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[+18] u/corndog_messiah: I vibe coded a clone of IBKR app that shows my port up 1-5% up every day, no red days. Never felt better, deleted the old shitty “official“ version
[+17] u/poopyplayer69: thank god we won't hear abour soccer for the next 4 years 🤌
[+15] u/31andnotdone: good morning handsomes.
[+14] u/BeepBoopDep: WHY MEMORY BERS SO QUIET? I THOUGHT IT WAS DROPPING BIGLY MONDAY 😂
[+13] u/ayopapiz: Too much anxiety in my life, I dont feel comfortable talking about it to real people so A random regard in here gonna hear about it.
[+13] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Wait are we just gambling
[+12] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+12] u/Efficient_Maybe_1086: I don’t trust this pump.
[+11] u/Midget_Molester10: please god let MU pump to 1000 today
please god its all im asking for
[+10] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Koreans now wanting to buy inverse ETFs after getting margin called 🤣🤣🤣
[+10] u/ismebbb: The children yearn for the casino to open
[+10] u/eternalfailsafe: Imagine being a Europoor and investing in U.S. markets because your country sucks.
[+9] u/Emilio___Molestevez: EoY $NBIS 350
EoY $RKLB 160
EoY $APLD 60
[+9] u/Reply_Stunning: you guys told me to keep my oil calls and now these headlines:
# Oil prices dip as Iran cites possibility of talks with US
fml
and what is wrong with these ninja robed shifty cocksuckers anyway
[+9] u/Throwaway37620: I'm autistic with an average sized dick
[+9] u/Small-Maintenance-65: Anxiously awaiting the New East India Company IPO
[+9] u/Born_Chocolate9295: sndk deserves a +45% day
[+8] u/Bcider: Good morning. Just woke up and had some explosive diarrhea.
[+8] u/Flag_Shagger: everyone here should order 128gb of ram to pump memory
[+8] u/MoridanArtorias: Back from a long ban for saying something about bers preference.
Puts on RDDT.
[+8] u/SearchUsual5193: Won't be surprised if semis go red before open and then green again during the day and then red again.
[+7] u/Les7X: Good morning my fat american friends! Thank you for hosting and amazing world cup, really enjoyed it. Now could you please stop selling whatever you can touch at open? Would be amazing, thanks
[+7] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: I’m back from my ban for saying something bad about China.
So sorry mods.
[+7] u/31andnotdone: The Starbucks in my work only acceots starbucks giftcards for mobile order payment. You have to reload a giftcard with a minimum of $10. Then guess what? You dont have enough left on the giftcard for the next coffee so you have to buy another one. Essentially $20 for 2 coffees.
When did we become ok with this
[+7] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: I got banned for 3 days for saying something bad about gyna
Reddit is apparently operated by the red dragon. Never mention it, and certainly never talk about the square
[+7] u/dumbfemboiwhor: Why is SpaceX green lmao 🤌
[+7] u/eternalfailsafe: I have a bad feeling about today. I hope i’m wrong.
[+7] u/Necessary_Relief_126: MU is up?? STOP THE COUNT!!!!!!!!!!!
[+7] u/Throwaway37620: I think my colleagues are finally realise just how very stupid I am.
[+7] u/ismebbb: Stocks are creeping up. MSFT is red. It's gonna be a good day
[+6] u/Standard_Tea8250: Insomnia fucking sucks and I work in 4 hours
[+6] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: Are the fat Americans in the rooms with us?
[+6] u/DuAbUiSai: Nbis 200 eod is all i ask
[+6] u/Throwaway37620: Shakira is a sex goddess sent to drain our energy. I proudly sacrifice my sacred aether to her 2x a day.
[+6] u/GneissFrog: u/Pete26l96 running the department of war and writing gay erotica on WSB. what an american hero. thank you for your service. Now can mods ban this fucker already
[+6] u/_GayButtSex_: **It’s been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it’s here. And it’s either heads or tails. And you have to say. Call it.**
**👁️🫦**👁️
[+6] u/PyloPower: Argentina fans who bought tickets to watch the match live sold their cars to pay infinity dollars per shot on target.
[+6] u/_GayButtSex_: **You know what date is on this option?**
*No*.
**2026. It’s been traveling 68 years to get here. And now it’s here. And it’s either ITM or OTM. And you have to say. Call it.**
*Look, I need to know what I stand to win.*
**Everything**.
*How’s that?*
**You stand to win everything. Call it.**
*Alright. Calls on MSFT*
[+6] u/eternalfailsafe: Might be a boomer and throw $10k in gold
[+6] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: I trust this because MSFT is red
[+5] u/powerboner: Ok just got to the gym, time for MAX payne so the drop later hurts less
[+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Oil big reversal green to red
[+5] u/Massander: I hear ya Tone, but that was before inflation!
[+5] u/Shrimpf: ASTS looking bullish pre-market
[+5] u/johndaly88: MU 0 dte calls lets go
[+5] u/Madsen13140: I could lick Shakira's dirty feet ngl
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: She’s a 10 but she gets mad when you spend the mortgage money on SPY 0DTE
[+5] u/Madsen13140: Portfolio looks like Argentina yesterday: completly destroyed
[+16] u/CMTTrader: \*SENIOR IRANIAN SOURCE: MEDIATORS HAVE PROPOSED A 10-DAY CESSATION OF STRIKES TO FIND WAYS TO REVIVE THE IRAN-US INTERIM DEAL
[+16] u/InformalMeal9828: Lmao even Iranian officials are in on the scam premarket pump
[+15] u/znightmaree: # 🫵🤡
# You didn’t buy the dip AGAIN
[+14] u/Knarre30: I can smell a peace deal
[+13] u/Ok-Nose29: 48 days of oil reserves left is INSANE LOL
Are we all working from home again soon?
[+13] u/VTI4LYFE69: BREAKING: Oil is down -3% in the last 1.5 hours as Secretary Rubio signals that Iran wants to negotiate.
[+12] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: Memory up, MSFT down, glad to be back boys
[+12] u/KMI_Dragon_Knight: Hedging. For every mistake, two positions.
[+10] u/davidbigham: This Iran thing gonna last few years feel like
[+10] u/VaginalDischarge: The articles are so consistent "oil falls as Iran open to talks". The problem is a bunch of self enriching clowns attempting to steer a rudderless ship from crashing into the rocks and wall Street is just screaming at the ship from the dock willing it out into open water. That's on top of GYNA releasing open source models that ass fuck this supposed life changing technology that needs infinite trillions to keep going.
The best part is, it actually works for the shit head insiders.
[+10] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Fuck it, 10X leverage. Lets make our all money BACK bitches
[+10] u/hioman01: Here comes the 69th world peace agreement
[+10] u/sloanemonroe: And the headline that Iran wants to negotiate on Monday morning. Insane
[+9] u/2020isgreat: Koreans reproduce by getting margin called
[+9] u/Viktri1: World didn’t end over the weekend. Green week
[+9] u/Odd_Raspberry_7193: While europoors pumpin the dumpin is comin when the uspoors with paperhands press the sellin buttin
[+9] u/CD274: US TEETERS ON ALL-OUT WAR WITH IRAN AFTER MORE TROOPS ARE KILLED - WAPO
Where are you guys getting the Iran wants to negotiate headline. All I've seen so far was three hours ago the interior minister arriving in Pakistan
[+9] u/Tricky_Recording5222: Today is going to be an insane day.
[+9] u/Samjabr: Which other dumbass bought Puts at Friday's close!
[+9] u/CheapHero91: i made the dumb mistake in march april when i sold micron as soon as it went green after that 2 week sell off just before it rallied to 1.2k. I will not repeat this mistake with sandisk
[+8] u/Pete26l96: January 2025 I sold vertiv, marvel, palantir, and asml to derisk out of ai and decided to go hzlf msft half nflx...
Did the math and my port only $122k instead of $409K because of me trying to play it safe...
[+8] u/All_FIREdUp: I just realized I don’t see anyone driving Tesla Model 3’s anymore
[+8] u/InterestingBase6286: How the fuck is this market green
[+8] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Korea should make new 5X leverage single stock ETFs
[+8] u/KMI_Dragon_Knight: Hedging. When the solution to overexposure is more exposure.
[+8] u/Frozen_Shades: US started a trade war and now we only have a month and half worth of oil to use.
Thanks 🥭
[+8] u/NotMe357: "Senior Iranian Source: Mediators have proposed a 10-day cessation of strikes to find ways to revive the Iran-US interim deal"
[+8] u/Bombingit: Micron to 1500 TODAY!
[+8] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Monday morning deal. Tale as old as time
[+8] u/teh_herper: # Guess they flushed out all the paper hands
[+7] u/CzernyOp740: u/Zyhua who makes fun of memory bvlls is a chinese troll who begs for free junk from Temu
[https://www.reddit.com/r/TemuThings/comments/1uxsrsn/help\_qqqq\_am\_i\_doing\_it\_wrong/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TemuThings/comments/1uxsrsn/help_qqqq_am_i_doing_it_wrong/)
[+7] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: From 2014 to 2024, Ark Innovation ETF wiped out $7 billion in investor wealth, according to a March 2025 analysis by Morningstar’s analyst Amy Arnott. That made it the third-biggest wealth destroyer among mutual funds and ETFs in Arnott’s ranking. The analyst hasn’t updated her ranking.
[+7] u/BruceMee: Hard to trust all this green with nothing but bad news on Iran, Russia/Ukraine, and dwindling oil supplies. Sus.
[+7] u/rx29mw: is it me or is trading so easy these day. Red MSFT u fullport 0DTE Semis. Green MSFT u fullport 0DTE MSFT
[+7] u/Icy-Dimension2914: SNDK pisses me off. This thing is constantly pumping when I'm out of it and constantly dumping when I'm in it 😡
[+7] u/teh_herper: Markets green AF and that POS ORCL is still red lmao
[+7] u/-0x00000000: Smells like exit liquidity in here
[+7] u/Frozen_Shades: US Oil Supply below 50 days? 😂
[+7] u/eyerollingsex: *Memory isn’t that important, I’m shorting this shit*
He says, as he forgets how this went the past 5 times in his life
[+7] u/v0xb0x_: Iran loaded up on calls now they're calling for a ceasefire
[+7] u/Educational_List_390: Possible pause in strikes: Oil -30%
Trump says Iran will get erased: Oil +1%
[+7] u/aew2019: Market legitimately doesn’t care if the entire world gets blown up at this point.
