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[+37] u/Vlisa: If Bessent has a million haters I'm one of them.
If he has one hater it's me.
If he has 0 haters I have died.
If the world is against Bessent I am with the world, if the world is for Bessent I am against the world.
[+27] u/MoreOutcome8541: Dude fuckin bessent thinks 4 billion is gonna put a dent in a 40 trillion dollar market🤣🤣ohhh diaper boy is so cooked
[+20] u/cryptohorn: Bessent: "We've got a spike in oil prices today that I don't really understand"
[+20] u/WordsHappenedHere: Spy down 2% and here come the Burry boys talking about a “crash”
And worse are the fomo femboys chasing crypto.
No wonder you retards lose money day after day.
[+20] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: It’s so fucking over. We are in a recession and depression and a crash.
[+19] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: Market lookin scary. I’m just gonna park my retirement in something safe like MU or SNDK
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[+16] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: Thanks to all the broke bitches who voted for this
[+15] u/WSB-mods-are-: Hedged my SPY calls with MU puts so I can lose money while I'm losing money 💰
[+14] u/Ble_h: No crying in the casino, so I’m crying outside.
[+14] u/financiallythriving: Mango is going to spank Bessent tonight
[+13] u/SoloOutdoor: My moves tomorrow are to watch how the federal government decides to destroy my net worth.
[+12] u/leoman2896: Ngl today is the day you can tell the administration is finally scared about the economy
Braves for fucking impact
[+12] u/Locke_____Lamora: I'm now on my worst losing streak in a year. 2 straight weeks of just losing over and over. Down 200k. Not my biggest drawdown % wise but since I've been taking this more seriously it's definitely my worst $ wise. My problems: 0dte (I should never ever trade them) and sizing (trying to make my money back oversizing). Such basic and stupid mistakes. Idk man I need a hug ngl. Life just sucks right now and I was doing well trading but now I'm not even doing that. I have nothing else in my life but my cat cause all my friends and family moved out of my state. Shit just sucks dude.
[+11] u/Double-Minimum-9048: Vance is begging big tech to issue 5 year bonds over 10/20/30 as so dont compete with US treasuries. It looks like big tech has record level capex spending which is causing huge borrowing which is causing pressure on the bond markets which bessent is trying to bail out buying $4 billion in short term bonds to buy longer term bonds. This will cause pressure on the housing markets and inflation especially if AI does well as they will borrow even more. Trump only solution is to end the Iran war which is causing even mpre inflation before mid terms so he can look good. TACO INCOMING.
[+11] u/dogs_and_stuff: Going to come on here later to spam “omg it’s pumping” and “omg it’s dumping” just to stress out the degenerates with options expiring tomorrow
[+9] u/Ok-Nose29: I'm just gunna say you should go cash rrn
[+9] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Guy in front of in Costco Gas line is filling up a bunch of cans . It’s like that huh ?
[+9] u/X_KOOK: I got 15k in gold am I doing good?
[+9] u/OrdinaryReasonable63: Man this Stanley Druckenmuller guy must be making a killing in 2026, dumped his MU bags on you all and bought internet fairy money at the lows. Next 13F will probably show he dumped those bag on retail as well 😂
[+9] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Bol in complete shok
[+9] u/PyloPower: We got like GTA6 trailers 3 days in a row and still SPY is down, wth. Fundamentals don't matter at all anymore.
[+8] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: You know it’s fucked when people can’t afford WMT 💀
[+8] u/ThisIsMyNameOnly: My financial future hangs by a thread that goes my the name of RDDT
[+7] u/Extreme_Office3650: my MU calls went down 80% to green what a crazy fucking stock
[+7] u/manatee_strike_force: Ultimate TACO is coming , they can’t let bonds run too hot … or maybe they can and we are all fucked, actually that’s more plausible … sry
[+7] u/ds1385: closed the day down $900. i'd still consider that a win
[+7] u/ChampMunch: Made $8 today. Life’s good.
[+7] u/No-Most2405: META full port fuck the haters
[+7] u/SoloOutdoor: The fact theyre openly devaluing the dollar while encouraging crypto and oil is skyrocketing tells you all. Diesel prices are fuckn jacked to the tits just in time for harvest season.
[+7] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: When I stop cranking my hog for long periods of time I trade significantly better, I’m more disciplined, the stupid trades stop, I believe in my convictions and I make more money. You gotta save your chi. If you’re still gooning in the big 2026 you’re a loser!
[+7] u/Living-Fly-167: Tomorrow will be a big day
[+7] u/onDetop: sanjay on cramer tonight, this bollywood sex symbol boutta send MU to 1100🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Imaging holding calls or puts overnight that expire tomorrow
[+6] u/TauCetiXAstroPhage: Mods are removing a very good meme a guy posted moments ago. Why are these mods doing something like this.
[+6] u/tomtaietot: tomorrow we PUMP ! LOAD UP GUYS !!!!
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #If Ameripoor can't even afford Walmart the economy must be in shambles LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Ble_h: Koreans are not going to happy about us tonight.
[+6] u/Incognadeau: Looks like I’m riding puts into tomorrow
[+6] u/dolmates: In case you ve been wondering whats going on with google recently, i bought in finally …
[+6] u/OneJellyfish5980: I almost just enabled margin but I know that'd be the most foolish move for me
[+6] u/tldamico: Wish I bought an MRNA lottery put before close. But was busy with a student until after market close.
[+6] u/SxeySteve: My body is a temple.
And in it we worship Aristaeus, the god of cheese
[+6] u/defordj: I just can't believe that nearly unprecedented intervention in the foreign currency markets of the biggest holder of US debt, followed by a highly unusual move to rapidly encourage more purchases of US debt, after months of policy designed to artificially conceal the retail price of US debt, has not calmed down the market for US debt
[+6] u/BFox1982: I'm a 38 year old man, but Olivia Rodrigo writes bangers.
[+6] u/beerstearns: Not doing the security updates on my work laptop until MSFT back to $500
[+5] u/MarginCalledManager: thanks for another 4k in puts today exit liquidity regards
[+5] u/octopus_serenader: today could have been an email, specifically one of those "i regret to inform you i took video of you masturbating and you should send me bitcoin" emails.
[+5] u/East-Resolution4446: Today was not the day to buy some calls 🤦🏻♂️
[+5] u/Upset-Motor-2602: Wylie Cayotee market 🤡
[+5] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: The market is broken, it has no idea what it wants to do
[+5] u/Sam_Vicious2: Alright Korean's time to pump some memory
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: How much debt can we print lmao
[+5] u/MrEdwL: Did MRNA create more bag holders?
