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[+11] u/Fortnait739595958: Chat still showing link to previous post, short rddt
[+11] u/Reply_Stunning: cocksucking mods broke the "most recent thread" ui
[+9] u/SoloOutdoor: Life was better before social media revealed how people really think. Now we know theyre fuckn tards.
[+9] u/SilverPrivateer: AI companies aren't training on reddit anymore after the AIs started to get too woke lmao
[+8] u/billyd1984texas: Oman and Iran are getting a lane open. The rest of the middle east wants it open. 🥭 needs to get on the ball. I'm tired of reading about Iran.
[+7] u/ExtremelyStinkyBalls: >This post contains content not supported on old Reddit. Click here to view the full post
Nah, I'm good.
[+7] u/WarEaglePrime: Does Warsh even know how to turn on the money printer?
[+6] u/Academic_Lock_1699: The dude above me is a true chad 🤌
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: is it the downvote party time ?
[+5] u/semi_chubb: Has Canada even said thank you
[+5] u/Necessary_Relief_126: Crazy how similar Warsh and Arteta are, both of them look like a lego figurine
[+5] u/Many_Appeal1184: I am HODL $BTC and I made 8 euro in the past 18 months
[+5] u/ITeachYourKidz: You gotta pay the troll toll to get into Jack’s son’s hole, you gotta pay the troll toll to get in
[+5] u/PureAlpha22: Puts on the daily thread
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: "Attention to all the players on the floor: the era of easy money is finished, and the market's demands don't dictate the play anymore. We are pushing these rates up to shut down this inflation once and for all, and anyone looking for a rescue is looking in the wrong place. This is my house now, and any attempt to soften these conditions with weak policies or backroom deals is going to fail hard."
Warsh then turns toward Bessent, leaning into the microphone for his final point: **"And if you think your Treasury schemes can override my strategy, Scott, you're not a statesman—you're just a puppet on a string."**
The tension snaps instantly as Bessent, fueled by frustration, lunges forward and throws a sharp right hook that connects with Warsh's jaw.
The impact sends Warsh stumbling back as security teams and officials rush the stage to separate the two, turning the high-stakes financial summit into a scene of pure physical chaos.
[+19] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Kevin Warsh today:
This is not the most recent thread
[+16] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: I hope you all have a good day today and a good weekend as well
[+15] u/OSRSkarma: https://preview.redd.it/ey2t18ofl3mh1.jpeg?width=1574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=027c679fe07263eab39aa30cdcd6b331eba1d07c
[+13] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: [BREAKING: IREN Faces Shareholder Dilution Amid Push to Fund Expansion](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Iren diluting again lmfao
[+12] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: “This is not the most recent thread”
You’re still regarded.
[+10] u/frogboyjr: ready for Warsh to jack in my hole
[+10] u/Electronic-Advisor72: I think we need a task force for the dashboard.
[+9] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Pessimists sound smart, optimists make money
[+8] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: The FED today will do exactly the oposite of what you are thinking. No matter what you think.
[+8] u/Ok-Parsley6117: What time does Jackson come out the hole?
[+7] u/stupidber: Went to Italy and chipped my tooth trying to blow one of the statues
[+7] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Would you look at that another morning of perfectly cooked calls and puts
[+6] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: This is not the most recent daily thread
This is not the most recent daily thread
This is not the most recent daily thread
[+6] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Some of yall gonna learn what it means to Warsh another man’s balls
[+6] u/Teccho: Everytime I buy calls, I lose. Imma stick to shares
[+6] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+6] u/dpatel211: Market board is buggy, bearish.
[+6] u/corndog_messiah: Hi guys I’m from the latest thread. You’re honestly better off staying here.
[+6] u/version-two: Broken daily dashboard + Warsh speaking is feeling like a bad Oman
[+5] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Calls print so fucking hard today
[+5] u/88crypto: Will Bessent break into the symposium and punch Warsh as he's making his speech? I think it's a 50/50 chance
[+5] u/TreGet234: Comon sive, do your magic...
[+5] u/dontslambro: The only thing the only thing T has defeated was my port
[+5] u/Outrageous_Method432: Fuuu Sandisk go green
[+5] u/LivelyArid: as they say, trading is hard because you need to time the market twice, first when you buy, and second when you buy again after losing everything, that's when you finally win
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: you guys rready for META to pump 3% just to sell off the rest of the day?
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: In all reality warsh isnt gonna say anything thatd dump the market. Right?
[+5] u/emporium4648: Paypal website will give a 404 soon.
[+5] u/iThrewFarAway: TIL theres also a **GULF OF AMERICA** and **STRAIT OF AMERICA** 🤓 🤓 🤓
[+5] u/Outrageous_Method432: Every option trade i make opens red fuck this shit, doesnt matter calls or puts
[+5] u/Throwaway37620: I want to move to America from England
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Silver has been doing that quietly slightly green everyday thing for a while now
[+23] u/spaghetticode94: May those who sees this message be blessed with daily gains. Amen.
[+17] u/teamdiabetes11: Did you guys Go to Latest Thread yet?
https://preview.redd.it/m4e2lnbf04mh1.jpeg?width=1129&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0652b0e22cd4150dda039717ddcbf9b85f80f8fb
[+16] u/Several-Bridge-6287: Jackson's Hole summary: "The fed is firmly committed to bringing down inflation, but daddy said we'll grow out of it. If you change every metric we've ever used and replace them with only the data that supports daddy's claim. We might just grow out of inflation too, we are forming a sub committee task force with a memorandum of understanding that says they will look into it further. Thank you, now go Warsh your ass"
This was not written by AI.
[+10] u/bobbyd121: wtf. how am i going to remember all the great lakes now that the HOMES acronym doesn’t apply? i guess i have to switch to SHAME now
[+10] u/guzzledglizzy: pretty Korean girls with slim waists
[+9] u/twostroke1: First option of the day is like the first cigarette of the day. It hits the needed high.
But by cigarette 100 of the day, it’s just out of pure habit. Almost dreadful, sickening. Just like option 100 of the day.
[+9] u/Aldribuds: Kevin is bringing his famous chili today. The trick is to undercook the onions and overcook the books
[+8] u/I_work_too_much: Oh cool I woke up again...Oh well there's always tomorrow.
[+8] u/Chrg88: Go to the most recent thread
[+8] u/financiallythriving: SPY -3% today will be a great day
[+8] u/Chrg88: I went to the latest thread. It said buy calls
[+7] u/_Chadl_: If I put my whole bank account into 0dte calls on a random stock would yall pump it
[+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: believe it or not: i have no idea any more
[+7] u/Bonghead13: I work in tech.
Directors are using AI to generate business requirement documents.
Product Owners are taking those, and using AI to generate user stories and acceptance criteria.
Technical Analysts are taking those, and using AI to generate the tech requirements and technical tasks.
Lead Programmers are taking those and using AI to tell them how to split the work and create sub-tasks
Developers are taking those and using AI to generate code.
QA ends up having to analyze and test garbage AI code against garbage AI generated requirements, each step.along the process makes the info less and less coherent, and QA are left holding the bag and, as usual, being blamed for all of it.
If measuring Productivity as income generated per dollar of investment, AI is basically melting productivity to pre-bronze age levels
Calls on QA Analyst positions.
[+7] u/VTI4LYFE69: It be a beautiful day to go up 2-3%
[+6] u/Reasonable_Host_5278: People lamenting they want to break even on MRVL. Me, a boring investor, checking my port...and I'm only up 208%.
[+6] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Gonna take a vacation to Lake America.
[+6] u/davidbigham: Marvell movie sucks anyway
[+6] u/Wealthy786: lusty japanese women with big tiddies
[+6] u/Mr_Pongo: Gotta be puts at open which means it’s calls at open…which means
[+6] u/twostroke1: Nobody took Jackson’s hole like my boy JPow did. Nobody.
[+6] u/No-Improvement3164: Diesel $6 but at least we now have Lake America. Hopefully you can afford to go visit it someday.
[+5] u/All_YourBase: 4 hours until Warsh screws us.
[+5] u/mehmilani: Balls are stored in the puts.
[+5] u/vermilli21: As long as Warsh doesn’t start saying task force, SPY should be green
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: Bers destroyed yesterday but it wasn’t enough 😠
Gonna hunt them down next week for Berpocalypse 🤗
[+5] u/poutinetrough: warshing machine gonna come out and give hints to being hawkish and stupid ass market is gonna go all green cause it makes no sense
[+5] u/tropicalia84: # SPY GREEN AF
# FED PUMPING ALL DAY LONG TODAY
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: We are going down b/c I am not meant to make money 😔
[+5] u/derprondo: Warsh is just going to come out and say nothing about the future and just that rates are staying the same right?
