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[+57] u/No-Put2311: wtf MU? Only 6.4%? As an long term investor of 15 hours I expect better from you
[+39] u/Anal_holocost: I'm not a religious person but seeing such ungodly levels of greed is making me question things
[+35] u/TheYearGuesser: Rip the economy. We had a good run.
[+30] u/EnginrA: I’m starting to think puts are not a good idea
[+28] u/hv876: 1000 points pump in 37 calendar days on talks going well. Unreal.
[+27] u/CorvusGearlock: You can feel that even bulls are surprised and confused
[+26] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # When bears finally decide to become bull that’s when the market will crash LMAO🤌
[+26] u/Upset-Motor-2602: Retardium Leviosah....WTF is this market even...
[+23] u/spectra444: Gooooood morning, what a beautiful day to be a permabol. I hope everyone slept well and your coffee is delicious. Good luck regardmaxxing today 🫡☕️
[+21] u/Small-Maintenance-65: We’ve had one ceasefire, yes. But what about second ceasefire? Peace treaty? An armistice? Peace accord? Settlement? Concordant? Peace pact? Stand-down? Suspension of hostilities? Truce? The market hasn’t priced those in, have they?
[+21] u/JPM1216: Bears are getting bullish. Time to look for the off ramp.
[+21] u/EnginrA: SPY ATH
QQQ ATH
MSFT -13% YTD
[+20] u/powerboner: “It can’t possibly keep going up”
I say as I clock in for my shift at the only going up factory.
*stole this joke from someone else the other day*
[+20] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: Unironically the peace deal is gonna be much worse than the state of things before the war even began.
[+19] u/knoqd_: Holding NVDA calls during this AI rally has been a humiliation ritual
[+18] u/throwawaydonaldinho: This is fucking mental lmao
[+18] u/piszczel: I'm too logical for this market. I need to huff glue and buy calls at random instead of sitting on the sidelines
[+16] u/JZ4012: AMD just wont stop pumping
[+16] u/joebeau99: Same news the past two months and the market thinks its the first deal we got yet. This is hilarious
[+16] u/natalie_merchant_fan: When does Iran reject deal so that stocks can rise more on that news?
[+16] u/TofuMeltatSunspot: im shaking. if asts opens above 69 im literally going to be homeless.
[+15] u/joebeau99: This feels like that gambling game where everyone tried to stay on the rocket the longest at this point
[+14] u/MelonBeefChop: I keep thinking the mother of all dumps is coming but it just keeps ripping higher. Even as a bol this scares me
[+14] u/zedk47: Only 20% up for AMD? I mean they did beat earnings by $0.01 AND make AI chips!
[+14] u/jaydacosta: Nothing makes sense.
[+14] u/peterpeer9: A vagina has 8,000 nerve endings and yet is still less sensitive than a salty bear watching this rally
[+14] u/astromouse2024: Be greedy when others are greedy
[+14] u/MartianSpaceCat: What we are witnessing is a rare case of panic buying. Enjoy it while it lasts!
[+14] u/Small-Maintenance-65: Oh my god shut up it’s gone straight up 15% in a month
[+13] u/Rounder221: Sir, how would you like to pay for your double cheeseburger?
Me: half cash, half stock. Full details in website.
[+13] u/LeDoohickey: “This pump is unreal”
Is it really?? All the shit I’m bag holding is still down like 20% from December all time highs
[+13] u/xTeeD: Actual peace agreement or just another pre market pump
[+13] u/cbusoh66: Move over Mag7, welcome new stock market overloads...the AMIGAS^TM
AMD, MU, INTC, GOOGL, AMZN, SNDK
[+12] u/CumomEileen: Has there ever been a worse time to be a bear?
[+12] u/patricktu1258: Imagine selling yesterday. Yes that’s me. I hate my life.
[+12] u/JessKingHangers: Everyday I think SNDK wont go anywhere higher.... Im going to buy today so it will dip
[+12] u/spellbadgrammargood: AMD's Net Income went up 700million YoY and went slightly down from last quarter but gained over 100billion in market cap.
[+11] u/Informal_Bench_7219: I am a sophisticated regard who put 10k on MU @635 yesterday
[+11] u/diamond12923: SPY released earnings
[+11] u/kodaksdad2020: Wait we ended the war again that was already over?
Calls
[+11] u/dontslambro: The pump is unreal 25% straight up for the Nasdaq
[+11] u/Zimeoo: Welcome to the bull market. We will never go down ever again
[+11] u/TheMatinow: so US let Iran charge ships for passage, its that bad
[+11] u/OptionsHuduga: I AM NO LONGER AN IREN BAGHOLDER. I AM LIBERATED FROM MY BAGS!
[+11] u/Small-Maintenance-65: To call this crazy is a massive understatement.
[+10] u/spectra444: For everyone just waking up seeing premarket up +1%
Here is the news:
“Exclusive: U.S. and Iran closing in on one-page memo to end war, officials say”
Source: AXIOS - https://www.axios.com/2026/05/06/iran-us-deal-one-page-memo
[+10] u/yummbeereloaded: From a retard please enlighten me anybody more retarded. How on god's green earth are US stocks still pumping when the petrodollar's tombstone is being delivered... How are the markets going to fund the AI bubble without the petrodollar and with record low treasury bond purchases and record high treasury bond dumps....?
[+10] u/Professional-Tap2052: Asia and America is asleep. This is all European pumping having a higher confidence in America than actual Americans
[+10] u/Sea_Condition_6999: My only regret was I didn't buy more yesterday
[+10] u/mehmilani: Fuck this shit. I'm gonna vibe code my own stock market.
[+10] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: I don’t trust Bears
Cause Bears spelled backwards is Sraeb and that don’t making no fucking sense… just like you Bears
[+10] u/Frozen_Shades: Just keep pumping
Just keep pumping
[+10] u/A55BAG: Hormuz deal off SPY-0.5% Hormuz deal on SPY+1%
🥭 has found a new infinite pump glitch 🤣
[+10] u/RogerBalderer: if qqq goes to 700 today im smoking meth!
[+10] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Mango tweeting that war of over if Iran give the uranium which they “agreed” to give back or bombing is back on. This is clearly a lie lmao, no way Irma agreed to this. Bombing back in soon.
[+9] u/PsychologicalKey4813: Sell FAANG
Buy MANIA
M - Micron A - AMD N - Nvidia I - Intel A - Avgo
[+9] u/The_Juice_Gourd: Generational wealth for the bols. Imagine missing this lmao
[+9] u/Initial-Magazine2169: Be stupid while others are smart. That's what Buffet said right?
[+9] u/Mathguy200: NVDA better fucking rip into $215 today
[+9] u/Ok_Visit_5741: CVS announced they are repurposing their receipt printers to chip production and memory storage.
[+9] u/LumpyShock9656: MSFT, meta and nflx so unloved rn it's crazy
[+9] u/BigStepMaestro: Just a nasty disgusting gut wrenching pump
[+9] u/Green_Perception_671: This is all extremely rational, nothing odd to see here at all, let’s fuckin go
[+9] u/Fun-Journalist2276: how did i lose 8k options in this bull run??????? is that why i'm here?!
[+9] u/mehmilani: You could have bought $730 calls like 5 weeks ago for free.
[+9] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: *SNDK MM's have opened the 2120 strike calls expiring in 72 hours. Have at it retards. GL*
[+9] u/__nameless____: 🥭 should do the ultimate 🌮 and just resign. That'd send SPY to 800 right away.
[+9] u/booose6: 🥭: ASSUMING IRAN AGREES TO GIVE WHAT HAS BEEN AGREED TO, WHICH IS, PERHAPS, A BIG ASSUMPTION, THE ALREADY LEGENDARY EPIC FURY WILL BE AT AN END, AND THE HIGHLY EFFECTIVE BLOCKADE WILL ALLOW THE HORMUZ STRAIT TO BE OPEN TO ALL, INCLUDING IRAN. IF THEY DON’T AGREE, THE BOMBING STARTS, AND IT WILL BE, SADLY, AT A MUCH HIGHER LEVEL AND INTENSITY THAN IT WAS BEFORE.
I am so fucking tired of this bullshit man
[+9] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Once Iran tweets they never agreed to give their uranium, oil back to 100+
[+9] u/xeuropa: 🌮: IF IRAN DOESN’T AGREE TO DEAL, THE BOMBING STARTS
🌮: IF IRAN AGREES, THEN EPIC FURY WILL END, HORMUZ WILL OPEN
[+8] u/LumpyShock9656: Even on a bright green day NFLX finds a way to be red
[+8] u/todddepri: This pump can't be real. Are there stargates in those data centers? Otherwise, I can't explain what's happening.
[+8] u/Organic-Calendar-244: I’m a bull but, is this a bubble?!?
[+8] u/RegardMode: Check on your 🐻 neighbours if they have a pulse
[+8] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: SPY 1776 before July 4th 🦅🇺🇸
[+8] u/AdditionalMany1292: If you bought $1000 of AMD 400c 3 weeks ago you are a millionaire
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: Dax and ftse already up 2%+
[+8] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Can you guys show some respect to cash gang which is very concerned about the price of oil
[+8] u/throwawaydonaldinho: Bers have to be extinct at this point right?
[+8] u/ContributeAVerse: Enjoy today before hantavirus gets you
[+8] u/Historical-Half-5377: Bers have officially gone extinct
[+8] u/cardboard-junkie: As an ex-bear, stocks really only go up
[+8] u/L2F_mens_glutes: #nvidia still undervalued
[+8] u/Fhyzikz: Thank god the Ayatollah is no longer around to keep semiconductor prices suppressed I guess
[+8] u/Tautol0gic: Hantavirus '26: Revenge of Hormuz
[+8] u/uncsucks: Puts have to be the play at some point, right?
[+8] u/PeachScary413: Stonks pump when oil pumps.
Stonks also pump when oil dumps.
Stonks 😤
[+8] u/frogger1988: AMC should really introduce AI into their theaters even if its something stupid like AI popcorn makers. At this point it would just moon the stock regardless of how dumb.
[+8] u/Rocky_The_Champion: I saw .com, cloud, smart phone, crypto, cannabis, covid money; you name it. This is by far the best.
[+8] u/joycaptain: 🚨Breaking: Hormuz reopened after America agrees to show Iran 'The Cannons'.
Peace in the Middle East
[+8] u/Spy300: Scripted
- Do a few weeks of a fake ceasefire / peace talks
- Get the puppet fed chair confirmed during the ceasefire
- Have the full Senate vote the during the ceasefire <--- (**you are here**)
- Resume Iran War and send WTI to 150
- Puppet fed chair cuts to 1% after initially hiking 25 bps to establish credibility
✅️ This is how you devalue your debt via **financial repression**.
[+8] u/Ok_Wallaby_7401: We live in a clown world. I feel like I'm having deja vu. Haven't we seen this peace deal like three times already? Didn't Iran fire on the UAE and a ship within the last 48 hours? Didn't Washington say they won't engage in another bombing campaign? Now it's truth-ed out that bombing will resume if Iran agrees? Perplexing.
[+8] u/rioferdy838: feeling so much fomo, so top must be near right? I have the uncanny ability to buy the top always.
[+8] u/Jets237: The Dow back to 50,000. Nothing can ever go wrong again
[+7] u/Federal_Affect2732: How do you even trade in this market? Most insane run in the history.
[+7] u/Karl-Levin: Even if Iran signed a deal to go back in time and open the strait two weeks ago the current oil price would still be insanely low
I am already full porting oil but I would buy more if I could
[+7] u/StonksInvesteur: Everytime I think it stops going up, it’s going higher. Advanced money dispenser, WTF?
[+7] u/Maesthro_ger: Man I want custom emojis back, daily thread hasn't been the same ever since *Pepehands*
[+7] u/hv876: Any dip in MU or SNDK, full port calls. Because this shit is going to 3000 by EOY
[+7] u/Due_Aide_9725: Sold my AMD call before earnings, got spooked and now want to kms
[+7] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Market has been like
FUCK YOU IRAN…
But like in a nice peaceful way.
[+7] u/SilentExtinction: 115 billion market cap gain on a 0.5B revenue beat!
[+7] u/JackORoses: Cash gang versus bers in an epic battle to the death over who had the worse strategy.
[+7] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: This market is getting scary
[+7] u/DogNamedFloppy: You can’t clap my cheeks while I’m sleeping! That’s illegal!! 🌈🐻
[+7] u/Few_Egg3567: I am pleased to announce I will be exiting my msft leaps at a small loss of 50% and moving my money into a safer investment like 0dtes.
[+7] u/Clear_Garlic_4010: How can people be bearish?? Inflation decreasing, jobs increasing, housing market solid, gas dropping, war ending. To the moon
[+7] u/Professional-Tap2052: Europe SPY is up already like 3% today. Yes, this is real.
[+7] u/TipEmpty8429: Oil crashing was not on my bingo card
[+7] u/DogOfDreams: I've made more money this past month off stocks than I will this year off work. Shit feels unreal.
[+7] u/Play_Background: how fast fill they close the hormuz again lol
[+7] u/Ragnaroknight: It's crazy how many times the market has pumped on the same news of the war "ending". Maybe 🥭 is actually a genius.
Create a problem, then solve your own problem. Suddenly everything is better than before the problem because the hopium has outstripped the original fear.
[+7] u/NimblePoopBlade: I giggle in the right lane in my 2014 Corolla with 175k miles at everyone driving huge trucks when the only thing they haul is their fat wife. Then I remember I'm poor but I tell everyone I am economical.
[+7] u/Fun-Journalist2276: the pullback will be painful, till then lets enjoy the ride!!!
[+7] u/Personal-Chemist535: trying to get in on this market is like trying to hop on a train at full speed
maybe tomorrow it will slow down? lol
[+7] u/rmychvr: I PROMISE I WILL NEVER TAKE PROFITS AGAIN
[+7] u/Extreme_Problem_1645: We hope you enjoyed the intro folks, we think youll enjoy this next act even more.
[+7] u/Thebaxxxx: #POET BOL CREW CHECKING IN. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+7] u/Useful_Donut6789: Market is out of control. Shits crazy
[+7] u/SHUT_DOWN_EVERYTHING: DOW will reach 50,000 today. Pam Bondi is due back in congress on May 29. Calls until then, puts after?
[+7] u/Bam2458: Damn first he pumps it then he’s gotta start talking about bombs again
[+7] u/AGreasyPorkSandwich: Do the algos just not understand the guy lies more than he blinks?
Like what happens when that fact gets updated?
[+7] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: Beo WHAT IS HAPPENING??
AMD UP 20%
[+7] u/Frozen_Shades: Ber comments are fucking hilarious this morning.
[+7] u/BFox1982: You gotta admit, 🥭 is the best president in history at saying lines of bullshit to make shit pump.
[+7] u/Glittering_Water3645: META and MSFT will still find a way to go lower even if a peace agreement would be announced lol
[+7] u/frogger1988: drumph just said a deal was "a big assumption" on truth...lmao
[+7] u/gimmebadvibes: Alright that’s it, I’m moving to buying and holding. I’ve watched AMD, MU, NVDA, RKLB, ASTS, TSM all pump for 4 years and only managed to lose money on options. Feeling like an absolute idiot right now looking at some of these prices
[+7] u/trust_it_bb: I laughed at the POET holders at 16
I became a POET holder at 7
Idk what the fuck the company even does but moonshot back to 16
[+7] u/Excilionator: how are you even red wtf
[+6] u/LynoaFox: The Sell button should be removed from trading platforms. It just creates confusion.
