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[+22] u/GneissFrog: if you lost money this week, did you:
a) blame Koreans for decisions you made
b) ignore every warning sign
c) place your trust in Taco
d) all of the above
[+18] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Iran and US deal officially ended today and mango doesn’t plan on renewing it, if you’re wondering why everything is red.
[+13] u/pickledmagahead: Green by open and ath by lunch. You know. I know. Bears know it.
[+13] u/corndog_messiah: Sell everything! We’re going to zero, if not lower!!
[+12] u/FrostySoftPressure: Imagine president telling you that gas prices are going to increase and with that everything else and you are cheering him like he made some great decision.
[+11] u/captjacksparrow47: As soon as I hit buy on MU at $1018, it started dumping, like what the actual fuck!!!!!
[+10] u/TowelFart: bought calls yesterday glad to see them doing well
[+10] u/NoBlock3917: Healthy correction after big pump (coping)
[+10] u/Vlisa: If you are wondering why we are red this morning, it is because a third of the US think the WNBA is the most important issue facing society.
[+10] u/BFox1982: I can't believe I thought he was the pro economy, anti war choice. 🤡
[+10] u/No-Reception-3324: Why doesnt ai just fix the market???????
[+9] u/Unhedged-Fund: "market is down as Iran tensions rise blablabla" nope its just a semis sell off, Dow and Oil are flat its not about war
[+9] u/pussinbuuts: Everyday MMs randomly spin a wheel to see sector to pump.
Yesterday the wheel landed on semis. Today software
[+8] u/JackORoses: Believe it or not, calls
[+8] u/drakilian: Looking forward to Leopold getting margin called a second time by Citadel for trying to do the exact same strat again
[+8] u/OptionsHuduga: Our ports r tanking because WE ARE LIVING LIVES OF SIN! Clean up ur life and ur port will be cleansed and bathed in the color of green!
[+7] u/xReMaKe: I hate this fucking market. Every fucking rally ends in the same way. Is this march or June all over again?
I should’ve fucking sold on Friday. I was so close to.. smfh.
[+7] u/Vlisa: Got some good deals at Costco yesterday, hopefully that will offset the 100k I'll be down this morning.
[+7] u/chaos-organized: Koreans need more national holidays…
[+7] u/Big_Love_3070: I love how I don’t make money cause 90% of the time i puss out on a position it ends up printing. But I’ll hold my losers too long
[+6] u/derprondo: Drill team six has returned from Korea and set its sights on Nasdaqistan.
[+6] u/gomper: Sand dick gonna give back all the gains from last 2 weeks?
[+6] u/pingoo26: TACO peacefire #5784623 incoming.
[+6] u/Autistic-Bot: $MU shareholders scratching their head this morning.
[+6] u/DarkoDokkan: Memory dumping again? Its joever
[+5] u/InterestedPartiesLie: I feel like a ficking genius selling my skhy yesterday at 171
[+5] u/Funny_Story2759: some of yall think rates going down soon. iran plans on keep strait closed contested territory for months LO
[+5] u/SignificantRip8239: dear GOOG - just one green day please. it's been weeks!!!!!
[+5] u/jlw993: Another dip to buy before ATH, great stuff
[+5] u/Over-Young8392: idk why they changed the font color to red in my brokerage app. should i complain?
[+5] u/DahyunDabFan: Ngl bill gates’ daughter kinda bad 🥵
[+5] u/Impressive-Step-6949: I have $44 SMCI calls and $155 SPCX calls for Friday. Do I cut my losses or double down at open?
[+23] u/MaleficentPlate9104: Yall ever take a PTO just to take it? I’m fucking exhausted
[+17] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Just remember new young bears. This market can go from -2% to green by open
[+17] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: CNBC frantically calling Yardeni and Tom Lee any time the market looks a little red lol
[+12] u/Psychological_Fly109: Nowhere near enough blood. Not buying until there's a reasonable dip
[+12] u/financiallythriving: A lil SPY -10% today won’t hurt anybody
[+12] u/IndividualNo7155: Didn’t understand why all red and then I saw MSFT is green and it made sense
[+11] u/ayopapiz: Since my wife and her bf asleep, i still missed my first love and wonder how she doing in life
[+10] u/Hour-Bag-8426: literally everyone knows market can't just go up every single day, and same for going down, yet everyone panics when it happens!?!
[+10] u/benj760486: In going to start my own hedge fund with myself as the sole investor, but run it as an LLC to protect my assets 🤓
[+9] u/znightmaree: Burry: “Whole market is red??? My shorts might print! What’s NBIS looking like?”
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[+9] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: Not sure if yall remember how fast it took spy to
Get from 730 to 780. Wonder if it’ll be the same speed going back down
[+9] u/VTI4LYFE69: Today would be a great day to end the war you orange egotistical retard
[+7] u/Jacobpapi: Yesterday we had a bond sell off and nothing happened to stocks, I was waiting for this dump.. not surprised
[+7] u/guccioli: I have close to zero sympathy for people who lost everything in this market. It’s not a financial collapse, the only way you lose everything is biblical greed and over leverage
[+7] u/sabatiel180: Wtf, I wake up and things are not as I left them when i went to sleep. Who do we have to blame for this? 🤬
[+7] u/SalmonTheSalesman: Someone check on that guy that held 40 1DTE Spy calls yesterday
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: I have only deployed 5% of my total power this morning shorting the Nasdaq index. My power grows by the day. I have trained for years silently waiting to destroy bulls. Soon I will have triple digits cash available and I will increase my short ladder attacks just like hedgies
[+7] u/Own-Recipe5908: Fucking bunch of TACO addicts looking for their next hit in here.
[+7] u/hayleybts: 🥭 Strait of Hormuz - new American territory
Then open it lmao
[+7] u/znightmaree: This is obviously going green at open
[+7] u/AdventurousFinish681: its wild to think that just 20 years ago Howard dean sank his presidential campaign by yelling funny
[+7] u/Abe2025: I just want to affotrd new shoes
[+7] u/Throwaway37620: I'm moving from partially fucked back to fully fucked
[+7] u/dabblesest: Bro are you using Claude to fucking trade?!
Lmfao using the bubble to buy the bubble is some WSB shit if I’ve ever heard it.
[+6] u/cjspoe: Axios and 🥭 need to announce some peace deals with Oman and iran
[+6] u/financiallythriving: We can pump endlessly on retarded news, fake news, no news, but the moment we dip a little the bulls start crying lol
[+6] u/dpatel211: As fucked as my port would be, it would be funny if we just undid all the good from the beginning of August in a week.
[+6] u/GoProVI: Bro you can’t call bers the g word anymore? Reddit just flagged me wtf… must be a ber running Reddit
[+6] u/financiallythriving: The former U.S. ambassador to Oman told CNBC a diplomatic solution to end the war was not “ever really seriously on the table.”
[+6] u/Any_Influence_8305: Lost everything to this market, I'm fucking ruined after years and years of countless hours of reading, researching, and investing. I was set for life and now I'm back at square one. Ports down to three figures, just hours ago I had the world by the balls and a four figure portfolio
[+6] u/Samjabr: Look on the bright side, now we can get another ceasefire
[+6] u/birdingsince88: Camp bers sooooo fukt
[+6] u/eyuuuuu: Can we just get another face ripping Green Day. I miss those
[+6] u/OkBeginning9576: the grind to 1000 karma just so I can get into the superstink thread to call a few of them gay idiots is real
[+5] u/unexceptiontotherule: hi, I’d prefer if the price went up. thx
[+5] u/hftrobo9285: VIX is still at 15 🤡 what a clown market
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: "micron crosses 1000, here's how to amplify the trade with etfs"
lol, lmao even
[+5] u/doctorqaz: META going $500 soon?
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: it would be funny if 24/5 trading was enabled during perma bear market.
so that one could see millions of new bagholders being minted every day, hour.
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: I am so upset with myself. I bought long dated atm puts on most of the mag7 near the highs a week or 2 ago and I sold them for a couple hundred each within a couple days. Most of them would be worth several thousand each now 😫
[+5] u/GloomyMembership4197: Refinancing where, Michael?
[+5] u/anonymous_ghost-1: People should start investing more in themselves
[+5] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Most predictable V ever LOL
[+5] u/Jimbob404error: Bonds on data centers are now considered A+ bonds and insurance companies and pensions are buying lol
[+5] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: Buffet yelling at the new CEO “I told you to wait!”
[+5] u/noobletato: It's a bit too bullish in here. I don't like it
[+5] u/Electronic_Leg_7034: War on war off. Investing vs Trading.
[+5] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Yesterdays gain is todays loss 😞
[+5] u/WonderfulWorld3326: Huge green god candle on open believe it or not.
