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[+80] u/Weak_Emu3659: Hey all. Today was bad. Really bad. I lost over six figures in the last 24 hours, and I'm finally waking up to the fact that I have a serious problem. I'm shutting myself off from options trading and pulling myself out of the trading community, but the damage is done.
I know that I can recover and will have to change my lifestyle. I'll be OK in the long run, but it hurts a lot, and I could use some support as it feels incredibly lonely and not something I'm ready to share with people in my life.
Does this community have a support group? Would love to talk to some other people who have faced similar challenges.
[+41] u/hioman01: AMD announces acquisition of NVDA
[+41] u/AxemanFromMA: #RIP 30k put AMD dude
[+32] u/davidbigham: AMD announces ceasefire , stock up 30% AH
[+25] u/Coley44: MSTR MISSING EPS BY 102% LMMMFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[+24] u/plzplzplztendies: # Advanced money dispenser or advanced money destroyer? Find out on the next episode of dragon ball z
[+24] u/YTLupo: "AMD BOLS ABOUT TO GET DIK IN ASS"
*5 minutes later*
https://preview.redd.it/m59k7oxwodzg1.png?width=798&format=png&auto=webp&s=32a0a06d979cef175dc123ec17473b85f8a10594
[+20] u/pineapplekiwipen: advanced money destroyer watch party
[+20] u/KittyLover-7: Revenue: $10.2 billion (estimate: $9.9 billion, guidance for $9.5 billion to $10.1 billion)
Adjusted earnings per share of $1.37 (estimate: $1.28)
For Q2, management projected sales in a range of $10.9 billion to $11.5 billion (estimate: $10.5 billion) with an adjusted gross margin of about 56% (estimate: 55.3%).
These numbers are fucking doodoo for a 80% runup LMAO
[+19] u/bakr97: .2% drop to end the day guarantees 1% pump tomorrow
[+19] u/Low_Trick4604: I hope MSFT and NVDA know they are taking food away from my kids
[+19] u/Swiftnice: I don't get why Iran isn't just attacking every cargo ship since apparently nothing will count as breaking the ceasefire unless an actual U.S. warship gets sunk
[+19] u/the_mind_goblin1: the year is 2175. SPY is at 3 million. NVDA is at 195
[+17] u/Junkingfool: I have literally picked every wrong Mag 7 stock to buy.
[+16] u/kazkeb: The worst part about AMD going up is that now bearhunter won't shut the fuck up
[+16] u/UsernameTaken_123: Not now babe Im monitoring the semiconductor market
[+15] u/Rodriguezboy1: Imagine being in the other thread
[+15] u/GoZukkYourself: STRATEGY EARNINGS ARE OUT!
🔴 EPS: -$38.25 | Est. -$18.98
🔴 REV: $124.3M | Est. $125.07M
[+15] u/Impossible-Fun2027: A 20% drop in AMD would be hilarious
[+15] u/Sick0h: All US citizens to be jailed to aid with chip production. SPY +12% intraday
[+15] u/ten7four: Alright I won't lie. I'm not even a ber and even I feel like I'm losing my mind. I don't understand any of this
[+14] u/ten7four: AMD's only run up +61% in the last month, gee I wonder if it'll beat estimates or not
[+14] u/kvedo25: Just fulled ported MU at all time highs. Can’t go wrong with
[+14] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Straight up FOMO buying across the entire semi sector right now. AMD is 50% higher than where it was prior to their last earnings call off of a 5-10% beat lol.
[+14] u/moorhound: Jesus fucking *christ* that AH chart
This is goddamn lunatic shit at this point. Unless we can eat, drink, and breathe AI infrastructure this shit's unjustifiably soaring into the sun.
If someone can explain the *demand* for all of this shit I'd love to hear it, the only valid reasoning for valuations rising at this clip would be labor destruction, and that just collapses the economic system as a whole.
[+14] u/Mr60SPX: I feel like the market is going to ignore oil prices up till the point that I buy calls.
Feels bad man.
[+14] u/Rocky_The_Champion: I think we’re in a bubble. I think it could get really big.
[+13] u/jlw993: Kinda boring when there's zero dips to buy
[+13] u/hioman01: My AMD 320 puts are fucked
[+13] u/TheNicestRedditor: “Stocks close at record highs as ceasefire holds” what the fuck are we talking about 😂😂😂
[+13] u/radioref: GOOG just inked a tiny little deal worth $200B with Claude / Anthropic so people can vibecode flashlight apps.
[+13] u/BabyGrogu69: Ain't no way AMD holds this high an hour after market opens tomorrow
[+12] u/LaserBeamer17: AMD with the legendary reversal, the semi bull run goes on another 3 months!!!
[+12] u/Fraud_alert2021: I saw the AMD drop like a rock and turn into a rocket in the span of 1 minute
[+12] u/Tricky_Recording5222: Bears literally had 30 seconds of fun with AMD until it absolutely ripped their face off 😂
[+12] u/Pete26l96: I can't stop laughing at the fact that those over at valueinvesting have been fully invested the last couple of years and are still in the red due to their belief that tech companies and companies with P/E's over 25 are overpriced and not value.
I'd probably buy $ROPE if I invested heavily into $PYPL, $ADBE, $LULU, etc.
Last time I checked buying stocks was about making money LOL
[+12] u/DeadLightsOut: 93%….. AMD is up 93 fucking percent in one month…..
[+11] u/DrElkSnout: There is going to come a day again when valuations matter. I can't tell you when, but when it happens a lot of you will not recover for a long, long time.
[+11] u/Haikoe: AMD was priced for heavy beat and growth.
Revenue flat.
This is pretty bad news for them.
[+11] u/antelope591: Sold AMD at 250 after holding from 82 now its even going up on earnings ffs you're welcome fuckers
[+11] u/FinePerformance1046: I'm buying every memory and semiconductor stock. This is a threat.
[+11] u/ddrsdght: Peak retard euphoria in here
[+10] u/dylanx5150: Man, I almost bought ____ when it was $____, but I didn't because _____.
[+10] u/darth_scion: SMCI tanked 10% overnight a few weeks back for no reason and absolutely cooked me.
Then it pulls some shit like this.
[+10] u/TheGeoGod: Can’t wait for AMD to become advanced money destroyer
[+10] u/Serrano_Ham6969: Now that SMCI has gotten rid of the shady people this shit needs to soar like crazy
[+10] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: EVERYTIME I SELL IT GOES UP AND BUY IT GOES DOWN.
I WANT TO CRY.
[+10] u/FuhrerInLaw: AMD guy bought $30k of 340 puts for two weeks is having a personal guhhhh
[+10] u/2020isgreat: Amazing GOOGL earnings lmao
[+10] u/A10cc: Reddit may have banned all my previous accounts, but like a cockroach, I arise from the ashes and make my return.
[+10] u/aftherith: I am from 2 hours in the future and AMD is red
[+10] u/gainsusmaximus: Sndk has to be studied
[+10] u/Independent_Drop4317: I have 10 sticks of ram and 4 ssds. Where can I secure a billion dollar funding with these assets.
[+10] u/gentlesandwich: Turns out the AMD pump was just market makers burning off weekly puts. Figures.
[+9] u/veryveryuniquename5: BREAKING: AMD BUYING NVDA- HALF CASH HALF COCK LMAO 🤌
[+9] u/ten7four: SPY only +0.8%. Massive W for the bers. Wow
[+9] u/Valkorion335786: 50% of the sub will get Thanos snapped out of existence because of AMD
[+9] u/SPAC_Enthusiast: Why isn’t MSTR -99% rn what they just produced wtf
[+9] u/Zestyclose-Ice-3434: AMD WILL OPEN FLAT. BOTH BOLZ AND BERZ ARE FCUKED KEK
[+9] u/GoZukkYourself: ANTHROPIC COMMITS TO SPENDING $200 BILLION ON GOOGLE’S CLOUD AND CHIPS - THEINFORMATION
[+9] u/ilwb: I remember buying AMD at 80 in 2022 and selling once it hit 90
[+9] u/West_Track_9927: google beat earnings once again today!
[+9] u/Fhyzikz: I have no position on any of this shit but I still have to call clown world when I see it
[+9] u/Chrg88: AMD puts will print at open
[+9] u/Personal-Boss-7111: This is a party gone too far. Call the police.
[+9] u/Routine-Agent-160: AMD GREEN TO RED INCOMING.
[+9] u/Radiant_Yesterday_51: This is how it must have felt to play market before great depression except we got legal weed and AI this time around lol
[+9] u/mysuruhuduga: It’s criminal Nvda with PE around 38 doesn’t go up but AMD with PE of 130 keeps going up
wtf is this manipulation
[+8] u/DM_KITTY_PICS: Cmom Lisa, give us a Homer
[+8] u/inevitable_fallen: After sitting on the sidelines until 3:40 decided to full port into 0DTE calls and caused the flash crash.
[+8] u/Aware_Secret_8910: LMAO AMD is fuck (it will gap up 20%)
[+8] u/SuperbSandwich: What time are AMD earnings releasing?
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #You have companies with market cap of $500+ billion and option volume of 17 contracts per day LMAO🤌
[+8] u/GoZukkYourself: SMCI JUST REPORTED Q3 EARNINGS
The headline numbers:
- Revenue: $10,200M vs $12,332M est 🔴
- Adjusted EPS: $0.84 vs $0.62 est 🟢
- GAAP EPS: $0.72
- Net Income: $483M
- Adjusted Gross Margin: 10.1%
FY guidance came in below consensus:
- FY Net Sales: $38,900M-$40,400M vs $41,438M est 🔴
Q4 guidance:
- Q4 Net Sales: $11,000M-$12,500M
- Q4 Adjusted EPS: $0.65-$0.79
The numbers translate to:
- ~17% Q3 revenue miss (~$2.1 billion below estimates)
- ~35% Q3 adjusted EPS beat
- ~$1.8 billion FY revenue guide below consensus at the midpoint
- Q4 guide midpoint of $11.75B implies sequential growth from
Q3's $10.2B
The contrast: SMCI is the AI infrastructure disappointment of the day after Palantir posted a clean beat-and-raise (FY guidance ~$385M above consensus) and ON also raised on both lines.
[+8] u/West_Track_9927: where are u lisa su show us your tits and AMD +30%
[+8] u/ddrsdght: Launching synergetic memory startup please give 100m seed funding 🙏
[+8] u/beachsandwichen: Articles like “why MU popped today” are pure brainrot
[+8] u/Wrath_FMA: Fine I'll do it myself, I'll bring this whole market down single handedly, time to get long sndk
[+8] u/nerdmermaid: That was fun yall…. How do I sell these calls after hours
[+8] u/diego_tomato: AMD 🚀🚀🚀400🚀🚀🚀 LETS GO
[+8] u/PositiveEdge4361: At this rate it’s gonna be 730 overnight holy shit
[+8] u/powerboner: Owning NVDA and MSFT has honestly been some of the most depressing shit ever…
[+8] u/Ashamed-Second-5299: Netflix please read the room
[+8] u/am22fcw: Maybe I'm retarded but those AMD numbers don't warrant a jump after a 90% move in a single month
[+8] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Elon: tsla will be worth more than Googl and Nvda combined by next year ...
🤡🤡🤡
[+8] u/veryveryuniquename5: enjoy the bankrtupcy bers ill be back, gonna go take ur wife out for steaks in my lambo LMAO 🤌
[+8] u/2020isgreat: If I bought GOOGL leaps instead of shares last year I'd be a gazillionaire
[+8] u/spudbro00: Amd up 250% in a year, 70% in a month, trading at 5x the p/e as nvidia with that earning report is comical.
Wayyyyy overpriced.
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: NVDA raises guidance by like 7x than what AMD beat by LMAO
[+8] u/greg_r_: Cinco de Mayo was a great day for chips
[+8] u/DuckLIT122000: I told my landlord that I was pivoting to AI, but instead of giving me a billion dollars in funding he beat me with a metal rod
[+8] u/throwa91: SMCI is insanely undervalued. Basically $40b run rate this year and 16B market cap - margins improving. This is the next runner I think..
[+7] u/No-Put2311: I'm scared to look (I'm within my risk tolerance), will check back tomorrow morning see ya!
[+7] u/cfaawlday: SNDK and MU are the new Chips , we don’t want NVDA chippys
[+7] u/Dakhnas: advance money destroyer vs advance money duplicator ?
[+7] u/harryburton420: OMG AMD!
-just practicing
[+7] u/Live-Improvement3169: Sold SMCI at $50. Re-bought at $29...
[+7] u/Molten-Helldiver: Earnings days are the best for WSB comments
[+7] u/BladeFireQ: I don't think that AMD will miss but if the growth is not as good as everyone expect this shit will fall like a hot knife
[+7] u/jerome-yellen: Fat fingered AMD calls, LFG
[+7] u/shindiggaa: NVDA is going to make me homeless
[+7] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Uber might be the worst stock of all time
[+7] u/Me-Regarded: Lots of misses this week so far
[+7] u/Impossible-Fun2027: Ready for the AMD tanking? Are you ready?
[+7] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Wow so Super Micro really is all computer
[+7] u/Additional_Heat_902: I never ask you to judge me on my losers, I ask you to judge me on my winners because I have so few
[+7] u/isolated-cat: is it time for Advanced Money Destroyer to live up to its name?
[+7] u/LegolasofMirkwood: The funniest part is when AMD bleeds back to even at market open tomorrow
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: Someone checkup on 30k amd puts guy lol
[+7] u/dljmonkeyboiz: My NVDA calls looking cooked.. wtf
[+7] u/ten7four: Wow. These AMD numbers are absolutely unreal. I'm officially raising my price target to 5 gajillion
[+7] u/yoloswaggggggggg: Ber purge event live
[+7] u/pain474: To think that I bought AMD at 79 and sold at 105
[+7] u/2020isgreat: My GOOGL cost basis last year was 154 LMAO
[+7] u/David_Norris_M: Lisa gonna say ai during call and amd's gonna pump another $20
[+7] u/GoZukkYourself: Anthropic will be paying with half cash and half stock.
[+7] u/Foremole_of_redwall: Fuck it. SNDK goes up forever. At this point not buying is leaving money on the table. Full port in the AM. See you suckers at $30k per share.
[+7] u/yoloswaggggggggg: Let the LMAO person have their moment
[+7] u/zestykite: Puts was not the move
[+6] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Thank you MSFT. I hated money, and you liberated me from it
[+6] u/bajagfjdlbkaoa: intensely staring at my phone but also knowing it doesn't help
[+6] u/lococommotion: I guess intel is just gonna gap up 10% every fucking day
[+6] u/igotshrimps: Delta up 3.5% because it's cutting out snacks. Next up is oxygen
[+6] u/Heineken_500ml: MSTR is so shiiiiiiet LMAO
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: OMG AMD PRE EARNINGS ARE OUT, THEY SAY YOUR PORT IS FUK?
[+6] u/DiamondHands667: My dad used to work for SNDK in the early 2000s and had shares. I’m about to give him shit for quitting
[+6] u/sonofalando: Yields swinging around like a coked out midget hooker at a tiki bar in Vegas at 3am.
[+6] u/andytobbles: This memory run is one of the most insane things I’ve seen in my entire trading career.
