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[+25] u/FartPolluter: Man this shit could fall 90% and fkn cash gang would sit there and say "this shit too hot rn"
[+15] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Oil higher for longer
Inflation higher for longer
Interest rates going to be higher for longer
Yes. This is winning.
Oh yes. Strait is getting less action than taco gets from Melania
[+13] u/YoDooley: I’m in the casino and I’m definitely crying
[+12] u/AdCritical5383: I made $69 on $7k of trades today. 💅
[+12] u/XstraCrispy: Everyone “wishes they bought the memory dip” until it comes time to buy the memory dip smh
[+12] u/spilledonwhite: I waited all fucking day for my number to hit, flat flat flat, finally capitulated with 3 minutes before close and that fucker hit it the last 10 seconds.
[+11] u/aftherith: If META just declares bankruptcy they can get out of their debt and lawsuits. But then Zuckerberg could declare a final dividend of 1 share of his new company ZUCK per share of META. ZUCK buys out the bankrupt META for a dollar per share and IPOs for $700 per share. Just spitballing here, I'm an idea man.
[+11] u/2020isgreat: META getting punished for bad parenting tragic
[+10] u/Mr-Bonnet: IF I LEARNED ANYTHING
ITS BUY THE DIP
AVERAGE DOWN
[+9] u/wafflepiezz: Many regards here opened puts
Watch MMs pump it premarket tmr
[+9] u/TheRealDipsos: Will doomscroll on IG to help my meta investment
[+9] u/Muted-South4737: This week has been unberable
[+9] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: I started following markets closely in 2017 and tbh this year has been the hardest of them all to trade
[+8] u/noobletato: I'm holding puts overnight so bright green tomorrow. You're welcome bulls
[+8] u/GoZukkYourself: Shoutout to RDDT for doing a total roundtrip 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/cispl0smy6kh1.png?width=1065&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3dd66c157ad55a9bafd52f073de61b10e82a0b8
[+8] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Literally not a hard market to trade.
Wait til all hope is gone, the news makes it seem like certain death is near, and use your crayons. Then sell at peak hopium. Once you see Reddit calling for 8000 EOW that’s your sign. Plus watch gex lmao
[+8] u/GrandKnew: gawtdayum 20k for a fuckin.... 10 year old used car?
[+8] u/breaker_bad: Ready for some terrible news overnight I’m all cash and ready to party
[+7] u/Actual_Difference617: Ooohh ooohh did somebody got addicted?
[+7] u/Burtonwurton: Honestly AMZN is the biggest piece of shit. I bought 300 shares years ago in the 180s in a long term account and closed it today. I don’t even care if it rips higher now. This shit won’t fly when after every catalyst get sold off because bald bitch and his ex wife sells off killing all momentum. The opportunity cost is what kills me as I could have double down on my NVDA shares at the same time period and be up significantly more. Frustrating.
[+7] u/Actual_Difference617: I am gonna sue NFLX for making unaddictable content.
[+7] u/Vlisa: I might disagree with many of you, but I respect you all for having skin in the game.
[+7] u/Jimmy_Jellyy: you guys thought today's sell-off was bad? wait till tomorrow
[+7] u/Fernyfern7: STOP STOP HES ALREADY DEAD
[+7] u/Doughnutpower: BREAKING: Squirrel Army planning Phase 3 of War on capitalism, plan accordingly.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrical\_disruptions\_caused\_by\_squirrels](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrical_disruptions_caused_by_squirrels)
[+7] u/Prestigious_Rod6969: HTZ losers quiet today, maybe they couldnt pay the bill for their bot
[+7] u/Bob_the_peasant: Remember when Meta was at 750 in after hours awhile back?
Bagholder Farms Remembers ™️
[+7] u/Prestigious_Rod6969: MU gonna spring back to $975ish in a day or two
[+7] u/pmotiveforce: "Changed strategies" - "decided to call heads instead of tails"
[+6] u/Rich-Badger-7601: That dump into close was so gay tho
[+6] u/imsolost3090: Someone post the hotline pls ty
[+6] u/imsolost3090: Lost thousands of dollars today gonna go to sleep now
[+6] u/Haikoe: Nvidia is at the frontline of the best ponzis dude.
First buttcornfarms, now ai farms. What’s next VR farms?
[+6] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Me on the 5th: bulls are going to give it all back
[+6] u/mayorolivia: I got fuckin rinsed today
[+6] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Bond market meltdown incoming?
[+6] u/spendology: Red today so GREEN + ATH 2morrow!!!
[+6] u/pmotiveforce: Expect more chicken shit 🌮 screeching from monkey 🥭 tomorrow to try to salvage all this.
Market will react but less and less each time, at this rate we may get a .5% bump from his lies but that too will fade as this house of shit falls in on itself.
But cheer up, on the bright side...
End message.
[+6] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Iran shooting at UAE again
[+6] u/manatee_strike_force: Is the Rddt gap filled, can we go up again
[+6] u/ComfortableRow2830: gf joining a run club while in college. Gotta turn this 10k into 1 mil
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: i went from -20k to -9k today aahhah
[+5] u/chudforthechudgod: Listen up SPY you little shit I'm willing to overlook this as long as tomorrow is a +30% day for SOXL.
[+5] u/NakedPatrick: Patiently waiting for “we’re going to bomb Iran some more so they have to open the strait”
[+5] u/drakilian: Back to the malicious cycle of Koreans dump us -> we dump them harder -> they get margin called -> we get margin called
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: META chart looks hilariously bad. And that's why I'm buying it.
[+5] u/I-caught-it-: If I watch The Big Short will I be better at this
[+5] u/Ed_Alchemist: All cash waiting to buy for cheaper in one or two days.
[+5] u/Prestigious_Rod6969: Nike closed at 40.07, homeboy that NEVER DELETED HIS ACCOUNT
[+5] u/sixes-sevens: Bought puts yesterday and the day before. Picked up weekly SPY calls at the bell.
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Imagine the AI bubble pops over night and we wake up to a limit down
[+5] u/Alarmed-Rope-9062: who else made money from QQQ puts today?
[+5] u/jarMburger: Puts, always puts, finally puts
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Donny's got a lot of policy meetings today - he gonna be tired and grumpy on Truth later
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: Bol is going to ber casting couch tomorrow. Wish him luck.
[+5] u/Prestigious_Rod6969: buying meta is like throwing money out the window of a nyc skyscraper
[+5] u/Nervanx: Lost all my money today I really belong here
[+5] u/JReapercussionz: Every sign is pointing towards a huge dump, but the gut feeling is calls.
[+5] u/moazzam0: Bought more Google calls today. It'll be mega green by next week, watch.
[+5] u/KingOfTheBritons96: So MU puts whenever it approaches 1000, and calls whenever it dips below 800, got it
[+5] u/Bob_the_peasant: MU sub 800 by Friday.
Your downvotes mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you upvote
[+20] u/RockasaurusRex: Oh fuck I'm so bearish. So fucking bearish right now. I hope the MM's bots don't see just how bearish I am right now and ruin all of puts. I have so many puts, there's no way Wednesday will be green. If Wednesday was green I'd be ruined, I have so many bearish puts.
[+15] u/stupidber: If you buy poots you'll be living in a van down by the river
[+12] u/Ble_h: Koreans are not going to like what we did today.
[+11] u/Trollzore: Every time I buy a stock it goes down 5% the next day
[+11] u/TenFigureNetworth: A lot of you seem to think of a MM as the big brother market operator god when in reality all they do is buy at 25.55 and sell at 25.56
[+11] u/FrFrankNY: Wiped out 68k today. I feel numb to the pain
[+10] u/A10cc: I mute every shitty subreddit that this dogshit algo on reddit posts on my popular feed
[+10] u/Novalll: I think tomorrow I’ll go to church. And pray that we are green again this week.
[+10] u/Upset-Motor-2602: All you regards thinking we gonna V tomorrow are in for a shock. Bonds are sending a string message to the mango menance and his minions. FAFO moment might have arrived for el'covfefe.
