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[+20] u/AffectionateFace5877: WE STILL GOT BOTS SPAMMING MEMORY IS OVER AND LOSERS THAT CARE ABOUT OIL STILL, AI RALLY CONTINUES.
[+16] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Cathie Wood bought MU. You all have been warned
[+15] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: KOSPI closing up over 17%, they’re not serious over there lmao
[+14] u/Inner-Cobbler-2432: Everything is so predictable. Let's dump for weeks, fake a rally, pretend the war is important, pretend AI is the future bla bla and in 3 weeks they will finally admit that something got on the spaceship at the dark side of the moon, they lost control over the containment facility, the xenomorph is loose, we fakepump 3 more days and then epic bear run till human extinction within 1 year happens. Predictable and boring.
[+14] u/Regenbooggeit: # FUCK ALL THE MEMORY DOUBTERS
(I'm still down 25%).
[+13] u/Haikoe: We are back to normal, ppl bitching about msft
[+12] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: I feel sorry for the normal people who got into trading thinking this is easy money, look at the koreans who got into the hype train. This is a sport for regards to lose money, normal people should stay far away.
[+11] u/znightmaree: A whole new generation of index investors were born this week
[+10] u/FeverTreeCloud: When they named him Leopold, you know his parents wanted him to go down in the history
Emphasis on going down 😤
[+9] u/captjacksparrow47: Still bullish on MU?
[+9] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: KOSPI yesterday: i'm too weak
KOSPI today: POWARRRRR!!! ENDLESS POWARRRRRRR!!!
[+9] u/oliver2022: I learned absolutely nothing from this month, I aint taking any profits, semis to the 🌕🌕🌕🌕
[+9] u/Midget_Molester10: talks are going well, inshallah
[+8] u/samaritan1331_: keep the bearish talk clowns we get another +10% semis today
[+8] u/AffectionateFace5877: REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE STILL DOWN 20%+ ON MEMORY, SELL NOW BEFORE YOU BREAK EVEN TODAY.
[+8] u/Haikoe: Apple about to learn about to learn why Henry ford wanted to do every part of the process in the company.
Your suppliers can charge whatever the fuck they want now.
GL out there apple
[+8] u/AgitatedJump8459: Trading while driving through the Norwegian mountains
[+8] u/DonutsOnTheWall: bears are such losers.
[+8] u/ateranol: You may think Leopold is a regard for going bust on leveraged bets, but unlike you all, it's not like he gambled his own money.
[+8] u/yourgirl696969: I’m starting a hunger strike until MU hits ATH. Who’s with me?
[+7] u/visionarymind: I can’t believe I’m awake rn
There’s a stupid mocking bird that I think I’m going to have to eliminate…I tried diplomacy first & that failed
Its time for Shock & Awe, going full 🥭 on this birb
[+7] u/Trenavix: msft said you already got your cake, fuck off
[+7] u/ilovepussygrool: Can we get another fake peace deal? Pamp it
[+7] u/Holiday-Career-9349: Iren, wulf, nbis. HURRY UP AND BUY. HURRY UP AND BUY!
(With the voice of the Chinese woman from the corner store in *Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood*)
[+7] u/Haikoe: U guys are such scared little bitches and it shows.
Me too btw
[+7] u/KodiakBlackIsBack: Can wait to buy MU 0DTEs, watch it pump 50% and then slowly come back down to where I lose it all. My shift manager gonnna be mad I’m watching a stock chart and not pumping out frosties
[+7] u/Fun_Corner_2954: I’m not impressed by NVDA’s recent price action. Pathetic.
[+7] u/_Photonics_: 2 months of massive pullback gets erased by 1 green day. What is this collective denial? WE ARE GOING DOWN
[+7] u/Happy-Champion1661: # TIL sk hynix only went up 30% because in Korea no stonk is allowed to go up/down more than 30% in a single session.
I bought yesterday, gonna load even more today LMAO free money thanks to that levered regard that blew up 🤌
[+6] u/samaritan1331_: its was Leopold all along who wanted the deal 😭
[+6] u/DrSeuss1020: Very fitting that the only company still getting killed this week is the one we all spend time on. Also what advertisers are paying RDDT? I’m not clicking on their shit in between looking at all you regards or switching to the thick latinas sub
[+6] u/Joey-Cap: We are now the Koreans...trade accordingly
[+6] u/Expert_Day2496: market been moving like my ex, unpredictable and leaves me broke at the end
[+6] u/Ghoul000: Imagine being a dumbass and not buying the dip (I am a dumbass)
[+6] u/Throwaway37620: Small dick gang assemble
[+6] u/SignificantRip8239: NVDA now is your time to overtake the Banana Company.
[+6] u/plugwalls: I am balls deep full port into AI
[+6] u/powerboner: Life without gambling is so boring. Glad to be back
[+6] u/Autistic-Bot: They say the more autistic the laugh, the better the returns.
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: MU going parabolic 🚀
[+5] u/Isaythereisa-chance: I am up $200 on VGT and down 6k on goog
[+5] u/H_o: how can a dead cat bounce if they always land on their feet
[+5] u/Haikoe: Apple needs to start selling iPhones in Iran, Iranians are used to inflated prices
[+21] u/juliakeiroz: You when MU was at 1100: *"NOOOOOO WHY DIDNT I BUY IT EARLIER PLEASE GIVE ME A DIP"*
You 2 days ago: "lmao no way i'm buying that shit"
[+18] u/bulk_logic: just need three weeks straight of 5-10% gains to get semis back to ATH's 🤡
[+17] u/violet_evergarden8: Still pissed that ticker name for Apple is aapl and not appl
[+17] u/ReasonableArcher2030: https://preview.redd.it/al4a3crkujgh1.png?width=1609&format=png&auto=webp&s=11e0d550173a9c85072598e34a3874d78c06a5a3
[+12] u/Starkfault: Stocks will never go down again
[+12] u/2020isgreat: It's funny cuz Leopold's predictions were pretty fucking accurate he was just retarded at managing risk
[+12] u/Weak_Emu3659: POV: You sold MU at 705 at a huge loss along with leopald
[+11] u/tsigalko23: https://preview.redd.it/az5w1ifcojgh1.png?width=1451&format=png&auto=webp&s=58038e6ab8042af9b978550573b7e46906aa5396
[+11] u/patricktu1258: Ngl that selling is for pussies meme plays a part in holding through this crash.
[+11] u/LasyKuuga: Can’t believe Koreans MMs stop loss hunted a whole country 😔
[+11] u/issurvey: KOSPI boys partied all night and left the floor open for party in usa
[+10] u/raeskel: 40% of situational awareness’s portfolio was nbis at 198 avg. interesting price action for nbis the last 2 days.
[+10] u/oknBagholding: Saw a lot of people saying they sold all their micron at the bottom 2 days ago I feel pretty bad tbh imagine seeing that rally after you sell
[+10] u/Psychological_Fly109: Has the rug been nailed to the floor ?
[+10] u/mangroovesz: DONT FORGET TO TAKE PROFITS BEFORE CLOSE TODAY!
[+9] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: I need a 100% pump to break even for this month
[+9] u/go-to-the-gym: Only 6% of Americans use reddit? Yeah that explains this place a lot
[+9] u/CheapHero91: another 25% day for sandisk
[+8] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: As a ber, I'm officially a bols today. I believe we found the bottom
[+8] u/Starkfault: My best trade over the last month was the SKHY IPO. I made $28
[+8] u/cryptohorn: Hormussy is closed again bois
[+7] u/hmmmmmmmmmidk: Need qqq +/-5% just so I can feel something
[+7] u/oknBagholding: Why are people acting like this price movement is normal and like they didnt just extract all of retails money to buy in low
[+7] u/violet_evergarden8: Holyshit that shrek on mu and sndk
[+7] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Defense stocks next week
[+7] u/JackORoses: Feel bad for Situational Awareness, but everyone knows you’re supposed to use real butter and not margin.
[+7] u/Samjabr: KOSPI up 18% in one day. That whole countries market index is a meme stock.
[+7] u/Hot_Sacks: “See babe look- that German boy genius hedge fund manager got wiped out too. It can happen to anyone- the market is just rigged babe”
[+6] u/Patton370: Somebody talk me out of buying a bunch of RDDT shares
[+6] u/astromouse2024: ‘Why ai models go rogue’ hmm probably because those making the models are psychopaths who ignored all the terminator movies
[+6] u/avengeds12345: The mother of all pumps
[+6] u/Young-faithful: Do you guys realize that if Situational Awareness actually went under (Archegos style), you’d have seen NBIS drop another 50%, SK Hynix another 15% etc.
Yeah, Citadel is a mean shark that probably engineered this situation, but imagine if they didn’t take over his fund and meet his margin calls.
[+6] u/Independent-Bag5875: Never going red. Pure green from here on out
[+6] u/Play_Background: I bet IRGC has one guy with tradingview open with "kaboom indicator", and after every pump he just says "blow a tanker now"
[+6] u/Starkfault: I have a cash account because I should not touch margin
I’m already 100% RKLB. I don’t need to be 200% RKLX
Yeahyeah I know about RKLX but that decay is fucked. Okay I admit it i’m 10% RKLX
[+6] u/Rock_or_Rol: Anthropic: we have rogue cyber terrorist agents too!!
[+6] u/2020isgreat: what is that feeling when you are too bored to look at porn
[+6] u/NaiveMercury: **SKHY triple miss**
*It's a semi stock so pump it 30%*
**RDDT triple beat**
*$1M capex and user base only grew 24% instead of 25%?*
*Dump eet*
[+6] u/lithe_silhouette: All moronic low effort low IQ comments about bols fukt and bers rekt should be removed automatically
[+6] u/Independent-Bag5875: MARKET WILL NEVER GO RED AGAIN. CALLS ARE FRE MONEY
[+6] u/SkyeJack: Megacaps moving like penny stocks premarket. Everything is fine 🙂 👍 👌
[+6] u/DonCenote: Shit is going to pump another 5-10%
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: I don't want profit, just give me my money back!
[+5] u/Glittering_Dig3798: Do dead cats have nine lives? Wait....
[+5] u/Icy-Dimension2914: Okay AXTI is actually going for round 3... madness
[+5] u/GoProVI: As a bol I’m scared but I shouldn’t be because we’ve been bleeding to shit and we finally have green! Suspicious…
[+5] u/BFox1982: If I close my eyes, I'll sleep for days
[+5] u/Hodgey91: Vibrations are positive. My mercury is in Uranus
[+5] u/Psychological_Fly109: God damn MU is going parabolic again
[+5] u/ConclusionEven6917: Crazy how dangerous these 3x leveraged ETFs are. SOXX was up 110% at its highs now it’s 70%, so about a 40% contraction from start of year growth. Then the SOXL got to 566% and is now 186%, almost a 300% contraction in that same move. Meanwhile the SOXS had managed to move up a little more than 100% the past month through July 29, then as of this morning the index is only up 30% for the month showing about a 70% contraction. In summary, these instruments are great when momentum is directional and moving in your direction, but any reversion completely destroys any accumulated value where the SOXL 5 year returns are now only 218% compared to 260% for the SOXX where in the end these indexes will always underperform so although timing can be a little more forgiving than if trading an option, do not mistake that timing is still a determining factor for these instruments unlike true stocks.
