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[+8] u/Dry_Raisin2660: After new attacks on Kharg Island just now, Iran has vowed to disrupt the Strait of Hormuz for years.
[+8] u/FistEnergy: Bloomberg: IRAN’S REVOLUTIONARY GUARD WARNS NEIGHBOURING COUNTRIES 'RESTRAINT IS OVER', SAYS IT WILL TARGET U.S. AND PARTNERS' INFRASTRUCTURE, THREATENS TO DISRUPT REGIONAL OIL AND GAS SUPPLIES FOR YEARS
This has become a once in a generation event. The market hasn't priced in a major supply crisis yet because it is delusional, so you still have a little time to reposition. The supply shock will hit America in about a week, but a flash crash from "boots on the ground" or nuclear escalation could happen any time so don't delay. The downside risk hasn't been this bad since at least 2007.
[+7] u/staythewaters: This motherfucker better TACO today or we're going to be in a decades long world of hurt.
[+5] u/takemetogreenwich: is a genocide bullish or bearish?
[+35] u/FarrisAT: I’d get banned for posting what the President just wrote on social media today.
[+27] u/FarrisAT: Nice Marketwatch headline to start Taco Tuesday.
“Stocks open lower as Trump threatens to wipe out a whole civilization”
[+18] u/JGuilherme02: Americans have a ferrari for a country and elect people who can't handle a fiat to run it... Genuine regards
[+15] u/ReutersRooster: Just completely sideward. And no one seems to care about Trump basically threatening a nuke.
[+13] u/jrex035: Unfuckingreal levels of complacency going on here. Massive attack on Saudi oil infrastructure late last night and they were still able to slam oil prices back down in overnight trading. Hits on Iranian bridges and Kharg Island defenses this morning, and the IRGC announcing that all restraint is now off the table, oil barely moves and futures are down less than half a percent.
The TACO trade is over dummies, now the bottom falls out
[+13] u/Few-Character7932: Iran just cut all diplomatic channels with United States ahead of Trump's headline. We either getting Taco tonight or another disastrous escalation
EDIT: deadline*
[+13] u/NotGucci: Trump is going extend deadline at 8pm, and say something Iran reached out. Then rally.
[+12] u/mislysbb: Where’s the calm discussion dude telling everyone that a TACO is coming tonight?
[+11] u/sadferret123: Called Trump threatening nukes over a month ago.
Seeing as the stock market is one of the few things the orange turd pays attention to, market makers could do us a favour and drill the stock market so hard today to signal to him that this is not the way to go.
[+10] u/FarrisAT: FELL FOR IT, AGAIN
Surely threats to eliminate a civilization are bullish.
[+10] u/throwaway2676: Tbh, I don't think he's going to taco tonight. he's backed himself too deep in a corner. plus, it's not like israel has ever refrained from committing war crimes and targeting civilians before
[+9] u/stickman07738: We should change the name of r/Stocks reddit to TrumpTaco
[+8] u/IvoryTowerResident: Patient tesla shorters rewarded
[+7] u/Few-Character7932: Looks like the Canadian stock exchange is going to do better than S&P 500 and Nasdaq for second year in a row. As a Canadian. This is pretty rare. Thanks Trump.
[+7] u/drew-gen-x: Today will be the 3rd most hated Green Day of 2026. Followed closely behind last Tuesday and last Thursday.
I'm sorry, but this is how markets trade. They bottom during bad news, not good news announcing the all clear.
[+7] u/Zeitzen: It's wild how the market is barely reacting to this. Flooding the zone and backtracking really desensitized everyone from any posturing from Trump, actual action is the only thing that's going to move the markets at this point, which is scary coming from the guy who wanted to nuke a hurricane. Even the planes flying over the UK right now seem like they could be just a distraction to convince people something is going to happen.
I'm assuming we're going to see insider trading just before the market closes if something is actually happening in Iran tonight. What do you think would be an indicator or it? Oil futures spiking again?
The 8pm ET deadline is exactly when the after hours market ends, and since there's less liquidity and lower spreads, price volatility is higher so there's more money to be made there. Coincidence?
[+6] u/FoodCooker62: Crude at $115? President losing his mind, threatening civilian infrastructure in profanity-riddled rants? Markets dont care, here's another meme pump!
[+5] u/UnObtainium17: He was talking about that video game Civilization 6, right?
[+5] u/jigglyjohnson13: The big financial institutes finally getting tired of selling TSLA put options???
