What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 11, 2026

[+82] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: "We want them removed immediately" Lmao Oil to 120 tomorrow [+76] u/ConstantEfficiency83: Dead cat bounce complete. What hits $300 first, SPY or oil? [+68] u/radishr: BREAKING NEWS: FRANCE HAS DEPLOYED MIMES TO THE STRAITS OF HORMUZ. THIS ELITE BERET FORCE IS KNOWN TO BE SILENT, YET SILLY. [+64] u/NewDawn101: 🥭 says if Iran mines the strait of Hormuz they will face massive consequences. Also he says if they already did do it already they should remove them [+60] u/Same_College2053: Why is Iran placing mines down? Dont they know the war is complete? [+50] u/WingedScapula420: https://preview.redd.it/slb2fyxkz9og1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07b38ce934664df854a7eb6c483c92da7b674bb0 Everyone who bought SPY calls at the top when the mine news came in [+48] u/ResidentPack4103: If you ended today green after that clusterfuck you deserve every cent [+45] u/FinishWarm1746: Fuck it I’m opening the straight of Hormuz myself [+42] u/betyourask: War over not really jk we’re providing safe travel though haha jk but we are and we did no they didn’t yeah you’re right no we didn’t there are mines but there aren’t but if there were there better not be or else but the war is over already [+40] u/swenau01: AND THEY CALL IT A MINE [+36] u/smart_doge: First person to comment is ghey [+35] u/UnivalveX: - pump +1% on fake news - dump -0.2% after fake news is exposed art of the steal [+33] u/binga001: I told my mom the strait of hormuz is closed and things will get expensive as no ships can pass through. She told me it's ok, she has prime membership 🤷 [+32] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: So trump pretty much admitting there are mines, and we’re flat. That’s pretty interesting. [+31] u/looool_k_libtard: So they said strait was open yesterday with a ship going through, huge calls poured in just before announcement, then us energy secretary deletes his tweet because it’s a lie and oil soars again. Just blatant fuckery at this point. [+30] u/Dajoechi: CNN casually dropping a story that Iran is laying down mines in the Strait of hormuz. Crude jumps $10 At this point its two sides just saying things to move markets. Guess just wait a day and inverse the fear at this point [+30] u/SaveTheAles: Why would Biden do this to my portfolio? [+29] u/LearnNewThingsDaily: Hey guys and gals, Not sure if you're aware, but the federal reserve has been injecting liquidity in the US futures markets every single time markets technically fall below the 5 day DMA . I just found this out yesterday. This means the federal reserve is supporting the markets and that's why we haven't had a meaningful dip ye and why there's been unnatural dip buying that shows the markets as green 15/16 days out of 20 days, but still at lower lows. When that liquidity injection facility is used up, they'll be a short window for markets to fall and scare everyone before they stand up another facility. Hope this helps. I haven't figured out how to know what the balance of the facility to track it's depletions, but when I do l, I will report back. [+28] u/orsomeshitidk: Mr. Netanyahu, the new supreme leader of Iran just cut me off in traffic, driving a lifted Ford F250 with wheel spacers. Please deploy all available Israeli F35s to my location. [+28] u/swenau01: Reuters: “US Navy tells shipping industry Hormuz escorts not possible for now” [+27] u/drakilian: Oracle pump will fade to nothing by tomorrow guaranteed [+27] u/doctrdanger: My moves for tomorrow are to disable options trading and uninstall the app. [+27] u/OsamaBagHolding: Torpedos are still the only pedo's we've fired [+26] u/2020isgreat: Treasury blatantly manipulating the oil market lmfao [+25] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: >!✅!<>!✅!<>!✅!<>!✅!<>!✅!<>!💥!<>!✅!<>!✅!<>!✅!<>!✅!<>!✅!<>!✅!< [+25] u/mankey21: So I just watched a video outlining Russia's dependence on Oil sales and the price staying above 60ish dollars. The video was from a month ago and they were not doing well. I'm no conspiracy theorist but this whole situation has benefited them almost too well. [+24] u/Swaggerpro: Breaking news: I have found out that I am unbelievably not built for this shit. That is all [+23] u/Affectionate-Day2743: alright. fine. i'll escort the fuckin tankers myself. [+23] u/SaveTheAles: I don't know what the problem is with the mines. There's little numbers next to them to show how many are in the area. Then you put a little flag on it and it's all good. [+22] u/Tay_Tay86: His tweet just confirms that there are indeed mines [+21] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: The issue is we've made this existential. Iran wins if Iran survives. Irans real leverage is causing enough economic damage that we back off. [+21] u/fredditf: ORACLE $ORCL Q3’26 EARNINGS HIGHLIGHTS 🔹 Adj. Revenue: $17.19B (Est. $16.89B) 🟢; +22% YoY 🔹 Adj. EPS: $1.79 (Est. $1.70) 🟢; +21% YoY 🔹 RPO: $553B; +325% YoY Raises FY Guide: 🔹 FY27 Revenue: $90B (Est. $86B) 🟢 🔹 FY26 Revenue: $67B 🔹 FY26 Capital Expenditures: $50B Raises Q4 Guide: 🔹 Total Revenue: +19% to +21% YoY (USD) 🔹 Total Cloud Revenue: +46% to +50% YoY (USD) 🔹 Adj. EPS: $1.96 to $2.00; +15% to +17% YoY Q3 Segment Revenue: 🔹 Cloud (IaaS + SaaS): $8.9B (Est. $8.84B) 🟢; +44% YoY 🔹 Cloud Infrastructure (IaaS): $4.9B (Est. $4.74B) 🟢; +84% YoY 🔹 Cloud Application (SaaS): $4.0B (Est. $4.0B) 🟡; +13% YoY 🔹 Software: $6.12B (Est. $5.97B) 🟢; +3% YoY 🔹 Software Support: $4.97B (Est. $4.89B) 🟢 🔹 Software License: $1.15B (Est. $1.1B) 🟢 🔹 Hardware: $714M (Est. $723M) 🔴; +2% YoY 🔹 Services: $1.44B (Est. $1.35B) 🟢; +12% YoY Other Metrics: 🔹 Oracle Cloud Database Revenue (IaaS): +35% YoY 🔹 Multicloud Database Revenue: +531% YoY 🔹 Fusion Cloud ERP Revenue: $1.1B; +17% YoY 🔹 NetSuite Cloud ERP Revenue: $1.1B; +14% YoY 🔹 Short-term Deferred Revenue: $9.9B Financials: 🔹 Adj. Operating Income: $7.38B (Est. $7.21B) 🟢; +19% YoY 🔹 Adj. Operating Margin: 43% (Est. 42.7%) 🟢 🔹 Operating Cash Flow (LTM): $23.5B; +13% YoY Capital Return: 🔹 Dividend: $0.50/share Commentary: 🔸 “Q3 fiscal 2026 was an exceptional quarter with financial results that exceeded expectations.” 🔸 “This Q3 was the first quarter in over 15 years where organic total revenue and non-GAAP earnings per share both grew at 20% or more in USD.” [+20] u/fuck_zebster: Operation miscalculation is going as planned . [+20] u/Tay_Tay86: Even the suspicion of a single mine in the strait will keep tankers out of it fyi [+19] u/Odd-Block-2998: Bought one share of USO to trigger the end of war. Based on my past performance, statistics is overwhelmingly on my side. [+19] u/Mark_Underscore: Iran has been planning for the eventuality of closing the Strait for 50 years, but Mang0 just found out it existed 14 days ago. A handful of mines will effectively close the strait for several weeks. [+19] u/binga001: Doesn't matter how much he pretends, 🥭 is definitely panicking. [+19] u/BumbleSlob: tHe wAr iS vErY cOmPlEtE [+19] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: I mean I thought last year was retarded but this year is shaping up nicely as peak retard [+18] u/emperor_dinglenads: I don't think Hormuz is straight. I've heard some things. [+18] u/stupidber: Whats happening now? This place is the only reliable news source [+18] u/FuckleUp: Don’t hold options for over 30 seconds in this market [+18] u/ClaytonRook: "US Navy tells shipping industry Hormuz escorts not possible for now"-reuters LOL [+17] u/winner_in_life: Calls on microslop. They have the best minesweeper app. [+17] u/OrangMiskin: The kids yearn for the mines [+17] u/2020isgreat: You know what maybe I will collect my 5000 barrels of oil [+17] u/looool_k_libtard: Almost $10 billion spent already in this war and we had to cancel funding for pediatric brain cancer research last year because a bunch of floppy haired mouth breathers at DOGE said so. Oil to $350. [+17] u/corndog_messiah: Operation Epic Fail ongoing [+17] u/binga001: How about air mines for fighter jets? [+16] u/Crazy_Donkies: Donnie ordered minors, not mines. Can't get good help these days. [+16] u/McKoijion: > DONALD TRUMP SAID U.S. FORCES DESTROYED 10 INACTIVE IRANIAN MINE-LAYING BOATS OR SHIPS IN RECENT HOURS, ADDING THAT MORE STRIKES MAY FOLLOW. - TRUTH SOCIAL 10 inactive mine-laying boats? What does inactive mean? > U.S. INTEL: IRAN PREPARING TO DEPLOY NAVAL MINES IN STRAIT OF HORMUZ USING SMALL BOATS CARRYING 2–3 MINES EACH – CBS NEWS Earlier he said they were small boats. Are these the same ones? Did he airstrike some rowboats on the shore or what? > If Iran has put out any mines in the Hormuz Strait, and **we have no reports of them doing so,** we want them removed, IMMEDIATELY! If for any reason mines were placed, and they are not removed forthwith, the Military consequences to Iran will be at a level never seen before. If, on the other hand, they remove what may have been placed, it will be a giant step in the right direction! President DONALD J. TRUMP We have no reports of them doing so? Did he just make the entire thing up? [+16] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #Mines dont destroy Espstein jet fuel files bro [+16] u/NeuroLeak: Iran is mining the strait of my anus [+16] u/cryptopolymath: We are one mine from seeing VIX 70 [+16] u/SaveTheAles: Why is every email from hr, have a purple background and cursive font? Beth I understand I haven't finished my mandatory sexual harassment training. You don't have to remind me every 2 weeks. [+16] u/Murky-Gas-7976: Watch orcl rug tomorrow [+16] u/cashflow_: HELLO YEAH ID LIKE TO ORDER A POUND OF BULLY STICKS, SOME OF YOUR FINEST SPARKLING WATER AND HIT UP SOME CUTE LATINA CHIHUAHUAS https://preview.redd.it/e0aqabbtdaog1.jpeg?width=2596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b97bf140514dcfbad3b6f659dea5e8f053a0b640 [+16] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: >!1️⃣!