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[+91] u/Brawmethius: microsoft: "OUR BACKLOG HAS DOUBLED"
Market: "OHH YEAHHH"
microsoft: "Because OpenAI has doubled its future spend commitments"
Market: "OHHHH NOOOO"
[+66] u/ebfeebfe: # RELEASE THE MSFT FILES
[+50] u/ten7four: People got to celebrate MSFT for about two minutes lol
[+47] u/Czyzzle: Biden has really fucked this up
[+40] u/Dry-Piece7931: I got an idea: let's fucking abolish pre and after hours
[+37] u/jroache: jesus fucking christ, THEY ALL HAD SPECTACULAR REPORTS, THEY ARE DOING AMAZING? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT THEM TO DO? CURE CANCER?
[+37] u/BladeFireQ: MSFT holders...We are totally fucked 🥀
[+32] u/deevee12: Tonight’s dinner menu:
GOOG: Steak and lobster
AMZN: Wendy’s
MSFT: Ramen noodles
META: Ice soup
[+29] u/GoZukkYourself: META's revenue is up 33% YOY. Just insane growth for a company that is this big.
[+28] u/Zestyclose-Ice-3434: Half of Google net income came from anthropic stock appreciation in a private market lmaooooo
[+25] u/No_Current3675: # I AM HOLDING $150K MSFT BRUH
[+25] u/Democrazy_: META ripped to shreds. Zuckerberg just now announcing bankruptcy, remainder of META to be sold off as space junk to be shot up into space on a RKLB test launch.
[+23] u/mwesty25: https://preview.redd.it/pz68zwvqt6yg1.jpeg?width=1772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b46aeae06a908fd414ae402d3bcd4216f0ff3fc
[+21] u/GoZukkYourself: AMZN
| Amazon Q1’26 Earnings Highlights
🔹 Sales: $181.5B (Est. $176.98B-$177.3B) 🟢; +17% YoY
🔹 EPS: $2.78 (Est. $1.62-$1.63) 🟢
🔹 AWS Net Sales: $37.6B (Est. ~$36.8B) 🟢; +28% YoY
🔹 Operating Income: $23.9B (Est. $20.9B) 🟢; vs $18.4B in Q1’25
Q2 Guide:
🔹 Sales: $194.0B-$199.0B (Est. $189B) 🟢; +16% to +19%
YoY
🔹 Operating Income: $20.0B-$24.0B (Est. $22.9B) 🟡; vs
$19.2B in Q2’25
FY26 Guide:
🔹 CapEx: about $200B (Consensus $200B) 🟡
Segment Performance:
🔹 North America: Sales $104.1B; +12% YoY | Operating Income $8.3B vs $5.8B in Q1’25
🔹 International: Sales $39.8B; +19% YoY / +11% ex-FX | Operating Income $1.4B vs $1.0B in Q1’25
🔹 AWS: Sales $37.6B; +28% YoY | Operating Income $14.2B vs $11.5B in Q1’25
Other Metrics:
🔹 Chips Business: Exceeded $20B annual revenue run rate; growing triple-digit % YoY
🔹 Advertising: Over $70B in TTM revenue
🔹 Stores Unit Growth: +15%; highest since the tail end of covid lockdowns
🔹 AI Chips: Landed 2.1M+ AI chips over the past 12 months, more than half Trainium
🔹 NVIDIA GPUs: 1M+ to be deployed starting in 2026
🔹 Bedrock: Processed more tokens in Q1 than all prior years combined; customer spend +170% QoQ
🔹 Kiro: Developers more than doubled QoQ; enterprise customer usage increased nearly tenfold
🔹 Same-Day / Overnight Delivery: More than 1B items in 2026 and counting
🔹 Amazon Leo: 250+ satellites in orbit; 20+ additional launches planned over the next year
Financials:
🔹 Net Income: $30.3B; vs $17.1B in Q1’25
🔹 Anthropic Investment Gains: $16.8B pre-tax gains included in non-operating income
🔹 Operating Cash Flow (TTM): $148.5B; +30% YoY
🔹 Free Cash Flow (TTM): $1.2B; vs $25.9B in TTM ended March 31, 2025
🔹 Purchases of Property & Equipment: +$59.3B YoY, primarily reflecting AI investments
CEO Andy Jassy Commentary:
🔸 “We’re making customers’ lives easier and better every day across all our businesses, and their response is driving significant growth. AWS is growing 28% (our fastest growth in 15 quarters) on a very large base, our chips business topped a $20 billion revenue run rate (growing triple digits year-over-year), Advertising grew to over $70 billion in TTM revenue, and unit growth in our Stores reached 15% (the highest since the tail end of covid lockdowns). We also hit exciting milestones with delivery speed (more than 1 billion items same-day or overnight in 2026 and counting), Project Hail Mary (nearly $615 million at the box office to date and the second most successful non-sequel, non-franchise opening of recent memory), and Amazon Leo continues to resonate with prospective customers, with Delta Airlines the latest to sign on. We’re in the middle of some of the biggest inflections of our lifetime, we’re well positioned to lead, and I’m very optimistic about what’s ahead for our customers and Amazon.”
[+20] u/potato111a: There's a regard here with MSFT calls and GOOGL puts, SHOW URSELF LMAO 🤌(me)
[+18] u/Ok_Product8015: QCOM -7% and then 8 minutes later +7%. What a fucking joke.
[+18] u/Standard_Tea8250: Chose META instead of GOOG fuck me
[+18] u/LakeShowForLife24: Google is undefeated
[+17] u/KittyLover-7: Another fucking day of closing it at opening price man
Dogshit theta fuckers
[+17] u/DryBicycle5629: Microsoft going bankrupt I take it?
[+16] u/Ok_Cry7572: Google basically put up their spaceX stake as unrealized gains which is why it's up
[+16] u/dash_trash4255: Meta is 80% responsible for ruining society IMO.
[+15] u/Few_Egg3567: Good luck bols, fk u bers.
[+15] u/Aware_Secret_8910: If you bought 1000$ of MSFT 2 years ago, you'd now have 1000$
[+15] u/IlinistRainbow6: why did i bet 50% of my networth on msft calls
[+15] u/bearhunter429: #META posted 35% revenue growth and still crashed LMAO🤌
[+15] u/EnginrA: I had GOOG puts and META calls
[+14] u/ten7four: Thanks to the devastating failures and deaths of the fossilized dinosaurs known as "big tech"...
I now present to you the NEW mag 7:
1) INTC
2) MU
3) SNDK
4) WDC
5) STX
6) USO
7) BIRD
[+14] u/digital_assests: WERE BACK —> it’s so over —> WERE BACK
[+14] u/Beautiful_Volume_734: MICROSOFT DESTROYS EXPECTATIONS YAYYYYYYYYY NOW WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY?!!
[+13] u/2020isgreat: GOOGL and META are going to fucking destroy earnings
[+13] u/Cuckedsucked: GOOG STRAIGHT HULK DICK
[+13] u/permabol: BREAKING NEWS: MSFT SAYS "FUCK YOU" THE SAASPOCALYPSE IS CANCELLED
[+13] u/log1ck1717: NOO MSFT WTF DONT DO THIS TO ME
[+13] u/GoZukkYourself: MSFT doesn't report guidance until the call, so this movement now is irrelevant.
[+13] u/bearhunter429: #META, MSFT, GOOG and AMZN posted annual revenue growth of 20%-35% and bers say we are in recession LMAO🤌
[+13] u/jijitalk: Jesus christ, both MSFT and META beats earnings and are down 5 and 7 % respectively. Lmao
[+13] u/tristis_veritas: 81% increase in net income for GOOGL.
What consumer affordability crisis?
[+12] u/rioferdy838: alphabet straight up killing everyone
[+12] u/BaronOfIce: MSFT’s CapEx went out to buy some milk promises to be back soon
[+12] u/Split_Seconds: Like, does the market not even realize Microsoft made the Xbox 360?
[+12] u/GoZukkYourself: Just a $1.7 trillion company reporting 33% YOY revenue growth. No big deal 🥱
[+12] u/Waveytony: GOOG might be this generation’s boomer stock lmao, but that shit and hold it for 30 years type shit
[+12] u/Alarmed_House23: INTEL up 12% tells you everything you need to know about this market
[+12] u/Marshmallowmind2: # RELEASE THE MSFT FILES
[+11] u/ten7four: Polymarket:
> Will GOOGL beat earnings? 98% Yes
>
> Will AMZN beat earnings? 91% Yes
>
> Will MSFT beat earnings? 90% Yes
>
> Will META beat earnings? 89% Yes
Good luck regards
[+11] u/Happy-Champion1661: algos pumping GOOG as expected, while dumping META and AMZN just to keep the index flat so both QQQ calls and puts r fuk
# LMAO🤌
[+11] u/LegitimateShameHands: These are probably the craziest beats by Mag 7 since many years and all of them down lmfao
[+11] u/jerm2z: MSFT calls went from cooking to cooked well done real quick
[+11] u/d70: RIP that dude who yolo'd META. Could have bought GOOG
[+11] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: MSFT beats top and bottom line, beats azure growth expectation, and lowers q/q capex forecast which is what nuked it last time around. Still red lol unreal.
[+11] u/Oldschoolhype2: Hearbreaking to watch GOOG moon and MSFT and META dump. Hopefully I wont get dumped tomorrow while watching others on the rocket ship.
[+11] u/PushAble2463: Fuck you msft, whyyy
[+11] u/SerialStrategist: GOOG revenue up by 16%, Stock go boom.
MSFT revenue up 18%. Stock make sad.
[+11] u/Vlisa: Don't worry, USO gonna crash after Earnings Call.
[+11] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Whatever happened to the zuck that sent META from $600 to $750 in one evening...for shame zuck.
[+11] u/PPCPartyEnjoyer: Zuckerberg when he saw I bought calls.
https://preview.redd.it/5cscsi1a17yg1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=525789bb32462e9627868962f97fe9e4d91fe7f2
[+10] u/kazkeb: Now show me Paul Allen's guidance
[+10] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Magnificent "we dump every earnings" 7
[+10] u/Indra_Sx: Most of us are better off just buying $VOO.
[+10] u/garrafa-de-agua: Microslop cucked me and I will forever be resentful
[+10] u/weewoowewoooo: Nothing like a $4T company moving 7% AH lmaooooo
[+10] u/GoogleKushforLunch: I’m confused are we pumping or dumping and why is oil still pamping so hard I thought we won weeks ago
[+10] u/PhotoSpheres: Lost 10 K after hours cause Microsoft beat earnings but still dipped. Let’s gooooooo
[+10] u/Brawmethius: Google: "Our core EPS missed but guys our theoretical SpaceX value wowwwwww"
[+10] u/Weak_Emu3659: r/wallstreetbets guide to getting a 1 million dollar net worth:
Start with 8 million.
[+10] u/Terrible-Session5028: Hate that i didn’t get GOOGL, happy i got META puts.
[+9] u/MilkyWayObserver: LOL whoever bought Meta calls guessed right but got cooked
Rip
[+9] u/Psychological_Fly109: dont you dare go red google, you are better than them
[+9] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Why even invest in stocks like META and MSFT that sell off on double beats when you can just spend the money on a Polymarket bet that they will beat earnings???
[+9] u/KittyLover-7: Meta / Msft have done nothing but beat since 2024 but are trading at 2024 levels LOL
[+9] u/PropheticMurmurs: Everything is fake and gay until 9:30 am tomorrow morning. Do not watch post, overnight, or pre-market: it will all fluctuate wildly until actual market hours.
[+9] u/ButtholePlungerz: So oil is up, inflation is up, rates unchanged, war still going on and now, half of Mag 7 got killed... Can't wait for a +2% day tomorrow
[+9] u/sanmar2225: #XYZ reports EPS of $969, estimate was $1.13 (drops 17% after-hours)
[+9] u/jer72981m: All options destroyed
[+9] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Microsoft can come out with a cure for cancer and it’d still get beaten down😭
[+9] u/SnoStrm: Lmao MSFT beat on Azure growth too… You sick bastards cannot ever be satisfied
[+9] u/dappernate: You win some, you lose a lot.
[+9] u/Final-Independent207: GOOOGA GOOOGA GOOOGA!
[+9] u/GoZukkYourself: Google: "LOOK AT ME, I'M THE NVDA NOW!"
[+9] u/Alternative-Mode-365: MSFT down GOOG up.... and you're telling me AI is a bubble?
[+9] u/Fhyzikz: MSFT delisted by tomorrow
[+9] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: 2 weeks ago we were at 678. Crazy times how things just keep getting worse for the people except the stock market lmao
[+9] u/undocumented_twerker: What the hell happened? Did MSFT close the straight of Hormuz?
[+9] u/No_Zookeepergame_27: Can you imagine how much MSFT would drop if it actually missed? Bigly.
[+9] u/Fhyzikz: GOOG is ruining everything by being the greatest company of all time. I need QQQ to be $0 tomorrow
[+9] u/Visible_Ad_2271: We‘re living in times where 4T$ companies beat earnings expectations by 100% and people are bearish ?
[+9] u/Swiftnice: This shit is going to dump so hard tomorrow. Oil and bond yields shot up and only google to prop everything up lol
[+9] u/OrangMiskin: MSFT said the N word or what?
[+8] u/tripstermcgee808: MSFT bouta pull a meta
[+8] u/Dependent-Tax-4721: LOL@That guy who was bragging about his MSFT calls 10 mins ago
[+8] u/patelchief90: GOOD EARNINGS were priced in with the run
[+8] u/awetfartruinedmylife: MSFT GIGACHAD BEAT it has to go up
[+8] u/Alone_Education_2530: BREAKING: META announces a blockade on Irans blockade on Americas blockade of the Hormuz strait.
