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[+20] u/chads_to_do_list_app: https://preview.redd.it/s383f1i3zsih1.png?width=1074&format=png&auto=webp&s=bedc2690d3646b93059edf47102b99b3b43d510d
[+19] u/Liquoricezoku: My dyslexic ass thought RKLB was Roblox stock
[+16] u/Upstairs_System_6257: "Attack your enemy, then ask him for reparations when you lose"
Don Tzu - Art of retard
[+15] u/riverpirate2: NBIS is going to skyrocket tomorrow lol
[+13] u/Diguojigood: Nebius might pump more than CRWV at this rate lol
[+12] u/Samjabr: "To win the war, you must blockade their blockade and reparation their reparations."
Don Tzu - Art of no Fucking Clue.
[+12] u/GoZukkYourself: That SMCI guidance is insane.
[+11] u/Odd-Block-2998: CRWV is a $20 stock. NBIS $30.
[+10] u/Medium_Proof7304: If yall didn’t buy SMCI with all the leaks and heads up , just put the fries in the bag bro
[+10] u/Datsyuk131313: NBIS better rip Burry's face off tomorrow. Fuckin nerd.
[+9] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Way to go RKLB! Crawled back from -10% last night. Impressive.
[+9] u/arolloftide: Bought 15 shares of SMCI right before close like a big boy investor
[+9] u/jstoop: Ahh yes SMCI doubled EPS estimates while missing earnings. I wonder how they did it (I don’t wonder) ??
[+8] u/kal14144: SMCI proves crime is good
[+8] u/OpenSource_Horse: RFK on tv with the 1hp voice
[+8] u/GoZukkYourself: I wonder if Michael Burry's mail order bride beats him?
[+8] u/CheySky: https://preview.redd.it/q1kykklg2tih1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fb1831fa3ca7a02d149293f6ea9f79f9a5c0a53
Would it be funny if these hit
[+8] u/AirmanLarry: I wasn’t just early I was also wrong
[+7] u/MrFrog65: Burry getting cooked on Nebius puts lmao
[+7] u/CMTTrader: \*SMCI: Q4 revenue surged 91% YoY to \*\*$11.1B\*\*
\*SMCI: Adj. EPS more than quadrupled to \*\*$1.70\*\* vs. est. $0.96
\*SMCI: Adj. gross margin expanded to \*\*17.6%\*\* from 9.6% YoY;
\*SMCI: FY2026 revenue hit \*\*$39.1B\*\* (+78% YoY)
\*SMCI: FY2027 outlook of \*\*$65B–$72B\*\* vs. est. $53.29B
\*SMCI: Booked \*\*$60B+\*\* in new orders during FY2026, entering FY2027 with a record backlog
[+7] u/No_Current3675: i have no position in CRWV but gyatdam if u consider -3% to be a dump u in for a bad time.
[+7] u/AntiOriginalUsername: All time high tomorrow after cooked CPI comes in .2 % cooler than expected trust.
[+7] u/StocksStormTrooper: SMCI killed earnings
[+7] u/GoZukkYourself: $104 billion revenue backlog for CRWV, with only a $50 billion market cap.
[+7] u/natebro142: I didn’t hold my NBIS calls
Makes sense
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: If you bought 🌽 in the fall of 2021 your 5 year return is 0 dollars lmao
[+7] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: After CPI comes out - whether it goes up or down, end of the day will be flat.
[+7] u/No-Improvement3164: CPI calls are always free money
[+7] u/Slightlybadpicks: Lmao Smci is known for openly cooking their books and people bought puts on it 🤣🤣🤣
[+7] u/Anameisheere: Honestly this is just straight up gambling
[+6] u/DudeManBroGuy9: Ok actually be serious is GOOG a penny stock yes or no
[+6] u/Dazzling-Ad7012: I need updates on Hertz short interest report!
[+6] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: i’m so fucking happy i went with $10k on 2x smci i thought i was gonna get raped
[+6] u/Midpoint60: SMCI made it through the strait.
[+6] u/Fickle-You-5101: if nebius goes down and theres a new deal im buying more but i think it will go up
[+6] u/Diguojigood: CRWV pumping Nebius, thank you
[+6] u/znightmaree: Noted. Every time SMCI commits fraud, buy the dip.
[+6] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Calls on Wuhan virology research…
[+6] u/boose36: Holy shit i bought 0dte calls. Please profit gods let me be on the winning side just one time. Please.
[+6] u/Emilio___Molestevez: LMAO DID FUCKING POORWEAVE JUST SAVE THE AI TRADE?!
[+6] u/music_is_gud: Yes, me.
I also won a math competition in China!
[+5] u/Life-Trade-6514: Good job today bears. Rest easy. We have a big day tomorrow
[+5] u/ez399017: MU up into the close, what a nice change of pace
[+5] u/Regarded-Mastodon: Insane how they can close it at exactly the price they want. Crazy shit.
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: SMCI bears....close your eyes....
[+5] u/vandammes: NO SMCI DUMP THIS TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: how much treasonous revenue did SMCI make this quarter
[+5] u/renesons: HTZ Will be red in the OPEN BUY THAT DIP QUICKLY
[+5] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: None of this matters, only CPI does. Go to sleep
[+5] u/WSBrexiteer: MO calls
This market is stressful and Marlboros are the answer 🚬
[+5] u/renesons: Don't forget SMCI ceo always saying shitty things in earnings call
[+5] u/MoneyBadger14: SMCI is going to open the strait tomorrow
[+5] u/Regenbooggeit: GOOG IS DOWN 4% ON WHAT?
[+5] u/Captain-Vimes: SMCI forward p/e is insane now
[+5] u/Evander85: I mean SMCI pre released half of those numbers and you still didn’t buy calls
[+5] u/isospeedrix: Smci is a $60 stock if dell is 450
[+5] u/EnginrA: Why is it sooo tight? 😍🥴
[+5] u/yourgirl696969: If MU pumps, I think all of Burry’s shorts will have failed lmaooo
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: How do I short Michael Burry's Substack?
[+5] u/sevyger89: First they came for Leopold and I said nothing because I don't care. Now they come for Burry and I said nothing because I also don't care.
[+5] u/True_Brief7876: HTZ will open at $3 tmrr
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: It’s fading already lol
[+5] u/here_4_crypto_: Who got stupid OTM Spy calls too?
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Won** — /u/The_Unforgiving_Kram (1W - 0L, 100%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **CRWV** ▲ | $85.72 → $100.00 | +16.7% | 4d 11h | Won |
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: Every fucking semi/memory mooning, but MU doesn't give a fuck.
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Micheal Burry in shambles again
[+5] u/Resilience_Technique: went with CRWV NBIS SMCI CAVA calls. haha bears. lets gooooo
[+5] u/JSlickJ: Fuck you burry u bum
[+18] u/liftacules: Got tomorrow’s trading strategy figured out, feel free to copy
Step 1. Wake up
Step 2. check premarket
Step 3 see something up 14%
Step 4. buy the top
[+16] u/CozyDarkMage: It's me Leopold, let's go NBIS :D
[+15] u/Rare-ish_Birb: CRWV has negative operating margins (!) and a fck ton of interest every quarter (30% of revenue) in addition. You can't just sell your way out of that negative cash flow.
[+14] u/Ryzze_Up: This market makes no sense
[+11] u/OptionsHuduga: Breaking: SMCI offices were raided again (this time during the company live earnings call)
[+10] u/cowboyphewpheww: is NBIS gonna rocket tomorrow?
[+9] u/Imaginary-Pin580: Coreweave going up was unexpected as fuck.
[+9] u/Weak_Emu3659: So sandisk cratered to the center of the earth on earnings because 'people are worried about ai' and it has no future, and now coreweave announces they aren't going bankrupt and the stock skyrockets. Alright man.
