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[+44] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: *Market is now closed, and you have been liquidated. ❌*
**Iran and US come to an agreement to end the war. 🤝**
[+36] u/looool_k_libtard: Very excited for South Korea to have yet another collapse tonight as every tech stock I own falls another 8-10% with no actual company related news other than lunatic South Koreans on quadruple margin are getting liquidated
[+36] u/chauhan_shubham: Almost lost my 80% of my trading money. Revenge trading is real.
[+32] u/confusedandsmellyman: Two weeks ago was thinking of getting a new car. Today thinking of alternating top ramen flavors for the rest of the week to add some diversity to my dinners
[+29] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: I see a 🥭 tree imma chop that shit down
[+26] u/SetRestart: Why didn't I sell in May and go away
[+21] u/M13alint: *‘Lord, when shall it recover?’ And the Lord was silent, for the Lord had puts.*
[+20] u/Soffatjockis: I should have started trading earlier in life...
If my portfolio wasn't so young then mango wouldn't wanna fuck it..
[+20] u/GoZukkYourself: Out of all the trading days, this was one of them.
[+19] u/urahozer: Wonder what my tax guy says behind my back when I submitted thousands of trades for a total of -$10 of capital loss
[+19] u/Club-Loud: The more upvotes you get, the more regarded you are
[+19] u/Cav829: I know this is hard to accept, but some of you might have to find a life after RAM and hard drives.
[+18] u/DeathAgent01: Well, its over. I was right at first, then I was wrong and lost most of my money
[+17] u/M13alint: The experience trader does not sell at a loss, the experience trader holds until the loss becomes generational
[+17] u/dr_kmc22: Oil rally turned me from -30k YTD to +15k.
I think it might be time to be less of a degenerate
[+17] u/M13alint: An ORCL share a day keeps the retirement away
[+17] u/aftherith: It's called S&P 500 because it is required to go back to $500 by year end you guys
[+15] u/vermilli21: Oh great now we gotta worry if the Koreans are going to trip another circuit breaker tonight
[+15] u/Due-Information-6277: Bulls rn
https://preview.redd.it/ozuw4cbh12dh1.jpeg?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f6b0d2d0a49a2faee9d55601899d57b155b7be3
[+14] u/friiz1337: Cry in the casino obviously
[+14] u/hylian_prince: We are in a Lindsey Graham market
[+14] u/empty-bensen: Alan… we are so FUCKED.
[+14] u/CMTTrader: \*TRUMP NOTIFIES CONGRESS OF NEW WAR AGAINST IRAN: POLITICO
\*TRUMP SAYS US WILL HIT IRAN 'HARD' TONIGHT AND TOMORROW
\*TRUMP: IRAN MOU WAS A TEST AND IRAN FAILED TO HONOR IT
[+13] u/Dude_HaHa: Generational bagholders conference soon
[+13] u/Soffatjockis: Googl going bankrupt
[+13] u/BarbellPadawan: “US will hit Iran hard tonight and tomorrow.”
\-🥭
[+13] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: We don't need boots on the ground, we need boots up 🥭's ass
[+12] u/mpvplay3: I full ported MU calls if it drops to 850$ tomorrow see you at Wendy’s
[+12] u/silver54: worst day ever
…so far
[+12] u/silver54: and to think we still have the Koreans to fuk us later
[+12] u/Cerrado82: So will you Guys vote for him again for the 3rd term?
[+12] u/FLRugDealer: I’m so done trading from 3-4. Fuck that noise.
[+12] u/pranay33: Don’t worry I bought MU puts. The memory trade is saved
[+12] u/Boraximus: I’m a long-term investor now, against my will
[+12] u/OakzuTV: I've never had my own food stamps before, I'm quite excited!
[+12] u/Tay_Tay86: National address Thursday
Lobster served on naval vessels for the Marines on Friday
[+11] u/jeeeeek: I will be poor and I will be happy
[+11] u/RelentlessPutz: Bols are basically the Yellowstone tourists. The bison is 🥭 tossing them like a ragdoll
[+11] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Israel told Trump that Iran wants to kill him, cause they want this war going on, cause Bibi might lose the elections if the ceasefire holds. That clearly got to Trump
[+11] u/jakeisarake: Let's see how Korea handles it when we don't pump it for them
[+11] u/OakzuTV: Roxanne needs to put on the green light for a change
[+10] u/cosmicoconuts: 1.2 million Koreans margin called today 😭😭😭
[+10] u/cooperfrost: **Koreans are going to see the dump and realize nobody can dump harder than us. So they should stop trying and go back to buying.**
[+10] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Only down 50% for the day
[+10] u/Force_Hammer: Hoping for 🌮🌮🌮🌮 tomorrow!
[+10] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: SNDK down 14 PERCENT in ONE DAY
JFC ☠️
SEMIS DEAD 💀
[+10] u/KittyLover-7: It’s only money, not like I needed it or anything
[+10] u/zlordbeats: dram to be renamed to damn
[+10] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Bols screaming “Plz mr pedo save my $100 w ur Lies “
[+10] u/LouieM13: Green Kospi will really confuse you guys tonight
[+10] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: 🥭: operations could last two to three weeks
Round and round we go
[+10] u/msk2772: ~~Sandisk~~ Scamdisk
… or maybe don’t buy it at these PE ratios
[+10] u/3500theprice: All in on calls. Why? Because cpi/core numbers gonna be cooked juuuust right 😋
[+9] u/Samjabr: I was told stonks only go up.
I'd like to speak to the manager.
[+9] u/joeyeats: they conditioned us 6 months of Vs only to take them away when things get ugly
[+9] u/FatBastardsHungry: Today was the worst kind of trading day
[+9] u/NecromancyAndFries: Noooo don't pop you're so sexy when ur a bubble aha
[+9] u/Such_Coin: 🥭 ON IRAN: GOING TO HIT THEM HARD TONIGHT, TOMORROW
I'm sure that will work this time!!!
