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[+13] u/FGoobs: The biggest joke is that 🥭 could have just done nothing his entire term and the economy would be in such great shape. Literally everything they’ve done has hurt the economy. Every. Single. Thing. He could’ve been elected, and just golfed for 1460 days straight and we’d be at ~2.0% inflation and mid 3% unemployment, with slightly hotter than normal GDP growth, but no. All things considered we are hanging by a thread because of how resilient and strong the US economy is and they are actively trying to topple it at every turn.
[+11] u/UnrivalledPG: That piece of shit has done nothing since he took office.
[+20] u/Axolotis: The market is dumping because Chuck Norris died. Turns out he was holding the whole thing up by himself.
[+16] u/Apprehensive_Law7629: People were worried about AI bubble while the real threat for the markets was the orange guy 🥲.
[+16] u/AndreLeGeant88: Hate the orange man for so many reasons
[+13] u/AdamGSMA: Trump owes us money for our continued losses
[+12] u/LanceX2: im tired of winning.
[+12] u/Anxious_Aspect965: The DOW is over 50,000!
Truly cursed.
[+10] u/stattik-chiv-1: Are we winning yet Mr president
[+10] u/Great_Skott: Things are so bad that Chuck Norris decided: Even I can't even fix this shit. See ya'll in hell mfs!
RIP Chuck
[+10] u/World-Nomad: If only we had a different president, the market would be at least up 6-8% YTD.
[+10] u/xixi2: on March 21, 2025, we were down like 5% ytd. And still had another 10% or so to fall. We ended the year up like 16% ytd.
Will that happen again? No. This time we're wrecked for sure but it was cool it happened once I guess.
[+9] u/iamacheeto1: it's just going down forever now isn't it
[+9] u/Educational-Boat917: Breaking News: Iran Unwilling to Talk About Opening Hormuz While Under Attack
[+9] u/BillsFanEpsilon: Problem for mister trump is this is the first time he can’t just taco because Iran won’t let him off that easy
[+8] u/jrex035: "Iran war is the greatest threat to global energy ‘in history’, warns IEA"
>The Iran war is the gravest energy crunch ever, the head of the International Energy Agency warned, adding that it could take six months or longer to restore oil and gas flows from the Gulf.
>He said more oil had been cut off now than during the shocks of the 1970s, and twice as much gas was now offline than the amount Europe cut off from Russia in 2022.
>But Birol said that politicians and markets were underestimating the scale of the disruption in the Middle East, with roughly a fifth of global oil and gas supplies stranded in the region.
>“People understand that this is a major challenge, but I am not sure that the depth and the consequences of the situation are well understood,” he said in an interview with the FT.
>He added that “vital arteries have come to a halt”, hitting the world’s supply of fertilisers for crops, petrochemicals for plastics, clothes and manufacturing, as well as sulphur and helium. “These are vital commodities for the global economy,” he said.
>***Even if the war ends soon, “it will take a long time to have oil and gas rehabilitated. It will be six months for some [sites] to be operational, others much longer,” he said.***
And the worst part? The war isn't going to end soon and the administration *still* has no plan to reopen the Strait.
Plan accordingly, the market is still priced as if this will be a temporary problem with minimal lasting impact.
https://www.ft.com/content/09524a74-db3c-4aef-b4f7-51eda3068320?syn-25a6b1a6=1
Edit: lmao the head of the EIA is calling this the worst energy crisis in history and explicitly saying that most people don't understand the gravity of the situation, and I'm getting downvoted for sharing it.
Enjoy the market collapse yall are pretending won't happen, I'll be here laughing at all the "who could've seen this coming" posts in a few weeks
[+8] u/FarrisAT: I’ll ask again, have you even said thank you once?
[+6] u/JRshoe1997: MSFT and META are looking pretty interesting if anybody is looking to add some tech into their portfolio.
Bought some QCOM and V this morning.