[+5] u/dumbfemboiwhor: I need a 400% gain to make up for my 80% loss. Anyone got a play?
[+5] u/Psychological_Fly109: If oil goes up 6% today then MU $1000 guaranteed
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: This has got to be big banks, government, whoever it is controlling the markets so they don’t fall so fast and hard that it causes a depression. They always step in to save it as soon as it looks to be getting ugly like at the close on Wednesday.
[+5] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: This market is a one fucking big joke, so Samsung goes to ”warn that we will have great business next two years” and market goes +30%
They have a direct vested interest on giving these absurd bullish signals on their business and we are supposed to take this with face value?
[+5] u/SnooTomatoes2318: fuck you NVO. just go to zero !!
[+5] u/hayleybts: Year starts from august anyways, past mistakes don't define me
[+5] u/Psychological_Fly109: Phew, im glad bonds dont matter anymore
[+5] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+5] u/Independent-Bag5875: ITS NEVER GOING RED AGAIN. THIS IS THE BOTTOM
[+5] u/Sensitive-Benefit-91: That’s a nice little rally you have going there… it would be a shame if someone was to… TAKE PROFITS!
[+5] u/BicycleAggressive312: Guys don’t worry I’ll buy 1 put to save the market
[+5] u/hayleybts: I had Apple calls instead of Amazon, I'm europoor today
[+5] u/Kobe_Fan: Oil bears gonna have to work harder than this
[+18] u/ElolMusk: After investing $77k into MU and SK Hynix just to break even (in fact, made a $60 profit) I am finally free. Monke actually made its money back.
[+18] u/WalrusHonda: So did Citadel purposely put the rumour of a rate hike out there just to fuck everyone up and liquidate what’s his face ?
[+17] u/Shoty6966-_-: You’ve been pissed on before and it shows
[+15] u/beachsandwichen: Most volatile week in the last 5 years…GameStop moved .14%
[+13] u/Ok-Nose29: "Retail investors dumped tech stocks at the highest rate in history from Monday to Wednesday. $643 million dollars worth"
We really aren't shit, our collective panic selling is not even 1 billion 😭
[+13] u/Big_Love_3070: The pump must continue
[+13] u/enc-nyc: BREAKING: Thousands of SPCX investors swim to Ceuta from Marocco by crossing the border illegally on inflated donuts.
[+12] u/Thebaxxxx: They can make up a narrative about anything. Eyeran one week, a 25 year old the next.
The real story was "we saw retail bought lots of calls so we did the swaps and made price go down tee hee"
[+11] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Uh guys citadel switched to oil longs
[+11] u/Training_Baker5454: I can tell it’s almost 9:30 because everything is selling off again.
[+11] u/Fast_Garlic_5639: That is some Lannister level shit Citadel pulled on the young Leo
[+11] u/Shoganai_Hito: if you saw the amount of capitulation posts on MU and SNDK subreddits of people selling at massive losses on Wednesday it was obvious the bottom was near
[+10] u/Infamous_Ad3866: Guys with this momentum we are 1tweet away from semi ath again . If he does it by today I will support his 3rd term idgaf.
[+10] u/GneissFrog: *Tell Leopold, I want him to know it was me.*
[+10] u/Candid_Consequence94: Semis last chance exit liquidity provided
[+9] u/DingyWingyBopper: Bears please keep buying puts, the more the better. You’re gonna be fuckin rich just load the boat ok?
[+9] u/Etheikin: Leopold Flippinburger
[+9] u/McDicksSludge: Everything is on hard mode right now. Wish I had the ability to step back and wait too see how things shake out, but nope, all in 0dte
[+9] u/Lonely-Internet-7565: This feels very personal
[+8] u/HumanFromTexas: Looks like I just became a long term RDDT stock holder
[+8] u/jonneh: We’re now in the chapter of the institutional playbook where they try to convince us the worst is over. The reason for all of this was just one fund with $45 B aum.
[+8] u/jerome-yellen: Suddenly everyone in this board is bearish again, we all know what that means
[+8] u/Rez-_-: Not a single doubt in my mind if I was short it would absolutely launch from here, but okay.
[+7] u/FlyOk8199: can we just do the same thing we did yesterday for a week you turds
[+7] u/Madsen13140: Many of you held RDDT calls and it shows
[+7] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: If you want to make money stay out of this sub
[+7] u/Les7X: Imagine that you're some marketing guy trying to decide wether or not it's worth to pay for ads on reddit, you decide to visit some of the most notorious subs and you end up here
[+7] u/Main_Ad3943: Surely buying calls on equities that are up hundreds of percent YTD can't end poorly
[+7] u/dljmonkeyboiz: RDDT puts were so obvious … as I spend all day on here and do absolutely nothing for this company to make money off of me
[+7] u/Sejare1: Funny how all this can go away with one tweet
[+7] u/tiny_toof: Ngl I wouldn’t know who Leopold was if I wasn’t in here
[+7] u/Rez-_-: Attempted to flash sell, instantly recovers, but I’m long so that’s bearish.
[+6] u/PenguinOfB00m: My first swing trade made me 107$.
Please make space in Valhalla.
[+6] u/Illustrious-Ad-8103: Legendary, a 223rd ceasefire this week would be iconic too
[+6] u/LuvSicPt5: Memory survived both kospi and missed Koxia earnings, this green is here to STAY
[+6] u/mayorolivia: Why do bears hate money?
[+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: … and we never saw another red day again
[+6] u/ShittyUsernane1222: it would be extremely funny if citadel went bankrupt due to undisclosed over leveraged assets and had to be bought out by Jane street and renaissance just like Leopold got bailed/bought out by citadel.
the wsb regard Wendy's dumpster **must grow.**
[+6] u/AGreasyPorkSandwich: I never doubted you MSFT
Except for like every fucking day since Christmas
[+6] u/spaurake: Our friend Leopold sent a letter to investors asking for fresh funds after blowing roughly 20 billions on leveraged AI bets.
“At times, we call out opportunities…”
Bold, bold move Leopold. It is an honor and a privilege to witness your genius at work.
[+6] u/ericcc1029: Sndk went up like 35% yesterday and u think it’s gonna go higher today😂
[+6] u/Fact-Resident: I’m as bullish as the next guy, but what’s with the celebrating? We’ve been in a downward spiral for an hour+
[+6] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: kimi built on 20k nvda gpu cluster.
seems bullish
[+6] u/Capable-Stretch-9346: So sorry to hear about your portfolio he gets 5 booms
[+6] u/Rez-_-: Oh you’re long? Suddenly support doesn’t matter.
Oh you’re short? Suddenly resistance doesn’t matter
[+6] u/Due-Information-6277: Guys come back to saas.
[+6] u/HauHauHauHauHauHau: We’re going to get rug pulled at open aren’t we?
[+6] u/Rez-_-: It’s all manufactured bullshit there was no 8:30 news
[+6] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: Citadel doing its thing again
[+5] u/4dham: during the dot com crash there were 16 bear market rallies of more than 10%.
[+5] u/ReferenceFunny7142: ASTS & T-Mobile. Announce it !!!
[+5] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: I can feel a dump coming after open in my bones 😦🤌
[+5] u/Boraximus: memory/nand only down 30-40% from ath we got this guys
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Software back to the dog house
[+5] u/pranay33: MU to 990$ today according to technicals (a post I saw on twitter)
[+5] u/Extreme-Camel2068: AAPL gonna low key recover and own everyone. Market V, ORCL up 30%
(i have huge aapl and orcl positions)
[+5] u/qaswexort: I spent ages farming Naxx for the Corrupted Aschenbrenner
[+5] u/MaleficentPlate9104: Friday and working from home. Time to lock in (I have a USB mouse jiggle that keeps me Teams green)
[+5] u/theWesternReserve: RDDT has a bot problem
[+5] u/twostroke1: No way anyone holds going into the weekend with war uncertainty on the line.
But that would be too obvious, so we pump. But everyone expects the inverse, so we dump. But everyone knows you always inverse the inverse so we pump. But everyone knows you…
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: Don't forget Leopold's networth is still probably higher than everybody here combined.
[+5] u/ev01ution: lol I heard Leopold is supposed to get married tomorrow. Maybe not anymore.
[+5] u/enc-nyc: Oh man, Kashkari speaks this morning. Surely this Imhotep will move market in 'correct' direction.
[+5] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Lmfao Japan burning 6 trillion Yen in a single day just to artificially defend a currency shows exactly how desperate the global central bank liquidity war has officially become.
[+5] u/A-Money-Lover: Amazing you thought reddit was a good business
[+5] u/PicklesAreTight: This is going to fucking tank today. Especially NVDA.
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Ken griffin would get a margin call on Satan . He and the Jaime guy are scary
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: We are citadels next targets. Best believe their junior quants have algos of most talked about stocks on here
[+5] u/Boraximus: yooo whats with the dump
[+5] u/liikenneaksioma: Nolan needs to make an AI movie about Citadel eliminating Leopold
[+5] u/sufficiently7777: lol bers slowly entering the chat. Watch what happens
[+5] u/calvin_tam: Bers prepare the lube
[+5] u/GeologistCharming608: reddit stock is down 14% today in pre-mkts... just saying..
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: OpenAI and anthropic will go in history books like AskJeeves and Netscape.
Pioneers of AI which went bankrupt due to being overconfident , stagnant and having first movers disadvantage.
[+5] u/wheels389: sndk will fucking rip again
[+5] u/Lonely-Internet-7565: I hope Conman and Fraudio go truly bankrupt for fucking with so many peoples livelihood
[+5] u/FartSniffer66642069: Guys this is looking really bad. Futures just keep fading for no reason and SNDK has tanked a lot since its overnight high.
[+5] u/Rez-_-: Why the fuck are we sliding since 7:20 the second I buy the dip why can’t we just do the bullshit fake chop at least whys it so fucking annoying and always do me like this
[+5] u/WillTheGreat: Got a feeling we 100% gonna retaliate against Iran this weekend then Taco by Tuesday. Bonds acting funny, and oil creeping higher due to tanker attacks
[+5] u/brute-forced: Where are all the AI bubble doomers at today? Micro-hard just went no-lube entry on you wife last night
[+5] u/Friendly-Profit-8590: This Anthropic dude looks like he’s a member of the addams family
[+5] u/Ritter18: Idk who is who and their stories. I'm just here to fucking gamble.
[+5] u/kingRegard7: REDdit is now red over the last 12 months
[+5] u/Deshen87: Feels like Nasdaq will do another 3 % day today
[+5] u/KarlLachsfeld: Because it already moved yesterday?