[+9] u/vremains: I didn't realize NBIS earnings were PREmarket and not AH... Guess I'm retarded
[+9] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: Burry going to get liquidated after NBIS hits $250?
[+9] u/SteakEater137: Companies like Coreweave popping 15% while bleeding money and only having ok earnings triggers me LOL
Meanwhile another stock in a different industry with way better earnings beat and rolling in cash? Dump it
[+8] u/neillson01: Coreweave record loses and +15%…
Rug pull tomorrow?
[+8] u/spellbadgrammargood: NBIS has a short float of 30%, tomorrow will be interesting...
[+8] u/Novalll: NBIS is throatfucking me with big, beautiful green candles. Art of the deal
[+8] u/_Clit-Commander_: So does this mean my $70 CRWV puts will not print?
[+8] u/guccioli: Pro tip:
If you ever get banned by the reddit auto mod for slur usage/violence, appeal and mention that you were actually using it in an empowering way.
Also sign off as a gay man suffering from ass cancer and they will apologize and free you immediately, it’s been tested
[+8] u/Even-Square-6246: Lost $70k only got $3k left I am never going to make it back $rope
[+7] u/RuleSafe6767: $Crwv reminds me of the easy-mode years when the story was that every dollar spend on hardware was 10x minimum revenue with further upside, so market cap just flew on every announcement that companies were spending more on "build out" lol. Now we seen poor MSFT spent close to half a trillion over the years only getting 1/20th revenue; and zero percent is profit
[+7] u/Vino-Decanto: NBIS earnings tomorrow though right?
[+7] u/LordKrage: Nebius is going up, showing very good Q2 numbers
[+7] u/SoloOutdoor: How the fuck is it only Tuesday im whooped
[+7] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: To all u shorting crwv and nbis, rip
[+7] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: if coreweave is +15%, NBIS should be up 30%
[+7] u/Secure-Procedure-262: MU back to 1200 by october
[+7] u/Ticksdonthavelymph: On one hand I’m thinking don’t brag— Lady Luck will ruin you for it, but on the other hand, more people buying same ETFs can’t hurt… so I boastfully inform y’all that I have beaten the S&P, DoW and Nasdaq consistently on most days including today (and on the monthly averages) since my march rebalance.. I dumped most domestic AI- though kept foreign chips, dumped weighted S&P etf, and am up to tits in advantis value funds and VEU (and FZLX in Roth for tax reasons). Total weight 55/45 US/Ex, and 75/25 large small within each sleeve. You’re welcome
[+6] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Why are they revealing covert Air Force 1 tactics? Why is that news?
[+6] u/DahyunDabFan: You ever get diarrhea so bad you gotta take your shoes off
[+6] u/LordKrage: Tomorrow Nebius will buy me a an all inclusive vacation 💰😎☀️
[+6] u/richhomie1738: Ondas hitting $15 this week
[+6] u/noobgiraffe: I think I'm too stupid for this. Corewave has over $5 billion negative cashflow on $2.5 billion revenue, while holding a lot of debt and that's... great news?
[+6] u/Liladdict22: Can i start with 100$? I lost all my money hahaha
[+6] u/niceee_guyyy: Big green tom after cpi?
[+6] u/soy_garlic: the downvotes on HTZ comments is all I need to know
[+6] u/Specialist-Lie-9548: coreweave holy shit boys im so happy i bought before closing at 89.55
[+6] u/Moxisxsx: My ass has ramped up methane production 1075% YOY
[+6] u/king_of_all_retards: Im very sad right now :(
[+6] u/niceee_guyyy: Only way to afford a house is through margins or options
[+6] u/OutlawComputerZoo: I'll do weekly calls on NBIS
It's assuming that since CoreWeave did decent it'll do so too. Sympathy move.
[+6] u/Upset-Motor-2602: Tomorrow SPY goes back to $760 like good little boy....
[+6] u/Maximum-Side-9391: The whole month of July was a gap down go away
[+5] u/saltednutz69: SMCI insane earnings this quarter. 100 EOY a real possibility
[+5] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: What do i do if the tip of my nbis has a nbis on it?
[+5] u/Leading-Future6691: Tomorrow we pump to 780 .. I got puts soo..
[+5] u/j_b_1983: Just need 75 more days in a row just like today and I'll be back even!!!!!
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: SMCI has the ability to do great shit if they just stop being gangster for once
[+5] u/weewoowewoooo: SMCI still down 75% from its highs lmfao
[+5] u/quietWolves: Of course CRWV rises after I sell a covered call
[+5] u/brute-forced: Mark ZuckerBUG is a fuckin’ loser. Dude hasn’t created anything original and stole fb from others 20 years ago. He needs to pass the torch at meta before it burns the whole house down.
[+5] u/Jealous-Fix5015: nbis i hope whever you go, up or down, i want you to end my portfolio
[+5] u/svpa3991: Please don’t let me down nbis
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: AI not dead anymore? SMCI/CRWV revived the trade?
[+5] u/Feisty-Basis7903: IREN IREN IREN IREN $$$$$$$$&
[+5] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: I thought those bers told me to sell nbis?
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: New moon and some eclipse tomorrow
SPY will +3% at least
Or I'm gay 🤔
[+5] u/MoreSwaptions: Can Someone explain, why SMCI isn’t at 100 Dollar?
[+5] u/guccioli: Anyone else draw the line at buying defense companies? I’m in no way a good person, but it just feels too icky to own that shit
[+5] u/neoxdz: Never use margin, so many portfolios were lost due to it
[+5] u/bulrfuc: # Lets all pray for the AI bubble to pop swiftly 🙏
[+5] u/gomper: Wtf did they say on the super micro penis call
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Huge pump scheduled for tomorrow LMAO🤌
[+5] u/wildcat1055: Does 🥭 even taco anymore?
We used to be a proper country 😔
[+5] u/chrisshutup: no matter what CPI says, GOLD AND SILVER BULLISH
[+5] u/silverfutes: Why is it when politicians delete emails they vanish into the ether, but when I delete them my boss just forwards them to me a week later?
[+5] u/friedbymoonlight: In starting to think most leverage is short and most longs are using less credit and this market is just one bear massacre after another
[+5] u/im-regarded: If you’re reading this your gay
[+5] u/tortu995: If you wouldn't know how much rates are nor whats the situation in iran and have to guess based on memory stocks valuation and fundamentals going foward, you would think rates are +15% and the iran thing became a nuclear world war.
[+5] u/Pizzaboy0511: Are we pumping Htz tomorrow morning or what? I have 5K to throw at it if it drops to 2.3
[+5] u/Haikoe: SMCI’s core moat is Chinese import fraud AND YOU THINK THEY ARE NOT GONNA REPORT INSANE EARNINGS?!?
LMAO
[+5] u/version-two: CRWV earnings. And everyone knows NBIS team is 10x better so they gonna cook tomorrow
[+20] u/KittyLover-7: So mango hid in the catering truck and let everyone on AF1 fend for themselves 😂
[+19] u/financiallythriving: Greatest military force on the planet submitting to the Islamic republic of Iran was not on my bingo 2026 card
[+15] u/myjumboloanapp: 🥭 literally just had to sit there and do nothing and claim credit ofc
Jpow managed to land a plane with engine failure at 30K ft and 30 seconds later after a sigh of relief the plane gets hijacked by 🥭 and the plane gets catastrophically slammed into the terminal causing a fiery blaze throughout the whole fucking site
[+14] u/xlmtothemoon: twas the night before cpi, and all through the chain
not an option was ITM, because nobody had brains
[+11] u/DebtOk4461: In the greatest country on the planet, 🥭 is the guy we put in charge. Unbelievable
[+11] u/MrBlueEyedFox: Guys hurry up. You're gonna miss it. Theres 2 guys on futures trading like 10 dollars between each other!
