What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, August 26, 2026

[+22] u/guzzledglizzy: I hate trading options but god do I love trading options [+17] u/TreGet234: Imagine nvidia misses earnings and admits ai is nonsense and announces a return to becoming a gaming first company. [+16] u/Throwaway37620: Imagine eating Shakira booty [+15] u/Sick0h: If you invest just 12 cents a day for 40 years you can retire with enough money to buy a 2019 used Toyota Corolla. Never forget that. [+14] u/SxeySteve: Dolly was taken from us but 🥭 gets to live? Fuck this stupid timeline [+13] u/Villi187: If a stock needs constant positive news to move up, it's not worth investing. [+12] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Imagine paying $100k for early access to market moving posts and the person doesn't post a single market moving post 🤣🤣🤣. The old man doesn't love the market anymore [+11] u/youreaditfirst: Someone bought 400 DKS $130 PUTS 9/18 for $10 a piece and right now those options are worth $980 a piece. 4k to 400k 👏 [+11] u/SkyCaptain107: Death took the wrong 80yr old [+10] u/Samjabr: NVDA will beat and both the stock and market will tank. you're welcome [+10] u/Iulia_M: Gave myself heart palpitations all day, only to end up at the same spot I was at 30 minutes into the day. Went from +20% to -25% back to +20%. Need to check myself into degenerate rehab [+9] u/xlmtothemoon: HOLY FUCK diabolical miss from intushit [+9] u/Lostregard: Nvda dump tomorrow. There’s literally no where else to grow. [+9] u/TrueAnathema: Nvda gonna dip regardless of how well they perform in earnings. [+9] u/upvz: spy went up 10 cents, are we truly back? [+8] u/traderbusto: Quarterly reminder that ZOOM’s business model is selling a product that MSFT gives away for free. [+8] u/Glittering_Dig3798: JUST IN: Jim Cramer says Nvidia has no competitor :wow: [+7] u/ten7four: They say invest in what you use. So I bought short DICKS [+7] u/PROMlSED: If you aren’t selling iron condors into NVDA earnings, you hate free money [+7] u/Zerkron: My dumbass thought NVDA earnings was today market close [+7] u/No_Current3675: Some fuckstick at work keeps on asking me to do some kind of analysis on his shit data. Bitch please. Did the bare minimum and scheduled it to send to the cunt at 4:57pm on Friday. Piss the fuck off. [+7] u/Glittering_Dig3798: NVDA having record consecutive down days leading up to earnings is as bullish as it gets [+7] u/ajibtunes: Take me down to Penis City where the grass is penis and the girls are penis [+6] u/riteofpass: Pls something to get RKLB back to $100 im in shambles and about to live on the streets [+6] u/BadaBingSil: fuck taxes let's dump this tea party [+6] u/Over-Young8392: yeah us will totally follow through with the MoU and deliver Iran 300B. trump is known for paying his bills after all [+6] u/BicycleAggressive312: I paperhanded out of my nvda calls for a 2x gain like an insane person [+6] u/Embarrassed_Chain548: I had the chance to make a solid 300 today but instead I lost 450, who the fuck did I time every pump wrong and every dump wrong… I need to let this shit go [+6] u/Unh0lyCatf1sh: paying for my girl to get a boob job this weekend in honour of Dolly 🫡 [+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: Rip to those who bought puts at close [+5] u/dbainerr: "Oil futures post back-to-back losses as the U.S. tightens the economic squeeze on Iran, raising expectations the measures could bring Iran to the negotiating table. Iran held more talks with Oman about establishing a safe shipping route through the Strait of Hormuz, with the Omani foreign ministry saying a temporary corridor could be announced soon. "Future management of the strait and a permanent solution will follow in due course, as per article 5 of the Islamabad Memorandum," the ministry said. The U.S. rejects Iranian intentions of controlling or charging tolls to cross the strait, and maintains its blockade of Iranian ports." That's the only oil news I can see and its a fucking LARP [+5] u/Throwingdartsmouth: I won't be wasting my money on NVDA options tomorrow. The IV seriously never even comes close matching reality. [+5] u/bearhunter429: #Worst days in American history (in this order): 1) Any day where market is flat, 2) 9/11, 3) Pearl Harbor day LMAO🤌 [+5] u/KittyLover-7: Here’s how you become a millionaire Check SPX/SPY NY session opening price, if it’s under that buy calls, if it’s over that buy put Because this junk magically keeps closing at the opening price everyday after jerking options around all day [+5] u/regardus_maximus: LMFAO BERS ARE SO DONE [+5] u/Anameisheere: Jensen pls announce tomorrow how you will end the Iran war by personally paying them the 300b and that data centres on the moon and mars are in progress. Also if u don’t mind, say how NBIS helped facilitate this decision. Thnx broski [+5] u/PlanSeekX01: yeah the oil markets are loving the news holy fuck [+5] u/Yachtitect: Shoutout to the guy who broke Dollys death in here. After seeing that I scrambled to list an old shirt of hers on ebay for 300 and its already sold. Stock aint all we trading baby lets go! [+5] u/InMahPlums: they gonna put dolly's calcium cannons in the smithsonian? [+24] u/TaintedCleric: SPY 0dte is not gambling if you have a strategy. And my strategy is to gamble [+19] u/nevertradestock: Trading and investing ruined my life. I’ve lost everything, filed bankruptcy. My moral and mindset on life is gone. Fuck you Wall Street. Biggest legal scam on earth [+12] u/SPY_one_zillion: In case you were wondering, the National Debt just hit **$40,033,869,911,279** [+11] u/SoloOutdoor: My favorite part of the last decade is being lied too about absolutely everything. [+11] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Error** — You're banned from banbets for 113 more hours [+10] u/yourgirl696969: We might get an insane rally tomorrow off of NVDA if the ceasefire news is real [+10] u/leoman2896: Put Dolly Parton on the $20 bill. Fuck it [+9] u/Midget_Molester10: tomorrow determines whether or not I will begin generational wealth in my family, or move to romania and be a farmer. [+9] u/jmc774: The world lost a great set today 💔 [+8] u/I_like_code: I’m tired of being poor [+8] u/moorhound: The SEC needs to ban TAM projections because they're stupid as shit Total Addressable Market projections are what SPCX and now Anthropic are pushing when they're throwing out ~$30tn numbers. TAM is a hypothetical considering 100% market saturation for every product and service a company provides, i.e. impossible bullshit. Anthropic's basically saying "We see potential revenues of $40tn... If every person on earth gets a Claude subscription, every other AI company goes out of business, we replace 50+% of the workforce with Claude agents, and monopoly laws just become non-existent". They can say any bullshit number they want, because those conditions will never happen. It's like if I said I had a potential income of $2bn this year, in the event that I hit the Powerball every 2 days. [+8] u/dweeegs: Sorry NVDA only made a bajillion dollars and the whisper number was a gagillion dollars, -8% [+8] u/pingoo26: The head of the CIA in Russia is extremely weird and unusual however you look at it. [+8] u/Next-Sentence-8426: Ti 89 Texas instruments titanium version. Its scientific so you know it's accurate [+7] u/Final-Ad4960: Schrodinger's peace deal [+6] u/moorhound: Anthropic: "We're projecting the entire US annual GDP in potential revenues" Just start sending these mfs to jail for lying man [+6] u/SquirrelFeeling7982: Fast food is for retards. Except chipotle, that’s for winners 🤌 [+6] u/NoSenseMakes: PCE so bad we’re back to rumors of a deal [+6] u/tradezboi: Bitcoin going to dump HARD [+6] u/Xtal_D: It might just be me, but claiming a peace agreement is on its way while one side puts a bounty on the other leader's son seems a little incongruous. [+6] u/poozyfloor: So that’s it for the crypto pump [+6] u/learnoptionsandlose: I have a Walmart plus, capital one always decline their $99 charge and I get free Walmart plus, I don’t know how, every year rinse and repeat Free whopper, 25% Burger King off, paramount plus, free tire repair and 25 photo print every month, free shipping No wonder their earnings not that high [+6] u/corndog_messiah: I honestly don’t know how they did it but everyone thinks we are tanking on NVDA earnings [+6] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Anthropic targeting revenue greater than 1.5x the GDP of China. Meanwhile Claude Opus on high effort gets confused and hallucinates troubleshooting simple issues I have with my iPad. Cool story 👌😎👌. [+6] u/infinitewaters107: I unironically met a homeless woman once while volunteering who claimed she dated Bill Gates back in the 80s when his company had  about 40  employees. I didn’t believe her at first, but the next week she came back and showed me old photos of them together. It was pretty surreal lol.  I asked her what he was like, and she said he was a nerd and had literally nothing interesting to talk about outside computer stuff. So she broke it off. This was all before the ipo 😭. [+5] u/wallStBetModsRGayAF: I’m never going to financially recover from this [+5] u/Huntington777: Chipotle literally is not that good at all [+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: my future earnings opportunities are up to $31.5T [+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: calls on EU defense stocks. [+5] u/ZeroSumTruths: Either doomsday or moonday tomorrow. Depends on how much Jensen is willing to lie about. [+5] u/GoonSquadCommand: Going to once again ask they cook the books for inflation tomorrow [+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Crypto bros getting nervuss. [+5] u/Moxisxsx: Many people here will become homeless by the market close on Friday, hell is coming [+5] u/derprondo: I've never seen so many celebrity death posts. Dolly was a real one, y'all. [+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Yeesh Intuit huge miss.....Now and CRM should collapse off this miss as fear hits [+5] u/mindmush45: Intc staircase to hell [+5] u/AMX_revue: LMAO intu puts up 1500% [+5] u/VOO_bull_forever: # intu bols in absolute shambles. IT'S OVER. [+5] u/bluen: If anything knows the outcome of America after this administration, it's Nvidia's chips [+5] u/foamrollmyback: Wait so is there a deal or another fake out to prolong this till midterms [+5] u/Grandmaparty: ASTS is silent because there's a manufacturing issue. Textbook Scott Wisniewski special, go silent and hope everyone forgets what you said. [+5] u/SorryLifeguard7: RDDT pumping for no reason [+5] u/Many_Appeal1184: With 0DTE you either win or lose. So it’s 50/50 in my books, two binary outcomes. Come at me [+5] u/thethor1231: Cos it always dumps after earnings [+16] u/Ok_Cry7572: People keep asking why Trump suddenly got so hostile toward Canada this year. It’s not just the usual trade talk. Look at the Gordie Howe Bridge. Canada spent billions building a brand new public bridge between Detroit and Windsor. It was basically ready to open. The problem? It sits right next to the Ambassador Bridge, which is privately owned by the Moroun family and has been a monopoly cash