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The market will never go down again. Seriously. I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s true: the market will literally never go down.
“Stonks only go up” isn’t a meme anymore — it’s a law, like gravity… but reversed, with money.
Here’s why.
The U.S. owes $40 trillion in debt. Interest payments are about to surpass GDP. The only way to cover these interest payments is to print enough money.
This will trigger hyperinflation. But if you own stocks like PLTR or TESLA, no worries — they’ll inflate proportionally. At this point, it’s mathematically impossible for stocks to go down. If they did, the entire global economy would collapse.
That’s why any “crash” recovers within half a trading day. The stock market cannot go down.
This isn’t speculation or wishful thinking — it’s the new reality. This is the law of the land.