[+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: Market hates uncertainty, Warsh is uncertainty incarnate.
[+16] u/collegefootballfan69: Today Warsh will sound like every CEO who has hired McKinsey to do a strategic review. Will talk for 15 minutes and say absolutely nothing…
[+15] u/Jdom666: hope all big tittie emo women have a good day
[+14] u/Fun_Presentation_215: Cucks from /valueinvesting are probably having heart attacks over PayPal
[+12] u/toppoyaaaay: If you fat Americans could go one day without dumping that would be great
[+12] u/gamersEmpire: Another day, another opportunity to lose money
[+11] u/InspectorDabbit_: You're gonna lose $400
[+10] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Goog can you fucking reclaim 400? Stop jerking off in a corner every week. Fuck!!
[+10] u/idontexist65: Now that I'm an adult and have a better job than my parents and have achieved the stability that I never really had growing up, gambling helps me get that feeling of anxiety, uncertainty, and ultimately depression that I have always had and in a way, makes things more comfortable and familiar
[+10] u/drytexterfinalboss: Never trust a woman who smokes the hippie lettuce on a regular basis
[+10] u/InspectorDabbit_: Imagine buying milk for $6 and thinking, "yeah I should buy calls"
[+9] u/user_nombre_: Calls today, dump over weekend
[+9] u/Shijaki: fifteen minutes away from tons of people making decisions that are going to ruin their weekend, lol
[+8] u/wildcat1055: ~~Canadian bacon~~
Freedom bacon
[+8] u/MooseyGoosey69: Blackberry will be the next 10 bagger
[+8] u/tzuica_de_mar: Just don't be american and you can trade american markets at proper hours
[+7] u/LarryBlink: IREN is the type of stock that messes its ER up very badly and still has the audacity to dilute shareholders
[+7] u/spilledonwhite: Who is this Jackson and why is everyone obsessed with his hole?
[+7] u/fartpooppee420: I can't stop singing the praises of eating one meal a day. I choose dinner for my one meal. I'm saving so much money on food and snacks and I've lost 34 pounds since June 3rd. If you're looking to lose weight and save money in this awful economy, give it a try!
[+7] u/AdAmazing8187: guys I think NVDA is still a buy. Call me crazy but I think if I buy the stock and hold on to it for a while the stock price will go up. And I will have more money because of that. I have newsletter coming out soon
[+7] u/iStayG00bin: damn you reddit, this IS the most recent thread
[+7] u/powerboner: Opening my blood red port due to MRVL and IREN is gonna be SO FUN!!! Whether they beat or miss earnings, it all goes down!!!
[+7] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Id be a multimillionaire on options by now if i didnt panoc sell at losses and let my losers eventually become winners and also let my winners ride. But no...great foresight, really bad execution. The trick is you need great foresight AND good execution to become proditable on a long enough time frame.
[+7] u/PowerSpecialist8700: OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+7] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: I took one for the MRVL team and sold my shares for a loss
Shit's guaranteed to moon today
[+7] u/soscribbly: Tf you mean this is not the most recent thread….
Puts on $RDDT
[+7] u/ebitdasga: Semis dumping again while nvda pumps, despite citing supply constraints. Make this make sense
[+7] u/CosmosMasterMan: Thinking about quitting my job in beer sales to lose my life savings as a full time options trader, advice?
[+7] u/TrickyDickCheney: Qqq has gone nowhere in over 36 hours
[+7] u/suizman: So you’re telling me if I chose the right direction I can gain money?
[+7] u/Internal-Hand-4705: I’m French and I wasn’t aware we had a stock market
[+7] u/throwingitanyway: you didn't specify up or down... 😟
[+6] u/MooseyGoosey69: When I see people complaining that Google sucks in the dailys is a buy signal
[+6] u/LostBull92: new yahoo finance charts are shit
[+6] u/Broad_Front7788: Just throwing it out there that this new daily widget is complete shit
[+6] u/Potential-Plum7187: Looks like im about to lose money on my NVDA puts
[+6] u/longGERN: I wish I was a little less stupid
[+6] u/spilledonwhite: Is anyone else retarded enough to FEEL richer or poorer based on swings in their portfolio even though you aren't actually locking in gains or losses?
Like port up you're taking your wife out to dinner and port down you're eating pasta. But your budget always has the same amount of allocated spending money from your paycheck.
Asking for a friend.
[+6] u/user_nombre_: Thinking of starting a nonprofit: BAGHOLDERS ANONYMOUS
[+6] u/Unusual-Lie8889: Warsh: uh task force. good family fight. thank you good bye.
CALLS
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: Trillion dollars, 5 trillion, 10 trillion - just a number guys.
Not long ago people thought a billion was a big deal.
[+6] u/Fuck_boy3456: Down 70k in the past month
[+6] u/jdfan51: Holy shit my puts are fucked
[+5] u/WocketWaccoon: Tom “fat cuck” Lee said no matter what happens at Jackson Hole, the outlook looks very bullish
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: So many people are boring
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: can this guy really say anything that isn't going to fuck the market at this point though ??
If he come off hawkish, the market won't like it bc rate hikes and the fed actually doing its job is back on the table
but if he comes off dovish, bond market and everyone else will lose faith that he is even halfway competent and maybe still result in market selling off??
>!this is not the most recent thread!<
[+5] u/ElderDwarf: Warsh today will bring markets to new ATH mark IT
[+5] u/strawberrryy222: bro open the freaking chat wtf is going on lmfao?
[+5] u/Ltheman00: I hate that these shitcoin stocks Iren and Mrvl have an impact on NBIS
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: Boring year. Worst ever lol
[+5] u/HighwayExotic2808: Everyday things get a little Warsh
[+5] u/_Feed_69: oh this market is not going red today. I fucking love this setup
[+5] u/InspectorDabbit_: LOL, people really think NVDA is gonna hit 250 today like it's not a big deal to add like a trillion dollars
[+5] u/DaddyDoLittle: MRVL CALL HOLDERS
SHOW YOURSELVES
[+5] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: Out of the thousands of stocks you pick MU!
[+5] u/Emergency_Froyo_3030: Nice dump by the algos before mkt open. Cant wait for this highly anticipated Fed speech
[+5] u/Embarrassed_Chain548: Noway in hell will mu pump at open, I’m so fucking cooked
[+5] u/hylian_prince: Amerifats can’t wait 30 min for Warsh to speak, they have to panic sell at open
[+5] u/remilk123: 🚨 **PANIC SELL EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW**! **📉 I'M FROM THE FUTUR**E! **🔮 KEVIN WARSH WILL POP THE BUB**BLE **🫧 WITH HIS UPCOMING SPE**ECH**! 💥 GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL** CAN! 🏃♂️💨
[+5] u/Vlashaaak: PayPal back to where it belongs
[+5] u/WindNo3445: Don't worry bulls, they need to bait the bears at open
[+5] u/ArmadilloFluffy2130: did you come from 2019
[+16] u/blindrubberchicken: It’s clear Warsh writes his own speeches. Any human speechwriter would have killed themselves halfway through writing this.
[+13] u/SHHFC: he's basically saying that the public won't get the information to trade with but institutions will still get that insider info
[+12] u/KittyLover-7: Even jarome pow pows voice alone was soothing to the algos
LOL
[+12] u/Capable-Yak-8486: He talks like 🥭
“We’re gonna look at the economy, economy starts with an E, I learned about E from Sesame Street, Sesame Street was on PBS. P sounds like Pea. Anyone like Peas?”
[+12] u/KittyLover-7: https://preview.redd.it/31ktwzjol4mh1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=2bd80e125c662dc97fe7d2c252f150f1028ba144
[+11] u/shawthdalord: HAHAHA BOUGHT PUTS AT THE BOTTOM, CALLS AT THE TOP
[+11] u/HaveTwoBananas: pump those AI bags warsh
[+11] u/i_empathetic: JPow had confidence and clarity. Warsh sounds like he's giving a book report to class that he is nervous and bullshitting through because he crammed last night. What a weak, meek, flimsy man.
[+11] u/b3rkolas: JENSEN COME TO THE STAGE PLS
[+11] u/Muted-South4737: Warsh could have been an email
[+11] u/Bam2458: This speech could have been an email.
[+11] u/JustLurkCarryOn: Warsh deez nuts, the fuck is wrong with this guy.
[+10] u/ThomBjjork: HOLY FUCK KEVIN IS GONNA GIVE US A BORING ASS AI MACRO LECTURE
[+10] u/gkdjsl: Genuinely horrified that this is the new chairman of the fed, the man has the gravitas of a tax accountant in a strip mall office
[+10] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: Is it me or was Walsh nervous as fuck and his speech was weak and his voice was trembling?
