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[+25] u/New_Sport_8490: This whole world is in shambles. Political nonsense. Iran not giving up. Strait closed. Inflation coming…I can’t believe I’m gonna buy calls today
[+20] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Wait so Kash couldn't log in to his work computer and crashed out because he thought he got fired? Sending panic throughout the building, setting off numerous calls to white house asking who was now in charge? That's hilarious if true
[+16] u/Liquidtears: Spy will open green and ASTS will be the only red.
[+16] u/TropicalOinkment: See you in valhalla brother. Praised be Allah
[+14] u/Weak_Emu3659: You know - I think that guy on here who quit his job after saving 20k and played video games all day and gambled away his money on options had it all figured out honestly.
[+12] u/OptionsHuduga: did an ASTS satellite just crash into the stock market?
[+11] u/ten7four: Open the Fuckin' Casino, you crazy bastards! Praise be to Allah.
[+11] u/LasyKuuga: I don’t have puts, but there’s hatred in my soul so I want the market to crash today 😊
[+10] u/KittyLover-7: Turns out it was trickle up economics and not down
[+8] u/Sawgambler: I woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn't by my side
[+8] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Amazon killed ASTS but it was totally an accident, guys
[+8] u/OneLongjumping5743: alright chat do i port 80k into asts shares rn
[+7] u/jasperCrow: So he tacod already I assume? Just woke up
[+7] u/pigeon_shit: I zoomed out. Didn’t help. Now what?
[+7] u/yc80s: Is this what they mean when they say war never changes?
[+6] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: Breaking: taco coming, I don’t know when but I can sniff it
[+6] u/TheWokenessInjector: ASTS stoners gonna have the worst 4/20 ever.
[+6] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: ASTS has 1 working satellite and a $30 billion market cap. It makes sense to me. This thing is dirt cheap 😦🤌
[+26] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Just spent the week in Europe, really drives home how fat many Americans are
[+20] u/kairepaire: Good news: +1%
Bad news: -0.5%, small hope of it getting resolved +4%
[+20] u/hioman01: ASTS discovered aliens but they said the N word
[+19] u/WocketWaccoon: Cramer said he was bullish on ASTS on Friday. You cant make this up
[+18] u/twostroke1: Bears at spy 630: I will wait until the market pulls back more.
Bears at spy 706: this is literally the pullback I have been waiting for.
[+16] u/ateranol: I don't mean to be insensitive, but I am getting a bit peeved that the Iranian seem to have zero care for my portfolio during their whole "protect the country from invasion" thingy
[+14] u/Soffatjockis: So apparently Iran IS going to Pakistan now.
They are as good as the mango at manipulating the market now.
[+14] u/Flashy-Finger-8600: Why the fuk did I sell off some RKLB to buy ASTS, I’m so retarded…
[+14] u/kodaksdad2020: The strength of this market is insane
[+13] u/pain474: Market ran up like 5% on ceasefire reports and stuff but when they say violate it it only drops 0.5%.
[+13] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Any bad news is already priced in and any good news is revolutionary and never thought of before LMAO
[+12] u/PureAlpha22: HELP being up 15% says it all
[+12] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Going to this conference in DC today. Dress code is smart casual.
I’m going all the way to fucking DC and we’re not wearing suits? The fuck is this?
I want to wear my suit. I have a really nice suit I’ve been dying to wear. This is bullshit.
[+12] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Kash having an xvideos account is *almost* funny enough to make this all worth it. If he had a rich comment history, I’d be sold.
[+12] u/Paul_Robert_: Ngl, SPY isn't that down. Kinda expected a bigger move.
[+12] u/EnginrA: Ripping this bong rn
[+12] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: When i go in wal mart and look around at the people in there, I always think to myself, "Fuck yeah! This is the greatest most powerful nation on the planet. Look at these absolute specimens of the human race!"
Then I open RH and buy calls.
[+12] u/Critical_Survey_975: All I’m asking for is a -5% day, is it that much of an ask ?
[+11] u/zeebee098: My sis is going to rehab today and my dumbass brain has “Rehab” by Amy Winehouse stuck in my head 😭
[+11] u/hayleybts: I always exit too soon n keep my loser bags longer.
No hope for this regard
[+11] u/johannschmidt: Sold my first put ever last week and it was an ASTS 86P expiring this Friday. 🙃
[+11] u/awetfartruinedmylife: I want to say sorry to the market fairy for trying to make a quick buck on ASTS. Please get me out of this I beg you
[+11] u/AllTimeTy: Is HELP a ticker or a hidden cry from AutoMod? You be the judge
[+11] u/unique_ptr: You ever read about an event in a history book that, in your mind, went by very quickly, but when you read it it's like "beginning in January 1972..." and two sentences later "and by August 1974..."
This feels like one of those times. I just want to get to the end of the chapter but this shit is dragging
[+10] u/sbanks39: The more ASTS goes down, the less money I lose when it goes more down
[+10] u/_RAPTORMAN_: Remember when we all loaded heavy on short positions when Israel kept bombing Lebanon and then we went +1% cause talks were going good.
[+10] u/hv876: VIX up 11%. Nothing to see here
[+10] u/Inevitable_Estate459: Is ASTS a buy or nah?
[+10] u/Upset-Motor-2602: FOMO and Vibes are fueling the market. Whatever, just play the trend and make money, folks.
[+10] u/awetfartruinedmylife: How do I explain my wife that we can’t go to the restaurant for a while because I thought the war would hurt the economy more (aka gay ber)
[+10] u/BFox1982: I can't believe they named an aircraft carrier after Gerald Ford. The only thing he did was invent the car.
[+9] u/hayleybts: I just see so many opportunities I missed in march.
So dumb
[+9] u/silverbulls8: Green by open at this pace. Time to print.
[+9] u/Trash_Panda_Trading: For all the old heads: Project Pat - Ghetty Green. Happy 420!
[+9] u/Iunatic: !banbet ASTS +10% 3h
[+9] u/oldprecision: I double dog blockade you.
[+9] u/BrightPie7284: it's 4/20 so green by eod
[+9] u/Crazy_Donkies: ASTS should rebrand to asstits.AI to save shareholders.
[+9] u/Soffatjockis: This shit is going to be green by lunch.
Easy.
[+9] u/_rockthemike: Market has retard strength. Calls
[+9] u/Athien: Market manipulation is priced in, ending green today
[+8] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: generational dying opportunity
[+8] u/Lapidated_Llama: Straights still closed and we’re at ATHs lmao.
[+8] u/Fantastic_Smoke9501: Puts on asts. Shit is going to 60s
[+8] u/bb483: the market has moved on from Iran & bears are still shaking their fists at news
[+8] u/csvt2354: Spy 710 back on the menu
[+8] u/Soffatjockis: I can't even go out until 3 am without being fucked for two days strait anymore...
Puts on getting older
[+8] u/baadllama_ghost: good morning bears
better sell those puts at open!
[+7] u/EnginrA: How are my ASTS 80c lookin
[+7] u/rhuffq: Don’t worry, bad news only drops the market by half a percent. But good news makes it go up by 1.5% percent.
[+7] u/Elforas_Tero: Bers would personally sink tankers
[+7] u/kaapooj: what is it with the misinformation about the war here rn
if u post "breaking" news add a source
[+7] u/Randhir_Basi: How far down does the market have to go before there is another surge of Options and Futures trading ahead of a Trump post saying the Hormuz blockade of Iran ports is lifted?
[+7] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: only -0,5 "dump" ,yeah, never been more bullish
[+7] u/dumbest-bastard: Hey hey hey. Hey. Listen.
Bers, bols, it doesn't matter. We're all just the worst, and that's how we found each other. Now, let's all get our there and lose some money!
[+7] u/Weak-Equal-9084: Ew what happened to asts
[+7] u/PlasticComplexReddit: MSFT 420 on 4/20. I dont make the rules.
[+7] u/trust_it_bb: The play? Wait till close, if red all in calls. If green, all in calls.
20% of the time it works 60% of the time to blow up 100% of my portfolio.
[+7] u/log1ck1717: Why do I have a feeling this is about to turn green eod
[+7] u/trust_it_bb: Scheduled a meeting with the CEO of JPM to create an instrument for me to short the entire AI market. Already printed out my chat with chatgpt and withdrew my life savings of $1,332.55.
See ya later nerds😎
[+7] u/Asleep_Salad_3275: Is it the Black Monday everyone was talking about over the weekend?
[+7] u/trust_it_bb: > **BREAKING:** CEO of SPY to have a ceasefire discussion with the CEO of bears in Islamabad.
All in calls
[+7] u/sirkarmalots: One blockade = closed
Two blockades = open
Three blockades = closed
Blockade it again STAT
[+7] u/hioman01: Is this what pussy cash gang has been waiting for since SPY 600?
[+7] u/trust_it_bb: Gold, 🌽, silver, literally all move with SPY. There’s no more hedging with alternative assets just buy weekly calls and leaps.
[+7] u/SmoothOperator423: Re titled my portfolio to “Portfolio.ai” so it’ll go up 600%
[+7] u/browsk: Went with oil calls instead of spy puts cause we all know this will just keep pumping even if oil keeps going up lmao
[+6] u/JustCan6425: Green at open. SNDK, WDC, MU, STX to the moon 🌕 🚀 load up ahead of earnings next week
[+6] u/nsfwnsfwnsfw33333: holy shit today is the prophesized 4/20, we must go higher
[+6] u/JollyManufacturer529: When will the winning finally stop
[+6] u/GhostHashira427: Imma load up on ASTS @ $40
[+6] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Too afraid to buy puts in this market
[+6] u/S-Club-Party: Lots of folks from the ASTS cult sub here this morning trying to get us addicted to their copium
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Dollar dumping.
Interesting.
[+6] u/SuffiecientSapian: 4/20 is famously known for being high so that must mean 4/20 = stocks go up
[+6] u/kodaksdad2020: 🥭 literally trained the market. Just telling the dog to run. I don’t think we’ve ever seen anything like it
[+6] u/jorel43: It's going to be a red day
[+6] u/DateUser66: the first profit ASTS makes is from the insurance payout from its scuttled satellite lmao
[+5] u/SilverPrivateer: What do you guys think is TACO at this point? Just let them get enriched uranium and make nukes because they make the price of oil go up a bit?
Nah he's going to level their hospitals before he lets that happen
[+5] u/Extreme_Green_1708: Both Iran and mango are taco machines. Shit happens so fast you can’t win unless you just constantly buy the dip and sell the rip
[+5] u/SouthNice7324: Ready to get schooled by the market today. I didnt have calls on state sponsored piracy
[+5] u/Specialist_Fig9458: I’m almost certain he TACOs and that’s why I think he doesn’t
[+5] u/Ok_Association8194: ASTS shit the bed lol
[+5] u/Cinq_A_Sept: FK uou Jeff Ballzos.. first time ASTS buyer last week. JFC.
[+5] u/SmilkyD: Ath on 420 seems like a no brainer.
[+5] u/Ahamadrayasbaboon: Some people think saying “short the market” makes them sound grandiose, but they really mean they’re going to long chump change at weekly SPY puts.
[+5] u/Firm_Passage_6844: bers hoping war to happen and eveything to escalate
brother if war happened and ur port is up 500x from puts, you probably wont be able to withdraw your monies anyway lmao
[+5] u/jda823: Bols panic refresh of truth social.
F5
F5
F5
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: is it today the mother of all dumps...
[+5] u/Inevitable_Estate459: I was hoping we get at least a -1.5% day so we can load up for the taco tomorrow.
I guess not. Green eod again :(
[+5] u/mikealphacharlie: it’s 4/20. we going hiigher boys
[+5] u/mallison945: Corn in the most successful ponzi of all time.
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: Flat for the rest of the day to fuck my 1dte p's and then Black Tuesday on no news. (Up for no reason, down for no reason)
[+5] u/Pauldoc001: Allah says open the damn strait you crazy bastards!
[+5] u/Manoj109: Axios will drop something soon.
[+5] u/BlindBullseye_1988: The thing is that investors are tired of seeing the same thing. No one will sell because they know papa trump will announce everything is ok later today. Is just a cycle lol
[+5] u/Technical-Activity95: double blockade on the strait so they cancel each other
[+5] u/mylowerbackhurts: Why was it that even when i showed up 15 minutes early to my finance 101 class and showed my professor my positions he still said i was being a little tardy?
[+5] u/hayleybts: Two things I look at ath but the thing I buy reverses where other one keeps going further up.
I might be cursed
[+5] u/ObseenKarma: Surely they won’t let me buy cheap calls again, right?
[+5] u/illinformed-will: Gld shreking... Green by open
[+5] u/rayquan36: Being a ber is like betting the NO COME line in craps so it makes sense
[+5] u/bols_are_cooked: Bols are salty, serves them right
[+5] u/astromouse2024: Ber comedy hour weekend over
[+5] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Didn’t know that a single failed launch means the end of ASTS lol. I know it’s not a good thing, but it wasn’t even because of ASTS themselves
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: Reminder that as wealth concentrates higher, stocks stay elevated for longer. We’re literally moving towards a period where puts may never be profitable ever again.
You may be the last generation of traders to witness bears blowing up their accounts.
[+5] u/Freedom-Of-Trades: 🥭 said he's blocking enemy ports. I think he meant 🌈 🐻 portfolios
[+23] u/Many_Perspective2594: WallStreet bet has become a sad place. Instead of sharing interesting tickers , news releases , thoughts or ideas it has just become “bull lulz”, “ber lmao”.
Pennystock lounges get , people share tickers and news.
[+22] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: 1.5% rip upon "opening" the straight, -0.4% closing it.
