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[+6] u/FoodCooker62: Markets waaay too eager to regain lost ground. Nasdaq just a few % from all time highs with a multiple in the mid 30s. Ultra speculative market.
[+25] u/BogleDick: When Trump said he was going to kill an entire civilization he was referring to the civilization of doomers on Reddit
[+21] u/PlayfulPresentation7: I don't feel sorry for whatever idiots listened to the doomsday posts.
[+17] u/StrengthIsWeakness: How is it market manipulation if I made money? Maybe go outside and stop doom posting about ww3 nothing ever happens
[+14] u/ImLemonized: I’ll never be a stupid bear again. Doomers online everywhere, ignore them. Nothing ever happens. Nuclear war? 20% inflation? Calls, BULL is the way. Market only goes up.
[+14] u/Retropixl: As soon as I saw a post a few days ago with majority of the people saying they were moving to cash I knew the bottom was close. The coping is just too good.
[+14] u/FarrisAT: Iran gets USA to stop bombing.
Iran gets Strait of Hormuz.
Iran gets to continue blowing up Gulf enemies.
Iran gets to continue firing missiles at Israel.
All in all, very bullish.
[+13] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: Everyone point & laugh at cash gang. So weak, so scared
[+13] u/joe4942: I don't time markets anymore, but this rally seems excessively optimistic.
[+11] u/ZamianX: Never seen people so upset a bombing didn't happen than on this site
[+11] u/Shostacotuesday: I have no clue why people fight buying the dip when it’s literally always worked
[+10] u/Free-Bottle-5119: Israel and Iran are still bombing and the Strait of Hormuz isn't open.
[https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:58.1/centery:27.2/zoom:8](https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:58.1/centery:27.2/zoom:8)
Watching this it looks like traffic is leaving.
[+9] u/NotGucci: This is pretty much April 2025. We will most likely continue to get talks going well and framework deal without a deal, or Iran gets a goodie bag.
Q1 ER is coming, about to be blockbuster ER season for tech and semi. Economy still remains stable.
We are about to have a lockout rally for rest of the year. See y'all bears! Stay being wrong.
[+9] u/gummi_eater: Wow, look at that pump.
[+9] u/Ok_Support_6454: Finally green for the year. Bank positions still weighing down.
Praise be to Allah.
[+8] u/FarrisAT: Strait of Hormuz is open according to traders.
Iran: “The Strait of Hormuz is closed”.
Interesting dilemma.
[+7] u/SvV_Ying: People hoping for escalation to fit their narrative is a new low. Bulls want peace and gains.
[+6] u/throwaway2676: Ceasefire couldn't even last 20 minutes. Israel truly is the worst terrorist organization on the planet
[+6] u/Much_Candle_942: Couple of days ago, whatever stock I saw, except the $1T club, had unusually high short ratio of 3 to 5, in some cases touching even 8-9. Examples - BABA at 4, and retail favorite GME at 12!
My theory is, the next few days will be driven by this shorts getting burnt, and then "war" fear mongering will be back in the headlines.
Poke holes 🧀 @ this theory.
[+5] u/Kreygasm2233: Daily reminder that when you are afraid all you have to do is zoom out the S&P500 chart
It works really well to drown out the noise from all the "experts"
[+5] u/_hiddenscout: Also this is pretty sick for the solar, robotics and infrastructure fans out there.
> A fleet of four AI-powered robots just installed 100 megawatts of solar panels at a utility-scale project in California.
> One panel per minute. No labor shortages. No fatigue.
> Maximo's robots, built with NVIDIA simulation tools and AWS infrastructure, just proved that physical AI works at energy scale.
[+5] u/Powerful-Load-4684: Going to make a disgusting amount of money today damn
[+16] u/JayRock1970: I would never have guessed Isreal would be the one to violate and screw up the cease fire....
[+9] u/corundum9: slowly deployed 25k in sgov money over the past two weeks.
market open is about to hit like crack
[+9] u/Key_Drive_6181: Love this https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/04/dow-jones-closes-down-11-points-as-apocalypse-destroys-all-life-on-earth/
[+8] u/UnObtainium17: I'm gonna need him to give another threat to human civilization to pump the markets again.