[+10] u/diefy7321: # Kevin “ChatGPT” Warsh LMAO
[+10] u/guccioli: I am not a bear, but the level of actual slop coming out from every level of this admin is psychotic. Who buys this shit
[+9] u/freehouse_throwaway: lol this bro just has negative aura
[+9] u/upvz: warsh: they always ask when rate hike, but never how is rate hike
[+9] u/Peeeeech: “We’re going to wait until inflation hits 4% to make sure we have an inflation”
[+9] u/elcasar: His voice is quivering. That does not instill confidence.
[+9] u/CoC_Axis_of_Evil: “Words not action” this guy is a moron
[+8] u/need20goodmen: BREAKING NEWS:
Warsh speaks for 30 minutes reminding everyone of NO FORWARD GUIDANCE. He just wanted to talk about the new SpiderMan movie.
[+8] u/Smallest-Yeet: why does this sound like an AI company earnings call
[+8] u/soa333: Bro is vomiting AI slop
[+8] u/Deshen87: big rally coming today
[+8] u/Thetagang888: Bro used the free version of meta AI to draft this speech.
[+8] u/i_empathetic: Dude acts like he's giving a sermon no one is asking for
[+8] u/diefy7321: # 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th move are fake LMAO 🤌
[+8] u/VOO_bull_forever: # i hate that guy so much. he is such a weirdo
[+8] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: fed: "interest rates can go up if inflation go up"
markets: "OMG WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT, DUMMPPPP!!!"
[+8] u/Delicious_Put_5857: i would kill myelf if i had to work with someone who talks this way
[+8] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Bro basically said nothing
[+8] u/Rrrandomalias: This guy needs to Warsh his Jackson Hole
[+8] u/SpecialTrust2045: Whoever said Powell was boring, this guy is 1000 times worse
[+7] u/ThomBjjork: IMAGINE BEING ANOTHER FED MEMBER AND TRYING TO TALK TO KEVIN. DUDE WOULD TAKE 30 MINS TO NOT ANSWER
[+7] u/DoIt4TheMayMays: "Market participants should shit themselves" - Kevin Warsh
[+7] u/ThomBjjork: HAHAHAH THIS MFer’s VOICE IS ALL SHAKY CUZ HE KNOWS HES FULL OF SHIT
[+7] u/Every_Recover_1766: This guy is such a fucking fraud
[+7] u/No_Speaker_7689: GET HIM OFF THE STAGE
[+7] u/Jerikolol: Warsh " i hate forward guidance and I love AI. Thank you very much. Please clap"
[+7] u/CUbuffGuy: Bring back J pow, this guy is retarded
[+7] u/-IQ200: He’s deadass just reading his job description.
[+7] u/Thisispaartaaa: BEAR TRAP, I REPEAT, BEAR TRAP.....WE GOING UPPIES LADIES AND GENTS, UPPIES!
[+7] u/k3t4mine: Then raise interest rates you chud
[+7] u/Thetagang888: This feels like my econ professor giving a lecture at 9:00am.
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: This guy is way in over his head
Give me Powell back man, I fucking miss that sexy man so much
[+7] u/AugustusFinkNottle: he forogt to tell chatgpt to 'be concise'
[+7] u/SnooPredictions6651: his voice shakes like he's being threatened has he never taken a public speaking class in his life
[+7] u/mike_n301: Life was better with Jerome
[+7] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Really missing daddy Powell now dayum 😂
[+7] u/MoneyBadger14: 777 eod, go back to bed bears
[+7] u/diefy7321: # Kevin “Everything is doing well, nothing to see here” Warsh LMAO
[+7] u/Air3s: it took him 20 mins to get to the point...
[+7] u/Life-Trade-6514: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT KIND OF FED SPEECH WAS THAT?!?!?!?! BRING BACK POWELL YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+7] u/daddysgirl794: September rate hike odds just went from 25% to 52% lol
[+7] u/scm66: I think pickleball is a psyop.
[+7] u/Affectionate-Idea690: what was that holy shit-
[+6] u/Weebdo: Is it saying 'This is not the most recent thread' for anyone else?
[+6] u/Many_Tip_3973: They are literally holding the market for warsh to speak bro. Wtf
[+6] u/Skilledthunder: People really just be saying shit on here and getting upvoted
[+6] u/Unlikely-Run-400: wtf is this guy doing! Holy shit. Say what we are here for holy shit
[+6] u/DudeManBroGuy9: Not trolling, the rise and fall of NKE will be studied in MBA classes for decades to come
[+6] u/leoman2896: I noticed he didn't mention Powell
Fuck this guy
[+6] u/FinePerformance1046: This guy actually made a fucking joke about going on a hike when he controls the movement of trillions of dollars
[+6] u/gnanwahs: WHY IS HE TALKING ABOUT AI TOKENS LMAOOOOO
[+6] u/A10cc: Warsh comes off as a massive bitch ass. Bring JPOW back!
[+6] u/Status-Net2947: Looks like an Indian talks like an Indian behaves like an Indian
[+6] u/A10cc: Holy fuck we could've had a normal day if Warsh didn't speak at all. This dude is actually fucking retarded.
[+6] u/Indianstanicows: Man, I can't understand a word he's saying
[+6] u/met_art: Bring back Jerome Powell!
[+6] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Oh sheet. Everyone is stuck in calls?
[+6] u/pussinbuuts: JEROME IS STILL THE GOAT
[+6] u/L0pat0: I hate the way this dude talks like he’s running for office. Bring the nerd with glasses back
[+6] u/ThomBjjork: IS THIS FUCKER REALLY GOING TO PONDER FOR AN HOUR??!?!
[+6] u/Deadsea3132: This guy fucking stinks
[+6] u/Happy-Philosophy9211: Hahahahahahahahaha alright lets just erase the market then???
[+6] u/Life-Trade-6514: Oh brother, this guy stinks
[+6] u/drakilian: Look at Warsh pretending like he's ever going to raise rates
[+6] u/Jagged_Tide: “Changes in geopolitics” even Warsh is begging 🥭 to just end the war
[+6] u/WillingnessMental731: This puppet looks like me when I took credit for group projects at school, but I didn't do anything except put my name on it.
[+6] u/k3t4mine: This is an absolute *masterclass* in speaking for half an hour without saying anything at all. Greenspan would be so proud of his little man.
[+6] u/Busy_Dingo_5744: 2 percent? We gonna need like 375 bps hike at this point
[+6] u/CapDris116: He's kind of ugly...
[+6] u/Zerkron: I miss Jerome’s voice :(
[+6] u/wattap: no rate hikes this year
[+6] u/Ok_Valuable6244: Inflation is a made up human concept. My 10 dollar bills still look like 10 dollar bills after all these years. Rates to 1% !!
[+6] u/GloomyMembership4197: Rate hikes +0.25% in sept.
BULLISH! RESUME THE PUMP!!!
[+6] u/Separate-Scene4672: Professional yapper this guy
[+6] u/Thin_Cat8817: How much did the taxpayer pay for these smooth brains to jerk each other off in Jackson Hole for 3 days just to ramble total nonsense at us
[+6] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: What the fuck is he even saying?
[+6] u/42thefloor2011: Yeah this motherfucker is hiking in two weeks
[+6] u/mayorolivia: Ok it’s a nothing burger speech. Market will be green now
[+6] u/Remarkable_Lynx_6721: “inflation sits squarely with the central bank” he’s setting himself up on purpose. holy fall guy
[+6] u/virex1202: Warsh says nothing.
Media: "What a hawk!"
[+6] u/mindmush45: https://preview.redd.it/tnxvypiey3mh1.png?width=398&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee3b1ba7b5d3ab51056a70f15e72aa3f59f36ff4
[+5] u/Witty119: Eat, sleep, Jenson Huang
[+5] u/Creative-Package6213: There is just so much downward pressure on the markets right now. Don't know how anyone can currently feel bullish right now.
[+5] u/MoneyBadger14: Warsh messaged me on Signal, he’s going to pump the market bigly
[+5] u/AlmostAsianJim: Memory was never the same after Leopold got cucked.
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: lets be honest...only a few companies like GOOGL, AMZN, MSFT and META is holding up this economy due to their spending. How about institutions bring these stocks back to ATH to show a little bit of fucking appreciation.
[+5] u/deertracker2022: Bessent's theory is the economy can grow its way out of $40T debt, lol. Today we find out if Warsh is on the team or not. If his speech is all about American innovation and the economy is strong blah blah, it's so over.