[+6] u/CerebrumMortuus: AMD forgot to block their calendar on Outlook, no earnings announcement today
[+6] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Advanced Money destroyer
[+6] u/lostinspacs: Fake dip on AMD. They won’t let it stay down
[+6] u/Tricky_Recording5222: Gonna be funny when AMD is green tmrow
[+6] u/Pristine_Grocery_705: Amd beat is meh, surprised it didnt do a -10% rn
[+6] u/wut_m8toe: First move is always fake and…
[+6] u/A10cc: # ADVANCED MONEY DESTROYER TURNING INTO ADVANCED MONEY DISPENSER LOOOOOL
[+6] u/CEOofBeanz: Stop loss pussies got fucked on AMD
[+6] u/CUTON1C: AMD pumping now lmaoo
[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: The semi bubble is going to get to cartoonish levels
[+6] u/DenverDataEngDude: Call the ambulance... but not for AMD
Rip donkey boy who gambled 30k on puts LMAO
[+6] u/AdOk3638: BERS THOUGHT! THEREFORE THEY LOSE MONEY! LMAO🤌!
[+6] u/PrestigiousPapaya17: RIP AMD 30k put guy .
[+6] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: I was sitting on 10k when spy was 650, and i told myself "this will surely go down much more"
2 weeks later spy is 725 and i still sit on 10k.
i could have just dumped them directly into the index and still would have made 1k for 2 weeks.
i fakin suck at this.
[+6] u/nyse25: BERS WERE SO HAPPY DURING CLOSE LMAOOO
[+6] u/kyndrid_: MU jun 18 calls gonna fucking fly holy shit
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: Guess amd is a trillion dollar company by EOY
[+6] u/Maleficent-Escape-88: Why is Google popping?
[+6] u/FriendlyGold1717: Fk all the AI chip and semi stocks. Fk you all I hope they crash and burn fk
[+6] u/riteofpass: To think I sold my AVGO still for profit but moved that into ASTS which I’m way down on. Truly regarded
[+6] u/Wrath_FMA: Welp I cut my account in half today
[+6] u/veryveryuniquename5: BERS EATING LISA SUs FAT 100 FOOT COCK LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/skin_flute_player: AMD is just making up for all those missed years of AI pump that NVDA got.
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: NVDA will report better numbers and guidance but move 5% the opposite way LMAO
[+6] u/DryBicycle5629: Missed out on AMD and Micron the hundredth time.
[+6] u/tortu995: Man this two days (tomorrow very likely too) have been a huuuuge short squeeze, once bers get ko'd the gap down will be insane. People acting like iran is now the 51st state when in reality hormuz is still a big problem with no solution in sight and the inflation repercussions are right around the corner.
[+6] u/WailingWarbler: I wasted like all my money being a retard and donating to hedgefunds. I put my last 3k into otm 1dte QQQ calls today inhopes of making most of it back
[+6] u/Haikoe: Maybe Lisa can explain why revenue is flat 😂😂😂😂
[+6] u/Adventurous_Sell5994: Anyone got a status update on the guy who priced in a 30k amd put?
[+6] u/aaryan_a: ANTHROPIC COMMITTED TO BUY $200B OF CLOUD STORAGE FROM GOOGLE. THAT IS WHY GOOGLE IS PUMPING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
[+6] u/No-Put2311: Delist NVDA, an eyesore at this point lol
[+6] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: DRAM 50 tomorrow 75 EOW lmaoo MU a P/E of 6 and SK HYNIX is gonna continue exploding
[+6] u/Powerful-Reaction607: SMCI TO THE FUCKING MOON
[+6] u/Iron-condor-6050: And GOOG PE is still only at 29. Meanwhile, TESLUR at 347.
[+6] u/Infinityy100b: Anthropic commits 200B more on Google cloud over next 5 years
[+6] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Might start playing QQQ over spy
[+6] u/whyshw: I don’t know nothing about anything anymore
[+6] u/AirportMaterial5917: AI and social media have destroyed my brain so much I just expended so much energy to focus for two hours and I finally got my work done and didn’t expect the dopamine to hitttt, wow, take me back to 2020
[+5] u/SirPanic12: Wife’s boyfriend is gonna love all the money I made for him
[+5] u/No-Put2311: End of day shakeout of the paper hands
[+5] u/billppp: When's this "market collapse" bears have been autistically screeching about?
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: MU ended the day at 11.11% up. Make a wish
[+5] u/Particular_Tiger881: INTC gonna jump bigly during after hours, thanks in advance AMD
[+5] u/ddrsdght: MU and SNDK are trashy welfare recipients
[+5] u/Thin_Cat8817: Strategy lost $38/share, absolutely diabolical earnings
[+5] u/FakeGamer2: Suck it bulls it's over did you see how far from 725 it dropped end of day. I'm gonna keep making $12 on puts every day
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #AMD will DESTROY ber LMAO🤌
[+5] u/Cav829: Did everyone suddenly remember SMCI is going to get its cheeks clapped by the US government?
Edit: LMAO what is this action.
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Tomorrow is chip reckoning day
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Minus THIRTY EIGHT DOLLARS PER SHARE?!
Lmfao we truly live in a circus 🤡
[+5] u/spudbro00: Lisa you aint apple making the market wait, release the earnings!!!
[+5] u/Odd_Library_3953: I'm confident NVDA is trying to rage bait me
[+5] u/Dry_Bar_4965: what was SMCI report?
[+5] u/hermeskino715: SMCI with the U-turn lmao
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Common sense isn’t common anymore
[+5] u/Ok_Winner9825: Wow smci now makes memory?
[+5] u/davidbigham: Guys, WSB is the gambling support group. Thats why i am here
[+5] u/Xzlk: Buy the dip on everything. Remember, these just go up
[+5] u/Zfreezy: https://preview.redd.it/ylzp6ecemdzg1.jpeg?width=668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3de11cc95049cfc431c10ec7d833decaeb93841
[+5] u/Xzlk: If AMD dipped a light 50% here, it would just go to where it was after the report 1 quarter ago.
[+5] u/Scared-Signature-452: AVAV is such dogshit
[+5] u/hioman01: My SMCI 32 calls are printing
[+5] u/Ok_Stop1142: AMD PLEASE PRINT MY CALLS
[+5] u/darklordyy: AMD bols get ready for dick in ass
[+5] u/hioman01: Advanced Money Destroyer is back LMAO
[+5] u/Bulgy_Moose_ST: AMD red rocket red rocket
[+5] u/terabugkingambit: Tomorrow INTC will surpass AMD market cap
[+5] u/Elforas_Tero: Bers celebrating befor the V
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Hahaha amd, like a 60%+ runup, what were you expecting mayn
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Imagine not buying AMD shares on that dip
[+5] u/fathersucrose: That was the funniest 5 minutes of panic I’ve seen
[+5] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Holy fuck i almost got shaken out 😭
[+5] u/lostinspacs: Bers obliterated again. Incredibly telegraphed V
[+5] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: OH FUK AMD BACK FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL LOL
[+5] u/jazzyjjcups: What the eff is that pump in AMD lol
[+5] u/Misterium: Advanced Money Destroyer no more
[+5] u/UsernameTaken_123: Advanced Money Destroyer turned into advanced money doubler real quick
[+5] u/Dry_Bar_4965: AMD to $400 overnight.
[+5] u/FuckingJPMAlgos: # An hour ago sold my 1 yr old SMCI which was -20% for me and bought MSTR which was +8%. Just now SMCI +15%, MSTR -2% FUCK!!!!
[+5] u/fire_alarmist: Literally made up numbers, fake lines drawn by engagement based market making AI's. This shit is so nonsensical and detached from reality, no one has ever seen anything like it.
Casino destroyer man really has outdone himself, hes going to bankrupt the biggest casino in the world as his magnum opus(more like magnum sized Trojan condom full of piss.)
[+5] u/YTLupo: LISA SU'S LITERAL COUSIN IS JENSEN HUANG
HOW TF ARE YOU ALL SO COOKED BRAINWISE.
no bullshit, there is a chance GayMD, Bricktel, and NVidia join forces to manufacture better chipsets You know *for America,* since huawei wants to make Chips for LLM's.
[+5] u/AdOk3638: RIP to that broski with $50k puts on AMD before close! LMAO🤌!
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: One more pump for semis and memory tomorrow confirmed lmao
[+5] u/lostinspacs: Another giga pump tomorrow. All puts will be worthless at open
[+5] u/buysobersellhigh: Told y'all amd wait no I didn't
[+5] u/Positive-Rise5145: GOOG AMD SMCI...THIS IS TOO MUCH WINNING
[+5] u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy: Google just 3% away from taking over as market cap king
[+5] u/gentlesandwich: AMD is the new Tesla. I guess prepare for 300+ p/e based on pure hopium.
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/Old-Wash-3193 made a bet that AMD would go to 377.46 within **1 week** when it was 359.49 and it did, congrats regard.
Their record is now 5 wins and 2 losses
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[+5] u/Ok_Rent5670: My GOOG CCs at $335.
I might puke. So much lost gains
[+5] u/Mammoth-Version-4239: I'll just hodl my AMD puts until they pay off.
This is fine.
[+5] u/buysobersellhigh: Yep glad I'm holding amd calls
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: This market is literally fucking retarded. I am here for it.
[+5] u/PrthReddits: 1996 December greenspan
[+5] u/Ok_Visit_5741: So QQQ is gonna nominally overtake SPY this year yeah?
[+5] u/bigfan49: Sold all my ASTS, dead company
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Imagine holding NVDA since November, while memory stocks and AMD and INTC take off
[+5] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: Imagine amd pump fadin
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/ZeroDayExpiration made a bet that SPY would go to 750.0 within **1 week** when it was 714.036 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 5 losses
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[+5] u/knnack: Advanced
Money
Duplicator
[+5] u/Still_Loaded: Bers r taking a prison style fucking today
[+5] u/vermilli21: Does Lisa Su get to wear the leather jacket now?
[+5] u/Standard_Tea8250: This FOMO cant be good for my health
[+5] u/gopoohgo: AMD with a casual 11% reversal 🤑
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: AMD = ADVANCED MONEY DISTRIBUTOR
[+5] u/gentlesandwich: The craziest part is apparently people are continuing to buy AMD right now at $378 lmao. What a life.
[+5] u/Cav829: Advanced Money Destroyer actually being up after earnings is the confirmation we're in the euphoria stage.
[+5] u/AdditionalMany1292: !banbet amd 420.69 1w
[+5] u/AdOk3638: AMD just annouces acquisition of NVDA, 10% cash, 90% stock. LMAO🤌!
[+5] u/Same_Bag711: The amount of money I’ve made from this oversaturated regard market in the last week alone is just silly
[+5] u/Nomynametoday: why is aftermarket always like thus
[+5] u/Cav829: Imagine the level of margin call just a 10% drop in the semis would cause at this point.
[+5] u/aftherith: Kinda wish I didn't have a $175 12/27 covered call against most of my AMD. Gonna hand down rolling that to my great great grandchildren
[+5] u/veryveryuniquename5: NVIDIA DOESNT EVEN MAKE AI ANYMORE FUCK OFF JENSEN LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/Scribble_Box: Lisa's got the real CANNONS
[+5] u/Jadeclone1: Semi s are all mooning but NVDA is a limp dick
[+5] u/EasySunday: Didn't someone go 30k heavy on AMD puts today? Or was it calls.
[+5] u/2020isgreat: How much money do robinhood users lose each year lmao
[+5] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: My PC I built 2 years ago is the best investment I ever made 😤
[+5] u/Muted-South4737: I humbly request we reopen the casino
[+5] u/Zfreezy: AMD going to give shit right back just in time for me to cash my calls isn't it?
[+5] u/Mr_Canada1867: SPY 750 EOM
The winning does not stop 😂
Amount of ATHs is insane 🚀
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: My moves tomorrow?
Oh, I don't know...let's see...probably continue to get fucked by my NVDA PLTR RKLB ASTS OKLO positions.
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Believe it or not NVDA is the undervalued one here vs AMD
You gotta be growing more than that after almost doubling your stock price in a month with these CAPEX commitments by others
[+5] u/collegefootballfan69: Thank you regards, i just sold short 1000 AMD at 374
[+26] u/whitewashedsyrian: So AMD making 4 billion dollars a year and the markets decided it should be valued at 600 billion get the fuck outta here with that bullshit
[+19] u/Moepenmoes: SNDK is disgusting... how does it keep going up +10% every damn day?!?!??!?! And once I buy it it will crash
[+19] u/Snoo_78242: Not a single one of you are as paper handed as I am.
https://preview.redd.it/juol7x352ezg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd91c10542245a987077ea83297f0f07ccd002a2
[+18] u/SupportMedium9487: micron IPOed as a penny stock, isnt that crazy
[+18] u/KundaliniVibes: Here’s the brutal reason they keep pumping it higher and higher:
It’s not about accumulating more dollars. It’s about owning everything.
Every time they print money and pump asset prices, two things happen:
1. Real assets get more expensive — houses, stocks, farmland, businesses. The masses get priced out.
2. When the bubble eventually pops, they’re positioned to buy those same assets back at fire-sale prices using the same printed money.
It’s a continuous wealth transfer machine. They inflate → middle class loses purchasing power → assets concentrate at the top → crash → they consolidate even more ownership. Rinse and repeat.
At this level, money itself becomes almost meaningless to them. The game is ownership and control. They want to own the productive assets of the entire planet while the rest of us rent everything from them — our homes, our data, our time, our attention.
The endless inflation isn’t greed for more dollars anymore.
It’s a deliberate strategy to turn the entire economy into their permanent serfdom machine.
That’s what they’re doing. It’s not about having more. It’s about owning everything while the rest of us own nothing. And they’re getting very, very close to that goal.
[+18] u/tortoisepump: Wife in sexy lingerie: 🥱
AMD earnings call: 😍
[+18] u/NoProfessional4650: Surreal day today guys… I’m up $100k today. My wife and I thought it would take another 2-3 years of consistent saving and investing to get to this point and we’re here a month and a half later.
I’ve taken some outsized bets and if they continue to pay off I’ll likely never have to work again.
As much as I shit on this community you guys are the reason I learned about MU and AMD… so thank you. 🫡
[+17] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: SNDK is going to split, and everyone will see it as “cheap”, and run up again to $1k
[+17] u/Ok_Advantage_8153: AMD up 70% in the past month.
I've made about $0,000,000.00 on that bigboy.
[+15] u/InMahPlums: it's normal to crank one out 3-4 times a day right
[+15] u/lintinmypocket: https://preview.redd.it/pvc7lqpgwdzg1.png?width=1586&format=png&auto=webp&s=362df2e5d711d98cbc8684c62b24d0d3d7695afb
[+15] u/donniedarko1010: I am a ber and i am extinct now
[+14] u/Candid_Payment_4094: It is the year 2050. 95% of the earth's surface is covered by datacenters. DRAM goes up by 10% on a daily basis. AMD P/E is 954539. MSFT is still at $412 because fuck your calls.
[+14] u/PandAlex: Lisa Su is one of the most conservative non-stock pumping CEOs in the world and if she is this bullish then AMD is going to fly.
[+14] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: I could have made a lot of money today doing the same thing every scumbag in here has been doing religiously every day for over a month
I did not make a lot of money
[+14] u/mehmilani: Some of you are too young to remember. But we could tell our friends' dads were poor if their desktop cpu was AMD.
[+14] u/UnnecessaryPancake: why is AMD worth more than Nvidia? (380 vs 200)
[+13] u/Firm_Variation6452: How am I still not making any money
[+13] u/aqjingson: Everyone knows bull long term is the move but being right as a bear feels extra satisfying
[+12] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Crypto really feels like yesterdays hype, the cool thing now are semis
[+12] u/NiceOwner: You know markets are rigged when AMD and Intel spent years eating dog turds then 3x in a month. One random month.