[+8] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: If this is how we react to beats, the day the Mag 7 misses, the market will be sent to the shadow realm
[+8] u/jamieperkins9999: Fed meeting, 4 massive earnings, and spy is flat 😂😂
[+8] u/ajs723: Tech company beats earnings. Immediately down 7 percent. Every time. Every damn time. No, literally, every single time.
This shit is so rigged.
[+8] u/Humble_Code_6501: everything is priced in...
even the price is priced
[+8] u/Aware_Secret_8910: What the Metaverse needed was a bit more AI. I think they should give it another try
[+8] u/joeyeats: ath tomorrow since nothing can bring this market down
[+8] u/YungIrv: Msft ain’t hear no bell…
[+8] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Wtf is this msft movement yo.
[+8] u/Dependent-Tax-4721: Right now there is some autistic trader listening to all earnings calls at the same time, making sense of it in real time
[+8] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Again, what we see is that earnings don't fucking matter, just the narrative. QCOM has not so great earnings and goes up, META goes down because of the bad narrative related to socials, MSFT goes down because it is SaaS (and without OpenAI using their datacenters they might as well go bankrupt)
[+8] u/Front_Umpire4873: The level of ai shit on insta fb is 🤮 meta should dump just for that.
[+8] u/davidbigham: Google is always the one . 😎
[+8] u/IntellectualRetarded: Meta always fuvks me
[+8] u/EmergencyInternal837: Msft and meta are my biggest holdings 😂
Money hates me
[+8] u/dljmonkeyboiz: MSFT gonna start making shoes now
[+8] u/GooglySoft: Dumbass META and MSFT
[+8] u/PensiveOracle: GOOG to $400 by EOW wouldn’t surprise
[+8] u/cbusoh66: AMZN AWS: $150 billion run rate, 28% Y/Y growth
MSFT Azure: $108 billion RR, 39% Y/Y growth
GOOGL Cloud: $80 billion RR, 63% Y/Y growth
[+8] u/SPAC_Enthusiast: We can’t win em all.
GOOG bulls congrats. Remember to take profits!
(I have none and am down 3K cuz regard)
[+8] u/Athien: So you got cucked by Zuck again, didnt you?
[+8] u/weewoowewoooo: So Google is gonna win the AI race but in the end it’s not gonna fucking matter cause gas is about to be $10/gal and inflation is gonna skyrocket lmfao
[+8] u/ArgyleGhoul: I'm making the most money when I completely ignore fundamentals, metrics, and all measure of common sense. Opposite George really is a way of life
[+7] u/Ill-Expression1737: down 18k for the month 👍
[+7] u/tobrie02: 20% my port in META . Pray for me
[+7] u/Nateleb1234: Wtf why is meta crashing
[+7] u/isolated-cat: MSFT bulls suffer from premature ejaculation
[+7] u/Bizonistic: MSFT orgasm lasted 2 mins LOL
[+7] u/nyse25: they’re calling me the unemployee of the month
[+7] u/krieger123456: The only winner today is a failing car rental company. No market manipulation at all.
[+7] u/Positive-Rise5145: Rest now, META. We have the watch, we'll see you in Valhalla.
[+7] u/Such-Ice1325: Its over. MSFT = micro shit. AMZN= big shit. META= mega shit
[+7] u/DingleJingle_: You can't spend $600 billion dollars a year while making $100 billion in cloud revenue. They need to start showing returns.
[+7] u/slamtt: You just knew MSFT was cooked as soon as the meme video hit the front page yesterday
LMAO
[+7] u/Initial_Somewhere_67: 1. Every company reports higher capex
2. Every of these companies reports record high revenue and earnings next report due to investments made
3. ???
4. Fucking piece of shit, dump it
[+7] u/ThouOne: How is META red after a 50% EPS beat LOL
[+7] u/brett_baty_is_him: I’ve come to the conclusion that after hours traders are the most regarded population on the planet
[+7] u/ridina05: Mr zuc gave me the cuck 🥵 portfolio gone
[+7] u/InitialPsychology731: MSFT earnings call better pump this shit
[+7] u/met_art: Meta just need to announce a new AI model really quick at the earnings call 🤞. Investors are going to buy that BS right away.
[+7] u/Quixotus: QCOM from -7% to +15% in 30 minutes
[+7] u/2020isgreat: The amount of volatility AMZN went through just to end up at the same price is hilarious
[+7] u/the_mind_goblin1: so what i'm gathering here, if you make anything that goes inside a computer, you are pumping 20+% after each seperate one has their earnings calls
[+7] u/NewlyOld31: 3 quarters in a row. MSFT crushes earnings and dumps lol I truly don't get it
[+7] u/Mission-Educator-697: why this guy talking about spreadsheets, fucking hell MSFT
[+7] u/GreenGameboyColor: I will never use another Microsoft product or service again
[+7] u/7fingersDeep: AMZN - EPS of $2.78 compared to estimates of $1.66, 17%YoY growth, and strong Q2 guidance (adding another $19B revenue over Q1). AWS grew 28% YoY.
Market: go fuck yourself
[+7] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Oil futures +8%
GOOG +6%
MSFT -2.40%
AMZN -2%
We have a clear winner here
[+7] u/dljmonkeyboiz: 🇺🇸 in its own little bubble while the rest of the world complains about oil shortages
[+7] u/PensiveOracle: Holding $50k in GOOG leaps that are already up bigly feels pretty good rn can’t wait to see the price tomorrow
[+7] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Unpopular opinion: all this AI capex won’t ever lead to meaningful margin expansion
Companies like META are betting the farm on unproven technology and assuming a cost structure that doesn’t exist
Shedding employees to go all in on AI will ultimately prove disastrous
[+7] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: Big tech earnings were solid. All we need now is a taco
[+7] u/RoyalFail6: I’m definitely going to liquidate my portfolios in May and take the rest of the year off as the energy crisis kicks into high gear
[+7] u/softboiledjadepotato: GOOGL and a handful of Semis holding up ENTIRE market, while everything burns around it.. plain bananas
[+7] u/IlinistRainbow6: MSFT earnings call please save me
[+7] u/softboiledjadepotato: Another 8% climb in Oil and no response from Market tomorrow? Probly
[+7] u/CaaCCeo: God I hope put season is here now
[+6] u/dmitrious: Like 50% of my net worth on the line rn
[+6] u/chewks: # LMFAOOOO MSFTTTT BEARS IN SHAMBLES!!!
[+6] u/Odd-Block-2998: Bears have 4 final bosses today. lmao
[+6] u/Vlisa: Now the actual trading for today can start.
[+6] u/log1ck1717: MSFT THANK YOU, MY FIRST GOOD CALL THIS YEAR, FUCK
[+6] u/LeBhikariLe: insane run from GOOGL and then continues to pump today
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Congrats msft and GOOG holders. Not sure why’d you’d own anything besides GOOG if you own tech
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: META
Platforms Q1'26 Earnings Highlights
🔹 Revenue: $56.31B (Est. $55.36B-$55.5B) 🟢; UP +33% YoY
🔹 EPS: $10.44 (Est. $6.67) 🟢; UP +62% YoY
🔹 OI: $22.87B (Est. $19.4B) 🟢; UP +30% YoY
🔹 FY26 CapEx: $125B-$145B (Prior: $115B-$135B; Consensus:
~$125B)
🔹 DAP: 3.56B; UP +4% YoY
Guide:
🔹 Q2 Revenue: $58B-$61B (Est. $59.5B) 🟡
🔹 FY26 Total Expenses: $162B-$169B; unchanged from prior outlook
🔹 FY26 Operating Income: Expected above 2025 operating income
🔹 FY26 Tax Rate: 13%-16% for remaining quarters
Q1 Segment:
🔹 Advertising Revenue: $55.02B (Est. $54.4B) 🟢; UP +33% YoY
🔹 Family of Apps Revenue: $55.91B; UP +33% YoY
🔹 Family of Apps Operating Income: $26.90B; UP +24% YoY
🔹 Reality Labs Revenue: $402M; DOWN -2% YoY
🔹 Reality Labs Operating Loss: ($4.03B) (Est. Loss ~$5.0B) 🟢
Other Metrics:
🔹 Ad Impressions: UP +19% YoY
🔹 Avg. Price per Ad: UP +12% YoY
🔹 Headcount: 77,986; UP +1% YoY
🔹 CapEx: $19.84B
🔹 Operating Cash Flow: $32.23B
🔹 Free Cash Flow: $12.39B
🔹 Dividend & Equivalents: $1.35B
🔹 Cash, Equivalents & Marketable Securities: $81.18B
Financials:
🔹 Costs & Expenses: $33.44B; UP +35% YoY
🔹 Operating Margin: 41%
🔹 Net Income: $26.77B; UP +61% YoY
🔹 Income Tax Benefit: $8.03B
🔹 EPS Impact From Tax Benefit: $3.13
🔹 Long-Term Debt: $58.75B
CEO Commentary:
🔸 “We had a milestone quarter with strong momentum across our apps and the release of our first model from Meta Superintelligence Labs.”
🔸 “We're on track to deliver personal superintelligence to billions of people.”
🔸 FY26 CapEx outlook increased to $125B-$145B, reflecting higher component pricing and additional data center costs to support future year capacity
🔸 Meta continues to monitor active legal and regulatory matters, including EU and U.S. headwinds that could significantly impact business and financial results
[+6] u/ary9666: aaaaaaaand it's gone
[+6] u/ParlayTheHard8: Off to bed, options are pointless, buy low and hold.
[+6] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: Jesus META. Stand up. You're embarrassing yourself.
[+6] u/jerm2z: wtf was that reversal on MSFT? Algos can’t make up their mind
[+6] u/VanguardDeezNuts: https://preview.redd.it/ovl8ncz9s6yg1.jpeg?width=1020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76c5e2d4edf108777089acbb1d03d1cbab51058c
[+6] u/Top-Meaning2626: $MSFT WITH THE FUCKING MICRO PENIS
[+6] u/Odd-Block-2998: META drops
AMZN and MSFT around the same
GOOG surges
Theta gang is happy. Everyone else sad.
[+6] u/daisymoth9: zuck doing all that ass kissing just to end up here 😂
[+6] u/optionsCone: GOOG to the 🌖
> Alphabet CEO Sundar Pichai, "This was our strongest quarter ever for our consumer Al plans, driven by the Gemini App. Overall the number of paid subscriptions has now reached 350 million, with YouTube and Google One being the key drivers. Gemini Enterprise has great momentum with 40% quarter on quarter growth in paid monthly active users. And, finally, I'm pleased to see Waymo surpass 500,000 fully autonomous rides a week."
[+6] u/Relevations: GOOG the Argentinosaurus
[+6] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: Meta down 6% and carvana up 10% lmao
[+6] u/seexo: Today I became a META longterm holder, see you in next earnings
[+6] u/Quixotus: So why is MSFT tanking after an initial 5% pop?
[+6] u/Crafty-Use50: Bro wtf happened to msft
[+6] u/Dry-Piece7931: MSFT dead I knew I should have bought GOOGL
[+6] u/PositivePlant5194: Why is everyone insulting MSFT im so confused
[+6] u/Dependent-Entrance56: This is such bullshit for MSFT
[+6] u/whitepug: Microsoft is such a fucking PIECE OF SHIT LMFAOOOOOOOOO 😭
[+6] u/CarefulMiddle5564: I hope microsoft drops even more so I can buy at a lower price 🙂🙂 #copium
[+6] u/31andnotdone: is it happening
https://preview.redd.it/nvm1h4zdt6yg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f73d785bb0eda956fae4c67fe2343f14dfec2af
[+6] u/cantTankThisFox: sold my GOOGL to get more AMZN 🤡🤡🤡🤡
[+6] u/svpa3991: Google can’t win with these poors. Slam dunk earnings everytime and it gets a measly 1% 😂
[+6] u/Weak_Money_9927: WTF else does Amazon/Microsoft have to do to go up bro
[+6] u/anonymouse56: I thought only HOOD was trash
Then I saw SOFI lol
[+6] u/SouthNice7324: Blow out earnings = shit the bed. Stay regarded market
[+6] u/nokittythatsmypotpi3: MSFT you limp dick motherfucker
[+6] u/LumpyShock9656: The real fun going to start at 9am tomorrow
[+6] u/J-E-S-S-E-: MSFT can’t catch a break Jesus
[+6] u/mikey_rambo: Msft wants to go green
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: GOOG cure cancer every earnings
[+6] u/kazkeb: Carvana being up huge while most of the Bag7 is down big is such a cruel and funny joke
[+6] u/prfz: Markets are crazy I've seen companies miss earnings and rally
[+6] u/_Kenway: oil is up 33% since the start of the ceasefire.
Just a reminder for the small brain trendfollowers here
[+6] u/dolmates: This market reaction shows only one thing- no one has a clue !
[+6] u/Marshmallowmind2: Now watch this drive
[+6] u/DescriptionSad8385: Watch meta be green after the call
[+6] u/Retaining-Wall: Market gon eat sheeit tomorrow.
[+6] u/CD274: GOOG was the only one I expected to soar. And maybe Qualcomm. Because nobody here talked about it constantly 😂
[+6] u/posicrit868: How long can we just ignore oil’s perpendicular?
[+6] u/Mathguy200: Bears thot. SPY $720 tomorrow
[+6] u/Western_Rope_6826: Gas just went up a dollar from yesterday to today. Don’t even worry about the strait, I’m on my way to settle this shit myself
[+6] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Honestly though, whats even happening anymore.
[+6] u/Terrible-Session5028: Meta puts are gonna print.
[+6] u/SirPanic12: Didn’t META tank last earnings too and ended up +10% eod?