[+6] u/Dunkishard: This is because of me, after holding through 70% pullback on my MU calls, I finally switched to puts
[+6] u/TakeThatBro: Messi thinking: "I should have run a little bit"
[+6] u/jasperCrow: Bers about to be in disbelief when SPY hits ATH this week.
[+6] u/iamjt: I expect nothing less than something like +2% daily this week.
Yes I'm delulu but why not.
[+6] u/jasperCrow: Bers always come out of hibernation Sunday evening and go back to sleep Monday morning.
[+6] u/jasperCrow: Bers are gunna hate what comes next
[+6] u/teh_herper: # QUICK GIMMIE SOME HIGH BETA STOCKS I CAN BUY CALLS ON
[+6] u/curling_rocks: Getting record earnings and peace deal news juicing the market 🤤
[+6] u/MilkyWayObserver: Isn’t it funny how the price of oil sharply drops just before market open
[+6] u/old_copper_kettle: We need to settle this shit with Iran the good ole fashioned way.
1v1 quickscopes only on Rust
[+6] u/MathematicianVivid1: Don’t want to be THAT girl but bers fked
[+6] u/_Netgirth: All green but MSFT, feels like coming home
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: All of you who didn’t buy the dip… omg
[+6] u/MagJack: and just like that everyone switching to calls
[+5] u/BFox1982: If you're autistic, you have to like Weezer. I don't make the rules.
[+5] u/Pete26l96: If any govt agency is monitoring me, just know all my posts and comments are satire 🙏
[+5] u/bye_stander: Wow, market so green
Did we win the war or something
[+5] u/CharacterPublic6538: So Bers are fukt? (I am ber )
[+5] u/CalRippedken: To those who said is never make something of my life, I'm now the 8th richest person in the world at the WSB casino.
Later peasants
[+5] u/CD274: TOP IRANIAN OFFICIAL GHALIBAF : AMERICANS KEEP BRINGING NEW MILITARY EQUIPMENT TO THE REGION AND CLAIM THEY'RE AFTER STOPPING THE WAR. THEY'VE BET ON OUR INTELLIGENCE BEING AS BRIEF AS THEIR OWN IQ
😂
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: Trump has mastered the war that never happens for financial markets
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: Ah yes
Another fake premarket pump
Then flush down the drain during the day
[+5] u/_rockthemike: Imagine if people here just bought long dated LEAPS call options on great stocks when they were down. Then doubled down if prices dropped/ took profits when they were up. Youd all be rich
[+5] u/Ok-Nose29: I can't believe this mf is trying to do a growth spending infrastructure buildout at the same time as supporting 2 wars that are destroying oil facilities
[+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Earnings pump is happening now, congrats to weekend call holders
[+5] u/LostMyMag: I like how they repeat the same news 4 hours apart and oil drop both times
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Believe it or not, tops in boiz.
[+5] u/PhysicsExciting6325: another pump today with a taco tweet
[+5] u/poopy_wizard132: Maybe it is time to freak the fuck out and sell everything.
[+5] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: Death, taxes, a Monday morning TACO tweet.
[+5] u/RoyalFail6: Can MRVL hit a trilly? Kinda stuck at 310 🙈
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: I bought HELLA calls
[+5] u/Deadecigs: Woke up at 3am looked at ES then took a piss and placed a spx call @9.00 came back and I cashed out at 11.40 then went back to bed. Fuck ny session
[+5] u/PhatBonerMan: Is this gonna be the first Green Day for Spcx in like two weeks?
[+5] u/Starkfault: Rotation back into my port?
[+23] u/SavorySushi88: Spain but the s is silent
[+23] u/hunterdelarm: https://preview.redd.it/xba6tngqldeh1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=2bec75d3ca545c3e659e13cf2f13589c4c960f53
get ready bols
[+22] u/I-paint-sometimes: never use a stop loss, the naked man fears no pick pocket
[+19] u/Street-Badger: So if I understand correctly we are going to have a new peace plan pump every Monday 07:00 for the next 20+ years?
[+18] u/YoDooley: Made a quick $17k this morning before open.
No more trades for the week, see you guys next Monday!
[+18] u/dfivetf: im starting to think this 🥭 guy isn't as smart as everyone says he is
[+18] u/ComfortablePiglet842: I feel like today is one of thoae days where everyone is excited for the market to open but by the end of the day a lot of people feel betrayed, blindsided and confused as to how they let themselves lose that much money.
[+16] u/AsianSpicoli: Absolutrly insane watching oil go down $4 with these heinous headlines lol
[+15] u/squibius: The news isnt that "Iran has asked for a 10day ceasefire" its "mediators have proposed a 10day ceasefire".
As in, Pakistan just said "hey guys, what are the thoughts on a ceasefire" and axios reported it as a new deal
[+14] u/Moepenmoes: Sold low last week, rebuying high again now 😎
[+13] u/External_Antelope357: Despite all the fuckups how can market believe 🥭 Lmao.
[+12] u/Shoty6966-_-: Nothing some peacefire missiles can’t fix
[+12] u/kryptonyk: BEGGING literally BEGGING for a ceasefire
[+12] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: up 8% NICE, now i just need a small pamp of 62% to go back to ath
[+12] u/Chance-Albatross7809: Yemeni armed forces have announced a ban on maritime traffic for Saudi Arabia, based on the principle of "blockade in exchange for blockade"
are we gonna get a chain reaction of blockades now
[+12] u/whitehypeman: Finally, we never have to hear about soccer again. Calls on life
[+11] u/PenguinOfB00m: What a bizarre market!
[+11] u/Boheed: lmaaaoooooo new peace talks announced
[+11] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Iran already rejected you dum fuck
[+10] u/SoloOutdoor: Im pretty much of the mindset that nothing is that interesting anymore.
[+10] u/Successful-End7689: Congrats to the new UK Prime Minister, your 10-day contract starts now 😂
[+10] u/A_Chair_Bear: Houthis: And I started blasting
[+10] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: The pre market moves so fast that half these comments are bull is fuk and ber is fuk not even 2 minutes apart
[+10] u/Federal-Watch: Bols with concepts of gains 😂
[+10] u/jerome-yellen: Just buy Calls every Monday, sell Thursday, wait for the Friday exercise, Bombs will fall over the weekend, peace deal will be announced Monday, full port Calls again, rinse and repeat, easy AF
[+10] u/Chance-Albatross7809: MEDIATORS HAVE PROPOSED
[+9] u/Replacedbyrobots88: WSB predicting dump later therefore calls
[+9] u/Illustrious_Job1951: I dont get the no politics rule, why are the mods trying to suppress our discussion of the empire vs the alliance?
[+9] u/twostroke1: I always put “highly dissatisfied” in those company surveys on the question about being happy with pay and benefits, even though I’m highly satisfied with what they pay me.
That way they think people are upset and will continue to pay more each year.
4d chess move.
[+9] u/SoloOutdoor: All these wallstreet cucks should have to start their day same time as everyone else.
930, ridiculous
[+9] u/Boraximus: Same freaking pattern everyday
Open high in low volume so retail fomo to buy the dip
Once there are in at a good price start dumping
[+9] u/zg44: KOSPI down 30% in 20 sessions.
[+9] u/LookingForEasyStreet: this premarket smells an awful lot like the last 4 Monday premarkets
[+9] u/trsx5: Oil moving up and down $5 in 12 hours. Totally normal. Totally stabile.
[+9] u/dfivetf: never trade without post nut clarity is warren's secret
[+9] u/user_nombre_: Oh so bankruptcy IS HIS STRATEGY
[+9] u/WordsHappenedHere: I’m looking forward to the day when semis all stop moving together. They are not all created equally.
[+9] u/ja-wick007: Let’s turn off our phones ready set go
[+8] u/vwboyaf1: Oh, are we making money today? I should wear a clean shirt then.
[+8] u/Snowman33001: Bers, do you need me to call you a wahmbulance?
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: Ahhh back to the pumping on potential talks as if the previous ones worked 😂
This is the most retarded, goal post moving contradictory market ever
[+8] u/Own-Recipe5908: Watching algos react to headline sentiment and then humans come in and slowly reverse it as the actual meaning is digested is always interesting.
[+8] u/No-Improvement3164: All this market is anymore is a dump in March/April and dead by May. Seriously. Who’s running this madness
[+8] u/carrollart: Look in the bright side , if there is a ground invasion at least our young American troops
Will know who the enemy is. Anyone who looks like a piece of broccoli is on your team
[+8] u/slinnyknockets: Of course it pumps premarket, then I try to buy in Monday morning and it’s a bull trap.
[+8] u/WordsHappenedHere: There is a bubble on people calling for bubbles.
There will never be any bubble as long as people are scared there is one. The market is much more efficient than it was in 2008 or 1999. It’s very efficient at just going sideways for months instead of crashing.
[+8] u/ateranol: Mango at the award ceremony is the defintion of second hand embarassement
[+8] u/Significant_Speed854: Joe Kernan is so dumb and annoying
[+8] u/DrSenorChuckles: The beatings will continue until morale improves
[+7] u/Mrsir300: Oil bulls were praying for minorities to pay $9 /gallon at the tank. SADDDDD!!!
[+7] u/TheYearGuesser: Its all going to be fine guys. We're all going to be rich again.
[+7] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: “Mediators” lmao now some amorphous group of people is moving the market
[+7] u/Sir_GooseG: The funny thing about this market is it's way safer to buy options than stock right now.
This is not a market for long term trading.
[+7] u/IXI_Bman: All these pumps AH and nothing happens during intra day is a little bit to much. What a fantastic market all AH every single day. Ya not buying this low volume mickey mouse pump.
[+7] u/Candid_Payment_4094: Rugpull lmao. I knew it
[+7] u/GainzandPumpz: Houthis announced they are blockading the other strait. Finally a new story line instead of another sequel
[+7] u/squibius: Wow, they are really pushing this 10 day ceasefire BS.