[+10] u/Awkward-Yellow-3228: I still remember that one time in 2024 when I was day-trading SPY but looking at the chart for QQQ by mistake.
Was up by 240% that day.
[+9] u/FcknOG: Idk why I keep refreshing this thread, I don’t believe any of you
[+9] u/yeedub: if he loses midterms they're gonna be able to impeach right
[+9] u/cryptohorn: I think Iran is gonna get a phat check from 🥭 to end the war
[+9] u/-IQ200: Turns out 0 dte were the root cause of my losses. I’m full zen with 2-3 dtes now. 🧘
[+9] u/kiwicanuck-: first of all I lost everything.
[+9] u/bluen: Cuz there will be more peaks
[+8] u/pickledmagahead: Yall know since everyone got puts. It’s gonna be flat again tomorrow.
[+8] u/CEOofBeanz: I love applying for jobs and don’t want to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge
[+7] u/MicronCEO: Down 5k today but it’s alright because I am employed at Arby’s and it was only 29 percent of my portfolio and my rent isn’t due until tommorow
[+7] u/UnkleSambo: Hope yall are ready to make money tomorrow. It’s going to be so special 🥲
[+7] u/UnkleSambo: I’m so thankful for the calls I bought today. Bout to make me rich tomorrow 🥲
[+7] u/Spac55: After 3 days index red, possibly big green tomorrow
[+7] u/Spac55: Don’t bet against semi before $NVDA earnings
[+7] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: Japan, Israel and Iran have USA by the balls
Unbelievable time to be alive
[+7] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: How can someone not know that the conflict with Iran is not something that just happened, but has been ongoing for months?
As a matter of fact, stocks have been climbing almost straight up during the conflict.
Come on mang... this sell off is so stupid
[+7] u/ThatGuyCalledEric: RDDT dumped today because someone decided to make the search bar bigger
[+6] u/QuailEquivalent2625: Release the Koreans, they are my only hope for calls
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Googl ended green
Only to immediately dump in after market
[+6] u/UnkleSambo: Like this comment and I’ll make sure SPY hits 785 tomorrow 😎
[+6] u/GetBigOrDieTrying5: I ate Wendy’s today.
[+6] u/bringkiteback: Life as a 32 year old brokie, only shop at Aldi, have no health insurance so haven’t been to a doctor in 12+ years,hit the gym so a woman will like something about you, buy puts everyday someday I make 5% of my losses back, paid off shitbox to I barely drive since gas is expensive.
[+6] u/RockasaurusRex: What if we all just posted positive "news" here and tricked the bots into pumping?
[+6] u/WetLumpyDough: Eventually we have a green fucking day, yeah?
[+6] u/Level_Elk5507: Life as a 53 year old who lives with my mom 😅 geez it’s been one hell of a ride she even says I’m a smart little kid I even made 6k this year ofc she helped me out 50k but big cash dybayo👊🤣😅
[+6] u/Micheal_Hancho: Bears getting yippy is a good sign for bulls :hmmm:
[+6] u/daqm: Tomorrow opens green, closes meh.
Thursday open red, closes red.
Friday opens meh, closes meh.
See you next week.
[+6] u/daddysgirl794: KOSPI circuit breakers locked and loaded for tonight
[+6] u/BFox1982: 52% of Gen Z is moving money from the stock market to sports betting and thinks it's a long term investing strategy. Society is cooked.
[+6] u/AccordingRub6672: Fuck that was a blood bath of a day and me trying to save it driving the port down 5% more😭😭😭😭
[+6] u/guzzledglizzy: I literally can’t stop gambling on options
[+6] u/Enslave-and-Oppress: Anyone know if Trump gonna win this war tonight... my calls are curious
[+6] u/WITCH2FAANG: META calls Friday expiration?
[+6] u/Due-Information-6277: I’m never wrong my timing was just off lol
[+6] u/CEOofBeanz: MU how about you hold on to your gains for a little bit
MU: no, I don’t think I will
[+6] u/music_is_gud: CNBC's Stephanie Link is probably the fucking dumbest "investment strategist" I've ever listened to. It's baffling she is a "chief investment officer"
[+6] u/brute-forced: I cannot banbet as I already have one but SPY will drop 3% tomorrow
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: The fibonacci cock and balls model says down tomorrow
[+6] u/spaghettibolognaisee: End the war and remove tarrifs but his ego is too big
[+6] u/Fit_Set2526: camping?....gentler way to say ur homeless
[+6] u/LiquidityDonor: I like your funny words magic man
[+5] u/tossaway1040: How my htz losers doing?
[+5] u/Queasy_Soil9646: Imagine NVDA earnings without 🥭’s bullshit. They made $1 billion revenue for every day of the quarter
[+5] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Tomorrow we pump right?
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Memory bears will never learn a lesson....
The moment we have a bounce back; memory is going up 10-15% in a day
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: Ok ok
Maybe I was wrong about the market pumping
[+5] u/Deshen87: Biggest secret to trading sucess? Most of the time-Do nothing.
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: "we are gonna rally" -> I am leveraged tech
"but not in the short term" -> I have shares
"but first big dip" -> I have defensive stonks also
"everything dips, black monday like day" -> I also have some puts
"well fuck you". And I also have some cash to buy the dip.
Literally can't go tits up, THERE IS NO SCENARIO IN WHICH I LOSE!
RR-right guys? 😶😶😶
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: Iran crying false flag is crazy lol
Who are the bad guys in this?...
[+5] u/hauntedMammoth: I'm a fat fuck how do I lose weight
[+5] u/Samjabr: Koreans are going to wake up and choose violence.
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: When will this bear market end 😔😔
[+5] u/UnkleSambo: Just wanna quickly say congrats to anyone holding calls for tomorrow. Cant wait to get rich with yall 🥲
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: After hours volume such bs, why does anyone think 23 hour trading is going to be worthwhile
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Just made $27
🫵 Cash back rewards. Try it.
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: NASDAQ 23 hours a day will be like SpongeBob Krusty Krab 24/7. Give it up for day 23
[+5] u/RjBloxks: 250% day just to lose half in the last 10 minutes on a random bullshit candle what the fuck
[+5] u/TommyFCLee: days like today show how many of y'all need to reduce your leverage
[+5] u/dpatel211: One more day of this and I’ll be back to where I started in July 👍 (NOT good btw)
[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Kenny G selling his bags to you regards
[+5] u/Abe2025: Now i see why they call this a casino. Fundamentals dont matter
[+5] u/Midpoint60: My portfolio was injured today. It might require surgery.
[+15] u/Loose_Hornet4126: I'm about 2 losses away from downvoting yall. Starting to think all your V comments are unreliable
[+12] u/thebobitt: SPY IS GREEN AH LETS GOOOOOOO
[+10] u/OkBandicoot9286: Gonna have an edible and run 12 miles
[+10] u/mardigrasmoker: New plan: move to LA, sue Meta for chronic depression, profit.
[+9] u/WordsHappenedHere: Lots of call selling in the option sweeps today. And a fair amount of tail risk hedging. Nothing that suggests a major draw down. I do not think this falls off a cliff. We haven’t even had NVDA earnings yet. Holding short dated puts after 3 red days is a good way to lose money.
[+9] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: A group of actual Italians just got on my train and they're loud af. The rumors are true.
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #When we have 3-4 red days in a row we usually have a massive green that day that erases multiple red days at once LMAO🤌
[+8] u/Treactor: Made 3k today but spent 2k on Pokemon cards. Am I cooked?