[+12] u/nesnayu: I’m a ber. I lost $10k every week since 3/6. This week I lost it in 3 days.
Idk why to do anymore. I sure af ain’t going long. Sad ber
[+12] u/SomePolack: Could’ve been a millionaire off MU or SNDK, even WDC
Instead I tried to save what money I had because I never had this much before - lesson learned
[+12] u/ChampionshipOdd947: You get to be a 1 trillion dollar company, and you get to be a 1 trillion dollar company, and you get to be a 1 trillion dollar company, we all get to be 1 trillion dollar companies!!
[+12] u/LakeShowForLife24: I have over 100k in calls and shares of AMD. I don’t think I’ll sleep tonight
[+11] u/PlentyArmy2411: Wiped 6 figures from my account a few months ago getting greedy with options. I switched to shares only and feel reborn
[+11] u/lilordeo: WHEN WILL THE BUBBLE POP
[+11] u/bb483: Lost out on so much potential profit cause I was so focused on oil smh
[+11] u/ThetaGrim: Is it too much to ask for a generational correction so I can enter the market?
[+10] u/GloomyMembership4197: NVIDIA is KING, AMD is QUEEN
[+10] u/SuffiecientSapian: So semis all can compete against each other and also all win at the same time. That’s awesome. I’m not a big fucking retard for not buying 😭
[+10] u/TimeToGetTheBread: Port hit ath today 🥳🥳
[+10] u/RockwelInternational: Mostly retards still buying, I suspect.
[+10] u/abroadbroadband: To all my HATERS out there, I have ONE MESSAGE FOR YOU:
# 🥺
Why? 😔
[+10] u/MadmantheDragon: AI & memory: 🌕 🚀
My dumbass 2 weeks ago: this seems like a good time to buy ASTS. REGARD REGARD REGARD
[+9] u/SeliciousSedicious: Whoever decided to do the ‘double tap to like’ feature on IG while there was already a perfectly fine ‘like’ button knew exactly what the were doing… and honestly I hope they go fuck themselves.
[+9] u/Future_Hyena2562: My biggest positions META, NVDA, MSFT, NFLX all asleep at the wheel
[+9] u/BreakingBadBones: So we acting like this ATH is normal during a looming resumption of war?
[+9] u/bonir_hunter: I buy a stock with great financials -> they get sued for lying about financials -> I get punished for DD
[+9] u/jamieperkins9999: This is so fucking stupid
[+9] u/LakeShowForLife24: AMD call very bullish. 400 eow is possible
[+9] u/Actual_Difference617: Its not a bubble at all lol. This shit would fit 20 of dot-com bubbles.
[+9] u/silverfutes: Dad, why do I have to eat steak and lobster when the other kids get pb&j?
Well son, Schwab didn’t find out about your mom taking all the money until after daddy spent his whole margin on leveraged chip ETFs.
[+9] u/EnginrA: Get in SNDK before the inevitable stock split
[+9] u/MooseTendies: Are the boomers still in bonds getting crushed?
[+9] u/KingRog85: Micron to 1k by the end of May
[+8] u/Pazzaaaaaa: AMD gonna reverse in the early morning. Great earnings but it’s ran 80% since last earnings with only a decent beat.
[+8] u/hallett21: Old man Buffett hates making money.
[+8] u/optimaltimemism: I let my emotions get the better of me today. It's almost time to for me to quit. I don't care about the jokes and all that stuff. I'm tired today.
[+8] u/lilordeo: Bulls have ruined my life
[+8] u/puffinnbluffin: This shit is absolutely crazy
[+8] u/FinishWarm1746: made 1k on calls and bought a put convinced there would be a sell off. gave it right back, holy sshit
[+8] u/Lurk_Maximus: Made enough money today, I no longer have to buy them 3-n-1 bady wash. I can afford 3 different bottles.
[+8] u/NoRiskNoGainz: SMCI could literally get caught committing fraud and still go up…. Oh wait.
[+8] u/SamuelBiggs: Probably just buy and hold some index funds for 30 years
[+8] u/No_Fig_7835: 2026 stock market: "Its all computer"
[+8] u/EarthsYawner: I’ve been a bear sitting on 150k cash for the past couple of days. I finally relented and threw 100k into DRAM and 50k into MU. So I’m sure I’ll lose it all now
[+8] u/dzjay: This market is unstoppable, a fucking money printing machine
[+8] u/le_pedal: imagine being some fucking mid-level engineer working at NVDA or AMD the last 10 years quietly being awarded a few grand worth of shares per year as part of your bonus - suddenly you're an accidental multi-millionare.
[+8] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Holy F after market going psychotic lol
[+7] u/tomato232: RDDT $500, ORCL $500, MSFT $800 EOY 🚀🚀🚀
Strong, profitable, growing businesses—currently on sale.
[+7] u/jakeisarake: Holding nvda is depressing
[+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: WTF I thought earnings was good? Why are we red? I can't believe THEY are doing this!
Don't mind me, just practicing for when AMD flips red at 9:29 am tomorrow
[+7] u/spac420: Su Bae looking like a snack w that new bbl
[+7] u/bigartoctopolis: I should have bought more calls for tommorow yikes
[+7] u/music_is_gud: GOOG Shrek dicking for no reason coz why not LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/Beercules1993: Our ancestors had to risk their lives just to find food and water and we are trying to get rich touching a glass screen while taking a shit LMAO🤌
[+7] u/K1n9-K0n9: https://preview.redd.it/d5y8cxx2udzg1.png?width=1192&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d9e9ef0c852afc3808ad57cdc29bd4a33ed1352
[+7] u/hiphopanonomos: Sndk can't continue like this everyday I've seen this before
[+7] u/Ok_Advantage_8153: I had calls on the last AMD results and got buttfucked hard. Grats to the winners this time around.
[+7] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: historical mother of all crashes wen?
[+7] u/Alternative_Rule6208: Who is piling into NVDA calls thinking it is due to make INTC/AMD like moves.
[+7] u/NotMe357: AMD pump after Earning. Don't use logic in this market. Just buy the dips lol
[+7] u/I_pop_Jardiance: Holy shit, Lisa Su...take it easy on the bers. They're already dead!!
[+7] u/Distinct_Car7737: If you are not making money you are dumb as fuck.
[+7] u/jerm2z: All these stocks soaring and flying high and I managed to pick fucking MSFT
[+7] u/theInquisitivePanda: This market is creating a lot of millionaires:)
[+7] u/mehmilani: Jensen's cousin's killing it.
[+7] u/NeverDeltaNeutral: Bought some SPX puts today because the market seems frothy. Presume I’ll get blown out but that’s vibe trading for ya
[+7] u/Legendary-Lemon: So literally every single semiconductor stock is pumping except for NVDA? You can’t make this shit up
[+7] u/codespyder: How tf did you idiots look at INTC’s earnings and think “yeah, puts on AMD”?
[+7] u/Delubyo06: Im too lazy. I just buy DRAM
[+7] u/S0Anon: "no one went broke taking profit" I say watching my 3x go to 10x after I sold
[+7] u/svpa3991: Just replace all of mag 7 except google with semis and memory stocks
[+7] u/KeyInstruction641: *They're selling picks and shovels in epic amounts. What happens when they find out there is no gold?*
[+6] u/wtf_is_going_on_now: Su Bae, don't fuck up the earnings call now.
[+6] u/acqz: Feels toppy. I've been saying this for weeks now, but today is different. I feel it in my balls...
[+6] u/RuthlessWolf: We going higher tomorrow
[+6] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: There's gotta be something that's lurking on Ai that hasn't popped 10,000% already. But what is it. WHAT IS IT?
[+6] u/FullTard2000: if you are losing money all the time
try going to YouTube and type in “circus clown music” and hit play before you log into your brokerage
doesn’t help with profitability or anything but really sets the mood right
[+6] u/Alternative_Rule6208: Am I overthinking or is this normal market behavior. I wasn't even nervous when tarrifs were paused in Apr 2025.
[+6] u/jakeisarake: Sndk can't stop won't stop
[+6] u/sylphvanas: All in puts. Fuck you bulls
[+6] u/BrownDog42069: mstr looking strong with that net margin of… negative 10,000 percent
[+6] u/CD274: Wow advanced money destroyer title dead?
[+6] u/NaiveMercury: Wondering when money will finally rotate from hardware to my shit MAG7
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: I made one hundred million thousand dollars today
# ☹️
And, and, and I live in a MANSION
# ☹️
And I have one billion cars, and they're all racecars
[+6] u/Salty-Bid1597: War is over. For the 32nd time.
[+6] u/Feisty-Basis7903: SP big resistance at 725, once she blows past that, it’s onward and upward to $750
[+6] u/Educational-Word1169: If Trump dnt press de nuclear button, im a dead bear
[+6] u/Dbx84: AMD and this historic run needs to be studied….
[+6] u/le_pedal: It makes sense to go all-in on NVDA tomorrow morning right? i say this as someone who's pretty neutral on NVDA
[+6] u/Objective_Back_2581: The Big Short was the last time stonks made any sense
[+6] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: So the war is over and won, Epic Fury is mission accomplished.
And by that they mean they're just switching the name from from Operation Epic Fury to Project Freedom, where they bring in even more naval vessels, and start blowing up shit again.
And by blowing up shit again, they mean it's still totally a ceasefire and aren't at war, they are just more forceful about peace and ceasefires.
So there's totally no violation of the 60 day deadline.
[+6] u/ActPowerful7001: All I need is 10000% to get back to half way of where I was help me
[+6] u/Snoo_78242: Does anyone else read SNDK as “Sundick”?
[+6] u/seanws30: i buy calls it goes down, i buy puts it goes up. subscribe to my tiktok channel and inverse me
[+6] u/housemouse431: for a second i thought i saw a red candle on MU but that was the blood gushing from my eye regretting i sold some of my shares for profit this AM
[+6] u/Country_Gravy420: Iran was like, "we didn't attack UAE, we were aiming for US bases"
US does nothing.
Wtf?
[+6] u/Accomplished_Job5938: I know the SNDK train has to stop at some point but holy shid gang how long can a long put be
[+6] u/DragonFruit-_-777: Bears loved to fear monger so much they got reversed uno and wrecked
[+6] u/bb483: Only oil that matters is baby oil 😏
[+6] u/SteveStacks: GOOG too cheap. Needs to be at 100 p/e
[+6] u/I_pop_Jardiance: Jfc....Su Bae coming for bers souls like Shang Tsung...
[+6] u/baadllama_ghost: NVDA earnings are May 27th
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+6] u/SilentExtinction: AMD up 100% from March lows, and it was overvalued back then.
[+6] u/bobby_stackz: Why the fuck didn't I buy more MU
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: So in the future you won’t have money but fucking tokens! Use tokens in your job in order to get more tokens as a salary. The people who have more tokens will be able to generate more revenue because IT IS ALL COMPUTER. Such a wonderful concept of a world. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER.
[+5] u/ev01ution: I can’t believe i put money into shit company like MSFT. Should have went all in on SNDK.
[+5] u/Phams2cool: Juicy ASTS dip right here
[+5] u/bendersd: This party is great but I am a littler nervous it's about to turn into the opening rave scene in Blade...
[+5] u/cryptohorn: Diesel over $6??? Big oooof
[+5] u/nickb527: I am become regard, the destroyer of my portfolio
[+5] u/Large-Cantaloupe-460: why is NVDA not moving?! genuine question
[+5] u/Disastrous_Cicada_41: atp it's my own fault i'm losing money for buying puts in this market
[+5] u/kemar7856: Noooooooo amd you were fucking red
[+5] u/lebronkahn: Can anyone care to tell me why Google is pumping?
[+5] u/your_mom_loves_me69: Riding ORCL back to 320
[+5] u/aqjingson: Amd wow, deserves new name “advanced money doubling”
[+5] u/financiallythriving: About 2 more years of straight pumping before a 20% dip then 15 years of straight pumping again
[+5] u/early-retirement-plz: Holy shit, Charles Liang sounds like Mr Miyagi
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: The QQQ 1 month chart is insane
[+5] u/NiceOwner: Might as well bag hold and never sell, case in point INTEL.
[+5] u/bemeandnotyou: fml, there is only one way to stop the semis rally.👈
[+5] u/Intelligent_Top3072: all this seems completely surreal while iran war is still not resolved. I hope for the Software comeback.
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Imagine consistently losing money going short but instead of changing your trading strategy since you think you are right and the market is wrong, you continue going short and lose even more money faster and then cry about it
[+5] u/widerdog: AMD 400, PLTR 200, NVTS 30
[+5] u/GenitalWartHogg: Just when I think SNDK won’t go any higher, it goes higher. Y’all don’t make me buy calls
[+5] u/FullTard2000: my hedge against inflation is an overpriced shoebox condo that I’m already down 20% on
see ya later poors
[+5] u/Zestyclose_Phrase667: F U WSB, you told me AMD go down,
Sold calls
[+5] u/XxVarolzxX: Anyone else miss the custom emotes? I think about them like an old lover
[+5] u/captain_casino: this shit is damn near fergalicious
[+5] u/Actual_Difference617: Bears have the personality of Neil Degrasse Tyson. Including me.
[+5] u/tessie_trades: SO EVRYTHING MOVES BUT NVIDIA ,PLTR ,TSLA AND META, GUESS WHO HAS ALL THESE :(
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: If you see these dogs in the front yard just know upstairs I'm going hard
# Bing bong
[+5] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: SMCI was obvious to me because it tanked due to the weird smuggling stuff. Market would see a company still doing huge numbers regardless = market think undervalued = 🚀
[+5] u/zurijer: Semi leaps for puts will print big time for the end of 2028
[+5] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Isn’t Apple due for a huge run too 🤔?
[+5] u/xeuropa: AMD Lisa is cooking 🧑🍳🚀
[+5] u/NotRobotNFL: Being early and being wrong are the same thing
[+5] u/Icommandyou: SNDK should stock split
[+5] u/StandardDot5115: Always Making Dollars
[+5] u/Put3socks-in-it: I learned about Sandisk on Sunday morning. I didn’t buy yesterday. I didn’t buy today at open, I bought (one full beautiful share) about an hour later. Still somehow already up 5% even after it’s gone 30% in the last week so I’m happy. Here’s to it going up even more! 🍻
[+5] u/optionsCone: They’re saying AMD is in talks to buyout NVIDIA in an all stock deal
[+5] u/Intelligent_Top3072: everytime i think about options and leverage i simply revisit wsb, works perfectly
[+5] u/weewoowewoooo: MU just never stops lmfao holy shit
[+5] u/mehmilani: NVDA gon lose another 2% tomorrow, innit?
[+5] u/Nysyk: How does every semi run in sympathy of each other's earnings but things are never priced in still lmao. You can't convince me we aren't in pure euphoria
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: When do we buy puts in sandisk lol
[+5] u/G-IDIOTTHEMAN: SMCI heard my prayers
[+5] u/moneyful: Got a 31.5 SMCI Weekly lets gooo
[+5] u/suizman: Charles Liang cooked the books once again. Yessss
[+5] u/BecomingSavior: It's not called advanced money destroyer for nothing
[+5] u/trollboter: Stocks. Only. Go. Up!
[+5] u/SteveStacks: The amd curse has been broken
[+5] u/RAHMOOO2: I SOLD AMD, IT WILL GO UP
[+5] u/Effective_Put_5209: High-Yield Savings Account.
