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[+39] u/FinalDevastation: Rip the guy who shorted Nbis 730k
[+33] u/awetfartruinedmylife: One day MSFT will pump +0.7% and you guys will feel real dumb for missing it
[+26] u/low-ranking_toilet: Microsoft is how your wife describes you to her friends
[+25] u/Cpryus: So turns out the bear market of may 12 (9-1 pm) is indeed over
[+22] u/GeoBro3649: Lmao big oooof to the guy who had $750k in poots on NBIS
[+20] u/aew2019: OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO YOU SICK FUCKS!
[+18] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Whoever bought puts on MU and NBIS thank you for your sacrifice
[+15] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/Alti23 made a bet that MSFT would go to 490.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 423.6 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 7 losses
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[+14] u/Zfreezy: #NBIS IM GOING TO CUM
[+14] u/PushAble2463: Pretty sure MSFT went bankrupt
[+14] u/McClintockC: Bulls and bears don't have to agree on everything
But I think we can all agree that ber r fuk
[+14] u/31andnotdone: why is everything green whats wrong with all of you
[+13] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: ***🫡*** Tom Addis ***🫡 SHORTED NBIS BY 730,000. WE SALUTE YOU WSB REGARD!***
[+13] u/No-Bee-4692: Remember when bears were allowed to make money for half a day yesterday? Hope they enjoyed it
[+12] u/PushAble2463: Kicked off my day with a +30 % trade on a swedish semiconductor stock I know absolutely nothing about, spent some of the profit on an excessively expensive hawaiian shirt hand-sown in Italy. Feeling lucky, open the casino
[+12] u/AgitatedJump8459: OK REGARDS, FOR THE ONES WHO DID NOT LEARN AND ARE NEW TO THE GAME: IF RED, BUY THE DIP AND HOLD! ITS THAT SIMPLE.
[+12] u/Zfreezy: #oh fuck NBIS don't stop I'm going to cum
[+12] u/WhoElseButMe_: Bad PPI was already priced in with CPI yesterday. Market will go up
[+11] u/Professional_Monkeys: MU at ath again like yesterday didnt even happen lmao
[+11] u/EnginrA: How my NBIS 150p lookin
[+10] u/Grand-Print-743: Glad i wasn't the one to short NBIS...
It's not looking like U/[TomAddis](https://www.reddit.com/user/TomAddis/) is buying his favourite E Girl's bathwater today
[+10] u/AccordingBee5821: NBIS 200 pre-market wow
[+10] u/Beneficial_Spot_4661: For 4 years, there has been a huge pothole on the bridge by my house. This morning, it was fixed.
Calls
[+10] u/TheGreedyGrabbler: As someone full-ported between RKLB, SLS, and NBIS. I am ready to tell my mom I may not be as retarded as she keeps telling everyone I am.
[+10] u/LegitimateShameHands: How is the 740k Nebius short doing? Lmfao
[+10] u/jda823: One day we will learn that 6 months of $100 oil is worse than 1 month of $140 oil.
Today is not that day.. calls
[+10] u/SoloOutdoor: I think i have huangvirus
[+10] u/IamyourfantasyX: MSFT is on Epstein list confirmed
[+9] u/Deadweight047: We need peace deal + imaginary billions of billions investments from Gyna
Don't fail me 🥭 look uncle Pooh deep in the eyes and give some compliments.
I'm ball deep in calls
[+9] u/dogefool88: Both MU and SNDK were founded by the same CEO who is now in China with the President
[+9] u/Psychological_Fly109: Brent at $108.. cool cool nothing to worry about
[+9] u/dabblesest: Idk why bers are crying you all had like 5 hours of winning yesterday. That should be enough to carry you to 2027
[+9] u/forsds: holy shit NBIS crushed earnings 220 EOD
[+9] u/Beneficial_Ad9547: NBIS to 225 before open?
[+9] u/ateranol: Joke's on you MSFT - I never actually wanted to make money anyways. Just in it for the love of the game.
[+9] u/No_Technician7914: Full porting spy calls today just for love of the game at this point
[+8] u/Shoganai_Hito: Jensen and his leather jacket singlehandedly saved the stock market just by hopping on a plane 🤌🏼
[+8] u/Vort3x7689: Absolute blowout earnings by nbis wow
[+8] u/mneymaker: WOAH SUCH EZ MONEY:
AFTER YESTERDAY TREMENDOUS BLOOD MARKET, ALL SMART MONEY BOUGHT 1DTE PUTS FOR THE INEVITABLE PPI REPORT THAT WILL BRING IT EVEN MORE DOWN
IT IS SO EASY RIGHT BEARS?
YOU HAVE THE MARKET IN YOUR FAVOR, RIGHT????
[+8] u/ScytherDOTA: I need spy to pump like 1% today so I can take a vacation, away from both work and from you regards
[+8] u/cyclingmania: Since I got married 3 years ago, I've developed both HPV and HSV. I can't believe I had them stay dormant waiting to show until after I got married. Now my wife thinks I'm cheating on her. Anywya, I'm gonna full port CSCO calls today.
[+8] u/knoqd_: $NBIS Q1’26 EARNINGS HIGHLIGHTS
🔹 Revenue: $399.0M (Est $388.57M) 🟢; +684% YoY
🔹 EPS: $2.11 (Est $(0.78)) 🟢
🔹 Adjusted EBITDA: $129.5M
🔹 Net Income From Continuing Operations: $621.2M
🔹 Adjusted Net Loss: $(100.3)M
[+8] u/Psychological_Fly109: Imagine the market cap of your company goes up over $100 billion because you hopped on a plane with a leather jacket
[+8] u/Cpryus: not to jump to conclusions but we are never getting more than -0.3% spy ever again so calls
[+8] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: mmmm yes we have already fucked the chinese out of Venezuelan oil, now we are working iran too. surely they will appreciate our actions and reward them with lucrative business deals. it’s not like they have been aiding iran militarily & otherwise since forever.
[+8] u/Sad_Estimate_6342: Market: Green
Microsuck: Red
[+8] u/Crazy_Donkies: Do we think this guy that shorted NBIS AT $730000 is going to be ok?
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/yIwvAypORC
[+8] u/yummbeereloaded: yk what, fuck it. Up is down, down is up, SPY 1000 end of month lets go
[+8] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: BABA missed EPS by 90% lmao
[+8] u/OpinionatedDeveloper: Have any of you even said thank you once?
[+8] u/Open_Waltz6902: LMAO just saw a post and the entire family are doctors. The youngest son is called Nasdaq Chen. 750 SPY EOD confirmed
[+8] u/AMX_revue: PPI leaked, MU 900eod
[+7] u/GiraffeBaron: So glad I held dram calls overnight
[+7] u/CEOofBeanz: New traders who dumped yesterday are punching the air
[+7] u/Psychological_Fly109: There are 3 certainties in life
Death
Taxes
MSFT going red
[+7] u/bringkiteback: Nothing is better than my morning piss out my ass
[+7] u/Dongkey_kong: MU under 5%, it’s so cooked
[+7] u/lolgoodone34: Msft and meta just permanently in the penalty box
[+7] u/LaserBeamer17: EOD price predictions for MU?
[+7] u/BriefAfternoon7590: Shit am I too late for NBIS
[+7] u/dabblesest: Holy fucking beat NBIS, rip put holders….
[+7] u/jerome-yellen: Since the start of his second term, Trump—with the help of staff—has posted at least 8,800 times on Truth Social, according to a Wall Street Journal analysis.
[+7] u/poopermacho: Nbis bros we fucking did it
[+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/BlackBlood4567 made a bet that NBIS would go to 210.0 within **1 week** when it was 177.29 and it did, congrats gigabrain.
Their record is now 5 wins and 1 losses
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[+7] u/Impossible_Top242: Oh my Micron baby bought calls from $708 and rode the rebound now we’re here holy shit
[+7] u/superzorenpogi: fck i paperhands my SPY 740c 1dte
[+7] u/Deadsea3132: My money is stuck in META and MSFT. Genuinely fuck you Cuck and Nutella
[+7] u/dabblesest: Whose turn is it to say “bers thot”?
Can it be mine?
[+7] u/hammerscribe98: I upvote everything that has 4 or 9 upvotes
>!Except bers!<
[+7] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: So today is MSFT and META’s turn I see 👀
[+6] u/prezzie2728: We still be inflationmaxxing
[+6] u/Maleficent-Paper4936: ░░░░░░███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▃ ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ I███████████████████]. ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤...
[+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: The fact we’ve got entire sectors that are red every fucking day bothers me.
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: Will 🥭 eat Chinese food though? Chicken feet
[+6] u/dogefool88: How are NBIS shorts doing? Shorting NBIS because IREN and CRWV didn’t do good was a bad idea
[+6] u/likamuka: U.S. Dollar share of global foreign currency reserves have fallen to its lowest level this century
3 lost decades
[+6] u/Karl-Levin: Just sold most of my oil calls. I got out green but could have been better.
I am still bullish on oil but got sick of fake Axios headlines wrecking my portfolio every week. Gotta quit the casino while you are winning.
[+6] u/ImLemonized: NEBIUS WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU - Jensen Huang
[+6] u/TreGet234: Why buy and hold a stock for months to get a +30% when you can do the same week after week with itm weeklies?
[+6] u/PinPsychological82: Ahh yes. I love when none of my stocks run up in this generational run but they will feel the pain when it falls
[+6] u/dabblesest: So I gotta wait til 8:30 to find out if we go to 745 or 750?
[+6] u/Datsyuk131313: To NBIS bers - fuk your puts
[+6] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: how hilarious would a truth coming out saying “so because of XYZ, this plane will be turning around”
[+6] u/_IMF_: Why does microsoft keep drilling???
[+6] u/civillyRange: The "Sell" Rating Disappearance: Globally, less than 5% to 10% of all analyst ratings are "Sell" or "Underperform." The vast majority are "Buy" or "Hold."
Pure nuclear grade regardium the îsrăéĺìș might start bombing analysts
[+6] u/Michikusa: Should I dump my dkng position (down 8%) and dump into MU
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: HOLD THE LINE (in case theres a dip later today, im off to work guys see you tonight)
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: So OKLO hits their revenue guidance target of $0 and it doesn’t rip 30%?? What’s the point of meeting guidance then???
[+6] u/svpa3991: Sigh Msft isn’t a real stock. Another day on the sidelines
[+6] u/hammerscribe98: Upvoting anything tangentially related to $SONY to manufacture hype
[+6] u/ateranol: Don't worry MSFT, you go when you are ready :)
[+6] u/MoodClassic6730: Sam Altman is the anti christ.
OPENAI must die before MSFT can heal.
Currently it is a host for the demon seed.
[+6] u/uno_novaterra: Not looking good for NBIS bear guy
[+6] u/jfwelll: Bought micron in the low 100, sold it at 365, bought nbis at 67, sold it at 125 , bought rgti at 2.30, sold at 6
Im a paperhanded bitch
[+6] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: Mango falling down the AF1 stairs would be comedy gold.
[+5] u/Away-Organization747: We making money today.. bears r fuk
[+5] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: *Sell in May and go away* has been delayed again for two weeks. - Axios
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **BER R FUK** No cap on god fr fr
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: MSFT keep taking L’s lmao
[+5] u/Grand-Print-743: Would not want to be Micro or Soft
[+5] u/Superente_: Beautiful Retail Bull trap. Well played, MMs.
[+5] u/metamorphosis: 700k short guy is cooked
[+5] u/tiny_toof: You got to be kidding me I’m so happy
[+5] u/mneymaker: Poor NBIS put holders
[+5] u/No_Fig_7835: So does DJT think Xi is going to be like intimidated by his plane full of nerds?
[+5] u/Numerous_Two_102: You know the drill. Inline, melt up
[+5] u/ThouOne: NBIS will take care of you
[+5] u/Psychological_Fly109: We have a lot of EIA oil + refinery data coming out an hour after market open - you have been warned
[+5] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Chairman Xi. Give us spy 750 eod.
[+5] u/raisedeyebrow4891: NVDA clearly going to $20 trillion
[+5] u/Single-Adeptness-769: Please hold and or keep going NVDA, I need these weeklies to print so bad
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: Houston, we have a pump!
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: You know we are pumping when even ASTS is green
[+5] u/YeezyThoughtMe: If only Tsla went to $500 today. But that’s like asking Jezus to turn my ex into solid gold
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Everyone who bought Microsoft the last few years will be thrilled when they are able to buy more at $20 soon. Dog shit company circling the drain. They need a handsome boy like Elon to take over.
[+5] u/1foxyboi: Woke up rock hard because of RKLB
[+5] u/Phyrexia606: Where is the guy who shorted Nebius?
[+5] u/Bananaskovitch: What happens when MU reaches 1000$? Everybody sell?
[+5] u/Altair82: sorry about your puts
[+5] u/zer0_chance284: I KNEW LUNR WOULD HIT $35 AND EVERYONE WAS TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS LOSING MY MIND
[+5] u/Nuubae: ASTS will hit $100 tmr but I can't tell you guys why otherwise im in big trouble
[+5] u/Accurate-Flow8078: FML I sold NBIS at 110 or some shit
[+5] u/ConsistentPost2601: Happy $NBIS day to all those who celebrate
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: Qcom is gonna make a run to get back to where it was around 240. Anyone looking for a play...Qcom is where its at
[+5] u/Midnite_07: ASTS going over $80 today
[+5] u/vermilli21: Can you rent out data centers on your acres of land?
[+5] u/Think-Cobbler-8797: Which of you sold yesterday
[+5] u/TumeloNtja: MU Staying its coarse! Loving it
[+30] u/fewthingsarerelated: Bought 6x MU $725c at 12:15 yesterday.
Was down five or six grand after it kept falling, then was back to break even. Up $16k by market close yesterday. Decided to be greedy and hold overnight...
OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO
[+25] u/unique_ptr: Axios:
>BREAKING: The United States to supply advanced chips and lift tariffs in exchange for becoming China's twenty-fourth province in major new mega-deal, per sources
[+20] u/aquaticsardonic: Can we open an hour early today plz I'm tired of masturbating
[+19] u/Fantastic_Pirate3948: MU bols, I expect a thank you for my donation.
[+19] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Why don’t poor people just buy stocks
[+18] u/ripcord51: it's hard to believe we have had a bad relationship with china ever since Juntao kidnapped Han's daughter in Rush Hour
[+18] u/Vegetable-Big3545: nbis made me 100k at 25 imma go buy an m4 now and ruin my financial future
[+18] u/BlackKnightsOptions: I thought you guys were joking about 6% yikes
[+18] u/ActiveRelevant: everytime i see some regard here make life-changing money and i try the same and i just lose everything instead
[+16] u/TonyAngelinoOFAH: I'm terrible at trading/investing. Can MU just go straight to 1000 please.
[+16] u/Iunatic: NBIS 10xed this past year because I sold 1000 shares at 24, and RKLB 5xed because I sold 2500 shares at 21. You're welcome everyone
[+16] u/whitepug: US PPI YoY Actual 6% (Forecast 4.8%, Previous 4.0%, Revised 4.3%)
US PPI MoM Actual 1.4% (Forecast 0.5%, Previous 0.5%, Revised 0.7%)
US Core PPI YoY Actual 5.2% (Forecast 4.3%, Previous 3.8%, Revised 4%)
US Core PPI MoM Actual 1% (Forecast 0.3%, Previous 0.1%, Revised 0.2%)
[+16] u/Fit_Ad_8173: Holy shit, thats bad news lol.
SPY 750 today
[+14] u/whitepug: US PPI (YOY) (APR) ACTUAL: 6.0% VS 4.0% PREVIOUS; EST 4.8%
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK
[+13] u/Any_Bluebird1765: Mr Xi, tear down this wall!
[+13] u/spudbro00: If this shit is green today after that hot print yesterday and V for no reason and then after this PPI print, I’m never buying puts again
[+13] u/Disastrous_Cicada_41: so dump to 730 and then V back to 735 like nothing happened?
[+12] u/kodaksdad2020: “My meeting with China may have been THE best meeting in history. My good friend XI said WOW what a stock market you have, probably THE BEST stock market we have ever seen. He said look at all these smart people you have brought may we keep them? I said no these are our BEST PEOPLE. They make our stock market go so high.
You may keep Tim Apple though. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER”
[+12] u/Comprehensive_Act: They cooked cpi but forgot to cook ppi lmaoooo
[+12] u/Traditional-Fan-3391: MU is still up 5% premarket lmfao
[+12] u/spellbadgrammargood: economy is so messed up scammers went from "You won the lottery!" to "Remote job opening, $18/hr"
[+12] u/puts_every_day: "Market inches high as 6% inflation is better than 10%, that also could've easilyhappened"
Headline at the end of the day
[+12] u/tristis_veritas: >***Core inflation came in at 5.2%***, hotter than estimates of 4.3% and previous month's 4% revised gain.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/live/stock-market-today-dow-sp-500-nasdaq-futures-mixed-as-ppi-inflation-data-comes-in-hot-223045164.html
Cooked numbers + even stripping out Iran War energy costs are this hot.
And Fed is still fucking printing $40B a month like regards.
[+11] u/the_mind_goblin1: micron has such incredible retard strength man, wow...
[+11] u/NotRllytho: Elon Rocket. Tim Apple. Jensen Chip.
[+11] u/big-baller-47: MU 1000 EOW NOT A JOKE ANYMORE
[+11] u/teh_herper: The great financial crisis of 8:31-8:34 AM
[+11] u/zlordbeats: ppi ruined our premarket gains FUCK
now we gotta wait a few hours to recoup the losses LOL
[+11] u/grimandnordic1: PPI so hot SPY tanked back to levels not seen since.... yesterday's close
[+11] u/caliwillbemine: 2022 taught us 10% inflation only pushes equities higher.
We will eat ice soup before we stop pumping every dime we have into the market.
[+11] u/ConclusionEven6917: This market is fucked, inflation going ballistic and fed losing control of the yields. Feels like either Trump will have to admit defeat and accept whatever deal Iran wants to end the war, or the fed might have to start intervening (unless they blame this on transitory inflation from oil that they cannot do anything like Powell did with tariffs).
[+11] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: This is 2 day of really bad data. Time to gamble on puts and then later say market manipulation
[+11] u/Low_Truck_7049: if markets are green today, its rigged af
[+10] u/Initial-Magazine2169: The other day someone commented:
"Retards just keep spawning".
It's lived in my head ever since.
[+10] u/GalacticNecterine: Barron:
Siri, play “Donald trump” by Mac miller for the 767,232 time
[+10] u/Low_Truck_7049: imagine not buying the MU and SNDK dip yesterday
[+10] u/fredditf: PPI (MoM) (Apr) 1.4% vs 0.5% EST
Core PPI (MoM) (Apr) 1.0% vs 0.3% EST
[+10] u/Fernyfern7: I'd like to return this report it's not cooked
[+10] u/kaapooj: PPI
1.4% m/m est. 0.5%
6% y/y est. 4.8%
[+10] u/Wowmuchrya: Wow terrible ppi and cpi fuckin blew who woulda guessed.
Anyways ignore it and buy semiconductors who cares.
[+10] u/PocaMadre69: SPY is barely red on the worst inflation reading imaginable
[+10] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: Insanely low drop for such bad numbers. Bears cant win lol
[+10] u/Athien: Just remember: what goes dump must always go pump
Newtons 3rd law of thermoregarded
[+10] u/Gorm_the_Old: Wait, a war in the Middle East has led to higher oil prices? And that's leading to higher prices across the board? I never would have guessed!
\- U.S. investors
[+10] u/-0x00000000: Drink some water my hydrohomies.
[+10] u/CGPictures: The corporate masters of the media have cnbc glossing over the PPI to keep reporting on every dull moment blow by blow of Jensen Huang joining the other American oligarchs on their little Chinese vacation. Feels like the market is designed to pump today.
[+9] u/CheeryGeoDuck55: FUCK EVERY SINGLE NBIS BER THATS RIGHT SUCK MY FAT ONE
[+9] u/shutnr: People saying why is MU dropping and it’s up 5% have literally never seen a red day
[+9] u/OkEnd9276: They are arriving in China at night and going straight to the hotel to sleep? Couldn’t they just sleep on the plane and land in the morning. What a waste of time
[+9] u/RisingToMediocrity: I just bought MU. You have all been warned.
[+9] u/VotedOut: In a way, I kind of wish I had been born more irrational and retarded...
Because then I'd be making a lot more money in this market that rewards those qualities.
[+9] u/Appropriate_One_4273: Stop being bitter and just joining the semi/memory party
[+9] u/big-baller-47: MU 1000 EOD fk it BOLS strong
[+9] u/Teckel22: **OIL PRICES LITERALLY WENT UP 80%**
HOW THE FUCK DID ANYONE THINK THIS WOULD NOT CAUSE INFLATION
THERE'S A SILVER LINING THOUGH. STOCKS WILL GO UP TO THE MOON BECAUSE THE FED WILL NOT RAISE RATES
[+9] u/Future_Light_8571: Where are my MU bols who didn’t get shaken out yesterday? 💪
[+9] u/kyndrid_: My calls went from about to print to “fak”
[+9] u/Mean_Potential8658: what the fuck does ppi have to do with MU
[+9] u/cryptohorn: No I don't think about Americans financial situation
[+9] u/Zerkron: Bears had me thinking SPY’s down 2% premarket when it’s just flat lol
[+9] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Who gives a fuck about inflation, slash interest rates and let’s get this economy ripping. You can’t have stagflation is there’s no stag
[+9] u/teh_herper: Micron down to levels not seen since 4 am
[+9] u/FabulousLanguage6216: But is fine guys, pump it because a 5.5 trillion market cap CEO just went on a plane to China
[+9] u/Fhyzikz: Good thing PPI only affects MSFT. I was worried for a second
[+9] u/8v2HokiePokie8v2: I’m not asking for much really…just for a stock up 3500% this year to go up another 10% this week. Like, come on
[+9] u/FaythDarkHeart: K let go of muu in premarket incase we dip I'm a pussy
[+9] u/Initial-Magazine2169: Only thing I want from mango on this trip is another clip of him audibly shitting his pants next to Xi.
[+8] u/Prestigious-Fix8154: SNDK and MU are looking for ATH again
[+8] u/kawkface: The AI summary that Robinhood provides on $MU mentions wallstreetbets LMAO
[+8] u/Valkorion335786: Never sell your MU shares, take securities based loans against it instead so you don't lose exposure to future gains or get taxed on capital gains.
If MU ever tanks and you get margin called just the board lmao
[+8] u/KingRog85: MUuuuuuuuuuuu says the cow
[+8] u/7mceleven: Elon looking acoustic as usual
[+8] u/Straight_fromLA: I’m here for my daily bol MU echo chamber
[+8] u/Emilio___Molestevez: MUSCLE MILK PRO AND PROTEIN PANCAKES FOR MY KIDS THIS MORNING
THEIR FATHER IS AN AI BULL
[+8] u/ElkQuiet1541: oil is crashing yet every american oil company CEO is saying oil reserves are depleting... what is happening?
[+8] u/Infinite-Anybody204: About to be the greenest day of our lives
[+8] u/youyololiveonce: You do know that all the data is being manipulated right? RADIOACTIVE GREEN by open
[+8] u/SatoriKind: Lmao
US APRIL PRODUCER PRICES RISE 1.4% M/M; EST. +0.5%
US APRIL PRODUCER PRICES RISE 6% Y/Y; EST. +4.9%
US APRIL CORE PPI RISES 1% M/M; EST. +0.3%
US APRIL CORE PPI RISES 5.2% Y/Y; EST. +4.3%
[+8] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: How do you miss estimates by 300%?!
[+8] u/SilentExtinction: in case you're wondering what that trip to china is a distraction from lmao
[+8] u/Such_Coin: I just PPI''d in my pants
[+8] u/jasperCrow: #It was all priced in. Calls LMAO 🤌
[+8] u/Il_Significance3146: Believe it or not, calls
[+8] u/Terrible_Act688: 🥭 gonna be pissed when he finds out someone put out the real data while he was in China.
[+8] u/_AnecdotalEvidence_: Imagine how bad the real numbers are if these are the cooked ones lol
[+8] u/jasperCrow: Higher inflation = higher than expected earnings
[+8] u/CUbuffGuy: Inflation just means equities will be priced higher dumb bers...
Need more shit dollars to equal the value of a share. The value of the share doesn't change, so the amount of dollars will increase.
Inflation up, price will go up due to value. Inflation down, lower interest rates = free money to invest = stocks go up.
This is unironically how it works, get in unless your options expire in less than a week. This bitch truly only goes up.
[+8] u/2020isgreat: Oil affects inflation numbers??? When did this happen?
[+8] u/gkdjsl: It's OK, somehow MU will go up another 8% today
[+8] u/puts_every_day: Annual core inflation 6%
Bols: I should buy more semis
Can't make this shit up 🤣🤣
[+8] u/oldprecision: Who could have predicted that higher oil prices make everything else more expensive?
[+8] u/financiallythriving: Computa, activate cock and ball torture sequence on the bulls
[+8] u/GalacticNecterine: Boss makes a dollar and I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time!
Edit: thanks for the award!!!
[+8] u/Fhyzikz: QQQ STOP DRILLING. I WAS GOING TO HAVE 1K AT OPEN AND NOW I WILL ONLY HAVE LIKE 200 AT OPEN FUUUUUUUU
[+8] u/Successful-End7689: China really timed the Donnie invite perfectly right before a dogshit PPI print drops...4D chess lmao
[+8] u/42thefloor2011: And this is the data these fucking grifters cooked! Imagine how bad it is uncooked
[+8] u/Athien: Why is everyone talking about Proton Pump Inhibitors (PPI)? Everyone’s heartburn that bad?
[+7] u/zug_moneycomes: Keep strong retards winter is coming
[+7] u/yesnoanon123: Reminder that money doesn’t matter and we’re all going to die.
[+7] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: SK Hynix up and over 7%
[+7] u/Throwaway1021920087: MU 😹 you can't make this shit up
[+7] u/rioferdy838: "Nebius will take care of you"
\-Jensen
[+7] u/DragonFruit-_-777: BEARS REALLY THOUGHT THAT THE CRASH WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN LOL
[+7] u/xeuropa: NBIS MU RKLB😮💨😮💨😮💨🤌🤌🤌
[+7] u/cgonz15: Chat I have MU 900c 5/15 expiry, do i sell at open or diamond hands it
[+7] u/Legendary-Lemon: Holy fuck what is this PPI
[+7] u/JellyfishFestival: The Battle of Today is:
Look at all that bad and inflationary data vs.
There's stuff going on and there might be a "deal" announced on something. Any deal.
Sounds like a familiar one.
[+7] u/Aphelion27: PPI 1.4 vs 0.5 expected.
SPY: MEH
[+7] u/Stryker9110: THIS MARKET WILL CLOSE +3%. EVERY DAY BULLS MAKE MONEY WHILE BEARS WEEP. NOTHING HAS CHANGED. REGARD STRENGTH IS ALWAYS STRONGER THAN LOGIC
[+7] u/Master-Stranger8908: Whatever bears ! I’m still gonna buy more calls 🤸🏽♀️
[+7] u/maomaocat: is this a -2% day? I can't tell how anything works any more.
[+7] u/Cybermeld: Puts at open, calls at 1pm?
[+7] u/Past-Pepper-863: No way they made my calls cheaper to buy
[+7] u/WorkingHorror99: 🥭 in 🇨🇳 > PPI. More calls
[+7] u/Muted-South4737: Did anyone have PPI calls? They would've 10x'ed LMAO
[+7] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: MSFT makes me so angry and I don’t even own it anymore
[+7] u/puts_every_day: Pre-market volume is serious. Much stronger than CPI results.