[+9] u/marcok36: 50% cash, 50% stock. It’s on the website.
[+9] u/vermilli21: # Trump on Iran: "Going to hit them hard tonight, tomorrow."
# Today, yesterday
[+9] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: SNDK still fucking dropping
[+9] u/TakeThatBro: When you feel bad about your portfolio, remember that some regards bought SPCX at 225
[+9] u/Moepenmoes: The only reason I'm investing is because I want to build enough savings to take care of my future family
Assuming I'll ever have a family LMAO
😔
[+8] u/syedhuda: markets have absolutely collapsed
[+8] u/Peeeeech: The gayest close I’ve ever seen
[+8] u/Samjabr: Sam Altman really does seem shifty as fk. Forget about Musk for a minute - how the hell can someone turn a charity into a for profit corporation and then be worth $3 Billion.
Is that like if WW3 broke out, and the red cross realized they were sitting on billions of dollars in blood supply, and decided to sell it for profit?
Very confusing.
[+8] u/OakzuTV: Shits more red than my arsehole after the incredible hulk's had his way with me
[+8] u/Abject_Wish_3787: Now I'm scared for Kospi as usual, don't know when it will end. Constanly having panic attacks , MMs are fukin evil
[+8] u/J_da_CPA: AI turned out to be Actual Indians
[+8] u/Long_Growth9961: I’m just waiting for TACO and Koreans to pump this shit
[+8] u/WorkingAd7387: watch KOSPI rally 10% now
[+8] u/wildcat1055: I will protect the Hormuz for 15%.
[+8] u/Specific-Path3179: SNDK please please please go back up I promise to take profits this time
[+8] u/SetRestart: If you feel bad just remember there's people that were dumb enough to buy at the top of SPCX
[+8] u/DarkR124: Koreans going to wake up, yell “HORY SHET” then send SPY to 720.
[+8] u/Valkorion335786: We buy dips in this household, son.
[+8] u/hybridoctopus: When is Trump going to announce a stake in Spacex I need my exit liquidity too
[+8] u/Soffatjockis: People
Memory is dead value now
Drop it. Go chase the next pump n dump.
[+8] u/Forward-Marzipan326: What are my moves tomorrow you ask mods???
It’s definitely full porting $rope
[+8] u/Goldpeaches32: Sleeping good tn knowing I bought calls expiring Thursday🫰
[+8] u/BearContra: So strait of hummus is already closed and strait of baba ganoush may also be closed tonight. Oil will shoot up 20% the moment that happens LMAO
[+8] u/Fieryhotsauce: He actually thinks he can tariff the strait lmao
[+7] u/ApathysLastKiss_: RKLB closed on the 200 sma. In it's entire life, this has marked the bottom of downtrends the last four times.
[+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: MU about to have its -5% open for 3 days in a row tomorrow
[+7] u/BearContra: "Koreans will definitely buy stonks instead of rationing their money for buying gas" - regarded bols
[+7] u/Force_Hammer: I bought the dip, but then it kept dipping 😭
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #Now time for Taco Tuesday LMAO🤌
[+7] u/ZeroSumTruths: Not even 1% is that all your got?
-SPY
[+7] u/TheRealArmament: Down a cool 6k today
[+7] u/fickle-phenom: always a pleasure to get assfucked
[+7] u/Dude_HaHa: # Bill KOSPI should just break through the $6000 mark tonight.
[+7] u/MOVED_TO_OTTAWA_FUCK: My dumbass fuckhead coworker put a 100 case pallet of Johnnie Walker on top of a pallet of Mike's Hard pouches and the fuckin thing collapsed like the WTC
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Oracle is by far my worst pick yet
[+7] u/Snowman33001: I feel like I’ve just been repeatedly kicked in the balls for at least two years now.
And I love it.
I hope it keeps on going forever and ever.
Praise allah.
[+7] u/trsx5: Lol just when he was touting gas prices.. he just spikes it up again. Truly amazing stuff we're witnessing here guys
[+7] u/potato111a: GUARDIAN OF THE HORMUSSY LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Kinda regret buying the dip
[+7] u/CozyDarkMage: Oh dear, why did I even open my portfolio app
[+7] u/Iulia_M: 150 dollars to 1070 playing 0DTES SPY. I never get these returns when playing with more money lol
[+7] u/IlinistRainbow6: charts gonna move to the right tomorrow
[+7] u/Jacobpapi: WTI +9.42%, this is no bueno
[+7] u/BarbellPadawan: Fucking hilarious that MSFT was this green on such a red day. It’s like, energy and Microsoft: GREEN. Everything else: RED.
[+7] u/Get_dat_money: this retard does "math"
[+6] u/bemeandnotyou: getting rug pulled by this fat fuk is a rite of passage.
[+6] u/thevolxme: I don’t think taco 🌮 will work this time…
[+6] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: real ones know we aren't at war with iran, it's them koreans
[+6] u/Bxdwfl: Koreans got me feeling like a minority in their convenience store
[+6] u/Rosella2562: The worst part about being broke is not being able to trade and participate in the fun tbh - Eviction, hunger, and debt collectors I can handle, but being away from the markets is killing me 😩
[+6] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: Bers having steak, bols having ramen.
Meanwhile I'm the pork in the butcher aisle dodging bullets
[+6] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Congrats on all the wins today, boys
[+6] u/Federal-Watch: Houthis gonna attack us with their row boats and paper maché drones
[+6] u/Boraximus: Korean Futes are mooning what the hell is happening
[+6] u/uncsucks: Yields pumping - this finna get ugly
[+6] u/Abe2025: Tomorrow small green foloowed by deep balls red
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: How do I reset the game? I'm stuck and don't have a save point
[+6] u/pussy_ass_licking: Can anyone please Venmo $1000
[+6] u/Molten-Helldiver: The dump is continuing!