< >!2️⃣!< >!💥!< >!1️⃣!< >!1️⃣!< >!2️⃣!< >!💥!< >!1️⃣!< >!1️⃣!< >!1️⃣!< >!1️⃣!< >!💥!< >!3️⃣!< >!2️⃣!< >!1️⃣!< >!💥!< >!2️⃣!< >!1️⃣!< >!💥!< >!1️⃣!< >!1️⃣!< >!2️⃣!< >!💥!< >!1️⃣!< >!1️⃣!< >!2️⃣!< >!2️⃣!< >!2️⃣!< >!1️⃣!< >!1️⃣!< >!0️⃣!< >!1️⃣!< >!1️⃣!< >!1️⃣!< >!💥!< >!1️⃣!< >!💥!< >!1️⃣!< >!1️⃣!< >!1️⃣!< >!0️⃣!< >!0️⃣!< >!0️⃣!< >!1️⃣!< >!1️⃣!< >!1️⃣!< >!1️⃣!< >!1️⃣!< >!💥!< >!1️⃣!< [+15] u/Actual_Difference617: Political leaders should be required to gather once a year and do some mushrooms to sort out the problems. [+15] u/whitehypeman: Can we just declare mission accomplished every time oil goes above $100? Unlimited money glitch [+15] u/SaveTheAles: I'm starting to think he was talking about different escorts when he was talking about bringing escorts on the ships. [+15] u/Any-Development5656: This entire thread is actually so degenerate. Bulls bragging and shitting on bers when it pumps, and then its all crickets when it dumps 2 hours later 🤣🤣. Ya’ll are all sorry asf. [+15] u/MakeResonableChoices: Just wanted to say you guys are fucking awesome and I appreciate all the laughs 🍻 [+15] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: Iran FM Araghchi accuses US officials of posting fake news to manipulate markets, per CNBC" [+15] u/NewDawn101: Back in my day if your options went to $0 a broker would show up to your house and beat you with a bag of frozen oranges [+15] u/Valkorion335786: **CPI tomorrow so naturally I’ve constructed the most sophisticated strategy known to man: guessing.** [+15] u/pinkerton_gov: We are not a serious country and this is not a serious market. [+15] u/Zimoula: Tweets: “ no evidence they’re laying bombs but if they are i advise them to remove them “ 15 minutes later: “ my army destroyed 10 boat laying bombs that we knew about since 50 years ago!” [+15] u/discombobulantics: As someone who has regularly checked this sub for years, at this point if you’re coming here for any kind of input just know you’re getting your feedback from a 19 year old who listens exclusively to their parents, their tik tok feed, and the discord mommy paid for. [+14] u/Sober_Alcoholic_: ORCL releases their totally real, no loopholes exploited, not manufactured or cooked whatsoever, numbers. Feels like another NVDIA set up. Pump overnight to get retail piling in with FOMO so they can be quickly turned into exit liquidity. [+14] u/PretendAgency2702: War is basically over because I say so. Oh they are retaliating, why didn't the guys we just bombed listen to me? [+14] u/maximuminimum: Hear me out… can we pick up the Asian carp from the lakes and move them to the strait so they can take care of the mines? Has anyone put this idea forward? I think it’s got some legs [+14] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: Mines being laid in Hormuz is great news for the gallons of gas I stored up in my house. This is better than doing this options shit. I'm gonna light up a cigar. [+14] u/undocumented_twerker: Why doesn't 🥭 stop Iran from setting mines? What a dumbass [+14] u/MeeseShoop: If you guys had just watched Melania in theaters this wouldn’t be happening [+14] u/Leading-Future6691: Got some puts for tomorrow.. hope they print [+14] u/rajadirajadiraja: Me rich if we fall to 650 overnight [+14] u/daqm: So now Iran has uranium ? I thought all their nuclear bomb capabilities were destroyed last time. [+14] u/Salty-Bid1597: Everyone knows the US navy is lurking down in the Indian ocean somewhere right? There's no way on gods earth they're going within sight of the Iranian coast never mind transiting hormuz. [+14] u/Slow-Information-847: This admin is using X to spread lies just to pump and dump with no intention to solve any problem. They just want to watch everyone burn. [+13] u/OkTax379: US just destroyed about 10 inactive Iranian mine laying ships More to come [+13] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: 🎶*Despite all the rage, I am still just a SPY in a range*🎶 [+13] u/Select_Season7735: Iran putting mines in the Strait… oil to $120 [+13] u/OptimisticCerealBowl: judging by this sub it might be prime time to invest in cigarette companies [+13] u/Steve____Stifler: This entire thing has convinced me that either I am retarded or the market is retarded. Most likely it’s both. [+13] u/binga001: Breaking: Elon Musk says he is working on this brand new technology which will help ships to detect mines and maneuver through them. He is asking just 3 trillion for this advanced technology. [+13] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: https://www.deccanherald.com/india/west-asia-conflict-govt-invokes-essential-commodities-act-to-ensure-gas-to-priority-sectors-3927253 India govt invokes emergency act for Gas. People are hoarding gas cylinders in India lmao, restaurants are being shut as no gas for restaurants, puts on Nifty, easy money. [+13] u/binga001: Every single person in this admin is full rtrd... stephen miller, von rara, list goes on..not one sane person [+13] u/---Right--Tackle---: #im tired of paying everybody money. Why does no one pay me money? [+13] u/tika_dengu: we wouldn’t be in this situation if Zelensky wore a suit and said thank you [+13] u/Important_Shirt_1567: WE'RE ALL GETTING POORER UNDER THE ORANGE RETARD!!!! [+13] u/binga001: Why is 🥭 letting everyone know that he's panicking cuz of that mine news by posting so much on truth social? Atleast pretend he got things under control. [+12] u/sanndman: remember first move is fake. second move is also fake. the move you want is also fake. [+12] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: Daily check in. Raise your hand if you made money today 🙋‍♂️ [+12] u/SoloOutdoor: Step 1 should've been control the shipping you fuckn retard [+12] u/2020isgreat: "An oil tanker crossed Strait of Hormuz escorted by US Navy ships? Maybe on PlayStation!" real tweet from speaker of parliament [](https://x.com/mb_ghalibaf/status/2031458571955630210) [+12] u/BearContra: Let the ORCL dump begin. Nothing burger of a call with them saying that AI will disrupt all the other companies but they will be safe because 'reasons', lmao [+12] u/7fingersDeep: U.S. says its detected Iranians attempting to mine the Hormuz straight. Fucking awesome. Hope that dude that went full port into oil hasn’t sold his holdings. [+12] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: funniest thing that could happen tomorrow is a -3% day 🥰 [+12] u/film_composer: I can’t believe Iran has Tony Hawk missiles. [+12] u/Valkorion335786: The current secretary of education is the former CEO of WWE LMAO [+12] u/binga001: Iran got 🥭 by the balls just like ghyna did after the liberation day [+12] u/2020isgreat: "Nothing to see here folks. Just the 2nd biggest hourly (1pm-2pm EST) volume bar in WTI Crude Oil going back 18 months. 