[+6] u/Retaining-Wall: So wait this is it? The Superbol of earnings days and it seems kinda...meh?
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: No point trading till Monday
This whole week has been this fuck ass flat shit
Real direction and move begins Monday
[+6] u/Thecreamcheeze: 🥭 has really fucked things up
[+6] u/SergeantThreat: I love this stupid fucking market.
Weeks and weeks of no good news - market soars
Mag7 companies beat earnings - End of the world
[+6] u/Turtlesaur: Google saying some good AI stuff. Bubble shield mode activated.
[+6] u/reactzzzz: thank you GOOG, you are my best friend
[+6] u/RealWooWhee: MSFT BAG HOLDERS LMFAOOOOOÓÕÖÒ
[+6] u/ten7four: I still don't understand why INTC went up another +12% today but whatever does it really matter anymore
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: Meta rugged as is tradition. Who bought? 😏
[+6] u/IlinistRainbow6: options traders fucked
[+6] u/Aware_Secret_8910: What the fuck is that AMZN price action are AH traders schizophrenic or something
[+6] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #Goog was 295 on April 1
[+6] u/OkAlternative7705: Cramer: "I don't see a bear case for intel"
MF the bear case is the amount of money they make, the whole company is bear case.
[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: GOOG is a boomer dividend stock now lmao
[+6] u/primalmarket: Jesus needs to come back and burn down this corrupt stock exchange
[+6] u/LeBhikariLe: my 5/1 googl 385 covered calls are in danger... chuckles nervously
[+6] u/MoreOutcome8541: Anthropic is the only thing holding this shit show together. Without it google would be fucked
[+6] u/leakybiscuit: I’ve got 2400 GOOG shares at an average cost of $160. Perks of being an ex employee 😎
[+6] u/NotAFridge: Goog is the worlds best company
[+6] u/Forward-Ad5608: man I wish MSFT hadn't initially pumped, that moment of hope makes this pain so much worse
[+6] u/callsonreddit: Been on losing streak for a while :(
[+6] u/GetsOffToArmpits: msft is just trying to spook me, it'll be up when I check again tomorrow
[+6] u/TequilaTrader: I sold GOOGL covered calls at $365 and $380. lol. It’ll be interesting to see what happens by Friday.
[+6] u/PlentyArmy2411: Can I pass down capital loss carryover to my grandkids?
[+6] u/SinStockGuy: Just In - MSFT to aquire HIMS in attempt to save their dying relationship with shareholders. Combined company to be known as MACROHARD.
[+6] u/howtotendies27: Is INTC the new NVDA? The fuck did I miss, Nana has risen or what?
[+6] u/7fingersDeep: what is happening, did Amazon announce they were transitioning to a techbro shoe company?
[+6] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: $GOOG making money everywhere wtf
$amzn pls green like gGoogle
[+6] u/spellbadgrammargood: The market is K shaped. AI shovel stocks vs. everything else.
[+6] u/FinePerformance1046: Warren Buffett bought googl why wouldn’t you buy calls on it regards
[+6] u/Gullible_Ad3785: META should change its ticker to GOGG
[+6] u/DeanTimeHoodie: My 400 Jan 2027 call on Googl is gonna print! I can finally stop eating Tylenols
[+6] u/Life-Trade-6514: First Netflix then META. Looks like i'll take the rest of earning season off
[+6] u/SaveTheAles: I'm a businessman doing business things, like bankruptcy.
[+6] u/BlackKnightsOptions: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
[+6] u/Terrible-Session5028: I didn’t buy anything on Google, but my meta puts will make me feel better about it
[+6] u/ignatious__reilly: Meta got slaughtered
Christ
[+6] u/TROLOLOLBOT: Oil up despite uae leaving opec. Means uae hasn’t left opec and is only doing lip service to get that dollar swap line. My guess
[+6] u/_rockthemike: My darling Google ❤️ 💎
[+6] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: Hope meta dumps sub 600. Will load a couple dozen leaps
[+6] u/cbusoh66: INTC up 41% in 1 week, 124% in 1 month
Beyond my wildest dreams
[+6] u/PropheticMurmurs: Now it’s time for GOOGL to hold up the entire market instead of NVDA.
[+6] u/Brawmethius: ALL MARKET FEARS HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED:
- STRAIT IS VERY NOT STRAIGHT AND INDEED GHEY
- FED CANNOT MOVE WITH OUT FUCKING USG OR THE ECONOMY THE TOOLS ARE BLUNT EXPECT INFLATION
- INFLATION IS COMING BACK
- AI IS NOT PROVIDING REAL PRODUCTIVITY
- REAL AI BUILD OUT BOTTLENECKS MEAN SCALERS GETTING LESS FOR THE SAME CAPEX SPEND
- OPENAI POOR LMAO
- MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN
- GROWTH IS CIRCULAR
And because of all this, we have removed any uncertainity, new ATH incoming.
[+6] u/Dependent-Media-1857: man wheres your salad
[+5] u/Rock_Flaccid: Can't wait for NKE to announce they are pivoting into offshore drilling
[+5] u/AllTimeTy: A lot of yall gonna be praying to Jesus tonight. Good luck fellas.
[+5] u/Jagged_Tide: Moves for tomorrow? FOMOing into USO because I could’ve 4x my portfolio today if I was more convicted to my thesis and wasn’t an indecisive paper handed lil bitch
[+5] u/2020isgreat: Holy fuck my options are having a stroke lmao
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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[+5] u/Odd-Block-2998: META and AMZN drops
GOOG and MSFT surges
QCOM drops
[+5] u/Waveytony: I will never live down only buying 3 shares of GOOG at $150 😭
[+5] u/Czyzzle: MSFT bulls group hug
[+5] u/svpa3991: Amazon msft and Google fighting both sides while meta is like nah I’m sure Im fked lmao
[+5] u/CMDR_Shepard96: MSFT red within 5 minutes 😂😂 if you bought calls after the last two earnings, you deserve to lose money
[+5] u/Iunatic: Meta makes so much fucking money, it's unbelievable. Literally more than entire countries. but they blow it all on stupid shit
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Holy Cow Meta triple beat and raise LOL
[+5] u/down_5_digits: msft aint doing sht huh
[+5] u/wyudtix: I feel bad for MSFT bols. Insane rug pull
[+5] u/Aware_Secret_8910: MSFT went up before remembering it's a SaaS stock so it went back down LMAO
[+5] u/Neemzeh: That’s funny. Fomc and big earnings all on the same day and the market stays flat af lmao
[+5] u/cramers_asshole: Man i’m tired of always getting FUCKED.
I wanna do the fucking
[+5] u/Major-Bad-1203: Why TF do people still buy earnings options after seeing whats happening right now?
[+5] u/PlasticComplexReddit: MSFT are you shitting me, it just gave it all up. Fuck me.
[+5] u/bunnibly: I still don't understand why META is even *this* high.
[+5] u/r157113: MSFT can never be green
[+5] u/TibbersGoneWild: wtf happened to Microsoft penis?
[+5] u/PlasticBirds: Imagine if you had MSFT calls lmao
[+5] u/ScytherDOTA: Meta mis huevos en tu boca
[+5] u/isospeedrix: why am i not surprised CVNA is the only winner today
[+5] u/2020isgreat: AMAZON SAVES THEIR EARNINGS BY MENTIONING AI LMAO
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: # MSFT just announced bankruptcy LMAO🤌
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: ofc oil pumps 8.5% while everyone is distracted by earnings
[+5] u/NativePlant870: ##get absolutely fucked bulls
[+5] u/Odd_Library_3953: Welp. Just lost my ass on MSFT. Thanks a lot
[+5] u/Fair_Philosopher575: Zuck the rug not looking good
[+5] u/Oograr: MSFT spiked to 445 after hours and immediately dumped, now 412. Why the spike?
[+5] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: This market is a joke how is scamvana pumping and Amazon dumping after those incredible numbers?
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: # that's what you get AMZN, drill drill drill, LMAO🤌
[+5] u/GooglySoft: Even GOOGL is dropping now
[+5] u/tobrie02: My port is heavy on SOFI, META, ONDS. Ask me how I’m doing today :)
[+5] u/angrybubblez: Bulls….. hold my hand…. It’s over
[+5] u/uncsucks: DRILL TEAM 6 ASSEMBLE
[+5] u/Cav829: Those GOOGL numbers are absolutely insane.
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: MSFT is complete dog shit
[+5] u/RampantPrototyping: AI overspending is now bearish for the mag 7
[+5] u/ten7four: Damn they're all cooked
[+5] u/ValueOfADollar: ahhh bag 7 bringing me down again classic
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: For the last day of April bears get to feast!!
[+5] u/internetf1fan: so happy i listened to my guts and sold my msft calls earlier! Actually it was chatgpt that told me to sell it off hahaa
[+5] u/spudbro00: QQQ dead, META dead, now I just need some war escalation tonight for the trifecta
[+5] u/Visible_Ad_2271: Absolutely insane earnings by the big 4 yet it dumps even after less CapEx than expected, which was the reason for last quarters dump lmao
[+5] u/Exciting_Employ4083: Congrats intc I wasn’t familiar with your game on a casual Wednesday up 11% tf
[+5] u/420Secured: Let the profit taking comence!
[+5] u/BabyGroot01: Crush earnings but everything still collapses. Fuck my calls
[+5] u/YungIrv: Freak the fuck out, it’s over!!
[+5] u/Waveytony: That GOOG earnings beat is genuinely insane
[+5] u/GrizzleTheGod: So what the fuck happened??
[+5] u/Dependent-Entrance56: This is absolute bullshit
[+5] u/csklmf: When is msft guidance
[+5] u/need_five_more_chara: Goog beat by 92%? Excuse me?
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Fucking bag 7 earnings dump ALWAYS
[+5] u/Bellybutton-Gubbins: My portfolio has been like a random number generator
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: With how oils been moving, how the FOMC is scared, and how earnings were dogshit youd think SPY would be sub 700 by now
[+5] u/jasperCrow: Capitalism is saved. Thank you Sundar.
[+5] u/Dry_Bar_4965: I have finally realized that the markets are rigged
[+5] u/Aware_Secret_8910: This earnings price action needs to be studied
[+5] u/LeBhikariLe: my MSFT bags are getting heavier every earnings
[+5] u/potato111a: This guy on CNBC is coping with his MSFT bags so hard LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/InitialPsychology731: Bears trapped, pamp it
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: MSFt azure grew 40% and the stock is red? LOL
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: once again, I have no idea what to do
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Was that just an ultimate bull bear trap to make everyone poor?
[+5] u/Powerful_Mission_655: Meta call holders in shambles
[+5] u/damnvid: lost $2k on CAR puts and gained $2k on GOOGL AH with shares
I feel regarded
[+5] u/balelong: There's no way yall have real money
[+5] u/WillTheGreat: Damn MM’s outright savage. There was 1.7b in negative gamma exposure on the 710p expiring today. SPY really dipped to 707 right before those contracts closed, before ripping immediately after lmao
[+5] u/FiveEggHeads: the number of times cnbc had to clarify they don't think copilot sucks is a bit obvious guys
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: wow someone must have said AI on the qcom earnings call or something
[+5] u/United-Hearing-8286: Amazon bears saw -6% go to -1%
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: So without looking at any earnings reports and only the price action, it seems to me like the market is schizophrenic
[+5] u/ignatious__reilly: The Market doesn’t like CapEx of any company right now. This is why it’s all red.
Basically when companies spend big money on long term stuff like data centers, equipment, or infrastructure….that means cash is going out with no immediate return.
Market hates this right now
[+5] u/Master-Stranger8908: Need a “straits is open” news tomorrow
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: Some QCOM ber turned off his Blackberry and is heading to the 🌈 bar to celebrate his unrealized gains.
[+5] u/Get_dat_money: So now we get six months of spy 710
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #We had a Fed day + 4 of the biggest companies reporting earnings at once and futures are flat. This is the new normal. 9 out of 10 days will be flat moving forward. LMAO🤌
[+5] u/TickTockTaudit: Asians are gonna sell.
[+5] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Lmao, SPY pretending like it didn't see anything
[+5] u/Ok_Product8015: Who else just got boned on earnings🙋
[+5] u/7fingersDeep: literally looked away for a minute and AMZN went from green to -$5
Damn- everything is cooked.
[+5] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Be Google, make in-house AI, do nothing, win.
[+5] u/daddysgirl794: Honestly impressive how in denial the market is of what's coming with the biggest oil shock of this century
[+5] u/BaronOfIce: MSFT:
Annualized revenue from AI altogether now stands at $37 billion, up 123%.
But importantly Xbox, Surface devices and Bing search advertising, contributed $13.19 billion in revenue, down 1%.
Yes fucking BING is the reason this shit is down 3%.
[+5] u/nasdaqslut: Google the goat. Glad I loaded my tits up when it was at 150
[+5] u/repost4profit: Ford is asking for their tariff refunds….. good luck with not getting punished for that.
[+5] u/Jesus-Musk: QCOM THANK YOU SWEET JESUS
[+5] u/2020isgreat: Atleast you aren't one of those retards on polymarket betting that one of these companies would miss earnings LMAO
[+5] u/floo82: Meta peed in the pool 🤮😤
[+5] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: $GOOG UP $20!!!! 5.8% WTHHH
[+5] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: 330 million Gemini subs
[+5] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Great GOOGaly moogaly
[+5] u/zodnodesty: What are you doing step google
[+5] u/WailingWarbler: I bought Qcom and google today for my earnings gambles earlier today. Picked well
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: Time to kick every company out of the S&P 500 except for Google.
