Daily Discussion Thread for September 1, 2026

[+19] u/Low_Host5641: Yeah fuck this im selling all my holdings and re-entering end of November [+15] u/BackgroundProof117: For those who aren't following the news the reason that we have such a steep downward trajectory for the spy this morning is because someone here held an overnight call. Im not pointing fingers im just taking a roll call. Who decided to hold overnight and fuck up our casino? Well??? [+14] u/calvin_tam: I finally understood what green day meant by wake me up when September ends [+13] u/night_shredder: Are the mods too lazy or too busy with gay butt stuff to fix the damn dashboard? [+11] u/housemouse431: we gonna pump straight into 9am, give overnight call holders hope only to red dildo at 9:30 but keep in a range that kills both calls and puts. the end. [+10] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: dont forget to downvote this stupid bots shilling for that stupid company [+10] u/FartPolluter: Leopold Asspergers has told the regarded permabols to look to his coming at first light on the fifth day, at dawn, looking to the East. [+10] u/Born_Chocolate9295: gopro more like gaypro am i right? [+9] u/Downtown_Shoulder638: Sold 50k shares of GoPro yesterday for a 4% loss. Would’ve been up 120% rn pm [+8] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: MANY WILL PERISH AT THE CASINO TODAY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE AND DONATION. [+8] u/daviper87: # Let’s spend another $3T to summarize my emails that I don’t read anyway. [+8] u/Kooky_Resource6348: when will mods fix this BS [+8] u/cutmylifeintopcs: If this ends up green I swear I won’t be touching my pipi for a whole 30 days [+8] u/Standard-Anywhere641: Short gopro go millionaire [+8] u/Fortnait739595958: How the fuck do you FOMO into a +100% ticker with a 35% decline in sales just because a youtuber bought shares, he wont make it go back to 2018 levels, people now buy insta to record in 360, or dji for their drones [+8] u/daviper87: # Gopro will make full self driving space data center ai cameras running on venezuelan oil [+7] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Kevin Warsh: If you don't fix the board, i will raise by 0.50 points. [+7] u/GainzandPumpz: Brent crude back in the $90s, we'll have talks of a peace deal by eow [+6] u/BackgroundProof117: The euro fucks beat us to the punch eh!? Never trust a mofo who eats beans toast amd tomato for breakfast [+6] u/thetalentedmrbowser: # 10 year treasury yield at highest level since 2007 [+6] u/billypalmier: The bond market says hi! 🔫 [+5] u/Necessary_Relief_126: Fuck why did I just buy more shares, I’m gonna be a GoPro bagholder aren’t I [+5] u/dontslambro: It’s fucked btw. Thanks donnie [+5] u/Frosty1397: 1st day of September Why my port 🔴? [+5] u/Fortnait739595958: This chat: "bers cooked", " bulls cooked", "my bs bags will go 10x EOD for the dumbest reason you ever seen", " please mango deal naw" [+5] u/xReMaKe: Why do we keep falling for this market when it keeps repeating itself? Are we that fucking dumb? [+5] u/night_shredder: what's the man child up to? it's exhausting to track every truth [+5] u/dpatel211: 769.41 for the second day in a row? Don’t mind if I do! I haven’t checked my port in a few days thanks to this reliable and handy chart. [+5] u/PatientAd9394: Dell will crash the market. [+5] u/CornMonkey-Original: so he’s going to talk with refiners about reducing the price of gas. . . interesting. [+5] u/Capital-Pineapple961: The board is stucked on a terrible red day, and that’s why market is going down. The only way to save the economy and fix the time loop is to fix the board. [+5] u/Got_Engineers: SOXL was $300 near end of June now it’s like $110 lol [+17] u/-----Marcel-----: TL;DR: Biggest earnings growth ever recorded and high beta just had its worst crash in history anyway. Indices near ATH while hundreds of names are down 40-70% on no company news. It's not fundamentals, it's 🥭 restarting a war he'd already backed out of, sending oil, inflation and yields to the moon. September seasonality + midterms + VIX at two-year lows is the next leg. Stocks are cheap, macro is self-inflicted garbage. I don't really care what anyone says. This market is pure fucking garbage, and the stretches of cancerous price action since Trump's inauguration have been miserable. You get a couple of good months and then half a year of trash tape with the lowest volume in decades. People keep saying "but look how much the market is up this year." In reality we'd be way higher under any other administration. We're sitting on the biggest earnings growth ever recorded, it isn't even close. The largest companies in the world are putting up numbers that are genuinely mind-blowing. Trump inherited what was arguably the setup for the biggest bull market in history, right in the middle of the AI revolution, with basically every large cap reaccelerating and improving metrics across the board. Individual companies are growing at a pace that may never be replicated again, and yet the broader market is performing relatively ordinarily because of all the unnecessary disruption. The price action over the past 20 months is completely illogical. You get a few decent months and then pure ass tape afterward. There are stretches where the S&P pumps and fades intraday nearly every day for 2-3 months straight, which absolutely destroys anything high beta or momentum. But when the indices rebound, the names that got sent lower don't recover at all. So the indices sit flat while hundreds of individual names drop 40-70%, most of them with zero negative headlines or company-specific bad news. The manipulation and price suppression across sectors is ridiculous too. Photonics, data centers, space, pick any of them, they move in the exact same direction nearly minute for minute regardless of timeframe. These algos control just about everything now. There's nothing organic left in the price action. Everyone on WSB and the other investing subs owns high beta momentum names, and everyone knows the risk. Drawdowns come with the territory and they happen multiple times over any long enough period. But what these stocks have gone through the past three months is historic. The average high beta name is down about 30% from its highs while the indices sit near all-time highs. July was the single biggest high beta momentum crash ever recorded, surpassing COVID, the financial crisis, and the early part of the dot-com unwind, with the average drawdown hitting 45% from the top on the exact names retail owns. Almost all of this traces back to 🥭 and the geopolitical chaos around his administration. The same thing happened repeatedly through 2025 every time geopolitics went to shit, and it's been an ongoing problem for most of this year. A pointless war against Iran, who holds most of the leverage, sends oil and inflation skyrocketing. Rate hike expectations explode. Yields rip to their highest levels this century. The administration goes out and fumbles every question about it, exactly like Bessent did yesterday. All of that lands directly on high beta. That's the whole mechanism. And it was self-inflicted from the start. He kicked off a crash, realized he'd fucked up, and pulled back. Then people called him weak and pathetic for backing down, his ego couldn't take it, and he restarted the war at full scale. The market had already priced the conflict as over. Now we're back in some of the worst geopolitical conditions in years. Yields are at 20 year highs. Oil is elevated. Inflation is getting pushed higher by the war and the uncertainty around it. Americans are dealing with some of the hardest economic conditions they've faced in years while the administration seemingly doesn't give a fuck. The US and Israel have been warning about the Iranian nuclear threat for literal decades, but we're supposed to believe it suddenly justifies all of this now, and people still buy it. Meanwhile the US is bleeding an unfathomable amount of money on this thing while straining relations with basically everyone. Warsh, Bessent, 🥭, the whole adminstration is a circus contributing to the disruption. And for what? Most of this would go away if the geopolitical situation calmed down. Unfortunately this administration has shown no intention of letting that happen. What's coming next is the part that actually worries me. The indexes are practically at all-time highs, the VIX is near two-year lows, and we're heading into September, historically the worst month for seasonality, with midterms right behind it. Midterm years have historically seen substantial index pullbacks, usually somewhere around 8-12% off the highs. Stack all of that together, a historically low VIX, terrible geopolitics, September seasonality, and midterm uncertainty, and high beta could get absolutely destroyed all over again. Some of these names could easily finish 70-80%+ below their highs for the year if it really turns. He could genuinely lose both the House and the Senate over this and fuck himself completely going into the back half of his presidency. The amount of destruction being manufactured right before midterms is unbelievable. The frustrating part is that none of this is a fundamentals problem. Individual stocks are cheap. Mega caps are cheap. The indexes are cheap relative to the earnings growth we're actually getting. If the US had a competent, stable administration that wasn't generating a new crisis every other week, I genuinely think the Nasdaq and S&P would be substantially higher than they are. The underlying earnings growth and technological progress are extraordinary. Instead we're stuck dealing with self-inflicted macro and geopolitical problems that shouldn't exist in the first place. [+16] u/Bichael-Murry: THE CHARTS ARE BROKEN THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER [+15] u/LostMallDoll: Go >!fuck yourself!