[+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: This euphoria is a bit concerning......even for bulls
[+6] u/rsanchan: Semis are the new Mag7
[+6] u/Aware_Secret_8910: If you feel stupid remember BRK is holding almost 400B in cash LMAO
[+6] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: I was clearly not bullish enough
[+6] u/27onfire: God Bless all my retards in the chat. May tendies rain upon you. Just don't be a greedy haphazard bitch and you'll be green. Please remember the one great axiom<> if you think you should buy a call buy a put : if you think you should buy a put buy a call <>
[+6] u/Cuse-Town: Fuk my poots I guess.
[+6] u/GreenGameboyColor: wow
I don't have calls 😭
[+6] u/Top-Fig845: Just a daily reminder I sold AMD at $100
[+6] u/whitepug: Total American capitulation this is so embarrassing LMAO 😭
[+6] u/No-Put2311: Imagine being an MSFT bag holder and watching MU and SNDK the last month lmfao
[+6] u/FatandBankrupt: You think they would have manipulated it less dramatic than this
[+6] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony bear's blessing, But because, I am englightened by my Permabull intelligence.
[+6] u/taffy_laffy: buying the poet and smci sell off easiest free money.
reminder that every stock that has a huge sell off due to controversy is an immediate buy after the sell off calms down.
except ASTS that shits dead.
POETHEADS I AM NOW ONE OF YOU
SMCI FRAUDS FOREVER 📈📈
[+6] u/TreGet234: Will the market ever correct again? A whole war and supply shock was a nothingburger.
[+6] u/jasherer: man should i just buy a bunch of DRAM and ride this out?
[+6] u/booose6: We are digging ourselves deeper and deeper into financial ruins in the future.
[+6] u/NonsensicalWorries: Went from -95% all time to -70%, today was a good day.
[+6] u/clockwork5ive: Bulls make money, bears die alone in a gutter, pigs get rich.
[+6] u/Coogiez: Selling everything at open this makes no sense. Might even buy calls ugh
[+6] u/Few_Foundation3409: Bag holding for 6 months finally paying off
[+6] u/ClaudesSexBot: All hail the new god, Datacenter
[+6] u/Kill_4209: GOOG is about to become king of the hill
[+6] u/hammerscribe98: Where’s “convinced coworkers to pull out of 401k” guy?
[+6] u/ggtfcjj: By how much did your net worth increase this past week?
[+6] u/Several_Bread_9144: Reminder that spy 800 calls for more than a month are like 10 cents
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: Ordering a DRAM licence plate for the Lambo
[+6] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: https://preview.redd.it/obw6ems97izg1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c079ca71f834a36fac85a559672f4b6fb84a960c
DRAM will hit 100 next week
[+6] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Just applied for a data center janitor position. I'm boutta make it big 😦🤌
[+6] u/Bizonistic: Market rallies like we have cured cancer lol
[+6] u/Alarmed_House23: So MSFT can't even stay green when the news of he war might come to an end? what an absolute dogshit of a stock
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: Stupid tweet, there goes our gains
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: Shoutout to the USS Texas for that one time it intentionally flooded itself on one side to increase the range of its main guns
[+6] u/Isometric_exercises: Bad mango tweet to ruin my day.
[+6] u/ThanksDependent1001: I woke up at 4:30am and see $732. Thinking holy shit my $730 calls will actually print. Now 🥭 tweets… back down we go cus we can’t pump until they buy in.
[+6] u/Comfortable733: Iran unaware of any deal (probably)🤡
[+6] u/dimadomelachimola: how do bers even make money
[+6] u/natalie_merchant_fan: Now he's threatening them...already...haha
[+6] u/thelonewanderer333: I haven't checked the headlines, but from the market's behavior, we cured cancer. And rates are coming down. And the war is over. And tariffs are gone. And the interest payment on the debt isn't more than the GDP anymore. And consumer confidence is sky high. And......
[+6] u/GAY_EUROPOOR: Long MU SNDK. 10x from here conservatively. Target is $20,000/share for SNDK and $5,000/share for MU. Short ASTS, target is $0 (next week). LMAO 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
[+6] u/Throwaway_biglaw: Calls. Calls calls calls calls calls!
[+6] u/gooneral_MC: i love waking up to the gentle pitter-patter of emaciated bear corpses hitting the pavement.
[+6] u/peterpeer9: here's a little investing tip
90% of the stock market is held by the top 10%
50% of the stock market is held by the top 1%
do you think they're gonna wake up and choose:
* i want more
* boy, stocks sure are over valued, yes sir. let's destroy my net worth today by selling some winners
[+6] u/Jn522: Im kinda feeling like sp500 with 20x leverage full port rn
[+5] u/darkspherei: bers are one thing imagine being cash gang lol
[+5] u/vlatkovr: What the hell do I buy. Everything is through the roof already
[+5] u/ClaudesSexBot: USD taking a massive giant shit. No wonder the market is pumping lmao
[+5] u/AudiRick_: ready to see headlines stating that there was a 500m$ short position opened at 3:59 pm lol
[+5] u/Frozen_Shades: It's still fucking pumping
[+5] u/Voenker: I nearly bought puts yesterday evening but then I remembered I am not a 🌈🐻
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: how are the oil boys doing?
[+5] u/theykeepbanningmebro: Bears are fukd to oblivion
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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Their record is now 2 wins and 4 losses
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[+5] u/FrenchFryPerson1: AMD is the new market maker
[+5] u/OntologicalSquirrel: NFLX still red on a +2% qqq day, crazy
[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: This semis pump is so disrespectful
[+5] u/frey_to_tilt: Market pricing in datacenters that can cure cancer
[+5] u/Trenavix: it won't stop pumping
oh and the market is pumping too
[+5] u/Affectionate-End2461: Bears are extinction mode!
[+5] u/Lbuck24: Didn’t they bomb the UAE literally yesterday lmao
[+5] u/Small-Maintenance-65: I’m not used to WSB being right for such an extended period of time.
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: Wait until the Russia Ukraine cease fire pump. Going to moon
[+5] u/MooseTendies: Damn my USO puts be printing hard
[+5] u/Miker1730: i am baffled by amd, earnings were good but not that good.
Guess the market really loves data centers
[+5] u/CoLmes: Full ported AMD at 3:59pm yesterday.
[+5] u/WocketWaccoon: SOFI you piece of shit!!!!!!
[+5] u/DegenGonnaDegen: I was told it was the Advanced Money Destroyer a year ago and did not buy
[+5] u/powerboner: I’m legit baffled rn. This is what I get for being a paper handed bitch and selling for small gains. Every call is up 1000% at least
[+5] u/Individual_Error_428: Holy shit it’s only Wednesday?
[+5] u/Kowan: Broooo save some pumps for MEEEE
[+5] u/bringbackcayde7: How is it physically possible for AMD to go +20% in one day
[+5] u/kvndoom: Double
Returns
Approximately
Monthly
[+5] u/Impressive_Trick_573: I know it’s 🥭 but I usually don’t call people in about to make a deal with “mentally deranged”
[+5] u/IXI_Bman: So why can't all these moves happen during the trading hours? All I see every day is AH moves and its getting very tiring. Not impressed by this market honestly its boring af
[+5] u/taffy_laffy: if you ain't buying frauds and scams on sell offs, are you even living?
POET and SMCI forever. lets fraud our way back to $20 and $60.
[+5] u/isolated-cat: HASSETT PREDICTS 4% GDP GROWTH FOR THE YEAR
is he drunk this early in the morning?
[+5] u/codespyder: Been jerking myself off to my AMD calls so hard that I forgot I also hold UBER shares.
Oh and the Leafs won the draft lottery. I should go buy more lotto tickets
[+5] u/Fun-Journalist2276: envy those who will be posting their gains in WSB soon
[+5] u/mehmilani: Spy chart looks like shiba innu during COVID bullrun.
[+5] u/Deep_INDA_Money: Going all in on Nvidia calls and 🌽- pray for me
[+5] u/mr_snickerton: Bears before bed last night: "well there's no way things can pump further over night, I'll regroup and see how things look in the morning"
[+5] u/lolgoodone34: AMD has never moved this much on earnings lmfao
[+5] u/Hist0racle: If you think youre doing a bad job at anything, whether its investing, work, whatever..Just take a look at MSTR's EPS, suddenly you'll feel alot better about yourself.
[+5] u/type_error: How much is this the stock market going up or the dollar just plummeting? Plummeting against everything but JPY that is.
[+5] u/UnivalveX: another day another +1.5%
[+5] u/mehmilani: Everything is ripping 30% a day but the market is like: nope, nvda at $201 is too expensive! Back below 200.
[+5] u/powerboner: 7450 5/15 SPX calls were $250 yesterday they’re 1500 now LMFAOOOOOOO
[+5] u/frogger1988: talks with iran will ultimately fail again but the question is how long from now
[+5] u/benj760486: Did NASDAQ crushes earnings third time this week or something!?
[+5] u/shlimeyboy: Profit taking at open? Or does the pump keep going
[+5] u/Spy300: >The Federal Reserve is loading up on US Treasuries:
>The Fed's total Treasury holdings are now up to $4.4 trillion, the highest since July 2024.
PRINTERS RUNNING HOT
[+5] u/Financial_Fan1763: https://preview.redd.it/luinlpmj8izg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da589e16e8eabce1737a57fbf0de21b8b036f134
🌮 Wednesday?
[+5] u/Bxdwfl: This was basically a repeat of 2025. Market bottoms in April, then makes a new ATH every other day
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: 5% days are now considered flat, normal and 🌈.
Bears have been removed from the genepool.
[+5] u/Spy300: >TRUMP: ASSUMING IRAN AGREES TO GIVE WHAT HAS BEEN AGREED TO, WHICH IS, PERHAPS, A BIG ASSUMPTION, THE ALREADY LEGENDARY EPIC FURY WILL BE AT AN END, AND THE HIGHLY EFFECTIVE BLOCKADE WILL ALLOW THE HORMUZ STRAIT TO BE OPEN TO ALL, INCLUDING IRAN. IF THEY DON’T AGREE, THE BOMBING STARTS, AND IT WILL BE, SADLY, AT A MUCH HIGHER LEVEL AND INTENSITY THAN IT WAS BEFORE
Needs his fed chair pick secured. Then war resumes.
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: MANGO NOOOO. BARRON DIDNT BUY THE DIP.
[+5] u/Bxdwfl: Idk why the US doesn't just buy calls. Could've paid off the deficit yesterday 🤡
[+5] u/M1BG: I remember browsing WSB in 2018 during my futures and options classes when AMD was trading at $15 lmao
[+5] u/Sensitive_nob: Iam bullish on oil and I will stay bullish on oil if this will make me a gay perma bear so be it
[+5] u/Dongkey_kong: The fact I’m purchasing heavily into AMD tells me the pump is nearly at its end
[+5] u/fish_: gm to call buyers only
[+5] u/zztop610: Cannot believe made more money on INTC than AAPL
[+5] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Dow 50k. Lutnick job is safe.
[+5] u/VaIentineX: HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
[+5] u/VisualMod: You already have a bet going - ASTS to 0.0 before 11-May-2026 04:34 AM -05
[+19] u/CEOofBeanz: If you’re 17 years old and haven’t made at least $5,000,000 in the AI run it’s over
[+18] u/eyerollingsex: 🥭 last night:
The war is over
🥭 this morning:
Unless…
[+17] u/trix_is_for_kids: I'll be loading up on DRAM this morning, expect the memory sector to crash by the afternoon.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+16] u/AEVIAR: I’m not a bear. But seriously how tf is the market up after all this? Insane
[+16] u/YasJGFeed: Can y’all do something about your orange toddler?
[+16] u/RJNavarrete: # Operation Endless Fuckery
[+15] u/ChickenYip: \*TRUMP TELLS NY POST ‘TOO SOON’ TO PREP FOR IRAN PEACE SIGNING
LMAO
[+15] u/SouthNice7324: I was fearful whilst others were greedy. Now the others are rich
[+14] u/davidbigham: I will not fomo. I will not fomo. I will not fomo
[+14] u/hermeskino715: Can we stop dumping over his stupid tweets
#He has no cards. NOTHING
[+14] u/ArkAngelEV: Breaking News: NVDA has announced that their AI has miraculously birthed a baby AI. Ai squared.
NVDA +19.23%
[+14] u/justlosinmoney: This dumb fuck just had to keep his mouth shut but alas he is too fucking stupid
[+14] u/AeneasKurtz: I'll repeat what I said yesterday:
> Every stock I watch is up >5% every day and records a new ATH. I just know that *if* ***I*** *buy*, the stock will dump -20% "as expected" and I will have marked the top, not to be seen again in years.
>
>Everything else I own, on the other hand, is lower each day.
[+14] u/Beneficial-Tax-1776: what an epic battle. axios and trump post battling for oil prices. axios dropped another unamed pakistani source saying peace is close.
trump told NYP peace is far
[+14] u/nullzeroerror: How many times can this cycle play out? 🥭 threatens bombing, pussies out, calls mossad agent Barak Ravid for a fake deal story, then threatens them again. Its fucking insane
[+13] u/baadllama_ghost: it's the same fucking thing everyday when are people going to realize he's full of shit
[+13] u/soapchewer2: Operation epic fury. More like operation epic bullshit
[+13] u/Me-Regarded: Raise your hand if you bought the pre-market fomo top
[+13] u/burnerAccountDuh24: Another axios ‘talks are going well’ pump haha are we actually fucking serious
[+13] u/Chickychickybooboo: red today would be the funniest thing
[+13] u/-medicalthrowaway-: WSB is currently comprised of 90% trolls with sub 5k accounts, 2% trolls with over 100k and multiple portfolios, and 8% lurkers who miss when the sub actually had value (back when DD posts meant anything)
And that’s just science.
[+12] u/saintmitchy: Every day I'm on this thread there's always one person yelling at MSFT
It's fucking hilarious
[+12] u/arbitraryBlue: Maybe deal = +1%
Actually, no deal = -0.3%
Rinse and repeat
[+12] u/Crazy_Reporter_7516: BREAKING: Iran has launched a new website called the "Persian Gulf Strait Authority" to oversee traffic through the Strait of Hormuz just minutes after an Axios report claimed a deal was near to end the war and reopen Hormuz.
The site signals plans to charge ships for safe passage and vessels are expected to receive rules and instructions via email under the new system.
US oil prices are now up +5% from their low of the day.
[+12] u/baadllama_ghost: "oil prices fall"
"oil prices rise"
meanwhile gas station fuel prices just keep going up 🤔
[+12] u/TomBradysNightLight: Lotta bers coming out this morning. Calls it is.
[+12] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: META and MSFT competing for biggest cuck in cuck chair
[+11] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Don’t get me wrong my accounts are happy to see the pump, but I can’t help but assume this is just backtracking from the whack ass “operation freedom” they tried yesterday that got a commercial ship blown up. The IRGC is under zero pressure to accept a deal on anything other than their terms, they have the US by the balls and they know it
[+11] u/puts_every_day: Pre-market is so much more fun. Too bad we can't have options during it.
Once it's open, it's just a +/-0.01 range whole day long.
