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[+44] u/Professional_Fly7427: Thanks to my terrible new manager, I started applying to other jobs. Put my two weeks in, and new job has a 20% raise and bonuses. I worked at my company for 11 years and thought I'd do another 30. This lady managed to piss me off enough to look elsewhere. Thanks and fuck you Carlene!
[+32] u/bearhunter429: #It's year 2030. SPY at $2500 on the news that ceasefire talks going well LMAO🤌
[+29] u/TheMatinow: market closed, now real news will come
[+28] u/PureAlpha22: I’m a perma-bull and none of this makes sense
[+25] u/abroadbroadband: Breaking news: Iran agrees to a greasefire
# 🍳🔥🔥🔥🔥
[+25] u/simpforcathie123: Weekend Prediction! No talks actually happen, war resumes. Futes down .8% Sunday night. 🥭 says "reconsidering resuming talks" before open. End up 1% by Monday close.
[+25] u/Bofa12313: This whole thread is just bearhunter and his alts talking to each other. Fucks wrong with that guy.
[+23] u/SilverVikingTT: IRGC outlet denies White House claim that Tehran requested talks
Tasnim News Agency has said the White House is lying about Iran requesting face-to-face talks with America.
The semi-official news outlet of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps is calling out White House spokesperson Karoline Leavitt for telling Fox News that the Iranians requested a face-to-face meeting with the U.S. team in Islamabad.
“Iran has not made any request to talk with the Americans, and, on the contrary, it has completely rejected the requests of the Americans for negotiations due to their arrogance until this moment,” the agency posted on Telegram.
“Despite the great thirst and need of the Americans for negotiations, Iran has emphasized that there is no decision to negotiate with the United States ‘currently and under the existing conditions’ due to the excesses of the United States,” it added.
[+21] u/GreenGameboyColor: Bears did not deserve this today
[+21] u/Just_Function_7040: War rages on spy -0.02%. Promise of talks that never materializes spy +2%. No fairness in this mkt
[+19] u/FabulousLanguage6216: TIME TO BE FEARFUL WHEN OTHERS ARE GREEDY
[+18] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Fuck it I bought oil right before close. Probably drinking myself to death on monday
[+18] u/Artistic_Chicken_557: BREAKING
Iran announced today that it was pivoting to produce AI infused running shoes. When reached for comment the Ayatollahs said "everyone needs shoes! Shoes are the future".
I-RAN up 15% in AH trading.
[+18] u/CharmingSoil: bombs will start falling on Saturday and Monday will still be green
[+16] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: Iran tweeting some smack about US treasuries. Not what I had on my bingo card for the weekend.
[+15] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Bers have a picture of the strait of hormuz next to their bed that they kiss at night
[+14] u/GreenGameboyColor: Who else bought puts today?
Come on, don't be shy 😔🤚
[+14] u/bullrfuk: It's year 3637. Humanity went extinct 300 years ago in WW14. SPY still continues to pump 20-25% per year as algo-driven Fed computers in a secret underground bunker continue to bid up stocks.
[+14] u/Burrito_Pls: Market closed, we start bombing yet?
[+13] u/GoZukkYourself: Here's to another weekend of fearmongering and downvoting from 🌈🐻s 🍻🥂
[+13] u/jerome-yellen: # MUSIC ABOUT TO STOP
[+13] u/cow_grass: Bears make sense, bulls make money. Another 2% pump is happening monday
[+13] u/chikenbeer: Robinhood account: -$10K
Account I’m not allowed to touch: +$50K
[+12] u/DENIMSHORTS_840SCORE: 250x 699P for monday exp bought mid $714. Gonna slaughter on open
[+12] u/TheNicestRedditor: 4 years worth of movement in 4 weeks lol well done buls well fuckin done
[+12] u/WarmCan3034: do U know what hurts the most? when I cut my losses, it goes the direction I want it to... but when I don't cut my losses, it doesn't go the direction I want it to....
[+12] u/dontslambro: This pump brought to you by
AXIOS
[+12] u/Salty-Bid1597: Adjusted for inflation SPY is now 2.5x higher than the peak of the dotcom bubble. lmao fingers
[+12] u/jasperCrow: Breaking: 🇨🇳sending 🇺🇸 🐼x2.
SPY 800 🚀🌕
[+11] u/financiallythriving: Taking a break from my mental health to focus on alcohol abuse
[+11] u/Xelonima: You will pay twice the amount at the pump but don't worry your investments are up 35%
[+11] u/2020isgreat: BREAKING : Trump says Iran has agreed to him replacing Mojtaba Khamenei -Axios
[+11] u/bullrfuk: The bar is set so low that as long as mango says just moderately crazy shit but not extremely crazy shit, people are like "yeah that's normal" and markets pump
[+11] u/Imadogfishhead: Well boys, I’m now the “proud” owner of some CRWV shares I think I’m having buyers remorse
[+10] u/bearhunter429: #Next week we rally more LMAO🤌
[+10] u/SuspiciousHumor7127: Lol SPY closed with 3mill volume candle to sell side
[+10] u/ddrsdght: Time to watch some poor people get drafted to NFL
[+10] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: That feeling when you had a disappointing week of trading and now you have to wait til the weekend is over
[+10] u/softboiledjadepotato: my 87k port is up $16.41 today... that's how good I am at playing this reasonable ass market
[+10] u/ddrsdght: 🥭inspired me to lie about more things because I can probably get away with it
[+10] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: took $15k in gains today. still don't want to spend money on door dash.
[+10] u/Free-Stranger-3818: Can’t wait to get fingered this weekend
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #Pam Bondi getting her ass fired was literally the bottom. SPY up almost 15% since her firing. LMAO🤌
[+9] u/ConstantSpace5809: Okay market is closed, bombs away
[+9] u/99Fan: Breaking news: Iran has agreed to have talks about talks about talks about talks about opening the Strait on mutually unagreeable terms
[+9] u/citneca: https://preview.redd.it/sztbttnq27xg1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d23ebea64e869396584a6222ded9a671a376d85
[+9] u/Actual_Difference617: Breaking: Pakistan requested to not send anybody who would ruin the hotel couches.
[+9] u/No-Put2311: Day 1 of being a Bol: Sorry if I cause the war to start again this weekend
[+9] u/SuffiecientSapian: Fuck it you retards are making me want to go all in on calls. THIS IS A TOP SIGNAL
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #Now that it's weekend, the war can continue until Monday at 9:30 am LMAO🤌
[+9] u/kts2019: Bought last minute SPY puts expiring Monday. I don't know why I think this time will be any different.
[+9] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **BREAKING NEWS**: CHINA URGES CITIZENS TO LEAVE IRAN
[+9] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: defense stocks aren't just acting like there isn't a war, they're acting like there will never be conflict again lmao
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #I saw a bald guy down the street and asked him "how are your puts doing?" he was like "how did you know I had puts?"
#LMAO🤌
[+9] u/orrangearrow: **BREAKING: Hegseth and Joint Chiefs Chairman Caine were unexpectedly called to the White House roughly one hour ago.**
LOL. Not even an hour after market close. Drunk war chief probably already 3 sheets to the wind
[+8] u/myjumboloanapp: The P/L on my app may say i’m -60% YTD, but if we use “alternative math” i’m actually up +600%. It’s just a different way of calculating percentages you see.
[+8] u/xSpectre_iD: Generational LEAP opportunity for IBM. Bought an August $270 Call at 11 AM today, up 35% already.
[+8] u/According_Regular213: Honestly we are doomed , economy is fucked up but as long as market is up it’s like nobody cares .
Meanwhile scamming and betting are the only way to get ahead in america . The stock market is the biggest scam . We let them get rich while we are happy with a 500$ win screaming diamond hands I hate yall
[+8] u/A-Money1994: Fuck you all. That’s all I wanted to say
[+8] u/SherbertOk2563: My dumbest friend whos been shorting stock market for past year has started to complain about his shorts as of yesterday.
Today he told me he is never shorting the stock market again. Bears, we are getting close.
This guy is so retarded that he bought SOXS over $100
[+8] u/Good_Application6245: the year is 2030 spy is approaching 9000, DJIA still hasnt crossed 50k
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #SPY doesn't always have a green year but when it does, it ALWAYS pumps 20% or more. Look up 2017, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2023, 2024, 2025 and now this year LMAO🤌
[+8] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Hegseth is my favorite of Trump's cast of characters. He doesn't even complain when people talk about his drinking, unlike some people
Edit: also c'mon. Kegseth? That's amazing
[+8] u/TheoryInttro: So, this is the weekend and 🥭 always does stupid shit on the weekend.
[+8] u/SherbertOk2563: SOURCES HEAR EXPLOSIONS IN TEHRAN. SUSPECTED TO BE ISRAELI MISSLES. - TASNIM
[+8] u/sudharsansai: Back to ~60% cash for the weekend coz even though I'm a bol, this market is running on borrowed gas
[+8] u/Actual_Difference617: How can he not bankrupt a country? Thats literally his reason to be born. To bankrupt shit.
[+8] u/E39_CBX: Fuck it starting Monday I’m doing exclusively 0dte.
[+7] u/drytexterfinalboss: I have never seen such over the top ponzie price action in my life
[+7] u/Provolone-Jones: Markets closed. It is time for WAR
[+7] u/drakilian: 2 days ago I decided the market was retarded, and I was retarded for not being retarded too, and so I retardmaxxed my entire portfolio into soxl after it already had a 100% runup in two weeks.
It's been a good 2 days boys
[+7] u/violet_evergarden8: Job is only for POOR people
[+7] u/Actual_Difference617: Lets get together and start our own chips company. IPO at $100 billion.
[+7] u/Comfortable733: I know we’re in a simulation and that the market will always act against me. I’m not dumb.
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: Imagine still posting in the old thread LMAO regards
[+7] u/Soffatjockis: Waiting for the first missile to hit Teheran.
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #China can simply put "Made in USA" stickers on its exports to avoid tariffs.
#*taps head* LMAO🤌
[+7] u/2020isgreat: Oil completely recovered from the headline bombardment lmao
[+7] u/Actual_Difference617: The whole market is now dependent that we just don’t let the bubble burst. My gradma knows that this is a bubble.
[+7] u/GeneralSEOD: Thinking Intel would go down after it's rally (it didn't my puts are crumbling)
Thinking SPY would react to the inaction on Iran and shit going south (it didn't, my puts are crumbling)
I need Trump to nuke the Intel HQ and AMD to forget what a CPU is to rescue my port.
[+7] u/AdOk3638: Who holding calls over the weekend, show 🙌! LMAO🤌
[+7] u/freddymojo: Mr Stark, I feel great
[+7] u/PlentyArmy2411: Try fingers, but hole
[+7] u/EnginrA: Just caught a whiff of my asshole….no bueno
[+7] u/EnginrA: You ever shoot a load and hit yourself in the face?
[+6] u/Sick0h: I did it. I have the single highest QQQ buy in history rn.
[+6] u/cfaawlday: Wtf is this market on???
