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[+31] u/WarmCan3034: My goal is to make 30k this year, I just need 50k more 🥰🥰🥰
[+21] u/vandammes: 360K RKLB CALLS GOD HELP ME
[+18] u/Extension-Change-441: donated 3k to theta today
[+16] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: Gg to the dude with 300K in rklb calls
[+14] u/DorisBurkeHairyHole: Some tell Mu it doesnt need to drill every day
[+13] u/j_b_1983: Why are people saying RKLB had a bad earnings report? They beat estimates everywhere besides EPS and it was off 0.01 cent
[+12] u/FinePerformance1046: this is probably a fake dump by RKLB but i could make it real by buying the dip
[+12] u/mrcornhead: Rocket Lab's Q2 presentation pdf is named "absolute final_Q2 earnings"... buying puts
[+11] u/EdoTensei10: today was fuck your calls and puts day.
[+11] u/MiserableGap3852: MADE 80K on SPY CALLS TODAYYY
[+11] u/onDetop: WTF happened to semis last 5 mins
[+11] u/xReMaKe: I swear to fucking god. Semis been doing good all year. I get in and this shit doesn’t go up ever. Fuck this shit. Fuck amd.
[+10] u/Lelwrektnub: wtf was that micron dump at the end. jfc
[+9] u/toydan: NVIDIA HAS PARTNERED WITH APOLLO, BLACKROCK, BLACKSTONE, BROOKFIELD, GOLDMAN SACHS AND KKR TO ESTABLISH AI COMPUTE INFRASTRUCTURE FINANCING PLATFORMS AIMED AT MOBILIZING OVER $500 BILLION IN THIRD-PARTY CAPITAL.
NVIDIA AND ITS PARTNERS WILL CREATE DEDICATED CAPITAL POOLS FOR AI INFRASTRUCTURE CUSTOMERS.
it’s official now
[+9] u/OptionsHuduga: GODDAMN market can't even give me one f'n win. fuck it all to eternity man.
[+8] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: the strait of hormuz has declared eligibility for the WNBA
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: Rklb not going -20% is a win
[+8] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: Held my profitable puts from 250% to 0 like a good regard
[+8] u/FartSniffer66642069: Are you fucking kidding me? I just took a loss on my HTZ calls and switched to puts today and now its going up for no reason after hours.
[+8] u/vermilli21: ASTS is going to say that magic word in the earnings call “DILUTE”
[+8] u/PhoenixFira: Anyone who thinks 🥭 is in control of the situation is obtuse
[+8] u/blindrubberchicken: Anyone else see this cnbc round table as deeply concerning. It’s like they are trying to desperately reassure us that “everything is OK.”
[+7] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: Jensen say boolish stuff on Neo clouds
[+7] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: 🥭says iran is out of money, does this mother fucker know we are also broke asses running up the credit card and selling bonds left and right to keep the lights on?
[+7] u/GoZukkYourself: Double miss from ASTS
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/Fit-Air-4060: Ended the day up $2 where do I collect my food stamp
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: RKLB and ASTS about to go up 50%. Or crash 80%.
[+6] u/svpa3991: Sold Msft Amazon and PLTR for rklb and Asts in June. I’m sick man
[+6] u/kdestroyer1: I sold 75% of the RKLB weekly calls I had at the literal last second. Dunno if I'm a clown or a genius yet
[+6] u/yourgirl696969: Lol MU just get pinned to Max Pain every close because there’s no volume anywhere
[+6] u/ayopapiz: It doesnt matter what said on paper, it if no green dildo = bad earning here 😂
[+6] u/Shoganai_Hito: ASTS having some weird ass price movement
[+6] u/pooterssssssssss: asts and rklb both dead flat
[+6] u/OkOpportunity6986: who got rekt by the chop?????
[+6] u/ComfortableWolf779: 150% chance boots will be on the ground
[+6] u/diefy7321: Eyeran pulling a “we will not negotiate with berrorists” card on Donnie lmfaooooooooo
[+6] u/Particular-Nose-8932: These space companies should partner with Hims... at least this way, something will go up
[+5] u/BackgroundCicada4877: Puts on sndk 30 mins before close for GUARANTEED money
[+5] u/SignificantRip8239: Sick of the end of day dumping. I'm a respectable individual who takes his dumps in the morning.
[+5] u/welrope: Well played mm. Fucked me good at 3:51
[+5] u/Vlisa: Should only have the market open from 330pm to 4pm. We’d get the same amount of price action and the rest of us could do something useful with the other six hours of the day.
[+5] u/ckami_91: Insider dumping
LMAO
[+5] u/Xzlk: Day 964 of the earnings thread not being at the top only when it actually matters at 4PM
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: the year is 2028, oil is 300 dollars a barrel
[+5] u/dpatel211: Less of that tomorrow thank you
[+5] u/sergechewbacca: Release the RKLB files!
[+5] u/sevyger89: Can't believe RKLB missed ... to publish the Q2 earnings yet
[+5] u/king_of_all_retards: Please lube my ass before you dip like that
WTF
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: Rocket Lab EARNINGS HIGHLIGHTS
◆ EPS: -0.08 vs -0.08 Est.; In Line
◆ Revenue: 234.066M vs 230.94M Est.; Beat by 1%
◆ EPS: up 38% YoY; down 14% QoQ
◆ Revenue: up 62% YoY; up 17% QoQ
[+5] u/DarkoDokkan: Fun I bought rklb calls, market is rigged
[+5] u/100xOrBust: I expect loss porn on my desk within the hour.
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: Smci’s ceo will be arrested live during the shareholder call for his 12th fraud charge and it’ll drop to $20
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: space dead, quantum dead, semis dead, memory ded
[+5] u/Low_Plastic363: 4.7% on the 10y yield is no bueno. At 5%, we bleed badly.
[+5] u/Life-Trade-6514: Need the Koreans to come out tonight playing hardball talking -10%
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: Literally the last 30 seconds my vertical spread went from in the money to out god damnit
[+5] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: Algos do their best work in the AH.
[+5] u/Sensitive_Role_5452: Have 100K$ in Short SPCX 2x (SSPC at 12.9). Can anyone tell me where can I find the closest happiness
[+5] u/AcanthisittaScared30: atleast we still have our jobs
[+5] u/DorisBurkeHairyHole: MU is the funny shit ever flat all day takes 5 mins before closing to drill.
[+5] u/Teccho: RKLB and ASTS flat after hours, put and call holders both lose, IV gang wins again
[+5] u/traderbusto: At least you didn't buy TTD at 140
[+5] u/OneJellyfish5980: Spy $10 gap down tomorrow pls
[+5] u/Spiritual-Ebb9560: RKLB is gonna grab ASTS pants while falling.
[+5] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: I can't emphasise this enough: today absolutely sucked
[+5] u/Lpreap: Thank you SPCX for the 6k in 15 mins
[+5] u/civillyRange: So sam Altman says open ai is going to use 40% of the world's ram in 2026 last fall. Micron and sk hynix go vertical
Now my chat bot tells me they are using 1% of the world's ram because...
Financial Corrections: OpenAI's actual capacity intake remains dynamic. Earlier reports showed that due to massive infrastructure costs and shifting capital requirements, OpenAI scaled back or adjusted some of its aggressive memory supply letters of intent to keep pace with financial realities.
[+5] u/AwkwardJuggernaut854: Part of me wants to just full port on a penny stock.
[+5] u/bruchpilotlubitz: RKLB wants to turn green so badly lmao
[+5] u/baconography: <throws crumpled up napkin>
I'm out.
[+5] u/Maximum-Side-9391: I took a sip of my beer and in that time the little green asts pump went back down
[+5] u/No-Most2405: straight manipulation on ASTS
[+5] u/j_b_1983: RKLB has announced RKLB Germany. Plans to supply all of Europe. RKLB is going to be massive folks.
[+5] u/TinyPaleontologist87: CEO of RKLB said they will be exclusively using Hertz for all future rentals
[+5] u/financiallythriving: That’s a really fucked up wish man
[+16] u/twostroke1: I was in a work meeting today and kept spacing out. But some dude kept saying “stock” and I would instantly focus back in like someone flipped a light switch.