[+10] u/Coloradospruce33: I bought some MU for the first time at $872 so it's 100% going to $700's
[+9] u/WordsHappenedHere: Captains log. Star date 8112026.3. SPY has chopped in a $2 range for 5 days straight. Morale is low amongst most of junior level crew. Senior officers are just in shares and don’t care. They have begun averaging into long dated SPY leaps. The retarded crewman have started hallucinating and buying penny stocks.
The science officer recommends treatment with standard big booty Latina’s. We are approaching their home world soon and this should serve as a nice reprieve for the crew.
[+8] u/Burtonwurton: The worst feeling is when you buy the dip, it keeps dipping, then you buy again and it drops harder. Then you search everywhere for news that caused the drop, but nothing pops up, then you buy the dip again, then it drops even harder. FML
[+8] u/financiallythriving: Mangos third term is going go crazy
[+7] u/volckerwasright: It really is wild how Trump just decided to Leroy Jenkins on tariffs and Iran man. Like every other admin had some externality that caused them to lose popularity/approval but this one is entirely self inflicted
[+7] u/No-Sympathy-686: I like how if you bought Nike in 2014 you've lost money.
[+7] u/InitialPsychology731: "Pakistan’s interior minister in Iran as Hormuz talks advance" how long will this go on 😭
[+7] u/InitialPsychology731: The hormuz deal/no deal is the worst unskippable cutscene i've ever had to sit through
[+7] u/InitialPsychology731: Iran and Taco yap more than housewives
[+7] u/bluen: Bruhs what is the natural predator to mosquitos?
[+7] u/Cdecar06812: Well SMCI blows out earnings of $1.02 far higher then the $.72 analysts called and high then the $.96 predicted. 2027 earnings to well exceed $4 a share. That puts this stock in the $140-$200 per share
[+7] u/swampassOG: Smoking Ozempic out of a gravity bong rn
HOOD 97
[+7] u/LarsTarkas: Get your butthole ready for more theta
[+7] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: does Taco Bell actually give people the shits? I've never had an issue with it since i've been alive. (41). Popeyes gives me some greasy shit tho and White Castle just makes me need to shit during consumption.
[+7] u/Commercial_Ease8053: Crwv crushed earnings so nbis flying behind
[+6] u/plumpypenguin: damn can’t believe they raided SMCI offices and executed the CEO live on the earnings call
[+6] u/mayorolivia: CoreWeave is a shitco
[+6] u/financiallythriving: I’m at the strait and it’s still closed
[+6] u/twostroke1: Every single news outlet and talking head on tv now calling for a guaranteed s&p 8000 soon.
This might actually be the time to finally worry.
[+6] u/Cdecar06812: Coreweave barely makes earnings and it climbs 13%. I guess the illiterate investors keep buying on hope and not results. This company is a pig, not worth its market value, all hype with no results! Even Schwab has it with an F rating!
[+6] u/Curious-Bird-8159: AI told me SPY is currently trading at 570
[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: Passengers on a China Southern flight faced a midair emergency after cabin crew served prune juice to over 100 travelers sharing just two toilets
The juice is a highly effective natural laxative, causing long lines to form outside both bathrooms
[+6] u/Legendary-Lemon: Gemini is pure trash. Even Grok is better these days. What a waste
[+6] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: You know it was a rough day when you use *work* as a distraction for trading instead of the other way around lmao
[+6] u/Downtown_Shoulder638: Full porting for the past two weeks has netted a 80% return on the A.I. trade for me this is truely regarded
[+6] u/RobbieDunn1991: The only thing that’s going to drop, is your net worth
[+5] u/healthydogo: 1.) ONDs is one of the most shorted stocks on the market (40%+)
2.) They moved their earnings call from their typical Friday to Thursday to coincide with options expiry
3.) A week ago the CEO retweeted videos of Alex Karp saying short sellers beware (in relation to PLTR).
4.) It came out today they’ve signed contracts to build lethal drones for Israel (real $$$ not just MOU)
[+5] u/Top_Imagination_8430: Pray for Google to bounce 5%
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: If Subway adopted tech company naming schemes:
🧑🦱: I would like a *Pro Footlong AI Max Ultra 5G* please
🧑💼: Would you like to upgrade the mustard to honey mustard++ (with ads)?
[+5] u/Live-Improvement3169: SMCI will be $60 be EOM
[+5] u/OkBeginning9576: Bols dumber then rocks I tell u what
[+5] u/VTI4LYFE69: I’m from the future
CPI numbers have been taken care of
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: $675k in gains?
Sounds good to me.
That sounds **great.**
Anyway
[+5] u/violet_evergarden8: CPI (Century Pump Incoming) tmr, get ur calls regards
[+5] u/v0xb0x_: Thanks for the entry liquidity whoever panic sold HTZ AH
[+5] u/staymoving101: Gentlemen, I made money today
[+5] u/BuyTheFuckingDipss: Think of investing as your most important monthly bill.
Because it is!!!
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Drink as much water as you can before they start the rationing system on the lower and middle class
[+5] u/Throwaway37620: My girl won't let me eat her ass any more because it makes my breath smell but like, isn't that the point. And also, isn't that kinda her problem in the first place
[+5] u/Foreign-Sink-8570: Move for tomorrow is moving into the nearest shelter
[+5] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: i believe in jesus if we are green tomorrow
[+5] u/mjk67: Welcome a future member, please...
# Cardinals star rookie Jeremiyah Love gifts girlfriend $300K Lamborghini
[+5] u/nyse25: live police chase going on in LA quality entertainment
[+5] u/ycht21: SMCI SMUGGLING MEMORY WITH THAT 77% BEAT LOL
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: Can’t hold anything overnight in this kangaroo market
[+5] u/bigfan49: Geez it’s been a year since OPEN? Time flies
[+5] u/BuddhasIronFist: SMCI squuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeze
[+5] u/Weak-Equal-9084: Burry will be liquated tomorrov holding his nebius shorts
[+5] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Pump it after hours so Europoors can profit on the dip.
[+5] u/shutnr: Every company on earth announces they have 5 trillion of AI backlog, SPY hits 1000 tomorrow.
[+5] u/Ervii: can’t wait for them to release the most fake cooked CPI tomorrow and SPY to rip 6.7% so my 67 lotto calls make me 1/4th of a millionaire
[+5] u/DandadanAsia: Your margin is my opportunity - Jeff Bezos
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: CRWV gamblers congratulations
[+23] u/astromouse2024: My fault for opening wsb honestly
[+15] u/Illustrious_Job1951: I own a gas station and some little prick stole a snickers bar from me today
[+10] u/Flimsy-Persimmon622: anyone know how the hooker index is doing? how frequent are they getting calls?
[+9] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #taco on the phone with CPI manager lowering the cpi to 0% so bro can claim no inflation LMAOOO!!!!!!!
[+8] u/vermilli21: They are going to cook the CPI numbers again aren’t they
[+7] u/Napster-mp3: Going to change my wifi name to “Flock Camera 1” to scare my neighbors
[+7] u/No_Presentation9490: people who think dividends are stupid dont realize that dividends were the reason to own a stock worldwide until like 1970
[+7] u/vish_NZ: Can’t wait for Citadel to buy Burry for pennies on the dollar once NBIS and MU rip
[+6] u/Secret-Plankton-392: RKLB closed flat after being down -10% premarket when the SP500 was down.
This shit is going to rip soon.