[+5] u/I-ProGamer-I: Freak the fuck out and sell everything. It’s over
[+5] u/Lori-Lightfoot: surely someone here can give you advice to turn that into 0
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Try to burn puts and calls
[+5] u/Aranthos-Faroth: Fucking can’t believe you decided to use your last brain cell on this message…
[+14] u/GigachadInvestor: https://preview.redd.it/xw97py5lj4kh1.jpeg?width=1524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42a32887345e45b84bfc84c62a1e42f2eae5cd98
[+13] u/orsomeshitidk: Remember when the Paris Agreement said we were gonna cap warming to 1.5° above PIA by 2050 but instead we didn’t do fuck all and we’re already there by 2026 lmao
[+10] u/PyloPower: Nike should introduces shoes that charge a battery as you walk/run and you can then plug your charged shoes in a datacenter and it will pay you a little bit of crypto per charge.
[+9] u/YoDooley: Burry could have shorted Klarna
Instead he shorted NBIS
[+9] u/Elegant-Operation-45: bears sound smart bulls make money
[+8] u/Soffatjockis: Israelis leaving Israel en masse is peak lol
You got your promised land. Why you leaving? Lmao
Puts on the promise land
[+8] u/darth_scion: I'm moving my port over to Pokémon cards
[+8] u/ContributorZero: So glad the Strait of Hormuz is finally a U.S. territory. When do the beachfront hotels go up on Kharg Island?
[+8] u/iiGoodVibesii: Imagine the spy is crushing new highs. Historical run.
And your buying a failing shoe company breaking new lows from 2014 levels.
[+7] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: I’m going to lose a lot of money today.
[+7] u/Expensive_Media_7065: $mu going to 1100 sissys
[+7] u/Low_Bowl5506: NYC stripper makes more money than KLAR lmao
[+6] u/I_work_too_much: ***checks phone*** well poverty it is I guess
[+6] u/darkspherei: so much winning, so many deals
[+6] u/Grandmaparty: Just a reminder that everyone pumping asts is a fucking moron and the company is predatory
[+6] u/SeesawQuiet5620: inverse wsb strikes again. everyone was saying calls on klarna
[+6] u/SeesawQuiet5620: good thing i got iren to hold overnight so i could start the day down a few thousand
[+6] u/Flimsy-Persimmon622: chat moving so fast nobody will see im gay
[+6] u/NotStarlord28: Can the bears go away please
[+6] u/pepechan42069: i went from 20k to 150 to 1700, i think you have a chance too
[+6] u/ThanksDependent1001: Anyone thinking reverse ber rug pull, then back up to green? 👏🏻
[+6] u/Prestigious_Rod6969: yeah bond action not good news
[+5] u/Deshen87: Klarna shareholders getting their burrito purchase denied🥲
[+5] u/billyd1984texas: Klar beat and fell 17%
[+5] u/sufficiently7777: lol. You think MU and SNDK will stay down? Hahahahahahah.
[+5] u/neverturndownagain: Ofc NBIS is up 3% while every other shitstock is down over 3% retarded
[+5] u/MyNameIsntSharon: SPY gonna open down 2%
[+5] u/LaughCompetitive1504: is natalie harp mango's new wife?
[+5] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: The people that are telling you AI is a bubble are the same fools that said oil was going to be 250/barrel by now.
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: # Zero calorie 7up 🤝 Piss water
Literally the same thing
[+5] u/sigbci: ITS NOT A BUBBLE ITS A DOME
[+5] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: 🥭 liberates us again. Excellent
[+5] u/Flimsy-Persimmon622: guys im 150k away from 99 str on my ironman. crab is life
[+5] u/Apprehensive-Mine364: Who let the bears out?
Just own up and confess
[+5] u/linnanetheman: I’m setting up autoinvestments and deleting robinhood after open
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: Who knew that financing pizzas to people that can't afford a pizza might have some defaults?
Klarna, apparently, they didn't know
[+5] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: Missed my train to work
Calling in sick
[+5] u/Prestigious_Rod6969: Story time with Brother bear...
[+5] u/grimandnordic1: I keep buying weeklies like a poor ugly dumb person I need to get back to monthlies like a slightly less poor ugly dumb person
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Last night took my family out to texas roadhouse to celebrate my big win in the market, today i think we'll stay in and eat ice chips 😢
[+5] u/TheNplus1: To do: buy MORE yen (JPY)
[+5] u/astromouse2024: WHAT DOES THE STRIPPER INDEX SAY THO
[+5] u/schwalbatros: This will get bought so fast. There is only one direction for the coming weeks.
[+5] u/FartPolluter: Beginning to think Korean margin grandads and that highly regarded leopold guy was the entire foundational basis of this bull run for the last three years
[+5] u/Fernyfern7: Oman ambassador says 🥭 just said I'm gonna bomb you to get omans attention. It's like when he raises his hand at a woman it's totally cool guys 🥭 🤡
[+5] u/ballzstreetwets: A 15 pointer SPY drop possible today. That 758-59 top was violated too fast. It wants to come back, it could be by eod
[+5] u/LuvSicPt5: what rugpull brother? I am not even standing on a ground right now
[+42] u/jasperCrow: If you voted for 🥭 you’re fucking retarded 😂✌️
[+16] u/rdblaw: Why would Biden or Obama do this
[+16] u/TauCetiXAstroPhage: I have never seen anyone more foolish than 🥭. What a disgusting piece of shit
[+16] u/PearlyBeenTrue: It’s almost like you shouldn’t side with North Korea
[+15] u/RjBloxks: If I sell these puts at open we’ll probably have a -2% day, If I hold them we’ll V back to 777 on no news
[+14] u/Bam2458: So if Hormuz is now US territory, but the US doesn’t have control of it, then technically Iran has mounted a successful invasion of the US?
Looks kinda weak dawg.
[+13] u/sck178: BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI and Anthropic strike yet another deal with hyperscalers in hopes to continue to be unprofitable until at least 2090.
[+11] u/sammyssb: I picked a bad time to buy google calls
[+11] u/Evander85: Perhaps I should stop putting myself in situations where a single aggressive red day wipes out half of my net worth
[+10] u/ClaudesSexBot: ah yes the MU classic, SNDK goes up 12% yesterday MU climbs 6%, SNDK goes down 6%, MU is also down 6%. what a garbage fucking stock jesus christ, get me out of it for breakeven PLEASE
[+10] u/Accomplished_Suit651: If you invested $1000 in Nike five years ago, you'd have $240!
[+9] u/Slightlybadpicks: Nothing like waking up and seeing the stock you bought calls on is -20%. At least there’s no fake hope lmao
[+9] u/myjumboloanapp: I Declare the STOCK market US territory! Prices going UP Soon!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER!!!!!
[+9] u/TalentedArchitect: How many stop losses will be triggered at open for SPY?
[+8] u/optionsRbad: cant ai just fix hormuz
[+8] u/Pury101: Guys please buy puts so that we can rally 🙏
[+8] u/niceee_guyyy: Im a bull but this is a -2% qqq day
[+8] u/Metacog_Drivel: Oh, the market cares about the Iran war again? Sure, whatever....
[+7] u/Particular-Cake-6430: Why didn’t you guys buy SNDK when it was $1100? Why did you buy it after it went up $700!
[+7] u/HeavyArmsJin: https://preview.redd.it/v0sqlyxcp4kh1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=aee6ceef25e871ef5a26f2fb802c7dd3dcf8af98
[+7] u/spellbadgrammargood: The world hasn't been the same since 2016.. since Harambe's death..
[+7] u/jonneh: The fun thing about owning memory stocks in 2026 is that when $SPY goes down -0.5%, memory goes down -6%. Neat.
[+7] u/Ok-Nose29: People in my state keep getting arrested falsely because of Flock and I'm lowkey scared to drive on the roads now lmao
[+7] u/Fast_Half4523: WIll Mu rebound at open?
[+7] u/HolographicHeart: "Iran wants to make a deal very badly and it will be very good for America."
-🥭 the very second after you buy oil calls
[+7] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: It's just a little bond issue, why so panic, it's not like it's ww3 or anything. Buy those calls at open champ you know I will
[+7] u/studybreak15: Should have sold my leveraged etf semis yesterday…
[+7] u/3brcuse: bull cope in here is hilarious
[+7] u/elysiansaurus: I think its best I dont open my brokerage app today.
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: Imagine if we get a Clone Wars in the future but the genetic template for the clone army is Charlie Kirk
SPY 780C
[+6] u/ridgyrope: well...this looks like a mess
[+6] u/Snoo-90587: Bags are heavy….
Moms spaghetti
[+6] u/mehmilani: I lost so much money on puts over the last month. I don't even feel good about this dump.