[+11] u/Forward-Ad5608: just another day as a MSFT bagholder
https://preview.redd.it/to9pgddeiizg1.png?width=372&format=png&auto=webp&s=7dad63f1f526177af927f6f1b927587ba68409c5
[+11] u/CallsOrPutsYES: Berkshire and I are sitting on a record 397.000125B in cash. IMAGINE the green candles once we deploy all this capital into SPY CALLS
[+11] u/Legendary-Lemon: AXIOS is like the official 🥭 regime news source
[+11] u/Moepenmoes: Just FYI: I bought SNDK yesterday + other semiconducting/AI stocks so we are most likely crashing today.
Sorry guys.
[+10] u/BreakingBadBones: Any bad news = 0,1% dip
Any bad news that the market wants to make it look like good news = 5% rally
[+10] u/dfivetf: Iran and mango will never give up their infinite money glitch - buy cheap puts, lob some missiles, wait a few days, buy cheap puts, lob some missiles, wait a few days, buy cheap puts, lob some missiles
[+10] u/marrful: who is ready to lose some money today
[+10] u/dfivetf: nytimes could learn a thing or two about how to make money from manipulation, silly subscription/ad model seems outdated
[+10] u/PocaMadre69: SPY is up 1% based on another barak david lie
🥭 comes out and says it was a lie and the market goes down 0.3%
[+10] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: Iran launches “Persian Gulf Strait Authority” website to manage traffic & charge tolls in the Strait of Hormuz."
[+10] u/hunnna: Can't wait for the World Cup and the Europoors to see our endless parking lots and $8 gas
[+10] u/puts_every_day: He knows that if the war finishes spy would never go over $800. We need the war to continuously pump the market!
[+10] u/corp_carrot: Market could do the funniest thing today
[+10] u/Country_Gravy420: Who the fuck is Axios? Before this war I barely heard of them and now they are driving the narrative on the whole war?
[+10] u/thekhan1313: Let me help everyone out here. We are as close to a deal today as we were March 9th, the first of 10 times the war was “very complete, pretty much”. Oil to 65, SPY 800.
[+10] u/the_mind_goblin1: excellent, NVDA moves down when other chip stocks go up, and moves down when those chip stocks also go down. truly there is no winning
[+9] u/InitiativeGlum2507: I've been investing for 20 years and I can tell you one thing with 100% certainty:
There are no sellers in semis for the foreseeable future.
[+9] u/TrickyDickCheney: Gonna be a wild day gentlemen
[+9] u/Swiftnice: The real reason he canceled operation freedom is because a French ship attempting to cross the straight got struck immediately lol.
[+9] u/CEOofBeanz: SPY investors: 🤓🥛
Semiconductor investors:🍸👱🏻♀️😎👱🏻♀️🍸
[+9] u/CurrentRoutine7392: elon musk said he's unhappy as the richest person on earth…
money is not the answer for happiness! just the answer for comfort and pleasure, but not true happiness
[+9] u/ChickenYip: **TRUMP: IRAN DEAL NOT THERE YET**
President Donald Trump said it’s “too soon” to plan peace talks with Iran despite reports of a near deal, downplaying prospects of imminent negotiations in Pakistan. He warned that if Iran accepts terms, hostilities could end and the Strait of Hormuz reopen—but failure to agree would trigger intensified military action.
[+9] u/stacks86: I will not fomo into chips , I will not fomo into chips
[+9] u/Brawmethius: Damn the infinite pump on every "war could end" is wild.
[+9] u/tika_dengu: Axios and Pakistan to deploy operation Epic V anytime now
[+9] u/DegenBagholder_: Whole market at ATHs while my portfolio (All in $MELI and $SMR) is still down 80%
AAA
[+9] u/SKJ_2012: Lmao ofc i finally committed to MU and its going down, I bought the top
[+9] u/cryptoguy66: Lambo or shopping cart there is no in between
[+9] u/gentlesandwich: Good thing I'm a pussy who bought only one otm put
[+9] u/BreakingBadBones: 2026 will be forever remembered as the year where buying at the top made you profit regardless. The market is so irrational this year. Scary.
[+9] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #Imagine selling SNDK at 1015, OH WAIT I DID
[+9] u/31andnotdone: "i inherited my dads AI bags"
[+9] u/Feisty-Payment9614: I’m buying SNDK calls at open. I hope the top is not in.
[+9] u/OsamaBagHolding: What is happening...
What is going on...
[+9] u/Ok-Marketing-3557: Spy calls and amd call at open ?
[+9] u/throwaway9gk0k4k569: Everything I own is up this morning and I yelled HONK HONK CLOWN MARKET out the window at 5AM, so I'm done and going back to bed.
[+9] u/Shoty6966-_-: BREAKING: Trump Announces Immediate End to Iran War, Pending “One Final, Perfect Phone Call”
[+9] u/le_pedal: Feeling greedy, annoyed AMD dropped 20 bucks this morning
[+9] u/BlackKnightsOptions: *sad oil tycoon noises *
[+9] u/zlordbeats: hands too sweaty to access the finger scan on my phone to open robinhood so now im locked out LOL
[+9] u/thefrozen_one: Cmon Gold, daddy needs gas for morning shift at Wendy’s today
[+8] u/Sovetcki: This is fucking wild
[+8] u/CMac681: 🥭: “Let’s wake up and tweet some Machiavellian shit, fuck up these regards ports 😈”
[+8] u/Shoty6966-_-: Fuck my stupid fucking big chungus life 😔
[+8] u/Crazy_Reporter_7516: The president of Iran last night literally said it would be impossible to agree to anything
[+8] u/ChickenYip: Iran be like.. “It’s on the website”
[+8] u/Cantthinkofacoolnam: SNDK up another 49% just because
[+8] u/pineapplelover212: Chances of oil going down -11% like it did and recovering all that by tonight?
[+8] u/Mr_Madrass: $26 billion spent on Iran and $1 Billion on the ballroom...... and nothing to show for it. People could have gotten that instead.
[+8] u/SpiritedWrongdoer196: Take profits at open 🥱 orange man is deranged
[+8] u/CUTON1C: I knew $AMD would pump when I seen Cathie Wood sold her position last week.
[+8] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: A lying retard can say there is fake progress in negotiations that aren't happening and the market will just run with it. Ok.
[+8] u/softboiledjadepotato: This market has waged an excursion against sleep
[+8] u/ARogueAnt: Trump tells NY Post: It is ‘too soon’ to prep for Iran peace signing.
lol
[+8] u/vermilli21: First thing he does is going on truth social to threaten bombing. Fucking classic. You would think with summit with GYNA next Friday he wouldnt do anything stupid
[+8] u/OptionGamble: Market hasn’t opened and I’ve already got whiplash
[+8] u/schwalbatros: there should be some kind of independent institution that sanctions this sort of blatant market manipulation
[+8] u/puts_every_day: If he didn't say anything, we would have opened at 740 🤭
[+8] u/99Fan: Nothing is stopping this freight train of a bull run
[+8] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: Microsoft is reportedly considering dropping its goal of powering data centers with clean energy."
[+8] u/broke_person: Me when market was down from war: I'm depressed
Me when market keeps making ATH: I'm concerned. We are too high
[+8] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: So ending the war would crash the market right?
[+8] u/-0x00000000: 🐸 Es ist mittwoch meine kerle
[+8] u/No_Current3675: It is quite difficult to accept that stonks only go up.
[+8] u/SlfImpr: Lol, Axios is turning into The Onion
>US oil prices are experiencing a sharp reversal, now up +8% in 60 minutes, as doubts grow over an Axios-reported potential deal to end the Iran War. This comes as Iran has launched a new website called the "Persian Gulf Strait Authority."
[+8] u/Boromir-Wants-: SNDK has a massive bear graveyard out front of its corporate HQ.
[+8] u/Icommandyou: Need to be in Axios group chat so I can also short or buy calls before they publish their headlines. Not asking too much here tbh
[+8] u/corp_carrot: folks really saw SNDK at $1500, up 4000% on the year and thought “now’s the time”
[+7] u/cloud_cafe: Full ported PLTR maybe I'm retarded but I trust 1984
[+7] u/These_Difficulty_126: I’m going balls deep into MU
[+7] u/BreakingBadBones: Typical pump and manipulation, especially when its from axios. In the old days, as soon as trumpeet threatened with bombings, the market would panic. Today we see a rally (see his very recent tweet)
[+7] u/twenty_three_three: Strait not open, missiles flying, oil -10%. Sure. Nothing to see here, move along.
[+7] u/Ok-Reach-2580: Crazy thing about MU is its PE is still reasonable compared to a lot of other plays.
[+7] u/31andnotdone: what is happening, srsly
full regard.
[+7] u/vwapnerd: Would be nice if we saved these moves for regular session. Weeeeeeee
[+7] u/hermeskino715: Profit take whatever shit you have at open then panic sell everything. It's fucking over
[+7] u/ChampionshipSoggy618: Give it about an hour, markets gonna forget about the tweet and pump. Gonna hear tonight or tomorrow that there's no deal for a 0.5% pullback before it rockets up again
[+7] u/_TryingToBeRational_: If you can't love me at my fish head you don't deserve me at my cannons.
[+7] u/puts_every_day: 🥭 trying hard to kill calls before open with his tweets 🤭
[+7] u/solidsneeze: have any bears said "it's already fading lol" yet?
[+7] u/bigswordmeatlord: Yall ready for the infinity money printer to turn on today? (DRAM calls)
[+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: Bears: Call the ambulance.....but not for me! 🔫
[+7] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: i found the guy "familiar with the matter", it was Axios itself all along
[+7] u/dfivetf: axios must be insanely rich from the manipulation, who cares about ad revenue lol
[+7] u/Glittering_rolex_420: Green 30 days in a row, barely red in overnight and “it’s a crash.” Daddy chill
[+7] u/pineapplelover212: Iran just said they not agreed to anything
[+7] u/Nagalavonpelt: So do we actually have a deal? Or is mango 🥭 negotiating with himself again 🤦♂️
[+7] u/cantgetthistowork: Blowoff top potential especially in semis
[+7] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: AMD report was really just not that great
[+7] u/EyeSea7923: Remember the last bear apocalypse? How could you forget, foreshadowed every week by the Burry bots.
[+7] u/Shoty6966-_-: Which one of you regards just bought a spy 800 5/8c on the chain
[+7] u/Pax19: Hey Americans is there anything wrong with your currency
[+7] u/31andnotdone: sabrina carpenter really dropped these lyrics
"i wanna take you on a house tour, i want you to come inside, but dont enter through the back door"
[+7] u/ifyoulookyouaregay: Bubble pop soon, but I don’t have the balls to short. EDIT: except microslop that shit needs to go back down
[+7] u/vermilli21: Downvoted for taking profits, you guys are clowns 🤡
[+6] u/Warm_Tzatziki: looking at some comments. ASTS seems to great at creating homeless people
[+6] u/vSlickRick1: Fake axios headline and trump threatening bombing again all in on oil calls
[+6] u/stupidber: Holy shit SPY 730 never thought I'd see the day
[+6] u/SlfImpr: Peak semiconductor euphoria wen??
[+6] u/ev01ution: Imagine holding MSFT 😭😭
[+6] u/moosewithamuffin: SPY up $100 since March 30 LMAO
[+6] u/vermilli21: Letting Jesus take the wheel today
[+6] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: SPY was 638 just 34 days ago
[+6] u/Healthy_Resort_363: Advanced Money Duplicator??
[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: The fun part is when semis finally come back to earth the rest of the market is going with it. So you can miss the upside while also catching all of the downside lmao.
[+6] u/BreakingBadBones: I think his friends loaded up on oil before the recent tweet
[+6] u/Mr_Madrass: Bunch of clowns in this administration
[+6] u/justanaveragejoe520: Man another fake peace deal but don’t mind the pump because you know it won’t go back down if there is no deal
[+6] u/ThouOne: They probably realized they pumped the market a bit too much today LOL, they probably want to keep some room for a run up when the deal actually happens.
[+6] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: did trump tweet again?
[+6] u/mtnrnnr802: Bears talking shit after one red candle
[+6] u/mklomp7: Everything and everyone is going to be rolling in green and I’m stuck with NFLX.. yay
[+6] u/Hunt_Phoenix: It's dumping, RIP QQQ 700 that did not happen
[+6] u/daytrader7222: Whoever bought SNDK at $1497-1498, GL to you!
[+6] u/chuastan: I’m sorry. It was hubris. Stay grounded bulls. Allah be with u
[+6] u/Glittering_rolex_420: Big V, and it was beautiful
[+6] u/Glittering_rolex_420: It’s a crash:::!!!! As sandisk is 1450, nvda 200 mu 679 and and 420$ 😭
[+6] u/Elforas_Tero: All I see is assblasted bers begging for more war an ludicrous oil prices
[+6] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Amd dropped 15 dollars. Ouch
[+6] u/jerome-yellen: Imagine waking up and thinking: "what the hell, I'm just gonna short here"
[+6] u/Foreigntragedy: mu sndk and amd will have combined market cap of 30 trillion by end of this year
[+6] u/duh3man: Strangle day! Plummet or rip
[+6] u/JasonMrazsHat: I wish I could go back in time and not be such a fucking bitch
[+6] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Wildest bull run considering the 14 people trading in this market the volume on spy for the last month is abysmal
[+6] u/I_work_too_much: Tyrone Biggums ass market
[+6] u/Shoty6966-_-: Oh my god why would he do this why would he lie about this stuff
[+6] u/Rich-Badger-7601: The odds that AMD closes today under 400 is much higher than you clowns seem to think
[+6] u/rabidstoat: So we have a peace agreement with Iran except they only now are seeing it and reviewing it but I'd they don't agree the US will drop more bombs than ever on them?
I swear this has played out three or four times already. It ends in no agreement and no bombs.
Just fucking market manipulation.
[+6] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Why MU is going down 😡
[+6] u/Beagle001: DRAM coming down a little from overnight high? Thank you. I see a dip? I’m buying. It goes up, I’m chasing. I want her.
[+6] u/pineapplelover212: Oil will need to recover another 6% to go green. Anyone think this happens today?
[+6] u/calmoney149: MSFT say you are a data center or chip maker, hurry!!
[+6] u/omebyte: OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!
[+6] u/ir1shman: Okay well just bought SNDK! If anyone is looking for a “top” single, it’s this! lol
[+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Market up huge.. let me check on my MSFT
[+6] u/FlatwormBig5514: I am so damn confused. Why can't we just have some clarity on what the hell is going on
[+6] u/Icommandyou: 🚨ceasefire deal reached between MSFT and SPY - per sources in Axios
[+6] u/PositiveEdge4361: 735 would be too much right
[+6] u/Maximus806: I heard that SOFI is changing to SOFI AI
source: trust me bro
[+6] u/killerbeeswaxkill: The market being higher than before war started is comical
[+6] u/StollSlamsCars: So glad i sold my 5/8 $734 call yesterday morning for a $8 gain 🤣
[+6] u/KwisatzHaterach: When I first started trading I joined WSB’s and literally just bought whatever I saw in the daily thread.
After I lost all my money I quit for a year or so but now I’m back and I’m wiser.
Now I still buy whatever the comments say to buy but I don’t play with money I can’t afford to lose.
