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[+17] u/octopus4488: SPY to ATH. Gold to ATH. Oil to ATH.
I am .. Optimistic Prime!
[+15] u/HighwayExotic2808: Department of War is currently 0-1 with winning wars since the name change
[+14] u/2020isgreat: It's like we intentionally crafted a plan to give Iran the most leverage possible lmfao
[+14] u/Scepticflesh: spending my son college fund on MU. Kid is retarded anyway
[+13] u/JohanLiebert92: Valentina Nappi one of the GOATS for sure...
[+11] u/Consistent-Panda-505: HTZ all the way up obviously
[+10] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: "Grandpa, why is my inheritance Hertz bags" cried little Billy as you lay on your deathbed.
[+9] u/Ble_h: AXIOS better have a “peace deal is close” article ready for tomorrow morning.
[+9] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: 3 hours 50 minutes until grand reopening of the Strait is announced.
[+9] u/Get_dat_money: Just need to 100x my port tomorrow and I'm good to go.
[+9] u/jacksmeoffski: I know what I'm doing...following senators bets with their insider trading
[+8] u/TibbersGoneWild: pls, i jst want to break even, i dont even want profits anymore
[+8] u/abnormal_heads: staying in cash and watering my dahlias, the market can wait
[+8] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: You merely adopted the regardedness. I was born in it and molded by it. See you at open.
[+8] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: the reason why ai is so cringe is because it's trained on reddit data. until that's changed, nothing gonna improve
[+7] u/TheBayHarbrButchr: Two things I always hold my pp and calls
[+7] u/jacksmeoffski: HTZ all dump no pump
[+7] u/WhyOverComplicated: For the love of god no chop
[+7] u/SnooCookies8223: No his name is Dick Hertz
[+7] u/diefy7321: Imagine you listened to the bers last year and took out your entire 401k out of the market cuz they scared you with the tariffs lmfaooooooooooo
[+7] u/onerandomcomputerguy: Alright buying more DRAM at open who's with me
[+6] u/EnginrA: It costs a lot for that Mercedes stretch sedan
[+6] u/Larkalis: I feel like a moron for holding too much cash and missed the August 1 pump
[+6] u/CallmeWooki: Too bullish in here, porting puts at open
[+6] u/king_of_all_retards: Tomorrow is going to be up or down
But always going to the right, right?
[+6] u/niceee_guyyy: Big green or red open?
[+6] u/ButtholeAnalogy: So many calls bought last week. Gonna absolutely tank tomorrow. Mango has no clue what he is doing.
[+6] u/Plastic-Research3144: First time in history a war was won by withdrawing
[+6] u/jacksmeoffski: Full port into HTZ and be a regard of the highest level, you'll be both broke and regarded
[+6] u/Thin-Leg-3494: If Intel mooned that would be great.
[+6] u/Haikoe: 🥭 gonna have to lube his ass for midterms
[+6] u/TheBayHarbrButchr: America should stick to making Avengers movies, and OF content war is not its forte
[+6] u/1k-to-1Mil: Next week i will either take a lambo or take the orders. M.U don’t fail me 👀
[+6] u/rockshiv: My money is on heinz over Hertz tbh
[+5] u/WillingnessMental731: Pokemon > Scamdisk
[+5] u/Wunder_Bred: Given how this market is, you might be better off actually playing baccarat
[+5] u/CaptainApeCommander: 1 hour and 49 minutes till straight is announced open
[+5] u/jacksmeoffski: Speaking of big dump
[+5] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: Spy 785 EOD tomorrow because it can that's why
[+5] u/BillyShears2015: At the gym and there’s only one chick dressed like an absolute tramp here today 😤
[+5] u/RocketDegenerate: this is a gambling reddit you fuck ass clown keep your normie shit somewhere else
[+28] u/MoistyCockBalls: I eat Snickers upside down, so I can feel the veiny part on my tongue. This way I can relate to my wife when she's with her boyfriend.
[+19] u/Firm-Public-9829: HTZ is gonna have a generation of bag holders sadly
[+16] u/M00NFAC3_69: Its kinda crazy that its 2026 and people still gargle Elon's nuts when he hasn't done anything innovative in probably 5+ years or more.
[+10] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: For the last time. HERTZ IS NOT AVIS. Yeah, shit load of short interest. But it’s not the type of short that will squeeze. Float is massive, it’s covered by convertible notes. It isn’t fucking CAR.
So sit down and put the hertz dnut in your ass.
[+10] u/financiallythriving: Black Monday tomorrow (S&P plunges 10% tomorrow)
Thesis: A tingle in my balls
[+10] u/Me-Regarded: Htz tards: meme runs must be organic and illogical madness with a good story. Your clear pump and dump spamming is seen a mile away and cringe worthy.
Please go away
[+9] u/McClintockC: This chop shop is telling me they can't convert my rental car into a disposable vape
I thought this was the 21st century
[+9] u/DesignerSea494: I explained a carry trade in a class on International Investments and this lady was like, “Oh, I don’t gamble. I just have a 401k.” What the fuck do you think a 401k is, Debbie!? Unless you have it in 100% Vanguard, “Cash under a mattress” fund.
[+9] u/daddysgirl794: Market crash on Monday followed by a rotation into the safe haven Hertz
[+8] u/Emilio___Molestevez: datacenters
rocketships
memory
[+8] u/fraggin601: RKLB over the weekend calls printing
[+8] u/spacemoses: Next time I get asked to round up for charity I'm going to ask them if they want to round down for charity instead.
[+8] u/Disastrous_Skirt_902: I’m putting 20k in calls on hertz, I don’t care if I lose it 😎💰
[+8] u/Sea-Result3239: Going all in memory because everybody is bearish now
[+8] u/Disastrous_Skirt_902: I said I was putting 20k in hertz calls, I’ve changed my mind… putting 40k now 😡🤔
[+8] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: These HTZ posts starting to get annoying
[+7] u/0DTEKing: If you don’t log into WSB weekends goes faster, try it
It works
[+7] u/Ordinary_News_6455: Some of you trade options at your local library and it shows.
[+7] u/TexasHazeMaster: In the middle of my annual watching of the big short
[+7] u/longschlong124: This is glorious. Black fucking monday. Lets go fat bulls
[+7] u/kryptonyk: Colonoscopy prep. Getting old sucks👴
[+7] u/Next-Sentence-8426: I just heard about this stock called HTZ and I think im on the ground floor with this one. Haven't seen anybody mention it here yet but all signs are pointing to a 3x or 4x. The upward catalyst ultimately depends on whether or not I can successfully trim my dogs nails without a violent struggle tomorrow before open
[+7] u/Purple_Bearkat: Monday and Tuesday we will be inundated with hertz spam, then reality will set in. Godspeed rental car bros. Hope you get out early enough.