[+5] u/Dangerous_Bed_6785: It already exists, it’s called POET
[+18] u/Such_Coin: Jesus fuck- did amd announce AI sex bots that can open the straight of hormuz??
[+16] u/DarkR124: Fuck it I’m full porting memory and chip stocks. If the AI bubble pops it’ll take the economy with it and we’ll be out here fighting for water Mad Max style.
My port getting wiped will be the least of my worries.
[+15] u/cheatlkeachamp: Full porting MU and SNDK tomorrow buy your puts
[+14] u/Crackbot420-69: AMD’s market cap increased 85 billion, because they made $147 million dollars extra this quarter.
[+12] u/Bichael-Murry: this is ridiculous, honestly
[+12] u/plumpypenguin: # BREAKING: AMD announces acquisition of NVDA in half stock, half cash deal LMAO
[+12] u/According-Page8618: crazy i hope for a +1% week on msft meta while every semi stock does +3% during AH and +10% during the day
[+12] u/Chickychickybooboo: Bought AMD puts at close, fuck
[+12] u/ThatGuyCalledEric: 🚨🚨**BREAKING NEWS: CEO OF SANDISK (SNDK) ANNOUNCED THAT THE COMPANY WILL BE PURCHASING THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ. NEW SUPREME LEADER OF IRAN WELCOMES THIS HISTORIC MOVE**🚨🚨
[+12] u/Improv13: AMD has added 73 billion in market cap after hours. If you cannot see that as a sign of an extremely overvalued market, you are blind.
[+11] u/No_Stand5622: Lisa su is signing jensen huang tit now
[+11] u/NeuroManXy: I am a bull but this run up in semiconductor and memory stocks is just pure BS
[+11] u/FelwintersLie: Yeah I’m taking my AMD profits and going home this is cray.
[+10] u/plumpypenguin: # if my stock doesn’t go up 20% in one day I don’t want it 😤😤😤
[+10] u/baconography: Anyone here remember how for fucking ages AMD was married to 100?
[+10] u/wenxuan2: The new mag4 will be Intc, sndk, mu, amd.
[+9] u/Miker1730: my gosh this bubble is going to get so big
[+9] u/dmitrious: Advanced money quadrupler
[+9] u/Ermahgerd_Sterks: $30k AMD put guy is destroyed. DEAD. GONE.
[+9] u/BFox1982: Some people make autism their whole personality.
[+9] u/Nonreality-tees-lol: Amd sndk mu, the holy trinity
[+9] u/justlosinmoney: AMD about to double over night lmfao
[+9] u/justlosinmoney: The amount of people shorting AMD HAD TO BE SOO HIGH LMAO
[+9] u/babar_the_elephant_: Buying amd at $410 expecting profits is full degen
[+9] u/Arabian_Goggles_: AMD barely beats goes up 20%. Nvidia beats and goes down 10% lmao
[+9] u/shutnr: 12% a day is the new average return of investing
[+9] u/FrostingCreepy7723: Jesse Livermore grew up poor, made four fortunes, and lost them all. He made 100 million shorting the 1929 crash. Multiple marriages, yachts, and eventually committed suicide. Basically the greatest trader of all time. Read Jesse Livermore to start making money in the market.
[+9] u/FelwintersLie: Accidental Money Doubler
[+8] u/stupidber: My only regert is not buying the dip even harder
[+8] u/mikeytho1: SNDK to 200 by end of summer
After they announce 10 for 1 split
[+8] u/timetopractice: Imagine seeing every hardware name go bonkers and deciding to get AMD puts 😂😂😂 bers
[+8] u/justlosinmoney: Jesus the sndk calls I book marked are disgustingly up right now
[+8] u/Neel_Crashkari: The MU situation is crazy
[+8] u/jaydacosta: Being a bear in this market is stupid.
[+8] u/hv876: When Lisa Su shows her Asian cannons she really shows them.
[+8] u/dmitrious: Sold AMD at 180 after buying at 80 lmao
[+8] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: Advanced Money Dispenser. Maybe, “they” will buy E-Bay. It’s on the website.
[+8] u/maximuminimum: #Is Lisa stripping on call live? Tf is going on?
[+8] u/plumpypenguin: at this rate AMD could announce a 10:1 stock split and still reach $200 before NVDA LMAO 🤌
[+8] u/PalpitationSmooth992: everything is being sold to pump chips into the stratosphere
nothing will ever top this FOMO
[+8] u/i_goon_to_tomboys___: i wonder what Michael Burry is thinking right now
[+8] u/qrqrafafzvzv: Lol, the fomo is real. Rotation out of Mag 7 and into these semiconductor bags.
[+8] u/ggtfcjj: Is this how the dotcom bubble felt? If so, then it's AMAZING!!!
[+8] u/UnholyTrigon: AMD bears at 4:15 were funny asf I’m ngl
[+8] u/oliver2022: brother PLEASE, I need to see screenshots of the regards who bought AMD puts
[+8] u/Far-Requirement9180: Chips stonks 100% returns in one month. GUH lol
[+7] u/misslemonadeee: what the fuck man amd has always crashed after earnings
my PLTR crashed after earnings
i avoided AMD calls
get fucked
[+7] u/TheEminence27: Wtf is up with all these memory stocks. I know the moment I buy in this shit will tank hard.
[+7] u/dumbest-bastard: Feeling cute, might fuck everything up later
[+7] u/7fingersDeep: Everyone knew AMD $400c were the answer. Right?
[+7] u/Retaining-Wall: Advanced Mega Dickenergy
[+7] u/Downtown_Shoulder638: Sold amd at 110 after 30% profit feels bad man
[+7] u/RonBlake: That was the blow off top… ok no that was the blow off top… ok but this has to be the blow off top… wait no here comes the blow off top… ok that was the blow off top… repeat x3-5 years
[+7] u/FullCopy: The Zuck went full retard with his AI dreams. Now, he has lay more people off.
[+7] u/AGigatonicxs: I got anet calls instead of amd 🤡
[+7] u/coloredzebra: SNDK is fucking retarded.
Already at the next biggest GEX at $1450, $1500 next biggest strike. Shit probably gets there tomorrow honestly
$1600 by Friday?
[+7] u/Coloradospruce33: At this pace MU going to pass 1 Trillion market cap next week and AMD the week after
[+7] u/kim82352: msft -2% tomorrow, as usual.
[+7] u/OnlyBols: I joked sndk would hit 2000. now im scared
[+7] u/DrunknHamster: Lisa Su can JP Morgan me
[+7] u/baconography: I bought a MU put.
I did y'all this favor.
Please donate a coffee to my Patreon page.
[+7] u/ithastogoupfromhere: and I laughed about AMD as it was around 90
[+7] u/Comfortable_Oil6642: My port is PLTR, ONDS and ASTS.
FeelsBadMan
[+7] u/Dongkey_kong: Is now a good time to buy more AMD?
[+7] u/jijitalk: Jesus fucking christ I really fucking suck at this.
[+7] u/InitiativeGlum2507: Probably some of the worst FOMO I've experience in 15 years of jerking off into my own face
[+7] u/ActuatorHot8514: FOMO is at an ath rn
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: These gain posts are crazy
[+7] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: Congrats you're part of the biggest bubble in history bulls🥳
[+7] u/potato111a: ADVANCED. MONEY. DUPLICATORRRR LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/Visible_Ad6287: After all this pumping everything still looks undervalued!!
[+7] u/LossMax: If you lost big today don't rush to make your next move. You'll lose more
[+7] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Did Sue Bae join OF. Holy molly
[+7] u/deathlyharry: bears will triple down tomorrow lmao
[+7] u/sl3azebag: DRAM to 100 end of month. Believe it.
[+7] u/LossMax: Had my dad buy 1,700 shares of amd at $114. I look like a genius but really I'm regarded af
[+6] u/Imgoin2brich: This market is playing musical chairs
NVDA pumped 15% then dropped 10% in legit 2 days
Not AMD is up what 30% while NVDA is down after hours
Everything is just money hopping around. None of these are actually holding their gains
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: NVDA and MSFT, red everyday. Allergic to green
[+6] u/Any_Bluebird1765: Silver has to go up my wife needs a better boyfriend
[+6] u/sl3azebag: How the FUCK are you losing money!
[+6] u/greenchaos: amd has a full year profit of 5b. nvda has a fy profit of 100b
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: HAHAH EVERYONE IS HAVING SO MUCH FUN AND MAKING SO MUCH MONEY RN
HAHHAHAH
except ber
[+6] u/FalseDiamond7930: I feel so old, I remember when $100 was enough to buy a share of AMD
[+6] u/barelyreadsenglish: Where is all this money coming from? Its not a rotation from other markets everything is ath and exponentially increasing.
[+6] u/TinyDelegation: im not even gonna lie fellas if i was fuck you rich id be playing naked freakoff leapfrog with a bunch of bad bitches
[+6] u/Parking-Area4090: https://preview.redd.it/p1h6no2f8ezg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0c361c00e09a326d5b2d543895da8a72ceacbc5
RIP bears
[+6] u/internetf1fan: Can't belive I had amd shares at 6 and sold at 12.
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: Micron taking me to Valhalla. Is this how it feels to win
[+6] u/Berto_: Account at all time high and still feeling fomo....
[+6] u/WolfOfVaasankatu: My average on AMD is 169,69. Hold from last summer but now it seems I have to cash out shit is ridiculous.
[+6] u/noahmfs: I chicken out on buying 10k on calls on AMD and look at that shit flying I would have 100k already at this prices
[+6] u/i_goon_to_tomboys___: being a bear at this point is an humilliation ritual
[+6] u/No_Bet_2764: boomer stocks dying for new ones to pump .
[+6] u/Neel_Crashkari: Bers making ramen w hotdog water
[+6] u/1ncehost: Jesus fucking christ my calls are going to print so hard
[+6] u/LabyrinthLayers: Is this the blowoff top
[+6] u/Joonypoo: Sandisk will eclipse Microsoft market cap in due time
[+6] u/TheSauce69: Su Bae’s massive cannons
[+6] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: After tonight, I think bears will never dare to short again.
\#bullistheway
[+6] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Even if Hormuz reopened today, it would take 65+ weeks for gas prices to return to pre-closure levels
But we don’t need to worry about that because Hormuz will never reopen
[+6] u/Status-Net2947: The AMD, MU, SNDK Pump reminds of NVDA a few years ago.
[+6] u/Retaining-Wall: #WE'RE OFFERING HALF SURF, HALF TURF; IT'S ON THE MENU.
[+6] u/Mathguy200: Fuck every motherfucking part of NVDA not even breaking $200 today… it’s all fucked and I’m fucked with it
[+6] u/Academic_Lock_1699: Nana guy was the prophet and we all laughed about him, the stock Jesus 😄
[+6] u/Apprehensive-Dig-134: Hahaha sold that shit. Bought MU 🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/ggtfcjj: What about memory stocks?
[+6] u/Nic12312: AMD is literally generational money…
[+6] u/AlrightChat: SNDK keeps rising after every consolidation
[+6] u/Hussle_Crowe: Since SNDK goes up 20% every single day absolutely risk free as an infallible law of the universe, I should be able to retire in a few months with this $5 bill I found in old jacket
[+5] u/wenxuan2: hmm.. not yet. Need another 100% on all stocks then maybe
[+5] u/Joonypoo: Microsoft is such a piece of shit LOOOL
[+5] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: People are angry they missed out on amd and memory. Imagine the people shorting it LOL. That should make you feel a teansy Weansy bit better
[+5] u/InitiativeGlum2507: I remember buying AMD $2
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: Soooo SPY $730 tomorrow?
[+5] u/InitiativeGlum2507: At this point, it's time to get religious, all I can do is pray HPQ start selling semiconductors
[+5] u/dontslambro: Im all for the amazing run but I do feel like there will be a reckoning.
[+5] u/Comfortable733: AMD building fabs in space or something?
[+5] u/LeakMyBigBowls: AMD straight shreking
[+5] u/dmitrious: If you bought AMD a month ago you would of doubled your money
[+5] u/MrLebouwski: Semis pumping each other up for weeks now. There comes a time for puts but it’s certainly NOT now
[+5] u/Humble_Chemical_5463: Where are the Cash$ crew??🙄😂
[+5] u/Dornitz: QQQ 800 EOY I GUESS 😭😭😭😭
[+5] u/_hopkins: Thank God! I had enough brain cells left to not buy AMD puts
[+5] u/Legitimate-Ranger-94: We need another Nana prophecy bro
[+5] u/stuntondeezh0es: The circle jerking will continue until morale improves
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: I’m a 🐻 even I’m sad 😭
[+5] u/ez399017: So glad I put 70% of my port into MU
[+5] u/Coogiez: I shorted amd at 200 how am I doong
[+5] u/TinyDelegation: DEAR GOD AMD. I WISH I PLAYED EARNINGS. SOMEBODY GO CHECK ON THE 30K PUT GUY
[+5] u/LegendLobster: SNDK going nuclear ☢️ 10%+ every day! Why didn’t I get more
[+5] u/Obvious_Coconut_8432: It wasn’t even that big of a beat lol
[+5] u/perceptive_AI: ServiceNow CEO looks like the Bogdanoff twins
[+5] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: Take NVDA out of the S&P and put INTC back
[+5] u/Financial_Desk4268: Can Amd hit 450 tomorrow
[+5] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Just realized it’s taco tuesday on cinco de mayo
[+5] u/GnarClinic: Get RDDT to 200$ then we can talk
[+5] u/cbusoh66: People still trust what SMCI reports?
[+5] u/OnlyOneBT: Sold SMCI before earnings. Still took about 30% gain on the position but it hurts to miss out on another 20%...
Guess that's the casino for you.
[+5] u/Senpai_Slime: Bro Groupon is 60% sold short right now? Q1 earnings are either gonna be insane or lethal lol
[+5] u/qrqrafafzvzv: Semiconductor and AI are jerking each other off. Just pumping each day. I know the bers are gey. But, we buls may be on teh spectrum.
[+5] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: amd put regards are so fucked
[+5] u/LexAeterna27: I hate this regarded market
[+5] u/Miker1730: literally everything is pumping, but microslop, when will you people just short the thing
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: I have zero skin in the game anymore in this regarded chip mania insane pump because I sold everything a week ago. Fuck lol
[+5] u/ziggyho: Top 20 company in market cap being up 20% after hours reminds me a little bit like irrational exuberance
[+5] u/powertrippingmod67: # AMD $690 EOY OR I EAT MY HAT
[+5] u/A_Chair_Bear: This smci graph is biblical
[+5] u/UnholyTrigon: Should we feel bad for bears ?
[+5] u/Sea_Condition_6999: SNDK up another 2% AH
[+5] u/BigBllrrdBuffet: All time highs and the macro environment hasn’t changed at all
[+5] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Its going to 1000 imo
[+5] u/justlosinmoney: My 530 AMD calls being resurrected
[+5] u/thedyslexicdetective: Amd, MU, NVDA, SNDK . All stocks WSB had recommended . If people just held shares over always going all in on weeklies almost everyone here would be millionaires
[+5] u/Huge-Percentage993: Sandisk damn near 40x-50x in the past year lol
[+5] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: Buying sndk must be what it felt like when the boomers bought their primary residence and 2 vacation homes in Florida with their yearly salary
[+5] u/Ok_Importance9886: ASTS you bitch make space data centers already
[+5] u/WorkingCorrect1062: Holy shit AMD and INTC
Fucking cpu are back in fashion
[+5] u/touuuuhhhny: Let me guess: SNDK was obvious and everyone in here got a 40 bagger?