Im going to call myself a mediator and send news to axios myself. Carpe my diem if you will.
[+7] u/NarcissticNarwhal: Houthi fuck are they?
[+7] u/Silver_Fan_6086: Iran's pres is saying they are at a "full scale war" with the US. Proceed with caution today boys
[+7] u/kwatof33: I think the crash game just crashed lmao 💥
[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: You ever reading shit on here and thinking, this mother fucker must be unemployed right
[+7] u/kwarknagel: Some of you bears are alright, don't come to the market open today
[+7] u/Boring_Ad7277: qqq green, msft red, the classic.
[+7] u/visionarymind: Wait, there are people who DIDN’T sell every share of ORCL above $200❓
I’m not nearly regarded enough to be here I guess
[+7] u/Own-Recipe5908: Nah, stupider, a headline saying mediators have suggested another ceasefire. Which is probably just pakistan saying "Maybe you guys should ceasefire?"
[+6] u/PopularCut4124: The blatant manipulation and insider trading are close to curing my gambling addiction. It’s just too much effort to care about a fake market in a fascist he’ll hole. Let it all burn
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Dying to save $1/barrel on oil is an awful way to go
[+6] u/Fantastic_Smoke9501: Lesson 101 - the market always gives you a second chance during a free fall. Know when to leave greed and step out.
[+6] u/Mud_Hat41: Im a ber. And I hate money
[+6] u/ThanksDependent1001: I want to say this pump is fake since the market does the exact opposite, so still thinking we dump at open. However, inverse SPY (MSFT) is red so calls it is.
[+6] u/PhoKingWild: SPCX launch tonite, if it blows up or aborts, stock goes down. If it’s a good launch it goes up for a day or two then goes back down like it’s supposed to.
[+6] u/I-paint-sometimes: "The Houthis have announced an immediate ban on Saudi maritime navigation." rip oil shorts [https://x.com/Osint613/status/2079175905046331859](https://x.com/Osint613/status/2079175905046331859) and i doubt this will just apply to Saudi ships they used the same excuse in 2023 but instead of Saudi they only banned "Israeli ships" and used that as a excuse to shoot missiles at every single ship that came into range.
[+6] u/jerome-yellen: US President Donald Trump posted a poll on Truth Social on Monday showing majority support for his administration's peace deal with Iran.
The image, from polling firm Big Data Poll, showed 60.4% of registered voters and 62.2% of likely voters supporting the agreement to end the Iran war, with about one-quarter opposed.
According to the poll, the deal reopens the Strait of Hormuz without tolls, begins a 60-day negotiation period on Iran's nuclear program and sanctions relief, and says Iran "shall not procure or develop nuclear weapons."
Trump did not add any comment to the post.
[+6] u/chainerection: Its another one of those days where the MM decided that bad news is not good news.
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: Oh well nice while it lasted, back to the regularly scheduled dumping
[+6] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: Are the houthis retarded?
[+6] u/Chance-Albatross7809: oil went from +3% to -2% back to green +0.01% in 12 hours
[+6] u/Emotional-Teach1191: Houthis closing the red sea to Saudis
🌈 Bears win
World is fucked.
[+6] u/where_r_wegoing: Sold iren Friday morning so it pops today....ur all welcome
[+6] u/Shoty6966-_-: All MU does is go up and to the right on green days
[+6] u/mysuruhuduga: Bears in complete panic
[+6] u/enc-nyc: I took a sleep pill yesterday around 6pm and my brain is still acting like it's mashed potatoes
[+6] u/I-paint-sometimes: annnnnddd oils green
[+6] u/Sad_Firefighter7125: I believe this week will be different!!
[+6] u/green4543: I think my gf wants to break up calls it is
[+6] u/QueenAlicat: Lesson learned… don’t buy expensive calls on a Friday…. They’re itm and still I’m negative lol
[+6] u/Boraximus: 🧙🔮 i sense a macro headline driven bloodbath later today
[+6] u/unarmed_fish: MAX PAIN TODAY I CANT WAIT
[+6] u/GoomyIsGodTier: Why green? Cheesefire announced?
[+6] u/WarEaglePrime: I feel like this is a trap. Probably means it’s ripping all day
[+6] u/amplaoumplasD: Why? It's legit cheap at 35. Buying at 30s is legit free money. It has bounced from these levels 5 times.
[+5] u/Public_Ideal84: Some of you bers are alright..
[+5] u/FartPolluter: Have to say im kinda tempted by the stock that must not be named, but there could be a fair amount of dilution in their battle for eBay.
[+5] u/kwarknagel: Bears? *This* is the black Monday you were prophesying all weekend?
[+5] u/WITCH2FAANG: How are memory bols feeling today?
[+5] u/RevisedPerspective: Just did the math, not including my mortgage, I need 91k to pay off all debt and the capital gains tax from winning that much. I got 2400 loaded up. Anyone got a 40 bagger for me lol
[+5] u/lithe_silhouette: Anyone else getting ads on testing for autism while browsing wsb
[+5] u/Remote-Ranger-7721: If my portfolio does 5% a day for the next week maybe we will be break even
[+5] u/enc-nyc: So, uppies today, huh?
[+5] u/zlordbeats: anyone successfully managed to get disability money for AUTISM here? kinda sick of this 9 to 5 grind if i can just collect free money
[+5] u/visionarymind: & I know WEN👩🦰 that Hotline Bling
That can only mean ☝️ thing (margin’s calling)
[+5] u/Yuri_CPL: scalped 500 bucks in pre market what a time
[+5] u/GainzandPumpz: Getting mixed headlines . US preparing for a wider escalation to the war. And Iran doing the 10 day ceasefire.
My oil longs are confused
[+5] u/AntiOriginalUsername: Feels like a morning pump to catch people with fomo and mid day dump.
[+5] u/MuellMichDoNichtVoll: Tis so fucking boring. Is it too much to ask that a debt crisis ensues and the party stops and Michael Saylor goes broke while Live on CNBC trying to pump his scheme. Jesus
[+5] u/arbitraryBlue: Computa, let the homies have a good day
[+5] u/OkAlternative7705: Uh no were bers wrong again?
[+5] u/RagingBearBull: The bab-el-mandev thing is closed to the saudis.
This is obviously bearish for oil prices!!
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: I only listen to my financial advisor Axios
[+5] u/CUbuffGuy: Surely top officials of Houthis and these other groups leverage to the tits on 0dte puts before their announcements to fund their shit?
I’m sure we have forensic financial experts on it, but I can’t help but feel with how much of a cluster fuck the market is that nobody actually gets caught.
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: amc about to moon even more
[+5] u/I-paint-sometimes: some hedgie with a 10 million dollar setup just got stopped out by some Yemeni kid with a satellite phone RIP
[+5] u/InitialPsychology731: Microslop fucks me from behind once more
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Is it me or is LinkedIn a platform for pretenders? Yuck
[+5] u/astromouse2024: I think I’ll wait another week before jumping back into options
[+5] u/diego_tomato: finally a green day
[+5] u/e30jawn: Give peace a chance bears
[+5] u/arbitraryBlue: MSFT is red so the market is safe for today
[+5] u/Thotmas01: There will be no oil at this rate but my 401k is loving it so I guess I don’t really mind
[+5] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: just wondering if data center and memory reached bottom or if whales gonna keep pushing them down. opening will be interesting, they will go back to ath obviously, just wondering when
[+5] u/trsx5: 7am: Rubio from the ropes
8am: Houthis in with the chair
9am: ???
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: I'm having a morning espresso, cheers gents
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: Feels like one of those days where they let it run for a good couple of hours then drop an intraday reversal candle and give it all back
[+5] u/ateranol: MU bounce after such a selloff is too weak. The dump shall continue.
[+5] u/MonoFORTIGA: Please Netflix, no red today. PLEASE.
[+5] u/Xx360StalinScopedxX: Nasdaq up half a percent and oil down. It’s over for bears
[+5] u/Yogashi: Everythings back to normal. Msft shitting the bed while everything else is green
[+5] u/ck_zaza: Haven't seen this much green for awhile. It's blinding
[+5] u/jonneh: The 🥭 administration is reportedly considering stricter rules on Chinese AI models after the launch of Moonshot AI’s Kimi K3.
We’re probably heading toward sovereign AI except Gyna will just steal the best the US has to offer and call it “open”
[+5] u/lithe_silhouette: Intel will pump pre earnings
[+5] u/GurHot8359: professional traders probably got the news early of the ceasefire through LSEG Workspace, retail traders got the info at 7:44 through reuters
[+5] u/QuantrixQuintrix: can you feel retarded if you are retarded?
[+5] u/Boraximus: this shit has 0 volume
[+5] u/DrSenorChuckles: The trend is your friend, down we go. Red by 945am
[+5] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: SPY swings makes me nervous, probably going to dumb till GOOG earnings
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Just chill mayne. I am gonna buy voo today
[+5] u/United-Dot-2814: Microsoft holding the entire market up with its giant red dildo.
[+5] u/Upset-Motor-2602: and the low T orange regard is a brilliant tactician.
[+5] u/Relative-Parfait-385: You taking a shit at 7am?
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: this is just typical behavior for them. people panic selling stuff like mu under 800 or sndk under 1400 have a room temp IQ
[+5] u/visionarymind: Love prevailed over ®️acism this year, bad ending confirmed
[+19] u/Professional-Bag155: In case people haven’t realized why MSFT is dropping. Their primary business is shipping oil through the strait of Hormuz
[+16] u/king_of_all_retards: https://preview.redd.it/wn70k7rfzdeh1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=ce4620c1ed264ee338c224e1f97365b9423e495b
Remember what I said yesterday
[+13] u/Em-G: huge dump at open this time
[+12] u/Mission_Ad_6234: I need a coffee. I can’t handle these fake “good mornings”
[+12] u/EscapeHistorical178: https://preview.redd.it/75133jgjydeh1.jpeg?width=879&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b2147145712013fca073c2f975afe66ae514207
[+11] u/tiny_toof: we have diarrhea lettuce and toxic air.. please... let the stocks go up. I need this.