[+7] u/hftrobo9285: Micron pls turn into Mooncron again
[+6] u/Thick-Bank5896: Alright boys how much money we losing this week. I'm aiming for 7k
[+6] u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1: Tomorrow I'm gonna wake up at 4am and my mind will start in with the whole "just one peek. It can't hurt anyone. You know you want to look. Just do it. Go into the office, and sit down at the computer. It'll take 30 seconds, you can look at a chart or two, it's OK. Just do it. You'll feel better knowing how fucked you are tomorrow when the market opens based on futes, then you can go back to bed."
And I'll never make it back to bed, because I am fucked, so I'll start revenge trading the futes markets, lose another few grand as I rattle the front doors of the casino. OPEN THE CASINO!!!!
I swear the voices in my head are friends with that Margin guy. They're all scammers
[+6] u/No_Current3675: spent some time out on the pond shit was tight
[+6] u/Mythralink: Holding onto my HRZ calls
[+6] u/Icommandyou: Futures on track to open hella green
[+6] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: You guys call them bots. I call them idiots.
[+6] u/Outside_Attorney2179: Got some hertz $2 options and these negative Nancie’s are making me feel bullish.
[+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Guys I don’t think stocks will make me rich I bought a lot of puts
[+6] u/PM_ME_M00SE_KNUCKLE: I keep hearing about these paid bots. Where can I get paid to be a bot?
[+6] u/confused_teabagger: >Trump says US is ‘only semi-negotiating’ with Tehran
I think I am going to semi-invest this week
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: Why did the weekend end so fast
[+6] u/Icommandyou: Hot take is 🥭 hit midlife crisis but in his 90s so decided to start wars everywhere. He should simply dye his hair black instead and call it a day
[+6] u/tellit11: Rubbed someone wrong yesterday with my feet and they're reporting all my comments!
Reddit; full of pussies. Not sure why I visit other subs.
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Vacation with the family just started. I need a vacation from my problems not a vacation with my problems .
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: Iran has been acting very strange lately..If they don’t comply with opening the Strait, were going to have to fuck them in the ass. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
\-DJT
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: This son of a bitch embarrasses us. I want to look down on other countries again 😭
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Two more weeks incoming
Two weeks to get the concept of a perimeter of an imaginary outline for a deal sketched out on the back of a McDonald's ketchup packet
[+5] u/ThatFUTGuy: the only thing you gotta know about tomorrow is RKLB & ASTS double space earnings, it’s gonna be printing
[+5] u/ThatFUTGuy: hopefully HTZ can finally get ran into the ground tomorrow to shut these bag holding fools up once and for all 🤣🤌🏼
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Don't forget to make profit tomorrow
[+5] u/Ocilla: Whatever happened to that Roaring Kitty fellow?
[+5] u/violet_evergarden8: Spamming htz would not help u load off ur bags bro, its gonna go sub 1.5 tmr
[+5] u/Due-Information-6277: A lot of people don’t know this but the best thing you can do for the environment is not to buy an electric car but instead use the car u have until it breaks. Lol.
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Who tf buys an ev for the environment?
[+5] u/Massive_Charity_7198: Feel a theta week cumming on
[+5] u/hftrobo9285: Sometimes on vacation I’ll drink coffee recreationally 🤓
[+5] u/Ill-Ad3311: Gold 5000 by end of year
[+5] u/McClintockC: I don't even want profits anymore
I don't want to go back to breakeven
I just want to see the world burn
[+5] u/AbjectProcedure3589: For some reason I bought 5 SPY 772 puts to hold over the weekend that expire Monday. My move is already in play. Either going to be out 1k or up 1k.
[+5] u/ThatFUTGuy: popcorn out, The Big Short playing, market in the biggest bubble of all time, no way of ever predicting it
Let’s go 🤌🏼
[+5] u/JuanMcGuiver: https://preview.redd.it/g8b51hp8zeih1.jpeg?width=698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=559a5b90e47d7408480810a3a11d94d204e70eed
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Recipe: add 2 tbsp of butter
Me: 4 tbsp it is!
[+5] u/Treverer: So 🥭 is „low-keying“ it with Iran
After being the least low-key being on this planet for the last 3 months
[+5] u/Quick1711: Why tf would decaf even be an option for coffee?
[+5] u/longlurke: Google paid 60m a year to get reddit data for their AI maybe that's why they are failing at it now.
[+5] u/JackORoses: Open the rental carsino
[+5] u/BriackYOLO: So if I post banbet and get it wrong i will be banned for 1 week? And if I win - what Reddit gives me?
[+5] u/DorisBurkeHairyHole: People really save for their kids college fund? For fuck sake stop babying your kid and let them take on debt and student loan like every body else
[+5] u/SPY_one_zillion: Mostly I have no clue what any of you are talking about
[+5] u/confusedandsmellyman: Anyone making any reference to HTZ going forward from this moment on is gay. Please treat this as an official and only notice.
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Kospians salivating at the thought of tanking their own stock market 🤤
[+5] u/Present_Abrocoma326: I’m really tempted to full-port into something regarded tomorrow. Any tips?
I'd prefer not to lose everything tho, but it's not mandatory
[+5] u/OriginalButterfly105: “Next pump and dump guys?” :pepeuwu: :sorrow:
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: You mean the bots? They’re good bots.
[+17] u/Either-Truth3407: damn can yall post something other than ber/bol r fukt?
[+16] u/wildcat1055: Just 5 minutes until we start waiting for 2 more hours and then we wait for another 11 hours and then we wait for 2.5 more hours.
[+15] u/sevyger89: * Futes move up/down 0.3%
* WSB: It's so over for [bers/bulls]
[+12] u/BuyTheFuckingDipss: A skill to master if you want to get ahead financially:
Resisting the urge to upgrade your lifestyle as you upgrade your income.
[+12] u/No_Presentation9490: Congratulatons on passing the final interview round for internship at Citadel Securities! Your first task is to astroturf social media by posing as a memory bull online. Make sure to include the words "forwards P/E", "Jevon's paradox" and "It's different this time"
[+10] u/CPA-hole: 9 minutes until my life has meaning again
[+10] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Aint no toll to enter this hormussy
[+9] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Oil mooning tho fuck me and selling my calls at the last minute on Friday because of the bullshit deal news cuck me more
[+9] u/FartPolluter: futes green might as well close market now 🚀🚀🚀
As good as done
[+9] u/glizzler: I'm down to the pubes in calls, spy 800 eow
[+9] u/Ok-Concentrate178: !banbet sndk 2000 5d
[+9] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Error** — You're banned from banbets for 80 more hours
[+8] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Lmao Iran hit a tanker 30 mins before futures open, they got puts
[+8] u/InitialPsychology731: 10 minutes till my brain can achieve flow state again
[+8] u/xlmtothemoon: kospi gonna get nuked isn't it
[+8] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: I see a large Shrek dildo on Monday all day I dunno what these bers are thinking
[+8] u/Better_Resort1171: Powerball is at 905 million.
How fast could a WSB trader blow that wad?