[+6] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: My MU calls are down 80% smh
[+6] u/spilledonwhite: Tomorrow everything that tanked today is going to pump back to like 80% of where it closed Friday.
And so the chop continues but on a downward trajectory.
Signed, a sad regarded bull.
Not regarded because bull, but regarded because of my specific positions.
[+6] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Ohh no my fooking inheritance is fooked I forgot what my dad did
[+6] u/ZealousidealSector19: People stopped talking about msft. That's why it's $390
[+6] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: Was at the beach all day. Anything good happen?
[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: Can't believe how I fumbled 70k and now down to 7k.
I took 20k into 70k with only stocks
with options down to 5k😭😭
Now got a job and am rebuilding my port, only buying 2x stocks, no options
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Are you apes coming for me at MU $1200?! 🦍🦍🦍
[+5] u/Swiftnice: 🥭 said he's going to be attacking Iran again tonight and tomorrow
[+5] u/Get_dat_money: im gunna order pizza for dinner
[+5] u/aqjingson: Some of you simply aren’t Korean enough
[+5] u/guerom77: How many times should I buy the dip
[+5] u/M13alint: If you draw a line on the chart then it isn’t gambling
[+5] u/curling_rocks: if we all buy tomorrow, it'll be green
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Imagine holding calls overnight
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: ThE KoReAnS WiLL SaVe Us 🤡
[+5] u/WormBurnerUKV: Calls calls calls calls calls calls EVERYBODY
[+5] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: Smells like a global energy crisis
[+5] u/Prestigious_Way_738: SanDisk can suck my SanDick
[+5] u/mixtape312: What happens tomorrow is obvious. They spent all day loading everyone up fat on puts, which means they're gonna squeeze it.
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: CPI about to come in \_\_\_\_\_\_! LMAO \_\_\_\_\_\_! Get rekt!
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: I will suck someone’s cock in here to see $IBM at $300 this week
[+5] u/Boraximus: Deploy the rooftop Koreans to sort this shit out
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #When SPY down -1%, every stock dumps 3-4%. When SPY up 1%, most stocks are flat or slightly green at best. LMAO🤌
[+5] u/69peterpumpkineater: Bill Kospi might rip tonight
[+5] u/BestTrader69420: No car, no house, no kids. Lost 150k on SPY 0DTE. Was supposed to buy Lambo but going to buy 2005 Carolla 😭
[+5] u/Arthur__Spooner: My move is to the homeless shelter take care y'all
[+5] u/Sharp_Mistake_3119: Since when did Reddit ban you for saying that word about bers?
[+5] u/Jadeclone1: How can BiDeN do this to us!
[+5] u/BearContra: Get ready for 730 open bullas!!! This is an extinction event for you LMAO
[+5] u/FuckleUp: I’m already pricing in KOSPI negative 10% for my calls.
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: What does the bible teach us about buying SPY 1 DTE calls in times of trouble? 🙏
[+5] u/Apple2o: Ladies, liquor, and leverage 🤌
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: judging by all the gloating bears today i'm guessing dancing bears gif by tuesday and ATH eow
[+5] u/Ltheman00: Tbh some of my worst ideas have spawned from this place. Am I ever gonna leave? nope
[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: VIX is just getting warmed up. Need at least 22 this cycle
[+5] u/jijitalk: God fucking damn it, I wanna jump.
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: Tuesday's are great. Tomorrow is Tuesday
[+5] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: Him getting his 1.7 billion slush fund taken away is a bigger deal than anyone is making it. Thats 1.7 billion of influence gone
[+5] u/GneissFrog: Only permabulls and permabears are unhappy about the two way action we've been seeing lately. Lucrative times for everyone else.
[+5] u/dudeondacouch: I’m not moving shit tomorrow. I might not even open the app. <indignant>
[+5] u/heikici: Classic, we will drill until Barron 🥭 full port calls at bottom and Dad will sweep in with a "Iran Peace Talks"
[+5] u/SupportMedium9487: geniunely baffled how qqq is only down 1.9%
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: 🥭 speech Thursday night is about what now?
[+5] u/RoyalFail6: So much winning - I’m tired
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: Wow they really put lady grahams sister in
Legacy admissions for the senate now
[+5] u/RoyalFail6: As the late Sheryl Crow once said, “the first cut is the deepest” 😞
[+5] u/JPowTheDayTrader: UAE and other countries are building pipelines that can bypass the Straight of Homoz. They're working as fast as they can. UAE can probably get theirs done in months.
You'd think this is good news until Iran sends a bunch of drones and obliterate those pipelines LMAO 🤣 🤌
[+5] u/Alive_Sheepherder106: Is SOXL fucked? Already down 4.6% today for me
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: 🥭ain’t gonna do shit tonight.
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: i don't even care just nuke iran and be done with it
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: “I’ll give you 300B to be quiet for a week”
Art of the Deal
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: goldman sucks is going down for sure, it's in the name
[+5] u/Microwave-Dave: The action can't be completed because the file is open in word.exe. Close the file and try again.
iran\_us\_war\_agreement-final-v1.xlsx.final\_copy.doc
[+28] u/DipSniper69: man, I used to have so many hobbies.
now I'am worried about the price of oil and what some Korean gamblers might do in a few hours.
Life.
[+27] u/ImpossibleForm: My move for tomorrow, july 14th, is to call my parents and tell them I love them because I’m gonna have to move back in
[+18] u/No-Put2311: It’s been a brutal deployment so far in Nasdaqistan
[+18] u/sorbetluver: Time to rotate out of risky equities like GOOGL and into more secure assets like chips at my local casino.
[+16] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Imagine being a bull and losing money in July, it’d have to be one of those crazy scenarios like a war, or oil crisis or tech bubble.