[+6] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: no taco today :pepetrump:
[+6] u/Illustrious_Job1951: PepsiCo owns doritos and fritos, just bought some to work my way into the chip market everyone is talking about
[+6] u/mousepop321: You can’t win against a country full of people who wants to die
That’s like their entire thing with the virgins and all that
[+6] u/mutlukorsan: Usa is afganistan with money and tech
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: Hooooo leeeee shit
What did you guys do to the market
[+6] u/Unable-Raisin6593: All mighty market please rug everyone
[+6] u/yourgirl696969: Why the fuck does MU take the brunt of this 😭😭😭
[+6] u/HighwayExotic2808: The people being smug about SNDK asking why people didn’t buy it at 1000 apparently forgot that the very next day it rocketed 30%. This whole 70% pump in 3 weeks run has been almost entirely confined to 4 days of double digit moves…it is volatile
[+6] u/accountingsavage10: The Nike guy is an instant WSB classic
[+6] u/Benromaniac: This guy has destroyed this country. Recovers maybe by 2031 if a real leader takes charge
[+6] u/ercanbas: Lmao mango: all mines have been removed or detonated and the strait is opened.
[+6] u/Fit-Argument854: Trump made billions off crypto while allready being a billionaire while at the same time draining our accounts... what a fucking time
[+6] u/bertacle: One day semi DOWN, one day semi UP
[+6] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: SPY hurt itself in it's confusion!
[+6] u/WocketWaccoon: Tom “fat cuck” Lee said a market crash might be around the corner. But also SPY to $800 soon
[+6] u/zoidbergface90: Mu refuses to pump alongside sndk but will gladly dump with it
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: 😏 Cash gang checking in 😏
[+5] u/bulrfuc: Oil and bond yields say fuck your calls.
[+5] u/JackfruitCapital4132: You know it’s bad when the Koreans weren’t able to pump spy overnight. We are so cooked
[+5] u/Independent_Term5790: It would be kinda funny if reddit tanked on sp500 inclusion day
[+5] u/Jimmy_Jellyy: the absolute fucking panic when 10yr breaks above 4.80 lmfaoooooooo
[+5] u/FunkyGrowMan: Biden knew how to keep bonds under control. Mango almost seems to want higher yields despite crying for lower yields every chance he gets...
[+5] u/Polysorbate800: Good thing we have total control of the Strait of America or multi decade highs on yields and energy inflation would be worrying
[+5] u/therealnorthwild: Bond discussion -
1 The market stays stable and you lose money gradually
2 Panic and you lose money suddenly
3 All of the above
[+5] u/banana-2139: Someone tell me mu is going to pump at open
[+5] u/No-Mountains-Again: The Berkshire curse happening in real time on GOOGL
[+5] u/taconomtaco: nooooo premarket come down. I wanted to buy calls at open
[+5] u/smokeyjoe0612: guys is it time to freak the fuck out and sell everything????
[+5] u/-NardDog: anyone else anticipating a rough Sept/Oct selloff?
[+5] u/priced_in_: Man....why did I full port MU calls today
I'm a fomo buyer indeed
[+5] u/friedbymoonlight: I just realized 90% of you drama queens are thetagang
[+5] u/Fullsendornosendd: Sorry sndk owners I should have warned you I bought calls at close
[+5] u/Just-Tangelo5667: Do we pump semis today or no?
[+5] u/pranay33: Why can’t it ever be elevator up stairs down
[+5] u/Future_Hyena2562: The question is how long does this sell off, 2-3 days maybe.
[+5] u/mousepop321: The only way we go green is if the right person here buys puts
I’m looking at you
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: I may never sexually recover from this
[+5] u/liuqiu_rangers: If you missed out on Micron at 1k you'll love Micron at 960
[+5] u/Life-Trade-6514: uh oh the dip i bought dipped again
[+5] u/rowinghorse7: That retard that bought $12m VIX calls yesterday knew about this nonsense.
[+5] u/lithe_silhouette: Starting to hate this mindless gambling
[+5] u/Frank-Hassle: 500k worth of spy calls at open
[+5] u/Enjzey: no talk w Iran, lets pump
[+5] u/hylian_prince: “I’m ruined” (memory stocks are back to where they were yesterday morning)
[+5] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: LMAO bers thought it’ll be Black Monday today. Guess what - it’s a Tuesday! Hahaha
[+5] u/TotalInstruction: I DECLARE BANKRUPTCYYYYYYYYY
[+5] u/stupidber: Now I ain't saying she a gold digger
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: This entire market is held up by Ai furry porn creators.
[+5] u/Neoshinryu: Welcome to the S&P500 Reddit!
Reddit: Why is everyone holding a baseball bat?
[+5] u/ismebbb: Selling 0dte puts. No low balls. I know what I have
[+5] u/HighwayExotic2808: My new strategy of waiting out the first five minutes before making a move has really been saving my ass
[+5] u/ManonFire1224: Like 5 people traded stocks yesterday. If you didn’t position yourself for this selloff, that’s on you.
[+5] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: There are people here that think market is down because of semi selloff and this is the only thing you need to know about the average wsb user
[+5] u/Weak-Equal-9084: Why is the fuck nebius is always up?
[+5] u/PoobliusFlavius: You know the Fat Lady is warming up
When bulls cope with "O this bubble could go another year or two, its only 1998"
[+5] u/calvin_tam: Didn't expect the automod to have something to say about muslimnofap
[+5] u/Jimmy_Jellyy: WHAT FUCKING PLANET ARE YOU ON TO EVEN FUCKING TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES HERE???? BOND MARKET IS TELLING WARSH TO FUCKING RAISE RATES ASAP
[+5] u/LawngClaw17: James, Barry…which one do you want to know about?
[+5] u/imsolost3090: Change ur flair buddy
[+5] u/CompetitiveGas2744: this tbh. have a nice dream maybe wake up in a better place
[+13] u/gamersEmpire: https://preview.redd.it/djw9op1k65kh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98f6112500ba730a27d75f7e1a27fadac730d4dd
[+10] u/One_Guava_3883: **Meta**
**Market Cap: $1.5 Trillion**
**Potential penalties: $1.4 Trillion**
**So happy for Zuck**
[+10] u/DonateMoneyPLS: 🥭is so fucked for midterms
[+10] u/guzzledglizzy: If you looked at my Robinhood account you could reasonably assume that I hate money
[+9] u/Scarfaceb1tch: New suckers born on every fake V today
[+9] u/Live-Ad-5433: Guys dont use student loans to buy leverage etfs or options, worst mistake of my life. My dads going to give me the belt
[+9] u/howULikeThemOranges: Should I sell my SPY puts so it goes down? Will sell if this gets 69 upvotes.
[+8] u/aqjingson: Spy is down $5 and mofos broke lol…I’m mofos
[+8] u/Barren-Wuffett: https://preview.redd.it/ogwpfudw55kh1.jpeg?width=1728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7de68c9dc8f2f29121ce41b40b0c91bd9bb09e8c
I see no difference
[+8] u/Starkfault: “hedge” lmao I don’t even wear condoms
[+8] u/ImpossibleForm: Yall ever notice the chats on red and green days? Green days bols are shitting on bers and red days bers just discussing technical analyses while bols cry
[+8] u/Micheal_Hancho: THATS IT I AM SELLING EVERYTHING AND BUYING LABUBU FUTURES
[+7] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Words cannot express how much I hate 🥭
[+7] u/Supertainment: Remember everyone: The U.S. government, lead by the acts of Scott Bessent, is actively shorting the price of oil as a means of controlling the cost of oil and protecting a deep plunge in the stock market. This is the tactic, one day it will break... but know that you are in a manipulated system.
[+7] u/ExpiredMilk177: I just love losing multiple days worth of gains in one day
[+7] u/NotMe357: Bull, there is no reason to fight back. Just relax and it will hurts less...🤤
[+7] u/Worried_Quarter469: No 🌮 Tuesday, no uppies, I don’t make the rules
[+7] u/PM_ME_M00SE_KNUCKLE: Dont fight it, just let it drill.
[+7] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: SOXL gave me a +3% yesterday and a -15% today, awesome
[+7] u/Extension-Change-441: god i hate this market
[+7] u/Mr_Pongo: Buy puts then panic buy calls. That way you lose money on both positions
[+7] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Market is super sensitive to any news right now and Thanks to the President , oil is not coming down anytime soon. I bet 99% of the Americans dont give a fuck if Iran has a weapon or not, cause 90% of them can't even find it on the map.
2026, coud have been the greatest year in the history of the stock market, yet here we are, inflation, oil and interest rates.
[+7] u/RisingSerpent222: Oh we’re pumping. Nah we’re dumping. Oh wait we’re pumping!!! Oh never mind we’re dumping.