[+8] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: 🥭 said he is 'semi' negotiating, is he saying buy semis?
[+8] u/Upstairs_System_6257: In order to get elected,
@BarackObama
will start a war with Iran.
[+7] u/Academic_Cricket_566: Market is going to keep rocketing tomorrow u dumbass
[+7] u/Kingmusk420: MU will be over 900!!
[+7] u/TimedOutClock: I don't think the market realizes that Trump can't end the war. It's not even about TACO'ing anymore, Iran has him by the balls, and the militias in the Middle East are looking to also get their payday now that the US is acting grossly incompetent.
How long this rally sustains will be really interesting
[+7] u/WRITINGWRITING69: got 25k to throw at something tomorrow. Who has the worst idea.
[+6] u/31andnotdone: I just want to marry an eater, buy puts, and live happily ever after.
[+6] u/Newtonius235: Putting everything on 17 black.
[+6] u/WildTittyWrangler: Pumpty Dumpty YOLOd it all,
Pumpty Dumpty bought the wrong calls,
All the dumb bols and all the dumb bers,
Laughed and sent Pumpty some fake Reddit Cares.
[+6] u/Main_Ad3943: this is certainly a clown market, but I would appreciate if it could clown in my favor this week
[+6] u/FrankRizzoNGL: Dip in to CPI seems like safe assumption. Cash gang for a few days here.
[+6] u/Cav829: If Bessent’s oil shorts go tits up, are we all getting margin called since he used our tax dollars?
[+6] u/MrPurplePandaz: Htz gonna hert some people tomorrow
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: Being scared of AI is like a 2024 thing
[+6] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: **I wanna be the very best, like Warren buffet never was. To swing trade is my real test, to not get stopped out is my cause. I will travel across the internet, scraping data far and wide. Each earnings call to understand, the retard that’s inside.**
**MARGIN CALL, Gotta close em all.**
**It’s you and me. I know welfare is my destiny.**
[+6] u/Jerikolol: Call me a dumb ghey straight of humus ber, but this week's news is terrible. So not only is it not sufficient for Iran to have won the war, they also want the US to publicly humiliate itself and accept its unconditional surrender diktat.
So DJTs' low key response is the only alternative (since we dont have missiles to escalate and win a military conflict). I guess Iran didnt like this cuck's answer and is going for seconds, hitting a oil tanker near Oman with missiles 10 before futes opening (lmao, convenient).
Are we really gonna pay 300b for reconstruction + 100b unfrozen funds + 10% transit fee to end this war? Fucking hell, SPR to 0 lets see in another 3months what happens.
I dont see how this can be a bullish week since oil will go back to 95-100$. There can be no peace deal like this, when never side thinks they lost (well US is starting to concede to this idea).
[+6] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Lost** — /u/SpaceCatVII (0W - 2L, 0%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **HTZ** ▼ | $2.17 → $1.80 | -17.1% | 3d | Lost |
[+6] u/aew2019: I'm here in this thread for one reason and one reason alone. I'm here to guess what the music might do a week, a month, a year from now. That's it. Nothing more. And standing here today, I'm afraid that I don't hear - a - thing. Just... silence.
[+6] u/SignificanceLate7002: Aug 9 (Reuters) - Apple has been testing memory chips from China's CXMT across product lines including iPhones and MacBooks, to mitigate a component shortage fueled by the AI boom, the Wall Street Journal reported on Sunday.
[+5] u/sevyger89: Can NBIS please go to $200 this week?
[+5] u/Cool-Employ-4830: OPEN THIS FUCKING CASINO
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: All these people that cry about their all time charts. Just stfu and put it on weekly retards
[+5] u/Cool-Employ-4830: praying gold and silver just goes insane this week
[+5] u/BallsHardest: Full port BKR.B, wait 10 years and surely I'll be up around 8%!
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: Futes 🚀 up 0.02% !!!!
[+5] u/Turd_burglar76: 🥭 low keying priced in.
[+5] u/vermilli21: Wow, what a nothing burger on futures
[+5] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: are we drilling or taking the drilling?
[+5] u/PossumImposter2: When the market opens in 2 hours; I want it noted I tried to warn everyone about buying HTZ on Friday.
I am in a state of ecstasy waiting for it to open at 1.5
[+5] u/scm66: Mods, what's it like to be a virgin?
[+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Wonder if the market will price in the fact we've lost this war and our title as a superpower
[+5] u/Lachrim: I came here for bols and bers fok comments
[+5] u/Crackbot420-69: Bear bull mango htz mu semis - a synopsis of tomorrows thread
[+5] u/Extreme_Resist3344: Where are the BOL ber r fk comments ?
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: Ohh, you meant that kind of shitposting 😦
Tell your mailman I’m sorry :exit:
[+5] u/ifyoureadthisurfat: any day now CHYNA will mass produce chips and sandick will go to 500
[+5] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: You ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
Spx calls, till breadline or golden toilet
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: Theta crush chop again tomorrow
[+5] u/Elidan123: Still no real deal. Market gonna pump on another fake deal.
Rince and repeat
[+5] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Eyyy y’all still have two years of 🥭. Might as well saddle up.
[+5] u/pmotiveforce: Really we just need to find out when Iran buys calls and puts. They are really in the driver's seat.
[+5] u/infamous_stockholder: Who wants to sportsbet and gamble with me?
[+5] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: Might have to double down on the PFE position. No longer a worse case
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Flu is the worst id rather step on a nail
[+5] u/SummitSloth: Can someone share an emerging pornstar? Getting back in the game and idk what the "trend" is
[+5] u/civgineer: Ah man in Dune Part One when she uses the voice on those harkonnen soldiers 🥵
[+13] u/malleable7: **RELEASE THE KOREANS**
[+12] u/ApathysLastKiss_: *Look at him. Thats my quant. My quantitative analyst. My math specialist. You notice anything different about him? Look at his face. Look at his eyes! I'll give you a hint, his name is Yang*
*Yeah I'm sure of the math!*
[+12] u/AdCritical5383: There once was a taco named mango
Who thought he was ready to tango
But iran said lol
And tango’d so well
Now heggsy can’t fill his Durango
[+12] u/regardus_maximus: HTZ people seriously need to shut the fuck up and fuck off
[+11] u/oldprecision: Futures are flat, but have no fear—the Koreans will drill their two stocks.
[+11] u/ercanbas: I don’t need much. Just for SPY to drop 20%
[+11] u/billyd1984texas: Mango cant end this war
[+10] u/PoetryEmergency4184: Puts on my life expectancy
[+9] u/IDFStrongestSoldier: >S&P 500 futures slip as traders watch for Strait of Hormuz deal, inflation data
Geez i wonder what going to happen 5 minutes before open
[+9] u/ds1385: Damn just remember I held HTZ over the weekend. That squeeze still happening right?
[+8] u/pineapplekiwipen: bol r fuk -0.04% nq freak the fuck out and sell everything :rob:
[+8] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Buffet bought Google at its ATH lol.. they are sitting at a large unrealized loss.