Infinite money glitch
[+19] u/Loperenco: Market on doubtful ceasfire talks: PUMP 10% ✅️
Market on literal ship takeovers: -0,5%, MAYBE
[+16] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: Yes this pump is insane but I don’t believe we even did a blow off the top yet so obviously calls yet again
[+15] u/kader91: They’ve said the satellite ended up in low orbit but I’ve went outside and I can’t see it. This is just market manipulation.
Calls it is.
[+14] u/orsomeshitidk: Gas stations need to chill is the fuck out with all the god damn questions bro I’m not trying to take an SAT in the morning to buy a Red Bull.
No I don’t wanna round up or give you my fuckin data or anything else just take my fucking money
[+14] u/orsomeshitidk: I sold my cattle business to go back to corporate for a while as we have a toddler now and taking pto and not having to worry about hundreds of cows and shit just is where I need to be in life rn.
when it’s -2° and everything’s covered in ice or it’s 110° and humid I don’t miss it but a beautiful crisp morning like today I sure wish I was saddling my horse to gather yearlings instead of logging onto a fuckin teams meeting.
[+12] u/Senior_Professional4: I’m back to being a bull again after loosing 25% of my port ytd
[+12] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: Can't sleep, ate too much doritos before bed
[+12] u/Zfreezy: Calls at open for the 14th day in a row
[+12] u/cbusoh66: Waiting patiently for that fake Bloomberg or Axios peace headline, almost 8:30
[+12] u/Emilio___Molestevez: hot tip: $ASTS main business is selling shares
they don't actually do any space work
[+12] u/Jacobpapi: Was the POTUS tweeting 20 times a day?
[+11] u/aniote: Call it or not, beliefs
[+10] u/Chlo-Motion: Cramer on ASTS last week: "I mean, come on, let’s own this one."
ASTS today: -15%
[+10] u/I_work_too_much: We should name aircraft carriers after way more American shit than presidents. Everybody gangsta until the USS Ronald McDonald rolls up.
[+10] u/br0botic: US: attacks and seizes an Iranian cargo ship
Futes: best I can do is -0.4%
[+10] u/tortu995: It's hilarious that people think nvdia is gonna lose because now customers can make their own chip, like bro by the time they actually decide to go foward jensen would have already gone sicily style on the whole supply chain while also having the better chip by a mile.
[+10] u/DingleJingle_: Red days are a national security threat. Bers are terrorists.
[+10] u/MadmantheDragon: Of course I decided to grab some ASTS Friday, my first purchase in months. Fuck my life
[+10] u/-Voyag3r-: I think it'll be a watching paint dry kinda day
[+9] u/vwboyaf1: Iranian officials will go to Pakistan for talks. Premarket will pump, and the dip will be gone before we ever had a chance, as is tradition.
[+9] u/Purple_Bearkat: Everyone knows that if you have two blockades they cancel each other out.
[+9] u/ALittleWorseEveryday: I survived the bear market Sunday night 4/19 to Monday morning 4/20
[+9] u/GrossFleshSack: Markets going to open slightly below Fridays close and rip above it, SPY 713 30 minutes an hour after market open. It doesn't make sense, but that's just how it is.
[+9] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: 166 billion of our dollars start going to tariff refunds whoops
[+9] u/SighRamp: SPY and QQQ didn't fail under Friday's lows. Not much reason YET to start looking bearish on the market until we get a fail and hold under Friday's lows at minimum. I would love a nice pullback again to those demand levels.
[+9] u/dylanx5150: We're not in a simulation, it's just mental retardation.
[+9] u/teh_herper: We boutta go green ain't we
[+8] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Fuck you Barron. Start tweeting your bets before you place em!
[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: And another problem with this all collapsing is I’m addicted to nicotine salt bro that’s gonna be hard to get once the billionaires all go full bunker mode.
[+8] u/_pout_: ASTS. The company that trusted the man that married Lauren Sanchez.
[+8] u/srnx: Iran are fucking clowns too, strait is open o wait its not o wait....
Enshittification of world politics has taken hold everywhere
[+8] u/AncientAd3846: So same thing as last monday?
[+8] u/Icy-Motor-8519: Trum.p administration to begin refunding $166 billion in tariffs - NYT
[+8] u/MrLebouwski: Green after open is inevitable
[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: You wouldn’t believe how often I don’t have a fuckin clue what someone said to me in public and I just smile and nod and say some shit like “crazy isn’t it?”
[+8] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: ASTS got bezo'd lmao ouch
[+8] u/BobsBurners420: CNBC later: 'Market shakes off Iran War fears to notch new record'
Clown ass world
[+8] u/Pascal030: THEY'RE EATING THE BERS
[+8] u/cbusoh66: The problem with ASTS is not that they lost a satellite, the problem is they now have to go head to head against 2 of the biggest corporations in the world in SpaceX and Amazon and their billionaire founders who will be engaged in a dick-measuring contest to the bottom...and it just happens they have to depend on those 2 to launch their satellites. They're fucking toast...
[+8] u/Smart_Sheepherder302: So sick of brushing my teeth
[+8] u/SaratogaSquirrelBait: I’m doing basically the same thing except I’m on my couch in pajama pants and I might redeem the cans in my garage today for food.
[+8] u/99Fan: There was a million things different back than compared to now. No circuit breaker protection, no retail investment, hardly any indexes, I could go on
[+7] u/According-Page8618: IRAN SIGNALS NEW TALKS IN ISLAMABAD
Iran may send a delegation to Islamabad this week for a second round of talks, according to two Pakistani officials.
[+7] u/PottedGantt: Is anybody actually holding puts this week? No shade just getting a temp check
[+7] u/According-Page8618: why am i always a dip buyer instead of a trend buyer.
sold rocketlab bought asts.
shits down a bit.
[+7] u/GoomyIsGodTier: The Strait of America is OPEN!
[+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: If you loved asts and bought @ $129 then you’ll love it at 1/2 that today
[+7] u/Street_Pack_5740: Another Sydney Sweeney kind of day
[+7] u/SlfImpr: Who's ready for today's emotional rollercoaster?
* Open Red, buy calls
* Open Green, buy puts
Laugh (or cry) by EOD
[+7] u/booose6: SPY is more gullible than my 4 year old nephew
[+7] u/DomeMerealquick: 708 will get rejected, fall to 702 then pump back to 710 … I don’t make the rules
[+7] u/BiblicalAss: Operation : 4/20 BlaZe It
[+7] u/pseudo_rockstar: 1 hour 10 minutes until new ATH
[+7] u/Independent-Tree-985: The news: Consumers and suppliers are mad that tariff refunds are being reaped by companies.
🙄 as if we didnt see this coming
[+7] u/thrillho145: Why ASTS down when Amazon fucked up?
[+7] u/IlinistRainbow6: markets being red on 4/20? good luck
[+7] u/Environmental_City23: Low key hims might start selling psychedelics
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: wait, Im hearing that Iran said they wont even show up to any new talks if the strait remains closed
LMAFO
[+6] u/iswearnotagain10: I predicted green by open. Looks like I’ll be right
[+6] u/ballsonreddit: The rumors are true
I lost money
[+6] u/mtnrnnr802: MSFT at 420 on 4/20 means we pump today
[+6] u/M18PowerKing: I literally think about suicide all the time...
[+6] u/Jimmyl101: Ya'll still hating on MSTR?
[+6] u/QTpieme: Oh no MM!!! I’m soooo scared, I’ll sell everything.
[+6] u/machinepeen: SPY from 485 to 710 in a little over a year what a ride
[+6] u/DingleJingle_: They really won't let me buy calls on this dip? That's the real fraud.
[+6] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: “🥭’s posts reflect progress on Iran” says the gremlin otherwise known as Hassett
[+6] u/stonetrade: Put a recording of some guy going over the market every morning at full volume so it sounds like I’m on a call or something and my family can leave me the hell alone
[+6] u/good-times-: Who is high right now?
[+6] u/Reply_Stunning: maybe it'll go up because ceasefire is still holding
[+6] u/Different_Being368: Deorbiting satelitte on direct course to hit my port 🫠
[+6] u/Leaguefizzics: Micron and sandcock primed
[+6] u/Vegetable-Big3545: I'm starting a new venture in space debris to find Asts BB7, need liquidity thenks 😋👌🏻
[+6] u/Vegetable-Big3545: Asts Ceo needs to stop reiterating "45-60 sats end of year" when it's 4-5 months in the year and we have -1 sat up. Fooking bums
[+6] u/knoqd_: Over the weekend, Iran closed the strait, fired at an oil tanker, and said they wouldn’t attend the second round of negotiations. Yet SPY is about to flip green lmao
[+6] u/cbusoh66: 45 minutes until Hormuz opening
[+5] u/BunkerRush: Just curious if one were truly at war why would you broadcast your every move to the entire world
[+5] u/HussellCrowe: Funny that HELP is the only green on my homepage
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: Checked last night, $706, woke up to piss at 2am, back at $710. Honestly this is leaning bullish to chop up and end prob 710s. Prob see some panic selling and us apes buying in to push SPY up. TLDR it’s already priced in. 🫡
[+5] u/FuckingJPMAlgos: # Is the SpaceX ipo cancelled?
[+5] u/stonksf: Moon at open easy ass day fake ass dip to scare retards into selling
[+5] u/jiggolo420: Another weekend.. another circuit breaker called by bears.
Rinse/repeat
[+5] u/Potential-Plum7187: ASTS already recovering
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: I’m dragging ass af this morning bro. I don’t have the bandwidth for societal collapse today
[+5] u/GrassOrAss954: Cant wait to watch the parabolic straight line up at open.
[+5] u/PE_crafter: I randomly thought about the guy that ported $4M or $6M in Lionsgate at $5-6 around 6 months ago to now check it again and see that it more than doubled since.
Sometimes you just gotta regard with the regards if the initial bet is big enough.
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Was that candle the buy signal?
[+5] u/chuastan: Today’s casino menu boils down to Iran to attend or not
[+5] u/jfwelll: To all bears and panickans, its 420 today. Prices gonn get high one way or another
[+5] u/itseran: Is there any explanation for oil going down other than active interference? not touching that for a bit wow
[+5] u/AccordingBee5821: Good entry for ASTS?
[+5] u/SighRamp: So far this morning the key demand levels have held and couldn't even fail under Friday's lows!!!! This dip could be a very nice gift.
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Now this is podracing
[+5] u/Desperate-Math-8365: Do I actually buy another put today after getting gaped for the last 2 weeks
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: Mango is back to yelling at clouds i see
[+5] u/Bxdwfl: 6 years ago, I bought uso for (now adjusted) 16/share. I sold in 2022 😩
[+5] u/winston511: The strongest and most powerful country in the history of the world relying on Pakistan for diplomacy
[+5] u/cashivyy: Guys i think the market might be rigged, just a hunch though
[+5] u/yoloswaggggggggg: Calls bc 4/20 = green
[+5] u/dataCollector42069: looks like bears and bulls are getting screwed
[+5] u/Frozen_Shades: Crude Oil says you're a buncha cunts for buying puts.
[+5] u/BigZardo: Looks like the TACO is priced in
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: The American cattle futures market could have some volatility getting lined up to take advantage of.
American herds are at 50 year lows due to a combination of factors and supply of Mexican cattle has been limited because of new world screw worm fears.
The cartels are investing heavily in beef processing on the boarder to ship beef rather than live cattle across and now have a vested interest in keeping rumors of screw worm close to American border going which will cause a lot of futures spikes.
[+5] u/grimandnordic1: Dip all bought up in premarket is cool
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: datacenters
memory
rockets that work
[+5] u/spectra444: Ber so dumb to think we won’t be green by lunch
[+5] u/NegotiationWorking48: So I have to pay higher prices for things because of tariffs, but the businesses are the ones that get refunded?!?
[+5] u/dontslambro: I’ve seen this trade movement too many times last two weeks
[+5] u/pseudo_rockstar: Generational buying opportunity today, all day
[+5] u/NapNapNapNap: Buying puts for sure
[+5] u/419Penguins: Guys, trump can’t taco this i think
[+5] u/streetbets7: Buy every dip 10% plus by Friday
[+5] u/Coloradospruce33: Morning men.
How’d everybody sleep?
[+5] u/w8w8dont: Are mi asts calls fuk?
[+29] u/rebel-capitalist: https://preview.redd.it/oytls001jcwg1.jpeg?width=1155&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55cc5474e7b3333c4753410a236a89035f110905
Bers screaming for help
[+28] u/fire_alarmist: Strait: Closed
War: Escalating
Boots: Heading for the ground at a rapid pace
Iran: Retarded
Mango: Giga retarded
Oh yea, its time to get gaslit and watch lines randomly shoot up $3 in a minute.
[+19] u/UnivalveX: it's easy to assume we're finally due for a pullback after pumping more than +15% on a barrage of fake news... which is exactly why we're going to pump another +2% today
[+16] u/-user222: you either die a bear or live long enough to become a bull
[+16] u/Street-Asparagus117: Are we all just watching hyperinflation start to take off and that’s why the market will never dip?
[+16] u/GoZukkYourself: Only a couple of minutes until the Strait is opened.
[+15] u/whydouhatemecablegod: most bullish market in history.. oh, sorry, i meant bullshit market
[+15] u/ShittyUsernane1222: BREAKING: US FINANCIAL SYSTEM
[+15] u/JeromePowellLovesMe: +2.5% when they announced the straight was open
-0.3% when the war is back on.
[+15] u/looool_k_libtard: Bulls getting a glimmer of hope before us alpha bears step in 💪🏼 prepare for destruction
[+15] u/MakeResonableChoices: It would be crazy retarded to have another Green Day in a row.