[+5] u/Chokeslam2Hell: ✨manifesting a very green day tomorrow for space, semis, and memory✨
[+5] u/MyMomSaysImBeautiful: Can meta stop being a pos? Thank you
[+5] u/FartPolluter: He said to think about it like Charlie and the Chocolate factory. Willy Wonka is AI ofc and the umpah loompahs are frontier models, Charlie is the user, and Charlie's dad is... um... HBM4 memory chips? I think the fat kid is meant to Jensen Huang or maybe Burry and I think Cathie Woods sells you the chocolate bars at the start? TBH I wasnt listening.
[+5] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: ATH TOMORROW
BECAUSE FUCK YOU THATS WHY
Followed by a rapid sell off on Monday.
[+5] u/ap1618: The bond market very clearly wants out of Iran
[+5] u/scm66: I want to start a predatory subprime car dealership in the inner city.
[+5] u/manatee_strike_force: You think turnip and trunk jumper have freak offs like diddy
[+5] u/Fit_Service8662: You know Bessent is shorting oil with Treasury money.... we're all going to be paying for this if the trade implodes (decent chance).
[+5] u/IAmGooningRightMeow: Random huge tits and porn on my page not even lying
[+5] u/alexbizzy: we touch 760 afterhours/premarket then were headed back up
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Guys, I got a lot of reddit awards. Is there a place I can cash it in for real monies
[+5] u/Bravadette: All those 775 calls on spy... dead
[+5] u/BagholderForLyfe: SPY is so red, yet my all stock port green. Very strange!
[+5] u/guccioli: It’s crazy how everyone here is stupid and ugly, but I’m really clever and hot?
[+5] u/GodBlessPigs: The government is slowly, but surely devaluing your dollars into nothing. Buy bitcoin baby.
[+5] u/GrandKnew: I would rather be knelt down in front of a ditch and shot in the back of the head than buy btc
[+15] u/Deadweight047: $40T in debt, high inflation, and some clowns are piloting this airplane. We're all strapped in for a rough ride.
Ready for another crash?
[+14] u/Boheed: I think we all agree Bessent can't breathe and think at the same time.
[+14] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: fk gambling, i just want to break even.
[+14] u/Frequent_Bowl_3668: i risked 30k on NBIS today to make $80
[+13] u/No_Rub5563: Just a tip because I genuinely don't like to see you tards losing money.
Tommorow is OPEX day.
OPEX day is the specific date when financial options contracts expire. Meaning lot of options will expire tomorrow
Make sure to check out the max pain(the number where most options will expire worthless) for your stocks or indexes if you plan to play 0DT. It's not 100% accurate but they tend to pin the price CLOSE TO this number most of the time.
this can be quite a shit day to play options. I personally usually avoid it.
but keep this is mind trading tommorow.
[+12] u/softboiledjadepotato: Bessent tomorrow, "uhh, 8 billion buy back?.. Does that work?"
[+12] u/get_da_maney: 🥭 market running out of steam
[+11] u/Happy_Fly_7691: He is known for bankrupting casinos.
[+11] u/sfw_supdood: wallstreetbets is a psyop
[+11] u/Tamanaxa: Was bored today and played 0dtes. Should have just hired an expensive Dominatrix instead. Broke and beat up either way.
[+11] u/No_Rub5563: The market died so fake internet money could go from -50% tot -44% this year overall.
art of the the deal
[+10] u/ITeachYourKidz: She’s a 9 but she thinks mango is a genius
[+10] u/looool_k_libtard: Bessent is just constantly being cucked by the bond market. Complete beta male behavior.
[+10] u/31andnotdone: how do you expect me to bounce on something that smol
[+10] u/liquidtv78: does she bounce on it crazy style?
[+9] u/znightmaree: Biblical pump inbound tomorrow because fuck you
[+9] u/Over-Young8392: gonna full port memory at 10x leverage
[+8] u/dpatel211: 🥭 shilling crypto and there’s people unironically pushing DOGE here now, what a timeline.
[+8] u/No_Rub5563: We will never have a green day again
[+8] u/BarbellPadawan: My port is down 50%. I’m just glad I only need to make 50% back to break even.
[+8] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: It’s when irl friends start asking me if they should be concerned about the bonds thing. Like, y’all don’t normally bring shit like this up, you can’t do that, you’re making me *yippy*
[+8] u/fartpooppee420: as groceries have continued to rise in price, i have a new method that is saving me a lot of money - just don't eat. i fast for 23 hours a day.
[+7] u/Thetatterer: Bitcoin not stopping 🌋
[+7] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: I bet the Koreans have something good on deck
[+7] u/Thebaxxxx: #ITS TIME TO FUCK YOUR MOM 🙂
[+7] u/Stryker9110: BITCOIN TO $100k BY END OF SEPTEMBER
[+7] u/thewiggen: Can we see who are buying the 30 year at auctions? Like it’s 5% but inflation is 3-4% at least.
[+7] u/TowelFart: nothing is more bearish than crypto being up
[+7] u/No_Rub5563: He Litterly said 'I love inflation'.
Best insider information you could ever get.
[+7] u/Specific-Path3179: The rate at which police officers are killed needs to go up if I'm gonna keep seeing these thin blue line flags, doordash driver have a higher job fatality and have no flag.
[+7] u/uwontfindthisone: Thank god I didn't take the advice from so many people on reddit recommending to buy sls
[+6] u/ipissinmypants2: the week might be cooked. see yall on monday
[+6] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Bessent: I have misunderestimated the situation turns out 4 billy was a drop in the bond bucket
[+6] u/Outrageous_Method432: RDDT will explode tomorrow!
[+6] u/TheoryInttro: Oil, metals, rates all going up, and equities dumping. It's almost as if the market has stopped lying to itself for a moment. That can't be good, we've come to depend on the delulu market pumping for no reason.
[+6] u/znightmaree: This website is constantly broken. Puts
[+6] u/Specific-Path3179: Why did no one here tell me to buy mrna
[+6] u/Madsen13140: We are nothing but cosmic dust on the scale of the universe, yet we feel the urge to gamble our lives away on SPY 0DTEs. What gives?
[+6] u/Bob_the_peasant: I still think 🌽 is trash and will one day go -95%
[+6] u/zestykite: we going down till jackson's hole is over .
[+6] u/FuckleUp: RDDT go blow tomorrow 👄 💦
[+6] u/Commercial_Sound1448: I get giddy with anticipation to see what the market does tomorrow. I usually end up losing, but I just keep coming back!
[+6] u/liquidtv78: retire via toaster bath?
[+6] u/Dragonlvr420: Imagine coming to WSB to larp your weird fantasies
[+5] u/Em-G: i hate this stock market, i'll need to buy the dips during septemBER
[+5] u/sabatiel180: 22 Spy Puts 755 bought yesterday up a measly 100%. What is this, a dump for ants? 🙄
[+5] u/Twocyprus6: Either a massive crash or some bullshit correction for no reason
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: **BREAKING NEWS**
**Moderna uses AI to help create cancer vaccine treatment and go through development.**
**Knowing how badly vibe coding goes with AI, we can assume 50/50 chance this cancer vaccine was based on AI’s ideas it got when it watch I am Legend.**
**We’re doomed**
[+5] u/FartSniffer66642069: KOSPI going to circuit breaker down today.