[+6] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Lost another 6k today thanks to RKLB and OKLO. Mother fuckers.
Ended tye week +$2k overall and +$6k from work. And im still alive.
[+6] u/Zfreezy: Someone get 🥭 his phone
[+6] u/cow_grass: For as green as today was a bunch on my watch list were actually very red
[+6] u/RomeroRodriguez08: Dears Bears, did you load up on puts for 4/27 like I did?
[+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Can't wait for the inevitable ber celebrations from 8pm EST Saturday to 930 am EST Monday
[+6] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: I’m going to start making 1TB floppy disks in my garage and selling them for $100. The usb floppy reader for $25. Kids are hyped on landline phones.
Society is moving backwards.
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: You should have at least 650k in a trust fund by the time you are 18 and a job after college lined up by your parents. If you don’t you are just lazy.
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Bers in 2019: "but muh trade war"
#Bers in 2020: "but muh virus"
#Bers in 2021: "but muh supply chains"
#Bers in 2022: "but muh Ukraine war"
#Bers in 2023: "but muh inflation"
#Bers in 2024: "but muh lay offs"
#Bers in 2025: "but muh empty shelves"
#Bers in 2026: "but muh hormoz strait"
#Idiots LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: Buy the Sunday night dip
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/WantonCateran made a bet that INTC would go to 50.0 within **1 week** when it was 68.42 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
[+6] u/winfortheboys: I hope we can go back to times where you can trade you daughter for a sheep, not this fucking fake currency shit
[+6] u/Actual_Difference617: The internal news is that there has been negotiations that if SPY goes over $750 next month, Iran will have to surrender and vacant the country.
[+6] u/Electronic_Train_775: Fair price of SPY around 450 right now
[+6] u/BullPropaganda: FUCK I LOVE DOPAMINE
[+6] u/Round-Huckleberry570: My entire life savings and then sum probably depends on if Reddit will win against Anthropic in court. I was a bogglehead not that long ago wtf
[+6] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: ath every single day during global conflict. why not
[+6] u/KundaliniVibes: Shit shows no sign of correcting
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Your main mortgage should be at least 7000 a month and own a minimum of 7 properties that generate passive income. It’s very easy to do as a side gig. Just start out with as little as $650k
[+6] u/KennytheDoggy: There are people that have lost money the last couple weeks
Laugh at them
[+6] u/Trashpanda7193: Lmao he’s late posting his market altering tweet
[+5] u/Dongkey_kong: Ok does the tweet come in 5 or 10 mins?
[+5] u/Genteel_Ole_Chap: Jared and Witkoff enroute in an A-10 to strafe some oil tankers. Bullish
[+5] u/Certain-Activity733: I’ve been fearful for three weeks. I gotta start being greedy.
[+5] u/ImportantWrangler739: Peace on earth is going to be a sell the news event
[+5] u/NonsensicalWorries: I forgot the euphoria of a bagger. Going to be chasing this high for another 2 years.
[+5] u/InitialPsychology731: How can one a be a bear after twee weeks of this
[+5] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: oil can keep being driven by tweets and vibes instead of fundamentals for an unknown amount of time, but eventually and ultimately, fundamentals will get the last word
[+5] u/Zero_Lives_0: Is Intel high enough to buy?
[+5] u/Casualhotpockets: !banbet UNH +6.9% 3d or pee is stored in the balls
[+5] u/Actual_Difference617: This is totally out of control! Lets fire everybody and spend trillions to make AI to sell back to the unemployed. And two private companies are spending billions in deals with all Mag7 and nasdaq keep making new highs everyday.
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Iran's new ayatollah's first name is Mojito. LMAO🤌
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: This bounce from Intel is so fucking stupid lmao just casually dragging up trillion dollar companies with it. Pat coming back as CEO, watching the stock tank the entire time, quitting, and then seeing it almost immediately hit ATH is so funny.
[+5] u/bullrfuk: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did noooot. Oh hi, Mark.
[+5] u/cannythecat: Bears want you to believe Shadow President Elon will let the market crash before SpaceX IPOs. May is gonna be a face ripping 20 percent.
[+5] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: Open it back up you crazy fuckin bastards
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: +1% Fridays mean +2% Mondays
[+5] u/PalpitationSmooth992: CMCSA beat estimates by a BILLION dollars and proceeds to erase its entire 10 percent gain going even lower because of charter earnings
sympathy trading is pure retardation
[+5] u/ResidentPack4103: Can't wait to tell my wife's bf about all the money I made off data centers those week
[+5] u/G-IDIOTTHEMAN: There is something funny about seeing your account grow steadily while being down all time.
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: You might ask yourself, why in the fuck can’t NVDA break 212.
Welllllll compare the world population to the number of shares.
[+5] u/PalpitationSmooth992: they held SPY at 713.8 for 4 straight hours lol
paper traded 713 straddle and 712/714 strangle
all options dead this is why you never touch SPY individual stocks way easier
[+5] u/zlordbeats: spy 800 jan calls 2027
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: Hey besties 👯♀️ send pics of wsb meet up!!
[+5] u/Actual_Difference617: This has been the best fomo and euphoria in years. Do you guys don’t see startup coding AI companies having crazy valuations like $60 billion, is not fucking normal. Its same as dotcom over again!
[+5] u/VenomBite214: INTC 80c LEAPs for January 2027 are $20.60 so the market is pricing it to run at least to $101 by January to just break even.
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: Looking forward to the haggardmaxing WSB meet up group photo
[+5] u/UMC_MadAuk: You can bet it’s gonna dump… and it probably will… but it might just keep going up until it does
[+5] u/zg44: Semis are up 50% in a single month. Just all out crazyness.
[+5] u/JPenniman: One thing that always interests me is how a stock can go down 4% for reasons and then back up 2% in like 2 days for reasons. Microsoft for example.
[+16] u/Jimmy_Wrinkles: Don't worry the President is sending his idiot son-in-law to negotiate with Iran. I'm sure everything will be back to normal soon.
[+13] u/818j25S: Fuck this dogshit market. I can’t get anything right. Fml
[+11] u/apurimac777: All I need is to turn 25k to 1m and I can live off dividends and interest and never work the coal mines again
Seriously considering YOLOing it all on 0dtes next monday
[+10] u/hammerscribe98: Banbets are like options for poors
[+10] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Hit 0% on that tip button .. shit’s getting outta hand
[+10] u/Lostmymindandmoney: I successfully lost a lot of money
[+9] u/yeahyoubored: how do I convince my gf to open a joint brokerage
im out of money
[+9] u/Major_Ad_1072: I bought puts at close
Thank you for reading this
[+8] u/ModeForJoe: The Onion gave Kash Patel a new nickname: J. Edgar Boozer
[+8] u/Cybermeld: "Blockade will last as long as it takes." For what exactly?
[+8] u/astromouse2024: Lost out on $1.9k but still have an extra $600 to play again this coming week. See you all on monday
[+8] u/SonOfObito: If you didn’t sell your calls before close you’re a retard
[+7] u/ImLemonized: If you ever feel bad, know that I am the worst investor in the history of humankind
[+7] u/bendersd: Trading this market gives me the same feeling as walking on ice. Like at any moment you can slip and crack your head, or you're fine and you run and slide and feel like a happy kid. I don't know how else to explain it, but it's not healthy.
[+7] u/isolated-cat: IRAN'S FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESPERSON: NO MEETING IS PLANNED TO TAKE PLACE BETWEEN IRAN AND THE U.S., IRAN'S OBSERVATIONS WOULD CONVEYED TO PAKISTAN- POST ON X
these headlines are irrelevant. physical oil will skyrocket soon and futures will still be discounted
[+7] u/Successful-End7689: anyone else just mentally exhausted at the end of every week now?
even when it’s a green week, it still feels like i had to scratch and claw for it
[+6] u/Rizocon1: You know the job market is cucked when hot girls are trying to work at UPS
[+6] u/Amo-24: Damn yall remember 2 weeks ago when people thought the market was completely cooked. Crazy how fast things change
[+6] u/PushAble2463: I’m currently in the process of drinking 17 beers because I said I’d drink as many beers as I got upvotes in a previous comment. At beer no. 11 currently, still kicking.
[+6] u/Odd_Library_3953: Does anyone else get sad when it's the weekend and the market is closed? 😔
[+5] u/StandardDot5115: LMAO i forgot today was friday
never hold positions over the weekend
[+5] u/ScytherDOTA: Do u guys think meta and msft gonna pump in their earnings also?
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: INTC price converging on oil price
I understand now
[+5] u/kawkface: Michale Burry just announced he is long $msft
My leaps are cooked
[+5] u/kal14144: Who makes Ber coffins. Want to buy calls
[+5] u/veryveryuniquename5: some desperate amd ber reported me to the reddit suicide line LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Burry watching those NVDA candles today: 🤬
[+5] u/oldprecision: NVDA $5T, when AMD $1T?
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: I just got a job offer
Wut
[+5] u/whenyournotdead: Fuck, I am such an idiot, I should of just held my amd calls, could of made so much money, but not my stupid ass buy hood instead
[+5] u/WailingWarbler: I bought some AMD calls before close that expire May8th after their earnings. When can i retire?
[+5] u/astromouse2024: Getting ptsd flashbacks of the rally last year
[+5] u/Silver_Initial3718: Went from $130k to $430k back to $200k YTD. I hate myself but at least I’m still up. NEVER SHORT A BULL
[+5] u/jontestershaircut: Sucked a man in Reno, just to watch him cry 🎶
[+5] u/Sad-Airman: When the market defies all logic and just keeps going up ignoring all fundamentals = "LOL BEARS"
When the market drops hard after overextending and there is mass fear = "Anyone could have seen this coming"
[+5] u/Appropriate_One_4273: This really that type of market where even a regard can make money (as long as you buy calls)
[+5] u/julllzz: I wanna see pics from the wallstreetbets meet up
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: why buy a fucking sports car if you drive it like a 75 year old
[+5] u/Carfar_Farcar: Holding calls through the weekend because nothing bad could possibly happen.
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: Tonight at 8:01pm on the dot: drop 17 MOABS on all energy infra and the capitol in Iran
Monday 6:55am: We won! Peace talks going well!
SPY 720
[+5] u/TheGoodBunny: Should not have sold my INTC when it was in mid 20s for a loss after holding for years :(
[+5] u/KeyReaction892: The White House just announced they are freezing crypto wallets related to Iran. Is that what you do when you are going to negotiate?
[+5] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: Going muff diving this weekend, anyone ever been?
[+5] u/Berto_: Yes, but we already knew that.
[+17] u/Extension_Source8263: Nasdaq up 20% in 3 weeks… seems legit
[+15] u/piszczel: Honestly I'm in utter disbelief at this market. Is this what reasonable people felt like in 1998?