This happened like 3 times over the course of an hour. I realized he was referring to inventory when saying “stock”, and had 0 to do with the stock market.
I should probably take a break for a while.
[+13] u/violet_evergarden8: \+20% YTD just last week, now back to -20%
[+12] u/12345cuda: Every stock I buy goes down
[+12] u/SearchUsual5193: HTZ bagholders getting louder as their bags get heavier.
[+11] u/dabblesest: If I buy HTZ will you HTZ clowns stfu?
I’ll put $5k into the trash right now if you promise
[+11] u/Careless-Place-170: every single WSB pick is a $50B+ company with -30% net margin and $500M yearly revenue
[+11] u/Moist-Guava-732: WSB before 2025:
* YOLO
* loss porn
* DD
* gain porn
* YOLO
WSB after 2025:
* AI meme slop
* fake YOLO
* AI meme slop
* fake loss porn
* AI meme slop
* fake gain porn
* AI meme slop
* AI meme slop
* AI meme slop
[+10] u/Evander85: RKLB feels like it wants to pump
[+10] u/Sharp_Mistake_3119: BREAKING: US demands reparations from Iran citing WSB losses
"they are regards, but they are still us, and we are them" - Sec. Hegseth
[+9] u/1k-to-1Mil: 4,7% yield on the 10y not gonna help the market. Why invest in risky stocks when you can get that
[+9] u/Alactrical: people are down hunderds of millions of dollars on this subreddit today and you're rating the ODYSSEY?
[+8] u/Positive_Back_9335: A lot of people are asking me, they come up to me, they say, “Sir, what about Iran?” And I tell them, Iran—they were begging me, crying, actually crying, tears streaming down their faces. Very tough people, these Iranians. They said, “Please, Mr. Big Trump, don’t bomb us, please!”
And I said, “You better open that strait. You better do it fast.” And they said, “Sir, we’ll open it immediately.” Beautiful. Nobody thought it could be done.
And then they said they would convert to Christianity—can you believe it? The whole country. Tremendous. I said, “You don’t have to do that.” They said, “Please, sir, we insist.”
And everyone—the UAE, Saudi Arabia, everybody—they were clapping, they were applauding. It was beautiful.
Then a very respected historian came up to me and said, “Sir, Moses parted the Red Sea, but you opened the Strait of Hormuz.”
And I said, “Moses did a very good job. Very good. But frankly, mine has more traffic.
[+8] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: # GREAT DAY TO QUIT YOUR JOB AND BECOME A FULL TIME DAY TRADER
# LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[+8] u/EnginrA: My RKLB 90c not lookin so good
[+8] u/Civil_Librarian_6445: USO up 6% today and spy ends flat lol.
[+7] u/Admirable_Savings_46: Go up SanDisk and I promise I won't do stupid shit like this ever again 😭😭😭
[+7] u/CPA-hole: I enjoy large breasts
[+7] u/dabblesest: Don’t worry guys, SPY just went from a red -0.00% to a green 0.00%! 👀👀👀👀
[+7] u/ThisKarmaLimitSucks: 4.70% on the 10 year, LFGGGGGGGGG. Pure death of an Empire shit.
[+7] u/FuckleUp: Dear Iran
Would you like a peace deal?
Yes
No
Maybe
Your pal,
🥭
[+7] u/weewoowewoooo: Everything looks like absolute shit to be buying or holding lmfao
[+7] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **LOOK AT THE RATES!! THE RATES!!!**
[+7] u/elcasar: Rocketlab is that game where you play soccer with monster cars, right?
[+7] u/RanarrSmokerr: FLAT EARTHERS UP AGIAN FUCK SPACE
[+7] u/YoDooley: How are you bullish on space stocks? Name one company that’s profitable from space lmao
[+7] u/Sick0h: Higher gas means less poors on the road which means faster commutes for the efficient and productive members of society which means calls.
[+6] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: I’m old enough to remember when during dot-com, a Finnish construction company (YIT) surged 300% because it had ”IT” in it’s name and Japanese Investors thought it’s a tech business
Now when i see the current GPU / AI Infra pivot’s i cant help thinking the year is 2000 again
[+6] u/micheelay: Trading not fun anymore we’re just playing against bots zzzz
[+6] u/myjumboloanapp: Iran not negotiating until 2029. This was definitely part of 🥭 ten part 4D chess plan.
[+6] u/Thisguyisgarbage: ASTS Q2 earnings = $31.5M
RKLB Q2 earnings = $234M
Meanwhile LUNR is forecasted for $220M Q2, with like 1.5 billion in backlog, but is somehow worth like a million times less.
I am crying in the casino. Fuck this.
[+6] u/teh_herper: # you can't miss estimates if you've never made any money before
[+6] u/InitialPsychology731: rklb earnings call gonna be a margin call next quarter
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: SPY is way too high
🫵 YOU know it.
👍 I know it.
But 👏we 👏don't 👏care
[+6] u/teh_herper: # Every time you think of hitting that "buy" button next to RDDT, ask yourself - do you really want claude/gemini/chatgpt trained by the regards on this thread?
[+6] u/daddysgirl794: Rate hike odds rising again...
[+6] u/OsamaBagHolding: I bought rklb today...
[+6] u/Trashpanda7193: I’m sure our Korean friends won’t dump this at all
[+6] u/drakilian: We are truly in the "Get fucked high Beta losers" market
[+6] u/EducationalCicada: New Bessent note: “To Do: Buy Yen (JPY) 50-100B”
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: Memory bears:
'YEAH WELL WHAT ABOUT IN 2045, WILL THEY STILL BE MAKING AS MUCH MONEY THEN HUH'
[+6] u/SalmonTheSalesman: Iran really said they're gonna wait till the orange man is out before even CONSIDER negotiations
[+6] u/neverturndownagain: Lmao bought 200$ rklb calls before close shouldve wiped my Ass instead with it
[+6] u/derprondo: So Iran basically said they're done talking until we get a new POTUS?
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: If Micron & SanDisk doesn't run higher after a $500 billion atomic bomb by Nvidia IDK what will
[+5] u/Cav829: Never been a better time to buy stocks of unprofitable companies leveraged to the tits going into soaring interest rates.
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: how many fuckin guys are they gonna bring in person on cnbc to shill this shit LMAO
never more obvious this is the top
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: You're at the top of the bubble when euphoria is highest and people have completely given up on the bubble ever bursting.
When everyone is calling for the bubble bursting right at the beginning of the bubble, that's not it.
[+5] u/onepremiere: Does anyone else feel like the S&P is going to take a shit tomorrow?
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Asts acting more like Ass..
[+5] u/BentoMan: imagine pitching your app idea to a PE firm and they just use Claude to clone it
[+5] u/vish_NZ: Spacemonday more like jumpoffacliffmonday or ropemonday
[+5] u/oliver2022: \>open yahoo finance
\>all my recently viewed are red
\>yep, this week I aint opening my port to see how im going
[+5] u/HorseTanker: Oil up 5% with a flat market is exactly why macroeconomics, microeconomics, and finance are pseudoscience.
[+5] u/JoeSimps123: I sold my qqq calls today. Bull market starts tomorrow
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Bears be like:
First they came for the crypto bros and I did not speak out because I was not a crypto bro
Then they came for the Koreans and I did not speak out because I was not Korean
Then they came for the 25 year old trust fund kid managing 100B and I did not speak out because I was not a regard
Then they came for me and there was nobody left to speak out.
[+5] u/bluen: Mango gonna pay Iran more so Iran can funnel back to mango
[+5] u/drakilian: I can't help but be reminded of that 5 month tech sideways down price action from last year that culminated in the start of the Iran war before an explosive 35% move in QQQ in like a month
Dow and S&P lagged QQQ all year last year and then caught up in the last couple months, grinding higher while QQQ corrected like 6 times, each one lower than the last
We just hit our first lower top on QQQ for the season off of record earnings, yet again
My conclusion is bitch out paperhands all the way and keep buying hard every time QQQ hits 10-12% below ATH
[+5] u/FullTard2000: its kinda crazy that we give handi-cap placards to fat people
so that they don't have to walk as far as normal people
[+5] u/uber_pro: 24.8 TRILLION COMBINED AUM ON THAT CNBC ROUND TABLE AND BERS STILL WONT BUY CALLS
LUL
[+5] u/Seju11: RKLB drilling for oil
[+5] u/YoDooley: My condolences to the RKLB holders.