[+7] u/I_See_You_2pointO: I don't want profitss anymore, I just want my money back 😭
[+7] u/drbigtoe: hE wiLL bE BEttEr fOR THee ecOnomY
[+7] u/themourningpoet: This is barely a dump bruh just another theta bullshit day like last week
[+7] u/I_See_You_2pointO: Octobear, Septembear, Novembear, Decembear 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻 you have to be able it to me
[+6] u/Shanghai1943: Look at all these 🌈 🐻 coming out of hibernation
[+6] u/BruiserCanard: Did Israel bomb ASTS?
[+6] u/MoreOutcome8541: Here come the V spam retards
[+6] u/-----Marcel-----: Meta is the worst stock in the whole market.
[+6] u/Live-Ad-5433: I am never full porting into snxx again, my face got ripped off. Worst part is i used student loans
[+6] u/soa333: Bought Puts now it will pump
[+6] u/MaffYootube: Fucking hell, it's a massacre, the stock hasn't seen levels like this in 24hrs. It's over, sell the house, leave the country.
[+6] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: I am officially not having FUN
[+6] u/Diguojigood: Sold my puts, switching to calls for the V for fun.
[+6] u/VOO_bull_forever: # nothing can go right for $META anymore. simply NOTHING
[+6] u/Public_Ideal84: We have no leadership, just flying blind without a single fuck given..
Strap in regards, you ain’t seen shit yet lol
[+6] u/Aggravating_Map_4890: TIE ME TO A CRUISE MISSILE AND SEND ME TO TEHRAN I AM READY
[+6] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Don't do leverage, kids......
Lost 30k on METU/META balls deep in margin, right before it fucking fell off a cliff.
I feel fucking numb right now...
[+6] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Breaking🚨🚨🚨: In a swing of events, META has been granted $500 Billion in defamation lawsuit to be paid by families of “victims”
[+6] u/Leading-Future6691: Sorry bols.. got calls. Market might dump all day today
[+6] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: My port looks like this weekly
\+0.10%
\+0.42%
\+0.38%
\-4.45%
\+0.21%
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: U.S. PENDING HOME SALES DROP SHARPLY
U.S. pending home sales fell 2.3% in July, missing expectations for a 0.6% increase.
Higher mortgage rates weighed on demand, while record home prices continued to pressure buyers.
The West fell 4.7%, the steepest regional decline, while the Northeast dropped 2%.
Compared with a year earlier, pending sales were down 2.2%.
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Im tired of getting fucked
[+6] u/luchinocappuccino: For a dump it’s not too different than the volume of the last few sessions
[+6] u/orcassharks: Meta calls. This thing going back to 600 in one trading day. It’s been like this all summer.
Their AI is actually better than Gemini.
[+6] u/NecromancyAndFries: Hello everyone. I am unemployed Caucasian man with no shirt and pants that have a weird stain. I am your economy manifest.
[+6] u/ElderDwarf: blood red open today
[+5] u/96024resu: my calls are fucked less than 24hrs in
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Long oil and yields
I miss Sleepy and Jerome
[+5] u/PM_ME_M00SE_KNUCKLE: LOL mu candle going soft after just two minutes. How pathetic.
[+5] u/Euphoric_Guide_8788: Once again everything is going down the drain... should have bought a dog not shares.....
[+5] u/strawberrryy222: oil going down probs in few hours ceasefire announcement?
[+5] u/Ceyenne18: all that red and we only at 15+ Vix.
wait till it hits 20-25
[+5] u/Responsible_Truck491: Bulls, you can run before the disaster.
[+5] u/Live-Ad-5433: Rug of the century with sandick
[+5] u/Pharrel4: \- It's over.
\- It's what? Over. \*static\*
[+5] u/Comfortable_Thing611: All the moves happen overnight, trading hours are strictly for theta.
[+5] u/peopeopeopeo10: FINALLY NETFLIX FINALLY
[+5] u/Ok_Ambassador_4311: What in the fuck is going on out here
[+5] u/Vino-Decanto: I’ll say this - do NOT sell your LEAPS today
[+5] u/Midnightruined: This is so bullish why can’t people see it
[+5] u/Juliusmobile: This is the Nike guy’s fault. I blame him.
[+5] u/No_Fig_7835: Think how bad this would be if we didn’t control the strait and it wasn’t open
[+5] u/GonnaWinSoMuch7: Not selling. Learned the hard way with MU lol
[+5] u/br0botic: Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy
[+5] u/dontslambro: Think it’s cooked bro
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Horaaayy another day of losing my ass.
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: Regards stopped spamming htz 😂looks like the baggies accepted being longterm community members 😂😂😂
[+5] u/MaffYootube: This bull recovery is starting to look an awful lot like a big fat dead cat bounce
[+5] u/Hodgey91: I’m 50% cash. It feels kinda freeing I’m not gonna lie
[+5] u/smellyfingernail: It’s so funny seeing how people here react to a -1.4% day I’m just imagining what it would be like if we got a Korean -8%
[+5] u/Majestic-Bass6772: you better move, you better dance
[+5] u/PhoenixAK777: Could someone halt the trading of the following tickers: SOXL, MU, SNDK, WDC, STX thank you
Enough trading for today
[+5] u/WallStreetRobert: There are so many bulls here begging for a V-shaped recovery or a tweet from 🥭 🎢🧸
[+5] u/Pale-Loss7806: The price action for the past 2 weeks has been regarded asf😭
[+5] u/neverseengreen: So market will continue flat/down until midterms are over?
[+5] u/kazkeb: Ahhh I recognize this pattern... it's the "slinky down the stairs" pattern
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: Memory going up always fucks up everything else. Hate memory tards
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: someone out there is getting fucked in the ass
[+5] u/Wall_St_Bussy: He got banned? **Pump it.**
[+5] u/BentoMan: Disney lawyers kind of genius. If they fought 🥭 a year ago, the backlash would hurt their bottom line. Now 🥭 stock/approval has tanked, so it’s a good time.
[+5] u/Im_a_good_Gentle-man: Guys I just saw a McLaren supercars early in the morning. So I know it's going to be a good. They're like unicorn waking up early in the morning.
[+5] u/ElectronicShoulder26: V is not in the room with us
[+5] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: Why the fuck is GLD not ATH???
[+5] u/_SAi-: "Some people are saying that the strait has never been more open"
[+5] u/ElderDwarf: how bout dem netflix
[+5] u/georgesoflydda: Can we just for once, make a gay party and buy puts.
[+5] u/Mountain_Return4445: What the fuck is happening?!!!?!?
[+5] u/Big-Safe3031: If SPCX goes to $600 today, I will make $43,000. That’d be kinda neat.
[+5] u/samuraiboy07: what should i deploy my 7$ into
[+5] u/JonTargaryenOfficial: Panic sell everything. It's fucking over
[+5] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Face ripping V at open
[+5] u/WhoDoYouKnowHereB: Sure but if he’s 2 years early that shit could be $700 by the time all this comes down, at that point he might as well have been wrong lmao
[+5] u/ikasey24: We’re ending this week sub 750
[+5] u/spez_eats_nazi_ass: because you like getting gaped?
[+10] u/Happy-n-Healthy: The name is Bond...30 Year Bond (head nod)
[+9] u/Alcapone-1925: The last two weeks have been like groundhogs day in here. Y'all just say the same shit over and over again.
[+9] u/Force_Hammer: 🤦🤦♀️🤦♂️
https://preview.redd.it/urbd57t5c5kh1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=c970d68de9eb4703e33576deaece345d30742610
[+8] u/No_Presentation9490: "they're manipulating the price to crash so that you sell so they can buy in lower" is the most regarded cope ever devised, why is it so common on reddit
[+8] u/Ble_h: AXIOS, release a peace deal right the fuck now.
[+8] u/Queasy_Soil9646: 🥭 you stupid fucking idiot, fumbling a massive technological lead with retarded wars
[+8] u/regardus_maximus: PETITION TO START SAYING "RETARD" AGAIN INSTEAD OF "REGARD". LIKE THIS POST TO MAKE WALLSTREETBETS RETARDED AGAIN
[+8] u/regardus_maximus: FUCK COMPUTERS, WE DONT NEED COMPUTERS, WE NEED BIG BOOBS AND WET PUSSY
[+8] u/Bokehmon_: Just put the fries in my ass bro 🍟
[+8] u/0biWanChernobyl: So 🥭 saied the silent truth that there were no peace talks and market is now in panic mod, even though everyone knew that???
[+8] u/Upset-Motor-2602: There is no V coming...
