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[+10] u/studybreak15: I bought memory stocks at the top
[+5] u/rothira29: Hope you guys got your puts ready today! Red day
[+5] u/vwapnerd: New all time highs by 11am
[+5] u/Shoddy_Ad897: Everyone knows green eod
[+5] u/SergeantThreat: This new thread was the black swan event
[+53] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: I BOUGHT 40K STOCK MU SNDK YESTERDAY AND ENDED THE BULL RUN THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+30] u/Scared-Signature-452: Bers pls remember I never meant all those things I said about you
[+29] u/YTLupo: TODAYS FORECAST:
CPI DATA (8:30AM):
LUKE WARM NOT HOT NOT COLD JUST ENOUGH TO MAKE EVERYONE ARGUE.
MANGO (1PM):
WILL BE ON TV BRAGGING ABOUT HOW MUCH THE ECONOMY HAS COOLED AND BECOME HOT AT THE SAME TIME.
RYAN COHEN (10PM):
HIS MOTHER WILL PEG HIM.
[+26] u/0DTEKing: U.S. APR CPI +0.6% (CONSENSUS +0.6%) , EXFOOD/ENERGY +0.4% (CONSENSUS +0.3%)
U.S. APR CPI YEAR-OVER-YEAR +3.8% (CONSENSUS +3.7%) , EXFOOD/ENERGY +2.8% (CONSENSUS +2.7%)
[+23] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: Good morning US, dont forget to buy stonks after your ozempic shot.
[+22] u/OscarCapac: Play it safe, full port MU dip
[+21] u/WallStreetBoners: The market hates uncertainty.
Now that CPI is out and we are CERTAIN we are cooked the market can resume the rocket straight up
[+21] u/rocier: oh wow a red day, i forgot about these
[+20] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Once again I managed to buy the top on both SNDK and DRAM
[+20] u/tropicalia84: Absolutely perfect time to get into some beat up names like MU, SDNK, DRAM, AMD, and INTC
[+20] u/whitepug: If this is the cooked CPI the real CPI would give the market a heart attack LMFAO 😭
[+18] u/wildcat1055: I'm not worried. I had my calls hedged with more calls.
[+17] u/zainwhb: “The rugpull will be insane” “Crash incoming” “Imagine buying MU top”
just put the fries in the bag bro
[+17] u/Aladean1217: eBay: You’re literally the worst company we’ve heard of.
GameStop: But you have heard of me…😉
[+16] u/TheYearGuesser: This will forever be known as Red Tuesday. The day the market contracted 0.26% pre market
[+15] u/I_work_too_much: Just realized I was still posting in the old thread, like a sad, lonely, gay gambling degenerate.
So I'm here now to post as a happy, connected, straight gambling degenerate.
[+15] u/Cactuszach: If they say inflation is up 3.8% with cooked numbers you know the real number is horrific.
[+15] u/dabblesest: Guys it’s black Tuesday. The market is about to collapse in 30 minutes. If you’re reading this, it’s already too late. All you can do now is hold your loved ones and apologize to the bers that you’ve mocked and tormented for years.
Thanks for reading my ber fan fiction.
[+14] u/Waiting4Reccession: 95% of people working in finance must be retarded.
[+14] u/Johnny_Handsum: > “We have concluded that your proposal is neither credible nor attractive,” eBay told Cohen.
😂😭
Can't believe they took away the Mexican guy laughing emoji. That quote is exactly what it's designed for.
[+14] u/Ok_GAINZ: war. bullish. oil disruption. bullish. no fed cuts. bullish. private credit woes. bullish. circular financing. bullish. hotter than expected inflation. bullish.
[+14] u/awetfartruinedmylife: MSFT go up or I'll have to prostitute myself
[+14] u/SoloOutdoor: How the fuck did Ryan Cohen not only beat out the other sperm but then get to the position he is in. Hes the biggest retard I have ever seen.
[+14] u/DataDiction: Inflation at nearly 4% but its ok because it was predicted to be that bad
[+13] u/_Fibbles_: Predicted terrible inflation of 3.7%, the cooked figure is even worse at 3.8%, the real figure is probably above 5%.
The market: believe it or not, bullish
[+13] u/ukweeve: "we'll just refinance". "if you think its going to zero we'll just deal with that". ...just practising these lines for when my wife comes home later and Im drunk and crying
[+13] u/Junesathon: Whelp back to pokemon cards
[+13] u/vanceraa: cpi good: “shits cooked”
cpi bad: “real and true sell everything”
read this in 10mins
[+13] u/TonyStarks81: If inflation goes up then stocks must go up. Simple math people.
[+13] u/Knockglass: Genuinely the most “sure why not” market I’ve seen
[+12] u/0xBorisjohnson: Turns out everything isn't computer
[+12] u/Dioxzise: Alright, my turn to buy the Dip 😎
Now watch this Drive 🏌️
[+12] u/Several-Bridge-6287: At least the economy is doing great and the strait of hormuz is open.... Right?
[+12] u/confused_teabagger: IDK what wtf products they use to calculate CPI, but just groceries alone are provably up 50%-100% in the last 12-16 months alone. I mean the exact same products. I use debit/credit for everything and an app to track and dissect every purchase over time.
[+12] u/ScytherDOTA: im blocking everyone that uses pinching fingers emoji because I think they're actually and quite literally retarded
[+11] u/TreGet234: Smelling the fear here, i decided to be greedy and buy the semiconductor dip. I expect handsome rewards.
[+11] u/KittyLover-7: When does the administration do an Intel gain post?
[+11] u/BillyShears2015: The new Visual Mod is clearly to blame for all the fucked up threads. Puts on AI
[+11] u/EpsteinDrive400: Bruhh... 0.6% month over month is 7.44% analized. Emphasis on the anal
[+11] u/West_Track_9927: clearly the CPI was leaked last night
[+11] u/RedCandleInMyAss: Higher inflation seems to be bullish. What a bullshit market
[+11] u/Athien: If the past two months has shown us anything, it will all be back to green right at open
[+11] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Don’t you hate when you miss the exit for work and end up 3 hours away at the beach day trading?
[+11] u/No-Put2311: As a new MU investor I wasn't aware this stock could go red, I'd like a refund please
[+11] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Green dildo at open will feed generations
[+10] u/Regardium-Leviosa: How many threads must a man post in before you can call him a regard?
[+10] u/Skilledthunder: Welp that’s it, capitalism has failed. Market is over. Freak the fuck out and sell everything
[+10] u/ShittyUsernane1222: CPI numbers will be cooked by 🥭's finest Michelin star chefs.
[+10] u/vermilli21: Watch this CPI be a nothing burger LOL 🤣
[+10] u/Wowmuchrya: Why don’t they just make the expected CPI number 999.999% every month so that way when it comes in at 5% they can cope and be like “LOL SEE ITS BELOW LLLOLLLL ITS FINE!!!!!”
Anyone know?
[+10] u/These_Difficulty_126: Inflation hotter than expected, but why stuff lowkey ticking up now?
[+10] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Nasdaq has rallied almost 30% in a straight line and won't even pull back 1% on hot CPI lmao
[+10] u/lionkevin713: My goal is to be like Michael Burry - have one massive victory and milk that for the rest of my career
[+9] u/isukforfree: How do i get a refund on my MU calls 💀
[+9] u/knoqd_: 0.1% higher. It’s fucking OVER
[+9] u/Reasonable_Roger: oh look, nothing.......
SPY 750
[+9] u/tropicalia84: # ALREADY GOING BACK UP ON BAD DATA
# CALLS AT OPEN
[+9] u/isukforfree: Priced in. Buy more semi calls today
[+9] u/donniedarko1010: Not even a dip for ants on the bad cpi numbers, it's already bullish.
[+9] u/Future_Light_8571: The consumer is fine. It’s fucking packed everywhere. Costco, restaurants, bars ALL PACKED!!!
[+9] u/pain474: SPY +0.5% at close and you know it
[+9] u/bigswordmeatlord: Cheap DRAM calls are on the menu for today
[+9] u/chummyfromow: US APRIL CONSUMER PRICES RISE 23.9% M/M.
US APRIL CONSUMER PRICES RISE 194.0% Y/Y.
ECONOMY ON THE BRINK OF IMPLODING.
GREEN BY LUNCH.
[+9] u/Full_Cash6140: Are bears in disbelief that hot cpi is pushing the market back up?
[+9] u/zainwhb: Yall can now proudly say you survived the bear market of 12th May (only premarket)
[+9] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # BREAKING: Wendy’s up 16% because bers are paying them to rent out their dumpsters
[+9] u/wyudtix: Bers never learn. Markets are only designed to go up. I used to be a Ber myself but at some point I stopped fighting reality
[+8] u/Star_Lord924: ##CPI = Calls Print Immensely (I hope)
[+8] u/tropicalia84: Ice cold CPI going to send us straight back up to +1%
[+8] u/cbusoh66: eBay to Cohen: Just put the fries in the bag bruh
[+8] u/Fkn1v1mem8: high CPI just means stocks go up to stay in line with devaluation of USD
[+8] u/FrostySoftPressure: We pumping in 5 mins
[+8] u/S0Anon: heres the semi dip everyone said they wanted, and now you're scared to buy?
[+8] u/Ok_Passage7069: They better have fucking cooked the books
[+8] u/Happy-Champion1661: TIL higher CPI is bullish LOL
[+8] u/Legendary-Lemon: Higher CPI is bullish
Lower CPI is bullish
[+8] u/0xBorisjohnson: TRUMPED UP TRICKLE DOWN FREAKENOMICS PRAISE ALLAH
[+8] u/Spy300: > ✅️ Public Debt $38.5T **CRITICAL**
> ✅️ Debt-to-GDP Ratio 122.6% **CRITICAL**
> ✅️ Interest / Revenue 33.0% **DEBT TRAP**
> ✅️ 12 Month Debt Roll **12 TRILLION**
Relax fools. No one is raising. They're cutting to 1% and doing YCC.
[+8] u/Future_Light_8571: Shits pumping so hard
[+8] u/Retaining-Wall: Markets gon' be like "oh it's 3.8 pretty much as we expected, a good prediction, believe it or not that's bullish."
[+8] u/YutaYutaO: we hit the bottom now do 0dte calls easiest money ever
[+8] u/cbusoh66: New BLS director has one job
[+8] u/BeepBoopDep: BEARS REALLY THOUGHT
[+8] u/tristis_veritas: *Cooked inflation numbers are still highest in 3 years.*
Fed: "Let's not overreact and make sure we keep printing money."
[+8] u/Throwaway_biglaw: The report was hot in terms of how cool it was in its hotness. Up 2% today.
[+8] u/Happy-Champion1661: yeah guys CPI beats earnings, that's why we are going up
rr-right?
job market cooked, higher inflation, oil at $100, but everything is fine, keep buying more INTC at negative PE, or 86 forward PE!
[+8] u/Ravenous-Hydrant: Fuck me, I forgot inflation is bullish! ATH by open!
[+8] u/cgonz15: Of course SPY will pump pre market before us degens can get calls 🙄
[+8] u/Moist_Chain_POL: why tf it's rebounding all of a sudden???.....
[+8] u/WallStreetBoners: If stocks end green today are we confirming a currency collapse?
[+8] u/lupinle1: Market: CPI beats expectation, pump!
[+8] u/UnivalveX: anything below +1.5% will unacceptable today
[+8] u/the_mind_goblin1: That bear market was really scary, glad we're getting out of it
[+8] u/the_mind_goblin1: damn, you won't even be able to sell your puts for a profit at open, will you? all that red wasted
[+8] u/Ceyenne18: lmfao!!!
3.8% and Vix dropping like a rock ... :)
The universe must love bulls.
[+8] u/dreamer_Neet: Jpow is gone and cant help us no more lmao
[+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: Anyone else get downvoted to oblivion when they said ebay wouldn't accept that gamestop shit a week ago?
[+8] u/tropicalia84: # QQQ 710 AT OPEN THEN 715 WITHIN 15 MINUTES
[+7] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: When they only give me a 2% raise but inflation is twice that amount 😞
[+7] u/Eddyrancid: Shaping up to be the reddest day in living memory
[+7] u/Piano5pctCapital: Which part of "half cash half stock" and "it's on the website" didn't Ebay get? Cmon folks
[+7] u/LaserBeamer17: Bears declaring victory before CPI, I’ve seen this movie before
[+7] u/pussinbuuts: Why market red
Unacceptable insanity
[+7] u/cbusoh66: In space, you need two things to succeed: Credible leadership and great execution.
ASTS lacks both.
[+7] u/Mammoth_Bank_7886: The joy of trading options is seeing your portfolio deep in the red because of a minor correction. If only I started by end of march instead of end of april.
Still bullish until Nvidia makes its earning call on May 20th but rotating to puts is on the to-do list.
[+7] u/RjBloxks: Sell it all to zero fuck it
[+7] u/PushAble2463: All my national finance papers are posting doomsday shit today about energy crisis and comparing numbers to 1970’s, dot com, 2008 etc etc. Expect a face ripping rally from here
[+7] u/Superente_: So CPI will come in hot, but because it was expected to be hot, no one will care. Is that right?
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Headline CPI will be way hotter than core due to oil. The good thing is we created Core CPI to remove anything that actually matters lmao.
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: Hedgies are ruining my life
[+7] u/Professional-Tap2052: No way the CPI numbers are actually not going to be cooked . Right?
[+7] u/widerdog: im gonna get gangbanged today with my calls
[+7] u/whagon-wheel: Markets gonna rip after CPI -2.6%
[+7] u/NervousChemistry7401: Hopped on the DRAM/MU train yesterday. Always able to find that top somehow.
[+7] u/Ok_Passage7069: Who’s algo bot reads faster GO!
[+7] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Axios waiting to push send for their market pumping headline lol
[+7] u/NHLBro: Damn bers are fkd again huh
[+7] u/Snoo23417: Believe it or not, puts.