[+5] u/Wall_St_Bussy: I have both RKLB and ASTS in my long account ama
[+5] u/Polysorbate800: A lot of people are saying the Strait is the most open it’s been, maybe ever
[+5] u/broke_person: Asts and RKLB coordinated dumping lmao
[+5] u/Dillydy: Gonna keep accumulating googl and just watching PLTR and MSFT soar
[+5] u/postachioo: Buy spy calls at close and sell at open ez strat
[+5] u/Independent_Ad1086: Wouldn’t it be funny if spy pumps again for no reason like past 40 times
[+5] u/LizardKingTx: Buying kneepads for my shift behind Wendy’s
[+5] u/Possible-Material693: Buffet : don’t try to time the market
Berkshire : let’s sit on billions so we can time the market and then fomo in at ATHs
Lmao 🤌🏻
[+5] u/Wall_St_Bussy: Selling options is so much better than buying them. I fear I am turning into a theta cuck
[+5] u/Th3Gr33nBastard: Sold my RKLB just now, so you’re welcome when it rebounds tomorrow
[+5] u/foamrollmyback: God damn RKLB DUMPING
[+5] u/Moist-Guava-732: when SPY finally starts crashing it will make 2008 seem like just a regular friday
[+5] u/GainzandPumpz: Oil getting close to $90 , we're about to have another peace deal with Iran begging for it
[+5] u/Unlikely-Run-400: HIMS puts are going to print
[+5] u/More-Bread-2788: Nvda 227.5 c 8/14 am I good?
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: soooo...like...where is Bessent getting the money to fund his addiction to swing grading? 👉👈
[+5] u/Next-Sentence-8426: A lot of amazing east Asian cuisine uses oil its so over
[+5] u/Common-Royal8234: lol the taco button is broken now my guy
[+20] u/Competitive-Elk9326: The year is 2028, 🥭has announced the 1,827th deal with Iran to open the strait
Gas is $20/gallon, a MCD cheeseburger costs $100, and Warsh just cut rates to -7% since CPI came in at -10%
[+11] u/liftacules: Warren Buffett: “Our favorite holding period is forever.”
Me holding a stock for 11 minutes: where the fuck is the movement
[+11] u/Iunatic: Yoloed my moms 401k into RKLB and ASTS weeklies yesterday. I havent had time to check but she'll probably be happy with SpaceX being up today 😊
[+11] u/MagJack: almost everything at ATH but my port
[+11] u/BeepBoopDep: WELCOME HTZ COMMUNITY MEMBERS OF 2026! Congrats on falling for yet another stupidly obvious pump and dump! Truly the elite regards among regards.
[+9] u/Throwaway37620: Can a mod pin this?
I'm gay
[+8] u/corundum9: RKLB is drilling to prices not seen since 6 days ago and the regards here are acting like it's over for space.
[+8] u/Villi187: If i was iran i wouldnt sign no fucking peace deal lmfao.
The fat pig is close to mid terms this is as good as a victory. Fuck him up
[+8] u/_rockthemike: Asia gonna buy the RKLB dip and we back to 80 by close tomorrow
[+8] u/CJBlueNorther: Guys here's some REAL FUCKING HONESTY from a random dude on Reddit.
If I had NEVER started trading 5 years ago, I'd have an extra $100k sitting in my bank account right now.
[+7] u/Competitive-Water944: If a girl has a messy car run for the hills boys
[+7] u/lithe_silhouette: How many here actually enjoy trading? Personally I loathe it and it's making me miserable but the hope of a big win keeps me around
[+7] u/Skipperlarrymary: How the fuck is RKLB down so much more than ASTS?
[+7] u/Dectane12345: The kangaroo market continues
[+7] u/CJBlueNorther: Is it even fucking worth trading tomorrow????
Or is the market just gonna keep horseshitting around and do nothing until CPI drops on Wed?
Theta has kicked my ass the past 3 trading days ever since that bullshit pump early last week.
[+7] u/rollinhating: How many times will the news use the titel " Stocks rises on hopes of a US - IRAN peace deal " ? .. Its been 5 months...
[+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: Biohacker Bryan Johnson reveals he has never slept in the same bed as his girlfriend, because it is not optimal for his sleep score.
[+7] u/Kickboy21: How is RKLB down more than ASTS 🤡
[+7] u/infinitewaters107: How long do you think it is before 🥭instructs the DOJ to find a way to indict Warsh.
[+6] u/Aromatic-Frame7493: The past 24hrs mightve been the most boring 24hrs ever
[+6] u/No_Fig_7835: DJT probably talking directly to the tankers in Hormuz, "C'mon, go through, don't be a pussy"
[+6] u/yanqui_u_x_o: Fuck you rocket bull shit
[+6] u/ICallASpadeASpade: Noooooo, I bet my kids’ college funds buying both calls and puts and the day ends flat.
Who’s gonna tell them they’re not going to college now? I guess they better get a scholarship now. 🤷
[+6] u/Head_Product412: makes no sense rklb dropping more than asts they met their earning and posted lower ebitda
[+6] u/Iunatic: ASTS only down 2% means it'll be up 40% tomorrow
[+6] u/Frazell1: From experience tmrw will be either up or down, I’ll keep y’all updated
[+6] u/powerboner: Fuck you RKLB. God fucking dammit why do I play earnings it never matters everything always goes down
[+6] u/Kwpthrowaway2: RKLB getting dunked on. Love to see it 🤣
[+6] u/TheRealNoodre: Taco Tuesday tomorrow so we pump
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: Welcome to the casino, where we can turn your 370 into 3700 (debt)
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Are you not entertained 🤨👉🤹♀️
[+5] u/Meeting_Ok2: Well i didn't trade today and it turned out to be the right move for once
[+5] u/Weekly_One8412: I've heard of calm before the storm but this is ridiculous
[+5] u/Due-Information-6277: It’s hard to get a job right now.
[+5] u/lithe_silhouette: Truly done with asts and rklb. Cool tech, garbage meme stocks
[+5] u/captain_casino: I have made several mistakes today
[+5] u/Abe2025: Tech will never see all time high until next year
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: Well hot diggidy dawg! I sure fukked up today 😅😳
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: I, for one, will respond to each and every “bull/bers are fukd” comment with a
STFU.
From here on out.
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: And the most regarded space company of all pumped today, you couldn’t make this up 😂
[+5] u/Get_dat_money: Seems like rklb had nothing but good news
[+5] u/Civil-Soup2863: Somebody come drag Jensen outta the closet and get him saying big words on TV again, I need a pump.
[+5] u/captain_casino: Just eject me into space at this point
[+5] u/SteakEater137: I test out the various LLMs periodically and almost every time I do it it gives me factually incorrect information, makes shit up from the sources it provides, or is missing so much context that its functionally unusable.
AI can obviously be a powerful tool, not by any means saying its useless, but I swear it has a built in reality distortion field or something…dont know why I would rely on something that I consistently have to fact check.
[+5] u/East-Description-243: RKLB dashed all my dreams.
[+5] u/EquivalentMobile7883: Besides that $htz pop at the beginning of the day and $spcx, as well as scalping some $NVDA everything else sucked today
[+5] u/tombrady011235: The conservative sub isn’t even talking about today’s announcement from Iran
[+5] u/Fuck_boy3456: used to jerk off to Pondi every time she came on TV but I can’t anymore 🥲💔
[+5] u/Villi187: I AM NOW ON UNEMPLOYED PAYMENTS AND SWITCHED BACK TO CASH IN HAND WORK
[+5] u/john-know-nothing: RKLB is now a ballistic missile company and I’m here for it
[+5] u/themayorhere: Why would you try to short Nvidia right now
[+5] u/Commercial_Ease8053: Today has proven that rklb and asts were well overvalued at $150 and $130, respectively.