[+5] u/Necessary_Relief_126: most regarded comment of the year goes to this guy
[+5] u/_rockthemike: Yes but it isn’t just them saying this
[+22] u/Czyzzle: CAUTION: DO NOT BUY AAPL YESTERDAY
[+20] u/vermilli21: Remember 500 a day is better than most 9-5….stop chasing those 10x and blowing up your account
[+20] u/Skilledthunder: You should only be allowed like 10 comments in the daily thread per day. Cut down on all the idiotic spam
[+16] u/MattmanDX: What a year this week has been
[+14] u/GoZukkYourself: #BREAKING: RDDT FALLS AS INVESTORS VISIT THE SITE FOR THE FIRST TIME AND DISCOVER 99% OF THE NON-NSFW SUBS SUCK
[+14] u/CalRippedken: Bud, your break is over. We need you back on dishes pronto
[+12] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Here's why Reddit stock is going down: U.S. user growth is slowing down. When people search for a question, they're usually getting their answers from the Google AI overview and no longer have to click the "10 blue links" that usually includes Reddit
[+12] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Remember, you are the center of the universe. The market reacts to you alone, and does the opposite of what you want it to do.
[+12] u/GoZukkYourself: Sir, a second neckbeard has hit RDDT
[+12] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: sndk gonna end today at 1500 methinks
[+11] u/DrummerCompetitive20: How is RDDT under 200? LOL. seems like an easy buy
[+11] u/noiroami: When bols get too excited I short.
[+11] u/TheSauce69: RDDT -16% on a solid earnings beat is wild
[+11] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Yesterday was kind of weak. Can we get a real memory pump today?
[+10] u/Burtonwurton: Please do not be a bleed all day kinda bullshit.
[+10] u/noiroami: When someone calls you ‘paperhands’ just know their port is -1000%
[+10] u/fenton7: Regard of the week - I was talking to a buddy of mine who was bragging that he had 4 million in his 401k and was thinking of retirement. So I called BS and asked him to prove it. He opened his statement and what he was looking at was the age 67 projection. Oops. Sorry, dude. Keep grinding for another 30 years and you'll be there!!
[+9] u/Ok-Adeptness6444: What the fuck is going with the oil?
[+9] u/unarmed_fish: GOON BEFORE YOU TRADE OR YOULL LOSE MONEY
[+9] u/Spiritual_Exam_8528: So the entire market was just waiting for Leo to get liquidated
[+8] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: FED squealing about inflation being above target for 5 years and they wont tolerate it. Yet they did not raise with oil again surging also?
What "they" did instead was put put a fake low GDP number and suppressed stocks briefly until meeting was over and then a total moon resumed.
Absolute scum.
[+8] u/Mission_Ad_6234: So Fullport calls at open
[+8] u/UltraMagaOK1988: Why is Spcx green? Who is the idiot buying this show yourself!
[+8] u/1M-to-Zero: Paycheck just transferred to casino
[+8] u/FLRugDealer: In hindsight sight AAPL puts was so fucking obvious. Damn.
[+8] u/barelyreadsenglish: Yeah bro just buy again everything is fine, it was just one guy moving the entire markets. Trust me bro
[+8] u/SarcasticTrumpet: If it's not even a joke and Citadel just blatantly lied and caused a quick crash to squeeze that nerd that's fucking insane how they can just do that in the open
[+8] u/ChloroVstheWorld: DD is straight vibes.
[+8] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: i’m guessing another 30% day for memory?
[+8] u/Temporary-Basil-3030: Situational awareness has to be the most ironic name for a regard fund that couldn’t manage its own exposure.
[+8] u/ChloroVstheWorld: This is either gonna be the best day in recent memory or the worst day in recent memory
[+8] u/ThekidHache: MU at 1,300 by end of next week. Light work
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: Panic bought semis earlier today and just panic sold them again
Made exactly 1 dollar and 60 cents profit though (in total) 😏
[+7] u/RoyalFail6: In an alternate timeline, market would be at ATH and we’d have much lower gas prices but here we are 😔
[+7] u/RepresentativeSea583: This dip is just to switch WSB to a bearish sentiment so we can commence to rip at open!
[+7] u/financiallythriving: Damn we are going into a future surveillance state with these flock cameras
[+7] u/abroadbroadband: Got my bonus, baby I'm taking
# 🫵 you
to Red Lobster, get whatever you want!!!
[+7] u/solidsneeze: memory bears in full denial I see
[+7] u/Impressive-Juice6446: The question is does Amazon have a green dildo at open
[+7] u/UsernameTaken_123: 27 minutes until some animal is fuk
[+7] u/OsamaBagHolding: You've heard of circular financing... let me present to you
>!Circular Liquidation!<
[+7] u/Goody2Shoes92: Can't wait to lease iphones!!!!!!!!
[+7] u/need20goodmen: Ken Griffin says in September we are getting a SUPRISE RATE CUT!!!
FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND BUY EVERYTHING NOW!!!
[+7] u/Elidan123: AAPL you are already down -8%, why not go for -10%?
[+7] u/Single_View_3645: Big money found out there’s a bunch of regards on Reddit and sold out
[+7] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: What the hell happened to RDDT? Did it invent cancer or something
[+7] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: it’s still at better prices than yesterday lmao
[+6] u/PhotonicsIsFried: Cramer sees a signal to buy and you people are still bullish?
[+6] u/tothemoon_probably: 48 min until we see how mu is gonna act. Either a straight line down or up within 3seconds of market open.
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: And just like that the 10 year is back to 4.7%.
Shits fucked to the tits.
[+6] u/GinOnIce: Feels good to be tits deep in AAPL puts and AXTX shares
[+6] u/Public_Ideal84: 🇮🇷 can play this game forever, our ‘leaders’ fucked us bigly
[+6] u/NecessarySun894: If 0.06% is a reversal to you, you belong here
[+6] u/Otaku_Instinct: spez got cut off by cnbc, rddt bagholders I send my condolences
[+6] u/ballzstreetwets: Big shake-up at open to get paper hands out. Enjoy.
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Listen fat fuck, youre gonna have to take the L for once.
[+6] u/NervousChemistry7401: S&P has done jack shit for 3 months.
[+6] u/madness4047777: I want to cry I meant to buy aapl puts but I guess I wasn’t paying attention and bought qqq puts instead 😭😭😭
[+6] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: why are people crying about memory dumping hard rn when it’s up 10% pre market??
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: Going to be a fun day for RDDT bols 🤣
[+6] u/Lelwrektnub: Mango deliberating in camp David rn. Fully expect some regard decision coming out that completely tanks the market today
[+6] u/Temporary-Equal-774: 🥭: US IS HITTING IRAN HARD, 'WE JUST KEEP WINNING
🤣🤣🤣
[+6] u/Past-Cranberry-8231: Stardew valley really the best game ⭐️🌳
[+6] u/Haunting_Note2444: The rug pull is coming boyz
[+6] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: yup confirmed, memory will
[+6] u/FidelityHelpMePlease: i will ape into memory and watch it rugpull right after
[+6] u/PassiveF1st: Don't y'all hate it when you take off work thinking you're going to enjoy a peaceful day to yourself but then your wife finds out and takes vacation too?
[+6] u/jakeisarake: Memory shorts so fuk
[+6] u/Leading_Form_8485: 🥭 gonna announce attacks after close. Mark it
[+6] u/Advanced_Worry_5525: Bears can suck my Bull cock
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: Koreans forgiven if MU closes at 1200
[+6] u/Annual-Day-197: NO NO NO! 10 year yield up big, oil up big, equities up big! this is wrong!
[+6] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: the whole market is pumping so hard holy shit
[+5] u/Brigantius: Every time I sell early the shares rise to ridiculous heights. Every time I don't sell early the shares crash.
Therefore please be aware that AMZN will be deep in the red today as it goes back to 220.
[+5] u/FIREJourneybullgang: To make up for July, no red days in August. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+5] u/TreGet234: Solar will be a 10x bagger if the falling knife ever stops 🥴
[+5] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: i hate how yall are bitching more than me, i literally have shorts on memory that i placed last night 3 hours after close and im down on them since they pumped during overnight and yall are bitching how memory dumped hard since it went another 20% during overnight and it’s now only 5%😭✌️
[+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: What are we gonna do when they shut down this POS company? How will I reach my boys?
[+5] u/Allout-Okarun: Made 250k overnight might take the rest of the summer off and give my mental a break
… see ya Monday
[+5] u/Otaku_Instinct: look at this chud on cnbc
[+5] u/Mission_Ad_6234: I have to give a presentation so can’t fullport right at open. What a bummer
[+5] u/Strong-Cup9753: Oil up, rates up, market up, gold down?
[+5] u/BeatzAway: All bears thought they were Michael Burry before their account got liquidated
[+5] u/Public_Ideal84: RDDT going back to its IPO price
[+5] u/-sakuranbo: just cooked dinner
open the casino
[+5] u/BudLightLymeDisease: Some of us remember when we were giving Iran all the missiles they could handle until everyone realized that was technically treason and Oliver North by way of Fawn Hills tits saved everything.
By saved I mean helped facilitate the shit show we're now living through
[+5] u/vermilli21: Wonder what ticker is going to move like a penny stock today
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: imagine all of us being on reddit all day yet talking about how its going to file bankruptcy.
[+5] u/killainvest: Don’t let Amazon distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running 3 Honda Civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec system exhaust.
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: remember lads - u have to goon before noon so your port can moon after noon. I don't make the rules.
[+5] u/Evander85: Crazy to see rddt down so much. I am on here all day chatting with you bots and have never bought anything from their ads
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Financial collapse was always scheduled for today
[+5] u/inevitable_fallen: A Friday and last day of the month, anything could happen.
[+5] u/UsernameTaken_123: gooning on adderall rn
[+5] u/Vino-Decanto: Waiting for that RDDT pre-market to reflect in my portfolio is like being a monk watching that longship get closer to shore.
[+5] u/Unhedged-Fund: Buying puts here is regarded. If you're a puss, just go cash
[+5] u/I_work_too_much: RDDT feels like a tad of an overreaction but I definitely should have sold when it got back to $200. Oh well I'll generationally hold my massive 16 shares I guess.
[+5] u/Comfortable_Thing611: A generation of RDDT bag holders was created today
[+5] u/Metal-Water: I wonder why RDDT is crashing. We pretty much are all on here all the time
[+5] u/OmeOwen: Shorting AXTI today heh?
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: stop asking why RDDT is crashing. Ur on RDDT all day and you are RDDT. No one likes us! ok?
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: I hope you all a have a nice day, including *the bears*
[+5] u/DipSniper69: Genuinely no clue what is going to happen today.
[+5] u/Azbroker28: Ber extinction event underway
[+5] u/Comfortable_Goal9110: i love when people make conclusions 30 seconds into market open
[+5] u/LumpyShock9656: https://preview.redd.it/243lfuvajkgh1.jpeg?width=1032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be3a513ec0f3fede9b44697b264e7fed7896850b
[+5] u/MoistyCockBalls: Genuine question how do you guys cope with bad decisions?
I had a bunch of 235 AMZN Calls that I sold for a tiny profit right before close.
[+5] u/Throwawayz911: Starting to think the internet is no longer a safe place to store financial data with how easy hacking is becoming.
[+5] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: I'm so glad the only 2 stocks I held this week were 1500 shares of $MSFT
and 1400 shares of $Amzn
Lets goooo!!
[+5] u/babar_the_elephant_: Why do I have 190k usd in bitcoin what an idiot
[+5] u/Ketamine-Cuisine: If you point out that semi sell off could still continue, people get immediately defensive.