< [+15] u/BakaYellow: why would Hunter Biden's laptop do this [+15] u/alphamonkeyishere: JUST IN - GS and JPM issue warning about massive dump today due to increased fiber consumption within their management boards [+14] u/Soffatjockis: Yes mango Let's escalate the trade war with Canada when oil and yields are mooning out of control Very smart. Art of the deal. 5D chess. [+13] u/Mean_Yesterday_7981: Mods have let this place go to hell [+13] u/yourgirl696969: Imagine if that retard didn’t start the war [+12] u/Ante_social_music: Donald trump announces plan to change all the cameras in the White House women’s bathrooms to American made GOPROS. Thank you for your attention to this matter. [+11] u/Murky-Gate7795: What dumb thing did 🥭 say this morning to tank stocks and moon oil? [+11] u/Trashpanda7193: Go pro dump is going to create generational bag holders [+11] u/JackORoses: Turns out the Art of the Deal Guy is actually horrible at making deals [+11] u/2BFrank69: This last 2 months have been fucking horrible! [+11] u/twostroke1: Just got to work. Time to spend the next 8 hours doing absolute 0 work and gambling on my phone the entire time. It’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it. [+10] u/patricktu1258: Semi are so depressing these two months [+10] u/likamuka: BOJ GOVERNOR UEDA LIKELY MET US TREASURY SECRETARY BESSET ON SIDELINES OF G20 FINANCE LEADERS' MEETING ON SUNDAY to DISCUSS THE GLOBAL FINANCIAL COLLAPSE, SOURCE SAYS [+10] u/Designer-Salt-3119: Trump might say that he is disappointed that Warsh raise rates, but the next day he will point all missiles at JPOW and say that it was all his fault🤣 [+10] u/Happy-Champion1661: what year is this, are we in 2008 again? [+9] u/PlandomeProwler: I woke up with raging morning wood and when I opened up futures it went away [+9] u/Fhyzikz: Bought SPY shares last night expecting overnight drift to the upside so I can sell in pre. Now I am bagholding SPY [+9] u/Busy-Needleworker523: So far story is playing out as expected. Monday   drop but recover to reward dip buyers Tuesday drop harder to wipe out dip buyers and enter new bears. Reverse Wednesday to trap bears, Thursday go up premarket to make call buyers think the trend reversed, and boom, it’s Black Friday. [+9] u/Turd_burglar76: Boy that didn’t take long for Sept to show its true fall market colors. [+8] u/Blumpkinkings: Said I’d buy everyone a gift $200 if we get a -2% day. I have 110 765P man… [+8] u/RichSpecific4490: How is having a data center in my community going to make me rich lmao. Having a data center in my community is going to make YOU rich. [+8] u/lococommotion: At the “monke just wants to break even” stage [+8] u/Specific-Path3179: USA navy soldiers are unaliving themselves because ships are running out of diet co-coler and you think you're winning lmfao [+8] u/CJtheHermitt: Is this stupid graphic ever going to start working again? [+8] u/mayorolivia: This market is fucked [+8] u/hayleybts: Qatar: Mediation efforts continue to reach US-Iran deal. Pump it regards [+8] u/31andnotdone: handsome investors everywhere [+8] u/socrates4eva: There is zero chance that Warsh will hike rates before the midterm. [+8] u/luckyinfil: SeptemBEAR, octoBEAR, novemBEAR, decembEAR [+8] u/Harder_Than_Lemonade: I got out of margin to buy a house. Then went back in and down 10% of my down payment. Yep, I’m a retard [+7] u/MarginOfSanity: Need a x50 to recover…. [+7] u/Virtual-Leg305: Starting to think none of us have a clue [+7] u/Fhyzikz: What time tweet that the war is over forever? [+7] u/PhotonicsIsFried: Gopro is up 100% premarket and people here still arguing if they should get in. Like where will it go? 800%? [+7] u/4dham: your capital is at risk. [+7] u/theWesternReserve: I’m almost out of money this sucks. [+7] u/Whole_Tea_4383: $RDDT will either make me rich in 2-3 years or it will be the biggest lesson of my life [+7] u/JudgmentCharming355: F U 🥭and this stupid war :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: [+7] u/Jdom666: green day ez. no way we don’t atleast scratch scratch 772 [+7] u/Rebel8787: Called the bank and asked them to double the interest on my fixed mortgage, I’m not grinding hard enough yet [+7] u/Diligent_Fondant6761: Is inflation, poverty, war etc. all priced in? Just asking to be safe? [+7] u/Samurai_2X77: Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything [+7] u/twostroke1: I am literally cooked if spy doesn’t go to 1200 today. [+7] u/Soffatjockis: A financial collapse due to the actions of an orange fruit was promised to the rednecks 3000 years ago [+6] u/Soffatjockis: Hey Claude. How low are the oil reserves now? Claude: ...what oil reserves? Shit, we are fucked. [+6] u/SirNational258: Made $1300 on puts. I have no idea where tf this is going now. I'm out for the day [+6] u/bertacle: How long has it been since we had a -2% day? probably months [+6] u/ThatGuyDan123: Bro they can put a data center straight in my ass if it will pump my soxl [+6] u/Curious-Bird-8159: oil and vix ripping , Spy taking a shit , No bols screamin nonsense in all caps. Good morning [+6] u/hayleybts: I swear I'm tired of this 🥭 and Iran thing, like when does it end????? [+6] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Robinhood really fucked up their UI [+6] u/DahyunDabFan: Everything being sold. Where the money going? [+6] u/Throwingdartsmouth: If I were wise, I would either start watching the news or stop trading. Instead, I'll continue not watching the news and trading blindly into whatever nonsense is happening. [+6] u/No_Presentation9490: datacenters gonna be like chinese real estate in like 3 yrs from now [+6] u/L0pat0: Feeling a little joevery… [+6] u/Vlashaaak: Premarket feeling zesty today [+6] u/Quick_Brilliant_7738: Wake up guys the economy needs us [+6] u/LaughCompetitive1504: market is red because of the announcements around 10:30 today. it can swing either way after them. [+6] u/Street_Action9006: Nvidia bout to go down to 210 on there latest circular financing deal with hut [+6] u/Valkorion335786: Taking PTO today to play Metal Gear Solid 4 [+6] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Iran is signaling pretty hard that they placed their calls and are ready for the agreed upon taco. [+6] u/Outside_Ad4446: I only buy stocks that make me lose money, we are not the same.. [+6] u/twostroke1: Bears sound smart, bulls make money. Just reinforces the fact that you need to be retarded to make money in this market. [+6] u/financiallythriving: Sources say Kevin Warsh’s task force is actually ChatGPT 5.6 [+6] u/version-two: Time to stop paying taxes. I’m gonna go throw some tea into Lake Ontario - anybody willing to stand in solidarity with me? [+5] u/hayleybts: GREEN BY OPEN GREEN BY OPEN GREEN BY OPEN GREEN BY OPEN 💚 🟩 💚✨️💚🟩✨️🟩 [+5] u/Soffatjockis: We gonna get a repeat of 2022 this fall? Rate hikes and stocks dying. Problem is, this time. Raising rates will break things. [+5] u/Remigius: My entire August gains and then some gone because of Aug 31 [+5] u/BusyZookeepergame201: So we just got the worst pre market ever. Even visa is down [+5] u/BusyZookeepergame201: Go pro is crashing 50% in 5 days [+5] u/atrox3838: What's the deal today? People finally realizing inflation 3.3% is the new 2%? [+5] u/oknBagholding: Gopro 1.80 holders show yourselves [+5] u/collegefootballfan69: Doesn’t look good boys i sold everything yesterday [+5] u/DHCPme: Good morning! Futures show a solid start to September! [+5] u/Poopybuttsuck: Up $20 on go pro. Should I get a 911 or a c8? [+5] u/Walking72: Pre market takes us back to about June 1st [+5] u/alphamonkeyishere: titty tanker passed through Hormuz [+5] u/theWesternReserve: I’m guessing the world is ending bc a rate increase is on the way? [+5] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Data in a little over an hour. Only going to get worse, bols. [+5] u/RedditPoster05: Wow an entire ad break on CNBC was AI commercials. Never seen that before. [+5] u/sloanemonroe: Yeah, that end of day qqq pump yesterday was bullshit. Glad I bought puts [+5] u/-sakuranbo: the remaining months end in ber its over for bols [+5] u/Due-Fisherman-4459: did somebody eat a bat?! [+5] u/Cra_Sh10: Why does one grandpa has the control over my hard earned money? [+5] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: *This just buy calls thing isn't exactly the ticket to early retirement I envisioned.* [+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: I guess if I was a pedophile I’d probably ruin a country too [+5] u/TumbleweedHealthy226: How in the world is the daily board STILL broken? It’s been a week [+5] u/TYC888: holy shit. down to 700 it goes [+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: I am officially all in with all margin deployed. wish me luck [+5] u/user4443337: WHY IS IT GOING DOWN [+17] u/SnoStrm: Well my port is blown for the 80th time this year. See you soon. [+16] u/ChemistLeading3484: Oh look another premarket move that should’ve happened during regular hours. Fuck premarket and after hours [+12] u/Top_Library_6480: We are all long term bag holders [+12] u/TimeToGetTheBread: I’m so tired of this shit [+12] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: The Iran war is finally killing the market. 