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[+27] u/cupofchupachups: "Very complete, pretty much"
What my kid says when I ask if the chores are done
[+24] u/FallAspenLeaves: I’m not hearing that it’s “over”.
God, it’s painful to listen to him.
[+23] u/InvisibleEar: Thank God Trump has never lied before or I'd be worried about this rally
[+23] u/iamatoad_ama: Can someone predict the next dip with extreme fidelity and max precision so I can time the market efficiently for optimal gains and enhanced quality of life?
[+22] u/GoldenParrot456: the new guy in iran had his parents AND his wife/son killed in that air strike. there is no peace anytime soon
[+19] u/dansdansy: Must suck to be a farmer right now. Tariffs screwed their overseas demand and now fertilizer prices and diesel prices are gonna sucker punch them too. Seems bearish for DE
[+18] u/CUbuffGuy: Apparently the market believes the oil issue is completely solved because mango man has a plan. Wild lol
[+18] u/selesnyaTroll: >IRGC responds to US President Trump, says "we are the ones who will determine the end of the war."
Do they not eat tacos in Iran?
[+18] u/Time_Bowler_2301: Markets fried. Trumps cooked it, Irans got a new Supreme Leader that basically wants everyone dead, and I'm sitting here deciding what meme coin will make me rich. Life's funny bro
[+17] u/jrex035: >“I think the war is very complete, pretty much. They have no navy, no communications, they’ve got no Air Force.” He added that the U.S. is “very far” ahead of his initial 4-5 week estimated time frame.
>Asked by CBS’s @weijia about Iran’s new Supreme leader Mojtaba Khamenei, who Trump has openly criticized, Trump said, “I have no message for him. None, whatsoever.”
Literally the biggest nothingburger in history right here, absolutely meaningless rhetoric is enough to pump this market.
Unreal
[+17] u/JamUpGuy1989: There is going to be a day where this manipulation bullshit absolutely stops working.
I’m sure some idiot is gonna be snarky in response but…god damn it I’m sick of this bullshit.
[+17] u/GomaN1717: RIP to the guy who wrote like a 5-paragraph doompost on the weekend discussion thread about how today's markets were going to "absolutely bleed" and how it's "all a part of Iran's master plan" lol.
[+16] u/AluminiumCaffeine: Im as bullish as they come, and this market is surprising even me with its resilience tbh
[+16] u/creemeeseason: I'm more convinced every week that the only people buying and selling Sunday at 8:00 pm are the least patient and most panicked people.
[+16] u/gummi_eater: haha, where is the dude from a while ago saying he sold everything.
[+14] u/calm_discussion_3500: >President Trump hints decision to end Operation Epic Fury will be 'mutual'
There it is. It's coming.
[+13] u/gamjatang111: prediction market odds for a Democrat Senate win surged to 47% while house win is at 85%
I guess Trump got spooked
[+13] u/jrex035: Genuinely the stupidest market in history right here
[+12] u/selesnyaTroll: "President Trump is considering taking over the Strait of Hormuz, per CBS."
"Trump has reportedly told aides he would back the killing of Iran’s new Supreme Leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, if he refuses U.S. demands such as dismantling Iran’s nuclear program, per WSJ"
I feel like we really are just tossing headlines around and seeing how the algos react at this point.
[+12] u/deevee12: The pattern of premarket dip into V after 1-2 hours is so absurdly consistent
But I know the moment I try to take advantage it'll stop working 😅
[+12] u/selesnyaTroll: Alright so to summarize today's stupidity -
The US Treasury did a short attack on the oil futures market like they said they would in conjunction with the news releases that the war might end. This pushed oil back down to somewhat ok levels. HOWEVER, Trump's incoherent rambling press conference both declared victory and that we might leave, but also that we might keep going. Iran responded by again telling the US to leave in defeat.
So the US reset the clock a little on the oil market but otherwise we still need to see some meaningful de-escalation quickly or oil is gonna shoot back up. What a fucking mess.
[+11] u/AssociateGreat2350: what a fucked up, Looney tunes market
[+11] u/reaper527: markets just flipped pretty green with no real headlines. wonder if something from trump's 5:30pm speech leaked.
[+11] u/Few-Character7932: Vote for chaotic administration. Get chaotic stock market. Wtf is this. My latina gf on her period never this crazy
[+11] u/calm_discussion_3500: >On the sidelines of the annual Republican Party’s annual meeting, Trump told reporters on Monday evening: "We took a little excursion because we felt we had to do that to get rid of some evil. Then, I think you'll see it's going to be a short term excursion," he said.
>In another part of his speech, Trump said, “I will tell you the best reason for this attack. Within a week, they would have attacked us one hundred percent. They were ready and had missiles far more than they could have.”
Sounds like he's shifting from total victory and unconditional surrender to dealing with "some" evil. And framing it as good, necessary because we had no choice.