[+5] u/LegitimateShameHands: NBIS going to be down more than IREN because of IREN earnings lmao
[+5] u/Practical-Health3455: Warsh gettin ready to put a Jackson in our holes. Best of luck.
[+5] u/Voenker: "Hello everybody" -- market crashes
[+5] u/whodey84: lol said "hike" 3x already lets see how good these algo's are on context
[+5] u/need20goodmen: HAHAHAH Warsh keeps saying Hikes and hes talking about fucking trekking lmaoooo. Trying to confuse the algos!!! hahahaha
[+5] u/gnanwahs: https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/speech/warsh20260828a.htm
WARSH SPEECH IS OUT, NOTHING BURGER LOOOOL
[+5] u/Life-Trade-6514: He really starting off his conversation with "I've been going on hikes" Hey why dont you shut the fuck up and not start off with a metaphor
[+5] u/Voenker: What the fuck was this dip causing my stop loss to trigger?
https://preview.redd.it/dow54l1ih4mh1.png?width=197&format=png&auto=webp&s=616e4586b1896750b737cc4e240057925bf38bd4
[+5] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: price stability means you going back to work
[+5] u/mangled_degenerate: Hike metaphor. Incredible.
[+5] u/whyshw: We’re talking about tokens?
[+5] u/Waiting4Reccession: He's inflating the value of the task force seats to sell them.
[+5] u/darkspherei: fuck this guy bring back j pow
[+5] u/RichSpecific4490: I’ve got $132k he says task force over 39 times and I think it’s going well
[+5] u/zeren1ty: This guy just oozes imposter syndrome
[+5] u/leoman2896: God fucking damn bring back Powell. He used to tell us rates up or down. Get bent or be benting
Fuck this nerd
[+5] u/DarkReignRecruiter: This speech sounds like something I would give if I forgot to prepare. He is saying a whole lot of nothing
[+5] u/wattap: nothingburger speech, doesnt want to raise in sept, if inflation isn't tamed there may be a need to raise rates, etc. yatta yatta
when rip
[+5] u/90s__JDM: CRASHING SPY WITH NO SURVIVORS
[+5] u/No-Reception-3324: Why does he try to be so fucking theatrical with his word choice
Goood golly fuck its gonna be a bloodbath today
[+5] u/Consistent-Teach3750: YAP YAP YAP YAP - Where is Jerome, and who is this clown
[+5] u/jasperCrow: WE WANT POW BACK THIS GUY IS A CUCK
[+5] u/gigilero: God this guy is a fucking cuck
[+5] u/firenznguyen: He doesn’t understand market mechanics, we’re doomed 🤣
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: The algos hate this guy.
[+5] u/ddrsdght: They appointed him so he can undermine fed credibility
[+5] u/darkspherei: so many words so little content
[+5] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: This guy is fucking terrible.
[+5] u/pussinbuuts: BRO IS SAYING SO LITTLE WITH SO MANY WORDS
[+5] u/Upset-Motor-2602: It may go up, it may go down, it may go sideways...and I am geh - Warsh 2026 J-Hole Meeting minutes
[+5] u/Routine-Agent-160: Dark green in 1 hour.
[+5] u/youngsimba320: the way warsh speaks pisses me off
[+5] u/staresinshamona: sorry wtf is this guy talking about
[+5] u/-IQ200: Federal reserves got big ones. 😉 — Warsh 2026
[+5] u/freehouse_throwaway: even the window joke was negative aura
[+5] u/darkspherei: what world is this idiot living in???
[+5] u/Fine-Will: Warsh saw how some people used to whine about how Jerome wasn't clear enough and took that as a personal challenge.
[+5] u/Pale-Loss7806: Fuck me… my puts are fucked
[+5] u/ChampionshipOdd947: Warsh: If the market is doing well, that must mean the economy is doing well
[+5] u/need20goodmen: OH MY GOD NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK.
He mentioned AI profits and good thing he just mentioned the circlejerk profits
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: I do not consent or comply to this guy being the new chair.
[+5] u/SnooPredictions6651: market really liked that money has something to do with monetary policy statement or what
[+5] u/Thetagang888: He's done it. He's bored the hedge funds and market makers into hitting the buy button
[+5] u/pink_ego_box: Gold holding well
Dude lost all credibility in less than a quarter lmfao
[+5] u/stonksncardboard: all this yapping just to tell us they are hiking rates
[+5] u/TheBayHarbrButchr: They just wanna take all my money
[+5] u/Busy_Dingo_5744: They got a Kirk laser on Warsh if he says something crazy
[+5] u/Voenker: This was just a presentation on how the Fed works.
[+5] u/SaltyCauliflower555: We need to be dumping, no forward guidance, bigger chance of a rate hike in September
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: The algos tuned out 15 minutes ago.
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Jerome had more balls than this guy
[+5] u/Prolapse_to_Brolapse: Fed Decision in September? **25 bps increase** just skeeted from 30% to 50% on Polymarket
[+5] u/Voenker: Hawkish tone on inflation, firm refusal to loosen financial conditions and open-ended policy tightening = bearish
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: I’m not hearing anything bullish.
[+5] u/AdhesivenessOk1997: Remember when the last hope of stability was the Real Estate market propping up the cards? That was cool. Now we have Ai & chips with a Real Estate market teetering on int rates, accessible $ to those who can’t afford it. When rents retreat everything bought and built in the last 5 years defaults. Then there the ai bubble…..good times
[+5] u/Trollzore: Why are literally all my semis down 50% since July. Serenity scammed us all
[+5] u/shmito17: Call me crazy but IREN will launch a green cock to $42+
[+5] u/j_b_1983: Who's ready to sell!!!
[+5] u/Open_Waltz6902: Kevin Warsh ---> Jackson's Hole
[+5] u/urgeyasfck: Just crash this bitch already
[+5] u/BrockDouken13: Warsh is so tight right now in his speaking cadence loosen up man. If he was reading a children's story to kindergarteners, big woof
[+5] u/iamjt: KEV YOU DIDN'T COVER ANYTHING
[+5] u/The_Albertino: Hasn’t said a single thing about the future
[+5] u/Ok_Valuable6244: When will he stop speaking in riddles and just tell us to buy calls or puts
[+5] u/HaveTwoBananas: how high do yields have to go before the market actually gives af
[+5] u/Gnargoyles: Fuck please bring back papa Powell holy fuck this guy stinks 😷
[+5] u/mangled_degenerate: This guy could make a fortune if he let people pay him $10k to slap him.
[+13] u/ParticularWarthog319: I’ve lost like $80k in the last two weeks 🤮
[+13] u/IXI_Bman: Market is 100% gambling every second of the day. No trend, news doesn't do anything, low volume mickey mouse pumps. Stocks still at ATL's. Getting theta fucked everyday. Yaaaaa and this is a bull market? LMAO
[+12] u/Massive_Charity_7198: Rate hikes? Pump. They're gonna fix underlying issues.
Rates go down? Pump.
Rates stay same? Well nothing's changing and line was going up before? PUMP.
Oil crisis? Sounds like pain at the PUMP.
You literally cannot lose in this economy.
[+11] u/pbspbsingh: what a fucked up day.
[+11] u/RIVNMoonMe: Markets pumped because nobody believes Warsh actually has the stones to hike rates. The guy is both a pussy and a stooge. The question is do the other Fed chairs do the right thing and vote to hike regardless.
[+9] u/Altruistic-Count2832: How is this pumping like let's be real
[+9] u/TheCheez-It: The Fed normalizing 3+% inflation is good for the market.
[+9] u/themourningpoet: Wake me up when the dumping starts again
[+9] u/Metal-Water: Fuck my life. I’m a shitty trader and a garbage human being. Gonna get high now
[+9] u/Dear__Bruce: 1.) Start a “company” that promises investors 20% returns
2.) Use their money to buy bitcoin and take 5% annual profit to pay yourself
3.) Bitcoin goes down
4.) Investors lose their money and you get rich
5.) Nothing else happens
Michael Saylor LLC
[+9] u/i2ye: Most fucked up day of my life
[+9] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: V here would be the funniest outcome actually
[+9] u/Mr_INFJ_: Anyone got an actual answer as to why SPY pumped the last 30min? Didn't sound very bullish
[+8] u/comancheranche: Bers bamboozled once again
[+8] u/EnginrA: “I study successful people, they have one thing in common” - NYT
Rich parents!
Thanks for the award my bro Reply!
