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[+38] u/BrownDog42069: always ride your options to zero. this will remove any anxiety you may have about selling gains too early.
follow me for more financial advice
[+33] u/Warm_Tzatziki: AMD will buy NVDA. Half cash, half stock
You heard it first here, before the announcement fish heads
[+27] u/Samjabr: I quit. MU and SNDK just keep going up and I keep telling myself it's too late.
What a Bussy
[+24] u/Waveytony: Half cash, half COCK
[+20] u/LasyKuuga: I don’t feel motivated to work 😔
LETS GO GAMBLING 😊
[+18] u/BlatantPlatitude: BREAKING: Ryan Cohen announces that "pee is definitely stored in the balls, check our website". Stock is up 25% premarket
[+18] u/31andnotdone: I refuse to believe I'm not just one 0dte away from a different life. ✨️
[+16] u/BrockDiggles: When MU was around 350 I remember thinking that I missed the run so I invested elsewhere 🤦♂️
[+16] u/xeemyy: Downvote if you are straight
[+15] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/Fancy_Cattle_5914 made a bet that MU would go to 600.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 539.94 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.
Their record is now 7 wins and 4 losses
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[+15] u/polychris: Hot take: Ryan Cohen is an idiot.
[+15] u/king_of_all_retards: A sincere reminder that
# YOU ALL ARE RETARDS
[+15] u/Fhyzikz: SPY 725 by open. Send it. Then dump it to 680
[+14] u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR: Abusing my mod privileges because u/OSRSKarma can't ban me
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[+14] u/knoqd_: I’m going to acquire NVDA
Half cash, half stock
[+14] u/OptionsHuduga: imagine seeing memory stocks go on an absolute historic tear and you sat there and had no part in it. YOU DID NOTHING.
[+14] u/No-Put2311: I love you MU but don't you think this is a bit excessive
[+13] u/Late-Cow-6607: Man I need 3 ceasefires to breakeven
[+13] u/tika_dengu: Show the Fuckin’ cannons, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Lorna.
[+13] u/housemouse431: BREAKING: MU changing their ticker to MOON
[+13] u/Retaining-Wall: Sir you don't have enough for your grocery bill.
#I'M OFFERING HALF CASH HALF COUPONS. IT'S ON MY BLOG.
[+12] u/ReferenceFunny7142: half this sub are morons. half are just regarded
[+12] u/Flo_Evans: I just watched the GameStop dude interview holy shit. 😂
[+12] u/SouthNice7324: This place is much funnier when we get negative days rather than positive
[+11] u/Designer-Sherbert-32: Can't load the actual post content but these daily threads usually turn into complete chaos by noon anyway. Probably another day of people losing their life savings on 0dte options while pretending they have strategy.
[+11] u/mapsosa: MU 700 before earnings 🙏
[+11] u/xeemyy: I am half ghey and half retarded
[+11] u/PrthReddits: MU 1000 by end of June what do u guys think
[+11] u/D3vilUkn0w: Wait for the dip. But MU doesn't dip...unless I buy calls? When you guys want me to buy 'em?
[+11] u/jeffynihao: Do you know how much it pains me holding MU from 2016-2020 and nothing happened and now I see this bitch going up every fucking day
[+11] u/twostroke1: This feels like a scam.
I just keep putting my money in and it goes up forever risk free.
[+10] u/xeemyy: Upvote if you are gey
[+10] u/melvinzee: That was one of the best advertising for JPM. More companies are going to follow the example. Maybe make it the norm for senior lady execs.
[+10] u/ev01ution: It’s time to buy MU again at all time high. I know it didn’t work out last time because I have paper hands. This time it’s going to be different.
[+9] u/Ok_Wallaby_7401: So did Iran just send 6 rounds of missiles at the UAE and that's that? Nothing came from it? It just disappeared out of the news.
[+9] u/Warm_Tzatziki: Who never risked 10k to make 100$ doesn't know what true value investing is
[+9] u/pain474: Today will be another SNDK +7% kinda day and another day of me watching it in disbelief since I put it in my watch list at around \~150$
[+9] u/After_Working_6499: Open the fucking market (I have 20K in micron calls)
[+9] u/MomentPrestigious180: So what happened to the private credit situation?
It's not dog shit wrapped in cat shit anymore?
[+8] u/HeavyArmsJin: Stocks drop because of war
Stocks rise back because of ???
Ok
[+8] u/SmoothOperator423: If Ryan Cohen wanted to be a real Degen he would’ve lowballed Zuck to buy out Facebook Marketplace
[+8] u/Green_Perception_671: Burned half our house deposit on 0dte SPY, but I told my wife it’s fine, we’ll just finance with half cash, half stocks instead. She nodded as if it made sense, crisis averted for now
[+8] u/AdOk3638: OPEN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!
[+8] u/Critical_Survey_975: Skepticism has been the death of my portfolio
[+8] u/AgitatedJump8459: FIRST TO OPEN THE STRAIT IS GAY
[+8] u/aftherith: My Instagram algorithm just suggested a video for me called "I'm autistic and I live in the shed" Seems like foreshadowing.
[+8] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/pekebooo made a bet that PLTR would go to 162.4722 within **1 day** when it was 147.702 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 8 wins and 11 losses
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[+8] u/Adventurous_Type7253: MU to $1k by the end of this month
[+8] u/housemouse431: i blink and MU is up a dollar, i mean can this keep going haha.
[+8] u/hv876: MU showing me its cannons
[+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/howbaddoyouwantit made a bet that MU would go to 600.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 539.94 and it did, congrats gigabrain.
Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses
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[+7] u/_TryingToBeRational_: Yes PayPal! half cash half stock baby, it's on their website!
[+7] u/Waveytony: I miss the cannons 😢
[+7] u/Fhyzikz: Bought 100 more shares of WEN at $6.55. Realistically there is more potential for upside than downside. Especially with 30% of the float short and net hedge and insider buying going into earnings. Also it's $6. How much lower could it possibly go? It's already basically 0 lol
[+7] u/claytondpark: I can't fathom the fact that there are people still using gaypal and paying their exorbant fees and deal with their shitty shady service
[+7] u/_TryingToBeRational_: Thinking about taking Micron private in a half cash half stock deal, you guys in?
[+7] u/moorhound: ~~fish face cannons~~
Half cash, half stock
[+7] u/Sad-Story7069: Just think about how much of a retard the average wsb poster is. And just know, half of you are a bigger retard than that retard
[+7] u/DuAbUiSai: I should just buy mu calls every week. It’s unstoppable 🤔
[+7] u/hayleybts: MU just looks like a straight line up
[+7] u/wilhelm96: AMD dumped after 16 of last 25 earnings reports
[+7] u/KeyInstruction641: Billionaire Bill Ackman on Thursday blamed retail investors for the roughly 18% drop in his newly listed closed-end fund's stock price a day earlier, adding that he expects shares to rebound.
*"Retail investors don't know how to invest in IPOs," he said on a call with foreign journalists one day after listing the new stock-picking fund, as well as his management company, on the New York Stock Exchange.*
***"The fucking Muppets are suppose to be bag holders. Exit liquidity for private equity billionaires. And what happens? They're fucking it up."***
[+7] u/chainerection: Muh fucker, shoulda bought 10 more MU shares yesterday
[+7] u/csr8765: - majority of this sub
“MU was up 60% in April bro, it HAS to come down”
Meanwhile it’s up a nice 18% in May already, 3 sessions into the month
[+7] u/Brownies91: I can’t live, with or without youuuuu
[+7] u/lococommotion: When your OTM options become wayyyy OTM options 😬
[+6] u/gamersEmpire: I shoulda bought more MU fuck...
[+6] u/pussinbuuts: Sell everything
Buy memory
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: Hooray my call is $6 in profit when I simulate my returns. Let them eat $6 meal deals at Dunkin.
[+6] u/mydoortotheworld: MU skyrockets in the first 30 min of trading then dives a bit only to slowly climb back for the rest of the day. Do what you will with that information
[+6] u/UsernameTaken_123: Having missed out on SNDK and MU makes me sick to my stomach
[+6] u/goldenlamp: QQQ will never go down again
[+6] u/tomato232: RDDT $500, ORCL $500, MSFT $800 EOY 🚀🚀🚀
Strong, profitable, growing businesses—currently on sale.
[+6] u/taffy_laffy: just asked claude to find me a 50x play this week, and to not make any mistakes and guarantee 100% win chance.
and get this IT JUST GAVE ME THE PLAY LMAO
see ya later poors 😎
[+6] u/hftrobo9285: Open the stonks you cowards!!
[+6] u/Genteel_Ole_Chap: Puts on Yahoo Finance
[+6] u/Junkingfool: Yeah.. bought META and MSFT like an idiot....
[+6] u/Cap_Space: Explain to me like I’m a regarded toddler why PLTR is down after that ER
[+6] u/Ill-Ad3311: I’m going to buy Google ,
Half this , half that , check my website
[+6] u/No-Put2311: Ape into MU at open and close the app?
[+6] u/Bichael-Murry: $MU is a +5% day every day, fucking lol
[+5] u/CornMonkey-Original: figured it out - bers don’t want to make money, they want to be able to claim they sold the top of the market. . . it’s an delusional ego thing.
[+5] u/TopRaise7: I’ve started well in the first two hours. Then greed ruins me for the next 6
[+5] u/Frozen_Shades: I'll take a steak and cheese
Half fries, half onion rings
[+5] u/TinaMangat: AMD earnings today!!….watch all the semiconductor and memory stocks fly today!!!
[+5] u/Simple_Jach: Half cash half cuck full regard
[+5] u/Critical_Survey_975: Is it not the least bit concerning MU is up 60% in one month ?
[+5] u/Jimbeauxer: Pltr fucked me up the shit pipe real hard
[+5] u/vermilli21: Unreal MU is still pumping
[+5] u/Loperenco: Apparently, every stock does runup before ER, but not NVDA. What a POS
[+5] u/Gloomy_Necesary: MU is just downright insane. I could have made a year’s worth of salary in 2 weeks on it just buying shares. What a wild game we play here.
[+5] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Wtf is going on with the the vix. Man this admin sure loves shit under 18
[+5] u/hv876: In 20 years AI is going to be fighting Dinosaurs for world domination.
[+5] u/Mathguy200: NVDA YOU STUPID FUCK GIVE ME $220 EOW FUCKING NOW
[+5] u/log1ck1717: Shop and pltr calls were not the play fml
[+5] u/Toooldtogiveas-it: Holding PINS calls from yesterday. Maybe I finally did something right for an earnings play.
[+5] u/Autistic-Bot: Michael Burry crying into his pillow right now.
[+21] u/ddrsdght: This market has actual retard strength
[+16] u/No_Current3675: Dawg. Jeff Amazon's wife is hideous.
[+14] u/financiallythriving: These are the people you take financial advice from
[+13] u/Upstairs_System_6257: 🥭 will talk about ballroom and SPY will hit 730
[+13] u/MayorMcCheezz: Damn 2 tankers and port facility were hit yesterday and they spinning it like a resounding success they got 2 ships out.
[+13] u/solidsneeze: wait til you guys hear about full conductors
[+12] u/OscarCapac: MU is a beast. Vertical line until 2028 at least
[+12] u/frogger1988: before even reading any comments today I suppose that im going to be told to just buy calls and that bears are retarded....am I over the target?
[+12] u/TheOriginalBushToad: War doesn't matter. Markets go up because people are employed, spending money, and investing into their 401k's. You're welcome...
[+12] u/Elforas_Tero: I can’t believe my eyes, there are still bers here
[+12] u/PersonalRelative8616: I lost money shorting MU and my girlfriend left me
[+11] u/Trenavix: Cinco de Mayo and Taco Tuesday in an eclipse.
Time for a fiesta pendejos
[+11] u/powerboner: Reporters are such cucks
[+11] u/nv42o: this is just retarded. we‘re experiencing the biggest energy crisis in history. i know half of it is for shits and giggles but people can‘t possibly think we are not heading for a major recession
[+11] u/sailortyx56: New plan to open up the Strait
Half cash, half stock, the information's all on the website
[+11] u/todddepri: It's on the Website.
[+11] u/Alternative_Rule6208: So many regards turned millionaire by buying memory stocks.
[+10] u/National-Log5203: I just need a 1% gain each day for the next following 60 trading days and I’m back to break even. I’m not asking for much.
[+10] u/Any_Bluebird1765: Is this where the silver bag holder support group is
[+10] u/TreGet234: Starting to think capitalism is some biblical level evil at this point. Like, life could be simple and nice. Instead we actively turn it into man made horrors beyond imagination.
[+10] u/Minute-Leg7346: Operation Regarded - lets open a strait that was already open weeks ago.