🥭 and his yes men had a million chances to resolve things yet they just don’t care and now my port is paying the price [+11] u/Due-Dirt-8428: If the 10 year hits 5% then it will be at 5% which is higher than 2.6% [+11] u/Thetagang888: should i panic sell? [+11] u/soscribbly: Can anyone explain why we are still fighting Iran? These mfs were never a problem before Trump bombed them [+10] u/trsx5: Really fun that the war keeps restarting every week [+10] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Who cares if my port goes down and everything costs more. Atleast we have Lake America now, love the winning! [+9] u/guccioli: Don’t go to market today guys [+9] u/No-Reception-3324: "You wouldnt download a barrel of oil would you?" [+9] u/captain_casino: Trading this market feels like a combat sport [+9] u/OftenOlives: How long before 10Y hits 5% and Bessent's head explodes live on CNBC? My Over/Under under a month. [+9] u/soa333: Donny time to send the military to the bond markets [+8] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Buying META was a mistake [+8] u/Vikkio92: It's honestly incredible how literally everything I buy drops at least 20% within a couple of days of me buying. I need to start selling a reverse-me ETF. [+8] u/hb2xdr: Just woke up, wtf is the news [+8] u/soa333: Time to sell low. Will buyback when we hit ATH next week. [+8] u/era_2000: I’m gonna start crying in the casino [+8] u/tossaway1040: Oil calls - trump is fcking retarded and doesnt know how to end this war [+8] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Bessent was the guy that clicked the mouse button while Druckenmiller and Soros stood over his shoulder. [+8] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: I bought call at close yesterday. it all made sense [+7] u/the_mind_goblin1: well this is either the gut check moment or the start of the dump, either way i'm going to choose wrong and lose it all [+7] u/Reply_Stunning: some of you are feeling extremely homosexual as the open gets close [+7] u/Reply_Stunning: bers like it in the ass [+7] u/RabbiBonez: 5% bonds mean fuck when earnings outpace and US debt is unreliable. [+7] u/SoloOutdoor: Not sure if bots or full fledged retards [+7] u/CUbuffGuy: Waiting for you to buy puts before we get a random "IRAN HAS SIGNED PEACE DEAL" Tweet and gap up like 3% on SPY [+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: rotation from memory into wearable camera devices [+7] u/Important_Shirt_1567: Looks like🥭 can kiss the midterms goodbye! Going to lose the house and senate. [+7] u/ercanbas: Once it drops under $760 it’s over [+7] u/noobletato: Not FOMOing into GoPro. I just know this will plummet the moment I buy [+7] u/cryptohorn: It’s never been so over in the history of being over [+7] u/VTI4LYFE69: Remember the good ole days when we never had to hear about Iran or the strait of Hormuz [+7] u/steem99: why would Iran do this to us 😔 [+7] u/ap1618: Yields up, oil up, jobs down, market down, the famous mango economy [+7] u/kazkeb: Thanks, Donald Jihad Trump [+6] u/ComfortablePiglet842: This is punishment for all of us not allowing data centers in our neighborhoods [+6] u/hmmmmmmmmmidk: Just mansplained to someone that abusing influence for financial gain isn’t a “cool thing” to do even if others are doing it or doing it worse. 2 wrongs don’t make it right, right??????????????? [+6] u/BFox1982: If you bought GoPro 5 years ago, you're only down 84%. [+6] u/Late_Impression_7168: Im actually at the strait and everything is normal and peaceful! I trade from here on my yacht [+6] u/Abe2025: Its never been so joever in the history of joevers [+6] u/Baked_potato123: Chart looks broken af [+6] u/Illustrious_Job1951: #INCREASE MY YEILDS HARDER DADDY [+6] u/Rootlevelprivileges: All this because he renamed a lake. [+6] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: Nvda when I have 217 puts: 🚫 Nvda in pre w no holdings: 📉 📉 📉 [+6] u/Aldribuds: "If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day" ~ Jake the Snek 🐍 [+6] u/necsuss: I am forced to do a Leopold Aschenbrenner today and tomorrow I am getting married [+6] u/era_2000: Holy shit spy just eradicated my acc pre market [+6] u/gigo3030: You gopro bros are idiots [+6] u/big-baller-47: Don’t open the casino [+6] u/h8beinsober08: Big big pump today 💪 [+6] u/mysuruhuduga: Why tf are we tanking ? [+6] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Hopefully there isn't a relationship between bond yields and housing affordability [+6] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: A lot of people here appear to haven’t been born before the 2008 crash and it shows [+6] u/stock_dude9: There will be some fake pre market buying before a big dump after open [+6] u/canxkoz: I thing todays a green day [+6] u/Tropicalfisher: Donald all you had to do was not start a fight with literally every other country and we would be at 850. That's all you had to do [+6] u/TreGet234: Oil, yields breaking out Negative rsi divergence spy Oh yeah it's michael bearry time. [+6] u/poletti21: wtf is GOOGL doing crazy discount price [+6] u/nemo_hoesss: Half of yall in here voted for this shit, no crying [+6] u/soa333: Imagine paying 🥭 $100k to access his dumb posts and still be red [+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Anyone else just numb to the dumps at this point [+5] u/sleepygarner: “You have power over your mind — not outside events. Realize this, when you're behind the dumpster.” - Ruggus Aurelius [+5] u/stonksncardboard: Regards buying gopro because a youtuber has a significant ownership. Hope you have heavy bags🤡 [+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: GoPro +46% After YouTuber Markiplier Becomes Biggest Shareholder *who the fuck is Markiplier lol* [+5] u/cryptohorn: De-escalate deez nuts [+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Bessent is a terrible liar [+5] u/ideletedmyaccount04: Be careful today. I thought about buying something today. That is a very top signal. I only get the itch to buy an investment product during a peak. Be safe. [+5] u/AirwickS: 🎶 *Wake me up when September ends* 🎶😭 [+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: i am scared of what’s gonna happen at market open but kinda like it tbh [+5] u/jasperCrow: Interest rates mooning are NOT priced in. The market still thinks Bussy has the power to do YCC. 😂😂😂. This is an emperor has no clothes moment holy fuck 👹👹👹👹 [+5] u/Anchises1: Bitcoin the only safe haven in this mess [+5] u/thatdude845: Is the bottom gonna drop out at open? 🤔 [+5] u/_Netgirth: 90% fear, 95% greed. It’s not a zero sum situation [+5] u/Thebaxxxx: 🫵😎 Wheres your jpow now 🫵😎 [+5] u/Madsen13140: Why numbers go down on my app and not up [+5] u/Hwangoutpltr: ➖➖➖🟩🟩➖🟩🟩 ➖➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩 ➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 [+5] u/MotorAppointment453: How many of you are married closet gay [+5] u/Bam2458: 30 yr going to keep ripping higher til orange boi and Iran make peace deal #521. Pressure is on with midterms only 9 weeks out. [+5] u/GuwopGOAT: I’ve just been slowly losing 2-3k a day for the last 3 weeks. When was the last time we rallied lol [+5] u/VTI4LYFE69: Orange Man announce zero super tankers were hit and Iran was lying. Save me [+5] u/shreddedcheese42069: its my birthday lets get a 10% day on spy for no reason pls [+5] u/PlasticComplexReddit: Too bearish in here tbh. [+5] u/volckerwasright: If everyone in this thread gets fired in next hour we can tank job numbers enough to save my calls [+5] u/vermilli21: Great day to panic sell everything at open [+5] u/neal_73: Meta fucked me yesterday. Meta will fuck me today. [+5] u/PossumImposter2: To the guy who made the post about GRPO yesterday, thank you. [+5] u/Ok-Reach-2580: How long before 🥭 panic tweeting starts up to pop the stock market back up [+5] u/NativePlant870: Bulls getting red light therapy this morning [+5] u/unholy-confetti: I am a bull but this is a -3% day on the nasdaq [+5] u/Prestigious_Way_738: Why did I sell puts yesterday 😖😖😖 [+5] u/ATHLETIC-BUILD: You guys do know overnight futures mean nothing right? There is no volume. Green dildos at open like clockwork. [+5] u/OftenOlives: If not AI, not yields, not CRE (thanks regionals), but oil makes this economy fall off the knifes edge I'll be so annoyed. We have so much of the stuff, this is stupid. [+5] u/Fernyfern7: TACO YOU CRAZY BASTARD! [+5] u/thatsmymayo: Trumpies have fucked this country up so much. What a bunch of losers [+5] u/imsolost3090: If you bought GoPro 2 hours ago you are already down -17% LMAO 🐻🤌🤌🤌 [+5] u/Unassisted3P: Why doesn't the United States just pay off all its debt, are they stupid? [+5] u/Striker_Game: tank it you orange sucking fatfuckers [+5] u/KMI_Dragon_Knight: Outside the US, people sell their bonds. In US, it is bonds selling off their people. [+5] u/Potential-Plum7187: Cool casual stock manipulation by Markiplier. [+5] u/Powerful-Eye5108: lets make gopros great again [+5] u/Equivalent_to13: when market opens I am afraid to look at the loses [+5] u/All_YourBase: What was the big news in the middle of the night that caused everything to tank? [+5] u/themayorhere: Yikes.. I am looking RED [+5] u/MotorAppointment453: The rate cuts being priced in now . [+5] u/Rich-Badger-7601: Anyone else starting to feel like Bessent is being set up as the ultimate fall guy for when the bond market dam breaks [+5] u/kev0795: Cooked since last Friday [+5] u/Peacemaker7711: endgame releasing soon with 7 minutes extra screen time, u could wait [+27] u/WordsHappenedHere: Wheat sugar and corn up double digits this year. Fuel and gas up. Oil up. Beef, coffee and other staples up huge. All primarily because of tariff policy, Iran war and massive deficit spending. Government over here running $2 trillion deficits. MAGA voter: “I voted for