95.5k contracts traded with 400 lots smacking the bid all the way down to $76.73 before Energy Sec retracted his cute Navy escorting ship thru Hormuz tweet" [+12] u/Overall-Fold-9720: So the US confirm they won't escort shit through Hormuz, we got possible mines, and oil still go down? [+12] u/zestykite: Went from 1k to 7k to 2k all in a week. I guess technically I'm up 100% but sure doesn't feel like it [+12] u/CasherburyTales: Bro: “yo Israel, calm down!” Israel: “we haven’t been calm since 1967.” [+12] u/smart_doge: Can oracle cook the books with their Michelin star finance chefs? [+12] u/B2BContinuum: This is where I get all my updates, strait from the homuz mouth [+12] u/Complex-Video-2202: US destroy the miner boats so iran cant remove the mines [+12] u/I-banged-elsa: Trump panicked over these mines. [+11] u/Gom_KBull: BOLS LOVE BUYING THE DIP AND THE NEXT DIP AND THE NEXT DIP AND THE NEXT DIP... [+11] u/abroadbroadband: When the catalyst happens but nothing happens to the stock 💀💀💀💀💀💀 [+11] u/poorat8686: I’m such a fucking regard I bought oil calls thinking they were Friday expiration and they expire tomorrow fuck me [+11] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: I absolutely detest ads on Reddit but I will be damned if I’m paying $60 a year not to see them. Anyway, lost $60k last year on options, how ‘bout you? [+11] u/WSB-mods-are-: I have the concept of gains [+11] u/Vaxtin: Every 15 minutes we get an uno reverse card [+11] u/2020isgreat: NORTH KOREA CONDUCTS STRATEGIC CRUISE MISSILE TEST – KCNA Kim was feeling left out [](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2031477725433836029) [+11] u/booose6: 🥭 throwing shit at the fucking wall rn to save this market😂😂😂 [+11] u/Beagle001: \-US embassy camp near Baghdad airport hit by drone- 23 Min ago "The operation is pretty much wrapped up, They have no more weapons" [+11] u/binga001: Why doesn't 🥭 lower the oil prices by 800% just like he did with medications [+11] u/Independent-Cloud822: I've cracked the code: buy all the Nvidia you can , anytime its under $180. Sell all the Nvidia you have , anytime its over $193. You're welcome. [+11] u/BigShmokeBuffer: DoD auditors: $23 THOUSAND DOLLARS ON SIDES?!! What did the sides cure cancer?! 😠 Kegsbreath: … well, we actually thought the sides would cure brain worms…😅 DoD auditors: And WTH is $92.5 billion to “EJ Entertainment services” Kegsbreath: 😐 [+11] u/Longjumping_Tree6561: 🥭 TO BESSENT: Don’t worry Kitten. [+11] u/CPA-hole: I’m beginning to think this orange guy may not be very trustworthy [+11] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Like, once AI has reorganized all your playlists on spotify alphabetically, what's after that? [+11] u/OpeDefinitely: this is all very bullish for battery & renewable tech long term anyway [+11] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: FOMC is gonna be agonizing this time isn't it [+11] u/Apart-Accountant3656: ORCL put buyers really thought market makers gonna let you hit, LMAO [+11] u/Sick0h: Bers are experts of the Strait of Poormoves [+11] u/justanaveragejoe520: Market being held up by tweets and memes. 🥭 just said that the USA took out 10 mines in the straight of Hormuz [+11] u/SerpantDildo: Taco can’t taco himself out of this one [+11] u/orsomeshitidk: That’s the Secretary of War, shitass, and he’s currently drunk as fuck on Vegas bombs but will be with you shortly. [+10] u/Rare-ish_Birb: ORCL pressing the snooze on its obliteration under massive debt pile for another quarter I guess. [+10] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: #Geno Smith got his ass traded back to the Jets lol 😆 😂 🤣 🤦 [+10] u/throwawaydonaldinho: Cursed fucking timeline. If only Harambe lived… [+10] u/whitehypeman: I don't trust anyone who wears or has worn a cowboy hat in public. Serves me well. [+10] u/PlaysWthSquirrels: I beat Minesweeper on hard once, I'll take care of the mines. [+10] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost /u/TrickyDickCheney made a bet that QQQ would go to 588.0 within **1 day** when it was 599.859 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 7 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+10] u/Rare-ish_Birb: ORCL.....Idk....$20 billion in atm equity financing sounds like a 5% dilution upcoming [+10] u/tinydisaster: I can see why 🥭 wanted to taco, shits about to get real and there’s no way this doesn’t spiral out of control at this point [+10] u/UnivalveX: even oracle joining in on beating bers is diabolical [+10] u/Rvin16: TACO man will say that a ship has passed through the strait with the US Navy and it will moon everything [+10] u/AMCorBUST2021: Iraq and Afghanistan went really well for us so why would this be any different [+10] u/Daveonaltair4: Costco is going to be a an absolute clown orgy once the hoarding kicks into high gear in a week or two. [+10] u/MemeMarketRetard: Straight of whoremuz is soooo tight, might just mine my own business. https://preview.redd.it/k6w0j15bdaog1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c56c78929b75113d22415609196c43b668a5f41 [+10] u/Longjumping_Tree6561: How long can the US manipulate the price of oil for? [+10] u/Ocilla: [ Removed by Reddit ] [+10] u/Valkorion335786: Apparently missle strikes hit North Korean embassy in Tehran Finally he has his chance to participate [+10] u/SargeMaximus: Remember in “The Big Short” when the short value goes down even when bonds are failing? That’s where we are in oil RN. I continue to DCA [+10] u/absolutxtr: CNN says Iran laying mines in strait. Bullish [+10] u/binga001: Hitler would have invaded usa if 🥭 was president at that time. [+10] u/outhinking: Iran thorougly annihilating, destroying, and crushing the worldwide economy [+10] u/Personal-Boss-7111: US has not fought a war with a legit military nation in ages and you can see they are rusty. [+10] u/abroadbroadband: Business idea: A stamp is $0.78 So if I send 1,000 anonymous letters to 1,000 random people, that costs me $780 + some change to print the letters Letter will say, "If you don't send me $1,000 I'm gonna tell your wife" and have a Venmo on it If even one person does it, I make my money back. If all 1,000 people do it, I'm a millionaire. Thoughts? # 🥸 [+10] u/trumpdiego: ##Taco Bell doing a livestreaming event on Peacock to unveil their new g-slop menu of the same 5ingredients reshuffled in 20 new ways is so baller [+10] u/Ghost1914: I love how they keep saying “at a level never seen before” in response to everything. I mean how many levels are there? The next attack is always the greatest most bestest highest level attack ever. [+10] u/AgitatedJump8459: Oil is 100 again. Congrats. [+10] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: This was not the best week to have a CPI report. [+10] u/Green_Conclusion5792: We really will get ww3 before gta 6. [+10] u/Competitive-Elk9326: I think the market will open tomorrow 🔮 [+10] u/Valkorion335786: Wonder if he'll call Jerome a loser tomorrow on Twitter if CPI is hot [+10] u/housemoneyrocketship: Portfolio back to $2000 🤌 $104,000 to go 🫩 [+10] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: Strait still closed, oil production massively reduced, Thailand and Vietnam are telling everyone to work from home to save fuel, but the market still pretends everything is fine [+10] u/saw-it: Orcl: we are on the verge of bankruptcy Market: bank? 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈 [+10] u/2020isgreat: THE TREASURY WILL FALL OIL LONGS WILL PREVAIL [+10] u/patmccock86: Larry cooking the books, no way are these numbers legit. They're just borrowing to show revenue [+10] u/Bcider: It's cool guys, mango tweeted that Iran has to simply pick their mines out of the water and we will all be good. [+10] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Orcl always gives back its gains [+10] u/2020isgreat: If oil doesn't pump it means the treasury successfully suppressed prices and there will be shortages unless they fix this mess in time [+10] u/astromouse2024: Just saw a bald eagle fly over my house, calls it is [+10] u/---Right--Tackle---: Key west is the blandest least interesting getaway destination in the US, why do people go there [+10] u/Retaining-Wall: The markets are being very chill about mines in the Hummus. [+10] u/binga001: WHAT DOES 🥭 EVEN WANT????? [+10] u/outhinking: The war is over if Strait is permaclosed until 2027. Iran won. [+10] u/smart_doge: My Amazon order for hair oil is stuck in Hormuz [+10] u/Longjumping_Tree6561: Polymarket 66% chance OIL is >$100 by EOM. 30% rise today. [+10] u/pootenanner: The feds are 100% shorting the fuck out of oil futures. No way it stays down like this with the obvious lies and the threat just now on Iran for mining the strait. Wonder if they can keep it down. The move up would be absolutely explosive if it were to happen. [+9] u/Longjumping_Tree6561: BREAKING — 🇺🇸🇮🇷 U.S. Senator Richard Blumenthal after leaving an intelligence briefing: “In my 15 years in the Senate, I have never left a briefing this angry. We are heading down a path toward sending U.S. troops to Iran as ground forces.” [+9] u/wildcat1055: At what time ORCL ruins my life? [+9] u/pen15_club_admin: Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine [+9] u/IslandExact429: Slowest sell off I’ve ever seen [+9] u/suicidalducky: Holding on to my puts even though I was up lol . [+9] u/outhinking: Some Americans still think the US won the war [+9] u/NaiveMercury: Imagine not buying ORCL after it went down 2/3 of the price [+9] u/Bcider: I expected Oracle's numbers to be fake, but I did not also expect them to be gay. [+9] u/NotRllytho: Last one through the mines is gay [+9] u/Eur0stept: Anyone know good paddle boarding spots? I was thinking the strait of Hormuz [+9] u/miata_only: Beware the Ides of March, you guys [+9] u/tika_dengu: >“There would