[+5] u/Zealousideal-Bus4712: so...the 47th president is threatening to unleash armageddon on 4/7 on a country that has been 'attacking america' for the past 47 years.
april 4th 1936 was also the day hitler took back the rhineland for germany (major escalation that led to ww2).
in hebrew dates, April 7, 2026 is 20 Nisan 5786, during Passover, and, in some traditions 20 Nisan is the day right before 21 Nisan (splitting of the red sea), so 20 Nisan is the day right before a climactic moment.
[+5] u/MitchCurry: Interesting article: [Major outgoing CEOs are citing AI as a factor in their decisions to step down](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/26/coca-cola-james-quincey-walmart-doug-mcmillon-artificial-intelligence-step-down.html)
[+5] u/Few-Character7932: Good job everybody. Stock market tanking is a good plan to ensure Trump TACOs tonight
[+11] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #RIP BEARS & REDDIT DOOMERS
[+10] u/couchst: President threatens to end a civilization; markets end green.
[+10] u/Dazzling-Compote-394: Iran and the US have been so far apart on their demands it's hard to imagine they will agree to something in the next 3 hours. Iran has repeatedly rejected the idea of a temporary ceasefire too, no reason to believe they would all the sudden change their mind. They've done a pretty good job at calling Trump's bluff.
[+10] u/GoldenParrot456: taco or whatever , im just glad a nation of 90 million isnt getting nuked by a mad man. wtf timeline is this
[+8] u/Dazzling-Compote-394: This market is so cucked to the TACO dynamic it's insane. Pakistan just throwing out a proposal--despite it being very unlikely either side will agree--is enough to make the market instantly reverse to the upside. The markets have literally pumped 5-6% the last 3 days on nothing except hopium. Kangaroo market to the max.
[+7] u/cupofchupachups: AH pretty mild. Nobody knows anything yet.
[+7] u/Choice_Potato_6279: Told you, taco 🌮 came in.
[+7] u/ZamianX: Redditors in shambles
[+7] u/Hoof_Hearted12: So funny how this thread is the quickest place to find news on Reddit 😅
[+7] u/SvV_Ying: Have you said thank you to Pakistan yet?
[+7] u/Axe_Raider: i will gladly pay you Tuesday for a taco today
[+7] u/Impressive_Egg2671: Gotta love when the bears treat this market like it aint some fat hooker to dim to spot a wooden nickle
[+6] u/Micksar: I held into close. Didn’t want to go into the evening rooting against good news for the innocent people in Iran.
[+6] u/philphan25: TACO TUESDAY
Also can’t wait to see the “convenient trades” volume
[+5] u/tachyonvelocity: "An Iranian source tells Qatar's Al-Araby Al-Jadeed that Iran is leaning toward accepting a two-week ceasefire "out of respect for the Pakistani mediator... and in order to give diplomacy an additional chance"
Prediction market odds of ceasefire by April 30 is now 62%, this is actually the highest since March 2.
Edit: now at 69%. This is the highest since the war began. This isn't "fake" because people still put money where their mouth is on betting markets. Something positive is going to happen.
[+5] u/Direct_Remove509: Pakistan asking for a 2 week pause. President Trump has found another TACO opportunity. He will accept it.
[+5] u/SvV_Ying: u/jrex035 please apologize to everybody.
[+5] u/Snakekekek: All the doomers in shambles
[+5] u/Swimming_Reply6673: All I'm seeing is trump will agree to ceasefire IF Iran opens the Strait. Hasn't that always been the case? I haven't seen anything regarding Iran's response
[+5] u/EmpathyFabrication: Don't tell me that Calm Discussion guy deleted their account on the eve of their biggest gloating opportunity
[+5] u/Peresviet: Wow it wasn’t different this time? That’s crazy
[+5] u/SvV_Ying: I think Trump was talking about a whole civilization of bears this morning.
[+5] u/DietFoods: What happens if Israel attacks during this period?
[+5] u/Apprehensive_Law7629: As a European i wonder: are you Americans aware that you lost this war?
[+5] u/Dazzling-Compote-394: Lol @ Pakistan begging for the TACO. No way Iran opens the strait for 2 weeks.
[+5] u/kcharles520: Everyone is saying he'll 'TACO' but this doesn't feel like a bluff this time around... Trump seems truly desperate to gain control over this conflict, no matter what the cost.
Guess we'll find out in a few hours...