[+6] u/colombianboii11: Way too much credence to Axios when honestly Al Jazeera has had the best coverage
[+6] u/Foreigntragedy: microsoft youre shit mate
[+6] u/tocinoman: I will not squander my chance today
(I will absolutely squander my chance today)
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: Good luck today everyone
No matter what
# 🫵
YOU are a winner in MY book
📚📚📚📚📚📚
[+5] u/Paco_Tesla: Looks like the bears were not extinct enough
[+5] u/dabblesest: Bers literally grasping at straws when they could be buying calls…
[+5] u/CMDR_Shepard96: Looking at my watchlists and OF COURSE MSFT is fucking red
[+5] u/Waveytony: My stupid ass is somehow up 20% from investing in Burger King lmaooo
[+5] u/1hourtolive: I swear ASTS premarket shows +6%
[+5] u/TokiAsuma: Yeah, spy is going to 1k and sndk is going to 10,000 end of year. This is just insane
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: ##ONLY GAY PEOPLE SELL. HOLD THE LINE BITCHES
[+5] u/Ok-Barracuda39: What if the top was inside of us all along?
[+5] u/Dangerous_Pie_3338: Someone in here said short ASTS and long MU and SNDK. So sell low, and buy high. That sounds like an excellent fucking idea.
[+5] u/BadBoyBilbo: I knew it was too good to be true.
Red by open.
My 0dte ITM calls are going straight to Zero.
[+5] u/ThouOne: I used to be happy buying the “dip” of META at $530 and MSFT at $370, literally if I bought anything else I’d be much more greener. Fuk.
[+5] u/moneygon_: Who even is Iran at this point? some dude operating their twitter?
[+5] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: I didn't expect war to be back after... 1 hour of no war.
[+5] u/tocinoman: Back into the shitter goes NVDA
[+5] u/jijitalk: Netflop bleeding 25% since it’s ER lol. POS stock.
[+5] u/Nervous-Basis-1707: Scumbag SMCI fading.
[+5] u/Shoty6966-_-: Nobody has ended as many wars as him. In fact he’s about to end another one today
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: I will not buy puts. I will not buy puts. I will not buy puts. I will not buy puts. I will not buy puts. I will not buy puts. I will not buy puts. I will not buy puts. I will not buy puts. …. Which means probably puts.
[+5] u/BreakingBadBones: Next time he’ll claim he ended the war between the mouse and cat in the white house
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: Qqq puts at 693 sounded good but now who the fuck knows.
[+5] u/ripcord51: do bers carry hantavirus?
[+5] u/MooseyGoosey69: Guys my tiktok is full of hanta virus, I'm scared
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Are we speedrunning the AI bubble? Like are we trying to pop it?
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: So did mango say something so we could all get cheaper calls at open? Pretty nice of you ask me. But sir. Please cut thr shit. I want fucking evrrything back up to prices higher than they were an hour ago. I want AMD over 430.
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: Oil mooning as we speak holy
[+5] u/pineapplelover212: Oil mooning above 95 now
[+5] u/deathlyharry: trump: it's still war
iran: formally executes plan to charge for strait passage
market: +1.30% after dropping .33%
[+5] u/XorAndNot: Damn msft can't catch a break
[+5] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Me waiting for the tech bubble to pop while everyone becoming rich.
[+5] u/Wrath_FMA: Oh boy a 1% move, I sure hope they don't trade between $1 all day again
[+5] u/UsernameTaken_123: Elon saying he is unhappy, surprise, drugs will fuck you up mentally long-term.
[+5] u/zangor: The fact that there are so many comments in here like "oh its dropping so much, oh no!" bro get a hold of yourself. You are going full greedtard in this insane euphoria market.
[+5] u/Round_Context_146: why oh why did i buy that heart medication... i should have taken that and put it all into the market!
[+5] u/dabblesest: I’ve actually seen bers out here celebrating and I just want to ask?
Have you guys ever zoomed out?
[+5] u/GrossFleshSack: Ber really thought, HAHA, silly bers
[+5] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: My SPY 732 lottos might print today
[+5] u/pineapplelover212: Need oil to go back above 100 again pls
[+5] u/Ok_GAINZ: A lot of flairless poors in here… Top is getting close.
[+5] u/FunctionOk8962: Treasury account tax dodging its like reverse child support what an incredible racket
[+5] u/Curious-Visual4525: Option 1 shoort the market and make hundreds of billions with 1 tweet.
Option 2 admit you lost the war and make $0.
[+5] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: Had a day old burrito last night and just launched epic fury from my ahnoos
[+5] u/Th3Gr33nBastard: It’s starting to smell like peak euphoria, proceed with caution
[+5] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: bet the ranch at the very top.
get in before it crashes.
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: Can anyone explain why the market didn’t go up more last year before the war when oil prices were cheap and now it’s mooning because we are getting news oil prices may be going lower after going up 100%?
[+5] u/nark0__: this year i become stupidly rich
[+5] u/nknk_3: So all it took to make money in this market was to buy calls everyday
[+5] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: imagine selling amd before closing yesterday and holding msft
[+5] u/2AMTrader: getting spicy in middle east again...
[+5] u/SwedishFish123: My SPY put was a hedge, let’s just call it that
[+5] u/User0198888: You telling me I don’t need TA or luck I just need to pay a subscription to AXIOS 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
[+5] u/West_Track_9927: peace was fake market sitll up 1% love this infinite money glitch lets keep the war going forever
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Mu you stupid bastard how does the iran war even affect you?
[+5] u/Czyzzle: SPY has lost its mind
[+5] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: Lmao bers in shambles
[+5] u/Snowman33001: You’re curious how our government works?
It’s called money.
And our money is broken. Therefore…
[+5] u/edmundamore1: I had sndk 1500s and AMD 400s that expired last Friday. Id be so fucking rich if I just waited a week.
[+5] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: NVDA gotta be the best stock to sell options on. Practically flat for 7 months
[+5] u/Mettn: All in on DRAM boys, 100 EoM
[+5] u/ryu311: THERE IS NO **GOD** FOR BEARS.
[+5] u/FlatwormBig5514: Iran has all the leverage right now. It's entirely possible they don't agree to the proposal. And they don't give af if they get bombed
[+5] u/baadllama_ghost: what will Tom FAT CUCK Lee tell the market to do next??
[+5] u/Born_Chocolate9295: anyone playing IONQ earnings?
[+5] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: The manipulation is off the charts!
[+5] u/tocinoman: NVDA is going back to its 195-200 prison by open, isn't it
[+5] u/Eclectic_Beer_Tap: 🥭hasn't quite mastered 🥕and stick tactics, has he
[+5] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: If you have any brains and balls buy DRAM
[+5] u/West_Track_9927: its crazy that we still believe axios after all of the lies lol but i aint complaining qqq 700 eod
[+5] u/Got_Engineers: The stock market is fucked in the head. Every fucking day how Lol
[+5] u/yeezy_boost350v2: MU and SNDK need to be studied these two stocks are juiced up to the gills
[+5] u/yomama_yodaddy: No amount of downvoting me will make tesla bullish
[+5] u/buybananas: I know i will lose the money but I’m buying 10dte otm puts at open. I feel obliged to do so
[+5] u/Maximum-Side-9391: Even uber getting in on the party
[+5] u/Shurlak: There's no chance it doesn't dump.at open right?
[+5] u/leveragedsats: Everyone in here freaked out about mstr earnings, when whole time all it is is just unrealized bitcoin losses😭pumping pre market already🚀
[+5] u/Some_Edge1544: Believe it or not, calls
[+5] u/Altair82: This market is like the Chappelle skit about reparations and rich black people except it's autismo nerds with gold teeth
[+5] u/Li1ght: worlds tallest dwarf
[+5] u/Available_Treacle486: I yolod spx7300s exp today and bought at close , 11x as of now
[+5] u/NeWbZs: EPS Surprise -81,78% thats why
[+17] u/Ble_h: Legitimately did not know Axios was even a thing a month ago
[+15] u/potato111a: Too bad Axios was not around in 2007, they probably could’ve avoided the US housing crisis with their tweets LMAO 🤌
[+14] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Something is horribly wrong guys, SNDK and MU aren’t up another 12% today 🚩
[+13] u/ateranol: The moment I saw people talking about MSFT on r/ValueInvesting, I should have known I should sell.
[+13] u/Mindless-Program-540: It’s time they make options market 24/7 screw these pre market dumps
[+13] u/Kindly_Doubt_6804: Holding mu for the last year and a half is going to put my kid through university
[+13] u/Key_Abroad7633: We will never ever see a market like this again, truly historic
[+12] u/schildog9: I need a 25 bagger or else they're gonna break my legs
[+12] u/patelchief90: 🥭 fucking up the pump
[+12] u/maximuminimum: #HUSSEIN’S PREMARKET
[+12] u/No_Picture6792: Absolutely insane how markets keep reacting to these bullshit Axios headlines
[+12] u/SergeantThreat: Is the end of war news fake? Yes.
Is everyone going to realize this? Yes.
Is today still going to pump? Yes.
[+11] u/OkRecommendation1040: Msft only down 1% is a Green Day
[+10] u/issurvey: The peak of Intel was the peak of Dotcom bubble. It will be really funny if the peak of Intel becomes the peak of AI bubble.
[+10] u/Electronic_Sky_1413: Axios reporting my wife’s boyfriend has the concepts of a ceasefire with her ass. Fingers crossed.
[+10] u/AMX_revue: I will not buy puts I will not buy puts I will not buy puts
[+10] u/miss_L_fire: Oh so it was a bear trap. Okay 😏
[+10] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Fuck you NVDA, you never go up when I hold you.
Fuck you MSFT, you always fucking go down when I hold you.
Fuck my goddamn life dude, I'm literally fucking retarded.
[+9] u/Taco_EBDBBNB: I sold MU at 70 with a cost basis of 95. I'm retarded
[+9] u/RevealFit9288: Anyone else think AMD results were not that good to warrant another leg up?
[+9] u/No_Fig_7835: I CANNOT believe DJT would mislead us!
[+9] u/GeneralSEOD: 18 hours ago Iran tells us more is coming in regards to UAE.
5 minutes ago I just seen on TV oil has plummeted because of a potential deal.
The same deal as last time? The ceasefire that wasn't meant to end? The same deal before that?
This is a joke. Like, bull or not fuck that we're all going to be paying out the nose for everything because the media is being complete dogshit not just telling everyone this is fucking idoitic that we're playing along with this.
"Hey guys mango said a deal might happen today YEEEE"
WHY ARE YOU REPORTING THAT, TELL EVERYONE HE'S SHIT AF.
[+9] u/Delicious_Put_5857: at nuremberg 2 i want barak ravid up first
[+9] u/boglemydingleregard: So gloomy in here. Guess the pump is going to keep pumping today. 🥂
[+9] u/WailingWarbler: Biggest taco tuesday yet, then goes back to threatening them the next day lmao
[+9] u/Fernyfern7: Euphoria is not a big enough word
[+9] u/BaxterrStockman: Wait, so you’re saying 🥭 lied about the deal? Color me shocked
[+9] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Bro literally sent the same list of demands. You cant make this shit up😂
[+9] u/WhiteCrocsGuy: I’m a bear and haven’t checked my port since Sunday 😋
[+8] u/Independent-Tree-985: 'crafted soda' from mcdonalds.
Wendys better step up
[+8] u/kyndrid_: Why do I feel like MU and SNDK are primed to rip again...
[+8] u/TreyNovember: Get ready for the greatest rug pull in a generation.
[+8] u/_Netgirth: AMD my new most hated stock. Not only has made me poor but worse made other people rich
[+8] u/NotMyMainLoLzy: WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. President threatened Iran with more bombing Wednesday if it doesn’t reopen the Strait of Hormuz after a report that an agreement is emerging to end the war.
I wonder why oil is falling when there’s not a deal and the actions of Iran and the new threat from the admin indicate there is not a deal. Something ain’t sitting right and the market is overly green
[+8] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: All these MSFT fears are gonna make me be a greedy whore 👁️🫦👁️
[+8] u/coronagetcha: TBH it doesn't really matter if Iran ends or if AI capex is sustainable. Markets just trading how they want and the narratives are after the fact.
[+8] u/ProudRaccoon4653: You'd think after the thirtieth time the white house has lied about the war ending the market would stop believing them, yet here we are.
[+8] u/Loperenco: Good fake news: +5% premarket
Fake news exposed: -0.5% (out of previous raid, so still +4,5%)
This shit is ridicolous
[+8] u/RevisedPerspective: Man these premarket peaks are bullshit.
[+8] u/TraipseTraveller: I become emotionally attached to my stocks
[+8] u/fknbtch: what a fucking run up. sell off at open to shake out the calls then back to 731.
[+8] u/Samjabr: omfg - I just bought a SNDK call.
How is this real - I think I'm going to throw up
[+8] u/Hot-Performancy: AMD is up 95% in 1 month btw
[+8] u/Concept-Plastic: Just bought MU calls
[+8] u/GetsOffToArmpits: whole watchlist is green except for the one im holding gg
[+8] u/Key_Abroad7633: Calls here is free money
[+8] u/YTLupo: THE MARKETS PUMPING LIKE PAM BONDI SHOWED EVERYONE HER TITS
[+8] u/Rugpull_Generator: GODDAMN BEARS ARE FUCKING DUMB AS FUCK lmao
[+8] u/lococommotion: Congrats to everyone you loaded up on AMD calls. Generational win
[+8] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: One year ago SNDK was < $40. Unbelievable
[+8] u/Bene_observari: Please pull back if for no other reason than to at least maintain some illusion that this is a real market.
[+8] u/pysapien: Cmon sndk mu V you lil bitches
[+7] u/Skilledthunder: MSFT down 15% ytd is crazy. Maybe laying off random employees all the time isnt such a great strategy after all
[+7] u/rocier: Open the casino, I wanna see my account hit a new ATH
[+7] u/HorseTanker: All time high as we maybe might be entering a ceasefire that may or may not hold to likely maybe return the strait and overall situation possibly back to where it was.
Otherwise the market will crash -0.6%.
[+7] u/iiGoodVibesii: AMD. Mother fuck.
I almost bought puts on them too
[+7] u/niloony: I'm glad that the side that surprise attacks during negotiations is again so close to a deal with the side that tries to stretch negotiations out for as long as possible.
[+7] u/GoZukkYourself: https://preview.redd.it/yjbshnjcmizg1.jpeg?width=721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6f0383b5bedd149267eb786aedfe4d5050bd6ae
[+7] u/RagingBearBull: finally peace in the middle east.
Honestly, this dude could just pull out. take the L.
But then gaslight the entire market that this was a win, and no one would care.
[+7] u/amplaoumplasD: OIL is a shitcoin now
[+7] u/BrownDog42069: why does msft get hammered so bad
[+7] u/Historical_Cover8133: But of course META just went red. FML.
[+7] u/AlphaByteGx: AMD
"Look at me, I am the market now."
[+7] u/Temptedourattempt: Is this a buy the dip moment
[+7] u/sufficiently7777: Bull run will commence at 10:30am
[+7] u/Red_V_Standing_By: It snowed a fucking foot last night where I live. In May. After having no winter.
3 toddlers home from school. Pray for me.
[+7] u/dorkstar1: US financial market is filled with speculation and propaganda
[+7] u/nascarhero: New strat, only trading on whippits. Brain damage maxing
[+7] u/poopieuser909: OPEN THE CASINO AAAAAAAAASAA
[+7] u/thebobitt: I was thinking calls at open, but maybe puts is the play 🤔
[+7] u/Prestigious_Case8881: Bers engaging in psychological warfare of bitching and complaining. Sorry we can't all be broke
[+7] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: This thread is full of bots bull posting or retards that look identical to bots not sure lmao
[+7] u/Just_Learned_This: "Msft 445 eow"
That was one of you assholes.