[+7] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Kevin washmynuts is gonna have a long 4 years lmfao
[+7] u/teh_herper: # OPEN THE DAMN CASINO AND LET ME LOAD UP
[+7] u/Top-Sir-1215: I’m calling the top on micron(because I sold yesterday and I’m not buying back in)
[+7] u/OffTheBananaBoat: Loading up on NVDA calls
[+7] u/jahdyudnwl: All my homies disregard PPI
[+7] u/Marshmallowmind2: Mu holder.... Am I cooked?
[+7] u/Ok_Dot8050: PPI 6%, OMG. Lol, no one cares, Calls it is.
[+7] u/spectra444: Is it just me or is the ”puts_every_day” guy the most universally hated person in this thread 🤣
[+7] u/52isabeast: Bad bitch booty swole
[+7] u/Revolutionary-Owl766: Either they forgot to cook the numbers this morning or they did cook them and we are extra super fucked
[+7] u/-medicalthrowaway-: I have never traded msft in my life, because it’s always been just so fucking boring
[+7] u/The_Cornwallis: Just proves futures are fake
[+6] u/alphawafflejack: So glad I dropped like 50K into ASTS and RKLB a while back but only $10K into NBIS
[+6] u/dbgtboi: How is BULL going down in a bull market? Tf
[+6] u/1moreloser: Money isn't everything and what it can't buy I dont need
[+6] u/FaythDarkHeart: If this all fades by open I'm going to be sad.
[+6] u/jeffynihao: I fucked up by picking HOOD instead of NBIS when it was both 75
[+6] u/KingRog85: Today feels like a face melting rally up
[+6] u/cannythecat: Im not wrong just early burry says in 2028 as spy hits 1000
[+6] u/Wows_Nightly_News: 🥭:"So tell me about this whole concubine thing. Are they young?"
[+6] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Can someone tell me the last time tech come out with something profitable/useful that people actually like? Or is it just the data gathering arm of the federal government now?
[+6] u/Terrible_Act688: China is straight playing 🥭....they know he likes the admiration. USA is cooked.
[+6] u/big-baller-47: Imagine not buying MU at 710 yesterday haha
[+6] u/boglemydingleregard: Actually woke up before open today. That means there won't be a dump at open and all I need to do is hold my positions. You're all welcome. 🥂
[+6] u/big-baller-47: MU stuntin on these hoes
[+6] u/Appropriate_One_4273: Bers realizing the trend is still very much intact
[+6] u/Round-Huckleberry570: With NBIS now my entire ticker list since January has now gone up minimum of 100% unfortunately I’ve been balls deep in RDDT so I haven’t bought a single fucking share fuck me fuck me fuck me
[+6] u/Vegetable-Big3545: NBIS X DRAM X ASTS X RKLB is this year play idc what yall say <3333333
[+6] u/Tautol0gic: Someone tell those GMEtards that if they had just full ported into semis they wouldve had their equivalent of a MOASS lol
[+6] u/Infinite-Meet: higher prices and inflation = calls
[+6] u/trsx5: lmao... 6% holy shit
[+6] u/potato111a: PP In BUL'S ASS LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/MufasasParachute: ITS TRANSITORY! LOOK THROUGH IT!
[+6] u/Waittoyouseemyclis: Selling goog and full porting DRAM
[+6] u/Bam2458: 10 YEAR IS LOOKING A LITTLE YIPPY
[+6] u/oldprecision: Woah, how'd that number see the light of day? Mango going to fire someone.
[+6] u/powerboner: Guys please everything is fake. 750 EOD
[+6] u/BillyShears2015: PPI hotter than the face of the sun
[+6] u/xeuropa: One of the worst PPI in a while
[+6] u/Such_Coin: To be fair, the market gives 0 fucks about oil doubling, rates cuts vaporized, skyrocketing debt, etc. So 6% inflation probably doesn't matter either...
[+6] u/GalacticNecterine: So the RKLB calls I sold last week for $6 are now $25 and I think I’m sick
[+6] u/WollopDollop: PPI is a problem when you've presold your production the next year or two, Sandick
[+6] u/Ble_h: When TACO isn’t around, they can release the real numbers.
[+6] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: Is this the great PP crash of '26?
[+6] u/and188aa: if you think some numbers will change anything you are clueless. the only reason we are not at ATH is because the market is not open yet
[+6] u/Icy-Tea-2954: The dilemma here - do you convert equities to cash? No because cash is becoming worthless. Do you use cash to buy bonds? No because rates won’t go up fast enough. So, answer is, buy stocks.
[+6] u/hermeskino715: If this shit bounces again like yesterday, rigged
[+6] u/jasperCrow: Ber think the best way to fight inflation is to sell equities and sit in cash 😂🤌
[+6] u/veryveryuniquename5: bers pls have mercy i was joking LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/WooWheee: WAIT WAIT WAIT WE EXPECTED 0.6? WE GOT FUCKING 6.0??? LMFAOOOO
[+6] u/RDDT_100P: Higher supplier costs, higher goods prices, higher record profits, higher stock prices
[+6] u/Spiritual_Storm7363: Please go back up… let me sell my calls first lol
[+6] u/the_mind_goblin1: Holy shit that PPI is truly heinous.
#BUY MORE CALLS
[+6] u/Verghaust: Sssh...top secret insider tip. MU
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Only missed monthly by 1% three times so far this year, probably nothing
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: 1.5% inflation is target! We did it!
[+6] u/cgonz15: SPY could flush at open but V is inevitable
[+6] u/Bichael-Murry: this market needs a nice 30% correction tbh
[+6] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: For a brief moment MU spelled out BOOBS in numbers like how we did on old school calculators
Bullish.
[+6] u/kingsbori: I remember when micron was 80$ and I thought I missed the train already
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: Trying to take up two lanes to keep people from zipper merging in a state as Republican as I am in rn is dangerous bro.. lotta guns in consoles lmao. People are wild. Too early to care this much
[+6] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Mango going to gyna with all these billionaire CEO's really drives it home how he's for the working class.....
[+6] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: OK, its gonna dump when casino opens
[+6] u/the_mind_goblin1: "sell your assets during periods of high inflation" said fucking nobody. Buy calls retards
[+6] u/uncsucks: That is a genuinely terrible PPI print
[+6] u/WannabEngineer: 🥭 left Melania the keys and this is how she repays him?!
[+6] u/Weak_Ostrich459: And I sold NBIS at $130 😭
[+6] u/BlueYokoWorld: all the fomo buyers getting slaughtered
[+6] u/Leather_Floor8725: Market is gonna tank
[+6] u/spudbro00: Fed once again going to say let’s wait and see for more data like they did Covid and have inflation rip at 10% and a starter home cost a million dollars in Alabama
[+6] u/Serious-Grapefruit20: Fear by open
Greed by close
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: Ladies and gentlemen. We have been rug-pulled.
[+6] u/shindiggaa: Fake and gay dump. 🇺🇸 don't care about dumb economic data.
[+6] u/ValueOfADollar: I wonder if MSFT is pricing in a world war 10 years from now
[+6] u/Such_Net_8839: How much nbis and dram do I need to own to retire by next year
[+6] u/TheYearGuesser: I hear hes lined up a meeting with General Tsao
[+5] u/stonksf: Going to be a massive bull trap at open
[+5] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: And just like that, it's like inflation data never happened.
Fucking clown ass bubble market.
[+5] u/hv876: GOOG, baby, I know you’ve gone up 40% in 6 weeks but youz a Ferrari, we don’t need you to be a Toyota like NVDA.
[+5] u/lovelylvyne: Elon said only he and Jensen on AF1, so they have half day to discuss potential Terafab partnership?
[+5] u/Bxdwfl: Reminder that inflation is only bad for the poor, and the poor don't own stocks
[+5] u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut: Better be long.
🥭 said the markets are gonna skyrocket.
[+5] u/anjuna-freak: Yes I am still team full port NBIS, yes I am still rich, thanks for listening
[+5] u/yoloswaggggggggg: IREN deploying more tactical nukes into Ber anoo
[+5] u/bols_are_cooked: 1. Invade Iran
2. Give them total control over a global trade line
3. Sell your MIC to china
[+5] u/powerboner: On Friday I cried that I bought MSFT and didn’t follow the trend. Yesterday I sold and all my salvage went into MU and SOXL…best decision ever
[+5] u/Independent-Chef-169: Is NBIS the next AI stock to pull a SNDK
[+5] u/Alternative_Rule6208: In this market if anything crash, just buy.
EOSE, POET, WOLF
[+5] u/Warmake: Sells off all day into a gap up overnight lol. This admin and MMs laughing at the bank.
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Those MU 1000 jan 27 calls you could have bought for 12k yday have doubled
[+5] u/Red_V_Standing_By: Where’s the smug, “I told you so” crowd that was in here yesterday…
[+5] u/ripcord51: Elon and Mango kiss and make up?
[+5] u/lionkevin713: Bears had their black Tuesday and it got wiped out well before market open lmao
[+5] u/EstablishmentGlum391: Rocket Labs has me hard as a rock
[+5] u/EstablishmentGlum391: I just enabled margin after turning $300 in $8k on robinhood… what should I do with the $4000 margin? I’m regarded
[+5] u/veryveryuniquename5: recession over back to KILLING these bers LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/rand_walking_charts: Bears thought 😂…sorry, just practicing
[+5] u/SoothingWafer: lol at the guy that shorted NBIS for like 3/4 of a million dollars
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: How stupid was that not to buy qqq calls when it was below 700 yesterday?!
[+5] u/lupinle1: AI told me PPI means Proton Pump Inhibitors. Pump it is.
[+5] u/Vegetable-Big3545: THANK YOU NBIS, WSB CAN I GET A USED LEXUS TO FLEX PLEASE !
[+5] u/idontcare111: Red. The official color of MSFT
[+5] u/No-Put2311: I may be sad about paperhanding MU yesterday but at least I don't own MSFT
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Who the NBIS puts guy? In 1 hour kiss that port goodbye.
[+5] u/12301923: NBIS is an absolutely generational buy im gonna cum - this thing will hit $200b mkt cap in the future
[+5] u/zlordbeats: NBIS BITCHES CHECKMATE
[+5] u/veryveryuniquename5: Lisa Su is buying shintel, half cash half stock LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: 🥭 in friends are in china now and about to go live. Don’t be short 💋
[+5] u/Apple2o: SITTING IN MiCROSLOP WHiLE THE WORLD PASSES ME BY
[+5] u/enc-nyc: PPI hot, no way calls print today
[+5] u/cgonz15: SPY oh no baby what is u doin
[+5] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Lmao, the great inflation back again
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: If that won't bring us down nothing will
[+5] u/veryveryuniquename5: PPI cant stop amd lets be real LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/BepisHasAutism: If you don’t think the market won’t just go up, you haven’t been here lately
[+5] u/caprividog: Ah....2022 flashbacks
[+5] u/RegardMode: It’s going to V, we don’t fall off a cliff anymore
[+5] u/jasperCrow: Which SPY are bears looking at? The one I see is only down -0.02%
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: How's this shit not -1.5%
[+5] u/housemouse431: there will be a taco and enchilada soon, mango is allergic to elevated yields.
[+5] u/Andymilez: Interest rates are going up
[+5] u/zlordbeats: the algos are programmed to buy dips
[+5] u/Warmake: Brutal PPI and market doesn’t care. So disconnected from reality lmao.
[+5] u/jasperCrow: Breaking: Ber now hallucinating the SPY is crashing.
[+5] u/Warriorslost3-1lead: New ATH today bears are regards
[+5] u/Ujmnhy152: Really bad CPI numbers… CALLS
[+5] u/icein2017: I don’t get why PPI or CPI would matter when semi’s are propping the market up anyway
[+5] u/jasperCrow: Ber think people are surprised PPI was high 😂
[+5] u/Quick_Rent_Now: Inflation = stocks cost more, so naturally SPY +5.1% today
[+5] u/hv876: Mods can’t even get a post on PPI in time. AI should take their jobs away.
[+5] u/Gullible_Ad3785: Holy shit that PPI number. They expected 0.5% to 0.7 % and got a 6%. That's...a lot to look through and have priced in.
[+5] u/SnoStrm: Just ignore the bearish print and it’ll go away by lunch
[+5] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Seems like someone took the needle off the record
[+5] u/benj760486: Boss was gone they forgot to cook the books
[+5] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: okay, so people will think it will crash like yesterday,
so buy puts, but it will keep ripping. I WILL BUY PUTS for the team
CALLS EVERYONE
[+5] u/-medicalthrowaway-: They stopped even bothering to cook the data now that warsh is in
[+5] u/eiloop: These numbers did not look good
[+5] u/GalacticNecterine: Does anyone get imposter syndrome being a trader? Like, 99% of the people in my life have no clue I trade back and forth thousands of dollars on the internet. My wife does, but she has no clue what I even do, she just likes it when she gets new gadgets from the proceeds.
[+5] u/ILikePastuh: She said my pp is perfect she didn’t say it was big. Am I cooked chat
[+5] u/BurstingTitan88: 🥭 fired Powell just in time to say inflation is \*transitory\*
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: Imagine cooking THESE PPI numbers
[+5] u/killainvest: Turn it off and turn it back on again
[+5] u/Jinhe0529: Why is SPY red, it should be illegal
[+5] u/Prior-Firefighter-20: Who's taking the dump pre market?
[+5] u/Early-Elderberry-150: Did PPI just kill the rally
[+5] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: That PPI was hot hot lol damn
[+5] u/txholdem: if i were jensen, i would have publicly rejected the invitation. he was not on the list of 15 ceo's - no due respect for the largest company.
[+5] u/gimmethatdough: Market will forget PPI by open
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: WE NEED TO BE ABLE TO TRADE OPTIONS OUTSIDE MARKET HOURS OR I WILL SWITCH TO 3X ETFS INSTEAD
[+5] u/DOKTANO: This old dude on CNBC is the wwwooorrrsssttt
[+5] u/yc80s: Feels like a -%2 day
[+5] u/BillyShears2015: Higher PPI = Higher Revenue
[+5] u/Benromaniac: Do you think we'll ever find any real intelligent life out there?
