU ceo went to China too waiting on news from him
[+5] u/chessmathster16: HOW MANY BERS DID NOT LISTEN WHEN 🌮 STRAIGHT UP SAID TO BUY STOCKS
[+5] u/Low_Plastic363: People worried about the bubble popping probably don't enjoy blow jobs or vacations. Good things end, but enjoy them while they're happening.
[+5] u/HonestScar7176: It’s honestly pretty easy to make money in the stock market if you have even the slightest amount of discipline
[+5] u/nebulatraveler23: Shoutout to the IBKR employee who looked at my account and said: Yeah, this guy should definitely have options access.
[+5] u/jahdyudnwl: Be the exit liquidity you want to see
[+5] u/chibi78: 10:40ct time I bought $284 puts on IWM at 47c a pop. Not for a single moment I was up. Just lit up my money on fire
[+5] u/Chemical-Coconut-203: Climb every mountain, buy every dip.
[+5] u/A_Credo: No news. Yields not moving. Oil barely moving. Markets down a little.
Only noticeable thing is dollar/yen prices keep rising and the BOJ yen saves aren’t working anymore.
Carry trade unwind incoming!
[+5] u/JuneauMori: Volume is only cause lunch time, real professionals eat and play at the same time
[+5] u/shindiggaa: Did Tim AAPL say the N word?
[+14] u/Urinal_Zyn: honestly what kind of shithole hellscape do we live in where a guy can't make 10% returns every day by investing in companies he read about on the computer
[+11] u/Emilio___Molestevez: +11%: I'll hold this beautiful stock forever no matter what I just have so much conviction
+9.75 ten minutes later: FUCKIN SELL THIS PIECE OF SHIT
[+10] u/_rockthemike: I should have bought puts at noon but I have a new rule, no puts
[+10] u/prana_fish: WHO BOUGHT $CBRS AT $385
FUCKING SHOW YOURSELVES FOR MOCKING
[+10] u/grantern2: Trading has ruined my mental health. All I want to do is supplement my salary from my 9-5 so I can actually live a good life. Unfortunately I’ve only lost money trading and have less money
[+9] u/patmccock86: If you buy this IPO you are in need of mental health services
[+9] u/SvV_Ying: If you lose money in this market you truly have a skill issue.
[+9] u/TokiAsuma: I just know at least 1 person here bought puts the entire day and finally switched to calls at 749.50 and got hit with this double whammy.
I would lwkey just stop trading for a whole month after that tbh.
[+9] u/pineapplekiwipen: POET is now higher than it was before MRVL dropped them as a supplier fucking lmao who is buying this trash
[+9] u/jokull1234: Bagholding a stock that just started trading 20 minutes ago has to be a record
[+9] u/PaleInvestigator767: it's so easy being a bull because you can just buy when the market is a scary red and then it becomes a soothing green
[+9] u/Late_Echo1453: SPY going from 631 a share to 749 a share in a matter of a month and a half if craaaazy
[+9] u/Sober_Alcoholic_: Fucking roller coaster today 🎢😅😅
https://preview.redd.it/zg14l8r0451h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50736ee79e9a88d552bdffc2205111666f6b6b8b
[+9] u/Visible_Frosting9535: I have a small penis.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+9] u/PapayaBig430: Hey guys I made a bet yesterday when spy was at 737 that it would go to 750 today.
I’ll get banned, but just know I was 50 cents away from winning
!banbet
[+8] u/Reddit_name_insert: Got a Jan 2027 NVDA $195 call.
Bought for 1880
Now about 6000
Eagerly waiting for earnings
[+8] u/Any_Bluebird1765: This summit could have been an email
[+8] u/SpyRuinedMe: Freak the fuck out and sell everything it’s fucking over
[+8] u/ComprehensiveEbb4978: Relax y’all, there’s always a lunch time dip before we rally again
[+7] u/carloslink250: MU CEO needs to tweet some good news from china, what’s the whole point of going. Pump that shit
[+7] u/zg44: I'd rather buy MU at 800 or SNDK at 1400 than CBRS at 400.
[+7] u/YOLOdollhair: Why is everyone freaking out? We're probably going to hit 755 tomorrow by close.