[+5] u/SignificanceFew5212: NBIS, do the funniest thing ever and hit $300 post earnings
[+5] u/Villi187: Iran pulling a “we will not negotiate with berrorists” card on Donnie lmfaooooooooo
[+5] u/GneissFrog: that was a really funny finish given how many comments there were an hour ago from memory bulls who were giddy about how 'strong' they were holding up.
[+5] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: Oil doesn't matter anymore, it is all coal now, right?
[+5] u/Intelligent-Claim193: Pltr your dog shit I hate you
[+5] u/Trevv901: RKLB real dump coming when they say Neutron in 2028
[+5] u/Molten-Helldiver: Why is NVDA now pumping lol
[+5] u/Comfortable_Thing611: I lost money today LMFAO
[+5] u/powerboner: damn RKLB got me good
[+5] u/enc-nyc: Good trading day right up until last trade. Was in good plus, ended up in small minus; was trading META and decided to try META calls for 597.5 once it hit extreme oversold levels around 12:45. META just floated like a turd for the rest of the day and contracts expired worthless.
[+5] u/Comfortable-Gap-9775: htz doesnt even have a billion market cap. fuckin regards
[+5] u/orcassharks: Today’s one of those flat days where smart money quietly got out and you’re all bag holders
[+5] u/pinkerton_gov: Takes an act of God to make SPY go down apparently.
[+5] u/Canningred: Imagine how much this shit would be ripping without 🥭
[+5] u/ConsistentString4627: We only talk about ODTEYES in this sub not the other way around
[+10] u/Brawmethius: My strongest evidence for the peak tardation the market has reached.
SPACEX, massive evaluation on being a leading AI company.
Earnings was considerd above expectations because they had lower operating loss because they sold their compute capacity to their main competitor.
Shit like this only happens in peak euphoria.
Be like if Tesla came out and said their factories were going to stop making "robotaxi" or "optimus" (the new big next thing) and instead will be leased out to BYD to make their cars instead.
But who am I kidding in the Elon cult they would probably pump that as well as "wow such business genius".
[+9] u/caughtinthought: Is it just me or is the internet just getting like shittier by the day... feels like we're watching the collapse in real time
[+9] u/Deadecigs: Who else got fleeced today
[+8] u/Allout-Okarun: 🥭 just announce the troops are coming home, they’ve worked very hard, done an incredible job like no ones seen before, the strait is OPEN. God bless America and you’re welcome europoors. SPY800
[+8] u/GuwopGOAT: Am I the only person on here not making money lol
[+8] u/_Netgirth: Polymarket has less than 50% chance Hormuz open by EOY haha we’re so fucked
[+8] u/YTLupo: I honest to god might rent a car from Hertz just to trash it LMAO
[+8] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # Shorting the entire market from here this shit is going to crash very soon LMAO
[+7] u/Collapse1: I am now $HTZ bagholder. I was promised we moon
[+7] u/Steak_Itchy: This thread is full of chuds who refer to Twitter as X lmao
[+7] u/Worried_Quarter469: Lol wtf SPY is at ATH???
[+7] u/bubblegoblin2331: The straits never opening till trumps gone
[+7] u/perceptive_AI: I'm 39 yo with $6.7k , am I cooked chat?
[+7] u/Autistic-Bot: *BofA analyst Ronald Epstein, cousin to disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein, maintains $SPCX with BUY rating*
[+7] u/ThanksDependent1001: Red AH = SPY ATH tomorrow
[+7] u/peterpeer9: I finally ran the numbers again -- I'm only a million away from having a million dollars saved up! 😍
[+7] u/danyallah_: Really I could’ve just been cash gang and never knew what the fuck the Kospi was
[+7] u/music_is_gud: If you are smart, you don't need leverage.
If you are dumb, you shouldn't be using it.
- *a poster on Leopold's wall*
[+7] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: I ignore my wife and kids to read this chat and tell them I'm researching stocks
[+7] u/Specialist_Goat_8682: Bro is rocket land fucked
[+7] u/Specialist_Goat_8682: Strait open as wide as your girl
[+6] u/costas_0: Well this is bad for my rklb calls
[+6] u/DumbNutter: I was promised HTZ to $4. Fucking liars.
[+6] u/Guilty_Ad_8433: Sexual harassment training is such a joke
[+6] u/hylian_prince: 🥭 wants compensation from Iran… for a war that he started
[+6] u/Hi_I_am_gosu: I cannot believe one of the space stocks that won't profit for another 25 years had a shitty ER!
[+6] u/sck178: If you type "ahh" instead of "ass" it's safe for me to assume you beg for the cuck chair
[+6] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Gold 💪🙂💪.......... Corn 👎☹️👎
[+6] u/Travis---Beckmen: I always wanted to cuddle with a chubby woman who hums.
It seems so relaxing.
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #I'm so sleepy LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: I’m making boiled water for dinner
[+6] u/smooth-criminal1999: I have lost both with call and fucking put. I hate my life.
[+6] u/RjBloxks: No it’s in insider trader mode actually
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Why does this sub pick the worst stocks to rally behind. Fake meat, bottom feeder car rentals, space stocks that make less profit than a scholastic book fair, SLS is going to cure cancer - maybe - someday, drone stock dilution machines its like people here think every shitter out there is going to be the next NVDA
[+5] u/Specialist_Goat_8682: Data centers need nuclear
[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Ghalibaf this morning said no deal with Trump. They’ll just wait out his term and the market said no problem at all.
[+5] u/napatatini: can somebody ask HTZ to pump for a little bit longer next time? I still have a common job and its kinda hard to sell in a 45 SECOND PERIOD.
[+5] u/Express-Resource-963: Boots on the ground rumor? 👀
[+5] u/dogefool88: Am I the only one who has never bought a single share of ASTS and RKLB?
[+5] u/guccioli: Now rklb just needs to drop another 96% and it will be at fair value
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Trading every day is a good way to get clapped.
[+5] u/Motor-Aioli-5674: All you dumb ahh bears dont realize they'll fudge the CPI numbers and then revise them up 2 months later
[+5] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Asians will go crazy for yellow rock as always 🥰
[+5] u/zestykite: i like to play coinflip 0dte call/put spreads at market open. i feel like tomorrow will be a down day,.
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: Imagine you're playing a game in which every time you're about to win, the referee stops the match, gives the opponent 10 extra points, kicks you in the balls and then restarts the game, would you keep playing that game over and over every day?
[+5] u/zambro1: Prediction markets might actually be more profitable
[+5] u/kodaksdad2020: Spy fucking locked in a 3$ range for 4 sessions just end me already
[+5] u/Specialist_Goat_8682: Rocket lab earnings weren’t even bad it’s just selling off
[+5] u/savemoney_god: # How are Brokers rich if they're broke? 🤔
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: ASTS doesn't even look that bad, they had shit earnings last time then it shreked to 130
[+5] u/regardus_maximus: I DEMAND, personal, COMPENSATION FOR COMPENSATING YOU AFTER I BLEW EVERYTHING UP!!!!!!!!!!
[+5] u/whomakesthetendies: KOSPI getting ready for a -9% open....
[+5] u/miata_only: What was even the point of today why even bother showing up, you guys?
[+5] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: I bought apple puts probs a bad call
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: WE ARE DUMPING AFTER HOURS
[+5] u/ReasonableArcher2030: https://preview.redd.it/8vt491yuwlih1.png?width=1609&format=png&auto=webp&s=fad11b3102b21596bdc218deffbe0b529169afac
[+5] u/Odd-Block-2998: ASTS and RKLB theta gang won today.
[+5] u/old-cow666: Why my 10k in rklb shares red
[+5] u/tossaway1040: Htz bagholders got their hopes up for a second
[+5] u/donkeybray: Fun Fact: Paper trading is cheaper than the price of paper.
[+5] u/Upstairs_System_6257: I love how 🥭 lost the war he started and now demands compensation. He's truly one of us 🤡
[+5] u/Mutanic2: The Koreans are buying in the premarket. The market is saved
[+5] u/bulrfuc: Bond yields doing the happy dance.
