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· May 12, 2026 at 11:00
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AI Summary
Summary
The single comment references a report showing 5% inflation, indicating a macro-focused discussion
Dominant sentiment is alarmed/surprised (calls it “crazy”), suggesting bearish tilt toward risk assets
No specific tickers, earnings, or company discussions; the thread lacks depth for trade extraction
Notable: No consensus or disagreement — only one participant’s reaction
AI Summary
Summary
Thread is dominated by anxiety around CPI release (May 12) and its impact on equities, bonds, and risk sentiment. Key tickers: MU (Micron), SPY/SPX, and a brief mention of ASTS and WEN.
Sentiment is deeply mixed: bulls expect manipulated inflation data to push SPY to new highs, while bears point to rising 10Y yields, weak bond auctions, and a “ghetto” pre-market vibe.
Notable disagreement: Whether today’s move is a “fake dump” like last week or the start of a serious correction (SPX -2.5% predicted by some).
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[+5] u/Mangoworshipper: Just saw the report. 5% inflation is crazy
[+21] u/Any_Life_6178: this ghetto thread is a sign of things to come today
[+9] u/zug_moneycomes: How to say girlfriend that 10k withdrawal from a bank account is not for a ring but to cover margin call? Asking for a friend
[+9] u/Yonderbeyonder: Half calls, half puts, full regard
[+9] u/kodaksdad2020: Nothing matters till CPI sends us green. 10Y is a bit concerning though
[+8] u/Some_Edge1544: https://preview.redd.it/jkozmkruvo0h1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b677922ac09c32ecc2840e3b4a6e245710414a7a
[+7] u/AcademicStandard3701: I hope the 30 year goes to 5.385% dump this bloated pig 📉📉
[+7] u/neverturndownagain: Damn im gonna be a billionare with my 0dte puts if it keeps dropping ! Fuck bulls
(Confusing algos so we can Hit 750 today)
[+7] u/No_Current3675: FUK IM ONLY UP 120% guess I’ll have to rope.
[+7] u/Chrg88: Should have ignored the down payment and home renovations last year and invested in Sandisk. Would have $15M
[+7] u/youreaditfirst: Hey look a little red after a month of non stop viagra hard dick gains. Everyone panicking.
[+7] u/AGigatonicxs: Mu gonna be green 5 min after open
[+6] u/fish_: time for a hostile takeover
of the mods so we can have a proper fucking daily thread
[+6] u/MadDabbed: Fake dump like last week ngl
[+6] u/Appropriate_One_4273: Someone here said buying MU at 3:45pm yesterday was the best timing they ever had lol.
Anyways loading up on calls at open 🫡
[+6] u/zug_moneycomes: pre market is indicator of gay preferences
[+6] u/spackzie: 8:30 CPI comes out, will determine if we are red or green today
[+6] u/mr_snickerton: Mr. Cohen,
After little deliberation, we reject your highly regarded offer. Best of luck to you and your cult of autistic incels.
Sincerely,
eBay Board
[+6] u/neverturndownagain: Spy 750 when they Release the cooked fake inflation Numbers 🚀
[+6] u/ChreeKnowsBest: DRAM setting up the generational entry
[+6] u/awetfartruinedmylife: hey guys just a quick update I wanted to share with you: I've lost all of my YTD profits and I'm now living like a caveman
[+6] u/kawkface: FKING MU CMON BROOOO
[+5] u/uncsucks: Hot cpi print, weak bond auction. Spx -2.5% today
[+5] u/LongroddMcHugendong: CPI at or below expected, shut up don’t ask too many questions, market rips to ATH by 11am
[+5] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Y’all are underestimating the extent to which 🥭’s only remaining legitimacy is a pumping S&P, they will do anything and everything to ensure it keeps going up
[+5] u/Squirr3I: #WENDY'S UP 25% ON RUMOR OF TAKEOVER. NOT TOO LATE TO GET IN!
[+5] u/FartPolluter: Not enough shitposting about ram. Need to find more chumps to buy dram, or this shit is done
[+5] u/Redwolf97ff: Who else is excited to see their ASTS call contracts and what might have happened to them in 2 hours??
[+5] u/tika_dengu: US sends counter proposal to Iran’s response - Axois
[+5] u/FabulousLanguage6216: The great battle: CPU vs CPI