[+11] u/longGERN: Orange trying to get into the picture is just fucking insane 😂
[+11] u/SigTauDan: There are people who bought SpaceX at $200 in here
[+10] u/ThaddeusJP: It's getting to the point where I'm waiting for Iran to basically tell the United States to fuck off and they'll just deal with the next president in January of 2029
[+10] u/guzzledglizzy: I am, how you say in America, broke af
[+10] u/Merkelli: Why would I pay a pension advisor \~2% in annual fees so they can target a measly “safe” 7% growth each year until retirement when I can just put my entire life savings into calls/puts on a coin flip and get that growth in 10 mins? Are they dumb?
[+10] u/mardigrasmoker: Trump not gonna let eyeran taco better than him. Sorry bers.
[+9] u/No_Stand5622: I don't know war also has hydration break
[+9] u/fantabulouz: FAKE PUMP BOLS BEWARE
[+8] u/LostMallDoll: Stagflation plus an oil crisis. Is disco coming back next?
[+8] u/i_goon_to_tomboys___: yes, I didn't "buy the dip"
i just never even sold in the first place
[+8] u/LittleShiro11: You're telling me $HUT isn't pizza hut?
[+8] u/pain474: Thank god MSFT is red, I was starting to get worried.
[+8] u/Bravadette: Just started watching the new season of Silo... Completely forgot it was about Iranian bombs 💀
Uncanny. Suspect, even.
[+8] u/NoSenseMakes: been way too long since we had peace. glad to hear it’s close
[+8] u/Metacog_Drivel: you picked the wrong shitco, pal
[+7] u/Powerful-Reaction607: This market is fake and gay
[+7] u/061826heart: To the girl at the Tiki bar near me with the leg tat, call me.
[+7] u/goofy-boots: nothing ever fucking works anymore. the amount of technical troubleshooting i have to do everyday justto exist is actually insane. NOTHING works. QA is gone.
[+7] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: now all of a sudden, memory isnt dead, and there's no AI bubble?
[+7] u/Metacog_Drivel: Cramer negative on AI stocks...good bottom indicator
[+7] u/MagicMoon: I'm nervous for the open today. Can someone hold my wiener to calm me down?
[+7] u/tommyboy441: Please back to $400 MSFT
[+7] u/solidsneeze: oh shit the Houthis got approved to trade options
[+7] u/Sengle473: lol 🥭 getting edited out of Spain World Cup celebration is another level of embarrassment.
[+7] u/Redseminole: Houthis just announced blockade of Saudi Arabia
[+7] u/Any_Life_6178: This week's "collective narrative": Memory is the new crypto and American AI is dead
[+7] u/elpresidentedeljunta: Is this "reality" in the room with us now?
[+7] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Everyone is eating domino's and going to the movies again.
[+6] u/cryptohorn: Pvt. Isabella Gonzales, 19, of North Texas, and 1st Lt. Tyler James Feehan, 25, of Hawaii, were killed during Iranian missile and drone strikes in Jordan
[+6] u/iiGoodVibesii: Cash Gang is chillllllllinggg
[+6] u/account-names: Not kidding - I had an early morning dream that ASTS went to 80 today (from 58). What do we make of it?
ASTS bankrupt today or keep holding?
[+6] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: The market showed signs of recovery on Friday, but half of this sub decided to turn bearish. deserved loss tbh
[+6] u/TheGodDavidLoPan: ...there was another strait to block?
[+6] u/mousepop321: My mom says I have a gambling addiction 🙄
[+6] u/Life-Trade-6514: ahh finally my favorite day of the week Monday. Not working if you do what you love.
[+6] u/Muted-South4737: Houthis learned to do market manipulation
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: Memory for the love of god hold the line
[+6] u/StophJS: AI TRADE BACK ON Y'ALL WE MADE IT THROUGH THE WHOLE TWO DAY BEAR MARKET IT WAS HARD GOING BUT WE ARE STRONG
[+6] u/ThatGuyDan123: No lube for ber lmao
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: LMAOOO BRO GOT FUKEN ERASED FROM THE SPAIN CELEBRATION PICS LMAOOOO HAHAHA FUKEN CLOWN
[+6] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: make me rich M.U <3
[+6] u/sonofalando: Market is somehow 🌈 and bullish at the same time
[+5] u/Kurdwadat: now everybody gets a naval blockade
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: It's just the largest disruption of global energy supply in history. Nothing to panic about.
[+5] u/kerrykingzgo-T: Gripping the rug today, let me keep my $83!!
[+5] u/tommyboy441: Come on MSFT get your head out of your a$$
[+5] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: My wife's boyfriend said he will be very angry and bring out the belt if I go ber again.
Sorry.
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: take the poop and the shower, that's brisk baby
[+5] u/ziggyho: It’s a new week. Panic buy memory you crazy bastards
[+5] u/Aggravating_Part8610: Market going to rip today. War is great
[+5] u/ftp67: Why is the INTC bearish outside of things dropping during earnings...?
I see mention of a big swing and nearly everyone here on the bearish end of it. Yet im seeing their competitors stock, im seeing the news, im seeing their news be bullish
Someone tell me cause what im hinting at is throwing the WHOLE BANK ROLL
[+5] u/LeDoohickey: Just need TSLA to rise by a mere 102 dollars per share in order for me to get my life savings back.
[+5] u/patmccock86: Cramer out on tech completely
[+5] u/Friendly_Cockroach62: As soon as I touch Microsoft it jumps off a cliff
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: HOW THE FUCK IS QQQ UP BIGLY WHEN MOST UNDERLYING IS JUST RED 🤬🤬 this is why I hate memory stocks.
[+5] u/Lopez0889: Believe in Cramer. He said we goin up, my dudes
[+5] u/Retardation-Syndrome: Time to buy DRAM LEAPS I guess
[+5] u/grimandnordic1: Houthiriously can even trade this bullshit
[+5] u/Particular-Cake-6430: Two factor authentication has gone too far. Why do I need to do this to pay my utility bill?
[+5] u/SxeySteve: Hynix was -4% in Korea today, but +5% in US premarket? 🤔
[+5] u/Allout-Okarun: Almost full ported AMD last Friday, fuck my asssssss
[+5] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: dont suck me in again if you are buying memory keep it at least for 24 hours, thanks
[+5] u/Metacog_Drivel: The bears that remain in space/AI trades are about to get their asses demolished.
[+5] u/DavidMiller987: I've lost all my money. I should leave this damned casino
[+5] u/Scarfaceb1tch: Alright Mu time to rug about now
[+5] u/Late_Company6926: When you have an ev and solar panels you just feel more independent and altruistic
[+5] u/Sow_40: Are you guys gonna rug pull us europoors? This is the last chance if we have a rug pull today you will never get a green pre market again!!
[+5] u/hkc101010: If you’ve ever used a laptop with low RAM you’ll know how indispensable memory is
[+5] u/LimeJuixe: When I see the HUT ticker up 15% why do I assume it’s Pizza Hut
[+5] u/InquisitorCreanBean: some annoying, delusional regards in this sub
[+5] u/Altair82: mem bers put holders rolling out of bed right now seeing MSFT red putting their ball gag in ready for another day
[+5] u/PatrickSebast: The reaction to AI by many millennials is a pretty solid mirror for when their boomer parents couldn't figure out computers/the internet. The most obvious case of a fully functional tool that will only become better with time.
"I don't want to buy games with AI assets or AI generated content" - It's going to be almost everything bud
"I refuse to watch films/read books that used AI" - sorry major portions of new creative content will use AI and you won't always know.
"I can't trust this AI answer" - sure but AI probably did a better job than the majority of people can clicking through a bunch of Google search results.
It's an amazing revolutionary tool. Just adapt you middle aged fucks.
[+5] u/ManBearPig_1983: Enjoy it. One day you will not.
[+5] u/cheweyy: They are memory experts now
[+14] u/Metal-Water: Lmao I failed in every aspect of life and I thought trading would be different. 💔😂
[+12] u/antelope591: WSB was right about spacex being the biggest scam in market history...dont wanna hear no one say wsb is always wrong again
[+11] u/Thisispaartaaa: Where is Donaldino Pumperino when you need him? My port has been fucking decimated these past 3 weeks
[+11] u/M13alint: 1. Pick a direction
2. Invest more than you can afford to lose
3. Make remark about life being unfair
4. Repeat
[+11] u/Spooky_Mulder27: Man it only took 28 minutes for bolz to go silent.
[+10] u/RoccoFb: Sorry guys a bought calls
[+10] u/LonelyPrimary9518: bol trap executed very well
[+10] u/M13alint: When you gamble sometimes you win money
What I’m doing is more like donating
[+10] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: YOU GET A BAG...YOU 🫵 GET A BAG...EVERYBODY GETS A BAG 🤗
[+9] u/Rosella2562: Another day of “waiting to make sure it’s not a trap” as I watch the markets get greener 🙂
[+9] u/cinJESUS: wasn’t mango shit talking spain and they ended up winning the world cup? lol
[+9] u/TurtlePower8803: Niiice, rug. Really ties the room together.
[+8] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: Memory back on the menu?
[+8] u/SteakEater137: Lmao one of the more blatant scam pumps Ive seen. For anyone who bought in...enjoy the dump.
[+8] u/RougarouGumbo: Sold everything and bought puts, should be a glorious V soon. You’re welcome Bols.
[+8] u/Happy-Champion1661: ORCL LMAO 🤣🤣🤣u stupid bitch fuk u
[+8] u/Metal-Water: I enter a trade it’ll stall forever. The second I close my position it goes in my favor
[+8] u/unexceptiontotherule: Daily lol @ SPCX baggies
[+8] u/M13alint: Zoom in. We’re cooked.
[+8] u/mmaisumm: Won't somebody please think of Elon Musk 😭
[+8] u/M13alint: Company: Last year we earned negative $100 million
Me: These guys have potential *invests*
[+8] u/kairepaire: Market is still due for a circuit breaker day
[+7] u/mmaisumm: SpaceSex at all time lows 😎
[+7] u/IndividualNo7155: msft is red again, the world is healing
[+7] u/imsolost3090: SPCX to 0 please and thank you
[+7] u/bigfan49: This market fucking blows
[+7] u/kairepaire: Muskfans used to pile their money into TSLA. Now they have 2 stocks to buy. Meaning TSLA has significantly reduced demand = lower price incoming.