[+8] u/BearlyBearishBear: #THE HOUSE OF CARDS FALLS TODAY ♥️♦️♣️♠️
[+8] u/WordsHappenedHere: Can this fat fucking 🥭 stay off Fox News and Twitter for a couple days and maybe stfu
[+7] u/zorna0: what a shitty ass day
[+7] u/kerrykingzgo-T: Woke up 70% ⬆️ traded my way into ⤵️ 30%. 👍🏻
[+7] u/Weebdo: Buy calls when it's going up, it starts going down. Buy puts when it's going down, it starts going up.
[+7] u/Bokehmon_: Monke just wanted to get rich
[+7] u/mayorolivia: SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
[+7] u/oknBagholding: Bro what is this market why is every individual stock either +10% or -10% how do you even trade
[+7] u/Orin_n: It's gonna be green again by eod
[+7] u/SpaceXBear: Strait is closed and there won’t be any more oil reserves in two weeks
[+7] u/Mission_Ad_6234: Just unshared my location with her I’m free
[+7] u/yahooms: # UNFKINGBELIVABLE, I AM DOWN 9% ON STOCKS ALONE????!!!?/!!!
[+7] u/Mud_Hat41: Koreans that just bought US tech stocks. RIP
[+7] u/Routine-Agent-160: Is this fucking bastard going to taco or not? Fucking retarded piece of shit.
[+7] u/jacksmeoffski: Transferring your wealth to their pockets
[+7] u/e30jawn: Oh spy is down a little over half a percent. Thats like 75% of WSB with blown up ports.
[+6] u/giraffe_wrassler: Yahoo finance titles be like
“stocks run out of steam as news of Scott bessent’s alleged diarrhea circulates”
[+6] u/jijitalk: STOP DUMPING YOU FUCKING FAT WHORE
[+6] u/LaHhxL: Semis and memory trading like penny stocks
[+6] u/yeedub: I don't think he gives a fuck about the midterms anymore which means bulls are fucked
[+6] u/No_Presentation9490: redditors: if you zoom out far enough it doesn't matter that your mag7 single stocks underperformed the s&p for the past 6 years. you should have bought in 2010
[+6] u/wave_action: This feels like a no trade kind of day
[+6] u/LordRoyaltyJr: Missile Alerts In Dubai… 🚨
[+6] u/Ok_Rent5670: lol Rddt pumped 11% on S&P 500 inclusion and lost it in 2 trading days. Can’t make it up.
[+6] u/Pr_Master27: I bought the SOXL dip and it dipped again. Now what?
[+6] u/yahooms: # GIVE MY MONEY BACK WTF
[+6] u/Leather-Rub6610: Sold my NBIS puts too soon.
[+6] u/bemeda: Come on spy, I rarely ever root for you
[+6] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: They are putting chemicals in the water that turns the frogs gay
[+6] u/SarcasticTrumpet: The absolutely iconic "too many poor people just bought puts, pump it"
[+6] u/blm4lyfe: No jobs = no more 401k to pump the market
[+6] u/LoathedOne: Is it time to freak the fuck out and sell everything?
[+6] u/Boring_Ad7277: 2 weeks of up just got canceled with 1 candle. nice
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: All I do is catch falling knives
[+6] u/Pr_Master27: Just don’t open the app
[+5] u/throwaway9gk0k4k569: Seeing SMCI down only -2.82% on a day when old-school semiconductor stocks like ON/GFS/AMKR and similar are down -6%, is weird.
[+5] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: The stock market is a transfer of wealth from regards to other regards
[+5] u/MothmanAbove: spy stuck is kinda cute. whos a big boy!
[+5] u/Dust-Sea: BREAKING: Taco to use bunker busting bombs to open a new strait through Oman. The new strait to be named Ivanka's Canal.
[+5] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Only way to make money with SPY today is 1dte, moving too slowly for 0dtes as theta eats your ass
[+5] u/SugarandSiin: im not gonna lie dude, we're gay.
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Ohh yeah i bet you like that negative gamma all over your face bol
[+5] u/Desperate_Property31: fucking naked shorts for the win
[+5] u/ez399017: I don’t like what I’m seeing
[+5] u/Conscious_Bit_3656: so much for the people who were counting on the president to save the market, lol
They just had their azz handed to them, lol
Meanwhile the president has no planned talks...not looking good for bulls
[+5] u/daddysgirl794: People really think a flash drive company should be worth $250 billion 🤣
[+5] u/Competitive-Elk9326: 🥭says there’s no talks or negotiations scheduled with Iran so I think we know what that means
Fake 60 day ceasefire extension incoming!!!! 🐂🐂📈📈📈
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: you fuckers are pumping $NKE LMAO
[+5] u/Top-Fig845: I knew it was too good for too long fuck off hahahah
[+5] u/Kickboy21: Holding RDDT aged me 5 years
[+5] u/pooterssssssssss: In this market it doesnt matter what news you get... contract, earnings, analyst upgrade... pump only lasts at best like 2-3 days.
Rddt for example got into SPY and pumped for 1 day before immediately bleeding
[+5] u/Your-Programmer: grok, give me a 100% growth stock. make no mistake
[+5] u/big-baller-47: Chat moving so fast no one will know I’m gay
[+5] u/FLRugDealer: 10 year? Down
DXY? Down
VIX? Hardly up
This shit is fake as fuck
[+5] u/Tirikemen: So, who went balls deep on SNDK yesterday just to turn around and get bent over the table today?
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #SPY down 0.6%, every stock down 5-10% LMAO🤌
[+5] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: Didn’t Cramer say buy the memory stocks yesterday? :kek: :kek: :kek: :kek: :clifford:
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: sirens and alerts going off in dubai, allegedly a ship is being targeted--drones suspected
[+5] u/JJGfunk: Ok, that's enough. V time.
[+5] u/TheFreshOne: "If QQQ goes green, I'll never touch options again"... he says for 99th time.
[+5] u/1-800-YOLO: Gunna be so fucking funny when some bs is cooked up and we go on a faceripper out of nowhere
[+5] u/SPEZ_IS_A_JABRONI: WE NEED TO CONTROL THE ECONOMY. RIGHT NOW THE ECONOMY IS CONTROLLING US!
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: Still haven’t really moved much from open price on SPY, could run down a lot more once buyers get exhausted.
[+5] u/snifflingmoon: The year is 2067, Supreme Lord Barron has just criminalized the use of the sell button, everyone is a billionaire and a loaf of bread costs over a trillion Barron coins
[+5] u/Jbrayboy: SPY $768 call and shits going down.
[+5] u/Ragnaroknight: Does the market only move on Mango Tweets now?
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: I think the bond market saw my Kroger receipt from this weekend $275 for a half grocery cart.
[+5] u/No_Rub5563: Bought the top of memory🤡🫵🏻
[+5] u/jacksmeoffski: Nike guy can get fucked
[+5] u/Grouchy-Pea-8745: NKE above 40 today was the most predictable thing ever after that guy's post
[+5] u/MyMomSaysImBeautiful: Please god If i hit one 10 bagger Ipromise to put everything in index fund 🙏
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: Angry bols keep downvoting, we are going lower.
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Gambling with med school student loans is the cheat code
[+5] u/yahooms: # I WISH FED IS LIKE WWE.
# THERE COMES A DAY WHERE JPOW IS BACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR DURING FOMC
# EVERYONE CHEERS, STOCKS POP 200%, BEARS IMPALED.
# FKKKK, DOING NOTHING AND MY STOCKS PORT IS DOWN 9%.... I AM DONE WITH OPTIONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO TO WIN, WTF.....9% IN A DAY ON STOCKS. THE FCKKKKKK. GIVE MY MONEY BACK
[+5] u/BRodIsRad: I wonder how the daily thread will be during a recession
[+5] u/bbbbombbbb: intra day trading has been complete shit since PDT removal. 90% of the move is after hours or premarket. you either scalp or get fucked
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: Who’s pooping rn? :feetswing:
[+5] u/Familiar_Emotion2105: “it’s all priced in”
[+5] u/AlmostAsianJim: Day 3 of nofap until $GOOGL reclaims $400.
[+5] u/jtvez: Can you still not say retard? Or is regard just baked too deeply into the lingo to ever leave?
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: Retard is reserved just for you
[+5] u/ryansjay: Nbis stunt on these hoes 😭
[+5] u/poozyfloor: 2035: "THE MARKET IS DOWN, CAN TRUMP COME BACK AND DO A TACO TUESDAY?"
[+5] u/AwkwardJuggernaut854: I never learn. Could have taken a small profit pre-market, but no I thought I'd get more at market open. Now it's dumped and I'm off out to get some vodka.
[+5] u/RealSchweddy: The Strait of Hormuz is now a US territory, how is that not bullish?