[+5] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: just watched the Big Short.
going to full port SPY 1000 leaps now
[+5] u/liquidtv78: apologies to anyone that read me pissing and moaning last week. back to breakeven this week, feelsgoodman
[+5] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: Nvda let’s go please it’s time to pump
[+5] u/Radiant_Yesterday_51: Overdosing on caffeine & candy bars @ work. I could fight a gator right now lol
[+5] u/New_Competition_410: Bloom bro please bro , just go up bro please
[+5] u/Kobe_Fan: 🌽 bulls have two good days and celebrate like they haven't underperformed a basic index over 5 years
[+5] u/GoodIntroduction6344: So, 5',6", 258, and an alcoholic.
[+5] u/East-Description-243: You ever buy calls and instantly have them halve in price?🙄 fuckin sweet
[+5] u/SpiderWil: i'm -15k in hpe bc of the dam macro
[+5] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: lol BTC up 15% this week. The markets fucked
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: 🅱️rice 🅱️iscovery
😳😳😳😳
[+5] u/BarbellPadawan: If I had to have sex with either Bessent or Kegsbreath, I’m choosing Bessent.
[+5] u/imusuallydrunkatnine: Keep forgetting about opex day.
[+5] u/EnginrA: Women! I love them!
[+5] u/I_like_code: My diamond hands are weighing me down!
[+5] u/Warmake: Just close the market tomorrow.
[+5] u/Any-Presentation5438: HAVE YOU SAID THANK YOU ONCE?
[+5] u/PregnantPickle_: market is gay and based
[+5] u/Villi187: mrna lmao regards really thought stay in at 172% its still got run way <------ regards brain 🧠 LMAO
[+5] u/Alarmed-Rope-9062: Did anyone else buy puts? Say yes so I can feel better..
[+5] u/HorseTanker: Calls on oil when treasury head publicly questioning how oil prices are high lmao
[+5] u/BarbellPadawan: SPCX dropped 319MM shares on the market today
[+5] u/Throwaway37620: I lost all my money so I'm becoming a value investor
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: There is no longer 1 housing market in the U.S., there are 4
1. Cash buyers.
They aren't nearly as concerned about mortgage rates. Their purchasing power gives them an enormous advantage over financed buyers.
2. Buyers who need financing.
They're buying at today's prices while borrowing at roughly 6.5%. Even with 20% down, the monthly payment looks nothing like what the same house cost to carry a few years ago.
3. Homeowners locked into 3% mortgages.
"imprisoned in their own homes." Dramatic, sure. But the lock-in effect is real. Why give up a 3% mortgage to borrow at 6%+?
4. Homebuilders.
Different game entirely. They create their own inventory and use incentives like rate buydowns to move it.
[+5] u/jarkon-anderslammer: What happens when all the short-term debt we are selling reaches maturity? We sell more debt at a higher rate! Rinse and repeat until we have a 29% rate on our treasuries.
[+5] u/Illustrious-Way-7773: Still planning on making a move on your mom. She’s a tough cookie
[+5] u/HowIsEmuWarriorTaken: >Broadcom is reportedly working with private equity giants like Blackstone and Apollo Global Management to raise over $60 billion in debt financing.
>This money will fund a special vehicle to build out massive AI computing data centers for AI companies like Anthropic
Anthropic is cool and all but how the fuck are they gonna pay almost all the top 10 American companies they owe tens of billions to
[+5] u/dingusmingus2222: Stairs up, elevator down... Time to see if the GFI outlets in my bathroom are up to code...
[+5] u/vermilli21: Bessent will bail out the market again on Monday after OPEX....as much as I want this market to drill even more
[+5] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Did Jim Cramer do that for micron?
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: SeptemBER gonna be fun this year.
Last year it sucked
[+16] u/Successful-End7689: Bessent said the 10Y is mispriced… nah my guy, the market is telling you it doesn’t trust you rats with the amount of paper you’re issuing.
They’re ready to grab you by the balls if you don’t get your house in order and that little QE shit won’t fly 😂
[+14] u/PoetryEmergency4184: My wife told me to stop gambling options. Told her to be quiet or she would become an option
[+11] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: good bye peepee market. Hello poopoo market
[+9] u/legible_print: $MU I just need you to go up like 300%
[+9] u/BigBasedGrifter69: BREAKING: Gamestop's mRNA vaccine trial on greasy virgin gamers shows promise in fighting acne and cancer
[+9] u/Character-Luck-8564: shes not gonna fuck you bro
[+8] u/Boring_Ad7277: JUST IN: Jim Cramer visits Micron’s R&D chip facility in Boise, Idaho, after declaring the stock can "double" from current levels.
fuck this, im selling my calls
[+8] u/tigerman14nsfw: Literally lost all my money last week thinking we ran up too quick and buying puts.
This week we are taking a dump.
Sui watch
[+8] u/legible_print: $MU should just run to $2k and get it over with
[+7] u/CalRippedken: I finally downloaded tiktok and holy fuck no wonder everyone is so retarded these days
[+7] u/pmotiveforce: I am going to Bessent my finances. I will start loaning myself money at low interest rates to pay off my gambl..investing losses.
[+7] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Remember those covid days where a barrel of oil cost negative dollars? Pepperidge remembers!
[+7] u/StonksInvesteur: wait, if the US Treasury bought back its own treasury at low then it dips lower. Then US treasury is one of us???
[+7] u/SWHY_KEY: I am bout to quit my job. I need to make money on SPY tomorrow. Imma use my last paycheck as a lottery ticket. Puts or Calls?
[+7] u/wowitsme123: I'm going to FOMO buying the top on crypto then panic sell at the bottom
[+7] u/Emergency_Froyo_3030: Where de fuk is 🥭? No tweets. No market manipulation. Letting hedgies run the option table. Sideways trading bs. Red market. WE DESERVE BETTER
[+7] u/A10cc: # Imagine holding TLT LMAO. Fucking dumbasses.
I'm a fucking dumbass.
[+6] u/poopy_wizard132: SPY can go back up now. I've bought back in.
[+6] u/101Portfolio: Looking at the chart and current ah trend we gap up
[+6] u/xypherrz: can we pump SNDSK or nahh
[+6] u/9tacos: Elon disclosed that when flaccid, his penis would retract inward like a belly button 😏
[+6] u/hempernest: iran war cant be won
[+6] u/Ok-Raisin-2387: NVDA hits 230 tomorrow I’ll never gamble or cuss again
[+6] u/AdLeft8389: Can the market crash already I have 40k to spend on dips
[+6] u/zorna0: maaan imagine buying bonds and missing out on the greatest bull run in history. kind of feel sorry for them.
