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[+23] u/-Stoic-: UH OH MANGO IS ON HIS PHONE AGAIN
[+19] u/bigblacknunruly: Bought puts before close yesterday. Half my account. Hold me.
[+16] u/Roxorek: 29th april fed meeting + GOOGL, MSFT, META, AMZN earnings
wild
[+14] u/jda823: "The world’s top condom maker says it plans to raise prices by 20%-30% and possibly further due to the impact of the US-Iran war in the petrochemical industry."
Maybe it was 5d chess all along to increase US birthrates back up.
[+13] u/MasterElite1: Very few foreign buyers of US treasuries last quarter. I suspect that trend has only worsened in the current quarter. 3m annualized 😮
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HGYeUcCbEAA_fMD?format=jpg&name=900x900
[+13] u/trust_it_bb: Spy going up infinitely .5% everyday while small caps moon 3% everyday. No pullbacks, no corrections. And if there are - recover back to ATH eod.
Is the dollar worthless or what in gods name is this rally lmao
[+13] u/WSB-mods-are-: Pour one out for the homies that sold their calls yesterday 😞
[+12] u/jasperCrow: Mango is prepping everyone for Bridge Day and Power Plant Day this morning.
[+12] u/disrepaired: I just cut off a student driver because I’m scrolling reels
Welcome to the real world buddy
[+10] u/Genteel_Ole_Chap: Wow that Mongo tweet about Tim Cook.... Awkward!! Great guy.... Kisses my ass... Probably should give me lots of money for everything I've done... Great guy though
[+10] u/gh1993: We don't need no fuckin strait
[+10] u/PopularCut4124: The uae / Qatar / Kuwait are such creepy slave states
[+9] u/solariac: Strait closed: SPY down 0.01%
Strait open again: SPY gaps up 5%
[+9] u/Pazzaaaaaa: This market is so regarded. Pumping before mangos interview on the day the ceasefire is potentially ending. Now oil is ripping
[+9] u/Weak_Emu3659: You ever on here reading shit and thinking, there's no way these people have ever had a job right?
[+9] u/PowerNoodles117: Did anyone buy calls before close?
[+8] u/night_shredder: UNH bagholder reporting in for duty
[+8] u/lrzbca: Bears will never recover
[+8] u/Phaeax: yes, more ups. we should definitely go up more.
[+8] u/ballsonreddit: I had a dream about cream pies. Love sweets
[+8] u/maffoobristol: I swear people on wsb have their own unique definition of what a "pump" is. I always see people like "omg the market is so ridiculous, pumping despite XYZ" and then I look at the pre-market and everything's noodling around a 1/3rd of a percent up. That's not pumping! That's sideways!
[+7] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: SPY at 711, thank you calls again.
[+7] u/DanqueLeChay: 🥭: Iran has Violated the Cease Fire numerous times!
[+7] u/_rockthemike: Trump walking back his promise to get the nuclear dust, overnight. A deal is coming. Calls.
[+7] u/kuporific: Call it or not, believe
[+7] u/Reply_Stunning: >There now appears to be a game between the US and Iran over who is going to get on their plane and fly here first. ( Pakistan / Al Jazeera )
THAT'S GRAPE
[+7] u/andyman268: I am highly regarded among my peers
[+7] u/HuckleberryFit4084: SPY to 714 on stalled Iran deal !
[+6] u/mallison945: You literally can’t pretend this oil flow disruption isn’t rippling through the entire world economy right now. The only outcome is red and we’re seeing a bunch of green.
[+6] u/SilverVikingTT: Iranian television: Up to this moment, no Iranian delegation, whether main or preliminary, has gone to Islamabad.
[+6] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Good morning bulls 😎
[+6] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Cash gang is waiting for the next dip to deploy the capital
[+6] u/A55BAG: When the ceasefire breaks apart, the market will be probably only down like -0.5% 🤣
[+6] u/SilverVikingTT: Negotiations with US ‘unacceptable in the current situation’: Iranian MP
MP Mohammad Reza Mohseni Sani, who sits on the Iranian parliament’s National Security Commission, has cast further doubt on the prospects of talks with the US.
In comments carried by Iran’s Mehr news agency, he said “negotiations are not acceptable” in “the current situation”, accusing the US of being “overly demanding” and pursuing ulterior objectives for domestic benefit.
“Given the current conditions, recent aggressions and the history we have with the United States in previous negotiations, the next round of talks is, God willing, off the table,” he said.
[+6] u/k3t4mine: >*"JPMorgan strategists led by Dubravko Lakos-Bujas lifted their year-end S&P 500 target to 7,600 (from 7,200), suggesting \~7% upside from Monday’s 7,109 close."*
245 days left in the year, 245/365 = 0.695. Considering the standard average return of 10% per year, that gives 6.95% average. Revolutionary stuff.
Their year end "targets" always just end up being bang on the average, because it gives them the best chance of being right. These cunts are being paid millions a year to come up with this shit.
[+6] u/SouthNice7324: Its not even about getting the news correct. Its about getting the news correct and which way the market will respond. At this point its flipping a coin
[+6] u/NotEasyOne_Regard: Sometimes, I feel like selling the entire portfolio and just leave.
And then I see green numbers. Green numbers are good.
[+6] u/Apple2o: **TRADE BEYOND MEAT ON COINBASE**
Fuck the financial sector is so jacked in 2026
[+6] u/warheads0101: How can stocks keep going up when the straight of horn blues is still closed?
[+6] u/NervousChemistry7401: 🥭on CNBC this morning. Should be rambling and incoherent.
[+5] u/ResidentPack4103: Feels like the market is bullish these last couple weeks bros
[+5] u/digdugbug: Don’t beyond meat me
[+5] u/SocraticGoats: Captains Log: Stardate 5826 - The ES opens at 9.4 quadrillion, as the 3,800th anniversary of the last red daily candle ever witnessed by man is celebrated. The war between the Zorgs and the Trump Federation nears a boiling point as the strait of Hormuz has been blocked yet again by Zorg Warp Shuttles.
[+5] u/BadBoyBilbo: The good news is I only need SPY to go down like 15 bucks to break even by EOD ☠️
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: MSFT yearns for underperformance
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Just crop dusted the c suite
[+5] u/TreGet234: Averaged midterm years have the market peaking in april/may and bottoming in october, right?
Being a bear kinda sucks. Even covid which had the potential to destroy the fundamental fabric of capitalism was barely a blip in the market.
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Don’t dare with puts or shorts, either calls or sit out
[+5] u/hv876: So we really are just going to have 0.25% red and then back to pumping for next 10 days?
[+5] u/ReferenceFunny7142: If he starts singing These boots are made for walking. -4%
[+5] u/Born_Chocolate9295: so uh... what happens when the dow hits 50k again?
[+5] u/collegefootballfan69: Feeling so good that my UNH position is getting close to break even. Is that what winning feels like???
[+5] u/TreGet234: There will be an 80% crash but only once every single last bear is dead. We are not there yet but getting closer.
[+5] u/Superente_: Bers had a -0.02% day, then got destroyed the next day. Who would have thought? (everyone)
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: Damn spy calm down. I havent bought more calls yet
[+5] u/Ok-Barracuda39: Getting old sucks a bit. Gall bladder issues at 37. Went undiagnosed for 6 years(thanks, doc). Manageable with low fat, low sodium diet. Heard that mom had her gall bladder removed at 21, so I guess I am doing a bit better overall.
Take care of yourselves out there, Kings and Queens!
[+5] u/Coogiez: Spy just keeps going up lol
[+5] u/Bxdwfl: Donnie is speaking in an hour, right?
[+25] u/No_Run3357: Breaking News: Iran is being taken over by Apple and released as the new and improved iRan.
[+16] u/bobbyd121: everyone expecting 🥭 to announce everlasting peace in the middle east this morning. watch him go on squawk box just to talk more shit on jpow and pump up warsh as a pick. market still pumps.
[+15] u/twostroke1: Bears will acknowledge the market is manipulated to only go up, and then continue to bet against it.
idk man, calls on whichever pharma company develops a pill that cures that level of retardation.
[+14] u/kodaksdad2020: Yeah he’s going to electively go on CNBC pre market to make your puts print lmao
Calls.
[+14] u/orsomeshitidk: I killed 2 (two) hogs last night that have been tearing up my yard not 15 ft from my front door. Not even close to the full sounder though so going to bait them back in with beer soaked corn.
Before you go getting *captain planet* on my ass, hogs are invasive and destructive and they’ll kill your dog or toddler and don’t give af.
Honestly the Spanish crown should be paying me reparations
[+13] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: Oil up, Spy up, BTC up. No one left behind
[+12] u/orsomeshitidk: I love this sub cause there’s someone sitting on an nyc subway reading this shitpost rn that I’m posting from a cattle ranch in hella rural OK. And if I’m lucky some sex freak who likes posting videos of him getting pegged may call my trades retarded
[+12] u/PeachScary413: Getting rich used to be a lot of luck and even more hard work... now it's just about getting spyware on Barrons laptop and see what trades he is making so you can go all in on FDs
[+11] u/PositiveToe2761: Nothing like waking at at 5 in the morning to listen to a senile old man decide the fate of your port.
[+11] u/CheapHero91: iran denied further talks with the US delegation 🤣
[+11] u/TheBlueBlaze: You can tell 🥭 is setting up a narrative to declare victory by what he's said recently:
* Saying that they unintentionally did "regime change" and that the new leadership is much more reasonable, despite being structured exactly the same
* Saying they don't need to form a nuclear agreement to keep Iran from developing nukes because "we have satellites so we can watch them"
* Openly saying the strait isn't the United States' problem, and that declaring victory is not contingent on the strait being open
Get ready for him to announce on Wednesday night that Iran agreed to a deal and to declare the war over. It won't matter if nothing has actually changed because the markets will react regardless.
He wants this to be over, so he will declare it over, and the markets will pump to completion because of that. On some level he knows this is a future president's problem, so he doesn't care about the long term as long as the short term gains are good.
[+11] u/peterpeer9: This is an invoice to everyone who bought UNH calls yesterday. Because I didn't play, it went up. Payment of $1000 is due by EOM for this service I have rendered. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+10] u/sloanemonroe: Same as last week. Pump on news of deal falling apart. And now pump on news of no talks being scheduled and ships being attacked. It truly is wild.
[+10] u/ElkQuiet1541: Why are european stocks red and korean/japanese deep green? are asian stocks now immune to oil/helium prices? nothing makes sense anymore
[+10] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: I just need the idiot to not say idiotic things is that too much to ask for?
[+10] u/horseisahorse: I keep reading "unh" as a weird little grunting sound
[+10] u/mtnrnnr802: It’s funny when someone comments in here with absolute conviction on a ticker, and then you visit their profile to see if they have made any good moves, but instead you see they lost 350k on DNUT.
[+9] u/guzzledglizzy: Daily reminder to not fuck with painkillers
[+9] u/Hugheston987: !banbet SPY $700.94 1d
[+8] u/WilliaMMailliW2483: I might be a thousandaire today….😳
[+8] u/Bichael-Murry: we are living in a simulation 100%
[+8] u/ValueOfADollar: It fills me with envy knowing the only people who made it out of the Iran conflict near break even are the ‘buy and hold’ crew. Fuck you for not gambling
[+8] u/mtnrnnr802: I was promised societal collapse, Chinese invasion, WW3, SPY 500.
[+8] u/bb483: Buying after a red day = money printer
[+8] u/Street-Badger: There’s irrational exuberance, and then there’s this. Do I sound salty lol
[+8] u/31andnotdone: I just went to book flights on a small airline, Avelo. 1 hour flight. 5 people. $1800 round trip.
It was $600 last year.
[+8] u/Disconn3cted: Does anyone else like to eat pussy in the 69 position because you can smell her ass, of am the only true man left?
[+8] u/__nameless____: did he just said something stupid? my whole watchlist drop blipped red at the same time lol
[+8] u/TraipseTraveller: Imagine thinking pre market means anything
[+7] u/BigBlackAssEater: Hormuz shaped recovery
[+7] u/wenxuan2: Like i said, red day yesterday just to reset the streak... now we dont have risk of another red day for some time again. People about to go ham on calls.
[+7] u/Beagle001: There’s no way he announces all out war on a morning financial coffee talk show. Right?
[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: I know that insider shit always been happening but it’s happening so blatantly now with the White House that it makes me not even wanna play the rigged ass game bruh
[+7] u/vermilli21: I need SPY 720 today so I can go on another vacation even though I just came back a week ago
[+7] u/__nameless____: bro is reminiscing his time with tim apple
[+7] u/Round_Context_146: Bers: Screaming, Crying, Throwing up
Bols: Lalalala :) \*frolics through flowers\*
[+7] u/ODTE_FGTDELIGHTS: Wtf is going on with beyond meat? I have been holding one share for like 6 months and it's up 33%? Still down 55% all time
[+7] u/kodaksdad2020: “No one’s EVER seen a stock market this high, because it’s never been this high. Look how high we made this stock market. We had the most successful operation probably ever in military history and this stock market loves what we’re doing. I bet you it goes a lot higher”
[+7] u/SherbertOk2563: If you want to throw away your money. Then go ahead and short SPY
[+7] u/Round_Context_146: Yo someone just placed a huge short on oil and guess who speaks in a half hour... NFA
[+7] u/ToroLoco_TL: JPMorgan raises its 2026 S&P500 year-end Price Target from 7200 to 7600 on the back of earnings ($330 for 2026 or +22%y/y, $385 for 2027 or +17% y/y).