[+5] u/ConstantAd1: Good afternoon to all future bagholders
[+5] u/PushAble2463: I am fucked, damn I have lost a lot of money the past two weeks fuuuuuck
[+5] u/nasdaqslut: Name one company MSFT has bought and actually made better. I’ll wait
[+5] u/Few_Egg3567: Microsoft was at 440 a half hour ago
[+5] u/Terrible-Session5028: Bad day to be a bull
[+5] u/Jupitersd2017: Guys is Amazon a bear stock? Because I’m starting to think it is
[+5] u/trsx5: Today is a great exmaple of why numbers dont really matter, its just wall streets reaction to them really. Fk
[+5] u/yungTrevo: Yo so shouldn’t all this capex spending be bullish for semis?
[+5] u/Level_Counter3062: So that's why Warren bought Google instead of microslop and beta
[+5] u/31andnotdone: whats worse, a paper straws or buying calls on everything but goog?
[+5] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: Supposed to be the Craziest earnings of all time….
3/4 dump and basically no residual impact on the market. It’s basically just another Wednesday lol
[+5] u/GladDiscount6749: So yall bought a billion options cause you thought today was ur Super Bowl and you didn’t expect them to just theta fuck the shit outta you lmao
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: AI stocks (except Google): No massive gains expected from AI
AI shovels: pumps like fucking crazy
[+5] u/davidbigham: Chat, I think MSFT is cursed by WSB .
[+5] u/kawkface: I bet on the wrong brown boi
[+5] u/ConstantAd1: >Xbox FY26 Q3 Total Gaming Revenue (-7%), Content and Services Revenue (-5%) Hardware Revenue (-33%)
calls on Sony
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: Eagerly awaiting USO's conference call
[+5] u/2020isgreat: US Treasury Secretary Bessent: Consumers and the stock market are looking through Iran.
CONSUMERS??? LMAO
[+5] u/Impossible_Risk_8710: Difficult recovery with CPI at these levels.
[+5] u/Turtlesaur: No, you were supposed to buy Google
[+24] u/MasterElite1: >US TREASURY SECRETARY BESSENT: IT WOULD BE HIGHLY UNUSUAL FOR POWELL TO REMAIN ON THE FED BOARD
Here we go
[+21] u/ChinCheckUrFartBox: I need to stop listening to reddit. Yall suck at choosing stocks apparently
[+21] u/Archimedes3141: Being a Google stock owner feels like being gods favorite child, just endless cash falling from the heavens
[+16] u/Joonypoo: Google should be worth more than NVIDIA too if we’re being honest
[+13] u/Wowmuchrya: Yea we drillin tomorrow none of these shitters made any money from AI lmao
[+13] u/barelyreadsenglish: So at the start of 2026 spy was almost 700 and the markets were pricing in multiple rate cuts. Now oil is up almost 100% and they are predicting either 1 or 0 cuts for 2026 and we are at ath. Neat.
[+12] u/gomper: I fucking hate cvna. No position just hate
[+10] u/WarmCan3034: the bubble is poppin
[+10] u/Sam_Vicious2: GOOGL mooning, meanwhile Gemini can’t even tell the time
[+10] u/borkdpasito: Pump catalysts are now exhausted. Oil price comes back into focus. Market is about to plummet.
[+10] u/hv876: Zuck the Cuck really said Iran war caused slower user growth 🤣.
[+9] u/Wrath_FMA: Guys I need us to constantly type Ber r fuk so that my puts can print
[+9] u/VeryMercurial: AMZN free cash flow Q3 2024: $47.7B
AMZN free cash flow after ER today: $1.2B
wtf 😂😂
[+9] u/CerebrumMortuus: META increases capex? Stock drops
MSFT decreases capex? Stock drops
[+9] u/handsome_uruk: Amzn, msft, meta: beats by double digits
Market: nah, I’m not feeling it
[+9] u/tika_dengu: Zuck is hiding in his metaverse bunker
[+8] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Msft would’ve been 600 if the ceo was American
[+8] u/iliveasimplelife: If GOOG gives up on its gains, we're fucked
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: canceling my cash gang membership tomorrow
[+8] u/Just_Learned_This: Google gets my fucking dick hard
[+8] u/derprondo: Cash gang sends its *regards*.
[+8] u/moosewithamuffin: How tf is AMZN down? They obliterated earnings expectations.
[+8] u/Burtonwurton: I hate that you cant sell stock positions for 5 minutes right after market close. Gives institutions the ability to sell or buy before retail. Fucking rigged.
[+8] u/CerebrumMortuus: What are the chances on MSFT rebounding after the call?
[+8] u/VaIentineX: how msft is red despite beating on everything, ai revenue up, capex down
[+8] u/Burtonwurton: Well the good news for MSFT is that at least it didn't drop as bad as last earnings.
[+8] u/SupportMedium9487: STOP TALKING ABOUT BING
[+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: Tomorrow is going to be so fucking insane!
SPY could close up or down a whole nickel!!!
[+7] u/Individual_Error_428: MAG7 are scam earnings when everyone looks. When no one pays attention, magically go up 15-20%
[+7] u/Gom_KBull: 10y @ 4.43%, 30y @ 5.00%
# oh... we fuccin
[+7] u/PulIthEld: bro this doordash driver is stopping at every house in the city
[+7] u/e30jawn: I haven't pooped in a week. I just drank the whole bottle of mag citrate. According to reddit I should be meeting God on the toilet in a few hours. Thanks for the concern.
[+7] u/spacemoses: Oil should just do a stock split, problem solved.
[+7] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: MSFT puts and GOOG shares at close
Life is good
[+7] u/kyndrid_: Holy shit GOOGL is actually just gonna keep ripping
[+7] u/soscribbly: I was buying Tesla a year ago, you were buying Google.
We are not built the same. 💪
[+7] u/leshermes: 20,30 yields touching 5% again, not a good sign... Oil, DXY spiking back up, equities will drop if this continues
[+7] u/Purple_Bearkat: MSFT doing its best to offset my GOOG.
[+7] u/maxutilsperusd: I can't believe that earnings calls still sound like we are using microphones from 2003.
[+7] u/Gristle__McThornbody: LMAO AMZN with a new ATH
[+7] u/According-Page8618: ofc the 2 stocks i own meta and msft are down big
[+7] u/xlmtothemoon: BREAKING NEWS: amazon renames to aimazon, bringing back aim messenger to develop ai oriented chat messaging
amzn turns green
[+7] u/CoffeeGrinder999: Magic Eight Ball says "looks unlikely".
[+6] u/Hellmale: I sold my GOOG put before closing and Added another AMZN puts 😆
[+6] u/Wowmuchrya: Wait so the guy that raises capex to stupid numbers after firing people to pay for it with no results raised capex again and the stock dropped 7% after going up all month?
Crazy!!!!!!!!!
[+6] u/SuffiecientSapian: Can SPY pretty please open at $700 tomorrow morning
[+6] u/Numerous_Two_102: Now is a great time for some boobs on the ground
[+6] u/Shoddy_Ad897: I don't think the casino is feeling very well
[+6] u/Perfect-Mixture-3577: Thinking about full porting sndk 2x etf tomorrow what do you degens think?
[+6] u/gul_bil: Stepgoogle what are you doing
[+6] u/Electrical-Snow5167: Maybe the real stock earnings today was oil...
[+6] u/csekseni1: Any chance we get a -3 percent day tmr
[+6] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: Michaelsoft is a shit stock
[+6] u/KevinWarshNudes: You know what they say, no risk, no retard
[+6] u/milodino12: Remember when chatgpt was gonna eat google alive?
[+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Goodbye money I didn’t need you anyway
[+6] u/csr8765: Everything said so far for all the companies is massively bullish for semi’s
[+6] u/lebronkahn: The whole sub is going to learn about IV crush tomorrow
[+6] u/-user222: “good afternoon”
-.5%
[+6] u/SupportMedium9487: microcuck you better reverse during this conference
[+6] u/SupportMedium9487: msft talking about evalmaxxing LOL
[+6] u/Strig1: Amazon is going green isn’t it…
[+6] u/wasifaiboply: If we ever get back to anything resembling reality at all $CVNA will 100% end with multiple prison sentences.
[+6] u/TranzitBusRouteB: Listening to GOOG investor call 😎👌💪🔥
Listening to MSFT call 😴🤓🌃🤖
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: The more Satya speaks the more MSFT drops.
[+6] u/CerebrumMortuus: MSFT: you thought I was done dumping?
[+6] u/captain_casino: I dont know what's happening anymore
[+6] u/kemar7856: Fuck you meta and msft
[+6] u/XeroShyft: So AMZN found the cheat code, just say Nvidia a lot lol
[+6] u/Alti23: MSFT pumps to 480 by NEXT WEEK!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER!
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: This was your last chance to sell everything but coal mines. Not even stocks, actually buying them. The only profitable industry is coal and there are hundreds of millions of eager children to work 70+ hours a week in them. They get a helmet and a pickaxe.
[+6] u/Amazing_Tangelo_4959: google ups capex last earnings stocks freak out. Google doubles down and stock jumps. I am not sure how this game is played anymore.
[+6] u/ev01ution: It doesn’t matter. Good guidance goes down and bad guidance cliff down.
[+5] u/Subject_Delay5447: Going in on RDTL (2x RDDT) earnings tomorrow.
Yesterday I ran HOOG (2x HOOD) and successfully turned my portfolio into 0.735x, was also bullish on SOFI.
[+5] u/PositiveToe2761: Investigate CVNA there’s no way
[+5] u/-CryptoMania: Shorting INTC. I have no idea what i am doing
[+5] u/PalpitationSmooth992: Burry has SOXX 330p for Jan
been waiting for INTC to hit 100 before i start buying long puts and SOXS
the memory stock unwind alone will be epic
[+5] u/LegoToast: I’m ngl I bought GOOG calls like 5 mins before close
[+5] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Who am I
Where am I
What happened to all my money
[+5] u/Tini-: Should’ve held my GOOG. Oh well. Some profit is better than no profit.
[+5] u/Glwhite1991: Today was the beginning of the end, current ride is over
[+5] u/OG_L0c: QCOM is up 10% after hours because I panic sold when it was down 4%
[+5] u/Fkthisst93: Is my Amzn 300c weekly still alive
[+5] u/Thotmas01: Oil was a straight line march up today.
[+5] u/tessie_trades: Need google at 400 stat
[+5] u/Sufficient_Insect812: POOJA WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOR?!
[+5] u/DLD1123: The year is 2027. Everything is owned by Google. The only restaurant left is Taco Bell. You wipe your ass with sea shells. Wesley Snipes may pop out a manhole and kill you. All is well.
[+5] u/sytena10: Carvana recording profit of $2,785 per vehicle sold
[+5] u/zainwhb: All MSFT has to do is say fuck OpenAI, we going with Anthropic and this shit will go parabolic
[+5] u/UnnecessaryPancake: These gas prices gonna make me a bear
I haven't ever seen gas at 5$ a gallon (small town Ohio). Last time it was that high, the stock market was in the toilet
This is wild
[+5] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Brent over 120 is a thing of beauty look at that week chart 🥹
[+5] u/srnx: Oil is getting kinda scary but I guess we dont care anymore?
[+5] u/throwawaydonaldinho: Just buy calls unironically. Market turned on detach from reality mode.
[+5] u/EasySunday: At least you had 120k at one point in time.
[+5] u/GradePending: Someone bought MSFT at $445
[+5] u/maxutilsperusd: AMZN ATH now. WOOOO.
[+5] u/DragonflyOrdinary848: ah yes best time to be panic selling msft stock is AH when they beat earnings
[+5] u/restartilife: Amzn you fucking prince. Now stay up.
[+5] u/MarginCuck: Why is Microslop mooning? All the blue hairs told me Microslop was going bankrupt
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: They are literally canceling each other out right now SPY is stuck lmfao this is the worst timeline
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: Mfs don’t like AI spend until it starts generating more income than all mfs combined
[+5] u/Kooky-Parfait-2706: AMZN what are you doing?
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Welp I needed to replace all four of my tires I guess I’ll go to a playground to steal the tires from there
[+5] u/GirthyGainzzz: NOK launching now in AH
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Some mean boys are calling me fat
[+5] u/JustHereForTheTea69: https://preview.redd.it/rso8ulvu67yg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=203c763aa3bbe7acfdb5d9af256631d0fc0d0755
Bought 5k of Meta x2 long, did I earn my place here yet?
[+5] u/maxutilsperusd: AMZN green, maybe Jassy should just talk for the next 8 hours.
[+5] u/SupportMedium9487: can msft get a new speaker?? algos dont like this one
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: ALEXA cancel my rope order!
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: LOL AMZN didn't want to be associated with MSFT and META
[+5] u/maxutilsperusd: Project Hail Mary is a great film, and you should all go see it.
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Eh yo get this bitch off the line. She is killing MSFT even worse.
[+5] u/Intelligent-Ad8242: Microsoft is cursed all bs doesn't make any sense
[+5] u/andytobbles: Microsoft is giving late 2024 early 2025 google vibes. Everybody is going to count it out and end up missing out on a massive run.
[+5] u/NonsensicalWorries: my dumbass bought meta calls and chipotle puts
[+5] u/Mr_Madrass: you should see my capex
[+5] u/zephyrs85: And just like that I became a long term Microslop shareholder
[+5] u/Chancey004: Ya we opening flat tomorrow lmfao
[+5] u/kyokeooooo: that's it, I'm calling the president of the stock market
[+5] u/Traditional_Honey108: This isn’t what Tom Lee promised
[+5] u/42thefloor2011: Holy shit ALL FOUR DROPPED AND ARE RED IT'S OVER BOOLS
[+5] u/booose6: Bols, dont even show up to casino tomorrow
[+5] u/r0n224: META just went green for a second , someone trying to redeem !