[+8] u/doctorqaz: SPCX worth more than META is just criminal
[+8] u/LarsTarkas: Bols got rugged pulled so hard their assholes have rug burn
[+8] u/the_mind_goblin1: i just lost 10 grand in like 5 minutes
[+8] u/Ok-Cut-6064: Good thing I revenge traded like a fucking moron
[+8] u/GuwopGOAT: Motley fool the ultimate stock slop
[+8] u/Fernyfern7: You ruined everything you stupid bitch
[+8] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: Kevin Warsh fucking sucks, stop putting that dude in front of a camera ffs
[+8] u/enc-nyc: FED: 50% chance of HIKE in September
Market: + 0.5%
[+7] u/TheCheez-It: 61 straight months missing target inflation with no end in sight. Definitely bullish.
[+7] u/VirgillMastercard: I’m surprised Warsh knows what inflation is!
[+7] u/nimster01: I had 1500 profit for 5 mins. as soon as i go to sell i lost it all now im down 2k. i hate this
[+7] u/hb2xdr: Spy zero dips for 45 minutes
Never seen before
Absolutely sensational
[+7] u/UnkleSambo: Damn. I’ll say it again, I hate you cocky permabulls. I will continue making more money than you with puts
[+7] u/Greatlakes_fish: This pump made no sense but it was enough to make me sell my position at a loss.
[+7] u/Ordinary-Ad2052: I feel a rug pull later today
[+7] u/Total-Savings6385: The most retarded shit I've seen in weeks
[+7] u/thelonewanderer333: So we went from the market pumping off of rates maybe being cut like a year ago to the market pumping because they were going to hold rates steady to the market now pumping because the rates might be hiked but don't worry because it's not by that much................cool, cool, cool.
[+7] u/BFox1982: She's a 10, but she thinks Kevin Warsh is a better Fed Chair than JPow. 🚩🚩🚩
[+7] u/TheCheez-It: The next 16 months of NVDA gains.. priced in.
[+7] u/delicious_oppai: Condolences to the paper handed bers who got shook out by that fake rip 😂
[+7] u/coolopinionlmao: close the fucking casino
[+7] u/Djent_Reznor1: Exact same pattern happened last time this Warsh idiot spoke
[+7] u/horseisahorse: So much money to be made, but too confusing to take positions.
[+7] u/SoloDragonGT: Why is Warsh such a useless piece of shit
[+7] u/OsamaBagHolding: ##Petition to rename it to the Warsch Sale rule
[+7] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Maybe I should've waited to buy Marvell
[+7] u/SarcasticTrumpet: The country could end and the MMs would literally just keep pumping it
[+7] u/Ahoen117: Perfectly straight line up for 30 minutes lol
[+7] u/aew2019: The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.
[+6] u/Warmake: How is SPY bouncing to 775, nothing Warsh said was bullish.
[+6] u/Comfortable_Thing611: Did Warsh cure ass cancer?
[+6] u/abcdefgogetter: Guess I shoulda held on to my spy calls a little longer
[+6] u/GrossFleshSack: jackson hole went about as bad as it could have gone and yet the market decided to pump afterwards, guess we are ignoring the rate hikes for now
[+6] u/Altruistic-Count2832: Can someone please explain to me why we are pumping
[+6] u/heildirimsiegerkranz: Worst week to start day trading LMAO
[+6] u/JPM1216: Increased chance of rate hike. Market paradoxically likes it!
[+6] u/No-Most2405: AMZN to 300 META to 680 GOOG 410
[+6] u/AppleJuiceTwo: Yuuuup rest of the day is computer i guess
[+6] u/WallStreetRobert: bull trap prepare ur anus
[+6] u/Midpoint60: Oh, oh. Hang on. Get your helmet on.
[+6] u/Metal-Water: Jesus Christ I’m getting my account raped
[+6] u/teflondon14: As a long term investor that holds mostly ai and ai adjacent stocks, i have lost 50% of my all time profits since june 22nd. I need to seriously know if its time to take the tax loss and sell my remaining holdings or if this will recover in the next few months. Any advice would be great.
[+6] u/lookingforajob2020: 4 dollar pump then 4 dollar dump within an hour lmfao
[+6] u/Metacog_Drivel: Straight up not having a good time.
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Why is the hike probability 40% when he almost directly said they need to hike?
[+6] u/Massive_Charity_7198: What is going on?
Fed says without saying they're gonna hike, 10 yr yields go up.
???
We think you're full of shit but also equities remain steadyish?
[+6] u/Poptart_Salad: Thanks Warsh, as usual. And holy fuck can the market stop shitting itself over a 25bp hike? It's not that big of a deal.
[+6] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Power Warshing the gains away.
[+6] u/OsamaBagHolding: 🥭: appoints a guy to sabotage the fed
Fed: We're quiet quitting
Market: *Surprised Pikachu face
[+6] u/LegitimateWarthog127: Everything hasn’t been the same since jerome left 😞
[+6] u/BearlyBearishBear: #NOTHING IS PRICED IN
[+6] u/AGreasyPorkSandwich: "We might not be done slowing down inflation."
No shit asshole thats *literally* your mandate and this shit is still rippin
[+6] u/ChipWong82: Why is Warsh so fucking ghey?
[+6] u/bigjimsribs: Fill recovery coming as always
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: A GOLDEN AGE WITH GOLDEN POOLS AND GOLDEN SHOWERS
[+6] u/Hugh_Grection420: Think this is lunch bull trap be careful guys this is gonna get ugly
[+6] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Please V else I won’t have good sleep this weekend 🥺🥺🥺🥺
[+6] u/stock_dude9: Military did fine before Palantir, I don’t really understand why the govt needs to spend billions on this questionable technology
[+6] u/Roland_W_Fab: FED will raise rates imo
[+6] u/ilikemgs: Straight pump no chaser
[+5] u/Metal-Water: Fuck I’m such a dumbass I run up accounts and then one bad move and I nuke it
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Oh no, i'm at work and missed warsh talk. I'm sure I missed a great speech.
[+5] u/Rosella2562: I knew I should’ve bought calls at the dip fck
[+5] u/okbetokbetokbet: green days somehow always have low volume 🤔
[+5] u/kuklistyle: insane ponzi behaviour today
[+5] u/cryptohorn: Will I get super powers if I drink data center water
[+5] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: Bear trap
Pamp to 780 begins now
Loaded up on 777 calls
[+5] u/more-aero: definitely another pump incoming
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: gay, i told myself I wouldn't trade but hands got itchy and now im down $500
[+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: everything: going down. SPY: i go up, right?
[+5] u/SarcasticTrumpet: I literally cant remember a time before these consecutive bs pumps off of horrible news to destroy puts and then the half rug to theta burn everyone for hours, it's been this for months
[+5] u/drazayn99: GOOGL - time for you to stand up from the cuck chair and blast to 400 next week
[+5] u/stock_dude9: If you buy puts today it’s a donation to MMs
[+5] u/daniko1999: Wow omg Google is alive it’s alive wow
[+5] u/1-800-YOLO: When your coworker with $700k in nvidia shares asks you what time the market closes........
This world we're in is retarded as fuck
Dude thinks grok makes him a genius too lmfao
[+5] u/LaMeraVergaSinPatas: Warsh has as much swag as an empty tissue box
[+5] u/Loose_Hornet4126: lol epic rug pull on cocky bulls
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: SPY rejected twice at 775. Fucking gay
[+5] u/enc-nyc: You bought calls on that second pump didn't you?
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: Giving it alllll back by EoD
[+5] u/No-Most2405: Im selling it all this market is regarded
[+5] u/QTpieme: I picked the wrong year to become a bull
[+5] u/Damerman: Pricing in a rate hike it seems
[+5] u/SteakEater137: Im convinced the market just does the most illogical thing possible on any given day.
Im so convinced I purposefully make stupid trades based on this premise and it is somehow successful
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: nice i love seeing all of my positions go straight down
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: Seriously wtf is this garbage action? This market is seriously so beyond fucking retarded. Fuck this shit. Im out.
[+5] u/MakeResonableChoices: Sold puts for break even 12 minutes ago- neat
[+5] u/Sea_Stand_164: PANIC THE FUCK OUT, AND SELL EVERYTHING
[+5] u/IronicallyCanadian: I was promised SPY 780 by EOD. I'd like to speak with the manager please
[+5] u/No_Presentation9490: holy fuck i just made 46k shorting MU
[+5] u/Popular_Song3371: this is just ... wow... MM Masterpiece \*applause\*
[+5] u/llamaflocka: They took MRVL out back and shot him
[+5] u/Ancient_Stretch1746: every day the same shit
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: No movement for three weeks and now massive movement in both directions.
[+5] u/Minimum_Suit1735: Zero chance they would hike rate, this shit bene going on for a whole damn year now
[+5] u/sck178: Rough rug pull for bulls
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: Market has dumped 3 times out of 3 when Warsh spoke
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: RIP to that guy who bought calls at 773 saying it was a ber trap and we'd be at 777 lmao
[+5] u/Williamnguyen62838: WHO JUST SAID THE N WORD?