Levels of being back never seen before
[+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/ApprehensiveTea1165 made a bet that SPY would go to 620.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 655.852 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 6 losses
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[+7] u/kim82352: looks like people already got copies of the 8:30 speech. that teleprompter technician makes really inspired trades.
[+7] u/OptionsHuduga: BREAKING: TO CELEBRATE TIM COOKS INNOVATION AND CREATIVITY AS APPLE CEO FOR THE LAST 15 YEARS - APPLE AWARDS HIM A NEW GENERATION IPHONE WITH BETTER CAMERA, MORE MEMORY AND SLIGHTLY FASTER PROCESSING TIME
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: I drank an old fashioned last night and I felt great until it started talking old fashioned and telling me it used to be proper cocktail before all the bitters
And it said ‘bitters’ with the hard R
[+7] u/hayleybts: Don't tell me it's reverse 🌮
[+7] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: nothing more satisfying than telling a recruiter *NO THANKS YOU*
[+7] u/knoqd_: >GOLDMAN SACHS SOLOMON: RECESSION RISK COULD CHANGE, 'ONLY ONE TWEET AWAY'
LMAO
[+7] u/ManBearPig_1983: Day 2 post-kidney stone passing. Still some residual blood in my urine. SPY calls 712 eod.
[+7] u/Chance-Albatross7809: speech bad news probably
[+6] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: bers always fail to consider that they are trading against the greatest country on earth
[+6] u/LavaInTheLamp: Spy 800 end of week obviously
[+6] u/civillyRange: Get Iran thinking negotiations are going good so they announce the straight will open
Massive pump as a cascade of shorts close
Bridges right into earnings where we make new ATHs, while still fighting Iran and the straight still closed
Well played
[+6] u/mydoortotheworld: Fake meat is back on the menu???? God damn it
[+6] u/LividAnt9602: Let’s gooo SOFI!! Destroy those short sellers
[+6] u/UnivalveX: hope you sold your puts yesterday's mighty -0.05% pullback
[+6] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: Believe it or not, balls
[+6] u/99Fan: Imagine thinking yesterday was the end of the bull run
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: Have we realized that 🥭 is retarded yet?
[+6] u/Matthyz: Goddamn fake meat just cleared the 1.5 calls, going to gamma squeeze into open
[+6] u/LossMax: Ill be in dentist for 3 hours goodluck to my calls
[+6] u/Quick-Ad1830: No way he says anything bearish on a financial related news channel
[+6] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: orange going live on cnbc soon, wonder if barron already has the long ready
[+6] u/spurkulator: are calls still the play today?
[+6] u/StimSimPim: I’m no gey ber but fake meat lookin girthy
[+6] u/kodaksdad2020: Iran is so irrelevant to the stock market it’s not even worth being discussed here. Take it to world news or some other cess pool
[+6] u/AncientAd3846: Some good news coming today. Bad news happens at night
[+6] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: 20minutes until orange goes on cnbc
[+6] u/ShittyUsernane1222: its extremely funny how markets dumped the moment wsb went from mildly bullish to perma bull euphoria.
[+6] u/WinnerEffective3102: This board has gone downhill. Just bots and idiots.
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: Local fertilizer dealer prices are up 30% here, not to mention the price per gallon increase of diesel get it, bring it to your pasture, and to spread it.
Wait till you see what the price of beef is soon lmao
[+6] u/OkHighlight2856: I believe Hilary Clinton is a squirter
[+5] u/GrandpasGravy: If unh holds, my self managed IRA has increased 100% in just over 12 months, while these fuckers managing my 401k have only managed about 30%.
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: What if 🥭 accidentally started talking about liberation day tariffs again?
[+5] u/throwa91: This is tricky trading here - one tweet talks not going well and we dump fast
[+5] u/Unhedged-Fund: nasdaq just hit new ath
[+5] u/14X8000m: Poet pumping again. Finally going to be in the green on my calls. I'll buy more shares and it's going to drop to $6 again. Then you should buy.
[+5] u/Particular-Vast2199: hmmm something feels off... it's like someone knows what they're about to say just before market opens
[+5] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: This is pumping way too much before Orange man on TV electric boogaloo
[+5] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Insiders being told the war is over before the big reveal
[+5] u/ThisIsMyOtherBurner: it really is just a vertical line
[+5] u/GainzandPumpz: For the love of god open the casino so i can cash in my fake food calls 🚀
[+5] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: I miss the chats being flooded with emojis those were the times
[+5] u/teh_herper: NFLX IV rank looking tempting for some calls...
[+5] u/Fieryhotsauce: I hate that fake meat could've made me rich but I was convinced it was going to zero because that was the consensus here. Inverse wsb never fails.
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: JPM lifts SPX target. Tops in boiz.
[+5] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Has Axios had one non-bullish update since the start of this crisis I feel like they’re the only ones who never say a word that’s negative LMAO
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: BREAKING: the war never existed, AI bubble is a lie, market only go up.
Thank you for your attention to $PLTR
[+5] u/pooterssssssssss: This is one of the best stock markets we have ever seen. It reminds me a lot of February 2024
[+5] u/uncsucks: Can't wait for the correction once this exuberance ends. In the meantime, I'll be taking my place in the bread lines.
[+5] u/Frozen_Shades: Oh fuck!
ENDLESS SHRIMP IS BACK!!!!!
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: I resigned from being a captain on my local volFire Department recently but they never removed me from the paging system so I still get all the county drama and details and I’m hoping they forget to remove me for a long time lmao
[+5] u/papapudding: I knew I was right holding my UNH
[+5] u/kex06: What are the insiders buying? Oil or stocks? Barron help us!
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: Every single thing he says in this interview will be a lie.
[+5] u/LividAnt9602: Barron!! We know you’re here !! Tell us the move, mate
[+5] u/Rugpull_Generator: Futures +0.4% and retarded bears yapping "rugpull" "bearish Donny speech leaked"
Lmao
[+5] u/astromouse2024: Calls again apparently
[+5] u/Game3k: DGXX going to pump 🚀
[+5] u/chuckysharty: NVTS baby semiconductors up 50% this week
[+5] u/Retaining-Wall: He will *never* be JPow how dare you.
[+5] u/igycb: Dell is a dogshit company with zero innovation. But they also have a very deep well of ppl they can continue to slowly layoff, call it AI, and keep the share price artifiicially high
[+30] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: Always remember regards, **BERS make sense, BOLS make money**
[+23] u/ImSortaUseful: I like how he admitted he has no clue why the market was pumping
[+22] u/Soft_Walrus_3605: "I would've won Vietnam" - DJT
[+22] u/jeffynihao: Trump: i would have won Vietnam very quickly
Someone get their grandpa
[+21] u/nullzeroerror: Yeah you totally would have won Vietnam. The one you draft dodged for. Stupid ass bitch
[+19] u/Early-Elderberry-150: This bumbling fat retard
[+17] u/FatFluffyFish: Holy shit he’s talking about 50,000 on the DOW, the top is in
[+16] u/burnerAccountDuh24: Listening to this fuckin moron melts my brain
[+16] u/CounterSignificant20: if cnbc hung up the call I am pretty sure he wouldn't notice and keep yapping for hours
[+16] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: i got a warning from reddit saying i am a bully.
bers sorry for bullying
[+15] u/Ok_Passage7069: Lmao bro does not want him talking
[+15] u/BurstingTitan88: “I would have won Vietnam”?!?! BRO you couldn’t even solve Russia/Ukraine
[+15] u/oldprecision: They should pass this guy off to Cramer at 9.
[+15] u/sitbar: someone needs to just give him a fake phone like I do to my neice when she's being annoying.
[+15] u/RogerBalderer: I think it would get under trumps skin if people in the media just starting laughing when he was talking
[+14] u/FabulousLanguage6216: How the fk the market still goes up with him talking like a old men with dementia?
[+14] u/A_Chair_Bear: I’m surprised key and peele never made a skit of an inverse Obama translator for Trump that just talks like a sane person.
[+14] u/WendyDumpsterFire: 🥭 surprised by stock market comeback amid Iran conflict, thought Dow would be down 20% -
🥭 tries to manipulate the market 🤡
[+14] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #HIDE yo PUTS, HIDE yo CALLS, they doing THETA to everyone up in here
[+13] u/DefiantDelta: 50000 MENTIONED GOODBYE BOL
[+13] u/PottedGantt: I can’t believe the guy from home alone 2 controls the fate of my financial freedom
[+13] u/DonCenote: Just tell him to stfu and interrupt. These guys are pussies.
[+13] u/Soffatjockis: America
You know there is something called impeachment and 25th amendment?
You know that right? Just checking.
[+13] u/rdblaw: Weird how Steve jobs founded a company and named it after Tim Apple
[+13] u/Cerrado82: You people voted for this guy???
[+13] u/FlatwormBig5514: "Interview ends" Most Bullish thing that came from that interview.
[+13] u/itseran: isnt CNBC supposed to be the evil liberal media empire, that was the softest interview i have seen in a bit
[+13] u/NecessaryOk6148: He’s stopped talking so do we go back up???? 😵💫
[+13] u/miata_only: Remember when WSB wanted us to link our trading accounts to an app the mods developed so we could post "verified trades"?
[+13] u/Timelycommentor: Trump is batshit crazy.
[+12] u/damnthatbooty: Anyone got the link for retard speech
[+12] u/AnalBeadsInSpace: Fuck the 25th, get a god damn strait jacket.
[+12] u/Either_Way2133: this really is grandpa losing it vibes
[+12] u/Lbuck24: Why is kushner involved in the peace talks lol😂
[+12] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: 67% chance that JDV is standing in front of a mirror practicing his "Did you even say thank you" negotiating pitch right now
[+11] u/_Wendig0_: "We have so much ammo"
Ah so the stockpiles are dangerously low. Nice
[+11] u/Crazy_Donkies: Obama hasn't been president for like 9 years, but DTJ has been president twice in this period, and still blames Obama? Got it.
[+11] u/PottedGantt: Can somebody give me the sparknotes from this regard
[+11] u/Bernardhops2: Trump thinks market should be down 20%
[+11] u/UnitedCup1814: Pretty crazy how 🥭 takes credit for everything. Like the market went up because of him . That sleepy Joe market was pretty good to us to
[+11] u/Czyzzle: The difference in Vietnam and Iran is that 🥭 had a plan for getting out of Vietnam
[+11] u/blooda2: Beetlejuice on Howard Stern could form a more coherent thought than this guy
[+11] u/FlatwormBig5514: This is brutal to listen to. It's honestly getting kind of sad.
[+11] u/drytexterfinalboss: Red days -.05%
Green days +1.25%
🤌
[+11] u/SergeantThreat: Every time someone lets this idiot ramble on TV I think about the clip of Anthony Bourdain explaining why he would never eat a meal with him.
[+11] u/Early-Elderberry-150: This is gonna dump at open isn’t it
[+11] u/GoZukkYourself: You have to be 18+ to attend the WSB event, which means half of you aren't allowed.
[+11] u/kawkface: #PLEASE SPY I NEEEED THISS
my mom is kinda homeless...
[+10] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: OH BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMNA
[+10] u/oldprecision: Joe like, "well we are short on time." LMAO
[+10] u/Western_Rope_6826: Mixed comments of him trying to dump and pump. What IS he saying lmao
[+10] u/oldprecision: Mango in his stride now.
[+10] u/djln491: He gonna talk this right under 710
[+10] u/No_Zookeepergame_27: Quote of the day: “The hard way is the easy way”.
USA President DJT
[+10] u/chrissurra: Grandpa loves to rant. Jesus.
[+10] u/trsx5: Does mango ever just shut up lol
[+10] u/bowdog171: This guy is beyond a lunatic
[+10] u/Soft_Walrus_3605: What "enemies" are asking for tariffs back? What American companies are "enemies"? Not one question from these "journalists"
[+10] u/Soffatjockis: Why tf are the futes still green lol?
Euro indexes fading to red
[+10] u/Historical_Bother274: "Every country gets the government it deserves"
[+10] u/Anal_holocost: You are laughed at now more than ever LMAO
[+10] u/calv178: Ffs he is killing my spy calls
[+10] u/ironmac44: He's afraid of falling down stairs lmao
[+10] u/grubernack276: Even he is shocked oil is just $90. lol
[+10] u/Room_40: Holy hell what tf is Cramer even yapping about. He’s a weapons expert this AM
[+10] u/Soffatjockis: Mango looking for one last dump to make barrons puts print and then tomorrow a peace deal will be announced just before barron switches to calls.
It's predictable as shit. Maybe.
[+10] u/Ok-Art6659: Make him stop, he is delusionnal again…
[+10] u/DefiantDelta: seven bots commenting “$BULL” in a row, nothing to see here!
[+9] u/Tautol0gic: She squawkin on my box til I 🥭
[+9] u/CashExcellent2654: # NO OIL TO RUN THE WORLD ECONOMY I GUESS THATS BULLISH LOL
[+9] u/Soft_Walrus_3605: He's rambling about railroads and buildings
[+9] u/BahtMann: WTF am I watching a sitcom right now 😂
[+9] u/nullzeroerror: This guy said 4-6 weeks and is now saying “hey at least it’s not 19 years” LMAOOOOOO
[+9] u/AnalBeadsInSpace: Bunch of teenage girls in here, going gaga over a geriatric guy with diapers. Weirdos.
[+9] u/sitbar: WE"RE WINNING TOMORROW, IN FACT WE'VE ALREADY WON, I"M IN NO RUSH THO
[+9] u/itseran: What the fuck is he talking about lmao
[+9] u/tgff333: When he says wrote a piece.... Is he referring to a tweet?