Neo- That’s why it will work
[+14] u/hiphopanonomos: Imagine having a PhD in options with gamma and delta strategies and losing to some WSB retard who says stock go up and buys OTM calls
[+14] u/ShadowMoneyLurks: Green by eod❌️ green by open✅️
[+14] u/tnguyen5057: This is the greatest bull run I have ever seen
[+14] u/allfat: Hormuz opening in 10
[+13] u/hiphopanonomos: ASTS in 2 days: Also we have to dilute again
[+13] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Everything is screaming puts but this market has proved one thing it’s that it’s ability to ignore reality is unmatched.
Calls it is
[+13] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: Shit will be green at open. Unbelievable. When 🌮 posting something?
[+13] u/Haunting-Window-5125: The market was starting to run out of steam. Thank god we got more bad news and uncertainty
[+12] u/Cullen8228: Waiting for the truth from the biggest liar in history
[+12] u/ToughVegetable2483: Nvidia and Microsoft go green at open pls
[+12] u/Xzlk: 9th weekend in a row where the recession was over by Monday
[+12] u/Thotmas01: The stock market will give you money if you answer its riddles three. Which stock? What direction? For how long?
It’s basically a fairy godmother. It even comes with life changing penalties if you fuck up.
[+12] u/thelonewanderer333: It's a great time to be bullish and go long if you ignore all the bad stuff!
[+11] u/HistorianMuch8963: The year is 2030.
NVDA is the first company to reach 100T valuation.
Its has only 13 human employees thanks to AI.
You just bought a multigenerational mortgage loan spawning 4 generations.
Tonight you are going to celebrate ! You upgrade your AI companion to Date Night+™. For $109.99 per month, she will listen to you after 5:00 p.m
Life is good.
[+11] u/sylphvanas: Can bulls get cucked for once? Wtf is this market?
[+11] u/2020isgreat: Senior Iranian Official: Iran is positively reviewing participation in peace talks with the US, no final decision has been made yet
PARTICPAATION LMAO
[+11] u/jazzyjjcups: The greed of the market is overwhelming. No amount of bad news or earnings will bring it down if people will just continue buying
[+11] u/guhhhh_MU: true gambler would be buying 710 calls
[+10] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: FAKE PEACE: ALL TIME HIGH
LEGIT WAR: eh -0.2%
BASED ALGOS
[+10] u/LossMax: Ber was celebrating all weekend lmaooo
[+10] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Bers the most important thing is you'll learn nothing from this
[+10] u/Hybridisthebest: i am buying spx calls and no one can stop me
[+10] u/jeffynihao: We're so unserious bro
IRAN SIGNALS TALKS BACK ON—‘REFUSAL’ WAS TACTICAL
Iran’s apparent rejection of a second round of U.S. talks was likely strategic posturing, not a breakdown in negotiations, according to Pakistani sources.
Tehran is now open to resuming discussions but has not made a final decision. Officials describe their stance as “realistic,” aiming to secure better terms.
Pakistan remains a trusted mediator for both sides and is expected to host talks if they proceed.
[+10] u/elvee61: RULE #1: NO CRYING IN THE CASINO.
Go shit, smoke and coffee up now and strap in before the floors get slick with blood.
[+10] u/Star_Lord924: 😂😂😂 bers fuckin never learn
[+10] u/Both-Improvement8645: Wow this market is straight bullshit
[+10] u/fromthepharcyde: Bears sure were loud yesterday!
[+10] u/QuailEquivalent2625: ASTS going green on open
[+10] u/thefootage: I guess the market is simple after all. It just goes up no matter what
[+10] u/QuarkTheFerengi: ignored the news and bought the futures dip last night. really works if you just ignore reality.
[+10] u/fuzzywuzzy123: Who is ready for the casino? 🎰 🙋♂️
[+10] u/svpa3991: Mango already has the tweet typed out. Just waiting to hit send
[+10] u/jazzyjjcups: "Senior Iranian Official: Iran is positively reviewing participation in peace talks with US, no final decision has been made yet"
I cannot believe algos bought off that regarded headline. THEY ARENT EVEN THERE YET. We've gone from peace deal to "well maybe iran MIGHT participate in talks"... shit is so hopeless
[+9] u/iiGoodVibesii: SNDK is finally high enough for me to Buy-In. Market order.
[+9] u/texashempsters: I’m on shrooms for research purposes only
[+9] u/Eddyrancid: This market feels like one of those things where in retrospect everyone says "how could they not have seen it was about to crash and burn!" But also, feels like hosing myself not to buy calls at this point...
[+9] u/AutomaticAerie4672: I'm blocking anyone who makes these stupid bull or bear comments
[+9] u/MasterElite1: According to the Oil Debt Devaluation Model, the target oil price is WTI **$147.83/bbl.**
[+9] u/yushey__: This is some strait bullshit
[+9] u/Candid_Payment_4094: Bers, this market is easy: Just throw away your instincts and buy calls
[+9] u/Level_Ad8089: can't wait to use Claude Regardus for stock exchange. it was trained on the wallstreetbets daily thread
[+9] u/nickpufferfish: So did we get the Pakistan tweet and Axios headline yet or what can't be having this opening red nonsense 😂
[+9] u/sharkenleo: Two weekends in a row the bears talk shit all weekend and get a shit sandwich on Monday morning lmao
[+9] u/Pale-Silver-8178: TSLA 0dte who's wit me??
[+8] u/UnivalveX: are we pumping on ceasefire optimism for the 16th time straight?
[+8] u/youarenothearingme: Are you actually fucking kidding me
[+8] u/Simran-0: Straight up just going straight up
[+8] u/sloanemonroe: Week 8 of the strait being closed. Just 5 weeks past the length of time that was supposed to cause a global recession and oil shortage
[+8] u/probablyuntrue: how can you lose money? just like, pick the right expiration and direction while considering the high impact of ongoing volatility and the greeks
like cmon
[+8] u/Substantial_Wash3480: Too many people saying calls. Im cooked.
[+8] u/borkdpasito: So I guess AI can generate oil now
[+8] u/noahmfs: Another 5% up week with all 🥭 manipulation temu twitts
[+8] u/Bam2458: Every new war headline matters less and less. Soon, Iran will permanently close the strait but the market will still go up cause Costco smashed earnings or whatever.
[+8] u/GuwopGOAT: Spy calls anytime there is a 1% pullback, dated 2-3 days out. Your welcome
[+8] u/Ihateporn2020: can the market really just ignore the strait? If that's the case why are they trying so hard to unblock it?
[+8] u/clouts1: Lol I just assume every bad thing will be followed by a goodthing and market will go 2% higher
[+8] u/clouts1: The government is trying to make us all rich before the nukes fall, and bears are not listening
[+8] u/volckerwasright: Everything this admin does is to enrich insiders
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/11/23/peter-thiel-backs-psychedelics-startup-atai.html
[+8] u/fire_alarmist: SPY up 49% in less than a year from April lows last year and these retards think its even remotely possible it keeps going while the whole global situation has gotten worse. THIS IS ILLNESS, THIS LEVEL OF GREED AND EUPHORIA HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN IN HISTORY.
[+8] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Market will never go down again
[+8] u/PainterHot: Bears the type to get a pack of cigarettes and $3 on pump 5
[+8] u/UnivalveX: anything below +1% is literally a red day now
[+8] u/I_am_Nerman: 9am headline feel good pumps
Iran could do something really funny
[+8] u/Knarre30: This market is so disgusting
[+8] u/CEO-of-SOXL: Would be a perfect day to just drop on cocky bulls faces
[+8] u/Tini-: 2 min until my puts evaporate at open.
[+8] u/_Fibbles_: "Buy the dip"
What fucking dip? SPY is practically green
[+8] u/MadDabbed: Wat the fuck is happening
[+8] u/Rounder221: You still didn't learn
[+7] u/Ceyenne18: Bears coming out with a thousand thesis on why market should/will crash again ...
[+7] u/CherryPokerGame: Just waiting for the Truth post lmao
[+7] u/Good_Lingonberry6626: Market chop gap fill day. Be careful today, you can lose a lot of money on days like today.
[+7] u/Traditional-Fan-3391: This shit really about to go green by open lmfao
[+7] u/McClintockC: This market sponsored by NORD VPN™
[+7] u/probablyuntrue: recruiter reaching out: 5 min response time, incredibly helpful and eager
recruiter getting back to you after interviews: becomes more difficult to find than someone on the fbi's most wanted
[+7] u/hiphopanonomos: Don't do SPY puts it requires a massive across the board sell off and too expensive. Just ASTS puts
[+7] u/Muted-South4737: 720c 0DTE, who's with me?
[+7] u/AnxiousPilot007: Market will be green today.
Your time In market is appreciated bers
[+7] u/Snowman33001: I’m starting a project today to vibe code 1 billion doll hairs
[+7] u/thelonewanderer333: Step 1: Ignore reality.
Step 2: Buy calls.
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Profit!
[+7] u/Free-Championship828: If you think you can make money in this market using a strategy other than pure luck more power to you. I’m sitting this summer out
[+7] u/yushey__: What the fuck man. My puts 😭
[+7] u/EdoTensei10: we're probably going to be green
[+7] u/OkHighlight2856: Bears getting farted in their face while giving rimjobs behind the dumpster
[+7] u/tnguyen5057: AFTER MARCH 2020, WE HAD A MASSIVE BULL RUN
AFTER MARCH 2025, WE HAD A MASSIVE BULL RUN
AFTER MARCH 2026, WE HAD A MASSIVE BULL RUN
AFTER MARCH 2027, WE WILL HAVE…
I think I see a pattern
[+7] u/PatientGrass8685: Iran 🤝 USA, we're brothers, bers are killed
[+7] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: Iran begins reopening main airports in Tehran."
If Ceasefire Talk didn't go well, then why open Main airport? 🤔
[+7] u/doyoumoney: At this rate a nuke going off would send us to 1000
[+7] u/paulm1927: Seeing a potential balls in cup formation on silver.
[+7] u/tnguyen5057: This bull run is so great that even my Tesla shares are going up. LET’S GOOOOOOO!!!
[+7] u/user-namepending: https://preview.redd.it/1ssi8n9ljcwg1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b40ee77c63b49602d07d827608aa6d427397251e
The dip everyone's wetting their pants over right now btw
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: OPEN THE FUCKIN' CASINO, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS! Praise be to Allah.
[+7] u/cryptohomunculus: My puts? Down
My calls? Believe it or not, also down.
[+7] u/Awuxy: All of a sudden new trump iran deal in the next 4 minutes before market open. Fuckin watch
[+7] u/8v2HokiePokie8v2: Markets fucking love war in the Middle East, who knew
[+7] u/dasboot523: Blue Origin Fucked them!
[+7] u/Spez_is-a-nazi: Because those are often monopolies in the local economy or if they aren’t a monopoly the private equity firm can buy up all the other clinics in the area and make it a monopoly but make it appear as if it isn’t. Then they can jack up the prices and slash the wages and people in the town are fucked because there is nowhere else to go.
[+7] u/Fun-Stress3337: PE has been doing this in Europe as well; it's skewed towards aging population services for some reason.
Exploitation of elder care facilities must have been on the top 5 targeted industries for every single PE event I've been to in the last 4 years. Not really beating the parasite allegations, are they?
[+6] u/Simran-0: Bro, I stayed up all night for no reason. This shit wen't vertical for the last 30 minutes
[+6] u/AMCorBUST2021: Tricolor and Carvana have the same auditor.. Grant Thornton. Basically the Saul Goodman of auditing.
Tricolor was only found out after an employee forgot to update a spreadsheet 🤦♂️.
On a secret recorded call “Look, if we were trying to commit fraud, we wouldn’t be so stupid as to keep the same balances on there… Nobody would be that stupid”. But somehow got past Grant Thornton 🤔
[+6] u/DevilishJoe: This is fucked up. We’re gonna hit ATH, aren’t we 😂😂
[+6] u/OkResponsibility2470: >Iran-US war latest: Trump ‘to consider lifting blockade in Strait of Hormuz’ to break deadlock in peace talks
Independent.co.uk contributing a hopium injection
[+6] u/probablyuntrue: space company?
more like plenty of space in my bank account for more investor money comapny
[+6] u/Muted-South4737: Waiting for Wegovy to partner with Taco Bell to offer a Doritos Locos weight loss pill.
[+6] u/Pax19: Honestly I'll take this as a correction day...?
[+6] u/RoastedPeanuts1812: Hoping IV stays elevated so I can dump my 0DTEs calls at open for a small lose
[+6] u/UnivalveX: strait "open" for the 34th time?
[+6] u/Snowman33001: Every morning before market open I start throwing up and violently shaking.
Is my portfolio within my risk tolerance?
[+6] u/Coley44: 3 points off all time high and people are calling this a correction. Send it to the fucking circuit breakers good lord
[+6] u/Xzlk: Actually feel bad for Bears kinda. We keep getting the news that would warrant buying puts if you knew it was coming, yet we still just keep going up lmao
[+6] u/Top-Fig845: IF YOU DIDNT BUY THAT ASTS DIP YOU DONT LIKE MAKING MONEY
[+6] u/ShitpostSulthan: all the BS over the weekend only for the market to open green and keep pumping.. classic US manipulated markets behavior..
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: Market is too fucking strong lmao!
[+6] u/spsteve: Right on time we have an anonymous source with a pre-market pump. <sigh>
[+6] u/ShitpostSulthan: ASTS pumps at open for exit liquidity then dumps the rest of the day....
[+6] u/Kind-Recognition4528: T-9 till pegging beggins
[+6] u/Outside_Ad4446: Oooooo THE BERS ARE BACK IN TOWN!..!
[+6] u/DylanLH13: SPY calls here we come. Ready to get Hormuzed
[+6] u/AP123123123: I have never seen this thread being so positive [https://bagholderindex.com](https://bagholderindex.com) are we about to go for a sharp reversal???
[+6] u/FullCopy: Good news. Soup lines are now open.
[+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Don’t fight it .. they pumpin this shit
[+6] u/Spok3nTruth: Calls right at open. I never do this but it's an obvious green day
[+6] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Do not ignore this.