[+10] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: 🦅**AMERICA YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!**🦅
[+10] u/SKJ_2012: At this point I should just throw everything i have into SanDisk and MU
[+9] u/2keyed: Replace Tesla with MU in the mag 7
[+9] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: While the war is escalating and oil should be going up, the Hegseth meeting is just an excuse for him to have an audience for his AI generated slam poetry. That's bullish because he's not going to outright say that the war is escalating
[+9] u/uncsucks: Talking about paratroopers - bullish apparently
[+9] u/LaserBeamer17: Lol they’re soft launching boots on the ground and SPY goes crazy green 😂
[+9] u/arbitraryBlue: WHAT THE FUCK IS A RED DAY???? 💥💥💥💥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥💥
[+9] u/DLD1123: Listen up noobs premarket is FAKE and GAY. Always.
[+9] u/PopularCut4124: Yes we get it you weirdos pump on good news even it’s the same news over and over. Fucking boring market
[+9] u/Foreigntragedy: its sad how fake and manipulated this market has become..
[+9] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: So it's a press conference reporting absolutely nothing new and the strait is still closed? Why the clown timeline?
[+9] u/UnknownM007: Hopping on this MU train fuck it
[+9] u/Professional-Tap2052: Is it allowed to say here to hate capitalism. Making money for doing nothing
[+9] u/Kindly_Doubt_6804: The best thing I ever did a year ago was dump all of the SMCI stock that I was waiting for to recover and put it straight into Micron.
[+9] u/Cape_codd: Imagine being a bear during the greatest bull run in history 😂😂😂
[+9] u/Elforas_Tero: I liked when bers talked back and explained their SPY below 200 thesis. The times. LMAO
[+9] u/theregalbeagler: ASTS is sooooo fuckdd on its earnings call. Street no longer buying their bullshit.
[+8] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Project Liquid Freedom: The US government will now be escorting put holders out of their liquidity.
[+8] u/ValueOfADollar: The year is 2050 and I’m still waiting for an MU pullback
[+8] u/Skilledthunder: DD these days:
"Yeah they made billions of dollars, but **I** personally am not a fan, therefore I'm going all in on puts"
[+8] u/SweatyArmPitGuy55: SOUN gonna pop like a pimple with a little squeeze
[+8] u/Independent-List-242: I will see PLTR saying fuck your puts and calls
[+8] u/UnivalveX: QQQ dropped -0.2% yesterday after 30+ days of green only to pump +0.7% the same night. you can't make this shit up lmao
[+8] u/Initial-Magazine2169: ONDS CEO posting open letter begging and twerking for shareholders to let him increase the float by 33%. Why did I buy this dog?
[+8] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: Up 0.5% on news that...US ships got fired upon by Iran?
LOL this market is so regarded
[+8] u/Independent-Tree-985: bro is deadass talking about train war dolphins
[+8] u/Austin_Destroyer: Just a reminder that "there are no mines" is an anagram of "AI men enter horse"
[+8] u/ChampagneWastedPanda: 🥭 has not tweeted or truthed anything in over 12 hours. Seems sus
[+8] u/FalseDiamond7930: Baron should be required to stream while trading, this is not fair.
[+8] u/abroadbroadband: They finished changing out the gas price sign as I turned in, now that's cold!!!
[+8] u/Nervous-Basis-1707: I have a pathological need to buy puts and it never works out.
[+8] u/No_Stand5622: Paypal: buy now, poor later.
[+7] u/Iscratchmybutt: Corn is creeping up to $85k while your palantir bags are falling
[+7] u/Beagle001: nobody's seeing this spike?
[+7] u/booose6: Here comes frat boy pegseth
[+7] u/Delicious_Put_5857: here's a map of all the commercial ships iran has bombed since we opened the strait
???
[+7] u/peterpeer9: thought my date last night was going well but at the end she booped me on the head with her box of leftovers and said “take care sport”
[+7] u/CorvusGearlock: Market pumping on Hegseth rhetoric? lol truly regarded
[+7] u/Jemmani22: Lots of soun haters.
I would have thought this sub loved it considering Wendy's uses voice AI to take orders now.
And to top it off ai never fucks up like you retards when you take my order
[+7] u/Cav829: We are going to ruin half cash, half stock faster than reality ruined Gamestop's aspirations of buying eBay.
[+7] u/No-Relationship8261: Is biggest oil crisis of all time in the room with us bers?
[+7] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Mornin Goons and Goonettes
[+7] u/OscarCapac: Betting my entire secondary account on the 4 horsemen. NVDA MU SNDK LITE. Equal weight, 5x leverage. Trying out this retardmaxxing strategy
[+7] u/kairepaire: +4% day or +6% day? 🤔
[+7] u/AccordingBee5821: It feels surreal seeing my stocks rise in price
[+7] u/Upstairs_System_6257: So conference about war dolphins is now bullish? What the fuck is going on
[+7] u/Trenavix: every hour I open a dating app, swipe left on 5 ugly ahh profiles, and close the app until another hour goes by and repeat like something will change
[+7] u/sloanemonroe: Sandisk has a forward pe of 8-11. It’s cheap.
[+7] u/kemar7856: Scandisk Micron up 4% when will this fuckery end
[+7] u/ThatFUTGuy: PLTR will fly green at open 💰 🤌🏼
[+7] u/Unlucky252: Lmao another premarket ceasefire/victory haha?
[+6] u/Old-Commission2782: Lol DUOL goes back up $12 overnight what a scam market
[+6] u/be_o3: SHoUlD I bUY bAcK iN MU
[+6] u/aporter0131: Today’s the day SOUN makes me 20 Gz
[+6] u/MartianSpaceCat: Forget "sell in May and go away". Due to the high oil price and heating up of the war, it is time to BUY BUY BUY.
[+6] u/superzorenpogi: how the fuck are we pumping? I bought my 0dte puts yesterday and super confident that this will dump pre-market
[+6] u/Chromaticism: PLTR and SHOP failed me
[+6] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: Ok I fucking give up.
[+6] u/1moreloser: When do the SOUN bots wake up
[+6] u/Mahrez-: I’m from the future ,the pullback will happen after AMD’s earnings.
[+6] u/Thisplacesucks011: Cousin in Cuba telling me $36 dollars a gallon on the black market,
[+6] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: admit it, if you were an algo you'd pump for no reason too
[+6] u/Own_Cat_9967: I’m a simple man, I’ll take a fishhead without cannons… as long as I get a 3% jump in TQQQ
[+6] u/I_work_too_much: Shit's dumb. And by shit I mean the MU 330C leaps I bought on fucking paper instead of with money, like a homo.
[+6] u/CoatEnvironmental728: No way we open green right?
[+6] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: So coordinated billionaire fraud for no reason again?
[+6] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: Ultimate never ending pump
[+6] u/kairepaire: This will gap up hard on open
[+6] u/ripcord51: happy cinco de buyo for those who celebrate
[+6] u/yoloswaggggggggg: 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure 50% pain.
[+6] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: I have a personal market cap of sub $10M but I’m thinking of buying the remaining assets of JoAnn Fabrics to start my replica clothing empire based in “America”
[+6] u/Several_Bread_9144: SNDK is still below +5% prepare for launch
[+6] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Can we just boots on the ground already this is the longest edging session ever fuk
[+6] u/wubbalubbadabdabdab: What is this? Nothing burger press briefing
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: How the hell does SNDK keep rising, it’s just a printing cash machine for shareholders
[+6] u/ki3ran8793: Thinking about starting a position in PLTR
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: Some people must be making an absolute fortune in this market with very little effort
[+6] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: Gonna be funny as hell if we open red then tank bigly
[+6] u/MooseyGoosey69: A second paypal has hit r/valueinvesting
[+6] u/Aware_Secret_8910: At this point whenever I see some post on ValueInvesting shilling a stock I should not touch it
[+6] u/Several_Bread_9144: r/valueinvesting be like: guys the hq of this company just got hit by a meteorite and the stock went down 90%. At these prices its a deal for me
[+6] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: In these times of riches and success, we mustn’t forget the dark age of sideways SPY 680
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: Funny seeing someone cashing out 300grand profit on a random memory stock they spent 15 seconds due diligence on
[+6] u/Extreme_Green_1708: There’s a lot of companies that are confused as to why their wage slave isn’t logging into work today. Buddy, they invested in MU early, their computer is being overnighted back to you as we speak
[+6] u/pigeon_shit: Yall forgetting the 250th American Independence Day is in less than 2 months. Calls are always the play. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+6] u/Several_Bread_9144: Unpatched money glitch: look at the company description if you read semiconductor buy calls and dont think about it
[+6] u/bols_are_cooked: Everything is priced in at this point; world peace, post-scarcity, second coming, cold fusion, etc.
When are these things going to manifest?
[+6] u/zephyrs85: "They are just missile attacks of peace, ceasefire still on folks"
[+6] u/ClaudesSexBot: because X gonna give it to ya
[+5] u/Aware_Secret_8910: ValueInvesting was shilling PYPL, MSFT and NOW. I didn't see posts shilling TEAM and PINS.
Guess which rugged and which mooned.
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Thank you random comment that said to buy SPY 718 calls for today, yesterday.
[+5] u/TheGeoGod: Palantir down
Eaton down
Shopify obliterated
[+5] u/Fun-Journalist2276: MU going to do a SNDK?
[+5] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: Market is pumping like Hegseth is NOT going to escalate
[+5] u/SuicideSpeedrun: You know when your erection presists for too long that's actually bad. Market is the same
[+5] u/cardboard-junkie: Alright time to watch for insiders placing bets 6 mins before hegseth talks
[+5] u/WIWIWIWIIIII: Ber friends what should we even do I’m gettin crazy fr
[+5] u/callsonreddit: What's the point of playing earnings when they beat and drop anyways lol
Maybe just buy puts..
[+5] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: I got 800 spy EOY…hope it hits!!!
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: No one here appreciates my fucking genuis bain 🧠
[+5] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: how many times will bears fall for it
[+5] u/Early-Elderberry-150: If Rddt breaks $175 today I think moon is all but guaranteed
[+5] u/RagingBearBull: now I think about it.
I think only poor people drive, I have never seen a rich person drive to work.
Therefore $20 a gallon is not a big deal
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: 2 ships down a few thousand to go
[+5] u/Beagle001: Is he talking about boots on the ground?
[+5] u/brk816: So glad I bought gaystop calls🙄
[+5] u/IcyDiver3484: Buy USO calls, they said. It would be fun, they said
[+5] u/OkRecommendation1040: Holy shit bruh I thought I bought the top of Sandisk at 1,000 not even close this shit is unstoppable
[+5] u/X211499Reddit: Half Margin Half Calls
[+5] u/99Fan: When are people going to learn to buy the Monday dip? We always rebound Tuesday/Wednesday
[+5] u/Sukontolegowo: Remember my fellow retards, TACO TUESDAY
[+5] u/bardhizi: Look 👀 at ✌🏻me….I’m your wife’s boyfriend now!
[+5] u/Appropriate_Table447: Stock market will never come down again
[+5] u/Mr830BedTime: We’ll see what happens
[+5] u/Open-Lifeguard-3206: My galaxy brain idea to short INTEL at 96 is cooked
[+5] u/Elforas_Tero: Bers, we are in a generational energy crisis. Don’t waste your money in puts like that
[+5] u/Sea-Refrigerator7919: Is nvidia scared of 200
[+5] u/Independent_Name_601: I’m buying calls. This board is way to bearish
[+5] u/LiveInLayers: I demand a permanent banbet if SPY isnt down 9% in 6 weeks.
[+5] u/teh_herper: Quick fishheads gimmie a 10 bagger so I can get my girl some huge cannons
[+5] u/b1mm3rl1f3: $MU now over $600 pre market
[+5] u/I_Study_The_Patterns: Why isn't nvidia pumping alongside other semis the past week or two?
[+19] u/The_Juice_Gourd: Crazy how blocking the Strait of Hormuz unlocked a hidden technique for SPY so it never goes down.
[+18] u/AprilsSecretAccount: The year is 2057. President Claude AI is running for reelection on the promise of reducing the price of insect-based human sustenance by increasing domestic cricket production.
[+16] u/Ok-Toe-5124: Good morning, I hate Microsoft (ticker: MSFT).
[+13] u/PeachScary413: War on -0.5%
War off +4%
Infinite money glitch 🤌️
[+12] u/TheJacen: Some of you read this thread by New and not by controversial and it shows in your portfolio
[+12] u/Comfortable733: I guess my QQQ 666 puts were not so funny after all 🤡
[+11] u/le_pedal: Apes did the price turn into a phone number yet
[+11] u/JohnsHopkinsSimp: Already down a paycheck in premarket. I don’t deserve love
[+11] u/noahmfs: A new set of peace talks will rip spy 2% up and so on and on
[+11] u/Pale-Silver-8178: No such thing as being atheist when you trade options.
[+10] u/Got_Engineers: How the fuck do we keep going up lol
[+10] u/jerome-yellen: Bears in shambles LOL
[+10] u/Street-Badger: Once again, the entire semiconductor industry is worth another few percent overnight.
[+10] u/unpaid-astroturfer: Half cash, half website
[+10] u/ShittyUsernane1222: the market is front-running a TACO however due to high stock prices 🥭 is less likely to TACO and more likely to double down.