[+9] u/chalupabatman2404: 🥭 has taken every upper drug possible. He hasn’t stopped talking
[+9] u/Ok-Analysis4121: I have no idea what's happening. All I know is that I'm buying calls
[+9] u/Bernardhops2: So Spirt and UAE getting our taxpayer money
[+9] u/blooda2: Beetlejuice vs Gary the Retard vs 🥭 final Jeopardy winner gets the nuclear codes
[+9] u/DefiantDelta: another morning i can’t get back. my favorite part was “i thought oil would be 200 and the market would be down 20%” yeah me fucking too, we finally agree on something.
[+9] u/DrElkSnout: Imagine thinking the Iran war is over lol
[+9] u/Muted-South4737: Believe it or not, fuck
[+9] u/kawkface: Bro can we just rally pls
[+8] u/WingedScapula420: I like how they scheduled it for 8:30 so it would happen at 9:30 on the dot
[+8] u/DefiantDelta: did he just say he’s moving the fed chairs office into the white house? surely that will inspire confidence in the independence of the american monetary hegemony
[+8] u/Cstooby: Lol, absolutely nothing was said.
[+8] u/DonCenote: He is speaking without any punctuation
[+8] u/OkResponsibility2470: “I would of won Vietnam” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[+8] u/HooplahTiger: Trump is taking CNBC hostage
[+8] u/JackORoses: Imagine thinking that supporting that guy was a good idea.
[+8] u/itseran: this man is the most powerful guy in the world its amazing
[+8] u/DefiantDelta: andrew is the first real journalist to ask him questions in literally weeks this is absurd
[+8] u/Malkovtheclown: I feel like someone let their angry retired grandpa call in. WTF is the point of him doing this? Is he bored? Did he think he was ordering McDonald's? Because I can totally see him calling McDonald's and ranting like this to whatever poor teen picked up the phone.
[+8] u/ImSortaUseful: THE ENEMY ARE GETTING THE MONEY
[+8] u/FlatwormBig5514: So everything we've heard thus far from Dementia Don is bearish, though the market is still green. Lmao
[+8] u/astrawberryandakiwi: I really wish this orange sack of shit would just stfu for once
[+8] u/BirdyPooPoo: Biggest takeaway is that he thought the market would be down 20-30% and oil at $200. So he has nothing to fear at ATH’s.
[+8] u/ZeeBeeblebrox: "Haarmus Strait some people call it the Strait of Hormuz, which is actually a more beautiful wording". Your President everyone.
[+8] u/myboywears: OPEN THE MARKET YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+8] u/SubduedWeed: Finally he stopped talking, time to resume the pump
[+8] u/Ok_GAINZ: only thing worse than bears is "sovereign citizens"
[+8] u/SalemKinkTrials: He just said buy more ASTS then whipped out his half incher 🚀
[+7] u/Specialist-Sun-4751: I'm going balls deep in calls. fuck it.
[+7] u/Czyzzle: These puts ain't putting brah
[+7] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Is there a Polymarket on how many times Trump is gonna say Barack Hussein Obama?
[+7] u/nickpufferfish: Red candle of death after 🥭 said "we're gonna go further" 😂
[+7] u/CherryPokerGame: 🥭’s phone voice is pure crazy old man noises
[+7] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: If he would just shut his fat fucking mouth spy would be at 800 by now and everyone would love him but the dude just can't.
[+7] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Deal coming bro. Just trust me bro. Please bro.
[+7] u/Bernardhops2: “The Market is 50k” we good
[+7] u/Reasonable_Roger: So what exactly is an octopussy
[+7] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: # **THEY’RE EATING THE CATS, THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS**
[+7] u/FearlessStatement144: He’s intentionally talking to dump it. What a fucking clown
[+7] u/NoxZ: "I would have won Vietnam very quickly" LMFAOOOO
[+7] u/Czyzzle: I am beginning to suspect 🥭 does not always tell the truth
[+7] u/IllustratorHour1618: It’s interesting that Donnie, like the rest of us, thought market would go down -20% and oil would be $200. Just speaks to lvl of market manipulation going on here.
[+7] u/Vimes76: That dip wont hang around long
[+7] u/clockwork5ive: It’s one of those days where we all read the words
“We ban people for being overtly political. We’d like to be the community betting on happenings rather than the ones arguing about politics.”
And we all think “fuck these mods” and hit Reply.
[+7] u/DriftMint: Y’all thought it was taco Tuesday but today’s actually tank Tuesday
[+7] u/spellbadgrammargood: I'm impressed bulls aren't concerned about the low-volume used to pump the market
[+7] u/oldprecision: Not hard to believe that they kick this guy out of the situation room.
[+7] u/DDGib: We're going up again, market hates 7 year freshmen.
[+7] u/Fragrant_Invite5947: FED BUYING SPIRIT AIRLINES!!!!!! DJT NOT A FAN OF MERGERS!!!!!!
[+7] u/Ok_Visit_5741: "What about the United/American merger?"
Trump: Buy Spirit!
[+7] u/tika_dengu: phew….now the market can resume its pump
[+7] u/Remote_Drive_5588: Tacos have just been served. Cease fire extended.
[+7] u/Soffatjockis: And now reddit starts to fuck out again lol
[+7] u/DonCenote: That ruined my morning a lot more than I thought it would, listening to that retard at 8:30.
[+7] u/ajr901: I want to get in on UNH but I'm probably too late. But every time I think that, the [ticker at hand] rips for another few days and I could have made a bunch of money if I got in when I was second guessing it. Yet I just _know_ that if I do it, that shit is going to dump.
[+7] u/Burger_Gouger: 🥭 “we’re ready to go, the military is raring to go”
Puts saved?
[+7] u/PaxDev: Tf happened to my morning pump?
[+7] u/Mark_Underscore: Since Tim Apple is retiring, can we workshop some nicknames for John Ternus?
My favorite is Johnny Appleternus
Or do we have to wait and see what DJT comes up with?
[+7] u/GoZukkYourself: What's the over/under on the number of mobility scooters at this WSB meetup? 5,000?
[+7] u/DefiantDelta: cramer is more unhinged than 🥭 this morning, ok
[+7] u/Country_Gravy420: This isn't going to be another flat day, is it?
[+7] u/winston511: Imagine being the gey mod bragging in a pinned post about partially covering costs for the event. If you had even a normal sized penis you would’ve just kept it to yourself so you know this dude is dealing with a micro bird.
[+7] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: what kind of shit taco was this?
we want real taco tuesday !
[+7] u/kawkface: 5 minutes until my dick falls off
[+7] u/PushAble2463: He’s watching casting couch on ph.. but he’s actually looking at the couch itself
[+7] u/CMac681: Be a man and go buy a dodge ram for fucks sake
[+6] u/Successful-End7689: Mr. President, your CNBC appearance is up. Time to pump the markets!
[+6] u/SmarterThanWSBMods: Most blatant insider trading ever
[+6] u/Bam2458: Ya know they let this geriatric fart come on and talk and it just drives the s&p down
[+6] u/xlmtothemoon: he wont let joe talk LOOOOL
[+6] u/Senior_Professional4: please donald keep talking about the central heating prices in this imaginary building
[+6] u/Bansionboy: none of this matters really, just pump to 750 today
[+6] u/iamjt: Cnbc host looks like he regrets raising his hand to run this show
[+6] u/Senior_Professional4: bears thought he was going to crash the markets and he just goes on an autistic rant about a contruction project
[+6] u/edapalooza: He always forgets that he was pres once when he slams past pres.
[+6] u/NoxZ: THEY WILL BLOW UP THE WORLD. YOU WANNA SEE A BAD STOCK MARKET? THEY'LL BLOW UP THE WORLD.
[+6] u/Bam2458: Fucker just called the top again god damn it what are you doing bro
[+6] u/chrissurra: Literally all he cares about is the pumping the market, why would you even be a ber?
[+6] u/Hot-Pop-3250: he thinks you're dumb
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: I cant believe were still posting what the man says as headline news.
_'itll be big. great. the best. itll be such a big ceasefire that youll be tired of ceasefire. youll say 'please, donnie, may I have some war. Im tired of peace'. But - as you well know, Im a man of great peace too'_
[+6] u/Dad_Bot: unbelievably, calls.
[+6] u/Fair_Site_13: red by open, be deadass said i expect to bomb
[+6] u/solidsneeze: diarrhea of the mouth
[+6] u/drytexterfinalboss: Unh denied coverage for my grandma's dialysis....calls 🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/grimandnordic1: Just cancel the blockade you fat fuck open the Hormussy
[+6] u/DonCenote: He’s doing everything except answering questions
[+6] u/Cavsfan2332: We have taken out the leadership twice, maybe three times. We have won this war four, maybe five times.
They are walking around with no arms, no legs, no faces, just walking around.
[+6] u/stonetrade: They’re trying to ask questions but realizing they can’t because he keeps yapping his mouf
[+6] u/LaserBeamer17: Who tf cares what 🥭 is saying, it’s MEME STOCK WEEK
[+6] u/burnerAccountDuh24: Markets gonna open before he finishes this thought
[+6] u/CEO-of-SOXL: Back to puts and being patient. This is ridiculous
[+6] u/Ferdoki: what is he talking about
[+6] u/Boston-Bets: [https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/21/trump-surprised-by-stock-market-comeback-amid-iran-conflict-thought-dow-would-be-down-20percent.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/21/trump-surprised-by-stock-market-comeback-amid-iran-conflict-thought-dow-would-be-down-20percent.html)
I guess the market didn't drop enough before he TACO'ed.
[+6] u/OkResponsibility2470: “We’ll be watching truth social”
[+6] u/Soft_Walrus_3605: Love when a news show is so bored of the President they need to kick him off
[+6] u/No-Improvement3164: UNH back to where it was before a Tweet wrecked it
[+6] u/Commercial-District1: Vance, Witkoff and Kushner still in Washington
[+6] u/SuicideSpeedrun: What if he's still talking when NYSE opens? Can he just direct the market in real time like some fucked up virtuoso?
[+6] u/calv178: He should have just farted and left
[+6] u/Shoddy_Ad897: You're still not in unh?
[+6] u/spellbadgrammargood: There are waaayyyy too many buy-initiated by analysts
[+6] u/Outside_Ad4446: Looks like the fake meat pump and dump has ended..
Thank you for your attention to this matter..
[+6] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #WHY DIDNT I FULL PORT BULL AND UNH?
[+6] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #MSFT or SNDK to 500 first?
[+6] u/lendrickkvmvr: Market only goes up kinda day
[+6] u/LasyKuuga: >Outsource work to 🇮🇳
>It’s wrong
>Now I have to fix it
#FUCK SAKE WHY DIDNT YOU DO THE NEEDFUL
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: this fuken oregange turd sounds low on energy bro probably didnt sleep last night due to panic
[+6] u/gazilionar: Joe Kernen is such a loser
[+6] u/No-Butterfly-9989: UNH $400 calls that i bought 5 seconds before close yesterday are now 600%
[+6] u/_RAPTORMAN_: Can’t wait to stand off to the side and not talk to anyone, looking at the weather on my phone, at the WSB events.
[+6] u/LanMan1979: You can take out the words “in this interview” and the sentence still is true
[+6] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: Like the “we won” on the second day of the war?
[+5] u/fredditf: Retail Sales (MoM) (Mar) 1.7% vs 1.4% EST
Core Retail Sales (MoM) (Mar) 1.9% vs 1.4% EST
[+5] u/rx29mw: No shot he said that hahahha what a legend: Goldman Sachs CEO Solomon: Recession risks could change, we are only one tweet away.
[+5] u/No_Current3675: TF am I supposed to buy today? Nothing looks good rn.
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: Same speech all the god damn time LMAO
[+5] u/stonetrade: Cnbc hosts are better than me. I wouldn’t be able to hold back from calling him a dumbass.
[+5] u/Bernardhops2: China gave us a gift
[+5] u/Specialist-Sun-4751: How many of you are so committed to this stupid "ber v bol" thing that you actually continuously make bearish plays in an obvious bull market?
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: Mango going to announce a partnership with fake meat to feed our troops for ground invasion
[+5] u/X211499Reddit: Theta is stored in the balls
[+5] u/Bernardhops2: Is he complaint about ripping a building down an big beautiful building
[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: All those beautiful crown moldings
[+5] u/Zimoula: I think they make him yap all these nonsense to train the algos with keywords
[+5] u/dylansavillan: After all... why not? Why shouldn't I stay green forever
[+5] u/chalupabatman2404: This mf can’t answer a straight question to save a life
[+5] u/pogopope82: These guys are fanboi'n hard
[+5] u/Jerikolol: Look at the numbers mason. look at them, theyre right there on your screen
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: He would solve vietnam quick LMAO
[+5] u/SergeantThreat: Some people listening to 🥭 gush about interior design: This man is peak masculinity!
[+5] u/SovietDog1342: We were doing good before he got on television
[+5] u/sitbar: I wake up thankful I'm not american everyday
[+5] u/NecessaryOk6148: How does he breathe cause he hasn’t stopped
[+5] u/Comfortable733: The man ended 9 wars and you think he can’t handle ending Vietnam ??
[+5] u/Okami_The_Sun: Yall be stressing over the markets when at 7:15pm tonight he will tweet another delay pumping the market 2% and dump oil by 10%, enjoy the low cortisol while it lasts
[+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: They won’t ask about him pumping PLTR tho
[+5] u/Jerikolol: Sam Altman = replaced Anthropic = Xi said u have the smartest people = Tim Cook is retiring = MSFT pump my bags pls?