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Full port puts tomorrow, it’s actually over this time if we got 4/7 MAG7s reporting and SPY dies
[+5] u/Prayaa: These mfs are tanking amd 😩
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: Okay numbers, but time to look at non-tech, this is toppy. More than tech makes money
[+5] u/Big_Cryptographer863: Big tech all red. RIP.
[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: Mr Nutella we need quantum super intelligent oil right now
[+5] u/csr8765: Semi’s +5% tomorrow, minimum
[+5] u/Wonderful_Dirt2078: Well there goes msft
[+5] u/rocier: yo these beats are pretty wild
[+5] u/Dioxzise: I HEREBY DECLARE THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ OPEN!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+12] u/Useful_Donut6789: Microsoft just announced it's opening a shoe division hence the pump
[+12] u/Dangerous_Time_1450: So earnings came out it was bad and then randomly we decided the earnings weren’t bad and we were gonna pump now. Is that what happened or am I missing something
[+12] u/xReMaKe: So msft was up like 6% immediately after earning. I leave and come back and it was down 3%. Then I leave and come back and it was up like 3-4% again and I leave and come back and it’s negative? WTF is this. Not sure if I should leave and come back again or just not come back.. instructions not clear im buying calls at open.
[+11] u/stonksf: Yall are so short sighted lmao.
This run is almost over, not even a bear just a realist.
Market can't sustain expensive oil
[+11] u/beerstearns: $120 oil is bullish for economy
[+10] u/No_Cod972: I have a confession to make. I'm bullish on AI and I even like using MSFT Copilot.
Please don't throw tomatoes at me.
[+10] u/rcantu314: Microsoft god candle
[+10] u/Humble-Cancel-1322: MICROSOFT 450 AT OPEN TOMORROW
[+10] u/Astronaut-Proof: MSFT announces quad beats with 10x YoY across all categories, raises guidance 678%, cures cancer, discovers unlimited free energy source, and reverses 9/11 + the holocaust.
Stock: down 98.6% in AH trading.
[+10] u/Flat-Focus7966: SOFI, META, MSFT - Stuff I own
GOOG, AMZN - Stuff I sold
Not making this up
[+9] u/carcotasu081: A stock like MSFT moving like this is insane
[+9] u/aftherith: Did MSFT say "we're going to make lots of money" loooong pause "but we're going to spend even more!"?
[+8] u/Candid_Payment_4094: Let me guess: MSFT said something like "Agentic multimodal AI with cuckpilot" in the earnings call?
[+7] u/Ble_h: BREAKING NEWS: MSFT opened the STRAIT
[+7] u/wkgko: These 10% swings are intense...
[+7] u/Immediate_Pizza_4221: Lmao this shit gay as fuck
[+7] u/Personal-Boss-7111: Same algos that dumped 30 mins ago buying it up again. Regards.
[+7] u/Substantial-Art5008: I actually can’t win no matter what I do
[+7] u/vermilli21: MSFT playing red light green light it seems
[+7] u/Significant_Speed854: Tomorrow I will again make mistakes and lose money, just like today.
[+7] u/stonksf: Intc up 14% isn't euphoria idk what is lmfao
[+7] u/Select-Roll-4041: So no one cares about oil at 110 anymore lol
[+7] u/Arabian_Goggles_: Bubble bears punching air rn lmao
[+7] u/Pete26l96: how you guys think Zuckerberg's plan to transition meta into an "AI lab start up" is going to play out LOL
[+7] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Bers told me the economy was crashing today
[+7] u/Slabbed1738: What happened at 6pm that spy shot up .5% in AH?
[+7] u/kal14144: That msft chart is one of the most retarted I’ve ever seen
[+7] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: MSFT actually reversed after the earnings call. We are in completely uncharted waters now.
[+7] u/Red_V_Standing_By: What kind of crackhead stuff is happening with MSFT right now?
[+7] u/beerstearns: Google should build a oil refinery
[+6] u/StocksStormTrooper: Won’t be surprised to see a 10% banger for GOOG tomorrow specially with it’s record breaking stellar ER🚀
[+6] u/CalRippedken: Man gas shot up another .60 a gallon in my city today. I'm tired of winning
[+6] u/watisdat: META FUCK YOUUUUUUUU
[+6] u/Rugpull_Generator: Bears are now calling it fake because it turned green in 2 minutes LMAO
[+6] u/jez124: lol at how unaffected Stocks and crypto are today while oil is climbing.
[+6] u/David_Norris_M: Meta say whatever Microsoft said and send us
[+6] u/Coley44: What did MSFT do to save themselves lmao
[+6] u/infected_scab: What the living shit is going on with MSFT?
[+6] u/Effective_Throat6127: MSFT behaving like a meme stock
[+6] u/Illnevertell369: What the actual f is going on with MSFT
[+6] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: I’m busy but whoever is talking on the AMZN call deserves a BJ
[+6] u/stonksf: Oil pumping. Covid level disruption coming
So much market froth, intel is 96 like no
Be rational, I have 750k cash waiting for the dip
[+6] u/Unemployable1593: YTD: SPY +4% / USO 121%
and bulls pretending like they’re smort 🤣
[+6] u/Neader: MSFT call holders support circle. What a glorious 12 mins of hope that was.
[+6] u/jda823: The math ain't mathin on some of these semi conductor companies to keep growing like they are
[+6] u/Ble_h: MSFT is a fucking meme.
[+6] u/carcotasu081: MSFT has had great earnings. It will grow. God knows what the fuck is happening AH tho, behaving like a meme stock
[+6] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Imagine not buying GOOG at $150
[+6] u/NotUsedEnough: GOOG has over the past year doubled, picked the wrong mag 7😭
[+6] u/Caz5-_-: I guess I’m a little contused here, brent is approaching new highs with wti still ripping towards highs. and stocks making new highs? Am i missing something here?
[+6] u/Saeonic: the market is perpetually fueld by the blood of bear puts.
[+6] u/Slabbed1738: Damn oil still pumping, what's going on
[+6] u/AmazingPrune2: everyone knows its a bubble. don't be a smartass
[+6] u/CH-LOL: I lost everything shorting intel today. I am completely devastated.
[+5] u/Simran-0: My car puts better print tomorrow
[+5] u/diunay_lomay_a: Msft is coming. Hulk dick to a 450 open
[+5] u/RecoverOwn342: NOKIA is re-releasing Brick phone. Stock is going to the moon 🚀🚀
[+5] u/twenty_three_three: Msft cant fail, they can only make every white collar workers day fucking miserable.
[+5] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Breaking: Microsoft announced an addendum to their earnings that literally just says "ber r fuk"
[+5] u/vermilli21: So just buy calls on everything even OIL, can’t fucking lose in this market
[+5] u/jnas_19: 190 fucking billion dollars in capex from Microsoft lol. Semis eating good
[+5] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: Bears literally can't win this market desperately wants to pump straight to 1k SPY
[+5] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Officials from San Francisco and Austin, where Waymo has been ferrying passengers without drivers for more than a year, said the vehicles’ performance is getting worse. “We are actually seeing something interesting: backsliding of some things that had improved upon,” Mary Ellen Carroll, the executive director of San Francisco’s Department of Emergency Management, told officials with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), which oversees self-driving vehicle safety in the US. “They are committing more traffic violations.” — via Wired
As Gibson said, when you want to know how things really work, study them when they’re coming apart
[+5] u/E39_CBX: AAPL will save the market
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: It turns out the winner today is QCOM 🏆
[+5] u/zestykite: msft reversal. here we go
[+5] u/Such_Coin: Did MSFT announce they were getting rid of copilot? I can't think of anything else that would pump the stock like that.
[+5] u/Miker1730: microslop grew a pair?
[+5] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: i thought MSFT could go up 10% today, how small is my brain
[+5] u/hftrobo9285: Breaking: Microsoft to rebrand as Microissant and use AI bread making recipes to take over the global market, stonk mooning in after hours.
[+5] u/PeggingOnMolly: WTF is this bull shit
[+5] u/stonksf: Intel $100 holy fuck euphoria much
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: So how is everything priced in when shit like this happens?
[+5] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Algos can't make up their minds on msft lmao
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: in order for a tech company to go up AH and keep the gains, even just .1%, it has to beat massively and rise guidance way above estimate
[+5] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Bols ejaculated prematurely
[+5] u/BrownDog42069: ok so we back to dumping on massive beats
[+5] u/Jaysler: Say AI a few more times QCOM
[+5] u/Ok_Section1443: Did Microsoft open the strait?
[+5] u/JiffKewneye-n: i hate everything so much right now.
[+5] u/Bam2458: WTI: *Breaks $150*
SPY: I can go higher
[+5] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: Imagine being a bear in the most retarded bull market that has ever been seen
[+5] u/GoldenAries4: Everyone is celebrating as if tomorrow won’t be anticlimactic.
Market is trying to keep VIX low and SPY flat. It just wants to eat options of all types.
[+5] u/Dangerous_Time_1450: Don’t worry guys I have puts NYC could get bombed and we’d end the day green.
[+5] u/Sengle473: what's the new why we mooning AH?
[+5] u/ihopethisworksfornow: I feel like you youngin’s just aren’t used to living during a time of *massive* technological growth. It all seems overblown to you because you’re not realizing you’re in the middle of a transition that’s far wider reaching than you’d initially think, so you reflexively downplay things. “It’s not quite as crazy as they say it is” etc etc
Like, a new model from OpenAI/Anthropic gets released, and yeah it generates buzz, but it’s not a *big* deal.
I can’t express how much people *lost their fucking shit* when Windows ‘95 released. You’d think they just announced Time Travel. Coast To Coast AM With Art Bell, a conspiracy podcast dedicated to talking about Bigfoot, aliens, and the Illuminati, dedicated a *3 hour episode* just to the release of windows 95.
Countdown to release and people calling in to give reviews. The improvements in AI over the past year feel the same to me. Another 5-6 years and the internet will be wildly different.
[+5] u/NotMe357: "Central banks added gold holdings at the fastest pace in more than a year in the first quarter, per Bloomberg."
[+5] u/MakeResonableChoices: Spy been day drinking all day
[+5] u/brute-forced: CNBC doing all they can for MS
[+5] u/Smooth-Penetrator: We may correct into the end of the week
[+5] u/__pickle_rick: I mean if you're gonna be a top 1% commenter, at least have flair
[+5] u/whodey84: JPow, shadow Chairman.
[+5] u/AlphaHarmony: what did they say on the msft call?
[+5] u/CalRippedken: Are Microsoft bers still celebrating
[+5] u/1-gp: META bent me over and fucked me like a pennywhore in Saravejo Valley, 1876
[+5] u/LossMax: Dear god I lost 45k this week. I have 4k in 1dtes. Pls find it in your heart to pump Mstr 15% tomorrow
[+5] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Jesus MSFT make up your mind
[+5] u/SpyBagholder: I never understand these headlines, google is only pumping because they are challenging Nvidia with TPUs
No one actually knows if this will make a difference lol
[+5] u/cannythecat: Why would anybody be bullish on meta. They only exist to help boomers get scammed online.
[+5] u/BallsHardest: I got into GOOG and INTC when they were in the gutter a year ago. Feels good.
[+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Meta should stop trying and go back to 400. It has been struggling to break 700 for a while now
[+5] u/Furious_Tuguy: Meta didn't drop enough. My $645 puts are cooked.
[+5] u/Rodriguezboy1: Mark give me the zuc
[+13] u/bullrfuk: Imagine you are 12, you come home from school, ready to play Xbox. You first decide to quickly check if anything interesting is on TV. You see Fed president speaking on Bloomberg. You think "who watches this boring ass shit" and switch to the next channel as quickly as you can. Those were the days.
[+12] u/SomePolack: Turns out I might just be dog shit at trading
[+11] u/the-revenge-trader: I am transitioning from a gey bear to a strait bol, don’t wanna stay broke forever
[+11] u/Hang_Man1: Wow my puts are fucked
[+11] u/TheRealArmament: Where my HOOD bagholders at
[+11] u/guhhhh_MU: I'm all for being a bull..... But dude INTC pisses me off. President can just pump stocks. thats bs
[+11] u/fire_alarmist: So is this just how the world works now? The US government just buys all the stocks and shorts the oil futes and just straight up spends trillions and giga pumps the deficit to create the illusion that everything is fine? And all the dunces cheer it on because they are either too stupid to understand the underlying precariousness of the situation or they are egotistic enough to think they will make it out in time?
So basically the US stock market is a command economy entirely run by the government? Well we should tax them at like 90% then if their ill gotten gains are all because of government spending.
[+10] u/eirinite: Jerome turned the printer on in 2020-2021. Had to turn the printer off in 2022 for the sake of America's economy, got a lot of shit from both sides. Turned the printer back on 2023-2024 as a result of achieving his soft landing.
America was on its way to having a stable economy post-COVID with **legitimate** ATHs and then this 🥭 mf turned this bitch into a pump and dump online casino in a matter of months all while slandering my GOATs name for not cutting rates because lmao free money.
Glad JPOW got the last laugh.
[+10] u/salacious_lion: Lets see how high QQQ can go with USO going vertical with it. Absurd timeline.
[+10] u/Paul_Robert_: That guy with META $660 puts is going to make bank tomorrow
[+9] u/bullrfuk: JPow: "We got tools, here is one"
Shows his pp
SPY jumps 10%
[+9] u/idontknow1967: If GOOG hits 380 before open tomorrow, I’ll stop buying options for the year.