[+5] u/Heavy-Imagination506: # what did mango say
[+5] u/Standard-Top-5942: so how much did the nbius guy lose? more than 700k?
[+5] u/Helios-Sol: #everything runs but my port 😔
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: I got this hella messcan friend who works in the west Texas oil fields and they keep sending his desert ass to North Dakota in the winter and Louisiana in the summer lmao. Getting weather fucked no matter what
[+5] u/No-Put2311: Please dump it again I promise I will buy you back MU
[+5] u/John-AtlasGames: So, a PPI hotter than CPI means either that CPI needs to catch up or margins are squeezed. Or costs are cut elsewhere -- layoffs, reduced capex, whatever. Right?
[+5] u/Juidawg: Literally no one could hardly give a fuck less. Can’t wait to buy calls at open. I’ll be delighted to average down later in the session.
[+5] u/Iron-condor-6050: The infamous words, my calls are fck’d.
[+5] u/SwearImNOTacuck: ASTS gonna pick up soon
[+5] u/Wowmuchrya: Script for the day:
Ppi comes in hot -> -1%
Forget by 1 PM EST (after they’re done with lunch and calls get killed from theta) -> Buy it all back +1.2%
[+5] u/sleepygarner: Don't trust the market, so I will buy calls.
[+5] u/Lbuck24: lol Litterally beat me there
[+5] u/Educational_Wall3926: Here is a good explanation for why gold will tank in the next 30 days https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&list=RDdQw4w9WgXcQ&start_radio=1
[+5] u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut: 🥭 said stocks are gonna skyrocket
[+5] u/ez399017: When I lose money I get called a loser and a degenerate but when NBIS does it, it’s great and is going to the moon.
[+5] u/Ujmnhy152: Sitting on a 720 MU call that I got on the cheap yesterday for $28.30 😏
[+5] u/Keeltoodeep: Jensen to China with Trump
[+21] u/IcyDiver3484: "dad, how did you survive the May 13th, 2026 7:59-8:03 central time recession?"
[+19] u/burnerAccountDuh24: Ahh some fresh new economic data to ignore
[+17] u/OnceALoser: Imagine your first day as a Fed chair and your boss wants you to lower the rates. Then you see these PPI numbers on screen. Good luck Warsh 🤣
[+16] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #YOU, yes YOU, are not Bullish enough
[+15] u/Burtonwurton: Hahah I know CNBC hosts are WSB members because this one fuck just said Tim Apple of AAPL.
[+15] u/ddrsdght: “Confucius say, ‘Profit with inflation is like wife with silicone boobs.’”
-Xi
[+14] u/cloudsofgrey: Don't worry Mango man said he isn't thinking about any Americans finances and doesn't think about us at all. The red hot inflation doesn't bother him in the slightest.
[+14] u/JuicyJohnny69: Oh no money is worth less!!! Let me pivot to cash and sell my 100B+ revenue generating MU. You bears make me laugh hahaha
[+14] u/tropicalia84: # BEARS ACTUALLY FUCKING THOUGHT
# LMAOOOOO
#
[+14] u/Same_Bag711: Genuinely stunning how CPI and PPI reports are awful, sleepy mango is openly corrupt and posts AI nonsense at 5 AM, ongoing war, but that one subreddit ignores this and just spends all their time looking for the next immigrant that murders someone to post as a “gotcha”
[+13] u/BeepBoopDep: FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND BUY EVERYTHING
[+13] u/Memento_mori9608: Loading up on NVDA at open.
[+13] u/Comfortable-Gap-9775: computa make dis market hit ATHs and make all da bers super gey and horny
[+13] u/ryzetard: oh well, some useless PPI data cant stop the fucking pump.
[+13] u/nzholtok: We are ripping today aren’t we
[+12] u/Abe2025: The amount of people ordering breakfast at fast food places is disgusting
[+12] u/GuwopGOAT: I’m selling my MU and full porting into MUU with leverage
[+12] u/RealSchweddy: I’ve reset my S&P 500 target price for 2026 to $10,420.69
[+11] u/kairepaire: Only thing capable of crashing this market is tech CAPEX growth slowing. Nothing else matters
[+11] u/WSBPleb: Is Buffett really the greatest investor of all time if he stayed on the sidelines with 400B during the greatest bull run⁉️🤣
[+11] u/ten7four: BREAKING: Jensen reportedly sitting in seat next to 🥭 on plane to gyna, NVDA up another +2% on this very impactful news
[+11] u/rottenfence: Positive China news and this market will quickly forget what a PPI is
[+11] u/hwork-22: The bears really thought it was gonna be their day for about 3 minutes 😅
[+11] u/tropicalia84: # AND WE HAVE LIFT-OFF
# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS
# WHEN YOUR PRESIDENT SAYS TO BUY STOCKS, YOU BUY STOCKS
[+10] u/birdsaresnitches: Bad print - priced in
Good print - priced in
Medium print - hella priced in
[+10] u/RealisticOkra6567: We’re gonna crash at open
[+10] u/OptionGamble: Choose the cnbc headline -
Market shakes off inflation data to close at record highs.
Market cools as investors digest inflation data.
[+10] u/JuicyJohnny69: If everyone full ported MU they wouldn’t feel the inflation
[+10] u/PooPooPointBoiz: I should have just full ported into meme memory stocks like a goddamn retard.
Fuck me I guess for investing in unfairly beaten down blue chip MAG7 stocks like MSFT and META.
Literally goes fucking red every single goddamn day for stupid ass fucking reasons.
[+10] u/RunsaberSR: Consumers: Well who will buy the products if no one has jobs???
Big Bizniz: I don't even know who you people are.
*datacenters your public park*
[+10] u/TrumpChildOnahole: Msft pricing in death of the universe
[+9] u/No-Clerk7943: I just need to make 100 usd today for a hooker
[+9] u/wattap: If this opens green it will confirm my theory that mango has replaced the actual market with a fake one
[+9] u/NoProfessional4650: Thank fucking god MU 😭
[+9] u/Enjzey: expecting another ATH today
[+9] u/BeepBoopDep: Two ways to play the open with my mu calls.
Sell at open: MU goes up another 5%.
Hold through open: MU goes down 5%.
I might have to take one for the team and sell, so my bull brethren are guaranteed an additional 5%.
[+9] u/dontslambro: State of affairs.
If the market doesn’t cool the fuck down. Rates will continue to go up.
Precious metals will go up as the disconnect is a serious issue
Energy… good luck
Right now you’re seeing everyone try and beat this inflation with all the wrong tools.
Something is about to blow up in the face
[+9] u/Paincoast89: MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU
[+9] u/Kindly_Doubt_6804: I asked my 1 year old what a cash cow sounds like…. He said Muuuuuuuuu
[+9] u/RichAbbreviations760: well sorry bears seems spy 1000 eoy barring relativistic affects
[+9] u/Throwaway_biglaw: Double digit inflation a bullish for stocks tho no?
[+9] u/2keyed: Inflation means even stocks cost more. Dumb bers
[+9] u/altonbrownie: Fuk your puts. Only up
[+9] u/Snoo_4496: MU should mog SNDK coz I have more MU
[+9] u/Far-Sherbert-8634: dude wtf is this madness
[+9] u/BroadBlueberry7777: This is moment, buy the dip don't let the fear consumes you, positivity and hope is all that matters.
Spy 750 eod.
[+9] u/RockinOutCockOut: Your average consumer has no idea how fucked they are with inflation
If the fed forced a rate cut consider that a nail in the coffin for a generation of poor people
[+9] u/AirportMaterial5917: mango said "do i look like i give a fuh bc i dzontt"
[+9] u/fuck_zebster: did china just arrest everyone on airforce one ?
[+9] u/Extension-Ad917: I'm sure consumers will forgo basic necessities to pay for their AI subscriptions
[+8] u/Coda70: When do the girls get here?
[+8] u/Prestigious-Bother56: Stocks don’t care about a bad ppi print bitch how do you stupid mfs even tie your shoes
[+8] u/Chosoiii: loading up calls on open
[+8] u/90sRiceWagon: Micron CEO flying on air force one to Beijing today, we about to moon
[+8] u/No-Relationship8261: Bers are not ready for AI capex to actually fly when Warsh drops interest rates back to back.
[+8] u/odity9: NVDA opening over 225 will be bullish AF
[+8] u/Fast-Reply6409: All he had to do was just let the economy do its thing, not start wars, not add tarrifs. He’d be sitting in his golden ballroom by now and seen as an economic genius. But noooooo.
Anyways. ATH coming soon
[+8] u/NeuroManXy: Microslop ruined my life
[+8] u/TranzitBusRouteB: MSFT going back under 400 nothing will stop it
[+8] u/SouthNice7324: My move for today is likely buy low sell lower
[+8] u/touron69420: If I learned anything from yesterday it’s freak the fuck out and panic sell then regret it when it V’s
[+8] u/HDauthentic: SPY down oil up that’s the way we like to fuck
[+8] u/MadmantheDragon: Well I’m ruined back to the coal mines
[+8] u/ParticularWarthog319: Don’t worry guys, I just bought some puts. Expect a massive V
[+8] u/NotMe357: The market probably is gonna pump again near end of today because they still think that the meeting between TACO and XI will help ends the Iran war.
[+8] u/Phimb: Alright gang, I shit you not, I just put $50k into MU and DRAM calls.
GG everyone.
[+8] u/tropicalia84: # HERE COMES SPY 740
# DO NOT BE LEFT OUT!!!
[+8] u/RockinOutCockOut: V here you dumb bears
[+7] u/PorscheEnjoyer55: Everything msft is getting is deserved. Took me 30 mins to sign into my fucking onedrive BECAUSE IT KEPT FUCKING GIVING ME AN ERROR. Years of this bullshit and they can’t figure it out
[+7] u/sadlittlewaffle: Do you think a woman has ever commented in this subreddit
[+7] u/Some_Edge1544: Meta and Microsoft belongs in the cuck chair Holy shit
[+7] u/Axonum: MU better go up or im posting a pic of my dihhh
[+7] u/TrumpChildOnahole: Inflation is insanely bullish for stocks
[+7] u/ChreeKnowsBest: What if I told you the PPI was already priced in?
[+7] u/Immediate-Coast-5066: today is one the worst inflation numbers reported but market is ok
[+7] u/Gortecz: Life was easier when I didn't know about stonks
[+7] u/Rickyskeets69: so was that drop due to PPI?
[+7] u/Independent-Tree-985: lol whats a 1% overshot in ppi between friends?
[+7] u/PM_ME_UR_BASILISKS: ITT: Bears confused about the fact that being gay means they take green dildos up the ass
[+7] u/Knarre30: Do you know the movie "Dont look up"? It describes the market in its current state
[+7] u/noahmfs: New ATH today on Spy inflation good for market they make more money but bad for middle class 🫠
[+7] u/Rock_or_Rol: So, uh.. historic rally into really bad inflation data = ✋💎🤚.. right?
[+7] u/rhinotheplumpunicorn: When will be *The Tweet* twitted today?
[+7] u/kemar7856: Microsoft fucking garbage
[+7] u/Samjabr: Seems like shorting EU automakers is a smart move. They are letting China absolutely decimate their car manufacturing.
Sales up 99% from 2024 to 2025 - and accelerating.
[+7] u/FinePerformance1046: MSFT is the funniest stock ever LMAO
[+7] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: Puts are exit liquidity for the hedgies🤓
[+7] u/likeabosstroll: Exit liquidity this, it doesn’t make sense that, why don’t you chuds try exiting the club with a girl for once
[+7] u/SovietDog1342: If you think the permanent underclass hasn’t been created yet, then the PPI data continuing to not matter should be the point you realize.
[+7] u/mousepop321: I bet Jensen was in his jacket alone in a dark room next to a old dial up phone waiting for that call
[+7] u/UNC-FC: MSFT is such a piece of shit
[+7] u/HanzDiamond: nothing can stop RKLB
[+7] u/DuduBeanz: greed levels are disgusting, need a -10% day to humble bulls
[+7] u/soscribbly: Thinking of playing it safe and dumping my Microsoft for crypto 🥴
[+7] u/analystgonewild: Sell everything, it’s all over
[+7] u/Rawkstonks: Market collapse is near
[+7] u/IntellectualRetarded: That might be the quickest reversal in history
[+7] u/No-Clerk7943: I think I learned more from here than 4 years of Finance degree rambling on about efficient market. Stocks could go up and down fuck fundamentals
[+7] u/Ok-Nose29: Micron fighting reality itself right now
[+7] u/Junesathon: We need daily 10%+ on MU to make this subreddit get out of depression
[+7] u/Thin_Response_2689: 10 am V will put bears in extinction
[+6] u/neverseengreen: Inflation data was priced in, back to calls
[+6] u/Rammagedon: Commence the pumping!
[+6] u/CHENWizard: Bro, RIP the dude who shorted NBIS
[+6] u/chainerection: Imagine hating money and buying Meta below 600.
[+6] u/ev01ution: lol we green already wtf
[+6] u/_bigmeatyklaws: Someone talk me out of fomoing MU at 9:30
[+6] u/BeepBoopDep: MU doesn't care about your cuck PPI bers. It's too busy smashing ber bussy.
[+6] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Lol insane we hit ATH pre market lol
[+6] u/Comfortable-Gap-9775: MU was the shortest baghold i have ever had
[+6] u/Shreeder: Going all in on the RVI IPO really paid off
[+6] u/Trumps_Moist_Toenail: who else is ready to spam puts at market open
[+6] u/MaxVerstudpen: Qqq 720c for this Friday, 730c for next Friday and 740c for the Friday after that. Auto-pilot free money machine in action.
[+6] u/infernalr00t: Fuck inflation, we are going to the moon!!!