[+5] u/oldprecision: When I got the call I said, wow, it’s Tim Apple (Cook!) calling, how big is that? I was very impressed with myself to have the head of Apple calling to “kiss my ass.”
LMAO
[+5] u/Bittertwitter: He’s trying so hard to crash markets so he can taco and make so much money.
[+5] u/Western_Rope_6826: I love this thread more than my own children (I have no children or gf)
[+5] u/Life-Trade-6514: Picked up apple calls yesterday. Shitty timing.
[+5] u/4sKompany: Is he still yapping or is it over?
[+5] u/reddityatalkingabout: Seven year freshman - trumps been watching a lot of porn
[+5] u/dontslambro: Damn sounds like he is the best General in the history. He probably could beat Russia in the winter.
[+5] u/Suavecore_: What do the wallstreet guys even do at the wallstreet building from the movies nowadays? They could just trade from their phones at home
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Bear market back on after this call
[+5] u/Soft_Walrus_3605: "You'll write stories about me exaggerating"
Right after he refers to $165 billion in tariffs as "almost $200 billion"
[+5] u/mrsweettreats: If 🥭 didn't have bone spurs during Vietnam, He woulda put John Rambo to shame
[+5] u/Mr60SPX: Hahahahahahah some people call it the strait of Hormuz
[+5] u/DonCenote: They’re trying to get him off the line
[+5] u/djklmnop: Lol they just gave him a platform to air his grievances. And every question they manage to get in is unaddressed leading to more grievances. Imagine leading a meeting like this at work, we'd all be escorted from the building right after the call.
[+5] u/MajorSexer67: It’s slightly bearish in here
[+5] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: My 730 calls in late may need your thoughts and prayers
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: Retail sales were stronger than expected in March.
[+5] u/rebel-capitalist: I’ve got 700k and I need 300k to FIRE comfortably in Greece at 30-40k annually
[+5] u/SnooGuavas3568: Real talk I feel a vicious rug pull on the way.
[+5] u/GeoBro3649: Even Kernan was like ok lets get him off the screen.
[+5] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: You were scared of forever war but did not factor in the pure market pumping power of forever two week ceasefires
[+5] u/theduke9: Wat did mango do now
[+5] u/rootyoot: Whatever I guess I’ll go to war on HIMS short sellers myself smh
[+5] u/browsk: Are my USO calls safe? I’m at work today 😭
[+5] u/rcantu314: Oh so we pumping pumping
[+5] u/claytondpark: So is the ceasefire over? Asking for a fren...
[+5] u/PushAble2463: Just mark it SPY 710, close the casino and let’s all enjoy this sunny afternoon
[+5] u/spectra444: OPEN THE CASINOOOOOO
https://preview.redd.it/d6coqs7qpjwg1.png?width=194&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ab3c2945f48b651315c28249a0a895167bad890
[+5] u/ThunderEcho100: The tweet about Tim Apple was an enjoyable read.
[+5] u/Express_Track1571: I CAN BUY OPTIONS AFTER HOURS NOW YAY
[+5] u/DaFlyingGriffin: Indexes and bitcoin up, gold down, oil flat. Interesting.
[+5] u/advantage_player: Just get the gold bracelet skip the diamonds, they're worthless
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[+14] u/Thebaxxxx: #SPY IS HAVING ITS BEST MONTH OF ALL TIME SINCE THE YEAR 2000. 🤌
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[+11] u/LectureNo1620: Sigh just went from-98% to -99%.
[+10] u/Impressive_Trick_573: This dump has to be at least three times bigger than this
[+10] u/KahlVados: TRUMP: 'THE STRAIT'S VERY IMPORTANT' BUT SHIPS ARE FINDING ALTERNATIVE ROUTES
Take an alternate route. Problem solved.
[+9] u/Such_Coin: PAKISTAN FOREIGN MINISTER URGES U.S. AND IRAN TO EXTEND CEASEFIRE - PAKISTAN FOREIGN MINISTRY STATEMENT
Shocking!!! Never could have seen that coming.
[+9] u/BedRiddenWizard: Lol why do I ever buy puts 😭
[+9] u/Ecodriverz: Not even 5 mil volume on spy. What the fuck is this market
[+9] u/Saturn_winter: I just learned 54% of americans read below a 6th grade level, which means they're functionally illiterate, which explains a lot. And around the same percentage can't do basic addition and subtraction with whole numbers. Remind me never to get into an argument online ever again because if they're american there's a greater than 50/50 chance that they're actually just retarded lmao
[+9] u/Ecodriverz: Wild that US can commit war crimes and have market at all time highs. What a wild world we live in
[+9] u/Trashpanda7193: Lmao you’re watching people being made car bag holders for life
[+8] u/throwaway9gk0k4k569: HONK HONK CLOWN MARKET
[+8] u/borkdpasito: The crash if no peace deal is going to be absolutely epic
[+8] u/Iamhappilyconfused: You're welcome guys, bought puts
[+8] u/GoldenAries4: I just want the volume back. It’s understandably absent due to constant contradictory information and uncertainty, but this is so boring.
[+8] u/Far-Requirement9180: CAR halted again ! Lmaooo
[+8] u/spudbro00: Another no volume melt up day. Shits getting old
[+8] u/Wrath_FMA: I'm sorry bulls, this perma ber capitulated and bought calls
[+7] u/dylanx5150: The irony is that NFLX has made me so poor I can no longer afford a Netflix subscription.
[+7] u/yoloswaggggggggg: This is actually really bullish
[+7] u/_lueless: holy, bunch of losers actually scared about real economic events
[+7] u/Burtonwurton: Not buying shit here. One dumb ass social media post and anything I touch now will become immediate bags at the top.
[+7] u/2AMTrader: You guys can buy this dip, I'll get the next one, ok?
[+7] u/FancyPirate69: !banbet $OPEN 6.00 1d
[+7] u/artandambition: Guess it pays to be a perma retard dip buyer.
[+7] u/No-Put2311: Oil, bitcoin, stocks all going up. No bol left behind
[+7] u/financiallythriving: Puts against the S&P are now considered an act of treason
[+7] u/dontlikeyacutG: just got unbanned, im ready for another 5 days i probably need it anyways
!banbet spy 690 3d
[+7] u/undocumented_twerker: Bers, keep buying puts. I know you guys can give me SPY 720 today
[+7] u/Due-Refrigerator2306: we will literally never see a red day again
[+7] u/indyyo1: Sad times, I’m watching Polymaket odds on ceasefire tomorrow on whether to get puts. Or see some insider action lol
[+7] u/AMCorBUST2021: Some days you don’t really win or lose.. just a Warsh
[+7] u/YeeyeeTigOlBitties: Mango declares US no longer needs oil to function
[+7] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Holy hell CAR float is like 95%, fucking nutty
[+6] u/TheGeoGod: Cmon rug pull! We need a good 1% down day.
[+6] u/TouchTipz: Day 18 of getting black out drunk
It’s a dangerous winning streak
Surprised I keep waking up
[+6] u/Living-Giraffe4849: As a stubbornly ardent Bear, yeah this first move is 100% fake and we’re gonna rip today
[+6] u/Sp0kenTruth: Crazy out of all this crap, BEYOND MEATS is whats rocketing my portolio. up over 600%. clown shit
[+6] u/NeverDeltaNeutral: I think Iran has no incentive to concede anything yet. Every week they draw this out this administration gives them another concession. I’m still long wti crude futes
[+6] u/Sp0kenTruth: i bought puts yall. so yall are good to go calls deep
[+6] u/LectureNo1620: Went from -99% to -98%. When lambo
[+6] u/ContributeAVerse: Cramer talking about Avis longs, you know what he didn’t say? TAKE THE HOME RUN
[+6] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: "Five months. I would have won Vietnam, very quickly... I would have won Iraq in the same amount of time" — 🌮 on CNBC
[+6] u/pseudo_rockstar: Already coming back to ath. Bers in shambles
[+6] u/patricktu1258: 6 figures POET gain porn incoming 🫠
[+6] u/Major_Ad_1072: Whoever said UNH calls yesterday thank you, what's the next play
[+6] u/T-Durka: SPY 720 by lunch at this rate.
[+6] u/Capable-Yak-8486: At this point we could see “Wall Street hit by EMP. Stock market totally wiped out. Money no longer relevant.
Spy + 5%”
[+6] u/Ecodriverz: Not even 5 mil volume on spy. What the fuck is this market
[+6] u/Ugadawg7: Just crossed 950k, so close to the 1M promised land
[+6] u/2020isgreat: Equities actually just don't care anymore lmao
[+6] u/ContributeAVerse: CNBC literally said Avis was shorted over 100% of float. Such bullshit
[+6] u/GrossFleshSack: I know the second I ever buy spy calls we are getting the %30 crash. Don't worry guys my bear spirit hasn't been completely crushed yet. Almost but not yet.
[+6] u/Jemmani22: Are we sure that everyone's app isn't just unique to you and do random stuff to make you buy, then instantly turn against you when you finally make a move
[+6] u/xironically23: Welp I bought a spx put at the bottom
[+6] u/pmssa19: I am 1 tweet away of being rich
[+6] u/youarenut: ASTS TO THE FUCKIN MOON BABY
[+6] u/Pretty_Dragonfly_716: So many car bag holders will never recover
[+6] u/DumbNutter: Oil pumping but so are markets. Clown shit
[+6] u/Electronic_Sleep2749: I shorted CAR. I'm gonna get rekted 🤣
[+6] u/Jemmani22: Car halted.
Insta gap up 60 bucks
[+6] u/peopeopeopeo10: Joined the ASTS cult again pls no judgment
[+6] u/Democrazy_: Can anyone explain what's going on with CAR? A fucking budget car rental company goes up over 600% in a month?
[+6] u/MooseyGoosey69: How long until hood removes the buy button on car
[+6] u/Pluth: Isn't "warsh" how they say "wash" in some parts of the country?
[+6] u/Ok-Age-263: I fucking hate this market
[+6] u/Separate_Fold5168: https://preview.redd.it/swuidkqtpjwg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fde8a9270429aaec55176cb4a49181b2651b2784
[+5] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Can't wait to see bears reporting every single gunshot across the Middle East again, a mosque mouse won't be able to take a shit in peace without it being announced in the comments.
[+5] u/Walking72: We're all here because he's not all there
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: I don't trust like that
[+5] u/David_Norris_M: 715 today 725 end of week
[+5] u/Firm_Passage_6844: can CEOs of mega cap DO THEIR FKING JOBS?
go on TV and say something for fucks sake, thats what ure paid for, to pump ur stock dumbass
[+5] u/FelixMumuHex: [\[CNN\]: Explosions reported over Tehran and Isfahan at market open.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&pp=ygUjcmljayBhc3RsZXkgbmV2ZXIgZ29ubmEgZ2l2ZSB5b3UgdXA%3D)
[+5] u/KwisatzHaterach: VIX is going parabolic
[+5] u/jazzyjjcups: Lmao the rally is over
[+5] u/TransportationKey455: I hope SPY falls 5% so I can buy some stuff
[+5] u/LurkerPatrol: First time in a while I'm holding calls through yesterday into today and still I lost a massive percentage. I really don't know how this works. Even after all this time.
[+5] u/Purple_Bearkat: “we are looking at ai to optimize how quickly we can deny your claims” UNH. Probably. Calls.
[+5] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: HIMS just feels like people trying to force the next 50x stock into existence
[+5] u/Future_Hyena2562: Anyone trade NVTS. My Jan calls are looking good
[+5] u/Haunting-Cry7752: Pump it before my wife sees the bank account
[+5] u/2AMTrader: Ether they talk, or cease fires are extended, trump is a pushover.
[+5] u/dontlikeyacutG: CAR and SPY where same price for a second
[+5] u/Slow-Information-847: What is the point for Iran to send in a delegation? Every member in that delegation will be bonkerbustered in half a year, so whatever they would have signed will be void.
[+5] u/DaStampede: Pump you piece of shit
[+5] u/2AMTrader: and now flat til close.
[+5] u/ToughVegetable2483: I will not crash the market by buying calls
[+5] u/caliwillbemine: The thing bers (like me) consistently underestimate is the absolute resiliency of the American consumer to complain about affordability while maxing every single credit card to maintain the status quo while immediately rolling into Klarna to get new shit after reaching credit limits.
[+5] u/weewoowewoooo: This movement is fucking dog shit lmfao
[+5] u/optimaltimemism: This bullrun is wild. Good job on you guys.
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Man, sometimes, I open Zillow and look for the most ridiculous listings for fun
[+5] u/PropheticMurmurs: Every two months I buzz my head with my ball hair trimmer.
I’d rather save the $40 on a haircut and put it into 0DTE options.
[+5] u/PsychoSynthesizer: WSB now full of CAR chatter...which obviously means the top is now in
[+5] u/Swiftnice: I can't believe the volume is almost as bad as yesterday. I guess everyone is just waiting to see if these talks happen.
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: I was very impressed with myself to have Tim Apple call me to suck my dick
[+5] u/Upper-Difficulty660: anyone watching the confirmation of the fed chair. I certainly hope this guy never gets confirmed. I remember him bailing out all the banks that took part in the CDO fiasco that caused the housing crash back in 2007-2008. I lost 40% of my retirement. Thanks to the housing crash that he took part in. Anything that has to do with mango is a scam
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Looks like the check engine light is on for $CAR 💀
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Blame God everyday for not making me a gay retard who seeks out the CARs of the market
[+5] u/StophJS: Once again, should've just taken the exit liquidity on ATAI life sciences.