[+8] u/ChainOfThot: my wife's son beats me
[+8] u/-0x00000000: Show me on the calculator where the AI touched you. 🤖
[+8] u/257m: Its my birthday today
[+8] u/CryptidShadow: Why can’t it be a white Monday, why does it have to be black
[+8] u/Particular_Rice9607: Full port PUTS on HTZ is the play
[+8] u/Celticsmoneyline: The real bots are the ones saying to buy put options
[+8] u/adude51212: Market is a meme now cuz every dude in America is either sports betting or playing options
[+7] u/-0x00000000: What are you doing step futures?!
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: Nasdaq futures fucking soaring up 0.09%. Eat a dick bears.
[+7] u/MartianInvestor: A tad dramatic to say “drillin” don’t you think?
[+7] u/TheOtherAkGuy: https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
[+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: Sunday is for Bears
Monday for Bulls
[+6] u/iCaps_: Anyone dipping into ASTS?
[+6] u/Throwaway37620: No one is positing their moves
[+6] u/jonneh: **Tell me you've failed without telling me you've failed.**
🥭 *says the U.S. is only "semi-negotiating" with Iran.*
[+6] u/Desmater: Be nice to have some rotation into memory again.
[+6] u/Abe2025: You know they say: Red at night, penis delight
[+6] u/housemoneyrocketship: We’re gonna be kospi’d aren’t we
[+6] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: We, yes we, are gambling on RKLB and ASTS next week
[+6] u/Public-Following-681: What do you guys think bout ONDS??
[+6] u/Fuck_boy3456: If you like money Mu and SNDK
[+6] u/Unh0lyCatf1sh: it turns out that the US was the paper tiger all along
[+6] u/tossaway1040: Short tf out of htz, too many people bagholding lmao
[+6] u/1-800-YOLO: First tip is free, don't use robinhood lmao
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: The stock is down 70% since he wrote that 🤣
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: wow bol and/or ber are so back and/or fuk
[+5] u/Coletrain88_: If Ella wants to be HTZ so bad then I'm all in.
[+5] u/Aardige: Shorted micron big time. Korea will tank.
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Every year wife needs to host a summer party that everyone in her family always offers to host instead because she gets put into a horrendous self inflicted mood. Nobody can do anything correctly and is actively sabotaging her. Shocker - awful mood this week. Boyfriend can’t stand her either.
[+5] u/Remigius: I sold RKLB for 54% loss
[+5] u/PicklesAreTight: Is memory still cool or nah? I bought WDC calls on Friday.
[+5] u/MartianInvestor: Fuck it bro let’s just get spy -2% tomorrow
[+5] u/Active_Finish2316: ASTS RKLB SMCI NBIS remember the names
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: You gotta admit our government allowing teenagers to trade options is kinda hilarious. Like you’re allowed to die in war, gamble your future away, signup for 100k in student loans, but you can’t buy alcohol lmao
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: You guys are all so goddamn gay.
*\*goes back to sucking dick behind Wendy’s*\*
[+5] u/Regular_Screen_5189: How is SPACEX STILL PUMPING ON FUTURES
[+5] u/Steak_Itchy: You guys realize Space X shares available is going to be continuously increased right? Friday is just one green day that will be dumped.
[+5] u/Coogiez: Are we opening lower
[+5] u/ithastogoupfromhere: if Ackman is right about $30 for HTZ in 2029 i will get rich
[+5] u/tossaway1040: Oil is up, guessing the war isnt over yet?
[+5] u/Spiritual-Figure358: buy hertz and u bout to be in a world of hurt
[+5] u/kj922: Opening at 775 and ending at 782 ez
[+5] u/Lazy-Insurance3062: Goon. Put $100 into a meme stock. Repeat.
[+5] u/Riabdulm: Optimistic for the week ahead. Let's gooo
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: I’m quite vulnerable to getting absolutely fucked this week
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: I know for a fact that one of you is trying to steal my farts.
[+5] u/Dry-Rich-8807: Market tomorrow red or Green?
[+5] u/oliver2022: everyone has gone bearish on memory stocks but everyday you read shit like Apple having A BILLION in chips waiting for dram cuz Tim Apple fucked it up thinking he could get his hands on chinese memory just to be told to kick rocks.
It seems Im going down with the ship.
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Am I the only person in the entire pacific northwest region who is not a brain-dead pothead? LMAO🤌
[+5] u/arseleak: Inevitable NBIS pre earnings pump might not retire me but it’ll buy me a new prosthetic
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: BERS should have **Anton Chigurh** haircut.
[+5] u/niofalpha: Gay porn is somehow less gay and less performative
[+5] u/Brilliant_Object_847: All the money in the world can’t buy you cool. Exhibit A.
[+5] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Spacex bers and anti Elon bots.
[+13] u/Single-Song7466: SPY will go +3% because I bought puts
[+12] u/Pamper69: I just realized I am retarded
[+9] u/Most_Swordfish_6765: wow cant love htz without bot accusations
[+9] u/FictionalAntagonist: I saved my mom's life with the Heimlich maneuver this afternoon. Bullish!
[+9] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Half of you are saying we are crashing and the other half says we are bigly green
Which is it? 🧐
[+8] u/Roxfall: Straight of Hormuz and Iran on again off again shitshow will continue until midterms at least, if not longer.
Source: Mango never watched princess bride. And if he did, he does not realize he made an Inigo Montoya.
[+8] u/spn43: Everyone pray to Korean Jesus before their market opens
[+8] u/f0xinaround: 🦘🦘🦘
hippity hoppity losing my property
[+8] u/Due_Competition3400: ngl I think we need a circuit breaker to flush some margin in the US. Has become a gamblers market fully
[+8] u/YoDooley: Stocks are never going down
[+8] u/dyler13: SNDK bears in this chat are the weirdest species ever. They have no puts and aren’t shorting the stock. They are just bitter that they didn’t get in early and want it to go down because fuck you
[+8] u/ILoveWesternCenter: Cuz they keep pumping free money into the system
[+7] u/benjamin4289: Iran will cause general market to tank
[+7] u/LasyKuuga: If you ever catch yourself watching the the Japanese markets futures just know you may have a gambling problem
[+7] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: We all know what's coming. Iran gets nukes and control of Strait. We pretend we won.
Half the country nods in agreement and market hits new ATHs.
[+6] u/DustyBowls: So Trump is throwing in the towel?
[+6] u/necarpenter417: I miss seeing fish swimming as my Screensaver
[+6] u/GreenGameboyColor: Y'all ever drop something in the floor and wonder how the fuck it landed far away from where you thought it landed?
[+6] u/CalRippedken: Show cannons you crazy bastards
[+6] u/Normal-Act3806: My move for tomorrow is try to not lose money
[+6] u/Anchises1: I don't wanna go to work tomorrow.