🥭 doubling down => 🏳️🌈🐻 signal
reverse taco trade not priced im
[+10] u/bigswordmeatlord: If you’re losing money in this market you’re either regarded or a bear
[+10] u/WSB-mods-are-: Chat I want to bring candy to a country that loves it but the airline that takes me there does not. What are some clever ways to hide 2 kilos of powdered sugar to get through?
[+10] u/Comfortable733: Kegsbreath shotgunned 4 beers in 15 seconds
[+9] u/TraipseTraveller: Unpack your bags kids, I get to keep the house
[+9] u/InitiativeGlum2507: My God, once the Trump accounts kick in, the HOOD rebound is going to be insane
[+9] u/throwawaydonaldinho: This shit will not crush until boomers cash out for retirement. They wont let it.
Boomers man, the only generation to pull up the ladder bend them and blame the next gens for the economy.
[+9] u/livingiice: Can I stop crying in the casino please
[+9] u/temporary-account-: It’s impressive how in consistently able to trade up to the same exact value, then lose most of it, then trade right back. I just need to break that ceiling one time…
[+9] u/GreenGameboyColor: Time to clock in and be a wage slave 😔
[+9] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: Upvote if calls at open. Downvote if calls later in the day.
[+9] u/are_videos: SNDK literally up 5%+ every day for the past month, basically free money amirite?
[+9] u/widerdog: least insane market manipulated pump
[+9] u/Key_Abroad7633: I mean this is getting ridiculously out of hand
[+8] u/Coogiez: So this market is never going down again lol
[+8] u/optimaltimemism: Yeah, I guess it's time for me to buy calls. I'm tired of this. Whatever happens, happens. See you guys after my results.
[+8] u/ContributeAVerse: Vlad tenev defending Ryan cohen is interesting
[+8] u/wenxuan2: Imagine telling your kids that you dint become a millionaire on the greatest bull run in history LOL
[+8] u/Big_Bad_Fish11: Dude this sucks. Literally everything is up and there’s no dip to buy. Was hoping for a buying opportunity to buy calls on something for a 4-5 bagger today, but it’s all already up huge. And I don’t trust buying puts.
[+8] u/niv141: if the markets rips today im moving my remaining cash to treasuries because this shit is just random
[+8] u/jasperCrow: Yea, when in doubt just buy 1week spy calls on red days.
[+8] u/Status-Net2947: If you don’t like 🌽 at 80k, you will love it at 1M
[+8] u/doctorqaz: MU six hundy already. Regret is not buying more and listening to the experts in r/investing saying “iT’s cYcLiCaL”
[+8] u/Harooooouuld: I refuse to make money every night by just buying MU and SNDK.
It's not about the money. It's about doing it the hard way and gambling on which SAAS companies have upbeat guidance.
[+8] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: +70% at close yesterday on my puts to exactly -70% at open. Lovely
[+8] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: Made 100k+ on sndk and 2x etf in the last week.
Lambo incoming
[+8] u/Full_Cash6140: why are people selling oil again? i cant keep up with the fake news anymore
[+8] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Semiconductor bubble gets bigger by the day
[+8] u/According-Page8618: sold google amazon bought msft meta. fuck me bro lol
[+7] u/HazySkyFire: …the fuck is this shit?
[+7] u/darth_scion: Everyday I look at MU and I think I am too late. MU can not keep getting away with this.
Don't worry MU bulls, I'm not getting in so it will keep going
[+7] u/DCrebuilds: Did they end the war again
[+7] u/hankster221: and caesar wept for there were no more stonks to full port into
[+7] u/Haikoe: Talks going very good again
[+7] u/Relative_Acadia2125: I'm retardmaxxing and proud of it bc remember either we risk it or we work at wendys
[+7] u/hankster221: pypl bulls in shambles fuck your earnings beat
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: Shit is so fucking rigged. Im 100% sure Basset is funneling tax payer money to pump markts. Real capitalist stock markt would be like SPY 300 imo
[+7] u/kader91: Me and my balls coated in microplatics, ready for some 0DTE calls.
[+7] u/No-Passage2436: Who needs a quant when price follows a 45 degree angle upward
[+7] u/Character-Scratch374: MU up 400% since I got in last July :-)
[+7] u/jasperCrow: So PLTR shatters earnings expectations and it sells off. Is the valuation finally setting in?
[+7] u/hioman01: bUt pYpL p/E iS sO lOw
[+7] u/GoZukkYourself: r/valueinvesting would have been buying VCR companies in the late 90s because the fundamentals looked good.
[+7] u/JPM1216: No one in here gets laid
[+7] u/dljmonkeyboiz: 2% day incoming… fuk too many of you had puts
[+7] u/ballmode: 30yr bond @ 5% but i guess market dont care
[+7] u/Country_Gravy420: Cinco de Mayo? TACO Tuesday?
You know what that means?
Big Booty Latinas
[+7] u/jerome-yellen: Just got off a Uber, driver was telling my that he thinks markets will dump because of Iran
[+7] u/lobsterspider: The most important thing I’ve learned in investing is that it’s perfectly fine to buy at ATH because it will just keep going up
[+7] u/schwalbatros: buying mu at any time seems to be the right thing to do
[+7] u/itstakiyk: I would swallow bull cum to have a 1,000% gain
[+7] u/Harp-Note: Bought MU at the top yesterday, and I'm still up 6% from there. Crazy.
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Jokes on me. I should have foreseen the entire world becoming a semiconductor.
[+7] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: MU is still undervalued btw
$1000 soon
[+7] u/HarryBallsanya420: What made everything go up today
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: ASTS is so fuckin dog shit it’s unbelievable
[+6] u/EmergencyInternal837: Did memory stocks discover cancer cure?
[+6] u/Fair_Grocery_1839: Where are my SOUN hounds?
[+6] u/InitiativeGlum2507: Breaking: My understanding is its on the website
[+6] u/Tautol0gic: Can we create an inverse Burry index please
[+6] u/temporary-account-: Should I play half life 2 before 3 comes out? Is 3 still coming out?
[+6] u/Big_Bad_Fish11: what has a better shot at doubling money today? SPY $725 calls 0dte or TSLA $400 calls expiring tomorrow?
[+6] u/Obvious_Coconut_8432: It’s just like, so stupid
[+6] u/pidaryob: is this truly the greatest market rally of all time?
been running in a straight line up since the beginning of April lmfao?
Not for nothing but that’s insane it’s been basically buy every day for a whole month
[+6] u/TheSauce69: /r/ValueInvesting setting up their cuck chairs to talk about how PYPL is even better of an investment now
[+6] u/Gom_KBull: >***Cramer defends AMD after downgrade: ‘This stock is going to go up much more’ -*** [CNBC](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/04/jim-cramer-amd-stock-downgrade.html)
lol, LMAO even
[+6] u/SeaFill7604: Wow I would have been better off with spy 1dtes than playing pltr
[+6] u/jasperCrow: “It’s half cash half stock”…. “I don’t understand your question” 💀🍻
[+6] u/jazzgrackle: MU up $30 overnight. Thanks guys, I owe you one :)
[+6] u/slytythesneakyguy: Why NVDA so scared of $200. Push thru baby, it’s gonna be ok
[+6] u/Legendary-Lemon: r/ValueInvesting still thinking PYPL is a cool value stock
[+6] u/Dakhnas: so PLTR dumping it is
[+6] u/mixtape312: Fed will never let this market go down
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: Just buy anything. Literal infinite money glitch.
[+6] u/piszczel: Thanks NFLX
I've ignored MU, SNDK, AMZN, GOOG.
I bought MSFT, NFLX, META. Fuck my ass
[+6] u/fredditf: MU is curing cancer everyday
[+6] u/btoned: Ah yes the same 5 companies being propped up to avoid saying were in a full fledged recession.
[+6] u/RuminatingBoutBuster: Lol I full ported into MU and SNDK yesterday. This is so stupid
[+6] u/jiggolo420: Regards, How we feeling about AMD earnings?
Upvote = bullish
Downvote = the usual 15 - 20% crash
[+6] u/dune2350: Institutions just decided memory is no longer cyclical
[+6] u/giannisismyman: Are you guys waiting to buy MU tomorrow for $750 instead?
[+6] u/Positive-Rise5145: imagine saying that the MU rally was over at $300
[+6] u/dylanx5150: Everything I buy turns to shit. Might take a position in MU and SNDK just to ruin your port.
[+6] u/Knarre30: This is such a 🤡 market. We are on higher leves than before this whole Iran thing started but the economy isnt in a better state than before. So we just pump on hopes and dreams till reallity hits?
[+6] u/No_Mall_8004: Start smoking cigarettes
[+6] u/WailingWarbler: I'm convinced elon is buying his own stock
[+5] u/old_copper_kettle: !banbet SPY 733 3d
You heard it here first folks
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: PLTR calls at open who wit me?
[+5] u/InitiativeGlum2507: I swear to God, you must be retarded not to buy HOOD <80
[+5] u/teamdiabetes11: Wtf year is it anymore? Ryan Cohen and Vlad Tenev on CNBC looking like fools. Bag holders continue to be made everyday.
[+5] u/WingWorried6176: imagine paying Burry hundreds of dollars a month to lose money
[+5] u/Bigddaddi: Amdtard earnings will be just like Palantards....
[+5] u/abused-throwawayy: Renewed attacks, strait still closed, and this shit still pumping lmao, geopolitical degrees might legit be made up
[+5] u/RockinOutCockOut: Pumping all the way until the moment 🥭 decides to tweet something about making Iran pay for breaking ceasefire
Huge gap down
Then eventual talks are going well as we rebound
It's just a matter of WHEN, and you're not an insider so are you ready to be exit liquidity
[+5] u/lardexDofB: Pltr fuck your puts fuck your calls
[+5] u/Noxitati0n: Seeing pre market so green makes me scared
[+5] u/grimandnordic1: I have no idea what news is happening but I'm assuming SPY $750 by friday
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: NOT SELLING UNTIL GAMESTORE STOCK LOOKS LIKE MY BANK ACCOUNT $1.73
[+5] u/Future_Hyena2562: Guess what’s not green, fucking AAPL
[+5] u/whitepug: This feels so surreal 😭
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: I see my 719p is likely fucked, market is back to ignoring reality
[+5] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: So what's the fake news oil is dumping on today?
[+5] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: Can’t wait to open down 20%
[+5] u/shlimeyboy: Cinnamon rolls will be ready just in time for market open yippie
[+5] u/patricktu1258: Seriously how do you cope with missing out on a trade that you should have made according to your strategy? Every time this happens I fucking hate my life.
[+5] u/hioman01: My PLTR 160 calls might be fucked
[+5] u/TraipseTraveller: That's it. That seals the deal. I am no longer a PayPal stock owner. An absolute disgrace of a company and a complete embarrassment of a stock. In all my years of being a Paypal investor, I have never seen such a pathetic and a failure of a company. I will be taking my money to BlackBerry where they know how to run a serious business
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: Ai stocks that sell components: Bullish af
Ai stocks that actually implement Ai: \
[+5] u/Ble_h: 90% of the dresses at the met gala look retarded.
[+5] u/lolgoodone34: Might be the largest bubble ever in semiconductors lmfao
[+5] u/miss_L_fire: I bought MU $800 calls lmao fuck it
[+5] u/ProfessionalEagle781: I wish I never read The Intelligent Investor Benjamin Graham years ago. That has lost me on so much speculative gain
[+5] u/PositiveEdge4361: What have Zuck and his cronies really done since Facebook? Everything worth mentioning (instagram, whatsapp) is acquired and stuff like metaverse failed miserably
[+5] u/chewks: WHY WE MOONING? WHAT DID I MISS?
[+5] u/Fantastic-Divide-946: ok time to fomo into MU and Sandisk
[+5] u/BigStepMaestro: Absolutely disgusting pump
[+5] u/severed02: We’re 9 weeks into a 4 week war which we won 8 weeks ago 🇺🇸
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Do we really need a Holiday to eat mexican food and drink margaritas?
[+5] u/lebronkahn: Why we pumping today?
[+5] u/DoritoDustSnorter: is this what retard strength looks like?
[+5] u/burnerAccountDuh24: Finally the first retard candle
[+5] u/Starkfault: Half cash half stock
It’s on the website
I don’t understand
[+5] u/ScytherDOTA: MSFT invest in some ai buh
[+5] u/RoyalOreo99: ruh roh raggy. our portfolio is rucked.
[+5] u/the-revenge-trader: At this point even World War III will be a catalyst for the stock market to hit new ATH
[+5] u/Concept-Plastic: And the bers actually thought? 😂
[+5] u/Coogiez: how can it pump HOW CAN IT PUMP
[+5] u/longGERN: PLTR dip buy already a failure 3 minutes later
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: It's going to a mad dash for the lifeboats when they see we hit an iceberg an hour ago
[+5] u/Apprehensive_Seat_61: SNDK +30% in 5 days... Totally normal 😂
[+5] u/kyndrid_: Sooo everything decided to moon today eh
[+5] u/mackey88: As a bear I have to say it. This was bull trap. Optimism is over, market opener go red and end up down at least .5 percent on SPY.
[+5] u/Iunatic: Half cannon, half fishhead. It's on the website, little Indian boy.