[+7] u/OGWFORLIFE: Also, there will never be anything to ever bring down the stock market. If oil can’t do it nothing can. We’re stuck in a cycle of inflated assets. If you’re a young person. You’re fucked.
[+7] u/potato111a: Iran calling 🥭a b live on twatter LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/LasyKuuga: Boss is pissed at me.
I just need to win the lottery or get another job before I get fired 😊
[+7] u/potato111a: AMD 30k PUT GUY LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/hioman01: I was told SNDK 2000 EOD
[+7] u/bilingualbunny: Damn should have held an extra 5 minutes, whatever I'll take it. 731 c 1dte now
[+7] u/Aggressive-Tour-7584: I think it’s time to buy puts
[+7] u/Loperenco: NVDA stay above 200$ impossible
[+7] u/LaserBeamer17: Yall wanted your MU and DRAM dip, that’s all you get
[+7] u/whyshw: Watch this rally end when I buy some semis
[+7] u/WarDiscombobulated67: ahh, another day of the us saying iran talks are good. Wallstreet believes them, then Iran bombs another boat and tweets that they have no idea what the us is talking about. Market manipulation. Ride it while you can boys!
[+7] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Literally fuck my stupid fucking life dude.
Yesterday after I got destroyed on puts, I was looking at either NVDA or MSFT to buy into. Guess which stupid fucking stock I bought?
How in the fuck is MSFT down YET AGAIN??????? WHAT THE FUCK
[+7] u/PoobliusFlavius: Hey just a quick question before I buy SNDK at 666
Where the fuck is the Helium comin from ? ?? ???
[+7] u/Red_V_Standing_By: Lotta fear in here. More calls it is.
[+7] u/iliveforwhatilike: YES BUY EVERYTHING AI BUBBLE IS A HOAX ✅✅ (just like climate change)
[+7] u/Coda70: I gained $76k today. Moving money into MSFT. It will pop eventually as will NVDA and META. Ignore me at your peril.
[+7] u/Critical_Survey_975: This literally can’t get any worse, I say as I clock in at the “only getting worse factory”
[+7] u/DingleberryBot: Seriously who is buying a stock that's up 20% on the day, after being up 100%+ in the last few months? I just don't get it..
[+7] u/Cav829: >Axios reported the memo involves Iran committing to a moratorium on nuclear enrichment, the US agreeing to lift sanctions, and both sides lifting restrictions on the Strait of Hormuz.
Reacting to the report, Iranian lawmaker Ebrahim Rezaei said it “is more of an American wish list than reality”.
[+6] u/El-Klotzo: NVDA gonna crab till the end of time.
[+6] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: MSFT shitter stock that i'm holding.. fucking shit
[+6] u/MichaelsDinosaurs: Puts at open feels correct so I’m going to inverse myself and buy calls
[+6] u/sck178: Sooo Strait is/isn't open/closed? Or it isn't/is closed/open?
[+6] u/poopieuser909: just gonna buy the most affordable 0dte spy calls today, ive never been more optimistic in my life (ive had my 600mg of caffeine)
[+6] u/Mindless-Program-540: Funny watching the euphoria in here before the bell only to watch it sizzle out. Fuck I want that high back though lol
[+6] u/djln491: Nothing screams peace like threatening to bomb someone
[+6] u/Thunde_: A big crash from these levels going to hurt.
[+6] u/Tadikif: **HISTORY IS REPEATING! WE ARE IN THE ROARING TWENTIES BABY! PAMP IT UP!**
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: You didn’t actually think “they” would let you close out those AMD calls at $430 did you?
[+6] u/potato111a: A 15% drop in SPY WOULD STILL PUT IT ABOVE 600 LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/potato111a: ISRAEL WAS UNAWARE TRUMP WAS CLOSE TO DEAL WITH IRAN; ISRAEL WAS PREPARING FOR ESCALATION IN FIGHTING -ISRAELI SOURCE. LOL, LMAO 🤌 even
[+6] u/According-Page8618: everyone having fun, meanwhile me with meta and msft calls...
[+6] u/AlphaStreet_LN: Suicide hotline on speed dial for MSFT bulls, unfortunately including myself.
[+6] u/nateyp123: Alright guys.. time to buy in at the TOP
[+6] u/External_Counter378: I have a new brilliant strategy. I call it "inverse bear". The way it works is any time it looks like I should short, I go long. Like and subscribe for more cutting edge trade ideas.
[+6] u/Additional_Heat_902: Instead of complaining about the AI circle jerk, join it. See you at 9:30
[+6] u/gregot76: such a comical drop when we know at 9:30 we are going to shoot the moon
[+6] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: I wonder what will happen at open. For sure not the same dip buying like always
[+6] u/vizio1989: Is there a fookin deal or not mate?!??
[+6] u/Realistic_Record9527: Why Microsoft is red everyday while qqq skyrockets everyday? Manipulation?
[+6] u/Rickyskeets69: so wait... we're up 1% on a "maybe "?
[+6] u/El-Klotzo: I always enjoyed laughing at gametards, but man - they really go full retard on this. you never go full retard...
[+6] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: My goodness bers, imagine shorting the roaring 20s and be poor in advance of the great depression and having no capital to short it
[+6] u/OGWFORLIFE: I honestly think investing is pretty much cooked for the foreseeable future. You have companies gaining billions of dollars worth of value literally every fucking day going up in straight lines.
[+6] u/dunk4899: regardless of what TACO says, this war is not over. doesn't mean the market won't pump still, but this war isn't just ending like that
[+6] u/Ujmnhy152: All this MSFT hate is telling me calls must be the play
[+6] u/ai___________: It was software that got nuked lmao
[+6] u/likamuka: I have no words for this market - total economic collapse, economic data rigged and we are mooning every day one percent. No words.
[+6] u/bigfan49: My watchlist is up 1300% and my portfolio is down 8%
[+6] u/Muted-South4737: Do you think he thinks he's padding his stats with these on again, off again messages? Like, does he think he's ended dozens of wars at this point?
[+6] u/crazyfool319: WTF why are they dumping $AMD? Only up 14%? Come on retail pump it up 50%!!!!! $500 a share!!!!! SNDK to $3000!!!!!
[+6] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: These are the times that create bagholders
[+6] u/theweinerguy: I’m fully prepared to lose everything on DRAM
[+6] u/jasperCrow: BREAKING: Axios Barak Ravid says today will be the top in the semi rally according to a Pakistani source
[+6] u/Neel_Crashkari: I need you guys to be serious rn
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Bears assembling. We’ve been happy letting bulls get their little rallies but now it’s time for the real alpha males to show up 💪🏼💪🏼
[+5] u/Medium_Proof7304: Take profits yall don’t be greedy . Looking more shady than a tik tok life coach selling a course
[+5] u/MoMeanMugs: Attack formation pattern detected on SPY.
[+5] u/BaxterrStockman: AMD bros just want the market to hurry up and open 💀
[+5] u/Gunzberg: POET is the definition of meme stock volatility
[+5] u/Necessary_Fly_9266: Profit taking then back to our scheduled pump
[+5] u/sunsetmenu: taco was just checking to see if his tweets still had pull
[+5] u/WolfOfVaasankatu: You truly have to be special kind of regard to buy AMD today at 425. But I dont complain just sold half of what I hold.
[+5] u/Lazy_Camera2231: Fkkk META
All green except this shittard
[+5] u/GetsOffToArmpits: someone please buy MSFT, I need this
[+5] u/YTLupo: DOG THEY GOTTA BE TRADING OUTTA THE OVAL
[+5] u/potato111a: We are no longer overbought so it is possible we can rally once more led by compute-ai and financials and even travel & leisure and manufacturing on the Middle East rebuild - Jim Cramer
[+5] u/Common_Badger329: My account is now 80% AMD on accident
[+5] u/Terrible_Act688: We have a deal..... Bessent can now pull the treasury money out and tank the markets. Puts it is.
[+5] u/Big_Instruction9922: I can't do the rollercoaster anymore.
[+5] u/PopularCut4124: So this was really just a proposal from dumbass Kushner lol and axios published
[+5] u/Easy_Picture5139: Gonna sell some juicy poet calls which one of you regards is gonna be my victim
[+5] u/Shirtwearer1975: bought msft at 380 gonna sell at 410 cause fomo
what to buy for those $30k
need fast gains for my upcoming trip
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: Now when people talk about gamestore Ill have to ask them 'are you bagholding at $300 or $26'?
[+5] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Can nflx do something? Like please
[+5] u/jlw993: Anybody else feel like a tarded trader for not realising the president saying "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." Was the clear signal to buy? It's so obvious to me now... #🦥♿
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: War in Iran believe it or not calls
Peace in Iran believe it or not calls
[+5] u/kemar7856: How can amd still be going up
[+5] u/whomakesthetendies: You are all fucking delusional if you think July Brent won't hit $140 or July WTI $130
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Ya fuck this. We are way past the stage of normal retarded.
[+5] u/ZimaBlue92: ASTS gonna pump DONT get left behind
[+5] u/Detail-Vegetable: Already setting up the next taco
[+5] u/imakesalotofmistakes: Seriously.. Someone take grandpa's phone away
[+5] u/Familiar_Bed1078: QQQ at 666 on 06/06/26 😉
[+5] u/WSB_Dre: When the war is done al jazeera will become ai jazeera
[+5] u/magneticpasta9: How do I get extended hours for option on Robinhood I just watched $5000 in profits turn into 2000 bc I couldn't sell til open. Pain.
[+5] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: Microsoft you fucking piece of shit
[+5] u/Stop_The_Rain: Market heading up and I have MSFT and META... FFS!
[+5] u/DabblingInIt: Morning profit taking and consolidation and then sha-bang, Monster green candles all the live long day.
[+5] u/Jolly_Cicada380: Bers I do feel bad lol
[+5] u/SinStockGuy: Axios: War Over for 8th Time! President Shoo-in for Peace Prize.
[+5] u/Microwave-Dave: SPY up 100 bucks in 37 days. Nothing to see here.
[+5] u/TruChains: I swear if I get banned because SMCI made it to $33.99 and not $34.
[+5] u/MadDabbed: How bad will the profit taking be at open I wonder
[+5] u/Shot-Acanthaceae1420: Take a breeath while you can you bear fucks
[+5] u/Coda70: Just hit one million in my play account for the first time. Holy fuck
[+5] u/skin_flute_player: Almost fell for that AMD ber trap jfc 😂
[+5] u/ddrsdght: Yes, keep selling your MSFT
[+5] u/HywayKind: every dump bought, every pump sold
[+5] u/crazyfool319: $SNDK was programmed to hit $2000 today but a bunch of idiots on WSB FOMO'd in so -10% today instead
[+17] u/Sufficient_Insect812: These Youtuber's are such losers man. Some of them have been calling for a crash for the last 12+ months now. Imagine how much gains you would have missed. Market popped a full on U-turn from low 600's to 730+ and these regards are still warning for a crash, it's embarrassing.
[+14] u/Parking-Area4090: #There are no bears anymore. Its permabulls vs regular bulls now
[+13] u/Sick0h: Why are we crashing?
Crashing is now defined as any tick that isn’t upwards btw.
[+12] u/RonBlake: Whats wrong MU babe, you havent touched your daily 10%
[+12] u/ChazP02: How is every move I make immediately wrong
[+12] u/F1rstOnesFree: Once I stopped betting against what I already knew was rigged, I became a lot happier and straighter
[+11] u/HomingSunlight: How is it still going up lol.
[+11] u/KundaliniVibes: Here’s the brutal reason they keep pumping it higher and higher:
It’s not about accumulating more dollars. It’s about owning everything. Every time they print money and pump asset prices, two things happen: 1. Real assets get more expensive — houses, stocks, farmland, businesses. The masses get priced out. 2. When the bubble eventually pops, they’re positioned to buy those same assets back at fire-sale prices using the same printed money. It’s a continuous wealth transfer machine. They inflate → middle class loses purchasing power → assets concentrate at the top → crash → they consolidate even more ownership. Rinse and repeat. At this level, money itself becomes almost meaningless to them. The game is ownership and control. They want to own the productive assets of the entire planet while the rest of us rent everything from them — our homes, our data, our time, our attention. The endless inflation isn’t greed for more dollars anymore. It’s a deliberate strategy to turn the entire economy into their permanent serfdom machine. That’s what they’re doing. It’s not about having more. It’s about owning everything while the rest of us own nothing. And they’re getting very, very close to that goal.
[+10] u/RhymeLab: Imagine a world where the government was so corrupt they tricked their own citizens to invest all of their money into a fraudulent stock market only to one day pull the carpet out from under them so suddenly that everyone lost all of their earnings. imagine.
[+10] u/SundayAMFN: Iran war starts: -8%
Iran war kind of chilling out a little bit: +12%
Iran war still going on a bit actually: -0.1%
Iran war chilling out a little bit: +3%
Iran war still kind of going back and forth maybe: +2%
Iran war hasn't changed much but now it's a wednesday: +1%
A golden age that will never end.
[+10] u/ten7four: Freak the fuck out and panic buy everything. It's so fucking back.
[+9] u/IDrinkSulfuricAcid: The urge to revenge trade is all-consuming
[+9] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: No one is even talking about the war anymore lmao. No one is talking about anything other than AI go brrrr
It just rips 1% every single day. Insanity
[+9] u/wwhammyyy: everybody keeps talking about semis so i loaded up on JB Hunt the trucking company thanks for the tip bros
[+9] u/YouDontKnowDino: Did the war end again? Trade talks going well?
[+9] u/Standard_Tea8250: Who bought the SNDK top
[+9] u/No-Passage2436: I have spy puts. My win percentage is low. Do with that information as you please
[+9] u/Illustrious-Low4128: Very possible we are in a bull market
[+9] u/Dismal_Foundation784: This sub screams euphoric stage lol
[+9] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: Infinite market manipulation
[+9] u/ThisIsMyOtherBurner: weve been told this war was over 8 fucking times
[+8] u/MoreOutcome8541: VIX should be at 5 with the way the market has been moving. Concerning
[+8] u/VIPDeluxeTendies: I have no idea what I'm doing
[+8] u/whenyournotdead: Generation wealth lost because I sold amd to early, fuck, and bough fuck ass hood
[+8] u/csr8765: 1.5 trillion dollars in market cap has been added today from NVDA and AMD alone. And honestly, that’s not enough
[+8] u/dolla_bill21: Closing app for an hour and hoping to come back to big green dildo
[+8] u/unbenchhench: bears tricked 100 times today
[+8] u/Sick0h: Enron would thrive in 2026.
[+8] u/brizzario: It's September 28, 2026, and the 47th peace deal has been announced. The S+P 500 is nearing 18,000 on the news. Facebook announced they are laying off the last 100 employees, leaving Mark Z solely in charge of the company.
[+8] u/PropheticMurmurs: You know it’s a green day when even dumbfuck Microsoft is pumping.
[+8] u/whitewashedsyrian: Alright bro, even my regarded ass knows this is getting ridiculous. Which means I’m doubling down on calls lmao
[+8] u/Stryker9110: WE WILL NEVER HAVE A RED DAY AGAIN. WE HAVE ENTERED THE PERIOD OF 100,000 DAYS OF GREEN WHERE OUR PORTFOLIOS WILL BE WORTH MILLIONS AND BIG MACS WILL BE $20
[+8] u/AirportMaterial5917: I WANNA TWERK ON A BOAT 🛥️
[+7] u/laurencenor: Guys just buy SPY. Yields more oe less 1% daily.