Or ever again
[+6] u/Outside_Ad4446: Why is SPCX already pumping....😫😫😫
[+6] u/Due-Cat-6065: The bears need to sell, SpaceX should have taught you that rockets need to lose weight to go up
[+6] u/ilikehavingfun247: Sandisk is going to break 1600 this week (I have no idea what I’m talking about but neither do you)
[+6] u/HolidayReality6641: Ass ‘n titties; ass ass ‘n titties
[+6] u/scooterhomeimprover: Iran lowkey gonna own Cuba by the time this is all over
[+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: Missed the boat on asts and rklb for earnings 😭😭 it’s already mooning
[+5] u/Solid-Mood9571: I bought on Friday, the markets gonna dump isn’t it 😾
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: Need another 17% day from SPCX
[+5] u/efstratiou: Kangaroo market priming for Monday
[+5] u/grkblood13: Chipotle is looking super cheap. Overreaction to the salmonella imo.
[+5] u/chuggindong: I welcome clifford with open cheeks
[+5] u/Aromatic-Frame7493: Circuit breaker at open
[+5] u/AngelNotFound4444: Looks like -15% day for memory
[+5] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: 2T company losing money left and right, lol.
[+5] u/ez399017: How long until Kospi turns red?
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Every guy at the beach is on their phones i know theyre checking futures and calculating how much their premium will lose
[+5] u/Ervii: a nice lil -1.5% day on SPY would be chill
[+5] u/Villi187: A DEAL IS NEAR DONT WORRY MEMORY BULLS A DEAL IS NEAR
[+5] u/Travis---Beckmen: Fuck me I just realized the cute cashier has facial hair.
Damn, I need glasses!
[+5] u/No_Balls_Long_Calls: Don't forget to fomo into the latest meme stock after it pumps that's the alpha you're here looking for
[+5] u/IllustriousTear1315: how are futures looking? still don't know how to check them after 5 years
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Htz bagholder checking in
[+5] u/Key_Improvement_9229: BIG day tomorrow for RKLB and ASTS - both releasing earnings tomorrow.
🚀 🚀
[+5] u/ThatPeeingGuy: How many of you studied finance in university??
[+5] u/Dongkey_kong: KOSPI up, MU follows the S&P. KOSPI down, MU follows KOSPI. I’m not really good at this
[+5] u/Bob_the_peasant: Well well well, if it isn’t my old nemesis… me from last week. It seems your moves were dumb as fuck and I’ll have to clean this up for you
[+5] u/dbainerr: they trying to fire up the hormussy misinformation DESPERATELY right now
[+5] u/HolidayReality6641: 🥭 now out of options must hire the goddam Prince of Persia to single-handedly open the strait. Calls on gaming cos.
[+5] u/FullTard2000: break tuesdays high to fuck all shorts and get you idiots jumping in on a breakout
then sell off for a week
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: Fucking cunts I knew I should’ve trusted myself and bought IONQ instead of the regards here
[+5] u/Pury101: Futs are gay and fake , it is known
[+5] u/twostroke1: You know what they say: “red at night, bears are fukt in the morning.”
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: I’ve been on this sub for years but I still can’t read futures LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/Kickboy21: First time? Theres a stock called TSLA which is run by the same person as SPCX
[+5] u/EquivalentMobile7883: What do you mean my guy, $htz is worth 30 bucks, it’s no me saying it, it’s bill ackman. We going to 10 by open $htz
[+5] u/TheEagleDied: They were raised on tablets and can barely read. Be nice to them.
[+13] u/aa73gc: Citadel have come out and said that now is the time to buy gold and silver. Remember they totally have you, a retail investor's best interests at heart
[+11] u/No_Drama8032: Believe it or not , puts tomorrow
[+8] u/unpaid-astroturfer: Sub's full of bots and facebook tier memes now
What happened to us man
[+8] u/bears2broke: BEARS SO BROKE FUK SHIT
[+8] u/No_Economist3815: Keep going bro. What could possibly go wrong with this free money glitch?
[+7] u/rdw0680: Unpopular opinion: HTZ is actually not a bad buy and hold play right now.
[+7] u/Competitive-Water944: Bul the type to tell a homeless person they’re not starving, they’re just not hungry enough
[+7] u/GainzandPumpz: Can we get another 10% week for nvda 🙏
[+7] u/postachioo: Make SNDK great again
[+7] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: **1990**: 5% of Americans had passports
**2026**: 50% now have passports
As the price of hoeflation has gone up in the United States, more American men are becoming passport bros 😎🏝
[+7] u/syedhuda: bers are like the black knight from monty python. no arms no legs and still so confident with puts sitting at -90%
[+7] u/LavishnessTimely7372: You need to see a doctor
[+6] u/cryptohorn: #You were promised a peace deal last week. Lied to again lmfaoooooooooo
[+6] u/havntmadeityet: On a cruise right now. Thank god there’s a casino
[+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Rigged market play carefully 🎰 😈
[+6] u/dabblesest: Damn guys, I think bers might be fukkkk
[+6] u/Any_Influence_8305: Man it's good to be alive during the roaring 20s where stocks go up forever, praise be to Allah
[+5] u/tzuica_de_mar: loaded up on october 85p on spcx, shit's about to burn down
[+5] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: Anyone have bear hunters number I want to prank call him
[+5] u/i2noob: the futes starting red reeeeeeeeee. by some miracle pls go to green thanks
[+5] u/Level_Counter3062: Can't tell if we are so back or if this is the biggest bull trap of all time
[+5] u/Dry-Elk9788: Step 2: buy sushi and an oz
[+5] u/LUVS2FUKMODSANUS: \#prostate male g spot
[+5] u/StretchinPa: Puts on RDDT.
Reddit trying to pass off outdated 4 day old posts as new.
[+5] u/Level_Counter3062: I dont think there will ever be a 33% 2008 crash type thing again the algos are too fast so many puts will be bought so quickly I actually fear years of flat when true inflation is measured not fake CPI
[+5] u/Plane-Warthog-8737: I am rewatching GOT and it's the fight between Oberyn and The Mountain I can't watch
[+5] u/Plane-Warthog-8737: Are you guys cooler on the Discord?
[+5] u/DeezSpicyNuts: I think Lord of the Rings would have been a better story for capitalism if Frodo had asked “but what’s in it for *me*?”
[+5] u/OverSniper: cheapest options to throw away money on?
[+5] u/BearlyBearishBear: #MULTIPLE TANKERS HIT IN GULF OF IRAN. BULLS FUCKED
[+5] u/crony_capitalist_: Gotta love girls in golf skirts yummy
[+5] u/micheelay: Fuck you PLTR . Delist PLTR by 2028
[+5] u/draeneirestoshaman: how many Iran wars did we win over the weekend
[+5] u/elysiansaurus: What makes it's "fair value" 800B dollars. They aren't even profitable.
[+5] u/Eminencia-Animations: She is probably sucking another's dick right now, or getting drilled by one. I hope it makes you feel better, and remember, stay single for as long as you can.