[+9] u/4sKompany: See you scumbags next week 😎
I need to go bang my head against the wall for a few days to kill enough brain cells to make this market make any sense
[+9] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: Iran: enjoy $200/barrel of oil
US: that's our job, we'll take it from here
[+9] u/bemeandnotyou: Bezos to unload shares to fund his wife THIRD NIPPLE
[+8] u/I_am_Nerman: The Nasdaq 100 $QQQ closed up more than 0.5%.
Fewer than 29% of stocks on the Nasdaq advanced today.
This has not happened in at least 28 years
https://x.com/jasongoepfert/status/2049580801818268141
[+8] u/A10cc: Market gives 0 fucks about oil.
[+8] u/Scalpaholic: Puts.
It's 2007.
Like not rhyming but straight up straight to DVD plageurizing.
Prob some Jarrett clone trying to sell Private Credit Default Swaps on OpenAI and yelling how it's slowly going bust.
Michael Scott clone asking Bessent how big his Oil Futures Short position was. (It's Titanic big).
Berry...still being himself, freaking out on a landline how it can only be due to massive corruption and fraud not seen since...2007.
Recessions happen average of 4 months after Oil shocks. Fake pumps like are Golden Parachute prepping behavior and abominations to Reality.
TLDR: July 10th Judgement Day draws ever closer. Be there. It'll be wild.
[+8] u/Fun-Journalist2276: Wtf lost 3 out of 3 earnings play.. what a regard!
[+8] u/SherbertOk2563: Upvote if you think tomorrow we PUMP 📈🐄
[+8] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Dude what in the ever loving fuck. Why the fuck does everything that I touch flounder or die?
GOOGL and AMZN rocket after hours?
Guess what fucking stock I'm balls deep in? 25% META and 75% GODDAMN SHIT-CROSOFT. FUCK ME
[+8] u/SeliciousSedicious: The strait of Hormuz goes open and shut, open and shut, open and shut! The strait of Hormuz goes open and shut, all through the town!
[+8] u/bears2broke: #BULLS:
Iced out Tiffany blue stones
#BEARS:
Number 7 coming right up
[+8] u/DragonScimmy100: oh so we just gonna ignore oil back at $108 amidst this "ceasefire" because of crap 7 earnings
[+8] u/NoProfessional4650: Bols: Here’s your $25 tip for parking my lambo
Bers: Your ketchup is already in the bag, sir
[+7] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: So microsoft earnings was, dare I say, priced in?
[+7] u/SuperNewk: Intel with a god candle straight to Nana
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: GUYS THEY ARE 2 WEEKS AWAY FROM HAVING NUKKKESSS OOMGGGGGG
[+7] u/Far-Requirement9180: You could YOLO into semis one month ago and outperform 99.99% of most “hedge funds” for the last 10 years compounded LMAOOOOOO
[+7] u/otimanob: There will probably never be another proper bear market ever again
[+7] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: Can't wait until we're back to where the president doesn't casually manipulate the market, god fucking forbid right
[+6] u/_Fibbles_: Am I still banned? Been like the guy from Interstellar for the last week, yelling shitposts at you lot through the bookshelves.
[+6] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Msft lived up to it's legacy and did a 360 right back to flat
[+6] u/bullrfuk: JPow: "We talk to business owners and they are telling us that the economy is great"
Business owners = CEO of Microsoft, Nvidia, Meta....
[+6] u/Suavecore_: Me months ago: damn sndk already went up a bajillion %. Maybe I'll get in after a reasonable correction
Me now: well now it's definitely too late
Me 6 months from now: can't believe sndk did a 10:1 split and it's already back at 800
[+6] u/TopRaise7: We feeling good about those QQQ calls now?!
[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: Nana turning YOLO gamblers into multimillionaires, who would have fucking thot LMAOOOOOOO
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: omg intel is going to make me cry from my peener
[+6] u/PooPooPointBoiz: How the fuck can you do a double beat, and fucking go red after hours? Sure, don't rocket after hours, I can understand. Maybe.
But to literally go fucking down? What in the ever loving fuck?
I bet on the GODDAMN WRONG FUCKING INDIAN CEO. FUCK MY GODDAMN LIFE
[+6] u/KalBux: Intel printium processing.
[+6] u/spectra444: Intel just can’t be real
[+6] u/le_pedal: Be greedy of MSFT when others are upset with MSFT
[+6] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: If you told anyone you were betting on Intel or Google just over a year ago you would have gotten clowned to death in this chat, now you just look like an artistic genius jester
[+6] u/Moped_Thief: There’s a 100% chance RDDT is red after earnings tomorrow, but I just can’t bring myself to hedge my shares.
[+6] u/AfraidAnalyst: So you’re saying we got a little time left
[+5] u/you2234: Wow- tell us how you really feel
[+5] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: i see that msft pulled the good old sike pattern
[+5] u/CHENWizard: The Bolpacalypse has begun
[+5] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Tomorrow qqq and oil will hit ath together
[+5] u/Sick0h: Oil prices only mattered in the days back when the poors actually contributed to the economy. They ain’t spending shit no matter what oil is, they’ve been priced out since COVID.
[+5] u/KYEEZY98: The Big Short has done irreversible damage to Society. Imagine all the people who stopped investing in 2016 because of that movie lol. Or even worse, shorted the market.
[+5] u/IntrepidToday0: Imagine being in cash right now, looking for an entry
[+5] u/xXFoxyGrandpaXx: GOOGL is the only one sticking around lol, Amzn about to dump too
[+5] u/Suavecore_: Whoops forgot to get my rddt calls before it hits 200 tomorrow
[+5] u/Damandalorianway: i literally want to put a shotgun in my mouth for selling intel at 19 would be up 80k rn
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Thread moving too fast, no one will see this dog
^🐕
[+5] u/Heineken_500ml: GOOOOOOOOOGLLLLLLLLLLLLL
[+5] u/georgecopafeel: GOOG launching into the stratosphere
[+5] u/photosynthescythe: India makes damn good bread
[+5] u/CreativeFold8842: Any other oil bulls in here!
[+5] u/Bjorn_Ivarsson: Why is amzn meta msft down this time again?
Im starting to think earnings day is just another word fot reckoning day
[+5] u/aka_crashoverride: I'll wait for META to hit mid-500s before I get interested.
[+5] u/Alternative-Wash-656: Just gonna chill and watch America make people lives more miserable everyday.
[+5] u/I_am_Nerman: The 2-year is about to hit 4% for the first time in a year
[+5] u/le_pedal: I just read the article where MSFT disclosed they're going out of business. Never saw that coming.
[+5] u/Got_Engineers: Stock market is fucked in the head.
[+5] u/Regenbooggeit: Zuck can suck this cuck.
[+5] u/paradise_costs: Every time Michael Saylor gets on a stage and spews diarrhea word salad from his mouth I get a mild panic attack and want to sell on my Bitcoin holdings.
No wonder this shit drops 90% every couple years.
[+5] u/nverloseinstocks: !banbet many bag holders were created today
[+5] u/BestKoreaEscapee: JPOW with a big FU to 🥭!!! So… calls?
[+17] u/Nero23x: https://preview.redd.it/5g41acwx18yg1.png?width=1402&format=png&auto=webp&s=2fb5fe7c54107b95490b811dd3cc585b16ed8efc
[+13] u/Anchises1: WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE WRONG STOCKS
[+13] u/idontmisstwice: Anyone else having issues loading on Robinhood?
[+13] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: Is your RH glitching? wtf is this shit
[+12] u/sudharsansai: Last time Intel pumped this much, it marked a 25 year top lmao
Just saying
[+11] u/Spiritual_Storm7363: The market is on crack
[+10] u/TrickyDickCheney: 30 year bonds broke 5%. Flashing red lights everywhere and the stock market is going straight up.
[+9] u/wafflepiezz: My HOOD leaps are down -50% rip
[+9] u/Walking72: Meta knows how to make money, they just choose not to
[+9] u/shindiggaa: SPY is soon to be added to the GOOG ETF
[+9] u/PROMlSED: SNDK 52 wk low: 31.01
SNDK 52 wk high: 1103
Somehow will still pump on earnings LMAO
[+8] u/BigBritches619: Intel is trying to reach nana in the clouds
[+8] u/acreed3412: msft gonna take tf off the rest of this yr
[+8] u/LongroddMcHugendong: MAG7 printing money 🇺🇸 🦅 💥
[+8] u/Zealousideal_Lock789: After 7 years of being retarted Im finally up $861 🎉🕺
[+8] u/Shot-Ground-9898: My meta calls are going to get absolutely evaporated tomorrow
[+8] u/Lapidated_Llama: INTEL at 100. What the actual fuck
[+8] u/WooWheee: So Intel is worth 500b while making 0.00eps last quarter, 0.0x this quarter and guiding 0.0x for the next one? Legit all just a cpu comeback narrative (which in a technical perspective is true) but if that doesn’t come true the same way memory did y’all are fucked
[+8] u/br0botic: INTC is so bubbly but you can’t short this administration’s corruption
[+8] u/Worried_Quarter469: Have AI? ✅ winner
No AI? AAPL, INTC ✅ winner
Have AI but she goes to another school? META, MSFT ❌ loser
[+8] u/WrexyWrex: i almost forgot the government is still shut down lmao
[+8] u/AdditionalActuator81: Looks like the market doesn’t give a shit about anything except pumping
[+7] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: I went from a net worth of 158k and being super happy about life, to 101k and barely being able to eat and sleep since 3 weeks. Literally at the lowest point of my life. I kept shorting into this rallie and increased my size while not sleeping for one week. I was not thinking clearly anymore. Lost so much money that its really hunting me the whole day. One year of trading profitable and being in front of charts for hundreds of hours are all gone in one week. I grinded my ass off just to get set back to point zero again. Really dont know how I can stomach this.
[+7] u/okbetokbetokbet: what the fuck is going on btw?
[+7] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: Why is oil going down on news that the supply shock will last longer?
[+7] u/BeepBoopDep: IMAGINE HOLDING PUTS 🤡
[+7] u/juicyjay27: Robinhood crashed again
[+7] u/Illustrious_Job1951: I don't think the bubble can get any bigger Patrick 😬
[+7] u/WrexyWrex: all the people calling AI a bubble need to be arrested
[+7] u/chauhan_shubham: Is Robinhood app acting up again or its just me ?🤔
[+6] u/Tricky_Let2806: INTEL $98 after hours
[+6] u/poopieuser909: wtf is intel doing, i have calls but good lord
[+6] u/jdfan51: Imagine intc having a bigger market cap than amd how regarded
[+6] u/FullCopy: TSLA is a space data center company that occasionally makes overpriced plastic cars.
[+6] u/PowerNoodles117: Imagine if you bought INTC 100c yesterday for Intel almost .15 each just wanted to make you feel bad
[+6] u/Ornery_Ad98765: I thought I was soooo clever selling INTC at 35
[+6] u/Street-Badger: So how high for crude before something breaks?
[+6] u/housemouse431: okay why is rhood glitchy...i wanna use theoretical gain thingy on my options and dream about a 6 figure oat day.
[+6] u/SonOfObito: I don’t even know why I’m celebrating. I’ve lost so much money
[+6] u/Spy300: I ordered Chinese food takeout. My fortune cookie had no fortune - just empty inside. Its all over for me.
[+6] u/yushey__: Can meta do the same thing as MSFT now thanks
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Imagine missing the AI boom because you are scared of it
[+6] u/Absolute_Unit_Dog: Yeah…can’t have that lag RH. It’s not you, it’s me slowly starting to resent you
[+6] u/DandierChip: Retardation runs in the family eh
[+5] u/PhatBonerMan: Only google pumped eh
[+5] u/Felix_Aterni: Fuck it, I‘m yoloing into intel. You‘re welcome for the coming crash
[+5] u/IamtryigOKAY: Was listening to goog call, AI was used every fourth word. We gonna pump
[+5] u/likeabosstroll: Hmm I sold INTC to buy sofi
[+5] u/Jemmani22: Amzn already down 5% loool. I almost shorted too
[+5] u/TheXamYel: Do earnings just always suck. Like any time I follow earnings the stock tanks
[+5] u/be_o3: GOOGL $470, have a million in it
[+5] u/Historical-Cricket-8: Google is a $450 stock
[+5] u/toydan: the WSB mods that take down a post of mine are 🌈er than the doomer macroeconomic ‘experts’ on here if I’m being honest w myself
[+5] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: Meta’s Reality Labs lost over $4 billion in first quarter https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/29/metas-reality-labs-lost-over-4-billion-in-first-quarter.html?__source=iosappshare%7Ccom.apple.UIKit.activity.CopyToPasteboard
Zuck getting cucked. Maybe he can sell some of his property in the Metaverse —-wait.
[+5] u/studybreak15: Omg MSFT recovered?! I got depressed and just stopped looking after earnings
[+5] u/Jadedtrader33: Big Tech didn’t shit the bed.
JPOW staying until 2028 when🥭 gone.
SPY $1000 Friday.
[+5] u/kmank2l13: My plays tomorrow will be Google, AMC and Intel. I’ll do calls for AMC and Intel. Idk if I will do a put or a call for Google
[+5] u/FickleBumblebeee: MSFT takes a month to go up 1% but a day to go down 5%
[+5] u/_hopkins: Why the fuck RDDT is down in after hours?
[+5] u/Stmast: rddt always finds an excuse to be red
[+5] u/hallett21: Narrator: And he sharpened his knife all night knowing that he would in fact use it at first light.
[+5] u/apurimac777: Really wondering when we are pricing in Homo being closed indefinitely 🤔
[+10] u/wright_on_: want to make sure I buy INTC at the absolute top
[+10] u/StrangeInsanity: It now costs more in gas to go to the gym than the gym membership itself. Calls on my weight gain.
[+10] u/Next-Definition5529: Blockade still happening, no change in rate cuts…bullish baby.