Getting ready to flip flop vibes.
[+11] u/MutaliskGluon: Hilarious. Thr market is now HIGHER than before the first strike.
We still have the war going on, oil proces still higher. Multiple more private credit issues, the negative jobs print.
But whatever, stocks only go up, even in the face of deteorating macro, a psycho wannabe dictator running the US, and clear funding issues happening with lenders.
Market is forward looking my ass
[+11] u/DietFoods: For a war that's "over" I'm not seeing much about it on the news.
[+10] u/ZamianX: Reddit dooming is always a buy event
[+10] u/pman6: if i keep calling for spx 7000, i will eventually be right.
see, wall street jobs are not difficult.
i'm an analyst
[+10] u/LanceX2: Im so confused. wild day
[+9] u/tachyonvelocity: So let's recap what Trump has accomplished:
We replaced 87 yrs old Khamenei who is against nuclear weapons and almost dead, with a Khamenei whose entire family was killed. Bombed a few hundred girls, made Tehran an ecological disaster, turned moderate Iranians against anything pro-US, guaranteed that hardliners will shoot protesters and anyone with a hint of anti-regime sentiment, shocked the world economically with months of wealth gone from Gulf countries and delayed cutting interest rates so that US debt is worth less, due to the inflationary shock supply chain chaos.
Like I said, all to replace Khamenei with Khamenei.
**Not only that, we now have to spend billions on military ships to secure the Strait just to get back to the same situation before the War.** There is no bounds to the incompetence.
[+9] u/tired_ani: Too many wannabe Ray Dalio's in this thread with over the top assertions abt end of times.
Buy good companies at good prices.
[+9] u/ComprehensiveKiwi489: Crude oil went nearly -40% from their +30% peak yesterday. Pretty sure we've never seen something like this before.
[+9] u/selesnyaTroll: LMAO he's really just going to declare "victory" and walk away now isn't he? Alright, yall got me. Destabilize Iran, give it leaders who hate the US and Israel 1000x more and... walk away like you didn't do anything. Guess oil spooked him as much as it did everyone else last night.
[+9] u/DoggedStooge: Whether this TACO holds or not will be interesting. War is a lot harder to simply undo than tariffs. Then again, logical actions would require a competent administration (and wouldn't have started a war of choice in the first place).
[+8] u/HotEmu463: Internet last night was in Apocalypse mode
[+8] u/DietFoods: IRGC General Ibrahim Jabari says Iran is ready to fight a 10-year war with the United States.
Does Iran know the war is pretty much over? Lol
[+8] u/deevee12: Market clearly saw some encouraging developments in the past day that it didn't before
End of the war already starting to be priced in? Seems overly optimistic at this point, but also nothing ever happens so we'll probably be back at ATHs in a few weeks 🤷♂️
[+8] u/NotGucci: Bears can't really do much these days.
[+8] u/AntoniaFauci: Indexes gone vertical. Someone knows something.
[+8] u/UnObtainium17: The price action of oil today would be reflected at the pump tomorrow, right?
[+8] u/lolog123: is now a good time to invest into the market?
[+8] u/looool_k_libtard: VIX climbing above $31.50 now. Time to start buying stocks on sale, who knows when this shit cools down but above $30 is almost always a good buy zone.
[+8] u/RamCockUpMyAss: Kind of a weak dip from what was predicted yesterday, oil also back around ~$100. Couple that with 85% of the S&P 500 is smashing earnings and many raising guidance, I believe we will be back at ATHs sooner rather than later. In my view these inorganic dips are gifts and don't last long. All it takes is a quick reversal ("mission accomplished") from Trump and the markets will rocket again, we've seen this MANY times thus far.
Any cash bears finally buying today? Likely deploying my bonus today but probably will DCA it a bit.
[+8] u/Direct_Remove509: You can V every day but daily 1% drops still add up.
[+8] u/JayRock1970: Glad I didn't panic sell this morning 😅
[+8] u/Serraph105: Now the S&P is back to where we were in October 🎉 lol
edit the immediate downvote is hilarious. 🥾😋
[+8] u/Dazzling-Compote-394: such a fucking kangaroo market lmao
[+7] u/drew-gen-x: It would be beneficial for everyone to look at a 10 or 20 year chart for WTI Crude Oil. $60 is the 10 year average. $120 is the 10 year high. At what price did WTI Crude Oil get rejected at today? If you answered just under $120 you would be correct. At what price did Crude Oil begin this bull run higher? If you answered around $60 you would again be correct.
Now this doesn't mean Crude oil can't retest $120 resistance level and breakout to a new 10 year high. But it is not a shocker at all that crude oil was rejected at $120 today.
I think this new American gambling addiction culture has ruined too many people's ability to make rational financial decisions. Buy low. Sell high.
[+7] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: How did we swing from -2.5% to +1%? A legit 3.5% move on what?