[+6] u/xlmtothemoon: exit liquidity gonna be off the charts today
[+6] u/pennilessmama: Back to being a bull as soon as I saw Huang jump to Alaska and get on that plane
[+6] u/Chance-Duty-9453: Fuck the data , pump anyway
[+6] u/Samjabr: I'm getting nervous about this economy
I asked my neighbor this morning if the price of gas was affecting his spending
He laughed and then drove off in his Brabus Mercedes 🤡
Only people affected by CPI/PPI are the Poors
[+6] u/optimaltimemism: Friendly market reminder.
Let's make some money!!
\*opens positions\* -30% "Fuuuuuuuudge"
[+6] u/cryptohomunculus: T MINUS 2 MINUTES UNTIL CASINO TIME
[+6] u/iMonterenfleche: People just taking profits. Chill it’s going right back up
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: Take your semis profit. Double top hitting like a huge ber cock to the face
[+6] u/Cthulhu-2020: A lot of pigs be squealing
[+6] u/Plastic_Barracuda711: QXO SOFI MSFT bags keep getting heavier each day
[+6] u/EMC2_trooper: Fuck you so much MSFT. Fucking shit
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: Microsoft is the most consistent bag of shit I have ever held. And I have held a LOT of bags
[+6] u/Phandomtrigger: Damn lost 1.2k on nvidia calls and flipped to puts to make 1.3k
[+6] u/ArkAngelEV: a whole bunch of you jabronis complaining about inflation;
Does it really matter if the misery is inflicted slowly or quickly?
[+6] u/seeking-health: bulls on META think a pair of glasses designed for voyeurist perverts is going to pump this POS company to the moon lmao
and mark my word these glasses will be banned very soon in europe
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: This is ez.
Sell at open, buy after it dips awhile. 10/10 infinite money glitch
[+6] u/cloudsofgrey: MU, in fact, can keep getting away with this.
[+6] u/unbenchhench: calls calls calls calls
[+6] u/DabblingInIt: Morning bear teaser and entry opportunity for the bulls. Calls, all calls. Markets only go up.
[+6] u/RegularGuyy: It’s official, I bought at the top and sold at the bottom
[+6] u/melvinzee: PPI coming in hot is bullish, because Orange will end the war and his prophesy will come true. "When this war ends, Oil will drop and the Markets will go through the roof" - DJ Orange
[+6] u/Force_Hammer: Inflation AND stocks to the moon! 🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/gooneral_MC: inflation? sorry, i'm not into that.
[+6] u/90sRiceWagon: Basically buy at close and sell at open = profit
[+6] u/Hot_Ice5175: “.. Core PPI comes in red hot at 5.2%. The new Fed Chair might have to consider RAISING rates!”
\- RBAdvisers
Ohh man, am I laughing. 🥭 isn’t coming back from China.
[+6] u/OkRecommendation1040: Msft only down -1.4% is basically a Green Day
[+6] u/CJBlueNorther: Daily 10:00 algo pump incoming
[+6] u/bigswordmeatlord: Closing the app and getting breakfast, PRAYING my over leveraged calls hit so I’m not poor
[+6] u/Certain_Guide_1481: Believe it or not, calls
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: Flying all the business leaders to negotiate/extort China is kinda epic
Meta might finally be allowed in China lmao
[+6] u/Super-Solution-2627: The hardest thing to do in trading is nothing. Sometimes gotta let it ride for a bit and see how it goes.
[+6] u/RockinOutCockOut: BOL Y DA FOOK WOULD IT V
PPI AND CPI IS SHIT
MAYBE V AT 🥭 AND POOH CONFERENCE BUT THATS IT
[+5] u/PooPooPointBoiz: What the fuck dude. MSFT IS FUCKING DOWN YET AGAIN. HOW IN THE FUCK DOES MSFT GO RED 3 DAYS IN A FUCKING ROW.
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: we ended red yesterday
therefore
we end green today
[+5] u/davidbigham: Smelling the V coming
[+5] u/Cstooby: These fools think that AI and memory storage companies aren't 99.9% of the S&P already. This will be green by close except for the Dow which no one here cares or knows about.
[+5] u/nzholtok: ppi is for the hedge funds to load up
[+5] u/Knarre30: I sold everything cause i really didnt see it coming that these catastrophical numbers, maybe even cooked numbers' would lead the market to still be green.
I should have believed more in this market
[+5] u/penguinpandapear: Don’t really understand how pre market is green. Is this a rotation into assets to protect against inflation?
[+5] u/UnivalveX: NVDA pumping +2% premarket is automatic now
[+5] u/Potential-Plum7187: Replaced all my VOO shares for DRAM, will be holding this for my retirement, minimum 20+ years
[+5] u/Skeln: People seem to forget that memory is basically equivalent to physical gold now. Therefore, memory is a hedge against inflation.
[+5] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: This is the bottom. Only up from here.
[+5] u/cbusoh66: Jane Street is not gonna let go until they make a complete mockery of Michael Burry and his ilk
Buy Buy Buy
[+5] u/hioman01: 2 red days in a row, it's fucking over
[+5] u/DCrebuilds: Still early to see which way the market will go
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: where did she come from where did she go
[+5] u/Able-Technology-8055: When will I learn my lesson lol
Every single time I've ever bought a put the stock immediately turns around lmao, yall are welcome
[+5] u/Guhbigly: holding nbis and nvda calls thru the morning "dip" because momma didnt raise no bitch
[+5] u/IntellectualRetarded: I know bers fell for that trap 🤣
[+5] u/chainerection: Market is having a stroke
[+5] u/Jon472: YOU FUCKERS DID THIS ITS ALL YOUR FAULT AHHHHHH
[+5] u/Jimbeauxer: I’m a bag holder too bro
[+5] u/ReferenceFunny7142: Thats all the DD i need
[+5] u/CoffeeandJags: Pretending to be an insider to unload your bags is a new one.
[+5] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: V in premarket means bear getting gapped
[+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: Everyone in this thread being bullish is an ill omen
[+5] u/diamond12923: How on earth are we green
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: I wish I got invited with all the other rich CEOs to China
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: What could possibly come out of the chyna meeting?
[+5] u/APOLARCAT: 🦅 BETTING AGAINST THE AMERICAN STOCK MARKET IS FUNDAMENTALLY THE GHEYEST THING YOU COULD DO 🦅
SPY TO 800! TODAY!
[+5] u/MrCoolizade: Inflation? Believe it or not, calls.
Market needs to go even higher to make up for the inflation
[+5] u/Confident_Bee1447: People saying it’s a bull trap are 40 year old virgins - sorry
[+5] u/DiamondHands667: I lost everything in 15 seconds
[+5] u/wotton: one of my favourite things I watching the companies that pay to ring the opening bell and then watching as everything turns red
like lol
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Please stop selling, think of the calls!
[+5] u/captainstrange94: RDDT to forever have red days
[+5] u/Alarmed_House23: Thinking of selling my MSFT I honestly don’t care if I take a loss i’m just so tired of seeing it
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Sofi is fucking dead
Why did I buy this piece of trash
[+5] u/ZYHUA: waiting to sell at the absolute bottom....
[+5] u/diefy7321: Imagine shorting $700k of NBIS lmfaooooooooooooo
[+5] u/csvt2354: 🌮 CHY NUH NEWS COMING
[+5] u/BakedCalifornian: Don’t be a pussy. Buy calls. This is America.
[+5] u/ggtfcjj: Our economy is driven by semiconductors and memory processors, who cares about PPI
[+5] u/Able-Technology-8055: FUCK I spent all my cash loading up on dips yesterday and wont be able to load up on more today 😭😭😭
[+5] u/ddrsdght: We'll do it live... WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT! DO IT LIVE... look, I'll write it and we'll do it live! Fucking thing SUCKS!
[+5] u/SetRestart: as usual the Bers get it wrong and the real inflation was our shares in MU
[+5] u/Axonum: Inflation is high so holding cash is worthless.. STONKS GOES UP
[+5] u/ddrsdght: Epstein style inflation
[+5] u/RobertPaulsonXX42: You all bers just dont get it. If YoY inflation goes back to 3% over the next few months thats a 300% reduction in the inflation rate. Calls it is.
[+5] u/InfectedClit: Just give me the rat virus FFS
[+5] u/ToughVegetable2483: I sense spy will bring pain and suffering to my port
[+5] u/Thin_Response_2689: I will not be a paper hand bitch today!
[+5] u/Rich-Cauliflower-953: How on earth is Apple mooning recently when nobody is going to be able to afford the next slightly different sized phone
[+5] u/Interesting_Leg8859: welp, sold NBIS for IREN weeks ago fackk
[+5] u/Burger_Gouger: Nothing screams retard like waking up. Full porting 720ps and getting a “basement dweller” badge thing for using Reddit everyday for 2 years straight.
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: I’m about to sell my MSFT calls and remove it from my watchlist, but I know the minute I do that we see a record rally to 600+
[+5] u/Thin_Response_2689: This V will feed generations
[+5] u/Samjabr: Told ya - CPI/PPI doesn't mean squadoosh anymore.
[+5] u/Stock_Financial_Guy: Whelp v recovery lol. Fuck that was fast
[+5] u/tika_dengu: hopefully MU keeps pumping
[+5] u/miss_L_fire: These MU swings are killing me
[+5] u/mehmilani: When you say generational opportunity are we talking about the next generation of pets we adopt?
[+5] u/Substantial-Art5008: Wait why did we dump so hard I just woke up
[+5] u/IndividualNo7155: I feel like Sony is the next SNDK and I don’t even know why, might be because of regardation of some sort
[+5] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: CPI high and PPI unchanged ----- Big fat margins for equities!
[+5] u/Mental_Diet1533: damn i was about to full port to MU premarket. discount day 2 boizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[+5] u/Amitriptylinekoning: inflation is bullish
[+5] u/RuminatingBoutBuster: Anyways, back to pumping. Calls at open
[+5] u/TheMegaSage: DRAM DRAM DRAAAAAAAAAAM
[+5] u/SuspiciousHumor7127: Pretty crazy how bad things are but ATH lol
[+5] u/jamsquad87: rip that guys puts on NBIS
[+5] u/FancyPirate69: My car budget is shrinking significantly
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Theres less than 10 people on the planet who understand how the coding in some of these ancient terminals work. Whats the plan when they gone
[+5] u/arbitraryBlue: PPI? Never heard of it
*buys calls furiously*
[+14] u/DragonflyOrdinary848: Trump said to buy stocks lol that’s all you need to know about how things in China will go
[+13] u/Nervous-Chemistry245: UNH up 70% since lows. Congrats to everyone who bought
[+12] u/YouDontKnowDino: A couple of years ago, that data would have dropped SPY 2%. Crazy
[+11] u/nodootabootiteh: Bear trap ✔️ bull trap ✅ now we 🦀 walk 😂 💀
[+11] u/Huat-Ah-Huat: lmao.. 10Y yield approaching the dreaded 4.5% but no change in the indexes.
You can't make up this shit.. lulz
[+11] u/SundayAMFN: Horrible inflation numbers come out: -1%
Horrible inflation numbers still out but it's been like an hour: +1.5%
[+11] u/Obvious_Coconut_8432: So did we collectively decide inflation was bullish because higher asset prices?
[+10] u/Long_duk_dong_duck: Ok who here thinks we’ll end the day -1%?
[+10] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: Motherfucker it's too damn early for Theta.
[+10] u/Thisispaartaaa: "Memory is cyclical, you will learn".....Tell that to my 4000% gains. stupid bears
[+10] u/Avocadonot: #THERE IS LITERALLY ZERO CHANCE MARKETS EVER STAY RED, JUST BUY CALLS
[+9] u/twostroke1: The year is 2028. You just got done crankin your Nvidia chipped AI robot girlfriend. She injects you with Lilly weight loss medicine after. Spy is 16000.
Life is good.
[+9] u/old-cow666: I think im gay i kissed a dude at the bar last night
[+9] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Should I just sell my SNDK for MU, seems like there is no more gas in sndk
[+9] u/Spy300: Shitty 30yr auction incoming
[+9] u/Pereise1: Lol I closed my puts at the bottom today but how does a slightly hot CPI send us down 1% but a blazing hot PPI, which cuts into corporate profits, not make us even slightly red?
[+9] u/NocturnalCereal: Why am i a bear? I am not gay but yet puts are in my port
[+9] u/RazberryIcedtea: I started today bearish and shortly realized this market is far more retarded than I ever thought. Calls are now on the menu
[+9] u/theineffablebob: I survived the great memory crash of 2026
[+8] u/Trashpanda7193: The new normal: pump pre market then dump on open. Boring
[+8] u/xeratice1: At this point the only thing that can drop the market is if I buy calls - I'm sure of it. Are you guys ready?
[+8] u/Erieztoys: Another day of losing fucking money on SoShit (SOFI)
[+8] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: i just watched my puts and calls go green at the same time. what an experience.
[+8] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: Market holding well for 6% inflation lmao
[+8] u/DepressedDbat: Irrational market keeps doing irrational market things. Bears still shocked for some reason. Next at 5
[+8] u/TurbodToilet: This is genuinely some brain dead shit. I’m 100% convinced this trip was planned because they knew the PPI was going to be some hot dogshit and they needed a way to continue to bring the markets up
[+8] u/Life-Trade-6514: Late stage capitalism will be the end of the west. Just gotta keep stacking until we hit that point. In a way it's ironic fueling the fire
[+8] u/CryptoTAGod: MSFT will have a sub-20 PE by the end of May and it will still be going down 1% per day
[+8] u/UnholyTrigon: Yall remember yesterday when Ber saying they’d buy MU at 400 ?
[+8] u/Th3Gr33nBastard: MU free money glitch
[+8] u/I_Study_The_Patterns: ROFL bears actually thought the worst inflation report since the pandemic would mean anything
[+8] u/MrForever_Alone69: I love this market, nothing matters, we go straight up even if humanity decides to nuke itself out of existence
[+8] u/nikerock: So now that "Iran talks going well" is not pumping the market as much anymore, mango man turning the clock back to "gyna talks going well?"