[+6] u/Successful-End7689: Reminder that this administration has managed to rack up nearly 30% of the debt accumulated over 250 years of American history 😂
[+6] u/A10cc: # BRING BACK THE EMOJIS YOU FUCKING COWARDS
[+6] u/RuleSafe6767: Gulf states used to get around $1B/day from about 15M barrels exported, but it's been 1-16th that for months, so they're combined only getting $63M/day, which is peanuts to keep their kingdoms running they they're selling down equities. It's like a persistent sell pressure in the markets. They have about $500B in equities and $300B in US treasuries.
[+5] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: Gold and oil and going to print tomorrow
[+5] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: Wow I actually got right on Moderna puts
[+5] u/BearlyBearishBear: Gillian Anderson has aged like a fine wine 🍷
[+5] u/PandAlex: chats moving too fast for everyone to know im ghey
[+5] u/No_Presentation9490: index funds are an abomination that destroyed capitalism, culture and markets. fuck you, john bogle!
[+5] u/Lunarisation: Guys I need some advice. I have a kid and he’s refusing to eat his greens. His name is GOOG. What should I do
[+5] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: I guess $BULL should have reported massive losses and record declines in all metrics. Same result in price action.
[+5] u/StonksInvesteur: “The world has turned into a casino. It is what it is.” - 7 times casino bankrupted 🥭
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: SPCX tank overnight.
[+5] u/Mysterious_Spray_361: gonna have to shop at Walmart now
[+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: That was an ass last ten minutes. Went from still up a little to flat as the earth that sits upon the turtle's back.
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: They got me hooked on iran deal pumps and now I'm having withdrawal
[+5] u/Relevant7040: Goog been Fckng me up real good last few days 😭
[+5] u/powerboner: Went balls deep on WMT 105c for tomm. Either gonna be shopping at Walmart or Target after
[+5] u/CauliflowerNo6976: Poor bulls. It gets much worse btw
[+5] u/cosmicoconuts: I just got an email from Robinhood about options agreement, they know
[+5] u/Hot_Sacks: Many of you regards were dunking on 🌽 these past 3 months, and it shows
[+5] u/orcassharks: No they are going to drill.
[+5] u/Skipperlarrymary: Analysing charts for future stock performance is like astrology for people with math-related autisim
[+12] u/ThatFUTGuy: 🥭 is the biggest retard fr, he needed to keep interest rates down so he starts a war with one of the biggest oil producers to turbocharge inflation
we gotta stop electing people this close to the grave fr
[+10] u/bulrfuc: # JPOW would have gotten a lot more respect had he raised rates. Keeping status quo is cuckish. Rate hikes are needed to destroy demand and fix the inflation problem. Fuck the tech bros expecting handouts with cheap debt.
[+10] u/KittyLover-7: Scotty B bought 4 billion to a 40T fight
LMAO
[+9] u/NativePlant870: Reminder: the market reached all-time highs before the 2008 crash
[+9] u/TheSauceBoss16: People always seem to make a big deal about OPEX and rarely does anything exciting happen.
[+8] u/OPINION_IS_REGARDED: it was a lot more fun when we cured cancer and everyone was making money yesterday
[+8] u/ThatFUTGuy: just so you all understand this, 🥭 is angry at the fed potentially raising rates because it means his silicone valley gay boy cheerleaders will fuck it with their “cheap debt” AI bonanza.
So effectively he’s happy for every single person to pay $20 a loaf of bread eventually so we can make dumb af AI that can’t even make good porn
[+8] u/ChipWong82: Is the US Govt getting margin called this month?
[+7] u/Jimmy_Jellyy: THE MARKET IS REALIZING WE CAN NOT GROW OUT OF 40T IN DEBT WITH STAGFLATION AROUND THE CORNER, WHY DID WALMART DROP 10% ON EARNINGS, WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU
[+7] u/Delicious_Put_5857: u dont have much longer to learn how to do this. easy mode ended months ago.
[+6] u/ShittyUsernane1222: If ww3 started overnight the market would still theta to squeeze the last dollar of profit out of 0dte options
[+6] u/RenaissanceWmn1: MU and Sndk should do a 4-1 stock split. More fun, cheaper options
[+6] u/Junior_Inflation8991: No way we raise rates mango has blackmail on warsh. Inflation will be 20 percent annually and u will like it
[+6] u/kizersosa9: RDDT RDDT and only RDDT
[+6] u/ArekkusuMira: We've been paying way over 5% for a 30 year loan for about 5 years. The government gets too now
[+6] u/pinkerton_gov: Everything feels broken. High mortgage rates, high yield bonds, high inflation, all time high stock markets, cratering labor market yet government data indicates otherwise. Something has gotta give…. Where are the adults?
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: anyone who went all in on MRNA right before the run up should be in prison.
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: So ASTS and RKLB managed to be straight shit for 3 months, nice
[+5] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Anyone else down YTD? I’d like to feel better about my losses
[+5] u/thatdude845: When’s gas gonna be too expensive for Nissan and Hyundai drivers? Tired of these dumb low credit pieces of shit
[+5] u/giraffe_wrassler: I kinda miss how the old version of the Reddit app would default assume you were trying to search for an NSFW sub. I would come out of the other side of those rabbit holes a completely different man
[+5] u/Fast-Steak-7730: I gotta quit. These red days are ruining my weekends omgbruh
[+5] u/hftrobo9285: Shiny metals. Bonds. Memoree. Stonks.
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[+5] u/Dawnchaffinch: I spent 5k and made $57 AMA
[+5] u/Queasy_Soil9646: NVDA pump begins on Monday after all the monthly options expire tomorrow
[+5] u/ThatFUTGuy: i propose half stock half cash to acquire the US when the bubble bursts 😎
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Convinced my dad to yolo his 401k into $qqq this week. He’s a year away from retirement. I hope I don’t blow this for him. I’m his little investor.
[+5] u/Ok_Camera_1862: 40 trillion let that sink in
[+5] u/ez399017: Korea please don’t rug me
[+5] u/HolidayReality6641: Down .53% today… probably going to get the biggest roast beef sandwich Arby’s sells to celebrate my victory.
[+5] u/ando812: cover my margin call. lol
[+5] u/Few_Adhesiveness2963: Big Red is going to get you all tomorrow…
[+5] u/JJGfunk: Weird dumb market is dumb and weird
[+5] u/npcfrank: Asian markets are gonna dump like crazy when they wake up and find out what happened to Wall Street today 😓📉🐼
[+5] u/ebitdasga: Webull dropped 12% intraday smh
[+5] u/dbainerr: enough with this bond yield boogieman bullshit
[+5] u/LongCucumber3710: Anthropic 40 trillion IPO. Will bail out the government
[+5] u/longGERN: I wanna get stoned but I told myself I would not..who do I listen to. Why would I even listen to myself
[+5] u/WITCH2FAANG: Is there any chance my SPY $765 calls expiring tomorrow aren't completely fucked?