Trump because prices are too high” Lol [+16] u/ClarkFable: You elect people who support Regan era policies and act surprised when we start to move toward Regan era yields [+12] u/znightmaree: It would be so poetic to see 🥭 lose all support and get impeached because he tanked the stock market. [+11] u/Affectionate_Fly7659: It’s the relentless bullshit every fucking day. Not a single day of trading without some retarded narrative fucking everything up. Fuck this scam ass piece of shit 💩 [+11] u/Tay_Tay86: Ok there is literally another random account posting about the camera stock every 30 seconds. Something smells fishy af. Don't be stupid and get drawn into a pump and dump scheme and this does smell like a scheme [+8] u/Regenbooggeit: Holding space isn’t taking me to the moon. [+8] u/Poordad90: I bought marvell, because I like the their comic books and Endgame is coming out soon. for sure will break the box office. Straight too the moon with this shit [+8] u/Tis_But_A_Scratch___: This ticker shit broken since yesterday? [+8] u/TemporaryMushroom850: I've just spoken to John Markets, he said there is nothing to worry about, pump inbound [+8] u/EdoTensei10: I’m fucking tired boss [+8] u/AprilsSecretAccount: Welcome to the Moron Market. The Dear Leader is a moron. The market acts accordingly. [+8] u/Ilovebadjokes: Is losing 97% of your port in 2 months good? [+8] u/carcotasu081: I am so FUCKING TIRED of the stock market this year [+8] u/JoeSimps123: How are people seeing the 10 year yield, war in middle east, hawkish fed, oil prices, and trade war and still be bullish? [+8] u/ohnoesthisisit: fuck your groceries. fuck your gas. fuck your rent and your mortgage. papa needs a new ballroom. plus you're getting shipped out to iran soon anyway [+8] u/Useful-Ad8923: GoPro rugpull took only 1 second to happen LOLLL [+8] u/Poordad90: Good news guys, I'm officially a long term investor in marvell. (certified bagholder) [+8] u/MarginCalledManager: So Markiplier goes all over social media talking about how he dropped $9.3 million on a penny stock to become its largest shareholder the day before a $1.14 merger/buyout was announced. Dude really doesn't know how to do insider trading safely does he... [+7] u/BreakingBadBones: Yeah no way trump is gonna win the midterms [+7] u/Starkfault: It’s starting to seem like full porting volatile space stocks that were already +200% YoY was a bad idea [+7] u/BreakingBadBones: NEW DATA IN 4 MIN HOLD YA HORSES LADIES [+7] u/studermd: So bearish in here, y’all know what that means [+7] u/VOO_bull_forever: # bers were right all along [+7] u/PenguinOfB00m: It's funny cause there's nothing under 763 for SPY, it's just a zone where bulls rallied without a second thought [+7] u/Muted-South4737: Can't wait to sell at open then buy back in at a higher price. It is good to have a system. [+7] u/Axwe8: Tomatoes up 20% Gas prices up 30% at the pump.  Fed rates: unchanged # 🤡 world [+7] u/KittyLover-7: Remember on 90% of red days, there’s always a bait pump at open before it starts barrelling down [+7] u/neoneutra3: holy that drop on Gopro lmaooooo [+7] u/No-Pressure2341: Gpro didn't drop you idiots. It isn't trading. The price hasn't updated because it halted premarket [+6] u/Much-Creme1362: oopsie daisy we did too much debt [+6] u/confused_teabagger: half this sub right now: >my port is very diversified, why red? ... port is all AI, semis, memory, SpaceX, with sprinkling of other meme stocks [+6] u/BrockDouken13: A retard in motion is going to go further than a genius at rest [+6] u/Main_Ad3943: can we just get our lost century candle done and over with so trading can return to normal [+6] u/Public_Ideal84: Yeah this shit’s thoroughly cooked, get out while you can 🎩 [+6] u/Thotmas01: Military can’t even deal with Iran. Just start pumping their budget into stocks. [+6] u/kryptonyk: OMG ITS THE FUCKING BIG ONE GUYS AHHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJSKDLDOFGOMGNR [+6] u/Burtonwurton: lol fucking GOOGL doesnt stop dying. [+6] u/freddymojo: Picked a bad time to max out my roth [+6] u/SteveStacks: Wake me up when september ends [+6] u/Tay_Tay86: I hate these shills trying to pump a certain action camera stock It's below the market cap for wsb you tards [+6] u/Junkingfool: Guessing i lost around 10k in this pre market bullshit [+6] u/Ok-Operation1391: GoPro to merge with starman optical [+6] u/mousepop321: 11k gone in 1 week LMAO 🤌 [+6] u/bruhhzilla: so they can just halt stocks that aren't going their way now? this whole shit is a scam honestly [+6] u/BreakingBadBones: Man i miss when i didnt discover stock trading [+5] u/picksicx: my port was 440k in Oct 2025, todays it's 210k, went as low as 130k in March. [+5] u/zorna0: Bessent: "It is my belief that we've seen a supply shock. And traditionally, you don't raise \[interest rates\] into a supply shock unless you see second or third order effects, and we are seeing the core inflation has remained very, very restrained." WHY COULDNT BESSENT BE THE FED CHAIR sigh [+5] u/ima_badfriend: If the widget was fixed this wouldn't have happened to us [+5] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: Can we get a YouTuber to go heavy in MRVL? [+5] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Mods should just go ahead and sticky the crisis line again [+5] u/Generallyrude: Puts on wsb till they fix the chart [+5] u/johannschmidt: I bought GLD yesterday. Incredible [+5] u/doortoNarnia: up 218% YTD, might fuck off until after midterms ngl [+5] u/ThickFerret1651: Being a bear is actually gay [+5] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: sept is gonna be red and gey af [+5] u/Bright_Interaction73: Holy i have 766 puts [+5] u/YepRabbit: just wake up, what the hell is happening????? [+5] u/Cybernator1: Calls at open but definitely short every pump [+5] u/aupperk24: I just found out you can buy spx options 24 hours. I bought some calls at like 10pm last night. Woke up and it was $0.05 🤡 [+5] u/Fun_Presentation_215: I pray for broadcom to reverse all AI shit tomorrow [+5] u/powerboner: Go Pro LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [+5] u/ObjectiveAd9242: Robinhood changed their layout and it’s pissing me off lol [+5] u/crazyfool319: So many morons on this thread think GoPro suddenly fell 50% not being able to tell it's halted. If this doesn't confirm the most retarded people in the world are active daily thread posters, I don't know what will [+5] u/i_empathetic: September usually sucks. Good to see we're not wasting any time. [+5] u/bemeda: Whoever said -2% yesterday, you just might be right [+5] u/bjrklinhampe: **GOPRO ENTERS INTO DEFINITIVE AGREEMENT TO MERGE WITH STARMAN OPTICAL, INC.** GoPro shareholders will receive an aggregate cash payment of $285 million, or $1.14 per share, subject to potential adjustment based on GoPro's net working capital at closing and will maintain ownership of approximately 10% of the outstanding shares of the Company. GoPro's outstanding debt of approximately $92 million will be repaid in full at closing, resulting in a clean, substantially debt-free balance sheet. [+5] u/BreakingBadBones: Holy fok. This is scary. Lost all my port. Cant feed my chickens this montj [+5] u/tripstermcgee808: When does the circuit breaker trigger on this thread [+5] u/shinigami_2245: The trading “gurus” all signaled calls to swing for today, I been in their comments all morning trying to get them to admit they were wrong [+5] u/Clittle93: Elon always says by “next week” with anything and it’s never as good or delivered on time. Nothing burger [+5] u/Ledd10: I don't believe this drop and I think a V will come. However I don't have any money on the side to buy the dip. [+5] u/DependentPangolin818: Markets go up and down that is certain, what's also certain is me selling MU once it hits my average of $1050, note that down Citadel. [+5] u/TeaDrinkerMonster: Fix the damn widget! [+5] u/TowelFart: i honestly think i would make more money on slot machines than investing in this current market [+5] u/Spare_Material_8259: I got killed on nbis [+5] u/yayaya888: Good morning and happy September everybody let’s make some money [+5] u/KnewTwoDiss: Dang Jelly Roll needs to change his stage name to Flat Bread. [+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: It's an identical repeat of yesterday I shit you not lol [+5] u/Trollzore: They told me to buy stocks bc they’re safe. I’m now -6% YTD in Ai stonks [+5] u/Dectane12345: Time to panic and sell everything [+5] u/tommyboy441: GOOGL is about to clock in for another day of sodomizing me [+5] u/Straight-Spinach2619: Rates will not rise don’t get scared out of buying [+5] u/visionarymind: Hop on LinkedIn & slide in Lorna’s DMs [+9] u/spellbadgrammargood: Tech CEOs: AI is the FUTURE and will be worth trillions! Also tech CEOs: *selling their shares like no tomorrow* [+9] u/SuspiciousLack9384: the orange retard is to blame [+8] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: These companies keep posting good earnings, too bad we got a "tard" in charge. [+8] u/Emilio___Molestevez: nice job spamming TACO jokes retards now he's got something to prove and we're all fucked [+8] u/meh1526: this is the fakest pump ive ever seen [+8] u/Goldleader-23: Oh look another bullshit V [+8] u/-IQ200: My leaps (2dte) are getting cooked fam. [+7] u/looool_k_libtard: 🥭 starts selling his tweets for 100k and now we don’t hear from him as yields go vertical and markets are a shit show lmao [+7] u/Few_Measurement_5243: A Momment of silence for GoPro bag holders [+7] u/2020isgreat: Selling GOOGL to buy internet explorer [+7] u/Warren_Buffetts_Alt: That's a buy signal if I've ever seen one [+6] u/daddysgirl794: # GOPRO ACQUIRED FOR $1.14 LMAOOOOOO [+6] u/zer0_chance284: I buy dip, it dips more, I buy dip, it dips more. 