[+5] u/fuckitimneeting: Yes. Yes, it’s possible and I am proof.
[+27] u/BlackKnightsOptions: What the actual fuck is happening lol
[+20] u/PaxDev: So we’re pumping on nothing actually changing? lol
[+20] u/Knarre30: This shit feels like watching a drug addict whose always chasing the next dose. We pumped about "project freedom" cause they escorted 2 ships out of the strait. Now we pump cause it ends.
If china invades Taiwan we would pump because of a future ceasefire in this market.
[+18] u/HeavyArmsJin: Getting a lobotomy so I can make money in this market moving on
[+18] u/sanmar2225: #”this is the top for sure” -everyone everyday
[+16] u/Rawkstonks: So the strait is closed and we pump more???
So when we have no idea wtf is going on that is bullish
Ok got it
[+14] u/Datsyuk131313: I am a fucking pathetic ~~investor~~ gambler. Congrats to Sandisk and AMD holders.
Fixed.
[+13] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: This is fucking insane lmao. "FORWARD LOOKING MARKET" that literally does not apply here
[+12] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: A crazy draw shown from oil inventories and an hour later a mutual stoppage of a operation that was going to open the straight is ended and reverts to nothing going through… aaand oil is down you can’t make this shit up lmao
[+12] u/RegardMode: 🥭: Great progress made on peace deal
Also 🥭: Block will remain in place
Also 🥭: Project Freedom will be paused
[+12] u/Nubesrojas7: Shout out to everyone that has stayed short. me included. We’re bleeding rn it’s alright
[+12] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: The Bulls in here are just as retarded as the Bears at this point. I'm just holding.
[+11] u/PicklesAreTight: On April 6th I sold two $400 MU 07/17 calls for $3200 a piece. I made 100% on them. Those same calls are now $28,700 a piece. WTF bro.
[+11] u/Pikachu4720: Guess which idiot shorted sndk, me
[+11] u/__nameless____: Bruh, oil dropped like a rock after that 🌮, but the blockade is still going on which mean no situation about the oil crisis change, wtf?
[+10] u/LouieM13: Market genuinely didn’t give a fuck about the blockade and now we pump on this
[+10] u/Fernyfern7: Oil down because the straight is still closed?
[+10] u/Kobe_Fan: Escorting ships is bullish, tacoing out of escorting ships is also bullish
[+10] u/DragonflyOrdinary848: Panic buy when everyone else is greedy
[+10] u/CurrentRoutine7392: 🍋: Announcing Project Freedom
Spy +1%
🍋: Announcing End to Project Freedom 2 days later
Spy +1%
[+9] u/Spy300: >EXPLOSIONS WERE HEARD ON QESHM ISLAND, BANDAR ABBAS, AND BUSHEHR - IRANIAN MEDIA
[+9] u/caughtinthought: SPY really blew past 700 and said 800 next didn't it
[+9] u/Summerdaysengineer: Fuck man, barely made money on this memory run. I bought MSFT instead
[+9] u/l34ch_r: Doesn't cancelling Project Freedom mean no ships will pass? Isn't that bearish??
[+9] u/Got_Engineers: The most disgusting part is that the stupid fucking market dumped right until options closed at 2:15pm. The market has moved a full percent since option market is closed. Anyone that bought puts like myself have been instantly owned as always. From the market moving a 1% after it closes lol
Volatility is already been crushed like a little fucking bug . And here it is getting crushed again.
[+9] u/Spy300: WEVE INCREASED THE BLOCKADE OF THE BLOCKADE
>TRUMP: IRAN, U.S. HAVE MUTUALLY AGREED THAT, WHILE BLOCKADE WILL REMAIN IN FULL FORCE AND EFFECT, PROJECT FREEDOM ( MOVEMENT OF SHIPS THROUGH STRAIT OF HORMUZ) WILL BE PAUSED FOR A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME TO SEE WHETHER OR NOT AGREEMENT CAN BE FINALIZED AND SIGNED
[+9] u/ImLemonized: I don't care that I sold MU for $126 last year
I hate money anyway
[+9] u/b1gb0n312: I guess I should just be happy with my index fund returns of 0.8% a day
[+9] u/Spy300: Scripted
- Do a few weeks of a fake ceasefire / peace talks
- Get the puppet fed chair confirmed during the ceasefire
- Have the full Senate vote the during the ceasefire <--- (**you are here**)
- Blow up kharg island, or invade, or start a Iranian revolution, and send WTI to 150
- Puppet fed chair cuts to 1% after initially hiking 25 bps to establish credibility
✅️ This is how you devalue your debt via **financial repression**.
[+9] u/StonksInvesteur: Project Freedom cancelled on Tuesday. TACO Tuesday is real like every fucking Tuesday since Iran war
[+9] u/PNWPlayZ: AMD was at 182 a month ago! lmao
[+9] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Oh look we are pumping on oil news for the 100th time even though we never dump on bad news. WTF is this market
[+9] u/SmoresPies: how much longer can this shit run? all these charts look absolutely fucking stupid
[+9] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: Market in full on crayon eating mode
[+9] u/Forward-Ad5608: I must be the stupidest fucker on WSB. Have held MSFT since Feb 2026. Attempts to recoup my losses today trading oil, took every trade the wrong way, culminating on going long 5 minutes before Trumps tweet. I don't think anyone has ever lost this much during a historic bull run.
[+9] u/Haunting-Window-5125: If this isnt a blow off top idk what is lmao
[+9] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: Crude is at 100.0 and the chart looks uh, goofy to say the least. They can't seriously think we believe the oil prices just dropped because of a tweet right? Do mango and Bessent not know we all can see that the last shipment from Hormuz arrived today? I'm holding oil longs for the rest of the year if I have to. They're going to literally double lmao.
[+9] u/nebuloushazybull: Jesus fucking Christ. AMD has gamma squeezed past all 20 option calls above its last traded price right before market close. Even the cheapest far OTM calls ($50-$100/contract) will be worth at minimum $1K each by tomorrow. Fuck you and congrats.
[+9] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Am I the only one who lose money on here
[+9] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: Stay safe out there guys. I am laying in hospital after a suicide attempt following a major trading loss. I ruined my life and will propably never recover mentally.
[+9] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: That’s called an entry
[+8] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: Tonight's sell off is going to be historic. As soon as it hits 8PM, AMD is going to sell off like no tomorrow. Reminds me of when ASML pumped 11% on earnings and then opened red LMAO.
[+8] u/itsnotshade: We pump on project freedom because it signals the strait is open
Then we pump when we cancel it because it’s dovish and pro peace talks
[+8] u/jayxmor: ⚠ BREAKING: Trump: Iran, US mutually agree to pause Project Freedom shipping movement through Strait of Hormuz while blockade stays in full effect.
LMAO TACO TUESDAY ON CINCO DE MAYO
[+8] u/ktempo: At this point I feel like you’re just losing money if you’re not in MU or SNDK…
[+8] u/ChickenYip: pretty sure project freedom was a failure and theyre jus trying twist it,, lolll
[+8] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: WE ARE IN THE ROARING TWENTIES!!!! IN CASE YOU ARE STILL CONFUSED YOU STUPID FUCKING BEARS.
[+8] u/Nudge55: DEMAND FOR OIL FALLING AT THE HIGHEST RATE IN HISTORY AFTER COVID
and bers still buying oil calls when we're moving to electrification at insane rates
[+8] u/Mean_Yesterday_7981: Literally nothing left to buy after this week
[+8] u/Nero23x: Iv been staring at candles for the last two hours send help 😭💀
Suffering from too Much Shrek
[+8] u/looool_k_libtard: Bought $40 Sandisk 2027 puts back in September and deleted my account. Company is a dying brand in a computerless world. I’ll log back in December to see my millions.
[+8] u/odity9: Taking my AMD+SNDK profits at open to all in ARM. You dont have to be a genius to read the room.
[+8] u/Fancy_Goat685: So if bad news is good news does that mean good news is bad news?
[+8] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: feels like 1999. and everyone in grad school thought about dropping out to trade.
[+8] u/tombrady011235: Operation Cum Sock about to commence
[+8] u/BoomerSharkBoy: HOW IS EVERYTHING UP OVERNIGHT
[+8] u/xxkupkakexx: holy shit we bout to get a deal, we're close to a deal, war is gonna be over "soon"...for the 10000th time. Can't wait til the next time the war is about to be over next week
[+7] u/eastcoastsomeone: What in the actual fuck is going on?
[+7] u/Delicious_Put_5857: market up on pausing the initiative to move ships through the strait is too funny man
[+7] u/manginamonologues: this war has ended 87 times.
[+7] u/Big_Instruction9922: Will someone please explain to me wtf this means?
"Trump: Iran, U.S. mutually agree to pause Project Freedom shipping movement through Strait of Hormuz while blockade stays in full effect" .
Sounds like trump gave up.
[+7] u/IntrepidToday0: Borrowing $500k from retirement for calls tomorrow on semis
[+7] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: “Mutually agree to pause project freedom while the blockade remains in effect” what the fuck does that even mean
[+7] u/Wild_Boy_: What the actual fucking circus
[+7] u/Warmake: Most regarded market in existence
[+7] u/taiyab-raja: Whoever has serious positions in semis better start trimming.
[+7] u/Knarre30: The usual buzzwords: "Deal, final, negotiations going well, some country begs him to stop". Remembers me of the two dumbest guys in school that would repeat the same mistake over and over again.
[+7] u/KidneyFailure: Spy 728 calls looking pretty good for tomorrow
[+7] u/EasyBoard9971: why oil dropping on stopping ship escorts?
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: Data centers need more memory so they will soon send out drones to collect human brains. Hide yo kids
[+7] u/sn-063: Advanced money destroyer no more
[+7] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: This is approaching 2021 levels of regardation
[+7] u/Few_Egg3567: I'm holding msft still just out of principle
[+7] u/wright_on_: I have the power to stop SNDK by buying 2.5 shares. But I refuse.
[+7] u/ActivatingEMP: Why the fuck did oil crash again. We're crashing on fake projects being cancelled that were never going to be done and that wouldn't improve the situation anyways
[+7] u/crazyeugene: Can daddy Jenson show his cannons on onlyfans to help nvda holdering regards?
[+7] u/Small-Maintenance-65: This is what AI trading looks like. Important people tweet some bullshit after hours and the market moves as needed. Cool.
[+7] u/Snoo-95676: Fullporting into SMCI ..
[+7] u/jazzgrackle: AMD gonna be running tomorrow
[+7] u/Delicious_Put_5857: >API Inventory Moves 05/05
>Crude Oil -8.1 million (exp. -2.8 million)
Gasoline -6.1 million
Distillates -4.6 million
Cushing -1 million
SPR -5.2 million
crazy stuff
[+7] u/Provolone-Jones: The US is going to COMPLETELY DRAIN the SPR in A MATTER OF MONTHS. I am crashing the fuck out.
[+7] u/patelchief90: am i the only one who feels bigly fomo everyday for missing out on google MU sandisk intel and amd? every fucking day
[+7] u/McClintockC: #BERS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: I miss the days of pumping flying car stocks
[+7] u/JohanLiebert92: SanDisk is a fucking animal man, goddamn 5% after hours. What a beast
[+7] u/BeepBoopDep: Semiconductors PUMPING 🦅🦅🦅🦅except nvda 😂😂😂
[+6] u/GrassOrAss954: There’s being bullish….and then there’s whatever the hell this is lol. We’re gonna need a new name.
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Lmao how many times are we gonna hear great progress with Iran
[+6] u/Knarre30: Amd,MU,SDNK up 20% lol. And we pump again over the 100th "deal" on a 🌮 tuesday. This feels so unreal.
[+6] u/Chemical-Coconut-203: Maintaining the blockade sounds like bad news to me. But I am a regard.
*takes a bite out of crayon*
[+6] u/wattap: Nearing peak euphoria
[+6] u/RegardMode: all the stock i bought is red. Fuck you jensen, i hope you rip your jackets
[+6] u/thrillho145: Fomo on MU also at ATH
[+6] u/NazgulSandwich: Guys... The war is over.... the last 15 times the fat man said it was over it completely wasn't but this time..... its over....
[+6] u/No-Improvement3164: It’s interesting how these data centers don’t seem to need any building materials. Just Chips Electricity and Cat Backhoes/bulldozers
[+6] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: lol.. the escorts missions are paused as per 🥭. (Not that it was a success anyways - no tanker took the offer)
So.. back to square one. Strait is still closed.
Indexes back to ATH.
[+6] u/MrBlueEyedFox: Sndk should have gotten the BULL ticker instead of webull
[+6] u/Glittering_Water3645: AMD announcement: Lisa Su joins onlyfans
Bullish
[+6] u/ecoburner87: this is bizarre doublespeak nonsense, it's like they specifically formulated this statement to make algos go crazy
[+6] u/GetsOffToArmpits: starting to think I'm bad a choosing stocks
[+6] u/Kashabowiekid: lol so Iran did hit a boat. Right saving face truth.
[+6] u/IntellectualRetarded: Tomorrow might be a crazy day
[+6] u/jahdyudnwl: Spirit airlines could’ve just filled their planes with AI data equipment in a pivot to AI and still be alive today. Sad!
[+6] u/AgitatedStranger9698: Intel....sweet sweet Intel.
[+6] u/booster_gold__: This SanDisk squeeze cant continue into tomorrow right
[+6] u/ercanbas: Maybe my $1150 MU calls for next Friday wasn’t a dumb idea.
[+6] u/No_Current3675: JFC MU gonna open 700 innit
[+6] u/Provolone-Jones: How is 🥭 going to explain that Americans are paying Covid gas prices while oil is below Covid prices?
[+6] u/PhysInstrumentalist: The neverending pumping is too much for me, i fucking quit
[+6] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: Is this gonna somehow dump by morning
[+6] u/callsonreddit: Memory pumping because of AMD?
[+6] u/youdirtyhoe: It just doesn’t make sense but the market has not, for like a decade…
[+6] u/b1gb0n312: Did micron, sndk and Intel report earnings today?
[+6] u/SuspiciousHumor7127: SPY up $100 since march 30th
[+6] u/Desmater: Market just hitting ATH everyday.
[+6] u/Express_Painter_450: I think the move to stop operation freedom is actually bearish because moving ships through isn't working. The standstill is going to last longer now
[+6] u/Trendkill4583: Never buy puts ever again
[+6] u/KYEEZY98: War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength
[+6] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: "THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!! 😭😭😭" - Gay Bears
SPY +2% tomorrow.
[+6] u/DisgrunltedDan: The Intel , SNDK , mu , amd shorts will make insiders so much fucking money
[+6] u/zuziannka: What is making MU sandisk keeps on pumping? Is this gonna stop or fall hard?
[+6] u/FlatwormBig5514: So the Strait is still closed. I'm assuming algos just went crazy based on the wording?
[+6] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: i usually aim to hit around $200-400 a day with options and i do cut my profits short when i hit this, but man if i let shit ride today, i'd be up a solid 10k. staying disciplined is actually the most painful thing when it comes to watching others blow their port out of the water.
[+6] u/Red_V_Standing_By: MU will touch 700 tomorrow. Insane.
[+6] u/Genteel_Ole_Chap: MU to 1000 is not a meme
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: When I started to see SLV all over reddit and WSB, it tanked.
That feels like DRAM rn.