Man who could have seen that coming 🤡
[+16] u/ismebbb: The koreans have just woken up and are cracking their fingers to get ready to click the sell button
[+15] u/Metal-Water: Staying busy at work pretending like I didn’t get wrecked today
[+15] u/WarenBoffet: yall bought overnight puts like we wont get a most cooked cpi in history
[+15] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: **TACO TUESDAY GONNA TACO**
[+15] u/MakeResonableChoices: This shit is kinda turning into an expensive hobby 🤷🏻♂️
[+14] u/BearlyBearishBear: Every woman in Florida looks like beef jerky
[+14] u/Amsnyc007: No taco coming for at least a few days. He knows he’s lost all leverage and that Iran thinks he’s a bitch. Now he has to play hardball
[+14] u/Cosmorto: CPI, earnings...tomorrow is fucked beyond repair. And I have OTM calls
[+14] u/Locke_____Lamora: Monke doesn't even want profit anymore monke just wants his money back 😢
[+14] u/SomePolack: On a trajectory to end up worse off than my immigrant grandparents
Who can I thank for this economic miracle?
[+14] u/king_of_all_retards: 🥭: "No peace deal with Iran, what a bunch of DISGRACEFUL LUNATICS, big scums really COOOO COOOO in the head, anyway peace deal talks going very well I respect them very much for their tough negotiation skills"
[+14] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Now we pass the blunt back to Korea
[+13] u/HighwayExotic2808: All of this because some people can’t handle a “Happy holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas”
[+13] u/organicMango_: What is the islamic republic of Korea going to do next?
[+13] u/Bombingit: Mu to 1400 tomorrow.
[+13] u/DipSniper69: At this point I just want 🥭 to come out and say:
'Okay so no barrel of oil has left the strait for 3 months and we run out' 🫲🏻🫱🏻
Just to see the Chaos.
[+13] u/FuckinNewGuy_: Let’s pretend today did not happen
[+12] u/yahooms: # WHY DID I DECIDE TO BUY $MU AT $1050????? I AM SICK TO THE STOMACH 🤮..... I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BUY HIGH AND SELL HIGHER.
NOW I AM A BAGHOLDER (BIG TIME), PROBABLY SELL LOW, NOW TOO.... FAKKKKKKK
[+12] u/Overgrown_Dreams89: Korea will pump +8% Today and we’ll all be bulls again
[+12] u/No-Improvement3164: “The USA is going to get paid for guarding the Strait”. Some Bastards been getting paid for months every time I get gas and buy groceries.
[+12] u/hallett21: CPI ice cold tomorrow
[+12] u/jyohnyb: Shit is like taking candy from a baby. Remove pdt rule. Then give spceX pump out the gate(first one is always free). Then rug pull the fuck out of everyone. A story as old as time
[+11] u/Foreigntragedy: Fun fact: buying oracle puts at open every day for the past month would have made you a multimillionaire
[+11] u/C0up7: **Regards when MU was at $1200:** Damn I should have bought when this was cheaper
**Regards when MU is at $900 now:** I’m not buying that shit lmao
[+11] u/doortoNarnia: about to doordash some food while smoking a fat blunt and sexting with my ai gf, life is good
[+11] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Koreans are probably gonna cut their nipples off today seeing the market condition
[+11] u/_Netgirth: You guys will tell me if we get boots on ground right? This is my only news source
[+10] u/Professional_Art3563: Persian women are beautiful
[+10] u/VTI4LYFE69: King Trump will announce his third term on Thursday
[+10] u/yahooms: # I THINK ADDRESS THE NATION MEANS 💣💥💥💥💥, SO DOWN WE GO...????
[+10] u/NotMe357: "What stocks are working??? I have the list"
--- Jim Cramer
Fuck! I didn't know Jim Cramer have Death Note!
[+10] u/DipSniper69: 🥭 said the short seller where in trouble.
little did we know he meant the oil bears.
bamboozled
[+10] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: MU never hit 1330 I’ve been stuck in Somalia for 2 months now. Praise be to Allah
[+10] u/Minimum_Suit1735: Are you guys ready for K0rean to start their daily circuit breaker again
[+10] u/fartpooppee420: i met my wifes boyfriends bull through reddit.com
[+10] u/Background-Nothing71: Need a perfectly cooked CPI report to save my life tomorrow, maybe even a little inflation cooling since things have been going so well with our Iranian friends!?!!
[+10] u/kemar7856: President mango announces primetime speech to address the nation this week.
[+10] u/emporium4648: MRVL next billion dollar company lol
[+10] u/thrillho145: What a horrible day
Spacex IPO fucked the market
[+10] u/guccioli: This market kinda suggs. I miss the free money glitches
[+9] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: \>>boomers get everything handed to them
\>>pump it as high as possible
\>>do everything possible to fuck over younger generations
\>>leave younger generations holding the bag
\>>will blame the younger generations
Puts on boomers lmao
[+9] u/nullzeroerror: 🥭 has the cards. That’s why he ended the Iran war 30 times. And now that he’s renewing it again, time to end it 30 more times!!! Peace president losers!!! USA USA !!!!
[+9] u/Main_Ad3943: I managed to go from 570k to 600k back down to 530k all within today. Neat.
[+9] u/andymoney17: Can I visit Iran now that the war has ended so many times? I’m thinking of taking a cruise ship to Hormuz
[+9] u/DrSeuss1020: The world is a much darker place when my positions are red for weeks on end
[+9] u/LemmeGetFiddyScents: I guess I consider myself a swing trader but I’m not risking getting swung on again by the Koreans. Sold at an 11k loss today.
[+9] u/Professional_Art3563: How about they pump oil to outer space and we use rockets to get it
[+9] u/JohnKeyDonkey: Is today the day SK Hynix goes to zero?
[+9] u/DumbNutter: Sandisk is such a shit company. Just a little over a year ago, their whole business model is selling 16GB USB flash drives to some pimply teenagers for school. Got ultra lucky with the AI hardware boon. Now can't even keep it together and lost 30% off their highs in a couple weeks. Fuck you Sandisk
[+8] u/loloutlouds: Crying, closing apps, opening apps, crying.