😔 [+6] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Buying calls on spy is free money rn btw [+6] u/ebitdasga: Well the 1.56 mark my GoPro shares are at is toast [+6] u/NoRiskNoGainz: Turns out starting a war and alienating your allies leads to economic downfall. [+6] u/DarkR124: Puts seem way too obvious and no way to justify market going up today so they going to crab walk rest of day to fuck everyone equally. [+6] u/I_work_too_much: Hey look at that I'm losing money. That always happens. [+6] u/sa-sa-sa-soma: september lookin green af (i'm color blind) [+6] u/Lower-Condition-4104: 30, 10, and 5 yr all stalled and dipped. We're fine. [+6] u/Snoo23417: Tempted to get into SOXL. Surely semis have one more run in them? [+6] u/TrickyDickCheney: A financial system built on debt has rising interest rates not seen in decades. This isn’t some abstract reason. [+5] u/LouieM13: BANK OF AMERICA VP KILLED IN TIMES SQUARE ATTACK Bank of America Vice President Erin Piacenti was fatally stabbed in Times Square on Monday during an apparently random attack. A 68-year-old tourist was also stabbed and hospitalized in stable condition. Police confronted the knife-wielding suspect, Pamela Cisneros, 49, who was fatally shot after Tasers failed to stop her. NYPD said investigators have no reason to believe the attack was terrorism-related. [+5] u/No_Stand5622: WSB got rugpulled by semi I got rugpulled by Nike We are not the same. [+5] u/zer0_chance284: I’m so boned, down 60% from ath [+5] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: Lowes CEO is a moronic ugly turtle looking regard who destroyed JC Penneys and is currently in the process of destroying Lowes. Shorting them till bankruptcy [+5] u/Altruistic-Jaguar-53: INB4 the GoPro people start a cult and start blaming “hedgies” for everything wrong with their lives 🤡 [+5] u/tails2729: Heard a stat today that 97% of job growth was in healthcare for 2025. Otherwise we would have lost 400k jobs. Yikes. [+5] u/YoDooley: GOPRO MERGER FOR $1.14 bahahahhaahhaahha. It’s even worse than dilution. [+5] u/superhappykid: See this red? It's all just pussy paper hands. They are about to run out of shares to sell. Then we V. [+5] u/Demented_Firefighter: these fucking bots pivoting to a new retarded ticker GoPro lol just like HTZ [+5] u/RetroDreamzz: Gpro debt free after closing #ilikethestock [+5] u/ebitdasga: I don’t think I’ve ever seen a public company announce a merger for 30% below market share price [+5] u/mso1337: September has opened red straight for the past 35 years and yall still bought calls? [+5] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: did go pro trap all those investors? [+5] u/rotorylampshade: would be terribly funny if we V at this point [+5] u/IllustriousTear1315: rich people pump the market to keep my hopes up [+5] u/Low_Technician9179: How you gonna sell Truth API then stop tweeting crazy insider shit [+5] u/Spy300: >TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: WE WILL GROW OUR WAY OUT OF DEBT >TRUMP: I LOVE THE INFLATION >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! ✅️ [+5] u/gregot76: what happened to the V you bulls always talk about [+5] u/No-Magazine-4717: GoPro gonna hit $5 EOY [+5] u/ChampagnePapi-: I’ve lost everything [+5] u/Ok-Bumblebee1526: How the fuck is it calls everyday except when I buy calls? [+5] u/tropicalia84: # TOO FUCKING EASY!!!!!!!!! # DIP BUYERS ABSOLUTELY FEASTING [+5] u/Level_Counter3062: People here really have avg cost basis of $900 on MU lmfao [+5] u/Unusual-Lie8889: She thought I said go slow I said go pro [+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: The market moved more from 4:05 - 4:10 am than it has in the last 50 minutes [+5] u/Individual-Motor-167: CNBC guy saying 5 to 10 percent of ai revenue goes to ubi. It would have to be a much higher percentage, if they even ever were to be profitable. "Instead of oil, we have tokens." This market is so cooked run by know nothing CEOs and just trust c suite fake journalists. [+5] u/Spy300: >WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >BESSENT: WARSH AND I ARE ON THE SAME PAGE ON BONDS >WARSH: MY PRIOR RELATIONSHIP WITH BESSENT PROVEN FRUITFUL >WARSH: DON'T THINK QE IS INHERENTLY INFLATIONARY ✅️ [+5] u/Routine-Agent-160: Shame on retarded wsb mods to not stop these fucking retarded bots. [+5] u/Separate_Baker7280: Rolling my GoPro position into Chegg [+5] u/WarmCan3034: Recession is over guys! [+5] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: “CANADA SAYS WE CAN START HAVING TRADE DISCUSSIONS WITH THE U.S. WHEN "AMERICANS STOP DOING MEMES, STOP THROWING SHADE, STOP TRYING TO BE TOUGH AND START BEING SERIOUS" Choking on my coffee [+5] u/IXI_Bman: Just sold everything. Market is a fuckimg joke. Until the market can trade normal I'm out of here. Enjoy the manipulated market gentlemen. Peace [+5] u/chird_: GoPro, the AI company? [+5] u/1lovemoney777: Have y’all seen that video of the guy being grabbed by an orangutan in the rainforest [+5] u/Round_Context_146: GRAB THE VIAGRA WE GOING FLACID!! [+5] u/OnwardFeats: this little chat in WSB is basically my entire social life. this weird annonymous void. I have no friends IRL [+5] u/hermeskino715: Was expecting to blame the Ks but...we the Ks now :sadpepe: [+5] u/Rexultdis: Enough is enough, we have to pass legislation to allow NVDA to go past 220. This is becoming ridiculous. [+5] u/Bravadette: I miss the way the world used to smell before the protein obsession made a comeback. [+5] u/Pitiful-Market8662: So bearish in here - gonna be a green day [+5] u/Itry31: So we going up at open or what? [+5] u/Elons-Musky-Balls: Selling most of my port last month to buy a new house might have not been a terrible decision after all [+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: I was told GDP can just increase 20% and we can grow our way out of debt. [+5] u/chainerection: Do you remember? The red market days of September? Bols got humbled their ports go deep red While chasing for 1 bagger [+5] u/Greatlakes_fish: Blew up my account in March recovered it in July blew it back up in August [+5] u/MagicMoon: What will happen on today's episode of "Will it V?" [+5] u/FuckleUp: Thailand issues prostitution warning as 5,000 US sailors arrive in tourist town after 200 days at sea [+5] u/Typingtext: I'm so good at buying calls, everytime I do market goes down 5-10%. Then I take a break a few months and repeat. [+5] u/OnwardFeats: Anyone using Bloomberg? I wish I had a bloomberg terminal [+16] u/Useful_Donut6789: options you bought: -35% options you looked at but didn't buy: +75% options you bought but sold after +20% profit: +150% [+12] u/precipicethoughts: What is this bs? Fix the app or ban it https://preview.redd.it/1yz22vuj8xmh1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=a7328d6d7ca38e66f300a98f405a0a9ccd28b23e [+7] u/Rosella2562: I’ve timed all my calls perfectly today to lose the maximum amount of money 😩 [+7] u/IndependentUsual7444: This is 3 red days in a row I think, which means rocket tomorrow [+6] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Got got Tupac's murder solved before GTA VI [+6] u/Samjabr: Watching an analyst on CNBC talk about "The Singularity" as a reason to buy NVDA. FML - these retards really just repeat the dumb shit they hear. [+6] u/Own-Recipe5908: Feel like Bessent is blabbering more than his boss these days. [+6] u/wenchanger: f*ck mango, it was tolerable knowing he was a pedo but now he proceeds to f*\*ck the stonks with Iran and canada what gives [+6] u/Snowman33001: She’s a 10 but she’s a flock camera [+5] u/owenmills04: I'm so f'ing pissed. We were going to do home renovations but my port is completely nuked [+5] u/FLRugDealer: Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool [+5] u/Throwaway37620: Everyone here is gay except me who is straight [+5] u/Togashi_pls: I don’t care if it’s up or down please just let us get some fucking momentum [+5] u/zestykite: If in doubt. Sell out [+5] u/Next-Sentence-8426: Hello I bought gopro at $1.74. How to contact markiplier directly about refund [+5] u/Full_Cash6140: Cramer said there's no way yields will fall. Buckle up [+5] u/Shoty6966-_-: Fuck I’m going to get gaped today regardless of what I do [+5] u/Primary_Ad2370: And this is why I bought calls expiring in January instead of weeklies [+5] u/italianrage138: puts on HOOD for this dogshit update [+5] u/wildcat1055: MRVL market cap 1 ~~Trillion~~ Billion any day now [+5] u/InspectorDabbit_: What a GLORIOUS RED DAY on this 1st of SeptemBEAR [+5] u/Several-Bridge-6287: Money printer is warming up, bessent just slept in this morning. [+5] u/iCaps_: im considering going full bear at this point, seems way more profitable to be short rather than long [+5] u/HorseTanker: Feels like we're going to see some form of crash today [+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Why am I a paperhanded bitch [+5] u/ITeachYourKidz: Is that my ass or a hole in the ground? [+5] u/ElliottSmith88: When does mrvl rebound? 