[+7] u/ContentBlackberry0: A healthy pullback is good. This will put us over 800
[+7] u/Collapse1: My move tomorrow is SPY 0DTE CALL at Open
[+7] u/Winter_Body4794: A cancer on global society
[+6] u/Competitive-Water944: Taco Tuesday mfers about to feast
[+6] u/onDetop: always thought the stories of getting fired at work for trading is cap, but now it actually happened to me💀
[+6] u/gocrazy_gostupid_: Can I get a -8% day tomorrow meta
[+6] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: Bers keep coming out 😿😿😿
[+6] u/powerboner: Hey META 3% tomorrow is all I need…pls 😔
[+6] u/PaperHandsTheDip: wsb's for sure. Theres like 20 million of us and only one of them
[+5] u/znightmaree: Korea is going to dump tonight, it will affect big tech overnight to the downside, and then tomorrow morning at open it will pump to breakeven, then theta all day to close
Clock it
[+5] u/Throwaway37620: Any cute girls online
[+5] u/AngelNotFound4444: MU under 1000 is a steal
[+5] u/dinglebarryb0nds: in the old days history channel played history stuff, then it turned into ancient aliens and big foot shows
[+5] u/teflondon14: Seriously what in the fuck is going on? Why are we still selling off after hours?
[+5] u/Locke_____Lamora: Ya this is 2022. We're going much lower
[+5] u/Aggravating-Buy-1695: What in the FLAT FUCK was that? 🙄
[+5] u/Lenyti: Haha MU, that's funny, we all had a really good laugh
Can you stop now?
Won't be able to afford the bus fare to Wendy tomorrow. :(
[+5] u/Artistic_Green_4157: all of the retards buying companies that make 2 billion in net rev while touting a 1 trilli market cap are confused as to why theyre getting ass fucked
[+5] u/vermilli21: God being a girl is probably so easy, sell feet pics without your face and make money. Use money to just gamble
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: US treasury yields would probably go 🤚 6-7 🤚
[+5] u/Ok-Raisin-2387: MU down 7% today -> up 7% tomorrow
[+5] u/Full-Sandwich-851: Korea sell order gonna be flying in
[+5] u/AggressiveBench7708: The most pure energy a bear can consume is the hopium of a bull
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Please no more red tomorrow, I kinda want to keep my money
[+5] u/carrollart: The Koreans will definitely sell tonight they’re gonna be so pissed
[+5] u/Salt_Contract342: Doth mine eyes deceive me, oh fair green Lady MU?
No, wait, she red again. Fickle twat won't even hold with poetry.
[+5] u/Ozqi: Imagine if you dirty peasants didn’t touch SNDK with your grubby hands, it would’ve never inversed. You guys ruin genuinely everything.
[+5] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: I bought one 777 call expiring tomorrow yesterday to prove the market hates me
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: Good news for bulls is that
SPX appears likely to finish today
▪ More than 1% away from all time highs
▪ After 11 days of being within 1%
▪ And setting 3+ new ATHs during those 11 days
9 of the 10 prior events in the 0DTE era, SPX was higher a week later by a median of +1.1%
[+5] u/SupportMedium9487: the bears wiped out a whole days worth of my sndk gains
[+5] u/Xerlic: The key to winning is planning out your trade and doing the exact opposite.
[+5] u/aa73gc: Nikkei dropped 4% today, really turning into a meme index, worse than Hang Seng
[+5] u/WocketWaccoon: SOFI is such a piece of dogshit
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: rock solid support at $0
[+5] u/PhotonicsIsFried: It's the 12th bubble
[+11] u/Lelwrektnub: Sandick dropped under $1600 fuk
[+10] u/wildcat1055: IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE IN:
* Bulls live matter
* (gay) Love is Love
* Stonks only go up
* Bers are fukt!
[+10] u/Onnimation: Why buy puts when you know 🍑 will taco again. He needs to keep the market up for midterms 😂📈
[+10] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Koreans are gonna panic sell in a frenzy when market opens, it’s like a stampede once it gets going lmfao
[+9] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Changing how the US handles Iran... what if we drink bleach? Will that cure it?
[+8] u/mushroomdog420: Calm down guys. I’ll buy puts tomorrow so your calls print. Yall can thank me later.
[+8] u/Antique-Assist-1334: Don't give money to the homeless, babe. They're just going to spend it on more calls.
[+8] u/Lelwrektnub: I guess mango stopped giving af, record yields, $100 diesel. Bro just won’t take the L in Iran
[+8] u/AirwickS: Don't be so hard on yourself, at least you're not $39.986 trillion in debt...
[+8] u/YNeverWAlone: The the d in dram stand for down?
[+8] u/Molten-Helldiver: And the selling continues, more has happened in AH than the whole fucking day
[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: how the fuck does besset sleep at night knowing he is gambling with the economy lmao holy shit
[+8] u/Street-Badger: Imagine how team Carney talk about 🥭 behind closed doors lol.
[+8] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Cramer said to buy. Its over.
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: Like Ed Sheeran said - “coreweave, IREN, and Nebius calls into NVIDIA earnings”
[+7] u/Villi187: America handing over sandisk to korea like that at 1600 tf do yall think is gonna happen? their gonna send that shit back down to 1200 lmfao
[+7] u/BearlyBearishBear: Kinda feel like watching Event Horizon
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #shes a 10, but shes a stay at home mom
[+7] u/Kiddetective1412: Have calls, it drops, switch to puts it rise... wtf is this
[+7] u/wallStBetModsRGayAF: Memory is for sure pumping tomorrow lmao smells like bear bitch in here
[+7] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Bro. Fucking Munger dude. I guess he was right.
Leverage got me.
Balls deep in METU on margin, got absolutely fucking smoked today and yesterday. Fuck my fucking life dude.
I lost so much fucking money.
[+6] u/Odd-Block-2998: A senior (or staff?) Anthropic software engineer will have a TC of around $100M/year if the company has its IPO at $2.5T.
Meanwhile, the new Tim Apple, John Apple has an estimated net worth of roughly $75M to $100M.
Sure, there is no AI bubble. QQQ straight $1,000/share next year.
[+6] u/Ok-Flatworm-3397: Let’s crowdfund 100k and get the mango tweets for the people
[+6] u/confused_teabagger: >Department of Homeland Security Seeking Humanoid Robots to Patrol Southern Border
>"If drones and watchtowers were able to solve for everything, why do we still have humans at the border?"
This will solve inflation and unemployment
[+6] u/JAntaresN: Been away all day but did sndk say the n word or something?
[+6] u/OneJellyfish5980: Spy 755 tomorrow then I'll quit THANKS
[+6] u/Adrian12094: for us to have such a massive dump must mean massive pump by eow hopefully
[+6] u/guccioli: I’d have no problem with R’s if they correctly described their views “I want daddy to tell me what to do, and for you to do it too"
[+6] u/ThatFUTGuy: i’m going to bed and if any europoor or kospi mf’s dump this further i’m gonna literally start having to give out $5 BJ’s
[+6] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Life got so much better once I remembered I didn’t have to baghold stocks and could just short them when they were dumping for the day.
[+6] u/sabatiel180: I heard about Hayden earlier and I thought someone was goofing. You mean to tell me we didn't save the cheerleader? 😫
But in all seriousness, FUCK! 😭
[+6] u/ThatFUTGuy: donald has rlly fucked this market by pumping us so highly, we are so used to sucking shrek cock that we don’t understand reality anymore
i think big dump red is our next destination, we deserve it for being as retarded as we are
[+5] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: Poots loaded by regards, resume the pump tmr
[+5] u/_GayButtSex_: **Gonna turn the straight of Hormuz into a fuck !!!!**
[+5] u/whodowhodo: Is there any person here actually trading professionally and succesfully?
[+5] u/EquivalentBorn9411: Spy 007 tomorrow after bond explosion
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Let me guess, you somehow think "bers fuk"
[+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: We fought on the wrong side in the Korean War
[+5] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Honestly should have expected another -7% day on MU.
[+5] u/BackgroundCicada4877: Skhymen -6% premarket
[+5] u/Over-Young8392: shes a 10 but she fucks with crystals
[+5] u/jetpilot6969: Korea be like HORY SHET
[+5] u/ercanbas: Putin threatening England now.