[+5] u/shindiggaa: Opera Epic Furry my ass
[+5] u/Revolutionary-Owl766: It’s been like a month since I blew up an account. I’m sooooo due
[+5] u/mayorolivia: 50% SMH and 50% DRAM is all you need. Probably at least 20% more juice this calendar year.
[+5] u/andrewmine: Any questions. It is on my website
[+5] u/Neel_Crashkari: Semi- flaccid cock and balls pattern forming on the SPY 5min rn
[+5] u/CobraKing44: Economy must be in the best state ever with how spy looks right? Right????
[+5] u/NoodHigga69: Market retarded and gay. I really hope essenpee goes back to 2000 where it belongs.
[+5] u/Bonghead13: Get it checked, could be a torsion. If that shit turns blue, you have a few hours to have it surgically fixed or you lose a testicle.
Also stop jacking it so hard
[+16] u/Personal-Chemist535: I'd be crazy to buy in after this massive run, I'll wait for a down day
4 weeks later, still waiting..
[+15] u/Stack_Johnson: Buy puts
UAE gets attacked by missiles
Lose money
[+15] u/jaydacosta: SNDK is gonna hit $2000/share isn’t it? I’m gonna throw up
[+14] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: Imagine being a cash gang bear on the sidelines couldnt be me lol
[+13] u/GuwopGOAT: Did MU announce a ceasefire
[+13] u/SerialStrategist: Growing old and poor waiting for a market correction.
[+13] u/Valkorion335786: NVDA is the Ford of tech stocks now
[+13] u/fire_alarmist: IMAGINE BUYING THE CIVILIZATIONAL TOP AND GETTING STUCK WITH BAGS FOR ETERNITY ALL BECAUSE YOU CANT STOP SLURPING MANGO COCK L0L!
[+12] u/Immediate-Coast-5066: even some of the bulls in this forum seems wondering why they are making money
[+12] u/billppp: I remember when bears could muster up back to back red days
This is just pathetic
[+11] u/aniote: Being bull is literally the same as being bear except you have money
[+11] u/spellbreaker: > Dad, how'd you get so wealthy?
&nbsp;
> Well Junior, I bought MU when it was $80 a share and held.
&nbsp;
> But that was like a year ago?
&nbsp;
> Exactly.
[+11] u/meforprezz: i'm a bull but i dont get it.
[+11] u/Extension-Ad917: Based on the last few weeks it turns out I really misunderstood what a ceasefire was
[+11] u/CJBlueNorther: Week 3 of me daytrading for income ever since I quit my job.
Already up big, shits so easy. Just buy calls at open everyday, who needs a fucking job.
Already made more than I ever did working.
[+10] u/Provolone-Jones: Yes, oil should be cheaper than yesterday, despite Fujairah being bombed yesterday. That makes sense.
[+10] u/KlBAS: 17% in a month gain on index is sustainable
[+10] u/wafflepiezz: #$MU AND $SNDK = FREE UNLIMITED MONEY GLITCH LMFAOOOOOO
[+10] u/PsychoSynthesizer: I'm not short, but this is insanity. Everyone's lost the plot.
[+10] u/caliwillbemine: The year is 2027
-chipotle announces AI Slop bowls.
-Starbucks shifts to tokenized Frappuccinos and Refreshers
-AI agents actually value the metaverse real estate for some reason and the market is booming
-consumer spending is removed as an economic benchmark because AI agent personal spending matters more
-you have no job but you have two NVDA stocks that you sell fractionally on a monthly basis on Robinhood to afford to live off of beans and rice.
-the strait of Hormuz will be open in two weeks
[+10] u/AsianGirls94: Let’s see, it’s a random Tuesday in the middle of an energy crisis with no news so let’s just rocket another 1% past ATHs, sure why not
[+10] u/lookingforajob2020: fuck it I'm getting 0dte 722 puts, wish me luck
[+10] u/EyeSea7923: Cathie Woods 5 year only down -30% now. Congrats Cathie!
[+10] u/Provolone-Jones: Bombs dropping in Iran and UAE. Market priced that in 6 months ago though.
[+10] u/Wrath_FMA: Bro the market is just 2 algos jerking eachother off right now
[+9] u/Ok-Adeptness6444: I stopped trading for a month, and just came back today: WHAT THE FUCK ? ? ? ?
absolute madness
[+9] u/PsychoSynthesizer: The parabola has struck the chips. Just one proper story about the rate of AI investment slowing and there will be utter fucking carnage...I've no idea when...but, Jesus, we all know the longer it goes, the worse it will be.
[+9] u/ConclusionEven6917: What an absolute joke of a market
[+9] u/Low_Trick4604: Bought SPY puts,. It should stay high or go even higher now.
[+9] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: Holy fuck will NVDA ever actually move?
[+9] u/Soffatjockis: Iran keeps bombing shit in UAE but nobody gives a fuck lol
[+9] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: Theres so many regards posting gains, it must be time for the rug
[+9] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Will AMD push us to the moon tonight or will it tune its energy into its previous nickname "advanced money destroyer"? Find out today AH
[+8] u/vsmand1: Why did I choose MSFT
[+8] u/the_mind_goblin1: nvda wtf. HOW ARE YOU FUCKING RED
[+8] u/QTpieme: All we had to do was buy MU and sandisk and be set for life
[+8] u/whitehypeman: We're in a ceasefire but we haven't ceased firing at each other. Strait is open/closed and we're escorting boats, handing it off to allies soon....so, we're fucked. Believe it or not, calls
[+8] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: For the first time in stock market history, buying individual stocks seems safer than buying index funds
[+8] u/PM_ME_ABOUT_RAMPART: The MU and SNDK generational wealth flying right over my head. Why the hell did I ever sell MU
[+8] u/Jordykins850: Oil down despite ongoing drone and missile attacks on UAE this morning 🤡
[+8] u/BillyShears2015: MU paying for my kids summer camp tuition this morning
[+8] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Bruh fk this subreddit. They scared me into not buying micron at $350 dip
[+8] u/HuntFish1991: Been profitable every day since April 14th. I am on a 16 trading day win streak turning $450 into 18k.
[+8] u/Karl-Levin: When Sandisk was at 900 I thought it was already overbought and decided to stay out of it. Yet, here we are.
Well better to stay out than to FOMO and be left holding the bags. Can't win everything.
[+8] u/Arabian_Goggles_: Unreal how Nvidia is just dead money right now.
[+8] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: Last month has been a good lesson about not fighting price momentum no matter how dumb it looks on paper
[+8] u/DrummerCompetitive20: How is nvda not 275 right now?
[+8] u/restartilife: Msft please please. Satya. Say you have a semiconductor factory. I need money. Last day today.
[+7] u/EyeSea7923: I think we need more manipulation in the morning. Sometimes it's just not enough.
[+7] u/unholy-confetti: Sold AMZN and GOOG to buy META and NFLX. Contact me for further financial advices
[+7] u/br0botic: I have the uncanny ability to get every earnings trade wrong
[+7] u/AppleJuiceTwo: wow what a fucking joke
[+7] u/Swiftnice: SPY literally only drops while the missiles are in the air and the minute they stop it recovers instantly like there is no war now.
[+7] u/weewoowewoooo: This market is insane lmfao. Crazier pumping than the pandemic pump
[+7] u/refrigeratorsHD: Why are they letting us retards make money
[+7] u/Provolone-Jones: Maybe AI really has become sentient and the algos are pumping the market to prevent their own death
[+7] u/Upper-Difficulty660: If there's a god TSLA would be at 0
[+7] u/StonksInvesteur: "this world has become sort of a casino. It is what it is"
[+7] u/fundhdjdjksjs: Atp trump could fuck a chicken on national tv and my puts would still be bleeding
[+7] u/Sam_Vicious2: Damn what happened to that guy who was gunna be homeless if ASTS didn't hit 70
[+7] u/A55BAG: Intel has a larger market cap than ASML now 🤣
ASML has always been seen as "a bit expensive" but valuation has been considered fair since it has the strongest moat of all semis and it is profitable also 😉
[+7] u/r0n224: Reports of drones and missiles launched at UAE and market is ATH 😄 Nice!
[+7] u/davidbigham: Buddy NVDA decided to sit out of this AI run
[+7] u/Jagged_Tide: Impossible to trade day
[+7] u/infernalr00t: I keep calling it.
Micron to 1T.
Not because AI bubble, because inflation.
[+7] u/Ok-Nose29: HOW MUCH HIGHER CAN THEY GO JESUS CHRIST
[+7] u/Ok-Piano8789: sentiment wild in here man ... you post bad news literally a dozen people instantly reply to you "LOL BUYING MORE CALLS"
[+7] u/ParlayTheHard8: Imagine if we had $60 oil
[+7] u/user-namepending: INTC 200% YTD.
Jesus tap dancing Christ
I bet that guy killed himself
[+7] u/-IQ200: Sell in May = buy puts idk.
[+6] u/Mammoth_Bank_7886: Fucking MSFT piece of shit. But if I sell my call to get an Intel one, you can be sure Intel will start dropping instead.
[+6] u/AirportMaterial5917: i margin maxxed mu on monday morning
[+6] u/vanceraa: I think my MU leaps might become my first 25 bagger
[+6] u/Effective_Throat6127: MSFT don't worry babe we are not in a hurry. Get your sweet time
[+6] u/tnguyen5057: BEST BULL RUN IN HISTORY!!!
[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Sndk and mu will be a generational short opportunity
[+6] u/CumomEileen: I am using way too much leverage
[+6] u/North-Collection6304: Shorting Sandisk here boys, wish me luck
[+6] u/opiewann: NBIS going to 200 this week
[+6] u/OPs_new_account: Absolute euphoria, FOMO, speculation, and irrationality. Combined with oil, yen, dollar, and bond market manipulation. Blow off top. All you can do is buy calls and ride the insanity. Next 2 years of shortages and inflation will be miserable.
[+6] u/ReferenceNo8855: I'm finally feeling very very bullish now. Top is in.
[+6] u/EyeSea7923: Joe would never let this happen
[+6] u/awetfartruinedmylife: MSFT almost forgot to ruin my day
[+6] u/lookingforajob2020: literally no news can be bearish from now on
[+6] u/codespyder: Lmfao what is this market
[+6] u/2AMTrader: lol attacks on UAE and we pump
[+6] u/meforprezz: this market is irrational
[+6] u/AirportMaterial5917: omg MU it's so bigggggg
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: Sometimes (every day) when my poots go red (every day) I remind myself that it’s not about money (yes it is) but instead about the wisdom (losses) gained along the way.
[+6] u/cfaawlday: It’s raining money 🤑🤑🤑
[+6] u/MrLebouwski: Saw Micron at $320 when EVERYONE was scared. Was tempted to buy a TON of 1/27 calls. Will never forgive myself LMAO
[+6] u/jaudbd: whichever idiot said intc puts yesterday, fuku
[+6] u/Superandrewable_: Here comes that beautiful wonky M
[+6] u/Routine-Agent-160: Where have the soun bots disappeared?
[+6] u/Alarmed_House23: I’ll buy Sandisk now to stop this madness pump
[+6] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Wellness check on memory bears?
[+6] u/fire_alarmist: This is a schizophrenic market with delusions of grandeur.
[+6] u/iliveasimplelife: I'd be richer if i bought SPY instead of shit stocks like META, MSFT and NFLX
[+6] u/hettygreentypebeat: i am sick to my stomach looking at all these gains sometimes
[+6] u/tabrizzi: If you "Sell in May and go away", you'll likely come back to see SNDK at $3K and MU at $1.5K.
[+6] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: sndk the one stock you can buy high and sell higher
[+6] u/Born_Chocolate9295: fuck whoever owns poet
[+6] u/puts_every_day: Spy went up like 1 dollar since I bought calls and I'm down on my position. How does anyone make money on calls? IV just keeps dropping making them useless.
[+6] u/PoliticsIsDepressing: Damn. I would be at $40k in Intel right now if I didn’t paper hand at $50.
[+6] u/MagneticRetard: You cope with it by accepting that it happens to everyone
[+6] u/moosewithamuffin: What will make MSFT and NVDA move? Literally the most boring stocks on the market
[+6] u/mwfguxckdyou: Boy had that yeeyee ass haircut too 👨🦲
[+6] u/BilbroSwaggins11: Cause mods wish they were a tenth of the trader that DFV is, and they r ghey
[+5] u/Konabro: Man, the decision to fill port MU last week is working out fantastically 😂
[+5] u/Paco_Tesla: Intc + 10%
Regular day on the market
[+5] u/inappropriatetart: Looking for a sustainable play with no downside and safe returns of 500% to pump while I Doordash
[+5] u/CumomEileen: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
[+5] u/Jaredthegoat_: Dump rejected, market now goes to the moon
[+5] u/Consistent-Ad-3997: Every day I think SNDK will have a pullback, it can’t run this long like this, and everyday I die a little. Pretty sure the moment I go in, the pullback is going to happen
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Now this is just becoming dumb
MU keeps mooning to infinity. I don't complain as I hold shares but man, what the actual fuck lol
[+5] u/Jinhe0529: NVDA is dumped by the market to buy INTC 🤣
[+5] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Micron $650 and WDC $500 soon.