[+7] u/EagleNoahg: DRAM, SNDK are absolute tanks at this point. Theyre not fucking leaving. They are going to have a face ripping +15% rally tomorrow off of this huge base they’ve formed
[+7] u/Me-Regarded: 200x earnings AI IPO launches is top. Remember pets.com? I'm old, I do
[+7] u/IndividualNo7155: KEEL is about to squeeze mark my word
[+7] u/AmazingPrune2: Market buy the cbrs and be happy
[+7] u/Sovetcki: IS THIS GONNA DUMP BOYS CAUSE IM HOLDING 30 0DTE 733P'S
[+7] u/kazkeb: Gonna be fucking hilarious if this ends red
[+7] u/jujuss1212: Bulls are so greedy, just a little dip and they already ask why go down, and when stocks go up they never ask why go up but instead laugh at bears
[+7] u/pineapplekiwipen: # 🚨 BREAKING: ELON MUSK TO RE-PRICE SPACEX IPO AT 100 GORILLION DOLLAR VALUATION AFTER SEEING CBRS IPO
[+7] u/thr0waway6478: Where were you during the great crash of 1:25 pm
[+7] u/_rockthemike: I sold at the top. I am market maker now
[+7] u/violet_evergarden8: SOMEONE IN THIS SUB TOLD ME YESTERDAY THAT CBRS GONNA GO 1000
[+7] u/callmeladygrey: When others are fearful, be bullish
When other are bullish, be bullish
Always be bullish, and remember to buy the fucking dip
[+7] u/ElonTaxiDriver: I’m in Austin Texas I’m driving erratic as fuck around the waymos I’m brake checking them clankers
[+7] u/AlpacaDream7: CBRS bag holders will be born
[+7] u/kairepaire: A lot of people just got promoted to CBRS long term community members
[+7] u/el-que-queda: Some of you bought calls at 750, didn't you?
[+7] u/EagleNoahg: Face ripping rally on memory start… Now! Go!
[+7] u/loveiseverything: SPY 750, here it comes.
[+6] u/G-IDIOTTHEMAN: You are a poet, Harry.
[+6] u/Dewton: 0dte 750 buyers in shambles, sorry guys
[+6] u/thewayyoulook2night: Anyone else sell their calls too early?
[+6] u/TruChains: Does anybody else notice Apple dump as semiconductors (MU / SNDK) jumps? Selling Apple position to cover shorting?
[+6] u/Civil_Cheesecake2492: US going to allow China buy chips and GPU and China will buy US farm commodities... SNDK gap up to kill puts Friday... Someone leaked on signal (:
[+6] u/The_Transcendent1111: SPY 750 or bust yodie gang
[+6] u/Sovetcki: Trump is in China... He clearly told the Fed to make sure the market is making new highs every day
[+6] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: Bessent on CNBC trying to get oil prices down lol
[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: each purchase of a CBRS share comes with a free proud cerebras baggie t shirt
[+6] u/dakdude: So am I just gonna stare at CBRS chart now that it’s live and wonder if I should ape in?
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Which one of you bought CBRS at 386.34?
[+6] u/polodolo98: BEARS WAKE UP, WE STILL ALIVE (BARELY)
[+6] u/whatisthisforkanker: Don't buy the dip all day because the market looks stupid, first dip I do buy and we rug for over 2pt. Great! Apparantly I'm cursed
[+6] u/vandalofnation: I can stay deluded longer than the market can remain solvent
[+6] u/Sorry-Usual6906: Poet is 3x leverage etf
[+6] u/CluelessTennisBall: "MU isn't up 10% today, market is finished. We made it!" -Bear's celebrating their Xmas early
[+6] u/ObscureUsername000: Like... is the treasury just being stocks now or something? Where is all this buying coming from? There's constant buying pressure for weeks now
[+5] u/C0up7: MU and SNDK are being a silly baka. Tomorrow better be green, baka.
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: Mu will break $800 after hours on Friday when everyones calls expire worthless
[+5] u/HelluvaRun: critical mineral stocks getting hammered
[+11] u/perceptive_AI: I bought CBRS for $386/share
[+11] u/ki3ran8793: If you bought POET and still haven't sold...all I can say is well done
[+10] u/No-Pressure7783: Made some Bad decisions today with MU and NOK calls fml
[+9] u/globohydrate: SPY 750 EOD copium crackhead club
[+9] u/ukweeve: Guh. I paperhanded my ASTS after earnings ffs.