[+5] u/WallStreetThreats_: Just pull a George Costanza: if every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite....would be right
[+5] u/Early-Elderberry-150: Just wait until Korean market opens, DRAM might go parabolic AH
[+5] u/Anonn39: wait WHAT AMD PUMPS on an earning????? since when this happens
actually black swan event
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: Thank fucking god I held my AMD calls 🙏🙏🙏💯💯💯
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: I just bought NVDA Calls, going to put my dick in a blender
[+5] u/whatsagoinon1: Did amd also cure cancer?
[+5] u/King-of-Limbs-07: How is AMD and INTC up AH and NVDIA shitting the bed !!
[+5] u/psymeariver: I’m just about fucking done.
[+5] u/Shot-Ground-9898: Yes I’m happy about selling out to mu and going into MUU. Tomorrow 100k into amd 2x bull this btch going to 1 trillion
[+5] u/Bear_Thesis: Just told my grandma to put her reverse mortgage on AI.
[+5] u/CharmingSoil: Pause what? What is even being paused?
[+5] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: bears will see the top 0.0000001% spend 99% of the worlds money and still be bearish
[+5] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: AMD had a similar beat last earnings and tanked 17% when it was way lower, which shows you that stocks are more about vibes than actual numbers.
[+5] u/AsianGirls94: Has there ever been a market like this before
[+5] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Bers and cash gang might actually be retarded
[+5] u/SaltyRiceCake90: bears have resorted to eating people in yellowstone
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: Stop the oil longs out and then watch it rally.
[+5] u/Knockglass: It’s over LITE bros, you’re now only up 8% this week
[+5] u/csr8765: Minus a nuclear war tonight, you might as well not open your app tomorrow if you’re short memory or semi names. Going to be an absolute bull parade again
[+14] u/VeryMercurial: Bers, stfu unless the market goes deep red.
Sincerely,
Fellow regarded ber
[+13] u/cannythecat: Uh oh 🥭 tweet fading.
[+12] u/zg44: These are supposed to be 6 sigma events, which means like 1 stock every 3 to 5 years experiences it, but we currently have like 10 chip companies trading with implied IVs as if they're announcing earnings every single day.
This past month is probably one of the 3 or 4 biggest euphoria moments of stocks over the past 100 years.
[+12] u/Successful-End7689: Trump launches Operation Freedom, Iran immediately starts firing at the UAE, US Navy assets, and shipping vessels during a ceasefire, then Trump pauses Operation Freedom so everyone can go right back to working on a deal again.
What the actual fuck are we doing here lol.
[+12] u/I_am_Nerman: Market pumps when they announce Operation Freedom. Market pumps when they end Operation Freedom.
Lmao
[+12] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: RIP to the retard that posted $30k AMD 0dte put position
I’ll see you at Wendy’s dawg 🫡
[+11] u/OsamaBinBrowsin: Thanks to my AMD and Intel shares I am up almost 80% in 2 months. That means I’m down to -91% all time. Look at me now
[+11] u/KevinWarshNudes: Holy fuck this pump is insane lol
[+10] u/yomama_yodaddy: Why do i have ford calls
[+10] u/Pizza_n_Tendies: Whole market is ripping and MSFT didn't get the memo
[+10] u/jasperCrow: I’m slightly blasted rn. But just wanna say I enjoy shitposting with you fellow millionaire/retard/bol/ber.
You give me a sense of relief throughout the day. I’m grateful for you all
[+9] u/eyerollingsex: NVDA allowing his brothers to eat
[+9] u/I_am_Nerman: An Iranian official tells Jeremy Scahill that Trump's post is "riddled with falsehoods" and Project Freedom "failed completely." The official said Iran will not negotiate until the US formally ends the blockade.
[+9] u/GoingDownUnderInSEA: My car runs on chips
[+8] u/StaleCookies: Fuck my gay bear ass
[+8] u/Consistent-Platypus3: Okay... I've been a bull for 3 years and bears are very fucking gay. But uhm.... this market is fishy as fuck. 😂
[+8] u/jeffynihao: So TACO tuesday is an actual thing now? He's literally capitulated every tuesday for a month
[+8] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: Iran gonna come out of this the winner lol
[+8] u/exMemberofSTARS: It’s fucking depressing that red blooded Americans have to wait for Iran to make a statement to actually know the truth of what is happening. wtf.
[+8] u/BigTechEqualsValue: Apparently every tech stock will be 10 trillion by next year ok
[+7] u/SettingSavings4024: Holy fuck thank God I didn't get AMD puts like I was planning
[+7] u/Remigius: As a newer investor I sure have some immense FOMO. But I feel like this stuff has to have a massive fall here soon?
[+7] u/Remigius: Tech is so bloated right now it has to crash, right??
[+7] u/isospeedrix: AMD passing MSFT was not on my bingo card
[+7] u/Ltiform: i made a lot of money but i could have made a LOT of money so i really lost money
calls
[+7] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: If you believe AMD will sell off to below $400
You are sadly mistaken
You are about to see so much disgusting fomo tomorrow
Get ready fuck tards 🚀
[+7] u/Elons-Musky-Balls: I’m gona name my next boat the Lisa Su
[+7] u/AdditionalActuator81: Guys I really think this time is different Iran is really going to give into everything mango wants and there will be peace. Surely this time is for real
[+7] u/RJNavarrete: This is the market Nvidia built brick by brick, and the stock goes fucking sideways. What the actual fuck.
[+6] u/pineapplelover212: Who said it’s closed again? It was always closed…
[+6] u/GodLevelRedditor: Top is in boys. The IRS agent who showed up to my lawyer’s office for our meeting was a dime piece with an OF sticker on her Kia.
[+6] u/TazFanBoys: Love seeing everyone make probably the most gains we will ever see in our lifetimes while I’m stuck holding MSFT calls 😪
[+6] u/Xx_ThatThiccBoi_xX: Google puts were not the move
[+6] u/SinStockGuy: So Project Freedumb paused now?
Happy cinco de taco
[+6] u/Delicious_Stomach278: How much did you lose today? bud.
[+6] u/TheSeeker331: It’s becoming really common to see P/E’s of 100+. 🤔
[+6] u/puggles123654: wow, i should have had calls for AMD instead of nvidia
[+6] u/Graefmf: Advanced Money Duplicator?
[+6] u/JPM1216: if amd ripped like that nvda going to go crazy
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: “Pausing” helping ships get through the strait is just because they can’t actually get ships through the strait. That ain’t positive
[+6] u/DonCenote: \> Trump Says US to Pause Guiding Ships While Seeking Iran Deal
You ain’t guided no ships lol
[+6] u/IHadTacosYesterday: Google and AMD have been my top two holdings for a long time
Feelz good cousin
[+6] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: Closed AMD puts at 3:55 and bought MU puts instead
Fucked regardless
[+6] u/whoami_to_judge: If I understand correctly, and please let me know, project freeDUM was announced and ships went through market went up. Now he paused it and market went up again? Wtf is this shit?
[+6] u/pineapplelover212: Do you guys really believe his tweet about a potential deal? What was the point of doing 3 press conferences today if a deal is imminent shouting about project freedom?
[+6] u/Fuzzy-Monk-7520: war is with iran and he always comes and say at the request of pakistan he is stopping project freedom
[+5] u/31andnotdone: do you have love tho
[+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Not before it cross 500
[+5] u/Legumbrero: Ugh the one time I don't hold AMD through earnings.
[+5] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: I can only imagine the amount of retail trying to time the top constantly buying puts at the top just for it to keep pumping, everyone expects it to fall but the MM are just gonna keep pumping this shit, it doesn’t have to make sense anymore, it stopped having to make sense awhile ago 😭😂 the average American is struggle severely financially and every price of everything is ridiculously high but we still gonna pump the sooner you accept this the better :) I keep seeing people in here talking about puts, bro don’t buy puts until there’s a clear reversal in trend otherwise ride the wave up
[+5] u/BikerNY: HE HAS 100% FIGURED OUT HOW TO TROLL THE ALGOS. HE IS REALLY GOD LIKE!
[+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Just imagine the person's situation if they sold naked call of AMD.🥲
[+5] u/FreshMix4305: Realistically where are all these tech companies headed? Immense gains for the rest of the year? Black swan? I think I need to jump back in the market. SNDK too juicy
[+5] u/Medium_Proof7304: Edible hit , talked to god, he said SPY 740 by close tomorrow
[+5] u/falken2023: Fuck this retarded ass market.
[+5] u/Awkward-Walk-1500: Safe to say MU is opening up at $700 tomorrow
[+5] u/GooglySoft: The Anthropic pump for GOOGL dying off in overnight market. But just hold the stock. Lots of good stuff going on and this will be confirmed in next quarter backlog
[+5] u/princess_dai_13: perhaps time to full port oil
[+5] u/GroundbreakingAd2757: We will never have a red day ever again🔥
[+5] u/Karl-Levin: Market is run by AI agents that decided the news sounds positive so buy it is
Their context window is too small for them to ever catch up
[+5] u/apurimac777: Paid no attention to the market today
The rally in Semis while NVDA gets left behind is getting quite annoying
Even at 5t that company is better value for money but fuck do I know right
[+5] u/Thecreamcheeze: I will nibble on AMD at the 60$ area
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: Do you believe him this time?
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: Holy massive AMD viagra V
[+19] u/PooPooPointBoiz: I played puts yesterday into today. I got so fucking fucked dude. Shit isn't even funny.
Fuck this goddamn market.
My MSFT stock can't even fucking move. My SPY puts got fucking slaughtered.
And the Advanced Money Destroyer and Nana's regret fucking triple in value.
WHAT THE FUCK.
[+14] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: I want to live in a world without u/veryveryuniquename5
[+14] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: # BREAKING: BEARS ADDED TO THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST
[+14] u/Ancient_Sort5820: SPY has gone up like 12% in a few weeks lmfao literally trading like a penny stock
[+13] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: I can't believe I tried shorting this shit bro, it's an actual fucking rocket launch
[+13] u/Warm_Implement3088: \*cancels fake operation over and over\*
Market pumps to infinity
[+12] u/figlover999: Did AMD really just add $80B+ market cap for beating earnings by under $1B? LMAO. And this was after an already massive rally into the print.
[+11] u/goober2341: So we're all agreed that this is a bubble, yes?
[+11] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Dude what in the actual fuck. How the fuck can markets rally this hard, AFTER FUCKING RALLYING HARD THE LAST MONTH.
AMD hitting 15% AH after nearly doubling in the last 6 months??????
AND MSFT CAN'T EVEN FUCKING GET OUT OF BED FUCK MY STUPID FUCKING LIFE.
[+11] u/wildcat1055: For an encore, tomorrow Lisa Su will open the strait of Hormuz.
[+9] u/PaperHandsTheDip: markets toppom out within 2-4 months.
DD: Guys on r/stocks and r/investing are claiming we started a new bull run and we're going to continue going up into 2027. Gotta inverse those mofos.
GL2ALL. Perhaps CG is in the cards in the next few weeks / months again :(
[+9] u/FatandBankrupt: Imagine if they injected millions into the American public instead of suppressing oil futures LOL
[+9] u/RelentlessPutz: Alot have probably heard about the Colorado River drying up and the future of the southwest kinda fucked. Something not many have talked about is the aquifer under the plains is doing the samething and in some areas with be gone in 20 years at current rates. 30% of all irrigated land is in this area. They say it would take 6,000 years of average rainfall to return to normal levels. all of it was drained in about 70 years.... so yeah more data centers let's go full speed into dune times bro
[+8] u/Flat-Focus7966: For 150th time in last 30 days, I am glad I didn't buy puts....
It wasn't easy though
[+8] u/Nervous-Sky2414: The war is over again.
Puts
[+8] u/SaiyanApe17: So why isn’t everyone selling all their worthless stock and just putting everything into SNDK for 30% weekly gains? Are they stupid?
[+8] u/TraipseTraveller: Chat moving so fast, no one will see that I like to take off all my clothes and put WD40 on myself to slide across wood floors like I'm a snail
[+8] u/IcyDiver3484: USO is already recovering from the phony Project Freedom TACO short manipulation tactic, maybe my call won't be COMPLETELY annihilated tomorrow. I just wanna get 50% back and put it in AMD or MU
[+8] u/ModeForJoe: Taco Tuesday on Cinco de Mayo... my god this is too much
[+8] u/rocier: You guys should buy Myspace instead of META, a lot cheaper and just as much upside
[+8] u/Kickboy21: More than 50% of SNDK employees have to be millionaires by now
[+7] u/thecRedditor123: “Let them eat chips” - Marie AI Toinette
[+7] u/Any_Refrigerator2330: - Project Freedom announced: Great news, market pump.
- Project Freedom cancelled: Great news, market pump.
I'm a little confused 🤔
[+7] u/Kickboy21: You now have to pay extra to doordash to deliver your order first out of the multiple orders a delivery driver delivers. How retarded is this shit i hope doordash goes bankrupt piece of shit company
[+7] u/ModeForJoe: "I am pausing Project Freedom because a deal is in the works which wi..."
SIR, A SECOND TACO PUMP/RUGPULL HAS HIT THE MARKETS
brace yourselves
[+7] u/WhiskeyDeath: This run makes no sense calls at open right
[+7] u/account-names: Tomorrow morning 4.59 and tomorrow evening 4.79
[+7] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: I'm slowly seeing facebook engagement bait on reddit. Are the boomers coming here now too? Puts on rddt
[+6] u/whomakesthetendies: Can't believe we actually got a taco Tuesday
[+6] u/dfivetf: I think this is the top of the bubble, SPY 500 EOY when the recession hits and the AI sugar high fades
[+6] u/xTeeD: Went by the one gas station on my way to work this morning and it was 4.19. On the way home it was 4.39. Wtf
[+6] u/fruitloop00001: YOU only live once, maybe your reincarnated essence gets to come back as a bumblebee or a bacterium or whatever trillions of times.
Or, God forbid, a bear
[+6] u/ladsam: Major FOMO on not investing in MU Intel or AMD. In on Nvidia and tsm up 75 and 100% in a year but fuck. Look at these other guys. Did I pick the wrong stocks?
[+6] u/AlphaHarmony: could this possibly keep drifting higher? Or are we at the upper bounds and now we are all just exit liqudity for the big boys getting out?
[+6] u/LasyKuuga: applying to jobs in between rounds of video games after gambling all day at work,
I know I fucked up somewhere to get to where I am now but im not 100% where🤔
[+6] u/GuiltyShirt3771: I think Meta will be the first go bankrupt.
[+6] u/ballzstreetwets: 750 Thursday. Seven fitty.
[+5] u/thebobitt: I wanna turn $9k into $20k, what do I buy tomorrow
[+5] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: Loaded to the tits with SOXS how fucked am I?
[+12] u/Interesting_Leg8859: fk it starting tomorrow im only buying companies with semi, micro and intel in the name.
[+11] u/Iunatic: Sandisk was under 1000 like 2 days ago. WTF lol
[+10] u/SSkilledJFK: \>🥭, in a Truth Social post, said the decision was based in part on “the fact that Great Progress has been made toward a Complete and Final Agreement” with Iran.
HOW MANY TIMES CAN WE “PROGRESS”??
[+10] u/EntranceHaunting: If WSB was around in 1999, this is exactly the level of delusional euphoria that would be on show
[+10] u/Harp-Note: Listened to wsb, inversed wsb, lost a ton on both decisions LOL.
[+9] u/Samjabr: Bro, I am all sorts of bullish but I officially have no idea wtf is happening.