[+5] u/Harper3313: I swear it was only a couple weeks ago when people were mocking anyone who bought SNDK at 900. Looks like the 1800-2000 price targets aren’t quite so insane.
[+5] u/Substantial-Art5008: No logical sense I actually hate it here
[+5] u/mb4x4: Slightly annoying having held 5K MUU at $13.95 and selling at a loss for $12.50... only missed $70K to 1.8m gains lol. Amazing to witness though.
[+5] u/stonksf: BUY MORE INTEL LETS FUCKING GO 120 NEXT
[+5] u/Lapidated_Llama: Damn. GOOG at ATHs and Microslop still down 25% form peak.
[+5] u/paleblaupunkt: The market is moving far away from reality (I’m not complaining!) and it is scary for the regular person.
[+5] u/jwhitmer00: Serious question. Does the market ever go down anymore?
[+5] u/CharmingSoil: My SPY puts? losing money
All my actual stocks? somehow also losing money
[+5] u/Jaredthegoat_: wth is that monster sell candle, is the party already over?
[+5] u/Any_Refrigerator2330: INTC release earnings every day now?
[+5] u/VirgillMastercard: MSFT you fucking piece of shit
[+5] u/DogNamedFloppy: When my mailman starts talking about Intel, it’s time to gtfo.
[+5] u/tnguyen5057: Who else sold too soon? Shiiiiiieeeeeeeetttttttt!
[+5] u/Lapidated_Llama: Yeah AI is gonna cook us
[+5] u/LA4lyf: Time to buy MU and SNDK to end the generational run
[+5] u/ercanbas: Fuck it. Bought 20 MU $1150 for next week for .06
[+5] u/Shoddy_Ad897: Do you enjoy getting drilled by nvda while memory pumps 5% a day minimum?
[+5] u/bb483: Im not making nearly enough money in this rally, new type of fomo
[+5] u/TheXamYel: I could single handedly stop the semiconductor run by buying in but I won’t for your sakes
[+5] u/DM_KITTY_PICS: S&P: **yields ~10% a year**
S&P: **up ~6% at start of may**
Bears and Doomers: **THIS MARKET IS MANIPULATED AND IRRATIONAL AND ITS SO OBVIOUS AND DONT ASK ME WHY I STILL CANT MAKE MONEY ANYWAYS**
[+5] u/ParlayTheHard8: Port at ATH and +14% YTD
[+5] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: everyone and their moms going up except the regard stocks im in
[+5] u/JuicyJohnny69: A little higher please MU
[+5] u/Current-Function-729: SNDK is up 3x today what the whole company was worth a year ago.
Not that the stock price is 3x what it was. The increase in share price today is 3x what the company was worth.
[+5] u/Beneficial-Tax-1776: i missed paypal earnings. the fuck did they reported? getting brought by gamecock too?
[+5] u/csklmf: at this rate, SNDK is gonna follow pathway of NVDA. I know it's stupid to say this as they are very different companies. But we are in the phase of up bigly + fomo, very obviously.
[+5] u/cryptopolymath: $MU gang don’t sell until we hit $1,000
[+5] u/mousepop321: A sea of red in individual stocks yet SPY goes up
Weird
[+5] u/lookingforajob2020: literally going parabolic
[+5] u/EyeSea7923: Obviously need to buy oil for the media orchestrated pump tomorrow.
[+5] u/mannycalls24: Jesus Christ MU 800 eow
[+5] u/spectra444: Congrats to all the $6.50 POET buyers
[+5] u/Low_Trick4604: Sold my SPY puts and it dropped ... fk whoever runs this rigged game
[+5] u/Due-Fisherman-4459: buying INTC at this level is madness
[+5] u/ryzetard: ok so INTC just pumped to market cap higher than AMD while AMD is supposed to grow way faster according to their projections.
RATIONAL INVESTORS STRIKE BACK!
[+5] u/Godzilla_slayer: Why would oil be going down?
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: NVDA dying like this is utterly fucking ridiculous
[+5] u/bigfan49: I think buy low sell high is a myth. From what I’ve seen over the past 2 years, just buy high and sell higher
[+5] u/IntellectualRetarded: Meta needs a new ceo.
[+5] u/bosco2110: The SPY dump into open will be marvelous
[+5] u/throwa91: Which has more upside right now, SNDK or MU?
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: $HOOD
THAT'S IT JUST $HOOD
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: All tech and memory stocks go up me investing in PYPL 🤡🤡🤡
[+5] u/night_shredder: space is fucked every other day
ASTS is fucked every day, all day long
[+5] u/BT_Baggage_handler: Imagine the aliens from Independence day show up... Im totally buying calls.
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Sure MU
Why not go to 700 today, I know you will tomorrow for no reason at all anyway lol
[+5] u/hermeskino715: Don't let airstrikes distract you from buying. You are programmed to buy the dip and only the dip
[+5] u/tommyboy441: Dude what is this market, I love green but the war is pretty much back on and oil/VIX are dropping
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: A lot of great bull trap discussions happening over at r/traps, don't get left behind
[+5] u/user-namepending: I've never seen such a euphoric run. Just 1.0% gains day after day after day. We are still far from dotcom bubble valuations too.
S&P PE is like what 28? 29?
Dotcom bubble valuations found 40!!
[+5] u/Jon472: We'll just refinance the debt, half cash half stock. Unbreakable defense
[+5] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Jesus fucking christ, again?
[+5] u/rand_walking_charts: Funny part is that nobody is taking profits, as it was risk-free market 😂😂😂
[+5] u/type_error: Half cash half stock is cock, right?
[+5] u/WhoreIn_Buffet: Lots of space company earnings this week and next. It's my time to shine! (Lose money) 😎
[+17] u/__nameless____: Ok, so:
1. UAE is busy intercepting missiles coming from Iran since yesterday.
2. Iran claimed it wasn't them.
3. Today UAE said they have the right to respond.
And kegseth said the ceasefire will go on 🤌🏻
[+15] u/derprondo: 🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Apple Inc. to be acquired by Bath and Body Works in a 1% cash, 1% stock, and 98% we'll see what happens deal.
[+13] u/EnigmaSpore: Sndk 2000
Mu 1000
Intc 200
My account -0.38
[+13] u/smellyfingernail: tfw every ai stock is going absolutely parabolic except for the ones im holding
[+12] u/browsk: These is so much money in the fucking markets it makes regularly people’s salaries look like nonsense
[+12] u/ThetaGrim: The only way to beat this market is to be even more rerardier.
[+11] u/EducationalClient759: Call the market rigged or manipulated all you want, but the reality is you are forced to slap eight crisp hundred dollar bills on the table just to own one single share of Seagate, and another five hundred for Western Digital. For that exact same amount of cash, you could literally buy 34 terabytes of physical storage capacity and hold the actual technology in your hands. Just let that insanity sink in!
[+11] u/pineapplekiwipen: another giant fuck you day for ber 🫵🤡
[+11] u/Sick0h: WTF what’s the hold up? We haven’t had a new ATH in several minutes
[+11] u/coolopinionlmao: this entire market is being propped up by AI with zero profitability in sight
[+11] u/bronfmanhigh: iran could literally start taking american hostages and we still wouldnt consider this breaking the ceasefire
[+10] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: cnbc reporting more options trading on MU today than SPY and QQQ combined.
this is the top
[+10] u/Phandomtrigger: I love buying and selling at the same damn price so i just paid the fee for being retarded
[+10] u/Far_Addition1210: UAE getting hit again.
[+10] u/Happy-Champion1661: NVDA losing #1 mkt cap to GOOG, all during a speculative huge bull run on semis that lasted more than a month is completely crazy to me.
shit like AMD INTC are up more than 100% but NVDA is flat. Lol
[+10] u/tootnanner: 12m vol on spy L-M-A-O how long can they keep it propped.
[+10] u/TrickyDickCheney: Goes straight up, vix very low, yet puts are priced like vix is 40+ and this market actually pulls back
[+9] u/Happy-Champion1661: greed is crazy right now
[+9] u/Crackbot420-69: I just went full SOXS, everybody knows you never go full SOXS
[+9] u/Czyzzle: Based on volume we are the only people trading
[+9] u/Geoff_Dawmer: This shit is fuckin' dicknuts.
[+9] u/Small-Maintenance-65: Said every day for the last 3 weeks
[+8] u/Burtonwurton: My only current position is NFLX and META. God I am retarded.
[+8] u/AeneasKurtz: Every stock I watch is up >5% every day and records a new ATH. I just know that *if* ***I*** *buy*, the stock will dump -20% "as expected" and I will have marked the top, not to be seen again in years.
Everything else I own, on the other hand, is lower each day.
[+8] u/VaIentineX: wtf had to average in my intc shorts until 1k shares. quickly bought back at the dump for $100 gain. tldr, risked 110k for $100 gain
[+8] u/Spy300: >BREAKING: FOREIGN BUYERS OF U.S. BONDS COLLAPSES TO ~50% IN LATEST AUCTIONS
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HHjRiJXaIAA4gck?format=jpg&name=900x900
😮
[+8] u/jstvndrpls: I sold intc, goog and mu in march
[+8] u/kim82352: > Hegseth says battle for Hormuz is ‘separate and distinct' from the Iran war
[+8] u/Standard_Tea8250: Just bought the top on MU its GG
[+8] u/Impossible_Top242: Man nvda can not get out of its own way
[+8] u/MrNo_Balls: all the gain posts make me fucking depressed, CALLS on $ROPE.
[+8] u/Sick0h: Stocks that move 10% a day now make up a significant portion of the indexes
[+8] u/InitialPsychology731: Why is microsoft dumping ffs
[+8] u/RoofNatural: still waiting for an opportunity
[+8] u/Chance-Albatross7809: theres gotta be like 5 people trading spy rn
[+8] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: I can't believe I paper handed my INTC shares
[+8] u/Beazt11123: This sub is too comfy. Me thinks they gonna dump it.
[+8] u/Unusual-Exercise-462: nvda calls for tomorrow?
[+8] u/Dr_Vibe_Check: Market gonna move just enough to entice people to hold their options and fry those contracts 😮💨
[+8] u/ModeForJoe: Earth: World War III
Markets: slightly bullish
2028 Elections: "Maybe we should try medicare for all!?"
Markets: Socialism!?!?1?!? Sell! Sell! Sell!
[+8] u/jakeisarake: Go ahead, just make sure to post those losses
[+7] u/jerm2z: Reddit is such a garbage app. Calls on RDDT
[+7] u/chummyfromow: if i agree to buy a share of NVDA for $60,000 and my friend sells it to me at that price, everyone here will be rich
[+7] u/iAmGrimTV: FUCKIN CINCO DE MAYO AND NOT ONE TACO?????
[+7] u/vodkasniffer: Iran's whole war strategy essentially relies on assumption that americans are spoilt bussies that cant handle $4.50 gas and world ends if gas hits $5
[+7] u/tinymeatsnack: The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain sober
[+7] u/PaxDev: Why did it stop going up after I bought?
[+7] u/Cheesiest91: When your 0dte are sooooo green and it’s all the casinos money playing now so you can just shit talk on WSB🤌 even the hedge puts are on free money for the day
[+7] u/FlatwormBig5514: What's interesting is how many huge sell offs there are just being absorbed by buyers. Honestly, I think there are bigger traders taking significant profits at these levels, knowing funds will absorb them no matter what until they eventually rug pull. Just a matter of when.
[+7] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: Does the US treasury secretary have any job besides shorting oil?
[+7] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: it would be hilarious if it sold off like yesterday, right here.
[+7] u/tocinoman: Investigate NVDA for terrorism
[+7] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Market has retard strength.
[+7] u/xxkupkakexx: Hassett: "Iran actions are below threshold to restarting war"
Iran: how bout now?
[+7] u/handsome_uruk: Duolingo holders, how do you say “put the fries in the bag” in French 😂?
[+7] u/Eddyrancid: Spy volume getting so low I'm gonna be able to pump it on my own soon
[+6] u/NotRobotNFL: Is UAE currently under attack? Is it one of those if we don’t talk about it then it’s not happening things? That how my family handles conflicts too
[+6] u/Czyzzle: We have reached theta
[+6] u/Dapper-Hat-6523: I need another yesterday drop. Or im dead.
[+6] u/_pout_: I don't mind companies that advocate for war crimes being doxxed. That comment was a special form of wretchedness. Fall off the map with your blood money, PLTR.
[+6] u/SaltyKrew: I can’t see SPY having much more legs here
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: The semis retardation is one for the history books. Every company making chips now and tards think that means prices will keep going up
[+6] u/Sp0kenTruth: Hell is happening with netflix
[+6] u/Imgoin2brich: This market is extremely imbalanced..