^Just ^wanted ^to ^see ^what ^it ^feels ^like ^to ^say ^it.
[+7] u/Adamos0210: CPI bullish everything already bouncing back
[+7] u/Evander85: Markets recover as (checks notes) inflation rises more than expected
[+7] u/Cav829: Somehow the end of the American economy was priced in. Who knew.
[+7] u/FeverTreeCloud: Fuck, 🥭 had only one job
Cook the god damn inflation numbers lower 😤
[+7] u/teh_herper: # MU shrek, LIKE CLOCKWORK
[+7] u/AprilsSecretAccount: The surprising ways the Iran war is improving economic resilience
by Howard Lutnick
[+7] u/Samjabr: Remember: Talking heads will tell you that higher inflation will hurt the consumer.
What it really hurts: The Poors.
Everyone else is spending their asses off on 3rd and 4th vacation homes, $150,000 "Family" SUV's with 600HP, and taking cruises on ships the size of small cities.
If you think those people give a s\*\*t about gas being higher by 50 cents, you will end up just like them.
[+7] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Hell yah we beat the CPI estimates!
...That's good right?
[+7] u/zainwhb: Massive V incoming, bers in shambles left to suck cock
[+7] u/Adamos0210: Market is going to be forrest gumping it to new ATHs everyday until the end of time
[+7] u/NoProfessional4650: Lmao MU is starting to rip
[+7] u/SuffiecientSapian: “Rate cuts are now practically ZERO!! Quick buy more memory stocks” ☠️
[+7] u/whitehypeman: Yes, prices are only up 3.8% from where they were a year ago...
[+7] u/ComfortablePiglet842: My god spy is just gonna trickle its way back to positive like everything is A ok once again
[+7] u/catluck: Stagflation. Rat pee pandemic. AGI takeover. Sovereign debt crisis. Energy production grinding to a halt.
[+7] u/Alternative_Rule6208: I see reddit posts asking 100k MU or 100k DRAM. You know what that means
[+7] u/zslszh: This war made me realize all news agencies are fake news
[+7] u/Illustrious_Pair2990: Remember when /b/ was good
[+7] u/Thisispaartaaa: Funny thing with inflation...it means things get more expensive...this includes assets like, oh I dunno, STOCKS...infinite money glitch
[+7] u/bigswordmeatlord: Somehow, ASTS returned
[+7] u/whitehypeman: Just got a warning from reddit's ai for calling a CEO a pdf. Apparently, this hurts communities and I'm to be very careful going forward. Puts on reddit
[+7] u/OsamaBagHolding: We don't do this because its easy.
We do this because we thought it would be easy.
[+7] u/Nojjii: !banbet ASTS $100 15d
[+7] u/tropicalia84: Everybody on earth knows there's going to be a MASSIVE green dildo at open
[+7] u/Competitive-Water944: Inflation hitting everything but my peener 😡
[+7] u/SetRestart: If MU is down on market open and you don't buy it just accept you're a shit investor and a bear.
[+7] u/OkBeginning9576: i just called my mom the N word
[+6] u/KodiakBlackIsBack: Can’t wait for bers to load up on puts at open and then we rip upward once again
[+6] u/TreGet234: Why is everyone so scared? If this was the blow off top pop we would be down 30% on semis already.
[+6] u/Madrid_Fan: Every new thread is another -1% on Spy
[+6] u/Ok-Art6659: Why is everyone so confident it will be a blood red day?
I dont know why, so calls it is
[+6] u/Your_mum6969420: I cant do this anymore guys, tell me where the nearest bridge is
[+6] u/Educational_Web8295: market been wild this week, my portfolio looking like horror movie sequel nobody asked for
[+6] u/LegolasofMirkwood: I’m red green colorblind so if I just turn my phone upside down it’s all G
[+6] u/puffinnbluffin: How the fuck is TSLA still at $440
[+6] u/mehmilani: It's astonishing how you don't see LULU is gonna transition to spandex data centers and 10x from here.
[+6] u/PushAble2463: It’s tuesday guys… you already know
[+6] u/I_work_too_much: My Roth is pretty much like a toilet with unflushed turds floating around in it.
[+6] u/Axonum: Cpi gonna be cooked get ready for pamp and mooning
[+6] u/ZYHUA: name 1 dollar AI has made you irl.
Yeah? I thought so
[+6] u/Ok_Passage7069: Algos just setting it up for a V. Algos LOVE Vs
[+6] u/Appropriate_One_4273: Who else is slamming MU calls at open
[+6] u/Samjabr: I warned everyone yesterday that I was buying DRAM.
I'm not bragging but I control these markets. I am the inverse God!
[+6] u/jwhitmer00: Plug pushing $4 pre market.
[+6] u/likeabosstroll: ASTS and RDW bag holder freshly minted right here.
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: Flat
Thanks for playing
[+6] u/Knarre30: You know its bad when cooked numbers are still higher than expacted
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: higher CPI no drop, fucking rigged
[+6] u/iAmGrimTV: The dog days are over, welcome back to the choppy fuck fest
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: LMAO 2% MY ASS...4% INFLATION HERE WE COME
[+6] u/_RAPTORMAN_: Today is a special day. Like all other days but today is special. I will make a very shitty trade, lose a lot of money, and blame It on manipulation.
[+6] u/Legendary-Lemon: So the CPI is bad even after being cooked af LMAO
[+6] u/BillyShears2015: The executive chef is pleased to bring you these CPI numbers cooked to a nice ‘medium’. Still tender without being overdone
[+6] u/AGigatonicxs: Cpi nothing burger back to pumping
[+6] u/Crazy_Donkies: So the numbers are higher because energy is more expensive. Gee, who could have seen this coming. SPY touches green at some point today because this was expected.
[+6] u/SlfImpr: Who is buying the $MU dip before it runs to $1200? 😂
[+6] u/Thin_Cat8817: Never trust the first move
[+6] u/OscarCapac: Wowzers CPI coming in exactly like last month, thanks for the apocalyptic headlines bozos
Another 5% day for the NVDA MU LITE SNDK port
[+6] u/dyler13: SNDK popping on lukewarm CPI data! We’re back boys!! Let’s ride!!!
[+6] u/the_mind_goblin1: Fuck your inflation, we pump in this bitch
[+6] u/sushilee123: The melt up continues.
[+6] u/LaHhxL: Shits actually going up!!
[+6] u/ThatOneRedditBro: If inflation is barely up after historic oil prices, and we have cut friendly fed, we are still bullish from here.
Remember, oil hisotric. .1% increase. Lol.
Massive green EOD
[+6] u/uncsucks: Supercore cpi 0.4% lol we goin down boys
[+6] u/Wowmuchrya: Inflation only up 0.5% MoM not 100000000% Spy 9000 EOD
CELEBRATE!
[+6] u/Piano5pctCapital: In this 2026 helium balloon market, -0.3% pre-market is basically Black Tuesday. Correction over, thanks for playing bers
[+6] u/Legendary-Lemon: BREAKING NEWS: CPI IS FAKE AND GHEY. \~AXIOS
[+6] u/jbwhittle87: Pre-market is my drunk uncle.
[+6] u/Chlo-Motion: Market will V as usual; bears have short memories. Maybe they should buy SNDK and MU to improve their memory
[+6] u/tribalDruid78: Can someone explain the V to me these numbers are HORRENDOUS
[+6] u/AdExtension3875: believe it or not.. im fucked!
[+6] u/optionsCone: Always on top, thank you mango
\> US INFLATION ROSE TO 3.8% YoY IN APRIL, THE HIGHEST LEVEL IN 3 YEARS, AS SURGING GAS, SHELTER & FOOD PRICES INCREASED COST PRESSURES FOR AMERICANS
[+6] u/spectra444: Bots out in full force today and it’s not even 9am yet
[+6] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: No way those numbers aren't cooked. People are giving up basic shit just to survive
[+6] u/ervelee: Sidney Sweeney says inflation isn’t real. Good enough for me.
[+6] u/fenriswulfwsb: This premarket lunacy is a lie. We dumping today.
[+6] u/miata_only: It's Tuesday AM and every restaurant downtown is packed with people laughing and eating out. Most of them have $15 mimosas and bloody marys. Don't all these people have a job they should be at in like 5 minutes? Doesn't anyone work anymore, you guys?
[+6] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: This sub has been taken over by redditards and it shows.
[+6] u/bzl33: inflation over the summer gonna be worse
[+5] u/varyingopinions: So when will my $750 SPY 5/12 Call be in the money? I got it at $0.10 yesterday morning and it's at $0.02 this morning. After dropping below $0.0 it just wraps around to $65,535 like a unsigned 16-bit integer I think.
[+5] u/mehmilani: Of all bagholders in the world, being a SPY bagholder is something else.
[+5] u/BeautifulHoneydew316: Will be green by open
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Sometimes I time my shitposts to maximize exposure and upvotes
[+5] u/perceptive_AI: It will be funny when companies be like why the fuck am I paying for so much tokens when China open source LLM performs about the same but cost 50x less and all these AI companies Anthropic/OpenAI/etc. just crashes.
[+5] u/AdOk3638: Can i refinance my calls into puts guys? 😭😭😭😭
[+5] u/v0xb0x_: CPI will save the bulls
[+5] u/zNatural: Gme regards are the worst
[+5] u/Sir_Grindalot: Real companies sell off while quantum memes are pumping. Top might be in, I'm afraid
[+5] u/RoastedPeanuts1812: Bears thought lmaooo hahaha…..oops sorry just a little too soon
[+5] u/0DTEKing: If you invested in Meta 12 months ago, you are still at breakeven meanwhile index is up 23%
😁
[+5] u/Constant_Sea_2259: Who here is investing or is already invested in mu/sndk?
[+5] u/EducationalClient759: Bulls have been banking wins for weeks on volume as thin as Christmas Day. lol
[+5] u/IcyDiver3484: Be greedy when others are greedy! Sell everything when others are fearful
[+5] u/Coogiez: There’s no taco coming today. Today you get the hot sauce in your portfolio
[+5] u/Muted-South4737: Bers, I would gently remind you that every single dip recently, even when we were back under 630 recently, every single dip gets bought. So too, this one shall pass.
[+5] u/financiallythriving: They really need to redesign toilet paper seat covers, they suck so bad
[+5] u/powerboner: Damn I really bought SOXL at the top lol
[+5] u/tearslikesn0w: Let the bodies hit the floor
[+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Only 3.8% . Bullish AF. Market has priced in inflation of 4.5% . We got better than expected. Rip bers
[+5] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: ok now that we have a bad news we can ignore it and pump
[+5] u/ThisIsMyRedditAcct20: Quick. Somebody post the meme of Buffett saying panic sell everything
[+5] u/Illustrious_Job1951: #WE ARE THE HOTTEST COUNTRY
with inflation
[+5] u/Kindled808: Yeah not enough to bring her down. Calls it is
[+5] u/Similar-Turnip2482: How could Biden do this
[+5] u/ThaddeusJP: Ebay told Game stop the same thing my ex told me
*We have concluded that your proposal is neither credible nor attractive.*
[+5] u/king_of_all_retards: I was banned for 7 days by reddit
Damn it
Missed you all retards ❤️
[+5] u/CerebrumMortuus: SPY can go to zero idc but I need MU to hit 1k stat
[+5] u/BurstingTitan88: But 🥭 told me tariffs and wars don’t increase prices 😭😭😭
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Inflation isn't 10% annualized. Pump it.
[+5] u/GeneralHoudini: i have calls but holy shit this market is rigged
[+5] u/FLRugDealer: Open up already so I can buy this dip plz
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: We’re going lower today. Puts.
[+5] u/browsk: It’s going to be another Green Day 😂
[+5] u/joshuarobinsonmsu: least obvious bear trap
[+5] u/EnginrA: How are we almost green this shit makes no sense
[+5] u/Patient_Smoke_5274: I'm going all in on PLUG. - Gemini told me to
[+5] u/schnoggly: we should inflate our own currency to pay off deficit then switch to trump coin
[+5] u/KingRog85: SPY looking like shreks dick. Hang on fellas it’s Tuesday. Green by close
[+5] u/_pout_: I like red days.
I'm only happy when it rains.
[+5] u/DabblingInIt: Feeling one of those surprise big red candles today. I was expecting it yesterday, and the charts were showing the signals. Speculating before market open that it comes in at some point today. Watch your positions, take your profits and take action when the candles show trend or break in trend. Don't deny the ticker on the wall, it's doing what it's gonna do, ride the move don't fight it.
This post is me talking to myself, telling myself to do what I know and not to lie to myself that the market will change what it's doing just to save my trades because I want it to. We have a lot of pumping going, if that power isn't enough to keep it up, you know there's power to not just let it fall but to push it down. Don't worry, it'll come back, there's not enough to hold it there. Just don't enter too early or exit too late, wait for confirmation moves.
[+5] u/Chosoiii: Anyone who missed out on buying calls last week. Now’s your chance at open.
[+5] u/OkHighlight2856: Tight hairy pussy is heavily underrated
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Phew, all the bulls were just asleep early this morning it reeked of bears
[+5] u/vermilli21: All the 5 year olds just woke up
[+5] u/Mr60SPX: Market must have been really scared of CPI to rally off the lows of the morning on those numbers.
Everything was hotter than expected except MoM inflation which came in at consensus.
[+5] u/booster_gold__: QQQ and MU calls today
[+5] u/Amitriptylinekoning: inflation means chips will be more expensive, meaning we need MORE RIGHT NOW so pump that shi
[+5] u/River_Sandhu: CPI bad, portfolio green. What is this dark magic
[+5] u/True_Butterscotch362: Can the casino open already shit is pumping
[+5] u/Imgoin2brich: TODAY IS THE DAY THE DOW JONES STOPS BEING A DCKHEAD AND BEGINS CATCHING UP TO SP500 GAINS
DIA TO 503 BY MEMORIAL DAY PLAYAZ
[+5] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: it’s 2026 and bears still think inflation is bearish
[+5] u/No_Current3675: I wish Sleepy was here
[+5] u/Ok_GAINZ: the top isnt in until NFT's go from -99% to -98%
[+5] u/zainwhb: MU GO UP U FAT MEMORY BASTARD
[+5] u/LiveInLayers: Inflation is back in the menu!