[+7] u/staresinshamona: of course it goes down 5% when i buy
[+7] u/iAmGrimTV: Who cares if gas hits $10/gal if we all have endless generational wealth thanks to robots and LLMs.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. GOD BLESS 🇺🇲
[+7] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: My fiance told me she had chlamydia 7 years ago when she was a freshman in college.
I feel sick and Naseous knowing even though it was years ago and nothing to do with me
[+7] u/PhysInstrumentalist: This market just keeps getting harder, and harder, and harder; I cannot navigate this anymore
[+7] u/ilikemgs: What are we pretending for? Just rip to 750
[+7] u/sungurse: Wait, SNDK and MU are red and MSFT is green? what kind of dream are we in right now?
[+7] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Bro what is even going on with spy?
[+7] u/SilverVikingTT: Iranian lawmaker says reported memorandum resembles ‘American wish list’
Earlier, we brought you a report from US news platform Axios saying that Iran and the US have been closing in on a memorandum to end the war.
Axios reported the memo involves Iran committing to a moratorium on nuclear enrichment, the US agreeing to lift sanctions, and both sides lifting restrictions on the Strait of Hormuz.
Reacting to the report, Iranian lawmaker Ebrahim Rezaei said it “is more of an American wish list than reality”.
“The Americans will not achieve in a failed war what they did not gain in face-to-face negotiations,” Rezaei said on X.
[+7] u/Sick0h: Market has genuinely been broken.
[+7] u/optionsCone: Believe it or not, AMD puts
[+7] u/Sick0h: Good luck convincing anyone inflation isn’t actually running about 10% lmao
[+7] u/RealSchweddy: Just loaded up on puts, so were hitting $735 by EOD guaranteed
[+7] u/Humble_Code_6501: idk if im calling the top, but here im cash gang, im tired to lose, im dumping everything ive got... sorry guys
[+7] u/DiarrheaFartLover: Ryan Cohen logic:
You want to buy a $5000 car, and you have $3000 cash and want to use your old car valued at $1000 as collateral too.
You're still short $1000, so you say you're going to get the remaining money by pulling the wheels, doors and stereo off the old $1000 car and put them into the new one, and still expect to get the full $1000 in collateral at the dealership for the now-stripped old car.
[+7] u/lookingforajob2020: it's still fucking going up lol
[+7] u/Consistent-Ad-3997: On the one day I decide to gather some balls and put into SNDK it dumps
[+7] u/cfaawlday: MU sounds like a Pokémon so I buy
[+7] u/Extension-Ad917: Why does anyone bother reporting these headlines when no one actually makes good on anything they say
[+7] u/old-cow666: GAY BEAR 🐻 🏳️🌈 COVERSION CAMP WAS SUCCESSFULL! MADE 2k BEING A BULL TODAY
[+6] u/DuAbUiSai: Yo RDDT WTF? what happened?
[+6] u/iAmGrimTV: Pretty soon the entire NYSE floor will be solid gold 🥹
[+6] u/jwhitmer00: Bought Micron Yesterday. You're Welcome.
[+6] u/clubdirthill: lol at Axios getting called out by Iran for market manipulation
[+6] u/tristis_veritas: S&P has returned 31% YoY.
At the current pace 2026 will be another massive year at 22%+ returns.
Meanwhile, even the cooked and downward biased real income numbers are negative -0.1% from April last year. Y'all deep down inside know the reality of the affordability crisis is far worse than this.
[+6] u/Xzlk: Holy fuck, I feel it now Mr. krabs
[+6] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: RETARDED BROKE BEARS IN CHAT CALLING FOR TOP HERE.
OMEGA LOL. STAY BROKE, BITCHES.
[+6] u/KevinWarshNudes: This is the most insane bull run I’ve seen and I love it!
[+6] u/KingRog85: MU not only green by close but will be up 5%
[+6] u/DarkR124: Why TF can’t pump prices jump off a cliff like oil tickers are?
[+6] u/No_Bet_2764: i have to pay rent stock is red
[+6] u/undocumented_twerker: Bers bought their puts. Pump it
[+6] u/Arabian_Goggles_: Nvidia woke up, it’s a miracle. Thank fucking god
[+6] u/Status_Set_4111: VIX rising in tandem with SPY, that's strange.
[+6] u/pussinbuuts: IS THE MARKET JUST ONE WHOLE CIRCLEJERK
PREVIOUSLY: SELL NVIDIA BUY EVERYTHING ELSE
TODAY: SELL EVERYTHING ELSE BUY NVIDIA
[+6] u/Snoo78383: why is meta pumping 15 mins after I sell?
[+6] u/Convillious: THE INTEL GUY IS BACK ON REDDIT WTF
[+6] u/fundhdjdjksjs: NOOO MY MICRON CALLS WTF
[+6] u/MayorMcCheezz: At this point im not a trader. Just a green candle cheerleader.
[+6] u/Dear-Hair5834: Can you imagine being a ber watching with your puts while everyone is getting rich? Stupid bers
[+6] u/SeriesCharacter3152: This shit is so manipulated it’s not even fun
[+6] u/2QuarterDollar: so close to a deal you guys, just keep pumping! - DJT
[+6] u/Snoo56029: 🥭gonna fook 🐻 arsehole
[+6] u/L0ial: SPY to 1000 in 2026?
[+6] u/mighty_sys_admin: if you wish you'd have made more, simply consider the AMD puts guy. You're welcome
[+6] u/whitewashedsyrian: It’s been a straight up market and regards still can’t manage to make money 😂😂😂
[+6] u/DiarrheaFartLover: Gas just hit $5.50 in my modest sized town in a shitty red state
lol
[+6] u/Plumdog-Millionare: i bought a put... on spy... sooooo the tops not in today bulls.
[+6] u/Tiny-Bag5054: Money flowing out of Scamdisk nature is healing
[+6] u/weewoowewoooo: SPY just keeps pumping even when the companies that made it pump start dumping lmfao
[+6] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Just sold $750k S&P. Ya'll can have this fucking clown market, I've had enough
[+6] u/UMC_MadAuk: Why do I do this to myself?
[+6] u/twostroke1: Entire market legitimately vertical.
[+6] u/NachoSleeves: Wow, just realized I can go block all the ghey bear accounts I see. Daily feed looking very BOOLISH now 💪
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Watching your position slowly get less negative, is like pissing in the bathtub; it's satisfying, but you're still underwater.
[+6] u/XCheek_clapper69x: This is stupid right guys? Like come on
[+6] u/cryptohomunculus: I bought a 740 Spy call just for shits and giggles and its up 25% lol
[+6] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Buy in May, stop being gey
[+6] u/Snoo23417: If the market dumps 20% I can only assume we'll have a 50% rally in the month following.
[+5] u/TheBestCanadianGoose: This is absolutely pure peak euphoria
[+5] u/Njagos: Updating my stupid AI further
Results from yesterday's suggestions:
* UBER long ✅
* AMD long ✅
* MSTR long ✅ (exited this morning before it dropped - it didnt swing much in general but still some gains)
* DIS short ❌ (I did some other runs and it recommended long, but I stuck with the original suggestion)
* SPX short ❌
* PFE long 💤 (nothing happend)
Today it is suggesting:
SNAP long, COIN long, OIL long, SPX long
Edit: these suggestions are regarding the earning calls. I set SL and LS so it sells it automatically afterwards. The next day I try another rotation that is suggested. These are not long-term investments, it's just gambling.
[+5] u/Super-Solution-2627: Buying puts here get ready to lose it all
[+5] u/undiscoveredpain: I found the overleveraged Msft hodler
[+5] u/x2manypips: Imagine selling mu sndk rn. Going to 3x from here this year
[+5] u/aba241: If you feel bad, just remember some retard is losing their ass right now on some puts
[+5] u/Runster91: Yes. He has basically said that is what he thinks.
[+5] u/bols_are_cooked: I'm convinced the institutions are playing a game of hot potato, knowing the crash is happening soon
[+5] u/wrongrobertpatrick: So tempted to full port SOXS rn
[+5] u/pain474: dip over time for pump
[+5] u/MajikoiA3When: I bought calls at open regarded market only ever goes up. Gotta make money before Orange man tweets again
[+5] u/Mammoth_Bank_7886: I bought some AVGO, MU and INTC before the market opened. So of course all would tank.
[+5] u/Wind_Ensemble: AMD up 83% in a month and people in here acting like it's crashing. Actual clown college.
[+5] u/VIPDeluxeTendies: I AM RETARDED!!!!!!!
[+5] u/Yeetman603: I got 40 bucks for a yolo 0dte what should I do today
[+5] u/TheGeoGod: Market not buying that there is a deal coming
[+5] u/silver0199: Man, today's going to be one of those weird high stress days. Doesn't help I'm sitting on a massive pile of SPY calls.
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **BREAKING NEWS**: r/wallstreetbets proposes to buy r/ValueInvesting for the fair value of $10, 50% cash, 50% stock. See website for more info.
[+5] u/TranzitBusRouteB: VIX and Crude perfect V up, Dow, Nasdaq and SP all make the perfect V down after “world peace is almost here, but if it’s not here I’m gonna bomb you to hell”
[+5] u/Sufficient_Insect812: 🥭 pumping every single market at the same damn time and you ungrateful, greedy turds haven't even said thank you once.
[+5] u/ten7four: Honestly I think we just need "the dow is at 50,000" to hit again and the house of cards can start falling again
[+5] u/UnknownM007: MU being a real POS rn
[+5] u/Seymour_asis501: The real money will come when they start selling nvda chips to aliens- I’m really stoned
[+5] u/UnholyTrigon: Imagine buying 30k in AMD puts and it rockets up 20%
[+5] u/Sensitive_Pudding599: Calls on MSFT printing real good
[+5] u/WooWheee: IF YOURE NOT BUYING SNDK AND MU HERE YOU WILL HATE YOUR SELF IN 2 WEEKS
[+5] u/csr8765: Told people to buy the dip in leveraged semi etf’s, got downvoted, immediate pump since
[+5] u/hayleybts: How much can you pump on a same war winning again and again??
SPY 800 by June
[+5] u/CerebrumMortuus: MU up -> MSFT down
MSFT up -> MU down
my port: always fucked
[+5] u/bozgarrr: What goes up most go down unless it’s spy
[+5] u/Ok-Art6659: At this rythm we are hitting 750 eod
[+5] u/whitewashedsyrian: If you didn’t make money today, this is your sign to buy VOO and go focus on that 9-5
[+5] u/GhostHashira427: Almost time to full port into SOXS?
[+5] u/hayleybts: Axios words over anything for market
[+16] u/RealisticOkra6567: Can’t concentrate on anything because of this fake money on my phone screen
[+16] u/winston511: In two hours we had a one page memo about ending the war turn into a one page memo about restarting talks. Genuine fake news to pump the market. Love it.
[+15] u/Effective_Put_5209: SPY -0.01%
Bers: "CRASHING!"
[+13] u/CATLLM: I’ve been sitting on cash since March. Should I KMS now or after dinner?
[+13] u/Nice-Truck8806: don't worry bears, think about that sick tax write-off in 11 months
[+12] u/Lapidated_Llama: I’m gonna fucking lose it
[+12] u/bendersd: I feel like entering the market right now is the same emotion as making that first move in Frogger... and every move after. Until you either win or get hit by a truck and die... and then do it again...
[+12] u/X211499Reddit: Literally everything green except the stocks I pick
[+11] u/Any_Bluebird1765: Bad Iran news stocks go up. Good Iran news stocks go up even more
[+11] u/samwehl: Buy high sell higher type shit
[+11] u/Namtabmal: This market would literally go up 10% because of some bs reason and then down only 1% after being told it was in fact a blatant lie.
[+10] u/AssociateLate1116: VIX climbing up, SPY ripping up, name a better duo
[+10] u/Winter-Shopping1111: I have never seen anything like this before. Stocks just keep going up nonstop.
[+10] u/DM_KITTY_PICS: This is, literally, like when you're done but she doesn't stop.
[+10] u/heisenberg6118: NBIS! still not to late to get in 🚀
[+9] u/Then-Cup-5153: MARKET CAN STAY MANIPULATED LONGER THAN YOU CAN STAY REGARDED
[+9] u/Provolone-Jones: I lost 14k on oil, then made 20k, then lost 6k. I am back to where I started and all I have to show for it is a new PTSD diagnosis.
[+9] u/ShittyUsernane1222: big red american lost century candle will arrive.
full port calls.
[+9] u/Dry_Bar_4965: I'VE been trying to SHORT $SPY for the past 3 weeks. I QUIT.
I am officially switching to LONGS.
Calls only now baby.
[+9] u/jstvndrpls: Daddy, daddy, how come we live in a bigger house than Timmy?
Well son, that's because a fella by the name of Mr. Beast said the word "Pokémon" 33 times in one month
[+9] u/Weak-Equal-9084: Nebius 4500 P/E Ratio LoL
[+9] u/Maximum_Light409: everything going up except yours
[+9] u/Lapidated_Llama: Trillions added to the stock market and I’ve made nada. I fucking hate this
[+9] u/aka_crashoverride: Now this is port racing.
[+9] u/Skeezerman: Market right now: take a look at these cannons.
[+8] u/AdOk3638: BERS ARE SEETHING! LMAO!!!
[+8] u/Next-Definition5529: Stuck between delusion and reality at this point
[+8] u/delicious_oppai: Iran is reviewing the draft while market throwing world peace parade 😂
[+8] u/FatFluffyFish: SNDK really dumped like 5% to get Bers excited to buy some expensive puts and then turned around and fk them so hard
[+8] u/Opposite-Link: Bers are literally retarded
[+8] u/HelluvaRun: It's making me a bit uncomfortable how fast my port is shooting up right now
[+8] u/WillingCommittee: How do you cope with being retarded and losing 150 grand when it would have been 300+ now if you just didn’t trade
[+8] u/Decent-Livings: Whole port finally green 💚
[+8] u/Educational-Bee1908: When is all this gonna come crashing down. This shit ain’t real
[+8] u/Bill-Imaginary: bought puts again, i might just hate money
[+7] u/Effective_Put_5209: My puts are holding up this entire market.
[+7] u/Radiant-Report-3671: NVDA potentially to 210
[+7] u/donniedarko1010: As an extinct ber, i took spy call today. You have been warned.
[+7] u/ImFaucy: Went to bed up 10k on Sandisk calls woke up to a nightmare
[+7] u/CPR123_: Motley Fool says SNDK will go to $4000. Idk they know their stuff bruh
[+7] u/Extension-Change-441: +1% EoD. You won this time bers.
[+7] u/spudbro00: Indexes could drop 10% and that would just be back to prices from 2 weeks ago. This is insanity
[+7] u/beachsandwichen: Why would the whole stock market collapse if GameStop went above 25$?
[+7] u/zainwhb: Me buying MSFT is one of those moments future me gonna be banging on saying NO MURPH in black hole
[+7] u/Geoff_Dawmer: The bright green is hurting my eyes.
[+7] u/JiffKewneye-n: still can't believe oil fell 10 percent because trump wrote something on a napkin and handed it to his stenographer.
[+7] u/G-IDIOTTHEMAN: We are playing ping pong until 3. Sorry for the inconvenience.
[+7] u/browsk: CNBC really racing to replace Fox News. Sara Eisen is fucking insane(ly hot)
[+7] u/ouuuu_: META absolutely ripping
[+7] u/dtn8: My FOMO is going into overdrive. I just know, the moment I buy, the market will turd out.