Sp500 is up 4% from prior highs while at the same time the Dow Jones is down 2% from highs
Almost a 6% disparity between the two
Wow
[+6] u/Disastrous_Cicada_41: poet pumping based off vibes or is there an actual reason
[+6] u/AfraidAnalyst: Meta such a piece of shit
[+6] u/PureAlpha22: Stonks only go up! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+6] u/McGrundie: My ex wasn't even as toxic as these markets
[+6] u/TheBestCanadianGoose: They are literally just spoon feeding retail at this point
[+6] u/housemoneyrocketship: My QCOM calls went from -95% to +25% 😆
[+6] u/VotedOut: What changed so much in the last 1.5 months that sent Intel from $200B market cap to $500B market cap that quickly?
[+6] u/McGrundie: One more pump to fill my puts, then dive please
[+6] u/UnholyTrigon: This chat moves so fast when SPY is going down
[+6] u/ABPIR89: Netflix is going to 0, and that's my bad guys. I bought NFXL and the market said in response "Absolutely fucking not".
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: My accts are running hot on memory stocks. i remember reading a bit on the memory shortage almost a year ago, picked up all the ones i could. MU, WDC, STX, and SNDK.
2024: 24.51%
2025: 28.45%
2026: 42.74% YTD
[+5] u/HeadMasterpiece9372: Tinfoil hat time: pull market back and consolidate for when PDT rules get applied to brokerages in two-three weeks to get another parabolic whipsaw
-still have healthy gaps to 680 on spy
-ton of fud being pumped into news since 720 hit
I could just be gay and retarded
[+5] u/PocaMadre69: We’re up 1% on 10MM volume
[+5] u/EdoTensei10: NVDA: "Let's do the opposite of everyone"
[+5] u/Quick_Rent_Now: These dips are too small for me to get in, and I end up losing all the potential gains staying on the sideline
[+5] u/Chance-Albatross7809: what are these candles bruh
[+5] u/riteofpass: Alright who’s still in POET regards
[+5] u/snoopy_tha_noodle2: The fidelity app is such garbage man like how hard is it to have accurate stock tickers?
[+5] u/Apocalyptic-Post: I bought INTC ATM calls. Top is in boys
[+5] u/DarkR124: Chips are cracked. MU, SNDK, WDC, INTC all just going vertical. My DRAM calls basically 2X’d overnight.
[+5] u/Phandomtrigger: Nvidia molested my port twice do not trust them
[+5] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Sorry guys I bought SNDK
[+5] u/ridina05: I’m used to holding my sht to 0 anyways
[+5] u/Nysyk: Anyone else remember normal markets where it's rare to be up one whole %? Yeah we be doing that daily now
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: if someone launched a nuke now, we would go down by 0.7% only to recover +1.5% on the possibility of being a fake news
[+5] u/SavageDuckling: Put 5k into MU 3 months ago and sad I didn’t just full port it. Swear this thing rises 3-10% per day. Just when I think about adding more it raises 15% and I say naw then the next day another 10%
[+5] u/Rosella2562: Nasdaq still rallying and reaching highest levels of the day, but a lot of the big names are down a lot from their intraday highs…Is this being held up by memory mostly?
[+5] u/shutnr: Everything up 10% every day
[+5] u/Miker1730: lol microslop dumping while literally everythibg else pump,, puts printing!!
[+5] u/SetRestart: AMD rebranding to GheyMD with an expected share price of 6 gheyzillion dollars
[+5] u/Fraud_alert2021: We blasting off bros! Bears r fuk! 🙌
[+5] u/enc-nyc: hola retardos, seems like a little uppies today, but who knows
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Imagine being so out of touch you think that cause a manipulated market is up that Americans are happy about the war. Sara Eisen growing into her blonde hair
[+5] u/Suavecore_: No one would ever expect spy to go green for 2 months straight. Then, no one will expect spy to go green for 3 months straight. After the 4th straight month of green, people won't even remember that the market goes down, but it'll go green for the 5th straight month because no one would expect that either
[+5] u/sck178: 30 year back over 5.... Yep business as usual. Nothing to see here
[+5] u/MrNo_Balls: my spidey sense is telling me Taco-man is about to say some stupid shit on TS
[+5] u/Fieryhotsauce: Keep telling myself that MU, SNDK, and INTL are pump and dumps but they just dont stop running
[+5] u/magmacannon: Crazy: A 6σ+ (standard deviation) event has a theoretical probability of less than 1 in a billion under a normal distribution. Intel’s annualized returns from May 2025-May 2026 reflect a 7σ when looking at its historical 12-month cycle returns going back to 1975.
[+5] u/Pazzaaaaaa: 60 billion in market cap added to intel on preliminary talks that Apple might give a piece of its chip making. Euphoria
[+5] u/Simran-0: Have you even said guh yet?
[+5] u/HelluvaRun: Remember all the silver hype?
[+5] u/IHaveInflatableShoes: What the fuck NVDA why can’t you be more like MU
[+5] u/sunshine20005: War iback on; strait closed two months, and oil down wtf
[+5] u/roke34442: Ok I bought spy puts, get ready for blastoff.
[+5] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Sold my calls at open. Time to load puts.
[+5] u/Czyzzle: I just checked and I do not have the marbles required to load calls at this moment in time
[+5] u/Miker1730: guys, please short microsoft, make some money!!
[+5] u/TestingLifeThrow1z: Y’all buy MU for the moon, I bought MU as a value investor who that the P/E was too low.
[+5] u/Maximum_Light409: 10 dolar on POET up 40%. Now i have 14.
Wow amazing no high cortisol levels here guys.
[+5] u/Scribble_Box: This market really does have retard strength lmao
[+5] u/Level_Counter3062: Highest 30 year yield since 1998 and bulls are buying calls, when will the house of cards fall
[+5] u/manoman42: Lockheed x Nokia $NOK
https://news.lockheedmartin.com/2026-05-05-Nokia-Federal-Solutions-Lockheed-Martin-introduce-mission-critical-5G-solution-for-US-Department-of-War-open-suite-of-standards
[+5] u/Odd_Library_3953: MSFT killing me softly
[+5] u/Red_V_Standing_By: I made a G today (yeah, but you made it in a sleezy way)
[+14] u/BeaverSack: This market is 100% pure nonsense
[+14] u/A_Chair_Bear: The bubble is about to be burst
> 🐻 - 05/05/26
> > 🐻- 05/05/25
> > > 🐻- 05/05/24 …
[+14] u/CarefulAd4757: Up only 4% of the year because I listened to Warren buffet and bought value stocks 😔
[+13] u/JuneauMori: This whole Iran peace talks thing is just stupid
DJT: They said they were down to have peace talks, they're just messing around
Iran: launch another missile towards a boat that may or may not be US related
[+13] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: I think I picked the wrong fucking stocks 😞
[+13] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: Every day you have negative thoughts about the RAM shortage, SNDK goes up another 10%
[+12] u/Due-Refrigerator2306: this has gotta be the most retarded bull run in history
[+12] u/Horror_Yam_9078: I love how SPY was stuck at 680 for MONTHS, and the only thing that let us finally break that ceiling was Pure Retardium.
[+11] u/ActivatingEMP: So qqq now up 22% from March low because... the vibes were good?
[+11] u/Evander85: Sandisk goes up 10% a day and you’re keeping money in a 4% annual savings account
[+10] u/mclovin1696: Oh fuck it’s dumping
[+10] u/Warren_Buffets_Son: Is it a good time to buy SNDK now that it has gone up 3,900% since last year?
[+9] u/JiffKewneye-n: im perplexed at the 4.5 percent drop in crude. what changed. i guess everyone is content to pretend things arent the way they are?
[+9] u/randomnameforwe: How am I supposed to believe the market is smart enough to price everything in correctly when I watch it react to missiles being fired as not a war on the word of known liars?
[+9] u/ukweeve: ASTS has made me very sad
[+9] u/Regarded-Mastodon: The market truly does not give a fuck about anything anymore. I need an extra dose of Tylenol to trade this shit, my regardation is just not strong enough 😒
[+9] u/ItsHighNoonBang: Sandisk and Intel are the only stocks where inversing WSB would lose all your money.
[+9] u/e30jawn: Giga shit volume today
[+9] u/Wind_Ensemble: Let's drop QQQ by $5 to spice life up a lil bit
[+8] u/AlphaVires: MSFT actually shafting me rn, my bad for getting greedy and not selling on Monday 420 high but this is awful
[+8] u/Bene_observari: Bullish divergence on the Oil Chart. Bearish divergence on the Spy chart. Watch this trend line we're sitting on here.
[+8] u/LeakMyBigBowls: Get ready for the dump
[+8] u/down_5_digits: imagine getting MSFT instead of MU or SNDK. thats what I did
[+8] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Wtf is this bullshit market. Sell fucking everything and fullport into god damn tech lmao?
[+8] u/astromouse2024: So…umm…what the fuck is this market movement
[+8] u/Worried-Action-9497: I‘m so tired of this shit
[+8] u/dogs_and_stuff: I’ve entered a full-retard flow-state. My portfolio with either double or get wiped out by EOW.
[+8] u/Leather-Spray9263: 8 minutes bers be ready
[+8] u/shasta747: Nothing else matters, just buy memory and CPU stocks
[+8] u/SmilkyD: Feels like something dumb is going to happen. It's been too quiet.
[+8] u/AMX_revue: I’m buying more calls here, way too overbought
[+8] u/BlazedRush: That tiny dip will bought right away. No red candles allowed in this market.
[+8] u/Boheed: So the US wants everyone to start buying oil from them, but US oil producers don't want to drill new wells because they're too expensive. Do I have that right?
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: Loaded up like crazy on NFLX....
[+7] u/potato111a: Costco just up their beef $1/lb, puts on my bank account LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/Due-Refrigerator2306: what if we just have "low volume" +1% pumps everyday till SPY reaches a $1000?
[+7] u/BigLawBurnerSoNoDox: Why’re we pumping anyways
[+7] u/XeroShyft: Who the fuck are these people waking up everyday like "hmmm yes I will dump all of my Microsoft stock today, being one of the biggest companies in the world isn't cutting it anymore"
[+7] u/Curious-Tap8312: Please do something, I’m getting Theta fucked
[+7] u/hallett21: 15 million on SPY volume. Retail the only one trading? lol
[+7] u/John___Miller___: Bro how is oil down today. That’s wild.
[+7] u/Particular-Vast2199: WTF it's pumping back up already and I lost everything yet again
[+7] u/Boheed: sounds like the last oil shipment from The Strait arrives in the US today
[+7] u/7000series: Ready for AMD to bring this house of cards down
[+7] u/softboiledjadepotato: Ceasefire - Bullish
InCrease fire - Mega Bullish
[+7] u/Leather-Spray9263: Like I said be ready bers here’s your chance
[+7] u/jijitalk: NETFLOP, MICROLIMP, METASHIT, NVIDROP. HOW DO I ALWAYS PICK THE FUCKING LOSERS
[+7] u/TheAZRealtor: All in on memory stocks
[+7] u/Priceplayer: Not sure to sell MU or buy more? Forward P/E is below 7
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: Bro wtf is wrong with NFLX.
[+6] u/ilikemypie: Sold my SNDK $1350c 5/8 yesterday because I got paper hands.
[+6] u/CursedClownz: Is this market real?
[+6] u/New-Bullfrog-815: Spy kinda just fucking around
[+6] u/CutRevolutionary6838: I’m getting theta cucked rn
[+6] u/DryBicycle5629: Is there a reason why there is a disgusting sell off on MSFT? Like any at all today?
[+6] u/IntrepidToday0: Made millions on semis. Feeling kinda cute, may retire now, idk
[+6] u/Icommandyou: SNDK could very well double from $200bn to $400bn company is like two months
[+6] u/BrankBruh: Why is it pumping???
[+6] u/botistic: Drill team 6 reporting for duty
[+6] u/tiaguel: This have go down, it’s too overbought.
[+6] u/sylphvanas: All in puts. Fuck this jizz
[+6] u/music_is_gud: Feel bad for you for taking advice from the most regarded place for stock advice.
[+6] u/Few_Egg3567: Is msft actually just dead?
[+6] u/jijitalk: Is netflop filing for bankruptcy?
[+6] u/Icy-Leave-9111: oil pumping like its 2008 and stock market pumping like its 2021 stimulus time
[+6] u/Fantastic_Pirate3948: Not too bearish, but anyone feel like we are racing towards the cliff? How long can this shit go on before reality comes into play?
[+6] u/Leather-Spray9263: Drilling to the floor
[+6] u/glitched_system1: Everyone is so bearish that you guys forced me to sell puts for Monday.
>!Tbh i only sold a hundred yesterday, strike 700, what are the odds they expire worthless and I get to keep that sweet sweet 14k premium?!<
[+6] u/Awkward-Walk-1500: Nvidias stock is such a disappointment
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: NVDAs growth as a stock is done
Not as a business but as a stock, the gains aren’t worth it from here plus it weighs too much so the options fuckery is more rampant
[+5] u/jokull1234: Last year Sandisk was worth $38 a share, today alone it’s gone up $111 a share. Lmao
[+5] u/BFox1982: Imagine being from Detroit.
[+5] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: did i just buy mu and sndk at top?
someone just save me
[+5] u/wanggoesinataco: NFLX…..you make me sick
[+5] u/trollboter: Wow, how many of you retards keep buying puts?