[+5] u/Chaba234: We actually gonna start pumping hard today
[+5] u/moneygon_: cant believe car 3dte 400p are still 1k a pop, 260$ otm ffs
[+5] u/Fernyfern7: Is pam ready to announce the dow is at 50k we may need her soon
[+5] u/utterlyirrational: my autopilot 401k is boring but growing so thats nice
[+5] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: This is the bottom. Never going lower than this
[+5] u/mtol115: Of course the very second I buy palantir puts it rockets
[+5] u/SoothingWafer: CAR was the only company to survive the franchise wars. Now all cars are from CAR.
[+5] u/DufflebagJoe: Bers are back to spamming negative headlines in the chat 🤣🤣
[+5] u/Historical-Cricket-8: Please stocks, go back up now
[+5] u/FelixMumuHex: why does the retard in chief call uranium Nuclear Dust
[+5] u/chibi78: Another day IWM green. God I want someone to nuke us and take me out of this misery
[+5] u/Bigamungus: Gotta be honest, the dedication to keeping the line going up in spite of everything is impressive
[+5] u/MrCoolGuy42: 5k in AVIS 5/15 200c a month ago would be $8.3M now 🫠
[+5] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: ASTS easiest money after buying yesterday
[+5] u/Jaysler87: MSFT is the juggernaut. Let it 🚀
[+5] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: vix up, spy up, dxy up, oil up
only my will to live is down
[+5] u/Wishforgains: volume is nonexistant
[+5] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Are we fr pumping to ATH today?
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: Literally nothing to buy. Everything is wildly pumped and expensive for no reason
[+5] u/Phx_trojan: please unhalt CAR so I can buy a juicy put.
[+5] u/BigTower230: DGXX double digits soon
[+5] u/Historical_Stage2622: Thank you for the EZ $ASTS dip no brainer
[+5] u/Eddyrancid: Damn, I'd like to get in on CAR puts a few months out...but those are some eyewatering fucking prices
[+5] u/frogboyjr: this dude would be so funny if he didn’t actually have any power
[+5] u/ksyoung17: I've come to expect that, whatever the stock is doing at 6am, inverse that for 930
[+16] u/WayDry848: TRUMP: I WOULD HAVE WON VIETNAM VERY QUICKLY
hahahahaha
[+16] u/Legendary-Lemon: > The U.S. military on Tuesday stopped and boarded a sanctioned tanker in the Indian Ocean carrying oil from Iran, the Pentagon said in a statement. “We will pursue global maritime enforcement efforts to disrupt illicit networks and interdict sanctioned vessels providing material support to Iran — anywhere they operate,” said a statement from the Defense Department
Now it is not only the straight of Hormuz but a *global maritime enforcement*
This looks fucked up and lengthy
[+16] u/SaiyanApe17: IRAN NEGOTIATOR JUST TOOK A SWING AT JD VANCE
[+14] u/EasySunday: This is scary watching the Warsh hearing. I didn't realize how stupid and retarded these Senators are. They sound like Hollywood caricatures of themselves.
[+14] u/MenagerieAlfred: Don’t worry, it can’t go down anymore. There’s no more room left on the bottom of the screen.
[+13] u/SavingsYesterday1164: lol Warsh won't disclose his trade investments
[+13] u/RotmgJiing: No way I just bought the top…
[+13] u/SuffiecientSapian: BREAKING NEWS! IRAN & USA have agreed that good head is better than weak 🐱!!
More news as it happens
[+12] u/soscribbly: Sean Hannity says he’s no longer catholic after Pope and Trump back and fourth…
🤣🤣🤣 why are mfs over 60 like this? I swear most boomers have some type of mental illness
[+12] u/Important_Yam_5510: "RUGPULLING SO HARD!!!!"
Thought we were at -2% but shit is -0.13%
[+11] u/Julez_Jay: LMFAO Kevin Warsh election denyer
[+11] u/zuziannka: Loaded up on spy calls 710
[+11] u/bendraw: Can someone shut this fed nominee up, he’s bad for my economy.
[+10] u/E39_CBX: Sold my UNH calls for a 12k loss. That 18k now would be 90k. Fuck my life so much.
[+10] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Jokes aside I’m going to miss Powell
[+10] u/dataCollector42069: puts on this new chairman
[+10] u/Informal-Composer226: Im convinced if yall had to turn up in person to make your trades half of them would never even be considered
[+10] u/TheWizardOfFries: Imagine buying calls at all time high
[+10] u/slimeystevebob: Wow reddit is hot garbage
[+10] u/coolopinionlmao: you're forgetting how much of a fucking moron he is
[+9] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Imagine not loading UNH below $300. Imagine not buying GOOG at $150. Imagine not buying MSFT at 360. Never listen to the regards here
[+9] u/tristis_veritas: Warren is so fucking annoying. Ask him real fucking questions about the Fed, not this theater bullshit.
[+9] u/Fun-Journalist2276: shorting this CAR!!!!
[+9] u/Jackiemoontothemoon: She is Ms. Warren for a reason
[+9] u/cryptoguy66: Dame Warren is ripping Warsh a new butthole
[+9] u/Perfectly_Splendid89: I was all cash for the past 2 weeks. So I missed all gains.
I bought Spy calls at 710 today.
I'm down %30 already.
I'm very special.
[+9] u/meforprezz: crash below 700 so we can cheer for it again
[+9] u/a_human_21: Kevin Warsh getting cooked
[+9] u/isolated-cat: SPX Put that I sold for 20% gain about 20 mins ago is now 150%
[+9] u/Legendary-Lemon: > Iran has still not publicly confirmed that it will send a delegation to attend peace talks in Islamabad, Pakistani officials said on Tuesday evening local time. “Decision from Iran to attend the talks before the end of two weeks ceasefire is critical,” Pakistan’s information minister Ataullah Tarar said in a social media post.
JD Vance is about to have a talk with himself. LMAO
[+9] u/fire_alarmist: So 13% up in a straight line but we get news that literally all of it was based on unfounded nonsense and lies plus we are getting rate hikes probably and it just stops at -.3% L0L.
Real market for sure
[+9] u/SniXSniPe: I just want to let you all know that somehow I successfully sold all of my SPY 1de calls at the top today
[+9] u/whyshw: Where were you during the two-minute crash?
[+9] u/Knugles: lol we’re down .12% and everyone is freaking the fuck out 🤣
[+9] u/Worried_Quarter469: Reddit servers ran out of oil
[+9] u/ajibtunes: I’m sick of lookin at sydney sweeney’s giant eyelids with her big bored eyeballs
[+8] u/Ble_h: New generation of fake meat bag holders
[+8] u/Time-Cardiologist906: Investors trusting 🥭 when he says he’s close to a deal deserve to hold the bag
[+8] u/wallStBetModsRGayAF: Next week spy dumps to $650 and everyone on here will be like “lol what did you think was gonna happen? Ofcourse it dumped, are you retarded? The war hasn’t resolved shit”
[+8] u/DryBicycle5629: Holy fuck, $CAR CRASH 🚗💥
[+8] u/deben360: Shambles in shambles
[+8] u/Alternative-Wash-656: what time is the war starting today?
[+8] u/Zoji25: I bought puts at the literal bottom
[+8] u/FinishWarm1746: I was the exit liquidity
[+8] u/isolated-cat: WARSH: DATA BEING USED TO JUDGE INFLATION IS IMPERFECT
no shit sherlock
[+8] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: 2 days without a new ATH. this is worst than the great depression
[+8] u/McClintockC: THE END IS NIGH
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
[+8] u/Get_dat_money: Msft got that retard strength
[+8] u/AdditionalMany1292: Imagine not buying the dip on 🌮 Tuesday 😂😂
[+8] u/Xzlk: Why the fuck do we care about oil prices today and not yesterday or last week
[+8] u/Technical-Activity95: nobody cares about stupid oil
[+7] u/michaelis999: this warsh fella never had the makings of a varsity athlete
[+7] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Petition to change Microns ticker symbol from $MU to $DOGSHIT
[+7] u/PeaDifficult2909: For those of you who weren't around in 2020 I give you this solemn advice-
Don't. Fight. The. Fed.
[+7] u/Pereise1: Feels like Mango has gotten more and more shameless with his lying, if that's even possible. Dude said that Iran was signing a deal "Today" and that was over 24hrs ago.
[+7] u/Fine-Doughnut-2109: Has $CAR cured cancer?
[+7] u/Jesus-Musk: Warsh literally just said “I have the independence but not the courage”
[+7] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Calls cooked, there goes all my gambling money. Atleast this time I put some away so I don’t lose it.
Fuck dude
[+7] u/Sea_Condition_6999: Bought 2 shares of CAR just for fun
[+7] u/YungIrv: Fucking hell get this regard off the mic
[+7] u/CapContent2264: Im probably the stupidest person on the planet
[+7] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: I literally just bought guys. Not even joking 🤣
[+7] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: panic panic sell everything freak the fuck out
[+7] u/I_work_too_much: I swear to God if we could just permanently shut all these fucking politicians up SPY would be a million. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
[+7] u/TheKiMoChi2020: I just switched to call this morning. Fml
[+7] u/cruisin_urchin87: Did 🥭 poop his pants on live TV again?
[+7] u/lordbell21: Bears if you get cocky they're just going to green dildo us
[+7] u/bronzewhale: 50 point sell-off over a complete nothing headline lol
[+7] u/sanmar2225: #The Ruggening 2: Yoink
[+7] u/postachioo: Bought 10 0DTE 710 calls on that dip
[+7] u/No-Alarm3762: MSFT actually looking really strong here
[+7] u/zetia2: So buy calls tomorrow before trump announces a ceasefire extension tomorrow afternoon/night
[+7] u/Chromaticism: It’s fucking over, back to 540 EOW
[+7] u/EarlyPattern6315: Back to being able to short every pump
[+7] u/crowdthepoet: why does a man whos worth 200 million want a job that only pays 100,000
[+7] u/MadDabbed: Just sold my puts, so it’ll keep crashing sorry bols
[+7] u/TheRealPoofers: 🚩marked safe from the great market collapse of 11:26 am
[+7] u/QTpieme: Send my portfolio back to 10am!!!!
[+7] u/Top-Sir-1215: This is gonna be a fun little crash isn’t it
[+7] u/Curious-Tap8312: Okayyy there’s the lower low
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: Reddit is trying to update and it's fucking up all the chatbots .... I mean real user base
I cant goon under these unstable conditions
[+7] u/McClintockC: #🚨BREAKING🚨
SPY CEO reportedly under investigation for failing to attain new ATHs within 2 hours of market open
More at 11
[+6] u/Civil_Librarian_6445: When is the appropriate time to let my wife know that I think she has been cheating on me?
[+6] u/eggplant_parm827: Enjoy these moments of red because we all know how unsustainable it is. That V never fails.
[+6] u/Zoji25: Gotta go all in on puts now to make my money back
[+6] u/iBoughtYourCar: wtf is wrong with the thread lmao
[+6] u/Provolone-Jones: Just woke up. 🥭 said he expects bombing on CNBC and the market is green? Well alrighty then
[+6] u/shirosaki345: Well spy is just trickling down
[+6] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Wait wtf. Is he saying the Fed should be less transparent???
Omg we are going to drop 30% by end of this confirmation
[+6] u/kyokeooooo: You guys are so dramatic, this isn't a dump
[+6] u/RunsaberSR: \*Buys a single ASTS call for Friday for 200 big ones\*
Ha ha. To the moon.
Market: Dies.
Okie dokie.
[+6] u/nyshopgirl: alright, time to login to work
[+6] u/YourCautionaryTale: Sold my 709p's about twenty minutes too soon.
Walked away with $45 bucks instead of the $1,000+ I could have.
Goddamn these paper hands.
[+6] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Warsh is going cash gang...gheyber?
[+6] u/ModeForJoe: BREAKING NEWS: Warsh, when asked about Fed Independence, "Fuk the bols, fuk the calls, and fuk the King"
[+6] u/neaturee: Iran ain’t attending shit. War time
[+6] u/f0xinaround: Yooo fuuuuuck this guy
[+6] u/No_Skirt_4689: I know a guy who went cash at $680, stayed cash through $630, and is still cash. The majority of “traders” should just stay fully invested.
[+6] u/TrickyDickCheney: Today is May oil contracts expiration day and it’s going to fuck your calls but good luck buying the dip
[+6] u/Snowman33001: I’m looking at a property on Kharg Island on Zillow.
[+6] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: Have ignored CAR all week bc it seemed ridiculous, but, is it too late to buy?🫠
[+6] u/Captain_Lameson: Which will go to 690 first? SPY or CAR?
[+6] u/DragonFruit-_-777: CAN SOMEONE TELL THIS BTCH TO STFU LOL LET THE MAN TALK
[+6] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Interest rates going to 0 with this guy
[+6] u/Jesus-Musk: Warsh got smoked by Pocahontas
[+6] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Warsh fucking said “we need a regime change” and need to use tools differently and I’m surprised he can talk with so much boot in his mouth
[+6] u/Illustrious-Low4128: lost 2 grand made it back now I’m done playing today too confusing
[+6] u/zaepoo: Sen. Reed is doing the same thing as Sen. Warren, but he's doing it professionally and not constantly talking over him. And people wonder why she's so disliked.
[+6] u/sck178: SPY. you are a whore
[+6] u/dynamic-burrito: What the fuck did this dude say
[+6] u/demonhunterking: What was the news? I can't find it
[+6] u/yolo_astronaut: Photonics stocks quietly rocketing left and right and almost zero mention here
Pure WSB
[+6] u/YNeverWAlone: Before joining an independent local gym count how many lifted jeep wranglers are parked on the parking lot if it’s more than three you need to find another gym.