[+12] u/AdCritical5383: # ✨Who is Fuk Opex Eve Update✨
**Permabool:** fuk ☑️
**Permaber:** always fuk ☑️
**TSLA Gang:** fuk ☑️
**NVDA Gang:** maybe fuk ☑️
**Theta Gang Selling Calls:** winning ✅ >!but…fuck them!<
**Theta Gang Selling Poots:** fuk ☑️
**🅱️enis Gang**: 😮💨👌
**🫲BASICALLY EVERYONE F**UK🫱
—
# 🚦Key Player Status🚦
**KWar:** cunt
**Bessy:** chickenshit cunt
**Orange Man:** king of the cunts
**Heggsy:** something something dick pics
**Jensen:** basically a mortgage broker
**Dario:** goofy and likable future villain
**Scam Altcoin:** lol
**Enron:** goddamnit 😤
**Jpow:** *god incarnate we love u bb 😘*
[+8] u/noobletato: KOSPI opening at -1% is basically bright green
[+8] u/ajibtunes: A block of cheese is just a loaf of milk
[+8] u/RelentlessPutz: Tale old as time... market is red asf then bait in the retards with green futures to take their last tree fiddy
[+8] u/rottenfence: Watching BTC run again really does bring some excitement back to the markets
[+7] u/comancheranche: Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
[+7] u/scooterhomeimprover: Someone remind me why we even went SPY 720 to 780 off fake earnings with a pending economic collapse?
[+7] u/Abe2025: Bring Jerome back. Hes the only one who can save the market
[+7] u/Wishy: I blew up my portfolio today on Walmart. Frikin Walmart.
[+7] u/crimepais: BREAKING NEWS: Warsh has no balls and Bessent shot the bazooka too early. Welcome to stagflation.
[+7] u/Independent-Eye9513: Holy shit how high can Bitcoin fly?
[+7] u/Snowman33001: Corn bers absolutely gobsmacked
[+7] u/Sea-Chemical-3266: Yeah but Micron actually sells a product.
[+6] u/barelyreadsenglish: Spy pumped 23% from the low of 630 on march and if you Google the news it says it was because iran deescalation and ai lmao
[+6] u/hallett21: Has 🥭 released new white boards on the Iran economic warfare?
[+6] u/kinkyhentai69: Ffs my dumbass was so high i thought we were friday
[+6] u/BentoMan: A U.S. Army unit is offering four extra days off to play the new "Grand Theft Auto" for soldiers who reenlist.
[+6] u/scooterhomeimprover: “We’ve hit peak deficit” says Bessent meanwhile US Govt about to approve a $500 bil defense increase to $1.5T
[+6] u/Beginning_Juice_4296: Crypto mooning while yall space and AI bags dropping
[+6] u/Rosebunse: Well, they have Krispy Kreme Pokémon donuts. My nephews will love them for a Friday treat! And I will get the Pikachu one
[+6] u/2020isgreat: BTC rallying on the government buying is pretty ironic considering the original use case was being decentralized
[+6] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Crypto bros can afford to rent Lambos once again .... 😦🤌
[+6] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Good thing I have regular calls and not the holy shit ones 💪
[+5] u/AirwickS: Welp, Treasury intervention earlier this week completely flopped.
Bessent apparently has more tricks up his sleeve…
“We have a big toolkit so we’ll see,” Bessent said. “We believe that the yields don’t reflect the underlying fundamentals.”
[+5] u/Able-Breadfruit-5981: BESSENT: Well, again, again, people have bad information. I have asymmetric information, so I think that the market should think, well, why would we have joined the Japanese in the intervention at this time? Do we know something the market doesn't know that, in terms of being willing to do you know what I would call a Treasury twist here in terms of the bond market? What do I know that the market doesn't know?
Wut that's not reassuring
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: Bessent is a mango glazing hedgie clown. He’s used to the spec ops style maneuvering that hedge funds can do around the whales, but now he’s literally the whale god and fucking it all up. It would be gloriously funny if it wasn’t destroying the future for my kids.
[+5] u/politicalinvestor: All this noise just to remember what caused all this madness.. “EPSTEIN FILES”
[+5] u/SomePolack: I am maybe starting to think about pulling out of this market
[+5] u/Pernicious_Pearl: im crying in the casino 🥲
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **CALM THE FUCK DOWN REGARDS, NOTHING EVER HAPPENS!!!**
[+5] u/Significant_Gap_2857: you guys are my only friends :wendys:
[+5] u/Competitive-Elk9326: PAAAAAAAAAAAMP 🐂🐂🐂📈📈📈
[+5] u/Hot-Performancy: Looks like my MU puts will be vaporized
[+5] u/Sclog: The irony of losing all my money a week before being sent on a work trip to Vegas is lost on me, gotta turn this $500 into $5000 so I can at least pretend to flex on my boss 0dte here I come
[+5] u/bamber33: The fact futures just aren’t moving is scary…
Or it means nothing…
We may never know
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: Imagine not being half cash half ornamental gourd futures. 💅🧐
[+5] u/taconomtaco: lmao AVGO also taking on debt. yet another one
[+5] u/Actual_Difference617: 4 day out is not gambling right?
[+5] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Oh no. Houthis report drone strikes in Saudi Arabia.
[+5] u/Leading-Future6691: Spy 730’s back on table .. let’s go
[+5] u/2020isgreat: FDA Upgrades Publix GreenWise Frozen Berries to Highest Risk Over E. coli With Probability of Death
um what
[+5] u/desiopressballs: Why tf is wmt PE at 40 but googl at 17 mgmggmmgmghhhhhh
[+5] u/Life-Industry-1131: I fucking hate golf man why do I do this to myself
[+5] u/wallStBetModsRGayAF: No one talks about tendies anymore. What happened
[+5] u/Xtal_D: I don't like Meta on almost any level but it seems to be the best buy of the Big 7 right now.
[+5] u/Molten-Helldiver: Been that way for 4 years
[+16] u/Feisty-Basis7903: BREAKING: AI DATA CENTER COMPANIES TRANSITIONING BACK TO BTC MINING - AXIOS
[+11] u/mousepop321: # I have won and lost 100-200k this past 2 years, not a single vacation taken, I don’t drink, no new car, literally done nothing with it other then win and lose it over and over 🤌
[+10] u/ddrsdght: Niggas think Bitcoin will pay off their national debt
[+9] u/claytondpark: No one talking about how Saylor bought 🌽 all the way down from a $110k, but the week he stops buying it pumps almost 20% 😂
[+8] u/Jaredthegoat_: spy barely moving, it's so freaking over sell everything
[+8] u/Fhyzikz: Mfs will do literally anything but balance the budget and tax people appropriately
[+8] u/LiveMotivation: So 🥭 and Company sacrificed us for crypto bros. Is that correct?!
[+8] u/PulIthEld: i love when BTC is mooning
[+7] u/sadscully: damn i've been asleep at the wheel I had no idea Bessent was married to a man while republican. impressive.