🥲 [+5] u/wildcat1055: Them: "You're not ugly, you're poor" Me: "Why not both?" [+5] u/True-Assignment-3150: can’t image the guy who went all in on mrvl calls before earnings [+5] u/tzuica_de_mar: premarket is fake anyway [+5] u/Psychological_Fly109: US 10Y 4.8% hell yeah, only another 5.2% before I consider full porting bonds [+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: My dumb ass is gonna buy puts at open [+5] u/StonksInvesteur: Is this another setup for TACO Tuesday again? [+5] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Fuck my life dude. Any upward movement I see in my port only comes after a huge downward movement. Literally every time. If I buy into anything, it can always fall further. If I don't buy into something, it never dips and just keeps chugging upward forever. FUCK DUDE [+5] u/ThatGuyCalledEric: You had me at breast [+5] u/kvndoom: Gopro proved one thing... renting a reddit bot army was a good investment for somebody. [+5] u/SalmonTheSalesman: To shadow realm you go. [+9] u/Neader: Stock goes from -3% to -2% Calls goes up +2% Stock goes from -2% to -2.5% Call goes down -10% Very cool [+9] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Mom come pick me up. I got kicked out for crying😭 [+7] u/bearhunter429: #USA stands for United Scams of America LMAO🤌 [+7] u/nosebeerz420: Slight uptick in Epstein files talk again and all of a sudden the war is heating up lmfao [+7] u/delicious_oppai: Lol 20 761p for .10, sold at .59. [+6] u/hylian_prince: Someone stabbed and killed a VP at Bank of America  VP at a bank is not a leadership role, it’s a meaningless low level title [+6] u/CheapHero91: BERS STARTING TO SWEAT [+6] u/SteakEater137: SNDK Revenue +175% YoY SNDK Market Cap +2950% YoY ...nothing to see here folks. [+6] u/scanline-wyvern: SNDK added to MSCI, just FYI [+6] u/Marcellouss: Back to where I was a month ago. 58% gains gone. [+6] u/Purple-Cheetah-5691: Drill team 6 reporting for duty [+6] u/Hungry-Rain-6740: at least this time they are doing it while market is open [+6] u/Time_Independence355: USA is bombing IRAn during market open lmao [+6] u/mtownlax38: Oil going vertical and you regards are buying calls [+6] u/AegonTheMeh: Tariffs, bonds, oil, war Feels like I have been living the same day for two years in a row [+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Missed out a 100% ODTE gain because I went to go have sex with my wife [+6] u/mrbigshort: HIGH VOLUME DUMP LOW VOLUME PUMP you guys are cooked [+5] u/tldamico: Could QQQ just go to 713. I promise to never buy a call ever again. [+5] u/liquidtv78: if porn becomes illegal where do you think all that extra attention will be channeled into? [+5] u/Solid-Mood9571: Bers gonna watch the market go up the whole month lmao [+5] u/Infinite-Broccoli535: You guys don't see the spreads waiting to bleed out? [+5] u/SquirrelFeeling7982: It’s crazy the rights that squatters have. House down the road has a renter that won’t pay rent or move out so the owner is selling the house as is with the squatter still inside. They just took a picture from the road to list it 😩😆 [+5] u/2AMTrader: great, now hes going after china again... [+5] u/Loose_Hornet4126: Full port puts. I repeat, [+5] u/tommylol66: Dump this fking trash shit [+5] u/Difficult-Ask2278: Fuck I forgot stonks can go down sometimes [+5] u/Natarian86: Oh so that wasn't the dip to buy? Uh oh. [+5] u/nullzeroerror: People crying when the out of touch with reality oil markets start to wake up lmfao [+5] u/catfromgarfield: US 10 year treasury has appeared! Scott Bessent used INTERVENE! It's not very effective... [+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: Im starting to think 'daddy I'll totally stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon' guy doesn't know what he's doing [+5] u/Midget_Molester10: Baron just needs to close his puts around 10-11, then we will V when trump tweets a new deal. [+5] u/enc-nyc: You bought calls, huh? [+5] u/GainsCartel: "If Go Pro can keep moving up and make mainstream media we have something on our hands, if it dumps before then everybody's a bag holder" \~ The Guy That Hasn't Bought Yet... [+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Imagine jumping on a portable camera company when your phone essentially does the same thing. [+5] u/Novake: Why is everything red? Did SPY ceo make a comment yet? [+5] u/moazzam0: Lol more like GoBroke. [+5] u/throwaway9gk0k4k569: This is a lot of drama for a 0.25% interest rate increase. [+5] u/Powerful-Reaction607: Flat 762 all day. Spy won’t drop below 760 calling it now. [+5] u/Life-Trade-6514: AVGO is going to get fucked again on earnings due to geopolitical concerns arent they [+5] u/EatinPussySellnCalls: I'm talkin large NATURAL breasts [+5] u/Hairy-Internal2307: Good god close the damm CASINO [+5] u/Supertainment: I will never understand those of you who are specifically a bear or a bull... just take what the market gives you, the market isn't a sports team [+5] u/TheRealMysticX: spcx are you bout to do it [+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: I AM OUT HERE ON THE BID 🫴 [+5] u/Mr_Canada1867: Doom & Gloom in here over bonds is how i know SPY is going to 800 [+5] u/jeromewatdoink: NFLX all dips getting bought 🗿 [+5] u/PraetorianGuardHouse: Is everyone sleeping on Gopro? [+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: momentary pause in the V pay respects to the bearz [+5] u/WindNo3445: Full porting calls on the porno camera company will make me rich [+11] u/leoman2896: May the children that died in Gaza haunt Bibi and Biden forever. Trump as well. [+9] u/rygypi: “I’ll just hold my calls, it can’t get much worse” [+9] u/itachi544: WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS. [+9] u/furrypurpledinosaur: Crashing the economy just in time for midterms, brilliant political strategy. [+8] u/Bapu_: "oil prices will go way down" -government \*\* checks notes \*\* oil is way up [+8] u/Metal-Water: 0dte calls got me wishing my life was a 0dte [+8] u/Bastard-to-the-moon: bombs already priced in [+8] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: We all know that 🥭 will "conclude" the "extremely successful" strikes tonight after being "begged by everyone". [+8] u/davidbigham: Day 190 of "two weeks operation " . [+7] u/Horror_Yam_9078: The very rare "Tits Up" chart on SPY [+7] u/xlmtothemoon: trump bought puts guys, it's not that deep [+7] u/GetLostInNature: Can Trump have a stroke already or would they just pull a Mitch McConnell [+7] u/Super-Solution-2627: People forgot it's bullish to bomb Iran [+7] u/Cheesiest91: Here comes another run up for SPY [+7] u/eromynAwonKtnoDI: iren sounds like iran that's why it's down ytd [+7] u/taconomtaco: we should just drop to 700 [+7] u/Bob_the_peasant: Remove the chat feature, fix the price widget [+7] u/narusik: Just put cocaine on my butthole, good morning lets V [+6] u/Far-Assistance8605: 1:30 is when🥭 speaks, calls from here right? [+6] u/JJlaim: When are we back to bull market. This bear or camel or kangoroo or whatever this shit is already tiresome. [+6] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: The market needs to just drop 40% in a day and be done with it. This drip everyday is annoying [+6] u/NVDA_: This is all Obamna’s fault [+6] u/Happy-n-Healthy: I'm just glad they're fixing up the White House Bowling Alley [+6] u/Metal-Water: What a fucking joke. My calls are toast and so is my life [+6] u/Scarfaceb1tch: They are literally just wrecking options both ways [+6] u/EquivalentMobile7883: Should I panic and sell everything? [+6] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: **YOU WERE WARNED** **WHAT SEPTEMBEAR WOULD BRING** **THE MARKET WILL TOLERATE YOUR RETARDED BULLISHNESS NO LONGER** [+6] u/micheelay: If you lose money in your account and feel bad just add more. It’s so mentally refreshing [+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: Make sure you use a go pro to capture the moment you realize youre fucked [+6] u/Normal-Phase-1252: made 500 bucks today [+6] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: will absolutely not breach 761.50 [+6] u/sevyger89: It's been a long two weeks since the start of the war with Iran on February 28th [+6] u/bibbyman06: ENRON CALLS. NUMBERS HAVE BEEN UNBELIEVEABLE. [+6] u/GurHot8359: "Trump: US striking Iranian targets near the Strait of Hormuz. - Truth Social " [+6] u/Felix_Aterni: I'm really good at buying at the top. [+6] u/whodey84: Time for Bessent to bail out: The oil market, argentine peso, the Yen, 30Y [+5] u/Super-Solution-2627: If it dumps that hard on war speculation it will pump twice as hard on good news [+5] u/OneJellyfish5980: War is back on, vix mooning, bonds and yields bullshit idk I'm retarded, inflation and national debt sky high, AI tech chip bubble fizzled out, artificially inflated indexes, artificially suppressed oil... AND YOU'RE BULLISH!! [+5] u/Metal-Water: Your SPY calls have lost more than 20% since you opened them [+5] u/StrangeInsanity: 🥭 during the presser: The strait is open for business, eye-ran has no control and will never have control. All the tankers being hit news is fake news. If they are on fire it’s because they forgot to carry fire extinguishers with them. I am great, I did what all other presidents could never do. Everything wrong that happens is coz of Barack Hussein!! Obama, while everything good is because of me. [+5] u/want-to-be-tonystark: I FUCKING LOVE THAT DUDE WHO GAVE THE SAUCE AND IMAGE OF HIS STRATEGY ON QQQ ON THIS FUCKASS MARKET I HOPE YOU HAVE HUGE LOADS FOR LIFE [+5] u/Metal-Water: 0DTEs shedding years off my life. So stressful [+5] u/spwath: Because of today my account is at an all time high [+5] u/Keter_Regretter: despite the shape of today's chart, I am very much not lovin' it [+5] u/hellokittyss1: Got cash ready to buy the dip… said me last week [+5] u/themourningpoet: I feel so lonely whenever I lose money [+5] u/EnginrA: Now I know how the people who lived during the Great Depression felt [+5] u/Maleficent_Ad_3377: Too many people have puts. This thing is going up unfortch [+5] u/IndependentCut2760: These people here are shocked by go pro but invested in these quantum computing scam stocks. Go to sleep [+5] u/Practical-Health3455: This is looking dumpy. Get ready! [+5] u/Short-Mind-8850: 10 yr almost at 4.8%. WHERE WE AT SCOTTY? [+5] u/PompeiiSketches: Why would SPY fall when everyone knows its gonna pump +2% on new MOU announcement? The TACO cometh. [+5] u/PeachScary413: Oh boy I can't wait for the +15% peace deal pump in a couple of days 🤑🥰 [+5] u/Lelwrektnub: mango wants lower rates but doing everything in his power to make them raise it [+5] u/PowerSpecialist8700: Is it over for earth [+5] u/xironically23: How do I manage to buy a Nvidia call at the top and immediately it drops after I buy it [+5] u/abramoam1: It’s so over. Puts here, puts there, puts everywhere! Unless.. [+5] u/SxeySteve: Don't forget to take profits. Then use them to buy a bunch of garbage stocks [+5] u/Dude_HaHa: Mengo assembled quite the characters in Bessent, Cucklick, Hegseth and Bondi. Delulu avengers. [+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: implying nuclear attack: bullish [+5] u/gayforgoblin: Gambling is life <3 [+5] u/JohanLiebert92: no one cares about space anymore :( [+5] u/New_Ad_1682: If GoPro announced they were making dashcams for Hertz half of you would lose your parents' houses. [+5] u/Both-Watercress-6811: I’m full ported into GoPro but it’s halted and I’m trying to sell spreads [+5] u/tomtaietot: So, guys, listen up ! What will happen when SPY starts TO REALLY DROP ... 