This is you from the future. It turns out that this is how things go today: >!you’re really gey!<
[+6] u/ecoburner87: need more culinary shitposting like this on WSB
[+6] u/LeDoohickey: One thing is for sure a lot of mofos about to get fucked
[+5] u/Weekly_One8412: Trump might actually let the market flounder a couple days here... then drop a last minute tweet when the ceasefire is supposed to end
[+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: I guess we’re going green because who gives a fuck right
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: Mrvl/sofi/spy calls at open
[+5] u/Competitive-Water944: Pop Zyn 6 mg in anoos
[+5] u/n1ck90z: 750 feels like the minimum
[+5] u/holdegrb: So what we thinkin puts on war or calls on peace
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: bears won't even get to sell their puts for 1% gain LMAO
[+5] u/tnguyen5057: NASDAQ’s day 366 winning streak still continues
[+5] u/hiphopanonomos: ASTS is a wild pony man
[+5] u/tocinoman: Once people dump SNDK after the passive index funds buy it at open, little sweet spot for a discount on CALLS
[+5] u/Pikachumon25: Let me karma farm roasting some bers
[+5] u/youarenothearingme: There is not enough room in hell for all of us
[+5] u/rollinhating: Lmao nasdaq flat, tech will gain 0.5-1% today probobly
[+5] u/ajr901: Weekly dated calls at open. Free money at this point.
[+5] u/imakesalotofmistakes: Adobe Unveils Agents for Businesses Amid Threat of AI Disruption- WSJ $ADBE
Adobe to team up with Microsoft, Anthropic, OpenAI and NVIDIA - WSJ.
[+5] u/I_Study_The_Patterns: Today will be the 14th Green Day in a row, tied for the record for most number of green days in a row ever
[+5] u/UnivalveX: feel sorry for bers but extra condolences to the retards who always fall for the Monday premarket opening dip
[+5] u/lordbell21: VIX 19 just completely ignored. Green by open
[+5] u/sufficiently7777: And just like that, bers are gone again.
* Forest Gump reference, retards
[+5] u/Anal_holocost: My trading strategy now boils down to waiting for the bullish trend to consolidate and then longing SPX on +70x leverage. I'm not a bol, I'm not a ber, I'm just a regard following the masses while hearing circus music in my head.
[+5] u/Bam2458: If you’re bearish here you’re better off selling calls and collecting premiums than buying puts.
[+5] u/OrionJohnson: What time will the pump post come? Should send us to $715 today easy.
[+5] u/savoretti1: Wen in doubt - deposit
[+5] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: "Baron loaded up on calls? Pomp eet"
[+5] u/dmitrious: Bear cooked again damn
[+5] u/ScytherDOTA: AMD already green, now waiting PLTR and SOFI...
[+5] u/rebel-capitalist: When bers will learn
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: big red lost century doom candles are a myth /s.
full port calls.
[+5] u/Snoo56029: 😑 420 high .calls it is !
[+5] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: Now calls are getting too obvious
[+5] u/New_Competition_410: Woooo we in asts at 72.60 let’s gooo
[+5] u/UnivalveX: you gotta be shitting me lmao
[+5] u/Options_tarded: I get so much pto and I can’t fucking use it because I’m too important and over paid gummy
[+5] u/grab_a_smokey: "Open me up like the strait daddy"
- the market
[+5] u/Civil_Building_9650: BULLS LOVE USA MARINES
[+5] u/diefy7321: That’s it bers? All that doomer memes over the weekend for a -0.3% dump? LMFAOoOoOo
[+5] u/Xzlk: Another day of hidden stagflation disguised by WSB as ‘confused as to why we are pumping’
[+5] u/kcyc2123: Do y’all really think a deal gets down after hours today? Not a chance
[+5] u/Scarfaceb1tch: Doesn’t mean that he won’t say that a deal is done or close… this may be shocking but he doesn’t exactly always tell the truth
[+5] u/MasterElite1: Oil +5%
DXY -0.02%
IT'S **OVER** FOR THE **DOLLAR**
[+5] u/DroidArbiter: Did anyone make a 760 million dollar bet again this morning or nah?
[+5] u/kawkface: #MSFT GANG MEMBERS WYA
[+5] u/LabyrinthLayers: Suddenly the “I told you all ASTS was free money” folks have gone silent
[+5] u/miata_only: I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you.
[+5] u/Zimoula: Strait of humus to open in 3 minutes
[+5] u/Simran-0: It's literally just a straight line up lmao
[+5] u/Nomynametoday: -0.25%? you have to be kidding me
[+5] u/brizzario: I think that’s what everyone’s expecting; thus the muted red futes.
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Stonks always have pull backs.
Don’t fucking fomo and don’t be like the oracle and diamond hands OXY.
[+5] u/sphorx13: How is oil up 2%. This market is hilarious.
[+5] u/mackey88: Because it is never red?
[+5] u/dav1dw7: Blue origin fucked them over. They’re insured but operations delayed
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: Damn rest in piss bro
[+5] u/G-IDIOTTHEMAN: ASTS is looking tasty.
[+5] u/yeahwhatever90: It's up in anticipation.
[+20] u/MamamYeayea: Hormuz opens: Market rallies, huge hype train
Hormuz closes: Who cares
[+18] u/Austerlitz19: It's so funny that there are retards in here who think they can see patterns in the chart when they're competing with algorithms that are like 10,000 of their brains smashed together with access to Bloomberg terminals like 1 block away from the exchange. This is like male astrology at this point lol
[+16] u/Sengle473: https://preview.redd.it/tmwxqm1dpcwg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c3de530df61a798396c2253764d3dd4a35e2683
[+16] u/horseisahorse: >Trump when asked if Iran is doing talks: I don't know - PBS.
10:04 Apr 20
Well alright then.
[+15] u/Irishbros1991: Kuwait declared force majeure on oil shipments and oil still below $100 this is not real LMAO
[+15] u/dMestra: This making me nervous even as a bull. I'm going cash now
[+15] u/Chef_Royardee: War is off +2%
War is still on, actually -0.2%
[+15] u/TurbodToilet: It just magically prints a green candle the moment I buy puts.
[+14] u/No_Fig_7835: Took a bunch of edibles, I’m definitely dying, gonna call the cops to send an ambulance
[+14] u/mehmilani: I'm turning bullish on SPY. Sadly, you don't know me well enough to appreciate this generational top signal.
[+14] u/Madsen13140: BREAKING ** Negociations about to start in Islamabad, Pakistan. Iran not part of the negociations .
[+13] u/Snoo23417: Normally I'd buy puts here but now I know better.
[+13] u/Sad-Airman: I just lost everything
[+13] u/DaStampede: Pick a fucking direction, and let it be the one I picked
[+13] u/shortgamegolfer: Market doesn’t give a shit about Iran anymore
[+12] u/PaxDev: We just mindlessly buy calls here right?
[+12] u/Flashy_Produce_3875: I love how last week I was bear lost hella money and this week now I’m bull and I’m losing hella money. This game is so fun
[+12] u/skychief99: I need to get into that healthcare system fraud business.
[+12] u/Tay_Tay86: #I didn't just 'lose money' today. I achieved a Loss Flash. My portfolio was hit with a crimson distortion so powerful it amplified my debt to the power of 2.5. I am now in 'The Zone' (the local library's free Wi-Fi because my power got cut). Diamond hands? No. This is pure, refined retard Energy
[+12] u/Austerlitz19: It's not manipulated. The markets are correctly pricing in some bullshit truth social tweet an hour after market close lying about how the ceasefire has been extended lol
[+12] u/likamuka: The S&P 500 is at an all-time high while Consumer Sentiment is at an all-time low. We've never seen a gap this wide between Wall Street and Main Street
3 lost decades.
[+11] u/ring_of_slattern: Israel to uphold ceasefire with Lebanon. This time they pinky promise
[+11] u/The_Box_muncher: No one gives a fuck about the war. Buying everything at whatever price. Shit doesn't matter.
[+11] u/Imaginary-Pin580: Calls it is guys, 720 today
[+11] u/MantisT_: Trump quickly tweeting this morning to save his sons calls 😂
[+11] u/you_are_temporary: Market is essentially pricing in that this conflict with Iran and the oil supply shock amounts to literally nothing more than two drunk assholes slapping each other a few times. Absolutely no risk being priced in that this escalates in any meaningful way, regardless of whether US & Iran sit down to talk today or 3 months from now after “firing on” the occasional vessel here and there to pretend like they’re tough guys
[+11] u/Chance-Albatross7809: US-Iran talks are planned for Wednesday in Pakistan - CNN.
t-1 hour till iran denies this
[+10] u/Austerlitz19: I've been saying since the last rally, this market is so retarded there's going to have to be physical oil shortages and actual real high expenses/garbage earnings before the market comes to terms with this shit.
We're already at the point now though that even if shit was perfect and instantly opened back up, with no crazy insurance for the strait, the damage is done. It's going to take tankers months to resume normal operations now and real infrastructure has been damaged, we're looking at $90 barrels minimum the rest of the year, probably higher- good luck with that. The market just for some reason chooses to ignore this or thinks that the conflict will be soon so we can get back to pumping off hype for AI companies that also aren't profitable.
[+10] u/niv141: I was promised a mega dump
[+10] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: Inflation jumps to 2.4% in March driven by Iran war oil shock, StatCan says
Sign of whats to come
[+10] u/EntrepreneurOld7858: We havent seen lows like this since -
* Checks notes...
**THREE DAYS AGO** 😱
[+10] u/financiallythriving: Bears now have to resort to financed Costco hotdogs to survive
[+10] u/weewoowewoooo: SPY still pumping lmfaoooooo the money printer has got to be turned back on now
[+10] u/Low-Resource-7082: I think It will go down, but I also lose every-time I buy puts so take that as you will
[+10] u/seanws30: Pick a fkn direction already
[+10] u/Austerlitz19: For anyone who doesn't understand, "Oil at $88" is just paper/futures. The actual physical price is like $150 or something crazy like that, even higher in Asia.
[+10] u/Reasonable_Roger: spy drops a dollar and then someone buys 2 shares and it recovers 0.95 you gotta love it
713 by close is inevitable
[+10] u/NazgulSandwich: The volume is gone. It’s never coming back. Accept it. Only algos afk crabbing or melting up forever now.
[+10] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Something is gonna break this a lil too tarded
[+10] u/Nervous-Basis-1707: Trump says deal will be signed today. What’s that even mean. Even the Iranians are partaking in pumping and dumping the market with fake double speak.
[+10] u/Capt_Chickenpox: I'm actually really bad at this apparently
[+10] u/Namtabmal: Retail is getting way too comfortable buying the dip. You people have never experienced a proper crash. The crying here will be unbelievable
[+9] u/AntiOriginalUsername: Just waiting for 🥭 to tweet “talks going well in Islamabad ” when no Iranian representative is present.
[+9] u/thegx7: I bought puts. Pump it
[+9] u/SxeySteve: BREAKING NEWS: My 'strait' is open and ready to receive massive green candle
[+9] u/GoldenAries4: The “just buy stocks only go up” crowd needs to remember that sometimes it can take a decade or more to get back to their entry when they buy at high prices.
Yes stocks usually go up, but that doesn’t mean buying an ATH can’t trap you for many years before you see a profit.
[+9] u/Slabbed1738: Ctrl + F, 'green by open'
12,564,839 results
[+9] u/Czyzzle: I don't mean to brag but, yes, I have already made over $2 trading calls in 45 minutes. That's almost $3 an hour of FREE money
[+9] u/Historical_Bother274: # Trump says Iran deal to be signed today in Pakistan
Trump has told Fox News that the Iran deal will be signed “today” in Pakistan, adding on from an earlier interview with the New York Post in which he said Vance and the US delegation were on their way to Islamabad for the talks.
doesnt he know you need two parties to consent?
[+9] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: Let’s address the elephant in the room. We have to finish green today.
[+9] u/PropheticMurmurs: Red candles were declared illegal last week, didn’t you get the memo?
[+9] u/financiallythriving: CHATGPT IS NOW LIVE WITH ADS
ITS FUCKING OVER
[+9] u/cgonz15: Why is spy doing less and less volume every day and pumping more and more?? What the fuuuuuck is that, in a couple weeks like 3 total people are gonna be trading spy 😂
[+9] u/you_are_temporary: Actually unbelievable
[+9] u/caliwillbemine: “Here’s why the largest oil shock in history, rising long term yields, and destruction of oil infrastructure that will take years to recover from is meaningless in the face of bullish AI that will take all of your fucking jobs”
🚀📈🚀📈🚀📈
[+9] u/DRCAG3SUN: JD Vance is said to arrive in Pakistan within hours but hasn't left the US yet
[+9] u/Country_Gravy420: This market is completely rational.
We must don't know why
[+9] u/Extension-Ad917: Cash gang about to buy the next 1% dip and then watch it all crumble
[+9] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: Trump says a deal will be signed with Iran today...................................................................................................................................................................................... if Iran agrees with all of his terms.
[+9] u/Sam_Vicious2: Alright lets just dump to 700
[+9] u/mehmilani: All I'm asking for is two months of straight red.
[+9] u/ChampionshipOdd947: Pakistan isn't a trustworthy news source. They are working with the US to try to make things look better than they are
[+8] u/gregot76: closing my puts because every day bulls take over and just run us up from here
[+8] u/FabulousLanguage6216: It dropped 0.10%. QUICK, BUY THE DIP!!!!
[+8] u/HazardousRhombus: Loaded up ASTS calls
[+8] u/Doclub29: Not even a +1% today. Is this what a bear market feels like?