[+15] u/Unemployable1593: What a day. When I get home it’s time to play everyone’s favorite game:
Race To Blackout
[+14] u/McClintockC: I've discovered the secret to beating this market
Sleep through the opening bell and have your milf neighbor come over instead of trading
[+13] u/UsernameTaken_123: US stock market trading like a shitcoin
[+12] u/TheOriginalBushToad: Kramer starting to look geriatric as fuck. Puts on him...
[+12] u/surely_not_abot: Holding oil shorts into the weekend is a real "Mohammad take the wheel" moment for me.
[+11] u/Nice-Truck8806: red - a million fucxking 🥭 posts
flat - a million fucxking 🥭 posts
slight green - a million fucxking 🥭 posts
green - silence
[+11] u/twostroke1: Spy at 980, bears: “but the strait is still closed.”
[+11] u/DuAbUiSai: Should have went boomer and stuck to just spy and qqq
[+9] u/jonneh: Iran denying talks after the market close and I already sold my calls 🤣
#
Not sure how much it matters now though market DGAF earnings coming up!
[+9] u/RunesDubloons: "The White House claims Iran has scheduled a meeting to schedule the meeting on peace negotiations, but unfortunately due to being unable to come to an agreement on how to approach the discussions, they've given themselves a 2 week deadline to re-establish the terms of the meeting that will set the date for the actual meeting."
When its a ruling that directly violates who they perceive as "deplorable" people: you find out the 627 page document passed 7 hours after the vote occurred while you're on your lunch break.
[+9] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: We shouldn't even be above 625, we were about to break 630 before the first big TACO. This crash is gonna be like 50% at this point lmao
[+8] u/snifflingmoon: # Iran says ‘no meeting’ to take place with the US in Islamabad
Esmail Baghaei, spokesman for Iran’s Foreign Ministry, says “no meeting is planned to take place between Iran and the US”.
He said in a post on X that “Iran’s observations would be conveyed to Pakistan”.
Baghaei confirmed Iran’s foreign minister, Abbas Araghchi, arrived in Islamabad and “will be meeting with Pakistani high-level officials in concert with their ongoing mediation & good offices for ending American imposed war of aggression and the restitution of peace in our region”.
[+8] u/whodowhodo: All you fucking idiots need to do is buy the stocks people fucking hate on here and hold for a while
[+8] u/Klutzy_Concert_463: Bro is a top 1% reddit commenter talking about another man’s dates 😂
[+7] u/cripky: imagine not making hundreds of thousands or millions like everyone else in this totally predictable rally
[+7] u/wtf_is_going_on_now: Next week is WILD for MAG7
[+7] u/J_da_CPA: Tom Lee says 18-24 months of strait bull 🤘
[+7] u/tomato232: RDDT $450, ORCL $500, MSFT $800 EOY 🚀🚀🚀
Strong, profitable, growing businesses—currently on sale.
[+6] u/Slabbed1738: Kushner laptop vs hunters laptop. Who got better specs? Who got more hoes?
[+6] u/OsamaBagHolding: How do pdf's launder their money?
The run it through the Warsh
[+6] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: “Bailout” now “takeover”
"The Pentagon would use Spirit's excess capacity for transporting troops, military cargo or other missions, sources told CBS News."
[+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: Earning season means gambling in all directions 😋😋
[+6] u/LasyKuuga: There is really no way Nanas boy held till now 😂
[+6] u/AGreasyPorkSandwich: Hormuz is a dumbass name too
[+6] u/MusingsAndMind: drinking tonic water and lime juice boys
id add liquor but im shorting alcohol in my personal life
[+6] u/unpaid-astroturfer: AI will take your job bro, triple digit productivity increase, you can't compete with it. Look it up.
I quit my job as an accountant already, no point to it, I lay cobblestones in New Orleans and collect bottlecaps now.
[+5] u/pdubbs87: I’m regarded for having a diversified portfolio. Gonna smack my finance teachers
[+5] u/JeronimoPearson: We been having peace talks for 5 weeks and they never happen. Bullish!!
[+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Microsoft to 500 after earning next week
[+5] u/Critical_Valuable_19: Poet next leg up
The schizos were right
$25 by summer
[+5] u/Im_Gonna_Steal_It: Opened an MES short before close to ensure we get a +2% day on Monday
[+5] u/i_goon_to_tomboys___: if anybody needs me, i'll be over at r/kpopfap and r/tomboysNSFW
[+5] u/Sandvicheater: Single mother tinder profile states man must be minimum 6'2" with minimum of $125k annual income and very Christian conservative....holy shit beggars can't be choosers batman!
[+5] u/Ccjgaara: Damn trump tacoed bears into extinction
[+5] u/SigTauDan: Cocky want boing boing!!!!
[+5] u/NewlyOld31: I won every single futures trade for a whole week. Might be kinda gay to say but I'm legit proud of myself.
[+5] u/ateranol: So now Witkoff, after having so much success with RU-UA war, will now be handling Iran talks? SPY 800
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: If there are any drops after earnings on chip stocks, it's not gonna be small....
[+5] u/ManBearPig_1983: Intel is fucked. KOD from the baldest degen there is:
https://x.com/jimcramer/status/2047583129624322177?s=46&t=y97LHA6TjvzF_i3nN9Ef2Q
[+5] u/No_Cod972: I'm gonna tokenize my girl tonight.
[+5] u/SLCMechE: What wild ass headline do we think we’re seeing this weekend? I’m deciding between “🥭 starts a new church for tax breaks” or “Iran negotiator has been 3 kids in a trench coat the whole time”
[+5] u/CEO-of-SOXL: Bombs over Newark NJ
[+5] u/darth_scion: Lost half of my portfolio by Tuesday. Got it all back today.
Threw it all back in on call options this afternoon.
The cycle continues.
[+5] u/WorkingHorror99: Bers are wishing for Iran to be bombed so they can profit from their puts.
[+5] u/Indra_Sx: Need $HOOD to do something otherwise these bleeding calls are dead.
[+5] u/haniyarae: >The statement made no mention of possible meetings between Araghchi and US officials arriving in Islamabad on Saturday.
[https://aje.news/zji0ro?update=4519414](https://aje.news/zji0ro?update=4519414)
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: $NBIS and $RKLB are 80% of my port so I'm gonna ask you politely once: stop fucking celebrating
[+5] u/CantankerousWelder: What the fuck, Rocket Lab?
[+5] u/rbraalih: It's pretty dull. Last message from the mullah of Islamabad was a fatwah that all couches have to wear the hijab if JD in town
[+5] u/Misaka9615: META is not a software company, if anything it's way closer to GOOGL and arguably superior fundamentals-wise
[+13] u/trust_it_bb: Elon about to announce TSLA’s new product, it’s a gpu chip made inhouse, that stores infinite data, has 500gb of ram, built in micro nuclear reactor, that mines bitcoin, that’s also a rocket but somehow a cpu, that has selfdriving, also a solar panel, and lastly AI inside.
TSLA to 15t market cap 📈📈
[+13] u/trust_it_bb: Why don’t other governments just pump trillions into their stock market too, are they stupid?
[+12] u/ten7four: Too many retards making a retarded amount of money. I'm not in puts cause that would be equally retarded, but have to imagine the party ends soon
[+12] u/trust_it_bb: Reminder that the money is just filling in a hole. What you really need is a big titty latina goth to fill your holes.
[+10] u/MrNo_Balls: The year is 2029 crude oil is at 1350$/Bbl and the SPY is at 50000. Surprisingly the DXY is still at 97
[+10] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Iran attacking Israel. You know what this means. Short oil apparently
[+10] u/blockchainkitty: The actual battleground isn't the Gulf, where ships are deployed. It's the financial landscape of New York, where interest rates hold sway. If investors panic and sell, the U.S. faces a daunting choice: print more money and risk devaluing the dollar, or allow interest rates to skyrocket and potentially crash the economy. This is why Ghalibaf refers to the yield curve as the "frontline." The situation is precarious, and the guards are on edge as the economic locks begin to rust.
[+9] u/CMTTrader: I don't mind losing $10,000 in the stock market, but if someone steals even $1 out of my wallet, I will call the police or beat your ass
[+9] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Did POET open the strait or something
[+9] u/LearnNewThingsDaily: I can't find any stock to buy, I'll just sit and wait for the pull back. Everything that was down in March, and I mean everything now has a daily rsi of 75. Great job guys.
[+9] u/wyudtix: When you sell: 🟩🟩🟩🟩
When you buy: 🟥🟥🟥🟥
When you hold: ⬜️⬜️🟥🟥
[+8] u/Ninja_Cooter: Finally dumped that fuckin turd NFLX this morning. I’m shocked it didn’t pump to $130 right after.
[+8] u/trust_it_bb: Dotcom era traders looking at ai gigapump/bubble cursing their god they were born too early.
[+8] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Poet is insane what do they do
[+8] u/amanj41: Took me all of 2 days to blow up my entire $4k tax refund FML
[+7] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: A Florida man was arrested for attempting to baptize an alligator in a Waffle House using a pitcher of iced tea.
I know what you're thinking: How can I buy some Waffle House stock?
[+7] u/collegefootballfan69: We need another war scare so i can buy stocks on the cheap
[+7] u/Beagle001: POET up 8% in AH. 16.29. wtf is that! Hope it holds over the weekend.
[+7] u/MakeResonableChoices: If AI is so great why did it tell me putting live lobsters in my salt water pool is a bad idea 🤷🏻♂️
[+7] u/callsonreddit: Earnings calendar next week is wildddd
[+6] u/kemar7856: Why did I buy this oklo garbage
[+6] u/IRunFast24: SOXX up 18 consecutive days.
[+6] u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut: This is when I like to remind myself, that SPY is always at a ATH.....
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: League of Extraordinary Autists
[+6] u/Former_West_7960: No corrections needed up we go
[+5] u/i_simp_f: I am on the cutting edge of retarded bullshit
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: Remember you’re never wrong.
Just too early.
This is for the bears blowing up their ports. Its straight line up until summer energy crisis, then if we move past that with a nothing burger, its SPY 900 till nov elections and if dems win, you’ll get your 50% crash.
If repubs hold though, SPY 2000 by 2028 is on lock.
This is financial advice of the highest order.
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: People are like: it's Tesla's turn to run! Lol. Tsla is already valued by like 15x. Fair value is like $27
[+5] u/Concept-Plastic: Just saw a report of China and India importing most of the gold supply lately, what’s up with that?
[+5] u/100xOrBust: Imagine not buying calls because of ATH’s. How do you think the stock got to ATH the first time? Super nonsensical to me.
[+5] u/Mysterious-Device-53: The hard truth is, a few of you will succeed in trading and maybe even become millionaires. Meanwhile, most of us will fail miserably. Some of those who fail will say "enough is enough" and move on with their lives. Others will keep pumping paycheck after paycheck into their broker to get their next fix for years and years.
Anyway.. I'll let you know if I ever make it, LMAO. I'm like 1-3 in a best out of 7 rn
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: **Cracks open a Modelo**
You know, I’m something of a Mexican myself
[+5] u/Concept-Plastic: Anyone here under $500k NW?