[+7] u/AZUCSGrower: I bought msft this morning and sold it at a loss
[+7] u/wildcat1055: Sold puts too soon gang 🤡
[+7] u/Clarkk3000BC: What the hell is this market man
[+7] u/Ashamed-Second-5299: Rip the spacex employees posting $3-4m when spacex was over $200.
[+7] u/SteakEater137: Oil being red after the events of the weekend is one of the most disconnected from reality things Ive seen in the market
[+7] u/StraightLion1032: French bull dogs don’t look cute or appealing to me at all.
[+7] u/kev0795: God damn lol wtf happened
[+7] u/Quick_Lawfulness7501: Calls were NOT the play guys
[+7] u/radioslave: Even as a bear this is getting tiring to watch every day
[+7] u/BarbellPadawan: When did MSFT become a -1x inverse SPY fund?
[+7] u/Neel_Crashkari: Twisting my junk like a balloon animal rn
[+7] u/DrShrimpf: +3% is better than -3%
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: About to go red isnt it
[+6] u/BarbellPadawan: Bears are awfully quiet
[+6] u/LazyToPickMyUsername: Absolutely no selling lmao, buy calls for free money
[+6] u/PlanSeekX01: and just like that were so back
[+6] u/CamOper: Puts loaded up for the GUH
[+6] u/Professional-Tap2052: Basically people took their money out of the markets for the weekend so they can do some sports betting.
[+6] u/go-to-the-gym: The entire economy is MU
[+6] u/imsolost3090: Bols getting quiet all of a sudden... Interesting
[+6] u/zestykite: Applovin has got to be the worst name ever
[+6] u/Dry-Piece7931: sorry guys I don't understand the market, is MU a buy or what
[+6] u/-sakuranbo: Reminder that \~95% of SPCX shares remain locked
[+6] u/Combat_Proctologist: She's going down captain
[+6] u/JamesTheBadRager: It's just going to go sideway and flat all day.....
[+6] u/Regenbooggeit: NBIS just casually going from +7% to zero and back up to 3% in the span of minutes. What the fuck.
[+6] u/BarbellPadawan: Comments section is moving so fast no one will see that I plagiarised this!
[+6] u/Moist-Guava-732: # there are 3 things you can be sure of in life
1. DEATH
2. TAXES
3. STOCKS GOING DOWN AS SOON AS THE MARKET OPENS
[+6] u/upvz: unplug the market for 15 seconds and plug it back in
[+6] u/No_Current3675: micropeen staying red so i think we aight
[+6] u/potato111a: https://preview.redd.it/yaob6aub5eeh1.jpeg?width=1001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29bc95b57bc9d16799755275cf8cdeb68331a342
[+6] u/tzuica_de_mar: Why is bol losing money is he stupid
[+6] u/empty-bensen: Market fuk, MSFT hit green
[+6] u/wildcat1055: Jimothy suffers from Short Spine Syndrome.
I suffer from Short 🅱️enis Syndrome.
We are not the same.
[+6] u/ATXPibble: Mother of all Vs incoming
[+6] u/BarbellPadawan: So bearish in here for a green day.
[+6] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Theyll pump it now for most of the day as everyone loads puts dont get trapped by these scumbags
[+6] u/Jets237: so did everyone sell at open?
I didnt... bad life decisions continue
[+5] u/thrillho145: Everything green exceptionally msft. As is tradition
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: # bers r fuk
see you in 24minutes wen JS will say "bols r fuk too"
[+5] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Everyone said MU 750 today it’s going backwards what happened???
[+5] u/riverpirate2: NBIS back to 300 real fast
[+5] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Just remember the same ber in here telling you you’re an idiot for top blasting your favorite ticker is buying puts on it at the bottom. Circle of life
[+5] u/Memento_mori9608: Let’s fucking go SNDK
[+5] u/AXSXCE: HOOD just decided to walk off a cliff
[+5] u/LeBhikariLe: never doubted you GOOGL
[+5] u/AlGAdams: They must have bundled the boring company into spcx the way it is drilling
[+5] u/stock_dude9: Micron and Sandisk violently move $100 or so a day it’s insane
[+5] u/kylkartz21: How tf is oil still at $80?
[+5] u/whyshw: I’m starting to have trust issues with 0DTEs
[+5] u/vee1rot8: Guess I should’ve sold my SPCX after IPO. Lol
[+5] u/AlpacaDream7: I see AMD is reverting back to its money destroying ways
[+5] u/FrostingOk2692: Melon gonna need to up his twitter game before the first lockdown periods expire
[+5] u/JohnMaddenSysadmin: first bol to buy calls, first bol to get slaughtered
[+5] u/Ok_Apricot_6202: SPACEX TESTED POSITIVE FOR CYCLOSPORA
[+5] u/Fun_Self6505: First 15 minutes always fake and ghey
[+5] u/CharlesElwoodYeager: Also LMFAO SPCX HAHAHA
[+5] u/No-Put2311: Another day where the Monday standup saves me from fomoing in and getting rugged
[+5] u/TreeofLibertyFood: But if she just would’ve laughed normally, guys.
[+5] u/Metal-Water: Trading options made me addicted to gambling
[+5] u/_UFOctopus: Market trying to give bol hope LOL eat up bols
[+5] u/knnack: "Why can't the US wipe Iran off the playing field" - Sara Eisen
[+5] u/BarbellPadawan: If we did that, there’d be no more fake ceasefires or
peace talks.
[+5] u/MarginCalledManager: bagholders begging for 750 and they can't even get 746... LMAOOOOO
[+5] u/MarginCalledManager: imagine your entire trading thesis being "i hope orange blob tweets something good"
[+5] u/Sir_Wayne_Giggsy: SK Hymen leading the charge
[+5] u/DipSniper69: LMFAO you can't make this shit up
[+5] u/Common_Ad_3059: Dam should of bought calls on friday
[+5] u/Bapu_: SpaceX better sell those tickets to Mars soon, I need to hide from Margin, she is chasing me like crazy
[+5] u/dpatel211: Another fake pump to start the day before reality quickly set again, yay!
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Lol already a bad start for me at the start of week. Bought BA at open....
[+5] u/yomama_yodaddy: Well i got destroyed im out
[+5] u/ranorando: I missed my entry this morning because my co worker was talking my ear off -\_\_\_-
[+5] u/thrillho145: Fuck rklb honestly it
[+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: looks like a V is coming
[+5] u/laddie78: I really truly hate this market man, so fucking choppy
Mango needs to croak already
[+5] u/Ambitious-Boot-1148: MSFT green. Game over for bulls
[+5] u/hudson701: so theta chop rest of day then
[+5] u/Foremole_of_redwall: Imagine trying to do this for a living. “Oh yeah we should definitely invest. My inside source named GayButsexx tells me the earnings and guidance are going to be fantastic!”
[+5] u/steem99: wtf is the 10AM candle on SPY lol
[+5] u/Cav829: It takes actual effort for stock to be as dogshit as ORCL.
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: I am once again, asking for your support.
[+5] u/Sad-Literature-5341: You guys need to start watching more NETFLIX
[+5] u/Classic-Gear7469: Classic premarket pump, and I fall for it over and over again
[+5] u/d07wEQr5OSbWujQSIzZI: Like the judge told me, "Relax, you'll be out in 5-10 years."
[+5] u/jakeisarake: My god the dip buying is panicked!
[+5] u/chandlero69: MRAM a cock up my ass 🗣🗣😤
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: Just as gas was finally about to go below $3 where I am bruh *fuck*
[+5] u/Evdrmr: Today's horoscope
753.9 - 754.17 - ceiling is lava
750.89 - 751.17 - magnet 🧲
748 - 748.6 - concentrated support, now resistance
745.2 - 745.6 - institutional wall, today's battleground
739.5 - 740.8 - July floor. premarket seller hit this and sustained overnight
731 - 733 - late June trapped liquidity, massive insitution order sits here
716.5 - 🐻chapter 11. panik sell everything!!!! jk healthy pull back but tread lightly
[+5] u/LonelyPrimary9518: bols are getting excited for pre-market greens, bol trap
[+5] u/Latter_Smoke_3767: Is this a fake pump chat?
[+5] u/FreshMix4305: Might keep holding my puts
[+5] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Just buy the dip bro
[+5] u/gamblinproblem: I’m about to get the dreaded phone call
[+5] u/RevolutionaryPhoto24: See! The Peace President totally has this handled.
[+5] u/EntrepreneurOld7858: TSLA is such a fucking turd **LMAO**🤌
[+5] u/BlueSkysnBlueChips32: Time to upgrade from Wendy's to Jersey Mike's.... least they get to wear jeans 😎
[+5] u/SteakEater137: MSFT for fucks sake stop donating your market cap to semiconductor companies. I dont even own you but this shit is pathetic.
[+5] u/empty-bensen: He’ll get a task force on it
[+15] u/J_da_CPA: Sleepy would have taken this to 850 already 😭
[+13] u/ImpossibleForm: Literally nothing like a zyn and a starbucks double shot while full porting into 0dtes and watching your port swing +/- 30% in the morning to get you ready for your job in corporate America. **THIS** is podracing
[+13] u/shaa1034: Your calls are fucked your puts are fucked .
[+12] u/maplessbastard: This price action is kooky asf
[+12] u/MoneyBadger14: So fun watching my options bounce between +10% and -10%. I might have to actually do my job today
[+11] u/Abe2025: Oh please just skip all this fake green and get to the dumping already
[+11] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Woo I made 1900 with 5k lmao
[+10] u/avsfan0829: JUST IN: 'BIG SHORT' INVESTOR MICHAEL BURRY SAYS 95% OF INVESTORS HAVE "NO IDEA WHAT THEY REALLY OWN."
Jokes on him. I know what I own is hot garbage
[+10] u/BlueDAuvergne: Fat chicks : "Hey we love being fat. We dont even want to be thin. This is beautiful ok and you should accept us"
Medicine comes out that makes you skinny with zero effort
"Ok we are skinny now"
[+10] u/gimmebadvibes: You ever forget you have 0 dte open and then get absolutely wrecked? Whoops
[+10] u/pussinbuuts: bear trap into bull trap into bear trap into bull trap
[+9] u/Benromaniac: Space X lol most overinflated wealth worship stock. Love to see it tank. Elmo mazi phedo kunt!!!
