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[+7] u/ZWash300: This whole military fiasco is very shady, or just horribly thought out with no foresight of economic ramifications
[+7] u/Much_Candle_942: Regime change is badly needed, me thinks
[+6] u/FarrisAT: I myself fully trust 5am Trump screeds.
Definitively trading material that determines 20+ year debt and equity valuations.
[+5] u/FoodCooker62: Another meaningless trump post pumping the markets. We are so ready to meme.
[+15] u/jrex035: Hegseth in today's briefing: "could be four, six, eight weeks or any number" until the war ends
Market: "wow, the war is over already, so awesome"
If you really think we're about to cede control of 25% of global trade to Iran, without even *attempting* convoys first, I have no idea what to tell you. Enjoy the fake ass pump and good luck when the bottom falls out
[+13] u/x992607: Russian tanker allowed to unload in Cuba. I wonder if an Iranian one would be allowed, too.
What a useless president, can't even war properly.
[+10] u/Zealousideal-Bus4712: markets surging while oil hasn't moved. interesting. let's see how it plays out.
[+10] u/Outrageous_Tip_2133: US posturing for "we are ending the war soon" actually means "we are about to launch a ground invasion soon"
[+10] u/orsomeshitidk: Idk why anyone would be bullish on the guys tweets anymore. The outlaw stuff has gotten out of hand.
[+9] u/Few-Character7932: Oil keeps on rising today. It's 13% up over 5 days. Over 55% over a month. Strait of Hermuz still closed. Hegseth lied about more traffic today through Hermuz. It was only 3 ships. No solution to conflict in sight.
The best solution is to just pack up and leave but that is not good news either. It's just the best option out of all terrible ones. The US allies in Middle East will be extremely pissed at US if they leave now.
[+9] u/creemeeseason: Seeing reports that OPEC released their March production levels.
Down 7.3 million BPD, the lowest level since June 2020.
Also, air gas declared force majeure on its helium deliveries, probably missing their production number by 50%.
Interesting times.
[+9] u/staythewaters: Brent is near $119. Oil market is more grounded in reality, at the moment.
[+8] u/Few-Character7932: Oil is not going down. Strait of Hormuz still closed. Iran and Israel still exchanging missiles. Fundamentals haven't changed. This is yet another dead cat bounce
[+8] u/DryState8984: I need at least 10 days like this to recover
[+7] u/AJ_Grey: ~~Pump~~ Trump & Dump
[+7] u/drew-gen-x: I have a feeling today is going to be the most hated 2-3% Green Day for the year on reddit : )
[+7] u/Mindless-Sabrina: Everyone here is completely doom- focused thinking there’s no possible way for anything good to happen
Good news? Already heard it, doesn’t matter
Possibility of Iran ending war? Fake news
US possibly pulling out? Can’t happen, impossible
Eventually something good will be true, will work out, and the market recover, and Reddit will be posting negativity saying “fake pump” all the way to ATH again
[+6] u/subpar321: All I know is that when the bottom is actually in you guys are going to miss it
[+6] u/Educational-Boat917: Unbelievable, it’s noon and we are still green
[+6] u/Educational_Past7353: Man this place has really just gone full-on echo chamber at this point
[+5] u/Swimming_Reply6673: Trump would piss off every single Gulf Arab ally if they pulled out now. Probably not gonna happen
[+5] u/staythewaters: Looks like we'll get $120 Brent here soon.
The story in the markets is interesting. Stock traders are hanging onto Trump's leaks out of desperation; meanwhile, oil traders know exactly what the consequences are of his actions, either by walking away without having opened the Strait...or staying and trying to put boots on the ground.
[+5] u/FistEnergy: the technical term for today's chart is "rubberized feline rapidly changing vectors"
[+5] u/DietFoods: "Historic drop in OPEC+ oil exports in March, mirroring the drop at the height of COVID."
https://i.postimg.cc/25rYLQFX/HEv3r85ak-AA8h-AC.jpg
Meanwhile demand has stayed the same. Oil prices still not reflecting the extent of the damage
[+5] u/Swimming_Reply6673: The reason for the big pump just now was apparently the Iran president said they are ready to end the war with security guarantees. Basically the same statement that's been made before but naturally the scam market jerks off to it.