[+5] u/Fast_Half4523: can someone explain what is going on?
[+5] u/LaMeraVergaSinPatas: Warsh has as much swag as a moldy peach
Might look like one too while we’re slangin’
[+5] u/Mother___Night: Cryptards about to get cleaned out.
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Remove Microsoft, Apple, Amazon and Google and we'd be hitting circuit breaker today
[+5] u/Additional_Bar_2462: Bring back Jerome fuck this Kevin pencil neck fk guy
[+5] u/AlpacaDream7: Ok now send it back to the highs to fuck everyone again
[+5] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Okay this time it’s over
[+5] u/more-aero: The second I sell my calls, I know this is going to ATH.
[+5] u/captain_casino: I dont even feel anything anymore when my port tanks 20% in an hour
[+5] u/DeathAgent01: They trick you into calls in the morning and then rug pulled you in the afternoon
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: This must be that Biden market I've been hearing about 🤦♂️
[+5] u/captain_casino: Warsh is my least favorite Jeff Dunham puppet
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: I'm so glad that I don't drink. Now I can watch my port disintegrate, while sober!
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: This is all because we bullied the value investors
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: Can we please crash September so I can pickup the pieces of my portfolio and rebuild October? I’m sick of chop city
[+5] u/Poland_Spring10: Today has to be red day right let’s go like -1%
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: 773 close for max hilarity
[+5] u/cbusoh66: I mean Jane Street lost $15 billion last month and they need to make it all back and more, why is everyone surprised?
Warsh speech is just a pretext to get the volatility machine into full gear...
[+5] u/oldprecision: MSFT: I am the captain now.
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: 🥭too busy renaming fjords and tributaries to save this day.
[+5] u/Puzzled_Risk988: Behold the Warshing Machine!
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: Inverse me for free money:
I will be opening AAPL MU SNDK calls at open
[+5] u/miata_only: I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you.
[+5] u/Commercial_Sound1448: INTC gonna keep going up the next few weeks
[+5] u/-----Marcel-----: What the genuine fuck just happened over the past 20 minutes? This market is so fucked up. I genuinely can't understand how the indexes are this much up this year when the price action has been cancerous 90% of the time. It's so fucking illogical. This has to be some of the worst market conditions ever.
The past few weeks have basically been a fucking dump across most sectors and individual names, except for software and a handful of AI names. What a fucked-up, irrational market. It doesn't help that the VIX is basically getting crushed.
I'm raising cash here. The VIX is definitely going to spike soon. It's almost too fitting for it not to happen. September has historically been bearish, we're potentially due for the typical midterm pullback of 7–12%, and the VIX is sitting near some of its lowest levels in the past two years.
Something feels extremely fucking off about this market.
[+5] u/No-Most2405: Insane rugpull im exiting everything fuck this
[+5] u/EnginrA: Who buys earbuds at Best Buy lol
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Time for Trump to throw out another peace deal. Iran wants a deal so bad.
[+5] u/sleeperaxe: Pretty good trick to tank the indexes, gold, and bitcoin with the same speech. Nice job Warsh.
[+5] u/RjBloxks: bol having ice water soup all weekend
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Red day for ants if we’re being honest
[+5] u/AwakenedBeast616: MMs desperately trying to prop it up here to drain more premium out of puts. A break below would put them on the hook for even more selling to hedge
[+5] u/brute-forced: I WANT JPOW BACK!!! GET THIS TURD OUT OF THE DRIVER SEAT
[+5] u/Imaginary-Pin580: Stupid wallstreet sheep said SaaS is over a few months back and called it SaaSpocalyse , now calling it the biggest AI winner.
Just inverse them , and buy cheaper AI now, avoid SaaS
[+5] u/jrlandry: Idk why this thread is melting down with loses rn, and acting like this is a massive crash day? I'm up and so is SP500. Did you ALL gamble on MRVL???
[+5] u/ConsiderationKey1658: IM TRAPPED IN THE IN-BETWEEN THREAD WORLD
[+5] u/BestVermicelli3639: Guess who bought expensive puts at the bottom 🤚🏽🤌🏽
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Warsh said fuck your hamburger meat prices, I've got a market to run here
[+5] u/Spac55: $AFRM Buy now pay later, Consumer suffering, buying grocery, gas using BNPL, when economy struggles
$NVDA market cap jumped \~$400 Billion in one day. Yesterday
When 60% population can’t afford $2000 for emergency, gas & groceries fee high, what’s next ? Just use AFRM
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: There are so many people who bought MVRL 300+ because of Jensen
[+5] u/thrillho145: . Market wants to rip
[+5] u/AwakenedBeast616: Inflation 4%
Warsh wants 2%
Good luck
[+5] u/HanzDiamond: political aspirations detected
[+5] u/DNAPCRMASTER: He said our name! Market participants
[+5] u/PosterOfReddit: always a whole lotta nothing from this guy's mouth. 5000 word minimum essay filler words ahhh
[+5] u/traderbusto: You know this is a guy who takes his pickle ball seriously
[+5] u/GonnaWinSoMuch7: So the show goes on? PAMP MEMORY
[+5] u/DressPrestigious7088: SO THE NEWS FROM CHEF WARSH IS CLEAR.
HE WANTS 🥭 TO TACO TO CRASH OIL AND KEEP INFLATION UNDER CONTROL.
IF IT DOESNT HAPPEN “FAST ENOUGH”, CHEF WARSH SAYS “WE HAVE WORK TO DO”.
[+5] u/YoDooley: wtf is even happening
[+5] u/Jensen-Hung: Odds of a rate hike spiked and the market is rallying lol
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Yeah next time I'm definitely buying puts when this mofo speaks
[+5] u/JeromePowellLovesMe: Charts go up and to the right.
Until they don't.
[+5] u/Sick0h: We’re in the “oh the market won’t care about yields going up and DXY ripping” part of today. I ain’t trimming my longs, but they gonna castrate 0DTE call holders here in a bit.
[+5] u/selfemployedsince16: You can’t sell paper on what you don’t have the physical of.
If a store sold “milk” and had 2 jars of milk they wouldn’t list 800 to buy on their website.
Why are we listing 400 oz of paper silver for every one physical.
Why has that number doubled in 6 years (thanks wayback machine)?
I’ll tell you corruption and manipulation. Let’s see some perp walks!
[+5] u/themourningpoet: He burped on screen lmao
[+5] u/KwHFatalityxx: I reallly don’t see what the issue is
Fuck it we ball
[+5] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: who bought the SPY top LMAO
[+5] u/Dependent-Weakness23: This market makes no sense
[+10] u/wrongrobertpatrick: I don’t think we’re gonna V
[+9] u/Affectionate_Fly7659: Made $1400 on the pump, lost $1500 on the dump. Life feels useless
[+9] u/CurveIndividual3077: im getting fucked the entire 2026
[+8] u/Thetatterer: Who is panic selling? 🙋🏻♂️
[+8] u/Agile_Caterpillar317: Held my puts and up $7k this is the way.
[+8] u/kjl8921: I see why the gen-z regards park all their money in sports betting apps instead
[+8] u/EfficientMasturbater: I love gambling addictions man either I win 3.5x and I'm unhappy I didn't hold and 10x, or I lose it all
[+7] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Looks like im gonna stay drunk longer than the market can stay irrational again
[+7] u/palindromic: Is the “V” in the room with us right now?
[+7] u/tommylol66: lol lost 5k today time to reload again
[+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: dear diary I lost all my money because of Walsh
[+7] u/sadscully: I got in trouble at work and my port is crashing. feelin bad yall.
[+7] u/rygypi: bear energy is weakening i feel like 773 calls and just ride it
[+7] u/whitepug: Bessent fucking fuming at Warsh rn I bet LMFAO
[+6] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: I’m finally figuring trading out 😭 after six years of pain and failure I’m starting to get it. I’m making one to three trades a day or every other day and I’m fucking winning! Forever I was all about making as much money as fast as I can versus just performing well and making good solid highly disciplined trades, I feel happy.
[+6] u/Aggravating_Map_4890: LMAO
https://preview.redd.it/rw5qqah1a5mh1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=bbe49cb71f70cb668c9b650e7c8ddc44f19f7662
[+6] u/smokeyjoe0612: kevin warsh: 1000 missed calls from trump
[+6] u/Sumojoe118: This Warsh guy sucks I thought he was brought in to be the ultimate permabull and just pump the markets irresponsibly
[+6] u/pmotiveforce: Bols went from planning whether to buy the extended warranty on their lambos to searching "taco bell discount codes".