[+5] u/Regenbooggeit: Wait didn’t RKLB beat?
[+5] u/Crackbot420-69: I could have just sold everything this morning and went back to bed, but i held instead and now going to get increasingly shittier sleep every night.
[+5] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: I wonder if faker bought any SNDK
[+5] u/AwakenedBeast616: Amarillo/Knighthead filed a 13D/A on their HTZ shares. That's what caused that brief pop at 4:28pm from 2.12 to 2.49.
Pershing should publish their quarterlies later this week. Friday, I think
[+5] u/Special-Vanilla-4183: since when markets became so damn flat
[+5] u/Ok_Meat_4925: It doesnt matter whether you have calls or puts today.. everything went side ways
[+5] u/CD274: Nobody here was freaking out when rklb went from 58 to 86 randomly
[+5] u/BriackYOLO: Iv would kill your put
[+10] u/BFox1982: I'm at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing I'm fucking is autistic
[+10] u/2020isgreat: Claude generate 300 billion barrels of Oil make no mistakes
[+9] u/WordsHappenedHere: Many people are going to look back and realize that it was over when Saylor started selling bitcoin and tried to convince the market that was ok, after spending years telling you not to sell your bitcoin.
🌽 will never make a new ATH again. It has no use case that will ever be adopted mainstream.
[+8] u/paradox60660: Maybe 🥭 should give Iran Greenland.
[+7] u/bzl33: > Is this circular financing?
> The demand is real: it comes from frontier AI labs, AI-native startups, enterprises, cloud providers and countries building AI services. The capital providers independently underwrite each project — including the customer, demand, utilization, cash flow and residual value. NVIDIA provides the platform; the investors make independent financing decisions.
Jensen putting out AI slop
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: Iran saying they won’t negotiate until 2029 is setting up for thy e greatest TACO ever
Also tomorrow is Tuesday
There is your DD
[+7] u/dinglebarryb0nds: my portfolio my choice
[+7] u/sleepingpepe1: BREAKING: THEO VON APPOINTED LEAD NEGOTIATOR FOR IRAN IN US-IRAN CEASEFIRE NEGOTIATIONS
[+7] u/GamblingAddict6969: Guys im down 6 figures fml
[+6] u/0xBorisjohnson: Live in Korea. Last time I went to get my haircut my barber told me he was sitting on an unrealized 1.5b KRW loss (that's about 1m USD) doing leveraged degen regard Korean shit. I guess this was early to mid July. Haven't been back since but now I need a haircut. Afraid I might need a new barber.
[+6] u/OkAlternative7705: NBIS PLZ GO BAKC TO MY ENTRY PRICE I DONT EVEN WANNA MAKE PROFIT ANYMORE PLZZZZZ
[+6] u/Jimmy_Jellyy: Yields back at YTD highs, can’t be good for stocks
[+6] u/Bevkus: Why doesn’t market just crash already. I can’t stand the suspense.
[+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: very rude to bring a kid into this retard ass world
[+6] u/sabatiel180: Flat until CPI. Followed by mega gigachad relief pump.
[+6] u/AZUCSGrower: I’m 42 and I have no kids or money
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Taking testosterone from HIMS and didn’t realize there was boner stuff in it. Horny as shit
[+5] u/Fast_Garlic_5639: HTZ actually looks a lot better than I expected it to right now
[+5] u/cryptohorn: Everytime I make a good trade I donate to the food bank. Don't forget to pay it forward bihhhh
[+5] u/Due_Historian_1769: A cooked CPI and hormuz re-opening all in one week would be just perfect
[+5] u/Ble_h: DO NOT RELEASE THE KOREANS
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: if kospi >!and my memory stocks!< could pump, I think that would be very beneficial to the investors of korea >!but mostly me!<
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: Here come the broke down “ai bubble” bears after SPY finished down 0.20 cents today and markets at all time highs. Keep living the dream guys. Clearly you all are so much smarter than the markets.
[+5] u/2020isgreat: Made a dating profile and getting AI to manage everything. Thoughtful texts, check-ins, good morning messages, conflict resolution, dinner date plans all automated
[+5] u/holymolyratio: ngl this shit is boring now
[+5] u/Mission-Educator-697: what happened to semi end of day?
[+5] u/lndnmdn: bought puts on ASTS and calls on RKLB like a oui oui plus tard
[+5] u/Outrageous_Method432: Fu, space stocks, non of them profitable all shit
[+5] u/winston511: I turned a 140k account into 30k with just shares on margin in a month and now that I’m on the climb back up like holy fuck I must have endured some days of just red visceral poundings to fall this far this fast
[+5] u/qrqrafafzvzv: lol, ASTS missed earnings, but forward guidance is pretty insane. Looking forward to the earnings call.
[+5] u/BugsBunnyorDie: I think I’m just going to PLAY some games.
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: rip 2200 sndk bagholders
[+5] u/BlueBerryDaJuiceMan1: my crypto is down like70% lmao
[+5] u/wattap: The lives of your grandchildren will be determined by how much SOX and NVDA you own now
[+5] u/BuyTheFuckingDipss: If you’re 50 years old and only have $10,000 saved… is that terrible… or is it more common than people think? What’s your opinion?
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: can we change the market cap rule to $1 above hertz
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: Apparently HTZ short cost of borrow went from 1% to 8% in 3days. Short interest still high, fewer shares available to short. One big shareholder owns 50.9% of the company.
volume has gone down but I still think it squeezes.
Bill ackman can do a very fun thing by eow
[+5] u/LaughCompetitive1504: Leopold has an interesting laugh.
[+5] u/shmito17: IMSR will rocket tomorrow.
[+15] u/beerstearns: US reportedly planning to present Iran with a colossal handmade wooden horse in new peace effort
[+11] u/Joey-Cap: She's a 10, but she's korean and trades with 19x leverage
[+11] u/Rosebunse: I'm planning a solo vacation for November and I'm really excited, but I feel like I can't tell anyone about it. Whenever I plan a solo vacation people think I'm using it to run drugs. I don't know why, but the fact that this has come up multiple times has made me wonder what people think I do with my time.
[+10] u/yeahyoubored: Gen Z is fucked
Housing is fucked and overpriced
Stocks are fucked and overpriced
And they have to spend 200$+ a week on groceries
[+10] u/LOLITSMEDUDEBRO: Better than some retard thinking their loud ass hunk of junk sounds cool
[+9] u/ActJolly: hello wsb regards, I quit but now I am back
[+9] u/Fhyzikz: Just bought 500 shares of TLT. Get in losers, we're going to $0
[+9] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Holy fuck I hate my job, I don’t know how much longer I can work for someone. I just don’t know what company to start
[+8] u/darkspherei: bankrupting 5 casinos is impressive, everything mango touches turns to 💩
[+8] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: holding RKLB thru CPI and PPI. i dont give a FUCK
[+8] u/WocketWaccoon: Cramer said HTZ looks like a classic turn-around story in the making. ☠️
[+7] u/-0x00000000: ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️
[+7] u/beerstearns: Ah fuck my 6-yr old nephew just asked me how Bambi dies. Idk what to tell the little brat. I guess I’ll just say he gets eaten by coyotes
[+7] u/ThatOneRedditBro: A Taco Tuesday deal right before CPI sounds very 🥭
[+6] u/Positive_Plan2738: Who bought Rocketlab thinking earnings would rip 🤣
[+6] u/wildcat1055: Went to a concert, got some beers in a grab-and-go stand, scan the beers, pay by myself at the kiosk and get this: THE SCREEN DIDN'T GIVE ME AN OPTION TO TIP. It just charged me for the beers.
It was beautiful bro.
[+6] u/Joey-Cap: I kinda miss the glory days during the US Greenland war
[+6] u/Joey-Cap: Memory needs to remember how to go up
[+6] u/JewishPride07: \>Greatest Semiconductor boom cycle of all time
\> Still somehow fail to make any money
\> Dilute shareholders instead
\> Profit
[+6] u/gbgbgb1912: there's people who think they can look at the roulette history and figure out if it's going to come up red or black next. they're right some of the time.
is that kind of what we do?