[+8] u/madcowdiseasereeee: the one damn day i stop being a ghey ber. why am i so hated by the universe?
[+8] u/SlymeDisease: We need soxl to hit $200 tomorrow
[+8] u/FrostySoftPressure: Some of the stocks I own are +0.02 in AH, it feels so refrehing to see a little bit of green after -50% drop
[+8] u/ButtholeAnalogy: I am ber but bought taco Tuesday calls for tomorrow 🌮🥰
[+8] u/LuvSicPt5: Surely Koreans are currently signing loans to finally start buying the dip
[+8] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: Regards gonna full port into Oracle now like they did with Microsoft on thesis "IT SHOULD GO UP NOW", and then cry about it here all the time
[+8] u/GuwopGOAT: God I hope these Koreans don’t sell again.
I can’t take anymore heartbreak
[+8] u/plumpypenguin: I miss the time when the only KOSPI I knew was the rapist
[+8] u/Fhyzikz: This must be that "trickle down" economics that everyone is talking about. The price of every equity and commodity other than oil has been trickling down all day
[+8] u/cinJESUS: i bought MU at 1050 🤦
[+8] u/_Klagis: NACHO: Not A Chance Hormuz Opens
[+8] u/coreyneil: I am currently down over 1000% percent on one of my accounts. Holy shit.
[+8] u/Ahthongkorkor: I just need spx to go 7600 tmr eod to break even 🙏
[+8] u/YoDooley: I didn't buy anything at close and It's killing me inside.
[+8] u/ModeForJoe: Imagine buying SPCX at 225 and holding it
[+8] u/Apprehensive-Art4702: They should open up a Little Ceasars in Italy.
Show them Italians good pizza!!!
[+8] u/PhotonicsIsFried: Where are the MU enthusiasts?
[+8] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: We are screwed if we don’t get taco by tomorrow
[+8] u/Delicious_Put_5857: u shouldnt march into russia in the winter, and u shouldnt march into iran in the summer
alas
[+7] u/NativePlant870: I think the 🐢 photo is ai
[+7] u/Educational_List_390: BREAKING: **Trump says US going to strike Iran tonight and tomorrow**
The US is going to hit Iran hard on Monday night and Tuesday, Trump has told conservative radio host Hugh Hewitt.
[+7] u/kinkyhentai69: The year is 2035: spy has hit 759.99 for the 40th time and has yet to hit 760$ china is still talking about taking over taiwan while making paper tiger exercises around it meanwhile the straight of hormuz has closed for the 400th time friday at 4:01 in anticipation for the upcoming weekend
[+7] u/Zfreezy: #YOURE TALKING TO NFLX ALL WRONG. IT'S THE WRONG TONE
[+7] u/Flashy_Buyer6018: Considering I started my investment portfolio this morning with 2.5k in VOO like a good little boy, walking off a cliff sounds good. Reading y’all’s losses is healing ❤️🩹 I’m stressing over +/- $10.
[+7] u/Adrian12094: oil prices going vertical
[+7] u/CardiologistEqual336: good thing i filled my gas tank yesterday
[+7] u/PalpateMe: Pray NVDA goes back up
[+7] u/MarginCalledMom: Naver Finance (google it then use the translate feature) is a finance/investing type reddit forum for Korea.
Read through it for a few minutes.
You’ll understand why we are here and that there’s really no hope till they fully capitulate unfortanately (probably soon but will be ugly)
[+7] u/sayemsosa: Dont worry guys, the war is just a reason to dump the market so we can buy at a discount, then ceasefire comes on Friday and we print all time highs (im lying the bubble has popped, rip bols)
[+7] u/myjumboloanapp: Chipotle in Mexico - muricans gonna show them mexicans what real mexican food taste like 🤠
[+7] u/Liquidsnake959: Im down 20% this last month.
[+7] u/Deshen87: The downturn in space stocks is brutal. The whole sector got obliterated when Space X IPO:d 🤣
[+7] u/Few_Adhesiveness2963: SHORT EVERYTHING, WE ARE GOING DOWN… SHORT SHORT SHORT
[+7] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: By the time 🥭 is done with this market it’ll be so fucking exhausted that something like a bird taking a shit on the lawn of the Whitehouse will cause a 75% crash
[+7] u/e30jawn: I broke my trading rules today and came out on top. So naturally no more rules.
[+7] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Ironically, this bitch will crash when boomers are in peak retirement mode
[+7] u/jyohnyb: Iran fatigue is real. No one is clicking the headlines anymore. Ath when
[+7] u/netflix-ceo: The fuck, there is only 2 Koreas though???
[+6] u/SteakEater137: I have to admit I don't like the TACO moniker, just because it isn't accurate.
He isn't a chicken, he's just a manipulator.
[+6] u/TickTockTaudit: These options are TOO DAMNED EXPENSIVE
[+6] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: I’m down 15k today
[+6] u/DipSniper69: Oil would probably still be chilling at 70+/- if 🥭 just did nothing. like what is the great master 7D chess plan here?
This just seems retarded
[+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: corporate talk makes me wanna kms "let me take a bio break" are u retarded
[+6] u/DarkoDokkan: So will kospi bleed more tonight
[+6] u/BaBaDoooooooook: trump dont like red markets, it will be green day
[+6] u/AirwickS: Operation Epic Fury: Tokyo Drift
Buckle up, boys.
[+6] u/Nervous_Depth_3916: Taco Tuesday tomorrow!🚀 peace agreement will be announced
[+6] u/Fernyfern7: 24 hour countdown for the blockade so 🥭 can taco and let the sticks fly
[+6] u/Damerman: anyone selling Puts on DRAM? IV looks like garbage TBH.
the bid ask spread doesn't look too bad.