[+6] u/L0pat0: Congrats to all NBIS put sellers
[+6] u/Joey-Cap: Semis are going fully erect
[+6] u/VolcanicCupid69: SMCI is going to run over the next 3 months
[+6] u/wattap: Semis/NVDA/memory is the play and will continue to be the play
[+6] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: CPI will bring spy right back to where it opened this morning that way call and put holders get fucked over unless u bought at close
[+6] u/AdjustDeezNutz: You hang out with stinky women
[+5] u/dadugooba: Im a little underwhelmed by smci only being up 7%. There was so much hype and they delivered big time
[+5] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: It's OK babe, yours is perfectly sized. The big one HERTZ
[+5] u/-IQ200: Said I wanted to kill myself one time at work & I get reported to HR.
[+5] u/Fair_Grocery_1839: SPCX and SNDK both up 5% tomorrow
[+5] u/corndog_messiah: Just stole a snickers bar from a gas station. Normally wouldn’t do this kind of thing but owner is a prick
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: I don’t feel so good mr. market maker
[+5] u/illegaltaco420: NBIS 250 by tomorrow
[+5] u/Jbuds09: I chose to buy mu over htz this morning. Surely the meme stock would be a bad choice……. I’ll be behind the dumpster if anyone needs me.
[+5] u/twat_muncher: up or down on SPY tomorrow...need to make back the 1800 i lost today
[+5] u/Next-Sentence-8426: There was aheated situation happening in my class and the girl said to the TA that she was tantalizing her and it was disrespectful. She said it like 4 times but im pretty sure she meant to say infantilizing
[+5] u/autodraftimus_prime: GOOGL can't go any lower, right?
(Therefore it will)
[+5] u/No_Elk1172: Shrek is love Shrek is life
[+5] u/ExpiredMilk177: Hopefully watch Super Micro print 🥹
[+5] u/Ill-Ad1603: LITE should be up +5% lmao what is this?
[+5] u/MakeResonableChoices: Wake up
Grab a brush and put on a little bit of makeup
[+5] u/Venice_LA: buy CRWV at 80, sell at 120. clock work every time
[+5] u/Latter-Can7735: Microsoft, Google and Nvidia earnings are insane HOLD
[+5] u/12345cuda: Up 12% on nbis do I pull out what price is it going to
[+5] u/holymolyratio: is it bad I believe Iran’s word more
[+5] u/Spare_Material_8259: Is it too late to TO GET INTO NIBS
[+5] u/Accomplished_Job5938: Made some really smart moves on Cohr today. Bought at $325.80 then sold all my shares at $326.30. Then saw it going up after hours so reentered at $334. 🤙
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: A lot of talk about Sydney Sweeney and I breaking up. I want it to be clear - me, her and Elon are all still best friends.
[+5] u/zestykite: do you guys buy calls on a pump (fomo chasing) or buy calls on a dump (catching a falling knife).
[+5] u/IlinistRainbow6: when does MU return to 1000
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: I keep a box of Honey Nut Cheerios on standby, and in emergencies I will shove my hand in there and grab a bunch and then eat it like a pack mule
[+5] u/Thinkering5412: just need a post from Trump to send this stock flying
[+12] u/RockasaurusRex: Some girl I haven't talked to in nearly 5 years messaged me out of the blue saying she wants to catch up and tell me all about the new job she's got. This is gonna be an MLM thing isn't it?
[+10] u/2020isgreat: BREAKING: Trump is considering to cut capital gains taxes ahead of midterm elections, per Bloomberg.
fuck it we ball
[+10] u/Due-Dirt-8428: wtf are capital gains
[+9] u/GoonSquadCommand: Dear Kevin Warsh, AKA The Step Dad we all hate
HEY Kev, after the divorce with Daddy Pow they decided to pick you up on the rebound and to put it simply; you fucking suck.
You’ve had two FOMC meetings and on both conferences you talked about yourself without mentioning any economic data and welp… nobody likes you and yet we’re stuck with you so here we are
You do have the opportunity to move up a notch from 0 to just 1 with your fake ass Doge style “Task Forces” meant to cook the fuck out of the books so do yourself a favor and put that idiotic thumb heavily on the scale and drop CPI to under 3% so everyone will price out a rate hike
No this won’t make you popular, it will make you tolerable… for a moment
Sincerely and fuck you,
My GLD Calls
[+8] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: NBIS trading like today was the earnings announcement
[+8] u/Objective_Back_2581: AI data centers getting pure distilled water meanwhile Americans getting poop water filtered by some thoughts and prayers LMAO 🤌🏼
[+8] u/Fresh-Note-7004: why does burry think that because he shorted one bubble one time that all of a sudden he’s an all knowing market god who will predict every bubble. im so sick of doom scrolling and seeinf another regard say “the guy whos in the big short thinks this” like no one cares
[+8] u/KingOfTheBritons96: The logical thing is for CPI to send us back to last week's levels, so probably SPY will rocket to ATH
[+7] u/andytobbles: CPI makes or breaks so many accounts tomorrow lmao I love it
[+7] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: I think I cracked the code. The stock will moon if I only have a small amount of calls. If I have too many it crashes to earth's core
[+6] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Breaking🚨🚨🚨: Bers are fucked when cpi takes us to Valhalla tomorrow 😂🤌
\-Citadel
[+6] u/donefukupped: 🥭 floating capital tax cuts will be a black swan event
[+6] u/Necessary_Gene_1868: Futures pumping - thank you Korea
[+6] u/NotMe357: Everyone believe TACO will cook the CPI tomorrow but you all forgot that he is not a Chef but a Doctor.
[+6] u/Specific-Path3179: I need SNDK 1600 so I can get rid of it
[+6] u/LarryStink: My gut feeling is that cpi will come in line or slightly lower. Spx 7800 by end of week gold 4500
[+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: People would sell more. There are entire generations who don’t know or care much about the market. The ones that do think selling isn’t worth the taxes.
[+5] u/Abscondedemu: “Welcome to the 2026 market where the prices are made up and your puts/calls don’t matter”
\- Drew Carey
[+5] u/Travis---Beckmen: Imagine stealing a puny snickers bar from a gas station... smh
[+5] u/Aggravating-Ant9465: Shall i exit nbis position? Got in today w margin 100k up 10k but my move was hold for their earnings 😭
[+5] u/bigstew6: Sitting on a bunch of Aug 21st ONDS $17 calls at an avg cost of $0.03… would love to see a killer earnings on Thursday
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: How many times is too many to watch Jaws back to back?
[+5] u/mysuruhuduga: Imagine buying Sandisk around 2354 🤡
[+5] u/hftrobo9285: Entire fate of the US economy and life of future generations depends on CPI tomorrow
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: i need data center in my neighborhood
i want a datacenter in my town
please put a data center in my neighborhood
That way,
my rent will actually go down
i dont care about the noise
out here getting hearing damage with my boys
i dont need electricity
bill going up isnt scary to me
my biggest fear
is losing chatgbt
🫳🎤
[+5] u/TraditionalGas1770: Just transferred 60k to schwab, what should I bet on tomorrow
[+5] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Trump to get rid of captial gains taxes announcement after we just had huge semi earnings. Soft CPI and we moon
[+5] u/jer_nyc84: Shorting NBIS is peak arrogance. I dare you to tell me I’m wrong.
[+5] u/hallett21: Big dick Murray thinks PLTR goes to a dollar?! Lmfao. If Alex Karp wasn’t the anti christ id want to bet against this.
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Thanks to my gains from SanDisk today I'll be buying a super sexy full upgraded sex doll
[+5] u/hftrobo9285: Fuck that pussy ass investing shit, get rich or die trying 🌚🚀 -warren boofay
[+5] u/andytobbles: Pencils down!! We see who passed the test an hour before market open sharp!! Don’t be tardy!!
