I can’t be the only one betting on the wrong horses

Edit: this was removed by the mods of wallstreetbets. While I gather valuable insights from this very platform, I somehow managed to miss all the meaningful gains. I seem to be pretty consistent in betting on the horses that stay in their stables while others gallop. I tried many different strategies but they all failed. I feel exactly like Squidward looking out of the window watching Spongebob and Patrick have fun. When folks close their business emails with “best regards”, I’m now certain they’re just ranking me to the very top from amongst us. Any advice (and tickers) appreciated.