[+9] u/maplessbastard: Idk how yall boys be doing 0DTE, I lost $40 off theta and the price moved in my direction. Never doing 0DTE again
[+9] u/weewoowewoooo: This market has been straight dog shit for over a month now lmfao
[+9] u/Possible-Mobile-6309: For the past two weeks I feel the play as been buying 0DTE puts 5 mins after open and closing them 30 mins later.
[+9] u/chummyfum: Jersey mikes going public is this a recession indicator
[+9] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Market been dog shit since they got rid of PDT
[+9] u/AlmostAsianJim: If my portfolio was a movie, it'd be Journey To The Center of The Earth.
[+8] u/fuck_zebster: Msft is green so that means every other stock is going to dump .
[+8] u/ResultMurky8153: Today’s not the day gtfo while you can !
[+8] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: After WEEKS of terrible dumping we still get one fucking green recovery day, just a pathetic pump that is desperately trying to fade to red because MM’s refuse to allow anything to rise. Scamming con artists
[+8] u/Abe2025: Pathetic stock market. Rigged.
[+8] u/Dapper-Hat-6523: 4.5k day on qqq puts, see you guys tomorrow
[+8] u/Chef_Royardee: US LETTUCE RESERVES ONLY HAVE 42 DAYS LEFT
[+8] u/carcotasu081: My port went from - 21% to - 19% 👌👍👌👌👍👍
[+8] u/Time_Independence355: 10y is at 4.6 and you bullish? lmao
[+8] u/kumako10: I'm not greedy. I just want to break even
[+8] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Jersey Mike’s IPO lmfao
[+8] u/MoneyBadger14: Bears and bulls fucked today
[+8] u/Ervii: just send SPY under $740 already my god
[+8] u/SubduedWeed: Why wasn't Danny devito in the odyssey?
[+8] u/soscribbly: Jersey Mikes subs IPO 🤣🤣🤣
[+8] u/-user222: took the screenshot and not the profit in SMCI
[+7] u/Imaginary_Citron7047: https://preview.redd.it/8mx4troadeeh1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b013f8e2c86140daa8878638bc07340cd5c4b5a
[+7] u/luchinocappuccino: Remember to bet only up to your personal risk tolerance
[+7] u/Capital-Pineapple961: MSFT up, cannot be good
[+7] u/Koki4kok: Maaaane fuck this market maaaane, slow ass scam. Its ded
[+7] u/Czyzzle: Gates of Hell opening up or nah?
[+7] u/nordik1: another nothingness day
joy
[+7] u/RichAdults: V in the afternoon to intra day highs, we taco tomorrow and hit aths same day
[+7] u/BakasanaB: We have been bearboozled.
[+7] u/Diguojigood: at this rate we should just hit the actual casino - might have better luck there, at least it doesn't theta fuck you all the time
[+7] u/Sick0h: In a rational market, today would be a +3% day for SPY.
[+7] u/Berto_: Don't feed the bears.
[+6] u/1moreloser: GF bets $1.50 on the slots and hits for $10k I bet $10k and hit for $1.50. Jokes on her though she has to pay taxes.
[+6] u/w8w8dont: Shitty ass market can't hold gains for shit
[+6] u/killainvest: Who got trapped???? This guy, that’s who?
[+6] u/patricktu1258: We are just as lame as korean
[+6] u/Dust-Sea: I wish there was a subreddit where the Koreans and Americans memory holders could cuss each other out.
[+6] u/Sick0h: Puts apparently are just infinite money now
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: Nolan’s Odyssey was peak.
[+6] u/IveLurkedWSB2long: Someone remind me how to get rich again
[+6] u/Powerful_Mission_655: Market shaking everyone out
[+6] u/Ok_Ask_3972: MU is just going to chop down to 0,3% isnt it
[+6] u/j_b_1983: MRVL is making a run!!!!
[+6] u/vermilli21: To play TSLA Earnings or not…Im 2/2 already with earnings season
[+6] u/palmtreeforeveryone: at this rate orcl is going to end the day -50%
[+6] u/Seymour_asis501: Who’s ready to lose some money on jerseys mikes
[+6] u/bruhyerpantsaredown: Market wants to dump and pump at the same time
[+6] u/CriticalAnt2057: RH Options simulator is straight ass
[+6] u/CheekHot8138: As someone who actually enjoyed Jersey Mikes subs, I just know their quality is going to go to absolute shit now that they're public
[+6] u/Imaginary_Citron7047: Jersey Mike Sub store coming to IPO , yay
[+6] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Back in June I thought QQQ $745c 7/24 would hit LOL
[+6] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Remember.. Taco tuesday is tomorrow.. your calls might live to fight another day.
[+6] u/Deep-Discussion-6947: JMKE IPO is going to save the economy
[+6] u/LegitimateShameHands: When will NFLX file for bankruptcy?
[+6] u/Cyee05: Berrorists bout to be pump faked
[+6] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Jersey Mikes IPO. For every share you buy they will give you a piece of free meat
[+6] u/Snoo23417: Am I the only one feeling like this is a house of cards and it's starting to wobble?
I don't want to be doomer but fuck.
[+6] u/Public_Day_4996: It really is odd that oil isn't higher.
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Google releasing all of its good headlines before earnings to try to cushion that MASSIVE capex guidance
[+5] u/OlimacTV: It's time for the V.
[+5] u/domki366: it's a "fuck you, everyone loses" day
[+5] u/AdFluffy5869: The market is getting progressively gayer 742 here we come
[+5] u/dabblesest: I will never forgive SPY for this injustice if we go red…
[+5] u/Czyzzle: I just came here to say I'm a paper handed lil bitch.
[+5] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: its always the Americans dumping
[+5] u/wow247897: Fully convinced Oracle is being run by a group of inbreds in the Arkansas wilderness
[+5] u/vermilli21: All the bulls aggressively downvoting
[+5] u/lhbruen: My 07/24 $77 DRAM calls are already worthless
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #What a shitty ass day LMAO🤌
[+5] u/Potential-Yak9293: What regard is buying spcx?
[+5] u/Scamazzed: Fuck you oraljizz, worst stock ever
[+5] u/kuklistyle: you can only sit and laugh at this manipulated ponzi, same script every week
[+5] u/Dust-Sea: OMG that ORCL chart is damn ugly.
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: The price action on memory and storage right now is disgusting
[+5] u/Orin_n: Short whatever you wanted to long and close the app till November type market
[+5] u/SpeedilyStable: Jersey Mike’s is gonna save the stock makret
[+5] u/ImJoeontheradio: The oil subreddit has become an Iranian propaganda site.
[+5] u/JPM1216: I need to watch these first 30 mins… is this fake
[+5] u/Technical_Two_99: Gentlemen’s and regards, are we buying calls today?
[+5] u/Jbuds09: Microsoft down all others green. All is right in the world.
[+5] u/jayxmor: how many peace deals are we gonna get!? LMAO
[+5] u/spurkulator: need SPY to dump to 740 so I can sell these dumb puts and then skyrocket to 760 once I buy calls. Is that too much to ask for?
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: MSFT is truly one of the most retarded stock
[+5] u/bshaman1993: Is such a bubble even the jersey mike boys are cashing out
[+5] u/WishboneMajor7915: Think I successfully bought puts at the bottom. Needed a loser!
[+5] u/ihopethisworksfornow: “Due to unexpected capacity restraints, Claude is unable to respond to your message.”
Claude you fucking slut how could you
[+5] u/Sick0h: Imagine being a cuck retard and being invested in anything other than lettuce futures lmao
[+5] u/AfraidAnalyst: Freak the fuck out and buy everything
[+5] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: You genuinely can’t tell me spy isn’t about to collapse soon
[+5] u/Clearsky_Beyond: Charts and technical analysis don't matter.
An individual's perspective and intuition account for about 80% of the importance.
Only allowed to either enter casino or hold onto your cash.
Hodl stocks for long term is a entrance to become a bagholder.
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: Imagine how pleasant I felt when I opened my port to see I had held my positions over the weekend
[+5] u/spwath: What news did I miss causing spy to pump and oil to unpump?
[+5] u/bearwithme23: my toddler learned the word 'dollar' today. is it too early to get her a gambling account going?
[+5] u/Radiant_Lime9046: So I just bought MU calls
[+5] u/cow_grass: I guess my google $360 calls gonna expire worthless. Oh well.
[+5] u/jraiv420: Buy the dip wait for taco Tuesday 🌮
[+5] u/ai___________: If you don’t buy ORCL now you’ll never see it above 120 again
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: On my 2nd poop already today
[+5] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: great green candle screaming “don’t touch me!”
[+5] u/Whole_Tea_4383: im not trusting this memory pump.
I have PTSD from last friday
[+5] u/dabblesest: We’re not going red bers and I will be writing bers thot in like 4 hours
Wait, it’s my turn to write bers thot right?
[+5] u/haroldped1: So, is this her way of saying the bed is off-limits to you?
[+16] u/Isometric_exercises: Half of reddit posts are bots. This place is becoming meaningless.
[+12] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Last year only 16% of US adults read a book. 57% placed a sports bet.
You have no fucking excuse for not getting rich in America over the next ten years. These people literally cannot think straight. You should be running circles around them.
[+11] u/Far-Requirement9180: Wtf is this , a pump for ants ?
[+11] u/arolloftide: Got $156 left. Still in the game
[+11] u/Icommandyou: War talks going well, Iran buying semiconductors soon
[+10] u/JAntaresN: Made 40 dollars today. Think i can afford coffee?
[+10] u/Infinite-Anybody204: “Fake pump” he says with tears in his eyes. God ber is dumb
[+9] u/AlasKansastan: I seriously think Vegas is just as viable for retirement at this point.
[+9] u/thegx7: Born again bear here. Let's dump it
[+9] u/Aggressive-Pizza-716: me looking at my sndk go from -42% to -38%
[+9] u/youdirtyhoe: The powers that be realized that leveraged etf’s are the only way a broke person can get ahead in the market without just pure gambling and they hate that concept. Absolutely despise the idea of a pleb winning at there game.