[+5] u/MufasasParachute: 💚✅🎄🔫🍀🌲🌴🐍🐸
Green by open
[+5] u/Full_Ad_6502: The real catalyst for a market crash is only a week away (Nvidia crushing their earnings)
[+5] u/CryptoTAGod: generational wealth will be built on MU calls bought today
[+5] u/dabblesest: Mods can we ban them?
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Why would you? It's already worthless
[+5] u/Harp-Note: Looks like that potential decision would've aged badly.
[+99] u/OSRSkarma: US APRIL CONSUMER PRICES RISE 0.6% M/M; EST. +0.6%
US APRIL CONSUMER PRICES RISE 3.8% Y/Y; EST. +3.7%
US APRIL CORE CPI RISES 0.4% M/M; EST. +0.3%
US APRIL CORE CPI RISES 2.8% Y/Y; EST. +2.7%
US APR CPI ENERGY PRICES +3.8%
[+24] u/Ok_Wallaby_7401: People freaking out about being down 0.6% like we aren't up 16% in 6 weeks.
[+22] u/Gom_KBull: not even down 1%, everyones already losing their shit LMAO
[+19] u/Graefmf: Full ported DRAM on 2x margin. Wish me luck
[+16] u/AgitatedJump8459: Buying more mu fuck it we ball
[+16] u/miss_L_fire: I’m adding to my MU calls, believe it or not one red day doesn’t mean it’s all over
[+15] u/Independent-Tree-985: TRUMP IS POSTING NORTH KOREA QUALITY WAR PROPAGANDA
[+14] u/IndependentUsual7444: Last chance to get out bers
[+14] u/FrostingOk2692: I am almost inclined to believe those fuckers going MU 1000 end of week
[+13] u/Apocalyptic-Post: Bought so many calls yesterday. Might just close the app for the day and hope to be pleasantly surprised tonight
*takes peek at 9:37*
[+13] u/ChloroVstheWorld: At the end of the day it’s night
[+13] u/Delicious_Put_5857: getting rid of the gas tax, which encourages buying more gas, in response to a supply shock. hmm.
[+13] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: >Do small trades, market 1-2% gains daily on SPY/QQQ. Make money but small amounts
>decide to do a large trade today. Market straight up deletes itself
Every time.
[+12] u/ILikePastuh: 13 more minutes until I lose all my money
[+12] u/fzrox: Buy the fucking dip.
[+12] u/justCairo: Calls boat is leaving. Get in before you get left behind
[+12] u/OptionGamble: wtf did I get caught in a bull trap
[+12] u/JuicyJohnny69: All of my fellow DRAM/MU/MUU soldiers HOLD! This is a fake out they don't want us to acquire generational wealth
[+11] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Glad you all survived the bear market of the morning of May 12 2026
[+11] u/Avocadonot: Lmao one of our junior devs is doing a live presentation and its so bad that senior team members jumped in and have been correcting it longer than the junior has been speaking
[+11] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: The market literally thinks the consumer doesn't matter at this point.
That's honestly not a joke. They've completely ignored the economy entirely. Inflation doesnt matter, gas prices dont matter, unemployment doesnt matter, NOTHING MATTERS.
The story is a dozen companies buying shit from eachother, and making memory cost a fortune. It really is that retarded.
[+11] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: Memory gonna pull back 1 day of gains after 30 days of pump and people are proclaiming everything over lmao
[+11] u/idontcare111: MSFT: “ I can go lower”
[+11] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: Call premiums haven’t even moved with this dump. The whole market knows it will just recover
[+11] u/MajikoiA3When: That was a disgusting bull trap
[+10] u/No-Improvement3164: Remember when CPI caused the market to drill 2%?
[+10] u/DiamondHands667: Lost everything in 3 minutes
[+10] u/HHDemos: bullshit reversal out of nowhere? sure why not
[+10] u/Hot_Ice5175: TRUMP: SHIPS ARE COMING TO TEXAS, LOUISIANA TO LOAD UP WITH OIL
Well $4.50 a gallon sucked dick, can’t wait for it to get worse.
[+10] u/Affectionate-Idea690: mkay all pussies sold now let er rip lol
[+10] u/Tay_Tay86: He's posting AI images of battleships fitted with laser cannons blowing Iranian drones out of the sky.
#LMAO 🤌 LETS JUST WHIP OUT THE X-WINGS TOO
[+9] u/Alarmed_Schedule_344: CPI beat earnings! Bull surge today
[+9] u/trsx5: Jim Cramer making me laugh today.. fuck me im gonna be deep red
[+9] u/MajikoiA3When: Half cut, half hike it's on the website
[+9] u/liikenneaksioma: MU only +6 % yesterday was the signal of the end times
[+9] u/wallstreetdiva37: This healthy pullback is needed. Stop freaking out children. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!
[+9] u/Fhyzikz: I want a nice -5% QQQ day
[+9] u/refrigeratorsHD: Damn DRAM getting fucked
[+9] u/OptionsHuduga: LAST NIGHT: POET CURED CANCER
THIS MORNING: POET IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CANCER
[+9] u/Paincoast89: about to go into a meeting, MU better pump by the time I get out
[+9] u/LowWarthog: I’ve seen this movie before. Green by mid-morning.
[+9] u/GalacticPlutoBear: Not falling for this. It’s calls. It’s always calls
[+9] u/Jets237: This is either beginning of the end, or..
nah.. still calls
[+9] u/Total-Savings6385: Get in losers we're going to mars
[+9] u/yesnoanon123: Bye bye you greedy fucks
[+9] u/Coley44: MSFT LMMFFFAAAAOOOO WHAT THE FUCK?
[+9] u/nayneks: Nastiest v ever incoming
[+9] u/Break1ng_Bud: For the first time ever, I timed the market and sold everything yesterday
Cash gang 🤞
[+9] u/mrdazed: Should I sell my puts for a profit? Absolutely.
Am I going to be an idiot and wait, catching the rebound and end up losing all of my money? You bet.
[+8] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: It’s okay this is just short term pain for long term pain 👍
[+8] u/Soffatjockis: What if hormuz has been open this whole time but oil kept high just to make oil people rich???
[+8] u/kyndrid_: Rip 8k of yesterday’s gains
[+8] u/brucekeller: man those bulls sure will be crying in their mansions and lambos when this bubble eventually pops
[+8] u/borkdpasito: 10Y bond getting close to Axios Headline territory
[+8] u/Czyzzle: Tech profit taking. Rotation into small caps
[+8] u/Alert-Pipe-3005: Welcome to the party inflation!!
[+8] u/barelyreadsenglish: Lol, record cheap oil only thing that kept inflation slightly controlled. Then oil doubled and inflation rises "only" .01%. Riiiight, house of cards.
[+8] u/Aware_Secret_8910: MSFT green. It's over, the MMs are not even trying to make sense of this market
[+8] u/Springhash: Masses will be loving this mu dip later today
[+8] u/davidbigham: believe it or not. SPY call at open
[+8] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Ah yes Fed Goolsbee says CPI was worse than expected time to break my addiction to food and buy equities like a real adult person
[+8] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Oh DRAM. pls dont fuck me over. $60 EOW?
[+8] u/SovietDog1342: This is just one of ten days of the year the bears get to make money. I can live with that
[+8] u/idontcare111: Name a gayer stock than MSFT. You can’t
[+8] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Timing the market beats time in the market
[+8] u/big-baller-47: MU generation dip, levels not seen since yesterday
[+8] u/Burtonwurton: LOL MSFT. There is the MSFT i know. POS.
[+8] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: YOU CALL THIS A CRASH. IVE SEEN FAT, DRUNK PEOPLE AT WEDDINGS DIP LOWER THAN THIS!
[+8] u/Suavecore_: Crazy how literally 30 seconds can change my nvda calls from -50% to +0.1%
[+8] u/POWRAXE: Rught roh bears, MU looks like it’s about to do the thing again 👀
[+8] u/mtnrnnr802: Imagine not buying the DRAM dip
[+8] u/Stmast: I deserve an award for holding msft
[+8] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Just keep buying odte calls bols, this will surely go up
[+8] u/BlatantPlatitude: Calls on Jensen Huang’s leather jackets
[+8] u/__pickle_rick: AXIOS DO SOMETHING FOR CHRIST SAKE WERE DOWN BAD
[+8] u/temporary-account-: If the market recovers from this today, it’s literally never coming down.
[+8] u/VIPDeluxeTendies: I'm not scared. (I'm very scared)
[+8] u/Opposite-Wrongdoer84: I bought a 0dte put on spy so we should rocket up soon
[+7] u/National-Log5203: You either die a profit-taker, or live long enough to see yourself become a bagholder.
Or something
[+7] u/Extension-Ad917: MU is red for some reason. I tried turning my computer on and off but can't seem to fix it. Any tips?
[+7] u/moosewithamuffin: Open the f’kin casino you crazy bastards!
[+7] u/Iunatic: The US gov is gonna inflate the debt away and there are people sitting in cash. LMAO
[+7] u/Czyzzle: Unpopular Opinion: Rotate out of tech into consumer goods
[+7] u/noahmfs: Ohh so we will have 🌮 Tuesday and mega burrito Wednesday with extra rice!
[+7] u/Acceptable-Lawyer624: Msft is on absolute demon time. I knew investing in MSFT was indeed so much better than sndk and mu combined. Im calling it 415 eoy
[+7] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: I feel like 1dte Tesla calls……
Who’s coming with me?
[+7] u/Business-Today646: You all are cooked. I just bought.
[+7] u/CEOofBeanz: AMD will be filing for bankruptcy because of this pre-market drop
[+7] u/Infinite-Meet: sndk at levels not seen since... yesterday
[+7] u/winston511: Doordashed a grand slam this morning, something the bers could never afford to do
[+7] u/Saosinyaj: Scared money dont make money boys.
[+7] u/Suavecore_: I wish I had money for a bunch of spy calls with this dip before it hits 750 by noon
[+7] u/hioman01: Freak the fuck out at open
[+7] u/Candid_Payment_4094: Generational buying opportunities here
[+7] u/GonnaBeWealthy: I’m down 40% today fuck me
[+7] u/spurkulator: we gonna pump again today arent we?
[+7] u/Forward-Ad5608: Holy s\*\*\* MSFT I knew you would dump at open but even for you this is extreme
[+7] u/Total_Schedule591: This is fucking boring. I might do outside things
[+7] u/AirportMaterial5917: it's not fun any more
[+7] u/GuwopGOAT: You thought MU was gonna have a red day lmao
[+7] u/weewoowewoooo: RKLB pumps 7% in 5 mins lmfaooooo
[+7] u/FatFluffyFish: Memory and NVDA back to its scheduled pump.
Last chance to get out bers LMAO
[+7] u/nocashflow_: really hate myself lmao
[+7] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: mu 1100 6/12. wish me luck regards
[+7] u/llamaflocka: When no one expects it to shit the bed is usually when the poo stains appear
[+7] u/7fingersDeep: Remember way back when this sub lost their mind over SPY 700+
Man, that was the golden era.
[+7] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Bought more DRAM. We will say bye to the 50s soon. 🫶
[+7] u/Jebusfreek666: And back up we go. That was a short bear market.
[+7] u/gold_flask: A tale as old as time, he comes that big beautiful V
[+7] u/timetopractice: I once held MU shares at $52 each
[+7] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Bers finally having the boot pressure released little from their necks
[+7] u/Majordomo50YEN: i bought DRAM yesterday at its ATH
[+7] u/e30jawn: Sometimes it do go down
[+7] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #BUY THE DIP REGARDS
[+7] u/Noxta_: Don't sell and then complain about paperhands later
[+7] u/ManyManufacturer6090: This is spy so there will be a retarded V, the question is….when?
[+7] u/Yonderbeyonder: lol my money.. its going away
[+7] u/Ereptile-Disruption: Is the dip in this room with us?
[+7] u/LostMallDoll: generational blah blah blah shut the fuck up
[+7] u/Mangoworshipper: Can’t wait to tell my grandkids hey you know things were hard in my day also only for them to say “grandpa do you realize a 2 bedroom apartment is 3 million dollars”
[+6] u/TreeofLibertyFood: Relax nerds. This simulation is priced in.
[+6] u/Mountain_Return4445: My money is playing hide and seek with me
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: Each day a mag 7 stock gets to be green. Today’s it’s MSFT turn
[+6] u/SignificanceFew5212: If the PRE-market is red, sell everything!! There's no hope of seeing green ever again!!
[+6] u/Dependent-Entrance56: I should open a retard bank where I loan out money with interest and then never see it again
[+6] u/tiny_toof: I bought MU at the top yesterday and it shows
[+6] u/Loud-Television1271: Should I buy more MU calls at open?
[+6] u/hayleybts: MSFT is inverse of SPY , what an indicator
[+6] u/OrangeForeva: 50% of this sub is losing a lot of money today. Good luck regards. Myself included.
[+6] u/yesnoanon123: THE ALL TIME GRAPH IS A FUCKING PARABOLA WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING
[+6] u/yyn1999: BABY TOOONIGGGHHHT THE CREEPERS GONNA STEAL OUR STUFF AGAAAIIN
[+6] u/yesnoanon123: HAHA I LOVE CALLS I BUY THEM SO MUCH BECAUSE THEY ARE FUN HAHA
[+6] u/Abe2025: Buy the dip. Close by green
[+6] u/Aggravating_Key_9710: WE will all be buying puts today
[+6] u/wright_on_: Do you think furries get bricked up during Carfax commercials
[+6] u/JZ4012: why is my screen red I thought only green was allowed
[+6] u/NonsensicalWorries: Full port calls like always
[+6] u/ten7four: Market about to open and oil pushing towards daily highs, what could go wrong
[+6] u/Mysterious-Device-53: You know when you lose 4-5 months of gains in a day or two?