[+9] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Sell in may and you are gey
[+9] u/Nigerianpoopslayer: Just bought Micron, if this shit dumps I’ll just have to work an extra job for a few months, no biggie
[+9] u/alldayidreamofdollas: We get fucking huge sells every time it touches 748
[+8] u/Greatlakes_fish: These swings are crazy.
[+8] u/hioman01: This is the reddest green day
[+8] u/diefy7321: WSB after MU pops up +150% in 1.5 months: BuBbLe
Also WSB after trading flat for the week: why isn’t it going up?
Lmfaooo
[+8] u/Napster-mp3: Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can?
…because his wife died
[+8] u/GrassOrAss954: SPY establishing support here for the run at $750….LOAD UP!
[+8] u/tesseramous: bot it, spin it, turn it, buy it, sell it, put it, call it, short it, win it, lose it, exercise it, expire it, margin call it, bop it, lose it, sue it, bop it, foreclose it, cry it, turn it, twist it, sell it, average it down, bop it, lose it, close your account, bop it, sell it, bop it, sell it, foreclose it, cry about it, sue it, apply at wendys, bop it, pull it, flip burger, bop it
[+8] u/NiceOwner: Whoever is buying CBRS at this level is a straight crack head
[+8] u/VotedOut: Fuckin' RKLB trading at $77B market cap - as much as Northrop Grumman now. Meanwhile, Rocket Lab makes less than $1B revenue per year, isn't profitable, 112x price-to-sales ratio.
Such a clown bubble.
[+8] u/Mr-Bonnet: 17K SHORT POSITION ON PLUG
WISH ME LUCK
[+8] u/Gristle__McThornbody: King Trumps positions tell you all you need to know. He's not going to allow the stonk market to crash during his term.
[+8] u/dmitrious: Already a bag holder sub ma god r/cbrs_stock
[+8] u/TofuMeltatSunspot: chat is moving so fast no one will see this IM GAY
[+7] u/Upper-Difficulty660: NVDA with over 1T in order back log. This ride isn't going to stop
[+7] u/DesticularDorsion: Trump is in China to see what we have to give up in exchange for continuing the war with Iran.
[+7] u/Impressive_Trick_573: I’ve had more fun than this for less money tbh
[+7] u/skin_flute_player: How can MU do this to the bols?
[+7] u/housemoneyrocketship: I was happier three days ago
[+7] u/Initial-Magazine2169: Would people watch mango and Xi compete in an oil wrestling match?
[+7] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Buy high, sell higher
[+7] u/JayRoo83: Woohoo, just crossed 750k if I combine my personal plus retirement savings
[+7] u/ebitdasga: Do market caps even matter anymore? Analysts just throwing out 9T PTs for NVDA is just insane to me
[+7] u/jerm2z: In Mass Effect 3 there’s this lady that if you go pass by her, she says, “buy it up, buy it all up!”
She’s talking about the stock market right now
[+6] u/FakeGamer2: The run is officially over. SPY can't approach 750 again it keeps dumping
[+6] u/spudbro00: this month is trending for even lower volume than last month, and last month was the lowest monthly volume candle in 6 years. Where the fuck are the whales, this shit sucks just a slow melt up everyday
[+6] u/1gabehcoud: So damn close to 750. So damn close
[+6] u/JPM1216: Timing the market > Time in the market
[+6] u/RonBlake: This is a message from the future: you should have bought more MU
[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: For semis, only NVDA, avgo, tsm are really up. Rest are down
[+6] u/cryptoguy66: Some retard out there will time the inevitable crash and will make Jesse Livermore generational money
[+6] u/Mr-Bonnet: HERE I GO GAMBLING AGAIN
[+6] u/Buschman11: Its not too late to ride calls on nebius earnings to Valhalla
[+6] u/ClaudesSexBot: Honestly, just dump please. So we can go back to the money printer, the sooner the dump is over the better
[+6] u/wafflepiezz: # “President Donald Trump just disclosed thousands of stock transactions through Office of Government Ethics filings, including purchases of Nvidia ($NVDA), Robinhood ($HOOD), Intel ($INTC), Palantir ($PLTR), SanDisk ($SNDK), GE Aerospace ($GE), and Dell Technologies ($DELL).”