That tells you a lot
[+5] u/onerandomcomputerguy: We gonna make it fam 🥲
[+5] u/Mrsir300: “Hamas to remain a part of Palestinian politicil fabric” yeah okay bud, we’ll see how that goes after you give up your guns and wave the white flag.
[+5] u/elpresidentedeljunta: You can buy my love and affection.
[+15] u/Adventurous-Suit-662: Believe it or not, Market closed by EOD
[+14] u/Kickboy21: Bought reddit 1 hour ago and already became a reddit stock community member
[+12] u/Soffatjockis: This market is fucked beyond repair right now
Wtf are these moves? Lmao
Untradeable
[+12] u/ComprehensiveEbb4978: I sold MU at 780 and bought back in at 907. AMA
[+12] u/hxr1545: Went from +25k to 0 in 30 mins. God the manipulation is unreal. Well guess what f\*\*k you I ain't selling shit.
[+12] u/weewoowewoooo: This market is so fucking rigged LMFAO
[+12] u/Burger_Gouger: God forbid a guy shits,showers and makes a coffee in this market
[+12] u/42thefloor2011: I told you stupid retards you were just Kenny G's exit liquidity after destroying that dumb fuck's fund. Holy shit.
Now he's laughing all the way to the bank to get his new yachts while you hold the bags
SHORT ALL RIPS
[+11] u/music_is_gud: Yep, this has to be someone else getting liquidated
[+11] u/carcotasu081: Always the fucking Americans ruining the market for everyone
[+11] u/Happy-Astronomer5242: https://preview.redd.it/yt20w4ghrkgh1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46b61c20b720fd8ce35a083f288cf2cee8d78a9a
6 hours ago.. important lesson to gamblers: you're not the main character
[+11] u/piss_stored_in_balls: You're wondering why a chinese camera has servers in china?
[+10] u/Normal-Phase-1252: BREAKING
Citadel forced to unwind leopold position and gets liquidated by blackrock
[+10] u/crazyfool319: man the people on this daily chat are such morons
[+10] u/Diamond-Key197: STOP DUMPING FUCK CITADEL AMERIFATS
[+10] u/MartianInvestor: You missed the great depression, but get ready for the greater depression.
[+10] u/joeyeats: utterly fucked market, regret getting back into this from cash gang
[+10] u/legible_print: Yes, hedge funds are personally out to get your $40. That's totally happening.
[+10] u/BakasanaB: Reddit down 22%, see you guys on 4chan on Monday.
[+9] u/JPM1216: Never trust the opening 15!
[+9] u/pooterssssssssss: The entire premarket pump wiped out in 15 min
[+9] u/pysapien: Totally not manipulated, free and fair markets my ass
[+9] u/potato111a: LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY CALLS 😭
[+9] u/Vegetable_Divide2193: healthy healthy market, so healthy, one would say its the healthiest of them all and everyone truly does envy the market
[+9] u/sharkenleo: Wow. We're actually going all the way back up, aren't we?
[+9] u/No-Test-4028: Tiny profit is better than a big loss.
[+8] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: *Checks notes:* You guys assured me MU was going to moon again today...
LMAO
[+8] u/Damerman: Damn, hundred dollar swing on MU
[+8] u/TipEmpty8429: How many Citadel private jets has WSB bols paid for by now?
[+8] u/YTLupo: SPY must have had that lettuce
[+8] u/AeneasKurtz: Oh my! Did we all fall for a bull trap again?
[+8] u/Burger_Gouger: It’s great that volatility Is this crazy opportunities for crazy money. Unfortunately that money is rarely in my favor
[+8] u/empty-bensen: Jesus. The stock market is no better than crypto atp
[+8] u/lumbagel: Bulls were so proud of themselves at open lol
[+8] u/Ready_Confidence5326: did we get rug pulled by ken griffin?
[+8] u/ManonFire1224: We are in a bear market you clowns
[+8] u/big-baller-47: Did RDDT say their app gives cancer or something?
[+8] u/E39_CBX: Did Wall Street smell a RDDT mod’s room or something?
[+8] u/Special-Vanilla-4183: IMAGINE BEING NAMED LEOPOLD LMAO
[+7] u/Minimum_Suit1735: Why extreme dumping wtf
[+7] u/josephkushnir: Fake dump bois, it's all up from here 🤡
[+7] u/chads_to_do_list_app: https://preview.redd.it/4j8tjvq4mkgh1.png?width=1393&format=png&auto=webp&s=661cb752b060f91cba556cfd4fee0f9f3fc970ef
[+7] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: July can’t end fast enough holy fuck what a terrible fucking month
[+7] u/DangerousComb1697: bulls got rug pulled so hard.
[+7] u/i-Vison: 30 year rate pumping
[+7] u/EquivalentBorn9411: Citadel is coming for wsb . They will buy all shares in one 1000$ block
[+7] u/sovinder: Damn the Korean's did their job and decided not to dump overnight, and we ready them by rug pulling them
[+7] u/Warm-Profit-775: Let’s just hold hands and sing kumbaya and maybe we go green again
[+7] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: You guys had it all figured out last night, LMAO
[+7] u/Nyxirya: The drop on RDDT is honestly so bizarre. Never seen such a disconnect from a fantastic report to such a large drop. Very very strange.
[+7] u/cooperfrost: RDDT drops -> we come here to bitch -> get served extra ads -> another record quarter.
That’s a self healing loop if I have ever seen one. It can not possibly fail
[+7] u/Critical_Paper6944: Mu and sndk really wanna go green again
[+7] u/Gold-Release-1186: Citadel has completed its aquisition of my $445 portfolio for pennies on the dollar. We can go back up
[+7] u/DarkR124: GOOG having a 4% day, plz hold
[+6] u/OO_BRAVO: Look bulls! If you turn your phone upside down you can see the V!
[+6] u/BackroomGuy1: He bought? Sell it.
https://preview.redd.it/si7sx4tckkgh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76f02643700eb0e62ae4df34f444e2bae4b173f7
[+6] u/Warm-Profit-775: MU wants to go back to 700 ig
[+6] u/LegitimateShameHands: Citadel creating generational bagholders
[+6] u/Key_Change_6635: Remember, this is the final trading day of the month. Usually a nice selloff day.
[+6] u/ExpiredMilk177: Look at this fucking rug pull to end the week off great
[+6] u/neoneutra3: THE ONE TIME I DECIDE TO HOLD WTF bruh
[+6] u/BubblyZone3752: Holy semi rug pull. For the last time, this is why I renew my memory position everyday
[+6] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: So ends the great bull market of July 30th 2026 to July 31st 2026
[+6] u/freehouse_throwaway: that profit taking tho amirite
[+6] u/Asleep-Implement5938: Some days theyre talking about bul ded, some days are ber ded… but on all days, youre retarded.
[+6] u/Straight-Spinach2619: Fuck it I’m all in on memory right now
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: We’re being Leopold’d
[+6] u/kairepaire: Circuit breaker day?
[+6] u/Creep89: MU Drilling for oil or what
[+6] u/doinganevildeedblues: I was 20k richer 10 minutes ago
[+6] u/Reply_Stunning: whos getting fucked real hard right in the ass
[+6] u/Austin_Destroyer: https://preview.redd.it/xnqvh3bbnkgh1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3c8adf199bb8c521b95255df2ed4b05f5858fc6
[+6] u/Normal-Phase-1252: CITADEL TO BE LIQUIDATED BY BLACKROCK
[+6] u/arothen: Bols really thought for the whole 24h lmao
[+6] u/ai___________: Just fucking quit trading if you fomo in yesterday AH or this morning
[+6] u/TokiAsuma: Yep, pump yesterday into a nuke today. Donny gotta switch up the playbook, he’s been pulling the same move for months now
[+6] u/WorkmanMarty: If this MU 750 put hits ima call off work!
[+6] u/Iron-condor-6050: Guys in here really thought, we will conspire against a hedge fund, wipe out trillions from the markets, all so we can takeover his 20 billion portfolio.
[+6] u/unholy-confetti: S&P 1% swing down after 40 minutes the fuck happened
[+6] u/andytobbles: $100 off micron in 30 minutes. Pure pod racing.
[+6] u/Mean_Category_8933: What’s with the nose dive?
[+6] u/nolanjp: Reddit selloff is a gift
[+6] u/MarginOfSanity: Well my port is over….
[+6] u/Incognadeau: lol at everyone expecting a v and it keeps dumping
[+6] u/Bonkers119: dawg, today was so promising. now shit.
[+6] u/Warren_Buffets_Son: Anyone with priority access to the President's Truth Social account know what's happening? Can they post it here?
[+6] u/svpa3991: Dump monstrously Wednesday, pump it back Thursday, dump it all back Friday. Efficient markets my ahhh
[+6] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Timing the market always beats time in the market
[+6] u/Fr0zen_Y0ghurt: Cant wait for the SPY drill to 735, ceasefire weekend deal to 745 and weekend profit taking to 740.
[+6] u/jokull1234: Kenny G would like to thank everyone who chased the open for contributing to his 10th yacht fund
[+6] u/spellbadgrammargood: All this money lost for a chatbot by the way
[+6] u/livingiice: I just empathized with leopold
[+6] u/FireInTheRing: i lost $1500 on roblox stock TODAY
what the fuck
[+6] u/Adventurous-Suit-662: Lets all just close our apps and reconvene on monday
[+6] u/aniote: \-22% rddt wtf, I didn't even know there were 2 digits on my trading app
[+6] u/WSB_Dre: Nobody expects the citadel inquisition
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: The upside is we’re now too poor to afford divorce
[+6] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: Oh man why am i so fucking retarded.
[+6] u/Suitable_Look_4217: Massive V coming - heavy green in next 9 minutes- big Green Day until power hour - profits then. Sorry bers
[+6] u/Myrajes: Damn citadel just bought my portfolio that’s prolly gonna hurt their bottom line
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: Ken griffindor coming for us now LMAO
[+6] u/Erieztoys: Everything trades like a fucking meme coin now days.
[+6] u/ValueOfADollar: rddt just doesnt stop drilling
[+6] u/No-Inevitable1270: get ur calls v incoming
[+6] u/Special-Vanilla-4183: IT WAS SO OBVIOUS YALL HAD TO SHIFT TO OIL
[+6] u/CEOofBeanz: Brewing the coffee, then drinking the coffee are the peaks of the day. All down hill from there
[+6] u/Critical_Paper6944: Roblox gonna start accepting robux for shares at this rate
[+6] u/Single-Adeptness-769: Dumb regard theory but bitcoin sold off so hard this morning when the markets open they should sell off too. Developing my regard theory because this has actually been working. Bitcoin rips pre-market ——> market rip, bitcoin dump——> market dump
[+6] u/Lytalm: Wow what a crash, now you can start panicking!
[+6] u/redman334: I'm still not sure... There something off about all of this.
[+5] u/0201037464793921170: Omg July has been so disgusting, never a normal pattern on any day.
[+5] u/_IsNull: I’m just scrapping 100 dollars every 5 mins. Works till it stop working.