[+5] u/Due-Information-6277: Bear or bull doesn’t matter we are all regards.
[+5] u/wenxuan2: This one month made many millionaires and also bankrupted many people im sure
[+5] u/Phantom400: Senate Armed Services Committee Chair Roger Wicker (R-Miss.) says “the time is over for negotiations with Iran’s regime,” signaling growing pessimism among Senate Republicans about the likelihood of reaching a peace deal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz without further U.S. military action.
Read more: https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5848022-wicker-calls-end-iran-talks/
[+5] u/Who_Took_My_Big_Toe: Shorting AMD next week, it’s good; not THAT good. (I’m an idiot ik)
[+5] u/Microwave-Dave: Half of the S&P 500 reports next week.
TACO will tweet more than that next week.
[+5] u/analgape4206969: Okay guys im finally gonna buy calls on monday
[+5] u/celebratorycremation: DOJ closes J-Pow investigation to the surprise of absolutely no one
[+5] u/AdExtension3875: Apple is due for a big pump
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Just found this out the hard way. Stayed in a hotel in NYC. Bro they got sensors in the wall that can detect if you vape, just so they can slap you with a 500 dollar fee.
That's some dystopian shit
[+5] u/Aware_Secret_8910: It will be a laughable concept in 5 years as well
[+5] u/David905: How exactly is Uber gonna grow?
[+5] u/TheRealJohnOptions: Simply computing a response to “thank you” costs AI companies millions of dollars at scale
So of course I do. As often as possible
[+5] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Wtf you talking about?? It is an absolute mystery how we are over 700
[+13] u/Vort3x7689: China today ordered its citizens to leave Iran "as soon as possible” warning of a "complex and volatile" situation. China issued the same warning on February 27 one day before the US and Israel started the war
Calls
[+11] u/Split_Seconds: So, we all realize they wont put a deadline and attack when it expires, why would they play their card like that and announce when they attack ?
Now its on an indefinite ceasefire.
They have 3 aircraft carries, thousands of troops on the ready. Boots on the ground will simply happen and we will read about it. No introduction, nothing.
Right now we are in that phase of silence, not theatrics with deadlines and threats.
[+10] u/Noble_Bastard: This shit is unbearable. Markets been closed for 4 hours, and I'm in serious withdrawal. Going cold turkey like this is brutal.
[+10] u/ArcDogRob: White House: “Envoy is leaving for talks”
Iran: “no meeting is planed for talks”
Yup. That tracks
[+10] u/PomegranateJuicer6: Shut the fuck up retard
[+8] u/Pete26l96: When I realized that it was all of my broke/unemployed IRL friends that kept warning me about the incoming recession and having money in stocks, I knew it was time to double down LOL
[+8] u/pussinbuuts: Holding full port of calls over the weekend seems like a highly regarded move that makes no sense so therefore it must be the right move
[+7] u/Montyprice7206: Imagine being in Iran and in the distance you hear apaches blaring “my name is kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid”
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: What you don’t understand is that markets are forward looking. They look forward into other timelines.
[+6] u/Dizzy-Monk-: February 18, 2026, I sold POET at $5.61
[+6] u/sjgreen47: Semis are going to take all my money because I’m a gay bear who gets off with trying to time the reversal.
[+6] u/Star_Lord924: Anyone else annoyed when friday 8pm hits? And awkwardly get excited at 8pm on a Sunday? Wtf have i become
[+6] u/A_Credo: Fighter jets heading to Iran.
Queue Outkast, Bombs Over Tehran
[+6] u/cryptohorn: Weekly spy 700p for the massive shyt this thing is about to take next week
[+6] u/Happy-n-Healthy: You should never allow a vagina to ruin your relationship with your blood brother
[+5] u/rwc5078: Just went to a Texas roadhouse
Paid $13 for a premium margarita
My advice - get a beer. That margarita was all fruit juice
[+5] u/Kickboy21: Market on euphoria mode. Strait still closed tho LMAOOO
[+5] u/justlosinmoney: ILL SEE YOU FINE GENTLEMEN AND LADIES ON SUNDAY I HAVE DRINKING TO DO
[+5] u/GrandKnew: why are 1 in 3 people out and about in Portland homeless or an actual retard ?
[+5] u/beastzak123: US Iran peace talks could lead to strait re-opening and earnings call for Microsoft, Google, Apple, Meta next week. QQQ SPY should print. The sky is blue
[+5] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: $amzn made me $42k man
Do it sell up now or just hold it
[+5] u/Melodic_Ad_6316: What is going on dude
Market is so rigged
[+5] u/Weekly_One8412: They are going to rug oil like they did silver
[+5] u/14X8000m: If you're not balls deep in POET, you're retarded. Or smart, I dunno, I'm retarded.
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: Shadow bans are retarded. Full ban or no ban 🐥 cacaww
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: Yolo’d $100K of MSFT $500 OTM 2028 leaps this week
[+5] u/UntilTheCowsComeHome: Third carrier group just arrived in ME. Remember how the second carrier group arrived on a Friday, and the attack on Iran began on early Sat morning? Pepperidge Farms remembers...
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: I added my bro as a 50 50 beneficiary today on my big accts, and now he won't answer my calls..guess he wants to get left out
[+5] u/Feisty-Basis7903: How do you guys cope by seeing all the $$ u missed out on by not getting random calls during the week lol
[+5] u/letitsnowboston: What the absolute nugget fuck is going on with space stocks. Someone needs to burn
[+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: Prediction: all the “value stocks” get destroyed Monday when oil spikes up even higher but Intel goes to 100 and pltr goes up 10 percent in one day
[+5] u/kenathen: everyday $1T get into market
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: I hop in my chariot (*some low quality uber*) and head to a glorious feast (*a very average happy hour*)
[+5] u/Big_Red_Dogs: Space stocks getting hammered today. Has everyone forgotten about data centers in space?!?
[+5] u/AggravatingCrow897: Your smartphone gamma exposure has triggered a dopamine-induced short squeeze on your nervous system, making you hypersensitive to every tick, candle, and fake breakout.
[+5] u/uncsucks: And Icarus flies closer to the sun.
[+5] u/Airhostnyc: Salute to the regard that bought calls and WSB tried to shame him to sell since he bought at the “top” of 703 lol
[+5] u/OK_Computer10101: VM, why are you gey?
[+5] u/thedarkpolitique: Man this sub makes me feel so fucking broke. That notwithstanding, ARM up 40+% this week.
[+5] u/davidbigham: So April just a AI month ? All the AI stocks up like 50% or something 🤡🤡
[+5] u/Retaining-Wall: Haha. 1% tag... Loser.
[+5] u/CC_dispenser: Energy that goes into AI, semiconductors that are used for AI, and drones that are run by AI.
Also shoes, but only if they are AI shoes
[+15] u/makhnosfork: Banks funding private credit lenders like its 2008. If these AI and data center startups begin defaulting retail investors will bolt from private credit and create technical weakness.
Prices are inflated because every downturn isn’t seen as a sign of weakness but a chance to “buy the dip” plus even at record highs people buy cuz fomo.
Energy costs keep increasing and as we move into summer months the cost to stay cool will go through the roof. US already in increasing and spreading drought conditions. Low crop yields this summer lead to even higher food prices. Bottom falls out and no amount of buy the dip can save the market.
Bearish in the medium to long term.
[+8] u/No-Improvement3164: Does anyone remember Private Credit, Stagflation and biggest energy crisis in history along with War and Strait still closed or was that a different lifetime I’m having faint memories of?
[+8] u/ConsiderationKey1658: GOOGL $400 sooner than you think
[+8] u/opiewann: Can we just autodelete these retards?
[+8] u/Throwingdartsmouth: Everyone will downvote real answers and you'll think they suck, so you won't buy them. That's how it always works here.
[+7] u/ExceptionallyGreat: PSA: INTC grandma guy is now up $1.19m (171%) on his initial investment of $700k.
[+7] u/crossdefaults: Do you guys remember last year when Elon cleaned up the US government so it could work as well as it's working now?
Slash Esssss
[+7] u/DesignerSea494: Talking economic policy with my red-hat, boomer dad he said I just don’t understand business like him and Dear Leader do.
“At least HE didn’t spend 20 years sucking the government’s teat like you did!!!”
I uh… I was in the military…
[+7] u/JohanLiebert92: That dude who made 52k from a 350 dollar lotto on AMD...lord what I gotta do to get luck like this?
Pure tears 😭
[+6] u/future_luddite: A one star review on a divorce lawyer written by the ex-spouse is genuinely the best review a divorce lawyer could have lol
[+6] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: I just settled all my lawsuits. Fuck you Debbie!
[+6] u/ConsiderationKey1658: !banbet NVDA $217 1w
[+6] u/Odd_Papaya8305: I’m 23 with 5k to myself and feeling behind in my life man
[+6] u/NotMe357: Congratulations and fuck you! 😘🍻
[+5] u/CursedClownz: I turned 150k investment in SOXL into 1.6m
Life is changed
Sucks to be poor
[+5] u/le_pedal: Gonna be wild when AMD opens pre-market at $400
[+5] u/ChampMunch: Mo money mo problems
Good news guys, I no longer have any problems!
[+5] u/NotMe357: "Bessent rules out extending U.S. waivers for Iranian and Russian oil - AP News"
[+5] u/RoyalFail6: NVDA at ATH usually precedes its routine plunge to the 165-185 range the following week or so 😀
[+5] u/stupidber: I wish my nana had put all our money in intel
[+5] u/daynightcase: lol insanity, SPY $750 by next month is free money at this point
[+5] u/MadeThatCash: So most countries in the last minutes have urged their citizens to leave Iran asap. Oil is rising fast.
Hmmmmm I wonder what this could mean for the Monday open 🤑🥳
[+5] u/No_Relief_8705: C'mon y'all know this shit is gonna run up next week. The market loves these earnings like it's crack
[+5] u/lipmanz: Spirit could have been bailed out by JetBlue but yeah, better our taxes pay for it
[+5] u/music_crawler: Bulls may not get a quick rally, but they will eventually get one.
Bears ain't getting a 50% sell off.
[+5] u/EconomicsBrief: Puts on any container ship company now that they will have to go around the Horn of Africa risking getting hijacked
[+5] u/PuzzledLeader8941: I feel like next week is gonna be either +5% or -5%. No in between
[+5] u/MagJack: it is soooo goddamn boring after a week like this when its over and i cant watch my port grow. i make decent money at my real job and i am up more than a years take home since the beginning of the month. I got spreadsheets where i estimate out the next few years port growth and I am already way past what i planned for each year.
And I'm not even smart, just mostly in tech
[+5] u/Red_V_Standing_By: Might be a good idea to short Domino’s (DPZ). Their entire app and website are down nationwide during the biggest boost week promo they’ve had in years on a Friday evening.
[+5] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: You retards have been saying this every day of the past 2 weeks lol
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: Turn into AI company and use car engines to power datacenters.