[+7] u/DiamondHands667: Damn. 1 Sandisk put is $5700
[+7] u/SkoomaJunki3: What if… just what if… this isn’t a bubble?
[+6] u/Lazy_Medium_6679: Buying The dip on SNDK
[+6] u/zoidbergface90: Sorry guys, bought sndk
[+6] u/Traditional-Fan-3391: SPY can’t go a single hour without hitting new ATHs
[+6] u/luka_b412: If you ain't making money today, you never will. Praise be to Allah.
[+6] u/igotthis_man: Microsoft becoming microhard
[+6] u/svpa3991: Those sandisk options worth more than my net worth man
[+6] u/Zeppu: Why the 0.07% crash?
[+6] u/Jagged_Tide: At least once a week I think “wow this is a generational wealth opportunity that will literally never happen again”
[+6] u/Qzxyd: You guys are a bunch of retards
[+6] u/jstvndrpls: Why the FUCK do I even own etf's? These fucks a. Don't make money b. Dont give me dopamine
People who offer "sensible financial advice" are low energy cucks
[+6] u/Ill-Ad1603: MSFT to be delisted from Nasdaq soon.
[+6] u/Betabutter: Spy up $80 in a month that’s normal
[+6] u/Lazy_Medium_6679: Up $1100 this morning feels better than sex
[+6] u/Level_Ad8089: Iran Ayatolah is 100% a wsb regard
[+6] u/SLPFNK: I know people keep saying ‘printer go brrr’ but the fed is not QE right now is it. Isn’t its balance sheet actually reducing?
[+6] u/HaitchP-Minecraft: “This market is being manipulated”. Yeah, so why are you betting against the manipulation? Just park your money and watch it grow, your puts will never cash
[+6] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: When the final cash gang finally fomo in is probably the signal for the Algo to rug pull.. till then it going to +1% daily.
[+6] u/Dry_Bar_4965: NO WONDER PEOPLE MOVE TO PUERTO RICO.
Take home of $1 million capital gains after taxes:
California - $542,485
New York - $578,315
Texas/Florida - $646,815
Puerto Rico - $990,000
[+6] u/CULT_OF_BOG: Seems pretty reasonable to be up 1% every day
[+5] u/hankster221: fuck it im in, calls on SOUN
[+5] u/northdancer: Why do the algos keep falling for the same Axios articles?
[+5] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: HOW CAN SHE PUMP SIR, HOW CAN SHE PUMP????
sobs.... how can she pump...
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Any sndk dip is free money
[+5] u/zg44: It's almost comical how much mileage markets have gotten from "war talks going well"...
[+5] u/Slum-Bum: It’s been over half a decade. They’re still doing that ape shit. These are grown fucking men at
[+5] u/QuarkTheFerengi: Saw oil at 91 when I woke up for a piss. Bought and went back to sleep and woke up to nice profit.
[+5] u/Shot-Ground-9898: wtf going on with rddt? This POS
[+5] u/Extension-Change-441: red candles are actually comforting because I know it will pump to higher highs then
[+5] u/RuminatingBoutBuster: Holy fuck did anyone else see that spy candle
[+5] u/Plenty_Homework17: imagine upvoting the daily thread
[+5] u/Affectionate-Day2743: WAIT A FUCKING SECOND. Microsoft is green.
[+5] u/PaxDev: Just give me another taste of 732 please
[+5] u/HelluvaRun: Nobody out there saying "I wish I hadn't bought all that NBIS stock"
[+5] u/Anthais: msft red by noon. haven't seen anything with a more limp dih
[+5] u/Iampeyes: WHAT THE FUCK I CAUGHT THAT GOD CANDLE +1K
[+5] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: NBIS stock will split in 2 years .. Mark my words
[+5] u/BlindBullseye_1988: Spy is about to pop again
[+5] u/wendys-member: Today is the day bers will win 0DTE poots for me when market soprn
[+17] u/noahmfs: 🥭 says there is peace talks spy 1.5% up, next day Iran says all their asking is stupid, spy drops .30% next day everyone forgets spy is up .60% following day 🥭 says war is almost over, spy 1.5% up and that is how this markets works for the last 40 days.
[+16] u/McKoijion: > $920 MILLION SHORT OIL BET PLACED JUST 70 MINUTES BEFORE US-IRAN DEAL HEADLINES HIT MARKETS
LEAPS on torch, pitchfork, and guillotine manufacturers.
[+14] u/pineapplekiwipen: MU not up 10% today, this is basically a generational dip
[+14] u/TieDependent3180: SPY isn’t going past $732 specifically in order to harm my calls. Specifically mine
[+13] u/antagonist-ak: This is healthy. This is a very healthy market.
[+12] u/AdjustDeezNutz: What a shitty day to be locked out 0dtes due to PDT.
[+12] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Everyone gets nervous as fuck when there is even a small bit of selling because we all know this is fake as fuck and expect a rug at any minute even perma bulls lmao
[+11] u/Johnny_Menace: SPY is up $100 in 4 weeks! 👀
Bears just LMFAO hahahahahaha
[+10] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Everyone buy calls so we all get rich.
Me buying puts 🤡
[+10] u/IamyourfantasyX: Pay off mortgage or carry on buying options? Of course I am buying more calls!
[+10] u/IamyourfantasyX: Guy at my work is upset that he is down like 30% this year because he is smart and the market doesn’t make sense. Keeps using words like fundamentals, analysis and all this mumbo jumbo. What a fking tool.
[+10] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Stfu you cocky bulls we get it you won we all get it
[+9] u/ConstantSpace5809: At the request of Pakistan I have decided to bang my coworker
[+9] u/heikici: Call me 🌈 🐻 all you want, this shit ain't sustainable. Not even Ponzi's dare to advertise 1% daily gain like the SP is doing.
[+9] u/Significant_Speed854: How is spy holding up at this price?
[+9] u/2020isgreat: BREAKING: Several whistleblowers say that Axios coordinated news with market insiders, leaking CME order information via phone calls up to 30 minutes before market open and close prints. Crude oil short positions were also taken just before today's Axios report on a "US-Iran deal" and "14-point deal," gaining substantially as oil dropped sharply on the news.
lmao
[+9] u/log1ck1717: I just sold everything for 40% YTD gain. WAYY too much Euphoria. I need a break from the market.
[+8] u/mavreix: Kinda wild. my buy and hold permabol friend with an iq of about 90, that doesnt have a job has made more money off chip stonks with a lesser investment in one year, than I have in four lol.
[+8] u/Simran-0: Oh my gourd. I'm going to have to get a job now
[+8] u/trsx5: Hey guys lets buy a stock thats 100x'd in 2 weeks
[+8] u/shindiggaa: Imagine the pump when the war really ends
[+8] u/financiallythriving: Imagine being down all time trading options but you continue trading options thinking you can end up in the green
[+8] u/OrganicBirthday107: Today is the first day I invest and I am already green 10k! I must be good at it
[+8] u/GrassOrAss954: I legitimately cannot convince myself to trade this bloated bag of FOMO feces. So i’ll just sit on the sidelines and stare in wonder as we see gap after gap after gap on insanely low volume.
[+8] u/shindiggaa: How do bears explain their portfolios to their wives in a historic bull run?
[+8] u/theWesternReserve: I lost $10k last summer when MU dropped to like 120. I hate my life.
[+8] u/FinePerformance1046: It’s always reassuring that we’re in a stable market to be browsing Reddit and seeing mfs that cant even string a sentence together celebrating wins like they’re a genius
[+8] u/2020isgreat: Axios says peace deal oil -12%. Iran says no oil +1%
[+8] u/lostinspacs: Bears should be taxed on their losses and bulls should be able to write off gains. It’s only fair
[+7] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: I’m still grumpy af. To heck with your euphoria.
[+7] u/FriendlyGold1717: I don’t understand how these fking shit ai chips and semi conductor stocks keep going up.
[+7] u/2020isgreat: Wait so Iran has sovereignty over the strait now lmao
[+7] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: 🥭: might have actually signaled the top lmao
[+7] u/vanceraa: If you aren’t making copious amounts of money before the infinite money glitch is patched then idk what’s wrong with you
[+7] u/Ashamed-Second-5299: im a bull, but a netflix bull. so i got owned
[+7] u/perceptive_AI: I hope I have puts open when all of this shit breaks because it will be another "generational" money making opportunity
[+7] u/Neemzeh: this semi run is absolutely patyhetic. when is the next leg up? what a joke.
[+7] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Kevin Hassett arguing the consumer is strong, actually:
"Credit card spending is through the roof. They're spending more on gasoline, but they're spending more on everything else too."
[+7] u/r0n224: I am confused whether to buy calls or puts and this point of time 😣
[+7] u/lostinspacs: It probably does need a little pullback no?
[+7] u/wildcat1055: "What goes up, must keep going up."
\-Sir Isaac Newton, probably
[+7] u/2020isgreat: Why is Gas at the pump not reacting to our new peace deal!
[+7] u/suddenly-scrooge: this pump will literally never end
[+7] u/RickySitts: Just paid 6 dollars for a latte wtf
[+6] u/Embarrassed_Job_6662: More buyers than sellers
[+6] u/Stack_Johnson: 1DTE OTM QQQ calls up 1,300% wtf are we looking at here
[+6] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: This ain’t the top, the discord pump n dump groups haven’t started posting “DD” about random shitcos yet. Once that starts THEN we’ve hit the top
[+6] u/Ghosted2024: SPY let’s hit one more ATH today.
[+6] u/InternationalLoss440: what ever happen to level retesting?
[+6] u/user-namepending: Whats the bear thesis now
[+6] u/Thotmas01: Shorting anything today should qualify for suicide watch.
[+6] u/FaythDarkHeart: Bought calls , top is in
[+6] u/EducationalCicada: She's a 10, but has all the symptoms of Hantavirus.
[+6] u/BecomingSavior: 0 chance spy keeps going up further today (hoping for reverse jinx)
[+6] u/varyingopinions: Lost $900 of my $1000 seed money two weeks ago on SPY.
Just took my last $100 this morning and got back to $400 with SPY. 6 more 300% days and I'm a millionaire. Why hasn't anyone thought of this before. EZ PZ
[+6] u/Liquidsnake959: Don't do this to me please. I just bought a car I can barely afford.
[+6] u/Happy-n-Healthy: SPY up 100 points in one month, let this be a lesson to those that think they can time the market aka Cash Gang
[+5] u/BlueberryConnect9115: Honestly? A surprising amount. It will be a real shame to watch it all disappear when the market inevitably tanks.
[+5] u/user-namepending: Bears used to downvote comments like these
[+5] u/BitterEstimate: oh god theres cum everywhere how should I clean it
[+5] u/EnigmaSpore: Remember people. We pumped from april to November last year. We are still in the early phase of 2026’s pump.
Lot of meat still left on the bone
[+5] u/dylanx5150: Congrats to those of you who bought the tariff dip of 2025.
[+5] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: You can just feel the Micron rug coming
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Rugpull watch level: Code Red
[+5] u/A_Chair_Bear: The war is over if Dow hits 50k
[+20] u/Personal-Boss-7111: Spy pumped $100 over a month on the same unresolved war and closed strait of Hormuz. Bravo.
[+16] u/bearhunter429: #What the hell is this hentai virus? LMAO🤌
[+14] u/Majick1216: What the hell do I buy when everything is high as hell
[+14] u/caughtinthought: everything speculative is absolutely ripping right now
[+13] u/Dangerous_Bed_6785: THIS SMALL PUT SCALPING HAS TURNED INTO A 3K POSITION HELP
[+13] u/Due-Refrigerator2306: one more peace deal soon rumor and ber will be as extinct as dinosaur
[+12] u/shinigami_2245: They may have to send the hantavirus cruise ship full speed down the Hormuz
[+12] u/betyourask: 750 loading
Is this insane, unsustainable, and nonsensical? Yes, absolutely.
Will your shorts ever recover? No
[+12] u/Equivalent-Net-1557: This is the most regarded pump I’ve seen in a while LMAO
[+11] u/bearhunter429: #SPY going up 1% per day every single day is the new normal LMAO🤌
[+11] u/cryptohorn: Why is oil 95 and gas price 4.29. Figure that one out beavis
[+11] u/AGigatonicxs: Bears be like: “The market is fake and gay” while their puts are down -98%.
[+10] u/Crackbot420-69: All the moves happen after hours and pre market, then we spend six and a half hours playing touch butt during market hours.
[+10] u/sir_dreads: Who even eats McDonalds
[+10] u/analgape4206969: So just buy way otm 2dte calls? Is that really the move??
[+10] u/hallett21: 🍞🐻🍞
An idiot sandwich.
[+9] u/Protonel: This market is absolutely ridiculous lol
[+9] u/ToughVegetable2483: lol spy only had 20k volume in 1 minute that’s absolutely nothing
[+9] u/OrdinaryMix4013: the crash later in the summer is going to be BIBLICAL
[+9] u/aioliravioli: shoutout to google hitting nearly 5 trillion market cap when i use search,gmail,maps,youtube all for free
[+9] u/extrabigbrain: jpm bro turned down $1milly settlement. The lawsuit is on again lol - wsj reports my man alleges he had to suck toes for promotion.
[+9] u/Kool_aid_man69420: Cmon sand dick go up pls
[+9] u/TruthFantastic1741: Micheal Burry was a psyop popularized to create a population of Bears to donate during this exact bull run.
Source: my calls
[+9] u/Soffatjockis: Wait
What are these red numbers next to SNDK??
[+8] u/jeffynihao: Im such a fuckint idiot
[+8] u/HanzDiamond: > Receive [wealth or prosperity] without arrogance; and
be ready to let it go.
Marcus Aurelius Meditations VIII.33
[+8] u/Dangerous_Bed_6785: I AM ONCE AGAIN IN THE NEGATIVES IN MY PUTS. PLEASE GO BACK TO BE I WONT BE GREEDY AGAIN 🙏
[+8] u/Dbx84: 🥭 is running this casino better than the Taj Mahal he had in 1990.
[+8] u/Due-Refrigerator2306: we will never even dip again
[+8] u/PassiveF1st: Less and less volume every fucking day.
[+8] u/Unfair_Adeptness_838: Wolfspeed misses earnings and shares gain 30%
Sure, great time to buy btw
[+8] u/hugofuegoeggo: this volume is fake and gay
[+8] u/hallett21: Fuck it. 750 tonight.
[+8] u/ToughVegetable2483: Sndk down 2% after a 100% month and y’all panic
[+8] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: People who bought SNDK in autumn of last year and held, must be feeling like absolute kings. Can't blame em and i am very much jealous
[+8] u/Molten-Helldiver: Been not paying attention for an hour and a half, came back and thought app was broken, nothing has moved wtf
[+8] u/Gold-Release-1186: This is fucked up for sure but somebody, somewhere has fapped to lisa su today
[+7] u/SoftwareFull1527: shrek dicks incoming
[+7] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: Hentai virus causes the war to end, market goes up 10000 pts
[+7] u/Bear_Thesis: My grandma just dumped her whole reverse mortgage into AI.
[+7] u/Freedom-Of-Trades: I wake up some nights fearing that this overpriced market will come crashing down. I wake up some nights fearing that I'm not invested heavily enough and I'll miss out.
That's what I call a well balanced port.
[+7] u/ToughVegetable2483: Y’all remember when spy’s average volume was 70 mil?