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: POTUS can’t even tweet any taco bs anymore it’s so over
[+5] u/BankofBroke: Didn’t know what caused the recent memory pump, probably the exact same thing causing the dump.
Clown market.
[+5] u/WillTheGreat: Dumbfuck begging to meet with Fatfuck Dictator is hilarious
[+5] u/guccioli: She’s a ten but doesn’t know you exist
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: How’s the saying go, 10% of the population owns 90% of the stocks? So liberation day was a planned event with 10% of the population? If that’s the case they can do it again especially after all these gains in a year and a half. I hope you jumped into the pool with your swimmies on
[+5] u/ThatFUTGuy: gaylords can we actually make the graph green tomorrow wtf
[+5] u/iamjt: The last time I went to get my balls waxed, we peace dealed the next day. I'm gonna do it after work later.
[+5] u/Ok-Escape-9781: Can we get some TACO soon?
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: Put your hands up if you made money today
[+5] u/grkblood13: CIFR is going to rip tomorrow. No way it doesn't after dropping 15% today.
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: Going to be alot of divorces after the wives get the port news around Christmas time, which will half the market liquidity
[+5] u/scm66: NFLX content is shit, they keep raising the prices, and the app doesn't even work properly anymore because their programmers are vibe coding everything. Where's the bullish case?
[+5] u/Molmor_: Memory further down tomorrow?
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Idk man, these nasty gap down candles are usually a big red warning flag for what's to come. Any upward momentum tommorrow I'll probably use to find short entry points
[+5] u/aew2019: But I was supposed to make money today. ):
[+5] u/External-Medicine946: The market is simple just buy EVERYONEEEE BUY AND IT GOESSSSS UP FUKN REGRAD
[+5] u/Jaredthegoat_: it's unfortunate that we have no taco tuesday :'(
[+5] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Pretty soon bonds are going to be meme stocks
[+5] u/Fair_Grocery_1839: I purposely held off from looking at my losses today until just now…. Holy fuk
[+5] u/boo__radlib: BIGLY GREEN
BEAUTIFUL GREEN CANDELS EVERYWHER
[+5] u/ChipWong82: All these ghey bears celebrating today, but 90% of them didn’t short or own poots. So fucking pathetic.
[+5] u/EquivalentBorn9411: I think He lost all in the south sea bubble. A true regard
[+5] u/Plane-Career-472: Thats what ur mom told me when she saw my pp
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: Deeply and satisfyingly
[+14] u/Mozart69-Nice: https://preview.redd.it/eoqpb02d98kh1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bbaa053b4b0c9e434a1c5a22483c7fbfe61b7b8
[+12] u/GoogleKushforLunch: I just got liquidated
[+8] u/vroomvroomcars: i need the koreans to buy like theyve never bought before
[+7] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: using "BREAKING NEWS" to lie to regards should be a ban or capital punishment decided by our 🌈mods
[+7] u/jonneh: Buying this dip is basically a bet that Bessent and co. figure out a way to financially engineer a solution to treasuries selling off.
Not a great time to recall that Bessent lost 90% of his AUM when he ran his own fund 💀
[+7] u/StonksInvesteur: bro is throwing a tantrum in the white house towards allies because they didn't help us attack Iran
[+7] u/FinePerformance1046: Overnight market doesn’t even care about rotations, they’re just selling shit lmao
[+7] u/GuwopGOAT: Koreans decided today was the end of the world
[+7] u/Sick0h: Bols being forcefed cockmeat sandwiches 😭
[+7] u/Thebaxxxx: Can we just make an underwater city before we go to mars? I mean the concept is virtually the same fucking thing. If an underwater city, fully functional cannot be built then dont even worry about mars or even the moon for that matter. Just forget that shit bro. Spacex is a scam.
Until we have a bioshock-esq underwater town imhabitabited by at least 1000 people wherin life is considered good enough to live, just drop the mars idea entirely.
[+7] u/demonhunterking: Fake dump. Tomorrow all green
[+7] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Yea. I will. I'm committed to her. She deserves my loyalty.
[+6] u/31andnotdone: probably having the worst day ever but I'm just gonna keep trying 🥹
[+6] u/Dizzy-Blueberry7269: US and Iran teaming up to take control of jeju Island in South Korea
[+6] u/ez399017: On the phone with my brokerage asking for a refund
[+6] u/TurbodToilet: Oh wow, my account is actually going to 0 tomorrow.
[+6] u/MundaneExtension3195: Korea what the hell?
[+6] u/jiggolo420: No one panic sells like the Asians.
I respect the hell out of that
[+6] u/Weekly_One8412: I full ported KOSPI yesterday. Thought I saw a technical entry zone. I’m at work now and haven’t had a chance to open up the app to see my gains. How rich am I right now?
[+6] u/MartianInvestor: More 💣💥 news coming soon.
OXY Calls…SPY Puts.
[+6] u/hftrobo9285: Buls start learning korean
[+6] u/silence2087: PUNISH THEIR GREED LORD
[+5] u/kinkyhentai69: Damn i dont play chess but these botez sisters make me wanna start doing so 😅
[+5] u/Still_Rain_979: jokes aside I hope everyone here has a good trading day
[+5] u/micheelay: I just full ported HTZ LMFAO 😂
[+5] u/remilk123: i think today AI sector sell off was due to big institutions realizing that maybe Hertz aint that bad. They’re going to full port it tomorrow
[+5] u/HaveYouEverNoIveNeva: should’ve held my puts tn
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: Europoors are like old people, completely averse to risk lmao.
[+5] u/ImpossibleForm: This shit going down tomorrow? What are we sayin
[+5] u/housemouse431: theres always this irrational fear that one day were gonna start a dip and literally just never recover lmao
[+5] u/Kind-Platform-1294: Circuit breaking loading.
[+5] u/poozyfloor: Almost a percent down instantly
[+5] u/eromynAwonKtnoDI: this is more volatile than crypto
[+5] u/theundiscoveredcolor: Well, looks like my SKHY puts and AAPL calls will absolutely print.
[+5] u/guy_cloutier: Made 30k daytrading SOXL this year. Lost 10 years of life expectancy.
[+5] u/miata_only: Why can't Hellen Keller see why kids love the delicious taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
>!Because she died in 1968 which predates the birth of Cinnamon Toast Crunch by 16 years.!<
[+5] u/Then-Cup-5153: ITS OVER FOLKS SELL IT ALL
[+5] u/Large-Mountain6320: Kospians must be cooking up something gnarly for tonight
[+5] u/BagholderForLyfe: Feels good to be 70% cash. Please crash more!
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: It's either going to 760 tomorrow or back to 772-775. The chart is hard to get a solid read here
[+5] u/skymagic: my entire youtube is "5 signs she's interested in you"
not one "5 signs she's interested in butt stuff" smh 😒
[+5] u/Still_Rain_979: Skid marks on her undies def turned me off
[+5] u/torrent00arroyo: Opened:
2x CBRS 1/15/27 $260C @ 54.35 | $10.9k
1x SNDK 10/2 $1630C @ 200.70 | $20.1k
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Won** — /u/unikuenobody (5W - 3L, 63%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **WDC** ▼ | $536.08 → $489.44 | -8.7% | 23h 8m | Won |
[+5] u/ManBearPig_1983: I don’t mean to brag, but I think I’m rich…
https://preview.redd.it/ybq75h6es7kh1.png?width=2282&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d90ff6d583ae3050bf5d0c0c3bb24c46c44294b
[+5] u/doortoNarnia: she's a 10 but she says you're replaceable and that she's the best you'll ever get :vanish:
[+5] u/BentoMan: No one cares about crypto. Your crypto will be gone when quantum computers take it anyway.