Companies are spending a Trillion on data centers and they're stocks just keep going up. lol
At some point, prob going to need revenue to justify the spend. But wtf do I know.
[+8] u/mr_stupid_face: If you’re not making a lot right now you belong here.
[+8] u/Slightlybadpicks: EVERY TECH COMPANY IS MAKING MONEY EXCEPT NETFLIX BECAUSE IM BALLS DEEP IN IT.
-THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+8] u/AideApprehensive7441: Escorting tankers through the strait:bullish. Tankers and destroyers getting bombarded by missiles and drones:bullish. Deeming that this is not a violation of cease-fire:bullish. “Pausing” operation due to bombardment but really due to “progress in peace talks”: bullish
[+8] u/erov: God this sub is depressing and mostly wrong. I love it
[+8] u/melvincaneatmyshorts: Absolute euphoria right now
[+7] u/All_Time_Highs: I bought SPY puts at close. Everyone point and laugh at me
[+7] u/OkRecommendation1040: Fuck me everything pumping except msft and asts the only 2 calls I have
[+7] u/Sufficient_Insect812: This is the last time I listen to any of these goofy ass Youtubers. Every video should be 3 seconds long, "Buy the dip, goobye". These fkers have been calling a crash for 12+ months now. 🤡
[+7] u/Sufficient_Insect812: Imagine going on dates with random strange men, just to use them for $20 meals. If you are poor and homeless just say that...these broads got no shame. LMAO
[+7] u/Artistic_Chicken_557: Breaking ----
After less than stellar guidance, PYPL has announced a take over of NVDA. 50% cash 50% stock.
Investors were ecstatic in after-hours trading with PYPL up 17,000%
[+7] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: GUYS GUYS. The strait is open. It totally is. But we’re just going to “pause” that opening for a bit. Ok?
[+7] u/fish_: if you invested in the companies people said were "undervalued" like MSFT and META you would be way worse off than if you just bought the companies with retard strength even though they had already run up over 100%. stop looking for valueinvesting plays and ride the wave
[+7] u/SetRestart: Put more of my savings into MU
[+6] u/Nateleb1234: California has 4 weeks of gas left.
[+6] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: 2026 = MU, Sandisk and AMD. Who would have known?
[+6] u/Interesting_Leg8859: # LISA SU FOR PRESIDENT
[+6] u/Altair82: jfc I'm making so much money lately
how am I supposed to hide all this from my wife?
she is gonna find out and make me take her to Fiji or some stupid shit like that
[+6] u/ilovepussygrool: Sell my RKLB and use that money to buy SNDK/DRAM?
[+6] u/blaaackbear: jesus fuck man ive been watching sndk since 400 thinking its too late now. at this point i feel like i hate money smh
[+6] u/Iunatic: So apparently every single hardware stock went on an NVDA run this year and I didn't own any of them. Excellent 🤌🏻
[+6] u/-IQ200: **F**acebook
**A**mazon
**A**pple
**A**MD
**G**oogle
Netflix has been dethroned.
[+6] u/Dramatic_Advantage77: Buy more AMD and DRAM.
[+6] u/glitched_system1: Today I sold 43 SPY 715 puts expiring tomorrow
~2k premium, free money
[+5] u/Treverer: Just opened my broker app and saw that they now offer credits up to 250k.
I’m so fucked
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: AMD 410C up 700% lucky bastards so many will be millionaire or the like tmr
[+5] u/clockwork5ive: I learned my lesson the first term.
I am a big fan of market manipulation this time around.
[+5] u/Jazzlike-Okra-5399: Pump , pump, pump it up ⬆️
[+5] u/RockasaurusRex: I'm off the wagon, I started smoking cock again. My friends tried to host an intervention but I just ended up sucking them all off.
[+5] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: lol AMD is still going up
[+5] u/dabblesest: Proud to announce that it looks very much like I will be making money tomorrow
[+5] u/legible_print: Buffet could die a legend right now and totally FOMO into MU
[+5] u/Baytwink2: straight of hormuz is too tight i can’t make it 🚢😩
[+5] u/Dreadster: This is like the only time AMD didnt eat shit after ER far as I can remember. The times, they are changing holy shit lol
[+22] u/DoubleFamous5751: Glad I sold my AMD shares at 100 (for a loss of course) well over a year ago 👌
[+15] u/peterpeer9: Remember…the market only tops the exact moment you’ve fully broken down mentally, after sitting in cash for a month watching a face-melting rally without you, and finally saying “fine, I’ll just buy here,” smashing the buy button…and instantly becoming the liquidity at the top.
[+14] u/SocraticGoats: SNDK $2000.00
MU: $1000.00
AMD: $500.00
It is known.
[+13] u/Chlo-Motion: Guys I think SNDK going to $100,000/share
[+12] u/AdventurousFinish681: friendly reminder to set your stop losses. Might as well make some money if this memory/semi house of cards starts to fall
[+11] u/yeahyoubored: We’re all so rich
The music isn’t stopping
Years and years long of financial demolition is so early 2000s
The worst that can happen at this point is maybe a few weeks/month or so of red and then BOOM green
[+10] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #IRAN DEAL ITS ON THE WEBSITE CHECK IT OUT- TACO
[+10] u/sykotrades: Why tf is amd at 413
[+8] u/Porcupinesolos: Wait so buying chip stocks are actually free money?
[+8] u/Minnow720: How high is MU going??
[+8] u/tnguyen5057: AMD actually went up after earnings for once. That means NVDA will too, right?
[+8] u/Rugpull_Generator: Bitch ass bears were talking A LOT OF SHIT when K-pop index dropped -12% to 5,000 a few weeks ago, that shit is ATH AS FUCKING HELL at 7,500 lmao
[+8] u/GreenGameboyColor: Goodnight, my handsome friends 😴
[+8] u/SolomonKings7: Calls and only calls. No puts gang
[+7] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Wsb being this bullish is usually a great sign
[+7] u/EyeSea7923: It's crazy, because these same numbers could have caused AMD to dump 10%, because fundamentals don't matter anyway.
[+7] u/D1finalboss: Semi bois eating tonight
[+7] u/blemdemman: boss man said war’s over, pamp ittt
[+7] u/tristis_veritas: SPY only hits new ATHs on days that end with day.
[+7] u/ClearResident1292: Our debt bubble is looking palpable, so excited
[+7] u/xShiftfaced: It seems the sell button has been indefinitely disabled
[+7] u/CluelessTennisBall: Yea the market doesn't make cents right now but it sure makes dollars
[+7] u/Dapper-Hat-6523: im going to short DRAM. Yeah, you heard me.
[+7] u/Suavecore_: Imagine what happens to SPY when the wars end, the tariffs stop, oil goes back to 60, the AI data centers are complete and ready to start generating real profit, ai finishes taking over people's jobs which reduces business costs and raises stock price, everyone lives in mental wellness camps/company towns/factory cities... Shit's gonna be up bigly
[+6] u/ihopethisworksfornow: I’m not gonna lie, after visiting San Diego, if I was going back to like, Gary, Indiana, instead of New York, I would blow my brains out.
[+6] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: How do I get one of those jobs where all you have to do is just guard one cone for the day during construction
[+6] u/Zentaury: Come on DRAM break 50
[+6] u/Tricky_Let2806: Intel may hit $200 this year boys..
[+5] u/enterusernamethere: SNDK premiums are sky high, $1000 for a call that it would hit $1,820 in 10 days
At this point I'm not doubting it won't go up to $2,000 by the end of this month
[+5] u/Poptart_Salad: After 2 days and maybe 2 ships escorted it is time to end the unfathomably successful special project operation freedom, and return to passing the same 14 point maximalist demands piece of paper back and forth while rejecting them.
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: BREAKING: Jason Derulo has fallen down the Met gala stairs
[+5] u/Fair_Grocery_1839: SOUN believers… your time is coming.
[+5] u/Quick-Ad1830: That email from RH saying you no longer have day trading restrictions cause you bought MU and SPY calls and turned 9k into 45k
[+5] u/-bravozulu-: ASTS fanboys freaking out over the price action is comedy
[+5] u/ConstantSpace5809: Reddit is deleting everything that's anti Tramp that isn't retarded
[+5] u/Thisplacesucks011: LMFAO. Bear really thought
[+13] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: maybe tomorrow is the day I can finally quit my job
[+11] u/aioliravioli: MU next trillion dollar company easy
[+10] u/gkdjsl: I'm holding 2500 shares of AMD, I'm this close to telling my boss to eat my ass on tomorrow's standup (camera on)
[+10] u/booose6: Why is everyone investing in Monsters University?
[+10] u/WooWheee: Wsb jumping in to memory at ath after saying no and calling it a scam for 6 months straight is…. BULLISH
[+9] u/pinkerton_gov: The only thing peaking here is the market’s all time disconnect from real economic reality.
[+9] u/Any-Cartoonist-7052: Hey guys remember that time I didn’t buy anything that went up because same
[+9] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: AMD advanced money developer
[+9] u/ChesterfieldK: SNDK about to hit 1500 overnight holy fuck
[+8] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: AMD renamed to Advanced Moon Device
[+8] u/Useful_Donut6789: "Be greedier when others are greedy."
-Warren Buffet
[+8] u/GoodbyeThings: This will be one of those days where I won't get any work done and just look at my portfolio, I guess
[+7] u/Useful_Donut6789: SanDisk will hit 1000 EOY
After doing a 1/10 split
[+7] u/pussinbuuts: you can tell that most WSB are holding bag7 because they are undervalued and watching everyone else pumping
[+7] u/WooWheee: Always be greedier than everyone else, selling after a dump is much MUCH better than selling during the run up
[+7] u/siorge: Semiconductor stocks feel like memecoins right now.
(Not saying this because I’m sidelined, ok a bit, but this kind of action is hard to believe)
[+7] u/OldWonder5865: I was bullish on AI stocks but I can’t wrap my head around this AMD valuation. Guess I have to 🌈🐻
[+7] u/Toothlesskinch: I'm going to open a sandwich shop called "The Straight of Hormuz" and loudly and publicly announce when it's open and when it's closed.
[+6] u/Kingmusk420: MU IS KING. MU IS LOVE. MU IS MURICA.
[+6] u/aioliravioli: buying AMD at 200, INTC at 20.... I sleep
buying AMD at 400, INTC at 100.....real shit?
[+6] u/Abject_Wish_3787: BEARS were seen 1000 years ago (I'm from the future)
[+5] u/FloppyButtholeJelly: You think they’re fuckin?
[+5] u/geddyclaus: Respect for saving the biggest Taco Tuesday of all for Cinco de Mayo.
[+5] u/InvestigatorHefty799: AMD market cap is only 579.19B right now
Intel market cap is only 543.56B right now
They are extremely undervalued, they're going to Nvidia 4+ trillion levels
[+18] u/WillNeighbor: tomorrow will be a rug pull. amd from +20 -> -3% , MU and SNDK down 10% each, spy back to 710
i have no basis for my claims besides the fact that i bought in yesterday
[+13] u/Life-Industry-1131: I could crash SNDK buy simply buying 1 call option for 2028
I could end the forever rally tomorrow at 9am. I could cause an immediate 30% crash and send the stock sideways for the next 2 years.
Should I do it ?
[+12] u/Ryu6912: I'm sorry it is not a healthy market if a single stock can go from $1000-$1500 in less than a week, this shit is insane.
[+11] u/eeoogler: SNDK gonna announce stock split soon at this rate. imagine a 50:1 split. easily 2x 3x from that announcement alone
[+9] u/agaehe: bruh is this market retarted, I wanna enter but have we not hit a ceiling....
[+8] u/Several_Bread_9144: So anyway I heard ZUCC was spending like a madman throwing away meta cash to build datacenters. So what did I do? I sold my semis and memory stocks and bought META. BIG BRAIN
[+8] u/NoFuckingValue: Can't wait to pay rent. Half cash, half Klarna.
[+8] u/Jackkernaut: One day we'll be all reminiscing how high the chips soared while serving potato chips.
[+8] u/HealthMoney5881: I gotta sell sandisk if it reaches my PT but the greed calls to me like the green goblin mask 😔
[+8] u/Jaysler: AMD and INTC are the new kings
[+7] u/enginvest: I market sold most of my AMD stocks literally 2 minutes before close today
[+7] u/drakilian: Memory stocks in distance
"Why do I hear boss music?"
[+7] u/zainwhb: holy shit fuck MU shares, SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT CALLS. Free money
[+7] u/Temporary-Ad5014: Are we going to be poor soon? Market is going nuts for no fucking reason
[+6] u/shbk: NFLX fucking piece of shit. It wants to go to zero on no news
[+6] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: I stumbled on some sub where somebody made a post that they were gifted a lot of money from their mom and all the comments were like “don’t tell anybody” and acting like it was a lot. It was 55k. Fuck people out here really struggling lmao
[+6] u/yaboyay: Is SNDK headed towards $2,000?
[+5] u/chainerection: Smci now makes Ram Racks
[+5] u/EducationalClient759: banbet amd 500 end of the minute
[+5] u/oldbeancam: Still insane to me that +20% days have become the norm.
[+16] u/PlandomeProwler: Glad you locked in that 30k bro congrats
[+13] u/TreGet234: Everyone fullporting dram and soxl is a massive red flashing top signal.
(It will probably keep ripping for a month or 2 until violently correcting back down to exactly today's level)
[+11] u/HomeHedgeFund: # MU IS STILL CHEAP LMFAO 🤌
[+10] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: Bro everything is so fucking green I can’t even afford calls anymore
[+10] u/Peppertheredfox: The most unbelievably incompetent shills, toadies and retards turning Schrödinger’s ceasefire into a market catalyst is just wild as hell
[+9] u/Sad-Literature-5341: Is RKLB going over 100 on earnings?
[+9] u/CursedClownz: What will actually bring the market down?
Hormuz didnt
Tarrifs didnt
All fake
Keep buying
[+9] u/Loperenco: Full porting into MU calls at open, buckle up boys. It's going down!
[+9] u/kal14144: What happened to the whole project freedom thing? Was it like a proof of concept? Just a morale thing like rescuing the pilot? Any actual change in the war situation?
[+8] u/pit33r: Dafuq is going on in this premarket? 🦧
[+8] u/Sea-Refrigerator7919: Who told me to buy sofi
[+8] u/Historical_Cover8133: Every stockfluencer on YouTube, I reckon.
[+8] u/smellyfingernail: If we get another day of all ai stocks up 7% and Nvidia down 1% imma climb a roof
[+8] u/SouthNice7324: Woohoo. So the strait is open and oil is flowing right
[+8] u/imakesalotofmistakes: 1 day. That's how long it took for a project freedom 🌮
[+8] u/Tall-Biscotti-3847: Regular AMD earnings after 70% run up means 20% AH, nothing to see here
[+8] u/TreGet234: This is like the dotcom bubble, 1929 and 2007 combined.
[+8] u/ChainOfThot: bro do you even singularity
[+7] u/Appropriate_Sky_4509: Anyone else come here just to reminisce in the chaos that once consumed your life?
It’s like watching chippy new hires walk in on their first day, blissfully unaware of the hell mouth they just walked into.
[+7] u/A55BAG: A tale of two cities
Pyongyang went for the crypto scams and Soul went for semiconductor super cycle.
Look now where they are.
[+7] u/MrManh: Does anyone feel MSFT is where goog was 12-18 months ago? Unnecessarily beat down but a juggernaut of a business with a diversified portfolio of income streams. Indian CEO. AI AI AI. Seems a no brainer to invest?