[+7] u/wtf_is_up: >"Money is like a bar of soap — the more you touch it, the less you have."
You guys like Buffett quotes
[+7] u/UnObtainium17: I am surprised oil went sliding back down that quickly.. like those oil facilities that got bombed are still burning today and will probably stay offline the entire 2026.
[+7] u/NotGucci: >President Trump says war could be over soon, CBS reports
Explains the green candles. Guess TACO is on the menu today. We going rip tomorrow.
[+7] u/Dazzling-Compote-394: Trump saw $120 oil and futures crashing mega hard Sunday night and knew he needed to TACO and rescue the markets today.
[+7] u/xflashbackxbrd: Trump talking out of both sides of his mouth, whats new. Buying opp for oil if the market takes the bait.
[+7] u/NotGucci: >Trump will hold news conference tonight as war enters second week
>“I will hold a News Conference from a Doral Ballroom at approximately 5:30 P.M.,” Trump wrote.
TACO is coming
[+7] u/KiraJosuke: Reminder that Trump and senators have said that Cuba is likely next. Create another dump within a month
[+7] u/tachyonvelocity: Trump's presser wasn't bullish, but the good news is something's going on in the Strait, dozens of tankers seem to be lining up to cross.
There's also this news: IRAN PLANS TO IMPOSE DUTIES ON TANKERS IN PERSIAN GULF: CNN
It seems Iran realizes completely shutting down the strait isn't beneficial as it attracts more military ships and nations to the region. So instead they might choose to charge a fee for security, this at least means oil prices have a ceiling.
[+6] u/MutaliskGluon: Job market is still shit.
Big tech is still burning through their cash reserves to buy chips thay arent even plugged in y et.
Valuations are still super high, and even higher when you use FCF and not manipulated EPS.
Makes sense for things to go green /s
[+6] u/calm_discussion_3500: WOW that final rally. S&P really did go from almost -3% last night to green.
Do you remember when oil was $120 and all the negativity here absolutely convinced the crash had begun? Then oil even got down to $81 today.
Such a powerful reminder of the importance of being level-headed and not overly emotional investing. There's a lot of opportunities for the disciplined and pitfalls for those that get wrapped up in only the absolute worst case fears.
[+6] u/Dazzling-Compote-394: I'm sure he scheduled this press conference as another market manipulating opportunity to rescue indices from falling off a cliff. He'll talk about opening up the Strait, war will be ending soon, we're winning bigly/mission accomplished/Iran is no longer a threat blah blah.
[+6] u/Current_Animator7546: Wonder if we are dropping oil for the next leg up?
[+6] u/calm_discussion_3500: Oil more volatile than my alcoholic dad busting through the door at 3 am.
[+6] u/CUbuffGuy: I seriously can't believe this session. What the fuck is this market.
It's literally all vibes based. OH the president thinks the war is nbd? Let's move oil 30%.
Literally all algo momentum shit. Just constantly trying to front run the move so hard it makes a move bigger than the original move would have been. Literally broke the market.
[+6] u/Dazzling-Compote-394: This TACO was easy to predict when Trump initially stated the war could last for weeks. That was his pathetically obvious attempt to under promise and overdeliver by then ending it much sooner and being able to say, "Look see how great we did?"
[+6] u/MaxDragonMan: Still pretty happy with my portfolio overall, even if the start to 2026 has been somewhat negative. Not selling anything based on these latest developments, and I'm not backing up the truck to buy anything either.
I presume everyone else is still mostly holding, right?
[+6] u/joe4942: It's ultimately up to the shipping insurance companies to decide when the Strait of Hormuz can return to normal. Until the insurance companies are ready to insure again, supply shortage continues.
[+6] u/joe4942: Oil dip getting bought lol.
[+5] u/captainstrange94: RDDT leading the charge downwards. When the market recovers, somehow RDDT nosedives even harder. Its down YTD same as DUOL despite having significantly better outlook. I genuinely feel speechless.
[+5] u/joe4942: International stocks seemed like a slam dunk earlier in the year, but not anymore.
[+5] u/joe4942: Oil sold off on the headlines about the G-7, but now it sounds like there's no agreement? https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-09/france-says-g-7-not-there-yet-on-releasing-oil-stockpiles
[+5] u/gamjatang111: Trump: "I think the iran war is pretty much complete" -CBS from X
[+5] u/VoidMageZero: I don't buy it, this seems fake AF.
[+5] u/FallAspenLeaves: Side note. I’ve been checking X to see if this is trending…..nothing!! Almost all sports trending, that is unusual for a weekday.
Weird.
[+5] u/doctah_Y: Little late but we're here
[+5] u/theflash1234: TACO trade still alive and well.
[+5] u/FallAspenLeaves: What is Israel saying today about the “war ending”? Any bombing still going on now?
We are in a huge mess, Iran isn’t gojng to just let this go.