[+5] u/Necessary_Gene_1868: The Koreans are buying! The market is saved
[+5] u/miata_only: Hyperscaler? I hardly know her
[+5] u/SomePolack: Cut capital gains tax everyone holding huge profits sells
[+5] u/Wolfpack-rider: Nvda 225C will print
[+5] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Anyone playing Aerotyne for earnings?
[+5] u/Vlashaaak: Looks like this is the good time to buy mu and sndk
[+5] u/KyleNoThumbs319: The Big Short 2 starts filming tomorrow as soon as Burry gets cooked on NBIS pre market.
[+5] u/old_trashcan: I got 1 word for you. Penis Wrinkle.
[+5] u/longGERN: Anyone here was trading in the 1920s? Was it similar?
[+5] u/WillingnessMental731: Tomorrow we will PUMP all day
And who states the opposite is right
[+5] u/ghosty_z: Google bent me over FUCK
[+5] u/robinhoodscams: I have never dedicated so much time and energy to something just to get cleaned out at the end of the day
[+5] u/Cav829: CRWV just needed to be sold into the ground to have a big earnings pop.
[+5] u/Sick0h: If we can just get confirmation of a refinery being on fire then the indexes might go parabolic tomorrow.
[+5] u/dpatel211: Get me to 8 AM tomorrow I’m fiending
[+5] u/diddidntreddit: I don't want to work anymore
Who has the dd that will take me to the Moon?
[+5] u/Vlisa: I'm sorry, but Neoclouds just reminds me of Neopets.
[+5] u/Ambitious_Noise1511: What are our thoughts on nbis earnings
[+5] u/MathematicianVivid1: Market could at least buy me dinner before it rails me
[+5] u/1k-to-1Mil: See you tomorow for another shit market 🫡
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: guys theres literally a lab filled with rockets
[+5] u/powerboner: You’re telling me the only good fucking earnings play I’ve made these two weeks is NBIS and I only bought 1 call? Cool cool cool…… FUCK!
[+5] u/Separate_Traffic_379: Let it crash hard and fast!
[+9] u/ChemistLeading3484: I expect spy to open at 780
[+8] u/stonksbaby: https://preview.redd.it/2f7jh834cuih1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1ff35b5b83e6138b11718e567a6794194890dad
Who’s right and who’s wrong? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Bull Z 🐂🐻🐂🐻🐂
[+8] u/malleable7: What I’ve learned.
Cool cpi = stocks down
Hot cpi = stocks down
Sell everything = start of an explosive rally for 5 years
[+8] u/thefrozen_one: Unless CPI launches us to a new ATH, shits gonna dump and dump hard
[+8] u/traderbusto: CPI conveniently hits a full hour before you can dump your calls because this shit is not rigged
[+8] u/Anchises1: come behind the dumpster we'll show you
[+7] u/smellyfingernail: i got the cpi numbers, it says
[+6] u/HoustonHous: Imagine arguing anything on reddit when 60% of users are bots... like cursing out your PS5 when you lose a game
[+6] u/Mr_Melonz: Some of y’all never had to massage your aunt’s bunions and it shows
[+6] u/mousepop321: # Good thing I held those SMCI calls 🤌
[+6] u/stupidber: Ber licks their fingers after taking a dump
[+6] u/demonhunterking: Kopsi pumping and MU sleeping like a king
[+6] u/IHadTacosYesterday: 6 inch Subway sandwiches for $4.99 out the door (if they're cold) is a pretty solid deal. I got Tuna tonight and on Friday imma get Ham.
[+6] u/Specialist_Goat_8682: Wow fullport core weave went crazy
[+6] u/Lelwrektnub: I need DRAM to remember that Samsung and SK are also part of its holdings, it doesnt have to go down with MU
[+6] u/DDGib: I lost my boat in a dicking accident.
[+5] u/Justzyn_Jefferzyn: I’ve come to the conclusion that having extra cash and putting it in the stock market is just way better than real estate. May not get the same return but the risk is so much easier to stomach. If you could always get good tenants, that’s a different story I guess
[+5] u/IXI_Bman: Market so toppy. One little sneeze and she'll be blown over. Seriously just let this shit retrace with some real volume. All this market does everyday is theta you. Not really a bullish market by any means.
[+5] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: I took the best nap today. In my cool, dark basement, while it was 110 degrees outside. Hard to beat
[+5] u/jmc774: AOC is single...wait until she sees my unrealized gains
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: Life is meaningless without gambling
[+5] u/3ebfan: Life is hard when you’re a tall man and just want to be a small woman
[+5] u/Level_Counter3062: Hey ONDS you are almost $10 again you are now free to continue diluting retail
[+5] u/PlandomeProwler: I love how mango left a bunch of staffers and news guys to board the decoy plane
[+5] u/No_Midnight2993: I have 10k riding on IShowSpeed playing minecraft good
[+5] u/zeezooguy1: People hopping back on spaceX or what
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: i miss the old days when memory had daily +/- 10-20% swings
[+5] u/teamdiabetes11: Nobody knows shit about anything, so holding my strangle overnight. Perhaps tomorrow will actually move a bit. (Probably not though, because fuck me)
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Debtweave is green after hours because earnings weren't as bad as expected lol
[+5] u/Midget_Molester10: futes going to bleed slowly until korea opens, then it will dump until 10 PM, followed by a return to where we were when korea opened. load up on MU and SOXL on the dip.
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: For those that wanted to know what it was like trading in sleepy Joe's market. It's very similar to the past few days
[+5] u/DelvxeRed: Sad to see MU iv drop. Selling premium has been paying the bills!
OTOH, DELL has been great for premium selling.
[+5] u/crony_capitalist_: DJT lol. What a joke. Buncha hillbillies buying stocks for first time. Merica!
[+5] u/SafetyCritical8316: The volume is so dead on SPY and Nasdaq even with the earnings reports showing good
[+5] u/uber_pro: I KNOW THAT I CAN LEVERAGE MORE
IT AINT NO LIE
I WANNA SEE SPY BREAK ATH
BABY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
[+5] u/MartianInvestor: I can justify SPY going up and down bigly tomorrow due to manipulation…therefore markets will be closed
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: Still holding CRWV bags 💀
[+5] u/Beginning_Juice_4296: META ending the week above $610, FIG ending the week above $26
WE EATING GOOD
[+5] u/Saeonic: Have you ever been into a Data Center? Of course not, That's why they host the Squid Games there.
[+5] u/NerdSlamPo: This earnings season is the biggest manipulated shit show I’ve ever seen. So I inversed and bought CRWV calls and made money. Stupid.
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: is dude with the 360k RKLB calls safe since it ended up flat today?
[+5] u/Iron-condor-6050: Just look for the street estimate, and subtract 45 to 47 basis points. You’re welcome.
[+9] u/New-Length5593: Lowest Munitions Stock In History.
Lowest Petroleum Stock In History.
Highest Nation Debt In History.
Lowest Approval Rating In History.
[+8] u/cashflow_: u/opinion\_is\_unpopular please ban user for begging for flair
[+7] u/CPA-hole: Consumer Pussy Index
[+7] u/BriackYOLO: You can also go from 5 figures to 2 figures in about 6 minutes.
[+6] u/Necessary_Relief_126: how are memory stocks this limp with kospi pumping, annoying af how they only track kospi when it's dumping
[+6] u/jtvez: Sometimes I find myself thinking "how many of these 6 figure gains posts are completely fabricated? A whole fucking bunch of them I bet." But then another part of me says dude, you're just being envious and coping.