Thats why theres such a big media push to shut them down or at least “heavily regulate” them. And no it’s not what just happened in asia, thats just the excuse they’ve been waiting for as to why leveraged etf’s need to be “heavily regulated”.
[+9] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: NEVER FORGET HOW DOWN BAD YOUR SPIRITS WERE LAST WEEK.
[+8] u/Special-Vanilla-4183: doesnt feel like a green day if all the movement is premarket
[+8] u/Brendan1620: Straight up for an entire hour
[+8] u/True_Job_7845: Bears just became the face of the #metoo movement
[+8] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: I double triple down on MU! Who sold last Friday? Hahahahaha sucker
[+8] u/BudgetQuestionsAcc: Well, I bought calls, it went down, I bought puts it went up. Down 50% on my poots. Fuck
[+8] u/Internal-Address3142: This day fuckin bLOOOOWWWssss....
[+8] u/JakeColorCarton: Mu touched 900 and shitted
[+7] u/nick8852: What was that sudden drop?
[+7] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Anthropic & OpenAI IPOs = Dear retail, please hold the bag and pay for our compute
[+7] u/deevee12: It’s 2030, Trump is now on his third term. Oil reserves are once again weeks from running out. “This is it,” proclaim bears. “He can’t get away with it any longer.”
A new ceasefire with Iran is announced. Oil drops to $50 and SPY reaches a new ATH of 1400. Jersey Mikes dumpster (formerly Wendy’s) receives another surge of applications.
[+7] u/Dongkey_kong: Guys, I fixed micron. I sold a call against my shares and the line has gone straight up since
[+7] u/ZealousidealSector19: The wheel has been broken. MU & MSFT green today 💚
[+7] u/Dude_HaHa: While y'all are contemplating and reflecting on your unwise financial decisions, I want you to know that Jim Creamer and Cathy Woods fucked furiously in the bathroom of a Delta Airlines 777 from Atlanta to Detroit flight on the eve of Bear Stearns bankruptcy.
[+7] u/sharkenleo: Legit question, why do you madmen trade options?
[+7] u/GuyFaulks77: Bears were calling for black Monday again
[+7] u/AdCritical5383: LOL Clifford cock outtta nowhere
[+6] u/Molten-Helldiver: This sub will be hilarious on Wednesday on all the earnings plays possibly blowing up
[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: ORCL making me homeless lmaooo
[+6] u/crab_people_now: Is this really gonna be another boring, untradeable week
[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: I'm down 4.5% on tsla shares I bought last week for a quick trade😭😭
Now gotta wait a week for breakeven
[+6] u/theunderstandingman: HAPPY BDAY TO THE GROUND
[+6] u/zeebee098: Never drinking again. Ever
[+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Is everyone rich now
[+6] u/bears2broke: BER LIKE
IM SO BROKE
[+6] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: Pooracle at it again lmao
[+6] u/tortu995: Am i crazy or has nvdia been trading like its a fcking bank going +-1 or 2% each day for the last year?? It's a tech company who has grown revenues triple digit this year WTF LOL.
[+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: What’s everybody’s all time I’m down 86k
[+6] u/bitchfart007: This is crazy.. MSFT is up and SPY is up... confirmed moon eod
[+6] u/Extension-Change-441: these long ass downward wicks are BULLISH AF
[+6] u/Cockballzz: Elon is one of us
He's down 35% in the last month 〽️
[+6] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: What a scary ass market
[+6] u/Timely_Attitude7475: Guys, what the fuck was that?
[+6] u/ConsiderationKey1658: GOOGL $400 after earnings
[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: SPY is incapable of pulling back more than 2% lol
[+5] u/kenathen: the pump is still real
[+5] u/RooneyToons_10: Bears you had your month, see you in 3 years
[+5] u/BecomingSavior: 🌽 haters in shambles
[+5] u/irockgod: Does anyone make a living out of 0DTEs?
[+5] u/Foreigntragedy: Just delist Oracle already Jesus fucking christ
[+5] u/HayflickLimiter: Market keeps trying to go down but it refuses. Therefore a pump is incoming
[+5] u/nick8852: Great Jim Cramer just endorsed Intel basically so now I’m fucked today
[+5] u/Maximum-Sign-5983: Nbis is gonna dump at open isn’t it?
[+5] u/viezicas: Is it just my account that's going down? 😂
[+5] u/skarfbeaulonee: Iran gonna pay for killing soldiers just like Mexico paid for the wall
[+5] u/Beginning_Juice_4296: loading up on KOSPI puts. all of korea finna get margin called
[+5] u/cr250guy: Maan I sold my 748p too soon....
[+5] u/Extension-Change-441: THIS IS WHERE YOU BUY
[+5] u/Warmake: A normal 2$ instant drop on SPY
[+5] u/chewks: # lmfaooo bulls really thought. dumb fing bulls. get rekt.
[+5] u/deben360: MU pumping today and tomorrow
[+5] u/ballmode: GOOGL's pump for the earnings dump
[+5] u/drmantis_toboggan13: I’m starting to get tempted to place a small position on Space X dip
[+5] u/LawyerSignal9663: NBIS breaks my heart every time. I give it 2 thumbs down. 👎 👎
[+5] u/1goodthingaboutmuzic: WTF is this SPY swingy price action
[+5] u/Particular_Rice9607: Last weeks bloodbath getting bloodier this week...
[+5] u/FunkyGrowMan: BRO crash game literally says infinity and i bought in that round for 100 tokens. Im waiting on my infinity tokens MODS!!!!
[+5] u/ap1618: "MU puts are free money"
[+12] u/ShittyUsernane1222: 🥭 is truly liberating bulls today.
calls on puts.
[+12] u/Drassigehond: V for ventheta incoming
[+12] u/crossdefaults: "They totally wanna make a deal," is the "she doesn't go here," of 2026.
[+11] u/Ok-Ingenuity-8970: today is the typical day we shouldn't be trading lol nothing only sideways stupid movments
[+10] u/Infinite-Broccoli535: Option sellers just collecting premium
[+9] u/NativePlant870: Calls here if you like money
[+9] u/CaaCCeo: Most of you guys chase some shitty stocks lol
[+9] u/whitepug: Surely dip buyers wont get dumped on this time
[+9] u/River_Sandhu: Iran sitting in a low block, 🥭 has no idea how to break them down
[+8] u/Ok-Indication-3754: I’m still sitting out. I don’t wanna get cooked
[+8] u/HaveTwoBananas: fucking kangaroo market
[+8] u/WocketWaccoon: I need MU to get back to $1000 by Friday
[+8] u/StarkSupremacy: BIGGEST V EVER ON SPY PLS GOD
[+8] u/tropicalia84: The path up is parabolic without a single fucking pullback
The path down is long and slow riddled with day after day and week after week of dip buying
[+7] u/ACCTwrk: Someway, somehow I went from deeeeeep in the red to making money. #bullsreallythought
[+7] u/Civil_Librarian_6445: They aren't letting this dump
[+7] u/rdblaw: Thetas eating my ass rn, pls dump to 0
[+7] u/xironically23: 2 hours of grinding up ruined by a trump tweet thanks
[+7] u/IronicallyCanadian: RKLB was almost green for a second, I'm glad someone stepped in and fixd that
[+7] u/OldWonder5865: Everybody stop using oil real quick I wanna see something
[+7] u/be_lou: Down 90% gonna spite hold
[+6] u/OhhPeeee: How many fell for that very obvious reversal move😆
[+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Someone has SPCX at $220 … couldn’t possibly be me 🫠
[+6] u/Novalll: SPY go back up baby boy
[+6] u/Positive-Activity393: Still a good day to be a gay bear. Red by close, watch and see.
[+6] u/Summerdaysengineer: Are Koreans gonna come back in with leverage?
[+6] u/Helpful_9532: I wished I had the brain capacity to short SPCX when it was at $200 😭
[+6] u/Agile_Caterpillar317: It’s called a rigged market and since we are pumping on no news it just means MM’s are fucking put holders
[+6] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: My anus is actually bleeding rn
[+6] u/ShipEither7702: I tried options for the first time. In a day, I made what I usually make in week trading futures. Is this how you get rich/poor around here?
[+6] u/hallett21: 30 mins and this flys
[+6] u/Burger_Gouger: Been paralyzed since open.
[+5] u/unikuenobody: Bought into every spcx dip. But the dip keeps dipping.
[+5] u/Legitimate_Ad9566: Today was NOT the day for 0DTEs
[+5] u/EngineeringTrue80: that candle was promised to us 3000 years ago
[+5] u/nyshopgirl5: alright, gonna sell so it’ll go up for yall
[+5] u/SlickyTrader: Yea fuck this market, I’m out
[+5] u/Appropriate_Gap_5503: i overslept like a motherfucker
[+5] u/Personal_Score7793: How does this happen every single time
[+5] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Today is kinda tricky.
[+5] u/Midpoint60: I asked a cow (my ex-wife) what stock she liked.
She said, "MU"
[+5] u/Less_Emergency6945: I love when I'm on the right side of a truth!!
[+5] u/whitesquirrle: Whats worse than missing out on a potential opportunity.... losing your money. This market sucks
[+5] u/Ok_Employment_192: At what price would you buy coherent and lumentum 🤔 they are tempting me but for sure they're not cheap
[+5] u/whitepug: Regardless of how the indexes are moving why the fuck isn't oil +20% lmao
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: Is Murica winning the war or?
[+5] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: Imagine investing in Tezler LMAO
[+5] u/OldWonder5865: If Intel doesn’t pump on earnings this Thursday I’m eating all the parasite lettuce
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: MU capping out at 900 again.
[+5] u/OhhPeeee: Why is everyone making fun of Jersey Mike's lmao they're good! Better than fake ass Mexican food Chipotle.
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: People buying today are weak hands
[+5] u/Cute-Internet-9129: Sick of this orange fuck single handily fuckin over every move I make lately
[+5] u/SageLeaf1: Pls pump for the sake of dear Bagothy Jones
[+5] u/dreamer_Neet: Obviously fake and ghey, prob will dump at open
[+5] u/Ceyenne18: MSFT - please sink to the depths of the world for the sake of the rest of market
[+5] u/Crazy_Donkies: My AMD and NBIS position put hedges are not hedging, they are hurting.