[+9] u/legible_print: For real, when does the price of gas become relevant again?
[+9] u/AndItsThetaAgain: I better check Robinhood to compound the problem
[+9] u/CasherburyTales: I tried to do “crowd work” at my work meeting and now I have a meeting with HR
[+9] u/mikeytho1: Robinhood looks to be back up
We can all go back to losing money now
[+9] u/Moocat2855: Nvidia, AMD, and now intel all to the moon with an asian ceo. So only logical choice is to replace 🥭 with yilong ma.
[+9] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: 95% of options traders quit right before they begin to understand the market and hit it big time
[+8] u/naked_space_chimp: Robinhood died robbing the hood
[+8] u/Real-DrUnKbAsTeRd: Planning on sitting in the corner crying for 39 minutes then muttering, "Whelp, let's do this".
[+7] u/Provolone-Jones: I’m sorry, but I don’t think anything is priced in. This is all vibes now.
[+7] u/theineffablebob: this has gotta be one of the longest HOOD outages in awhile
[+7] u/Raw-Garden: Anyone else’s robin hood not working?? wtf I’m trying to bet on the playoffs
[+7] u/Venice_LA: Down 95k on META
Down 55k on HOOD
Up 125k GOOG
Up 40k AMZN
way too much stress for this
[+7] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Either Rddt will go up a lot and we’ll all thing “fuck it was so obvious” or it will go down a lot and we’ll think “fuck it was so obvious”
[+7] u/sonofalando: Yields flaring up again.
[+7] u/Federal-Reception854: Damn I hate this sub but also like it
[+7] u/LasyKuuga: been seeing em dashes in comments lately from non bots. mofos proofreading their reddit shittakes with ChatGPT nowadays huh
[+7] u/Able_Durian_1832: War, inflation and Tariffs are forgotten. Everyone including the markets are blind folded
[+7] u/cashflow_: WhatsApp being sold to meta is one of the biggest fuckups in tech history. It’s unreal
[+7] u/TreGet234: Comon blow off top already.
[+6] u/InvestigatorWooden33: Lady at the Whataburger drive thru remembered my spicy ketchup.
Calls on SNDK
[+6] u/InvestigatorWooden33: Slammed my dick n nuts on the car mirror, calls on SNDK
[+6] u/AvocadoPurees: If you turn to the left you'd see the 30y hitting 5%, yen at ath, and gasoline at >$100.
To the right you'll see the asylum we display the bers going schizo after a 12% SPY month
[+6] u/OkEnd9276: This is setting up perfectly for AMD earnings to derail this semiconductor rally.
[+6] u/Bravadette: Is robinhood down for anyone else? My app is taking forever to load
[+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: I want to talk about a stock but if I talk about it here it’ll be cursed forever
[+6] u/No_Arm_6582: Played an option on filling my tank yesterday- lost that one too
[+6] u/Mahrez-: Without any news. Intel pump +15% in a day. Even better than companies with good earnings.
[+6] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Remember when zuck launched his little meta space people but he didn’t have no legs?
I still laugh about that
[+6] u/MooseTendies: Im trying to lose money on these prediction markets wtf RH
[+6] u/NonBalisticSniper: With great pleasure I announce I'm up $2.6 thanks to Google. YOLO-worthy???
[+6] u/the_jedi_are_evil: TIL semis meant semiconductors, not semi trucks.
[+6] u/happy123z: Moving to the country
I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
[+5] u/cl0udNinja: MSFT really cooked both short term options bears and bulls during earnings
[+5] u/Ltiform: vlad saw the stock dip and ended it
[+5] u/steelejt7: intel rly about to hit 100 after hours
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: The assessed value of my house is a lot like this stock market. 50% higher than it should be.
People are spending money like they’ve got it, but in reality this is just inflation slapping our nuts.
If I could trade 🥚 futures I think we’d be on the breakout handle.
[+5] u/Reynhart: Damn, that MSFT movement is horrifying, imagine having calls
[+5] u/PristineDiscount3208: MSFT beats, and dumps
[+5] u/Carfar_Farcar: META having a seizure in the corner right now
[+5] u/LividAnt9602: This is a bit of overreaction on Meta, no?
[+5] u/Waiting4Reccession: Google is the only mag7 i own 😄
[+5] u/miningape: Why are we pamping, goddam bools
[+5] u/dogefool88: Around a month back, someone tried to convince me to sell my INTC leaps. I am glad I didn’t listen. INTC $30 Call 1/15/2027 bought at $1.73 last August. Simulated return now shows around $70. Will hold until October
[+5] u/iiGoodVibesii: SPY to new ATH tomorrow
[+5] u/Open-Lifeguard-3206: Short INTEL heavy (I’ll get ran over)
[+5] u/Internal-Cut-5890: I had 1,000 of MU at 92 and grew impatient, it haunts me every day. I also had 10,000 shares of PLTR at 6.45 and gave up on it due to analyst reports at the time. I could be retired now, but I’m just regard doing regarded things 😉
[+5] u/BabyGrogu69: Being a gey bear sucks
[+19] u/tesseramous: Imagine you correctly predicted oil rising again from $80 to $110 but you expressed this by buying puts on spy
[+12] u/Full_Cash6140: Is it bad that wallstreetbets is my go to source for market moving headlines
[+11] u/Shoganai_Hito: I lose money as bear, I lose money as bull.
Are there any other animals left to bring me luck?
[+10] u/BenisSpaghetti: If I was on the FOMC, my first move would be to spike the funds rate to 10% for a week. Just enough time to show I am willing to do it. Let everyone freak out. Then I would bring the rate down to roughly where we have it today. Then I would randomly spike it to 100% for 1 hour on a random Tuesday just so it engraves. After bringing it back down again, I would follow typical economic theory and let that shit autopilot. The thought of getting blown apart would keep the markets in check.
[+10] u/Namtabmal: This cant end well it just cant. This feels like final push before a big decline. Im selling all along this boom. Prices are going up way too fast. Oil over 100 again and rising. I mean look at the level before the war with Iran even started. Markets were flat for months. Now the war is still going and we are reacing aths because the war is ending? How does any of this make any sense. All while a massive supply shock is going on with the most important commodity. Absolutely mental.
[+10] u/thefrozen_one: Let’s all laugh at Bol, they think the market goes up in a straight line lol
[+9] u/Nanas_700k: BREAKING: Jerome Powell soon to resume job as the JP at JP Morgan.
[+8] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # I’ve learned one thing in life, and that’s being a bull in the long run always results in gains and being a bear in the long run always results in losses LMAO🤌
[+8] u/These-Shoulder8017: Bonds losing 8% of value in a month has to be a sign.
[+8] u/glazedds: trump attacking iran again, bols in shambles
[+7] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Shit GOOG is 4T+ now. Soon to be another 5T company.
[+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: SPY and QQQ both at ATH together tomorrow.
Gonna be glorious
[+7] u/Crazy_Reporter_7516: Crash imminent but I’m too pussy to switch to cash
[+7] u/gloomyglooom: A fat girl asked me for my number today and I am kind of offended she thinks we are in the same league. I can't be that fucking chopped 😡
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # When JPOW talks, the whole world listens. His voice is financial ASMR LMAO🤌
[+7] u/WorkingHorror99: Bers stfu and go to sleep.
[+7] u/tootnanner: Poor bols. Couldn’t even realize those imaginary gains lmaoooo
[+7] u/CurrentRoutine7392: axios had bullish news past 3 weeks now bearish news. insider trading wants to dump now
[+7] u/vsmand1: MSFT did all that just to end flat
[+7] u/bklotrgoblet: That’s it, I’m sucking everyone off
[+6] u/moorhound: Literally anyone with a brain knew they were just stalling until the USS Boxer got into position, we're going in with boots and we're likely gonna fuck it up
Hope you dumbasses took profits at some point
[+6] u/Geoff_Dawmer: The pythons have my house surrounded. They cut the phone lines.
[+6] u/ithastogoupfromhere: recession canceled, no pop of AI bubble and CVNA pumps like theres no tomorrow
[+6] u/pachumemo214: Googl Calls tmrrw??
[+6] u/lndnmdn: there's no way this many of you are commenting here rn and watching futes
[+6] u/Quarter-Normal: Oil up market up regulation down, 2008 2.0 looking sexy but prolly won’t happen for another 2 years
[+6] u/Active_Finish2316: Intc hit 100 and somehow we still got bears thinking we going down
[+6] u/PrimaryAccording9162: Intel June 130c might actually hit
[+6] u/myjumboloanapp: Insane top 3 earnings (net profit) in history
1.) Google at 62.6B
2.) Saudi Aramco 48.4B
3.) Apple 33.9B
[+6] u/bzl33: > Google at 62.6B
Most of that is unrealized profits on spacex and anthropic
[+6] u/These-Shoulder8017: Is there enough money in the world to cover spy at this valuation.
[+6] u/Creative-Process-789: Intel taking micropenissofts spot in mag7
[+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: damn I'm up like $8k in shares just from AMZN and GOOG tonight
[+5] u/Comfortable733: Robinhood “fixed the glitch”
[+5] u/Hot_Ice5175: JAPAN MARCH INDUSTRIAL OUTPUT -0.5% M/M; EST. 1.1%
Ohh god ohh fuck
[+5] u/No_Skirt_4689: Goddamn my groceries are expensive as hell the past couple months.
[+5] u/exMemberofSTARS: The way everyone was freaking I thought there was actual movement. I go to look and Spy went down 0.2%. Really? Really?
[+5] u/DeezSpicyNuts: This one time in high school my crush asked me for a ride home and I told her yes. The only problem was, I shit my pants in seventh period like 10 minutes before the bell and her class was right next to mine, so I didn’t have any chance to use the bathroom before we met up and walked out to the parking lot.
I thought I was good at first when we got in the car, but after a few minutes of driving she was like wait, what’s that smell? So I rolled down the windows and played dumb like oh I don’t smell anything, I’m not sure. And after a minute she was like no it’s really bad, what is that? And I just kept playing dumb and saying I don’t know I don’t smell anything (it was sooo BAD) and she kept freaking out more and more and she started gagging and after like 10 endless minutes we finally got to her location and she ran out of the car almost crying and didn’t look at me for the rest of the year
[+5] u/Tropicalfisher: Being forced to short TSLA could not have gotten this out of me
[+5] u/spwath: WTF is happening which way is it going??? Everything keeps switching colors, even SPY
[+5] u/SadDevelopment3049: Some major fuckery going on right now
[+5] u/SoothingWafer: It is now time for our weekly remembrance. RIP Joe Rogan.
[+16] u/Alert-Pipe-3005: Price of my house went up 6% in just the last year. It's sad that I haven't bought it yet
[+15] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: Oh man I just found out Wall St has been calling him NACHO(Not A Chance Hormuz Opens), that's actually fucking hilarious considering you can call him NACHO TACO
[+14] u/AggravatingCrow897: https://preview.redd.it/n4ba4bkoz8yg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c121776fff2c6f7943a98b49be1ba6886b8bd030
The Brent is ripping!
[+13] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: For him and his group.. sure.. for the plebs? Not sure about that..
[+11] u/ARogueAnt: im concerned that Barak Ravid who has been helping the admin manipulate the markets up, is now writing bearish articles...
[+11] u/Fabulous_Guide_4330: TONIGHT on unsolved mysteries….find out if ber or bol fuck.
[+10] u/Alert-Pipe-3005: So more money for A.I? Wtf do these CEOs know that I don't cause A.I still seems like a fun gimmick to me right now
[+10] u/Issac_of_Vale: 200k MU calls june. Ill enter Valhalla one way or the other. Wish me luck regards
[+10] u/bodymindtrader: #BREAKING: Brent Oil reaches second highest price in history.
[+10] u/Impressive-Name5129: Oil still undervalued
[+9] u/Fuck_boy3456: U.S. President Donald J. Trump is slated to receive a briefing on new plans for potential military action against Iran on Thursday from the Commander of U.S. Central Command, Adm. Brad Cooper, two sources with knowledge tell Axios. Some of the options that Trump is expected to be briefed on include, but are not limited to, a “short and powerful” wave of strikes against Iranian infrastructure targets, a planned ground operation focused on taking over parts of the Strait of Hormuz and/or a special forces operation to secure Iran’s stockpile of highly enriched uranium, with plans for the last two options having been in the works since the start of the Iran War.
[+9] u/Ceyenne18: I love this market!
Oil shooting to the roof beyond $120, 10y went past 4.4%.
But stock market ATH 💪
Incoming mini rally just nice to clear my weekly CSPs :)
[+8] u/EyeSea7923: TACO thursdaaaaay tomorrow
[+8] u/claytondpark: Meta $600 is not a meme
[+8] u/miata_only: Russia, Iran, and Venezuela accounted for more than 1/3rd of China's oil imports prior to 2022 and yet people think US actions the last few years are without a plan.
[+7] u/qx2: $INTC is a meme stock created by the White House. Oh yeah they positive .24 because of tariff refunds. Ok that is a one time break. Read the numbers kids.
[+7] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Lmaoo V even now wat the
[+7] u/mehmilani: I earned $300 at work today while I gained $1000 milking NVDA both ways on my bathroom breaks. I wish every day was like that.
[+7] u/Objective_Back_2581: I may be regarded, but I’m not “short the stock being pumped by the prezi” regarded
[+7] u/FraserValleyGuy77: I need to take a vicious shit
LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/EyeSea7923: Fuck Bessent gambled all the tax money away already on oil shorts.
[+7] u/jazzgrackle: Everyone here seems really nice and friendly.
[+7] u/AnxiousPilot007: CRWV 130+
NBIS 160 tmrw loading
[+7] u/Inevitable_Estate459: So will the world energy crisis reflect on SPY at some point or are dreams and hopes stronger than that?