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: The low humm puts me right to sleep at night
[+5] u/Many_Tip_3973: Don’t you come in here with that negativity
[+5] u/Material-Gift6823: If you joke about isreal on reddit they will ban you. I'm not kidding
[+5] u/JayWhizz007: look at july ..multiple times market went down two in a row ..even 3 days in a row multiple times
[+24] u/youngmacho: guy i worked with for years committed suicide this morning. Nicest, stand up dude ive ever known. Married, 5 year old girl, owned their own small business. You never know what's going on in someone's head, choose kindness guys
[+11] u/AlpacaDream7: Market rotation into my asshole
[+8] u/Cav829: >Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi says the US is now “begging” to negotiate on Tehran’s conditions after failing to force it to surrender.
They are seriously just trolling Mango at this point.
[+7] u/NotMe357: KOSPI pump again. From -6.8% to -5.5%.
Bear are fucked tomorrow!
[+7] u/-----Marcel-----: THE STORY IS NOW UPDATED WITH ADDITIONAL DETAILS. OPENAI'S LOSSES GREW BY $3 BILLION FROM Q1 TO Q2, TO $12.3 BILLION.
NOT A GREAT LOOK GIVEN THAT IT ADDED ONLY $1B IN REVENUE IN THE MEANTIME, TO $6.7B.
[+7] u/regardus_maximus: kospi isnt even in the gap and people are saying its gona V already are we fucking smoking crack?
[+7] u/Iron-condor-6050: Israel hashing out final agreement with Iran on who gets majority control of 🥭, and how many 🌮s they will allow per month.
[+7] u/mikebones: incredible. so it's bullish now.
[+7] u/barelyreadsenglish: I know mods love banning anything relate to politics but midterms will 100% have an effect
[+6] u/arthriticpug: nasdaq circuit breakers thursday
[+6] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Who got bibimbap’d today?
[+6] u/ClassApart4253: people finally realizing that a sign that everyone can see is probably not the reason for a crash
[+6] u/version-two: Yall remember how green Sunday night was?
[+5] u/crony_capitalist_: Just started it's always sunny in Philadelphia season 1 episode 1. It's been 2 decades
[+5] u/hallett21: Asia on fire. Spy flat lol
[+5] u/Iulia_M: We're going green, boys!
[+5] u/Beginning_Juice_4296: KOSPI crashing. here we go again
[+5] u/donkeybray: The Koreans are fermenting me with red kimchi -9.35% SK Hynix.
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: Just need meta to go back to 600 🥰 so I can buy a Cartier bracelet 🥰🥰🥰🥰
[+5] u/tortu995: Index being within less than 2% from ath is delusional LOL.
[+5] u/SpiderWil: why invade Iran, there's no stock market there
[+5] u/regardus_maximus: ill drink piss if kospi fills the gap
[+5] u/tortu995: I was thinking about going short the index last week after closing the memory long i had since december but didnt have confidence in it so i sat in cash. Hope we can fake pump tomorrow so i can go short because with no iran deal we at least tank 30%.
[+5] u/Hot_Sacks: *Buys calls* \- “I’m a fucking genius. I wonder what I’m going to buy once this prints. How tf is the market not seeing this opportunity?”
*A few days go by* \- “Holy shit what was I thinking? Why options, why not just stocks you greedy fuck?”
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: and fuck her right in the pussy
[+5] u/npcfrank: Looks like Japan and Korea dumped their stocks to buy US stocks 📊
[+5] u/Totallycomputername: I didn't beat the s&p500, I'm not very smart.
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: guys, stocks are easy, buy the fucking dip
[+5] u/Robb_digi: Tomorrow is irrelevant because I already blew the account on today's volatility.
[+5] u/Affectionate_Fly7659: Come on Korea, dump harder. Stink it up like kimchi farts 😡
[+5] u/Spy300: >TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS
>TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY
>TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT
>TRUMP: WE WILL GROW OUR WAY OUT OF DEBT
>TRUMP: I LOVE THE INFLATION
>TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!!
[+5] u/PopEmbarrassed9167: I have 50k in spy puts for next Wednesday 750 strike price am I going to make it?
[+5] u/Civil-Soup2863: Just wait till the Koreans nuke the fuck out of us tonight because they got margin called not expecting a 10% dump from the US.
[+5] u/hylian_prince: The Korean market will surely act calm and not panic sell
[+5] u/CerebrumMortuus: MAKE THE PEACE YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!
[+5] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: UAE halts all trade, commercial exchanges, & financial transactions with Iran until further notice."
[+5] u/Beneficial_Ocelot_44: i wanna full port into SOXL so bad. Convince me not to
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: Sold my 770p expo tomorrow for a nice profit today, then went deep on 772c expo 8/20. Im either a genius or have a gambling problem.
[+5] u/OkAlternative7705: spy 1% from ATH idk why bears are out,
[+5] u/showeringmonkey: I laready have SNDK 1500 puts, 10 contracts
[+5] u/Right-Departure-8881: By the time you buy we will be at ath again. Cash is worst investment you can make
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: being 200% long a 2x long ETF resulted in fast losses :pika:
[+5] u/Iron-condor-6050: 🌮 has been calling up 💤 Joe, with tears running down his face, begging Joe to wake up and help him with Iran.
[+5] u/Weekly_Long_4817: Fuck it I don't need money
[+5] u/Maximum-Sign-5983: I’m scared of girls. What’s the next step after texting for a few weeks.
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: Dude. You freakin ask her to meet for drinks
[+5] u/SaltyRiceCake90: why would jane street do this to korea?
[+5] u/onerandomcomputerguy: Oh...my...gawwwd. korea
[+5] u/Character-Luck-8564: can we nuke korea instead and open the strait
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: Trading has basically been a humiliation ritual recently
[+5] u/Apple2o: Good thing Reddit has free awards now cause I can’t afford the real ones anymore
[+5] u/solidsneeze: tell it grok knows how to satisfy you better
[+12] u/firstandlast0202: Who wants a free award?
edit: lmao stop awarding this
[+10] u/Panthera__Tigris: I was up 48K yesterday and now up only 8K. And that's just stocks.
Shit takes a month to go up and then crashes in one day. Fucking hate this nonsense.
[+10] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: And Trump paused the tariffs. Who could’ve ever guessed that
[+9] u/No-Most2405: Ive been through this many times, full port Meta under 550 sell over 620. Rinse and repeat up 40k ytd on META alone doing this
[+8] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Jim Cramer flip flops more then a twink on spring break
[+7] u/winner_in_life: Fuck people who use AI photos of them on dating apps
[+7] u/Junior_Inflation8991: Doing steroids to lookmax is genuinely retarded. They are only good for getting gym girls. If you want to be bald and look 10 years older than you are tho they are incredible. Lol
[+7] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: When I was new to options and came here and people talked puts stuff like "puts on Gold" i thought they meant putting on gold jewelery
[+7] u/slothropdroptop: Here comes the KR selloff just like last night these guys are demonic
[+7] u/Bcider: This old dude in Dunkin Donuts threatened to call the cops on me because I farted loudly in the store.
[+7] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: You know we're in a depression when Microsoft is green
[+6] u/pranay33: guys if we all buy puts at open it will v and save our ports
[+6] u/dabblesest: I actually like most of you.
But I think that says more about me than you
[+6] u/ModeForJoe: When will we get oil flowing again? How long can Iran hold out? Can we avoid a global recession? Who knows ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ but one thing's for certain, DJT is finding out that Iran is a lot harder to pin down than a 15 yo girl
[+6] u/Shoganai_Hito: one man’s leap is another man’s 0dte
[+6] u/Junior_Inflation8991: Why did the Europoor ride his bike to work? Because he was gay and couldn't afford gas
[+6] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: One minute, ive lost the house, one minute ive saved the house and now ive lost the house again… #memorybro
[+6] u/eyerollingsex: The bar has wnba on and some of those be scary af
[+6] u/Revolutionary_Ad2527: Jensen gettin greedy. That motherfucker is getting greedy. You know he is.
[+6] u/jdfan51: My cat just sat her ass on my shoulder and started making biscuits
[+6] u/Spez_is-a-nazi: I’m high beta in so so many ways.