[+6] u/InvestigatorPlus3229: Let’s move up the midterms and the 2028 election
[+6] u/WickedSensitiveCrew: Didnt realize NVO was in the 30s now. I remember so many threads about buying it when it was in the 80-100 range on this sub.
[+6] u/Prudent-Corgi3793: THE DOW IS OVER 45 THOUSAND DOLLARS!
[+5] u/chinaski73: So apparently Dump wants to send in ground troops to takeover Kharg Island.
[https://www.axios.com/2026/03/20/iran-invasion-kharg-island-strait-hormuz](https://www.axios.com/2026/03/20/iran-invasion-kharg-island-strait-hormuz)
[+5] u/tachyonvelocity: Some news about US thinking of taking over Kharg. Honestly don’t see the point in this at all, if we wanted to stop Iranian oil, the simple thing is to take over Iranian tankers right outside the strait instead of risking a bunch of lives trying to hold a tiny spot close to Iran’s shore and what amounts to a kill box.
[+5] u/sugeCRG: In the UK, our central bank was projecting inflation to drop to 2% in April. Our central rate is 3.75% and a quarter point cut for this week’s meeting was fully priced in prior to the war starting. Instead, we have held and the markets are now pricing in 3 rate rises by year’s end. Feels like there is a lot of pain to come.
[+22] u/atdharris: What's hilarious and sad is all of this is self inflicted. Tariffs, mass deportations, war in Iran, upcoming recession. Great job!
[+16] u/Ashamed_Ad_8365: Probably go back to 6000 soon. Then TACO attempt coming up.
It's so infuriating that this is all because once again of one very stupid and very orange man.
[+14] u/selesnyaTroll: >15:48: *TRUMP SAYS HE DOESN'T WANT A CEASEFIRE WITH IRAN
17:16: *TRUMP SAYS US CONSIDERING 'WINDING DOWN' IRAN MILITARY EFFORT
18:19: *WHITE HOUSE: TRUMP REMAINS FOCUSED ON 'TOTAL' VICTORY IN IRAN
18:25: EXPLOSIONS HEARD IN TEHRAN
nothing to see here, just your average day in dementia land
[+9] u/elgrandorado: I'm out here hoping the war ends soon, but I just get the feeling that the Taco is out of this admin's hands. Truly emblematic of a man who shat himself live on television.
[+8] u/wynveen: HAVE YOU SAID THANK YOU
[+7] u/VictorDanville: Why didn't Cam Newton dive for the ball?
[+7] u/Powerful-Load-4684: Kept buying the dip only for it to dip again. Ended up accidentally deploying $20k today lol
[+7] u/Ashamed_Ad_8365: Trump saying the strait will open itself at some point and that it would be nice if China opened it. That will instill confidence in the markets.
[+6] u/eeaxoe: TRUMP ON OPENING STRAIT OF HORMUZ: AT A CERTAIN POINT IT'LL OPEN ITSELF
[+6] u/SecularBull: Too many people still waiting for a TACO as if it will end this conflict.
If you believe the IRGC will let Trump just walk away AND open up the strait, I have a bridge to sell you.
[+6] u/Cairne_Bloodhoof: Still just buying and holding VT until I’m in the grave, but still fuck this stupid asshole.
[+6] u/AJ_Grey: Qatar about to take their luxury jet back from Trump
[+5] u/bslaven3: Winning this much gets tiring
[+5] u/millerlit: Trump just telling reporters he doesn't want a cease-fire. Lower we go
[+5] u/DonnyB79: $SMCI involved in another scandal?! Who could’ve seen this coming!
[+5] u/parsley_lover: If trump wants to go for a ground invasion, he will do so over the weekend.
[+5] u/456M: VXUS now in correction territory, down over 10% from ATH.
[+5] u/suicidalducky: If this is how it's going for awhile we're all retiring at 90..lol
[+5] u/wynveen: What a disaster of a week
[+5] u/NormEget85: Trump will soon try to TACO on the war. The question is will the markets give a fuck or is it too late?