[+7] u/Impossible-Fun2027: Apparently we have to check Axios every minute not any financial news
[+6] u/Artifexx: You are both either bots or the same person.
[+6] u/TraditionalPhone3992: Futes fading but we will be up bigly tomorrow
[+6] u/Andromeda_0507: L after L. RDDT you are my last hope
[+6] u/emperor_dinglenads: Grandma's boy has to be worth a couple of million now
[+6] u/bloodelfblonde: Can someone just please tell me what is going on with QQQ?
[+5] u/sharkenleo: Bears will never learn
[+5] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: dumbest thing I did in April was sold USO calls about 2 weeks ago for a $500 loss. Today it would be a $1000 gain. paper hands.
[+5] u/lolbruh123: intel really climbing to 1 trillion mkt cap
[+5] u/aphelion99: Between HOOD and META I'm down 13% in 2 days
[+5] u/legendary_korra: GOOG is an absolute monster stock. Never betting against it
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: I looked away for 2 seconds and lost 7%
[+5] u/jeffrin_: Big red candle in 8 mins
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: Google is undefeated, should be valued far more than the other Mag 7
[+13] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: CENTCOM will brief Trump Thursday on plans for a ground operation to take over part of the Strait of Hormuz, "short and powerful" strikes on Iran including major infrastructure, and a special forces operation to seize Iran's enriched uranium, per Axios.
Cooper gave Trump a similar briefing on February 26. Two days later, the war began.
[+10] u/MoleMan199: I need 14 red days in a row now. Thanks
[+9] u/botistic: MAKE FUTURES GREEN AGAIN!!
[+9] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Axios single handedly destroys my portfolio for 2 months straight
[+9] u/Beagle001: Jesus. WTI just punched through 110? Wtf
[+9] u/Leather_Floor8725: This kind of feels similar to back half of 2021 when spy qqq was still going up but the speculative stocks and crypto peaked and started going down.
[+9] u/skymagic: gonna take *at least* 1 more datacenter to fix this 🥺👉👈
[+8] u/scooterhomeimprover: Trump said multiple times he’s surprised markets didn’t go down 20-25% during initial Iran war. That’s the benchmark. He will do as much as he can militarily until we hit that number.
[+7] u/ChickenYip: i already spent the money i was gona make from my QQQ calls.
[+7] u/NoBuyers: At this point, oil might be moving too fast for its own good, so to speak.
[+7] u/No_Clue_3225: Is the strait open yet
[+7] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Why’d you fuckers make me look at the futes. Now I can’t sleep. Fuck!
[+7] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: ngl I’m ready for the next false flag psy op that descends us into more matrix style madness
[+7] u/gentlesandwich: What's with this weird late night price action
[+7] u/lookingforajob2020: this shit had better not V back to another ATH by open lmfao
[+6] u/kodaksdad2020: Bulls will continue winning
[+6] u/TiredTired99: I think I might buy 60-90 day puts in SOXL and SPX.
[+6] u/StonksInvesteur: Be greedy when others are greedy
[+6] u/No-Example9229: USO at 150 and spy less than $1 from ATH. At what point is it not priced in
[+6] u/clubdirthill: The bers have taken military action on Axios and it has fallen under ber control
[+5] u/Professional-Tap2052: Why did people decide on MSFT for their play today. All week all long here people were making fun of OpenAI, their biggest investment.
[+5] u/It-hurts-whenIP: Bears see the first glimpse of a minuscule red day after 4 straight weeks of a parabolic bull run, and they are calling for a stock market crash.
May I recommend counseling or a trading advisor bears?
[+5] u/ajibtunes: Why do I always return to this forsaken place
[+5] u/DuAbUiSai: Rddt is probably gonna destroy my port after earnings
[+5] u/AdOk3638: Too many bers in here. Calls it is.
[+5] u/Square_Adden: Pump dump pump… time to sleep keep going
[+5] u/hioman01: Is it fucking over again?
[+5] u/Miserable_Ad_728: is it me or hood is down right now?
[+5] u/A_Credo: Dump dump dump. Donald took a dump.
[+5] u/DesignerSea494: Oh, Oil futures… I almost didn’t see you creeping up there, silly.
Yeah, market fucked. Macro chaos imminent.
[+5] u/jahdyudnwl: Diddy cornering the oil market from a prison cell
[+18] u/Soffatjockis: ###CNN: Iran's revised peace proposal could come by Friday. Here's what Trump is saying
Here we go again. The cycle continues.
[+17] u/Soffatjockis: I'm praying to the gods of cholesterol...
Please do what is necessary.
Amen
[+13] u/FartSniffer66642069: Are you kidding me? Every time i give in and buy calls the market just tanks for no reason.
[+12] u/Then-Wealth-1481: We pumped 15% on hopes of war ending and now dumping a whole 0.15% on the news that war is back.
[+11] u/diefy7321: https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/lorna-hajdini-5-things-about-jpmorgan-executive-accused-of-sexually-harassing-junior-employee-101777514251128-amp.html
Lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[+11] u/Throwaway_biglaw: We are dumping 3% tomorrow
[+10] u/S0Anon: I literally switched from bear to bull this week im so sorry everyone
[+10] u/Salty-Bid1597: I've never in 26 years given Google a penny. I've never clicked an ad, i don't even see ads anymore I've developed such an immunity. I've never used Gemini and can't think why I would, likewise clous services.
Yet i use their products every day and they're apparently going to do half a trillion dollars in revenue this year and spend most of it on data centers.
Sometimes I think the entire economy might just be a scam.
[+9] u/sl3azebag: they are no longer boobies. they are hajdinis
[+9] u/kairepaire: We need more bad news to pump the market!
[+9] u/FrostySoftPressure: The week I go short on Oil, this guy decides not to taco
[+9] u/jonneh: > META Reality Labs recorded an operating loss of over $4 billion in Q1
>
> The Reality Labs unit has now accumulated over $80 billion in total operating losses since late 2020.
#
*FAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
[+8] u/timetopractice: Calls on fishhead wife
[+7] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Funny thinking about all these people who went to bed thinking were gonna gap up in the am
[+7] u/sl3azebag: hahaha this thread is moving so fast none of u can know I experimented in college
[+7] u/Consistent_Chart_664: MAN THE CANNONS BOYS
[+7] u/UnknownM007: I’m not saying I want it but a market wide crash would be kinda cool
[+7] u/i_simp_f: Buy high
Sell high
Get high
[+7] u/Consistent_Chart_664: Im just absolutely losing it about the JP Morgan lawsuit the lady sounds like an absolute psychopath but it’s so fucking funny.
Your fish head wife ain’t got nothing on these cannons 🤣🤣🤣
If you want a promotion you’d better fuck my brains out tonight
[+7] u/i_simp_f: I declare war on Tajikistan
[+6] u/Jacobdlt: Calls on Adidas? We all gonna be walking to work.
[+5] u/yogi0122: You know tomorrow will be green. Idc if a nuclear bomb goes off tonight. Orange calls his riggers
[+5] u/SolidMembership4876: Buy the META dip again??
[+5] u/wtf_is_going_on_now: Like, $MSFT was way undervalued around $450s.
And still dumbasses thought fUnDaMenTaLs on a high IV event like earnings would give it a boost??
You still have the guidance on earnings call at least.
[+5] u/Madsen13140: Imagine spy if microslop and meta did not shit the bed
[+14] u/kader91: Nana singlehandely turned Intel into a meme stock.
[+14] u/tellit11: Need some prayers fellas. And its not about something trivial like the market either. Night all.
[+13] u/Concept-Plastic: Wrote “Retards” instead of “Regards” in the company email, fuckin hell im cooked
[+12] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: Glamorous JP Morgan exec accused of turning married male broker into her office sex slave: Viagra spiking and litany of obscene forced acts that made him cry. damn, why cant i work at jp morgan
[+12] u/WeenieWang_: There is a pool of $2.4M betting that christ will come back this year, what in the fuck lmao.
[+12] u/Xx360StalinScopedxX: This is the first week I’ve been sober for in months.
[+11] u/VariousScenes: The longer we go without a major collapse, the more I fear the major collapse
[+11] u/No_Judgment_9267: Why tf did i bought MSFT instead of GOOGL ?
[+11] u/TipEmpty8429: Intel could be selling asbestos and it would still go up
[+9] u/UnivalveX: reminder that SPY was 630 a month ago lmao and literally NOTHING has improved since
[+9] u/RjBloxks: Goldman just raised googl PT to 450
[+8] u/Potential_Version_34: 🚨this just in 🚨
The person reading this message is really cute
[+8] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Who makes more money a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack, and sell it again!
[+8] u/Jebusfreek666: SHIB is now worth 10x what the Iranian Rial is.
[+8] u/tellit11: This much movement overnight is incredible.
[+8] u/90kDenier: Another day of just watching my RKLB, ASTS, LUNR that I bought at their highs 2 weeks ago eat shit
Greetings from Japan!
[+8] u/tellit11: This market is autistic.
[+7] u/Academic_Lock_1699: Shitty writers, editors and photographers crying about AI slop replacing them is peak comedy
[+7] u/AusConsoleGamesLFG: Heading to watch Devil Wears Prada 2, will report back
[+7] u/tellit11: When I'm trading like God I don't come here. When I'm dead even or red I'm like Paul writing to the Romans in here.
[+7] u/b3no_coin: Wait! Is the market pricing in hyperinflation?
[+7] u/melvinzee: All Meta needs to do is change their name back to facebook. Now Zuck is stuck with his failed cartoon world name still influencing markets.
[+7] u/error9348: shorting intc feels too obvious. ready to get fucked gain
[+7] u/TipEmpty8429: This is going to be one of the craziest trading days in months. Hope everyone has had their energy drinks for the casino fun ahead in a few hours.
You are going to see some millionaires made and people lose big.
[+7] u/Sco_420: Made $100 at London open. Crushed a new bench press PR and it’s only 9.30am.
Probably going to lose a lot of money buying calls later on
[+6] u/throwaway273322: Third time it’s a charm. Oil definitely breaking 120 very soon.
[+6] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: its your patriotic duty to pump the market and show it iran
[+6] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Todays inflation data is priced in.
[+6] u/MrSchmitler: What the fuck is happening
[+6] u/Superente_: How are we still at ATHs wtf. How did this shit rebound so fast
[+6] u/scrap4crap: Believe it or not, calls
[+6] u/Big-Safe3031: I miss 2010 dubstep and BO2….
[+5] u/Franksterge0815: Idk how it'll be green tmr. But then again Idk how most green days were green this year either
[+5] u/memmolemmo: Axios HQ is located in the same city as the CIA HQ.
The more you know.
Funny how Axios dropped some sort of fake positive Iran/Strait news at literally every pullback on SPX this month.
[+5] u/PeachScary413: Very real and organic drop in oil price overnight lmaoo 🤌️
[+5] u/BoomerSharkBoy: Keep your hands in your pockets man
[+5] u/silverbulls8: Oil has jet fuel strapped to its ass. Markets at all time highs. What breaks first..
[+5] u/NOKIABUMPS69: Bears are ghey and poor per Axios
[+5] u/ArtisticFrame5790: My Indian boss asked me to join him for lunch today. Said sure. Then said he brought it from home. Gave me a plate of boiled vegetables with no seasoning. Broccoli… carrots… potatoes….
Took me about an hour to force it down. Felt like a kid at my parents table forced to eat my veggies.
He said tomorrow we will go to an Indian restaurant. Will kill my stomach but will taste much better.
[+5] u/frogger1988: I called it. Bearish divergence. Post fomc blues. SPY $690 by 930.
[+12] u/LeupMeisterGenral: BREAKING:
TRUMP ANNOUNCES OIL GHEY
[+8] u/chuastan: There was nothing wrong with meta results. Clear buy if it’s 600. Only buy at these levels
[+8] u/A55BAG: INTC market cap soon to surpass AMD 🤣
[+8] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Going to start buying deep otm calls for next year because this inflation going to the moon
[+8] u/aniote: Google is literally 3D printing money. Only competitor is the Fed. Bought at 140 and never selling
[+8] u/pussinbuuts: back to green
as it is written
[+7] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Fk it if you're making money in this market jus gimme the course link im tired bro
[+7] u/Sharkkboy6: Extremely green today
[+7] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: I buy nothing until the Ayabollah says to.
[+7] u/FatFluffyFish: Guess I was right ytd, INTC really found the cure to cancer lmao
[+7] u/Ok_Advantage_8153: META have invented the money printing machine.
Now they just need to learn not to burn it after printing it.
How hard can it be?
[+7] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: Mango cant TACO this, the iranians want to control the strait
[+7] u/No_Image_1122: Anyone loading meta ?
[+7] u/Wows_Nightly_News: We should rename Brent Crude after that user who turned 50 k of crude into 1 million in debt
[+7] u/tryingtohitchall: Dax on its 9th red day in a row
[+6] u/RockasaurusRex: 72 virgins is a moron's idea of paradise. A true wise man knows that paradise is 72 muscled-up dommy mommies.
[+6] u/Toothlesskinch: I like to listen to Bloomberg on the radio in the mornings to remind myself that we're all incompetent meat-sacs flailing helplessly through life.
[+5] u/Spara-Extreme: Remember when some of you galaxy brains were making the case that Google was dead and OpenAI was the future.
Pepperidge farm remembers
[+5] u/Fearless-Mongoose566: What caused this massive after hours dildo up?
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: We're bombing lightly apparently 🦖
[+5] u/Options_tarded: Idc what you guys do please just don’t fuck my calls
[+5] u/Kickboy21: META AND MSFT BULLS ON SUICIDE WATCH 🤣🤣🤣🤣