[+5] u/andytobbles: Spy is down 0.6% and you got everyone talking like it’s a -5% day or some shit lmao
[+5] u/edude127: Huge KLAR overreaction tbh
[+5] u/spaghetticode94: im buying calls, lets goooo
[+5] u/Hot-Pop-3250: Beneath the trees where nobody sees, they'll hide and seek as long as they please...
[+5] u/wildcat1055: ~~Timing the market~~
~~Time in the market~~
Tard in the market ✅
[+5] u/AshamedImagination50: My only regret is not having more funds to buy calls atm. Homeless or retirement here I come
[+5] u/Myrajes: I watched a video on Scam Altermen last night and I’m no longer convinced about ai
[+5] u/wyudtix: It’s gonna be another choppy day where both Bol and Ber gets fukd
[+5] u/No_Presentation9490: ken griffin selling rn
[+5] u/Complex-Video-2202: what happend? is the street closed again?
[+5] u/Zootzooted: Nice 315% on my puts
[+5] u/Particular-Pen2135: Remember Pearl Harbor
[+5] u/CumomEileen: I thought it felt toppy and I didn't sell, what a moron
[+12] u/Midpoint60: I'm experiencing a lot of growth in this market.
My utility bill is growing, the cost of my groceries is growing, my insurance premium is growing, the cost to put gas in my car is growing, the price for back-to-school supplies is growing, the cost of clothes is growing, the price for anything metal is growing, and my debt is growing.
[+11] u/WarenBoffet: so let me clear,
in the past 5 days : All bonds, 10y, 20y, 30y are up a lot
oil, cude, brent, all up
almost all stocks : down
QQQ loses almost 20$
and spy is, let me check, 10$ from all time high.... LMAO
[+10] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: When I make money, it doesn’t feel like real money.
When I lose money it feels very real, lol
[+10] u/kemar7856: Why did I buy that Korean trash skhy
[+9] u/chrisshutup: taco tuesday taco tuesday PLEASE TACO TUESDAY
[+9] u/carrollart: It was the bubble of times , it was the burst of times
[+8] u/IHadTacosYesterday: Does anybody else come here and just check out the first 10 comments to see if the market is pumping or dumping?
Without looking at any of the indices or anything? It's fun. You quickly know if the market is blood red, shrek candles or just treading water
[+8] u/tossaway1040: This market is torture to trade in, fuck this
[+7] u/pink_ego_box: The Strait is open
Your $100M tankers just have to avoid the $10k missile mopeds to go through
[+7] u/YourCautionaryTale: Too many of you bought puts, and now mine aren't gonna print.
God, find your own plays and stop fucking up mine, you shit heads!
[+7] u/Bittertwitter: 3 hrs just to end up dead flat
[+7] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Why market is down today:
30-year Treasury yields hit 5.32%, the highest since 2007, with long-dated yields at multidecade highs globally. US crude topped $85 as Middle East tensions showed no sign of easing, Trump rejected extending the 60-day temporary ceasefire with Iran.
[+7] u/CuckedbyPowell: Bury seen stroking it out of his Santa Clara office today, with LULU up and AI-related stocks down
[+7] u/Apprehensive-Two5725: Let’s be honest tomorrow gonna be right back to green beans
[+7] u/wafflepiezz: People here are bearish on memory again?
Bullish
[+6] u/ecphiondre: I just want to see a consecutive -5% drop for 2-3 days please!!
[+6] u/arbitraryBlue: SPY $772 EOD, trust me I'm a scientist
[+6] u/syedhuda: bers are back in town with the vengance of a thousand suns- just remember that bers get 1 week bulls get 11 months and 3 weeks
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: ASTS recovering, inshallah 🙌
[+6] u/DuAbUiSai: Greed got me again. Didn’t close off my puts when it was up 80%
[+6] u/Useful_5646: OH!! YOU GONA MAKE ME INVEST
[+6] u/tenfthigher: The VIX straight up forgot how to work
[+6] u/zuziannka: Chewssdaayyyy innit?
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: Chat moving too slow everyone gonna see I'm a LOSER and am LOSING MONEY
🙁😭😭😭😭😭
[+6] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: Give us another 3% on the Qs and everyone who bought the last 2 weeks will question their life LOL!
[+5] u/stock_dude9: Cramer called the top on MU by saying it’s time to buy for the double
[+5] u/Correct_Advice3457: OH GOD YOU GONNA MAKE ME be greedy when others are fearful
[+5] u/LaserGuy626: Made a little in SPY calls going from 768 to 769 and Apple calls just cuz the market likes to buy Apple when all the other shit dumps
[+5] u/Xzlk: Well here’s the V. Back to all time highs next week. Seen this shit I kid you not 25 times in a row now.
[+5] u/malleable7: This is healthier than going up for 3 months straight
[+5] u/SteakEater137: I wonder if Donald realizes he's setting up the easiest home run of all time for his replacement.
Whoever they are, first minute in office: "All the stupid ass illegal tariffs are done and were not doing this middle east shit"
SPY +10% within the hour.
[+5] u/Apple2o: I was told stocks only go up
[+5] u/AntiqueAd6496: NVDA noooo, you’re too sexy to be this low 🥴
[+5] u/No-Sympathy-686: Half cash
Half stock
Half mast
Half cawk
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: The level of ‘this time is different’ from young ones when we’ve seen this exact thing play out before is wild. The wildest part tbh
[+5] u/EdoTensei10: people literally do decide overnight that chips aren't cool anymore
[+5] u/JaxIsBadDontPick__: Institutions decide so they can buy in at a lower price and then sell at a peak and repeat forever
[+5] u/rygypi: No dump or pump. Only theta
[+5] u/One-Ad-6611: Release the orochimaru files
[+5] u/Chokeslam2Hell: I thought SNDK was going to recover 😔
[+5] u/stock_dude9: I sure hope those people piling into SNDK yesterday at $1800 are adding again here at $1620
[+5] u/MyDogsNameIsTim: Full port Meta at these prices. The trial is just noise, nothing will happen.
[+5] u/Turbulent-Living-day: Trump rhymes with pump and dump
[+5] u/Correct_Advice3457: Today i feel my money is better invested in drugs and hookers
[+5] u/SerialStrategist: Today might be a go outside and touch grass kind of day because that's the only green I have to look forward to.
[+5] u/BackgroundCicada4877: Rate hike Inc Sept im 93% sure of it
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: Normally I'd buy more puts here so I should get calls? But it looks dumpy so puts? But since I settled on puts it's probably ready to pump, so calls?
[+5] u/PhotonicsIsFried: The market is red but msft is barely green. Classic.
[+5] u/tothemoon_probably: Anyone gonna buy muu in pre market or is it just me
[+5] u/vermilli21: Fuck me really, Home Depot earnings are flat....guess you cant win them all
[+5] u/retiredalavalathi: I want to see a circuit-breaker atleast once in my life. Please...
[+5] u/grandfatherdog: Feel stupid for listening to whoever said KLAR would rip on earnings. That shit is dead.
[+5] u/imusuallydrunkatnine: Are we breaking 7700 today?
[+5] u/steem99: NBIS looking very tempting as a put this week after +40% in past 5 days and 75 P/E
[+5] u/Steve529882: 300 SPY 773 @ 0.16 avg. this is going to print hard
[+5] u/rampagepete: i mean we went straight up for like a week, gotta take a breather eventually
[+5] u/BicycleAggressive312: I’m literally the definition of buy high sell higher
[+5] u/Sure-Speed1799: This was not the plan. The plan was AI rally until Sept, then cash gang.
[+5] u/Additional_Bar_2462: I guess those economic nerds were right when they said August is a bad month
[+5] u/MXY2022: Should have sold yesterday when I had the chance
[+5] u/noliftflaco: damn full on tech dump
[+5] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: SNDK Can do it, it has the regard strength, i've seen it before
[+5] u/Sovetcki: This feels very dumpy
[+5] u/Vlashaaak: Dollar is shit, time to buy some metal etf
[+5] u/quantitativeappeasin: Am i an Htz bagholder lol
[+5] u/chainerection: Portfolio down : Jesus pls lemme breakeven
Portfolio at breakeven : Haha, +150% next 🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/Additional_Bar_2462: Bought 945 mu lottos yday and it printed
[+5] u/thethor1231: Cmon Shrek give Spy a good time
[+5] u/Ok_GAINZ: I want markets open 24/7, but also want the people who catch overnight moves arrested.
[+5] u/PatrickSebast: The US should just build a bunch of low cost giant wooden horse shaped boats and move them through the straight to catch mines and missiles. If they don't shoot the horses we can start hiding oil inside - if they do shoot the horse we are wasting their ammo.
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Watch this whole sub go long Nike and sell a share of Nvidia to buy some sneakers and then start becoming sneakerheads. It might happen
[+5] u/Panacamana: It appears that Donny T has no interest in damage control for the midterms. Him and Bessemer are full speed ahead for a damn cliff.