[+6] u/PocaMadre69: They’re propping these dog shit zombie markets up with 13M volume
[+6] u/Dragonlvr420: I think we need to start waiting a few minutes before getting insufferably cocky about a move
[+6] u/tldamico: why stock market crashing?
[+6] u/EasySunday: This is 100% my opinion and I have no data or source except lucid dreams, but I think insiders know that the talks are a scam and they are slowly building positions.
They have to use a bit more tact now since they are "drawing suspicions" from the WSJ
[+6] u/Capt_Chickenpox: Why is netflix such a shitty company lol
[+6] u/Beazt11123: Does anyone actually understand how SOFI is stuck under $20 still? They constantly beat higher and higher earnings and yet the price goes down or stays flat. how? again, i ask how?
[+6] u/maxutilsperusd: Lots of low effort pro-Warsh spam on here while he's literally talking out of the side of his mouth every sentence. Sad state of reddit.
[+6] u/Full_Cash6140: Imagine putting your life savings on any trade with this president. SAD!
No risk management -> NGMI
[+6] u/WishboneMajor7915: I just bought puts. You’re welcome bulls
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Iran keeping 🥭 on read
[+6] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: I'm from the future, there will be many 'lol bers thought' very soon
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: Did Iran send anyone to karaoke to negotiate?
[+6] u/Xzlk: So all the news and reality of the situation is incredibly bearish. Therefore loading the fuck up on calls right here.
They aren’t gonna give you cheap shares lil bro, even if that means buying Walmart at 50x earnings. They actually hate you.
[+6] u/Substantial-Art5008: Sold at the bottom went straight back up!!!!! 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥🔥
[+6] u/jarMburger: wtf with that dip? Did someone twit something
[+5] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: i made 100% on calls before this drop, lets gooooo
[+5] u/aniote: How excruciatingly long is a regular office work day. It's fair to day trade on the job
[+5] u/iAmGrimTV: CAR 750 calls were $200 yesterday hit 10k today lmao nothing to see here
[+5] u/aniote: Rather be rich and retarded than broke and rational
[+5] u/CrazyTownUSA000: Its going to dump after Walsh sells his assets
[+5] u/LiveInLayers: How do I get in on Barron's signal group so I can talk to Warsh?
[+5] u/Impossible_Love1510: pump harder i need my calls saved
[+5] u/UnknownM007: We’d be 2% up when that happens
[+5] u/I_pop_Jardiance: This CAR pump makes SNDK's look like child's play...jfc
[+5] u/whitepug: Chop time until tomorrow zzzzz
[+5] u/csklmf: ok im out on ASTS, good run from 76
[+5] u/OfficerTenBagger: dang liz warren just ripped warsh to shreds
[+5] u/Snoo23417: VIX is up, oil is up, market is up. It's a beautiful green dance.
[+5] u/Ojijo_Road: Get ready boys the biggest drop of our lives. I’m ALL IN. Follow my lead
[+5] u/Tall_Manufacturer694: BULLS RUGGED AGAIN HAHAHAHHA 😂🫵🫵
[+5] u/TheMostMid: To the guy that told me to flip my SPY profits last Friday onto Walmart calls … Your angel and saint MAY YOUR PILLOW ALWAYS BE COLD, MAY YOU FIND MANY HOES , MAY YOUR FEMBOIS BE PLENTYFUL, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY MAY YOU ALWAYS BE FUCKING PROFITABLE ….I BLESS YEE 🙏🏾AMEN 😭 thank you kind stranger.
[+5] u/uptheirons75: Bought calls right before the drop. You’re welcome fellas
[+5] u/-user222: +0.3%: boooring. -0.3%: fuck sell everything
[+5] u/NonimiJewelry: In case you need the actual news out of Iran, as of Apr 21, 2026, 2:06 PM “Earlier on the day, Parliament Speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf said Iran would not accept negotiations under pressure, warning that US President Donald Trump is seeking to turn diplomacy into capitulation.
“Trump, by imposing a blockade and violating the ceasefire, seeks, in his imagination, to turn the negotiating table into a table of surrender or to justify renewed warmongering,” he added.” This is from the actual Iranian news website. So yes unless Taco buy puts for Thursday. If Taco then calls.
[+5] u/HolyBubbiDiver: One day closer to end of ceasefire, Iran strait still closed? Calls bitch, and you know it
[+5] u/powerboner: God I’m so fucking sick of NVDA never being able ti maintain a pump. Dear fuck
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: We really need to revise the verbiage of the American dream.
The American dream is no longer to own a home, those are unaffordable.
The new American dream is to get in a shit meme stock like Palantir at $6 and somehow climb it to $150
[+5] u/deeeflooo: Bought at 634 exited at 715. good luck y’all
[+5] u/riteofpass: Why is spy dumping now
[+5] u/meforprezz: there was no reason for it to be up
[+5] u/BFox1982: If a bull and a bear fuck they produce a Theta gang member.
[+5] u/Beneficial_Ad9547: It’s at support, either we V or dump
[+5] u/Ok-Piano8789: DOWN A LITTLE BIT FOR 15 MINS, QUICK DEPLOY THE AXIOS HEADLINES
[+5] u/pepechan42069: I dunno if i were a genius holding worthless puts all morning until they printed 300% wow
No, I'm still weetodddedd
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Pope Trump is going to talk shit about Warsh after his first fed meeting or maybe sooner. LMAO.
[+5] u/Illustrious_Pair2990: This volatility is nauseating
[+5] u/SuspiciousHumor7127: Sold half of my 712ps for 3k, now house money 😎
[+5] u/McClintockC: Bring back reddit emojis or I will masturbate daily in protest
[+5] u/Madsen13140: Already recovering 🤡
[+5] u/LouieM13: Larry Fitzgerald and Warsh are friends?
[+5] u/AustinDizzy: What the fuck was that
[+5] u/COLU_BUS: Remember open? That was fun
[+15] u/commentasaurus1989: Here’s your exit opportunity bears
[+14] u/jostradumass: Talks are going so well that JD doesn't have to go. The deal is almost finalized. Happening within the hour.
Strait reopens in an hour and a half. Ships are lining up right now.
[+12] u/No-Repeat1769: Why the woman next to her look like pot of greed
[+12] u/cydworth: So Iran earnings report tomorrow right?
[+11] u/ChampionshipOdd947: Iran and the US are playing a game of, "No, you show up first!"
[+11] u/bigmeatbag: Fake ass market, SPY should be testing 800 by now with the value of USD being so shit.
[+11] u/All_FIREdUp: I’m really in fuckin deep now, just waiting for it to all catch up to me.
Getting married in three weeks.
Lost our entire house fund with goddamn puts.
Took out a massive personal loan to restore our accounts.
Doing everything possible to pay off the loan. Plasma, sold my motorcycle, sold my rare comic books, basically liquidating everything I ever owned worth any value
Wish me luck bois.
[+11] u/wicksXshadows: Alright you bulls🐮, get ready to put that nametag and apron back on and get back to work volunteering ❤️
[+10] u/PositiveEdge4361: I wanted to be retired instead I’m retarded
[+9] u/WallStreetBoners: Sold $1M of equities in my mom’s retirement here.
We going down boys
[+9] u/Dazzling_Breath5940: Just a warning. I bought SPX 0DTE calls on that first big dump and if it goes back up to 709 I'll make a ton of money. So there's a 0% chance we pump today
[+9] u/DissolvedMean: Mango literally said equity markets too high, and no one here took profit?
[+9] u/jontestershaircut: Found out today my firm sold to private equity. Partners getting the bag out of fear of AI down the road.
Remember folks, no one gives a shit about you besides your friends and family.
[+9] u/Fair_Grocery_1839: "I am not falling for CAR.... Such an easy decision to stay away..." (Proceeds to check the price constantly and fight the voice that says but it COULD jump up again).
[+9] u/bluen: Warsh kinda an asshole hmmmm
[+9] u/Standard_Narwhal4213: I hope it dumps so hard all you cocky ass greedy retarded FUCKASS bols get taught a lesson
[+8] u/Scalpaholic: Seems the Strait of Hormuz can stay closed longer than 🥭 can stay irrational.
[+8] u/TaoTeCha: Just dump it already. Everybody knows it needs to happen, why are we stretching this out?
[+8] u/SneedIsHere: The things I would do for 715
[+8] u/skymagic: bro Vance hasn't even left yet, he's gonna be late for his flight 😱
[+8] u/Bright-Revolution496: tariff refund portal? sounds EXTREMELY bullish
[+8] u/-medicalthrowaway-: Kevin Warsh was in the National Guard
He didn’t go overseas.
[+8] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: People acting like SPY is down 5% when its a nothingburger
[+8] u/Useful_Donut6789: algos, i got $1.67 buying power and im not afraid to use it
[+8] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: I'm a contrarian investor, which means when other people are making smart moves and printing, I instead prefer to go full regard and hemorrhage money
[+8] u/AllCapNoBrake: https://preview.redd.it/7qt1w3yx2kwg1.png?width=286&format=png&auto=webp&s=815ed826fa576c11ceba889a63fcfa2662e2d62d
[+7] u/itsnotshade: Warsh saying he doesn’t believe in forecasts and never wants to participate in open market operations again.
10 years to 7%
[+7] u/Q-X-Q: 3% drop easy if the negotiations fail and cease fire ends.
[+7] u/PositiveEdge4361: Your mom and I are getting married
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: SPY +2% every day and finally bers get a 0.3% drop that can’t even hold and they celebrate LMAO
[+7] u/drcornwallis23: I’ve agreed to the concept of making money
[+7] u/spsteve: Iran hasn't decided if they are attending. Vance is still in Washington. Ceasefire expires in a few hours or a day and a few hours. Iran's key figures are posting very direct language on escalation. Trump is constantly escalating. Neither side seems to want a deal here.
All while this is happening, reserves and stocks are being drawn down hard the world over. A couple more weeks of this (even under a ceasefire) and we will be hitting tank bottoms in a lot of places... then you will see REAL pain start to turn up.
Of course, I'm sure AI will save us all from this horrible fate. The LLMs will come up with a way to make GPUs out of sawdust created by beavers and powered by duck farts.. but whether or not that's enough to hedge on you will have to decide for yourself.
[+7] u/DoominaTater: We may be about to witness a horrible car crash.
[+7] u/gainsusmaximus: Lmao avis must have released a quantum computer
[+7] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: LMFAO - tariff refunds.
Can there be anything more embarrassing after all the tariff posturing?
[+7] u/Meekzzy: My girlfriend left me what do I do?
[+7] u/moosewithamuffin: LMAO CAR puts cost more than a car
[+7] u/ifyoulookyouaregay: lol bulls probably lost every penny of profit from the last 2 weeks in just 2 days
[+7] u/Kommandant_Milkshake: This shit needs to dump BIGGLY
[+7] u/johndsmits: Congressman: "why you want to do this job?"
Warsh: for the **insiders**
[+7] u/Cold_Substance9812: THE STREAK IS OVER RUN FOR UR LIVES BULLAS
[+6] u/Interesting-Play-489: Trumps fed chair nominee
[+6] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: One of these days people are actually gonna regret buying these little dips. Orange man has never NOT fucked things up entirely he's been in charge of, not sure why market is pricing in a resolution to this.
[+6] u/No_Psychology_4339: Generational Dip BUYING opportunitys 2 days in a row. Insane
[+6] u/analgape4206969: Fuck paper handed again
[+6] u/ilikemgs: I have 60k in my daytrading account and I’m scared to yolo it all but I don’t want a lambo when I’m 60 I want it now
[+6] u/Broad-Clue-8428: Why is it that the only people you know who daytrade are the stupidest people in the room?
[+6] u/No-Insurance100: "The oil market will lose at least 1bn barrels of crude and refined products due to the war in the Middle East, even if the conflict ends tomorrow" - Financial Times
[+6] u/AlasKansastan: So now they fuck around with the premarkets since they can’t run the Iran gamut anymore
I fucking hate humanity
We deserve to disappear via our own means
This is disgusting. Open manipulation. Disgusting.
Shame on you, USA.
[+6] u/Daboy999: Is it only me I buy put market go up I buy call market go down I buy both market do nothing
[+6] u/CorndogSummer: Ceasefire end: -0.3
Vague positive news or ceasefire extended: +3.0%
[+6] u/HaveTwoBananas: Oil ripping, market zzzz
[+6] u/Sad_Estimate_6342: AMD back to ATH territory and NVDA still struggling to stay afloat. Stupid.
[+6] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: who gets the inside trading info? maybe large campaign donors?
I mean if you gave the guy's campaign $100 million in 2019, wouldn't YOU be expecting that?
[+6] u/sconnie64: You pick up pennies in front of a steam roller, I pick up nickels in front of a freight train, we are not the same.
[+6] u/CEOofBeanz: Listen man, I like this run up in “semi” conductors. But when are they going to be “fully” conductors
[+6] u/bzl33: Warsh can sound tough now but we'll see if the market is tanking and Trump is pressuring him to cut rates.
[+6] u/kal14144: Port up 7 cents for the day. Praise Allah
[+6] u/AlphaHarmony: is this warsh related, or just the start of the pullback we all new was coming?
[+6] u/Antique-Flight-5358: Welll...that its...down to 700 first..tomorrow 690
[+6] u/Top-Meaning2626: [Nuke?](https://x.com/i/status/2046607389676151176)
[+6] u/sl3azebag: 707 calls just hopped in
[+5] u/Possible-Material693: Who’s this wersh guy and why is he turning my stocks ghey?