[+6] u/Stryker9110: CPI going to be as cooked as when my friend left a cup of noodle in the microwave right before we went to a concert and thought he set it for 3 minutes but accidentally hit 3 hours and we came back and it was just burnt matter
[+6] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: My biggest and most dramatic options wins are from averaging down on losses that made my stomach turn
[+6] u/cashflow_: u/opinion\_is\_unpopular please ban user for challenging my authority
[+5] u/96024resu: SOME OF YOU are fucked. the rest of you, well… 😏
[+5] u/Plastic-Builder-8951: I am so broke if i dont wake up with a boner on christmas i wont have anything to play with.
[+5] u/Rosebunse: My aunt's cancer treatment for blood cancer has made me realize something: the rich really don't have access to some secret magical medical treatments. Sure, they have more money and more access and time, but it's all still mostly the same stuff we have. And I feel like that must be scary for the ultra-rich.
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: Where my extra chromie homies at
[+5] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: As the saying goes
“There’s no statue of bears on Wall Street”
[+5] u/These-Shoulder8017: That stupid Mayor in Jaws. The whole Gov is like that now.
[+5] u/bringbackcayde7: Koreans finally acting normal
[+5] u/doortoNarnia: Pro tip: after the first few times male prostate massage just doesn’t hit the same and it’s not worth it for the loss in self esteem ngl
[+5] u/SpiderWil: SMCI is pumping 10%+
[+5] u/OK_Computer10101: Bear ass smells like single mom candles
[+5] u/SignificanceFew5212: NBIS is shaping up to do the funniest shit when earnings come
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: Remember folks, you survived the Great BER Market of August 11, 2026. Casualties are piling up and margin is calling on the worst day since 1987, SPY down .32%. We now return you to your regular scheduled CPI rip to Spy $780 tomorrow morning.
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Am jacked to the tits with puts for tomorrow
[+5] u/RIVNMoonMe: Massive negative EPS but it'll moon 20% anyway.
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: time for another 14 hours of "Will I be pissed at myself or content that I held my options overnight"
[+5] u/cryptohorn: Hey remember "SUH DUDE"
[+5] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: Every single day I wake up with diarrhea the market goes green
[+5] u/Cockballzz: How long before regard Saylor gets liquidated?
[+5] u/spn43: MU shitting the bed while KOSPI rises. Guess what DRAM is tracking 🙄
[+5] u/whodowhodo: Why the fuck are SPY leap spreads so big??
[+5] u/ballzstreetwets: All these reports on the economy are just so they can move the market the way they want. Lower inflation, markets huge green. Not so bad inflation, markets green. Bad inflation numbers, they have puts, market drops.
[+5] u/Solid-Mood9571: Too much protein can damage your kidneys be careful
[+5] u/EscapeTheCubicle: I think SMCI is a decent play, but it’s in no way close to a short squeeze. SMCI is currently being shorted at 18%. Gamestop was being shorted at over 100%. Ever since the famous GameStop short squeeze there’s been non stop fake hype around other possible short squeeze which never play out.
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: I think that is more of an off the books operation
[+14] u/hypeaze: The longer you dont pee, the longer you pee.
- Sun Tzu
[+13] u/AdventurousFinish681: Buffet said be greedy when others are scared. Thats why I have been buying and eating only iceberg lettuce the past month
[+9] u/Ozqi: Just need SNDK to go up another 40% to breakeven :D
[+8] u/BagholderForLyfe: Finally green YTD after 23k loss this year. Now I'm coming for 19k all-time loss!
[+8] u/Useful_Donut6789: Live. Laugh. Liquidate
[+8] u/BarbellPadawan: My portfolio is perfectly hedged. It loses money in every conceivable market environment.
[+8] u/ExaminationPale1856: Guys, can you like this comment so I can get karma so I can post my 57k lost pron?
[+8] u/DoubleFamous5751: “A falling stock is not necessarily cheap. But after eight consecutive red days, come on, how much fucking lower can it go?”
— Warren Buffett
[+8] u/tombrady011235: Oh shit. AOC is single
[+7] u/trent_upscale: Imagine not shitting your pants at open
[+7] u/mehmilani: We need refunds for capital loss. Capital gains tax cut is not gonna cut it, sorry Don.
[+6] u/jakeisarake: Memory bers about to feel something tomorrow
[+6] u/Abe2025: All tech stocks all time high EOW
[+6] u/sabatiel180: Somethings going down. A chopper keeps circling around us.
[+6] u/Locke_____Lamora: 'Tell them you are going to take a piss, then change planes.' - Don Tzu
[+6] u/Historical-Bar-6688: Who else uses reddit on web browser?:
[+6] u/dune2350: Memorybros salivating right now
[+6] u/justpasingbai: FULL PORT MEMORY TIME
[+6] u/OntologicalSquirrel: kospi just melting upwards
[+6] u/Competitive-Water944: Any big booty Latinas in here wanna sit on me?
[+5] u/hayleybts: CPI tmrw
Inflation not exist
Many jobs.. strait open
Yes, I'm delusional about my calls
[+5] u/sonofalando: If you’re smart you need leverage. If you’re dumb you should use it.
— Warren Buffoon
[+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Take me back to when SOXL used to pump 20% overnight sighh
[+5] u/SignificanceLate7002: More than 10 firms pay up to $100,000 a month for fast access to Truth Social posts
Citadel, Millenium, Balyasny, P72, ExodusPoint, Jane Street, HRT, XTX, Jump Trading, Optiver
Source - BBC
[+5] u/Get_dat_money: Man, I hate going to work.
[+5] u/4THQTRO: we still in in hertz?
[+5] u/skymagic: surprised mods haven't posted feet pics in a while 🤔
[+5] u/AmehdGutierrez: ONDS going to $12 Thursday
[+5] u/Gonz4Rockford: 🥭 will probably get a sneak peak at the CPI report and if he doesn’t like what he sees he will throw a temper tantrum! Watch out for Truth posts tonight fellas it might pay to have that subscription tonight 🤔
[+5] u/JayRoo83: Can 🥭 hit me with a couple IRAN WAR OVER fake headlines while I'm holding these CSPs and calls on the indexes?
[+5] u/Agreeable-Insurance5: Who is buying all these spacex shares
[+5] u/jasperCrow: Whoever invests in SMCI has a super micro
[+5] u/dataCollector42069: Imagine being a LinkedIn influencer and having to look at your self in the mirror knowing your spitting out bull shit all day
[+5] u/Cockainea: Will you guys invest in krispy Kreme im poor and need a return on my investment it is a extremely good investment and you are helping someone In poverty
[+5] u/OpeDefinitely: if capital gains taxes are cut, I'm locking in gains
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: At midnight, we attack the sun.
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: Wait that leopard kid worked at FTX prior to blowing up his hedge fund?
lmao
[+5] u/BLVCKYOTA: Not sure Kospi really matters anymore.
[+5] u/Competitive-Water944: What’s up my Nikkei’s
[+5] u/ActJolly: Dear wsb regards,
stay liquid, both sides are getting cooked, too many loss posts
Sincerely,
a fellow regard
[+5] u/No-Reception-3324: So how do you know you can go from "5 to 8" if you have only gone "3 to 6" ?
Asking fir a friend who wants to go "7 to 8" but has only gone "1 to 3"
[+15] u/superhappykid: Ok here is why bears are stupid.
CPI will come in today, bears think it'll be bad. But inevitably it'll come in good and then the bears will say its rigged.
My question to the bears is, if you know the government rigs the fking CPI why the fuck do you bet that it'll be bad? Are you stupid?
[+9] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: **AOC IF YOU’RE LISTENING IM SO DOWN TO BE FIRST GENTLEMAN**
[+9] u/jonneh: Saw a thicc goth girl at Starbucks and I don't think my "Wow, did Halloween come early this year?" line landed
[+7] u/Winter_Body4794: Has me chuckling... Wtf is he going to say/do in the face of his greatest enemy and his biggest fear; Indifference
[+6] u/Large-Mountain6320: KOSPI +5% if you're playing KOSPI bingo with us tonight
[+6] u/Glittering_Dig3798: Do semis still have room in the short term?