[+6] u/xlmtothemoon: mango just struck jenny craig island, obesity is back on the menu boys
[+6] u/Bruce_Waynez: Potential catastrophic day tomorrow
[+6] u/Adrian12094: ofc the fucking naval blockade is back
[+6] u/Darkwolf22345: Probably get fucked again by AI/Chips
[+6] u/davidbigham: But i was told this Iran deal is done deal for like 100 times. 🤡🤡
[+6] u/BearlyBearishBear: Robocop game is kinda funny, you spend half the time blowing people's heads off and the other half writing parking tickets.
[+6] u/Amsnyc007: The key with options is to do the opposite of what your brain / common sense tells you. It should feel uncomfortable otherwise you are likely to lose money
[+6] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: **BREAKING NEWS**
**Just out from 🥭’s truth: “**>!you failed to buy puts, what’s it gonna take to get you stupid Bools in the game. Come tonight this country is mine, and anyone left plays by my rules. If you don’t want to be in the game sell to open calls and get out now. But the oil bears and regarded tech bools are sure in for a surprise.!< >!Ha ha!< >!haha ha.!<**”**
[+6] u/ShittyUsernane1222: Kospi to 0.
🥭 saluted an North Korean general and is actively bringing down the US hegemony to their knees.
[+6] u/scooterhomeimprover: Bro is actually tired and bored of Iran. Maybe just wants to drop a tactical nuke and call it a day.
[+6] u/spaurake: It is my great honor to nominate Mango as the douchebag of the century!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
DJBobo
[+6] u/ManBearPig_1983: Bruh. Warsh Sale too good.
[+6] u/No-Improvement3164: It’s my party and I’ll lie if I want to.
[+6] u/king_of_all_retards: 🫲 🫱
🫲 🫱
🫲 This is sleepy joe market 🫱
🫲 🫱
🫲 🫱
🫲 🫱
[+6] u/Regenbooggeit: So tomorrow we’re big green aye? Memory? Space? MAG7? Just send it, mmkay?
[+6] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: ORCL bears driving lambos
[+6] u/inmotion86: You fools gotta let go of the AI trade. It's dead. It's been pumped to uranus and now it's dumping. Rotating to commodities 🤑
[+6] u/doortoNarnia: market forgot to price in good bank earnings and cooked CPI
[+6] u/mayorolivia: Unlike April I think market has lost hope Iran conflict can be resolved
[+6] u/Cool-Employ-4830: wtf why did silver just jump $4
[+6] u/Mysterious-Device-53: DRAM n’ ~~CHILL~~ PANIC 🤡
LMAO
[+6] u/whodey84: Lead with "From zerohedge" so i can ignore the rest next time please
[+5] u/Severe-Bet-8364: Hey, mister Tacoman 🌮 , I don′t want no trouble
U just wanna drop my port' down to the floor
[+5] u/Waiting4Reccession: Need taco Tuesday + mango visiting a micron factory and saying he loves it because its just like his absolute favorite, McDonalds. Human hands never even touch the ~~fries~~ ram!
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Taco Tuesday... can we count on it? Can Taco Tuesday turn the tide...?
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: Korea gonna be greener than Shrek peen
[+5] u/Able_Durian_1832: Jpm and boa will end this recession tomorrow morning. It is going to be a great great start for the ER season
[+5] u/Friendly-Profit-8590: If I had just stuck with my initial trades instead chasing all over I would’ve done alright instead of being down. Silly basic shit I forget sometimes.
[+5] u/overmotion: my port is bleeding from its portopenis do you have any advice
[+5] u/No_Balls_Long_Calls: Down 146$ shame really. Could've bought a 15 inch tv with that. Now it's in some bears pocket. Shame.
[+5] u/Foreigntragedy: today was my single biggest loss ever in the stock market
[+5] u/Original_Air_2375: I gotta turn $200 into 10k
[+5] u/tiger1191: death, taxes and plummeting memory stock prices
[+5] u/areddituser4523167: So is orcl going bankrupt?
[+5] u/AshamedImagination50: Ima close my app and not come here for a while. Cya all in few hours
[+5] u/HighwayExotic2808: I’m sure the Koreans will wake up and be relieved to hear that the U.S. are officially the Guardians of the Hormuz Strait
[+5] u/nullzeroerror: Incoming Barak Ravid article in 5…
[+5] u/need20goodmen: I check ONDS price everyday and think about the person who bought my $13.50 bags. It helps me sleep at night.
[+5] u/CasherburyTales: I’d use that Time Machine to go back and smack my younger self for deciding to work in IT
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Who is this Brent Crude guy anyway??
[+5] u/Comfortable_Thing611: This is bullshit, i deserve more monies 😡
[+5] u/Able_Durian_1832: Why cause this uncertainty Mr President
[+5] u/oldprecision: I buy Korean cars and appliances, why have they forsaken me?
[+5] u/Training-Current9836: Same thing i do every day, DCA baby
[+5] u/dune2350: why cant we just get along? (for my calls)
[+5] u/Mr60SPX: >Chipotle is opening its first restaurant in Mexico
That seems pretty fucking retarded.
They should expand into breakfast.
[+5] u/OntologicalSquirrel: Incoming announcement at 9pm:
Costco is thereby obliged by law to reduce their hotdogs by 69% otherwise the dept of war will bring them into the stone age!
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: my stocks gonna bounce
[+5] u/Complex-Video-2202: 🥭 closed the gey again, after Iran export the hole oil and empty the tanks. genious
[+5] u/The_Unforgiving_Kram: I sold spy credit call spreads on friday, thought the market was gunna moon this morning and got out, tried to buy a s&p future at some point and got out for a quick loss, then made back half of my losses with a spx put debit spread which I exited for a small gain and it went on to hit max profit 🤪
these are the confessions of a retard
[+5] u/Odd-Block-2998: With this rate, I will single-handedly make Elon 2nd richest person in the world again with my SPCX stake.
