ADTX - I outsourced my DD to AI and now I own the thesis UI

Started as a joke. Opened ChatGPT. Asked about ADTX. Asked about dilution. Asked about float. Asked about the spinout. Asked about GameStop probability. Read filings I was never going to read. After 2 hours of AI-generated confirmation bias and 14 tabs later… I have concluded absolutely nothing. BUT. As a brain dead monkey of science, I am no longer a random gambler. I am an informed random gambler. I am not a beggar. I am a shareholder. I am part of the ship. If this goes to zero: valuable tuition. If this goes to $1: generational wealth, retirement, documentary rights. Everyone aboard 🚀🐒 See you at $1. (Not financial advice. This post was peer reviewed by artificial intelligence and rejected.)