[+8] u/M13alint: Crazy online slots are illegal in my state when I am essentially doing online slots right now
[+8] u/auroraavm: I want a big crash so I can dump everything in & have "fck you" money 🙏👧
[+8] u/isukforfree: I bought puts. Sorry bears
[+8] u/No-Sympathy-686: Yall ever go to the Conservative subreddit.
Fun times over there.
I find it interesting that they recently had 2 million members and now its 750k.
Bots or?????
[+8] u/blu_id: Nah man. His family has way too much riding on the market. That’s what makes this such a low risk gamble.
[+7] u/tessie_trades: haters dropping MU and NBIS inpatient much
[+7] u/diunay_lomay_a: Sofi is the worst stock ever
[+7] u/aggiecaddie: Fakeout bear trap it is
[+7] u/AGigatonicxs: can micron pump again?
[+7] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: give me deep red or deep green. not this gey consolidayshun
[+7] u/browsk: It’s so funny to me that he invited Jensen after media was talking about how he wasn’t invited lol. Like a fucking school birthday party
[+7] u/dasboot523: The bear markets keep getting shorter this one was only 30 min!
[+7] u/Key-Jaguar7630: Unbreakable market holy shit
[+7] u/Obvious_Coconut_8432: God damn, market does not give a fuck about a consumer
[+7] u/Additional_Heat_902: Anyone else’s PPI inflated?
[+7] u/dandydaintydandelion: MU on its way to 1000
[+7] u/Xzlk: Antrhopic nuking software. Scary day when everyone realizes Antrhopic is also a software company.
[+7] u/poopyplayer69: can we pump more? thanks
[+7] u/Left-Signature-5250: Just sold these fucking MSFT leaps, I dont care anymore.
Bought NOW, PLTR, RDDT. Anything is better than this dying POS.
[+7] u/MaleficentDistrict94: Welp bought MU at the top today. Should be all down from here! 😩
[+7] u/bzl33: bunch of traitors in China, all the CEOs will sign some deal selling out Americans and the market will rip.
[+7] u/codespyder: This market may be dumb. But I’m also dumb. Therefore, bad data = calls = me rich
[+7] u/l-espion: https://preview.redd.it/va8owli65x0h1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c600d1280e1d5f658700f90bbc864f33f022c62
[+7] u/Xzlk: Every stock is a piece of shit and we’re still at all time highs
[+7] u/LavishnessTimely7372: DRAM to $60 by lunch
[+6] u/ChampionshipSoggy618: Koreans did their job overnight, and we're coming out like a wet noodle
[+6] u/xeratice1: it's time - i don't know what time it is but it's time
[+6] u/widerdog: gonna be another V curve by 1 pm like yesterday
[+6] u/ObiWahgwanKenobi: Fucking rip bears, you literally can’t make this shit up. I’m not even hating I just feel bad for anybody who applied reason to this market.
Fucking calls only, feels like 2020 again
[+6] u/ShrimpieAC: Man, someone wanted a bunch of cheap 745 calls.
[+6] u/Rinolboss: Mu 1000 is ... inevitable
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Wind1347: Mu is too powerful anyone who shorts it will go bankrupt LMAO
[+6] u/Legitimate-Ranger-94: ASTS short squeeze soon
[+6] u/twostroke1: Please go up more. Please. I’m begging you. I promise I’ll sell this time. Please.
[+6] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Being a ber is less gay than holding MSFT
[+6] u/Apprehensive_Seat_61: He will totally fuck it up. Spy under 700 eow
[+6] u/RampantPrototyping: If silver hits $90 today, I will never kick another puppy ever again
[+6] u/Environmental_City23: Poet going to $7 by the time we go sleep
[+6] u/SpecialTrust2045: MU pump is getting weaker day by day :(
[+6] u/EagleNoahg: Big failed sell off this morning.
[+6] u/Key_Abroad7633: How insane is it that SPY literally cant go down whatsoever, we have never seen anything like this
[+6] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Anything that starts with a V is good
[+6] u/Skulldrey: Retail put buying is near all time highs and you think they’re going to let it crash right now?
Lmao
[+6] u/patmccock86: Memory and storage trade is out of gas. Not semis.
[+6] u/richreason1983: So worse PPI in 3 years market is green... and watch it get annouced that china will get Iran to open the straight and all tariffs lifted and market just blows its load completely and goes up to 800 over night
[+6] u/GrassOrAss954: MSFT Chapter 11 Wen? Absolute shit stock.
[+6] u/aqjingson: MU is just marinating, let it cook
[+6] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: literally if you dont trade 0dte's you will be right. eventually.
[+6] u/New_Possible_284: Bulls: the war will end because Trump will taco, inflation will go back down, AI AI AI
[+6] u/UnholyTrigon: Ber, all you gotta do is buy ITM QQQ leaps, not those stupid 3dte spy 700Ps
[+6] u/Billy_Flower: i just got penetrated
[+6] u/Avocadonot: Looks vaguely dumpish but we all know it will pump
[+6] u/Vikkio92: It would be a shame if we had a massive V that absolutely obliterated bers...
[+6] u/riteofpass: Why do bears even exist. Numbers should always go up
[+6] u/Amplees: Yall are bearish with the $$$ mafias in china?? Cmon now.
[+6] u/otiliamarculescuxx: Lunr earnings pump tomorrow
[+6] u/GreenEyedBandit: Is it gay to want an ETF to DRAM my bussy?
[+6] u/RD_006: What did we learn from the lockdown?
Stocks are haven in trying times like this.
[+5] u/iam_paranoidandroid: PLTR DA FUQ YOU DOIN
[+5] u/Metacog_Drivel: I can only take so much Mango propaganda from Sara Eisen. Gotta turn off CNBC
[+5] u/Shot-Ground-9898: WE HAVE ANOTHER MASS BEAR EXTINCTION EVENT HITTING THE GLORIOUS AMERICAN EMPIRE
[+5] u/Bizonistic: Believe or not, stay away from the casino
[+5] u/M13alint: Just want you all to know that, given the opportunity, I would rug pull every one of you
[+5] u/Desmater: Just green everyday.
[+5] u/FrostingOk2692: what are you doing stepMU
[+5] u/2MuchSend: Morning puts they hot! They not...they hot!....they not
[+5] u/Stealthless: **M**ichigan **U**niversity
[+5] u/Legitimate-Ranger-94: ASTS will rally soon I’m loading up
[+5] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: Strap in. Helmets on.
[+5] u/Icommandyou: Personally I am not really prepared for yet another cycle of high inflation but I am not sure anyone out there is even looking for someone like me
[+5] u/Miker1730: microslop acts the exact same everyday and people are surprised?
[+5] u/Bignutly: Mem doesn’t care for such peasantry.
[+5] u/yeezy_boost350v2: Portfolio went from emotional damage to main character energy thanks to semis and data centers.
[+5] u/Mr_Pongo: Really curious to see what happens today. $34 is amazing to see
[+5] u/silver0199: Gosh darn it SPY, I NEED YOU TO PUMP
[+5] u/Fit-Skin1949: Mu 820 and I’ll never do gamble again
[+5] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Holy SNDK rug you pos
[+5] u/TurbodToilet: At this point what would even drop this market? I can’t think of anything.
[+5] u/Instigator890: Take profits often and be cautious
[+5] u/Skulldrey: Kevin warsh today
Clarity act as soon as tomorrow
Feel like market is not pricing these things in but I’m ready to be hurt again
[+5] u/Miker1730: i legit ask microslop bulls, what are you thinking? why not wait for some support
[+5] u/Imgoin2brich: The DOW JONES is now INVERSING THE SP500
I have never ever seen this in 22 years
WTFFFD
[+5] u/ManyManufacturer6090: How does this shit always just go up
[+5] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Wake up
Lmao bers
Sleep
[+5] u/devoholland: Nbis is up 15, numbers must be good
[+5] u/lostinspacs: The 10Y is pumping hard
[+20] u/thewayyoulook2night: Risked 27k to make $191 on NVDA 0dtes, was. down 8k at one point so I guess that's a win
[+14] u/Front_Umpire4873: Market ignoring obvious red signals
[+13] u/Kindled808: Brutal day for people with blue hair
[+12] u/softboiledjadepotato: cpi? hot
ppi? hotter
yields? hotterer
market? hottest
[+11] u/fenriswulfwsb: Stagflation is now bullish. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+11] u/Left_Register5548: Fuck PLTR. Trash ass stock
[+11] u/stonetrade: 1. Create a golden phone
2. Get 600,000 shit for brain idiots to pre-order the phone for $100 each
3. Never make the phones
4. Pocket 60 million dollars
Why isn’t everyone doing this?
[+11] u/TruthFantastic1741: Trump Xi meeting goes good, we rip.
Trump Xi meeting goes not so good, Truth post says good, then rip.
Calls it is
[+10] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Was not paying attention while taking my kid to school and my puts went from deep green to deep red.
THANKS LIFE. THANKS BEING A DAD. Kids - always getting in the way of making money. Am I rite?! Time for some sloppy steaks…
[+10] u/InIce1234: Imagine working hard for your money in a shitty job, only to lose your entire paycheck in the market every month just because you’re a bear.
[+10] u/zbaker88: With hot CPI, hotter PPI, and crumbling ceasefire agreements, somebody give me one good reason why markets are still climbing. Genuinely curious what the masses say.
[+10] u/YOLOdollhair: What in the fuck is this retarded shit?
[+10] u/meforprezz: bought MU on the dip - keeps dipping. explain
[+10] u/Rosella2562: Can’t emphasize how much the guest on CNBC earlier angered me - “This generation, unlike the generations before them (“who were committed to civil service”), are takers” - Says the man from a generation where you could afford a house, car, and 3 kids on minimum wage - Boomers still running companies and paying Gen Z workers pennies on the dollar that barely covers the rent of a 1 bedroom (studio, most likely) while they’re buying their 2nd or 3rd house - And we’re taking what exactly? 🙄
[+10] u/CD274: Stop trying to make fetch happen
[+9] u/zoomin1098: the market really does run on stupidity. duly noted.
[+9] u/TheBlackBaron: My LUNR Jan 2028 is officially ITM.
[+9] u/Spicyboi981: Dr. Oz making Medicare policies. Someone please fucking euthanize me
[+9] u/TheRedditGoose: How is MSFT still falling, people really dont like this stock
[+9] u/SavingsYesterday1164: so inflation up means SPY up? I went to the wrong casino
[+8] u/PropheticMurmurs: Another day of MSFT being a horrid pile of shit.
[+8] u/Sufficient_Nose629: MU reminds me so much of when NVDA was a 1T company, so long ago, in March 2024. And then look at what happened next.
[+8] u/MaleficentEgg1440: Down 80 percent on my spy puts I’m cooked
[+8] u/hallett21: No volume on SPY can only mean it goes up 2% today.
[+8] u/Jagged_Tide: You know this market is regarded when I’m literally just fomoing into shit and still making money
[+8] u/neal_73: The biggest losers in my portfolio are meta and msft. I don't even use these products and yet I spent my money on these crap. I fckn hate my life
[+8] u/BuckyKatt007: Couldn't Trump have fit one more CEO on the plane? SNDK really wanted to go....
[+8] u/Dry_Bar_4965: so $MU drops $20 and everyone here starts to panic?
Does everyone have the attention span of a goldfish nowadays?
[+7] u/Kindled808: Just sold, laughing at all the bears while I count my money. Extra fuck you to 31anddumb and putseveryday
[+7] u/Spicyboi981: Pedo protection team on overtime today!!
[+7] u/whomakesthetendies: This market is retarded
[+7] u/Zuko2001: Do I close my MU weeklies today or ride/die with them? I was hoping for a good pump today to exit but alas
[+7] u/whomakesthetendies: 🚨 **TRADE OFFER** : You give me Taiwan, I buy your soyboy beans 🚨
[+7] u/VirgillMastercard: Oil prices could double from here and wsb would still be celebrating!
[+7] u/TheIncredibleHodl: What the heck is fueling this
[+7] u/Fuzzy-Development872: Holy shit Tesla is collapsing . wtf do I do . I’ve lost everything.
[+7] u/bb483: Guess I’ll work until I die
[+7] u/AllTimeTy: Wonder how that guys doing that shorted NBIS $750k lmao
[+7] u/Konabro: Look at all these Bers trying to rattle Bols over MU. Scared money don’t make money.
[+7] u/bigboybigbat: What is the game here? What realistically comes out of the China visit? Is it just one giant backdoor deal between China and the US oligarchs to get what they want while they sell our future to China?
[+7] u/blemdemman: how many MU dips will you skip and then lament afterwards?
[+6] u/LeBhikariLe: GOOGL now a semis company?
[+6] u/Wide-Pianist-8026: What do you do when you’re both fearful and greedy
[+6] u/idontknow1967: MU fight for 800 continues.
[+6] u/SirPanic12: MU $800 resistance. The stock may have reached a “wait-and-see” moment after an incredible run
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: micron gods blessing you with another dip 💕
[+6] u/TShippy: Gonna create an inverse 2x leverage MU ETF. Call it FU
[+6] u/Marketdeigh: Software is once again getting beaten like I have been from my stepdads
[+6] u/ryguy96245: Selling 4,000 lobsters to fund my next 0dte play. Might have to sell my rune Scimitar too.
[+6] u/no_butwait: Anybody buying DRAM??
[+6] u/TheMostMid: 740 , QUIT FUCKIN EDGING ITS NOT FUN ANYMORE!!
[+6] u/TheMostMid: Noooooo NOT ANOTHER THETA CHOP DAY!!!!!
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: too many bots here imo. you can tell bc most arent 1%ers
[+6] u/BreakingBadBones: Can someone explain why stocks up when inflation? Does this mean any positive macro event will make stocks dip?