[+5] u/Competitive-Water944: Riding the wave of an ambulance with its sirens on 😤
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Qqq 6m chart looking sketchy as shit
[+5] u/TimedOutClock: Y'all really need to go back to the fundamentals, shit that'll always be needed. Healthcare, energy etc. You can't lose even if shit hits the fan
[+5] u/DebtSpare6499: I bought RAM calls today
[+5] u/HayflickLimiter: Are my 30 NVDA $230c expiring in 3 weeks cooked? Already down -48% today
[+5] u/Ok-Run-8643: This shit is taking forever. Dropping 100k+ bombs to destroy $50 targets. Lockeed Martin is the only winner after all.
[+5] u/kemar7856: Why did Jensen lie about mrvl trillion dollar company my ass
[+5] u/TheGoodBunny: I have so much unrealized losses in gold - gld and iau. I bet when I sell it does a face ripping rally.
[+5] u/chimp-to-the-moon: Ban inheritance for boomers since they didn't really earn it. Restribute the wealth to everyone else
[+5] u/ljl1986: Sooo...Thursday speech is declaration of war and invasion day?
[+5] u/Dramatic_Cup_685: All Berkshire from here on.
[+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Bibi definitely sent a photographic reminder to the orange man. I don't see why else he would get so crazy now
[+5] u/WITCH2FAANG: What a surprise SPCX is dog shit LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/tcmart14: I am asking for a photo of the stock market holding a news paper for confirmation of life.
[+5] u/buttThroat: i bought some spy 1dte 754c right before close just cause why tf not
[+5] u/Hoodie-Embiid: SPY is up 9% YTD, what are you on about.
And it’s not even about any one specific year. It’s the average over decades
[+18] u/No-Magazine-4717: I got a new job!!!! After 4 interviews. Great company tho. So happy. Ready to donate some more money to the casino tomorrow.
[+15] u/CEOofBeanz: You’re all pathetic, weak losers. I just got an email that beautiful Ukrainian women want to see me.
[+15] u/jonneh: Damn these guys found all of the loopholes.
Need to wage war without congressional approval? Just do it 60 days at a time. It's like intermittent fasting except with bombs.
[+13] u/2020isgreat: "Korea Financial Supervisory Service: As of July 13, the cumulative total of over 1.2 million leveraged retail accounts across the Korean market triggered margin calls, with **approximately 320,000–360,000 accounts fully forcibly liquidated by brokers** (principal wiped out, some with partial negative balances owed to brokers)"
1/31 koreans lmfao
[+13] u/unikuenobody: From -$60k to -$54k. It's like jumping from the balcony. 60th floor vs 54th, same shit.
[+12] u/Ok_Product8015: I make 10k I feel nothing, I lose 10k I feel death
[+12] u/Dekuthegreat: A big 🖕to whoever convinced me to buy SoFi months ago. This stock has no bottom
[+12] u/Haikoe: If you really think 🥭 is able to get a deal from here, your mom was putting Tylenol in her wodka during pregnancy
[+11] u/Sam_Vicious2: I miss the days when this sub didn’t even know what kospi meant
[+11] u/AdCritical5383: Hey theta gang! 👋 >!Fuck you.!< 🙂
[+11] u/Practical-Device5350: Anytime you see someone say “the fundamentals haven’t changed” you automatically know it’s an mu/sndk bag holder
[+11] u/Necessary_Gene_1868: Judging from futures peace deal announced
[+11] u/Coffeewin: If you’re still in memory, pivot to prostitution
[+10] u/Enjzey: taco tuesday, calls green again, exhausted from winning
[+10] u/Severe-Selection-256: Fuck you let me gamble bitch
[+9] u/patelchief90: everyone making fun of MU bagholders, one day you’ll be the one having fomo. you didn’t buy it at $350 during last correction next time it pumps you’ll regret not buying it again.
[+9] u/tropicalia84: # LMAO OH MY GOD FUTES AREN'T FUCKING AROUND
# MAMMOTH CANDLES
[+9] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Remind you, people actually voted for this regard.
[+9] u/zmagickz: my car has held better value than my port
[+9] u/Icy-Tea-2954: I demand a TACO Tuesday and cooked CPI books in compensation for the blockade of hormussy
[+8] u/Paul_Robert_: Fixed the other guy's chart:
🟢 $MSFT = 🔴 $SPY
🔴 $MSFT = 🟢 $SPY
[+8] u/kwarknagel: All of this to distract us from a bunch of pedophiles
[+8] u/Cpryus: After all tech being down for weeks and we still like 2% from aths on spy, this market won't drop, calls
[+8] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: 🥭 Oval office looks like it was designed by a sheikh of a middle eastern country, making gold look like shit
[+8] u/LightDeflect1: Gonna delete my trading app, come back in a couple months
[+8] u/sirkarmalots: It has to be green tomorrow right?
[+8] u/Suavecore_: 🥭 saw the put:call ratio, exited his own puts before market close, then announced his peace deal. He and his family will continue to do this pattern forever while we live under the 🥭 dynasty
[+8] u/Content-Complex3274: The volatility means you are probably fucked. Not me though i got fucked long ago. Now I'll watch you get fucked and chill haha
[+7] u/music_is_gud: Almost all semi stocks available at a cheaper valuation now than start of the year 🤔
[+7] u/Slightlybadpicks: **Being an Oracle bag holder feels like dragging my nuts across a glass-covered rug every trading day.**
[+7] u/Katieblahblahbloo: Incoming: Iran: we have no idea what 🥭 is talking about
[+7] u/ThermalChaser: My strategic fucks reserve is depleted
[+7] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: When will the Taco tweet be released.
[+7] u/MoreOutcome8541: Futes don’t matter till kospi opens
[+7] u/winston511: Sometimes I wish I was too retarded to know about options and margin. I know just enough to lose everything but not enough to make money.