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: > The Gulf got rich by tying itself to the dollar and U.S. protection
The Gulf got rich by remembering to be created on top of a shit-ton of oil
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: there will never be UBI lol they're just gonna intentionally make poor ppl die
[+16] u/Metal-Water: Just realized trading is the only thing that I get excited for in life. Sad
[+11] u/Sea_Impression2166: I’m dubbing this the software summer. You heard it here first.
[+11] u/thewaterb0yyyy: “The whole world is a casino” wow Mango should be a mod here
[+8] u/Dornitz: One of the most insane months in QQQ in literal years and we still have trading days left LOL
[+8] u/Bluesquare9: Nobody wants you to know this, but reading performatively in public actually does get girls to look at you
[+7] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: Too greedy going into earnings
Something smells off
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: Poots are calling my name like the green goblin mask
[+6] u/Funny_Story2759: If your reading this its too late 🧊
[+6] u/Syllabub_Visual: Thinking about it, is it REALLY bad if I have $0 in my bank account BECAUSE I gamble everything away on this sub - but it’s not a statement about my career because I have a decent data science job and good progression and am in a good position to get into a top MBA program and have a startup that actually makes real money - but I’m only poor because I gamble everything away not because I don’t know how to make money - and I wouldn’t be poor if I didn’t gamble
[+6] u/poopieuser909: let me explain something to you, this war is a personal project of Bibi, he is not gonna allow for the current iranian state to exist beyond his death
[+5] u/miss_L_fire: Anyone else just open the brokerage apps after hours knowing nothing will be different but you still wanna look for some reason
[+5] u/nyse25: Todays to do list:
-Walk on thin ice
-Make matters worse
-Judge a book by its cover
-Bark up the wrong tree
[+5] u/Coogiez: Sad to think about I had 1000 Poet $10 calls that I got rid of for .50 each
[+5] u/Castopliani: is everyone enjoying the ROARING TWENTIES?
[+5] u/stringtheory28: Wayyyyy too bullish in here.
[+5] u/WombatShwambat: I am bullish on TSLRs new cybercab being only two passengers. That way when FSD drives them into a train there are only two fatalities to keep the numbers down
[+5] u/SonOfLuigi: LA Fitness on a Friday night was surprisingly not all that crowded. I guess everyone was in here chattin
[+5] u/Bluesquare9: Hey so actually this is financial advice
[+5] u/hypeaze: Dumbledore died for the drip...
[+5] u/gamersEmpire: THE DOW IS NOT 50000
[+5] u/ALittleWorseEveryday: “This mArKeT dOeSn’T mAKe SeNsE” is a lot easier to say than “I suck at trading”
[+5] u/vermilli21: Remember when GYNA use to tweet something at 3am and market crashes -2% overnight. Or when 🥭 held up a chart and we saw SPY go instantly -4%
What catalyst do we have next?
[+5] u/ElvanKing: NVDA to 220 next week
[+5] u/DustyBowls: There are no such things as recessions anymore.
[+5] u/TopRaise7: Ok guys real talk. Will there be peace talks this weekend? And if so, are we finally expecting this to be it?
[+5] u/FancyFinanceGuy: Guess i'll buy SOXL calls again next week since earnings season just getting started🤷🏻♂️💰💰💰
[+5] u/River_Sandhu: Can’t guarantee they won’t go higher, but at this point it’s sheer gambling
[+9] u/LadderAdmirable: Sunday Evening: No talks yet. It is looking bad. Futes down 1%.
Sunday Night: Axios/Barak Ravid tweets that talks are back on!!
Monday open: Flat or .25% green.
Ber have seen this on repeat for last 9-10 weeks, but still continue to buy puts lmao.
[+9] u/31andnotdone: I embarrass myself almost daily.
[+9] u/OG_L0c: TSLA is down 6% because their cars are shit. Real players drive a 2002 Honda Accord
[+7] u/FuckElonMuskkk: Bruh anyone else's car run on 93 and getting absolutely assblasted at the pumps?
Fml
[+7] u/RiseFromYourGrav: I sold some AMD shares for a loss last year. Feels bad.
[+7] u/optimaltimemism: I saw a bear today. He looked so pathetic and defeated. I think I even overheard him saying how dumb this market has been.
Had to turn the lights off on him and walk away from the mirror.
[+6] u/winston511: I felt the rug coming all week but didn’t want to become a ber so I bought military defense stocks….and suffered the same fate as the bers
[+6] u/lantern735: I’m choosing to pay off my student loan debt instead of invest in this market
[+6] u/fuck_zebster: hanging out with people who never talk politicz and buying every dip might be the play .
[+6] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: Costco's Roasted Garlic Parmesan Bread
[+6] u/Tricky_Let2806: A year and a half early is extremely wrong lol
[+5] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: I sold all my semi stock before the run, kept software stocks. I’m probably getting fucked again next week huh
[+5] u/Shot-Ground-9898: Wakey Wakey Europoors
[+5] u/DriftWoodBarrel: Anyone remember when Bill Gates would come on Reddit to proclaim with great conviction that the world was becoming a 'better place?'
I wonder if Bill still thinks that LOL.
[+5] u/Justadude590: LeBron saved my fucking parlay let’s go !!! That was a crazy game
[+5] u/4sKompany: 🥭 still can’t wrap his head around tariffs 🤣
[+5] u/NewDawn101: I am investing $15billion in anthropic at valuation of $400billion.
[+5] u/dataCollector42069: Got a large bonus out of the blue today at work largest in my life kinda stunned
[+5] u/Morocier: Just need 10m and I can take first class flights
[+5] u/Tautol0gic: "notwithstanding", who are you? Fucking Neitszche?
[+5] u/Dangerous-Ad9962: im a poet and i didnt even know it
[+5] u/powerboner: Calls every week until September. Just do it
[+5] u/Micheal_Hancho: Attack Iran then we will be up on Monday
[+5] u/GullibleAppearance64: If u take the peanut butter off she'll go back to the dog food. Its ok vro
[+5] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Up 1000% in a year. Wow diamond hands hard when up 99/100 days , wow
[+5] u/419Penguins: Alr ima clock out for the week. Cya next monday 9:27
[+5] u/Thotmas01: Buy tech stocks and hold them.
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: His ass is working its hardest. Inshallah
[+9] u/legible_print: Munger was right. The first 100k is a fucking bitch.
[+8] u/CardiologistEqual336: can’t believe it’s almost May
[+7] u/Ceyenne18: damn ... seriously, this is getting boring
[+7] u/salacious_lion: This market rewards dumb people and punishes thinkers. Someone help me lose a few IQ points
[+7] u/WSBNon-Believer: Back in my day we called AMD the Advanced Money Destroyer
Ok Grandpa, let's get you back in bed.
[+6] u/itsgodsposterchild: Won’t someone please think of the bers
[+6] u/milodino12: Too many ATH screenshots
[+6] u/Bent_forek69: Inshallah my CAR puts arent cooked
[+6] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: The world has become a casino. It is what it is.
[+6] u/skymagic: Everything is casino
[+6] u/mysuruhuduga: Imagine not buying during that dip last month 🤡
[+6] u/XX_AppleSauce: Why the heck is Experian advertising? Everyone has been in a data breach so everyone got their worthless free credit monitoring. Makes no sense.
[+6] u/Conscious-Pollution5: We sit and wait for the “news” from the straight over the weekend then trade the opposite on Monday. Rinse and repeat
[+6] u/DarkReignRecruiter: I have heard people saying that in every boom since I was born. For the first couple I believed it.
[+6] u/NobodyUsual8025: I heard 08 is just a myth. Stock only go up.
[+6] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Account is 8m old lmaooo
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: Jerome Powell
Muhammad Ali
LeBron James
The greatest Americans in the last 100 years
[+5] u/Plastic_Heat_5797: Wondering how much bears are up ytd 📉
[+5] u/GoldenAries4: I went from being up 58% YTD to being up 15% YTD. If this rally continues I will be wiped out.
Let’s get just 1 proper red day Monday
[+5] u/Zeppu: This is the start of a rally, believe it or not.
[+5] u/Alone_Education_2530: so happy for ᶠYͧoͨᵏu!!
[+5] u/irobinbhatia: It’s so hard to see these ports hitting a million when you are sitting in cash since “war” started. Im a total regard
[+5] u/DeezCodeNutz: Just checked... everything is still fake and ghey
[+5] u/Jagged_Tide: In this insane volatile and historic week I’m extremely proud to announce I only sustained a $150 loss. First time using a cash account too so that was definitely a learning experience and a valuable exercise on impulse control. That being said—I still don’t know which I prefer margin or cash
[+5] u/neal_73: PLTR die die die die dieeeeeeeeee
[+5] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Last call for SLS, still a decent entry AH tonight.
[+5] u/Adrian12094: what will mango cook for us this weekend
[+5] u/LargeDevice3060: Spy 750 if war ends this weekend
[+5] u/Nanas_700k: Don’t mix with addies
[+5] u/Nanas_700k: You’re the type of person who walks around the airport talking on the phone with speakerphone on aren’t you
[+5] u/John__Chena: Crowded area. Releasing silent but deadlies. No one could possibly know it was me
[+5] u/chuastan: AI is real, I managed to do some coding when it’s all giberish to me and real. To somebody who has some clue, the power is limitless. It’s just the tip of iceberg now to make it mainstream
[+5] u/Competitive-Water944: Twerk it on my peener!
[+5] u/netflix-ceo: Have you tried r/amiretarded
[+5] u/aftherith: Positive folks are out having fun with girlfriends and stuff. The internet and reddit in particular are dominated by the negative doomers.
[+12] u/Sad-Substance8684: Went from a bear the last 12+ months to buying call on Friday. This single move could crash the market on Monday. Sorry guys
[+11] u/SecurityFar1910: So 🥭 is lying again about peace talks then
[+11] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: You can always tell when bearhunter forgot to take meds 💅
[+8] u/Pessimistic93: I think trading would be easier with a playstation controller. Its what Im used to.
[+8] u/ki3ran8793: I had a dream SPY was up 25% in a day. Still didn't make any money
[+8] u/yellowduckie555: down 70% on CAR calls im fucking retarded
[+7] u/diefy7321: bullrfuk died for the sins of bearhunter
rip bullrfuk
[+7] u/Physical_Tax_5203: I’m convinced on the dead internet theory
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: How did the IRL wsb gang bang go ?
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: wait
some people get paid to post here??
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: Zero bearish nonsense this weekend?
uh oh
[+7] u/skarfbeaulonee: I don't really like money. All it does is reflect how people feel internally about themselves and the world. And most people are emotionally retarded so I'm better off not seeing what they're feeling internally.
[+6] u/trumpdiego: ##I might be really super high right now boys. But maybe God puts pets in your life to watch you and see who you really are.
[+6] u/Chemical-Coconut-203: VM, you told me you were only going out for cigarettes. That was six months ago.