machine for decades. Matthew Moroun (the guy who runs it) writes a $1 million check to a Trump super PAC in January. A few weeks later he gets a meeting with Commerce Secretary Lutnick. Hours after that meeting, Trump posts that he’s blocking the new bridge from opening until Canada “compensates” the U.S. and gives us half ownership. That’s the moment the temperature with Canada went from tense to open trade war talk. The Morouns spent 15 years and tens of millions trying to kill this bridge. They finally got the White House to do the heavy lifting for them. Suddenly “Canada is taking advantage of us” became the daily message. [+11] u/FeverTreeCloud: Dolly was one of the few decent human beings that actually gave a fuck about others [+11] u/OhioTheLandOfGreats: Bought nvidia puts as a hedge against my full semi portfolio 👌 [+10] u/Yolopoloanimelover: If nvidia miss earnings it will set us back to Stone Age that’s how much this earnings matters. [+9] u/financiallythriving: Imagine buying leaps (3DTE) and it still expires worthless [+8] u/Odd-Block-2998: I suspect most of us here are mediocre tech professionals who are fishing for a huge options gain before FIRE. Not good enough to get into Anthropic, also not good enough to +$20M in a year through options (yet), so we stuck here. [+8] u/NWJSMJ: Good luck NVDA gamblers [+7] u/Wall_St_Bussy: My wife thinks I’m “doing good” in the “stock market”. Im fucked [+7] u/TheoryInttro: I know the rule is no crying in the casino, but Dolly Parton died, so I feel like we can at least tolerate some quiet sobbing on company time tomorrow. [+6] u/iAmGrimTV: RELEASE THE KOREANS 🇰🇷 [+6] u/MischievousDoor: Nvidia is hot air rn expect 7% correction [+5] u/Material_Mongoose468: Going long on space sector and Dolly Parton memorabilia [+5] u/Queasy_Soil9646: 🥭 wants to restore the markets before midterms. Peace deal. Print money. Sell Melania. Do whatever it takes. [+5] u/Odd-Block-2998: We owe Jensen a $300 stock. Wall street just can't get over the fact NVDA is a $10T company. [+5] u/Fuck_boy3456: Full port SNDK MU please someone [+5] u/financiallythriving: The U.S. and Iran have reportedly reached a ceasefire agreement, according to a Russian news source. Neither the U.S. nor Iran have confirmed. lol [+5] u/SpiderWil: people hate both zoom n team bc dumb companies now monitor your status [+5] u/Ok-Measurement-5752: If WallStreetBets doesn’t pump Dicks tomorrow so everybody can say “we made Dicks go up”, then this just isn’t a group I recognize anymore. [+5] u/themayorhere: Google is easily the best company in the world right now [+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: 'Nvidia is making a lot of money, but can they guarantee they'll be making 100x this in 2045? Dump it.' [+5] u/financiallythriving: Gonna creampie my wife in one hour [+5] u/MischievousDoor: Nvidia puts fck the bubble [+5] u/Three_of_a_kind3515: Everyone got puts in hand for the sell off in tech before NVDA earnings pump after hours tomorrow? [+5] u/2020isgreat: We should give gorillas steroids and see what they can do [+5] u/evanthe-winner: INTU puts was an easy play. AI does their job now [+5] u/Independent_Ad1086: I need +10% mu move tomorrow to break even, how did I get into this situation smh [+5] u/yahooms: **YAHOO! FINANCE TOMORROW**, ***WHICH ONE?*** # NVDA MASSIVE BEAT, STOCK SLIDES **or** # NVDA MISSED, STOCK SLIDES [+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: I have a feeling NVDA will rip past 250 these earnings...... [+5] u/Bob_the_peasant: Ew, Jesus Christ. Why does SPY lose its decimal points when it’s at exactly $766 in the widget. Unnatural. It needs to show .00 for my autism [+5] u/xypherrz: $SNDK - it’s time to go up now [+5] u/themayorhere: Full port Dicks tomorrow? Seems way oversold [+5] u/Full-Sandwich-851: Gold&Silver Calls might be free money [+5] u/CaptainApeCommander: BUY FUCKING CALLS NOW. WAR IS OVER AND NVIDIA WILL BEAT LIKE NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE. DON WASNT JOKING WHEN HE SAID THIS IS THE BEST MARKET EVER. SPY 800 EOW [+5] u/sirkarmalots: It’s been 84 ceasefires… [+5] u/RoyalFail6: Yes, it’s responsible for my port being down 30% for the year [+5] u/Ill-Perspective-4561: Sorry buddy not this week [+10] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: I’m honestly concerned, the economy is rapidly unwraveling [+8] u/Bravadette: I miss volume so much [+8] u/FinePerformance1046: Cramer made a positive post about Nvidia 4 hours ago. $500 billion of market cap will be wiped out tomorrow. [+7] u/Stryker9110: WE’RE GONNA BE SO FREAKING GREEN [+7] u/eyerollingsex: 30 year old girl I’m talking to on hinge who is attractive told me she’s a virgin 🤨 [+6] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: "I'm not giving up on dick" - Jim Cramer [+6] u/Eastern_Turn6677: Lost$800 today fuck my life [+6] u/Freedom-Of-Trades: OpenAI's head of data centers, Chris Malone, just left the company. That's what? 14 so far? Nothing to see here, move along. [+6] u/Zealousideal_Bid3126: GDP report and NVDA ER is tomorrow....this will be interesting. [+5] u/IndicationCute3225: I got banned on RKLB subreddit saying bagholder nation too many times [+5] u/kumako10: honestly, idk what i would be doing with my life without this subreddit. i love you guys [+5] u/IHaveA2inCock: I love buying SPY its safe. Anyway I'm gambling in cancer research [+5] u/abroadbroadband: New Yorkers be like, "Here's my bed, and right next to it is my shared toilet with my seven roommates. We split rent evenly, $1200 apiece, it's not bad. But look at that view" And the view is the sidewalk [+5] u/Summerdaysengineer: NVDa dropped after its past 6 earnings. No way it goes 7. All in because logic would say puts [+5] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Bers smell like bad Indian food 🤮 [+5] u/znightmaree: /r/deathtoamerica (whoops I mean /r/oil) not taking these new developments very well! [+5] u/No-Ask8059: Yolo'd my first put ever. Just 1. And so it begins.... or ends immediately. [+5] u/ThatFUTGuy: listen up, we all gonna be working 9-5 because this market is gay RIP Dolly [+5] u/_hopkins: Did INTU made the mistake of actually making money instead of saying AI and trillion dollars future revenue? [+5] u/YTLupo: Where is that regard from yesterday talking shit after hours about selling calls to everyone [+5] u/rant5150: Can we have LUNR in the 40’s again? Thank you. [+5] u/1337Scott: You guys want a good laugh? Go to r/oil daily thread and read all the hilarious cope. [+5] u/Micronto65bymay: I hope Jensen whips his big green dick out and just sits it on the table. [+5] u/netflix-ceo: Kid Rock confirmed to be the new press secretary [+5] u/era_2000: Investing in cardboard boxes for nvda bag holders [+5] u/Successful_Car1670: I wish but tomorrow is Wednesday [+7] u/CPA-hole: Hello I’m here to spread fear and misinformation [+7] u/FuckleUp: A lil dump before NVDA +30% to save universe [+7] u/ThatGuyCalledEric: ^ Guy above me has a tiny pinis [+7] u/No_Arm_6582: NVDA earnings: our quarterly sales have exceeded total global currency circulation, next 1/4 we project double that amount. Stock drops 2% [+6] u/j_b_1983: Don't even blame Korea after how the USA has been acting. [+6] u/NotMe357: The Future dump so we can pump on fake PCE tomorrow. [+6] u/Competitive-Water944: 1. Take SoFi personal loan 2. Don’t pay it back 3. Buy SoFi puts 4. Profit [+6] u/JohanLiebert92: Market about 83.8% oversold according to me [+6] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: local man narrates every 5m candle [+5] u/chird_: Love this community man. Love it. [+5] u/Cdecar06812: INTU is tanking! Falls way short on earnings. This should dump $60 a share. Way over priced [+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: Imagine sitting around wishing for war, and high yields and oil to surge or whatever terrible things to happen so you can make $150 on some puts. Permabears out here wishing for death and destruction because they missed all the upside don’t realize that no one makes money in a bear market. You cannot predict every V shape and flush on the way down. VIX gets juiced up and one wrong move and you lose it all. Meanwhile the same dummies wouldn’t be able to afford groceries or gas if oil went to $150. Supply chains all around the world would be fucked. [+5] u/Character-Luck-8564: why dumping overnight? [+5] u/Ninja_Cooter: Koreans should all be rich by now after siphoning every pump and every dump and every flat day for months now [+5] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: So fucking tired of the sharp morning drop, followed by fake recovery to slow slide downwards. Everyday the same formula. [+5] u/SignificanceLate7002: 🥭 admitted on Tuesday that he caused the intensifying trade war between the U.S. and Canada after he added conditions to the talks at the 11th hour. - CNN [+5] u/welrope: Kospi defended yesterdays high. Decisively. Some of you don’t know what this means and it shows [+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: SNDK gained about 11% as sympathy play from last NVDA earnings; let’s see what happens Thrs [+5] u/AdCritical5383: It looks like this sub has the Tuesday Scaries real bad. How do I know? Almost every single comment is stuck at 1 upvote. 💀 Are you even autists? It’s time to start upvoting. 💪 [+5] u/JohanLiebert92: The day of reckoning will come for bers, that ONE tweet to signal the war is officially over and the gape they will feel will be tectonic [+5] u/FuckleUp: Fake data Wednesday SPY +1-2% [+5] u/slothropdroptop: How is it legal for them to sell everything ovenright like cmon man fight like a man and face real market hour volume you cowards [+5] u/nimster01: what are the odds spy hits 770 tomorrow? [+5] u/NerdSlamPo: In retrospect, buying a hail mary call on INTU earnings was a dumb move [+5] u/TowelFart: if nvidia earnings are shit or dont meet expectations it will mark the start of the AI bubble and burry will nut so hard [+5] u/TopDog_Investor: NVIDIA please save me tomorrow don't hurt me [+5] u/ChannelGullible7324: This play book getting old ..kospi gonna fly to night which will send mu up which will send nvda up which will send spy up until 4 pm when nvda beats by 10 billion but the market still sells it lmao 😂 😂 😂 [+5] u/hermeskino715: Probably going to buy GLD/SLV leaps. I'm ready for a reset baby. GLD 700 eoy [+5] u/Saeonic: The Pub Fries from wendy's are pretty good. [+5] u/Gajax: Reddit is so screwed, Cramer just called it a buy at these ridiculous levels. [+5] u/QueenAlicat: Is anyone even buying spy anymore 😂 [+5] u/mossydz: Grab some calls on rzlv. 38% short. Company has 300m share buyback and just signed with Google today. So that’s msft azure, aws, and Google cloud. Holding for squeeze will hang out for the legitimacy [+12] u/wildcat1055: RIP Dolly Parton. Dolly was truly loved by everyone: Rich people and poor people Bulls and bears The left and the right Smart people and people in this sub ... [+9] u/userusery24: Now that monke is back at his entry point monke wants to be rich instead [+8] u/yaboy778899: You ever take all your clothes off to shit in a Costco bathroom? [+8] u/barelyreadsenglish: Lmao russia admitted that the cia tard that flew to moscow did