[+16] u/WickedSensitiveCrew: So many people are upset stocks are up. Did they not buy the dip why they upset? lol
[+15] u/Dazzling-Compote-394: Market reaction to actual events unfolding that hurt the global economy: -1 to -2% in day (at most).
Market reaction to fake/speculative headline that is just the same recycled shit we've heard already: +3 to +4%. We're living in a clown world.
[+12] u/Anxious_Aspect965: I mean, it’s been insanely obvious that a group of wealthy people is benefitting massive by this “planned volatility”. The tariff announcements and TACO moments last year were the first evidence that this shit is clearly insider trading driven. There’s no ideological reason for this war to be happening, at least for the US government. Maybe for Israel. But the real reason for the timing of attacks and announcements of peace settlements is clearly corrupt money making.
[+11] u/gayteemo: the only thing i know with certainty is that no one knows fuck all about anything that's going to happen
[+10] u/VoidMageZero: So they're probably gonna send the ground forces in next, right? Apparently stocks like that?
[+9] u/takemetogreenwich: “We do not have any faith that negotiations with the US will yield any results. The trust level is at zero”, Araghchi said. Sounds like peace is coming guys.
[+9] u/joe4942: I don't think the war will end soon or that oil prices will quickly drop, but the rally today is an example of why I no longer time the market.
[+8] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: Iran’s president sets terms to end the war: Is an off-ramp in sight?
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/12/irans-president-sets-terms-to-end-the-war-is-an-off-ramp-in-sight?utm_source=chatgpt.com
Oh wow, the same story posted 2 weeks ago but I guess its different this time 🤣
[+8] u/MutaliskGluon: Yields, Oil, internet ponzi scheme money are all not buying this pump.
But the dumbest market of them all, the equity market, IS buying it. (also technical flows like pension rebalancing etc).
Could still bounce more but this seems like a dead cat bounce unless the war truly is ending right away
[+8] u/Anal__Hershiser: No matter which way the market goes the reactions tomorrow will provide some great entertainment
[+8] u/Steak_Itchy: This is the most obvious Bull Trap i've seen in 43 years of trading each day.
[+7] u/Apprehensive_Law7629: Hi guys, market is up because this morning I placed a quite big order for All world ETF which my bank will buy tomorrow at +3% of the price 🥲. All normal no worries.
[+7] u/CosmicSpiral: The source was an interview Pezeshkian did with PressTV. The talking points were:
• The US-Israeli military aggression against Iran is an unprecedented crime and a flagrant violation of international law.
• Iran engaged in good-faith talks with the US, only to be illegally attacked mid-negotiation—proving the US rejects diplomacy.
• Neighboring countries hosting US bases failed to prevent their territories from being used to attack Iran.
• The solution is an end to aggression; **Iran seeks no war but is prepared to end it with guarantees against further attacks**.
• Europe should drop its destructive approach and engage with Iran professionally and in line with international law.
[+6] u/Redditfortheloss: Always inverse Reddit. Always.
[+6] u/victorchaos22: Market thirsting for any semblance of good news
[+6] u/Kemilio: This, my friends, is what’s known as a “dead cat bounce”.
[+6] u/MitchCurry: >Iran’s Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi confirms to Al Jazeera that messages have been exchanged with the US, insists Tehran is not in negotiations with Washington.
>Iran’s foreign minister tells Al Jazeera that his country has not made any decision about negotiations with the US, and that it has reservations about them.
[+6] u/AluminiumCaffeine: Oil not going down makes me think dead cat no?
[+5] u/tachyonvelocity: Haha definitely the most HATED rally of all time, because everyone missed the bottom. That’s how you know it has legs.
[+5] u/IvoryTowerResident: Where are the resident geopolitical experts that said Iranians will fight to the end
[+5] u/LanceX2: Just bought 2 VTI.
Market will go down now.
[+5] u/i_am_mr_blue: Feels like back in early pandemic. Things move so fast that it is paralyzing. Should I sell? Should I buy. Up down up down up down
[+5] u/AssociateGreat2350: end of the months so we're probably also seeing a ton of repositioning today
[+5] u/VictorDanville: We are so back baby! Looks like the market bottomed yesterday, congrats to everyone who didn't sell
[+5] u/JamUpGuy1989: Literally every red flag out you can imagine on why the future is bleak economically.
And yet the market is acting like nothing is happening. It’s utter madness.
[+5] u/fiskxhero: Chart is giving art of the deal