[+7] u/prana_fish: Can't wait till $NVDA earnings next week where they report stellar earnings and guide and people will STILL get pikachu shocked when they dump again for the 50th time in a row.
[+7] u/carrollart: I’m somewhat K shaped myself
[+7] u/darkspherei: it's called a K shaped economy because Elon spends it all on Ketamine
[+6] u/IndependentUsual7444: Cut social security entirely and we are saved overnight
[+6] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: hate this fucking vibe-coded shitting chat app, please hire a real developer
[+6] u/Atiaxra: Hokas are so much better than Nike sneakers it isn't even funny, I have no idea what NKE's path back is
[+6] u/AmazingPrune2: Its hilarious that Warsh been banging the drum on market condition guiding yield and you see Bessent doing this shit 😂
[+5] u/SpaceXLord: Bers and bols will meet in person tomorrow. At the soup line.
[+5] u/Chitikii: Miners about to go hog wild
[+5] u/Chrg88: Bought a new Honda Pilot today. Felt like a win placing money in a car than in the market today.
::I’m coping::
[+5] u/Low_Technician9179: Leopold was the Intel grandson?
[+5] u/Travis---Beckmen: Travis beckmen update. smh
Im no longer into men.
Im back with the ladies! 💅
[+5] u/-sakuranbo: just got registered mail right now
granted access to a better casino/broker
watch USD/JPY hit the top once I actually commit to a carry trade
[+5] u/micheelay: Let’s all just full port MSTR
[+5] u/trent_upscale: The drop at open will make your butthole pucker ⭕️
[+5] u/WocketWaccoon: My 🌽 purchase yesterday at $69k makes me look like a genius
[+5] u/AggressiveTower5582: The negatively towards something that is going up is staggering. Just buy it, make money and shut up.
[+5] u/memmolemmo: Tomorrow will 100% be a green day for SPY.
In other news, sentiment around NKE on reddit is at an ATL so it's time to buy leap calls.
[+5] u/Deep-Text-5909: Let's get RDDT $160 tomorrow
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Now that bears are comfortable holding puts overnight only way is back up!!
[+5] u/Polysorbate800: Iran wants to make a deal very badly
[+5] u/Peeeeech: Every day it’s like they just spin the wheel to decide which ticker to buy. Wtf is that
[+5] u/TraditionalPhone3992: Tomorrow be bad, berry berry bad. But for whom? Bulls or bears.
[+5] u/Polysorbate800: We print it…
*Digitally*
[+5] u/sck178: Good news for me is that my port can't respond to any bad news at this point
[+5] u/Liquidsnake959: Jesus what are you all worried about, that’s for our grandkids to figure out! We’ll all be dead by then
[+5] u/AmazingPrune2: This sure means we getting face rip rally tomorrow
[+5] u/TMBrendon: Setup on memory looking bullish for tomorrow
[+5] u/ArcDogRob: You have better odds getting that DOGE and Tariff Stimi check
[+5] u/WildTittyWrangler: Don't forget the healthcare check. And the refund from Mexico paying for the border wall.
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Hoping the XLF bounces tomorrow so I can double my short position
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: YAAASS ZADDY COME GET THIS CORN 💅 🌽
[+5] u/Salt_Contract342: Same boat. Want my bags to go up further green, but want a dip to buy more. Something is wrong with me
[+20] u/thegoldenfinn: I don’t think Scott Bessant knows what he’s doing. In fact I think he’s a moron.
[+9] u/DesignerSea494: My first marriage ended when my wife confessed she’d slept with two New Jersey state troopers at the same time in a hotel room while she was on business. That’s a story which makes people think, “I wish I hadn’t asked.” At least she told me. And she can speed all she wants on the turnpike forever, so that’s good.
[+8] u/Illustrious_Job1951: So someone has a fully playable version of gta6 and has been leaking videos daily.
On one hand, im worried im going to get something spoiled, but I just cant help myself and watch.
It is by far the best looking game I have ever seen in my life.
[+7] u/LaMeraVergaSinPatas: Going to bed fuck crypto
[+7] u/Similar-Turnip2482: Gonna be a lot of liquidations if btc gets to 80
[+7] u/Unique-Confusion-296: If MU could have a good old 18% day that would be nice.
[+7] u/Unique-Confusion-296: If you're having a bad week. Just know I sold a bunch of COIN calls for almost breakeven about 15m before 🌽 went from 65 to 68k. Can't make this shit up. I belong here.
[+7] u/GuwopGOAT: I just know tomorrow is gonna be a melt down
[+6] u/CEOofBeanz: Guys like James Gandolfini, I have to remind myself he’s gone. Legend.
[+6] u/ILoveWesternCenter: But shorting BTC is free money!! :belt: :kek:
[+6] u/regardus_maximus: SNDK -> 3200 SEPT
[+6] u/Stonksupdown: HOLY CORN, 100k today?
[+6] u/BecomingSavior: You just know the corn haters this past year are seething.
[+6] u/Leading_Form_8485: Sell the news when clarity act vote on 9/15.
Tale as old as time
[+6] u/JudgmentCharming355: If META changes its CEO, the stock will hit $1,000 the next hour
[+6] u/ghops67: We about to recession, so many indicators, and with 🍊 at the rein omg can’t imagine. My dear regards, set a stop loss, you’ll be thankful for that soon
[+5] u/regardus_maximus: SNDK TO 3000 OCTOBER
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: can my worthless shitcoin go up already, follow btc u piece of trash
[+5] u/stopdropandrauljulia: Instead of doing the same thing I always do and blowing the last 3 grand of my options account on spy 0DTE's, I'm going to do the responsible thing and buy 100 .01 otm options on 30 different tickers.
[+5] u/abramoam1: How bad is it that I have a 20k swing day trading in a week and don’t feel a thing
[+5] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: We are so back bitcoin brothers
[+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Where are the resentful corn bears and their prophecies
[+5] u/Due-Information-6277: Btc is here to stay.
[+5] u/Utilize3372: If you were down to your last 20k total would you risk it all?
[+5] u/2Frum4U: We really are living in the future. There are so many fun and exciting new ways to get diarrhea.
[+5] u/CardiologistEqual336: next week has been exhausting
[+5] u/BuyHandSanitizer: 🌽up S&P down let's fuckin get it
[+5] u/whodey84: Congrats to DOGE for getting the debt down!
[+5] u/broke_person: The only thing that makes sense from here is a -60% crash
[+5] u/noahbrewer24: Moderna is gonna print tomorrow
[+5] u/Consistent-Lynx-535: is tomorrow looking like a downer? its coming smoove off
[+5] u/infinitewaters107: The name is bonds…James bonds.
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Spy calls and mu puts. Im diversified
[+5] u/visionarymind: I was told MRNA would make me life changing money 😠
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: Just watched an interesting video on the debt being issued for this AI buildout.