Guess who gets that money... BEARS!!
[+6] u/PeachScary413: Bigly V soon, it's the same procedure as literally every day.
[+6] u/MoreOutcome8541: BULLS QUICK. GO SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU TO CHAT GPT TO MAKE COMPUTE DEMAND LOOK HIGHER
[+6] u/zlordbeats: wish i was born with down syndrome instead of autism
[+6] u/ChloroVstheWorld: \*cartoonishly loud gulp\*
[+6] u/Forward-Ad5608: MSFT dumps at open every single time. Why do I ever get my hopes up?
[+6] u/Pale-Silver-8178: ASTS 100 this is why we do 2x leverage baby cant steal my money with options
[+6] u/Satorius96: ASTS dip getting bought like nothing happened
[+6] u/DogNamedFloppy: Fuck you so much MSFT.
[+6] u/-IQ200: MicroSOFT going immediate whiskey dick. 😩
[+6] u/buttThroat: So some Korean freak said something stupid on Facebook and now my DRAM is tanking? That’s all it took?
[+6] u/Capt_Chickenpox: Well fuck me there goes my money
[+6] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: DRAM shrek. Bears fucked by 11am.
[+6] u/Dizzy-Monk-: Don’t worry guys, I plan on selling MSFT today so surely it will pump after
[+6] u/DataExternal4451: Mu and sndk will continue to pump because there is no where else to put money in.
Everything is cooked but AI stocks making insane profits
Inflation and closed strait is just a death sentence across most stocks including tech
[+6] u/Ok-Attempt7425: Come on bears!! Bring TESLA down
[+6] u/lonewolf210: Trump signaling a return to war, inflation higher then expected and consumer sentiment near all time lows but totally gunna be a Green Day because of a tweet at some point
[+6] u/JarrodH991: Imagine being a ber 🏳️🌈🐻
[+6] u/Milksteak_Sandwich: Someone at MU just unplugged the computer and reinstalled. We goin back up boys. Fuk the Bers
[+6] u/Xzlk: Green EOD pretty likely
[+6] u/kyndrid_: anddd MU back at 780 alr
[+6] u/iamthetimby: Just jack yourself to the cannons in DRAM calls and print free money. Dont overthink it.
[+6] u/NotMe357: I was expecting that TACO will cooked the CPI numbers really good but turn out he is not a chef but a doctor.
[+6] u/Such_Net_8839: DRAM boysssss in the house
[+6] u/yayaya888: Green EOD for mu and sndk
[+6] u/DegenGonnaDegen: The last time this happened. It went back up eventually. Never forget
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: NVDA desperately looking around for any other stock to help it against the red tide
[+6] u/Scalpaholic: Damn how many Dip Buyers just jumped into that Dip undertone?
Edit: My view may be skewed because I'm mostly watching IWM.
[+6] u/big-baller-47: Imagine not buying MU before 1000 and then crying you missed out on another opportunity
[+6] u/aka_crashoverride: META is probably gonna be the trade today, but if you didn't buy at open :(
[+6] u/idontcare111: MSFT daily plan:
1) Start day down 1%
2) Rangebound trade until 4pm
3) Drop another 0.5% in after hours
4) profit?
[+6] u/wallstreetdiva37: Why is everyone losing their shit here 🤯
[+6] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: its not over until the fatman tweets
[+6] u/Wise_Ticket_5093: remember when sndk went up $200 in a day? it could also go down $200 in a day
[+6] u/miss_L_fire: On the bright side I’ll actually get some work done today lol
[+6] u/Radiant-Place-6400: SELL SELL SELL THE ECONOMY IS CRASHING!!!!! IRAN IS THE NEW SUPERPOWER!!!!
[+6] u/Extension-Ad917: If you haven't already full ported calls here you're not a real bull
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: MU drilling down hard
[+6] u/idontcare111: Come on 🥭, one “truth” to save the day
[+6] u/svpa3991: Not even mad bout market being red, that’s understandable. But fk you msft for being red all the time 💀
[+6] u/Suavecore_: Almost sold my nvda calls at -35% but I read one confirmation bias comment just now so I will hold till it's -99.9%
[+6] u/POWRAXE: Computer, initiate Project DRAM $100.
Computer, please respond.
Computer..?
[+6] u/Cheesiest91: This SPY reversal is going to PRINT
[+6] u/YourAverageCho: I bought yesterday. That’s why it’s red today
[+6] u/DogNamedFloppy: If this shit somehow V’s yet again, I’m gonna have a f’ing stroke. 🌈🐻
[+6] u/NonsensicalWorries: I sold at 10:03 at -60% if it V's I'm going to be so sad.
[+6] u/RegularGuyy: Woohoo! I bought at the ATH yesterday and received my idiot certificate in the mail this morning!
[+6] u/Lower-Condition-4104: If you don't think this will V like a mf'er to at least slight green, this is why you are poor.
[+6] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Who tf is still buying AS(T)S lol
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: This gonna be the most hated V in history. SPY 745 today.
[+5] u/LiveMotivation: Take Wendy’s private and bring back a proper spicy chicken sandwich
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: Alright who bought calls on semis yesterday and made it dip today?
[+5] u/Electrical-Prize5445: CPI drops at 3.8% - Hotter than expected.
And market partially recovers in the next 30 mins?
Do they just want to pull you in before they rug pull you?
[+5] u/Key_Abroad7633: Lmao the market legit just can’t go down
[+5] u/killainvest: Just got an email that my therapist left the practice…..guess that means I’m cured fellas…..calls it is
[+5] u/Purple_Bearkat: Cramer got that bad road cocaine today.
[+5] u/PhatBonerMan: Cramer is unhinged right now
[+5] u/GovernmentMaster8995: haven't seen ASTS this low since yesterday
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: This dip on Micron gonna get bought so fucking fast
Lmao
[+5] u/yesnoanon123: HOW CAN YOU LOOK AT THE ALL TIME GRAPH AND NOT SEE THAT WE’RE ALL ABOUT TO DIE
[+5] u/Czyzzle: Back in my day red days were a possibility
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: Flash crashes are always good entry points for stable rallies
[+5] u/Malagan2030: If you want to make money, do the opposite of what I do
[+5] u/scrap4crap: This shit turning green lmao
[+5] u/Icommandyou: JP Morgan Chase be like the strait will open because it has to open is actually very funny cope
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Blood in the streets in 7 min.
[+5] u/prana_fish: THIS IS IT BER
YOUR CHANCE
THE TIME IS NOW
FULL PORT PUTS AT OPEN
[+5] u/Frozen_Shades: I always thought insider trader was when you were balls deep and clicked the buy/sell button.
[+5] u/I_am_Nerman: Time to move the 401k to cash
[+5] u/alphawafflejack: Did I miss a new law that ASTS is legally not allowed to hold gains?
[+5] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Is that all you got bers? Ur fucked
[+5] u/wilhelm96: MU dumping $12 in 1 minute. Awesome open
[+5] u/tootnanner: Mods used to pin the economic numbers at the top. Quit sucking peepers and do that now!
[+5] u/tootnanner: I know this is going green. Risk is still on. Look at them buying up a bankrupt satellite company lmao
[+5] u/jakeisarake: beautiful entry on DRAM
[+5] u/get_da_maney: Green in one hr lmao 🌝
[+5] u/FaythDarkHeart: Mu 800 end of week picked up. Don't fuck me on this
[+5] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Bears can’t be celebrating this dump for ants ?
[+5] u/bitr0k: Damn, and just after i opened an account and put everything into intel. Fml i guess
[+5] u/Phandomtrigger: 🥭’s gotta be the world’s largest larper of an alpha male right?
[+5] u/jraiv420: Sell everything including your pets
[+5] u/SinStockGuy: Why line don't go up? 🥺
[+5] u/WailingWarbler: IDK about you guys but i was expecting 99% inflation last month alone
[+5] u/ILikePastuh: Slam spy calls at open & sell within 5 min?
[+5] u/BiblicalAss: we need 200billion to defeat iran
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: MU edging to go green
[+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Cramer declared his love for Nokia yesterday
Nokia down 5 percent today
[+5] u/ToughVegetable2483: If you don’t think spy’s going green then you’re retarded
[+5] u/Extension-Ad917: Bers are bing, bing, gone!
[+5] u/Impossible_Top242: Guys we all know MU is coming back by end of the day it does this shit every morning
[+5] u/Redwolf97ff: Why are my ASTS calls not dead right now?
[+5] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Okay TSLA. Guess we aren't going up
[+5] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Bers really thought this was the end of the US tech economy engine
[+5] u/undocumented_twerker: Fuck yeah, gimme those cheap calls.
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Fucking Zuck..useless cuck. I am dead.
[+5] u/SunnyBesenThrasher: Jim Cramer and David Faber just roasting Ryan Cohen. What an assassination.
[+5] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: Everything that drops was bought back instantly. We don’t even let bears have their fun for one fucking day. Truly saddening
[+5] u/Virtua1Anarchy: Quick 20% put. Done for the day, have fun yall
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: get your discounted MU
[+5] u/ExtremeHeat: NVDA going vertical 🚀
[+5] u/CJBlueNorther: Why is the Dow dying lmaooo.
Fucking boomer index
[+5] u/hioman01: NVDA became the next NVDA
[+5] u/PossibilityLocal5335: Why is AMD not yet 5% up today? Is this even legal?
[+5] u/Jebusfreek666: I'm ready for my taco.
[+5] u/dickrichardson6969: Economy in the absolute shitter? All in on calls.
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: Last year nobody wanted MU at 100. This year people buying hand over fist at 775. You just can’t make this shit up LMAO
[+5] u/yesnoanon123: We’re coming for those Pokemon cards too. Shit needs to stop.
[+5] u/Such_Net_8839: DRAM back at levels not seen since Friday
[+5] u/LumpyShock9656: MSFT and META sicken me
[+5] u/fredditf: every retard is crying about MSFT but noone shorting it. BUY SOME PUTS maybe it goes up then
[+5] u/thewaterb0yyyy: Time to update Thanks Obama to Thanks Mango
[+5] u/SkoomaJunki3: Damn Bloomberg playing “freefalling” is cold blooded lol
[+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: If you train yourself to enjoy losing money this is a lot more fun
[+5] u/Stryker9110: YOU THINK THIS WONT V IS WHY U NOT RICH LIKE REGARD BULL
[+5] u/Local_Serve_3969: Dilution king got cucked by ebay lmao
[+5] u/Boromir-Wants-: Short squeeze (you fucking nerd) on $CRCL
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Another 50 point drop on MU and the panic sellers will come out of the woodwork
[+5] u/NotRobotNFL: A lot of people probably have stop losses set up, if we ever dip enough to go stop loss hunting some day, it could be interesting
[+5] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: Ive officially lost my patience with MSFT. What a POS
[+5] u/Fearless-Biscotti724: Anyone who’s not in RKLB is truly gay
[+5] u/Deli_Pjetra: This is gambling, not trading anymore, TME posts some great juicy earnings and it’s selling as hell, that’s some bullshit right there…
[+5] u/xavras_wyzryn: I think institutions gonna dump on us pretty soon, if not already.
[+5] u/giannisismyman: NVDA is such an obvious buy
[+5] u/StockB0Y: Nobody gives a fuck about oil prices
[+5] u/jglhk: yall told me cpi was a "nothing burger"
[+5] u/ten7four: Are my MU 5/15 1000 calls fucked? What the fuck is this manipulation
[+5] u/Additional_Diver584: AMD got that regard strength
[+5] u/nothingsusphere: MSFT being a disappointment. Again.
[+5] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: It’s over. Sell it all
[+5] u/yofisherman123: When I first heard of ASTS I thought it made like space rovers. I then found out it makes space cell phone reception. I feel like 99% of investors in the stock still believe in the former
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: Do something. Make us hella rich or zeroed out. Theta is cuck
[+5] u/Aware_Secret_8910: CEO of SPY went bankrupt???
[+5] u/refrigeratorsHD: Holy shit a real red day?
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: MU is trapping bears and bulls alike by not moving below pre friday close, but not moving above 780 either.
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: MU it was said that you would destroy the bers, not join them! Bring balance to the market, not leave it in darkness!
[+5] u/MaterialGuy007: SNDK last quarter cash about $3.74 billion - how the F did they approve $6 billion buyback???
[+5] u/GoomyIsGodTier: Show the inflation numbers without the tanking car market you wussys.
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: core daily thread inflation rising
[+5] u/crywhenugetolder: Don’t sleep on KEEL, still very early.
[+5] u/Zuko2001: You know when you’re overleveraged when you need a 10% rip on MU just not to bleed out on theta on these short dated calls
[+5] u/Able-Technology-8055: Buying this dip is gonna be so sweet 🥵
[+5] u/Few_Egg3567: The vibes are off man
[+5] u/idontcare111: MSFT holders got their 3 minutes of green. Back to the cellar
[+5] u/CoffeeandJags: MSFT green lasted one second until it went back to usual self. Good luck to anyone timing that actual rebound
[+5] u/PassiveF1st: Man 730 would be a bloodbath for this chat today.
[+5] u/Extension-Ad917: Executive order banning the purchase of put options about to be signed in the oval office
[+5] u/WallyWally12345: Costco the only green ticker on my watchlist lol
[+5] u/Contax_: YEP i bought calls. was good run everybody
[+5] u/Amolure: Correct me if my autism overreact but im assuming second dump on POET will happen. Maybe it will land at 9-10$ EoW doubtly...