so to pressure them via economic sanctions to get Iran to open the strait. Even if it's not true imagine not being able to disprove that. [+7] u/xStringerBellx: how do i bet on the national debt continuing to increase [+7] u/kryptonyk: I’ll let you in on a little secret. If you snort an adderall and stare at the 1-second chart, you can see the future. [+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: We are on the brink of a bear extinction-level event [+7] u/ButterscotchFew9855: Cocaine Became Illegal in 1914. Coke stopped putting Cocaine in their products in 1929. They lied to us. It was a Cocaine Crash on Covid levels that triggered the great depression [+6] u/OneRobuk: nvda puts. seeing what the gay bears are about [+6] u/ColdDiddyJoe: nvidia just gonna do a 1% move up or down and all bulls and bears will go broke [+6] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Nothing rips harder than that one position that didn't fill [+6] u/OkAlternative7705: People here that say 0.2% moves aren’t big are just not leveraged enough. [+6] u/Due-Dirt-8428: This is like a zoo for people who were dropped on their heads as babies [+6] u/Salty-Bar-1975: Bro they legit shot a president in a motorcade real sus [+6] u/teh_herper: You're right, they're actually gonna add another five trillion [+6] u/spez_eats_nazi_ass: Broke his neck trying to suck his own dick. Balsy move for a 5’ 1” 450 pound man. [+6] u/pumpkin1986: Maybe a promotional 0% balance transfer? [+5] u/Benromaniac: 🥭 scares the shit out of me. I can’t make any plays. He’s an absolute train wreck degenerate grifter. [+5] u/Dear-Original-1024: WTI -1.8% Brent flat. Which one is fake? [+5] u/rygypi: In case you idiots don’t read the news: PCE inflation + GDP @5:30AM ET Crude oil inventories @10:30AM ET [+5] u/bears2broke: JUST WENT TO MY FAV STEAKHOUSE IN MY CITY GOT MY USUAL IT WAS ONLY $170 BITCH AINT NO INFLATION SAME PRICE AS BEFORE [+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Monogomy is for pors 🙉 [+5] u/CategoryWeekly7214: My plan is to panic sell my 1100 NVDA shares at a loss and then go back to work Thursday knowing I now have to work 5 extra years. [+5] u/Paul_Robert_: You beat the market. I beat my meat. we are not the same [+5] u/OkAlternative7705: Going out for a walk rather than staring at googl overnight price like an idiot. I think walk is healthier. Googl don’t disappoint me my love [+5] u/maikaubay: we are so back, aren't we? [+5] u/thatsmymayo: Damn just noticed Dicks is down 30% in a day lol [+5] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: this has to come back full circle and Iran needs to threaten to releasing the PEE PEE tapes if there is new sanctions [+5] u/Big_Hawk_9750: The best argument to be bullish is a conversation with the average bear [+5] u/igotshrimps: A month of full employment after being unemployed for 2 years, I think I rather just wake up and gamble 7 hours a day [+5] u/breiterbach: any of you stupid fcks shorting MRNA? u deserve another fat green dildo tomorrow up ur anus [+5] u/TopRaise7: My puts were destroyed today [+5] u/Fhyzikz: NVDA probability of going up or down has literally nothing to do with the earnings themselves. What happens when every MM and their mother are long calls? [+5] u/guccioli: You guys complaining about the downvotes… have you tried saying funnier things? [+5] u/Smarty_Cactus444: Idk but something feels off this time [+5] u/Necessary_Relief_126: KOSPI is slightly green at open? Why do I feel like it's gonna crash [+5] u/sfw_supdood: The desperation from bulls is eerie [+5] u/vermilli21: # COOL EVERYTHING IS DUMPING [+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: bears are relentless tonight [+5] u/tropicalia84: # QQPOO WITH THE 1% GAP DOWN TOMORROW # FLUSHED STRAIGHT DOWN THE TOILET [+5] u/claytondpark: Well ur gonna be in for a surprise! [+5] u/masterLicorice: those big macs sure are big aren't they [+5] u/Plane-Career-472: Better than naming it micro-soft [+5] u/SuspiciousStuff3: This is solid dd granted I only read the last word [+5] u/BriackYOLO: So you just need to chose correct direction to play with them 🤷‍♀️ [+8] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Cathie Woods is doing better than me this year. I am officially a failure 😢 [+8] u/wattap: Imagine futes going green and then staying green after open (I’ve heard it used to happen) [+7] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: please nvda just please pump to 220 tmr before earnings and i promise to donate to the homeless [+7] u/GoZukkYourself: Do people who buy RDDT enjoy being exit liquidity for the C-Suite execs? They've sold heavily since day 1 of the IPO and won't stop until they sell all their shares. Even the buyback they authorized was shady since they used half the cash on the balance sheet to essentially buy their shares. [+7] u/diefy7321: Retard bers like to use big words to just lose money lmfaoooo [+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: # BREAKING: TACO asked Moscow to press Iran into reopening the Strait of Hormuz, warning that Russian entities would otherwise face designations under Operation Economic Outcast. Russia declined, according to two senior Iranian sources with knowledge of the briefing. [](https://www.reddit.com/r/oil/?f=flair_name%3A%22News%22) [+6] u/No-Most2405: META easiest swing trade [+6] u/wattap: Would rather have my dick cut off than go through another draw down (serious) [+6] u/Napster-mp3: I’ve been in a cave. I’m sorry…we’re importing uninspected mystery beef now? [+6] u/Coda70: Finally standing up to the real enemy. Canada [+6] u/Visible_Sentence_399: How do I explain to my wife I’m not attracted to uwu anime girls… I WANT TO BE AN UWU ANIME GIRL!! [+6] u/CantaloupeSea48: The elephant in the room tomorrow is not Nvidia but the release of the PCE and Core PCE indexes which are the Fed's preferred method of guaging inflation.. The Cleveland Fed has a site called "Inflation Nowcasting" which gives the Fed's estimation of both statistics. In an ideal world, these stats would macth the BLS stats but they rarely do (the BLS is usually lower.) But if the BLS stats tomorrow match the Fed's numbers, a rate hike in September will most likely occur since four Fed Governors already wanted to hike rates. Rate hike, even a nominal one, will sour equities AND the bond market, causing the Trump Administration to further meddle in the markets. [+5] u/LarsTarkas: NVDA announces massive GPU sales to NotNvidiaShellCompany [+5] u/zuziannka: How to find a wife really wanna start a family now [+5] u/-IQ200: I thought tomorrow was Economic D-Day, but 48-hours is technically Thursday. 50/50 taco event, lined up pretty well for a “deal” to come in. [+5] u/Deep-Ad-8525: Why V, what about my puts? [+5] u/No_Stand5622: 🎵Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene🎵 [+5] u/doortoNarnia: i may have lost all my gains made in the last month, but at least i'm still beating the market :copium: [+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: I like how I bought gold calls at the bottom and closed them out after the first big up day like I was doing some shit lol [+5] u/CEOofBeanz: All I need is $10 billion liquid and 40,500 hectares of land [+5] u/JudgmentCharming355: 🙏🙏🙏 pls I need META be at 850 for break even this year [+5] u/smokeyjoe0612: Why is warsh taking his time to cut rates? Is he high? [+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #WARSH @ JAKSON'S DEEP HOLE: TASK FORCE OF SUBCOMMITIES OF SUBCOMMITIES OF SUBCOMMITIES OF SUBCOMMITIES OF COMMITTIES [+5] u/bnup420: I think stock market is a women cuz I loose not only my feelings, I loose my confidence, my dignity and self worth. At the same time this STOCK WHORE takes my Money and enjoys Everything [+5] u/BudgetGear7006: r/oil guys must be in disarray right now [+5] u/collegefootballfan69: I can’t wait til i can lose money 23 hours a day [+5] u/visionarymind: It’s wild how most people could double their net worth overnight & still not be able to buy a single family home in California How does it all keep going❓ [+5] u/No-Improvement3164: Imagine risking your hard earned life savings on a rotational reach around market that only the insiders are winning on. [+5] u/cryptohorn: $30 trillion my ass lmfaoooooo🤌🤌 [+5] u/TheMallard1: TOMORROW NVDA TO REVEAL THAT AI IS ACTUALLY.. just chinese people typing back really fast [+5] u/shinigami_2245: Other than porn and golf AI hasn’t been integrated very well yet [+5] u/powerboner: Port doing so bad I hope I get kirk’d 😔 [+5] u/No_Fig_7835: The problem is not the Iran war, the problem is how to surrender without damaging 🥭s ego. That is literally the situation we are in [+5] u/Pete26l96: bout to go get some groceries and then sit in denny's by myself with some a/c and have some eggs, sausage, hashbrowns, bacon, ham, and pancakes. let's fucken go! [+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: Prayer circle for Jensen 🙏 [+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Without a doubt. But will it go up is the unknown. [+11] u/GreenGameboyColor: Goodnight, my handsome friends 😴 [+9] u/nyse25: crash the markets so this sub becomes entertaining again [+9] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: taco to announce renaming Earth to ball of America [+8] u/ManySnailsx: I really miss the peace deal announcements. Just something to look forward to at the end of the week. [+6] u/ActJolly: Imagine being on pc... Imagine having to google emojis to paste them on here..... 🐻🌈 [+6] u/legible_print: In the next movie, after NVDA earnings Michael Burry will solemnly approach a white board in his office and write: “-99% Im a fuckin stupid dickwad” [+6] u/Beginning_Juice_4296: I FIRE’d so I have no coworkers or community. I now use wsb as my community even though I have to inverse everything I see [+6] u/DrumpfTheBern: Everyone been worried about semis for weeks, but we all know Pelosi is balls deep in INTC calls rn. [+6] u/CrabKates: Anyone else currently holding Enron and hoping for it bounce back? [+6] u/scm66: If Anthropic thinks they're going to generate $30 trillion in revenue, that means they're coming for your jerb. [+6] u/npcfrank: "Buy our bonds or we'll find nukes in your country" 🤣😆😂 [+5] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: There’s no way the internet is for these kids what AIM was to a horny 16 year old me. Thats shit was🍌 [+5] u/GoLongForest: https://preview.redd.it/orjed6up5mlh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f7764a1b61260874dbb02223da0cc88e52c1488 $NVDA Ok hear me out - between this and motley fool pumping articles nvidia will tank why does every inch of me make it now seem like they are gonna go absolutely insane in a good way. Thoughts????? $NVDA [+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: The proper nvda earnings play is not playing. [+5] u/ManBearPig_1983: Wow…we really got RoBussy before GTA6. Very depressing. https://honeylovedoll.com/collections/wm-doll?dm\_cam=22227154712&dm\_grp=177553924240&dm\_ad=733436723669&dm\_kw=wm%20sex%20doll&dm\_net=adwords&att\_gcid=CjwKCAjw-rTUBhAiEiwADv8gBGpGpyVdYROjAwvUeXyUikBq-F9sOwLU5rgEOObJmb8hkavBC8MEMRoCa2IQAvD\_BwE&att\_gbid=0AAAAAofIA9nCvcGe4W7gwhx8ByiTkTEVK&att\_wbid=Cj4KCAjw-rTUBhBUEi4AJZk0s2ermexLnsY0setwZl6P-pRFH5mcThSniddkfwtsfgbHyjOGj1zR2gRdGgJu2Q&gad\_source=1&gad\_campaignid=22227154712&gbraid=0AAAAAofIA9nCvcGe4W7gwhx8ByiTkTEVK&gclid=CjwKCAjw-rTUBhAiEiwADv8gBGpGpyVdYROjAwvUeXyUikBq-F9sOwLU5rgEOObJmb8hkavBC8MEMRoCa2IQAvD\_BwE [+5] u/RockasaurusRex: She's a 10/10 but she drives a cybertruck. [+5] u/TreeofLibertyFood: Be careful out there. Right now is a uniquely bad time in America to become poor. [+5] u/sanmar2225: Problem right now is there’s too much fucking around and not enough finding out. [+5] u/ActJolly: google runs ai literally every time someone makes a search query. surely that won't be bad later on.... surely [+5] u/confusedandsmellyman: All this negativity and talk about bubbles and still we rippin, market bout to to parabolic [+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: Another day another USD thats worth less than it was at open [+5] u/DDGib: Still reeling today from having to interact with a non-family-member woman earlier today. I made sure it was in a well let public area with lots of people around but still, I am rattled. I can’t believe people choose to take the risk daily. [+5] u/Affectionate_Fly7659: Korea pamping for NVDA earnings. It’s already tomorrow there so they know the results [+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Night 1 of a 7 month crash in Nasdaq. Get your buys ready for $150 QQQ soon. [+5] u/BitterEstimate: I shorted Tesla and lost my life savings now every time I see a Tesla I get some PTSD flashbacks and depression [+5] u/Commercial_Sound1448: Man I hope NVDA pumps Intel to the moon tomorrow [+5] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: Bears are genuinely under complete and utter hypnosis. Never seen bears so confident while we’re a hair off ath lol [+5] u/Constant_Story8217: I wish I were a slug so I could change my gender depending on my partner. I'd instantly become a female slut and whore myself around town. Ppl and slugs would finally notice me [+5] u/Junior_Inflation8991: Idiots arguing that the fda being destroyed isint a big deal its like lmao I caught cyclospora a month ago soon everyone's gonna catch it no produce is safe [+5] u/ActJolly: It's abhorrent that people would ever say anything positive about that sub-human piece of garbage. Anyone with half a brain would recognize his behavior as atrocious, yet millions of Americans collectively ignore facts and support his BFF 🥭 like as if he's the second coming of Christ. I really don't get Americans. [+5] u/Kindled808: I just get it 30 secs later, for free [+7] u/FunIcy4223: Joining this sub was the worst and best financial decision I ever made [+7] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: ive set up a flock [camera](https://youtu.be/7K709vEKdA8?t=130&is=kTbEvEa-PPZ2KFL7) at the strait. it should let us know if the tankers are going through [+7] u/WarmCan3034: If wishing for economic hardship for people would make me $5 then yes [+6] u/andsto2: MU pops tmw- has to catch up to Korea [+6] u/MusingsAndMind: corn is barely able to hold onto 80k its fucking over for that garbage, straight to zero it goes [+6] u/ohgodthehorror95: Shorting MRNA at $160. They're definitely gonna announce an ATM offering / dilution any day now. Crazy high cash burn and very little cash on hand right now [+5] u/Amish7: Is it time to inverse Reddit on NVDA? Way too bearish [+5] u/FlounderMammoth9848: Korea has been too quiet for a while [+5] u/SlfImpr: SMCI P/E = 12.22 DELL P/E = 35.83 So tempting but they have a sh!t management that can't pull their head outta their azz! [+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: i was trying not to drink til friday but its so fuckin boring [+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Rare earfs and Gold/Silver mining stocks are my play now. Thinking we will see a run until end of year and another sell off in january [+5] u/PulIthEld: Go forth, be conquered. Go forth and die. [+5] u/longGERN: Idk what APP does but I'm buying [+5] u/NoCommonDog: I'm waiting until after earnings to panic sell my NVDA shares into the big drop after hours. If i time it right I could be down 10% from my cost basis maybe a much as -12% if they really blow away expectations. [+5] u/Hellmale: Already lost $60 by shorting Crypto futures 😝 [+5] u/PuzzledBridge: Why aren't there any businesses with profanity like FUCK INC. or CUM CORP? [+5] u/skymagic: they need to make "Thank You for Smoking" except about options 🤣 [+5] u/Dependent-Goose8240: I pumped my girl so fucking hard earlier it pumped those spx futures straight up [+5] u/_Rexfest_: What’s an options call? I bought them at close [+5] u/bigmeatbag: US tanks patrolling Ottawa by Christmas [+5] u/VisualMod: I didn't find any tickers for whatever the hell you just typed. [+14] u/thetalentedmrbowser: Last day of calm before NVDA misses and sends this market to hell. Remember this moment [+10] u/jonneh: I was banned for 7 days for pretending to be in a memory gang 😭 [+8] u/Brilliant-Rice-5596: - Everyone watching NVDA earnings tonight - "This could be it! My path to financial freedom! Calls! - NVDA will dump, go back up, then close flat for the day - Thursday sell the news, dump again - Buy on the dip, wait 6 months to be up 5%, NVDA is a boomer stock now [+7] u/Schnitthead: NVDA pretty much what I have observed is that they would have to cure cancer and colonize mars all in the same quarter to have a dramatic move up after earnings. So I’m going to sell my position tomorrow. That being said I’ve never guessed so wrong on options as I have on nvda. So I’m selling tomorrow and you’re all welcome. [+6] u/Federal-Watch: I hope all bers have a terrible day 🤗 [+6] u/cashflow_: I used to shitpost all day nonstop. Have top spot on all time leaderboard. I don’t have anything to say anymore 😔 [+6] u/llasar17: everything reminds me of her [+5] u/HauHauHauHauHauHau: NEED ANOTHER SPY RALLY OVERNIGHT [+5] u/Vlisa: Might as well close the market and make it a holiday tomorrow. Entire day is fake until NVDA earnings [+5] u/I_work_too_much: Feel like a bunch of ports getting vaporized tomorrow, mine included. [+5] u/Dear__Bruce: NVDA earnings is just an opportunity for big money to pump the market back to ATH then dump In September and October [+5] u/blessedfrog: Bear/bull doesn’t matter we’re all on the money making team, doesn’t matter how you do it [+5] u/Y0tsuya: There's always some stock popping and I ain't in it. [+5] u/ValuableHippo3931: When NBIS goes to the moon tmr im going to say cool [+5] u/octopus_serenader: My process with leveraged ETFs: I buy some, they go down, my stomach churns for a week because I refuse to sell at a loss, then they come back up and I immediately sell and gain a total of $5, telling myself not to do that again. Repeat one week later. Let me know if you need other hot tips. [+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Sex robot investors are on the right side of history. [+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: That guy who bought ASTS at 100: “I don’t always buy companies with no earnings, but when I do, I buy near the top” [+5] u/_BreakingGood_: whats the fastest way to 100x my money by next week [+5] u/prana_fish: Know that if you go long or short $NVDA, you're going to lose regardless. Nobody can predict what this retarded stock is going to do when it smashes earnings/guide yet again. [+5] u/daviper87: # OpenAI exodus is totally normal. Keep buying sloppy chatbot stocks! [+5] u/Creative_Youth_4982: wat is going on in overnight; was green a little while ago... now crashing [+5] u/No_Presentation9490: how the fuck do you even have a negative EPS when people are handing out 250 billion dollar loans to build one (1) datacenter. [+5] u/thatdude845: Fool me once on peace deal, shame on you. Fool me 43 times… you can’t get fooled again [+14] u/CharacterSell4054: META being in court for making Facebook addictive to teens. What about Reddit being addictive to retards? When is that case up? [+10] u/Salt_Contract342: Wrong way MU, fucking cunt [+10] u/VauserVonShepherd: NVDA going to hit the market harder than the coming of christ [+9] u/Born_Chocolate9295: can shitadel stop fucking selling sandisk [+9] u/I_am_short_so_long: Statistically not many, and if you look at the comments, the chances dwindle even more. [+8] u/mr_stupid_face: One day people in the future will go through these chat logs to figure out what we were all about. Answer: Big Booty Latinas [+8] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: morning regards! today is the biblical judgement day of WSB, many of us will be sent to the depths of bankruptcy, some will be given the promised tendies. GOOD FUCKING LUCK REGARDS! [+8] u/isP1tchhere: Too scared to long. Too scared to short. [+7] u/GurHot8359: why do they do earnings after market closes, would be way more fun during the day [+7] u/astromouse2024: Totally forgot today was the superbowl for markets [+6] u/falling_knives: The U.S. Treasury's expanded debt buyback operations cycle will start on Sept 9th and stop on November 4. I forget, what was that really important event that's gonna take place around Nov 4th this year? Oh well, it's probably nothing. [+6] u/I_am_short_so_long: Imagine if I held Sandisk and someone sent me into a coma for these past 2 years. [+6] u/HouseProfessional755: u ain't having kidz cuz no female will fuk you [+6] u/Necessary_Gene_1868: Ahh so it’s gone up after the past 5 earnings I assume [+5] u/Capt_Chickenpox: As an europoor i already hate this day. Nothing is happening due to a single fking company and some made up numbers regarding inflation [+5] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: jason will pump and cook the numbers just believe [+5] u/mousepop321: We’re going to have a peace deal with Russia before Canada LMAO🤌 [+5] u/hardcrepe: Just a reminder you can sympathy play nvda earnings with other gpu making companies instead of being iv crushed even if you chose the right direction tomorrow. [+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: RIP bers 8/26/26. Here lies the bers, who spent all month screaming “top is in” while SPY casually marched to another ATH. 🪦🐻 Their puts expired worthless, their VIX calls became tax write-offs, and their final words were, “Just wait until September.” In lieu of flowers, please send margin. [+5] u/Fine_Specialists1: Thank god for tequila. [+5] u/TheyCallMeCool1: For anthropic to hit their goal of 30 trillion in revenue, they would have to increase revenue by ~26,000x from last quarter. Not even every shred of currency on the planet could fabricate that many "customers" [+5] u/Sea_Stand_164: CRYPTO GANG! REPORT TO WORK [+5] u/bullrfuk: Bers piss me off😡😡😡😡😡 [+5] u/Trashpanda7193: The market cap of Nvidia means it can’t jump 20% up in one day. The best it’ll does is crab [+5] u/Chitikii: Absolutely cooked after Jackson’s hole [+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: Dating biches nowadays is like trading FDs lol [+5] u/CharacterSell4054: It may hard to hear this, but today is gonna be a blood bath. Possibly extended to tomorrow due to after market earnings. [+5] u/mahodis: Nvda goes to 240 I’ll call it [+5] u/Late_Impression_7168: You never shave your beard and it feels weird