Long story short, our retirement accounts and the state are gonna be the bagholders when things come crashing down
[+5] u/McClintockC: We love you Jerome
We miss you
[+5] u/MadeThatCash: Oil puts time me thunk it
https://preview.redd.it/6l152gbdhmkh1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2808006b9472a03bbdf6056d875f48ff79025d8
[+5] u/bluen: Why people loading up corn? Treasuries no good?
[+5] u/Sad_Laugh_4610: kospi +6% into next day green meanwhile qqq -3,4% no recovery lol
[+5] u/CD274: You won't believe the price of micron back then
[+9] u/spellbadgrammargood: If I have to parallel park in front of a group of people, I AIN'T GOING
[+6] u/Juddy-: I have good news
Tomorrow is Friday
[+6] u/VauserVonShepherd: RDDT to be removed from S&P500 after 1 week from being added in
[+6] u/1foxyboi: Used to love my job now new leadership ruined it
[+5] u/Late_Impression_7168: I once bent a bicycle handlebar with my nutsack on a fall doing downhill! I was 30 years old
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: How are the HTZ bros doing? They all have lambos yet?🤡
[+5] u/Sick0h: Check stonks, see no groundbreaking news has shot it up 15% in last 6 minutes, close app, be sad, repeat.
[+5] u/Shah_Zam: I need a $1000 into $10000 kinda play for tomorrow. Spill the beans??????
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: $3 Billion of Bitcoin shorts liquidated......
[+5] u/cashflow_: I think I’ve given up on life. 3-4 years ago I was killing it. I started a couple successful companies and was making bank. Now I don’t have motivation to do anything. I have no interest in it. I can’t tell if it’s because I’m getting older or something like depression
[+5] u/mehmilani: I keep asking Claude to suggest reliably successful strategies for profitable trading. It comes up with strats but when I ask it to back test them, they all return -97% in 6 months. I mean it gives me comfort in the sense that it's not gonna take my job, but it's already replaced us as wsb regards for sure.
[+5] u/Stonkgeniuz: NKE please cure cancer tonight too
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: $SNDK to 2000 is not a meme
Where my SNDK diamond handers at
[+5] u/InIce1234: The market is perfectly prepared for a big, fat, green Friday rocket.
It couldn't have been a better day for bulls.
[+5] u/Cool-Employ-4830: feels nice seeing spy drop and precious metals rise
[+5] u/shutnr: If a company does not have 300% revenue increase QoQ it is completely worthless
[+5] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: Any big booty Latinas in here?
[+5] u/Concept-Plastic: MU to $2k will be so nice
[+5] u/The_Albertino: WSB is so fearful that I’m ready to launch into calls tomorrow. We’re barely off ATH lmao
[+5] u/doortoNarnia: what is diesel crack
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: SKHY straight shrekking it right now
Memory gonna be bigly green tomorrow
[+5] u/ilikemgs: I’m no longer allowed to sell a product that I was selling 30k monthly of.
Business is taking a hit 😔
Lord beer me strength
[+5] u/llasar17: stupid anti pimping laws!
[+5] u/InsertNameOverHere: MSTR calls looks like free money
[+5] u/Kickboy21: RDDT 160 BY EOM BOOK IT
[+5] u/i2ye: Time to inverse FartSniffer66642069
[+14] u/HumbleWinnerrr: The era of working 9-5 to live the ‘American Dream’ and decent retirement is over. Now it’s all about stonks or being a social influencer. Move on. Adjust to new era
[+9] u/diefy7321: Warsh: Not doing anything so yields will tell us what to do
Bessent: Bet?
Lmfaoooo
[+8] u/RockasaurusRex: You people couldn't predict herpes from a $10 hooker, let alone tomorrow's market behavior.
[+8] u/Physical_Path_5194: Mango is too busy banging a 35 yr old to tweet about the fake deals anymore. What a world
[+8] u/Annual_Cap_6107: full port dogecoin fk it
[+7] u/dweeegs: Last week I sold my SLV / GLD / IBIT calls for small gains, to buy NVDA calls, and it is now down 5 days in a row for the first time in 4 years good shit 👍
[+7] u/IHaveInflatableShoes: Just saw a bull on the loose on the news today. This is a sign
[+6] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Im not drunk you all are just too sober
[+6] u/Onnimation: Pork belly over steak anyday. It's so good 🤌
[+6] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Bitcoin bros gon get spanked when it goes down to 25k
[+6] u/Leading-Direction961: Remember that one time that we needlessly spent billions of dollars we don’t have and depleted the military’s main supply of critical munitions that our biggest adversary controls the raw materials to replace all because there was a little too much attention to the Epstein files?
Pepperidge farm remembers
[+6] u/jijitalk: Man, hotdogs and a drink is $1.50 at costco. A superdog at one of those baseball games runs you $10. Calls on costco.
[+5] u/cbusoh66: Never seen an administration so hell bent on intervening into EVERYTHING
[+5] u/diefy7321: Fuck it, I’ll move next to a data center if that meant I didn’t have to pay property taxes lmfao
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: I don't know what a bond is or how it works. I have several million dollars in my portfolio. one of those facts will probably have to change soon.
[+5] u/Zealousideal_Wall627: If btc breaks trend here and makes a new local high its going to moon
[+5] u/Excellent_Ganache545: Back when I was a crypto bull (ages ago) I thought man by 2025 you would just be able to walk up to a car, scan a QR code, the smart contract would transfer the title, the doors would unlock and you would drive it away. Instead crypto has become this boomer government tool to prop up the usd. What an absolute subversion. Its impressive.
[+5] u/Jo9715: You guys like hotdogs for the taste or the shape?
[+5] u/dadugooba: Did mrna just announce share dilution!?!?
[+5] u/hermeskino715: Was promised power hr by the bols today.
Good thing I didn't listen to them
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: Tall enough I suspect
[+5] u/EquivalentBorn9411: Which hole is the best?
[+5] u/solidsneeze: META made me feel less than. How do I get my cut?
[+5] u/CPR123_: At an actual casino right now. How can all these boomers sit at these slot machines pissing away their retirement lmao
[+5] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Bitcoin is back bro 120k otw Meow
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: 🌽 making a killin lmao
[+5] u/draaavn: If I was the president I would make you all rich. Vote me 2028.
[+5] u/shmito17: META and RDDT are about to launch. Tomorrow will be fun!
[+5] u/1-800-YOLO: Fuck, where's that guy that was on his 3rd night in a row at golden corral?
[+5] u/Red_Potatoes_620: I literally just spend my days starting at charts, sucking my teeth, and regretting my decisions. I was once a man with hope and a slight sense of whimsy. Now I am broken in spirit.
[+14] u/Low_Bowl5506: Mango on track to bankrupt one last casino; America
[+11] u/skymagic: watched the first few episodes of Ted Lasso, it was ok, probably never gonna watch it again 🤷♂️
[+9] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Honestly I’m happy for corn bros. They needed a win.