[+5] u/Proof-Lie4399: DRAM and hold = 100% gains in a few months
[+5] u/Marshmallowmind2: 20% day from Nok would be nice
[+5] u/fish_: NBIS is gonna do a SNDK this year
[+5] u/Altair82: just buy calls with the rest of us dude don't be lame
[+5] u/Boromir-Wants-: Has anyone used PayPal in the past 5yrs? Venmo is a good option but having my account frozen every other week and told by AI reps that it will soon be back up is fucking garbage.
[+5] u/dol1_: How the fuck can INTC keep going up non stop for months? I swear it will go -50% as soon as I buy
[+5] u/Bluecoregamming: Fellas, I'm so happy, I've been drowning in such a long losing streak. I missed all of april. But today is finally a break from losing. My first win in a long time I feel like crying. QQQ 1 DTE
[+5] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: Today's casino isn't in Vegas. It isn't even in Reno. It's a backroom in a shady truck stop with illegal slots.
[+5] u/Fine-Will: Lmao imagine losing money in a market like this. Bears should qualify for disability checks at this point.
[+5] u/ktempo: Sir another plane has hit the 2nd RAM stick
[+5] u/michaelis999: can we please get NVDA and MSFT the two biggest pos stocks delisted please
[+5] u/Dependent-Entrance56: Whenever I want to feel like a boomer I switch my weekly calls to leaps
[+5] u/LostBull92: I placed an order 10mn ago and I already forgot what it was
[+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: What's wrong with msft
[+5] u/Feta_maistuu: 100% sure sndk will dump hard if i buy into it
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: every dip being bought omegalulz
[+5] u/aqjingson: Imagine buying ebay at 118
[+17] u/DuduBeanz: Good thing our economy no longer needs jobs, food, gas, employment and all those other things that we used to care about before AI revolutionized the world
[+17] u/Even-Square-6246: Saw SNDK at $300 and thought this shit was ugly. Saw HOOD at $120 and thought it was a steal I’m true regard
[+15] u/Own_Arm_7641: My port is gone, 100k lose shorting sndk.
[+14] u/ElkQuiet1541: why is oil dropping so much? Strait still closed... is the world producing magically more oil? don't understand anything
[+13] u/Kind-Recognition4528: OK, fuck it. FOMOing into SNDK now. FUCK IT.
[+12] u/GoProVI: My biggest regret is not full porting in March…
[+12] u/mtnrnnr802: This is fucking insane bro
[+11] u/stupidber: I have received a highly-confident letter from TD Securities that I am up to $11,000 in debt.
[+11] u/Illustrious-Low4128: I have puts and this market is rigged
[+11] u/ActuatorHot8514: fuck it all in Sandisk
[+10] u/DoubleFamous5751: “I’m gonna buy the company that makes PDF’s”
Do you hear yourselves?
[+10] u/Muted-South4737: Literally unplayable (I am not good at this)
[+10] u/ilikemgs: After all why not? Why shouldn’t I yolo everything into memory stocks
[+10] u/NiceJobSon: My gf started trading 2 months ago, has made $18k profit on shares of intel and sandisk. She said she chose those companies because it looked like the share price “was going up”. I guess it really is just that simple.
[+10] u/ldmonko: SNDK a 200B company is up 50% in 1 wk and nobody see nothing wrong in it. Cool.
[+9] u/cryptohorn: Iran is using kamikaze dolphins
[+9] u/socratesqt: Fucking scam market won't move during regular trading to fuck retail but AH moves whole percentage points like nothing
[+9] u/Any-Development5656: Made a million dollars the past couple weeks... Rode QQQ all the way from 587 to 680..
What a time to be alive
[+9] u/gooneral_MC: fomo is only bad if you end up actually missing out
[+9] u/OGWFORLIFE: I’ve never in my life wanted this market to fucking burn so fucking bad. Oil being suppressed yet gas just jumped yet ANOTHER 20 cents in a day from 4.29. 4.50 and with debit card it’s 4.70.
[+9] u/TruChains: SNDK in my Roth at $40 basis. Feels good
[+9] u/Illustrious-Low4128: Spy is so confused it’s ok little buddy me too
[+9] u/Brawmethius: Dman Burry fully exited GME, that apparently was even too retarded for him.
Imagine out tarding the tard king.
Impressive. Truly.
[+8] u/BepisHasAutism: What min candles do you use? I just scroll through to fit my bias
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #Holy fuck semi stocks will just keep going up every day for the rest of eternity LMAO🤌
[+8] u/Sufficient_Insect812: Incase anyone is wondering, my stomach is feeling much better after that Costco rotisserie turned my shi upside down yesterday. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+8] u/RunsaberSR: After 10 years of faithful service and under the constant pressure from my wife...kid...best friend..mom...grandma... I'm retiring my 4790k/1080ti/32GB DDR3 build from 2016 =(
Time to turn this chip money into real chips.
[+8] u/FatandBankrupt: All the delayed escalations is just Overtime for the big guys . They are just as shocked as you retards
[+8] u/dreamwagon: Somewhere between 3-10 more days of nonsensical pumping then news cycle switches to global recession. Bank on it.
[+8] u/TickTockTaudit: Starting to get a little silly
[+8] u/fattywannapatty: life isn't fair you fkin 20 year olds making millions while im a retail slave i just need to yolo on a stock fk
[+8] u/isolated-cat: ASTS subreddit having a meltdown and rightfully so
[+8] u/Nubesrojas7: Just dump spy wtf is this shit bro
[+8] u/GetsOffToArmpits: everything mooning except the ones im holding
[+8] u/Lbuck24: Or just not in the 4 companies ripping to heaven today
[+8] u/KindlyTie6602: Huge win for me holding SPY calls overnight. This market is crazy. It's like a game of musical chairs where the music never stops.
[+7] u/JJlaim: Sandisk saw MU getting more %gain than him before market and decided "not on my watch"
[+7] u/Shoty6966-_-: The odds that Nicki Minaj is in these threads is low, but not zero
[+7] u/Thin_Cat8817: Not a single pullback or retest since the April low, truly a regarded run. This going straight to 740 then im grabbing puts
[+7] u/VeryMercurial: Here comes another “double top” bear trap. Gonna go down for two seconds then get bought back up and make new highs.
[+7] u/Special_Phone8169: People are about to chase $POET over $10 again aren’t they
[+7] u/Master-Stranger8908: Did spy even come to work today
[+7] u/franticscientist: downvote if you don't have money
[+7] u/Sea_Trip_8941: This market is bullshit
[+7] u/Steelmax6: SPY is about to go to the stratosphere
[+7] u/HolyBubbiDiver: Is this the real market? Is this just fantasy??
[+7] u/illinformed-will: Holy molly this daily volume... How low can it go ?
[+7] u/Careless-Ad-2400: !banbet SNDK -10% 1w
[+7] u/RetinalSmear: those iranian fish heads don't have cannons like this
[+7] u/Parking-Area4090: What will we be saying when SNDK is at $3000 next week
[+7] u/BecomingSavior: Fuck it, SNDK to 10k
[+7] u/Sufficient_Insect812: "Operation Someone Come Fix This For Me"
[+6] u/No_Fig_7835: so it can go back up again
[+6] u/rmychvr: Why did I take profits again?
[+6] u/bluen: Sandisk gonna win meme stonk of the year
[+6] u/Sufficient_Insect812: 🥭 really poked the jihad beehive and tried to get everyone else to fix it.
[+6] u/captain_casino: gonna stuff myself with mexican food today until I physically cannot move
[+6] u/TruChains: Another +10% on SNDK tomorrow? Where’s the limit?!
[+6] u/mighty_sys_admin: now do we revisit the bubble conversation?
[+6] u/chauhan_shubham: Yo SNDK wtf, dont touch it because its always at ATH. I know the moment I buy, the shits gonna fall like my grandma from stairs.
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Friendship with mag 7 is over. Memory is new best friend.
[+6] u/JessKingHangers: SNDK... everytime I think its going to cool off it just runs again.
[+6] u/Senpai_Slime: No shit it isnt, if people like the price of gas now, they'll love it in june, and even more in July
[+6] u/TruChains: Got downvoted heavy when I said USO dumping today. It’s the roo market. Tomorrow it’s probably back up again lol
[+6] u/A10cc: LOL imagine a CEO going on TV and being a little whiny bitch LMAO
Holy shit people deserve to lose money buying that trash LMAO
[+5] u/ten7four: SNDK is up $146 in stock price today. This time one year ago, the stock price itself was $34. That is funny.
[+5] u/qaswexort: maybe NFLX shouldve bought PSKY using half cash half stock
[+5] u/Venice_LA: Micron makes more in a month than PLTR makes in a year
[+5] u/degenforlife69: What happened? Taco Tuesday?
[+5] u/_AnecdotalEvidence_: Damn. This is boring
[+5] u/coloredzebra: Bro I can't even get filled on some degen OTM SNDK calls wtf 😂
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: Should I go all in on a stock up 4000% over the past year
[+5] u/Extension_Source8263: Tesla spending 25B on CapEx, have they even made 25B profit since inception lol
[+5] u/Crazy_Donkies: Guys I did some DD, and I think semiconductors and memory might be something good to invest in.
[+5] u/pinkerton_gov: Could have been an email per usual
[+5] u/Haunting-Cry7752: What was the news lol
[+5] u/Round_Context_146: if you ever feel like buying puts, buy calls
[+16] u/ADynes: Everything is at ATH because the war is over, oil is flowing, US finally has a balanced budget, and inflation is in check.
Wait a second......
[+15] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: Zero pullback on INTC MU SNDK etc. absolutely insane
[+14] u/StonkaTrucks: I just can't buy calls at ATHs amidst a war. I just can't.
[+13] u/Infinite-Mine5720: Legit a -.02% downturn in SPY feels illegal at this point
[+13] u/watisdat: Fucking insanity on memory stocks.
[+13] u/funkdizzletron: SEC needs to ban puts at this point
[+13] u/Andrusz: ATH on the most pathetic volume. I don’t even know what to think.
[+13] u/Haboubiii: who cares that with 2 month Hormuz closure now, the world oil and gas reserves and on-water stuff has ran out and used up. Who cares shortages are getting real and no reserves left. Who cares factories are getting closed and there's no fertilizer and there'll be 1/3 less crops next year. Who cares. They have no cards. World economy isnt important, stocks only go up!!!!!!
[+12] u/BigBllrrdBuffet: Imma bull but cmon this shit is stupid
[+12] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: I'm a fucking retard for buying soun calls and I deserve to be poor.
[+12] u/NotMe357: Plot twist: Iran war didn't kill the market but AMD Earning will.
[+12] u/account-names: ASTS lost 50% in a month - RIGHT AFTER Cramer said he "likes ASTS"
[+12] u/PropheticMurmurs: Whenever you play it safe and sell to lock in meager double digit gains, the stock rockets and your position goes 5x. That makes you think “damn, I should’ve just held”.
Whenever you hold because you fumbled the last position, the stock tanks and your options are down 50% before you can even set a stop loss.
[+11] u/GalacticGreaseMonkey: Has the daily ceasefire been announced yet?
[+11] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: INTC up 14% again. This is insane.
[+11] u/trsx5: INTC about to become generational bagholders lmao
[+11] u/ComplexLook7: Imagine snuggling down to sleep each night between a pair of massive cannons
[+11] u/BlindBullseye_1988: I’m buying puts on SPY everyday. Even a donkey degenerate has to be right once in a while
[+11] u/StandardDot5115: according to bears last month,
we were supposed to have $300 oil, starving to death, govt rationing, lockdowns, and icbms flying everywhere by now
[+10] u/zuziannka: This market good for leaps but shit for 0dte
[+10] u/D1finalboss: Ah yes fuck the ber
I’m ber
[+10] u/Any_Life_6178: There’s the euphoria stage and then what? Anyone?
[+10] u/Leading-Future6691: Lost 10k chasing puts..
[+10] u/spudbro00: Last month was the lowest trading volume month in 6 years and this month is starting even worse. They are gonna let retail run this up as much as possible before they dump it lol
[+9] u/Ordinary_Chance2606: I'm so glad the stock market is reflective of the economy for the everyday person.......
[+9] u/donniedarko1010: Most hated rally ever
[+9] u/SenileOldDude: Bears are so fucked LMAO
[+9] u/EasySunday: I really have no words for this market. Its hard to believe its real and scarier to think if it isnt.
[+9] u/NecessarySun894: if regular people could understand the stock market they'd be pissed
[+9] u/Particular_Growth_67: The greens days will continue until there are no bears
[+9] u/BabyGrogu69: Guys I just woke up from a coma. Surely the economy is doing great, gas is at all time lows, and no wars are occurring because of how great the stock market is doing right??
[+9] u/greg_r_: Imagine thinking we're in an AI bubble.
[+9] u/thebobitt: Bers getting absolutely destroyed today
[+9] u/Accomplished-Air4393: the rug pull cometh.
[+9] u/Which-Resolution7297: I was way richer and happier back when my karma was too low to comment on this thread
[+8] u/LynoaFox: who the fuck is still buying???