be catastrophic consequences for the world’s oil markets the longer the disruption goes on, and the more drastic the consequences for the global economy,” Saudi oil giant Aramco’s CEO Amin H Nasser told journalists. Oil to $40 [+9] u/itseran: One of my favorite things about this place is that people suddenly have strong opinions about shit they have never heard about 3 days ago because gambling is fun [+9] u/Dependent-Media-1857: u cant even take a shit when trading 0odte [+9] u/Ble_h: I don’t trust a single thing anyone from Oracle says. [+9] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Lol Chris Murphy calling the latest closed door war briefing incoherent [+9] u/Independent-Tree-985: > Tillis has said he won’t vote for any Fed nominees until a criminal investigation into Fed Chair Jerome Powell is resolved. hmmmmm [+9] u/Mumrik2: Operation Epstein fury is going well. [+9] u/cashflow_: SORRY REMY CANT TALK HES ON A MONEY CALL https://preview.redd.it/spyakxyjcaog1.jpeg?width=2596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29ef4f72671142ef59bc3f17ff9b9513ee6b56d9 [+9] u/Slow-Information-847: In this whole world, only Iran is busy proving 🥭 is lying. G7 emergency meeting? Big lie [+9] u/31andnotdone: held a sndk put overnight if i die i die [+9] u/abscando: Reminds me of that time the Taliban were rallying towards Kabul in Mad Max caravans armed to the teeth as U.S. forces were evacuating and Joe said "They've got to fight for themselves, fight for their nation". They folded like a lawn chair the next day [+9] u/31andnotdone: please remove your mines. thank you for your attention to this matter. [+9] u/DRCAG3SUN: Up 100k ytd. Might take the rest of the year off 🥱 [+9] u/31andnotdone: when seagulls fly over the bay they become bagels [+9] u/Moepenmoes: I don't want to become rich anymore, I just want a loving family [+9] u/mightyblend: Incredible how I will look at a stock, think to myself “I should take profits right now” and then do not take any profits whatsoever. Goodbye two grand, it was nice dreaming of you. [+9] u/PushAble2463: If this oil crisis shit fucks with my vacation to Turks & Caicos in two weeks, I’m declaring war on all sides in this conflict. I will sail solo down to that strait and piss on it to mark it mine. [+9] u/CD274: Good news everyone, closed door Congress meeting about the Iran war has them agreeing that it's a giant shit show [+9] u/barelyreadsenglish: now those ai slop generators aka data centers cost at least 20% more to operate [+9] u/hv876: Strait of Hormuz may or not be mined, but my port for sure is. Now we wait to see if it blows up or not. [+9] u/KittyLover-7: “When you lost $50k it was the worst day of your life. When I lost $50k, it was Tuesday.” - WSB degen [+9] u/Alex_Trenholm: Unbelievable that in 2026 we can’t trade options after hours [+9] u/KittyLover-7: Ain’t no way in hell Orcl holds this [+9] u/Liquidsnake959: I need another pandemic to secure work from home man! RTO initiatives are a crime [+9] u/outhinking: Oil prices if they rise, they rise. It's a little price to pay by Americans for the Great Israel [+9] u/tika_dengu: 🇮🇷 has disappeared from google maps [+9] u/blemdemman: haven’t seen a good DD in months [+9] u/2020isgreat: Again the reason that oil is not exploding is because the treasury is selling oil delta to artificially supress prices. EDIT: For the source they literally said they were considering doing it and there is some party purposely trying to execute futures who knows maybe someone with unlimited resources is just doing that for fun... literally every professional oil trader knows about it [+9] u/bearhunter429: #Holy fuck it's 1 pm and market close time already. Where did the day go? LMAO🤌 [+9] u/PlayFree_Bird: Feels insane to be holding anything overnight, but at the same time, all the craziest shit seems to happen after hours. That's how they roll. [+9] u/Educational-Bee1908: Bought orcl 150c a few seconds before close. If this holds I may even buy a paramount+ plan and give Larry’s son a handy. [+9] u/Responsible-Rip8793: Pro USA, but I got to hand it to Iran for countering 🥭’s messaging to pump the market. Every time he says we are good, they do some shit to signal we are not all good. [+9] u/SaveTheAles: I specifically said I want the strait open. Don't make me declare it. [+9] u/Complex-Video-2202: Bitcoin miners seen in the ghey of hormuz [+9] u/abscando: Iran war costs a billion a day, that's almost enough to prop up WSB [+9] u/PinealTone: Compared to other weapons, mines are inexpensive; simple contact mines cost as little as $1500. Over thirty countries manufacture mines and more than twenty countries export them. Yea.. ships are fucked. [+8] u/ThermalChaser: Operation AIPAC Fury isn't going the way we thought [+8] u/patmccock86: They're doing everything they can to prop this garbage up, there's always a positive spin on everything. This is the most manipulated the market has been in 100 years [+8] u/RockasaurusRex: I once worked for a defense contractor. All the younger guys were into gooner anime shit. How do you think Iranian revolutionary guard members would feel if they knew they were getting blown up by weapons made by greasy, sweaty dudes who spank it to hentai because they can't get laid irl? [+8] u/According-Page8618: BUY ORACLE CALLS FAST GUYS [+8] u/2020isgreat: US treasury vs reality and the free market who wins place your bets now [+8] u/Retaining-Wall: Pudump it. Right in the bussy. [+8] u/mikeytho1: Yesterday I buy $3k 0dte puts and we get retard pump. Today I chicken out of buying puts cause of yesterday's bullshit, SPX drops 70 points. Classic. [+8] u/OsamaBinBrowsin: This dead cats bounce is out of momentum. Time for da slide [+8] u/colinr813: Oracle back in September 2025 was the easiest short ever [+8] u/Deshen87: Mangos presidency is like a sitcom, new twist and turns every hour. When Biden was president it could go like two months before you heard a single word uttered from him 😂😂 [+8] u/OG_L0c: Jonny Kim, aged 37, changed his career three times and has achieved becoming a Navy Seal, trained Harvard doctor and NASA astronaut Me: aged 37, changed career three times from minimum wage -> minimum wage -> minimum wage, achieved ability to walk on my hands, still a virgin, lives in grandma's basement [+8] u/abscando: Bro bombed the shit out of the country, killed the successors wife and daughter, and then tweets about how harsh consequences will follow if they don't remove the mines. you can't make this shit up lol [+8] u/binga001: here's a tiny message to all of you: doesn't matter how much money you make here, you still won't be getting any services from that mistress. Quit that delusional dream and go and hug your wifey. [+8] u/skymagic: If they laid the mines how does the shadow fleet pass 🤔 [+8] u/Aggravating_Act_5813: Sorry for prolonging the war regards I bought puts on USO [+8] u/D7alt: If there's one thing our govt knows how to deal with, its miners [+8] u/Longjumping_Tree6561: Vietnam urges people to work from home to save fuel as Iran war disrupts supplies, per Reuters [+8] u/aqjingson: Do you have the confidence at your own job that 🥭 has at his? To send an email to your company mailing list and say the equivalent of “let’s take over the strait of Hormuz” unbelievable [+8] u/FuckleUp: I’m mining this thread [+8] u/mods_ban_me: Kegstand spent $93 billion in one month holy fuck lmaoooooo [+8] u/skymagic: 90% of this sub isn’t on the oil Signal chat and it shows 🤣 [+8] u/BigShmokeBuffer: Millennials trained on minesweeper in the 90s for this very moment Get me a grid layout and some fuckin’ flags stat! 