[+6] u/Kooky_Resource6348: They rugged memory on close for the 9th day in a row holy shit
[+6] u/BicycleAggressive312: Nvda probably starting its pre earnings run
[+6] u/ApathysLastKiss_: In retrospect, when my acct was up 95% in 3 months...shoulda took some profits
[+5] u/Own_Purple229: Barron please invest into RKLB
[+5] u/tropicalia84: # FUTURES ARE GREEN
# I REPEAT
# FUTURES
# ARE
# GREEN IN RECORD TIME!!!!
# KOREA BROS PUMPING
[+5] u/InformationSad5653: I have a feeling this is going to be one of those after hours where your yelling WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING UP
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: I can’t believe Amsterdam has a red light district. So disgusting. Does anyone know the where to find cheapest tickets to Amsterdam?
[+5] u/SirPanic12: Can’t wait to exit my MU calls, this stock has been a fucking nightmare
[+5] u/Fit_Feedback5981: They’re gonna cook the CPI numbers insanely hard
[+5] u/Joey-Cap: Iran played the Trump card
[+5] u/Samjabr: Imagine being so retarded you invest in ASTS or RKLB instead of SPCX.
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: I wish I took my own advice and bought bonds as sacrifice
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: This was more fun when the KOSPI traded like a shitcoin
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: Gonna decompress with a mug root beer
[+5] u/Joey-Cap: Its all up to Melania now...if she puts out it might save our calls
[+5] u/-IQ200: 2.12” is too big, it actually Hertz. 😫
[+5] u/t2mo24242424: I’m a peacock. You gotta let me SPY
[+5] u/Necessary_Relief_126: My mental wellbeing has gone up exponentially ever since I made the decision to not hold memory stocks in afterhours or premarket, especially with all the korean fuckery that goes on overnight
[+5] u/Joey-Cap: Semis are about to go fully erect
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: # Imagine not having 130k points accrued on the McDonalds app LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/Extra-Strawberry-702: Bought calls again today. The most I can lose is 100%. The most I can gain is infinite….unsure how these fairy bers don’t seem to understand the concept
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Jensen saw SOXX about to roll over and had to come up with a new scheme
[+5] u/LoL_Journal: Bond traders are smart.
softer than expected CPI, sell bonds;
negative job growth, sell bonds;
Bessent says deal with Iran tomorrow, sell bonds;
Trump says Iran deal coming soon, sell bonds.
why? because they know everything is about to collapse
[+5] u/piss_stored_in_balls: Beat what? The 8 boomers that guessed what the earnings would be?
[+5] u/version-two: Ho Lee Fuk I guess we’re sticking to earth for a while..
Space bulls getting annihilated. The drilling is hard to watch. Feel bad tbh
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: And I judge wrong about 90% of the time, and of course miss the ones that +40%
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: Oh my god Korea is gonna dampppppp 😩
[+5] u/-0x00000000: Fucking Lufthansa.😣
On the phone all day, couldn’t focus on trading.
[+5] u/Right-Donut-9941: Make $TSLA puts Great again !!
[+5] u/Winter_Body4794: Options ON leveraged etfs 🤯
[+5] u/account-names: The CNBC panel looked like a few car-salesmen talking to the anchor saying, it's the best. Trust
[+5] u/Samjabr: I don't mean to brag, but I made so much money today, I cancelled my COSTCO cat food order.
[+20] u/RockasaurusRex: * Open up WSB
* See everyone talking about SPY ripping and going to 1000
* Rush to look at overnight prices thinking "Holy shit, what'd I miss"
* See that SPY is up 0.08%
Yall truly are retarded.
[+14] u/SomePolack: Oh my god they had to hide 🥭 in a fucking food cart in Turkey
This war is a fucking disaster LMAO
[+14] u/Paul_Robert_: Why didn't I just be born a millionaire? Am I stupid?
[+13] u/C0up7: Everyone becomes a Harry Potter character when fueling at the gas pump screaming “***EXPENSIVE PETROLEUM”***
[+11] u/OkResponsibility2470: Just read that Iran is just going to wait out 🥭’s term LMAO bro gonna be hiding out between his golf trips so they don’t reverse ayatollah him
[+9] u/johns2289: They can liquidate me. Fuck em.
[+9] u/skymagic: 3 conspiracy theorists walk into a bar...
...you can't tell me that's a coincidence 🤔
[+8] u/Creative_Youth_4982: bers punching the dank air in their parent's basement rn
[+8] u/Plane-Warthog-8737: Lifemaxxing tip: plasma dono centers test you for heps, syphilis, and HIV for free every 4 months
[+8] u/SomePolack: Things are so bad behind the scenes in the US I’m starting to wonder if I should try to help out
Like put me in coach wtf are y’all doing
[+7] u/Illustrious_Job1951: #RELEASE THE CPI YOU CRAZY FUCKING BASTARDS
[+7] u/Anameisheere: Finally all the htz bots are gone
[+7] u/Butteredscotch: Sooo.. cooked CPI numbers for 1 more retard pump before the iran thing is actually recognized as a problem?
[+7] u/brucekeller: turn that frown into a fine powder and then lace it with fent and sell that stuff
[+6] u/Cool-Employ-4830: end of year will be spy $1000 , silver $150 , gold $6K
[+6] u/cashflow_: After I left venenzula it got hit with a big earthquake like a week later. Two days after I leave Colombia it got hit with a big earthquake. Is this a sign?
[+6] u/DDGib: Invest another 2 million
[+5] u/swampassOG: Half cash, half dogshit warrants
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Market just keeps pumping with oil this is fucked lol
[+5] u/Particular_Rice9607: everyone with a brain knows MMs and bots manipulate the shit out of the markets, cryto, stock, poly, its all manipulated
[+5] u/Particular_Rice9607: things are bad which is why we didnt get rate cut
[+5] u/WallofNarwhal: God I love the stick market
[+5] u/SailingTheInternet: “Iran says the Strait of Hormuz will not reopen until the United States meets its conditions, and Mohammad-Bagher Zolghadr said the waterway would remain closed until Washington corrects its behavior.”
[+5] u/Em-G: i think it's time we had a TACO tuesday
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: There is no hope
\- Fellow ASTS bagholder
[+5] u/CornMonkey-Original: pissed i sold my HTZ Friday, not that I expected it to go up anymore, and it will probably continue to bleed out. . . but holding no lottery tickets, makes me feel empty.
[+5] u/Apprehensive-Soil799: KRKNF trend reversal soon
[+5] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Being born a boomer was life on ez mode.
[+5] u/stonetrade: Just spent a full 35 minutes in the grocery store parking lot wandering around like a damn fool cause I could not remember where I parked. Trading did this to me.
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: I was so much happier year ago
[+5] u/Actual_Difference617: Calls on mammary glands.
[+5] u/TreGet234: I always imagine the algos knife battling in these near instant violent AH earnings moves.
[+5] u/Over-Young8392: strait was never closed idots
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Won** — /u/CuckedbyPowell (1W - 2L, 33%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **RKLB** ▼ | $80.48 → $74.69 | -7.2% | 1h 46m | Won |
[+5] u/Liquidtears: So its now something im considering after buying buying 4 Powerball tickets. We've got a 1 in 292million odds of winning like 900 million dollars.
Pray for me degens.
[+5] u/hallett21: So up or down for CPI?
[+5] u/Stilnovisti: JPY already back above 159. Maybe everyone should be a carry trader.
[+5] u/Rickyskeets69: ok so I'm calling her Becky Thick from now on
[+5] u/andytobbles: GLD going straight back to ath but it won’t be talked abou here until it has a blow off top 20% move in 2 days like last time.
[+5] u/HowLongCanIMakeACock: Anyone here go to college
[+5] u/thatdude845: Bro at this point I am so sick of the oil shortage talk. Just blue balling us. Collapse society or stfu about it.