[+7] u/Dangerous_Bed_6785: I WILL NEVER BE BESRISH AGAIN JUST PLEASE LET ME BE ON THESE PUTS
[+7] u/StandardDot5115: bear humiliation ritual in full force today
[+7] u/Pure_Veterinarian374: DRAM is a no brained full port
[+7] u/MY_WSB_USERNAME: People be computing.
[+6] u/Knarre30: Hear me out. Lets declare WW III and immediately declare victory. No country will be harmed cause Europe and China will just think he's a moron. But this would cause spy to pump to 1000.
[+6] u/Knarre30: If this stops pumping just send the next war won/peace note out. Every news that has "peace" wrote on title lets the market pump 1%
[+6] u/lndnmdn: The MS Outlook search function is such garbage. Never actually gives me the results I'm looking for. And yet, you regards buy their stock???
[+6] u/csekseni1: There is genuinely 6 people trading
[+6] u/Swaggerpro: This next big correction gonna wipe so many people out whenever it happens. Like holy shit
[+6] u/North-bound: They offered that JPM guy $1 milly and he didn't take it 😖
[+6] u/yaMomsChestHair: Spy up 11% in the last month
[+5] u/Zfreezy: 732 rejected again???
[+5] u/ExodusPHX: \+0.60 in one ticker is nuts
[+5] u/captain_casino: sorry I called you a worthless puddle of shit, Oklo
[+17] u/Otherwise_Emu_542: 7k loss in the last two days being a gay bear... time to stop being a gay bear...
[+15] u/DryBicycle5629: #If you made a lot of money on AMD, INTC, and MU. Fuck you from the bottom of my heart
.
.
#Sincerely,
#MSFT baggie
[+15] u/throwandup: I’ve been burned way too many times thinking this is the top. Not this time, I’m riding my call to Valhalla or Wendy’s dumpster
[+14] u/VOO_bull_forever: # being down $400k for the year is brutal by itself, being down $400k for the year while we have the BIGGEST rally in stock market history is diabolic. I can't take it anymore. I am crying rn.
[+14] u/bobby_stackz: Fuckin hell dude why you gotta ruin it
[+12] u/civillyRange: How many fake peace deals has it been now? 5? 6?
Market pumps for every one. Then its proven fake and market keeps pumping.
I hate bols with a burning passion
[+12] u/Normal-Phase-1252: imagine being on the wrong side of this rally
[+12] u/WingedScapula420: Fuck me and my puts then lmao
[+12] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: Dad why are we poor?
Cause i spent my golden years shorting the greatest bullrun of all time, son.
Why are you so retarded dad?
[+12] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: **Buffet has been acumulating cash since 2023, SPY was 400-450 then, LOL**
[+12] u/Chango_unchaind: If your portfolio looks like a Build-a-pc order, you’re golden
[+12] u/-IQ200: Hate to see it, got in early & paper-handed the gains. 7350 calls, held thru -42% drawdown & sold right before the pop.
Locked in +12% but it peaked at 180% 😭
[+10] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: “Trump when asked about timeline on Iran: One week - Fox News”
Lmao who would have guessed
[+10] u/pmotiveforce: It's funny to search auto loan delinquency rates. You see the progression "highest in 5 years" "highest in 15 years" "highest in 32 years" etc...
We are so fucked. But just.. not today.
[+10] u/da-pkitty: Palantir watching all these gains from its cuck chair
[+10] u/DisgrunltedDan: $940 million worth of oil shorts were place before the Axios news this am
😂
[+9] u/Scarfaceb1tch: I’m done with this fuck this bull shit. I hope they get what’s coming to them for this shit
[+9] u/Ok-Bumblebee1526: Call order finally went through. Oh look we're dumping
[+9] u/eoiioe: Instead of buying gas, just buy spy, lol
[+9] u/wenxuan2: Bers, if you want the market to crash so badly, just ask company to stop making record revenues. But wait, you cant do that
[+9] u/JellyfishFestival: that whole thing we joked about a few weeks ago with the strait reopening and closing and always being seen as good and never bad...every ceasefire seen as cause for a new rally and every end of ceasefire being ignored.
As stupid as it sounds it really happened.
[+9] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: Some pullback to 730 would be nice so we can load up on 735c
[+9] u/Co_OpQuestions: I will say, this is completely retarded lol. There's no reason for any of this pump. Kind of funny.
[+9] u/blemdemman: if you think this is unbelievable wait until Friday mega shrek cocks
[+9] u/GoogleKushforLunch: We def seeing spy 800 this year
[+9] u/ki3ran8793: Past euphoria now it's just confusion
[+9] u/kuklistyle: sat on the sidelines too long, time to short this fucking ponzi and watch all the retard bulls hold their unrealised gains into losses
[+9] u/HaveAKlondike: You know what’s better than buying puts? Actually selling shares that have gains.
[+9] u/Tillfatfire: Mu bulls are so fucking greedy bitching why it’s not up 10% when it’s up 80% in one month already 🤡🤡🤡🤡
[+8] u/Happy-Champion1661: it will keep going up forever. There is no top.
Then NVDA will miss earnings in a week and mkt will crash 50%.
But we will recover that as of next day as tradition
[+8] u/SighRamp: Stop saying low volume means stock shouldn't go up!!!
When you have little sellers that allows the few buyers to drive prices up which leads to no legit overhead resistance instead it's demand. Higher volume implies stronger conviction yes but that's not relevant if you think low volume = stocks can't or shouldn't go up.
If you are the only few giving out handies behind the Wendy's and there's a few customers guess what? You can charge MORE. You should know this already.
[+8] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: Bers missed out in this rally because they thought they weren't retarded LMAO
You'd hope these retards would learn but they never do
[+8] u/VotedOut: I am the only person left in this world that feels absolutely zero FOMO at all to want to buy most of the shit pumping at these levels?
[+8] u/After-Development404: this is lowkey insane
[+8] u/wenxuan2: If you are scared to buy at ATH, just trust me lol - i kept buying at ATH and it kept printing. There are no downsides at all.
[+8] u/Bulgy_Moose_ST: “This is it OMFG the rug pull is here!” - bears every 5 minute red candle
[+8] u/Infinite-Meet: every dip gets bought...wtf
[+8] u/SoothingWafer: I am currently up WELL over 7 dollars. Suck on that poors.
[+8] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Sure the strait is open but what about the gays?
[+8] u/663691: It will just go up 1.5-2% a day forever huh
[+8] u/kerrykingzgo-T: My how times have changed. Some of you didnt lose your ass on AMD calls for years and it shows
[+8] u/gopoohgo: lol holy fuck this is crazy
[+8] u/kex06: All in DRAM. Let's go Korea 🇰🇷 👏
[+8] u/Accomplished_Job5938: Whatcha doing SNDK bouncing all over the place
[+8] u/housemouse431: im too much of a pussy to go long here, I congratulate the regards who are able to
[+8] u/soscribbly: *“Will you Shutup mannn” - 👨*🏻🦳
[+7] u/McClintockC: #JENSEN SIGNED MY CANNONS
[+7] u/itsnotshade: Keep the war going to end of year but just drop a peace deal rumor Mon-Wed. SPY 900 easy.
[+7] u/Jadeclone1: NVDA is the last big semi that haven't experience this rally. AMD always tanked after earnings but now its a money duplicator. NVDA always tanked after earnings but jensen will sign my titties. Im just good at patter recognition.
[+7] u/Batmanforreal2: Well looks like money is becoming worthless real fast
[+7] u/Prestigious-Bother56: Market ripping dicks clean off
[+7] u/IndividualNo7155: I’m tired of winning I need another dip so I can buy more
[+7] u/DebtOk4461: Loading up on Reddit again here. I spend half my waking hours on it.
[+7] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: US fires on Iranian flagged tanker I see the ceasefire is going well
[+7] u/HarryBallZach812: This volume is lower than my testosterone
[+6] u/RothTo0DTE: Reload those calls gentlemen
[+6] u/I_Study_The_Patterns: Finally, NVDA is alive again
[+6] u/Frosty-Search: I revenge traded with puts this morning cause I was enraged I missed the massive pump. Lost 100 bucks then said fuck it and picked up a couple qqq calls then walked away for a few hours. Come back just to see I made 500 ffs. If you can't beat em join em
[+5] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: If Iran and Trump come to a “deal” we see QQQ 735 by June
Jk lol, markets top on good news, not bad. Just how they bottom on bad. Iran deal and I buy puts
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: 735 is a nice number dont ya think?
[+5] u/eiloop: had i invested even more at last times ATH i would have made even more, does anyone realise that?
[+5] u/Fit-Skin1949: Rklb will pay for my bag this weekend
[+16] u/sanmar2225: #”this is the top for sure” -everyone everyday
[+12] u/PatrickSebast: If you told bears a month ago that we would be very seriously looking at SPY $750 in May they would be downvoting you like crazy and screaming this rally was unsustainable.
[+12] u/J-E-S-S-E-: I’m the cuck holding MSFT in this market
[+12] u/Soqks: I will retire off this pump and find a fish head wife
[+11] u/mikeytho1: Buy low sell high is no more. Now you must buy high sell higher.
[+11] u/Optimal-Bad2871: aight even i made money, this is definitely the top
[+10] u/radioref: VIX slowly creeping up all day.
Bols are just rolling in the dough right now, like hogs in a big pile of mud.
BUT... all it take is one tweet and bols are going to be absolutely crushed. Their hopes and dreams will be cast into the Ghey of Whoremez like a mine deployed by an Iranian Speedboat.
Bols are looking over their shoulders. Did you see Tom Lee just now? He HE is shook.
[+10] u/RoastedPeanuts1812: If we have a pullback tomorrow I will be financially ruined
[+10] u/nigerian123: Nobody but dumbasses are buying?
[+9] u/TheOriginalBushToad: Remember bols...if you see a ber sitting on a curb holding a cup of change, be sure to spit in his face.
[+9] u/amazin_raisin99: I've made almost $1000 in the market a day every day for the last 2 days, should I quit my job
[+9] u/akrebo18: Wow I’m a tart , sold my $726 spy call yesterday for $40 profit . Up 600% today .
[+9] u/botistic: The rug pull is gonna be legendary
[+9] u/kal14144: I’m a historian specializing in extinct species. I’m writing a book about Ber.
[+9] u/PompeiiSketches: Month long Face melting rally
Bears in the ICU eating through straws
[+9] u/devereaux: QQQ has gone up more today than it did between the entirety of 2008-2012
[+9] u/pm_me_yo_creditscore: https://preview.redd.it/u6stcyi7lkzg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=a17f71aa55debe07c40dea17d5f42bc528e3ea60
[+9] u/Teckel22: Feeling incredibly depresed my net worth is not at least 9.5 million because I didn't buy MU and AMD when it was below $10
[+9] u/Tricky_Let2806: Intel gains covered almost half of my down payment on a bigger house, feels good boys
[+9] u/Psychological-Ship85: Me waiting for an entry point that'll never happen again
[+9] u/Ecodriverz: Spy refusing to drop .50 lol
[+9] u/Veshino99: wtf is actually going on, I’m making money but this shit is too easy I’m scared. Like 3 weeks of full green rockets.
[+9] u/goldtank123: Stock market
All time highs
I’m down 45k thanks to spirit airlines. Damn
[+9] u/CarefulAd4757: If the stock name sounds cool, I’m
Buying. If it sounds lame, I’m selling
[+9] u/yushey__: This is genuinely the worst thing I’ve seen in my life. How is this fucking impossible.
[+8] u/kal14144: It is uncomfortable how green we are today
[+8] u/Flo_Evans: I say no way we have another green day tomorrow... so probably green.
[+8] u/actually_Sir: The market is up 24% over about the last month, this is sustainable
[+8] u/left_at_ch: If you think it can't go higher that means buy calls
[+8] u/pickledmagahead: I love that my 172 $730 call expired worthless yesterday
[+7] u/Zestyclose_Raisin459: chat... why am i holding puts still
[+7] u/TheBlueBlaze: Metaphorically, this feels like a fire just broke out at your local Walmart and people are saying how much free stuff they got in the chaos. You can run in there and grab as much as you can while the fire rages, but you might get burned, and eventually the whole place is going to come down, it's just a matter of when.
[+7] u/reLincolnX: I don't get why the volume is so low every goddamn day.
[+7] u/temporary-account-: What is NVDIA even about?
[+7] u/Keef--Girgo: Who tf is still buying AMD at a P/E of 134?
[+7] u/thatsmymayo: Dipshit analyst saying MSFT cloud revenue is inflated because of circular deals with openAI and Anthropic.
Like yeah, they've all been cranking each other for months now. No one cares apparently.
Ground breaking analysis
[+7] u/Apocalyptic-Post: Sold out of my DELL calls for a measly 700% gain
I’m pussy?
[+7] u/greg_r_: It feels morally wrong making this much money
[+7] u/BrokenStonks: Ridiculous it isn't 750 already
[+7] u/DerNeko: this is actually insane
[+6] u/WallStreetThreats_: Who are the sick fucks that bought ARM 315c? +12,500% increase in buys on it
[+6] u/orrangearrow: QQQ up 24% now after the march lows. 24%
[+6] u/Rock_or_Rol: Ra ra ra islarmarbard
[+6] u/GoomyIsGodTier: Can we tap into Diddys oil reserves to keep the cost down?
[+5] u/Regardium-Leviosa: Puts on absolutely everything
[+11] u/Sengle473: Yall see that regard in [r/spy](r/spy) losing 140k on 0TDE lol
[+9] u/ParticularWarthog319: Up $16,500 and it’s my B-Day. Not a bad day
[+9] u/Candid_Payment_4094: MU being 3% up today almost feels like a red day to me
[+8] u/chaiza5599: 750 eow might be real guys
[+8] u/SAYSCRAZYTHINGS: I have 76 dollars left
[+8] u/Dash_39: Hahaha holy hell....no way this is real
[+8] u/Negative_Dark_7008: They bombed Lebanon, shot at Iranian ships and are threatening to bomb them even worse and oil is down and the market is up.
[+8] u/orcus133: How many of y’all were dumb enough to become millionaires today? Can’t wait for my restriction to be lifted tomorrow
[+8] u/Ok_Ant780: Tempting overnight put….
[+7] u/kananishino: Member when people on reddit said who the hell was going to buy Reddit at $34
[+7] u/mysuruhuduga: Bears punching the air
[+7] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: “The Dow Is at 50000!” You know what that means… 💃💃💃🤣
[+6] u/spreadbetfred: There must be a law against indexes doing literally 2% a day forever
[+6] u/chainerection: WHY ISNT SNDK AT +10% AT THIS POINT
I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO THE CEO
[+6] u/Iamshaydon: That scam candle down to stop everyone out before the run up needs to be investigated
[+6] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: I’m realy curious who pumps the market like this… its kinda Wild, market never Been pumped like this ever in history… even the finance crash in 2007-8 recovery was not like this
[+6] u/tonyaustin6: Where’s that asshole who suggested I buy RDDT
[+6] u/Total_Schedule591: Chicken in China, is not real chicken,
Have a drumstick, your mind starts thinkin 🐥
[+6] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: Made 20% of the port today on 0DTEs. Thanks algos
[+5] u/Dategmiot: Dow just hit 50k again! Broken Bondi best be proud. 🍊
[+5] u/nverloseinstocks: So I bought spy puts before closing yesterday. And somehow I ended up buying spy call at the top today. Why am I so good at this…
[+5] u/ConcentrateSea5895: This is just to much, im completely sidelined getting FOMO like a mfer