😠 [+8] u/SpyBagholder: So ORCL says they have great cloud growth but they cancelled the AI data center for the biggest AI company? [+8] u/trumpdiego: ##was just called the straight of muz till your mum crossed it [+8] u/Prestigious_Yak_1388: Up 9% only?? Whoracle i needed +20% [+8] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: the Strait *YEARNS* for the mines🫴 [+8] u/ChampagnePapi-: Really hope CPI & trumptard bomb the market tomorrow. Really want to see a big red bloody drilldo [+8] u/2020isgreat: The treasury isn't manipulating the oil market at all ! [+8] u/Junkingfool: Not to be a Gay 🐻 but come on.. Puts have to be the play. Trust nothing orange man says. If even one tanker is sunk, it over. [+8] u/Valkorion335786: The current President of the United States shaved the head of the husband of the current Secretary of Education's husband on pay per view on April 1st, 2007. [+8] u/ManBearPig_1983: I smoked 2 cigarettes today. [+8] u/binga001: Oil is 100. Congrats everyone. We won! [+8] u/Moepenmoes: My parents once asked me if I love boys instead of girls. Not because of this sub but because I was single for a long time [+8] u/Apple2o: Ofc this oil shit happens after I get a fucking mustang that wants premium. It can take regular but I need the full 486 horsepower [+8] u/cashflow_: Back in the day one person told me he would read through my comment history while eating cereal every morning and it was the highlight of his day Probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. [+8] u/leshermes: [https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:55.8/centery:25.9/zoom:8](https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:55.8/centery:25.9/zoom:8) looks like the cluster of tankers are stuck at the entrance of the strait of hormuz [+8] u/barelyreadsenglish: The U.S. Treasury’s borrowing showed no signs of slowing as the U.S. headed deeper into fiscal year 2026, with the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) reporting that another $1 trillion was added to the federal deficit in the first five months of the year. The monthly budget review from the CBO, updated to February 2026 and released yesterday, showed that the government is estimated to have borrowed $308 billion last month alone. Of course, with more borrowing comes higher interest costs on the debt. Between October 2025 (when the 2026 fiscal year started) and February, the Treasury spent an additional $31 billion on net interest on public debt, compared to the prior year. As a result, in just five months, the Treasury forked out a total of $433 billion to service public debt, which is now nearing $38.9 trillion. [+8] u/Intelligent_Sweet_57: Oracle cooking them books like carvana.   This isn’t going to end well [+8] u/jerome-yellen: This board used to have useful info, now it's only political bs and whining [+8] u/CultureForsaken3762: KRKNF RELEASETHE KRAKEN [+8] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: trading off vibes and today wasnt it [+8] u/zestykite: this doesnt sound like the actions of someone who gave up on war [+8] u/Sandvicheater: Markets bouncing green and red more times that my psycho ex and let me tell you she did a mean cowgirl. [+8] u/2020isgreat: I mean it's straight up confirmed that they are mining the strait surely the treasury can't just manipulate it to flat [+8] u/Tay_Tay86: If they mine it, expect it to take a week of uninterrupted clearing for the military to make a channel through the strait. Weeks or months to fully clear it [+8] u/Odd-Block-2998: Just woke up. The war has completed, right? We won? [+8] u/get_da_maney: So… market going to overreact a day later as usual then? Lmao [+8] u/Jericho3434: Just drove past the National Guard by my house. Hummers getting loaded onto trucks. Last week was busses loading up troops. Do what you must with this information! [+8] u/Full_Muffin7930: "hurrr durrr gey bears get rekt LMAO" \-some dude making way more money than me off of pure retardium. Meanwhile, I'm afraid to try it in case I lose money doing that too [+8] u/ercanbas: Can’t believe USO is not +$50 right now [+8] u/outhinking: Placing mines on the ennemy [+8] u/SilverPrivateer: Mines will be neutralized by "raised ship structures" and a complex array of "stilts", turning tankets into giant catamarans [+8] u/im_burning_cookies: Hormuz fishing charters in shambles [+8] u/whitehypeman: Mines in the strait of whoremoose is bullish since we already won. Everything's insured! /s [+8] u/eoiioe: If they are putting legit mines in the straight, oil is going to 200, no way are tankers going to yolo the straight [+8] u/SaveTheAles: All those times in the 90s on the computer is going to pay off, call me the mine sweeper. [+8] u/2020isgreat: treasury needs to fail at supressing prices [+8] u/eoiioe: France sent mimes to get the hummus straight again [+7] u/Beneficial_Item_651: With the 8:30am U.S. Inflation report, CPI, i think SPX IS expecting a +\- 0.9% change. Please be aware that your options will be affected by the greater than usual volatility tomorrow (more loops in the roller coaster). For me, CPI <0.2% month over month and I’ll buy SPX calls and >0.3% I’ll buy SPX puts. Regardless of how much I lose I’ll still have to buy my wife’s boyfriend the new Pokémon Lego set he wants. [+7] u/Deshen87: Mango threatening Iran to remove Mines on truth social is a hilarious big joke 🤣 [+7] u/2020isgreat: THE TREASURY WILL BE MARGIN CALLED [+7] u/OnAWagonToMexico: I hope orcl tanks, just an evil mass surveillance company now [+7] u/orsomeshitidk: Did the bulls enjoy their spanking today? [+7] u/JaraxxusPS4: That’s enough pencils down. [+7] u/Low_Plastic363: It's mine time. If Iran gets the strait mined to the point vessels won't go, we have a problem. [+7] u/Same-Brilliant2014: Oracle "we've made no money and fired all our workers. Things are going great AI says" [+7] u/fredditf: $ORCL Oracle Q3 2026 Earnings Adj. Rev. $17.19B, est. $16.89B Adj. oper margin 43%, est. 42.7% Adj. oper income $7.38B, est. $7.21B Cloud rev. (IaaS + SaaS) $8.9B, est. $8.84B Cloud application rev. (SaaS) $4.0B, est. $4.0B Software rev. $6.12B, est. $5.97B Software support rev. $4.97B, est. $4.89B Software license rev. $1.15B, est. $1.1B Remaining performance obligations $553B, vs. $130B y/y Raises total rev guidance to $90B [+7] u/Tay_Tay86: Last time they mined the strait they almost sank a US military ship [+7] u/2020isgreat: Oh look at that it's the Treasury suppressing oil prices [+7] u/HonestScar7176: I’m just happy that whoever held calls got all their gains wiped out. [+7] u/binga001: Guys I learnt a new word- Schadenfreude. Whenever you guys lose all ur savings, I schadenfreud at it. [+7] u/JohanLiebert92: I know the bers are praying, PRAYING that Iran lays just ONE mine on the Strait of Hormuz tomorrow💀 [+7] u/EpsteinDrive400: Its always like the consequences will be at a level "never seen before". Gemni says: Repetition Compulsion: Some individuals unconsciously repeat aggressive patterns as a way to process their own past trauma or to gain a sense of "mastery" over a situation where they feel powerless. [+7] u/Fantastic_Pirate3948: I’m a much better trader when I stick to strict 10-20% on calls and puts [+7] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: What’s wrong babe, you’ve barely touched your loss porn post [+7] u/McKoijion: > DONALD TRUMP SAID U.S. FORCES DESTROYED 10 INACTIVE IRANIAN MINE-LAYING BOATS OR SHIPS IN RECENT HOURS, ADDING THAT MORE STRIKES MAY FOLLOW. - TRUTH SOCIAL Didn't he call them small boats or row boats or something like that earlier today? [+7] u/skychief99: If Orange Julius took 50 enemas, he'd still be full of shit. [+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: When bears start downvoting...my bullish sense starts tingling [+7] u/LeakMyBigBowls: Time to let go of the shovel and get out of this hole. [+7] u/gentlesandwich: The Big Arch is fucking delicious dude. Calls on McDongas [+7] u/JoyLimbPrivateHldgs: Using escorts to fight mimes who the fuck saw this coming [+7] u/orobsky: I'm getting tired of this Epstein regime [+7] u/Unemployable1593: every year I’m excited to eat the Cadbury creme eggs, and every year I’m disappointed. But it’s just a ritual now. [+7] u/Bluesquare9: Honestly getting tired of trading in this environment. Might just go big on SLS LEAPs and spend time with my family. [+7] u/abroadbroadband: Cashmeousside, howboudat 😡 [+7] u/Traditional_Hair_453: TRUMP: I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT AMERICA FIRST REFINING IS OPENING FIRST NEW U.S. OIL REFINERY IN 50 YEARS IN BROWNSVILLE, TEXAS [+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: Not sure how we can go up unless the McRib comes back [+7] u/bb483: lmao spy gonna eke to a 2% year with bols ded [+7] u/throwawayainteasy: I've been shifting my asset allocation toward international since around this time last year. Used to have ~10% of my portfolio in ex-US stuff. Now it's closer to 50%. Feeling real smart about it these days. [+7] u/GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONING: what the actual fuck was the fucking point of any of that fuckass shit today [+7] u/outhinking: Oil is very underpriced and US companies too overpriced but luckily the Asian market will fix that out very soon. [+7] u/Consistent-Tank7654: I didn't know tomorrow was CPI day [+7] u/GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONING: [ Removed by Reddit ] [+7] u/soyeahiknow: Iran started placing mines in the strait of Hormuz? Oils back on the table babyyyy * [+7] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Ai agents are just macros, right? Lmao [+7] u/Successful-End7689: I think for once our president is getting the FAFO treatment lmao [+7] u/Money_Term8366: Baby boomers LOVE white SUVs. They can’t buy enough of them. It’s like their generation’s version of funko pops [+7] u/Valkorion335786: Iran successfully trolling Hegseth wasn't on my bingo card [+7] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Are we sure the boomer mainstream media guys didn't misunderstand the hip lingo of the new, younger Ayatollah? "This strait is straight up mines dawg" "THE STRAIGHT IS FULL OF MINES!?!" [+7] u/spellbadgrammargood: Oracle after earnings: +8% Oracle 3 months ago: -25% [+7] u/Subymoa: USOIL is undervalued. Orange manipulated. [+7] u/AgitatedJump8459: Holyshit oil 100 again [+7] u/47_Puppies: [ Removed by Reddit ] [+7] u/Marshmallowmind2: The ability to turn profile comments private is so much more boring [+7] u/JoyLimbPrivateHldgs: New OF idea: busty Iranian escorts cosplaying as mimes [+7] u/barkwoofgrrr: It is with great sadness that I must announce the passing of our greatest navel minesweeper, Joe Rogan. RIP Mr rogan [+7] u/zestykite: Now with the threat of mines on the table.. who's even gonna try to cross? [+7] u/31andnotdone: i bought myself a whole new wardrobe but i never leave my house [+7] u/binga001: enough for today... I'm going to my bed too goon on Elisha Cuthbert [+7] u/Retaining-Wall: 🥭 probably asking if the US should place retaliatory mines on the Hormuz. [+7] u/Unassisted3P: Literally any 0dt move I make the stock moves in the opposite direction immediately after. If only I could find a way to profit off that, I'd be rich. 