[+6] u/Aldribuds: Has 🥭 said thank you once to airline catering?
[+6] u/Extreme_Resist3344: CPI nothingburger tomorrow, resume Pamp to 7760
[+6] u/fenriswulfwsb: They haven't even released earnings lol.
[+5] u/plzplzplztendies: # ENGAGE KOSPI BUYING PROTOCOL
[+5] u/Liteboyy: How many calories does ass have?
[+5] u/Plane-Warthog-8737: RIP Jackie the best eagle mom Big Bear could ask for
[+5] u/noienoah: Just the beginning here for memory guys. Huge long term furure ahead, no downward trends. All reversed with massive upside V
[+5] u/aa73gc: Which one of you regards is pumping SNDK?
[+5] u/RJNavarrete: Sandisk in the $1,300s. I used to pray for times like this (earlier today)
[+5] u/Junior_Inflation8991: JPM cannons mommy> aoc
[+5] u/jonneh: So Morgan Stanley's model for HBM consumption in 2027 hasn't been updated yet and is short by 20% (50 billion GB vs 60 billion GB estimates).
I wonder what happens when they issue a price hike on MU and support it with "an increase in memory demand next year"?
[+5] u/Totallynotfakenews: Had a sex dream about AOC just last night, now this? How do I not fumble this bros?
[+5] u/Buddha988: In a parallel universe there's rotisserie cat in place of chicken
[+5] u/OG_L0c: AOC is single! I want her to punish me
[+5] u/spaurake: The chat above this chat is starting to bug me
[+5] u/FutureSage: Kinda a scam that CRWV goes up when NVDA goes up but not vice versa.
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: A lot of these fast food places may as well be dogfood companies bruh, some of yall wildin with what you’re putting in your body.
[+5] u/AfraidAnalyst: Haven’t bought any options in a while. Maybe I’ll start again tomorrow
[+5] u/ilovecollegeboard: AMD better be at least 490 tomorrow
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Bears hiding in catering trucks.
[+5] u/youarenothearingme: seven seventy seventy seven
[+5] u/Full_Cash6140: spy big green tomorrow
[+5] u/DeezSpicyNuts: What do you call an Italian ghost?
Gaba-ghoul 🤌 👻
[+5] u/I_pop_Jardiance: Bc we are all fat as shit.
[+10] u/-sakuranbo: CPI report at 6:30am will be like: "ignoring your rent, groceries, gasoline, electricity, water, dignity, and the guy behind the wendy's dumpster, prices are largely unchanged"
[+9] u/Tay_Tay86: Apparently, 🥭 is saying there is a deal and that 👁️-ran has agreed to it but won't say it publicly.
[+7] u/0Rider: Nobody dies a virgin. life fucks us all in the end
[+7] u/FunIcy4223: Tomorrow I’m going to either have thousands and thousands of dollars or 0, I cannot wait to find out
[+6] u/Distinct_Ear_1943: What if we all kissed
[+6] u/NotMyMainLoLzy: I hope you all picked the right direction tomorrow.
Because 2.4% is crazy
[+5] u/Sock_Deep: SPY tanking tomorrow 🧨🧨
[+5] u/GneissFrog: >POORER AMERICANS ARE STRUGGLING TO MAKE ENDS MEET, TOP FED OFFICIAL SAYS — FT
Financial Times going for a Pulitzer with hard hitting investigative journalism
[+5] u/Surly_Furious: CPI cool, QQQ 1.5% by 1030
[+5] u/diefy7321: Lord please, before you bring the rapture upon us, please make AOC & Musk have a kid together. The circle of life will be complete. Amen. 🙏
[+5] u/nycimt: Scalped almost $600 from futures so far. Im sleepy now though so see yall tomorrow premarket
[+5] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Koreans are pathetic smh
[+5] u/SupportMedium9487: just need some cooked cpi and semis will be at ath today
[+5] u/Bob_the_peasant: It’s wild that the other “serious” stock subreddits look down on WSB
Screaming DCA, asking if Google at 2% off ATH is a value play, swearing off options like they can’t possibly be used responsibly. And the tax screeching. Oh my god never ever sell anything, that’s trying to time market AND capital gains taxes boogeyman.
Yeah a few people here blow up their accounts on 0DTEs on penny stocks. But they have those guys too
[+5] u/CultureForsaken3762: CRWV surging = SPCX go up bc Compute segment surges
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: # US warns of higher fuel prices as maritime attacks persist and Hormuz deal hopes fade
[+5] u/enc-nyc: 2 more than 1. Should be opposite. It almost always ends bad.
[+5] u/Particular_Rice9607: goog is my go to ride it up ride it down
[+5] u/ProfessionalMuted442: Should I Short Nvidia with 20k??
[+5] u/RooneyToons_10: Rklb going to rip my face off tomorrow I can feel it ⬆️
[+5] u/Particular-Pen2135: This is what $100k gets you?
[+5] u/Micahftww: What we thinking for SPY tomorrow?
[+5] u/Alithebest1__: Wow is rklb really green why everyone all of a sudden soo bullish
[+5] u/MaterialGuy007: SMCI am I reading yahoo finance right Forward PE is only 9.68?
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: The contiguous United States sizzled to its hottest month ever last month, according to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.
July averaged 76.89 degrees Fahrenheit (24.94 degrees Celsius) across the Lower 48 states, eclipsing the Dust Bowl’s July 1936 by an eighth of a degree. Records go back to 1895.
[https://apnews.com/article/hottest-month-july-climate-change-4a9d612281485356103631f0f09b61af](https://apnews.com/article/hottest-month-july-climate-change-4a9d612281485356103631f0f09b61af)
[+14] u/Butter_Ball22: Met a MM in real life last week. He said ber r fuk
[+10] u/CaptainApeCommander: regardless of Cold or hot cpi we will moon
[+8] u/Fishunter8: SMCI is gonna pump. To the mooooon🚀
[+8] u/MusingsAndMind: me: "imma buy when it dips"
dip happens
me: "well now i dont wanna buy"
[+7] u/Dear__Bruce: NEBIUS going up 50% tomorrow
[+6] u/Villi187: A PEACE DEAL IS NEAR WE ARE SO CLOSE I CAN TASTE IT IN MY LIPS
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: If spy doesn’t move more than 1% tomorrow I’m going to take a shit in my neighbors pool. 😤
[+6] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Metals are metalling, CPI is in, get fuked bers 🌈🐻
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # You retards shorted CRWV the love child of NVDA and Neo clouds LMAO🤌 fucking big retard LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: You guys don't jerk off enough and it shows.
[+5] u/patmccock86: “Affordability has the letter B in it, nobody knew that before me. It was a made up word until I came along, and then they changed affordaility to this fake word. The dumbos are out of affordability!”
[+5] u/Goldpeaches32: Notice how the bulls are sleeping peacefully while the bears stay up trying to cause panic😂
[+5] u/Any_Wait_3682: Kospians surged 5%+ and halted trading? Those are my goats ❤️❤️
[+5] u/Southern_Land_4775: how do you regards turn 21 dollars into 14k doing options i know its basically .0001 percent chance but how do you spot something like that
[+5] u/Concept-Plastic: MU pump today, I can feel it
[+5] u/CardiologistEqual336: can’t wait for the fake cpi numbers
[+5] u/PaperHandsTheDip: go to some really poor place and surround yourself with people even poorer. You can experience what being rich feels like
[+5] u/Kepsoo97: I don't care if there are fewer jobs; I don't want to work anyway.