5% ... 10% ? What happens to semi ? [+5] u/Deshen87: Don't worry guys, Mango boy told us Iran was defeated 3 months ago [+5] u/Smallest-Yeet: Your portfolio has abandoned you G.I. [+5] u/ktempo: The fuck is this jank ass new robinhood update. Moving shit all over the place [+5] u/bruhsoundeffectmp3: But Lake America amirite fellas? [+5] u/Bigddaddi: Chop all day then dump or pump when nobody can play .... Fk this market [+5] u/TipEmpty8429: They cashed out in June [+5] u/xlmtothemoon: got downvoted for posting "gobroke", perfect top signal thank u regards [+5] u/aftherith: That V on META was godly [+5] u/Utilize3372: Feels like there's good money in televangelism. [+5] u/Bob_the_peasant: Behold, the dip you’ve all been waiting to reload calls on. [+5] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: Oh no a bombing just happened that we knew was coming. Freak out and sell [+5] u/GurHot8359: just get a 2nd credit card to pay for the first one [+5] u/sck178: Let SeptemBEAR commence 🔥🔥🔥🐻🔥🔥🔥 burn it all [+5] u/Solid_Plays: Yall out here waiting for market to open, meanwhile I bought my SPX puts at like 5:00 AM and just sold [+5] u/PatrickSebast: One of the most satisfying things about AI market place for me will be the slow death of obnoxious small scope enterprise software with 4-5 figure license costs. My only regret is that I didn't build one of those scam software packages myself. [+5] u/miata_only: Foldable phones are so last year what if we had entire foldable computers that were small enough to use on your lap? [+5] u/Weak-Equal-9084: Iam not going to fucking look at my portfolio [+5] u/InvincibleRoman: i am up 2 hours of my hourly wage... yay! [+5] u/jmc774: After all why shouldn't I full port space stocks at these levels... [+5] u/PuzzledLeader8941: I have given my friends so much dogshit trading advice [+5] u/Cheesiest91: Hold the SPY calls! We’re going green bois! [+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: oh shit son we dumpin [+18] u/Open_Waltz6902: Trade war with Canada Iran war 40T in national debt Good job America 👍 [+13] u/Uisce-beatha: "But he'll run tha country like a biznass!" Dude inherited today's equivalent of $1.6 billion in cash, real estate holdings worth billions and a rental empire. He could have thrown a dart at any city other than NYC and 10x or 20x his money by buying in the 80s yet he somehow fucked that up. He was $4 billion in debt and his "businesses" were losing $250 million a year by 2000. Every single business he started went under except for real estate which he had no part in as he inherited all of it. Mark Burnett saved his ass by pitching the apprentice to him but in true Taco fashion, he didn't want to do it because he only knows how to fail. And here we are watching an ETF behave like a penny stock waiting for the announcement of War #17 with Iran to be finished. [+13] u/DH64: Imagine buying options in 1920 and you lived 20min from the NYSE. They’re up 100% and by the time you get to the NYSE to sell your whole port is blown up [+10] u/welrope: Shrek dick any second [+10] u/Which-Fudge-7452: Taco gonna bankrupt this country. Who the fk bankrupt the casinos that too in the US where everyone wants to become rich in a day or two. This dude is a legend. [+10] u/Ble_h: Well my calls were doing good until we started bombing Iran again. [+9] u/ds1385: man, fuck oil and fuck bonds. sick of this shit [+9] u/Wows_Nightly_News: - Check ticker - that can't be right - refreshes - it's actually worse. [+8] u/Jaredthegoat_: spy bols who held too long got cooked lmao [+8] u/pmotiveforce: Hey bols.. feel that itch in your butthole, or as you call it your "spy-de sense?". That's from Germany just saying Russia attacked their airport. Now, contrary to prevailing opinion Europe would absolutely fucking waffle stomp paper tiger Russia who can't even deal with Ukraine, but it would send market crashing. [+8] u/Necessary_Fly_9266: Ready for the iran wants to make a deal so bad tweet [+8] u/Concept-Plastic: Memory prices keep goin up Memory stocks keep falling We all can just go fuck ourselves [+8] u/Sea_Confusion_2770: Just wait until the Koreans see what the fuck you did today. You just wait. [+7] u/Which-Fudge-7452: The most bullshit thing is Taco calling for a rate cut. Is he stupid or something? [+7] u/No_Fig_7835: This who Iran conflict really fucking sucks what a clown show [+7] u/ez399017: Why would MU do this to me 😔 [+7] u/Which-Fudge-7452: I want to see Taco's reaction once warsh raise the interest rates. He will start nuking the fed instead of Iran. [+7] u/pix3lpush3rnw: im gonna start praying to benjamin netanyahu [+7] u/Living_Tax_2790: People asking "what happened" today like they don't know what a bond market is, what inflation is, or how oil affects the economy [+7] u/greyenlightenment: Another forever-war. [+7] u/welrope: Iran launching misslez [+7] u/Specialist-Lie-9548: im a bull now bull bull bull MANGO I NEED YOU TO END THIS WAR TONIGHT THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER PRAISE ALLAH PRINCESS DIANA DOLLY PARTON AND MUHAMMED [+7] u/Nervous-Sky2414: You know it's bad when the only things that are green are the VIX and the price of oil. [+7] u/welrope: Downvotes growing. God and country hating bears waking up [+7] u/slothropdroptop: No new wars except another forever middle east war to raise inflation as acutely as possible. Oh and trade wars to do the same. God damn it Sleepy Joe why did you make the US do this! [+7] u/n00bL0rd42069: ITS FUCKING OVER SELL EVERYTHING [+6] u/ebfeebfe: Hey Oil, is war back on the menu, or are you just excited to see me? [+6] u/Interesting-Rub4482: Yet another day of truly regarded price action [+6] u/Mr_Pongo: Bounce between 761 and 762 for the rest of the day confirmed [+6] u/barelyreadsenglish: love that saylor's first shitcoin purchase in months and he bought the top again [+6] u/Fast-Steak-7730: A 2% candle would be nice. Imagine the premium!! [+6] u/populist_rationalist: > Reuters reporting that President Trump struck SPY CEO in the face after a verbal spat. [+6] u/Specialist-Lie-9548: i told u guys with gopro that it would be over tonight i had a feeling acquisition would happen company would take advantage of the pump i knew it congrats bagholders ANY BAGHOLDERS REPORT IMMEDIATELY ONCE ACQUISITION IS COMPLETE MARK A LIAR THATS (MARK A PLIER) FINESSED Y'ALL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER INSHALLAH PRAISE BE TO ALLAH [+6] u/rocier: Those barrels of gasoline i got sitting in my back yard in the phoenix sun with no lid are worth a fortune! [+6] u/rubsdikonxpensivshit: It’s pretending it wants to drop while consolidating but we all know you want an eod pump spy [+6] u/CollegeSorry5923: https://preview.redd.it/d3vysaohcymh1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d563952bf679057a4bacbf92bce12fd83b61b28f This looks like a meme. Poor mio. [+6] u/sunwarrior0978: Red days are only fine when I have cash, otherwise it is not, indeed, fine. [+6] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: This is Bidens market! Good job Donald Biden. [+5] u/ThatFUTGuy: senile dementia guy who is rumoured to walk with an exoskeleton takes on entire islamic republic with alcoholic in charge of war plans the strait will open guys don’t worry 😂🤡🤌🏼 [+5] u/SurpiseCurrencyDebas: goal is $2k a day locked in profit [+5] u/caliwillbemine: WTI just broke $90. It’s Tuesday. Get the seasoned beef, iceberg lettuce, and shitty shredded cheese ready. It’s Taco Time. [+5] u/CantaloupeSea48: Almost 2PM. That time when that woman named Margi comes a calling, [+5] u/Aardvark-Tall: trump bet one million on polymarket because he knows when to give up [+5] u/TheMallard1: bers don't buy that 3rd monitor yet [+5] u/CultureForsaken3762: You guys miss the Sleepy One yet? [+5] u/PopTartsAndBeer: 0DTE SPY 760 put - looking meh [+5] u/Boiledhours: “ Dow drops 400 points after U.S. launches new attacks on Iran targets” We are never getting out of this shit till this mofo hits the bucket or out of office. Lol [+5] u/Brilliant_Project923: If you stupid motherfuckers would stop buying every goddamn dip this thing could actually correct and continue in a healthy manner instead of this AIDS fucking chop [+5] u/potato111a: Saylor sold 6,900 