[+13] u/Micheal_Hancho: IF 🫵 YOU POUR MILK IN BEFORE THE CEREAL THEN STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME AND MY FAMILY 😡
[+10] u/qx2: I’ve just read some highlights from zucks essay on AI view. he like musk is a delusional, privileged, rich bitch whose views on humanity and technology are so of target that they come to believe that their money can make their reality or reality and our only future. Jesus these deranged ego maniacs make dr. evil look same, they are so out touch only the people sucking their toes on the daily, and stock holders, agree with them.
[+9] u/BankofBroke: Snapchat is basically just an OF promoting platform. Dead internet theory is coming true.
[+9] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Damn everybody issuing debt now. Let’s issue some debt of our own.
[+9] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #bro looking for a way out of this shit self inflicted situation LMAOOO!!!!
[+8] u/GovernmentSea1780: Spy 790 EOD tomorrow
[+8] u/kenathen: spy new ath tomorrow
[+8] u/comrade_777_alt: Stopped opening my brokerage app. It’s quite painful.
[+8] u/C0II1n: This guy just wants to say the n word
[+7] u/Objective_Ad3539: Anyone here casually take 2 hour drives? I'm sort of considering grabbing some coffee and art supplies and driving to a state park and paint tomorrow morning. Is 2 hours a bit extreme one way?
[+7] u/CluelessTennisBall: SPY $1K by end of night
[+7] u/robinhoodscams: Green at night bears eating tomorrow
[+7] u/noobletato: I'm thinking of joining the thetagang. That's the only way to ensure their downfall
[+6] u/WorriedAd1922: You can buy MU now at a discount, or you can FOMO
into it when it’s back at ATH, your choice
[+6] u/SpiderWil: who died today from rlkb?
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: The big bull run of 2026 hasn't even started yet......
[+5] u/ap1618: cpi in 2 days and no vol? market's gone
[+5] u/ZYHUA: MU trained the memory bols like good boys, daily pre-market +0.5% just to follow by -2% close. Give those good boys hope
[+5] u/Ill-Perspective-4561: Can’t believe Amd went back to advanced money destroyer when I bought
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Just funded my futures account for the 17th time. I'M FN BACK. This time it's different!
[+5] u/SpiderWil: I did learn from the thetagang and took their advice but that don't mean I have to suck up to their treatment
[+5] u/A_Guy_Oz: I guess swinging an overnight SPX put was ill advised. It’s cool though I’m just being low-key with my cash anyway, right?
[+5] u/PuzzledLeader8941: What time is rklb and asts
[+5] u/zer0_chance284: Why is pikachu generating me more returns than rocket scientists
[+5] u/im-regarded: HIMS so gay. Market makers so gay. I’m so gay.
[+5] u/Gnimmie: HTZ keeps rising and falling. Lots of money is being made
[+5] u/Fortnait739595958: How the hell is BW on +40%? Nobody even knows what that is
[+5] u/tortu995: Assume for a second bears are right and memory is a commodity, oil companies are trading at 20x earnings while memory is at 4x/5x LOOOL.
[+5] u/Galactic777: Everything's going down. Haha. Makes no sense🙂
[+5] u/carrollart: Rainbow chips deluxe still goat
[+5] u/aqjingson: It’s wild that kids nowadays will never know the feeling of writing a 10k word essay without the help of gpt before a midnight deadline..
[+5] u/barelyreadsenglish: If 🌽 has cycles why not dump everything to 0 then buy back so you can 100,000x again?
[+5] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: I’ve got this crazy strategy. It’s called never buy calls on a green candle and never buy puts on a red candle.
[+5] u/Able-Technology-8055: Why in the fuck did I think buying USAR was a good idea. A victim of my own regardation.
[+5] u/HoneyInteresting220: Eating a bowl of spinch
[+5] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: It’s fucking over. The berz won.
[+15] u/Any-Presentation5438: I didn't loose much today! Why?
Because I already lost everything in July
[+9] u/WallyWally12345: Spy -2% tomorrow would be hilarious for the bulls
[+7] u/sonofalando: Huang called his Nvidia chips assets but he failed to mention that they are depreciating assets 😂
[+7] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: wtf, 🥭 has to golf with a surface to air missle vehicle with him? Wtf is this timeline
[+7] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: This nice Filipino lady at Wendy’s is very cheery and kind. Saw her leaving work in a McDonald’s outfit and she smiled and said she is going to work there and has two jobs. God damn, I’m going to surprise her with an anonymous bonus with some of this 0dte lotto money I made recently
[+7] u/Reply_Stunning: 2 people typing but 20 bots posting
[+7] u/jonneh: Some of you guys haven't held through a -40% correction and it shows
[+6] u/Bubbledood: They can’t give Ai my job because it’d be overqualified
[+6] u/CompetitiveGas2744: do you believe in fairies?
[+5] u/jetpilot6969: Anybody else noticing gold ripping the last 2 weeks?
[+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Not a real looker but her poose tighter than hormoose
[+5] u/Test-NetConnection: Will anyone be my friend? We can talk stonks all day, lose lots of money, and then borrow until we win it all back.
[+5] u/aioliravioli: NVIDIA CEO SAYS NVIDIA IS ...."INVESTABLE"
[+5] u/thefrozen_one: Qqq will go down, and then it will go up -ShunTzu
[+5] u/Midget_Molester10: if oil keeps dumping, and koreans keep pumping, we may be in for a pump and dump on open.
[+5] u/JuicyJohnny69: tf was that micron dump
[+5] u/Few-Frosting-4213: You keep a core holding of boomer shit and only be a degenerate with like 10 to 20% of your portfolio tops.
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: I didnt do anything today and im pretty proud of that. Old me wouldve bought calls at open and held all day just to sell last minute at a loss
[+5] u/zuziannka: Can’t believe the money I have lost since last week my confidence is all time low
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: One thing I've learned...when you're stressed about life, looking at the market daily does yoy absolutely no good whatsoever.
[+5] u/Boheed: RBADVISERS: US basically has no strategic petroleum reserve left
[+13] u/jasperCrow: If you think 🥭 is a good president you should keep it to yourself so that you don’t give away that you’re dumb as shit to everyone around you.
[+9] u/myfavcolerisPerpleXD: The bulls will be fine
[+9] u/synthetic350: So glad I got a cs degree to get 50k debt just to have to work as amazon delivery driver for shit pay
Then spend the entire paycheck just on housing
What a fucking great economy
Truly the greatest economy ever
[+8] u/GarthBooks69420: Blockbuster earnings will totally kill the bers tomorrow
[+6] u/Captain_TuckFard: Alright news is grim so buy calls correct?
[+6] u/ajibtunes: I love my wife like a brother
[+6] u/astromouse2024: I see literally zero scenario where aapl doesn’t reclaim ath
[+5] u/ClaudesSexBot: The fact that MU isn't 2k already is disappointing me bigly.
[+5] u/myfavcolerisPerpleXD: Software bulls don’t exist that’s a lie
[+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Meta has been in the 550 to 750 range for a very long time. Zuck needs to stop being a cuck
[+5] u/veyurio: might be looking green tomorrow
[+5] u/paulcolgan11: i’m still holding RKLB am i cooked tomorrow
[+5] u/DonutsOnTheWall: upvote when you think today will be green.
[+5] u/Relative-Wonder-7086: I genuinely don’t understand how it keeps going up. If I could figure that out I’d probably stop being poor
[+5] u/Specific-Path3179: What do Berkshire employees do all day?
[+5] u/NotMyMainLoLzy: Taco cart Tuesday lol
Yeah, no deal. Spy to 800 though and then 720
[+5] u/PulIthEld: what age do kids stop running everywhere?
[+5] u/Bob_the_peasant: Amazon sure was smart to make sure their real money was in stuff like AWS, because I’d be buying puts if they were still just a storefront
Last dozen things I’ve bought from them new, shipped and sold by Amazon, were clearly used and damaged. Half price for the same shit on eBay or Facebook marketplace used comes in better condition than Amazon “new”
[+5] u/b1mm3rl1f3: All I think about is money and sex. I really don’t have the bandwidth for much else
[+5] u/TitleSome808: Silver and Gold are buys or nah?
[+5] u/eastcoastsomeone: Full port into RKLB. 2028 calls.