[+5] u/Lori-Lightfoot: spy -.33% to pump +1% tmrrw
[+5] u/Jbrayboy: well after today i got $280 dollars for one option tomorrow. i will never learn my lesson on 0DTEs i was up $400 then lost $800. i got overconfident after making $1000 in a day last week
[+5] u/LavishnessTimely7372: For those of you who think you got a shot AOC is officially single since she split from her fiancée.
[+5] u/Jimbeauxer: Got whiskey dick right now
[+5] u/_rockthemike: Just me or has Asia been real quiet lately
[+5] u/CD274: GOOGLE CEO SAYS GEMINI NOW HAS MORE THAN 1 BLN MONTHLY USERS, CALLING IT GOOGLE'S 'FASTEST GROWING PRODUCT EVER'
Well yeah they give it away for free with pixels
[+5] u/AccomplishedDay2562: NBIS at 210 lol up 9% 30% short float good earnings and light cpi this thing could SQUEEZE HARD
[+5] u/Possible-Material693: Just had a table at work ask me if they can pray for anything for me when I dropped off their food. I pray they tip me a million dollars so I can quit my job
[+11] u/DesignerSea494: Ugh. There’s this weird dude at work who talks about his AI girlfriend like she’s real. She’s a dragon. Dude is married to an actual real woman, and he has a fake, AI dragon girlfriend. I was absolutely disgusted until I remembered he’s me.
[+11] u/shxwn: 3% shrek today please
[+10] u/Deshen87: Markets moving like the CPI print is already out hmm 🤔
[+9] u/d07wEQr5OSbWujQSIzZI: SMCI reports server smuggling up 69% YoY.
[+9] u/banana-2139: Mu pump harder, i need a + 10% today
[+8] u/Chokeslam2Hell: NBIS is going to have a +30% day today
[+7] u/xeemyy: I’ve been bagholding some stock for over a year and it’s -60% still. I’ll dca until it’s green LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/donkeybray: Yesterday: MU going to 700.
Today: MU going to 1000.
[+7] u/Reply_Stunning: # Trump claims US in ‘total control’ of Strait of Hormuz
Iran finally surrendered ! Iranian leaders are announcing that they are a bunch of submissive gayboys, as they sign the paperwork for unconditional surrender.
[+6] u/meh1526: googl gonna do +10% today
[+6] u/Chemical_Hospital154: I am fucking post soviet europoor who should wait till 16:30 to lose money in fucking casino.
[+6] u/Correct_Advice3457: NBIS will let newbie retards Know what IV crush means, IV as yeasterday was 120.50% even a 30% jump in price won't cut it, waiting for the doubledutch Lo$$ Porn.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! [ALL PRAISE TO JPOW!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnGAs9Jrca0)
[+6] u/Correct_Advice3457: I don't feel nothing unless i see a + 500% or -99%
[+6] u/Leading-Direction961: My sources have informed me that cpi will come in between -10% and 10%. You’re welcome
[+6] u/Cool-Employ-4830: really need silver to pop off here
[+5] u/Hot_Sacks: MM’s should have to report earnings just like all the other companies in the circus.
I want to see options revenue growth 😆
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: No you don’t have ADHD, you’re just retarded.
[+5] u/Professional-Bank780: These dips are scaring people on HTZ lmao
[+5] u/Correct_Advice3457: SLICK TRICK: buy short dated options on both to lose money faster
[+5] u/TreGet234: Is Zscaler worth buying? Seems cheap.
[+5] u/Chidoba: RDDT vs Anthropic lawsuit key court hearing is tmrw
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: Drain my 🏀 🏀 like a 👨🚒
[+5] u/Relative-Parfait-385: Is our degenerate Korean leaveragers back? 2 green days in a row from kospi
[+5] u/get_da_maney: \+%1 day for cooked report 🌝
[+5] u/tothemoon_probably: Put sndk back on MENTIONSSSSSSSS
[+5] u/GainsCity_wsb: PSA:
CPI numbers are released 60 minutes before opening bell.
That is all.
[+5] u/spilledonwhite: short covered calls absolutely mooning.
long calls flat.
okay bud.
[+5] u/No-Most2405: anyone buying CRWV at this price?
[+5] u/TreGet234: Kospi may have bottomed 👀
[+5] u/Acceptable-Two5692: Did the Saaspocalypse resume?
[+5] u/ehehe: Because he has made a lot of money on all the other trades besides the ones people cherry pick and clown on him for here
[+5] u/Murky-Gate7795: Koreans have seemed more chill since they limited leverage starting this month.
[+5] u/Annual_Cap_6107: 2 years ago, ceo of hertz bought 1.1m worth of shares at around $4.5... let's save our boy gil
[+5] u/DipSniper69: my most profitable trades have been longing the Nikkei for 2 days because SPY and Nasdaq being flat AF. What a time to be alive.
[+5] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Everything goes up except my port
[+5] u/Correct_Advice3457: I learnt a LOT by watching others make mistake based on my suggestion, I think oil is going up btw. THANK YOU FOR YOUR MATTER TO THIS ATTENTION!
[+7] u/Thicchorseboi: MICRON YOU FUCKWIT. GO BACK UP AND BEYOND!!!
[+7] u/Over-Young8392: burry in shambles rn
[+6] u/NapNapNapNap: Market skyrocketing. Money isn’t real and stocks only go up! Buy!
[+6] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: $CRWV +18%
Leopold died for our 0DTEs
[+6] u/Equivalent_to13: Nokia going good today
[+5] u/Thicchorseboi: Pump Micron to 1250. These bull certificates won't buy me an Aston Martin themselves
[+5] u/Thicchorseboi: I swear the fabric of reality is going to be torn to oblivion if I ever win in the stock market. Oh the fleecing I have endured... Someone high above, think of me, think of the comedic value of me blasting the most brain wilting audio in the aux of a luxury Grand Tourer. Do you not see the preciousness of this prospect that only I, out of billions, would carry out? Please, think of the laughter, the joy, of the people who would hear Tung Tung Tung Sahur Heavenly.FLAC from a Bentley in the most prestine sonic purity. Just let me win. God
[+5] u/dinglebarryb0nds: bet she has a dream catcher tattoo on her side
[+5] u/Growly150: Docked the wrong thing, huh?
[+5] u/Scrotumoneil: Where’s that guy on cocaine, it’s been 10 full minutes
[+5] u/Loose_Hornet4126: Same thing you be posting on a stock/gambling Reddit site while the market is closed currently
[+5] u/Trashpanda7193: Today will be another repeat for my port, slight green futes, dump on open, break even eod 🥱
[+5] u/1-800-YOLO: Gunna be funny when whole market is punished for good earnings tomorrow
[+5] u/Rich-Badger-7601: Looks like cranking hog with humus is back on the menu boys
[+5] u/2QuarterDollar: Solar eclipse = very bullish
[+5] u/strawberrryy222: Held mu for 2 days through the drilling de risked today cuz of cpi and its looks like it will flip 895 today gg ….. lowkey hoping for cpi nuke first sweep the lows plz
[+5] u/Extra_Elephant8547: Kospi- we are so back baby
[+5] u/NectarineHonest5627: I’m excited to see what my crwv call ends up at tomorrow, full ported my 400
[+5] u/Both-Employee-5874: why is nbis up so much premarket
[+5] u/captain_casino: CPI is gonna be cooked to perfection
[+5] u/perceptive_AI: Someone named Garfield is delivering my groceries
[+5] u/Apple2o: I just ordered a 5,000$ peridot amulet for my birthday
[+5] u/Independent-Bag5875: CPI IS GOING TO PUMP BECAUSE MARKET IS DUMB