[+5] u/Hot-Performancy: Sandisk 0DTE HERE IF YOU LIKE FREE MONEY
[+5] u/HighwayExotic2808: I’ll be honest, no clue why people were spamming that calls at open was the play
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: dude fuck this market seriously. MU about to go red smfh
[+5] u/Phandomtrigger: Volatile eh? Seeing options go from +20% to -20% to 0% in seconds lol
[+5] u/NerdSlamPo: lmao. sold everything AI. catch you on the next dip - I'm not playing today or over the weekend. good luck boys
[+5] u/Ltheman00: NBIS is such a funny stock. one day I'm on top of the world, the next day I'm on a plummetting elevator
[+5] u/comrade_777_alt: For MU to go up NOW has to come down.
[+5] u/0201037464793921170: That opening rugpull ruined my weekend.
[+5] u/GreatName015: I just sold all my NVDA at $198.5 now watch it explode
[+5] u/Spy300: >u/Spy300 5 points 11 months ago
>They're going to need coordinated hyperinflation globally as the entire G7 has run their debt up to unsustainable.
>Iran attack for an oil double is the easiest way for them [[1]](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1l70sah/daily_discussion_thread_for_june_09_2025/mwv83rk/)
✅️ JAMIE DIMON PLEASE ACCEPT MY APPLICATION TO BE THE NEXT CEO OF JPMORGAN
[+5] u/Cultural-Gate1583: I just need one more +18% day again and Im out, cmon I do not ask a lot
[+5] u/The_Cornwallis: Pigs get slaughtered lmao
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: We just rugged Korean bros. U-S-A U-S-A
[+5] u/EdoTensei10: we're all situational awareness
[+5] u/Rich-Badger-7601: RDDT dumping 20%+ lmaooooooooooooo
[+5] u/0201037464793921170: Upvote if July 2026 has been the nastiest month since the constant dumps in 2022. Fucking trash.
[+5] u/YardComprehensive215: rugpull was executed swiftly... green to red in 10 mins
[+5] u/Curious_Proof_5882: Seriously Reddit might have one of the worst executive suites on the planet.
[+5] u/warvold7: What is this dump? Dead cat bounce or we going to V. Usually Friday is red for micron,but man.
[+5] u/Cal_carl: I bought MU at 913 premarket. Fuck me.
[+5] u/nick8852: I knew to buy puts but reversed myself and now im stuck with calls down 80% already
[+5] u/skin_flute_player: If SNDK and MU loses all of its gains today, it would be absolutely cinema lol.
[+5] u/OnlyBols: Buls felt in charge for a second there
[+5] u/Hairy_Meat_9428: Mu Please just go back to green I will gtfo for real this time
[+5] u/SolidAndEdgy: i’ve seen this story before. Calls
[+5] u/Powerful_Mission_655: It just keeps going down and i keep cumming
[+5] u/dreggers: Koreans spent all night propping memory stocks up just for American hedge funds to crash it again
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: That was a nice bol trap. Good job MMs.
[+5] u/teh_herper: All the market makers have closed their positions and are headed to the Hamptons / Lake Como / Spain / etc. the rest of the day will chop to destroy all premiums. You have been warned.
[+5] u/lovelylvyne: Feels like oversold bounce, not reversal
[+5] u/Happy-Astronomer5242: Genuinely surprised MU and SNDK still hasnt crashed
[+5] u/New_Ad_1682: You know, I'm used to the volatility that comes with investing in the modern market but it's weird to look at my portfolio and see the main reason I'm down today is due to AAPL. Like, it's not supposed to move like that. It's fucking AAPL.
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Getting so tired of this retarded fucking market going from
[+5] u/kalllllllllllllll: Lmao what an insane dip
[+5] u/AngelNotFound4444: Lmao SNDK and MU with 10% move already
[+5] u/No_Tie9686: because of the mega pump yesterday, I would expect it to dump today. That probably means it's going up
[+5] u/avsfan0829: Yesterday might have been the biggest bull trap in history
[+5] u/Pretend_Total5864: Whoever said here yesterday that it was once in a lifetime opportunity to short Apple. I thank you. 8k -> 55k
[+5] u/Just-Tangelo5667: I did it, bought MU puts so you memory bulls can eat good today
Thank me later
[+5] u/OlimacTV: What a stupid selloff! F#ck you, f\*ck you, you, you.... and you.
[+5] u/minimal_stat: Jesus christ people got absolutely ruined on RDDT
[+5] u/Critical_Paper6944: Kospi was up 17.91% last night and somehow Americans have…. Fucked it all up
[+5] u/Kickboy21: Bought 1000 RDDT shares at $145
[+5] u/kairepaire: Turns out bols were the ghey ones all along
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Damn. Knew it was gonna fall just didnt know it wouldve been immediately at open. Thought this was gonna happen later in the day around 2:30-3
[+5] u/AlasKansastan: These premarket fakeouts are cowardly. Fucking losers
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: Don't even feel confident getting puts since it can reverse in an instant
[+5] u/gamersEmpire: The most legendary V incoming
[+5] u/Mundane-Dirt-4077: This is all too predictable. Red on close, Green on mon or Tues
[+5] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: Wow RDDT is imploding lol
[+5] u/t3rmina1: Knowing how massive the manipulation was is refreshing. Actually makes holding at low levels much easier cos you know Citadel's just trying to hit stop losses.
[+5] u/justlosinmoney: This is so fucking retarded
[+5] u/HoneyInteresting220: This is what reddit gets for taking our emoji 😡
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: From its so over to were so back to it’s so over again
[+5] u/Other_Field6502: Today I feel Leopold
[+5] u/Coloradospruce33: Why my stonks not go up 24% today?
[+5] u/imsolost3090: You can thank me for the GOOGL pump because I sold yesterday
[+5] u/giraffe_wrassler: Do yall think R Kelly was thinking “my mind’s telling me no, but my boddddddy, is telling me yes” when he was about to pee on that child
[+5] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Fuck that bitch margin
[+5] u/B-Jaxon: The ease in which market gambling has become, no wonder Vegas is dying. I can lose all my $ straight from the 🚽
[+5] u/CD274: Yes now it's Apple
Edit: not even a joke
[+5] u/Rexultdis: The dumping will continue until the yields’ morale improves
[+5] u/Austin_Destroyer: I keep staring at the door, hoping JPOW will come through the threshold with a 6-pack. I miss the homie.
[+5] u/kairepaire: Market is finally starting to get rational
[+5] u/Chlo-Motion: Citadel sold everything yesterday, today the resume making people poor
[+5] u/drbigtoe: Imagine coconut lady was in office and spy was easily moving through the 800s. No tariffs, no new wars, no destruction of global alliances. Inflation is 2%, oil is cheap and unrestricted, and bond markets are holding steady. Could have been us.
[+5] u/patmccock86: They let the market recover just to pull the rug again. Nasty business.
[+5] u/sspositivesoul: I saw wow qqq up 1.5%! Lemme go eat a good breakfast. Came back 30 mins later to see qqq down 0.5% and still falling.. Wtffff happened again 🤣 roller coaster market
[+5] u/slothropdroptop: MMs and hedgies couldn’t be coordinating to protect their shorts/call exposure, right!?
[+5] u/triggermeharderdaddy: Did leopoor get liquidated again
[+5] u/Adventurous-Suit-662: Maybe the V is the friends we made along the way
[+5] u/gamersEmpire: Its trying so hard to V
[+5] u/ThrillaWmanilla: RDDT has ruined me. My wife gets another boyfriend now
[+5] u/JAntaresN: If i win the lottery, Imma still be here.
[+5] u/Hihaho80: Guys do I unload my MU bags on breakeven Lmao
[+5] u/wasifaiboply: GENERATIONAL BUYING OPPORTUNITY if working the dumpster is your goal.
🌈🐻S LESGOOOOOOO
[+5] u/BruceMee: So is RDDT's sickening drop just a giant FUCK YOU to WSB regards?
[+5] u/Market-Maker101: Who got margin calling them again?
[+5] u/sharkenleo: Turns out it was the dump that was fake this time.
[+5] u/PoobliusFlavius: This setup smells of
bull trap
[+5] u/tommyschaf1111: kioxia come back as well
[+5] u/tldamico: This is why we can't have nice things.
[+5] u/Ok-Cut-6064: I think no matter what there’s gonna be some big swings today
[+5] u/ChipWong82: Did the Reddit CEO say the n word during the earnings call?
[+5] u/Money_Tomorrow5026: Precious metals isn’t holding
[+5] u/far-canal-: look at the V on MU, music to my dih
[+16] u/suddenuser: Up 100% already. Time to over trade and lose it all
[+10] u/drakilian: Well there go my dreams of riding a massive relief rally into millions of dollars through irresponsible amounts of leverage
[+9] u/spellbreaker: # PAST MONTH
>**AAPL:** *We won't do anything with AI, no real plans.*
**Market:** We love this and will pump the shit out of your stock.
*AAPL +17%*
# THIS WEEK
>**AAPL**: *Yeah so no real AI stuff going on and basically just like we promis-*
**Market:** *AAPL -11%*
# MEANWHILE
**GOOGL**: We are spending more money than the world has ever seen on capex for AI
**Market**: *GOOGL +7%*
**AMZN**: LOUD NOISES
**Market**: *AMZN + 13%*
[+8] u/Fr0ken: im ngl i have no idea what the market wants to do rn
[+8] u/KingOfTheBritons96: MU is literally a meme stock
[+8] u/outoftownMD: This is the thing with options.
A) When you gain, you wish you had bet more.
B) When you lose, you wish you had not bet or had bet a lot less.
C) When you sell, then the value goes higher, you kick yourself.
D) When you buy on the way up, then it drops right when you buy, you kick yourself.
E) When you buy on the way down, and it continues to go down, you kick yourself.
The only time you don’t kick yourself is when you sell, and then it drops right after, or you buy when it’s going down and it goes up right after, but the rest of the transaction can still even be more painful because of C, D & E.
Have to treat it like a game of probability that you just end on the more positive side, independent of any events in the past or the future and the expectation of any more or any less.
Overall, they fucking erode your psyche. Instead of creating Wealth in the world, you try and extract crumbs from the market.
You sacrifice your time, your cognition, your reward pathway, your attention, your capacity for focus, your tolerance of the delayed gratification, you’re willingness to work on something that actually matters to the world.
Now you realize that that was the real option, yourself, that you were unwilling to bet on.
[+8] u/upvz: I will keep these profits. I will not trade again and lose them all. I will ignore the market and start my weekend. I will keep these profits.
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #Reddit posts 65% revenue growth year over year. Market thinks it's going bankrupt. LMAO🤌
[+8] u/Yodaboy170: on my mama fuck citadel, fuck jane street, fuck bloomberg too and his bitch ass keyboards
[+8] u/WendyDumpsterFire: All time -160k
Me depression
You rich
[+8] u/jijitalk: Leopold was a true regard LMAO.