[+6] u/cashflow_: In Colombia you have to always smile and say thank you. Even if it’s a beggar or a dude selling something. Tourists get bothered and don’t do that. They think it shows weakness but it’s actually the opposite. It shows you’re in control and understand
This has been a cashflow update on how to conduct yourself on the Colombian streets
[+6] u/f0xinaround: All I want is for my dog to be waiting for me after I die. I would do terrible things to make that happen.
[+6] u/Loose_Stool_12: Oooo, Reddit (not WallStreetBets) is auto removing posts that aren't even crude...but are critical of Bill Ackman.
Just in case you need another example of who your overlords are.
[+6] u/MrFlippyFlip: 24M virgin who has worked out extensively 5-6 days a week for the past 8 years with little to no breaks.
Was raised in a traditional household. Should I throw it all away and try out hookup culture? I feel like I’ve already thrown the majority of the best years of my life out the window to experiment. I’m bitter and frustrated.
Thx for any advice
[+6] u/Deadsea3132: Is someone studying why stocks tank as soon as I buy? ASTS moons all the time then I buy it and it keeps tanking. Literally wtf. 🎰
[+6] u/Ben_f157: Probably got it before the oil crisis barely making the payment
[+5] u/cashflow_: Can’t chat people watching C
https://preview.redd.it/87tzd5t0v8xg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=defce513dabbffac71cbc7c0fe15a48a6d4f0deb
[+5] u/Asleep-Strike4978: This whole sub has turned into a bear cemetery…it is what it is
[+5] u/Ok_Winner9825: Entering week 9 of the 5 day operation
[+5] u/whitepug: Spy to either 650 or 750 EOW no inbetween
[+5] u/Nickzpic: How high can poet go?!?!
[+5] u/throwingitanyway: in the long term, the stock market is a measure of fiscal stimulus and nothing else
[+5] u/AbrocomaNegative825: Never tried the beyond meat but theres no denying the beyond drink is fire
[+5] u/yeahwhatever90: I made zero, lost zero, that's a win!
[+5] u/Objective_Back_2581: Study these words:
Ber anoos gap
[+5] u/Top_Yoghurt_2346: We will pay them, through the government, government tax us and pay them, it's already happening with tariffs and tax returns, the system is in experimental phase now, later it will be institutionalized and written into the law.
People dreaming about Universal Basic Income as the solution, they are going the complete opposite route.
[+17] u/maffoobristol: Saturday, no work, no markets. Get to hang out with my own thoughts.
...
😐
[+14] u/Uzunzatu: Sometimes I think this market is ignoring the Hormuz crisis and this is the most obvious euphoria stage / blow off top. We are destined for 650 or 600.
Other times I think this market is pricing in Hormuz perfectly, already accounting for inflation, dollar debasement and AI head count reductions. We are destined for 750 or 800.
I genuinely do not know the answer, hence I am mostly long, a bit short, but 60% cash.
[+11] u/csr8765: Semi’s will be down 0.3% Monday when the “peace talks” don’t happen and then rip 11% Tuesday when they’re back on again
[+11] u/Vegetable-Lemon6669: Anybody else expecting a pump Monday ?
[+10] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Every home should be built with a small data center.
[+10] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Jpow should do a ring walk to the podium for his last meeting with some DMX blaring
[+10] u/likamuka: We are just watching how the world economy collapses. Like a cow unwittingly being transported to the slaughterhouse. Fascinating.
[+10] u/__nameless____: 🥭 keeps talking about Iran want to make a deal despite the opposite being reported by the media. Is he cooking something, or his brain is truly cooked?
[+9] u/likamuka: Global total embarrassment. The world economy is collapsing and we are dancing on the Titanic.
[+9] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: when will they release fullconductors?
[+8] u/dinglebarryb0nds: [https://isthestraitofhormuzopen.com/](https://isthestraitofhormuzopen.com/)
[+7] u/ThatGuyDan123: I got ptsd from getting burned buying dips to fast now i wait to long and miss out on so much money lmao
[+6] u/Fernyfern7: Can anyone give me a small loan of a million dollars
[+6] u/NoCriticism58: Well boys, I’m literally at the strait. It is in fact real, and there are tonnes of ships
[+6] u/Vegetable-Lemon6669: Man fuck dating a foreign girl, it’s sucks
[+6] u/LiveInLayers: Talks will go nowhere. Im still bearish.
Oil impacts are only starting to be seen by dopey end consumers who have no idea how bad itll get.
[+6] u/aka_crashoverride: Don't forget Walking on the Sun.
[+6] u/seanws30: with their fake nails, designer clothes, and tons of makeup
[+5] u/aka_crashoverride: Hey now, you're an all-star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
[+5] u/Scary-Bobcat-9444: Marry me, and I will give you 40,000usd
[+5] u/strip_club_dj: The world is a casino and the house always wins.
[+5] u/Apple2o: I got a girls instagram last night; now just need a game plan to get to the meat slapping part of the relationship already
[+5] u/Leading-Future6691: Holding car puts over the weekend.. wish me luck
[+5] u/hoidzaheer777: I added Nasdaq calls $27,250 a month ago on my watchlist when it was 0.01
It closed today at 50.00
Up 50,000%
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
[+5] u/patricktu1258: It feels like peace agreement would turn into a sell the news event at this point.
[+5] u/NoProfessional4650: Which subreddit can I post on to meet like minded people? I posted my port on r/money but the poors got jealous and I couldn’t have a productive discussion
[+5] u/Mathguy200: Some of you aren’t ready for AAPL $295 by 5/4 and it shows
[+5] u/penguinpandapear: I appreciated the comments from some folks telling me to back away from the financial suicide cliff of 0dte options. Clearly that has worked for some people but I know in my heart of hearts that it wouldn’t for me.
Hoping to come back soon to make some plays with you guys and share in gain/loss porn. Wish you all the best of luck trading!
[+5] u/Maximum-Side-9391: Expire date is all that matters
[+5] u/Dawnchaffinch: I wouldve paper handed those today for sure
[+5] u/Several_Bread_9144: Tramp called for a trading pause
[+11] u/sailortyx56: Volume literally zero today.
Insane manipulation by MMs.
[+9] u/ShittyUsernane1222: the next fed chairman should be an PATRIOTIC INTEREST RATE RAISING HAWK 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅, not an Dove 😤.
[+8] u/DragonFruit-_-777: No one cares about the war anymore
[+8] u/BFox1982: US on the way yo Pakistan to negotiate with themselves. 💀
[+7] u/legbreaker: Message from July 2026:
Diplomatic efforts are exceeding expectations and Kushner and the Iranians are now back on talking terms. Lasting peace is just around the corner. Accordingly paper WTI is solidly at $98. Meanwhile airliners have had to shut down half of their summer schedule because of lack of physical jet fuel, Europe has mandated work from home and Asian factories now are only open 2 days a week. Regular unleaded gas hit $7 at the pump in Texas. Fortunately SPR drawdown and overnight liquidity facilities are working overtime at peak efficiency. SPY closed at new all time highs.
[+7] u/Czyzzle: Is it true Iran negotiating via text messages and using emojis?
[+7] u/benj760486: Philosophers maintain there is one existential question that defines the 21st century: Who is fukd? Ber or bull
[+7] u/lovingduckbutter: The dollar is debasing at record speeds.
[+6] u/Reasonable_Roger: I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
[+6] u/Jacobpapi: Are we all scared of an attack this weekend?
[+6] u/SupportMedium9487: my god rklb is fucking my port
[+6] u/ZaraBloom418: I made a gain post and got a comment saying “trust fund kid”
So I replied “My client has inclined me to inform you he disliked your opinion”
He replied, you know you just exposed yourself right?
Dawg, it’s a joke😭😭
[+6] u/Zestyclose_Phrase667: I see a fuck load of huge gain posts everywhere all of the sudden, people will run into the market FOMO, we got plenty of upside to go 😂
[+6] u/Dangerous_Pie_3338: FOMC decision and MSFT AMZN META and GOOGL all reporting earnings of Wednesday. If you don’t shit yourself on Wednesday you have no soul.
[+6] u/No_Fig_7835: Don’t think his ego is going to allow himself to just surrender
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: it would be funny if the next fed chairman raised interest rates by 10-40%, completely liquidated feds balance sheet, halted all open market operations and stopped all cooperation with US treasury until debt levels were lower.
[+5] u/Messer_Nexus: I still do not understand how 🥭 still believes that the Earth is not flat.
[+5] u/kaapooj: >We are seeing further evidence of retail selling pressure, with retail posting a second consecutive week of net selling across both cash and options. This marks the first back-to-back net selling weeks in cash since Liberation Day last year, and the first such occurrence on our options platform since August 2023.
>Institutional demand for calls has reached the highest levels we have observed – call buying over the past five days has exceeded any prior rolling five-day period on our platform. This demand has persisted alongside market strength, with the S&P 500 up 5.3% over the same period.
april 15 2026 https://www.citadelsecurities.com/news-and-insights/flows-and-fundamentals/
[+5] u/bemeandnotyou: # Senate Banking committee to vote on Warsh this coming Wednesday, Bloomberg
Rates will move next week, which direction? one would hope lower if u still want to have a place to call home otherwise we are heading into fiscal dominance(don't confuse that with your Uncle jack's rassaling)
[+5] u/gopoohgo: Rates do nothing.
FOMC knows there will be price increases bubbling through the supply chain due to elevated fuel costs
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: it would be incredibly funny if Warsh got possessed by the spirit of Volcker the moment he became fed chairman and raised interest rates to the triple digit level .
[+5] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: Getting my ultrasound today boys calls on good health??
[+5] u/kryptonyk: Biden’s market been pretty lit lately 🔥
[+5] u/freehouse_throwaway: lol SOXL just looks like a straight line up in the past few weeks in the 1+ year chart
[+5] u/MrUnbekanntovic: Be me chickened out on 5/15 10x150c on AMD on 9th April sold with a $200 loss, would be worth 100k now loool
[+5] u/LavishnessTimely7372: If a peace deal gets done this weekend we could see SPY at 800 this Monday.
[+9] u/taffy_laffy: Will Smith's kids tried to become artists instead of using that money to buy tech leaps. lmao absolute regards.
[+8] u/kim82352: > nypost : Iranian delegation leaves Pakistan without round two of peace talks with US
> So far, the White House has not responded to requests for comment about whether the trip is still on or what time they would leave
[+7] u/aquaticsardonic: Toothaches are hell. Shit feels like a skull fracture. Take care of your teeth.
[+7] u/AndItsThetaAgain: This sub is a county fair full of the fattest hogs proud of how big they are
No concept of the danger they’re in
But proud nonetheless
[+7] u/AlCapitaan: If you made money on Intel or AMD I would just like to say FUCK YOU.
[+6] u/avdvetf: The golden age is near. The war is basically over, mango is cooked and will soon croak, AI will accelerate the economy, see u dum bers at SPY 911
[+6] u/AndItsThetaAgain: 6 month old account wants facts in a world where there’s government fraud and they’re literally harassing the press at every turn
Are you okay? Did you get twisted up in your last mental gymnastics game?