[+8] u/Phandomtrigger: We might just crab along for a while tbh
[+8] u/Austerlitz19: I do find all this very funny, especially in conjunction with the narrative around AI being that it's amazing technology, there's just an energy bottleneck. So now we're pumping off the hope that the conflict will be over soon, and AI, which as a technology is not profitable, and requires a shitload of energy in the midst of the largest energy shock in human history.
[+8] u/aew2019: Believe it or not, praise be Allah.
[+8] u/Imaginary-Writer-125: Easiest way to get a job
Find an ultra rich religious person
Say god bless god is great god
Ask for a job
Say god bless god is great god
[+8] u/Kickboy21: I hate my job so much i want to throw up
[+8] u/DaStampede: Dump you piece of shit
[+8] u/Austerlitz19: Wonder what the rationale will be for extending the ceasefire in the Truth Social post he rattles off tonight
[+8] u/optimaltimemism: My casually buying the top today and being negative. Good morning
[+8] u/hudson701: dreadful. Low volume, no movement, tight chop = theta fuck.
[+8] u/intothegoal1: Bears talking about SPY sub 700 yesterday are genuinely regarded. How many times we need to teach you this lesson.
[+8] u/TurbodToilet: So unbelievably manipulated
[+8] u/Particular-Plane-984: Bought calls all last week... but if this thing doesn't dump I'm never buying puts again.
!banbet SPY 708 1d
[+8] u/VotedOut: Everyone here please keep making fun of bears. It's the signal I need for a potential rug-pull.
[+8] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Okay the market is starting to piss me off.
[+8] u/saw-it: Green by the time I sell for a loss
[+8] u/WayDry848: TRUMP: ISRAEL NEVER TALKED ME INTO WAR WITH IRAN
lol
[+8] u/theprodigy107: Put holders rejoice….Wait, you’re telling me I’m still down 80%?!
[+8] u/Nickzpic: Theta I hate you so much like literally no one likes you
[+8] u/Specialist_Shallot82: Ok well dont do it. If you kys then you can never slam a 6 pack of beer and slam a plate of tikka masala and hot buttery naan ever again :(
[+7] u/wyudtix: DUMP EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW ‼️
[+7] u/varyingopinions: I'm diamond handing SPY options this week. I pussied out at 20-30% gains the last two weeks. I could have had 400% gains each week.
[+7] u/dMestra: Weak ass dump. Shits ready for a taco
[+7] u/jeanx22: wsb bols nervously downvoting is all you need to know
[+7] u/Country_Gravy420: Can we just go to 7500 or 6500?
I don't really care which one, anymore
[+7] u/FabulousLanguage6216: They can put the circuit breaker at 1%. It will never be triggered
[+7] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: let it be know that I am not having fun right now holding my calls
[+7] u/Lost_in_Torontoh: Can we start a ww4, my spy 1000 calls are expiring next week
[+7] u/Czyzzle: New Buyers have entered the chat
[+7] u/Imaginary-Pin580: Bers fuked +1% minimum close today
[+7] u/MartianSpaceCat: The infinite money glitch continues. We'll all be rich if World War 3 happens and we get daily tweets about how the conflict is already over.
[+7] u/Plenty_Homework17: only red is ber anos
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: BREAKING: taCO SAID he will sign something today just not sure waht it is yet but he will sign something BULLISH ON PAPER
[+7] u/__nameless____: Meh, it's going to be green eod. Promised to us 3000 years ago.
[+7] u/Austerlitz19: Mainly been cash gang but if we go green today I'm going to have to start seriously considering some long term puts. We're looking at $90 barrels of oil minimum the rest of the year even if things go off without a hitch, and I just have no faith in the short term profitability of AI that's what we're supposedly pumping, earnings in 2 or 3 months are going to be fucked. Space shit seems pretty legit though, I wonder if the SpaceX IPO will be the last huge pump of this market, probably a pretty good entry point for puts. Would love to get some SpaceX stock on the cheap too.
[+7] u/Senpai_Slime: ASTS 80$ calls probably free money lol
[+7] u/swarthout2222: This is the “red day” before another 15 day 10% green
[+7] u/Legendary-Lemon: > Investors are misreading developments in the Iran war as the status of the Strait of Hormuz continues to whipsaw markets, say analysts. The current market environment differs from President Trump’s ‘liberation day’ as he is no longer fully in control of events, according to BCA. Deutsche Bank also warned that investors risk a 2022-style scenario – when misplaced optimism about an end to the Russia-Ukraine war was followed by significant equity market declines.
The great dip will eventually come. Just try to be realistic my fellow regard and don’t be too greedy.
[+7] u/Necroglitchh: Cant lose if you have puts and calls both
[+7] u/crazyfool319: All it took was Peter Beck to do a 5 minute interview on Fox and CNBC last week for $RKLB to go fuckin nuts
[+7] u/FuelHappy1660: I wouldn’t touch POET with a 10-foot pole and that’s why I’ll never be F U rich
[+7] u/Forward-Ad5608: TRUMP SAYS 'FINE' IF IRAN NOT AT PAKISTAN TALKS: PBS
lol that's my favorite quote of 2026 so far
[+7] u/PropheticMurmurs: Man I already miss last week.
Looks like blindly buying SPY 0DTE calls 3 points OTM at open won’t just be a free 5+ bagger every day this week.
[+7] u/Kyweedlover: Should have sold my puts at +25% ?
[+7] u/Redditfortheloss: Lmfao jersey mikes ipo are you kidding me fam.
[+7] u/Micheal_Hancho: Bears should have known that black monday could never of happened on 420 lmao
[+7] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Fuck that was bought quickly
[+7] u/DesticularDorsion: Starting to understand why Mark Baum was so bitter in that movie
[+7] u/lookingforajob2020: literally impossible to go down
[+7] u/WingedScapula420: Sold my puts at open for 5% profit
[+7] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Send JD 2-3 years in Dagestan and forget
[+7] u/wenxuan2: Market wont dump lol. It just remains flat. It will close res on the day so it can reset the green streak
[+7] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: wow if you zoom out you can see >!youre still ghey!<
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Thank Allah I didn’t listen to you dumb ass bears and bought calls
[+7] u/RoundMammoth2947: This is now a Schrödinger’s game of Trump lying. You can just lie and lie and lie and if the market starts to collapse you can just lie and lie and lie. America is on a long flush down the toilet. But market is uppies so that will placate the hoards of idiot traders and CEOs. Yes I’m a 🏳️🌈 bear, yes I lost a lot of money.. last year..
[+7] u/GetsOffToArmpits: This is the red day the bears were warning me about all weekend?
[+7] u/Sir_Grindalot: Friday I bought one single lotto put "for safety", it's down 80%. Nice """dump""" we're getting.
[+7] u/Burger_Gouger: 6 hard boiled eggs and 6 cups of coffee and it’s not even 8am
[+7] u/music_is_gud: Green by open
(practicing for tomorrow)
[+6] u/International_Bee653: 'to consider' that is such weasly language
[+6] u/Common_Ad_3059: The only answer is calls apparently even if strait is closed
[+6] u/Swiftnice: How does SPY have even less volume this week? lol
[+6] u/BreakingBadBones: I dont understand. Trump says they are signing a deal today, yet Iran rejected any plans to make a deal?
[+6] u/Swimming-Plane-1610: QQQ gonna be green soon
[+6] u/Austerlitz19: "there was a bullish engulfing cup and barrel flag, very bullish!" 🤓
No retard, it's pumping because people think there's going to be a truth social post lmao
[+6] u/CharmingSoil: The market really is lol at this point.
[+6] u/ring_of_slattern: Imagine trying to trade this market based on current events and actual fundamentals lol
[+6] u/Mamadolores21: Theres a pretty clearly established pattern the last few weeks and bers still cant see it
[+6] u/TyroneSwoopes: At this point I’m convinced when American boots hit Iranian soil SPY is going to instantly double.
[+6] u/lococommotion: I was promised a Monday dump
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: Oh MSFT you fucking cunt.
[+6] u/Concept-Plastic: Just bought ASTS calls
[+6] u/yofisherman123: Spy please pump for my birthday today
[+6] u/FrostingOk2692: There is a bear and a bull inside of you. The bear is gay. The bull is gay. You are gay.
[+6] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Space. The final retard.
[+6] u/lostinads: Trump nuking Canada would result in 2.4% pump at this point
[+6] u/Dad_Bot: if you are buying calls you are actually regarded this goes down until the whoremuse is straight again (currently gay)
[+6] u/Historical_Stage2622: Loaded more $ASTS...free dip
[+6] u/Chance-Albatross7809: god this cycle is so boring can we go back to normal
[+6] u/Swimming-Plane-1610: Who got on qqq 0dte calls today????
[+6] u/CorvusGearlock: This sucks for the people holding long term who will end up giving back all the gains
[+6] u/Tdollaz4: Vibe coding? Try vibe trading!
[+6] u/skychief99: Orange Peel and his crew of yes men Tangerines has the strategy all wrong.
What they need to do is restrict all US oil exports.
Sell nothing to any other country.
You'll then see the Strait of Orange situation resolved real quick.
[+6] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Relax guys I’m liquidating some equities to pay the taxes on these gainz. We should be back up and running soon.
[+6] u/Austerlitz19: I wonder if one day we'll look back at Allbirds becoming an AI company gaining like 400% and realize that that was the top
[+6] u/Dependent_Bike_3112: double top into double bottom on nvda time for double middle
[+6] u/True_Butterscotch362: Why are we not green yet
[+6] u/Chemical-Coconut-203: Of course it goes flat as soon as I buy a call. I just singlehandedly ruined this pump for everyone.
[+6] u/dreamer_Neet: shit is bout to go green, i can feel it
[+6] u/tika_dengu: dip buyers rewarded, again
[+6] u/KindlyTie6602: Bears will be right someday. They just won’t have any money left when it happens
[+6] u/Marcinho21: Final stop before the pits of hell
[+6] u/GalacticPlutoBear: Take me back to SPY 420 by 4/20
[+6] u/letsgocaca: if tsla hits 380 today, i will shove 15 ice cubes up my ass and share the video
[+6] u/Ecstatic_Love4691: Green by open is crazy
[+6] u/bringkiteback: I’ll suck a cock for a -1% day
[+6] u/kim82352: we have a -.07% red day today so we can have another 13 geen days after. i think its fair .
[+6] u/raid_z0: Can’t be wrong if you buy puts and calls on the same stock 🧠🧠
[+6] u/undocumented_twerker: I'm just vibe vibing
[+6] u/Derek_the_Red: Glad I bought the ASTS dip at open.
[+6] u/MrNo_Balls: why can't I just 100x my port in a single trade?
[+6] u/wenxuan2: You actually can? Its called 0dtes
[+6] u/chibi78: This whole thing with Strait of Hormuz is turning into Dave Chappelle skit Making the Band
[+5] u/AlGAdams: I am. Idk about these other thirsty dudes
[+5] u/Fit-Improvement6692: WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH COMPASS HOLY SHIT
[+5] u/SuggamadexRocuronium: THE WAR IN IRAN IS INCONSEQUENTIAL TO THE GLOBAL ECONOMY!
[+5] u/rcantu314: Who bought asts calls
[+5] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: SPYYYY GO YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD ( I’m not over leveraged on calls or anything)
[+5] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: does a flat day= a win for the bers now 🤣
[+5] u/csklmf: whats the news for POET
[+5] u/thewaterb0yyyy: Bers love yelling “timber” at a .10% drop
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: Taxing the air we breathe
[+5] u/Cheekyadger: NFLX the only thing being green today
[+5] u/ButtExterminator: bers got excite again over nothing
[+5] u/True_Truth: 4/20 we blazing early!
[+5] u/HywayKind: this is gonna dump so hard, isn't it?
[+5] u/Weekly_Finding6260: ty bers for the call discounts
[+5] u/hedwigpanda: If it ends green for the 14th day in a row it'll be the first time since the 50s.
[+5] u/artandambition: Ahh yes another day of infinite bids up.
[+5] u/DefiantDelta: they’re shooting at boats and no ships moved for two days? let’s sell all our fertilizer, lng, and oil
[+5] u/syedhuda: *silence of the bers*
[+5] u/sergechewbacca: Sold POET at $7. I am regarded.
[+5] u/crudeoil-deville: get. fucked. bers.
spy 725 by EOM, 750 by summer, then 800 by EOY santa rally
[+5] u/DiceyConsultant: Lmao HIMS shorts getting rekt past few days
[+5] u/Beginning-Tax3597: I’m all in on HIMS because my wife’s boyfriend uses their boner pills and it makes her happy
[+5] u/DeezSpicyNuts: Is TikTok just a bunch of regards dancing for each other? How many times do people need to watch that shitty style of dancing?? It’s fucking weird lol
[+5] u/Just_Learned_This: Does the market know that I'm right?
[+5] u/PalsRocksMyWorld: Drill Team 6 is here
[+5] u/TheSmallPotato: Tech earnings coming up and very bullish on $MSFT and $META
[+5] u/tomato232: RDDT $450, ORCL $500, MSFT $800 EOY 🚀🚀🚀
Strong, profitable, growing businesses—currently on sale.
[+5] u/Dangerous_Bed_6785: Yo why is my face ripped off
[+5] u/penguinpandapear: Bears be like I may be early, but I’m not wrong.
My brother in Christ, being early is being wrong.
[+5] u/SmexyFlexyStudley: You want SPY to go down so your OTM puts print. I want spy to crash because SPY 600 leaps for dirt cheap gives me a throbbing boner. We are not the same.
[+5] u/damnvid: Fuck this market (again)
[+5] u/skychief99: The shitstorm hasn't hit yet. But....it's coming.
[+5] u/Ok_GAINZ: Bong is clean. J's rolled. Penjamin is charged.... Cant wait to do heroin and celebrate 420 like an adult.