[+5] u/Country_Gravy420: If this report is bad we get a gamma flip on SPX and there is no way tech can justify their current valuations.
If you have calls you better pray that core CPI is low, because energy prices are going to rip CPI to shreds.
[+5] u/2AMTrader: 10y looks real shit for rates...
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: Full ported NVDA and MSFT calls LFG
[+17] u/daedalus_dance: >Nearly 590,000 people paid $100 deposits for Trump’s $499 gold “Made in USA” phone — totaling $59 million — but a year later, not one device has shipped, release dates keep slipping, and updated terms now say refunds and delivery aren’t guaranteed.
Its so funny to me that this guy runs the worlds largest economy and regulates the market lol
[+17] u/Ok-Bumblebee1526: Buy puts every day for 2 months, lose all money
Switch to calls yesterday, lose rest of money.
Unreal how good I am at this
[+16] u/jarjorbinks: Finally decided to put all my money into several calls yesterday. Greeted with a -30% in one day. Bears can thank me
[+16] u/dataCollector42069: 🫵 bought MU and SNDK calls your first time yesterday
[+15] u/damnthatbooty: The fact that some of you are so scared on a barely 1% down day is kinda hilarious
[+15] u/Lukenzo1999: https://preview.redd.it/bj8pl9520q0h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fa69bfdbfff99111a4df45e5a363611f6605945
[+14] u/MooseyGoosey69: We're so used to have a V that it wont come
[+14] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: red days are much more fun in this sub
[+13] u/InfectedClit: CALLS ON SYDNEY SWEENY’S CANNONS
[+13] u/Swampybumh0le: I’m loading up on calls across the board right now. Pray for me
[+13] u/localcric: Show me bobs and vagene
[+12] u/brute-forced: Unless you got a 3.8% pay raise you’re losing to inflation
[+12] u/MrIcedCafeMocha: MU is holding pretty strong. If it was a real sell off, we'd be dropping to 600 viciously. But we're still 760s. This isn't bad. Might not go to 800 today, but shouldn't be too crazy.
[+12] u/ChristianM97: YESTERDAY: MU at 818, LMAO im buying that shit free money.
TODAY: MU at 760, ass stock, semis are over, better buy CAR
[+12] u/laserfacealienrider: Bought MU calls on the dip
[+12] u/BradolfPitler66: Bears acting as if one red day has erased their last 3 weeks of losing.
[+11] u/Harper3313: For all the people asking if it’s too late to get in on MU and SNDK. Today is your day to get in while the price is down.
[+11] u/Flat-Focus7966: People who think MU is expensive at 800....are going to get a pretty big shock in next 6 months
[+11] u/Smuvmuniz: MU can gain 100$ in a day stop stressing
[+11] u/OntologicalSquirrel: I killed MU by full porting calls ahahahahha FUCKING KILL ME NOW
[+11] u/da-pkitty: I FOMO’d into an 0-5 earnings record this week
[+11] u/RunsaberSR: Threats of nuclear war? Global invasions? Massive supply disruptions? Death of the consumer?
Calls.
0.1% hot CPI?
D E A T H
[+11] u/daisymoth9: mango will say some bs soon and we’ll rip
[+11] u/mighty_sys_admin: If I stop refreshing, it'll stop going lower
I got ya'll
[+10] u/Frosty-Associate-124: Bulls, please buy calls right now. I beg you, lets see how this V works out for you.
[+10] u/GooglySoft: Here’s the MU dip guys. Better load up before we clear 1000
[+10] u/guhhhh_MU: Pack it up guys, the Bers won, Memory is down 5% after running 80-300% since January 1
[+10] u/Vasuuuuu: **SO SPY WONT KEEP MAKING ATH EVERYDAY FOR THE NEXT 500 Trillion DAYS YOU MEAN?**
[+9] u/jerm2z: lol I guess I’m an ASTS community member now
[+9] u/scott_peregrin: Looks like yall are plenty scared so… buying calls.
[+9] u/Jaysler: The V is coming my brothers and sisters
[+9] u/darth_scion: What does - 90% mean on call
[+9] u/x2manypips: Last MU dip before 1k
[+9] u/kumako10: "your calls are now out of the money." Fuck
[+9] u/darth_scion: I get legit scared when I try to buy puts.
[+9] u/tika_dengu: dip buyers will be rewarded
[+9] u/GreenEyedBandit: DRAM V recovery has launched
[+9] u/KitchenCup374: “lol so obvious that was a top” “haha dumb bulls bought at ATH”.
-bears every slightly red half day for the past month, right before the ticker hits a new ATH
[+9] u/GreenEyedBandit: I was told I'd have generational wealth
[+9] u/fitnessfinance88: Homelander better do some crazy shit tonight
[+9] u/aquaticsardonic: Ill bet his girlfriend got rich af
[+8] u/astrawberryandakiwi: Using my day trading gains to fund a dividend portfolio has been amazing. Wish I thought of it sooner. Getting around $20 per month 🤌
[+8] u/Boghurt: I just love when we are down less than half a % and Ber come in and start strokin they shit like they aren't eating scraps from the wendy's dumpster
[+8] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Buy the dip, China meeting + NVIDIA earnings will take us to the moon
[+8] u/DarkR124: Panicans have the memory of a goldfish. Thursday it dipped like this, bought and doubled my money in 24 hrs on DRAM calls. Sold for +115%.
Buying this dip. Easy money.
[+8] u/VeryMercurial: Rookie shit…gimme -2% and I’ll consider this somewhat serious
[+8] u/housemoneyrocketship: Believe it or not..I’m losing money
[+8] u/unseamingcarrot: No crying in the casino!
[+8] u/NYGiants181: I’ve lost everything..
[+8] u/Notwrongmarketwrong: No crying in the casino, so I'm crying in the parking lot.
[+8] u/tryingtohitchall: -0.6% is like a circuit breaker for this market
[+8] u/Opposite-Link: Are we still memory bulls in here?
[+8] u/burnerAccountDuh24: The best part about the ‘why are we red’ comments is knowing that the people asking that are up 800% over the last month lol
[+8] u/guhhhh_MU: I'm down today, but I'm still getting a large Wendys combo for lunch
[+8] u/Warm_Tzatziki: For one being 90% cash does not feel bad
[+8] u/sadguy__: Bulls had 2 months with zero pullback and when they get a -0,5% day all you see here is V soon posts lmao
[+7] u/Distinct_Car7737: Oh my gah the V is here again
[+7] u/Robo_e: IM FINANCIALLY RUINED
[+7] u/burnerAccountDuh24: The retard candle appears again, like clockwork
[+7] u/BigBritches619: I fuckin hate when people wait outside the door of the stall ur taking a shit in
[+7] u/Trashpanda7193: People yapping about MU are either desperate bers or people who fomo’d the other day.
[+7] u/Kitchen-Assist-6645: Company beats - down
Company misses - down
Company yet to announce - down
[+7] u/deevee12: They’re called calls because margin calls you
[+7] u/GrassOrAss954: 3 certainties in life. Death, taxes, and these motherfuckers sniping my stop-losses when I set them and walk away for 2 minutes.
[+7] u/Flea_Mac_Daddy: Breaking: the IRGC has agreed to purchase GameStop.
Calls.
[+7] u/DesignEquivalent3619: Guess I’ll clock in 😭
[+7] u/mousepop321: Spy isn’t even down 1% and people are saying we are crashing?
[+7] u/Meteyu32: why the hell do I keep averaging down my 0dte SPY calls ...
[+7] u/Plenty_Homework17: this could been a nuclear bomb
[+7] u/Geoff_Dawmer: EVERYBODY FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC BUY EVERYTHING!!!
[+7] u/Traditional-Storm645: Anyone else bleeding out of their asshole rn
[+7] u/RealisticOkra6567: I’d rather have this dip happen beginning of week then Thursday or Friday
[+7] u/coloredzebra: Hope y'all bought le dip
[+7] u/OkEnd9276: Damn Cramer was right. He said that consumer stocks plummeting yesterday meant today was gonna be bad. He’s been on point lately.
[+7] u/Tadikif: i don't like how when mentioning mango, it tells me not to argue about politics, but i just want to discuss the fruit. rude.
[+7] u/Drokeep: Easiest calls in history here, dont be a dumb ber
[+7] u/Outrageous-Fun-3095: Bough mu calls just now, please tell me I timed the bottom
[+7] u/PompeiiSketches: Green EOD. Oil has been around or above $100 for two months now and you’re telling me the market is reacting to higher inflation?
STOCKS. ONLY. GO. UP.
[+7] u/Impressive-Mud-3362: A month ago, i creates a second account for challenge to turn 1k into 1mil. So far am down 2k. 😇
[+7] u/old-cow666: Thank you bols , I’ve gone ahead and sold cause these red days don’t last more than 3 hrs
[+7] u/Status-Net2947: Which ape bought MU at 800? Show yourself tard
[+7] u/CluelessTennisBall: Market go up: Make fun of bears
Market go down: Idgaf cuz I'm broke anyways
[+7] u/Dongkey_kong: Ok time to triple down and lose more money
[+7] u/Icy-Tea-2954: Bears calling recession // bubble and SPY is down 75bps after a 20% rally. Lmao
[+7] u/Some_Edge1544: I bought the top, I'm an idiot sandwich
[+7] u/Apfelmoes_: Gentlemen..
It is with great pride that I announce $BULL (-47%) is no longer my biggest loser. MVST has taken the number one spot (of being the worse stock I own) coming in at -62%
[+7] u/LasyKuuga: At this point any red day is just a buying opportunity 😭
[+7] u/Dongkey_kong: Wow one red day and the bears are gloating. This will be really green tomorrow lol
[+7] u/LakeShowForLife24: Either you buy calls now (4-6 weeks out) or never learn your lesson
[+6] u/Nudge55: 3%+ inflation will be the new normal - no other way to service US debt otherwise.
[+6] u/Humble_Code_6501: \-0,5% day, follow by 3-5% pump...
repeat to infinity
[+6] u/spluff94: ASTS only down 12% after yesterday shitshow is quite remarkable tbh
[+6] u/uwvirgin: DRAM is safe to invest since it’s an “ETF”
[+6] u/damnthatbooty: We are either about to get the most retarded rip to flat or we drop hard
[+6] u/ConclusionEven6917: what's crazy is that the S&P is up 17% in about a month from the low in early April with semi stocks more than doubling in a month and the index up 70%+. Right now we are getting confirmation on reescalation of the Iran war, bond yields are spiking with fears of BoJ intervention and potential rate hikes, U.S. inflation rocketing confirming the impacts of the war and tariffs in the economy, but through it all the market barely sells. SPY isn't even down 0.5% while in all the other days it managed to go from 0 in pre market to 0.7% within the first 30 minutes multiple times, but it is impossible for it to repeat the other way around even when it's overstretched and warranted. Takeaway is that sentiment is all that matters, narratives and headlines are always going to happen whether positive or negative and whether the mood of the market is what truly makes a difference.
[+6] u/Affectionate-Day2743: thank fuck i didn't FOMO into ASTS yesterday like i was thinking about doing. lol.
[+6] u/patmccock86: Taco truck is all out of tacos. These patterns are becoming more and more obvious, hold the salsa
[+6] u/Sad-Substance8684: Your V is annihilated
[+6] u/Kattilaeikka: I hate to say buy the dip but it is once again time to buy the dip. Inflation doesn't matter one bit. Oil price doesn't matter. Iran doesn't matter. Only thing that matters is AI and chip companies' earnings.
[+6] u/stuntondeezh0es: There will always be those who bought calls at the top. In this case, it’s everyone
[+6] u/Warm_Implement3088: Sam Altman business dealings being investigated while SNDK is down over 8% today hmmmmmmmmmm
[+6] u/Castopliani: Ber finally stop their no nut challenge
[+6] u/legible_print: Selling “I survived the RAM sell-off” shirts
[+6] u/According-Page8618: everyone will sell their shit and we will be green eod
[+6] u/deevee12: Wendy’s owns a ton of real estate for data centers… just saying 🤔
[+6] u/Herzegovac: omg Donnie do something. TACO TIME
[+6] u/Competitive-Ant2876: The vix didn’t even increase like that, I think we V back to 737. Calls here.
[+6] u/NoMarketing8778: The art of staring at the screens hours each day just to have lower return than people who never had a brokerage account! - Story of 90% of WSB members
[+6] u/softboiledjadepotato: Inflation at almost 4% now, TLT tanking.. whole market only pumping on "ai future".. oil rising..
I guess buy the dip?? 🤷♂️
[+6] u/drytexterfinalboss: If you liked mu at 800 , you are gonna absolutely love it at 480
[+6] u/ercanbas: We’re honestly due for a 90% correction.
[+6] u/The_Brem: all the old people are like, "oh, maybe I shouldn't have 80% of my port in stocks when I'm already kinda retired"
[+6] u/old-cow666: Bubble ain’t bursting till another couple months , calls till we’re paying $10 gas boys
[+6] u/daynightcase: lol what is this, dip for the ants? its bear trap, just buy calls tomorrow we go higher
[+6] u/Rinolboss: Acting like 1 red day on MU doesnt mean its gonna keep going up this month
[+6] u/DuAbUiSai: WTF MU!! Please go back up!
[+6] u/DuckLIT122000: Mr President it's time to tweet
[+6] u/SKJ_2012: If you arent loading MU calls wtf are you doing
[+6] u/ConclusionEven6917: Wow, this sub feels so much better today. Wonder why.
[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: This shit recovering by tomm or Thursday easy. This is not the top
[+6] u/ez399017: I should probably profit take on $MU but I am a true believer in MU $1,000
[+6] u/TestingLifeThrow1z: Bears have launched a vicious campaign on bull calls destroying weeklies and call option, devastating families and friends of bulls who make our economy great! The great radical bears will not win!!! Our Commander Bull in Chief will be planning a great response to this campaign!!!! The mightiest bull run is to come! Thank you for your attention this matter.