[+8] u/RoverV: I’m going to Bankok and losing my virginity tomorrow thanks to Bitcoin. I made $6,000!!!
[+8] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Damn you got it lol well played
[+8] u/Liminal_Aspect: Well yeah, I sold my position two days ago. There’s your technical signal lmao
[+7] u/baconography: Gold miners.
That is all.
Edit: Why the down-votes, this has been an insane play the past two weeks or so.
[+7] u/AgitatedJump8459: So we buying corn????
[+6] u/Ragnaroka: Short MRNA into oblivion when 130 support breaks
[+6] u/bunnibly: Gold!! Silver! Miners!
Real inflation is real, despite fake numbers. Gold out of the ground has been gobbled up by China.
Precious metals in the ground is the next bull run.
[+6] u/United_Assist3712: Trump is planning to rugpull the entire global economy to pay down the national debt once and for all 🙏
[+6] u/slothropdroptop: So AI is a dead product that will never make money again? Hard to keep up
[+5] u/TaterTotsAndFanta: Wen circuit breaker on spy. Just this one time.
[+5] u/Cool-Stranger2566: 0DTE on spy but which way
[+5] u/Phrakensigg: MRNA (Moderna) Short the stock. JPM targeted only at 77$.
[+5] u/Lumbergh7: Victoria secret models mmmm
[+5] u/Lelwrektnub: The one fucking time I buy into sandisk and it’s pinned at $1600 for a whole day while memory rips
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: if you aint leveraged to the balls on 2x bitcoin tf you doin
[+5] u/FunInteraction9796: sitting in 765 calls a week out am i cooked?
[+5] u/Odd-Block-2998: MU -0.22% after hours after Cramer said it could double.
Dude vaporized more than $22B in one post.
[+5] u/zeebee098: Omg bros I think i found my life partner tonight
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: Hyperscalers need to have the equivalent to a car payment from every adult in the Western hemisphere each month to actually turn a profit. I know DD is frown upon, but this seems ... tenuous at best
[+5] u/Thicchorseboi: IREN, I know it's a lot to ask for what you do, but pull a Moderna tomorrow or i'm annihilating the planet
[+5] u/Capable_Desk3544: Is holding one Solana enuff 2 finally make it?
[+5] u/Waste-Milk2716: Sell all your tech stock and go into crypto
[+5] u/puffinnbluffin: Wtf is up with corn today
[+5] u/I_Study_The_Patterns: Dear leader held a press conference pleading for you all to hold his bags
[+5] u/yeedub: corn shorts are gonna get liquidated again fuck
[+5] u/filitupagain: Fun fact: nvda market cap > ENTIRE KOSPI MARKET CAP
[+11] u/Status-Net2947: You didn’t buy BTC for 6 months while it was below 65k 🤡 🫵🏻
[+9] u/Key_Yesterday2808: Corn to $80k
MSTR to $200
Please universe... help a brother
[+9] u/Itchy_Purpose5269: Michael Saylor: "Oh thank fuck now I don't have to go to jail"
[+8] u/Ok_Cry7572: US national debt officially surpasses $40 trillion.
500k of $MRNA calls two days ago could’ve fixed this.
Why they didnt insider trade and solve the debt?
[+8] u/gomper: Open green. Daily scheduled 9:30 am dump. Brutal chop rest of the day and close w Clifford dongs last 30 min
[+8] u/zephyrs85: Ok we are not so back
[+8] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: I thought I was getting richer. Turns out it was just inflation.
[+8] u/AndreaBorgonovi: YOU 🫵🏻 shorted corn at its bottom
[+8] u/mneymaker: # BREAKING: $MSTR TRIAL VACCINE FOR CRYPTO MELANOMA YIELDED POSITIVE RESULTS. CEO MICHAEL SAYLOR REMARKS THE FINAL STAGE VACCINE, MAKING POSTS WITH ROCKET MEMES ON TWITTER, EXPECTING AN FDA APPROVAL.
[+7] u/thetalentedmrbowser: Don’t believe pre market. Black Friday incoming 📉📉📉🐻
[+7] u/CosmicQuestions: MSTR just paid for my Columbian marching powder for the weekend.
[+7] u/Spiritual-Ebb9560: I'm short btc with avg 68k on 10x leverage. God save me 🤲🙏🏼🤲🏻
[+7] u/Fortnait739595958: Wow, crypto in the 1 year chart is only down 50% now! What a fortune maker!
[+6] u/rcarmas: Wow. Bitcoin is racing up like dollar is going to 0 tomorrow.
[+6] u/elpresidentedeljunta: I for one am happy that crpyto is rising again. Not, because I´d believe it was a good investment or held any value at all, but because I feel more intelligent when I see cryptards posting their fantasies.
[+6] u/FireInTheRing: Everyone saying they full ported corn
I just took some profits cuz of you guys
[+6] u/NobodyCares127: Who pressed sell on NVDA?
[+6] u/FFXIV_Yunarin: MU please go up 5% today, thank you.
[+6] u/CorvusGearlock: What in the actual fuck is this overnight move
[+6] u/carlo_on_fire: Buy bitcoin. This IS financial advice.
[+6] u/TreGet234: Tempted to buy back in to ruin the rally.
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: So you’re telling me I have to go back to my job because I didn’t buy Moderna $80 call options that exploded 500,000% in 1 day?
$1,000 → $5,000,000
Fuc me
[+5] u/Diligent_Fondant6761: Europoors buying because dollar crashed and everything is on Discount for them!!!
[+5] u/Background-Night3503: mane i shoulda held gold
[+5] u/Sad_Standard7054: FOMO everything into corn
[+5] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: 👇 are making money today
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: I’d rather lose money than join the discord :hmmm:
[+5] u/Rich-Badger-7601: How fat are her cans
[+5] u/Creepy-Fennel-852: Keel Moses lake deal
[+5] u/CHICKENPUSSY: I've never been so bullish in my life. Sold some in the money puts that were exercised. Now I got 200 shares of spy at 764
[+5] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: GLD ain’t stopping lmao
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: I don’t get the endgame with robots and AI taking over all the jobs. If the plan ends with a collapsed economy and no working class left to spend money… what are billionaires hoarding wealth for? To sit in a bunker with numbers on a screen that don't mean anything anymore?
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: So with crypto pumping is 🥭out of the market and moving his bags there?
[+5] u/jasperCrow: 🌽🆙 means more money for NVDIA ASICS 🆙 🆙🆙
[+5] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: last time gold jumped 20% in 2 weeks, the whole market dropped 20% in 3 days. (including gold)
[+5] u/GainzandPumpz: Guess 🌽 had a good earnings report
[+5] u/Icy_Jelly_315: US treasuries reduced to asswipe status by poopoo diaper man. Money gotta go somewhere