[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Nobody mailing you bro
[+13] u/robinhoodscams: That’s why you are broke
[+10] u/ayopapiz: There a cheap mechanic shop near my house where I went to ever since i was a teenager. Somebody burn it down, the best/cheapest nice mechanic owners in town too smh…
If you bring him the parts, he basically damn near install it for a 24 pack of beers. And some burn it down im tired of people man
[+9] u/KittyLover-7: The amount of guys here with ASTS calls for earnings tells me it’s already over
[+9] u/ah-98-2014: Anyone else smell their finger after digging in your ass
[+9] u/Mr_Worst_Timing: I haven’t been here in a while since I lost all of my money! Man! This place has changed! But you all are still as regarded as ever
[+8] u/HeavyArmsJin: Are the Koreans shorting their own country now lol
[+8] u/These-Shoulder8017: Mango stopped another war.
[+8] u/samaritan1331_: for the first time in my life a girl was this sweet to me turned out shes got a kid she casually dropped the "struggling single mom" in the middle of a convo like wtf
[+7] u/Jellinho: This thread gives me sleep paralysis
[+7] u/Ceyenne18: Kospi chart looks like a heartbeat monitor.
toot ... toot ... toot ...
[+7] u/Bcider: Where the fuck is this “deal” mango and bessent promised last week?
[+7] u/Life-Trade-6514: Not holding calls over the weekend is giving me strange bear symptoms like wanting the market to open -3%
[+7] u/PolarDesert: Planning on buying VOO
[+6] u/Goldpeaches32: Just finished spider man. It was okay not the best but I’m glad it wasn’t woke and had those gey jokes. People in the theater starting to clap at the end so those are incels
[+6] u/drytexterfinalboss: Let me guess tsla is gonna have one of those $20 runups tomorrow for no reason whatsoever lmao 🤌
[+6] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: had to remove+replace a toilet today. Fuck that, paying a guy next time.
the part at the end where you take a sledge to it so it’ll fit in the trash is **very** satisfying though
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: I've been injecting temu peptides into my peener, trying to make it bigger
So far no results
[+6] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Somehow I ended up on Chaturbate instead of ChatGPT. Stupid autocorrect ....😦🤌
[+6] u/resi5: wait so these “data centers” are just surveillance centers ??
[+6] u/Snoo62999: The commodity and stock market could haves stop this stupid war sooner by switching to all fear. The exuberance and honestly arrogance of the market has caused this war to continue way longer than it should have. If oil stayed at 150 and the market crashed, a treaty would have been signed, allowing the markets to re stabilize afterwards.
[+6] u/HoneyInteresting220: Htz down 20% on the Kenyan goat market
[+6] u/BankofBroke: I can’t prove it but Facebook is all bots.
Puts.
[+6] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: buying YT premium so I can get rickrolled properly
[+6] u/Neoshinryu: I have no dog in the fight, but I'm really excited for RKLB earnings lol
[+6] u/cheweyy: Sndk is a memory stock because those gains are a distant memory 😢
[+5] u/smellyfingernail: Spcx gang are we ready for a straight shot back to 200
[+5] u/iamjt: My wife still thinks that me staring at the futures screen is entertainment time for me.
[+5] u/koco55: What do you guys think about NVIDIA tmr
[+5] u/Necessary_Relief_126: Someone convince me not to full port memory rn
[+5] u/RockasaurusRex: Barron, please prank call the Oval Office again tonight so that 🥭 sends out another "peace talks going well!" tweet.
[+5] u/adilmasoodkh: I am happy that kopsi has stabilized
[+5] u/Similar-Ant8560: ONDS Earnings this week🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/Stuckalicious: Full porting APP calls at open and deleting my app
[+5] u/Allout-Okarun: Sharpen your pencils nerds
[+5] u/BiblicalAss: unemployed August Mondays hit different
[+5] u/Large-Mountain6320: headline ticker on Reuters "Israel rejects Gaza plan, Yemen Saudi strike and Taylor Swift"
[+5] u/SardonicSillies: How quickly my fiery haired burger slinging queen is forsaken for used cars that smell like dead skin cells 😢
[+5] u/paddywacker220: Weekend gold +18 yeaboi
[+5] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: flatter than my wife's boyfriend's girlfriend's boobs
[+5] u/Sclog: Me and my $50 are so ready
[+5] u/subbanator_76_: Open the casino and no crying dammit
[+5] u/Jacobpapi: ~~Need to confuse the algos~~
[+5] u/Outrageous_Method432: Anyone buys at this price give me ur sister and wife
[+5] u/teh_herper: # SPCX boutta drill at open I shit u not
[+5] u/Vlisa: in my family C*pex is a slur
[+5] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: i dont want to play anymore
[+5] u/Slight-Shoulder9125: Buying another 2,500 shares of SOUN tomorrow. Think it’s going to fly this week but again we will seed
[+5] u/bornpooper: Sir this is a Chili’s
[+13] u/Worried_Quarter469: Donald calling Obama to ask if he wants the rest of his term right now
[+12] u/OrdinaryMix4013: this fuken retarrded giving iran 300 billion cash to reopen the straight with a 20% fee LMAO HOLY SHIT
[+10] u/Old_Evidence8598: so are we just silently accepting defeat from Iran?
🥭 usually is popping off heavy with threats or promises but this whole weekend nothing ?
[+8] u/HauHauHauHauHauHau: Israel rejects Donald’s peace deal -$20 SPY tmmrw
[+8] u/poopy_wizard132: Again? SPY ripped last week!
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #"theY wAnT a PeaCe dEaL"- actual clown LMAO
[+6] u/Pitiful-Market8662: I’m on a Bahamas cruise and here I am gooning with WSB goons 🍻🤷♂️💰😍
[+6] u/Waiting4Reccession: Canada actually outperforming us ever since retard taco took over
🤢
[+6] u/Independent-Eye9513: Just buy some GameStop guys trading doesn’t have to be so difficult
[+6] u/DoubleFamous5751: “Hey Meta, execute that homeless person”
[+6] u/Bad_Driver69: When the casino closes I go to a real casino on the weekends
[+5] u/WeakEchoRegion: The move is full port calls on nuclear meme stocks. Oklo to $80 by September
[+5] u/Traditional_Sea_6303: No gey bear but something is telling me 765p tomorrow…… we shall see
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Last episode of game of dragons 😭 now gotta wait 500 years for season 4 fuk!!
[+5] u/tombrady011235: My ex didn’t text me back
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: everyone claiming memory is dead means time to yolo some calls
see you in Valhalla
[+5] u/TheoryInttro: The AI glazing is unreal. I write about following a FAQ error SOP exactly and it calls me incredibly smart for following the exact steps laid out in the FAQ. Calls on everyone's egos, puts on their ability to realistically asses their own performance.