[+5] u/Fkn1v1mem8: When MU gonna rug me boys
[+29] u/idontexist65: 10:15 AM: I can flip this for a quick 2.5%
1:35 PM: I believe in this company long-term
[+10] u/Midnightfire123: MMs just watch for when I enter positions it seems
[+9] u/ballzstreetwets: When you realize that your profit of 3300 at the start of the day turned to a 3243 loss, so far.
[+9] u/civillyRange: Just close the market from 11-3 nothing happens its all algo shit
[+8] u/JuneauMori: HAHAHA its pumping on NOTHING!
[+8] u/SPEZ_IS_A_JABRONI: DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
[+7] u/TimOShenanigan: TSLA and SPCX being left behind is beautiful
[+7] u/Fantastic_Pirate3948: This is the worst timeline. Market is essentially the same place it was this morning at 10: 30 AM
[+7] u/Stugatz27: People forget the entire premise of Star Wars was based on trade route blockades
[+7] u/2QuarterDollar: What was the point of SpaceX ipo? Making poor bankers some money that they desperately need?
[+7] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: market so bad I had to get a second job at Wendy’s
[+7] u/Datsyuk131313: Up $13k today but don’t worry, I’ll be down $26k tomorrow probably. Love my semis and neoclouds.
[+7] u/Panic_2121: Shake out them weak hands
[+6] u/devonhezter: Please. I put so much money in the line today … spy 746 please !
[+6] u/severed02: Bull trap set. Send it boys.
[+6] u/-mini-kuma: UK just appointed John Healey as Chancellor of the Exchequer (i.e. Scott Bessent role) - a former journalist with no economic qualifications or experience :(
[+6] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: That’s a lot of effort to keep oil down. Crazy.
[+6] u/Many_Tip_3973: Markets should’ve just stayed closed today. Yet headlines will read..markets closed green as tech stocks rise and negotiations continue with Iran.
There was nothing green about today.
[+6] u/Affectionate-Idea690: people dumping this is nuts market has lost confidence lololol
[+6] u/Beagle001: I feel like more people than you'd expect, believe that they're effecting the actual market by typing stuff on here.
[+6] u/perceptive_AI: I'm going to watch The Odyssey on a CRT tv like Nolan intended.
[+6] u/Junior-Following-113: is this a rug pull boys?
[+6] u/WallStreetThreats_: i don't even look at my portfolio at this point
[+6] u/StocksStormTrooper: Explosive GOOG ER coming up🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/freehouse_throwaway: that feel when a "green day" still feels red
[+6] u/kalllllllllllllll: If MU closes at 900 today. Ill tell this guy in the gym to stop taking a selfie for every bicep curl
[+6] u/tnguyen5057: It’s joever sell everything
[+6] u/Stop_The_Rain: Tim Apple... please stop going down... thank you!
[+5] u/Non-mon-xiety: It feels really good when both my puts and calls hit
[+5] u/FelixMumuHex: >Americans killed by Iran
and the markets liked that
[+5] u/HorseTanker: Oil? Who said anything about oil? Bitch you cookin?
[+5] u/LiquidityDonor: and full port MUU because why not
[+5] u/Slow-Astronaut-2135: Lol AMC baby. Let's do it again. August calls are dirt cheap.
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: no tendies in this fuckin market, that means *pasta aglio e olio* for dinner, atleast be a poor with class.
[+5] u/JuneauMori: Thanks bitchfart007 for the heads up
[+5] u/friedbymoonlight: I’m starting to think 60% of posts here are dipshits in neckties on Wall Street pumping bad investments because the used Photomath to get their finance degree from some tier 3 private college.
[+5] u/IAMAHOOKWORM: Oof ouch owie my positions
[+5] u/flaming_pope: Wtf each pop keeps getting sold off
[+10] u/alcoholischeaper: I summon Theta
https://preview.redd.it/j90esozsmfeh1.png?width=1050&format=png&auto=webp&s=558c7c31326a5dcc55e9268f78e8f11f6cace3b9
[+10] u/Salt_Contract342: Well, see you all next week. Fuck this shit
[+10] u/TruthFantastic1741: Sell for 20% profit, no thanks I'd rather hold until 0
[+10] u/mtnrnnr802: If you’re reading this, you are not straight.
[+9] u/Cabin_bldr: Market looking like Mitch McConnell
DED
[+9] u/Ok_Passage7069: I am sure the Koreans will respond rationally to this
[+9] u/Xzlk: Ok look I’m financially ruined. What else is new
[+8] u/orcassharks: Who has balls to buy 0dte calls right now lol
[+8] u/Own-Kaleidoscope-731: dont worry i sold, now spy should go up
[+8] u/Open_Waltz6902: If I buy another dip I might get liquidated 😩
[+8] u/Own_Implement4380: Got MU puts at the top but sold early like a bitch
[+8] u/slytythesneakyguy: Fine, I’ll buy the Tesla dip for the 11th time (been DCA my calls since $440.. my wife goes to bed every night having no clue how close we are to losing our house in which she sleeps so soundly). Pray for her.
[+8] u/EnginrA: This price action is straight ass
[+8] u/Comfortable_Thing611: I haven't seen her in over 5 years, you think she still thinks about me?
[+8] u/KyleNoThumbs319: MMs did the regards dirty today 😂
[+7] u/Xzlk: Luckily sold the top today. Feels like a good time to re-enter and lose it all plus a lil more.
[+7] u/LarsTarkas: Welcome to the worlds shittiest rollercoaster
[+7] u/derprondo: I'm a wendys dividend investor now
[+7] u/rioferdy838: just fucking close the casino before they tank it again
[+7] u/wattap: remember when we were going to rip and mango fucked it up
[+7] u/ScrewChaseBank: Ohhh they drilled into 3:30 because of 0DTE’s and to liquidate retail. Forgot about how that happens. Okay now we can pump now that your calls expired worthless lmao.
[+7] u/unwanted_hair: Can we up the ROTH contribution limit PLEASE. Who the fuck makes these asinine rules?
[+7] u/Xzlk: Holy Great Depression of 2% off the highs. Surely we’re due for a 30% relief rally on SPY.
[+7] u/traderbusto: It’s been two years since we were one month away from the Robotaxi launch and you’re still giving this turd your money
[+7] u/minimal_stat: MU up almost 5% yet 880c weeklies only up 17%. Yeaaah fuck those premiums LOL
[+7] u/awetfartruinedmylife: I had more money before this dogshit market opened
[+7] u/Geoff_Dawmer: Don't try to fuck a falling knife.
[+7] u/tika_dengu: RKLB only down 2.4%, the world is healing
[+6] u/ThermalChaser: Decided to just short companies run by people I hate and I've been killing it. Thanks Larry and Elon.
[+6] u/Own-Kaleidoscope-731: im scared of puts cause stonks go up right?
[+6] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Everyone rooting against the stock market like its Argentina
[+6] u/Fit_Service8662: Why did no one tell me ORCL is going bankrupt?
[+6] u/Comfortable_Thing611: DOW is still over 50k everything is fine guys
[+6] u/aa73gc: How will the Koreans get their money back if they keep selling at a loss?
[+5] u/Xzlk: Hyperscalers dropping. Flight to safehavens like 5 trillion dollar, 40 PE value tech stock.
[+5] u/ercanbas: Shakira’s feet probably smell amazing
[+5] u/savemoney_god: # Bears going to to buy puts for this week, and get gapped up again tomorrow LMAO🤌
[+5] u/bakeonwakeup: the post-nut AI bubble clarity will be epic
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: Holy fucking shit MU red by close, it’s so over
[+5] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: I'm putting together an ETF... Half ORCL, Half CRWV.
[+5] u/buffalowangy: Why Mu can’t hold gains?
[+5] u/hylian_prince: SKHY losing all of the days gains again
[+5] u/Possible-Material693: Being an only child is a red flag from a dating perspective right? Probably got whatever they wanted all their lives
[+5] u/Beautiful_Proof586: I think you guys are rich because of MU
[+11] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Probably the most retarded price action in a while
[+10] u/looool_k_libtard: How the fuck am I supposed to afford to live on my income? 30% on mortgage, 20% car payment, 45% onlyfans subscriptions, 5% food.
[+9] u/cbusoh66: Traps being set left and right 😬
[+9] u/hermeskino715: Axios headline of ceasefire talks not working!? I'll be damned
[+8] u/Leather_Floor8725: Spcx bulls saw company trading at 200x revenue and was like… seems cheap, could go to 300x
[+8] u/HammerliSP20: Everyone is just fuckin tired of this shit
[+7] u/Haikoe: Spcx still above 20 dollars, quite impressive!
[+7] u/EdoTensei10: wow, they really are rug pulling everyone
[+7] u/edwardh528: Let my calls print tomorrow
[+6] u/SaranghaeSarah: Boomer investors talking about value investing and mocking retail traders about gambling, sir this is a fucking casino
[+6] u/opsqttt: Yeah i’m shorting today. This pump is so fake
[+6] u/baconography: Aaaaaaand, it's gone.
I'm starting to get the sinking feeling that the markets are finally pricing in the absurdity of this timeline, and that we've run out of positive catalysts.
R.I.P. my SPX 7650 Sept calls....
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: Memory bros deleting comments faster than mods in an askscience thread
[+6] u/sekak77: APPLE bottom jeans ….
[+6] u/iThrewFarAway: about to dump vibes 🤡
#>! MEANS IT IS GOING UP 🚀 !<
[+5] u/thekid0119: Media is saying Tesla might be a sell. Analysts increasing their targets. Market dumping it days before earnings. Im going full port into 7/24 calls. This is my moment. This is where I finally get back!
[+5] u/Haikoe: Alll the pump turned out to be bullshit again
[+5] u/AwakenedBeast616: They ran out of premium to drain
Down we go until more idiots buy puts so they can ramp it back up
[+5] u/AwakenedBeast616: You can see how it mechanically deleverages every time we hit a new low and shorts start covering, which forces other shorts out too. MMs count on this every time to protect their options premium and will frequently try to force it to start happening ahead of schedule if they feel like they might have to pay out too much on options
[+5] u/andsto2: MU is closing red isn’t it…