[+5] u/MuchAd3474: man that kinda would be embarrassing if us delegations comes and irans doesnt, imagine the crickets
[+5] u/simao_sabrosa: Wrong day to buy calls :/
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Bulls being kept out of the room.
[+5] u/Imaginary-Pin580: A +1% spy day coming. 750 is on the card you bers
[+5] u/PocaMadre69: Lmao the manipulation to prop this market up forever
[+5] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: # IT CAN ONLY GOOD HAPPEN
[+5] u/Independent_Term5790: Nobody cares about the strait or war anymore.
[+5] u/MrNo_Balls: why is there so few here lately
[+5] u/IrishMosaic: I’m here to buy the dip. When does it start?
[+5] u/No-Put2311: Congrats to all the new BIRD bag holders! I hope your children enjoy them
[+5] u/E39_CBX: Isn’t INTC still hemorrhaging money? No way it pumps on earnings right
[+5] u/Immediate-Coast-5066: market is pricing trump will taco and remove blocade so that negotiation can continue
[+5] u/shanus94: Lmaooo lets goo bring it back to green
[+5] u/spaghetti-policy_: Sold RKLB at $69… retards really shouldn’t trade
[+5] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: Yes yes yes drop more please. Daddy needs spy under 690.
[+5] u/International_Bee653: Predicting a flat day with dow the most down
[+5] u/Scared-Signature-452: My gut tells me that the US will lift the blockade for talks to go ahead and if that happens IMO markets will rip for a short while at least..
[+5] u/wilhelm96: Is this the daily recovery that was foretold and promised to us 3000 years ago
[+5] u/Fine-Doughnut-2109: Repeat the cycle till everyone is desensitised that’s the play
[+28] u/Get_dat_money: 🥭 says Wednesday night deadline and extension "unlikely"
Take this as your sign that today and tomorrow will be red, then load calls Wed morning, cause we're extending that deadline Wednesday night 💯
[+19] u/BlakeTheDog: This is unironically the best place for breaking news.
[+16] u/drbigtoe: I have zero confidence in this admin to come up with any sort of deal or agreement. I have zero confidence in this market to reflect the reality on the ground.
[+14] u/Deep-Ad-8525: New ceasefire agreement and new strait opening statement incoming . Spy +10%
[+14] u/somewhere_cool: Bol waiting for the V they were promised 3000 seconds ago
[+13] u/Dragonlvr420: SPY had a vision of reality for 5 seconds
[+13] u/BadBoyBilbo: “The strait is open and we have a ceasefire!”
SPY +12%
“Actually, the straight is closed and we are firing upon and commandeering vessels that attempt a transit.”
SPY -0.12%
[+13] u/No-Insurance100: Non-stop torrent of lies on Twitter right now about Iran going to Pakistan to sign a deal, they're trying to engineer a V
[+12] u/Karl-Levin: US delegation sitting at an empty table in Islamabad being like "they are just late, Iran is coming".
Pakistani waiter giving them a sympathetic look. "Sure buddy, sure."
[+12] u/Tautol0gic: I bought SPY back in 1993 so this shit doesnt faze me
[+11] u/ideletedmyaccount04: >Reddit (RDDT) total revenue for full-year 2025 was $2.203 billion, marking a ~69% year-over-year increase. The majority of this revenue ($2.1 billion) was driven by advertising.
Mods are modern day slaves.
Positions: Cash
[+11] u/FatFluffyFish: "Israel never talked me into the war with Iran"
Guys, I think Israel talked him into it lmao
[+11] u/habfranco: big ass volume candles, someone is dumping
[+11] u/Sick0h: Full port calls, it’s worked 20 times in a row it can’t possibly go tits up now
[+11] u/Dangerous_Time_1450: Woo my puts are back to breakeven time to hold until they’re worthless
[+11] u/Stealthless: $27 profit so far today, fine dining tonight!
[+11] u/ObiWahgwanKenobi: https://preview.redd.it/btudxx249dwg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8280741eb13c72f63794620d913338467799146f
[+10] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: Of course the day I decide to just buy high everything drops
[+10] u/CoolConfusion3606: Never buy puts on a Monday, Tuesday, or Friday. Wednesday and Thursday, also bad idea to buy puts.
[+10] u/YOLOdollhair: "JD VANCE PACKED HIS EYE MASK AND TOILETRY BAG ONTO HIS CARRY-ON FOR HIS UPCOMING PAKISTAN TRIP ."
\-FINANCIAL TIMES
SPY pumps another $0.70.
[+10] u/damnthatbooty: Negative 7k on Msft calls
[+9] u/Itchy_Election_5327: it makes sense- i did buy calls this morning
[+9] u/Curious-Tap8312: Holy shit, bought a put at open, spy pumped, held it for 90 minutes and just closed it for 3% profit on this dump. Diamond balls
[+9] u/orrangearrow: Huh. everybody went balls deep in puts 2 weeks ago and we pumped. Now everybody is balls deep in calls and market starts dumping. Weird how that works
[+9] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: If this doesnt turn green imma have to sell my girlfriends cat to the chinese restaurant
[+9] u/anakin12: Is this V in the room with us ?
[+9] u/JSlickJ: im amazed at how im able to perfectly time the bottom eevrytime I go short
[+9] u/Any-Cartoonist-7052: WE HAVE OBLITERATED THEIR NAVY, AIR FORCE, AIR MISSILE DEFENSE, THE STRAIT IS OPEN. IM GAY - Trump at 3pm
[+9] u/Floating_Mass: Green by close, unironically.
[+9] u/Haikoe: Lol weakest pump. GL this week bulls, im out
[+9] u/69spacecadet69420: There goes all my hard work watching the screen for several hours to lose money.
[+8] u/Alfman66: “Why is it going down” motherfucker the straight didn’t even open why is it up
[+8] u/bennyblancobb: holy volume insider?
[+8] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: When the market up 2%, I’m up 0.5%
When the market is down 0.4%, I’m down 3%
[+8] u/nthnreallymatters: These are the worst market conditions possible
Total uncertainty, zero fundamentals, driven by fear and confusion
Everyone is lying, impossible to determine what is real
[+8] u/HolyBubbiDiver: Why are we red, is there something going on? War is still on, so should be green??
[+8] u/FatFluffyFish: 1 red day, so that Barron can load up on calls.
Ceasefire by tmr
[+8] u/satireplusplus: > Trump: highly unlikely I'll extend ceasefire with Iran - phone interview
> Trump: Ceasefire expires Wednesday evening, Washington time
> Trump: Will not open Strait of Hormuz until deal is signed
Perfect headlines for the next TACO Tuesday!
[+8] u/LarryCarrots: Kinda crazy how we have made no real progress on the war but still pumped ~10% on concepts of a plan. Calls on every dip fuck it..
[+8] u/Dangerous_Time_1450: Bols too silly to realize they could sell for gains let it dip then buy it back
[+8] u/mneymaker: Pakistan is like
"As WE SAID, talks with Iran WILL take place. UNDERSTOOD? Motherfckin BEARS?"
[+8] u/jokull1234: >Iranian delegation to head to Pakistan on Tuesday
Alright bears, y’all had your *huge* dip this morning. Time to hand the market back over to the bulls
[+8] u/Ok-Art6659: Comon SPY 715, im loaded to the tits with 712c
[+8] u/Due-Information-6277: Wow this is the first time Ive seen 0 ships have passed lol
[+8] u/Far-Requirement9180: Member, buy calls as soon as 🌈 bears start posting dancing bears in the front page LMAOOOO
[+8] u/MordorBlues: #Open it = up 3%, Close it = down 0.5%, Infinite money glich. Cant go tits up.
[+8] u/OkAlternative7705: My puts getting fried, burn this shit
[+8] u/COLU_BUS: Just found out my favorite AI company used to sell shoes?
[+7] u/Hammered_Time: Fun day to trade. Chances for money to be made to be made on both sides
[+7] u/Bizonistic: Is this a pullback for ants?
[+7] u/shammaster1: when others are fearful, apply to wendys
[+7] u/Worth_Transition5188: Calls are free money
[+7] u/Metal-Water: We’re acting like it’s not gonna get bought up
[+7] u/grubernack276: When in doubt, zoom out. You just get more doubts.
[+7] u/TraipseTraveller: This thread is aids today
[+7] u/aka_crashoverride: Faking it. Like how I fake my orgasm with my girlfriend.
[+7] u/Cold_Substance9812: being a bear is enlightened because its simply betting on mango to be incompetent at his job
[+7] u/Send_Lawyers: Pissed away 2k on calls today. In hindsight that was dumb
[+7] u/Illustrious-Low4128: I sold my stupid puts you bers are welcome for this
[+7] u/Cold_Substance9812: mango handed bulls his turd called it chocolate and u idiots ate it. now reality is coming back into play and u stupid bulls are dying of poisioning
[+7] u/Itchy_Election_5327: you know what? calls
[+7] u/Such_Coin: Quick rugpull so 🥭's buddies can get back in, then tweet to pump after market closes.
[+7] u/mydoortotheworld: It was the dumbest rally all along. You’re telling me a ~15% pump in less than half a month is normal and healthy? Especially when fundamentally basically nothing has changed? You’re a fucking chud. You’re so fucking stupid if you believed it. That said, calls
[+7] u/marlonm2321: Crazy how spy is gonna find away to end +.30% in the green today
[+7] u/neaturee: Load puts. After close he will officially announce the invasion.
[+7] u/EyeSea7923: I wish I was a bear so I never had to worry about capital gains.
[+7] u/CowboysfromLydia: Holy shit i decided not to look at the charts today cause i was sure we were gonna crater.
\-0.4%? Life is good as a permabull.
[+7] u/CardiologistIll7271: sorry bulls im switching sides
[+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: 🐂 buy the dip it’s gonna sky 🚀 again 📈📈📈
me as a bear 🤡🤡🤡
[+7] u/DM_KITTY_PICS: *0.5% red after literally the longest green streak in history*
>And this is why bulls are fucked
- bears
[+7] u/LemurianAdvantage: Would be a lot more fun in here if it weren't the same 3 posts over and over again
[+6] u/DeshawnLive_: love seeing my money disappear again
[+6] u/Potential-Release662: I finally bought calls. You're welcome gay bears
[+6] u/pussinbuuts: SMALL CAPS ARE GREEN AF WHEN THEY SHOULD BE THE MOST FUKT
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP LMAO
[+6] u/2AMTrader: need 705 so my puts are ITM sooner than later.
[+6] u/Little-Breadfruit-95: Literally nothing is gonna happen at this rate.
[+6] u/Itchy_Election_5327: time to take profits ber, barron just got a text
[+6] u/Western_Rope_6826: Made exactly $.96 on my put. Eat my dick bulls 😈
[+6] u/Cold_Substance9812: bull euphoria in here is still crazy high. we have a bigly ways to dump
[+6] u/qrqrafafzvzv: First pull back in a long while. Extending my long calls.
[+6] u/isospeedrix: wtf, is CAR an AI company?
[+6] u/fredditf: Trump: Highly unlikely I'll extend ceasefire with Iran.
[+6] u/poopieuser909: absolutely love how bearish its in here, means pump imminent
[+6] u/joshuarobinsonmsu: spy goes -0.5% for an hour and bulls act like the world is ending
[+6] u/bennyblancobb: they havent read the art of deal, we are in the second phase like he calls it. Everything they do just do the same so they dont have leverage. \*art of deal\*
They close hormuz... nnononono we close hormuz... they stop talks.... noonon we stopped talks
[+6] u/catastronot: Debated buying an OLED tv for $3k until I stayed at my sisters for a week and realized it doesn’t matter since streaming quality is dog shit
[+6] u/Scribble_Box: Maybe I'm not a bull. Maybe I'm just a contrarian, because it feels way too bullish in here.
[+6] u/nascarhero: Schrödinger’s Islamabad Meeting
[+6] u/AbjectProcedure3589: Hilarious that I finally buy a call and shit goes down
[+6] u/C130J_Darkstar: TACO Tuesday tomorrow
[+6] u/peterpeer9: imagine wasteing your entire day watching a line move down
[+6] u/Cold_Substance9812: the fate of ur calls lies in the hands of jd vance. losers
[+6] u/pineapplelover212: Why did trump say a deal would be signed tonight? …
[+6] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Straights don’t matter. Gays do!
[+5] u/Ticksdonthavelymph: No cause we are collectively ready for it
[+5] u/Wrath_FMA: Out of my puts at the low, I know this market
[+5] u/arbitraryBlue: But my tariff check that was definitely coming my way 😢
[+5] u/gooneral_MC: this highly illegal selling must stop
[+5] u/Nateleb1234: I hope this dip keeps dipping.
[+5] u/abused-throwawayy: Im still a bear so the market will go up dw
[+5] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Dip buy gang, present yourselves
[+5] u/Level_Counter3062: I lost everything it's the end for me
[+5] u/yvngboy1234: hope u regards didn’t close were back green eod
[+5] u/no_simpsons: heads up, I just sold ARM, so expect it to pop for earnings.
[+5] u/burnerAccountDuh24: The whole market is now based entirely on truth social lol
[+5] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Msft everyone is V ing come on now
[+5] u/Mission_Ring_8712: To the bears, I want to help you guys out. Listen carefully, I’ve been there. With any news, good or bad, it’s not the news that matters but the markets reaction to the news. The market showed its cards last week. The escalation of this war will not crash the market. If the crash was going to happen, it would’ve happened already. Be smart, don’t fight the current. Now is the time to buy.
[+5] u/el-art-seam: Where’s the massive morning dump? I wanted to buy the dip…
[+5] u/WishboneMajor7915: Little pull back into ATH rippers
[+5] u/Extension-Change-441: so many delusional bulls talking to themselves here. THE BERS ARE ALREADY EXTINCT.
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: MSFT was only allowed 1 good week
[+5] u/skin_flute_player: The market is rigged every time it moves against my positions.