🤔 [+7] u/ValueOfADollar: NVDA flat for 8 months now lol [+7] u/HaveTwoBananas: Lol orcl bears in shambles [+7] u/SoloOutdoor: They did it, they finally killed my enthusiasm for trading. Bravo [+7] u/Select_Season7735: Trump starting to realise he might be the only one that always chickens out [+7] u/BrokeDickRizz: Saw some guy comment about buying ORCL puts so I obviously got calls . Thanks retard [+7] u/Gom_KBull: # BOLS HAVE FAITH IN THE BUMBLEFUCK IN CHIEF LMAO # ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭ [+7] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Timeout mayne. Holy shit. Every day's a new historical event. Give it a rest. [+7] u/Vegetable-Crazy: Some of you regards don’t even know how extensive Oracle is used in school and corporates. Now puts the fries in the bag. [+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: Too nervous to check. How are my ORCL 135 puts looking boys? scooped them up at close for cheap [+7] u/smart_doge: 🌮 is always after the miners if you think about it [+7] u/East-Resolution4446: Just a reflection. But last year when DJT TACOed on that Wednesday, he previously sent out a fake news tweet that Monday and gauged how market would react. Today’s fake news tweet that got deleted kind of reminds me of that. [+7] u/BumbleSlob: Get you a man who loves causing oil prices to skyrocket like 🥭 enjoys lying [+7] u/BigShmokeBuffer: The clit is just a tiny peen, treat it as such and you’ll do fine  Do with that information what you will 😎 [+7] u/No-Improvement3164: I was up $750 and then down -$1500 because of fake tweets. [+7] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: I don’t think any of you know what the fuck is about to go down. Neither do I… [+7] u/SchwiftySchwifferson: Sleepy Joe’s market would never [+7] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: say it with me...*FINANCIAL CRISIS*🫴 [+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost /u/Ok_Cry7572 made a bet that ORCL would go to 144.19385 within **4 hours** when it was 151.783 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 3 wins and 18 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+7] u/Moepenmoes: Why do people even need money? What do rich people even spend it on? Isn't good health and love enough? [+7] u/2020isgreat: I for one think it's perfectly natural for oil to have dropped to $77 today [+7] u/booose6: Lol first move always wrong ORCL will turn negative in about 40 mins [+7] u/ColdBostonPerson77: Calls on oil is back on the menu. Iran laying mines in the canal [+7] u/2020isgreat: The ship captains will simply sail through the minefield [+7] u/oldprecision: Mango's ability to tilt the scale in his favor never ceases to amaze me. [+7] u/colinr813: Dude who gives a fuck about oracle, oil is going to 150 [+7] u/Particular-Whole-776: you must be desperate [+6] u/mandoslambo: ORCL will stay flat to make sure everyone who plays it gets burnt [+6] u/collegefootballfan69: Since Iran doesn’t have a Navy anymore, how are they supposed to either place or remove mines? Some guy on the back of pontoon ??? [+6] u/Responsible-Rip8793: ORCL cant stop mines in the Strait, kinfolk cuh [+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: ORACLE?? MORE LIKE BORACLE?? AM I RIGHT GUYS??? [+6] u/SaveTheAles: Evergreen said they would send a ship through to clear the lane. [+6] u/cat_tastic720: what a fucking circus [+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: We probably gonna invade Cuba in the next few months but it won't really affect the stock market as bad as Iran right since it's not the middle east [+6] u/PositiveEdge4361: The problem is, I keep checking the app all the time because of my open positions [+6] u/StrangeChemist842: Blumph is on truth social begging Iran not to mine the strait of Hormuz. My puts are gonna sing [+6] u/outhinking: Epic Fury is actually far from over... [+6] u/newtoeso: Went in on oil so you guys got a green day tomorrow. [+6] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: Oracle is never going to fail, it’s one of the worst tech companies for over a decade and they coming back to life, instead like of creating a decent and scalable business place they’re just out looking for the dragon balls to revive themselves [+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: always inverse wsb earnings sentiment 🧐 [+6] u/Lower-Condition-4104: ORCL like "Markets are going red tomorrow? I think not!" [+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: This market has cancer, aids, covid, cooties and a hang nail on the big toe [+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost /u/Flimsy-Ingenuity-186 made a bet that ORCL would go to 143.3379 within **4 hours** when it was 150.882 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 19 wins and 84 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+6] u/isolated-cat: TRUMP: WE HAVE HIT, AND COMPLETELY DESTROYED, 10 INACTIVE MINE LAYING BOATS AND/OR SHIPS they dumped oil so his buddies can load for cheap [+6] u/SupramanE89: There is no war in Bah Sin Seh [+6] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: No decent Iran news but this market clearly wants to run [+6] u/Evander85: That 2pm drop was insane. IV jumped so much my calls only went down 50% to exit [+6] u/GoogleKushforLunch: I knew orcl was gonna pump hard. Amazon laid off people and ripped too lmao [+6] u/colinr813: Let’s start a chant USO! USO! USO! [+6] u/dingusmingus2222: Reports of Iran mining the straight of Hormuz? False. Reports of Iran mining my portfolio? True. [+6] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Sorry random rant. What happened to free things in this country? You used to get a toaster when you opened a bank account and a knife set with a full tank of gas. Now you don’t get shit and when you do it’s a two cent sticker. Fucking bean counters [+6] u/Important_Shirt_1567: What happened, where did all the gains go for the day, last I checked at lunch the market was up a bunch? [+6] u/ercanbas: Lmao Mango saying we’re currently bombing the mine boats. [+6] u/---Right--Tackle---: Why is everyone so bearish [+6] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: Name a more iconic duo then the intense smell of urine and public parking stairwells [+6] u/sixtheperfectnumber: Starting to think secretary wright might be the drunk [+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: Didn't they do away with mines because they led to some embarrassing (and hilarious) circumstances where the one placing loses track of where they are? [+6] u/WrexyWrex: those regards don't understand that the Strait of Hormuz isn't actually straight [+6] u/binga001: Are there any credible sources for this mine related news? [+6] u/BearContra: ORCL Just calling out client names on an earnings call and uttering AI a bunch of times. This is so opening at 140 lmao. [+6] u/patrick8515: Is there gold in the water? Why are they mining? [+6] u/SuspiciousStable9649: I’m touching grass. May the forces be with you. [+6] u/ZealousidealSector19: Most productive work day I have had in weeks. Went 100% cash yesterday. Only checked the market about 10 times, instead of every free second [+6] u/I_am_NotOP: Today was the most obvious bull trap [+6] u/Far_Passenger3466: What should I buy tmr I got 20k [+6] u/I-banged-elsa: I don’t think bigly is a word. I don’t care if Google calls it an adverb. No one has ever used that not a word before trump [+6] u/0DTEKing: Once upon a time USA was a beautiful and Great country, Now 😡😡😡 Ruined Like literally destroyed [+6] u/Hamyyz1997: Buy silver, that is all [+6] u/Rare-ish_Birb: My AI agent went though my fridge and cupboards....and threw out all my gummies. [+6] u/pootenanner: Whatever happened to Peter Navarro guys? 