[+8] u/Commercial_Ease8053: The average Jane Street employee makes $3m per year…
[+7] u/pantheraddict2: Mu.... i need you king
[+7] u/J_da_CPA: AAPL down 10% lmao
These swings were unheard of a few years ago
[+7] u/NutmegKilla: whoever told me to buy rddt on earnings owes me a lot of money
[+7] u/amanj41: I can’t even imagine how much money I would have if I didn’t hold my losers to zero. Holy fuck I’m retarded
[+7] u/nocashflow_: getting absolutely FUCKED
[+7] u/WordsHappenedHere: Market is not fucking happy with Warsh. My god look at the 10yr
[+7] u/OkBeginning9576: I LIKE MY SPY LIKE I LIKE MY CREDIT SCORE
BELOW 700
[+7] u/BarbellPadawan: Goddam 🥭 is delusional
[+7] u/mmal55: I hate this fucking market
[+6] u/cbusoh66: GOOGL will replace AAPL as the stock of choice to park money for tech funds, back to $400 soon.
[+6] u/ProfessorWankStank: I know whoever bought MU calls at open wanna off themselves
[+6] u/New-Length5593: FUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKED
[+6] u/iamjt: V is not good enough. I need a Nike logo
[+6] u/throwaway9gk0k4k569: GOOG is going parabolic. What the fuck?
[+6] u/AwakenedBeast616: Yep right there
They slow-walked it for ages but even with the slow-walk calls gained too much premium for their liking. So they abruptly hammer it down which should snap about 20-25% premium off OTM calls
[+6] u/IamyourfantasyX: So the Saudis going to invade Yemen and deal with the rats. Interesting times that I can trade on the shitter and post to you regards during WW3. In HD. Best time to be alive is now folks.
[+6] u/shitbergfuckstick: I want a job where I don't do anything . Anyone know if the SEC is hiring?
[+6] u/2QuarterDollar: a.i. using reddit to learn but only finding hardcore prn
[+6] u/xInfinity962: Wow this is unpredictable as fuck I think I'm gonna sit today out
[+6] u/Several-Bridge-6287: Nobody panic. Luckily we have best leadership ever in place, a strong regulatory environment, a serious treasury secretary, an independent and serious fed chair and very little worry about corruption in our public markets. Buy calls and rest easy, no way this ends badly.
[+6] u/depresssionista: Had some spare cash lying around. Bought the Reddit, Coinbase, and Roblox dip. Let’s see 5 years from now if this pays off.
[+6] u/JakeColorCarton: So we are rugging the Korean boys?
[+6] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: that ***shit cray*** , ain't it ***Jay***?
[+6] u/SpitefulSeagull: Completely normal price action
[+6] u/RedditorSays: QQQ down 2% in a couple hours
WSB super-sleuths: “feels dumpy”
[+6] u/Alternative-Wash-656: This is happening because we never said thank you to Korea
[+6] u/TruthFantastic1741: Stop, I cant take any more winning
[+5] u/poopy_wizard132: His losses are also greater than everyone's net worth here xonbined too though.
[+5] u/spwath: Made a quick 100% on 0dte SPY calls there
[+5] u/aqjingson: Moment of silence for premarket memory buyers
[+5] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: made money on the way down and on the way up. done for the day i think. I hate my wife and my kids are meh, I really needed this
[+5] u/mr_malifica: Don't confuse people being defensive with them calling you out for being obtuse.
[+5] u/ThouOne: AXTI up 35% pre-market.
Wtf
[+5] u/berkoh: Woah even GOOGL got the shrek treatment finally
[+5] u/moazzam0: Bonds are giving this dead cat bounce the finger.
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: **Who are they kidding? IMAX seats for the odyssey are not sold out and nobody is buying that scalping shieet**
[+5] u/Bitter_Ad_2500: I guess that's all for the day, chop!
[+5] u/breaker_bad: Sometimes I have absolutely no idea what the fuck I’m doing
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #AAPL bankrupt just as I predicted LMAO🤌
[+5] u/JasmineTea4444: Pls googl hit 400 so i can buy my mama dior
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Imagine buying Reddit of all fucking stocks. NO ONE USES THAT PIECE OF SHIT WEBSITE
[+5] u/OkBeginning9576: bulls listening to WAKE ME UP INSIDE at full volume while fist punching air
[+5] u/OkBeginning9576: i put my hands up on your hip
when you dip i dip we DIP
[+5] u/Fit-Yogurtcloset8666: this market can't chill the fuck out
[+5] u/TheFreshOne: Just one more pump, bro. Please just one more. Last time, I swear, bro.
[+5] u/doortoNarnia: negative cash flows might be the new normal, same as oil tankers being blown up and oil going down lmao
[+5] u/Ok_GAINZ: dumbass name for a hedge fund anyway. Situational Awareness? LOL. Couldn't have a better name blowup, but like every narcissist, it's the markets fault. Not, shit risk assesment.
[+5] u/CLAMACID: i’m up at 7 am baking cookies
[+5] u/bespoketrancheop: The reddit ceo sounded like a dipshit on cnbc.
[+5] u/Metacog_Drivel: Bought back into RDDT because I'm retarded.
[+5] u/ThermalChaser: Korea comes to me.in my dreams
[+5] u/DarkoDokkan: Surprised amazon hasn't sold off yet
[+5] u/JakeColorCarton: So yesterday was the dead cat bouncing?
[+5] u/Captain_Lameson: SPY please go back to 746 so I can get out of my calls for monday
[+5] u/hylian_prince: I’m scared at these big tech companies making +/- 10-15% in a day
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Is this retard actually pumping the market with the intention of pumping the market this time instead of fuking people over?
[+5] u/bbbbombbbb: feels like moments from nuking the portfolio
future me is pissed
[+5] u/ImpressiveAmount4684: As per my perfect track record, I just bought NBIS so the whole AI trade should absolutely collapse again.
[+5] u/bunnibly: AAAAAAAND, IT'S GONE
[+5] u/dweeegs: That was not very cash money of you
[+5] u/CJBlueNorther: Small caps are DEAD lmao
[+5] u/Dectane12345: Guh - fellow RDDT stock enjoyer
[+5] u/outofalignment: Fake pump for fake dump. Can’t even guess
[+5] u/ZealousidealTart3412: SPY face-ripping rally re-started
[+5] u/boose36: Melt up rest of day??
[+5] u/RedDoesFBA: I remember when Nvda was a fun stock
[+5] u/Ok_Rent5670: Rddt: EPS beat by 30%, revenue up 61%, guidance well above analyst expectations despite some ai licensing concerns and us dau growth.
Wallstreet: Dump it.
[+5] u/beaviscow: Absolutely the last shake off before a wicked 3 month pump 😏😏😏😏
[+5] u/LankyLibrary7662: Damn dead cat bounce bulls caught up on this sht again
[+12] u/WorldlyWar2143: bro u guys are so fucking retarded its crazy
every dollar of movement someones in here screeching about bull or bear trap
NO dawg, its a YOU trap
YOU watch a dollar move and go full port and then get "trapped"
stop being so fucking retarded it hurts my eyes
[+10] u/pussinbuuts: SPY at 0.00%
perfectly balanced
like all fraud should be
[+10] u/One_Guava_3883: RDDT gives better-than-expected earnings, stocks tanks 22%.
[+10] u/PineappleHairy4325: Mango is unfathomably retarded.
[+9] u/Brawmethius: Once you cut out most of the central bank games on consumer habits they bake into inflation (since you aren't a policy maker and they discount your decreased QoL as consumer choice, like buying ground meat over steaks). Your CoL is going up this year at about 6%.
Did you increase your annualized income by at least 6%?
If the answer is no, at least take comfort in knowing you finally are getting fucked.
[+9] u/Brilliant_Slip_6260: https://preview.redd.it/l7ixjsxc5lgh1.png?width=959&format=png&auto=webp&s=a527143fcc5d3e5ba647944d644fc700d8f02bb0
[+8] u/No-Butterfly-9989: This PA is fucking disgusting
[+8] u/derprondo: Imagine going to die for 🥭’s Iran blunder, or worse your kid being sent over there. At least with Iraq 2.0 you could lie to yourself and say it was for 9/11.
Anyway calls because the rich are going to make money on this.
[+8] u/Skulldrey: My ego is out of control past two weeks. Just nailing every single trade.
It's a shame I don't use options but I know the very day I buy one it's going to blow up in my face. A member of shares-only gang I shall remain.
[+8] u/StrawberryChae: I'm the only idiot who lost money yesterday and today smh
[+8] u/stepbrvther: It’s like I buy puts it goes up I buy calls it goes down like what the fuck
[+8] u/FoundationRegular661: I'm full port in MU calls
[+8] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: Ken Griffin is truly the Grim Reaper of the stock market.
[+8] u/JudgmentCharming355: NEVER NEVER BUY A STOCK WHEN ITS GREEN ALWAYS BUYS THE DIP
[+7] u/TrollHoleWilly: https://preview.redd.it/idbeb8xy4lgh1.png?width=1492&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff992a1e114fd3518665eae7ce98181a712f14d7
[+7] u/Stormedgiant: SPY bouncing like my ADHD kid
[+7] u/wedabest111: Great last day of July, this month birthed a record number of bag holders. I see there being a ton of resistance if there’s ever another semi/memory bull run this year, people don’t want profit they want their money back. Lots of selling on the way up.
[+7] u/ResultAfraid8340: Trump is speaking they are just waiting to see what he says
[+7] u/HayflickLimiter: Almost all memory stocks were up +20% yesterday. Having a pullback of -5% isn’t that bad. As long as it doesn’t continue beyond that on Monday, we’ll be fine
[+7] u/Sp0kenTruth: I BUY CALLS, IT GOES RED
I BUY PUTS, IT GOES GREEN
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[+7] u/CompetitiveReindeer7: Quick MU announce a stock split
[+7] u/jamieperkins9999: Litrally all signs point to it goint down. So im all in calls.
[+7] u/Vlisa: How can even 🥭 not get tired of these self wank fests,
[+7] u/Fine_Internet_7824: I think it will test 746.
[+7] u/liuqiu_rangers: Memory pullback feels like a profit taking dump more than the beginning of another slump
[+7] u/KindlyTie6602: I was apparently Citadel’s next target after they took down Leopold.
[+7] u/mrgolfs: Holy fuck 600 -> 8k today I’m done
[+6] u/Patient-District-199: I am being fucked back and forth on each direction god bless me
[+6] u/Growly150: I don't have a good feeling about this.
[+6] u/ClaudesSexBot: fuck MU man, the moment it gets back to my breakeven im out, it can go to 2k idgaf. what a fucking piece of shit.
[+6] u/noobletato: SPY just pick a fucking color and stay in it
[+6] u/morganm6488: Every 1m candle is like +-$1. Wtf
[+6] u/thedarkpolitique: Bears trapped me well and good today. Pricks.
[+6] u/Ltiform: Days like today when you buy calls at the bottom are better than any video game
[+6] u/Schytzo: Lost 8k this week. Fuck that hurts.
[+6] u/spunchbawb1: can the fucking market overlords please just let google pump for once
[+6] u/Gnargoyles: If Cheeto passed would market go up?