[+5] u/Ok_Importance9886: HOLY V!!!! m calls are printing
[+5] u/e10n: Some clown said Tesla always hits 420 on 4/20. Fuck my calls.
[+17] u/xXFoxyGrandpaXx: Trump is literally negotiating with himself lmao
[+16] u/stopstockingme: I wish I never joined this subreddit :(
[+16] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: This casino sucks it doesn't even give free drinks
[+14] u/Damandalorianway: why is VIX up 10% and why did spy go from 630 to 710 on low volume this all seems like a perfect setup for a massive rug pull which only means one thing…
Full port calls
[+12] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: 🌝yeah we are still moving massive amounts of military equipment/personnel + an additional carrier to the theater which come with massive daily operational costs. not coming for nothing.🚬🗿
[+12] u/RedPiece0601: They should just send a couch
[+11] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: Who is the retard that logged into my account and bought these calls this morning???? oh wait..... it was me.
[+11] u/TreeofLibertyFood: BREAKING: In a major retaliatory operation, IRGC forces have seized my portfolio.
[+11] u/inconsistentsavant: What a shitty market overall? We’re just sitting in here pretending this volatility is normal. lol.
[+11] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: There seems to be a discrepancy:
JD has arrived in Islamabad for peace talks.
[https://nypost.com/2026/04/20/us-news/jd-vance-us-delegation-to-land-in-islamabad-within-hours-astrump-tells-the-post-nobodys-playing-games/](https://nypost.com/2026/04/20/us-news/jd-vance-us-delegation-to-land-in-islamabad-within-hours-astrump-tells-the-post-nobodys-playing-games/)
Also, JD never showed up to Islamabad, and never even left Washington DC.
[https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/vance-has-not-yet-left-iran-talks-pakistan-source-says-2026-04-20/](https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/vance-has-not-yet-left-iran-talks-pakistan-source-says-2026-04-20/)
LOL WTF
[+10] u/zestykite: Tomorrow's deadline falls suspiciously on a Tuesday... A taco Tuesday
[+10] u/lessoninprogress: We can have 10+ days where it pumps straight up but god forbid we had one day where we go straight down. Ffs
[+10] u/enc-nyc: fuck I've made 4k mistake today. thanks META
[+10] u/RetinalSmear: keep gambling because nothing really matters, the worst that could happen is you have to work for the rest of your life.
which is likely anyways
[+10] u/Peppper: We were always at war with Oceania
[+9] u/sanmar2225: #nobody has to know. this could be *OUR* milk
[+9] u/TruthFantastic1741: I called puts, but I put calls
[+9] u/Creepy-Restaurant183: if spy touches 710 before the day ends i'll jerk off on IG live
[+9] u/Zestyclose_Raisin459: this is like watching paint dry...
[+9] u/Frantic___: My 710 SPY calls are screwed aren't they
[+9] u/Least-Internal267: Hey guys I’m an attractive woman. If you pump SPY I’ll DM you 😘
[+8] u/nickb527: Do we get Taco Tuesday tomorrow?
[+8] u/LetigiousBoobFart: **A BIT OF ADVICE FOLKS:**
you don’t have to worry about wash sales if you only make money
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+8] u/thegreatgumbini: Of course the pump I needed to exit my calls happened during a 30 minute meeting when I was in a room with no reception...
[+8] u/Willing_Spring2736: They all laughed at me when I said dick pills gonna make me rich..well whose laughing now mom???
[+8] u/Leading_Form_8485: How do I sue the US?
[+8] u/Warm_Tzatziki: Satellite launch went guh
[+8] u/zurijer: No one buying or selling.
Just algos
[+8] u/Suavecore_: Spy gonna be flat for a month to wait out all the options now
[+7] u/UnknownM007: Watch us end +.01 just to fuck the bers mind
[+7] u/AcademicStandard3701: This just rotation into small cap spy/qqq gonna go green soon.
[+7] u/Personal-Boss-7111: Bring on the pain for the bools. Been too long.
[+7] u/apurimac777: Just shut the fuck up and buy calls
[+7] u/Zoloft5250: Honestly the biggest risk to buying calls for TACO Tuesday is Mango regard waking up tomorrow and thinking it's still Monday
[+7] u/Nudge55: who tf is lying - the trump admin saying JD Vance is travelling for talks, or the Iranian gov saying no talks will be had?
WTF is going on?
[+7] u/ActivatingEMP: It's ridiculous- we haven't recovered to where we were before the fake opening
[+7] u/Tirikemen: Bulls and bears can agree on one thing, at least. Theta gang are a bunch of assholes.
[+7] u/Williamnguyen62838: BREAKING NEWS: THE STRAIT IS OPEN NOW DRILL BABY DRILL
[+7] u/Frosty-Pea-4577: was up $2000 yoy last week and lost it all, i belong here
[+7] u/legible_print: Now that tariffs are being refunded, prices will go down right?
[+7] u/jazzgrackle: SPY not making insane 7-10 point moves intra-hour and people think it’s a conspiracy. We’ve come accustomed to a clown market, so a small range feels wrong. Strange times.
[+7] u/uwu_owo_whats_this: can we not just dick around 707.50 all day please
[+7] u/confused_teabagger: Unironically Iran should offer to use their NUCLEAR and oil to built more power plants and host AI data-centers. That would protect them far more than any weapon.
[+7] u/Agitated-Ad-3995: I should not have traded today, yikes
[+7] u/Creepy-Restaurant183: i have a feeling spy is about to BUST all over and hit 720 EOD
[+7] u/Ok-Bid-5378: lets create our own index and prohibit MMs to participate
[+7] u/Anxious-Rest4916: Just here to watch my portfolio get emotionally damaged in real time
[+7] u/xeemyy: 🅱️**IG** 🅱️**EAUTIFUL** 🅱️**ENIS**
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+6] u/brute-forced: Oh boy, the White House is criminal investigating beef, producers, and cattle ranchers in the United States to determine why prices have gone so high… I think the Call might be coming from inside the house
[+6] u/KroKart100: I gotta stop playing puts
[+6] u/xXFoxyGrandpaXx: Up $11 today, I’d say that’s a win
[+6] u/vermilli21: This chart looks fucking stupid like the mods
[+6] u/Sandvicheater: You mofos were told not to bet the ranch when market was rocketing on low volume because the mom and pop investor were not convinced and back in the markets. You mofos were told that any peace deal was tenative at best built on the house of cards and all it took was one TACO tweet or major incident on the strait for shit to be locked down again.
But fuck it buy calls because green line must go up right boys.
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Just so you know, the ai circle jerk is still warp speed in corporate
[+6] u/UselessPresent: Find the most ridiculously over priced asset -> buy calls
[+6] u/BrownDog42069: has anybody ever tried buying calls and puts at the same time? seems like you can’t lose. not sure if I’m on to something here 🤔
[+6] u/spudbro00: Vix up 12% and Russel green lmfao
[+6] u/Zoji25: Bought a bunch of 0dte spy puts at open. Not checking them until 2pm. Easy money.
[+6] u/Worldly_Specific_377: Down 2600$ playing both ways… puts & calls…
[+6] u/SoothingWafer: Why has CAR gone up like 200 bucks since last week
[+6] u/patmccock86: Bessent lost his mojo, bers are rejuvenated
[+6] u/Round-Space-1664: Vance is at the white house, not in Pakistan.
[+6] u/gigilero: not even attempting 710 ...interesting.
[+5] u/Intelligent_Heat451: #I went all in on ASTS over 1K shares worth
[+5] u/MrIntuition: went from down $1k to up $200 in 10 minutes lol
[+5] u/outhinking: Being forward-looking is to see this war is nowhere an end
[+5] u/X211499Reddit: Dumb fkin trading day
[+5] u/itsnotshade: IWM green, the index of companies most affected by interest rates and energy costs.
Puts seem so obvious, but I’m not about to bet against the crack pipe assumption of peace.
[+5] u/TieDependent3180: What’s stopping me from scalping spy options every day
[+5] u/ai___________: Bro you sell CCs on a red day?
[+5] u/Tadikif: BERS ARE SO FUKD lol.
[+5] u/Personal-Ebb-4717: i was promised a bllody red day by WSB. Just goes to show nobody knows shit, and always inverse wsb.
[+5] u/darth_scion: Is Netflix out of business or something?
[+5] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: The day I buy Call with High leverage is always the day is the red day…
[+17] u/Dry_Shirt7120: You motherfkers, I joined this subreddit to make money and all I ever got was debt and high cortisol. I wish I never downloaded robinhood’s fuckass app
[+15] u/bearhunter429: #We waited all weekend for this boring ass flat shit? LMAO🤌
[+11] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: February 1, 2026: Gonna load up my investment account and take some buy and hold positions in established tech companies. No options this time, too much leverage and risk.
April 20, 2026: I’m gonna short oil futures and use the profits to buy phase 3 pharma stocks and rocket companies
[+10] u/Threebridges2: 🌮 Tuesday came early, 🥭 says ceasefire now set to expire Wednesday instead of tomorrow
[+10] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: 🌮 says it’s unlikely the ceasefire will be extended
Ceasefire expires tomorrow at 8 pm EST but Vance isn’t leaving for Islamabad until tomorrow
It takes nearly 20 hours to get there lmao
[+10] u/music_crawler: Bears are unbelievably mad right now that they aren't getting 20% market downturns.
[+10] u/DumbNutter: The volume is really dogshit today. Nobody wants to make a move
[+10] u/GreenGameboyColor: 0dte puts were not the move
[+9] u/Valkorion335786: Peace talks failed last time because Netanyahu called JD's phone which detailed the whole thing
Will JD have his phone on silent this time?
Find out next time on Stock Market Z
[+9] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: We all just here pretending to work. AI couldn’t pretend to work like humans if it tried.
[+9] u/No_Risk5411: Is spy even moving anymore wtf
[+9] u/Valkorion335786: Iran should start the peace talks by asking JD how Netanyahoo's corruption trial is going lmao
[+9] u/masegesege_: flat as my post op wife
[+9] u/cosmicoconuts: I wanna buy puts so bad 15 day in a row
[+8] u/Appropriate_One_4273: You know u wanna break out SPY DO IT
[+8] u/LaserBeamer17: Lmfao Vance is still in DC and has not even left for Pakistan
[+8] u/Noble_Bastard: Lol. Even when ber is right, they get wrecked by Theta.
[+8] u/Pete26l96: Any1 can explain why bers are celebrating being down less then half a percent from ath?
LOL
[+8] u/FunInteraction9796: we’re ending green lmfao watch it pump for no reason at 2:00
[+7] u/djklmnop: Whats up with the volume? They need to just close the market for low attendance.
[+7] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: USO is trying so hard to break through, you can really tell the MMs are trying to suppress it and pump the indices as much as they can. Such a clear inverse coupling lmao
[+7] u/bwn69: Wife just showed me a pic of her friends boobs. Calls.
[+7] u/miku_fan_39: what is this volume? no one trading today?
[+7] u/kemar7856: Yahoo finance Calls asts a wsb stock 😭
[+7] u/Big_Variation7319: will stocks ever go down again?
[+7] u/RunesDubloons: idk im green today, git gud (my portfolio is -8.9% YTD and -5% 1 YR)
[+7] u/IllustriousRuin1956: Stop asking why it isn't tanking. Just accept the manipulation. Wendys isn't hiring. You can't afford to lose anymore money.
[+7] u/Low-Pizza-8071: cash gang is getting ready to lose on another taco tuesday
[+7] u/TrickyDickCheney: Dollar red while oil up 5% is pretty weird
[+7] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Nobody has the attention span for WWIII anymore. Shit would be old news in a week. Even if I were sent to the frontlines, you’d find me drunk partying in Ibiza a week after deployment
[+7] u/Sober_Alcoholic_: Too many of yall have forgotten it’s tech earnings season. Good luck buying puts into all those earnings 🤷♂️
[+7] u/YungIrv: 🌮 tweet being drafted as we speak
[+7] u/f0xinaround: Market definitely wake and baked this morning. It's not doing shit today. 🌿🌬️💨
[+7] u/ruskyandrei: Bulls expected a V, but we got a Ʌ
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #Every time SPY dips as little as -0.2%, virtually all stocks take a huge dump. LMAO🤌
[+6] u/NotMyMainLoLzy: Either dump or pump. This tepid bullshit is getting on my nerves
[+6] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Omg it’s a ber party you cannot get in
[+6] u/IceyFoxes: bers coming out of the closet at a -0.4% drop LMAO
[+6] u/Blyrone__Blashinton: I’m really gonna sit with this 0dte spy call just to lose $32 once I get annoyed enough.
[+6] u/SageLeaf1: Spy was gonna make your port green, but then it got high
[+6] u/Minimum-Produce-6441: Some shit gonna happen. That I know
[+6] u/Capratezero: Can someone call orange man and boost the pump
[+6] u/Lurk_Maximus: This is a lot more fun if you play the super Mario Bros theme music in the background
[+6] u/BakedCalifornian: Spy Puts right here look great.
[+6] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: This shit isn’t ending anytime soon, but it seems the market is happy to take things day by day rather than anticipate what’s coming
[+6] u/Austin_Destroyer: Aw shiii. SPY gonna finish red today. Berrorists win /s
[+5] u/cyril1991: Let’s have another +1% day, just because
[+5] u/moviekid214: Gang I think he MAY have been talked into this war by Israel
[+5] u/nknk_3: Pakistani officials to JD Vance “Are the Iranian negotiators in the room with us now”
[+5] u/Napster-mp3: Live Laugh Love Hormuz
[+5] u/Aware_Secret_8910: I have to understand how SPY is at -0.35% but every relevant stock is between -1% and -2%.
I guess CostCo being up is why
[+5] u/sleepyguy007: see you guys at 6k in the summer
[+5] u/No_Current3675: Ain't shit to buy rn.