[+8] u/BaronDavis12: U.S. has violated ceasefire agreement, Iran parliamentary speaker says
CNBC
[+7] u/IvoryTowerResident: WOW so the 10 point plan trump said is a basis for negotiation is not the 10 point plan Iran presented. its a different one that we dont know what it is.
Per Karoline Leavitt press address
[+7] u/dansdansy: Saudi's East-West pipeline hit in attack today [https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/saudi-arabias-east-west-oil-pipeline-hit-iranian-attack-damage-being-assessed-2026-04-08/](https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/saudi-arabias-east-west-oil-pipeline-hit-iranian-attack-damage-being-assessed-2026-04-08/)
[+7] u/drew-gen-x: Just to put a bow on today's market.
"I felt a great disturbance in the markets today. As if millions of bear voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced"
Congratulations to all the other BTD peeps during these last 2-3 weeks.
[+7] u/drew-gen-x: Bitcoin has finally found a real world use purpose
[https://finance.yahoo.com/news/bitcoin-solana-surge-as-iran-looks-to-charge-tolls-for-strait-of-hormuz-passage-to-be-paid-in-crypto-142009952.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/bitcoin-solana-surge-as-iran-looks-to-charge-tolls-for-strait-of-hormuz-passage-to-be-paid-in-crypto-142009952.html)
"The Iranian regime is looking to charge fees of $1 per barrel of oil for tankers crossing the Strait of Hormuz, with payments to be made in cryptocurrency...."
Imagine that. Pirates want to be paid in Bitcoin. I can't think of a better justification for the world to adopt crypto /sarc
[+6] u/sNeKbIt99: No strait open AND Trump back on about Greenland.
[+6] u/creemeeseason: Murray Stahl, CEO of horizon Kinetics passed away. Sad, I learned a ton from his writings. Truly an original mind in an industry of clones.
[+6] u/Steak_Itchy: Love to see TSLA finally facing reality (reality would be under $200 but oh well)
[+6] u/Ap3X_GunT3R: Seeing some noise that Iran is “reclosing the strait” until bombing of Lebanon stops
Edit: report I’ve heard is Iranian State TV stated this and Pakistan is stating israels attacks are a violation of the ceasefire.
Trump says Lebanon/Hezbollah is not included in the ceasefire
[+6] u/jrex035: So uh, is anyone gonna let the market know that the war isn't actually over? Attacks are continuing, there was a TON of O&G infrastructure damaged today, including the Saudi East-West pipeline, the Strait is closed, and pretty much every side disagrees about what the "ceasefire" is supposed to cover.
Hell, Israel is actually expanding attacks in Lebanon, which Israel and the White House are now claiming isn't covered by the ceasefire lmao
[+6] u/FistEnergy: I fell for it too, and I too thought the ceasefire was real. The bull trap has been sprung.
"Iranian authorities have told the The Wall Street Journal that, due to the continued U.S. and Israeli attacks on Lebanon, Iran will not attend the scheduled meeting in Islamabad on Friday" - Iran's Mahdi Khanalizadeh on Iranian State TV
BREAKING: Iran's Parliament Speaker Ghalibaf: Bilateral ceasefire or negotiations is unreasonable.
it was a trap and everyone fell for it by jumping in at 931am. Look out below!
[+6] u/Final_Ad9418: I mean infinite money glitch is shorting igv
[+6] u/staythewaters: So.. the ceasefire was called off by Iran... and that didn't move the market down at all? Insane shit.
[+5] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: MSFT just cant, only up 0.5 %.
[+5] u/DecembersDragons: Holy wowsa look at oil fall. Falling like the meteor that killed all the bears ... I mean dinosaurs.
[+5] u/thegame42069: Rock hard greeen META dildo alert
[+5] u/sNeKbIt99: Yeah... this shit ain't over.
Neither side trusts each other enough to keep their commitments.
[+5] u/AJ_Grey: I took profits. Maybe a mistake but profit is locked in.