[+6] u/BlackberryJolly4830: At this point SPY $800 before May ends
[+5] u/ValueOfADollar: looking at an old screenshot when NVDA was $134 and MSFT was still $409 LOL
[+5] u/suizman: Why is everything pumping so hard? I know, to fuck bears, but besides that?
[+5] u/GoogleKushforLunch: I just ate a double butter cheeseburger, onion rings, and sweet tea from Culver’s. What a time to be alive
[+5] u/Key-Employ-2049: Based on my knowledge in the market and seeing and experiencing these trends, I’m very bullish in these tech chip and ai stocks for a while. I wonder what the next trend will be
[+5] u/andsto2: Haven’t seen a crash like this since March
[+5] u/SighRamp: I literally bought MU calls at 11:50 today LFG!!!
[+5] u/isolated-cat: weren't H200 chips already allowed to be sold previously but China refused to buy?
"Despite US approvals, however, no deliveries have been made so far, as Beijing reportedly remains hesitant amid concerns over supply chain security, foreign tech dependencies, and support for its own domestic AI chip industry.
Complicating factors remain on the US side, too, as Chinese buyers need to certify that the chips will not be used for military purposes; Nvidia must certify sufficient US inventory; and the chips must physically pass through US territory under an arrangement negotiated by Trump, raising Chinese fears of tampering."
i like how NVDA pumped 200 billion on hopes and dreams
[+12] u/UnivalveX: if it ain't > +1% then consider it red these days
[+12] u/MadeThatCash: With silver falling, Dow high, and oil teetering on the brink of a huge drop, who else is waiting for 🌮 tweet on an oil truce 🥳
[+11] u/HorizonGaming: Blden is so stupid all he had to do was start a war and the economy would’ve been booming.
[+11] u/The_Albertino: Let’s assume that we started the year at SPY 700 With inflation alone (before growth) that puts us at 730+ and then the blowout earnings we’ve seen of 10-30% on mega caps it is not surprising we are at 750.
Idk why regards are so surprised. All that matters is money
[+10] u/HorizonGaming: I’m hanging up my gey bear era. I’m done making sense of this market. Big dick Shrek all the way baby here I come
[+10] u/jerky-: bers clutching tight their waifu body pillows, crying softly
[+9] u/carmeno22: Sold my spy calls, up 200% on the day
[+9] u/Cola_Dad: Cmon boys, wheres the SPY pump? Its the final minutes
[+9] u/tripstermcgee808: If yours 0dte gains last more than 4 hours please talk to your doctor
[+8] u/Harp-Note: I enjoy doing housework. Just wanted to get that out there.
[+8] u/heisenberg6118: Today could have been an email
[+7] u/No_Thought4106: picked up MSFT 📞 Brb in a couple days
[+7] u/ecoburner87: they're somehow pumping the US dollar while letting the air out of ALL metals and keeping stocks sky high
[+7] u/Necessary_Fly_9266: What is this? A limp pump?
[+7] u/Thin_Cat8817: just wait til 20y+ treasuries are 6%, then switch from shares to TLT and chill
[+7] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: I wish I could swap my credit score for my bank account balance lmao
[+6] u/MakeResonableChoices: You only need to avg 500 a day to pull 100k a year off your phone. 🦅🦅🦅
[+6] u/eireniconic: guh, why we crashin'?
[+6] u/syedhuda: bers finally destroyed the buls today taking the market from +1% to only +0.60% buls are wasted
[+6] u/sl3azebag: dont mind me! Just losing all the gains I had this week today!
[+6] u/OdynSon: So wat the actual fuk is going on with POET this entire month
[+6] u/ckami_91: Just wait until Buffett buys billions into the top
LMFAOOOO
[+6] u/Accomplished-Air4393: It's power hour, but there's no power.
[+5] u/elpresidentedeljunta: Would you please not tank stocks, I own? Appreciated.
[+5] u/deandotcom: Cash gang and afraid to buy the top. NO BALLS.