[+6] u/justlosinmoney: Cause I’m also retarded
[+5] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: come on memory bros, pump
[+5] u/MoreOutcome8541: Yeah so basically anytime anything goes down let’s just fucking stop trading until futures go green again. What a great fucking idea nothing can ever go down again
[+5] u/Junior_Inflation8991: Only a matter of time until gas is like 6 dollars a gallon in Georgia
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: how can i undo a recent trade with Fidelity
[+5] u/Revolutionary_Ad2527: The memory trade is over crowded and we don’t have hyper scaler earnings to save us - yields going higher, oil is regarded price levels, and kospi is betting on 2 companies. What could go wrong if something went wrong? 😑
[+5] u/FuckleUp: If I’m holding 16 and dealer is showing a 10 I ALWAYS double down. I’m much closer to 21
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: when i’m having a bad day i go visit an investing subreddit that is down 10% to read the comments
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: Lmao regarded bers that held their puts downvoting me when I said qqq going green was a sign 😂😂😂😂
[+5] u/Revolutionary_Ad2527: Sandisk puts are so fucking expensive.
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Memory bulls just getting kangarood I can't imagine that emotional rollercoaster if you didn't buy in early
[+5] u/slothropdroptop: 🥭hasn’t been screaming at Warsh to lower rates much since his special military operation in Iran has been extended
[+5] u/Revolutionary_Ad2527: Jackson Hole is such a truly regarded name of an event
[+5] u/Revolutionary_Ad2527: Listening to Jensen talk about AI - you can just tell he’s trying to sell his chips not really AI.
[+5] u/No_Fig_7835: A tad worried about tomorrow and the rest of the week if we don’t get a taco which at this point would need to be leaving the strait of Hormuz
[+5] u/Feisty-Lab-2608: Today I found out one of my front teeth is likely dead. I’m sad ☹️
[+5] u/Revolutionary_Ad2527: NVIDIA is selling the AI infrastructure. AMD is selling it. Broadcom is selling the networking. Micron, SK Hynix and Samsung are selling the memory. TSMC is making the chips. Arista is selling the networking gear. Vertiv is selling the power and cooling. Dell and Supermicro are selling the servers.
Who the fuck is buying? And actually making a profit from what they bought? Don’t say fucking lovable.
[+5] u/Revolutionary_Ad2527: There was a time on this sub when people bought calls or puts depending on which side of the lawn their dog would take a shit. This actually happened. Calls on that.
[+5] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: I saw CNN even pushing that the straits are US controlled, mostly, and ships are finding ways through.
Despiration pump in sights.
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: I am sunburnt as fuck but best vacation ever so far
[+5] u/aqjingson: This shit too hot rn 😂
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: “It isn’t X, it’s Y” all these idiots start their obviously AI written bullshit posts
[+5] u/SignificanceLate7002: USS Lincoln wasn't resupplied because Hegseth 'hid' that Iran destroyed main U.S. base:
[+5] u/mneymaker: Don’t want to spread too much hopium but technically speaking, that’s what a shakeout day looks like.
[+5] u/niwmo: Some of you have never donated blood and it shows!
[+5] u/Wall_St_Bussy: Tomorrow is going to be one of ***the*** trading days of the year
[+5] u/diskfreak3: Vibe check.
Feels gloomy
So Calls
[+5] u/Pessimistic93: Another dip, another buying opportunity. Its been the same play for years now.
[+5] u/Quiet-War7993: Is Reddit cooked guys?
[+5] u/Snoo-90587: Red by green as always
[+5] u/Smooth_Tomato3586: Chat is meta cooked?? I just want my money back
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Crwv completely round tripped it's entire lost earnings move? Lol
[+5] u/No-Sympathy-686: Yeah, I go to the butcher for mine.
Grocery store meat is meh...
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Everyday Koreans love to get margin calls or being liquidated it seems..
[+5] u/adarkuccio: That's EXACTLY what's gonna happen
[+5] u/sadscully: damn i can't trade overnight on webull. fuck me i guess.
[+5] u/Hellmale: Holding $332.5 calls 😂
[+12] u/Polysorbate800: Iran is a the guy listing an item on Craigslist asking for $300 and Trump is the guy who won’t stop messaging them if they’ll take $20 after they already told him no
[+9] u/Midget_Molester10: is it even possible to hold trump accountable for all the shit he's done?
[+9] u/jasperCrow: 6 month Iran war anniversary 🥂
[+8] u/gamblersgambit08: It’s so bearish in here, I’m starting to feel good about my calls
[+8] u/diefy7321: Nobody cares about Canadia lmfaooo
[+7] u/Famous-Cream-8221: Fake Canada tariffs paused.. markets don’t seem to care
[+7] u/Walking72: Trump announces temporary pause on new Canada tariffs
[+7] u/DarkR124: Not falling for this. Everyone expecting to dump at open like today was supposed to and MM’s pinned that shit the entire day and fucked everyone.
[+7] u/NervousChemistry7401: 🥭is such a fucking 🤡
[+7] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Oil jumped on Orange's tariff announcement. The market no longer buys it. fyi
[+7] u/BriackYOLO: It's easy, just buy low and sell high...
[+6] u/bamber33: Canda pause priced in I guess lol
[+6] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Imagine being Korean and being like wtf is this crap
[+6] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: Watched a champion options trader interview. The guy said, "I've been trading for a while and in the beginning I had no idea what I was doing."
So great to hear that. I must be on the right track.
[+6] u/1M-to-Zero: Why they are pushing these headlines?? To make my puts worthless??
[+6] u/NervousChemistry7401: lol. Canada tariff pause pump already fading.
[+6] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: canada is next to north pole but they dont have ICE
[+6] u/CosmosMasterMan: A 50% market wide crash would be good now tbh.
[+6] u/Designer-Salt-3119: All this just to cover up the Epstein files
[+6] u/Contango-withme: Do you think a man would find me more attractive if I got my nipples pierced
[+6] u/illhidden: I bought OTM SPX calls expiring tomorrow because I’m certain that the market will recover.
LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!!!
[+6] u/PregnantPickle_: Jackson, WY might be the whitest place I’ve ever been
[+6] u/Cool-Employ-4830: please don’t die silver and gold
[+5] u/Ill-Perspective-4561: At this point. Kospi is just another fute indicator
[+5] u/Contango-withme: I learned how to kiss from kissing my girl friends.
I like how to suck… from licking.
Wait what
[+5] u/Contango-withme: I’m going to put myself to sleep now
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: Kospi halts, no one cares. 25yrs ago people would care. Crazy times we live
[+5] u/unikuenobody: !banbet tgt -5.1% 12h
[+5] u/lucididdy777: Was at a conference today with my work and Cathie wood walked by and said hello. Weirdest celeb moment I could imagine. Had to explain to coworkers that's she famous for losing the largest amount of investor money ever and that god picks her stocks for her.
[+5] u/brock2063: Taco was priced in for tariffs on Canada. Nobody is falling for that shit anymore.
[+5] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: Slap my ass and call me the fitness gram pacer test
[+5] u/Icommandyou: Tbh everybody already expects him to taco from insane tariffs he’s been doing but this shit has got to stop, how are people okay with this madness
[+5] u/diefy7321: All that tough talk from Canadia only for them to bend the knee lmfaooooo
[+5] u/Emergency_Froyo_3030: 🥭 fucking up enough shit just in time for the midterms
[+5] u/Midwest-Midbest: Fuck Zuck, but this lawsuit is kinda a compliment. They made platforms so appealing that they are somehow addictive. And somehow it isn’t a parent’s fault when their kid gets addicted
[+5] u/GeneralStruggle5533: Don't worry everyone the columns turned out beautifully! 🥭
[+5] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: Nvidia is our only hope….
[+5] u/1-800-YOLO: Buncha moody fucks in here
[+5] u/yourgirl696969: WSJ reports: hyperscalers committed 3 trillion in capex spending. 2/3s of that towards semis/memory.