Be wrong. Fuck if i care
[+6] u/Any_Refrigerator2330: Shit, today is Saturday. I thought it was Friday, I'm Fuk!
[+5] u/tristis_veritas: Everything is casino.
[+5] u/vwboyaf1: The economy runs on regarded decisions. Thank you for doing your part, hero.
[+5] u/knoqd_: > Iran's foreign minister leaves Islamabad without meeting US envoys, Pakistan officials say
Bullish
[+5] u/vwboyaf1: Toyota should build a 300 hp fully electric Corolla and sell it for $25K just to finally kill Tesla. Loss leader used to be a thing.
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: It’s the weekend, waiting for 🥭 to say some retarded shit and start an unnecessary dispute
[+5] u/ClarkFable: It’s a race between inflation and bad fundamentals—who’s gonna win?
[+5] u/AideApprehensive7441: They already left they never intended to talk to US or said they would they went to talk to Pakistan and now Oman and Russia
[+5] u/elvee61: I wonder if the bots ever hate themselves because of their investment decisions the next morning.
[+5] u/Johnny_Menace: Any bears left here? SPY up $80 in 3 weeks lmao!
[+5] u/Candid_Payment_4094: I am balls deep in ORCL, META, MSFT stocks. How fucked am I next week?
[+5] u/zephyrs85: What the hell is even that
[+5] u/Napster-mp3: My favorite!!! GOT YOU!!!! HAHAHAHA
[+8] u/catluck: Every gain made since the COVID bottom is fraudulent. SPY fair value is $220
and you all know it.
[+8] u/fire_alarmist: nypost : Iranian delegation leaves Pakistan without round two of peace talks with US
Oh look another FAKE plunge protection team headline released just to keep puts from printing turned out to be FALSE. WHO COULD HAS SEEN THIS COMING??
The PPT is literally releasing propaganda through every news outlet, and then running their emergency pump algos in order to keep you imbeciles from selling. Imagine falling for it for two months straight, we will eventually come to find out there was not a singular talk or deal with anyone in Iran this entire time and it was all fabrications by the PPT in an attempt to stall the incoming -58% drawdown.
[+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: NBC News Drops Bombshell Report on 🥭 War Battle Damage: ‘Far Worse’ Than 🥭 Team Said
Very Bullish
[+7] u/iBoughtYourCar: People be like “California is the worst state ever!”
And they never even been to San Diego
[+6] u/slimeystevebob: Mom, an entire civilization will die tonight if I don't get my tendies
[+6] u/CJBlueNorther: What would happen if the Fed actually had a set of balls and hiked rates dramatically like the economy needs it to?
[+6] u/fire_alarmist: Bulls literally operate on the notion that they deserve everyone's money because they can deny reality harder than anyone else L0L.
Imagine, you wake up and think to yourself "Man I am the most demented, reality denier the world has ever seen. No one can get gaslit and deny reality harder than me. I deserve to steal everyone's money because Im so talented in being delusional."
L0L , interesting people thats for sure.
[+6] u/Wows_Nightly_News: When 🥭 dies, they'll turn him into a chat bot and still have pressers
[+6] u/Anticiilizationist: Remember that SPY 800 by July and global GDP -30% aren't mutually exclusive by any means. Work accordingly.
[+5] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: The best bers will get on Monday if there is no deal and the status quo remains is -.25 intraday but green by close.
[+5] u/VariousScenes: I like how its enough for them to say the ceasefire has been extended for 3 weeks for a pump, even though both sides continue launching attacks on eachother, we'll just ignore that part
[+5] u/KahlVados: "Iran's foreign minister leaves Islamabad without meeting US envoys"
Talks to resume before markets open on Monday
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: He departed Pakistan already. From aljazeera.
Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi has departed Islamabad, Pakistan, after holding high-level meetings and delivering Tehran’s list of demands for ending the war to Pakistani officials.
The White House said US envoys Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner will travel to Islamabad today for talks with Iran, but a spokesperson for the Iranian foreign ministry said no direct talks are planned.
[+5] u/cheatlkeachamp: Honestly I’m bored when the markets closed open it
[+5] u/Patient-Shopping-236: When is reddit implementing AI remember reddit used to be $250 few months ago lol maybe they can partner with Intel 😄
[+5] u/TheFutureIsAFriend: Oil will go up, gold will go up, AI will go up, defense industry stuff will go up, auto will go down. Why? Because it always goes down.
Bears can look down their noses or whatnot. Buy the dips!
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: Damn dis place actually ded
[+5] u/GeologistPurple3209: Iran's Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi says he's presented Tehran's "views and considerations" on ending the war during a meeting with the head of Pakistan's armed forces in Islamabad
[+5] u/marinatelonger: Is anyone else looking at the LYFT setup for May earnings or nah? Short interest is sitting at 20%. Lyft is actually profitable(?) and just just closed the Gett acquisition yesterday
idk tho
[+5] u/stonksf: Added intel@86 in my Roth IRA Friday AMA
[+5] u/Maleficent_Plum5112: What -90% portfolio can do to a brotha
[+5] u/ChungWuEggwua: I’ve been a ga… man, and I’ve been a straight man. And I choose ga… every fucking time!
[+5] u/Icy_Jelly_315: They always said they were going there, but not necessarily to do "direct talks"
[+17] u/Bizonistic: Fake sending negotiators to Pakistan to pump market to ATH, make that make sense
[+16] u/UnivalveX: deep red futes Sunday evening before an unconfirmed Axios report or anonymous Pakistani officials pump the market back to green a couple of hours before Monday open
[+16] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: *IRANIAN DELEGATION LEAVES ISLAMABAD*
🌮: i am unilaterally cancelling negotiations
[+16] u/SomePolack: Latest 🥭 post insanely bearish
So Monday is green
[+14] u/reactzzzz: lmao Iran ghosted 🥭 and he is now saying that he cancelled the talks, ego got cooked a bit
[+12] u/East-Detective6697: Great news, No talks. No chance of them at all. But now "the market" can be pumped one more week "on expectations of talking about possibility of talks" it brought it +17% already, it can pump another +20%. The longer the expectations lasts the higher "the market". Closed Hormuz? - who cares.
[+12] u/East-Detective6697: who cares that with 2 month Hormuz closure now, the world oil and gas reserves and on-water stuff has ran out and used up. Who cares shortages are getting real and no reserves left. Who cares factories are getting closed and there's no fertilizer and there'll be 1/3 less crops next year. Who cares. They have no cards. Or maybe he wanted all this to happen all along?
[+12] u/tandoori_taco_cat: The Pakistani tourism industry is having a great year, many short-term visits!
[+11] u/OkResponsibility2470: I hope this cancelled
Meeting pumps oil
[+11] u/tocinoman: Open the fucking casino I need to make the same mistakes I made yesterday
[+10] u/Q-X-Q: I can't believe how much the investors fall for mangos BS. 90% of what he says turns out to be false, and yet you still fall for it every single time. smh.
[+10] u/ajibtunes: If the Iran war is over, why is 🥭 moving more military assets to the region?
Another aircraft carrier, 10k troops, a nuclear capable submarines, more Patriots and THAADs, High Mobility Artillery Rocket Systems, 25 KC-135 Stratotankers
All combat forces
[+9] u/ajibtunes: 🥭 after cancelling Kushner and Witkoff trips: “We have all the cards and time is on our side, they should come to us.” - Axios
[+9] u/According-Page8618: same WEEKEND script again. its been like that past 9 weeks lol. bad news over weekend > spy start -1% and recovery to green on open lol
[+9] u/whyhedge: 2h ago: Iranian foreign minister leaves Pakistan
15min ago: Trump says he’s unilaterally cancelling his team’s trip to Pakistan
What a joke, Iran was never intending to meet in the first place
[+9] u/Maximum-Cash7103: Did I read it correctly the talks are cancelled again? Is this the new normal?
[+8] u/dickwheelies: BREAKING: KUSHNER AND WITKOFF SCHEDULED FOR TEAMS MEETING SUNDAY
[+8] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: 🥭 insider trading? No that was just him violently using social media to lie and cost all of us money. When is our rebate coming for those losses we incurred?
[+8] u/DingleJingle_: Most elaborate pump and dumb scheme ever.
[+7] u/yyn1999: So everything Trump Said was Fake again ? Always has been 🧑🏻🚀🔫
[+7] u/Kashabowiekid: Like I said yesterday, the whole Witkoff bullshit it was just a pump the market . Short the absolute living hell out of every semiconductor stock there is no helium moving. We’re going into a massive supply crunch.
[+7] u/No_Variation552: Friday was a setup, poors.
“ GS TRADING DESK: "Month-End US Pension Rebalancing: $25 billion of US equities to sell... the largest non-quarterly sell estimate on record"
[+7] u/Poptart_Salad: Oh boy groundhog day again. Can't wait to see the same fucking headlines for another week. Talks, deals, talks, deals, very very hopeful for the expectation of the possibilities of meeting in the near future, ugh.
[+6] u/Jadeclone1: Negotiations cancelled
[+6] u/UnivalveX: peace talks broke down over the weekend. who would have thought lmao. inb4 monday morning headline that Pakistan is brokering some shit again to pump the market
[+6] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Before JPow leaves office, he’s gonna tell us…
#OPTION TRADING IS NOW ALLOWED AH
*I just know it*
[+6] u/Spy300: >Trump: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! President DJT'
You should have listened
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: RFK: $600 to $100 is a 600% decrease
One of us! One of us!
[+6] u/tandoori_taco_cat: I'm not gonna tell you how old I am, but I've been in cars with functional 8-tracks
[+6] u/GrondForGondor: Pump and dump. Pump and dump. The cycle repeats. Peace talks. No peace talks. Delegation is on the way. Delegation was never on its way.
[+6] u/SeaofSounds: This is getting beyond comical.....market to further realize this problem isn't going away.....
[+6] u/1M-to-Zero: News Alert: Trump says he has canceled Witkoff and Kushner's Pakistan trip
[+6] u/boraboca: With the news of Kushner not going, believe it or not calls. Prolonged war is good as that means more headlines of “talks going promising” via WSJ which is bullish.
[+5] u/Jadeclone1: Once again we get the 🥭 setup for 🌮
[+5] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: So fucking happy I didn't panic sell soxl during Iran war. Diamond hand baby
[+5] u/Foreigntragedy: 0dte spy calls at open has a 99.9% win rate
[+5] u/Muted-South4737: Will TSLA finally die, now that he's admitted to lying about FSD?
[+5] u/potato111a: Japan releasing Forex trading anime "FX Fighter KURUMICHAN" .. absolute cinema LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/Spy300: >Trump tells Fox News he unilaterally cancelled Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner’s trip to Pakistan to meet with the Iranians.