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: WHAT HAPPENED? SOMEONE GIVE ME AN UPDATE AS FOR WHY WE WENT DOWN
[+5] u/Molten-Helldiver: Bers you better be making your money
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Reddit gave me a 3 day ban for no reason
😠
That wasn't nice, was it?
[+5] u/Fair_Grocery_1839: OPEN has 123M shares holding short positions, that's roughly 14–15%. Just worth mentioning as we watch CAR and POET.
[+5] u/patmccock86: The bers are back in town! The bers are back in town!
[+5] u/Blyrone__Blashinton: Boys are my spy calls burnt?
[+5] u/CumomEileen: I am forming a class action suit against Michael B urry and the makers of the propaganda film “The Big Short” for mental and financial damages. Lmk if you want to join the suit
[+5] u/WailingWarbler: Here's a hint, dont follow political tweets, they inside trade oil before alerting anyone
[+5] u/kemar7856: I fucking hate oracle stupid old man Ellison
[+5] u/Unemployable1593: CL with some actual volume today. i should definitely be taking profit here, but you know how it goes
[+5] u/bardhizi: Got em May $10 WeBull Calls for .10 and under and they been hitting and they will keep hitting, you heard it here first folks, don’t miss out….unlike the guy that puts generational money into webull stock and posts on here about making generational money, I’m trying to make it to 10% of his principal and am calling it generational money..
[+5] u/jnas_19: San a Disk Mic a ron
[+5] u/definatelynotme321: We might never see a red day again
[+5] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: Goddamn i wish i had more money for puts
[+19] u/Dr_Vibe_Check: Nah babe, im not taking 200% profits. I gotta wait until a V absolutely demolishes my portfolio 😎
[+16] u/cow_grass: Incredible how several days of gains in options can be wiped out in a single day of options
[+15] u/Inevitable_Estate459: Why are you guys acting like a 0.36% dip is even worth mentioning?
No peace talks today and the strait is still closed and the market is flat.
Wake me up when SPY is at 650 where we actually belong.
[+13] u/moviekid214: “WHY IS IT GOING DOWN?” You dipshits would throw rocks at a glass ceiling and then wonder how shards of glass got in your eye
[+13] u/ten7four: Holy fuck this is the biggest crash I've ever seen. Started trading last week btw
[+13] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: Takes a special kind of retard to wait through the 15 days worth of rally to buy at the top then cry about it lmao
[+13] u/Particular-Cake-6430: JD is useless, mango should tell him to go fuck a couch
[+12] u/MagneticRetard: you can tell they are slowly offloading without freaking retail out
[+12] u/BobsBurners420: Trump saying "I thought the Dow would be down 20%" is his retarded ass way of saying he wasn't involved in any insider trading.
[+10] u/Any-Cartoonist-7052: I cashed out literally everything I’m not dealing with this Iran shit anymore fuck this
[+10] u/ten7four: > POET CFO Thomas Mika explained the company is in a net loss position, so U.S. shareholders face no tax liabilities. This clarification helped restore investor confidence and fueled the stock's surge.
Unprofitable companies = bullish
[+10] u/_pout_: No one who holds public office should be allowed to trade assets or commodities, and they should have a freeze on ownership of the commodities they already own.
How is this not obvious? It's already an immense privilege to hold office and they'll make bank once their term is over.
[+10] u/Geaux: NEW: JD Vance's trip to Pakistan for second round of peace talks has officially been put on hold. - Polymarket.
Looks like war's back on the menu, boys!
[+10] u/br0botic: TRUMP: I THOUGHT THE DOW WOULD BE DOWN 20%
*monkey paw curls*
[+10] u/SuperbSandwich: Back in my day GLD went up with increased geopolitical tensions 👴🏻
[+9] u/mannycalls24: Yeah may have to put on my 🐻 mask
[+9] u/jraiv420: Strait of 401K is closed
[+9] u/tessie_trades: yep the day i decide to go calls im wrecked. i need a break
[+9] u/baconography: Ouch, that drop was on some volume, too.
[+9] u/2Hosslovescash: VIX can legally drink tomorrow.
[+8] u/kolovod: # Israeli military says Hezbollah launched rockets at soldiers in southern Lebanon
Well that was exceedingly predictable. Bibi seizing the moment
[+8] u/Tropicalfisher: Donny pls do the thing 🌮
[+8] u/botistic: I go short, market goes to ATH. I go long, 2 red days in a row!
[+8] u/ten7four: If I buy june oil futures now will I be able to bring them to my local gas station in june to get $3/gallon? That's how it should work.
[+8] u/twophonebb3: Bulls this, bears that, can we just have a normal market where it fills in gaps, goes up on good news, and goes down on bad news???
[+8] u/swarthout2222: Hey bols, if it makes you feel any better I’m still down 20K
[+8] u/jerm2z: 2 red days in a row? That is highly illegal
[+8] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: Bears finally have their day.
Too bad they have no positions because they lost all their money last week.
Oh well. Time to liquidate all the longs and calls who FOMO'd heavy into a delusional rally.
[+8] u/SmallCapsOnly: r/stocks about to cash out again after buying back in at ATH 🤣
Name a more classic duo
[+8] u/tandoori_taco_cat: why is this place always funnier when the bers are in charge
[+8] u/ConstantAd1: Cash gang, get ready to eat
[+8] u/Habefiet: It’ll close -1.3% today then he’ll say “talks going well” and we’ll go up +2.2% tomorrow
[+8] u/Gom_KBull: # Buying calls at 710 was PEAK GREED
ya hate to see it
# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭
[^(KEEN TOCKY)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOiIRuF0CA&t=4339s)
[+8] u/HAND__EGG: CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHATS HAPPENING
[+8] u/StuffedBunss: Dip buying opportunity of a lifetime
[+8] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: SPY 700 ❌
SPY 500 ✅
[+8] u/No_Relief_8705: People upset market won't go down.
Bro the market is like 7 guys jerking each other off and agreeing the market should always go up.
[+7] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: Hey guise, I ain't think it gonna V today.
[+7] u/callsonreddit: Lost all my gains
Could be worst I guess. Could be holding RDDT calls
[+7] u/darkspherei: where'd all the bulls go?
[+7] u/Warren_Buffets_Son: Crude oil is going down now.
Stocks are going up.
Looks like Barron got his trades in andwe are going to extend the ceasefire?
[+7] u/hallett21: Tim Cook off to a Subaru dealership to complete the look.
[+7] u/420Secured: No one is selling, everyone thinks Mango is about to make the deal of the century lol. I have some bad news.
[+7] u/Haikoe: Daily delusion thread
[+7] u/No_Cod972: RIP Joe Rogan. He got sat on by JD Vance on the JRE.
[+7] u/RemarkableVictory990: Iran should create a shitcoin I'd buy to support their cause
[+7] u/Nictel: If I have puts this always VS but now I have calls it doesn't. RIGGED!
[+7] u/Bene_observari: JD missed his flight because he was busy buying puts.
[+7] u/Waiting4Reccession: Couldnt believe it was green again and now its red
[+7] u/Indra_Sx: Please $NVDA, don’t betray me 😞
[+6] u/EntrepreneurOld7858: I looked up /SPY_ONLYCALLS because he apparently has over 220 comments and the first thing that shows up is the Indian teenager sub 🤔🤔🤔
Look him up yourself if you dont believe me.
[+6] u/ten7four: SPY still up +12% over the last three weeks, keep the bullish momentum apes and our calls will print. Not worried in the slightest. FUCK THE BERS!!!
[+6] u/WannabEngineer: Straddling 710C and 700P entering at 705. Wish me luck boys.
[+6] u/Namtabmal: Stop buying the dip you degenerates you cant stop the inevitable. Lets just get the correction over with
[+6] u/Ok-Indication-3754: Gosh I love getting absolutely destroyed in the market
[+6] u/Haboubiii: BREAKING: Vice President J.D. Vance’s trip to Islamabad has officially been ‘suspended’ – CNN
[+6] u/radishr: I'll have the Taco Tuesday special with a side of lies, please.
[+6] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Absolutely zero chance we dont extend the deadline again. This is way too obvious.
I just thought Trump would tank it beforehand, so all his buddies could get in first.
[+6] u/AdvisorOdd1938: Ceasefire has already expired and no Iranian reps present at talks. Spy 680
[+6] u/Solid-Writer-9380: Quit your job, sell the house, buy a boat, home school the kids, don't look back.
[+6] u/bringkiteback: One of my dreams is a doctor at my hospital running me over with his car so I can sue
[+6] u/rukasteam: So the market was so irrational that it's now only pricing in the war to continue?
[+6] u/Proton404x: Lmao the president went on and dumped the market
[+6] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Just in: kevin warshmyballs sucks ass
[+6] u/ANGRYsockmonkey: After 5 years of not participating, the day I decided to buy SPY it FUCKS ME
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: 11 days of green, followed by 11 days of red to complete the cycle of regardness.
[+5] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: It may be possible that today's taco is the reversal on ceasefire
[+5] u/crypto_milllionare: Poet is having an insane week
[+5] u/bigchodeenergyy: $2k in 708c 0dte god speed regards
[+5] u/SmilkyD: Not looking good for peace in the middle east tonight regards
[+5] u/Terrible-Session5028: Why the FCK does 🥭 not say anything when I full port! wtf is this flat shit.
[+5] u/JakeTappersCat: Trump won't let Iran surrender 😭😭😭
[+15] u/cramers_asshole: Got baited on this bullshit pump fuck
[+14] u/zeren1ty: Vance “on hold” until market close
🎪🎪🤡🎪🎪
[+14] u/Slabbed1738: Iran says ceasefire ends in 6hrs, although trump extended it to Wednesday yesterday. Don't see how Vance can make it in time, and also back if things go south
[+10] u/pwendle: Who woulda thought a boy from Ohio could go on to great places such as islamabad. Some are even saying that it could be islamagood
[+10] u/b3no_coin: Iran: No talks 😂😂😂😂
Bol fak!
[+10] u/shindiggaa: I was disciplined and carried out perfectly executed plays that immediately resulted in losses
[+9] u/CMTTrader: \*\*\*JD VANCE EXPECTED TO LEAVE FOR ISLAMABAD ON WEDNESDAY MORNING: SKYNEWS ARABIA CITING CNN
[+9] u/I_am_Nerman: Once again I'm asking, Do the Iranians know JD is going to Pakistan tomorrow?
[+9] u/Mother___Night: You only send J.D. CouchCucker if you need someone to take the L. Literally no other reason for him to travel. Guy's a political maxipad.
[+9] u/Round-Huckleberry570: Dude I literally just bought calls
[+9] u/GabbarInvestor: Everyones waiting for a tweet from taco - “Iran has asked for an extension for 10 days….okay fine I will give them 20 days !”
[+9] u/Least-Internal267: Can I call my brokerage and tell them my little brother bought a 0dte 714c on my account?
[+9] u/darklordyy: if they don’t pack that couch fucker on that plane by 3, sour hour will be generational
[+8] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: How many times will the market have to learn that 🥭 lies out of his ass and everything is still shit?
How many times until bers learn that big jumps on no news mean 🌮 time?
Everyone is regarded and it's a self perpetuating cycle of regardation
[+8] u/One_Confidence_7069: Pump was because Vance is going to Islamabad? Didn't he fail the negotiations immediately last time?
[+8] u/Level_Counter3062: I lost it all today, God help me
[+8] u/b3no_coin: Bombers taking off... Going to be a though night for bols.
[+8] u/SlfImpr: >"The vice president’s trip to Pakistan was suspended because Tehran did not respond to American negotiating positions, a U.S. official with direct knowledge of the situation said. Still, the trip could be back on at a moment’s notice."
Markets: Meh, just another day
[+8] u/MagJack: i have learned in this economy to hold options for 20 mins max
[+8] u/Put3socks-in-it: 5 years ago I put $2000 into Qualcomm instead of Broadcom cause I thought Broadcom was a ripoff of Qualcomm and the AVGO stock ticker seemed odd given the company name and I’ve felt like a dumbass ever since
[+8] u/zipykido: The only thing that can save me now is if the market unexpectedly closes 1.5 hours early.
[+8] u/Koki4kok: damage control team start buying we need 710 eod
[+8] u/Level_Counter3062: Now watch this drive
[+8] u/imakesalotofmistakes: On the bright side.. At least we have an answer to the age old question of "what if pedos could start wars"
[+8] u/ContributionMore5502: whats crazy is i found a way to lose money on puts this morning.
[+7] u/Karl-Levin: the fuck is oil going down for
[+7] u/cutiesarustimes2: Vance will depart for Islamabad on Wednesday morning \- CNN\.
His spirit airlines flight was delayed
[+7] u/otimanob: I want the market to nuke like 08
[+7] u/zurijer: AMD about to rugpull every bol on earnings
[+7] u/bmault: Picked a bad day for SpY 720
[+7] u/TyroneSwoopes: Really the biggest loss if talks don’t happen is we don’t get to see Vance embarrassed by lack of charisma/negotiating skills one last time
[+7] u/gocrazy_gostupid_: Holy untradeable garbage
[+7] u/Oograr: It'll be over in two more weeks
[+7] u/A10cc: Scotty B likes big dicks up his bumbum.
[+7] u/GuidanceOk524: why does it feel like a shrek dildo is coming?
[+7] u/b3no_coin: If he doesn't TACO on Tuesday, bols might as well go home.