[+6] u/Additional_Heat_902: I love a good discount day
[+6] u/skin_flute_player: Did I buy calls at the top? Yes
Am I enjoying this ass gaping? Also yes
[+6] u/PhotoSpheres: Literally every time I buy stocks it’s a red day and it stays red till I sell
[+6] u/ItsHighNoonBang: Reading my comments yesterday makes me realize I was a leading indicator of the top
[+6] u/vCharged: You gotta hand it to the bulls. Another v
[+6] u/Curious-Tap8312: If you are buying calls here you are regarded
[+6] u/No_Technician7914: You just know a tweet is coming to keep this shit pumping
[+6] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Time to delete the app
[+6] u/abused-throwawayy: VIX WAKE THE FUCK UP AAAAAAAAA
[+5] u/DietOk3400: Calls.. its always calls
[+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: 🥭 gonna tweet something to pump the markets and keep oil down
[+5] u/UglyMort: Imagine being the retards who buy at the top
[+5] u/lollipop999: what are you regards buying on this dip?
[+5] u/snifflingmoon: whenever hegseth speaks, buy puts, not kidding
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: I'm once again someone else's exit liquidity... who of you rugpulled me?
[+5] u/Big_Commission_1173: Generational V incoming r-right guys
[+5] u/LawWeird809: Market up, msft down, market down msft down
[+5] u/SwHome: But MU (muh) forward PE of 5!
[+5] u/thr0waway6478: RIP to the guy that put $120k into asts calls 😭🤣
[+5] u/Electrical-Snow5167: Alright, that was the bottom. Now we heading up.
[+5] u/BepsiR6: Why do bers so quickly gloat when they get their 5 minutes?
[+5] u/Protonel: Weirdly confident in holding puts overnight
[+5] u/GroundedSpaceMan: MU weeklies, never again
[+5] u/Khanfidant: Nothing can stop rklb 🚀
[+5] u/potato111a: Ohhhh I get it.. MSFT is the new VIX
[+5] u/old-cow666: Nice little dip for the calls to print next week
[+5] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: did BULLS lie to me when they say taht theres always a V??
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: Yolo SNDK $1500c Expiration this Friday for generational wealth
[+5] u/WarmProperty9439: Spy calls = free money...until i fucking buy them!
[+5] u/bootleg_gucci: TACO Tuesday, Donnie don’t forget!
[+5] u/thethor1231: MU gonna struggle with 750 today to moon tomorrow?
[+5] u/Red_V_Standing_By: Damn, my shit is getting ROCKED
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/lilwolfwithdiarrhea made a bet that ASTS would go to 70.0 within **1 day** when it was 81.633 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 6 losses
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[+5] u/kairepaire: There is a chance this was the top of the 17 year bull market since 2009 collapse.
[+5] u/Any_Life_6178: WTI futes over 101.50 hahaha where's the Mango tweet?
[+5] u/yerwathurts: Omg shut this whining mf up
[+5] u/Crackbot420-69: Is today going to start off with Shrek Dicks or Fiona Tampons?
[+5] u/vCharged: Damn experienced the greatest run ever
[+5] u/Qtredit: My husband told me to YOLO into rocket lab a few days ago and I didn't listen
[+5] u/kaapooj: leaps should be affordable and fairly priced
[+5] u/nugget-93: NFLX just inverse the market these days
[+5] u/rhinest0necowboy: Everybody's waiting for a dip to get in and then freaks out when it happens lol
[+5] u/powerbuffcurls: I really bought the top
[+5] u/Apple2o: Time to start the micron short
[+5] u/John___Miller___: Boy I’m sure glad I let some retard here convince me to buy SOUN last week
[+5] u/Coloradospruce33: SNDK & MU were my destiny
[+5] u/berkoh: If you bought MU calls, youre fucked. If you bought MU stock, youre good. Simple as.
[+5] u/Dry-Product-9601: Netflix single handedly carrying the whole day
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: at least I won't be paying much capital gains tax this year
[+5] u/stonksf: CPI going to V our ass. Fake ass dip.
[+5] u/Impressive_Trick_573: Someone will still buy calls
[+5] u/Goldleader-23: Oil up, inflation up, line goes... up? Makes sense
[+21] u/Sir_Wayne_Giggsy: https://preview.redd.it/iwz0djccbq0h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73b1fdd924a787ef6448d29caa17d69ccffcc121
[+16] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: MEMORY UP LIKE 99999% AND ITS DOWN 6 OR 7 % PEOPLE CRYING LOL
AND YES I AM CRYING TOO
[+14] u/Mr-Bonnet: BOTH MY CALLS AND PUTS ARE DOWN LOL
[+13] u/tocinoman: Believe it or not, calls
[+12] u/Spicyboi981: If I told you 3 years ago that I couldn’t put my phone down because the president could personally ruin my trades at any second in a politicized market you would think I’m insane
[+12] u/Soybeanrice: Ahh yes sold my 0dte puts at open for +10% instead of +400%
[+12] u/OkLength37: Why is Joe Biden doing this to us today
[+12] u/EnemyPigeon: Every dip is just a buying opportunity in this market
[+12] u/Affectionate_Nose726: Yall im down 80% on my MU 800c expiring Friday…
[+12] u/way2lazy4u: Buy DRAM and forget then go 2-3 years in Dagestan
[+11] u/SpeedilyStable: Healthy pullback.. rally will continue.
[+11] u/Marshmallowmind2: Now watch this drive!
[+11] u/kwarknagel: Bears are dancing while we’re one ‘peace talks going well’ away from the next ath
[+11] u/Bananaskovitch: I'm officially a DRAM bagholder for life
[+11] u/Shot-Ground-9898: When MU is up- god why did I miss it. When MU is down- I ain’t touching this. Get in losers this is your chance
[+11] u/heikici: >SPY up 10+% in a month.
>Drop <1% on a random day.
>Bulls crying foul.
U guys are absolute clowns
[+11] u/Metacog_Drivel: Yesterday: Big up day, "I'm a genius"
Today: BIG down day, "oh my god what the fuck have I done?"
[+11] u/MrNo_Balls: did no one go all in on calls and get rekt??? where is the MU loss porn? I've only seen MU gain porn, something does not check out
[+11] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: All of this because Lakers went 0-4 is crazy
[+11] u/YouDontKnowDino: Oh so now we care about economic data 😂
[+11] u/OkRecommendation1040: Nahhh nah nah nah nahhh this can’t be happening I can’t seriously own the most expensive share of MU in the world
[+11] u/No-Sympathy-686: https://preview.redd.it/22rgc6jpbq0h1.jpeg?width=4128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beee2c4f9838c22423b6adaafc0b503f04f585a8
[+11] u/rioferdy838: I fucking did it. I bought the top yesterday and crashed the markets today.
Its a gift I have. I should approach these hedge funds and sell my services.
[+10] u/LabOk7327: It’s okay guys I’m going to sell it and it’s going to go green again
[+10] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Up $27,000 yesterday down $27,000 today. Straight vibes. Going to the gym
[+10] u/Walking72: There are some things money can't buy.
For everything else there's money.
[+10] u/ElectronicShoulder26: there goes my life savings
[+10] u/natebro142: bought DRAM yesterday and already down 10%
[+10] u/TraditionalJoke327: Bought $10k of DRAM yesterday, I’m getting good at this
[+9] u/joeyeats: terrible day, down 1K bloodied up catching knives
[+9] u/_rockthemike: Today I learned I might be over leveraged
[+9] u/Tini-: Where all the brain dead bols that lost a weeks worth of 500% gains in one measly “correction?”
[+9] u/J_da_CPA: The more I use AI, the more I realize how stupid this is
[+9] u/applerascal: genuinely the first red day in like 6 weeks of green
[+9] u/derprondo: LMAO I fucking knew I should buy DRAM puts because of the amount of spam in the daily yesterday. This absolutely never fails to be true, when a stock has pumped wildly and then every other comment in the daily is about that ticker, the next day it's going to dump.
https://ns.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1taeixu/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_may_12_2026/ol9p6gk/
[+9] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Bers really said no more mr nice gay.
[+9] u/account_not_active: I'm 100% buying this dip since I missed the last 20 dips.
[+9] u/pajaemainroad: Bers buying puts at the bottom
[+9] u/Ok_Educator_7079: Do majority of you guys have some form of ADHD?
[+9] u/AwkwardNovel7: V into lunch and the afternoon today?
[+9] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: Ugh I made 27k the last 5 weeks, now it's only 21k , what do now?
[+9] u/D1finalboss: Timing the market 🤝 time in the market
[+8] u/Fr0zen_Y0ghurt: Its totally heatlhy and rational for the market to pull back and thats why we will V the out of nowhere and hit another ATH within 48 hours. Apocalypse is priced in and a random peace deal will hit the market.
[+8] u/aqjingson: Where were u when MU was murked
[+8] u/sinag19: Guys I am down to my last 400-500. I need a trade that is a 10-100 bagger. Please help a brother out
[+8] u/FindingZen4: Bear case: we've never seen an oil supply shock of this magnitude ever before. EVER. Plus, no end in sight for re-opening of the Strait, so oil will continue to go up in price. High oil makes everything more expensive due to shipping costs. Plus, airlines and cruise ships will not be able to get fuel. Cancelled flights. Plus, blow-off top on semis/AI/datacenter. Plus, inflation is at a 3-year high and probably still climbing as we speak. Fed will need to at least wait longer to lower rates. If the next CPI reading is this high, they'll need to RAISE rates, which makes stocks go down. Plus, markets at an all-time high. Seems like it's time to be a bear.
[+8] u/PulIthEld: SPY green eod book it.
[+8] u/thestudmffn: Dip before we rip! Buy the dip
[+8] u/Dewton: If 🥭 drops an all timer and flips this green by close, the salt harvested from this thread will be sweeter than any gainz
[+8] u/KeyReaction892: Switching to calls here. Seems like it V
[+8] u/TimeToGetTheBread: Is this the best you bears can do? 🤣
[+8] u/gentlesandwich: I'm calling the top around June 17, once the market realizes that the newly appointed Fed chair cannot unilaterally lower rates.
[+8] u/csr8765: Just a nice healthy momentum cool-off. Semis look to have bottomed. Uptrend likely resumes from here
[+8] u/hv876: Which one of you regards bought MU to tank it?
[+7] u/Chemical_Hospital154: My 100 % portfolio of DRAM is like Bonnie Blues holes. Gaped.
[+7] u/SoothingWafer: Bears bought puts at the bottom
[+7] u/DoctorMario1000: Yall almost had me fomo into DRAM yesterday lmao , this place man
[+7] u/xShiftfaced: Most traders are not bol or ber. We trade both ways. It's just funny to troll. Some of you are learning a lesson of over exuberance and leverage. If you don't fix your mistakes you are going to blow up your account every time.
[+7] u/New_Possible_284: seems like very controlled sell off
[+7] u/R1SKbreaka: Nana the bears are touching meh!
[+7] u/Lazy_Acanthisitta729: Profit is profit but why do my smallest option plays always go >+100% but if I bet any sizable amount it instantly goes -60% and never recovers. Soxs and sqqq calls printing.
[+7] u/pysapien: What a day, I’m down 70k (unrealized) since yesterday’s highs fml
[+7] u/mayorolivia: This is unacceptable. I want to speak to the manager
[+7] u/howdoikickball: Show us the Compound V
[+7] u/Thotmas01: If eBay just accepted being bought with hopes and dreams we could be green today.
[+7] u/Informal_Bench_7219: That was the bottom for the next several years for MU. If you don’t get in now you’re never going to the moon 🚀
[+7] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Intel to 20 where it belongs
[+7] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Bers grab your profits. China pump coming soon.
[+7] u/kenathen: inflation ... already priced in. look at the ⛽️ price. good opportunity to get into semi today
[+7] u/PeggingOnMolly: Burn it to the ground
[+7] u/Ble_h: The market was funner when it only went up.
[+7] u/Me-Regarded: Chips selloff accelerating now. Bubble pop 🎈
[+7] u/Ujmnhy152: My INTC puts are so far out of the money that they are flat on a -10% day. God damn I’m cooked
[+7] u/gooneral_MC: begin the sacred chant
AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI
[+7] u/Unhappy_Reaction8420: I was destined to be poor, fuck my chud life
[+7] u/sloanemonroe: Sometimes you need to look at trades as if it’s simply making lunch or dinner money. Nothing wrong with that sometimes.
[+7] u/Nemo-pluribus-unum: I asked a cow for financial advice. It said “MU.” Now I’m down 10%.
[+7] u/Ferdoki: My God, end the pain, close the casino
[+7] u/emperor_dinglenads: This news out of South Korea is just another insider trading scam.
[+7] u/Avid_Reader87: I’m just cursed to lose 10% on anything I buy.
Bought DRAM yesterday and it’s down that today.
[+6] u/bshaman1993: This is the beginning of the end.
[+6] u/Ltheman00: I would just like to say thank you to both the Rockets and their Labs
[+6] u/DuduBeanz: why are people selling? they're supposed to hold forever
[+6] u/Rocket_Robin: It was me I bought yesterday. This is all my fault.
[+6] u/Master-Stranger8908: That’s it ! I’m calling the Ailens
[+6] u/_rockthemike: One day only! Fire sale on our best performers! Today only sale Ends at 4pm
[+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: *buys calls on a lousy dip for ants*
*gets roasted*
[+6] u/Mahrez-: Glad to see dumbass Intel dumping
[+6] u/9tacos: Please Mr Ber, I poop from that hole
[+6] u/aliensayshi: Some bers are being greedy while others still need more dip to even breakeven but it’ll go all up in flames before you know it.
A fake tweet is so easy now that he’s in China.