THE WAR WILL NOT END UNTIL THE DEBT IS DEVALUED
✅️ Public Debt $38.5T **CRITICAL**
✅️ Debt-to-GDP Ratio 122.6% **CRITICAL**
✅️ Interest / Revenue 33.0% **DEBT TRAP**
[+5] u/Dakhnas: ATH it is then on Monday
[+5] u/Numerous_Two_102: Bol fuk, therefore bear fuk cause no one fuk with bol.
[+5] u/LayerClear5664: Wild that SOXL hasn't had a single red day this month
[+5] u/BitConeMiner: I don’t listen to anything except the white noise
[+5] u/ajibtunes: I was just curious 😞
[+5] u/Moist_Chain_POL: this shitz gonna crash hard!… 👀🤯
[+5] u/ThouOne: I think reddit shadow banned me
[+5] u/precipicethoughts: pretty much over tbh
[+5] u/Ill-Ad1603: Whats with the profanity this early in the morning?
[+5] u/SomePolack: Yeah I bought puts on Intel Friday
No I’m not ok
[+23] u/BooBrew32: Mango acting like a guy who got dumped but he's pretending he dumped her first.
[+15] u/wanderingtofu: What did we learn this week kids?
Everyone is using the headlines to pump and dump the markets. Pakistan has calls, pumps the markets after leaking that Iran was visiting them... leaks to USA that Iran is coming, you should come too, it will be a nice time to TALK...
IRAN: We are not here to talk to the Americans.
USA: We are sending our top 2 negotiators since Iran is begging us to talk peace.
IRAN: We already left Pakistan...
USA: We canceled our trip! We don't want to fly 18 hours and waist time!
Friday news was fake news... it was never a meeting in the first place....
QQQ and SPY continues to pump... +2% , oh fake news? -.02%... rinse and repeat more fake news.
[+15] u/cbusoh66: Do not despair, Axios or Bloomberg will come out with some fake headline before market opens Monday.
The show must go on...
[+14] u/Dbx84: https://preview.redd.it/hbh6hci0kdxg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3e4a460103f8eb4b56afd6e53892512fd53b613
Thank you for your attention……
[+13] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: Barak Ravid of Axios also received a call from U.S. President Donald J. Trump on the cancellation of the U.S. delegation’s trip to Pakistan. When asked if this meant a resumption of the war against Iran the president said “No. That doesn't mean that. We haven't thought about it yet.”
🤣🤣🤣”we haven’t thought about it yet”
[+11] u/cbusoh66: Breaking: Trump cancelled Witkoff and Kushner trip to WSB meeting in NYC
[+10] u/Any_Life_6178: Blocking a blockade, canceling on a cancelation, claiming you’re in total control.
The shart of the steal.
[+10] u/achieve_tendernism: Atleast North Koreans keep to themselves for the most part
[+10] u/cbusoh66: Bloomberg Monday 8:30 am: Trump Tells Aides He May Reconsider Sending Negotiators Back to Pakistan
[+10] u/ImthatRootuser: Bulls sending fake negotiators to Pakistan to pump the market more. lol
[+9] u/MrRutin: This means AI plays going to rip harder and spy adds another 1%
[+9] u/codespyder: Never thought the existence of a trip to Pakistan would ever fuck my portfolio but here we are
[+9] u/StimSimPim: And yet, somehow, still close +.5%
[+8] u/glutathionegod: Wait for Monday morning before markets open:
DJT: “Iran just called me! They’ve agreed to everything. The Strait will be open soon!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!”
[+7] u/illinformed-will: ''all they have to do is **call**"
Guys that signal to buy SPY calls don't you get it by now ??
[+7] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: Is this gonna be another one of those weekends where doomers dominate and then Monday Trump tweets some bullshit to turn the tide again?
[+7] u/Purple_Bearkat: You put your Kushner in, you pull your Kushner out, you put your Kushner in and you shake it all about. It’s the truuuumpi pummmpi.
[+7] u/SocraticGoats: Platinum Retard Plaque
[+6] u/epyonxero: market closed, talks closed
[+6] u/Swiftnice: Wednesday and Thursday are going to be so crazy we might finally get some volume.
[+6] u/PinealTone: Monday BLOOD RED
🌮 Tuesday BLOOD GREEN
Pattern keeps repeating since Apr 8..
[+6] u/Glittering_Let6527: Everyone knows what's gonna happen next, so what's the thrill? It's gonna pump to the fucking heaven and above on monday, because who cares about the war, and if anyone do - fucking priced in, mkay? Oil? - bro who needs the dino poop, ew, fucking ghey shit. Besides, Europe has those ugly fugly winter mills (by 🌮's words), China has solars, US got it's own dino poop. Yeah, SPY 800 by eow.
[+6] u/Mahrez-: Can someone explain why consulting firms even exist? Honestly, consulting feels like the first industry AI should replace.
[+6] u/RampantPrototyping: To take blame for unpopular decisions
[+6] u/Dirty_Peasant_Boy: You guys think that trump is making a lot of money by actively controlling the market through his tweets?
[+5] u/solidsneeze: risk on. Market doesn't like uncertainty and now we are certain to have more war
[+5] u/Heineken_500ml: Bought an ergonomic chair and now I can't slouch, sitting at home but feels like I'm working.
Fucking hate this chair ffuckkk
[+5] u/chiswis: any new developments in eye-ran?
[+5] u/Vlisa: Short Fedex, they charged me $50 for duties, but missed the first two packages. Getting sloppy.
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: Gonna tell the boss on Monday there’s too much time wasted coming in, too much work!
[+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Iran has made it clear. Remove the blockade and they'll talk. It's really so simple
[+5] u/Shortify: The war with Iran showed America has a big problem: it ran out of fancy missiles way too fast. In just a few weeks, the U.S. used up half of its Patriot and THAAD defense missiles, almost half of its new PrSM missiles, 30% of its Tomahawk cruise missiles, and 25% of its stealthy JASSM missiles. The scary part is, even Iran is much weaker than China. It will take 3 to 5 years just to make enough new ones to replace what was fired. The Pentagon already knew supplies were low and asked for $30 billion to make more in 2027, but the Iran war proved it’s worse than they thought. Factories simply can’t build missiles as fast as wars use them up. If America fought China, it would run out even faster. So the real question isn’t whether the U.S. could win one fight — it’s whether it could keep fighting for months or years. Right now, both American and Chinese experts agree it can’t. If this doesn’t change, other countries might see that weakness and decide to act.
[+5] u/Extreme_Green_1708: Today, I was scared shitless thinking I had pulled up on the Iranian navy. Turns out it was just a bunch of key west boats at a sandbar having beers. Fuck that was close.
[+15] u/music_is_gud: Weekend futes down 0.4%. you know what that means?
Nothing, Nada, Zilch
[+14] u/OrdinaryMix4013: fucking HILARIOSU this fukeing orenge turd fell asleep on TV lmao. shit like that needs to be impeachable.
[+12] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Donny keeps saying "we have all the cards" but he keeps TACOing every threat. Lmao
[+12] u/TomBradysNightLight: Two possibilities for me next week.
1. My puts print
2. I print my resume and put the fries in the bag.
Tune in next week to find out!
[+12] u/Bonkers119: Weekend peace talks announced every Friday at 3pm.
Cancel said talks every Saturday. The art of the deal.
[+12] u/Oxidrox: Axios fake headline minutes before market opens on Monday:
”Iran-US peace agreement imminent”
[+11] u/UnitedCup1814: 🥭 might want to try to send over a non hebrew negotiation squad. I think Iran doesn't want to deal with those two
[+10] u/kolovod: Clearly the respective positions are unbridgeable.
Trump feels no pressure to escalate cause he thinks the blockade is doing its job and Iran will run out of money forcing it to give big concessions. Iran feels no pressure to escalate cause they think oil prices are doing their job and will force Trump to make big concessions. Its a classic game of chicken with the added complication of Trump's TACO track record,, so Iran must have the expectation now that he will chicken out first. That will probably prolong this limbo. We'll be range bound 690-720 for the next 2-3 weeks, while oil will continue slowly creeping up.
[+9] u/eveningcaffeine: big "no i dumped HER" energy
[+9] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: 🌮 cancels U.S. peace talk delegation going to Pakistan. Orders Iranian fast boats in the Strait destroyed. Do your thing, WSB. Surely, this means green on Monday. /s
Trump cancels planned U.S. envoy trip to Pakistan for Iran war talks https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/25/iran-says-no-meeting-with-us-negotiators-planned-in-pakistan.html?__source=iosappshare%7Ccom.apple.UIKit.activity.CopyToPasteboard
[+8] u/Wowmuchrya: Wait so he canceled the fake negotiations that Iran was never going to?
CRAZY! Probably a +20% day for SPY!
[+8] u/TheSauce69: The amount of retards casually taking Reta and peptides these days is hilarious
[+8] u/Frosty-Search: Peace talks collapsed in Pakistan. Glad I picked up puts by closing bell yesterday. But in all likelihood the market pops 5% by opening on Monday and my puts expire worthless.
[+6] u/SargeMaximus: Beginning to notice how the smartest sounding traders never recommended semiconductors
[+6] u/Professional-Tap2052: Looks like the ceasefire in Lebanon is over. The fighting force in Lebanon doesn't consent to "we cease, you fire" doctrine.
[+6] u/Necessary_Bear2343: Came here to be lectured by 🌈🐻 and was not disappointed
[+6] u/NinjaMonkcy: https://preview.redd.it/c0uosih0udxg1.jpeg?width=2240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c09cc1763c662bc4dd82e256ab13f712b03c6db
[+6] u/ayashifx55: Watch those fake headlines Monday : U.S possible talks on the table with Iran despite getting denied for the 50th time. SPY +1%
Iran : we never said we want to talk to them wtf , SPY -0.1%
[+6] u/zuziannka: Options really took my money and my gf away from me
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: "too hard" says the retard who claims to have saved 100 of the last 8 wars. LMAO.
[+5] u/nesnayu: At least we saw some red candles last week gives this retarded ber some hope of so good ber plays
[+5] u/northeast__nico: I manage an LA fitness if anyone wants a friends and family discount. Access to every location, $30 a month, $99 initiation fee is waived
[+5] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: The whole wallstreet has way underestimated semiconductors and their earnings. Intel is a perfect example where a massive earnings beat was not priced in and wrong estimated beforehand. On Qs we are now only a few % above November ATH and the rest of the 19% move just a re pricing to the November ATH which is still undervalued taking semis into consideration. Possibly we see another 15% bullrun this year.
[+5] u/kray1137: I'll get a number 4 with a coke
[+5] u/Jerikolol: yo i remember the manga (its 99% of wsb users).. its anime now? GOAT
[+5] u/Thegreenpatriot: You gotta imagine trumps cabinet and some high ranking Iranian officials been making so much fucking money off this shitty manipulated market
[+5] u/jahdyudnwl: Open the Fucking market you crazy Bastards!
[+5] u/A55BAG: 🥭 just cancelled peace talks that Iran cancelled last week.
SELL EVERYTHING!
[+5] u/DoctorMario1000: Kinda weird the beekend thread is talking about geopolitical stuff and not gooning or farts 🤔