[+6] u/Federal-Watch: LOL MU and SNDK Bols 😂
Well deserved after yday’s gloating
[+6] u/yeedub: memory is dead again
[+6] u/SpecialTrust2045: It was never leopold, it was you! You are the target! 🫵
[+6] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Fuck you and congratulations to whoever made a bag off puts this morning
[+6] u/99Fan: Spy 770 end of next week
[+6] u/trumpdiego: war with Iran, Strait closed for months, tank bottoms, bonds yipping, carry-trade breaking, humanitarian crises, ukraine/ruski heating up, korea gamblemaxxing, and we're down 1% from ATH with VIX near normal levels. Ain't it beautiful?
[+6] u/kumako10: I'm going to start only investing in solid companies like reddit
[+6] u/damecon: when i am up: haha this shit is so easy how do poor people even exist
when i am down: money isn't everything.
[+5] u/Common_Ad_3059: so what's the 0dte play here to lose my money
[+5] u/Godatma: Bought 0DTE GOOG calls and it started falling, money doesn't like me
[+5] u/nebula504: Will end flat today, this market is sick
[+5] u/Midpoint60: I could really use my tariff refund right now.
[+5] u/Illustrious_Job1951: SPY if you dont do somethign soon im going to shove a Baguette up your ass 🥖
[+5] u/stepbrvther: Ofc when I buy 800p on MU it decides it wants to go up
[+5] u/eromynAwonKtnoDI: # InP shortage is much worse than memory 💀
[+5] u/poooRch_mk7: I was up 300$ and now I’m down 200$ fuck google
[+5] u/thegoldenfinn: What in tarnation is going on???! I stepped away to do actual work and now I’m losing money again. Fix it! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+5] u/Then-Cup-5153: Citadell sure did pump the shit out of the market yesterday so they could sell golden boys shares today....lol
[+5] u/botswanahump: I love how these multi trillion companies move like penny stocks, lmao
[+5] u/No-Butterfly-9989: FUCKING DO SOMETHING ALREADY
[+5] u/diskfreak3: What the fuck.
Hate being a bear.
Nothing has changed. We should be lower. But, hear we are.
This will be my finale. One last shit the bed moment.
[+5] u/puffinnbluffin: Holy rug on MU lmao what a rollercoaster this week
[+5] u/Opposite-Link: Loading up on October DRAM calls
[+5] u/ThisKarmaLimitSucks: 4.75% US10Y. The American Empire is burning to the ground.
[+5] u/patelchief90: wtf is 10 year at 4.73 literally fuckign up pump
[+5] u/SecretlyARaven: Do I paperhand or do I ride it to zero?
[+5] u/Chancey004: I miss the days where I could look away for 5 minutes with spy options and not be completely fucked
[+5] u/get_da_maney: Whooo end the week with like $34 profit, fuck it the L earlier this week is now null 🌝
[+5] u/The_Albertino: Took profits yesterday and don’t see any obvious entries today
[+5] u/hivaidsislethal: Trap both ways kinda day
[+5] u/JROCKonStocks: I got jugged and finessed on RDDT. This casino is rigged!
[+5] u/taconomtaco: lmao @ 🥭 saying soon iran won’t have military capability left. didn’t he say that a thousand times
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: JUsT dRaM and CHiLL LMFAOOOOO
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: Petition to update Bag7 to Bag5:
Tsla
Spcx
Aapl
Nflx
Meta
Googl, msft and amzn should no longer be associated with those cucks.
[+5] u/LeagueofData: Treasuries are fucking ripping
[+5] u/DLD1123: All of us think our stock choice is severely undervalued. We all cope and have our reasons and TA/FA to go along with it. With that being said, only mine actually is. Pump muh fuggin SMCI bags already you regards.
[+5] u/Enjzey: 🥭 keeps saying hitting hard until the market tumbles. then TACO, i know this too well
[+5] u/Hussle_Crowe: JFC so sick of this shit
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: banbets should reward you relative to the risk of your bet
[+11] u/guzzledglizzy: Honestly guys I’m just a gambling addict
[+10] u/davidbigham: Sooner or later u will realize this is a gambling support group.
[+10] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: half hyperscalers, half memory, full regard
[+10] u/Rosella2562: I need an afternoon rally to avoid eviction and court orders 🙃
[+10] u/Locke_____Lamora: I overtraded Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Yesterday and today I did nothing. I'm gonna keep doing nothing from now on it's a lot cheaper than doing something.
[+9] u/OkAlternative7705: People here really using their remaining brain cells to see why AMZN and Msft are ai winners. They are not. Market doesn’t care about underlying company at all anymore. Msft can have 0 profit and it still would have pumped yesterday cause so much retail bought puts. It’s not about earnings it’s about how to squeeze retail money
[+9] u/pmurt007: Was up 400% on my AMD calls at open and saw a few people say it's running to 550 so held like a greedy asshole and now it's down 80% lol
[+9] u/unhappyreach_: SPY WOULD BE AT 800 IF YOU DIDN'T BEAT YOUR TINY PEEN EVERY NIGHT
[+8] u/Phipollco: This casino is wild, RDDT beat and -22%. What about to build 10 billion data centers and max out capex
What are Investors expecting? Dont get it
[+8] u/nordik1: Every company exceeds earnings projections
market: sell everything
makes total sense
[+8] u/Frosty1397: Imagine investing in a company that puts random neck beards in charge of moderation 🤌
[+8] u/putinsbloodboy: RDDT 20% dip after crushing earnings wtf. I’m a bag holder. Just reduced my cost basis a bit. No other choice but it ride it out
[+8] u/greenchaos: wow we really decided the 10y, 20y, and 30y do not matter
[+7] u/NotMyMainLoLzy: 740 this, 740 that. It would be really funny if we saw 750. That way, you know there’s something up rather than speculating
[+7] u/perceptive_AI: I think it's google that is shorting reddit
[+7] u/Alive_Sheepherder106: Semis having a generational dumpster fire
[+7] u/Non-mon-xiety: A old blackjack dealer heard me tell my friend that I was up for the night and he said “you’re not up until you’re back home and count your money”
[+7] u/SuperNewk: Leopold made AI investing fun with gains. Now Citadel showed up and everyone wants to leave.
[+7] u/Abe2025: Come on MU +20% by eod
[+7] u/kemar7856: US national debt has officially surpassed $40 TRILLION for the first time in history. Congrats Yankees
[+7] u/AlmostAsianJim: I DCA’ed on $RDDT 9 separate times today lmao. Market gods, please don’t destroy my asshole.
[+7] u/rholt168: How the fuck are we pumping lmao
[+7] u/Buttslut69696969: Next time anything pops, I am fucking selling! Tired of this shit!
[+7] u/ercanbas: Now Citadel is trying to convince us the market is healthy.
[+7] u/Top-Sir-1215: I guess no one cares that the bond market is absolutely tanking?
[+7] u/xironically23: I paper handed my 743 calls at 130 each when they're now 350 😭
[+6] u/KingoftheWildlings: Now…far be it from me to cast aspersions, but I do declare that these so-called market maker architects and manipulators are launching a direct assault on the sensibilities of the commonwealth.
These slithering snakes are treating the hard-earned dollars of our honest, God-fearing citizens like nothing more than pocket change dropped in a muddy ditch!
Well I call upon this esteemed body to rise up and smash the gears of this financial Babylon before it consumes the very fabric of our public trust.
[+6] u/RegretFormal3799: I am never buying Reddit stock again 😔
[+6] u/Additional_Bar_2462: Used a day of pto just to lose money in the market 😂😂
[+6] u/Additional_Bar_2462: I’m a fucking regard
[+6] u/ultrastonk1997: smells dumpyy, but i might have shit my pants
[+6] u/dash_trash4255: Why are fat people always so loud?
[+6] u/hmkr: I am here to annouce bear market officially over.
[+6] u/Live-Ad-5433: Mu to 1200 right guys
[+6] u/Life-Trade-6514: Jenson, I am ready. Take me to bed.
[+6] u/Possible-Material693: lol at people trying to say bond market is fucked so that’s why Apple is down 🤡. Indexes are literally up right now. Apple was up 66% on the 1Y chart. A 10% pullback is nothing
[+6] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Alrigt just went all ($69) in on 0DTE puts. Gonna delete the app and check back in 2 hours to see if I'm rich or gotta work extra shifts at WEN this weekend
[+6] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: Fuck this. Lost so much money this week. Sold everything at a loss.
[+6] u/JJlaim: So why memory dumping again? Big hedgie trying to fuck small hedgie again?
[+6] u/CardiologistEqual336: i miss the days when i didn’t know about options
[+6] u/JLIMNO: Did memory forget to go up 20% today?
[+6] u/Zickened: Hey bers can you please leave enough on the table so that my wife can take her boyfriend to dinner tonight? 👉👈🥺
[+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: disable ad blocker for this site!!!! :shrek: :shrek:
[+6] u/Here4Retirement: what in the actual fuck is going on
[+6] u/Busy_Dingo_5744: If NVDA breaks 200, then I’ll hire an escort tonight
[+5] u/Locke_____Lamora: Too much fat in their ears so they can't tell how loud theyre being.
[+5] u/TheCheez-It: "We've got to get rid of the $19 trillion in debt."
Wow, that was only 10 years ago.
[+5] u/SnooComics5459: it went up last night and came down at the open
[+5] u/IXI_Bman: This isn't bullish its wash trading lmaooo. Shits going to plunder next week. If you fell for the 3rd bukl trap this week that's on you
[+5] u/NewJuan01: Whole day of gains wiped out in 15 mins lmao. What a waste of time
[+5] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: Let’s go test 742 again
[+5] u/Waste-Head7963: Adding this post here so RDDT gets some revenue from it.
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: VIX going to 0. I see no risk in this market just sunshine and smooth sailing
[+5] u/BentoMan: Need 50% gains in a year. What are your picks? Semi is back or is just a trap?
[+5] u/Candid_Payment_4094: This market is so unstable
[+5] u/d3sp: When you ask the market to pick a direction and it chooses rightwards 😔
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: generational resistance (noun): your cost basis
[+5] u/aew2019: Regarded people have an excuse of being born with it.
Bears have no excuse.
[+5] u/StandardDot5115: Look at me.
I am the bagholder now
[+5] u/Opster79two: It's FREAK THE FUCK OUT FRIDAY!
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: Made 3k with MSFT calls and I was down 4K few days ago. Eating Chipotle WITH guacamole tonight
[+5] u/Shrimpf: What the fuck Americans?
[+5] u/PaxDev: I went from very green to very red on my drive to work. Sigh.
[+5] u/RjBloxks: So I get burned on MU puts yesterday I finally say fuck it I’ll go with the flow and buy calls… immediate reversal this trading shit just isn’t for me
[+5] u/AlmostAsianJim: $RDDT about to lose a quarter of its market cap in one day. lol.
[+5] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: fuck, woke up to late to buy some poots
[+16] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: https://preview.redd.it/fsjah363xlgh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aea846a6bb0caa5f33c23ba3e4087d4aae7ed36e
[+14] u/ChampionshipOdd947: A nuclear warhead could hit the US and the first reaction of surviviors would be to get online and buy the dip
[+12] u/RisingSerpent222: Got banned on one of my accounts here, like I can’t make another one.