[+5] u/yomama_yodaddy: Not even trading anymore but news looks like shit + deadlines included? TACO inbound
[+14] u/ChipWong82: He said no, new wars.
[+13] u/PenguinOfB00m: Last week I chickened out of all the best trades
This weeks I full ported into the worst trades
what the actual fuck
[+13] u/Gold-Release-1186: I finally bought puts. Bottom is in
[+11] u/Jumpy_Complaint_9331: slept in. down $47k today. good times
[+9] u/Airizom: Im going to literally end myself
[+8] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Just risked 50k to make 75 bucks. Time to jack off.
[+7] u/Uzofugs2112: I find it simply astonishing that anyone would invest in RDDT.
The worst ad placement I have ever seen online despite being a theoretically perfect environment for ad placement.
An app that looks and performs like a college student’s DIY project.
Extremely run of the mill takes on either side of basically any controversy will get you banned from most major subreddits depending which mod is doing it for free at that time.
Trigger happy permabans for, again, run of the mill opinions that most people hold while struggling to grow users.
COO ostensibly would short it if possible.
LLM training data that is simply not anywhere near as important to Google as Redditors seem to think and, more importantly, has already been sold to Google for pocket change.
They’ll be delisted within a decade.
[+7] u/whodowhodo: If you had inversed my last 10 trades even with just 1k starting capital yous be a millionaire no joke
[+7] u/Provolone-Jones: Is there a term for this situation? Not really war, not really peace, but occasional love taps and threats of ending civilizations?
[+7] u/Forward-Marzipan326: Just bought spy puts so I’m expecting $800 EOW. You’re welcome bulls.
[+7] u/EnginrA: My SNDK calls not looking so good
[+7] u/Gnargoyles: What happens to the hertz apes. I thought they were holding the line. LMAO BAGGIES
[+7] u/svpa3991: Man options can suck. Stock down .5%, option loses 7%. Stock goes up 1%, options lose 3%. Stock goes up 4% and options gain 5% lmao
[+7] u/Rando-1919: BRO FUCKING BORINGGGGGG
[+7] u/DynoJoe27: tech bros should abandon ship and become oil and gas bros
[+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Holy shit people are still paying for NFLX
[+6] u/chobro17: I've always dreamed of buying high and selling low. I'm glad my dream has been coming true on a daily basis now
[+6] u/HarHoneyBun: spy needs to liquidate me or make me rich I am so tired of this straight across from 11 AM to 4 PM
[+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: I made 2 dollar from doing surveys what can I buy
[+6] u/Vincent_van_Guh: Bought META today and already regret it
[+6] u/Rando-1919: FUCKING BORING JUST MOVE
[+5] u/shmito17: META - learn from NKE and JUST DO IT. $600 is where you belong.
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times
[+5] u/Molten-Helldiver: Flatline after morning movement is the new thing. If you haven’t made money 2 hours in probably just wait for the next day
[+5] u/IXI_Bman: Remember when index's moved $5-10 intra day. Your lucky to get $1 at most. Shits so rigged everybody should just stop trading this garbage market.
[+5] u/nocashflow_: cnbc hosts should have to say their position sizes
[+5] u/niaqr: I quit drinking now I don't know what to do with my gains
[+5] u/PhotoSpheres: Breaking: Trump just said “the ayatollah of Iran, nasty guy by the way, he’s a real nasty guy who has been treating me very unfairly. His people hate him, you can see it in the streets, they are protesting and begging me for help, its all very sad. But the ayatollah has just extended the ceasefire for another 60 days. People tell me that we should still hit them and hit them good during that time, but I won’t, but I might, and I probably will”
[+5] u/Regarded-Mastodon: Call an ambulance...but not for me! (Just for my port)
[+5] u/EitherCharge3779: Trump said no new wars
[+5] u/drpa1n: Mama ain’t raised no bull
[+5] u/OptionGamble: This year has been tough to trade
[+5] u/Rando-1919: I full ported into 0dte spy puts
[+5] u/E39_CBX: Is there fucking ANYTHING tradable right now? Or just wait for a higher volume day. This is boring as fuck.
[+5] u/_LordCat: Bear market is postponed till we're all 10x leveraged
[+5] u/Fiddli: https://preview.redd.it/arnktmgey5kh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c88616c734837c2fcc9ee69c046a6d35038c4d01
NFLX will be on a tear these next couple weeks
[+5] u/AlasKansastan: YOU MM'S AND HEDGE FUNDS ARE FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS
BURN IN HELL YOU COWARD COCKROACHES
FUCK YOU
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: They tricked me into thinking volatility is back but it aint
[+5] u/YellowCompetitive990: Thank god I took profits for MU and SNDK yesterday
[+5] u/ebfeebfe: I've never seen such market movements in my over 17 weeks of market-experience
[+5] u/Low_Truck_7049: discussing whether to use nuclear weapon on Iran is crazy shit LOOL
[+5] u/RolandHinkebein: Liquidated 3 mins in
[+5] u/AlasKansastan: It's time for a mm and hedge fund beatdown. We can't keep allowing these fake headlines and the switching back and forth every 12 hours. This is bullshit. The algorithms are bullshit. These funds are no different than insurance companies, pharma companies, politicians and their lobbies. They are the lobbies. Fuck these motherfuckers, fuck trump, its time for some fucking accountability. But we aint gonna get it
[+5] u/Cav829: I want to collect every "META is generational wealth" post since November and make it into a giant meme troll face.
[+5] u/xeemyy: If you buy or hold META you are an idiot.
[+5] u/ebfeebfe: Just woke up. Capitalism ded?
[+5] u/donkeybray: The market failed to make me feel better today.
[+5] u/Civil_Librarian_6445: To the idiots who are buying this shit up, I hope it rugs at open
[+5] u/Hot_Sacks: Choose your experience:
\-Bear trap at open, margin liquidations then pump
\-Bull trap at open, knives falling everywhere
\-Early volatility then grind sideways
[+5] u/AXSXCE: So what did I miss, why's pre market blood red
[+5] u/Any_Life_6178: Oh so today everyyyyyyyone cares about bond rates?😂 10s been climbing for a while
[+5] u/Consistent-Kale-8776: here comes the rug muthafukas!!!
[+5] u/Shoty6966-_-: WHERE DID I PUT MY VAPE
[+5] u/TreGet234: Spy to be pinned in this range until eoy.
[+5] u/doortoNarnia: i'm a simple man, i make 500 bucks on a red day and i fuck off
[+5] u/Foreigntragedy: Why is every day so fucking boring holy shit
[+5] u/ThisIsMyFinalArc: want to have a heart attack? go buy nbis options and watch nbis graph all day
[+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: spy about to go off a cliff
[+5] u/Happy_Permission5781: Sellers going for lunch soon, green eod
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: The fucking idiot is still saying the strait is open.
[+5] u/MustardQuenelle: entire market is down yet NKE is back over 40
[+5] u/Fortnait739595958: One stupid reddit post and CDNL does +10%
[+11] u/quuxquxbazbarfoo: hate my fucking job, fucking shoot me
[+9] u/LostMallDoll: I was told very confidently that MU would be 1600 by now and 2000 by the end of the year. Fucking MUtards.
[+8] u/Asleep-Implement5938: guys dont worry, theres still 2 more hours. SPY will bounce off 768, move back up to the 100 ema, reject, and continue doing that until 3:45 to eat everyones contracts. we act like its bull vs bear but its really retail vs MM's.
[+8] u/Infinite-Broccoli535: The risk reward ratio is terrible, have to put up $1000 to make $15
[+8] u/Flat-Focus7966: One tweet & all those puts will turn into ash.........
[+7] u/ebitdasga: Crazy how 500b+ companies can just drop 6-10% with no news and stay flat all day. This market is rigged
[+7] u/Rrrandomalias: lol these theta days are so boring. Barcode a bit in the morning then bounce around a small range all day
[+6] u/Fast-Steak-7730: A Green Day will erase these red days
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: I can already tell I should have taken the week off
[+6] u/kumako10: let's liquidate michael burry
[+6] u/Rich-Badger-7601: Impossibly funny to me that a guy got permabanned for calling the NKE rebound 12 hours early lmao
[+6] u/Immediate_Sorbet9940: How about Google? How about 400 and thick? How about talented and respectful?
[+6] u/b1mm3rl1f3: Last night I was 2 girls away from a threesome
[+6] u/0DTE4Me: Buy calls if you have balls
[+5] u/ap1618: See you in May 2027 for the bull market resumption
[+5] u/Designer-Salt-3119: Koreans are gonna need the hotline pinned tomorrow
[+5] u/Few_Adhesiveness2963: Imagine how the stock market would look if we were not dragged into this pointless conflict…
[+5] u/CWB2208: I feel like I died and I'm in purgatory.