😂 [+6] u/lysergalien: Aped in on a single SPX 5750 Friday put lotto with whatever dingus is holding like 40000 of them. If black swan happens at least I'll have my lotto ticket [+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Made $14 today. My goal of becoming a millionaire in 2026 is still feasible [+6] u/Coloradospruce33: (watching CNBC, throwing debris at the TV and foaming at the mouth) [+6] u/zestykite: oracle may have saved the market [+6] u/orsomeshitidk: Brb gonna go start filling up ziplock bags with gasoline [+6] u/Unemployable1593: can anyone actually tell me the last time the US won a war on its own [+6] u/Same-Brilliant2014: Maybe it was a typo and Iran is sending **mimes** into the strait. [+6] u/zestykite: mango just golfin to help him think. [+6] u/zestykite: i invested in 17 gallons of gasoline in anticipation of the hormuz shutdown. [+6] u/orsomeshitidk: If I made these healthy choices like not to have a whiskey when I want one, or having given up Copenhagen 15 years ago, I’m gonna be so fucking pissed if we all go out in a nuclear war. The 30 min it takes for them to reach us I’ll be seething and cramming in dips of cope and shots of Pendleton. [+6] u/papaganoush75: Do you think SPY can drop 3.5% tomorrow? [+6] u/lysergalien: Filled up on gas before all this shit went down. Finna siphon the rest out of the tank and sell for a 50% profit. Buy low sell high [+6] u/harryburton420: so we’re just making stuff up now [+6] u/BiblicalAss: I am an idiot and harvested losses of over 10k last year lmao [+6] u/harryburton420: CPI, CP3, C3PO, don’t matter.. calls at open [+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: what's next since we're just making shit up now maybe tomorrow we'll find out that the moon is actually just one giant oil tank [+6] u/shakazuluwithanoodle: wow some people are taking this teamsports thing too seriously lol [+6] u/bigdaddyrongregs: Thinking of starting wearing a cape to work [+6] u/Nice-Difference8641: Genuine Econ question: is insider trading by the treasury to pay off the national debt inflationary? [+6] u/Nick_Gilberts_Bowtie: Mines blow UP. It’s calls [+6] u/SilverPrivateer: Israel signs 200M deal with Boeign for autonomous "smart bombs" which can identity features and "broad population trends" [+6] u/CheekyPooh: Breaking News: Iran placing MIMES not mines in the strait of hormuz to deter passage. [+6] u/betaforever: Trum don't speak to Major Lieutenants, only minors. [+6] u/cryptohorn: Food prices are fucked. Fertilizer prices mooning [+6] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: only thing I'm holding overnight is deez nuts [+6] u/Sam_Vicious2: Okay ORCL please keep this up until tomorrow so I can see my single lotto ticket 🤠 [+6] u/binga001: Someone tell that Khameni guy to send some cute Iranian girls to white house and 🥭 will start bombing Israel [+6] u/tinydisaster: So Blumenthal coming out of a briefing is saying are now saying russia is giving aid to Iran to target our troops and they think ground troops are going in now to Iran. [+6] u/broke_person: Reddit down -50% year to date 🫩😭 [+6] u/eoiioe: Minesweeper underwater; that’s the new sport of 2026 [+6] u/bearhunter429: #I can't believe markets crashed today LMAO🤌 [+6] u/j__walla: fuck the oil trades, ai sex bots were always the future [+6] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: trying to regime change iran with the risk of disrupting global trade is a crazy bet, insane even [+6] u/johns2289: It’s non stop fucking breaking news about tweets can we all just call it a day Jesus Christ [+6] u/EnginrA: Why am I always thirsty [+6] u/ajibtunes: No way anyone would risk trying to cross, just imagining a ship on fire all across the news will crash the economy [+6] u/PissedItDownMyLeg: Depends on the job, there really some jobs where they got the whip on them [+6] u/OsamaBinBrowsin: What’s interesting is that depending on the currents, Iran can just release the mines off their coast and let them float into the straight [+6] u/Such_Coin: ORCL is green. These really are the end times. [+6] u/Icy_Mood_3639: buying aluminium (tinfoil) to hedge my portfolio (make hat out of it) [+6] u/urahozer: President is suggesting there was/is an effort to mine one of the most important shipping lanes on earth and won't be escorting ships. Believe it or not, calls [+6] u/cashflow_: I’ve been to Dubai twice. The water was like soup [+6] u/bidahtibull: Israel took the US into one of those bunkers and really had their way with it. [+6] u/jda823: Tomorrow they are gonna come out with a centcom video of a new AI playing expert minesweeper and beating it in 1 second [+5] u/Tay_Tay86: Oil 150 is not a meme [+5] u/WillasTyrell: crazy to think that if the dems win in 2028 the market will probably skyrocket, how the tables turned [+5] u/Me-Regarded: Oracle saved the entire market! [+5] u/trainwreck001: IRAN MINE GAME IS STRONG OIL $300 [+5] u/PompeiiSketches: images of the US dismantling THAAD systems in South Korea, Donny screaming into the void about mines in the straight and we think this war is almost over? [+5] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: So prices for oil are about same then why is that is gas still 0.50-0.75 usd more at least around here [+5] u/NVDAismyg0d: QQQ ending up +0.02% is diabolical [+5] u/Pulled_Forward: Man wouldn’t it be nice to be able save your oil options play with a zero consequence misinfo tweet [+5] u/JoyLimbPrivateHldgs: Iran: mined your manners [+5] u/uncsucks: Big fat dump tomorrow. Oil will go past 100 again [+5] u/Solid-Season9984: #VALUE IS STORED IN THE BALLS [+5] u/Ok-Leader-4019: maybe tmrw Powell will give us factual info as his final goodbye [+5] u/NVDAismyg0d: Hilarious the government actually convinced Americans if you tax rich people less and then give corporations tax breaks that this extra money will TRICKLE DOWN to poor people and they will be better off ☠️☠️ [+5] u/trainwreck001: WHAT STOCK FOR WW2 MINES? OIL $300 [+5] u/Basis_404_: Just a question does anyone know if it would be considered a homeowners association violation or zoning violation to store a few barrels of oil in the front yard? All 1,000 of them don’t fit in the backyard and they need to get stored somewhere. [+5] u/YourCautionaryTale: I know you guys weren't loading up on 685's at lunch today.  *Right???* [+5] u/Fast_Ad_6254: Awaiting the big guh [+5] u/Orangeshoeman: Bears gonna have a big day tomorrow morning for 15 minutes [+5] u/spwath: So what is the whole line of ships I see heading into the strait going into the mine field? [+5] u/Any-Background2739: guess my $100 orcl lottos a bust 😂 [+5] u/mobby123: You fuckers doubted the Oracle calls [+5] u/NVDAismyg0d: Oracle beat, great news for the used car seller Carvana. Glad it’s rising on this outstanding report from Oracle [+5] u/zlordbeats: thinking about gambling my whole tax return on **one** singular trade, if i lose the trade i commit seppuku [+5] u/PinealTone: Watch the fomo on Oracle now 🫠 [+5] u/Responsible-Rip8793: They gonna nuke the strait. Bols about to get bent over and have their shit pushed in. [+5] u/caprividog: The Oracle says "Ai" [+5] u/Hardbun: I'm glad I inversed WSB with ITM Oracle calls [+5] u/RicoSuave1962: DEFINITELY BUYING CALL OPTIONS ON PATH !!! 😎😁💰💰 [+5] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: the funny thing is: it doesnt matter how corrupt you are, just continue to lie, your follower will believe you no matter what [+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: This ant sized pump on oracle wont help me. Need 210 to breakeven lmao 😭😭😭 [+5] u/Every_Recover_1766: I FUCKIN TOLD YALL SO USO TO 150 BY APRIL 1ST It doesn’t matter about the strait at this point if they reopen it tomorrow we’re already now 12 days down on supply - not to mention the sheer damage from the inertia of the economy slowing down for the 12 past days. [+5] u/NVDAismyg0d: Jewish Ellison never loses. Oracle leaps [+5] u/onDetop: i fucking knew it lmfaoo fucking whole wsb bearish on orcl talking bout “eZ pUtS mOnEy” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 [+5] u/enc-nyc: Elon kid names so you can clearly see he's brightest mind of our generation: | First Name | Birth Year | |------------|-----------:| | Nevada Alexander | 2002 | | Griffin | 2004 | | Vivian Jenna | 2004 | | Kai | 2006 | | Saxon | 2006 | | Damian | 2006 | | X Æ A-Xii | 2020 | | Exa Dark Sideræl | 2021 | | Strider | 2021 | | Azure | 2021 | | Techno Mechanicus | 2022 | | Arcadia | 2024 | | Romulus | 2024 | | Seldon Lycurgus | 2025 | Full port TSLA calls tomorrow [+5] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: My 10 year old is a savant at Minecraft, will he get drafted? [+5] u/JoyLimbPrivateHldgs: What if Somali pirates cleared the mimes out that would be somethan [+5] u/BorrisZ: bad time to be a goy rn ngl [+5] u/PNWPlayZ: market seems like it's going down. only makes sense that it goes up now [+5] u/helicopter_pocket: The past few weeks I’ve just been AMPX and chill. Things have been going great. [+5] u/isolated-cat: after triggering margin calls and taking everyone's money on those oil calls, they will run it back up to 150 in a few weeks [+5] u/Longjumping_Tree6561: Oil is underpriced. This is effecting the global supply chain. Lots of force majeures that are not just oil. [+5] u/skychief99: When is the Cuba and Greenland invasions starting? [+5] u/Federal-Ad-644: What makes you guys think the U.S. doesn’t have 100 satellites, drones, destroyers watching the strait and ready to bomb any little trucks that pull up to set up those mines though? I doubt they will be able to [+5] u/I-banged-elsa: Bc Iran is 1/3 the size of the US and we are bombing all of it. Imagine a country bombing us from LA to Denver and trying to track a boat the size of a tractor trailer in west Texas. [+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost /u/moneygon_ made a bet that SPY would go to 640.