[+7] u/A55BAG: Can someone tell NVDA that there is an insane semi rally?
[+7] u/Stmast: Only if ur heavy in semi's tho, otherwise ur getting fucked
[+7] u/curiousmustafa: Imagine the market is going banana and your portfolio is mostly red the past 2 days. Smh with RDDT and ASTS
[+6] u/Fuzzy_Photograph_361: SNDK just hit $1500, is this like a squeeze or something, why does it keep going up in such a short amount of time?
[+6] u/omjagvarensked: So project epic fury is over, and program freedom initiated is also over... So the US lost and are just leaving then?
[+6] u/TickTockTaudit: What’s above a blow off top? Euphoria clouds?
[+6] u/twenty_three_three: millions of buls catapulted towards the sun with wax wings.
[+5] u/Vlisa: Good day for all involved. AMD bears won their banbets and AMD bulls made money.
[+5] u/Left-Signature-5250: Selling all MSFT and buying something else. Anything
[+5] u/Lazy_Consequence8838: Pump when the was is over. Pump when the war is really over. Pump when the war is really really over.
[+5] u/wicksXshadows: Hello my fellow🐮's , dont forget to grab a nametag and wristband before you go stand in line for breakfast when market opens tomorrow morning ❤️🐻
[+11] u/heikici: Peperidge farmer remember when it was Advanced Money Destroyer
[+10] u/aniote: 🟢 press green button: you earn a lot of money
🔴 press red button: you lose money most days but you may earn money at some point. You're also ghey (but very rational)
Believe it or not there is an entire population in this sub that presses red
[+10] u/puts_every_day: Once again my puts are fak
[+9] u/Glum_Mongoose_8482: This might be the most cocaine infused market. You have sht stocks like POET spiking up for no reason other than being a potential "bottleneck", while high quality names get destroyed day after day.
[+9] u/ozarkabottle: market aint crashing till mid terms broskis
[+9] u/ElkQuiet1541: Oil and natural gas going down because of "new negotiations"? Good that we have new negotiations every week... market is totally delusional
[+9] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: green = buy
red = buy
What do you not understand?
[+8] u/Lynorisa: SNDK holds the mandate of heaven
[+8] u/MartianSpaceCat: Most semi stocks still just go up 5 to 10 percent each day without effort. Crazy.
[+7] u/CokeyKoala: Yes I can study linguistics with Chomsky's greatest student. Or I can watch thirty straight episodes of Love Island while reading about AMD
[+7] u/ThermalChaser: Been watching SNDK in pure disbelief for months. Finally bought some yesterday. Youre welcome.
[+7] u/ts2fe: An MU pump a day keeps the 9-to-5 away
[+7] u/borkdpasito: The euphoria has never been this high…
[+7] u/softboiledjadepotato: just looked at AMD chart... humanity, what are we doing??
[+7] u/iamjt: Damn nvda and msft are basically preventing this from being an euphoria rally
[+7] u/melvinzee: I'm getting déjà vu of NVDA bears from the past.
[+7] u/Throwaway1021920087: MU is crazy it might reach 1k EOM
[+7] u/WhileGoWonder: Closed my short position well into red, after holding a week. Time for the market to actually dump now
[+6] u/ThermalChaser: Every CEO should rip a vial of ketamine before going on CNBC. Very entertaining.
"Your numbers don't add up."
"We'll see what happens. I don't understand the question."
[+6] u/Who_Took_My_Big_Toe: Shorting SDNK, this is the AVIS of microchips. $600-$800 range, sure. $1500? No way.
[+6] u/jonneh: I guess you didn't see their ER, this is called price discovery bro
[+6] u/Inevitable_Estate459: Why are people posting shit like "What is happening when there is absolutely no movement going on?"
[+6] u/Puzzleheaded-Bad7956: Oh I love that shit, or not even referencing a ticker(s).
[+5] u/bullrfuk: Nancy's cannons LMAO
[+5] u/Imadogfishhead: Ugh, I’m sick of watching MU run. Im thinking a 700/1000 call debit spread
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Im the clown. Ive done what ive been making fun of bers for and am now balls deep in worthless SOXS calls. Why did I think a nothing burger like the Iranian war heating up wouldnt translate to new ath’s
[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Regards have more kids on average hence the drop in average IQ
[+18] u/ValueOfADollar: I'm permenantly removing MU from my watchlist because watching it endlessly pump is worse than losing on options
[+16] u/Secure_Dog3810: this is literally the millionth time the market has pumped on some sort of vaguely positive/neutral war related news
[+16] u/knoqd_: Nothing agreed yet, US sees Iran responses next 48 hours - axios
48 hours later: Iran rejects the US proposal, but talks will continue next week. SPY +2%
[+16] u/delicious_oppai: We pumped from 650 to 728 on this exact headline rehashed every few days 🤣
[+15] u/GAY_EUROPOOR: Iran news rumor: SPY +1% ASTS -1%
Rumor is fake: SPY -0.25% ASTS -16%
Lmao 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
[+15] u/niceguy897: if you are new, the iranian fm is in china and he is under great pressure to not escalate this.
🥭 plays all his cards for a de-escalation narrative right now because he knows iran can't deny it and increase hostilities today. this is the top because this is the maximum pump 🥭 can do by statements without being denied by the other side. it won't go higher than this.
sides are too far apart with regards to an agreement. no deal under current conditions will satisfy u.s. hawks and iran at the same time.
ultimate pressure to make iran concede would be invading hormuz shoreline and opening the strait, therefore taking away the biggest card iran has ever held in this conflict. operation freedom was just a simulation of it. they tested whether it is possible to escort ships under u.s. protection. 🥭 said operation freedom was paused for a "short period of time". the continuation of it will be invading the hormuz shoreline this weekend. and they will sell it as a defensive move, not an escalation.
you are welcome.
[+13] u/KarlLachsfeld: >AXIOS REPORT OF POSSIBLE US/IRAN DEAL TO END WAR
can't make that shit up anymore
[+12] u/TipEmpty8429: The market is officially crazy
[+12] u/TipEmpty8429: People are getting fluke penny stock returns on multi hundred billion dollar companies
[+12] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: BLOOMBERG: they are waiting for IRAN response, deadline 48 hours.
[+12] u/KarlLachsfeld: >Axios reports, citing “two sources with knowledge,” that **Iran would agree to remove its existing stockpile of highly enriched uranium, with negotiators floating moving the material to the US.**
Yeah.. sure.
[+11] u/Secure_Dog3810: I guarantee if this headline was negative instead of positive, the market would dump by 0.5% only to V shape back to flat within 10 minutes
[+10] u/nv42o: be happy about your profits. the US got cucked by Iran
[+10] u/EarlyPattern6315: It will be the biggest sell on good news event ever seen.
Because when the war ends the retail regards come back and get ripped off by the institutions
[+10] u/patricktu1258: I am about to throw up.
[+10] u/cheesygordita: Wars over this time I'm super cereal
[+10] u/coconutts19: Everything (that I don't own) is pumping. Or I sold calls against it. Or I have hedges. FUCK
[+10] u/AgitatedJump8459: If you believe iran will accept this deal then I have news for you: you are a moron
[+9] u/GAY_EUROPOOR: !banbet ASTS -100% 5d
[+9] u/LostMyMag: Concept of a page on a theory of a memo about possibly ending the war +2% day
[+9] u/Secure_Dog3810: ceasefire ending was bullish and another new ceasefire is also bullish
[+9] u/ArcDogRob: Fucking Axios, uve done it again
[+9] u/ComprehensiveKiwi489: Not complaining as I don't have puts and am net long, but part of the deal (per Axios) is Iran agreeing to let US take / store it's enriched uranium, but we already know they said they'd never do that.
[+9] u/ABPIR89: Let us trade options overnight you cowards.
[+9] u/tocinoman: Iran is attempting to buy the US for half cash, half stock
[+9] u/suddenly-scrooge: What other straits can we close to pump the market
[+9] u/SmoothOperator423: Iran accepts deal: SPY 750
Iran denies deal: SPY 751
Either way: Lakers in 5
[+9] u/UnivalveX: bers have transcended to a level of fukd that may not been seen in the history of the stock market
[+9] u/Perfect-Mixture-3577: Iranian news agency Tasnim announced IRGC and US forces to cooperate on destroying the last pockets of ber resistance starting today
[+9] u/DazzlingAnimal581: Cue Iran with the denial
[+8] u/yatv: the year is 2175. SPY is at 3 million. META is at $600 with no splits over the last 150 years
[+8] u/nv42o: lol tiny cock🥭 and the whole of the US got
humiliated by Iran
[+8] u/spectra444: Anyone else incredibly excited for all the Bers to wake up lol
[+8] u/Jemmani22: Wtf is oil tanking if ships keep getting blasted in the strait?
[+8] u/Just_Function_7040: The market will most likely start pricing in the deal outcome even before it ultimately happens. This could also portend a likelihood of market topping and a prelude to a steep sell off. Puts it is.
[+8] u/boglemydingleregard: Rich dudes don't cry about how they could have made more money; they snort blow out of stinkin hookers' assholes with the money they did make. Take some profits, boys. 🥂
[+8] u/AgitatedJump8459: One of the most challenging aspects of being part of wsb is reading chat while bag holding, and people making memes about the stock you own
[+8] u/fools_eye: How are the markets still believing Axios man, insanity.
[+8] u/buybananas: jesus....from where are all this money is coming from? insane upside volatility
[+8] u/sadguy__: I think top is in honestly all bears are dead, now we going to get red days for the next 14 or 30 days to kill all the bulls and market do what it always does kill both bulls and bears
[+7] u/TopTrey9: We are obviously in a melt up situation…it’s not good for long term. You don’t see consecutive days of 1% for weeks without being in a period like 98-99. Whatever just ride it
[+7] u/Alfman66: Has this kind of pump ever happened in such a short amount of time?
[+7] u/Bnick319: when is the pullback?
[+21] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: Oil down $10 on another fake ass headline. Wonder when we'll hear about the $500M short opened before that one as well.
[+21] u/Bazzer82: This ain't right lol.
[+20] u/OrganicBirthday107: 10 upvotes and I put 300k Intel short leverage its about time I bring it down
[+17] u/legbreaker: Ships actually burning in Hormuz and new missile attacks on UAE: Market shrugs it off
Axios rumor that possibly, maybe a memorandum in 48 hours: Oil drops 10% and Nasdaq post Mission accomplished on Times Square.
[+16] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: The Retard says he is stopping his dumb ass operation freedom after just one day, achieving nothing, and once again mentions this fake progress in nonexistent negotiations and the oil futures (with some help from Bessent no doubt) just eat it up? Wtf man
[+16] u/Ok-Thought-9960: I cant wait to find out at 417pm that iran has no fucking clue what's going on and never got a call
[+16] u/Technical-Activity95: this is FOMO levels never seen before
[+15] u/Frozen_Shades: This market is so green I forgot about the Epstein Files
[+14] u/stonetrade: How many times axios gonna report the war is over?
[+14] u/kolovod: My trading over the past 6 weeks: -50k to +30k to +90k to -5k now. So essentially a lot of time and stress for a non-outcome. I think I'm out.
[+14] u/dufusmembrane: what goes up will go up forever
[+13] u/ImAnonymous135: Trump cracked the casino code.
Talk about peace talks and market pumps 1%.
Iran proceeds to deny peace talks and market dumps 0.25%
Talk about peace talks and market pumps 1%.
Iran proceeds to deny peace talks and market dumps 0.25%
Talk about peace talks and market pumps 1%.
Iran proceeds to deny peace talks and market dumps 0.25%
Talk about peace talks and market pumps 1%.
Iran proceeds to deny peace talks and market dumps 0.25%
Talk about peace talks and market pumps 1%.
Iran proceeds to deny peace talks and market dumps 0.25%
Talk about peace talks and market pumps 1%.
Iran proceeds to deny peace talks and market dumps 0.25%
Talk about peace talks and market pumps 1%.
Iran proceeds to deny peace talks and market dumps 0.25%
Talk about peace talks and market pumps 1%.
Iran proceeds to deny peace talks and market dumps 0.25%
???
Profit
[+11] u/Strange_Smoke2170: So the deal is Hormuz opens under Iran supervision, sanctions are lifted and in exchange they give pinky promise they won't temporarily enrich more uranium? Damn
[+11] u/Gloomy_Necesary: Thinking of selling everything at market open. Theres just no way this holds. This is euphoria
[+10] u/sleepygarner: Surely it can't keep going up?
[+10] u/Deadsea3132: gonna use margin on SNDK. say goodbye to 1500
[+10] u/cryptoguy66: I’m full porting oil at open there is a snowballs chance in hell Iran takes this deal
[+10] u/27onfire: Everything upppppp.
green
gReen
***GrEeenNNNNNN***
Retards that had calls on any given ticker wake up with money today.
except that one retard that went 30k deep on AMD puts and told the entire chat how poor they were and how 30k was nothing anyway so who quite gives a fuck
RIP retard.
RIP-
[+10] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: MONEY FOR NOTHING AND THE CHICKS ARE FREE
[+10] u/Think_Currency_8586: Bro this market is wild. Straight continues to be closed stock market continues to moon. Some serious disconnect going on here
[+10] u/fightoraccept: Funniest part about all this... Dow not at 50k.
[+10] u/OscarCapac: Literally no one except IT specialists, gamers and wsb degens know what Sandisk is. Super early
[+9] u/BadBoyBilbo: I looked up “insane” on dictionary.com and there was a picture of the 1-month SPY graph.
[+9] u/BrilliantClarity: I am up 40%+ in multiple positions and I still feel massive FOMO
[+9] u/GullibleAppearance64: Let us trade options in after hours you crazy bastards
[+9] u/CorvusGearlock: This move actually killed any bears left. There might be new ones but nobody could’ve survived that or what can still come.
[+9] u/Koki4kok: This market is waiting for me to buy a call isnt it
[+8] u/Isometric_exercises: There has to be a pullback at some point. Can't just keep going up at this rate.
[+8] u/maomaocat: I've given up trying to understand this market this week, it's green every day because every day has "day" in it?
[+8] u/dufusmembrane: im really bad at this
[+8] u/jer72981m: GameStop buying MU with combination of cash and shares
[+7] u/GullibleAppearance64: Looking for an entry, looks like im not getting one 😕
[+7] u/Starkfault: >!It’s on the website!<
>!I don’t understand the question!<
[+7] u/fightoraccept: strait up vertical line very healthy. 😏
[+7] u/megaxanx: we’re going through the biggest bull run in history and im still broke
[+7] u/12301923: Nbis will be 400 by next year
[+6] u/-0x00000000: Everyone: AMD
Me: AMC 👀
[+6] u/SnooTomatoes2318: NVO it’s time to go parabolic. pull LLY moves, i won’t curse you again
[+6] u/CMac681: There have been about 15 new all time highs since I bought my shit at all time highs
[+6] u/d3sp: Do it. Full port memory now ⌚👈
[+5] u/ParlayTheHard8: Bers refusing to read the writing on the wall
[+5] u/DoesntUnderstandJoke: Getting buttfucked by selling INTC calls after earnings
[+5] u/Ok-Reach-2580: "Let's buy spirit airlines" sounds like a bagholder trying to create a pump for their dump.
[+5] u/CorvusGearlock: I can’t really even fathom that I’ve lost this much over a week cause I’m really not even that leveraged short. This move has ruined my summer.