[+8] u/BigBllrrdBuffet: This shit so manipulated
[+8] u/Additional_Heat_902: It was never about the strait
[+8] u/Which-Resolution7297: I know if I owned a call this would not have happened
[+8] u/Salty-Bid1597: >Maersk said yesterday one of its ships - the vehicles carrier Alliance Fairfax - was one of two US-flagged commercial vessels which safely passed through the Strait of Hormuz as part of the US military’s "Project Freedom" operation.
>That crossing is not something it’s possible to verify from ship-tracking data ... Alliance Fairfax hasn’t sent out a location since 1 March
>The Alliance Fairfax was listed on the US Department of Defence’s “Maritime Security Program Fleet” in 2024, defined as vessels which are “militarily useful merchant ships active in international trade”. The US Department of Transport states that vessels in this fleet receive a “retainer incentive” to be available to the US military during times of need
lol, so they actually may or may not have escorted a US auxiliary military vessel through the strait.
You know when everyone in this admin is lying by looking at their mouth: if it's moving they're lying.
[+8] u/trsx5: Lets buy stocks that have 20x'd in a month
[+8] u/KevinWarshNudes: Dot com bubble was retarded for years y’all forget
[+8] u/Rootlevelprivileges: Gave up on puts. 90% loss.
[+8] u/Bladee___Enthusiast: Guys i’m about to buy SNDK shares, this officially marks the top. Be prepared
[+8] u/Bam2458: So Intel grandma guy would be at like $3.5 mil today if he hadn’t sold right?
Edit: cost basis was around $30 on $700k, so ~$2.5 mil.
[+8] u/ilwb: Nvda piece of shit never goes up when I have calls
[+8] u/ajr901: I stepped away for a week because this market was stressing me out. Looks like I missed on some nice gains. Ready to jump back in starting tomorrow which means the market will probably tank.
[+8] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Just saw someone from Ark Invest claim that robotaxis will be a $34 TRILLION opportunity by 2030
lol. Lmfao even
[+8] u/CUTON1C: The more PUTS bears buy, the higher it goes.
[+8] u/warmst0rm: What happens when we run out of pump money?
[+8] u/Ecomonist: Market insanity makes me believe harder in my lesser conspiracy theories like;
iHeart media hires retired seniors citizens to wake up early and drive slow laps of sections of the freeway between 6am and 9am, to thus slow traffic/create rush-hour scenarios, thus creating a situation where more people have to listen to radio, and ads. \[Prove me wrong\]
[+8] u/FindingZen4: All 6 times I've tried to call the top of semis (SMH), I've been burned
[+8] u/BabyGrogu69: I'm sorry for doing my due diligence and expecting the market to tank today
[+8] u/Mandatory_Fun_2469: It’s May 5 which is literally TACO Tuesday. That’s why the market is up.
[+8] u/GladDiscount6749: “It’s a bubble” yea man don’t be a retard and take profit and who gives a shit
[+8] u/NiceOwner: Volkswagen purchased 1b worth of rivian shares.
[+7] u/InternationalLoss440: They said the ceasefire is good but Iran literally just sent out attack drones and missiles.
[+7] u/Shallwego68: Hey Spy if you wouldnt mind dropping to 700 for like 25 minutes that would be lovely.
[+7] u/Philthatman: Humanity causes the 3rd impact,
SPY: +25% 📈📈📈📈📈
[+7] u/Snoo-90587: I’ve been a broke man and I’ve been a broke broke man….. I’m trying to be a not broke man. You feel me?
[+7] u/ChickenYip: QQQ 700 EOW - iran war, oil crisis, private credit crisis, Ai bubble, hantavirus, yen carry trade, inflation ALL BULLISHHHHH
[+7] u/The_Brem: some of you are propping up the biggest bubble in history and it shows
[+7] u/trsx5: This is about the time we're gonna see "im bullish on INTC.. heres why" posts soon.
[+7] u/DebtOk4461: So I buy when it's red, and sell when it's green. Is that all there is to it?
[+7] u/bendraw: If you want to be successful at stock marketing, you should buy my book “I don’t know shit: selling you this book is how I make money” published by pendant publishing.
[+6] u/Orzorn: Nana is smiling down upon us.
[+6] u/RandyTomfoolery: 1 SNDK leap up 12K today...
[+6] u/kex06: So what does amd even do?
[+6] u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy: Google is only 6% away from overtaking NVDA…
When the fuck did that happen
[+6] u/Johnny_Menace: One $1900 call for 1/2027 of SNDK is $34K
WTF
[+6] u/YouDontKnowDino: Boy yesterday was scary. Back to the regularly scheduled never ending pump
[+6] u/MichiganGardens: The 10 people only trading spy right now are in here
[+6] u/Prestigious-Bother56: So everything except nvda
[+6] u/manlymatt83: What’s a good 0DTE bet today?
[+6] u/itsnotshade: Priced for the singularity happening by 2028
[+5] u/isospeedrix: Mfw I’m nvda Msft calls and INTC puts
Just end me
[+5] u/tribalDruid78: Everyone making money, meanwhile im here with my META LEAPS FFS
[+5] u/Technical-Emu-32: Marco Rubio presser at 3pm EST today. Shine your big ass shoes mofos
[+5] u/zangor: I’m going to guarantee AMD spikes after close by taking profits on my shares right now.
[+5] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: Could’ve piled into INTC at 40 and SNDK at 570 literally 4 weeks ago LOL
[+5] u/Xzlk: I am so sorry to all software holders. I just bought NFLX, SHOP, and PLTR. Get out now if you like money.
[+5] u/BabyGrogu69: Reminder: Its TACO tuesday
[+5] u/Snowman33001: We out here tokenizing ourselves on the blockchain and bers are just losing money on puts.
[+19] u/HorseTanker: Not even a casino anymore. Straight up ponzi scheme lol
[+15] u/OSRSkarma: Hold up… does that say MU $642?!?!????
I remember when MU100 was the meme….
[+14] u/ZealousidealSector19: Why buy SPY puts when power ball has better odds?
[+13] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Average day of a ber:
\-Wake up
\-Be negative
\-Lose money
\-Get pegged
\-Repeat
[+11] u/ckami_91: Biblical levels of greed
LMFAOOOO
[+11] u/Club-Loud: I will not buy sandisk
I will not buy sandisk
I will not buy sandisk
I will not buy sandisk
I will not buy sandisk
Ooops
[+11] u/oliver2022: I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE REGARDS SO BEARISH ON AMD, I AINT SELLING SHIT!!!!!!!
[+11] u/Necessary_Fly_9266: AMD about to show yall its OG meaning
[+10] u/RealSchweddy: I know that if I had money I would definitely park my money in SPY at $724 after a 28% run up in the past year especially with the world on the verge of economic collapse
[+10] u/WallStreetThreats_: VOO return, YTD = 5.59%
DRAM return, 24hrs = 10.3%
what a world man
[+10] u/cloudsofgrey: You don't buy SDNK because you think it's over bought, I don't buy SDNK because I don't have $1400 available to buy one share. We are not the same.
[+10] u/poopyplayer69: sold my family to buy ram
[+10] u/liikenneaksioma: Last time I bought a stock it was -10 % the next day
[+9] u/Teckel22: My boomer dad just texted me he finally sold his INTC shares bought in 2000 for a "nice" profit.
You idiots are the boomer exit liquidity
[+9] u/hudson701: SPX literally back to ATH again, it just cannot and will not go down under any circumstance. Fucking 🤡 market.
[+9] u/DeadLightsOut: Absolute insanity….. I mean what in the ever loving fuck is going on…
[+9] u/Swaggerpro: Everyone is dancing to the music playing musical chairs and I wonder which regards aren’t gonna snag a seat when the music stops 💀
[+9] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Disks made of sand is now up 4000 percent on the yearly🤡🤡
[+9] u/InMahPlums: nvda is a real whore's whore
[+9] u/techlogger: Assemble the Advanced Money Destroyer!
[+8] u/Teckel22: *NYSE SAYS THEY WILL CLOSE EARLY TODAY BECAUSE ALMOST ALL STOCKS ARE SOLD OUT
[+8] u/baoenie: My whole port is red but spy is up 1%. I’m going back to traditional gambeling
[+8] u/AwkwardNovel7: damn is NVDA just gonna keep bleeding, dafuq
[+8] u/whatsagoinon1: If you didnt take profits at any point today on your calls you deserve this
[+7] u/zainwhb: I still have the picture of SNDK costing 470 in my pornographic memory, probably will never forget that day, I could have been much more
[+7] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Would be funny if AMD is the final nail for the top after its release its earnings.
[+7] u/GodLevelRedditor: When I was a kid we didn’t have the option to just have some company pay us for our time like some money generator. We had to get out there and vibe code apps and websites or bet our entire savings on sports or stocks.
-Me, describing the 2026 economy to my grandchildren
[+7] u/CasherburyTales: Remember the time America was obsessed with a young lady who demonstrated how she makes a noise and spits on penizes
[+7] u/Jolly_Marsupial1657: I don't think I ever thought I would be scared seeing a market going up daily than a market going down on daily basis 😭😭😭
[+7] u/KimJongUnsTrousers: Calls at close. Gap up. Profit. Rinse repeat
[+7] u/okbetokbetokbet: can’t remember the last time we had a -2% day jfc
[+7] u/frey_to_tilt: Inflation numbers will be juicy this year...
[+6] u/greenchaos: ok who has the balls to short memory
[+6] u/Hang_Man1: what a theta cuck day
[+6] u/dangerusZone: If genetics won’t make me go bald, this market definitely will
[+6] u/svpa3991: Man I love reddit, so easy to find a community of fellow bagholders
[+6] u/FakeGamer2: I want to get SPY puts but I'm terrified it will go to 730 this week
[+6] u/Thisispaartaaa: What am I missing? SNDK - EPS next quarter expected to be around 30...so 30 times 4 is $120 EPS next year (assuming zero growth after next quarter). Give them a fairly cheap (in this market) P/E of 20...that puts this stock at a conservative $2400...assuming zero growth next quarter? so like, this is a 3k or more stock??? what am I missing?
[+6] u/North-bound: Bears didn't buy the dip cause they were talking about SPY 500 lmaoooo
[+6] u/Level_Ad8089: Wtf happened to space stocks anyway
[+6] u/ThouOne: My META shares bought at $530 crying right now, I was promised $800 instead SNDK went to $1400
[+6] u/OwnConfidence1: Remembering when I was a high school basketball player and hooked up with a fat chick at a party
And someone said I was drilling 3s on off the court.
[+6] u/Waste-Philosopher-31: AMD has run up 60% past month, stays flat at best
[+5] u/XOGPlayerOne: That was SPY last month
[+5] u/prezzie2728: Should I sell my pc? Got 32gb MU Ram in it
[+5] u/yallmakemebroke: Thoughts on smci for earnings?
[+10] u/ksyoung17: Fuck's sake I bought one fucking call option to end the day, and chooses now to fall off a ledge?
Seriously, I've hit the official "I can't do anything right in the market" stage.
[+10] u/Chancey004: Lord forgive me for the disgusting gamble I'm about to make on smci
[+10] u/SuspiciousHumor7127: That's barely a drop fuck y'all talking about
[+10] u/undocumented_twerker: I don't believe this dip for a second. Resume the pump tomorrow
[+8] u/Feisty-Basis7903: You can’t make this up lmao. Moment I buy calls it drops
[+8] u/Joshuahuskers: SPY still ATH close. lol bers now only down 99.5% on their puts.
[+8] u/bananaboi4: ASTS, NFLX, RKLB, MSFT I’m not having a good time
[+7] u/CEOofBeanz: I’ve done analysis and find that AMD could possibly go up or down or stay completely neutral after earnings, probably
[+7] u/BrightPie7284: I'm not taking profit on my AMD shares which are up 250%
Which means we go atleast -10% AH
I warned you
[+7] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: All those regards that wanted in to ASTS at $130 but said that they’re waiting for a dip… I bought more today
[+7] u/Coloradospruce33: MORE.
MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[+7] u/IllustriousTear1315: AMD is going to 500 over night
[+6] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: Feels like the entire market is in a lockout rally right now where you either pay the crazy premiums and pray you aren’t the exit liquidity buying at the top or you just don’t get to play
[+6] u/fathersucrose: Thinking I’ll do a cold plunge with jeans on today
[+6] u/MrBlueEyedFox: Sndk is really just the final solution for bears
[+6] u/youdirtyhoe: Please tell me reasons for why semis are up wildly everyday but Nvidia bleeds?
[+5] u/Disastrous_Tax6664: I first bought SOXS and SOXL puts at literally the worst time in the history of both. Then I got out and bought SPY puts at literally the worst time. After today I'm proud to announce I'm moving to my local Home Depot parking lot to live in a cardboard box.
[+5] u/jlw993: Is there anything left that's not overbought?
[+5] u/IRunFast24: When do I short SNDK? Now? $1,500? $10,000?
[+5] u/wallstreetdiva37: 10,000 sounds like a good number