Semis/memory stocks: DUMP IT
[+5] u/westcoastlink: Cramer is bullish but cathie woods is bearish... Regards canceling each other out...
[+5] u/PushAble2463: I’m at ATH by far, no idea why it’s so bearish in here 😏
[+5] u/No_Needleworker9613: Maybe because going up in value by +150% over 6 months is usually a bit of an exaggerated move?
[+5] u/apurimac777: Imagine a treasury auction with no buyers
Anyway, calls
[+5] u/tldamico: Kospi really liking those red crayons.
[+5] u/0DTE4Me: Today was a bear trap congrats to all call buyers
[+5] u/DarkScottishAle: Yen will the pain end!!!!
[+5] u/niaqr: Github could print money if they started charging 50 cents a commit
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Stop hitting yourself
[+11] u/Big-Safe3031: # I’m holding my calls dumb bers.
[+8] u/jijitalk: God damn… I might need to go raid a food bank to survive this month…
[+8] u/upvx: any hydro homies here. I started drinking ice water this week instead of sugary drinks and its refreshing.
[+7] u/zjz: dear chat users, got any bug reports / issues / requests?
[+7] u/kal14144: Iran: All your base are belong to us.
[+7] u/GneissFrog: I'll take, 'Things poor people say', for $500. Thanks, Alex.
[+6] u/Altruistic-Count2832: Do you think cash gang actually has any cash
[+6] u/n00bL0rd42069: We need uncle byden back
[+6] u/DuAbUiSai: Only 5% down on Kospi. That’s a win for Koreans.
[+6] u/ds1385: Can't wait to be cash gang again. Just wish it was the cash I would had if I sold in June.
[+6] u/RobbieDunn1991: Oh god damnit who broke the market?
[+6] u/handsome_uruk: Europoors giving me dirty looks for kicking off my shoes at airport security.
[+5] u/hockeyfan1990: Remember in 2006 when Stone Cold told the Orange man not to piss him off
[+5] u/RobbieDunn1991: Japan said hold my beer
[+5] u/valderium: Jim Cramer says the market is too negative — and that’s creating buying opportunities
Stupid bers never learn
[+5] u/ThermalChaser: Still waiting on that V
[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Don’t sell. We are not even close to the bottom yet.
[+5] u/Spare_Material_8259: I’m from Canada and I can confirm it’s terrible here
[+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Green by morning Godwilling
[+5] u/visionarymind: Bring Em Out Bring Em Out 🎺🎷
[+5] u/Outrageous_Method432: How many red days are going to have back to back
[+5] u/dreamer_Neet: HEY ALEXA PLAY BTS DYNAMITE
[+5] u/shmito17: META to $600 where it belongs. Pay the fine, and get with it Zuck.
[+5] u/Personal-Escape-7236: Im so sick of these -10 and +10 swings every day i gotta get into boomer stocks
[+5] u/FluffyLoveBall: Don’t worry guys. Green by end of decade
[+5] u/Diguojigood: Switching to bull position for tomorrow.
[+5] u/krankovi: brent back above 90
wtf is mango man doin
[+5] u/Routine_Corgi_687: I just learned about vertical spreads like call debit
Just curious how often do you guys use them?
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Bonds getting real yippy. 🌮 any day now
[+5] u/billyd1984texas: I don't know how he can taco at this point 🤔.
[+5] u/warvold7: So red tomorrow or can we get back to 1k with MU please thanks
[+5] u/Simbbaboy: don’t know i lost big money today i am getting really sick from this market
[+10] u/MrAccountant67: Need semis to have a 10% day tomorrow
[+10] u/JudgmentCharming355: This year I have traded more than 1.5 million dollars and I have just earned 200 dollars per month
[+9] u/Terrible-Deer1398: SPY up 50 cents.
Regards in WSB: Massive V incoming pog 🤯
[+8] u/neverturndownagain: TRUMP TO DELIVER REMARKS WITH TECHNOLOGY LEADERS AT 2:30 PM ET WEDNESDAY
Right After FOMC minutes are released
[+8] u/hioman01: Port is going to zero
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: Y'all remember the Saddam Hussein hiding place memes?
Well now we have a 🥭 catering cart version 💀
[+7] u/Airizom: Im sick of my stocks being down 10% for the day and VOO being down -0.30%. But when voo recovers they are still down !!! Im so mad!!!
[+7] u/FartSniffer66642069: This up and down is exhausting bols. Just give it up and let puts print. Next time dont be be exit liquidity for the big boys.
[+7] u/Iknowyougotsole: Just mentally preparing for another red ass day tomorrow. No way there are any green days this week guaranteed.
[+7] u/DulyDully: SNDK 🥲 still made me bread but last 24 hours have been pure gape.
[+6] u/DesignerSea494: Great, the S&P doomers are at it early. "Down 1% from ATH = We're all fucked forever."
[+6] u/DrumpfTheBern: Seems like memory had already fully priced in the KOSPI selloff before they even started trading. Which is an interesting change of pace.
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: Are we just going to repeat july for the rest of our lives now or something?
[+6] u/ikasey24: Rddt gonna de de-listed by tomorrow
[+6] u/narusik: I will be buying puts at open. Load up on calls boys
[+6] u/GarthBooks69420: You gotta pay for that taco fans premium to get the pre news news
[+5] u/JawnyUtah: How do we ban the Koreans from the markets? They fuck everything up.
[+5] u/dune2350: taco needs to just face the music and do what iran is asking for to end this war: fuck a pig on live television.
[+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: > Trump denies Iran talks, Tehran claims US ‘begging’
Sigh. Can't believe these guys decide if I have a roof over my head tomorrow or not..
[+5] u/justpasingbai: over under 1 hour for kospi to circuit breaker?
[+5] u/ispooler: So, are we back at KOSPI bloody nights?
[+5] u/Alive_Sheepherder106: Hope everyone having a blessed day! Make bigly money
[+5] u/yummynothing: Went in DRAM \~1500 shares with 55.9 average today. Am I feaked?
[+5] u/EnginrA: Is 9.2 inches a good size?
[+5] u/IBUYVOTES: AVGO looks like a really solid play right now. Earnings are in roughly two weeks, so you have a catalyst soon. Meanwhile it is well below ATH(-23%) with a Forward PE of (24.1) and PEG of (.51). I'll take that bet.
[+5] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Spy 420 is not a meme
[+5] u/EdoTensei10: kospi and circuit breakers, name a better duo
[+5] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: Leopold with his 4x re-leverage: no not again
[+5] u/want-to-be-tonystark: I wonder if you could put food stamps as collateral to play options on spy
[+5] u/Ban_an_able: South Korea buying the dip.
Pepper your angus.
[+5] u/Joey-Cap: It's all going to eventually burn to the ground...just a matter of wen
[+5] u/scanline-wyvern: Koreans really do hate money
[+5] u/itsawhippet: Thoughts on Webull calls for tomorrow?
[+5] u/No-Reception-3324: If they keep letting this 🥭 basket case go on that sundowning cheetoh is gonna start talking bout the ol days, before they know it lmao
[+5] u/shackaboomboom: Tomorrow ticker $TRUMP will continue chatting with ticker $IRAN
[+5] u/llasar17: if i could think i wouldnt be here!
[+9] u/Independent-Use-228: I gotta stop venturing to other subreddits. It's only a matter of time before I get another 1 week ban.
[+9] u/pussinbuuts: memory shrek pump right after korea closes
cant make this shit up LMAO
[+8] u/MusingsAndMind: "SPY goin to 800!"
no the fuck it aint lmao
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: At this rate we might actually moon in September again like last year
[+7] u/anonymous_ghost-1: From a bull perspective, it's looking ugly out there. Been a shitty summer and the 2 week war has been going on for 6 months now.