Corn at around 60,000 just to buy 4,600 back at 80,000 LMAO 🤌 [+5] u/Zach-_-Thomas: Should I hold my SPY 0DTE till end of day? [+5] u/YOLOdollhair: Funny how Mango says Iran is out of fries, yet they keep filling the bag with more fries. [+5] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: I was promised Armageddon. Bolz, put the fries in my asshole. [+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Listening now... I don't hear anything at all [+5] u/draaavn: Nice all my gains wiped [+5] u/InitiativeKooky818: Shorting oil (i just drove off from the pump without paying) [+5] u/OkBeginning9576: GLAD I DIDNT LISTEN TO THAT MONEY BURNING DIP u/tropicalia84 AND BUY CALLS TRIPLE DOWN PUTS [+5] u/Tirikemen: "SPY pumps every day but not today" Some of y'all have awful memories. Try changing from 1-minute candles to 1-day candles for once and look at all the red. SPY has been hard stuck between 760-780 for a month. [+5] u/Only-Newspaper-8593: Do I seriously have to use the Robinhood Banking app just to get money into my brokerage account? [+5] u/SurpiseCurrencyDebas: unleashing barrage after barrage on dirt patch [+5] u/HayflickLimiter: Fuck the stock market. Fuck everything good in this world. Everyone here can go fuck themselves [+5] u/Ayydeeez: Where tf is the bottom 😂😂 [+5] u/Kindled808: Gopro merge you all got fucked so fast 😭😭😭 [+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Yep fuck this shit is not moving today at all [+5] u/Czyzzle: SPY forming a "I'll just put the tip in" pattern on the 5 minute [+5] u/SangerGRBY: GOOGL could find the cure for cancer tmr, stock would pump 20% before cratering 40%. [+5] u/Careless-Place-170: Oh no guys they'll go to war with the 10 year... [+5] u/Lucixxx6: spy is about to pump [+5] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: The moment oil hits 100, taco will start with the iran wants to make a deal bs [+5] u/populist_rationalist: They always hold this bullshit up for overnight moves [+5] u/J_da_CPA: Claude has been slow af. I guess I’ll just do it myself [+15] u/yahooms: # OIL PRICE IS TOO HIGH, DRIVING INFLATION UP - LET'S ATTACK IRAN SO IT GOES EVEN HIGHER. # BEEF COST IS TOO HIGH - LET'S TARIFF CANADA AND BLOCK EVEN MORE SUPPLY. # GUYS, CAN YOU HELP ME UNDERSTAND WHAT I’M MISSING IN THIS LOGIC? [+9] u/Peeeeech: 7% mortgage rate and $5 gas going into the midterms [+9] u/IAMAHOOKWORM: Wowie so happy spy went 760 to 769.41 in 15 min as our beautiful working board shows so clearly 🥰 [+9] u/eyerollingsex: JUST IN: Kremlin reveals Trump, Putin, & Xi may hold their first ever three-way [+9] u/AntiOriginalUsername: I can’t believe Joseph Hussein Clinton would do this. [+8] u/Cool_Watercress3816: You could’ve put a literal duck in the White House in 2024 and the market would be higher than it is under 🥭 [+8] u/wizlanator: Oh god this is going to be historic how bad bers get choked [+8] u/GoonSquadCommand: I used to think my family just acted stupid, turns out they are in fact stupid as fuck [+8] u/yahooms: # WE SHOULD HAVE LEFT THE MIDDLE EARTH ALONE AND GAS PRICE WILL BE LIKE $2. [+7] u/Unhedged-Fund: fuck off with this september bs, lets V [+7] u/LongHealth: Canada: “We will negotiate with the Americans when they stop doing memes.” LMFAO [+7] u/AgitatedJump8459: Your president is a cancerous fuck that rapes children. And if you voted for him, and still support him and his followers, I wish you all but prosperity for all the suffering they have caused and that you are partly responsible for. Anyway, calls. [+7] u/CauliflowerNo6976: Getting rugged by Markiplier was a sign of something dark on the way [+7] u/Civil-Soup2863: I like to think of myself as a “vibe trader”. [+7] u/A10cc: LOL Jebidiah and Cleatus still blaming sleepy man instead of fruit salad man LMAO [+7] u/money2019m: not even joking but if dell calls don’t print i might have to actually get a second job at wendy’s to pay off my margin [+7] u/aew2019: I’m not fucking selling. Selling is for pussies. They can liquidate me at zero, I don’t give a fuck. [+6] u/SupremeTimeline: No joke i bought calls for the first time yesterday. Literally Years of occasional losing my paycheck to puts but wow im suprised. Glad it wasnt that much. [+6] u/BRodIsRad: So excited for my first recession I'm fucking shaking [+6] u/PenaltyDistinct2632: 🥭 desperately doing the jerking off 2 guys dance in front of a Bloomberg terminal to try and pedo pump the markets atm [+6] u/PuzzleheadedCycle744: boy was i wrong on a lot today [+6] u/skychief99: Its okay to full port the $13.50 you have left. [+6] u/jyohnyb: Why would biden do this [+6] u/yahooms: # April 2026: WH assures voters gas prices will go down in summer despite ‘short-term volatility’ # JUST LIKE INFLATION IS TRANSITORY 🙄 [+6] u/Low_Plastic363: My Portugal index fund (no AI, just boring dead European economy shit) - +11.27% YTD. VOO/SPY - +11.42% YTD. It is literally possible that Mango has cost us +15% more with directionless fuckery. He could have just sat back and printed money for himself and us. [+6] u/empty-bensen: Fear is the port killer… [+6] u/unhappyreach_: I'm at the age where I actually love Costco [+6] u/Majestic-Baby-3407: how do i stop playing options [+5] u/wizlanator: Small dick bers about to be silent [+5] u/Due_Fennel_8965: That better have been the bottom [+5] u/LongHealth: Bond yields will crash the market. Guaranteed [+5] u/drcornwallis23: I got blood in my eyes [+5] u/OldWonder5865: Who leaked the Dell earnings lmao [+5] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: We are one fucking day into September and everyone already has their knickers in a twist (shoutout to the 🤡 troll Scott Jennings on that one). Relax people. Stop buying 0dtes and you’ll be ok… [+5] u/KingOfTheBritons96: Sold my puts too early, but profit is profit [+5] u/mog75: Rent is due today and i AINT PAYIN [+5] u/Sandvicheater: Everybody longing puts like its was the next best thing since sliced bread only to get their knees cut off by some giant macro economic bull news next week and they all be shouting rigged markets. [+5] u/JuggernautFront1190: I'm not mad I'm just disappointed [+5] u/smokeyjoe0612: what is this 1%? a dump for ants? [+5] u/patmccock86: Someone preventing a massive free fall, this is so annoying [+5] u/Ok-Flatworm-3397: Im closing my Robinhood account lmao [+5] u/Pete26l96: Can't we confirm this guy Markiplier was insider trading, buying a huge position in gopro right before an undisclosed meger... [+5] u/zarfidemha: We striking when markets are open? That’s new [+5] u/unhappyreach_: We are so back shots [+5] u/Tobyjoe7292: Started 3 weeks ago , it blistered me too [+5] u/Creamed_Dreamer: Alrighty time for mango to manipulate the bond market, and earnings for Dell and AVGO enough to send SPY up 4% EOW. [+5] u/Xzlk: 170m for Enzo. How do I short this [+5] u/Lord-Destro: BUY CALLS BUY THE DIP [+5] u/gamersEmpire: Stocks only go down 📉 [+5] u/Patient-Shopping-236: $780 they gonna pump it [+5] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: I run my port the way America runs the Iran War. I don't need experts. I don't need "people who know what they're doing". [+5] u/A10cc: Imagine thinking fruit salad man was the man fit for the job LMAO Puts on obese Murica LMAO [+5] u/wizlanator: Bears should be drafted first [+5] u/Majestic-Baby-3407: headline this morning: bond market getting yippy. 2pm: usa striking iran more. 3pm: I loaded up on puts. 9:30am tomorrow morning: spy will gap up obviously. [+5] u/Fast-Reply6409: Trump to announce invasion of Greece in order to secure the supply of extra virgin oil before the midterms [+5] u/Substantial_Monk8440: black September is amongus [+11] u/broke_person: Dell back to where it was before market opened. LMFAOOOOOOO [+9] u/Locke_____Lamora: 7th day of not taking a single trade. I think I have ascended the mortal plane. [+6] u/BackgroundNet1: Pretty funny mango hates renewable energy but his Iran war is doing more to push market investment towards renewables than anything else in recent years 🤣🤣 [+6] u/Organic-Calendar-244: Full porting DELL on margin. Let’s go [+6] u/Syllabub_Visual: HOT take but taxing unrealized gains is the dumbest and most traitorous thing you can do… [+6] u/A_Credo: And V cancelled. lol [+6] u/Eric142: Dell +30% AH. Why? Cause I'm full of hopium [+5] u/freehouse_throwaway: cant complain. went from -1k to +200 gains are gainssssss [+5] u/Mammoth-Fee1592: You live under a rock since 2010 or something [+5] u/NotMe357: Free money from Japan gone.... Gambling Money from Korean gone.... Low interest Money from the world gone... We need new Money into the market! [+5] u/MakeResonableChoices: I wonder if the algos smoke a Newport when market closes 🤷🏻‍♂️ [+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: Let’s be honest this market is not trustworthy. Buying anything here is a coin flip [+5] u/JustLurkCarryOn: Been listening to a lot of history podcasts lately that were recorded over a decade ago, and it’s really eerie how similar things in America are right now compared to Rome and Macedonia before they both went tits up. Until then, buy the dip boys. [+5] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: I thought stocks only go up 😭 [+5] u/Amitriptylinekoning: oil please i cant take more 😖😖😖😣😣 [+5] u/nimoronic: Bought calls. I’m sorry it’s gonna reverse [+5] u/heildirimsiegerkranz: So guys shit market today? [+5] u/abroadbroadband: "but it will not be the biggest attack of them all, that is waiting in the wings" 💀 Not the teaser trailer to the trailer to the movie [+5] u/Comfortable_Mud_4477: Who fucking cares about GoPro tbh. [+5] u/country-mac4: I just flipped short for my entire port