[+6] u/vCharged: MU i command you to go up 50 from here in a straight line
[+6] u/turboMXDX: Make it make sense. We're pricing in the downfall of msft and meta, Google has its own TPUs, yet somehow semis are projected to keep going further up because..reasons?
[+6] u/North-Collection6304: MU can't even hold 800, what a piece of trash /s
[+5] u/Kind-Recognition4528: I need LULU to partner with NVDA or OpenAi
[+5] u/Borderpotroll: MSFT is such a piece of fucking shit. I can’t believe over half my retirement is in this fucking thing
[+5] u/OldWonder5865: Imagine seeing 15 CEOs go to China to make a deal and buying puts because an inflation report lmao
[+5] u/Snoo-95676: Odte puts on baba?????
[+5] u/ajr901: Never trying Iron Butterflies again. MU dumped yesterday and my contracts were at max loss. Then it recovered by end of day and I was pretty happy for a bit there. Now MU is pumping again premarket and if it goes up another 4% I’ll once again be out of the profit zone. Stressful as fuck. The credit was pretty sweet though.
[+5] u/tldamico: Who called in Drill Team Six?
[+5] u/advisorymgr: Why is SNDK flat and MU up? Explain like my breath smells like crayons.
[+5] u/Impressive_Trick_573: She’s a 10 but her ppi is only 6
[+5] u/Temptedourattempt: The V for vendetta!!!
[+5] u/Impossible-Fun2027: Fuck this market. This is total scam
[+5] u/Tadikif: even bonds breaking out is bullish. tale as old as time, calls all day.
[+5] u/sushilee123: It’ll take a literal fkn nuke to bring this market to its knees. Melt up ain’t done yet.
[+5] u/bullhunter469: Why do bears buy puts? I feel so extremely bad
[+21] u/Mangoworshipper: Do not overthink this people. You really think spy is going to drop when we assembled the avengers and sent them to China to work out deals this week? Spy 777 eow
[+12] u/Diligent_Fondant6761: less than +2% pop is the new red now!
[+12] u/drcornwallis23: CPI and PPI absolutely terrible and we’re hitting new ATH. Just can’t stop this train. This will continue till there’s zero bears left I guess.
[+12] u/Damerman: After 9 years of trading I've concluded that I don't know how to trade.
[+11] u/ChickenYip: Best economy ever, everything will be ATH -
DXY,OIL, STOCKS,INFLATION.BONDS
[+11] u/dynamic-burrito: SPY calls I sold for a $2k loss now worth +$22k…
[+11] u/FakeGamer2: Spy volume is so low is literally just 3 people trading shares back and forth
[+11] u/photosynthescythe: AYO FUCK CPI, PPI, FBI WHATEVERTHEFUCK. WE RUNNING THIS SHIT TO 3000!!!!
[+10] u/AlrightChat: CHINA DEAL GOING VERY WELL
[+10] u/jerm2z: Everyone’s a genius in a bull market
Except me who loses money in a bull market
[+10] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: Reminder:
Semiconductors bers unironically exist. Those retards live and comment among us as if their opinions matter LMAO
[+10] u/Eastern-Problem: Inflation ATH, stock ATH, oil ATH, my port all time LOW
[+10] u/NaturalFortune8397: spy down -0.0007%
quiet literally the most insane dip buying opportunity rn
sell your house and load up
[+9] u/uwu_owo_whats_this: i will never buy puts again
[+9] u/Mathguy200: You idiots still can’t comprehend that out of control inflation means stock prices will rise artificially too…. And that’s sad
Options are the opportunity to beat inflation at its own game. Calls til bread is $100
[+9] u/aka_crashoverride: Out of NVDA with 4k. I ain't got time for this shit.
[+8] u/zchw: is DRAM by 60 EOW possible
[+8] u/eggplant_parm827: There’s ZERO chance this is going down or reversing today.
[+8] u/Provolone-Jones: Oil down because some White House official said China already pressured Iran to make a deal. Market is hitting record regardation levels.
[+8] u/FlatwormBig5514: If that high of a reading can't create a genuine pullback, then absolutely \*nothing\* can.
[+8] u/SirBuysHighALot: Had NBIS at 40, sold at 80. Thought I was a winner.
[+8] u/Provolone-Jones: So what happens when everyone has to take profits to buy groceries?
[+8] u/Kickboy21: Not even PPI dogshit numbers can save Bers 🤣
[+8] u/photosynthescythe: The pump will continue until morale improves
[+8] u/FewConsideration3900: Just bought more 😏
MU
NOK
DGXX
[+8] u/FromMyInternetDevice: I’ve just fully embraced “stocks always go up” and my life has been so much easier
[+8] u/WalrusHonda: Hmmmm I’m thinking that maybe we are in a bull market 🤔
[+8] u/NativePlant870: What the fuck is this piece of shit. Go down
[+7] u/Glittering_Let6527: Holy fuck. Stock I sold a few weeks ago is up 50% today on no news. I'm about to puke.
[+7] u/thegx7: Never bet against AMERICA
[+7] u/Czyzzle: Is this a good time to buy shares of SPY?
[+7] u/MrBlueEyedFox: People can't buy groceries. We also have an obesity epidemic. You can't have both bers.
[+7] u/stayfun: Guys - you are missing the obvious play. The poop analysis company (stool sample analysis) now refocusing on quantum computing and drones.
Already up 150% today.
[+7] u/Mathguy200: She’s a 10 but is still unhappy you’ve lost over $100k lifetime even though you just showed her you’re up $20k this year
[+7] u/electricpsychonaut89: Can MU and Dram rally back up please 🙏🏽
[+7] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Xi sells Xi shells on the Xi shore
[+7] u/stocksforbreakfast: Whoever told me to buy NBIS at $32 .. thank you 🙏
[+7] u/Ok_Celebration_4412: Never forget, always remember; the delusional Bull always wins
[+7] u/StandardChaseScene: Been so focused watching SNDK and MU move like paint drying underwater that I finally broke eye contact to look at the NFLX in my port.
Hey NFLX? Go fuck yourself.
[+7] u/Scalpaholic: Bols soon be the type that sees Unconditional Surrender of the US as bullish but paradoxically say Bers want to see the US fail.
Because, somehow, Palpatine and Iranian missiles keep returning.
[+7] u/spac420: guess who's using Gemini? my mom
[+7] u/WindNo3445: Ber in shamble part 1000
[+7] u/gamersEmpire: MU gonna moon after hours like always
[+7] u/aioliravioli: bro just said he's down -60% on MU calls the stock that only goes up
you guys are incredible
[+7] u/gamersEmpire: META and MSFT are pioneers of the cuck chair
[+7] u/Mathguy200: Remember dumbass bears, you’re on the hot end on Benfords law…
Some of you are trapped in your mindset of two years ago, when a $4 move on spy was 1% ,
That same move is now almost .5%.
The closer we get to $1000 the larger the swings, and the more eventual $1000 becomes. Don’t fight it
[+6] u/Adome201: I’m not liquid enough for that
[+6] u/HyperSensitive-Mods: # 🅱🅸🅲🅷🅰🅴🅻 🅼🆄🆁🆁🅰🆈 🆂🅰🆈🆂 🆃🅷🅸🆂 🅼🅰🆁🅺🅴🆃 🅸🆂 100% #🆁🅸🅶🅶🅴🅳 💸
[+6] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: Not even super high inflation numbers slowing this regarded market down.
[+6] u/OkLength37: You guys are the only ones that would care about this story but I just bought a Tesla call, was down 24% on my whole port and it finally did a little v and I’m up 22% on the day. Holy shit that was a rollercoaster of emotions 😭😂😂😂
[+6] u/chessmathster16: THE BUYING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
[+6] u/bigtime2die: at this point all the numbers and everything is just made up.
[+6] u/SlothRogen: I bought LUNR shares a week ago and calls a few weeks ago when it was near $30 and have been shitting myself the past few weeks. Thank god I held. This baby is heading to the moon after earnings.
[+6] u/BrokenStonks: Sold morning calls for 60% gain an hour ago which was not greedy enough apparently
[+6] u/PompeiiSketches: You guys remember when people thought oil prices mattered???
Fucking idiots 😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🫵🫵🫵😂🥲
[+6] u/goofy-boots: 1000% in stagflation
[+6] u/Rrrandomalias: Inflation up, dollar worthless, spy to 1000 by EOY
[+6] u/Wise_Ticket_5093: I wish the market was on easy mode like this all the time
[+6] u/fire_alarmist: God hates bears and loves greedy, gluttonous , rich pedophiles apparently. Not only did he decide to rig the market for them but he randomly tore my rotator cuff while i was sleeping a couple days ago?
Real benevolent guy for sure,
[+6] u/DeginGambler: I'm playing in a golf scramble tomorrow and have like $5k sitting in MU OTM calls alone for Friday. Might just focus on winning the scramble and let fate decide as opposed to staring at my phone all day.
[+6] u/Big_Commission_1173: Fellow MU bagholders what we saying
[+6] u/WallStreetThreats_: No idea why the fuck I even bother doing my job in the morning. 741C 0DTE was right there but no no no, I have to have meetings to talk about the thing I was already doing.
[+6] u/7fingersDeep: TSLA about to go to $1000 when Xi says “Tesra is all compudder”
Elon is going to announce an acquisition of BYD and say “it’s on the website”
[+6] u/darth_scion: Someone invite the MSFT CEO
[+5] u/ArticleTerrible7621: Just say you didnt buy the dip
[+5] u/KaladinRS: Feel bad for everyone that owns Microsoft. They can’t catch a break.
[+5] u/MrNo_Balls: can someone just please kill me? I cannot take this anymore
[+5] u/pun-geeta: Sorry fellas, I entered MU today
[+5] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: What if we dont go to sleep?
[+5] u/BT_Baggage_handler: That was such a bad PPI number I can't believe I didn't think to buy calls at open... it was obvious.
[+5] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: How much of our taxpayer dollars do you think they've lost rotating between oil future suppression and stock pumps?
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: people actually thought "NBIS puts" and executed it
[+5] u/Economisty: Xi Jinping is currently getting the, cumulatively, most expensive rim job in history.
[+18] u/bearhunter429: #Bers in 2019: "but muh trade war"
#Bers in 2020: "but muh virus"
#Bers in 2021: "but muh supply chains"
#Bers in 2022: "but muh Ukraine war"
#Bers in 2023: "but muh inflation"
#Bers in 2024: "but muh lay offs" & "but muh egg prices"
#Bers in 2025: "but muh empty shelves"
#Bers in 2026: "but muh hormoz strait"
#Idiots LMAO🤌
[+15] u/ProudRaccoon4653: 🥭 is going to tweet about a bunch of pie in the sky deals resulting from his China trip and the market will absolutely rip. Xi will clarify that these deals were all just vomited out by 🥭 and China rejected them immediately but the market won't care.
[+13] u/Perfect_bleu: I would have never guessed that the infinite money glitch was issuing 20 year bonds to debt finance GPU’s with 3-5 year lifespans, for a currently unprofitable technology during an energy crisis.
[+13] u/PatrickSebast: Why did the market crash a whopping .3% yesterday if it was just going to go up double that today? Is this whole thing just designed to clown bears?
[+12] u/Senpai_Slime: Man this is the best addiction ive ever had,
[+12] u/Big_Red_Dogs: Im not complaining, but, this is kinda crazy. Right?
[+11] u/Stack_Johnson: I am for sure the dumbest person I know
[+11] u/Dazzling_Breath5940: I am starting to believe that this market the past couple years has been an elaborate drawn out pump and dump scheme to fund certain people's preparations for the major multi-year collapse that's coming... Or maybe SPY can go up 20% a year forever idk
[+11] u/Tony10Bagger: made $40k on NBIS today im numb
[+11] u/Redditfortheloss: Regarded rally bruh. I’m selling everything here, it’s all propped up by semis.
[+10] u/IronicallyCanadian: How the fuck am I supposed to buy the dip if it just never dips?? Straight upwards for the rest of time
[+10] u/Big_Red_Dogs: So basically they sent 🥭 over with a bunch of chaperones to talk business while grandpa naps.
[+10] u/dbd209: I don't think there is anyone alive on this planet who has lost 400k during the past 6 years, mainly through shares than me. I desperately need someone to tell me that I can get back to break even, because I am on the verge of jumping off a bridge here.
[+10] u/SnooShortcuts7911: A guest on CNBC just said that even if there is a bubble, so what, we should just enjoy it. You can always count on CNBC for top-notch insight like that.
[+10] u/greedftg987: SPY 745 EOD -> 755 1 Day with good news from China summitt -> 765 EOW just to spite the bears, LMAO
[+10] u/pottypotsworth: I’m genuinely considering liquidating my entire $22k stock holdings of Nvidia after mango’s China trip and going all in on MU calls. What could go wrong? 🤷♂️
[+9] u/Micahftww: Imagine having puts rn 🤡🤡🤡
[+9] u/ChloroVstheWorld: I think literally all the bears are dead holy fuck how can you even look at puts right now 😭
[+9] u/VinAsheel: Wow this is going quite high...
Did we solve world hunger and cure cancer ? Might be priced in.
Anyway spy call 800 eom
[+9] u/TheBreadMan10: Down $30k yesterday. Back up $30k today. Blessings
This is the most fun game I’ve ever played
[+9] u/hey_thatsme21: Look I just want to make life changing money by spending a few hundred bucks, maybe a couple grand. I also want to do it risk free. Is that really too much to ask?
[+9] u/Eddyrancid: I'm tempted to take profits, so this time I'm gonna hold, good fucking luck if you have calls
[+8] u/Kindly_Tackle_4685: How is it even possible that spy is doing this like I'm for reals just flabbergasted
[+8] u/Humble_Code_6501: this market is a joke
[+8] u/Wall_St_Bussy: Game store gonna buy out MSFT soon
[+8] u/jokull1234: Bear markets now only last half a trading day lmao
[+8] u/Infinite-Broccoli535: Can keep scalping spy calls, buy dip
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #If your bid order fills immediately you walked into an ambush LMAO🤌
[+8] u/PulIthEld: i think im addicted to being miserable
[+8] u/abroadbroadband: Everyone hoping for a crash just to buy the dip
Our collective mental health in shambles
[+7] u/Wrath_FMA: Options are fucking awesome. Went from 1.6k to 22k back to 2.5k and now at 15k all in 2 weeks
[+7] u/mwfguxckdyou: Markets will go up on “successful, beautiful talks” in CHYNAAA.