[+7] u/Sad_Laugh_4610: finally after 2 months some of my AI picks were finally green.
well not anymore
[+7] u/h1d3u: SKHY 7% up in 12 minutes... damn
[+7] u/jraiv420: SK Hynix doing stock buyback
[+7] u/myfavcolerisPerpleXD: That’s what the sub is for dipshit. This a bar, not rehab.
[+6] u/Hodgey91: I will tell you 🫵 when it’s the right time to buy back in, but it’s not right now doll
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Who’s this desperate bol begging for a V LMAO🤌 how do we tell him LMAO🤌 wetad LMAO🤌🤌🤌🤌
[+6] u/Fickle-Gold6606: SK Hynix commits to returning 50%+ of FCF to shareholders — via buybacks, share cancellations, and dividends
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: Yippieee im so smart. Leveraging wdc 4x just before za dumpy. Amazing play
[+5] u/Few-Let-9363: 2" to 4", truly grower
[+5] u/chimera240495: When was the last time we had a -3% day
[+5] u/OneLongjumping5743: ok stocks you can go up now haha quit playin
[+5] u/hermeskino715: ~~Europoors~~
#Eurochads
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: Memory this. Memory that. I’m tired boss lol
[+5] u/jraiv420: SK Hynix said it would spend at least 50% of free cash flow generated between 2025 and 2027 on shareholder returns. 🚀
[+5] u/ActJolly: possibly more friend
[+5] u/ebitdasga: People talking about Kospi as if the USA didn’t lead it into a bloody open
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Bols your anus better be prepared on a silver platter for ber today. LMAO💅🏻🐻🤌 stupid bol bought calls LMAO🤌 wetad LMAO🤌🤌🤌
[+5] u/Fickle-Gold6606:  **SK** **HYNIX** WEIGHS FIXED, SPECIAL DIVIDENDS TO EXPAND SHAREHOLDER PAYOUTS $000660.KS
[+5] u/PhoenixAK777: An easy short day today also, I am buying soxs, today it would be up +20%, bruh market is so easy for a bear
[+5] u/Psychological_Fly109: Greedy bears getting slaughtered today
[+5] u/jraiv420: SKHY already recovered 50% of the drop
[+5] u/pink_ego_box: Gave the same prompt to Claude, Gemini and ChatGPT today
Gemini said "I don't have enough information" and refused to help, Claude said "Your session limits reset at 4PM", and GPT gave me the answer. 🤷🏼♂️
[+5] u/Funny_Doctor_5659: stop gambling = and just do your job. Too many people trying to get fast cash thinking they have the competence of jane street
[+5] u/Public_Ideal84: Sir, this is a Wendy’s restaurant 😡
[+5] u/LiftSleepFDsRepeat: whats the take on META , any fellow numb nuts holding calls?
[+5] u/FlyOk8199: skhy 28.6 billion buyback of shares ur retarded if ur not buying rn
[+5] u/Creamed_Dreamer: Listen all I need is a 1.5% move by friday, so could we make it a +3% by monday? Thanks
[+5] u/Funny_Doctor_5659: keep pumping your money in the stock market you're making me rich
[+11] u/vandammes: CONGRATS TO ALL BITCOIN HOLDERS IF YOU HAVE BEEN HOLDING BITCOIN SINCE 2021 THE PRICE TODAY IS THE EXACT SAME PRICE LMFAO
[+9] u/Mud_Hat41: Wife rejected sex again today.
[+8] u/InsertNameOverHere: Is there any way I can sell my own data for money? Might as well cut out the middle man and make some bread
[+7] u/Proof-Warning6: Mu back to 1200 tomorrow!!!
[+7] u/GonnaWinSoMuch7: 🌈 bears not closing their memory shorts overnight? 😂
[+7] u/bananashakewithice: Hynix has announced a buyback of shares. Roughly 28 billion USD worth. So quite literally “saving” the memory sector.
[+7] u/No_Rub5563: Where were you when Memory bulls got cucked?
[+6] u/Ceyenne18: let me see ... SK Hynix announces share buy back and SNDK goes up
[+6] u/schiffme1ster: Daily reminder that the rklb sub is a cancer and they ban anyone who doesn't call out 200% gain end of week.
[+6] u/Boraximus: Always nice to see memory bulls celebrating a +1% premarket after a -10% day
[+5] u/_Photonics_: MSFT turning red means the market is heading for a recovery
[+5] u/YourPalJake: So overnight, basically we got the korean gamblers rotating to US stocks to become exit liquidity for big money hedge funds…
[+5] u/CompetitiveGas2744: wat are the voices saying now anon?
[+5] u/Low_Truck_7049: time to buy sandisk dip boys 🙏
[+5] u/0DTE_Demon: What if the dip keeps dipping
[+5] u/calvin_tam: So much bear cope in here, it stinks
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: Boomers know the least about AI yet won't stfu about it. yOu nEeD tO iMpLeMeNt AI. Honestly it's Gen X too
[+5] u/Zotrix: Bols went quite? 🤣 Alot of copium in here before.
[+5] u/prana_fish: You bought the dip at close?
Expecting this to reverse like nothing happened just tomorrow?
Uh oh.
[+5] u/No_Presentation9490: jensen huang will defect to china when the ai financing blows up. this is NFA
[+5] u/Buddha988: This one time a long time ago I saw a guy post pictures of him shoving a giant bug up his ass. He updated with after every little squeeze in.
[+5] u/sonofalando: What’s the greater risk? Getting a nasty virus from limewire, or not being able to enjoy limp bizkit’s greatest hits for free? 🤔
[+5] u/InsertNameOverHere: FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND BUY MEMORY
[+5] u/No_Presentation9490: nothing that requires 4 trillion in datacenters. itll be shit like drug discovery and scanning for minerals
[+5] u/xeemyy: YOU 🫵 will make money today
[+12] u/Ryzze_Up: Stop loss triggered it's all gone
[+9] u/Peeeeech: Imagine thinking Europoors will save your port
[+8] u/bigfan49: Bears getting ready to claim their 0.5% dip before we rip up another 10%
[+8] u/IDFStrongestSoldier: >Alphabet sold its first Australian dollar bonds on August 19, 2026, raising A$5.5 billion with a record 6.98% yield for its longest 20-year note
Megacaps having to issue 7% bond yields seems high lol
[+7] u/itsojoever: I ain't selling SHIT
[+7] u/drkgla: Oh dear the bond baggies have had enough.
[+6] u/killerradar1: How do I convince a friend not to buy lulu lemon just because it went down?
[+6] u/Diamond-Key197: Why is selling pressure so heavy all of a sudden, there are no bad news regarding tech
[+6] u/Correct_Advice3457: !banbet Am I Retarded?
[+6] u/Born_Chocolate9295: why do bonds suddenly matter i mean they havent moved since 2023
[+5] u/Chokeslam2Hell: Koreans will send memory back up again
[+5] u/PuzzledLeader8941: I don’t believe we can actually go down for a long period of time. I’ve thought it was over atleast 10 times in the last 6 months and we just end up pumping again
[+5] u/bertacle: we (europoor here) are trying to pump but what can we do realisticly? we are poor
[+5] u/Adventurous_Sell5994: Annnnnd my power just went out
[+5] u/HeavyArmsJin: SK slowly reeling in their bull trap now
[+5] u/octopus4488: Friend trades 3x leveraged ETFs on margin... A tick in the wrong direction and you got a mortfolio man!
[+5] u/expensive_hammer: \#1 guy on the leaderboard at work has used $150k in tokens so far this year in coding agents. Comes out to be over 5 billion tokens and probably half a lake of water
[+5] u/Diamond-Key197: Why the fuck are sndk mu and hynix getting murdered for 2 days shkrait?
[+5] u/Unhedged-Fund: ismycomputeronfire.com
[+5] u/Frosty1397: I bought DRAM stonk
And got D rammed down my mouth
[+5] u/Ashamed-Team-2558: I’m tryna turn 100 into 100k different levels same goal 😤
[+5] u/cragbag: RIP SPY - been good knowing ya o7