[+12] u/RisingSerpent222: Drinking beers until my losses stop hurting. 4 beers in already. Still nothing
[+11] u/No-Reception-3324: Watched some old pbs documentary on YT about the 1929 crash and yeesh nothing has actually changed. We are still just as fucking crooked and stupid
[+11] u/WombatShwambat: I’m really good at turning money into less money
[+10] u/ajibtunes: Invested over $60k in my labubus last year now nobody wants to buy them 😞
[+10] u/InquisitorCreanBean: rug this fuckass sub
[+9] u/hardcrepe: Confucius says- You must lose it all before you can truly gain it all.
Also you are dumbass~
[+8] u/severed02: $40T in debt! We did it fam!
[+8] u/FrostingOk2692: The year is 2045. NVDA still trade around 200.
[+8] u/9LegParlay: Yields high inflation high war ongoing wtf is keeping this propped up
[+7] u/Level_Counter3062: All of my losses are single stocks and all of my wins are etfs
Especially rddt. That stock is cursed
[+7] u/FullTard2000: inflation is wild
I remember when NQ moved 500 points in a month it was a big month, now it does it an hour
then gives it all back and does it again before eod
[+7] u/9tacos: If you own TLT, you may be entitled to compensation (or long term disability)
[+7] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: The anti AI crowd are subjects of Chinese propaganda to attempt to slow down our development and allow gyna to catch up.
[+7] u/Top-Meaning2626: HOLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
[+7] u/RisingSerpent222: Wish you guys were my friends in real life
[+7] u/Grand-Can-2544: They will take profit and it will dump by eod 😍🤤
[+7] u/canaan57: I’ll take one rug pull to go please
[+7] u/Ticksdonthavelymph: So the US wasn’t acting to prop Yen, Besset was!just an idiot saying something stupid— which in turn cost me the entire overnight spike in Asia. I did the math, and that fuck owes me $12,341 today in lost gains for his idiot fucking mouth. Anyone got his Venmo?
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #too many bots here imo.
[+7] u/Ok-Acanthisitta9247: Tbf those guys do get really anal over nothing
[+7] u/Own_Purple229: Just bought 25 bucks of Rklb 😘
[+6] u/Elchupanebre4: Bezo's about to unload $10B of AMZN to pay for a breakup with Sanchez. He thanks you all for the exit liquidity.
[+6] u/nycimt: Wouldnt it be funny if MU hit 900 today
[+6] u/bluen: LLMs are word salad generators
[+6] u/ksyoung17: I wonder, if we look back hard enough, if we can see where the market went from being technical, to pure, dumb luck.
COVID, right?
[+6] u/FartPolluter: i do love comments redditstock sub that are like "yeah the reason Reddit is falling is because of overzealous mods on the buttplug sub"
[+6] u/Femboy_weed420: How much longer can they keep pretending everything’s okay?
[+6] u/Low-Success-9920: drill team 6 flying in
[+6] u/drytexterfinalboss: Lmao just give up sndk cucks, 2300 to 1000 isn't a correction, it's a full on crash that's going to get much much worse. They gave you a dead cat yesterday to exit and you got greedy and got more calls🤡😂✌️
Oh pull up smci for a preview of what's to come ✌️😂
[+6] u/VolcanicCupid69: Up $30k on GOOG today, giddy up
[+6] u/zuziannka: If your gf didn’t block you after breakup that means you weren’t that important
[+6] u/DirectionOl: It's Friday, of course there will be a huge red candle at the end of american trading hours
[+6] u/sleepygarner: Can memory just fucking moon already?
[+6] u/Robertharrison07o: out of my way bull is coming🚀
[+6] u/Peeeeech: The year is 2030 and SPY is at 745
[+5] u/ProfessionalDate1130: Fuck this market, all my homies hate this market
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Took profit on my NVDA calls.....it will rocket now
[+5] u/PROMlSED: Does anybody else enjoy the art of picking up pennies in front of steamrollers
[+5] u/wildcat1055: Return these bers back to Morocco!
[+13] u/wirkalzar: I would describe my trading patterns as buying puts at the bottom, and calls at the top.
[+12] u/eranzenberger: Genuinely who thinks shit is all overvalued upvote. downvote if not
[+11] u/Ok_Cry7572: This SPY action still doesn't change the fact that there are 42 million kangaroos in Australia and only 3 million people in Jamaica. Which means if the kangaroos were to invade Jamaica, each person would have to fight 14 kangaroos.
[+9] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Need a drop for my 0dte puts. 🥭 say some dumb shit pls 🙏
[+9] u/JaraxxusPS4: Being right on the direction but wrong on the timing is exactly the same as being wrong.
[+9] u/killyourvibe: All I gotta do is turn 500 to 30k and I’m gone..
[+8] u/SchwiftySchwifferson: I feel like the market smells my desperation for quick cash lmao
[+8] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: spy in a very precarious position. either gonna rocket up or rug idkdkdk fk tell me
[+8] u/OK_Computer10101: AI is like a butthole… it’s mostly shit, but when it’s good… it’s good 🤤
[+8] u/justpasingbai: someone in korea sold at the bottom, held the 2x inverse etf through yesterday, and swapped back to sk hynix yesterday jsut to get fleeced a third time.
[+8] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Y’all got anymore of those 3% dumps in half an hr?
[+7] u/MotorFroyo300: Made $12 today
Taco bell time
[+7] u/Entropic_Thund3r: If this 5 minute green candle gets beaten down…we’re tanking
[+7] u/LiveMotivation: Drill Team Six just called out of the Break room
[+7] u/Diguojigood: I need MU to do what Nvidia just did
[+7] u/Aggressive-Bother341: GOOG MSFT my sweet loves come here so that I may suckle on you
[+7] u/hermeskino715: Fook you bols, you fucked up my theta
[+7] u/Most-Cloud: Tired of donating to option sellers
[+7] u/unseamingcarrot: watch a peace deal over the weekend
[+6] u/iThrewFarAway: # HOLY MOLY CHAT IT'S TIME 🚀 🚀 🚀
[+6] u/TheoryInttro: We've had one stupidly unreasonable pump, yes. But what about second stupidly unreasonable pump?
[+6] u/JuneauMori: THEY DONT WANT US GOING ANY HIGHER
[+6] u/Geoff_Dawmer: Leopold got Randolph and Mortimered.
[+6] u/diefy7321: At this point, Bers knew, they fukt up lmfaoooo
[+6] u/txnoodle: Why’d I even fund my account this morning
[+6] u/sftheory: I love buying otm options with 30 mins left on Friday for .06 and selling them 10 minutes later for .15
[+6] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Thank fuck I sold MU 5 minutes ago lmao
[+6] u/Particular-Nose-8932: T-Minus 50 minutes until **🥭**does something stupid to crash the market again
[+6] u/AwkwardNovel7: where is this pump coming from
[+6] u/meh1526: unbelievable price action, no catalyst always just because
[+6] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Don’t be regarded and hold memory over the weekend, Koreans trusted us and we fumbled so they’re gonna dump hard when their market opens
[+6] u/Purple_Bearkat: I’m a paper handed bitch but I’m taking some gains today. Goog and MSFT might go up more and for that I’ll keep my longs in shares. It was a good day to cash out options though.
[+6] u/bibbyman06: Tim Apple can't go out like this.
[+6] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: wow pinned for power hour fuck me
[+6] u/xlmtothemoon: last bull flag of the bull market?
[+6] u/Red_Zone_Broly: US10Y has hit 4.741%, (highest since Jan 2025). Is this a warning sign?
[+6] u/PooPooPointBoiz: of course when I don't fuck with MSFT and AMZN, Capex spending is suddenly wonderful and the pay off is clear and obvious.
But when I was holding, even though there was 100's of billions in backlogged demand, Capex was a big no-no and they got punished for it.
Fucking typical dude.
[+6] u/UnkleSambo: Comically rigged dude
[+6] u/kerouac28: KOSPI - “Well send SK Hynix up 30%…”
US MARKET - “—Nah piss on it”
[+6] u/Joelc28: Yeah I’m calling it bullshit
[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Remember when regards here bought META at 670 saying it was having its 2022 moment
[+5] u/JuneauMori: THESE FUCKING GREEN CANDLES WONT GET ANY BIGGER
[+5] u/DH64: MSFT back to being great again
[+5] u/Meeting_Ok2: Was down 1.4k almost break even now
[+5] u/PM_ME_OR_DONT_PM_ME: Duolingo earnings is going to be an absolute disaster. Puts are free money
[+5] u/longGERN: I'm eating GOOOOD tonight from Amazon
[+5] u/Neemzeh: RDDT down 20% is an obvious overreaction? or?
[+5] u/lococommotion: Here comes the chaos
[+5] u/QuinnOneTrick: thats it full port RDDT at this price
[+8] u/solakhak: Holding my puts over the weekend
[+8] u/driskigm: let the record show that I had 5 7505P teed up at $1.15 at 3:58pm and didn't pull the trigger because i'm a pansy.
$590 to $7K in 90 seconds that i didn't get because i have no cojones.
[+7] u/Poland_Spring10: An absolute face ripper to close the weekend lolzz
[+7] u/ParticularFinish12: At my age they're no longer milfs they're just single women with kids :(
[+6] u/grimandnordic1: Sold too early like a fucking chump ass bitch
[+6] u/Memento_mori9608: Just buy and hold. In the short term, the price of action on these memory stocks will be really manipulated, but eventually they will break out again. There’s only so long these companies can be punished for making record earnings
[+6] u/zambro1: Take back to Wednesday when this entire thread was spamming SPY to 700 and ai bubble is popping. I stg the morons who actually type in here have goldfish memory and think the world is ending every spy drop they see. Locked in end of week calls @3 pm on Wednesday and made a massive bag. But sure, it’s the end of the world dude!
[+6] u/ThanksDependent1001: Damn that was some last minute algo volume. Calls it is
[+6] u/saw-it: I swear they have a whole team dedicated to just watching when I buy and sell
[+6] u/DarthOniichan: Did the MMs buy calls today or what? Literally no catalysts, war still going on, inflation out of control.
Doesn't matter, pump day with no pullback just cause.
[+6] u/LeDoohickey: Hey, comeback with my money. I thought we was having a good time.
[+6] u/LongCucumber3710: Officially leveraged to the tits today. Godspeed
[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: MSFT recovered in two days two months worth of losses. This is a casino truly lol
[+6] u/Warmake: Memory stocks surely do love to dump or pump hard, no in between.
[+5] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Theta destroyer always comes on Friday
[+5] u/ThatOtherGuy254: Bull trap into bear trap into bull trap into bear trap....
[+5] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Sold all my calls. All I have left is poots. so.many.poots
[+5] u/e30jawn: Lmao they straight up targeted Robinhood trades with that
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: $AMZN is basically a dildo e-shop with gpus
should dump 20%
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: why would ken shitadel do this to us
[+5] u/CoffeeandJags: Because it takes a lack of discipline to get fat in the first place
[+5] u/deevee12: So Morocco gets pissed off at Spain over dumb political stuff
Tells a bunch of unemployed people the gates to Spain are open and lets all of them cross through
And now everyone is yelling at Spain for getting invaded
Kinda hilarious how well it’s working
[+5] u/chrisshutup: i woulda made nice ass money today but i’m a scared little bitch