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: there will be no end to the Saylor selling. he is going to unload the all of it if needed to prop up the bonds, back to $3 for MSTR from dilution and $10k for btc
[+5] u/One_Willingness_326: Rklb going back to price I bought in last year
[+5] u/Full-Sandwich-851: That tarrif shit in March 2025 was lowkey isnane zooming out on chart
[+5] u/llasar17: he just wants to be black'd
[+10] u/Kobe_Fan: Bears must be extinct because no one is talking about this fucked bond market
[+9] u/Soffatjockis: Imagine the world's greatest military super power losing to a bunch of sand people because it runs out of ammo
Lmao
Mango either gonna accept a huge defeat or hormuz will be closed forever. Good job mate.
[+9] u/ki3ran8793: Had a dream RKLB went up 70% on open
[+6] u/PaperHandsTheDip: Night everyone, sleep well and never forget: calls, always calls.
[+6] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: wtf is even worth investing in during this clown market?
Everything has been acting like a fucking meme for a month I’m so sick of it
[+6] u/Clearsky_Beyond: There's no such thing as "investment."
All there is is gambling disguised as speculation.
Long-term investment has also lost its meaning and has become meaning can’t exit stock dungeon.
[+6] u/hioman01: I really need RKLB up 40% at open
[+5] u/mikebones: The human experience.
[+5] u/PaperHandsTheDip: Did someone turn the htz bots back on? Meme died last friday
[+5] u/Inevitable_Gainz: Why don’t companies just report earnings every day? Are they stupid?
[+5] u/VTI4LYFE69: JUST IN: Trump reveals the U.S. has "mineswept" the entire Strait of Hormuz.
[+5] u/PaperHandsTheDip: Quite obvious isn't it?
Rich people never leave the market, they just rotate their investments around. Money gets created from thin air and pumped into the market, inflating it's value.
[+5] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: Why is the chat here suddenly bullish on NFLX after being down on it for months? Bots?
[+5] u/KF8EPI: Fuck this gay ass earth
[+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Ai dead memory dead oil dead space dead what the heck is left
[+5] u/warvold7: So Korea green 3rd day in. A row? Maybe we could be green tomorrow
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: I was rear ended today. MFers learn how to drive!!
[+5] u/BagholderForLyfe: Nfxl is pumping to 100?
[+5] u/OpinionMedical8744: if the media reports cpi in second derivative again I'm gonna integrate even harder.
[+5] u/BallsHardest: Rocket BAG. That is all.
[+5] u/Much-Coach-2237: Gonna buy stocks tmr
[+5] u/toost1cky: Paper comes and goes, price of gold goes up
[+8] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Rip dude who blew 70k of his and wife 3 years worth of savings on KEEL calls.
[+8] u/pineapplekiwipen: pro tip if you see a stock down 95% from ath that's a stock that was down 90% then dumped another 50% after some baggie bought
don't be that baggie
[+8] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: Iran has him by the balls, I ain't never seen something like this before.
[+7] u/AggravatingCrow897: **10Y: 4.733% ↑**
**20Y: 5.294% ↑**
**30Y: 5.279% ↑**
**WTI: $84.32, +2.47%**
**Brent: $89.87, +2.28%**
**DXY: 99.57, basically flat**
**VIX: 15.48**
**Gold: $4,362, actually down 0.64%**
**Bitcoin: \~$64K, basically flat**
TLDR: Buy Calls
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: Some of you don’t brush your teeth and it shows
[+6] u/Boraximus: memory bulls when they're so back for the 10th time this week but their stock is somehow down 3% in the past 5 days
[+6] u/drkgla: Wait rocketlab is a grown up company now? People care about their earnings and not just their vibes
[+6] u/drkgla: Cant wait to see what macroeconomic landmine I'm walking into today
[+6] u/Born_Chocolate9295: i miss when sndk only went up
[+6] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Wrong sub. Actually… no, right sub.
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: Look at this guy eating name-brand cat food
smh
[+6] u/MineCraftFanAtic69: so if I'm asleep by 9:30 I have the brain of a toddler?
[+5] u/LarryStink: In light of nvda idea for $500 billion in compute as an asset class.
*You know those pesky securitization rules that went in place after the 2008 financial meltdown?*
*Well, the SEC just exempted datacenter debt from key securitization rules*
*The SEC said a major subset of data-center securitizations don’t need to have disclosures and investor protections that similar deals require. That includes risk retention, a requirement that companies issuing asset-backed securities retain some of the debt to better align their interests with investors.*
[+5] u/Lower_Month6438: fuck me is the memory trade really over
[+5] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: OIL might hit 90 today with the CPI report tomorrow, today might be a VERY red day. QQQ 710 incoming
[+5] u/Even-Square-6246: How do I turn $100 into $40k like that one guy fast
[+5] u/Minimum_Suit1735: Wow, am i seeing KOSPI leading the market with a green candle for once???
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: elites have bunkers and infinite water supply from fake data center while we the pors get wrecked
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Down 14k. Tf do y’all do with a basically blown port
[+5] u/Even-Square-6246: My dream job is to work at the bank and when they trust me enough I’ll go money heist mode and run off to another country
[+5] u/kumako10: Im pretty sure the market won't drop as long as I continue holding these puts
[+5] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: Iran ruled out further negotiations
no more taco
[+5] u/deevee12: If high oil prices are good for America why not just bomb all the oil 🤔
[+5] u/Phandomtrigger: Might have a better chance at an actual casino at this point
[+5] u/WraithEye: It's quite the opposite, if they are buying out those shares, they are confident (openai management) it will be priced better as float.
[+9] u/AngelNotFound4444: MU & SNDK not being volatile anymore means the top is here...
[+9] u/EnvironmentalMix6850: guy who has a lot of money says dont worry about money
[+8] u/anonymous_ghost-1: I am a bull, but I hope this market crash and burn just to make 🥭 look like the shit he is. I take one for the team. No retail should trade in this shitty casino
[+7] u/Relative-Parfait-385: All of these could have been prevented if 🌮 just take the L for once.
[+7] u/LeakMyBigBowls: Fuck man, I'ma turn 100 in a couple days and my life savings is gone. What should I do?
[+6] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: I blame u taco for all this nonsense, fuck u and bibi
[+6] u/twat_muncher: risking 15k to make $500 a day is better than drugs.
[+6] u/IndependentUsual7444: When exactly will AI have a meaningful impact on my life
[+6] u/ForgottenFoundation: Since I lost most of my savings buying high and selling low, a kind of peace has come over me. I no longer need to trade, and that in itself is priceless.
[+6] u/ArmadilloFluffy2130: they faked the moon landings and you retards are falling for Space stonks
[+6] u/i_simp_f: Everyone shut the fuck up
It's the fucking middle of the night
[+5] u/elpresidentedeljunta: Holy Moly. [OpenAI let´s it´s employees cash out on shares they hold](https://finance.yahoo.com/technology/ai/articles/openai-buys-back-7-billion-202608285.html) before going public at it´s current valuation. Nothing tells a growth story like the employees getting into the life rafts. Bernard Madoff tried something like that at the day his Ponzi Scheme blew up...
[+5] u/Ordinary_News_6455: Did the hertz apes form a single ticker conspiracy sub yet?
[+5] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: 2 Movies in close release date proximity cross the 1 billion mark? That means the global economy is doing fantastic! That means it's bullish!
[+5] u/GonnaWinSoMuch7: Let me tell you, these people want a deal so bad. Nobody knows more about deals than me 🫲🫱 But we are not in a hurry, believe me.
[+5] u/Actual_Mycologist859: Have we TACOED yet ?
[+5] u/FaithlessnessNo505: Time for del taco today since last week's taco bell combo was compromised
[+5] u/JonTargaryenOfficial: Came back from short vacations, what happened with the HTZ bots?
[+5] u/Ok-Adeptness6444: Any theory on why the fuck are metals so angry rn??? Good lord
[+5] u/scooterhomeimprover: SPY just acting like Sandra Bullock in the movie Bird Box right now
[+5] u/EasternFuture3285: Will asts rebound tomorrow