[+6] u/pysapien: We all know the next memory pump is gna be insane
[+6] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: As soon as I sell, it's gonna moon a shrek candle
[+6] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Memory trade is dead... until tomorrow...
[+6] u/4Rascal: The amount of pump and dump bag holder making meme stock events that have happened the last calendar year is incredible
[+6] u/Alarmed_House23: Semiconductors down, is it finally time for a rotation into software stocks?
/MSFT bagholder
[+6] u/Shot-Ground-9898: MU has hit the floor. Your last chance to get on it before you start crying again tomorrow saying you missed it
[+6] u/play37: Discounts on memory stocks!
[+6] u/lamechud: Fuck $ASTS, pos ruining space pump for the rest of us
[+6] u/Dear-Hair5834: Man paper handing on a trade is worse then flat out losing on a trade
[+6] u/grim32025: If this CPI is only slightly above estimate, imagine the real number.
[+6] u/Powerful-Reaction607: This sell off will be bought up by open tomorrow
[+6] u/HighwayExotic2808: The way bers are celebrating rn you’d think we’d have at least erased the last week’s worth of gains
[+6] u/Strange_Man: We cannot get out. They have taken the bridge and second hall. Frár & Lóni & Náli fell there bravely while the rest retreated to Mazarbul. We are still holding, hope undying.
Óin's party went 5 days ago but today only 4 returned. The pool is up to the wall at Westgate. The watcher in the water took Óin - we cannot get out.
The end comes soon. We hear drums, drums in the deep.
They are coming.
[+6] u/NewlyOld31: How long before we're back at ATH?
[+6] u/Tommyd023: Broke the downward trend line on memory. Let's ride
[+6] u/Explosivedumpling1: This is happening because I bought calls yesterday sorry guys
[+6] u/Kru1zer: MU going to V and hit $1000 any moment now
[+5] u/Unusual-Field2529: finally, the first big red in awhile, made me feel better that i didnt fomo
[+5] u/bols_are_cooked: Greedy? This market needs a 30% correction downwards.
[+5] u/Mammoth-Fee1592: How much we betting Trump says something today to bring us back up?
[+5] u/onerandomcomputerguy: It's over. Freak the fuck out and sell everything
[+5] u/Objective_Mountain38: rdy for the next leg down
[+5] u/idontknow1967: Consolidated and grabbed some MU calls further out.
[+5] u/Famous-Cream-8221: MU and DRAM fomo buyers panic selling rn
[+5] u/Mahrez-: Finally the most dumbass company Intel is dumping
[+5] u/Gravexmind: Close app, try again tomorrow.
[+5] u/SnooCompliments4883: Can MU and SPY switch places for the day?
[+5] u/unbenchhench: intel still makes shit CPUs
[+5] u/VanguardDeezNuts: Can't work this and pulled some money out.
I am now half cash, half stock.
[+5] u/9tacos: Goddamnit, I bought the top again 😒
[+5] u/polodolo98: This bear market will be written in history.
[+5] u/Fuzzy-Development872: Elevator up / elevator down
[+5] u/Sufficient_Nose629: I get it now, 🥭 is on its way to Gyna, that's why the market crashed today. Once he sees that his beautiful market is all bloodied up, he's going to come up with the biggest 🌮 so far, its going to look like a 🌯
[+5] u/StayPositivePlease: Super low volume draw down for SDNK
Perfect dip to buy!
[+5] u/Appropriate_Win1362: Now, of all days, NFLX decides to wake up LOL
[+5] u/zug_moneycomes: Meta is soo retarded always red when it is a Green Day, green when there is literal market collapse lmao
[+5] u/Street-Badger: Soup, kd, and breakfast cereal gang checking in.
[+5] u/Snoo-90587: Bought dram at the tippy top
[+5] u/Internal-Ice5338: Whoever said Tesla 🙏🏾. Condom broke 🏋🏾♂️
[+5] u/Master-Stranger8908: Somebody call Captain America
[+19] u/Genteel_Ole_Chap: Somewhere, someone missed the whole rally on the sidelines and then full ported into MU yesterday at close
[+14] u/StrangeInsanity: Over pump and under correct is the name of the game in this market. You think this red day is the beginning of a rational market? think again, we are gonna forget about this by friday only to hit new ATH's.
[+14] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: MU 1000 calls, they said. I’d be rich, they said.
[+13] u/successful_gap_v3: someone prolly full ported MU calls when it was at $800+
[+13] u/JJlaim: Watching you port slowly bleeds out and thinking should i sell now or its going to bounce. And then it goes even deeper is so frustrating.
[+13] u/Paul_Robert_: A week ago:
Holy fuck, SPY is going to hit $730!
Today:
Fuck, SPY is going to hit $730!
[+12] u/PropheticMurmurs: Historical buying opportunity on the last red day of the year.
[+12] u/Upstairs_System_6257: FINALLY A -1% DAY. IT'S BEEN 3000 YEARS
[+12] u/IntellectualRetarded: I’ve some inside information from the administration.
This is just a dip buying opportunity.
[+11] u/Icy-Leave-9111: Which one of you regards told me to buy RDDT
[+11] u/2020isgreat: **STRAIT CLOSURE SHOCK LIMITED: GOLDMAN SEES ONLY MODERATE GLOBAL DAMAGE**
Goldman Sachs says the 10-week Strait of Hormuz closure has caused only moderate global economic disruption so far.
How retarded are business majors lmao
[+11] u/SnakeDoctor80: Most predictable red day in history. Time to load up
[+11] u/Memento_mori9608: Increased my stake in MU to 30% today
[+11] u/SoloDragonGT: Believe it or not, calls
[+10] u/Slightlybadpicks: Close the fucking casino goddamnit 😭😭
[+10] u/NativePlant870: MU was at $815 yesterday. Who’s holding the bag
[+10] u/poker-chips: Id be so rich if i could time travel
[+9] u/poker-chips: I just want to be be rich and quit my job
[+9] u/2MuchSend: SPY didn't rip 5% today? The fucking audacity.
[+9] u/deadmancaulking: 3.8% CPI is genuinely fucking crazy. ALL self inflicted btw
[+9] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: Don’t complain about the dip .. buy it
[+9] u/photosynthescythe: So it turns out GameStop buying eBay was what was propping up the market this entire time.
Really makes you think, huh?
[+9] u/itsnotshade: We pumped like 12% in 2 weeks blasting to new ATHs despite all the peace deals being fake and some of yall are panicking like this is the end.
[+9] u/xxkupkakexx: everybody always ask when V or where V..nobody ask how is V?
[+9] u/yeahyoubored: Between inflation, oil, and interest rates increasing.
🇺🇸 about to go thru some tough titty times.
🥭 thinks lowering rates will be the cure but really it’ll just inflate housing and further inflate cost of living.
there seems to be no easy way to ease things.
[+9] u/2020isgreat: The only thing we have to sell is selling itself.
[+9] u/questionr: Shocking that eBay doesn't think it's shareholders want to hitch their wagon to a diluted, struggling video game retailer with a drunk horse pulling it.
[+9] u/Fit-Skin1949: Bad news mu holders…im buying
[+9] u/Whiterossy: 6 weeks of straight green and people are surprised by a red day, literally how? if anything this is WAY overdue and healthy if we slow down a little, dip ~5% on nasdaq ~3% on SPY before continuing upwards
[+9] u/Fit-Doubt4251: Shits about to pump hard af the rest of the week lmao
[+9] u/poker-chips: Who the fuck is selling? MU is fully sold out u fucking retards
[+9] u/JiffKewneye-n: i have a hunch tomorrow will be red too
source: i have a put expiring tomorrow
[+8] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: Nice day out today, might just slowly walk into a lake and never stop.
[+8] u/FutureSage: I need MU to go up $100 in AH for my sanity to return.
[+8] u/Briack89: Ceasefire please again 🙌
[+8] u/diego_tomato: looks like bottom is in
[+8] u/lne1970: Sigh....dumped my MU and AMD 5/29 OTM calls....still had profit, but called it after losing 25%. Could have lost a lot more as theta going to continue to chew it up. On to the next!
[+8] u/infinitewaters107: You have to be willfully ignorant at this point to believe Warsh can convince the rest of the voting board to cut rates under these conditions.
Which is funny, since mango wanted rate cuts asap, yet he’s doing everything in his geopolitical willpower to make sure that doesn’t happen.
[+8] u/North-bound: Well, the bulls *did* get quite cocky
[+8] u/AMX_revue: My bad guys I bought MU yesterday
[+8] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Let’s try and catch this falling knife
[+8] u/fewthingsarerelated: Cmon MU I need the v'iest V in all of V history
[+8] u/Fresh_Researcher_242: bet your bull head wife dont got these cannons
[+8] u/mwfguxckdyou: Sorry yall i decided to finally buy a QQQ call yesterday afternoon
[+8] u/EasyBoard9971: first significant red day in like 40 days and yall lose your minds
[+8] u/Jerikolol: SOMEONE PAGE AXSIOS, WE NEED A TALKINGS GOING WELL ARTICLE ASAP
[+7] u/unexceptiontotherule: We need a V right now. I haven’t gotten my daily dopamine hit yet.
[+7] u/xeratice1: tbh bears or bulls, i enjoy shitposting with you guys more than hanging with my irl friends
[+7] u/Molten-Helldiver: Apple casually hit its ATH today lol
[+7] u/Airizom: Tomorrow SPY will be down 3%. You heard it here first.
[+7] u/ALth0r: "shit my 1000-4000% up stock i bought at the top is going down wtf is this market i wanna see the manager"
[+7] u/Hist0racle: Lord give me strength, for i want to buy MU calls
[+7] u/IntellectualRetarded: This has to be the fakest dump in the history of markets
[+7] u/Pojihut: my porty's like 90% bag
[+7] u/bullishchilipepper10: How fucking leveraged is everyone in memory my god 😭
[+7] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Oh no.. so anyway’s I started buying calls.
[+7] u/_IsNull: Sold meta 600 call. Meta climb to 690.
Close meta call. Meta drop below 600 the following day.
[+7] u/2Jads1Cup: I bought the dip but it keeps dipping
[+7] u/ryzetard: please freak the fuck out and panic sell everything because of a small 1% pullback after a +2321321321% rally so i can get some cheaper calls
[+7] u/mannycalls24: At least Wendy’s is up 15% a lot of future employees in here today
[+7] u/psychoffs: Let me guess, SPY slowly trends back up ~.15-.20% for the rest of the day and we wind up back where we started.
[+7] u/100xOrBust: Other than inflation being a little hotter than expected this is basically all on no news. You doomers are genuinely crazy lmao
[+7] u/trix_is_for_kids: Waaay too many unrealized gain MU posts the last couple days, should have known the sector was going to take a hit
[+7] u/freegimmethree: Which ber capitulated and bought calls causing this mess
[+7] u/dawgfan121: A big, glorious V is coming. You've never seen anything like it.
[+7] u/Bulky_Cartoonist_110: i feel like MU is going to bounce back fast
[+7] u/NOT_EVEN_THAT_GUY: This V is going to be generational
[+7] u/Jonaderp: Well played bers, GG
[+7] u/No-Insurance100: H*zbollah must have finally got Barak Ravid
[+6] u/PROMlSED: It’s so over sell everything
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: This isnt even a sell-off yet
THE ALGO HASN'T EVEN STARTED SELLING
[+6] u/Mammoth-Version-4239: ok i bought the dip, so now i just wait & get rich, right? ...right?
[+6] u/sck178: We all know he's gonna come back from China saying "very good deal in the making. Lots of talking and things went on. It was a good trip." And SPY will be at 770 by the end of the month lol
[+6] u/sturgill_and_co: If you’re not loading up on all calls, you hate money
[+6] u/Wide-Pianist-8026: Fuck you DRAM you ungrateful POS
[+6] u/aDudefromTX: Is the V in the room with us yet?
[+6] u/drpa1n: Is it weird VIX is barely up or am I regarded again
[+6] u/ddrsdght: This correction plus summer inflation is gonna go so hard
[+6] u/Sea_Condition_6999: When's the Axios report coming out?
[+6] u/LeBhikariLe: NVDA showing crazy volatility. 3-4% intraday moves
[+6] u/Kindly_Doubt_6804: Everyone is back from
Lunch. Time to V
[+6] u/Gtmo9394: Decided to get into futures today. Bought right before the top and now down $300 when I could’ve taken $20 in profits. I have found my people.
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Is this the best you can do MU? I said I wanted 700 right meow
[+5] u/Regenbooggeit: Is it over for SNDK and MU?
[+5] u/Xtal_D: It's so weird now when the market acts like it should. Like this all makes sense, surely it can't last.
[+5] u/CHENWizard: Big green cock candle. SPY is healing
[+5] u/Good-Recover-1351: just dump it already
[+5] u/Smooth-Penetrator: prolly just a small pullback, no correction, that one we just had, right.... right?
[+5] u/cannythecat: WE NEED AN EMERGENCY TWEET NOW!!!
[+15] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Iran: here are 5 impossible conditions to end the war
SPY: so there IS A CHANCE?
[+13] u/BigSnow7033: I have the ability to perfectly time the wrong move
[+12] u/jyjea: Diamond hands paying off (held semis for a day)
[+11] u/mmal55: Is this the reversal?
[+11] u/Any_Listen9792: Yup fake dip confirmed only fools sold
[+11] u/eoiioe: Put your hands up if you sold your calls at a loss 😂😂😂
[+11] u/AdCritical5383: #ASS TITS gang getting evicted from their public housing today LMAO 🤌
[+10] u/funkdizzletron: The type of bounce you sell
[+10] u/ateranol: I don't want to be overdramatic, but we just might never see a green day again
[+10] u/jogolagey: Stupid as always. Sold
[+10] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: It’s TACO Tuesday, guys. Following market close, there will be renewed hope for an end to the hostilities and world peace.
[+10] u/mangofruitdude: Yes 735 was nice but what about 740?