[+5] u/Late_State_1775: What do you think Zuckerberg's reaction was when he found out poor people on a boat near him were in distress?
[+5] u/Foreigntragedy: Bitcoin literally doesn’t move anywhere lmao. Flat as fuck for months now
[+5] u/tortu995: Crazy the amount of people that don't yet understand that if the gov has to choose between 2% inflation and losing ai dominance to china or running 30% inflation and winning they are going to be running inflation venezuelan style just in case to make sure LOL. Zero chance they cave in on that tech war just because inflation.
[+5] u/IXI_Bman: Little bit to bullish in here for +.04% Mickey Mouse futes.
[+5] u/ted_cards: One red Monday coming up
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: New Orleans becomes the first city in the US to use artificial intelligence to answer 911 calls.
Imagine calling 911 during a break-in and trying the classic "ordering a pepperoni pizza" code-word technique, only for the AI dispatcher to reply:
"I'm sorry, I am a language model and cannot place food orders. Please use Domino's or rephrase your prompt.
[+5] u/GneissFrog: He might as well just start tweeting sponsored tweets about deals... "We have a deal! 2 for 1 large pizzas from Dominos! Tonight only!" "We have a deal! Buy one, get one Big Macs!"
[+5] u/killerbeeswaxkill: If Hrtz hits $3 tomorrow I’ll pay it forward at the strip club.
[+5] u/Negrom: Lose money, while also making fun of and feeling superior to people who lost more money than me. Same as every Monday.
[+5] u/CryMedusa: Can’t wait to see what happens to my AMD NOV call in the morning and panic sell everything with 90+ contract days remaining
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Obama might just run for a third term
[+5] u/ScarletHarpy93: Iran beat the US so bad that FOREX traders are short the dollar and long the rial. China's encouraging commodities traders to accept the renmibi instead of dollars for spot prices. It only took two terms for Israel to tell the US that it was so weak that it didn't care what Mango said about the peace plan.
[+5] u/FluffyLoveBall: If you think q’s are not hitting new ath by Tuesday, you hate money.
[+5] u/PoobliusFlavius: Bro EEEron
Calm your space boots a bit so my Covered calls stay at home.
[+5] u/eromynAwonKtnoDI: Just bought some HTZ. my first degen play from this sub
[+5] u/go-to-the-gym: Did a little dd today and ate Dominos for the first time in like 10 years, not too bad and fairly priced.
[+5] u/CompetitiveGas2744: buy spy calls last week
[+5] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: Whole sub has puts that ain't going to print
[+5] u/isospeedrix: There are people who dont?
[+9] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: The guy above me got a smole pp
[+8] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: are we green or red, trump plz do something
[+8] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: MASSIVE GREEN WEEK AHEAD
BERS R FUKT
# WHEWWWWWWWWWWW 🛼🛼
[+7] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Someone keeps giving me awards, thank you.
ANYWAYS THEY/THEM ARE OBVIOUSLY OBSESSED WITH ME.
[+7] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: ASSTITS reports earnings tomorrow :shrek:
[+7] u/SteakEater137: “Peace deal TODAY” 4 or 5 times that never happen: Oil -15%
“Ok nowhere close to a deal and we’re only kind of even negotiating one”. Also another major waterway is disrupted now too: Oil +2%…?
Lol this market is just straight up broken at this point
[+6] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: All of this endless HTZ spam just for it to be red is fucking comedy.
[+6] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: If you like her, then go talk to her… it’s really that simple.
[+5] u/Actual_Difference617: I will never forget the homeless guy I gave some change to in November who told me to go long on oil.
[+5] u/TdotInvestor1234: RKLB to > $100 post earnings tomorrow!
[+5] u/Admirable_Bite_2416: Yo what if we bet against HTZ
[+5] u/Some-Aspect2913: EARNINGS PUMP RUN UP FOR NBIS AND CRWV
[+5] u/SageLeaf1: You can see the exact moment the manip algos were turned on for btc this weekend
[+5] u/No_Cover3040: Making money is super easy: buy MU@850 and sell@900. Repeat over and over again for the rest of the year. Infinite money glitch!
[+5] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Got some good earning coming out this week
Market will rip
[+5] u/Smooth_Necessary9858: Hertz still undervalued. Sideline watchers stay mad
[+5] u/Fit_Feedback5981: I hereby order the strait of Hormuz to be opened and everyone to full port SNDK.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+5] u/cashflow_: Just got back home. Fist time being back in the pool and backyard. It was Remys favorite place he always wanted to just chill outside in the grass he never wanted to come back inside. It was hard being out there it made me cry
[+5] u/lSazedl: Usually I stay away from the meme plays, but people are so negative on HTZ that I might buy some calls tomorrow
[+5] u/mrgr33n420: Definitely shorting this market for the next month
[+5] u/MagJack: if you double up like 30 times you prob never gotta work or gamble again
[+5] u/StinkyFartPoop: hello my fellow tards.
[+5] u/bigfan49: Did I say 800 EOW I meant 900
[+5] u/KometsKracked: do yall think nbis is gna crash
[+5] u/dogs_and_stuff: Everything in me says to short Harley Davidson, but insiders seem to be scooping up a lot of shares recently. Who tf even buys them anymore? 90% of their customers are dead or getting too old to have any business on a motorcycle
[+5] u/Stutteringstew: Puts on Taylor farms
[+5] u/PaperHandsTheDip: dont bet against lisa lol
[+8] u/WorldlyWar2143: u/Jimmy_Jellyy 17 bearish comments in 30 minutes
17!
my guy is watching this shit rise and straight raging that his logic doesn't mean the market has to dip right this very minute
edit: 2 more, that makes 19 comments spreading fud in half an hour
edit 2: 1 more, that makes 20 comments spreading fud in 30 mins
edit 3: thats another one, that makes 21 comments spreading fud in 30 mins
[+8] u/AlpacaDream7: Semiconductor week, get ready
[+8] u/DeadLightsOut: We are so far divorced from reality it’s beyond regarded…. The games this tiny hat admin is playing are going to sink the fucking world.
[+7] u/New-Length5593: Holy fuck I might actually have a shot at this WNBA draft.
[+7] u/PhoKingWild: That’s not even the right ticker lol
[+6] u/Jimmy_Jellyy: I hate margin, I didn’t wanna use it but the Koreans convinced me, and now every tick keeps me up at night, I feel im held hostage
[+6] u/Micheal_Hancho: How long do you wait to get a puppy after your dog dies?
My parents: 1d
[+5] u/Moxisxsx: My ass is producing methane at an alarming rate
[+5] u/Relative-Parfait-385: Set up a methane company ?
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Cant believe i bought 2000 shares of BBAI at like $7.70
[+5] u/7nightstilldawn: REDDIT IS ALL AI. WHERE DO WE MEET NEXT?