[+5] u/BriackYOLO: Can someone smart explain me why we actually down today?
[+5] u/Cosmorto: gayest market known to man
[+5] u/ZeroSumTruths: Bessent is running out of fake money to save Yen. What to do next?
[+5] u/adarkuccio: So the worst is done right?
[+5] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Should not have financed all those burritos
[+5] u/Interesting_Leg8859: # might as well just cut my dick off
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Holy shit! I think I’m winning. My RH game is green right now!
[+5] u/kumako10: can we rug pull the bers please?
[+5] u/Thisispaartaaa: who knew rock bottom had a basement
[+5] u/Specific-Quail-3697: Imagine shitting out the ass right now
[+5] u/wotton: The music is playing man stop talking
[+5] u/C12897: literally just buy spy calls on open and go back to bed come back at 3pm
[+5] u/Knarz97: Why did everyone say Klarna calls yesterday fuck my chungus life
[+5] u/WindNo3445: Bought some cheap 770s expiring today, prepare to hit a new LOD by 2 PM
[+5] u/Liminal_Aspect: Starting to think the bond market is signaling the domino cascade…
The market will be shaken. Not stirred. Because it’s Bond, Treasury Bond.
[+5] u/TopDesigner6211: I don't ask for much. Just GOOG SPY AAPL SNDK PLUG BULL to all run up simultaneously by at *least* 20%
[+5] u/Fast_Reputation_5666: LOL i just saw that mango posted on Truth Social at 9:30 on the dot today lmao
[+5] u/fknbtch: this price action is ass
[+5] u/tryingtohitchall: LMFAOif spy dumped 10 cents more i wouldvr been liquidated, i held through -70% into 20% gain
[+5] u/Unlikely-Run-400: Bull trap. False break out. SPY 760 see you soon
[+5] u/zfooch: Perfect time to buy more qqq puts, so much panic selling
[+10] u/bakeonwakeup: US Debt Nearing $40T; Home Depot earnings Better Than Expected
great headline
[+10] u/Leading_Form_8485: I think im gonna stick with leaps
[+10] u/ThatCuriousCoconut: The SPY will go up like 0.05% in five minutes and people are seriously like 'market is picking up' 🤡
[+8] u/LarsTarkas: Everything is fucking red but spy barely budged
[+7] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Some poor bull spent his last $14 buying calls from me this morning lmao.
[+6] u/upvx: they going to rug into close like yesterday. F
[+6] u/HoldUpWoahThere: I bought sk hymen, time for the shit to collapse 🫡
[+6] u/remilk123: But fr tho. We are literally at the endgame. Can 🥭 just accept the deal already. It’s been 6 months
[+6] u/DrumpfTheBern: Memory cooling a bit before going back to ATH
[+5] u/Trashpanda7193: Such a controlled swan dive down
[+5] u/NewlyOld31: Should've bought puts instead of calls last week. Fuck. My. Life.
[+5] u/organicMango_: RDDT goes rocket down
[+5] u/spilledonwhite: Are we really going to theta all day holy shit
[+5] u/westcoastlink: GONE! MY PROFITS THEY ARE!
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Its time for me to take all of my overnight winnings, dump them into the downward trend.. then watch it just get thetafucked sideways all day.
[+5] u/SupportMedium9487: oh my god michael burry was right
[+5] u/Regenbooggeit: GOOG to 400
NVDA to 275
SNDK to 2500
MU to 1700
RKLB to 150
ASTS to 125
NBIS to 400
Is that really too much to ask?
[+5] u/n00bL0rd42069: THIS WHOLE SHIT IS RIGGED
[+5] u/ieatbreqd: Being bullish in this market is like fucking you cousin, Sure it feels good now. But sooner or later it will bite you in the ass
[+5] u/Outside_Ad4446: Well now that we are back to a BER market and all the GHEY BOLS are DEAD lets keep DUUUMPING!.!.!.🥳🥳🥳🥳
[+5] u/OhMyGodMyNutz: We're at a point where a confirmed nuke would be more bullish than another tweet.
[+5] u/Rock_or_Rol: Is zuck about to pop the bubble?
[+5] u/powerboner: LOL I just saw RDDT erased it’s entire pump. That’s what you get for rejecting my job applications, cunt.
[+5] u/IllustratorRare9102: So how many hours until "Signs of a peace deal?".
[+5] u/Civil-Soup2863: To the regard yesterday that laughed at me for saying everyone should be taking profits after the pump, fuck you I was right.
[+5] u/MartianInvestor: https://preview.redd.it/ys70m7uxn6kh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34ecb1e8f4da2ef9c1ae5fc32ae87035f6c2168a
What’s this one called?
[+5] u/Jobisa: Wtf RDDT a few billion in shares off the market and you shit yourself?
[+5] u/Solmangrundy: This is how the market work. If you have no money stuff goes up. When you have money and buy, it goes down
[+5] u/Capau15: rddt u piece of shit i m gonna switch to myspace
[+5] u/Independent-List-242: Has anyone here already mastered the art of detecting the bots’ narrative and trading based on it?
[+5] u/Capau15: Rddt is such a meme stock, wtf is this? Up 20% just to lose it all in not even a full week lmao
[+5] u/piszczel: Bond markets calling bullshit on everything
[+5] u/JayRoo83: The easiest way to bankrupt WSB is for SPY to rampage 5% in a month then just, like, not do that again the next month
[+5] u/Teccho: RDDT going to 0, insane
[+5] u/Leading_Form_8485: I lose money on fundamentals then gain it back gambling in spx. Bad times.
[+5] u/ieatbreqd: Fundamental trading is dead
[+5] u/Awkward-Yellow-3228: called it: [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vr33v4/comment/p4aef3l/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vr33v4/comment/p4aef3l/?context=3)
[+5] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Looking at the dumpster fire like, whatever is struggling to be born is gonna fuck up some ports so bad
[+5] u/teflondon14: How much longer until we get a v?
[+5] u/Even-Leadership-1726: Once buyers get tired for spy it’s cooked
[+5] u/UnkleSambo: To all those adrenaline junkies that comment “boring ass market” every day… what the hell would you consider exciting?
[+11] u/Nut_Negative: They got rid of PDT and switched all market moves to after hours. Touche
[+11] u/LegitimateShameHands: RDDT going to be the first company ever to be added to S&P and get excluded again a week later due to negative stock Performance lmao
[+9] u/StocksStormTrooper: Buy the dip… green tomorrow
[+7] u/TheRealDipsos: I hate when my port isn t at ath
[+7] u/Little-Ebb2339: Cmon guys lets rotate back to semis and memory
[+6] u/CobblerInternal2703: reminder: days like this are precisely when the eye-popping call wins are bought. be greedy when others are fearful. and shit, if it doesnt work out, just ask your mom for more money you little investor, you.
[+6] u/Able_Web2873: Nbis is going back to $150 ain’t it?
[+6] u/riteofpass: The May highs really feel like a fever dream at this point
[+6] u/SmilkyD: I picked the wrong week to start playing 0dte spy again.
[+6] u/MarginCalledManager: made 4k today but feels like I lost 500k.. one flush away from valhalla
[+6] u/AwakenedBeast616: They kept it PERFECTLY FLAT from 9:30 until 2:30 (thus far) and there are still people who don't think MMs pin the market to bleed out options.
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: # Buy the dip regards
[+5] u/AerieZealousideal330: *No means NO! Ghey bears. I don't want that thing in my annos.*
[+5] u/AGreasyPorkSandwich: We are getting a ballroom though, at least.
Well, *we* arent. The billionaires are. We get some more debt.
Maybe we should try saying thank you?
[+5] u/scm66: I've been diagnosed.
[+5] u/M13alint: It’s over burn it all, every dollar, *checks port,* all 5 of them, burn the $5
[+5] u/SpiderWil: semi red is caused by macro, not the stocks themselve, they will come back up
[+5] u/music_is_gud: As a bol, now I understand how dinosaurs 🦖 felt 65 million years ago
[+5] u/razeusv2: Don't do this to me MU, you were on a roll!
[+5] u/CauliflowerNo6976: Just damp it....anything to whipe that stupid grin off Scott Bessents face. Never seen a more sniveling suit in my life
[+5] u/Open_Pollution_8038: META keeps dipping I guess I’ll just keep buying.
[+5] u/ZYHUA: In a day like this, everyone turns into "Investors"
[+5] u/qx2: I was told bounce was guaranteed!? I demand a recount!
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Won** — /u/stock_dude9 (3W - 1L, 75%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **SNDK** ▲ | $1604.27 → $1630.00 | +1.6% | 1h 37m | Won |