[+14] u/KarlLachsfeld: I AM UNDER NO PRESSURE WHATSOEVER TO MAKE AN IRAN DEAL
SURE BUDDY SURE
[+14] u/DiamondHands667: Option trading. One moment you’re looking at lambos. The next day you’re looking at a 1997 Toyota Camrys.
[+13] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: Why are you "ber" and "bol" people so fucking cringe, you sound retarded. Fuck you.
[+13] u/Beagle001: He just blamed all presidents before him for everything.
[+11] u/Captain_Lameson: With the volume on SPY, seems like everybody is waiting for news.
News will come at 4:05 pm EST
[+11] u/WSB-mods-are-: You're not depressed, it has just been too long since you last watched The Lord of the Rings
[+11] u/Shoddy_Ad897: Put your phone down and go outside. 707 will still be there when you get back
[+10] u/DickManning: They say money can’t buy happiness but they’ve clearly never been retired with a margarita on the beach
[+10] u/meforprezz: we gonna V or nah? my calls are fucked
[+9] u/meforprezz: the things i would do to just breakeven
[+9] u/radishr: Forget about Thanos. Theta is the true villain.
[+9] u/BrainMale: Why can’t we just drop a supply crate with a laptop and zoom negotiations with Iran instead of making poor old Vance fly back and forth
[+9] u/Historical_Mail7496: gotta give it up to the MMs they run a tight pinning program
[+9] u/MajorSexer67: Operation epic shit in my underwear today
[+8] u/MrMonopolieeee: Markets (been) broken. Straight closed no natural gas oil fertilizer no refineries active no ceasefire no bitches ?! Spy up 7% past month
[+8] u/cromwest: This is what dumps look like in 2026
[+8] u/shindiggaa: Don't worry we'll taco out of this by tomorrow
[+8] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Oil ripping up again, DXY starting to creep back up, you know what that means for SPY
*nothing* lmaooo
[+8] u/DCrebuilds: Another day losing money when I just had to wait to make money
[+8] u/trsx5: Why is the number always bigger when it’s red? How do I disable red numbers?
[+8] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/puts_every_day made a bet that SPY would go to 725.0 within **3 days** when it was 710.627 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 7 losses
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[+7] u/Rvin16: SPY when bad news : .25%
SPY when good news: 4.0%%
[+7] u/-IQ200: Just closed SPX calls on this hellish slow curl up, it’ll take off now that I’m out.
[+7] u/outoftownMD: No business being above 670
[+7] u/StocksStormTrooper: Pakistan said Iran’s refusal to negotiate a second time is just posturing to get best possible deal but is now ready to negotiate. 🤣
[+7] u/User0198888: announcement incoming
[+7] u/CallsOrPutsYES: Did the REGARD ever figure out how to get his 2000 barrels of oil shipped to his house?
[+7] u/tinim9: SPY puts and calls expiring today are both fcked. Staying on the sidelines for now.
[+6] u/TJMBeav: Damn. Are the Red Sox going to use up the bullpen by the 6th? Go Tigers. I've been betting their current win streak! Better payoff for me than the markets have been lately!
[+6] u/hardcrepe: Buy a call. Watch it go up at night only to trade down before open. Buy a protective put and watch your stock theta all day.
[+6] u/-Ophidian-: Oh god not the -0.29%
[+6] u/jerome-yellen: Calling bears paperhands is an offence to paper. Ive seen stronger paper than bears resolve.
[+6] u/delicious_oppai: Spy gonna pump into close for no reason
[+6] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Bulls make money. Pigs make money. Bers get slaughtered
[+6] u/Specialist-Sun-4751: Massive EOD rally coming
[+5] u/puts_every_day: Didn't he just say that the deal with Iran will be signed today? Wtf? Why are we not rocketing?
[+5] u/CJBlueNorther: Why is Fidelity so dogshit when it comes to depositing funds? Last year I opened an account with them and it took an entire month for the money to clear to even be able to open a trade.
Meanwhile depositing on Robinhood and IBKR has always been instant.
[+5] u/Arya_Warrior_Girl: Looks like we are all done with Mango’s market manipulation
[+5] u/ManBearPig_1983: I passed a kidney stone yesterday and slept in from morphine. Why are we pumping? News?
[+5] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #Patience, DA BERS just added more fuel to the SPY800 fire
[+19] u/solidsneeze: THETALITY 🩸
FLAWLESS VICTORY 💀
[+12] u/rubsdikonxpensivshit: From 🥭
“We emptied out all the cash in the banks in DC, Virginia, and Maryland” -for money to give to Iran in hopes of making a deal.
Did he just start a bank run? Lmao
[+11] u/Bob_the_peasant: 720c for this Friday, let’s see how much I can lose
[+11] u/Far_Addition1210: He has lost it. There is no way they are going to conclude a deal with Iran in 48 hours.
[+10] u/hermeskino715: You're supposed to buy this dip up like a good bol, not have indecisions
[+10] u/Dewton: Spy is coiling into a double death suplex cross stone cold slammer with some jam toast. Calls.
[+10] u/SherbertOk2563: seems like a new ATH is coming this week..
[+9] u/octopus4488: I would be a bit worried about the US if not for these reassuring, statemanly tweets from the Orange Deliverer.
... instead I am very worried.
[+9] u/CD274: Timing the market > time in the market
[+8] u/D1finalboss: Dismal volume on SPY
[+8] u/Automatic-Scene5621: So proud of myself for sitting on my hands today. I am trying to overcome this obsession with having to trade every day. A compulsive person I am. A competent trader I’d like to be
[+8] u/FearlessStatement144: Jesus , watching paint dry would be more exciting than watching charts today
[+8] u/eljefechico: I just hate the color RED, it just pisses me off man
[+8] u/eljefechico: LLEEERRROOOYYY JENKIIIIINS!!! (proceeds to lose entire port)
[+8] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: whoa big red DICK coming in
[+8] u/Big-Refrigerator1899: sick of this market so I'm going to create a straw hat company. and then in a few months I will no longer make straw hats and instead make AI
[+8] u/Axonum: this is the most boring flat price action ive ever seen
[+8] u/devereaux: That guy will say absolutely anything
[+7] u/MrsEveryShot: please let this 0DTE hit so I don’t have to cold call anymore
[+7] u/brewski512: Why did I trade today
[+7] u/FinishWarm1746: this rebound will be legendary
[+7] u/carvanaPUTS: They can take all my money, but they can’t take away my thesis
[+7] u/Trashpanda7193: Absolute cockroach market, survives everything
[+7] u/Chemical_Hospital154: my nflx leaps sinks like Titanic.
[+7] u/ebfeebfe: This seems like an excellent market opportunity to pivot, sell it all, abandon my debts, and start living under a false name in a different country
[+7] u/Vulthen1: 🥭 with the latest truth indirectly confirming that there's no deal happening anytime soon
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: this market is retarded, why doesn't it keep going up? Just go to SPY 1400 so I can double my money, exit this shit and never come back to the casino.
anyway see you tomorrow for my daily episode of "calls or puts? Doesn't matter what I pick, I am always wrong anyway"
[+6] u/Awake_Beast616: They pop, dropped it and then pinned it flat for *three hours*?
And you're still sitting here?
Market Maker wins again.
[+6] u/carvanaPUTS: Why did they stop pumping as soon as I buy call?
[+6] u/bluen: Nuclear Pump Detected
[+6] u/thefrozen_one: Day’s over, nothing to see here folks. Theta wins gg
[+6] u/burrowed_greentext: my 9-day green streak is gonna end :(
time to start a new green streak :)
[+6] u/xeratice1: just found out my tradingview isn't real time data... (that's not why im negative for the past 7yrs YTD)
[+5] u/SinStockGuy: BREAKING: JD Vance named new Ayatollah Kokamamie
[+5] u/SilverVikingTT: Israeli strikes target four towns in southern Lebanon despite ceasefire
Israeli strikes have hit several towns in Lebanon’s south in recent hours despite a 10-day ceasefire in place, Lebanon’s state-run National News Agency (NNA) is reporting.
[+5] u/Gajax: FOMO in 3....2....1.
[+5] u/riteofpass: ASTS recovery is crazy 🚀
[+19] u/ZeeBeeblebrox: I'll bring her back before market open, no worries.
[+13] u/jlw993: Wtf is the volume on SPY
[+11] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: my new strategy is to buy calls when i sell out of a stock, the fucking thing always rallies once i sell its amazing
[+11] u/NotEasyOne_Regard: Theta gang, did you had fun today?
[+11] u/ForsakenRacism: Anyone get so excited making 500 bucks on robinhood while totally ignoring your 401k going up and down 10k
[+10] u/Unlikely-Run-400: Scary how badly news is but yet markets are still above ATH while oil is also high…. Make it make sense
[+10] u/Popular_Song3371: why do we all choose to collectively stare at a stupid ass number all day?
[+10] u/DoubleFamous5751: Daily reminder, “doing nothing” is still doing something and can be the right play a lot of the time
[+9] u/nyse25: Ive seen enough send this shit to ATH
[+9] u/Wise_Ticket_5093: took the fattest L today
[+9] u/Cpinkman14: Fake meat squeeze 2.0 incoming
[+9] u/Master-Stranger8908: I better wake up tomorrow and spy at 715 . If not I’ll tell everybody about the aliens
[+8] u/A10cc: A lot of noobs haven't gone through late stage cycles and it shows.
[+8] u/JPowTheDayTrader: That's it? Only down 0.3%?
[+8] u/oldsguy65: Nagging client keeps asking for more details on how I'm spending their money. Are they really going to feel better knowing it's all gone to coke and puts?
[+7] u/cfaawlday: Who else remembers the $CAR squeeze of 2021?
[+7] u/Impossible_Top242: I love Robinhood so much , went to go close my position on marvel calls todays and secure a 45% gain . I set my sell price , app crashes and I see it sold for break even price rather than my specified sell price and I lost out on a $700 gain in 10 minutes
[+7] u/Comfortable733: Your options expire in the money.
My options expire -99%.
We are not the same
[+7] u/NotEasyOne_Regard: Today it’s official. ASTS fucked greedy bers really good.
https://preview.redd.it/9cl4xxu2aewg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72038d7af368751f4c9135c7b9a9b855ed4b68b1
[+7] u/East-Detective6697: he just posted that iranians are so grateful to him they are going to buy oil in US
[+7] u/NervousChemistry7401: VIX sitting at 19. We’re pinned here till tomorrow.
[+7] u/Substantial-Art5008: I’ve never been so unsure in my life for tomorrow. Trading in 🥭market is like playing slots
[+7] u/averagenoodle: It’s not a strait if it isn’t from the Hormuz region of the middle east, otherwise it’s just sparkling canal
[+7] u/XTotallyDifferentGuy: I buy puts, market only goes up. I buy calls, market goes down. So last Friday, I buy a strangle. What does the market do? Fucking flat. SPY can lick my balls.
[+7] u/neal_73: I did not know how to chop vegetables before today. The market taught me how to chop it finely today
[+7] u/Gom_KBull: >*"Commango in Queef stated 'The concept of the deal is done. I think we have a very good chance to get it completed.' " -* ***Axios***
# CONCEPT OF THE DEAL DONE
# SPY 42069 EOW
[+6] u/confused9: If qqq can drop down to 443 ill have a baconator today. Please
[+6] u/Rugpull_Generator: Bears buying more puts for tomorrow lmaooo
[+6] u/Single-Adeptness-769: Did I just buy calls at the top?
[+6] u/Kesthekilla: 709 would save lives rn
[+6] u/Icy-Tea-2954: Bears - this is the most anticlimactic Black Monday I’ve ever seen.
[+6] u/stonketship: Choppy theta until Wed then we see either ceasefire extension or war back on the menu 👀
[+5] u/smellyfingernail: bers gonna be spamming "bb.. bu.. but the straight of hormuz" for the rest of their lives
[+5] u/geddyclaus: I wish there was an inverse CAR ETF
[+5] u/BillyShears2015: ASTS calls are obvious free money
[+9] u/Complex-Video-2202: I am tired of winning expirience by losing money
[+9] u/SniXSniPe: This is the worst day of my life. The stonk market was massively red after x consecutive days of green
I don't know how any of us will recover from this (.3%) day
[+9] u/Midnite_07: Who's ready for Taco Tuesday?? lol
[+9] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Losing money wouldn’t be so bad if I had a job
[+7] u/No_Relief_8705: Spy isn't going down quickly because you all bought too many puts. Please, one put per person
[+7] u/Mountain_Tune_7092: Red day with low volume, me thinks gap down in the AM
[+7] u/gamblinproblem: What the hell was that
[+7] u/zuziannka: I might be the worst trader/gambler made 700 on calls didn’t sell made 700 on puts didn’t sell
[+7] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: Trying to get down to my birth weight for summer
[+6] u/Many-Yogurt1511: beyond tomorrow gunna make my balls tingle
[+6] u/IndependentAd4613: Somehow car looks like it's going higher, the drop is going to be epic too
[+6] u/theGameNWA: *The reason for the call today, John, is something just came across my desk...*
[+6] u/SneedIsHere: Robinhood cucked me on my calls. Would have profited. They sold my shit
[+6] u/Erieztoys: 4/23 715 TACO CALLs puchased
[+5] u/PROMlSED: So glad I didn’t full port 0DTE puts. Holy fucking boring flat day
[+5] u/xStringerBellx: spy 711 eod gonna destroy a lot of people I think
[+5] u/ConstantAd1: There's no stopping RKLB now
[+5] u/johnny63137: bought a put on CAR six months out 200p
[+5] u/kenathen: ant drop. when reopen , pump 10%
[+5] u/TexasHazeMaster: He’s working on a really good deal, that’s what’s taking a bit longer