[+6] u/sadscully: holy shit am i getting rug pulled on the earlier rug pull
[+6] u/_rockthemike: Friday sell offs are the worst
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Sell everything warsh is going to hike 750 bps
[+6] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: Remember: let your losers run and shoot your winners in the foot.
[+6] u/Common_Ad_3059: Everything is red? Its joever
[+6] u/Disastrous-Regret-99: You thought it was a dip and it dips more
[+6] u/get_da_maney: Did yall get warshed?
[+6] u/ohnoesthisisit: it is LITERALLY. Green. Red. Green. Red. Green. Red. holy shit. there must be some MAJOR dark-market selling taking place.
[+6] u/GoldenEelReveal76: The only person making money in this market is King 🥭
[+6] u/Cosmorto: I've got 2 hours left to male back a thousand bucks with $120 😬
[+6] u/IAMAHOOKWORM: Plummeting to levels not seen since... wednesday
[+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Manipulating the market when it's supposed to be a free market is fucking nuts
[+5] u/-sakuranbo: like it or not, we're all going to have to get used to Warsh
[+5] u/Enjzey: be greedier when everyone is greedy
[+5] u/TheDizzyTablespoon: Market expected the worst, the worst came and they are relieved so now we rally.
[+5] u/BicycleAggressive312: It’s always the red days where I make money and I lose money on green days
[+5] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: Scalping calls and puts today was free money.
[+5] u/ElkForsaken6833: MM algos had a hard time running the numbers on how to fuck retail today. But like always, they got it and now you will be theta fucked until your theta shaped hole bleeds. Gday
[+5] u/PaperHandsTheDip: Buy the dip, on leverage. What can go wrong 🤔🤔🤔
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: # Fukin Dominos Pizza, Victoria's Secret and Cheesecake Factory are better stocks than cuck AI companies LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/SHUT_DOWN_EVERYTHING: So far, he's concerned about inflation which is obvious but also good to see he's not denying reality.
He also wants a "quieter" Fed which kinda sounds like less communication to public which is not good for transparency.
[+5] u/Three_of_a_kind3515: Powell! Come back! We didn’t mean it! No one was really going to investigate you.. we need someone with a plan! 🙏
We will name a lake after you! Come back.. 😑
[+5] u/winston511: My port can never give me a green Friday, every fucking week I’m blood red going into the weekend and have to stew in it like a fucking cuck
[+5] u/boglemydingleregard: How annoying is it when you feel the strong urge to take a shit not even 10 minutes after stepping out of the shower. Yeah, this market gives me that same feeling. 🥂
[+5] u/PoohBearLuvsHoney: Can’t wait for the rate hike!
[+5] u/MajikoiA3When: Legendary bull trap day
[+5] u/SecondBaseIsAnal: Returned all my gains this week and then some. Sounds about right
[+5] u/KYEEZY98: I don't think Paypal bagholders understand how bad the deal falling through really is for the company. It means that Stripe looked at the fundamentals and realized that this insanely cheap company really isn't worth it.
[+5] u/Knarre30: Never saw someone speaking that much in riddles than this guy
[+5] u/Piano5pctCapital: Kevin "we have a task force for that" Warsh
[+5] u/NapNapNapNap: The VIX is so low. WTF
[+5] u/EnigmaSpore: nvda wants that 215 today
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #It's hard enough to make money from options trading but even when your trade goes your way and you "win" they still don't let you win because they won't fill your order and let you take profits. LMAO🤌
[+5] u/NoRiskNoGainz: God damn just a causal 7% drop
[+5] u/FederalCrocs: You rtards had the whole morning to sell your calls
[+5] u/JoeSimps123: I DONT EVEN WANT PROFIT I JUST WANT MY MONEY BACK
[+5] u/weewoowewoooo: How the fuck do you make money in this market? The past month has been brutal lmfao
[+5] u/ThatFUTGuy: i will bet ANY money right now that Mango will delay the rate hikes until just after November earnings and then enact the biggest triple hike of all time🤌🏼🤡
[+5] u/Crema2713: got 80k ready to gamble, what do you guys suggest???
[+5] u/-0x00000000: Imagine linking the daily to yesterday’s AH.
[+5] u/mrbigshort: BROTHER I SOLD THE BOTTOM ON MRVL AGAIN
[+5] u/mmaisumm: Markets do like uncertainty, right??
[+5] u/reddit_essence: nothing burger - just tries to pump AI bags without any reference to his actual job i.e. monetary policy
[+5] u/jyohnyb: This is not the latest thread
[+5] u/StophJS: Now that I sold everything please fade so I don't feel stupid
[+5] u/hallett21: How’s operation fuck em in the hormussy going?
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: worst investment I ever made:
~~the stock market~~
myself
[+5] u/BicycleAggressive312: This better not be a fakeout otherwise my imaginary calls will die
[+5] u/toost1cky: Made 70% on SPY calls today, sold 5 mins after Warsh talk phew
[+5] u/Red_Potatoes_620: Genuinely hate this fucking market
[+5] u/Ok-Parfait-9856: My mom breaks out slurs not heard since the 1960s when she deals with uncooperative AI agents
[+5] u/AntiOriginalUsername: If you expect Warsh to be Hawkish you have not been paying attention.
[+5] u/Straight-Spinach2619: Lolll this is gonna go south
[+5] u/taconomtaco: guess MRVL screwed all the semi cons today
[+5] u/fewthingsarerelated: What is this dogshit
[+5] u/Revolutionary-Owl766: Man you guys guys sure fucked that one up
[+5] u/DarkR124: The literal exact same pattern last time Warsh spoke. If this goes again next time I’m full porting calls right before he speaks, selling 5 mins in, full porting puts lmao
[+5] u/Jaredthegoat_: Is it finally over? panic and sell everything?
[+5] u/Boheed: VANITY FAIR: 'Rich Dad, Poor Dad' author is $1.2 billion in debt
[+8] u/riteofpass: My entire net worth is wiped holy fk
[+8] u/Regardium-Leviosa: Is puking a normal reaction when looking at one's portfolio?
[+8] u/Samjabr: what a shitty 3 weeks. Total ass
[+7] u/WordsHappenedHere: MMs out here playing dirty tricks. $5 pump and dump. They don’t want you to profit with calls or puts. Remember MMs love the element of surprise more than anything else. This is why no one truly wins in a bear market.
Best thing to do here is to stay invested. Make sure you have cash ready to deploy. Let this shit play out until about mid October. Then buy that dip. Some kind of correction is coming. I doubt it’s more than 3-5% at the index level. No real advantage to even playing it other than buying VIX calls and holding some long term tail risk puts.
You cannot consistently time your puts so dont even try.
[+7] u/Molmor_: Lost money every day this week poggers
[+7] u/TheMallard1: this is why I hold calls for 10-12 seconds tops
[+7] u/wrongsyourgrammar: Can someone just give me my 600k in losses back? I want to get off this recoup ride.
[+7] u/vish_NZ: So glad no one can hear me cry in space, featuring rklb and asts
[+7] u/FrostySoftPressure: Muricans should look positive at this, although the gas prices are increasing, bonds are increasing, inflation is increasing, at least they have a new lake. You should vote for 🥭 again probably.
[+7] u/Trashpanda7193: This market in the past 2 months have destroyed me mentally.
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: Me - I am not touching this position for at least 3 years
And then checking it every 5 mins......
[+6] u/spectracide_: why don't they make fullconductors instead of semiconductors
they could make twice as much money
[+6] u/HauHauHauHauHauHau: Everyone sold their calls and bought puts
PUMP IT
[+6] u/Imgoin2brich: Im tired of this market making it impossible to make any money.
Simply not worth it anymore
[+6] u/Due-Information-6277: Stock goes up and I’m up 30$ stock moves down -1k lol
[+6] u/Jealous-Fix5015: Time not looking at the market beats time looking at the market
[+6] u/WordsHappenedHere: A large number of hedge funds sold the $220 NVDA calls pre ER. Thats the only thing that really matters here unfortunately. They don’t want it above $220 and they don’t want their shares called away.
How to fix that? Have a few hundred million in capital and slap that bid hard to get it under your strike.
Market is a video game to hedge funds.
[+6] u/WordsHappenedHere: Lots of SPX 7300 puts being bought in the options sweeps. One buyer loaded $25 million December dated. That’s your load the boat zone. Be patient and wait for $730s SPY and LOAD calls. Long dated. It could take a few weeks. Don’t try to time the draw down because you will fail.
Patience is what makes you money. Remember it’s going to feel wrong to buy at the bottom. Because it always does. But that’s exactly what you need to do.