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 687.419 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 3 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+5] u/okcanadian94: So is he just gonna wait for AH friday to attack again? [+5] u/---Right--Tackle---: Vibe trading is pretty chill [+5] u/gentlesandwich: These Oracle guys are good at talking. No wonder it didn't go as bears planned. [+5] u/T-WrecksArms: Oil. 🥭 so dumb can’t even lie right [+5] u/Beagle001: To make money today, all you had to do was decide if Numb Nuts was lying yesterday. [+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #TACO BELL MAN: IRAN PLANTING TOMAHAWK UNDERWATER MINES THEY BOUGHT ON AMAZON USING 2 DAY SHIPPING [+5] u/ResidentPack4103: Yes oracle is a shit company with terrible morals but... These boys know how to PUMP on a call Take notes Jassy [+5] u/djln491: Why would oil drop if no escort? Wouldn’t that mean trade route still impassible? Is the thought that it means surplus sitting around? [+5] u/SchwiftySchwifferson: You guys remember when SPY forgot there was a war on? That was cool [+5] u/Icy-Motor-8519: Everybody investing or gambling in the stock market should be able to sue that Orange Bill Clinton Knob Gobbler and his administration for manipulation. Between yesterday lying about the war and then today saying they were escorting tankers. I’m lucky to break even, but so many ports woulda got nuked, but you know nothing ever happens. 🫠 [+5] u/jazzgrackle: After all this losing, I need a better dopamine delivery strategy. Considering going back to binge drinking [+5] u/colinr813: Larry Ellison looks like he would fit in on a Monday night raw episode [+5] u/According-Page8618: out of 10 wednesdays this year, 9 of them have been the weekly top before a 2-3 day selloff, wtf [+5] u/Evander85: At multiple times today was I down at or over $20k - playing calls and puts. Ended down about 1100. Total void of emotions at the moment but I’ll wake up refreshed to do it all again tomorrow [+5] u/IllBuyYourCar: Love when someone hangs up mid sales call then I dial them right back lmao [+5] u/breakthebookie: So does uso increase as conflict increases? [+5] u/FuckleUp: Been all downhill since Punch the Monkey 🐒 🤛 [+5] u/outhinking: Can we know what US Defense Minister has to say about Iranian mines ? [+5] u/svpa3991: “As many as 150 wounded in Iran war.” Cmon give us the real number, still trying to save face [+5] u/tinydisaster: Jokes on all of you. Iran was throwing memes in the strait. They were good memes too. It was just a translation error. [+5] u/McKoijion: Dang, things are rough. Usually sailors and escorts go together like peanut butter and jelly. https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/us-navy-tells-shipping-industry-hormuz-escorts-not-possible-now-2026-03-10/ [+5] u/mtnrnnr802: TIL Caroline Ellison is Larry Ellison’s daughter [+5] u/Moepenmoes: I just want to get rich so I can give my money to the poor *(****Disclaimer:*** *I might change my mind once I'm rich)* [+5] u/cbusoh66: ORCL smoke and mirrors, gains will not hold so if you've been trapped, you may have a week or so to unload your bags [+5] u/zestykite: Got a mosquito bite taking a shit at work. Can I file for disability? [+5] u/Chief-Sheed: Nikkeh 690 boutta get slammed for another -7% tomorrow [+5] u/Apple2o: My highest % YTD return is from Pokémon 151 cards 5$ to 25$ ain’t no joke kids [+5] u/Roygbiv-Turtle-98: I just want to get sent to the front lines. [+5] u/Remarkable-Action708: The war is almost complete… but we won’t leave till our objectives are met. It’s like, I am done effing you, but I won’t pull out till I cum. [+5] u/1bizzyone: WTF Cramer upgrades RDDT, who knew, lmao [+5] u/abscando: Boy if CPI comes in hot half this sub is cooked [+5] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: the last time oracle had shit er the market tanked for a week, here comes the theta slimeballs [+5] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: So now nobody is gonna believe him even if he’s telling the truth.. classic [+5] u/2020isgreat: Bessent on here monitoring the situation fuck you [+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: What’s wrong babe, you’ve barely touched your loss porn post [+5] u/Losemoniez: United States of Israel controlled by the dead Israeli spy Epstein [+5] u/cashflow_: I like how we are in the business end of 30 of the greatest years of economic growth ever seen and people are poorer than ever. And everyone just like cool with it and arguing about silly stuff lol. USA is cooked everyone too proud to be uneducated and ignorant. Also this whole site is worthless woke dumdums [+5] u/ismebbb: My crystal ball says Wednesday RED, Thursday RED, Friday GREEN [+5] u/GibonFrog: Did they mine it or not? [+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: I know this is news to you bc you’ve never read a book but the price of oil collapsed during the gulf war. It. Can. Happen. [+5] u/maplessbastard: ORCL going down huh? I should start inversing everything you guys say 🤣 [+5] u/spudbro00: How the fuck is oil not back over 100. Drops 40 dollars on a bs news headline, things got worse and it still hasn’t even recovered 10 dollars of the 40 dollar drop [+5] u/OpeDefinitely: mom has been in the mental hospital for like 40 days. calls me today 'n said "I'm honored to be alive. Also you were very pissed when you were 6 weeks old & I was so proud of you." [+5] u/Abe2025: Panic sell while you can. [+5] u/Stealthless: Tomorrow's CPI report gonna pump this degen market lmao [+5] u/kerrykingzgo-T: Oil is the ultimate meme [+5] u/DuckTalesOohOoh: There's something about Ace and Gary I can't quite put my finger on. [+5] u/CerebrumMortuus: Oracle have so much debt that debt collectors are about to raid their offices, so the stock jumps up of course [+5] u/2020isgreat: The flaws of artificially suppressing prices is eventually it blows up! [+5] u/No-Butterfly-9989: Are my SPY puts cooked i was banking on ORCL missing [+5] u/mtol115: Let’s goooo I bought Oracle calls. Getting schlonged on my silver puts tho [+5] u/Deshen87: Mango to Iran "MINE your own buisness" 🤣 [+5] u/dub_soda: Yay SPY moved a quarter of a dollar today. We’re so back in the range [+5] u/big_chestnut: tomorrow will be green, [+5] u/smart_doge: Heading to an Iranian restaurant. You guys want something? [+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: War over soon, they said. [+5] u/According-Page8618: oracle can do the funniest thing ever and rally spy to ath [+5] u/CigInside: Persian girls are some of the most hot, but always had some strange chip on their shoulder . Very strange [+5] u/booose6: The fact that some of you actually still think 🥭 is telling the truth is comical [+5] u/surely_not_abot: BREAKING: US unloads remaining tomahawks at berrorists ports [+5] u/golari: im starting to think none of this is priced in and its regards all the way up and down [+5] u/precipicethoughts: Lol????? You think there's infrastructure that takes oil across the land mass of Saudi Arabia? [+5] u/OpeDefinitely: the state's combined blind school & deaf school campus is about 400 meters from me as the crow flies. about to dig a tunnel from my basement to steal power from them. it's not like they'll notice. drill when the deaf kids are on campus, do above ground work when the blind kids are on campus. [+5] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: I can't wait to hear Jerome's thoughts on oil [+5] u/Same-Brilliant2014: You have difficulty breathing and have a smooshed face? [+5] u/Stonkrates: Bulls grasping if they think oracle will save them [+5] u/Responsible-Rip8793: Buying tuna fish and a $10 Roblox gift card