[+5] u/Moxisxsx: Is this financial advice
[+5] u/WorldlyWar2143: Retarded bears screech in victory for 2 months while the nasdaq dips nearly 15%,
and the craziest fucking thing?
they bought more puts, only to get wiped out in 2 sessions while it recovered
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[+5] u/SophisticatedLogic: I strongly feel recession is there for an expanding group of people but no one is speaking about it. Local lady at home improvement store said their carpet installation rate is remarkably slow in peak period. Rentals are slow to move in peak time from personal experience.
[+5] u/Low_Plastic363: They measure recession by national GDP. Unfortunately, it isn't measured by the impact on people. Regular people who make less than $200K a year are worse off, but the numbers still look good...
[+5] u/AshamedImagination50: Too many bears yelling for circuit breaker, +10% eow. Calls
[+5] u/A-Money-Lover: Kpop margin hunters out for blood today
[+5] u/Dry_Site8600: Fellas I’ve been in this feed for 4 years tomorrow is gonna be red, way to bullish and happy in here, puts at open and thank me later tomorrow
[+5] u/Jimmy_Jellyy: Even Bank of America’s indicator has strong sell, do not buy here
[+5] u/qrqrafafzvzv: SPY holding QQQ back.
[+5] u/3ebfan: Oh fuck I think I’m about to mu
[+5] u/AmazingPrune2: im sry bers, its a mega long season.
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Ive had 0 in the account a few times since last year. It wasnt terrible, had the flies to keep me company 🙂
[+5] u/NotMe357: 20mins until Koreans betray their own country by selling KOSPI...again.
[+5] u/Dclep13: Gold miners if anybody was wondering. I’m up 29% the past month without touching options at all.
[+16] u/sleepygarner: Manifesting MU 1000 EOD
[+11] u/2girls1scope: Comon SNDK AND MU Pump it up tomorrow !
[+10] u/Kooky_Resource6348: Monday comes around and again I realize I suck at my job and at investing in stocks
[+9] u/ZYHUA: Memory bols 1 months ago: "It's just a trade, I never intended to hold onto these forever"
Memory bols today: "I'm holding on forever and buying more, it will go up eventually"
lmao low IQ behavior
[+9] u/Concept-Plastic: MU gonna fucking rip today, I can feel it
[+7] u/yeedub: theres so many people who need the market to crash or they are f\*cked
[+7] u/Mediocre_Remove_9037: Spy +1.5% and Oil to 70s today.
[+7] u/bananashakewithice: Looks like photonics are the next big thing on the market after the China ban.
[+7] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Pump on the menu today ?
[+6] u/old_trashcan: What if we just create a WSB 3x LETF that buys and sells based on what everyone is talking about here and we meet quarterly to exchange handjobs behind a Wendy’s?
[+6] u/drakilian: Axti up 140% from the lows last week
This is what I was expecting from you Sandisk
[+6] u/JaxIsBadDontPick__: This sub is never right about SPCX
[+6] u/daviper87: It’s usually pretty 🌈 here… but today it is exceptionally 🌈 here
[+6] u/Gristle__McThornbody: I need a 9000 bagger by 12pm PT Wednesday.
[+6] u/Junior_Inflation8991: I just had to fucking Uber rich white women and drunk white college girls for 36 hours to make 1000 dollars for my rogue squat rack because hertz rug pulled my 0dtes and stole my moneys fuck u guys lol
[+6] u/filitupagain: I have learned a negative amount of stock trading techniques from this sub but it’s where I come for real time news and sit down comedy.
[+5] u/NoChain4469: Moved my money into 2.5% interest good luck everybody im gonna be ghey for a month
[+5] u/Seymour_asis501: Put down the bottle jimmy
[+5] u/Right_Traffic_4821: The only thing that makes me truly happy is making money. What’s wrong with me?
[+5] u/Fit-Discussion8955: Anyone thinking of buying some precious metal leaps?
[+5] u/AggravatingCrow897: Most of this sub is: G**amma-ray-irradiated day trader**, staring at the chart until every $0.17 tick starts looking like a message from the universe.
TLDR: I found my people and home. I luv this degen family.
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: "looking to suck someones cock behind wendy's"
bers, every monday
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: The futes must be futing again
[+5] u/Affectionate-End9198: What if we make a wsb hedge fund where we all pulled in money to sabotage and create a short squeeze
[+5] u/BanAccount8: At an actual Casino today. Was losing constantly at craps. I keep increasing my bet and kept losing. Finally at the end I had my biggest bet for all I had left. I won. Then won again. And slowly got even
That means market green tomorrow
[+10] u/Level_Ad8089: Trump is such a chicken
[+7] u/ThatOtherGuy254: SPY having a good premarket move just so that it can flail around during market hours.
[+7] u/likefenixx: I feel like we are going for another rally nonstop today
[+7] u/i_simp_f: ELON MUSK is **HYPOTHETICAL MAN**
* ❌️ invented self-driving cars
* ✔️ WHAT IF he invents self-driving cars
**ZERO** real accomplishments
**ZERO** lasting legacy
**$800 BILLION NET WORTH**
[+7] u/Emergency_Passion632: SPCX bers in disbelief
[+7] u/BentoMan: Investing.com - 5 reasons the S&P500 bull market has room to run
Top is in guys. Pack it up.
[+7] u/meh1526: i just want googl to pump
[+6] u/FinishWarm1746: This diarrhea is fucking me up. Holy shit
[+6] u/Whole_Tea_4383: I just landed in lisbon. Its 9:30 and the market is not open. Wtf am I supposed to do? am I supposed to enjoy my vacation?!
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: First it was MU bag holders now it’s HTZ bagholders you retards gotta stop buying memes at the top LMAO
[+6] u/Careless-Place-170: The future being green give off the same vibe as Mitch McConnel being alive
[+6] u/East-Description-243: It’s about to go up 55%.
[+6] u/Notpayingthat30bucks: REDDIT UNBANNED ME AGAIN
[+6] u/arthriticpug: it’s only 10pm on the west (best) coast
[+5] u/captain_casino: I've won more on slot machines than the market this month and that makes me feel extra retarded
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: Gonna be lots of htz community members soon 😂😂😂
[+5] u/Fernyfern7: They call me Warren Boof It on the streets
[+5] u/vish_NZ: Red KOSPI was on my bingo card at least
[+5] u/LarryBlink: wtf is SpaceX even...
[+5] u/tomis_24: SNDK is pumping but your call options will still go down.
[+5] u/RyliRoo: Qqq hits 740 before 700
[+5] u/cashmatt_: Rev up those fryers!
[+5] u/StockB0Y: Green green green shit never dies
[+5] u/Adventurous_Sell5994: Big man Donnie T says “Washington is only “semi-negotiating” with Tehran and will wait for economic pressure on Iran to mount. Iran’s Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi says there are no direct talks with the US and insists the Strait of Hormuz will not reopen until Washington meets Tehran’s demands, including lifting the naval blockade” - https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/8/10/iran-war-live-us-semi-negotiating-with-tehran-israel-rejects-gaza-plan?update=4841538