[+6] u/FunkyGrowMan: drinking the PHATEST beer tonight
[+6] u/TinyAdhesiveness5773: sacred monkey don't make monkey
[+6] u/bibbyman06: Missin' you Jerome. My king.
[+6] u/Spy300: >YEN FALLS TO 160 AGAINST THE DOLLAR FOR FIRST TIME SINCE JULY 31.
Theyre going to need to dump some more treasuries
[+6] u/hermeskino715: If Warsh hadn't spoken today, pretty sure SPY would be 777 by now
[+6] u/Same_Bag711: My port has actually been flat since early May
[+6] u/Independent_Ad1086: Hey guys at least it was not a boring theta day, this is a win!
[+6] u/Ayydeeez: Who held your NVDA calls overnight. Don’t ever do that again
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Yields shrekking
Dollar up
Gold committing seppeku
Indexes fighting for dear life while in reality spy should be down 2%. Guess it's coming on Monday.
[+5] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Being a corporate attorney sucks. I am stuck between an insane client and insane opposing counsel. And they’re driving this whole thing to hell…
Edit: and I’m not making nearly enough to endure it…
[+5] u/Kung-FuPikachu: i think we need a classic friday 3:45 shrek dildo
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: Markets basically flat for 3 months. Please give me a proper buying opportunity or go up. I'm tired of waiting for something.
[+5] u/Ocilla: Smh, boomers were right, VOO and chill. Garbage market.
[+5] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: >So before setting out, do a wellness check and ask yourself: "Is this a Kohn day or a Bernanke day?"
-Kevin Warsh, Jackson Hole Symposium August 2028
[+5] u/redditmodsRrussians: god forbid regards got a little motion.......what a shitshow
[+5] u/Threeseasonmen: sold my 34 qqq 720 put at 0.54, avg cost 0.41 and now it went to $4 per contract.
[+5] u/peelemme: All my picks are top movers 📉📉
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Fucking dump already POS market
No reason to only be down 0.2% when gold is down 3.5% and yields are shrekking.
[+5] u/Ecodriverz: Spy moving $2/sec on zero volume. Nice
[+5] u/Forza__Ferrari: Does anybody understand something from the fucking speech?
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: vix is still asleep at the wheel
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Imagine having a lawyer so bad your interrogation ends up on YouTube
[+5] u/hayleybts: Just give me my V, I don't care about your stupid Inflation
[+5] u/IDontWantABanana: See you boys forever. Done with stocks forever. Shits been downhill since COVID. Nothing makes sense anymore
[+5] u/jroache: The very MILLISECOND there is any upward momentum on QQQ trading bots sell 4 billion in shares. There is so much buy pressure and then one overwhelming sell just keeping it fucking down. What if retail had its own exchange with no high frequency?
[+5] u/natebro142: My options watchlist would be a millionaire by now 🤡
[+5] u/Collapse1: Some of you bought Call at the top and it show
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: Warsh is crashing and burning
Bond market does not like it
[+5] u/Lunarisation: The good ol SPY bait and switch
[+13] u/Neverbeenkissed69: If there’s a lesson to learn this week, I didn’t learn it.
[+9] u/yourgirl696969: Until this retard ends the war, market will continue to be fucked with just random rotations.
His ego is too big to actually end the war though. Holy fuck is he retarded
[+8] u/jeromewatdoink: TSLA $1.35 trillion market cap \~$4.1 billion net income in 2026
Samsung $1.22 trillion market cap \~$220 billion net income in 2026
👍
[+8] u/modder9: I should quit while I’m ahead… but what if it hits.
[+7] u/confused_teabagger: Hey bols, I just woke up and haven't had a chance to look at charts yet. How was the trip to the moon?
[+7] u/LostMallDoll: Market maker has left the office hours ago and is already enjoying his weekend and awesome life. And I'm trapped looking at a screen so my -80% options turn into -100%. I'm leaving fuck this shit.
[+7] u/Disastrous-Drink5335: Where did it say Iran surrendered?
[+7] u/kmouratidis: Risked $100k to make $200. Now I just need to repeat that 250 times in a row for a 50% annualized return.
BERKSHIRE, I'M OPEN TO WORK!!
[+6] u/Scarfaceb1tch: This is about to giga pump isn’t it
[+6] u/RuleSafe6767: I can hear the squeeqy, grinding wheels. The TACO cart is on its way
[+6] u/TheoryInttro: Fuck me, metals dropping off a cliff
[+6] u/dash_trash4255: Anyone who wears a jacket like that is a fraud. This is Enron 2.0 folks.
[+6] u/Professional-Tap2052: If you lost money on semis today. You should have known. The president made a long post yesterday about MU and Nvidia how great of a companies.
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: **Mr Bond:** 2Y is a cunt hair from setting a 19 year high
**Mr Market:** Yeah it is lol
**Mr Vix:** *Rolls over and goes back to sleep*
[+6] u/TopDesigner6211: Why is everything bleeding
[+5] u/DaGOAT00000: NVDA is up 1% in 5 days congrats guys
[+5] u/Face_Guyy: Almost like he has no power over the Fed as its supposed to be
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: green dildo to lure you in to your doom the red dildo of death!
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: I remember when memory tards were clowning on MSFT. LMAOOOO
[+5] u/go-to-the-gym: Looking at this thread every couple of days it's easy to see why only 10% of individual investors make money
[+5] u/No_Fig_7835: lol at all the hype around the NVDA earnings for nothing
[+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Market is floating on dovish hopium after the NVDA beat.
Buying absurdly OTM puts on the first micro pump of the day.
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: That 0.60% drop that quickly. Dont see that shit but like once a leopold
[+5] u/pooterssssssssss: Nvda earnings pump literally lasted one day... thats.how stupid this market is. All pumps and dumps.
[+5] u/organicMango_: huge cock V coming, not.
[+5] u/theundiscoveredcolor: Here comes sour hour.
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: The market thinks Warsh is a fucking dweeb
[+5] u/MarginOfSanity: Well I guess fuck my calls…
[+5] u/Puzzled_News_6631: I’m gonna go on a hike.
[+5] u/Non-mon-xiety: They just need to raise rates and be fucking done with it Jesus fucking christ
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: Iran's President Pezeshkian: Iran is ready for cooperation and understanding with regional countries, including Saudi Arabia and the UAE.
[+5] u/GTS980: Missed the Warsh update. What level of cuck'd are we?
[+5] u/rpthrowah: Open the goddamn hole!
[+8] u/caliwillbemine: Today I put 4k at risk to make $120. I am an idiot.
[+7] u/mardigrasmoker: Key levels still holding. Pretty fucking ugly day tho.
[+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: He is a fucking dweeb
[+6] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: whatever you do its fucking wrong im fucking deleting my account
[+6] u/ShankThatSnitch: The MMs that sold all the NVDA calls must be rock fucking hard all day today.
[+6] u/Bubbly-Fly-205: bears stomping on bulls hanging off the ledge
[+6] u/CEOofBeanz: Countdown to boots on the ground in Iran, I mean midterms
[+5] u/Less_Bike_1712: Who else was up for 1 hour this morning? That was wonderful!
[+5] u/browsk: 6 months of official war with Iran today 💀 this is going to be another decade of this shit
[+5] u/2020isgreat: I think it's funny how much different Neo cloud bulls hate each other
[+5] u/eskhalaf: Gta 6 gameplay is insane
[+5] u/OrangeManBibi: Is Warsh just spitting nonsense ???
[+5] u/noobletato: 🥭 stooge will never raise rates while he's in office. All this nonsense talk just makes me even more sure of it
[+5] u/UnattendedBaggage: Gave back all my gains and then some nice
[+5] u/bulltsla: So nothing is going to bring down this market. It's so obvious this is going to new ATH
[+5] u/Matt6453: I highly recommend alcoholism, it's less damaging.
[+5] u/Starkfault: I hate money. That’s why I buy RKLB
[+5] u/Shurlak: he is basically saying we cant acts based on iran war inflation cause it just temporary
[+5] u/Loud-Box-1333: Looking to start a class were you pay to do the opposite of my trades
[+5] u/welrope: Lol. Cnbc showed the days top losers. The tickers are familiar
[+5] u/Arabian_Goggles_: Nvidia down 5% after those earnings is fucking ridiculous. Market is insane.
[+5] u/thewaterb0yyyy: Enough scared bul sufficiently shaken out, time for the V
[+5] u/HodlMoonStonks: WARSH \*IS HAWKISH\*
MKT \*FUCKING PUMP\*
[+5] u/TruthFantastic1741: When I tell myself im done with options, they always find a way to rope me back in
[+5] u/TokiAsuma: Right back to where we started. Like the pump never happened
[+5] u/welrope: Imagine dogging tsla but investing in PayPal.