[+7] u/ithastogoupfromhere: closed most of my trades, not worth the risk in this trading environment
[+7] u/Extension-Ad917: Remember when markets sold off due to uncertainty
[+7] u/Kind-Recognition4528: Imagine being jd vance🤡🤡🤡
[+7] u/-Ophidian-: If MSFT and AMZN dump like NVDA, it's gg no re
[+7] u/sylphvanas: How the fuck is market barely red when GOOG, AAPL, and NFLX, and NVDA are dumping?
[+7] u/YachtOrNothing: Can we just get a proper dump
[+7] u/hermeskino715: Just buy the dip. You ain't getting paid to think
[+7] u/csekseni1: Should have bought my puts in the morning rather then yesterday at close, no regrets other than that.
[+6] u/Karl-Levin: Not even six hours until ceasefire ends according to Iran. Yeah, no peace deal.
Best case is ceasefire extension and strait still closed. Worst case bombs be flying.
Oil is going up either way
[+6] u/drbigtoe: they havent left for the talks because there are no talks lmao
[+6] u/I_am_Nerman: SPY is desperate to hold 705
[+6] u/AHarmlessPear: Vance might still be at White House so no Islamabad meeting potentially lol
[+6] u/xxkupkakexx: this is like the scene in the movie where two cars are driving toward each other full speed and we cant wait to see whos gonna chicken out and steer away to dodge
*except we do and its Donnie cause 5 dollars gas = losing midterm
[+6] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Lol this market is such a joke. Both ways
[+6] u/Hegecoin_Rules: I have $7 on RH what can I use options on
[+6] u/doyoumoney: Insider buying it up before the 🌮
[+6] u/eloquentboot: Do you guys have a meltdown every time SPY changes by more than a dollar?
[+6] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: ah yes CAR, the classic flight to safety stock
[+5] u/Dongkey_kong: Where the fuck you going HOOD?
[+5] u/afishinacar: MSFT is very green while SPY is red. That ain't right I tell ya h'wat.
[+23] u/baadllama_ghost: "tHe MaRkEt HaTeS uNcErTaInTy"
uncertainty: happens
markets: maintain ATHs
lol
[+23] u/ladyfairyyy: This has gotta be the first war that operates on a Monday-Friday 9-5 schedule
[+14] u/Issa_vibe74: Welp there’s 7 grand down the drain, woulda been the other way but greed is one hell of drug
[+14] u/uwu_owo_whats_this: It’s gonna be “we’re removing the blockade on their blockade and extending the ceasefire for 2 more weeks, talks are making progress” and the market moons
[+13] u/lostinspacs: After market close: 🥭 agrees to temporarily suspend blockade for sake of peace talks
[+13] u/eyerollingsex: Soft launch Iran War
Make people think it’s not gonna happen
Normies buy up the dip thinking they’re smart
Offload shares at all time highs
Launch Iran War
[+13] u/chosimba83: No negotiations.
Trump is going to resume bombing tomorrow when the ceasefire expires. Hormuz is going to be closed again. (For the 4th time? It's closed right now as far as anyone's concerned.)
There's no off ramp for Trump to save face, so he's going to triple down on exploding things for $2 billion per day, indefinitely.
[+13] u/HandsOnTheBible: All jokes aside "better make a deal in two weeks or else" then having to extend that really makes the orange man look like a fucking bitch lmao.
The bullies that tried that shit on me in school never ended up doing jack shit and were all bitches in the end too lmao.
[+13] u/Nagalavonpelt: Everything is fine, everything is fine! Oil is meant to move up and down like a penny stock
Look at the Dow 👀 It’s over 50k
Thank you for your attention to this matter Baghdad bob 🤡
[+11] u/bearhunter429: >Vance’s Pakistan trip on hold as Iran fails to respond to U.S. terms
#They failed to provide him with a good couch LMAO🤌
[+11] u/WeakPeak1015: Believe it or not, we will move to the right.
[+11] u/mangofruitdude: Selling winners and letting losers run 💪💪
[+11] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: Larry Johnson, a retired CIA analyst, has reportedly claimed that TACO tried to reportedly access nuclear codes but was stopped by the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, per Newsweek."
[+10] u/ArcDogRob: I know he values money more than anything, but I think he also hates being called a chicken taco 🌮. At some point he’s gonna snap and go full regard
[+9] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Iran considers the ceasefire to end at 7:00 central time tonight.....that about 5.5 hours from now. source- Al Jaz News
[+9] u/Sengle473: It’s heresy to have a red day. Prepare for ber exterminatus.
[+9] u/LengthObjective2253: Pack it up guys. After 13 consecutive ATH bers won after being flat for 2 days now. It’s over :(
[+9] u/NotMe357: "AP News: Iran is seeing signs that the US is ready to lift the blockade."
[+8] u/svpa3991: Two more days, two more weeks, two more Tuesdays, two more tweets. It’s a dice roll on what mango is feeling
[+8] u/mangofruitdude: Proudly unemployed 💪
[+8] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Spy 725 tomorrow is going to be hilarious when mango tweets that he made a deal over the phone tonight
[+8] u/inconsistentsavant: Ngl…these are the worst negotiations I’ve seen by any business man lol. 😂 they aren’t throwing cash at him so he has no clue what to do lol 😆
[+8] u/uwu_owo_whats_this: Totally natural and organic market movement
[+8] u/Zestyclose-Bit271: Honestly the blatant manipulation to make it go up no matter what makes me even more certain there is a city flattening rug pull in the plans somewhere down the line
[+8] u/Pristine_Afternoon96: so this entire pump for the past 2 weeks was just a dead cat bounce?
[+8] u/boraboca: BREAKING via WSJ: President Donald Trump has just announced that there will be no extension of his monthly cognitive test as he just took it right before the deadline and his passed it with a perfect score. It was a very hard test by the way, only high IQ people can get a perfect score
[+7] u/NewlyOld31: Omg. Spy 712 tomorrow is going to happen
[+7] u/Chiinoe: What if all these TACOs have been part of the art of the deal and this is the one taco he doesnt taco out of cuz everyone is expecting a taco?
Art of the deal
[+7] u/nyse25: lmaooo bers
lmaooo buls
[+7] u/Strangerdanger8812: We are still talking about Iran?
[+7] u/Chancey004: Algos saw "withdraw" and "Lebanon" together and made the moves lmfao what a fucking joke
[+7] u/Alarmed_Schedule_344: Can I PLEASE GET 10 MORE OF THOSE GREEN CANDLES 😂
[+6] u/xXFoxyGrandpaXx: There is nothing more cringe than 🤌🤌🤌🤌
[+6] u/AlanSellicka: Who is theta and why is she pegging me
[+6] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Remember when Gold went up that was crazy times
[+6] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: If you don't have calls you're never gonna make it. CALLS ON OIL THAT IS
[+6] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Regards be posting here like we’re subscribed to your substack. No, we don’t wanna sub to your “A regarded stream of consciousness” or “The market through a regard’s eyes: how to maximize losses”
[+6] u/UntitledTrader: Just waiting on uso to hit $160… clown world
[+6] u/D3vilUkn0w: Just bought aapl calls. Pray for me regards
[+6] u/Hammered_Time: Don't worry bull I'm sure it will V any second now. Keep buying calls
[+6] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: massive US military airlift underway throughout the whole ceasefire and even more so now, another carrier en route, troops, & earth moving equipment. for peace, of course.
[+5] u/Any_Bluebird1765: Dear Ayatolla, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin’
[+5] u/spwath: Oil and spy both up overnight?
[+18] u/altonbrownie: “Mr. President, the market’s closed. Which announcement would you like to make to specifically fuckover u/altonbrownie. We have his portfolio here, sir.”
[+17] u/OilBull: ***I BOUGHT 100k IN CALLS 1 MINUTE AGO***
*EDIT*
***YOOO WTF????***
[+16] u/ALittleWorseEveryday: Down 82% this year and still shorting. RIP my port
[+14] u/RockwelInternational: This massive pump over the last couple weeks is a joke
Any kind of bad news will drop this fragile-ass market
[+13] u/lithe_silhouette: This place has turned into a bunch of morons repeating endlessly bolls fukt bers fukt
[+11] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Bulls will post the most generic shit for upvotes. Absolute amateur hour around here.
[+10] u/Roidsandinsecurity: Market already calling game before 🌮 even 🌮. Hilarious
[+10] u/User0198888: 🥭 speaking at market close is hilarious lmao
[+10] u/Ambitious-Anything87: SPY up 10% over three weeks, but we drop .5% in a day and before you know it the bears are acting as if they hit the winning shot in game 7. Oof
[+9] u/thehacktivist1: NOT ONE CREDIBLE NEWS SOURCE SAYS IRAN WILL NOT ATTEND TALKS THE BBC UPDATED 15 MIN AGO SAYS IRAN YET TO DECIDE ON SENDING DELEGATION. STOP WITH THE BS, LOW QUALITY, X POST REGURGITAITON
[+9] u/Amazing_Plankton744: Iranian commander: "Say goodbye to oil production in the Gulf region"
\- Market: Whatevskis, breh
Vance on a plane headed to—
\- Market goes straight to hell
[+9] u/PunchingAgreenbush: dumbest administration of all time strikes again
[+9] u/kaapooj: big public L for trump incoming, ceasfire will end today and he will probably wait until his extended wednesday deadline for any new action
[+9] u/BHull16: Closed my puts out for 80 dollars 😂 would be up over 5k
[+9] u/Scribble_Box: Believe it or not, cash.
[+9] u/Independent-Chef-169: Believe it or not, calls
[+8] u/scm66: Now, watch this drive 🏌️♂️
[+8] u/LordCorgi: JD vance said fuck yo calls and cancelled his vacation
[+8] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: everyone got TACOED today lmao
[+8] u/SxeySteve: "We'll never have a red day ever again"
-🤡
[+7] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: So they decline the meeting and we take out their bridges and energy infra? Bullish!
[+7] u/Independent-List-242: My condolences to everyone who had puts.
[+7] u/shammaster1: AND IN THE FINAL MINUTES, OIL COMES BACK TO BATTER THE INDEXES
[+7] u/Neither-Still-8841: But wait, I thought the strait was open? I got my info from the top guy
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: Yesterday - Stonks only go up
Today - 650 incoming
Tomorrow - Bears really thought
Friday - Bulls in shambles
That's the 4 days worth of posts here
[+6] u/mmjI: Oil movement is so scary 😭
[+6] u/Myrajes: Now that is a red candle with some fuckin volume
[+6] u/nknk_3: Iran demands return of couch gifted to JD Vance. Sell everything
[+6] u/AppleJuiceTwo: I’m not watching cuz on a plane next to wife. Somebody plz, is the Dow over 50k?
[+6] u/frogchungus: MARKET ROTATION INTO CAR
[+5] u/veryveryuniquename5: my boss asked why i was late for owkr this morning, I then asked him why hes even talking to me LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/Kindly_Tackle_4685: Spy about to shit the bed to 700
[+5] u/CD274: Warsh won't say whether or not 🥭 lost the 2020 ☑️ or not and people think he's raising rates? 🤔
[+5] u/Pete26l96: #BOLS ARE FUCKED LOL
[+11] u/2muchnet42day: Very fine people on both sides
[+11] u/Objective-Plenty5185: Not saying it's happening but he is
[+9] u/DingleJingle_: Mango finally met a group of people who are as retarded as he is.
[+9] u/poopieuser909: im not even mad about the money as much as im mad at it all being bullshit, it was literally stated yesterday that JD isnt gonna go anywhere until Iran confirms they aren't going, why are all the news outlets reporting on him not going every hour as if its breaking news
[+9] u/Onurb86: The Endgame has started
Congratulations put holders
[+8] u/Butholxplorer_69_420: You fools. You utter fools. You always buy spy calls or puts 5 minutes before close and sell them 10 minutes after close on the inevitable pump. 50% in 25 minutes, like clockwork. I almost wish investing and trading was easier, it is getting old having a 7 figure account and not having any challenge. I have to buy in small increments so that the algos don't copy me. Its really tough
[+8] u/Anticiilizationist: Give me SPY 770 or SPY 480.
[+8] u/Significant_Speed854: From the CNBC call to the truth social post referring to the negotiators, I think we saw true market manipulation in plain sight with a touch of disguise to it.
[+8] u/Significant_Speed854: Trump created exit liquidity with his tweet to negotiators today.
[+7] u/Fit-Win-536: I just bought a lottery call for tmro and a lottery put for Thursday
[+7] u/zestykite: Ya'll freaking out here on a -.5% day after 13% on 14 trading days
[+7] u/TheOriginalBushToad: Feeling really good about calls right now....which means it's gonna dump. :(
[+7] u/Supermonsters: I'm sure the headline will be stocks move higher on hopes of a peace deal by 9:30 am
[+7] u/pm_me_yo_creditscore: (5 Weeks Ago) Guys Hegseth is not dumb enough to kill the Ayatollah let’s be real
[+7] u/pinkerton_gov: Lot of room to drop after 2 weeks of low volume no news nonsense pump
[+6] u/twenty_three_three: Wow. Like every reasonable person has been saying, there is no taco. The mango doesn't actually hold the cards. His ego will lead to escalation up and over the precipice. Good luck keeping the markets up with 20% less energy and massive fertilizer shortages.
[+6] u/grandfatherdog: What falling knives are you trying to catch this week?
[+5] u/NIK4EVA: Walsh: Fuck Yo Calls
[+5] u/XeroShyft: WHAT is going on with this price action?
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: >A senior Iranian commander threatens to destroy the region’s oil industry if war resumes with the US
Bols, can you give me the theory of how this makes SPY go up?
[+5] u/AdriSnchz: banbet! $BYND 100$ 2d