[+9] u/Normal-Phase-1252: confirmed V, i had a phone call with Xi
[+9] u/Speech_Path: I am financially ruined.
[+9] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: what is this a pump for aunts?
[+9] u/twostroke1: It’s funny how Spy at 734 wipes 95% of this sub clean.
(the other 5% is gay)
[+9] u/Rammagedon: Xi and 🥭 will kiss on live TV like Madonna and Britney.
[+9] u/NiceJobSon: Generational not sure what’s gonna happen next moment.
[+8] u/hudson701: " Do a little dance, hold a little bag, get fucked tonight"
[+8] u/rabidstoat: I overslept, did I miss the bull market???
[+8] u/Brilliant_Object_847: #HALF ASS, HALF COCK
[+8] u/gimmethatdough: Imagine being a bear watching the market for the past couple weeks and thinking it would actually crash today
[+8] u/Taiyoken: I don't even buy puts on red days, I just wait for calls, it's that easy
[+8] u/Shishlaps_doe: Every single fucking stock or option I touch moves in the opposite fucking direction. I’ll sit there literally watching my account getting smaller and smaller and when I decide to “stop my loss” the stupid fucking stock then moves towards the money.
Am I fucking cursed? Wtf is this!!!!
I would blow my fucking head off but the gun would probably jam!!!
[+8] u/jyjea: Bro are we pumping or not goddamit
[+8] u/BigSnow7033: Sold my Muu at the bottom at a huge loss LMAO
[+8] u/Jagged_Tide: This is it guys, where boys become men. We either pump to Valhalla or lose it all in a fiery blaze of glory. I’m opting for the former, who’s with me?
[+8] u/necarpenter417: Stop fucking around. Go green
[+8] u/Independent_Drop4317: 3 hr dip erased by a single V
[+8] u/EagleNoahg: Double bottom is in, this V is about to be insane. Full check mark V to everything green through AH when announcement drops.
[+8] u/Personal-Boss-7111: Iran will test 🥭 while he's in China by attacking a US warship or something. Would be smart.
[+8] u/DeHunter_54: SPY green by close LMAOOO
[+8] u/Chemical-Coconut-203: My way OTM calls i bought at the bottom are now 300%. Up to an entire $18!
[+8] u/jasperCrow: ATH EOD 😂 sorry I don’t make the rules
[+8] u/Mean_Potential8658: i’m numb to the losses at this point
[+8] u/DJisDopeAF: Look at UNH man. So inspirational
[+8] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: “Gyna talks going well” should be back on the menu after like 6 years. The good times are back again.
[+8] u/Nero23x: I survived the Great 🐻 market of May 12
[+7] u/mmal55: Pin this comment when MU ends up green on May 12th 2026
[+7] u/Jimbeauxer: I’m averaging a solid 3 shits a day. 4 if you count my portfolio.
[+7] u/bullhunter469: Bears ran out of money so they decided to sell their mother's diary. Diary:
Page 1: "My son was born"
Page 2: "Oh shit I dropped him"
Page 3: "Oh shit I dropped him"
Page 4: "Oh shit I dropped him"
Page 5: "Oh shit I dropped him"
[+7] u/itssampson: *Looks at my Roth down 6.9% today*, (sniffles)
*”Nice”*
[+7] u/bullhunter469: Feeling EXTREMELY BAD for the gay bears who are getting CRUSHED HARD lmao
[+7] u/MrBlueEyedFox: Regards really think that institutions are dumping company's printing money cause they think its over. Its to buy cheap off of you regards.
[+7] u/PocaMadre69: This shit is so criminal everytime you get any amount of selling you get some bullshit to prop markets up
Look at that rally on SPY, as dumb as all the others
[+7] u/supersourskitz: What is this a pump for ants?
[+7] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: Market will forget today happened by Friday lmao
[+7] u/StonksInvesteur: let's go back to ATH because IRAN & CHINA "want to beg" for deals
[+7] u/Donthatemeyo: This isn't even a real dump we're one tweet from green close
[+6] u/Normal-Phase-1252: so easy, made 5 swing trades and am up $26.7 (0.02%)
[+6] u/Comrade_Durge: I AM NOT FUCKING LEAVING MU
[+6] u/crossdefaults: The market is already shown as it doesn't care about war. It doesn't care about sky high oil prices. Now it just needs to show us that it doesn't care about inflation and coming rate hikes.
[+6] u/drbigtoe: STOP BEING MEAN TO GOOGL
[+6] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: Show of hands ... who got SanDicked Down?
[+6] u/Slum-Bum: Took some May 15 SPY 740's wish me luck BOLS
[+6] u/Mwraith2: Thank god the terrible bear market of midday et 12 may 2026 is finally over.
[+6] u/Saltysunbro: Once in a life time generational dip.
[+6] u/tikimandude: And Mango wants Warsh to **lower** interest rates.
[+6] u/The_Cornwallis: Ber too stupid to take profit here
[+6] u/mangofruitdude: Dip buyer get rewarded like every day. Why are you guys still amazed?
[+6] u/Bichael-Murry: i really dont care
do you?
[+20] u/clubdirthill: > Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal?
> 🥭: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation
We know.
[+17] u/W212: I'm upvoting all MU posts
[+14] u/Waverun: Parents grew up with credit card debt. I grew up with margin. We are NOT the same.
[+13] u/Vast-Cookie1139: I love coming to this sub when markets are down. You guys really are professionals, calling the end of times and what not.
[+12] u/Ozqi: Did you know when stocks crash they eventually recover? People learned this after experiencing the recovery from the 2008 crash.
This is why stocks will never crash again and if they do it’s very short lived.
Always buy the dip. Stock only go up.
This IS financial advice
[+11] u/ianxglgw: Bers back to complaining about things going up lol
[+11] u/mtmhockey: Bought the dip on MU today after it ran up 700% this past year. I am a genius
[+10] u/DDGib: # BEARS ACTUALLY FUCKING THOUGHT AGAIN
[+10] u/Initial-Magazine2169: Mu, there's only one thing I ask of you.
I request that you merely rip my face off.
[+10] u/RetinalSmear: there's someone in here that managed to buy yesterday's top and sell today's bottom
[+10] u/Dry_Bar_4965: OMGGGGGGGGGG
I've been trying to SHORT $SPY for the PAST 2 WEEKS.
Yesterday I finally gave up and WENT LONG.
AND TODAY IT DUMPED.
[+10] u/495N: MU to turn >!green!<
[+10] u/Extreme_Marketing865: You know its bad when all you want to do is break even. Then you do and you go balls deep in another stupid decision.
[+9] u/rcantu314: Imagine panic selling instead of buying all these juicy dips
[+9] u/schwalbatros: substantial mood shifts by the hour is one of many qualities this sub has to offer
[+9] u/hotCupADank: one day soon, the V will not arrive. And we all get bent
[+9] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: Fucked up both directions today, terrible fills smh
[+9] u/iMonterenfleche: This was your last dip on MU before the next leg up
[+8] u/codespyder: This V is fucking life affirming
[+8] u/RelentlessPutz: You think Russia or Iran is the problem... No! It's the deer. Since 1930 the population has went up 100x and the population can double every 2-3 years. Right now theres 40 million in this country do the math bro. In 20 years you won't be able to leave the house or drive the roads without being seriously hurt or killed. Them mufuckers kamakazie you like its nothing. Bambi was the propaganda that is leading to our country being overrun. If everyone ate deer we can stop this. Prices of beef and chicken would fall. Fertilizer prices would plummet. Grocery shopping would be affordable again... fuck those deer bro
[+8] u/Jemmani22: Shit gonna be green eod
[+8] u/bearwithme23: VIX puts was apparently the move for this blood red day?
[+8] u/ruso_chulo: # spy +1% eod 🤡🚨🤡🚨🤡🚨🤡🚨🤡
[+8] u/peterpeer9: Went to a gay bar with friends last weekend and the market makers were immediately hitting on me, trying to sell me puts
[+8] u/88Babies: I’ve learned to just respect the V.
It don’t go down 😒
[+8] u/fathersucrose: “Let’s go in and out quick 20 minute adventure”
I tell myself as I buy 0DTE I will certainly losse
[+8] u/AlphaLeader2: Dropped 30k MU calls. 5/15 750, 5/15 800. Wish me luck.
[+8] u/kjl8921: Incoming another ATH funded by bear money
[+8] u/kemar7856: This is going to recover tomorrow
[+8] u/Dry_Bar_4965: OMGGGG
WHY DID I BUY INTEL AT $130/SHARE
[+7] u/Micheal_Hancho: # 🎅🏼: HO HO HO What do you want for Christmas little bear?
# 🧸: WWIII, The Plague, and Great Depression 2. Oh, and a puppy.
# 🎅🏼: 😦
[+7] u/tnguyen5057: This meeting with Xi will take us to new heights. SP500 to 8000!
[+7] u/Hells-waiting-room: My MU call missed limit sell yesterday by a few hundred bucks and now I am down like 6k.
[+7] u/kananishino: Keep buying the dip bulls. Trust me.
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #I hope my stocks recover while other stocks continue to dump LMAO🤌
[+7] u/Jemmani22: You guys do MU options?
That shit is insane
[+7] u/touron69420: Can’t believe I bought SNDK at the top and sold at the bottom today. I am deleting my accounts I fucking suck at this
[+7] u/MrIntuition: THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE TITANIUM BALLS AND HOLD
[+6] u/captainstrange94: I'm so happy seeing RDDT getting gaped every single day over no news. Almost back to pre-earnings price.
Fuck this market
[+6] u/MrIntuition: i was down 40%…. if i end green i will nut everywhere
[+6] u/chunksawat: Where teh f\*ck is that m\*ango c\*unt
[+6] u/optimaltimemism: Guess what I bought earlier? Calls...
[+6] u/MrIntuition: trump say you like Irans proposal or some dumb shit to give us the V
[+6] u/medievalsteel2112: Wow, my MU calls really went on a crazy rollercoaster ride today lol
[+6] u/xlmtothemoon: play ponzi games, lose ponzi money
[+5] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: Give me your bear case on TMC
[+16] u/JayWhizz007: buy the $MU dip today, it will rip tomorrow as samsung union deal didnt work out
[+14] u/BrightSovereign: Today I masterfully turned a $12k gain into a $1k gain. Should I release a course?
[+12] u/bajagfjdlbkaoa: Congrats to all the people who loaded up on the dip! 🤌🤌
[+11] u/Living-Giraffe4849: CAN WE PRETEND THAT AIRPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY ARE LIKE SHOOTING STARS I COULD REALLY USE A WISH RIGHT NOW
[+11] u/chaoticmosaic: Okay I am officially done experimenting as a 🌈 🐻
[+11] u/RonBlake: MU yearns to be green
[+11] u/PNWPlayZ: actually an insane market
[+10] u/MrCoolizade: This is what fomo looks like
[+9] u/justanaveragejoe520: Markets holding up better than I thought 3.8% inflation is no joke and this is just the start of data coming in from having Hormuz shutdown.
Momentum doesn’t want to stop. The market yerns for green.
[+9] u/mylowerbackhurts: I dont know what half my portfolio even is anymore
[+9] u/Sufficient-Aide6805: 4:01 announcement: DOJ enters $75B contact with Intel.
[+9] u/Natarian86: Today could have been an email.
[+9] u/TherealTfue: I timed calls at the dip today. Do I sell 100% up rn or ride to Valhalla tomorrow?
[+9] u/Ocinnha: I was going to buy 100k worth of SNDK yesterday, thank god I dont have 100k.
[+9] u/cfaawlday: You just know MU will be green tomorrow
[+9] u/Wide-Refrigerator736: Lmao wayyyy too bullish in here. You know what that means? Calls it is.
[+8] u/zeusbox: So what changed within past couple of hours? From bubble popping to euphoria in 2 hours. Amazing.
[+8] u/Bulgy_Moose_ST: I bought a call this morning and sold for a loss now it’s up and my put is dead
[+8] u/prospectivemillions: Lost the banbet and still not banned bitch
[+8] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: Poor people stay poor because they are affraid of losing money and being poor
[+8] u/Hotzz89: I bought 0dte calls for $0.50. Gave up on them after an hour or so and sold for $0.15. They are now $2.30. Follow me for more tips.
[+8] u/Bam2458: Bear: Rational, smart, loses money 95% of the time.
Bull: Bold, ignorant, somehow makes money but only due to inflationary forces pushing all assets up.
I’d rather be dumb bull.
[+8] u/big-mo: How many paper hands got shook?
[+8] u/user-namepending: You did buy that pullback you were waiting 6 weeks for right BOBO?
B-BOBO?
[+7] u/shindiggaa: I survived the bear market of May 12
[+7] u/KingoftheWildlings: Can I take your **bag** sir? Can I take your **bag** sir?
[+7] u/nyse25: Where were you when ber was kil
[+7] u/crazyfool319: If you own $ASTS there's still time to sell and get into $RKLB before it hits $200
[+7] u/music_crawler: Bears must be furious that some of us are already green today.
[+7] u/Particular_Growth_67: Wow whoever pointed out the people going with trump to meet china, you weren't kidding blackrock, goldman sachs, Jane street, a bunch of wealthy/powerful people are joining him
[+7] u/99Fan: We might actually end green LMAO
[+6] u/civillyRange: OpenAI is making billions just by promising to buy from suppliers - The Information
Sounds pretty regarded but what do I know
[+6] u/PumpumClap: long dated soxx shorts easy money from here
[+6] u/Sad_Estimate_6342: Stop fucking selling NVDA fuckers
[+6] u/yewnique: You had a chance to buy at these prices btw
[+6] u/thefrozen_one: The dip that keeps on dippin
[+6] u/Competitive_Mix8330: Gonna dry rub it until market close. Usual ritual to pump the market
[+5] u/Frosty-Search: Sweet bulls paying out my puts. Thank you!