So calls
[+7] u/According_To_Me_: You are not Burry stop trying to call the top everyday and just buy calls
[+7] u/kabbowkabbow: i own a well diversified basket of unrealised losses
[+7] u/SmarterThanWSBMods: I’m not buying more puts, but I’m also not buying shares at these levels either. Ggs
[+7] u/DrElkSnout: I have never seen such a bullish day on SPY and 75% of my shit is in the red. The market isn't even the market anymore, it's just chip tech.
[+7] u/__pickle_rick: My heart goes out to all the bers today. You will be remembered
[+7] u/analgape4206969: Here is probably a decent spot to buy puts. So it will definitrly pump another 1%
[+7] u/mwesty25: Calls on every dip until it doesn’t work lol
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: Idiot boomers still trying to compare this to the .com pre-crash.
[+7] u/Stanard-: At this point, we should refer to this bull run as
“bear genocide”
[+7] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Micron not even up 4%? What garbage.
[+7] u/DH64: reddit getting rid of the community emojis should be a crime
[+7] u/pinkerton_gov: 4.5% 10yr was what we hit when Trump backed off Liberation Day and said bond markets were getting “yippy”. Guess markets don’t care about 10yr either.
[+7] u/Electronic-Warthog69: Just use Copilot.
I'm begging you now.
[+7] u/ostlert: Buy the bottom, or the top, I guess it doesn't really matter.
[+6] u/moorhound: Me 2 hours ago: "oh, spys at +0.5%? I'll wait for a pullback and then buy calls" 🤡
[+6] u/n0m0rem0ney: Just thought about NBIS and MU, top signal. get out
[+6] u/RoyalFail6: NVDA is way too low 🙂↔️
[+6] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: they ran out of things to pump so they're now even pumping tesla
[+6] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Who the fuck talks about ai during a commencement speak & doesn't expect to get booed. 50%+ of these kids won't find jobs... 😔🤌
[+6] u/Loud-Television1271: MU please, just once
[+6] u/jcrulez143143: Congrats to anyone who made money today. I didnt cause im a DUMBFUCK.
[+6] u/wubbalubbadabdabdab: No way this market is real anymore
[+6] u/Main_Ad3943: Got it. Silver likes to have historic flash crashes anytime I hold a bullish position, and go up and to the right with no stops anytime I hold a bearish position
[+6] u/wafflepiezz: $GOOGL DATA CENTER IN SPACE
I AM INCREDIBLY ERECT AND BULLISH
[+6] u/Gom_KBull: So no crash or even correction. Just hyperinflation... meaning everyone needs to put their money in fucking anything but cash so it doesnt vaporize for simply existing.
Hopefully we can all afford bread loaves after this, hell we're already at 30 dollar sandwiches.
[+6] u/PROMlSED: Port down, 401k up. We call that hedging
[+6] u/echofreak: https://preview.redd.it/klu08k9qpx0h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea543f01f0ac35c4fe02f2d2def84acbe030d47b
He likes the stock. I like the stock.
[+6] u/Convillious: Losing most my money on a green day with calls is of course my luck
[+5] u/SchwiftySchwifferson: Need to turn $20 into 2,000
[+5] u/kuklistyle: too many cocky retards in this subreddit gonna take a beating when this market dumps hard and they haven't realised any profits
[+14] u/RoninKnight17: Guys we might be in a ponzi lmao
[+13] u/DebtOk4461: The eventual rug pull will be biblical.
[+13] u/ryu311: do dead cat bounces normally hit ATHs? asking for a friend 😭
[+12] u/Lapidated_Llama: MSFT down .6% it’s basically green
[+11] u/mixtape312: does anyone really understand why markets are on this endless green pump?
[+10] u/SxeySteve: SPY up 9% YTD on wall to wall horrible news
[+10] u/NeptuneEDM: Did we win the war for the 43rd time?
[+10] u/YTLupo: Its like the 90s again but gayer
[+10] u/ruso_chulo: honestly the worse financial decision was to be a permabear
[+10] u/driskigm: I love when I see SPY/SPX run and think, "damn, that's gone so wild...no point getting in now."
And then it runs more, and I'm like, "damn, I shoulda gotten in."
[+10] u/bezeredies: Spy is going to rip to 745 in the last hour, ain't it?
[+10] u/Flat-Focus7966: Diamond hands who held through the crushing 0.2% drop other day.....unite
[+10] u/trent_upscale: Robinhood is the greatest gambling app of all time
100 soon
[+9] u/log1ck1717: I went from 10k profits in shop to -5k in 2 days wow
[+9] u/Moepenmoes: My strategy: Buy low, sell high
My strategy in reality: Buy low, watch it go lower 6 more months, then sell at break-even 1 year later
[+9] u/Coogiez: how the fuck is this possible
[+9] u/Far-Requirement9180: Imagine bag holding MSFT in the sea of green. I don’t have to imagine LMAOOOO
[+8] u/SeaworthinessNo4: MU behaving like real POS today.
[+8] u/sylphvanas: Fuck this fucking cuck market
[+8] u/DrHellNoHoe: I’m a bull and still lost money. Impressed with myself.
[+8] u/HighwayExotic2808: We are probably reaching a point where The Big Short has managed to ruin more people’s lives than the 2008 Financial Crisis
[+8] u/isolated-cat: 🥭announcing China tariffs after the trip will be hilarious.
[+8] u/dijon0324: Mango gonna make deal with China tomorrow, stonks will go up
[+8] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Google the little mag 7 that could 🥹
[+8] u/Snowman33001: This is fun and all, but I’m noticing some bers are still holding on to some hope, and that bothers me.
[+8] u/kex06: Pershing square is down since ipo and that does my heart good
[+8] u/BitsAndBounties: Really does only go up
[+8] u/Unlikely_Disaster_67: Lost $3000 today lol
[+8] u/ThatGuyCalledEric: Market is pumping and MSFT is casually sitting in the cuck chair
[+8] u/HimothyCastagne: Boss walked into office, spy drops to 742.20.
Boss leaves office, immediate pump to 742.70
This guy is a market maker
[+7] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: All my real economy positions (e.g. HD) are getting clapped. Many are making new lows.
1. Bubble end is near
2. US markets to the freggin moon when the real economy stuff rebounds
3. Portfolio purgatory
[+7] u/kazkeb: Why trade shitcoin when you can just trade SPY? It has way more volatility.
[+7] u/ChristianM97: Why MU sliced 700 like butter but it’s struggling with 800?
[+7] u/Aware_Secret_8910: I think I would need to get a lobotomy to make money in this market
[+7] u/DTF_Truck: Oil prices don't matter
Inflation doesn't matter
War doesn't matter
Just buy high sell higher
[+7] u/Fresh_Researcher_242: MU = Money Unlimited
[+7] u/IlinistRainbow6: what the fuck is wrong with microsoft
[+7] u/eireniconic: buy high, keep buying
[+7] u/RagingBearBull: I litterally have done nothing and my portfolio has 2X since Jan.
Thats never happened before and now Im starting to get concerned.
[+7] u/Snowman33001: I LOVE ingesting microplastics!
Long microplastics!
[+7] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: Not even mad anymore. These spy pumps are genuinely insane. It just happens randomly, if you happen to have a call play in. Congrats I guess
[+7] u/Fearless-Mongoose566: Just woke up, why the fuck did spy go up? Is the war over?
[+6] u/PapayaBig430: Why am I such a pussy? This is why I won’t ever be rich. Like why tf did I buy calls if I’m gonna paper hand them anyways?
[+6] u/1goodthingaboutmuzic: Spy about to touch the sky new all time high
[+6] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: Why do I ever buy puts. Just gave back all the money I made on calls.
[+6] u/KroKart100: I am on an unbelievable run of just buying calls and printing money
[+6] u/bigjimsribs: The pump will continue all day I guarantee it
[+6] u/TrickyDickCheney: https://preview.redd.it/jqhvgxs6ux0h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=580b890f16369e52e46344c7d43b19bced3cde4a
Apple has been inside that channel for 7 years
[+6] u/Ready-Tennis8577: It’s such a good feeling when no one is talking about your ticker
[+5] u/Castopliani: Iran: If we put pressure on the poor people it will force you to negotiate
USA: lmao no
[+5] u/digitalradiohead: We will become fuel for data centers. It’s inevitable. Calls.
[+5] u/Screamdaditty: Market has literally going parabolic for the last 2 months.
[+5] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: bought BYD in case China convinces US to allow sale of their cars here.
oh shit, that's not a car company at all. it's "Boyd Gaming Corp". what the hell is that?
[+23] u/dogs_and_stuff: Life when I’m not holding weekly options:
https://preview.redd.it/pj7b9a9cky0h1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a19d2b95052d9ef4b757a8912c1470db293a297c
[+22] u/OSRSkarma: Bears…. If there are any left…
Suicide hotline - 988
Gambling hotline - 1-800-522-4700
[+15] u/lSazedl: You think bears ever get tired of losing money?
[+13] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Grocery stores boutta show prices using the scientific notation with the motherfucking inflation that's about to hit
[+12] u/PapitoMusk: This market is absolutely distustingly nasty.
I say this as a bull.
[+11] u/OSRSkarma: Is this not the blow off the top? Literally a repeat of early 2022??
Granted there is an ocean of capital because money is fake and with +4% inflation there is no where else to put money other than the market.
The straight up line is getting fishy though
[+10] u/Distinct_Chard3048: This is ridiculous sndk hasnt been up 15% for 3 days now
[+10] u/Neat-Ambition-2977: If we open 746, I will donate $1000 to my local animal shelter.
[+10] u/burrowed_greentext: bers would rather be correct but poor
bol would rather be wrong but rich
really makes u think 🤔
[+10] u/Beverlyheals: he sold?
P U M P I T
[+9] u/Affectionate-Idea690: Mu 900 by Friday book it
[+9] u/DiarrheaFartLover: You guys see the SPX going down 7 points and think it's a dump
You're all retarded
[+9] u/StandardDot5115: "they cant keep getting away with this!!"
they did, in fact, keep getting away with it
[+9] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: Fake dump to make room to pump again tomorrow. China could invade Taiwan tonight and we'd end +5% green after Axios told us to not believe our eyes
[+9] u/Nudge55: fucking profit taking losers
[+9] u/Throwawayz911: Bond market is absolutely plummeting while the stock market rips. Wow.
[+8] u/Neemzeh: Seriously pisses me off that TSLA is 1.8T market cap. Like wtf
[+8] u/bronfmanhigh: this ultimate bull lady on CNBC i love it says calls for the next 2 years
[+8] u/CMTTrader: It’s time for Kevin to drop interest rates to 0% and pump this market another 50%
[+8] u/Sco_420: U.K. time is goated. Free until 2.30pm. Trade the open make money. Early to bed and controlling your wife’s orgasms by close
[+8] u/No_Stand5622: Bers in China are called panda. They are endaendangered species
[+8] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: Dude..... fuck Tesla. 400 p/e on that bullshit? Gtfo. Fraud to infinity
[+8] u/plantsarehealthy: Market doesn’t care about inflation because when Iran war ends, inflation will go away
[+8] u/HywayKind: something terribly unsettling about this
[+8] u/Willing-Angle-2203: serious question: how do you get over the feeling of missed opportunities? the feeling of "ah fuck if I had invested here it would have been so good"
obviously hindsight and all that, but how? I feel guilty, and dumb, and compare myself to others
[+8] u/aftherith: I wasn't born this unsuccessful. It took hard work and dedication.
[+8] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: Spy 744 and I shit on my bosses desk
[+8] u/Donuttrapstar69: Bruhhh my Microsoft calls getting cooked
[+7] u/Environmental_Tap_25: every day i log on here we’re up 1-2% and everyone is bitching about how we aren’t going up fast enough
[+7] u/tripstermcgee808: Fuck I’m back buying penny stocks and convincing myself it’s not gambling
[+7] u/chromeskittlez: cannot believe this pump nothing can stop it I think this can legitimately pump for the next 3 months
[+7] u/miata_only: Venezuela is restructuring their debt this is going to be a huge boon for the market, you guys
[+7] u/Lord_Greedyy: Orange man is gonna pump China so hard, spy 760 eow
[+7] u/abused-throwawayy: Vix now up on a green day what the fuck does this shit even track anymore
[+7] u/Soybeanrice: Sold 0DTE 7400c’s for +2k instead of +60k 🤡
[+7] u/SlfImpr: Most new 52-week stock lows in the S&P 500 ever on a day when the index itself hit all-time high
Let's gamble! 🙌🙌🙌
[+7] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Tacos was good as hell boi
[+7] u/miata_only: I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you.
[+6] u/lndnmdn: the gap up tomorrow at open will be glorious
[+6] u/whatsagoinon1: It doesn't feel legal making this much money everyday.
[+6] u/wildcat1055: inflation is bullish?
You love to see it
[+6] u/Mission_Ad_6234: MU money glitch is patched
[+6] u/heikici: Only one guy in the world can crash this rocket, and it's not 🥭. It's me, the moment I give up and switch to calls it be the top.
[+6] u/spurkulator: Wait for morning dump, buy calls, sit back all day while it pumps. EZ
[+6] u/itsnotshade: Bears extinct as we approach the utopian singularity
[+6] u/deertracker2022: Here comes the volume on MU.
[+6] u/sonspurs: Bought puts yesterday…..
[+5] u/IntrepidToday0: Wait until Trump announces some trade deal with Chyna. Market gonna fly even higher. Then we have the eventual end to the Iran war. SPY 800 by June