[+7] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Made 2k, bought some Pokemon cards (base Charizard and Blaine’s arcanine) got sushi and now time to bang my girlfriend
[+7] u/LadderAdmirable: You telling me that there is still a chance that they come begging for a deal again and cool CPI pushes us back to 760 by tomorrow open. LMAO
[+7] u/Own-Lavishness4029: I'll be holding. No buys. No sells. Just coasting.
[+7] u/Icommandyou: Looks like more oil tankers got hit, river to the sea oil will be free
[+7] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: Netanyahu holds 🥭 by the ⚽s
[+7] u/Donalds_Lump: Did everyone have fun today?
[+7] u/Yessirthisis: TRUMP ON IRAN: THINK A DEAL IS POSSIBLE
This time line is a joke man.
[+7] u/Czyzzle: It's very important to my mental health and financial well being that tomorrow is green
[+7] u/samaritan1331_: its a sacrifice I'm willing to make
[+6] u/Haikoe: Every day we get closer to a deal LMAO
[+6] u/PapaSpumante: Time to full port USO I guess
[+6] u/music_is_gud: Time to buy into super duper leveraged Korean stocks now that the previous holders are all liquidated.
[+6] u/Rouge_Assince9056: What are your thoughts on my situation. Last week I inherited 1000 shares of Citi stock but my grandpa bought it back in 2004 when it was $500 a share and it’s $140 rn. SMH first world problems
[+6] u/TreeofLibertyFood: Micron 1m chart has a really nice “M” pattern. Excellent branding, kudos to their marketing team.
[+6] u/VirgillMastercard: What a 🥭 day it was today!
[+6] u/WhoRuleTheWorld: Praise be to SpaceX pooooots
[+6] u/Leading_Price8742: Lost 7k and I'm done with options forever. Shit was Def just gambling to me I wasn't being smart. I had robinhood ban me from options forever. Thank God I realized I was being a degen before it blew up my finances fr. I'll still be around joshing tho guys. It was a fun couple months but I would trade it for many things, frankly
Please be safe and don't blow up your lives fellas. I'm a spoiled stem guy so I can afford this but many of you probably can't. Remember gambling has the highest suicide rate of any addiction. Get help if you need kt
[+6] u/Competitive_Ride: Just use those firefighting planes to move the oil. Has to be cheaper than 20%
[+6] u/Independent_Drop4317: I bought calls eod just for the taco Tuesday meme play 🤷🏻♂️
[+6] u/AntiOriginalUsername: It’s Tuesday tomorrow, you know what that means.
[+6] u/Icommandyou: Case for oil bull is too easy so the only thing is to short it along with treasury and reap benefits
[+6] u/NiceOwner: Still a memory chip shortage issue anyway you spin it..
[+6] u/shakazuluwithanoodle: We closed the door that was already open but don't worry all door should be free and open so we're gonna have a big fight over it. No wait we will block the closed door so it's blocked twice, no wait we will now become guardians of the door and charge a fee guarding the door, whether it is closed or open
[+6] u/leshermes: mango if you read this, play your TACO card and see it’s no longer effective anymore 🤡
[+6] u/AgentBlackwell: Pls keep the poors away from me
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: cat's new thing is 'getting stuck' on top of the fridge and cupboards and wailing for help.
That MFer then climbs onto my shoulder and flops down for a bit of a nap
[+5] u/vike42: If we don’t open our portfolio, then we didn’t lose money, right?
[+5] u/_rockthemike: Can’t liquidate me if I’m all cash suckers
[+5] u/youreaditfirst: Why are war stocks down during a fucking war? ONDS i need you to wake the fuk up baby
[+5] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: Well, gonna jerk off and go to sleep. See you tomorrow, regards.
[+5] u/nyse25: I'm in Vegas getting head rn what are you losers up to
[+5] u/chemtrailsmademe: Banks gonna shit the bed
[+5] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: It sells Asts or it gets the hose again
[+5] u/DufflebagJoe: I always liked North Korea better anyways 🇰🇵 🇰🇵
[+5] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: Homes not selling and rates going up? Hmmmm
[+5] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: Jpow would have raised rates already, spy would be at 800
[+5] u/skymagic: ‼️🅱️an 🅱️et Kosby 🫱🍩🫲 2h
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: !banbet
It has been nice knowing y'all 🫡
[+5] u/qui_tam_gogh: Trying to figure out how to price in living in hell
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Man Im so fucking glad I dont use leverage
[+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: My portfolio is being blockaded what do i do
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: usa setting up a toll on that strait is funny as fuck honestly
[+5] u/guywhosoldyouoptions: No way it's another red day tomorrow. We're in RED LIGHT GREEN LIGHT territory
[+5] u/Kinnins0n: Tomorrow is bastille day.
Calls on french fries.
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: Bears about to start walking in a very funny and strange way
[+5] u/Double_Biscotti_6364: SPY to 555 tomorrow. (Wtf do I know)
[+5] u/ElkQuiet1541: stock are recovering AH 🙏
[+5] u/Unh0lyCatf1sh: damn he's no longer fighting the war only at weekends now, shit must have gotten serious
[+5] u/Ok-Entrepreneur-8195: should i delete reddit and robinhood before kospi open or not
[+5] u/Any_Influence_8305: One of those days where GUH is an understatement 🥀
[+5] u/blowne30m3: No Iranian ships import/export. All other ships pay the troll toll.
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: MRVL before Jensen's "1 trillion company" comment: 219
MRVL now: 216
Bro just made thousands of bagholders
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Definitely sitting all cash lol
[+5] u/Unh0lyCatf1sh: 🥭going to war one last time for his boy Lindsey, its what he would have wanted
[+5] u/CreatingCreatively: We do love a good taco Tuesday
[+5] u/JReapercussionz: Time to lube my anos
[+5] u/hudson701: Hoping for a "begging for a deal" tweet tomorrow
[+5] u/xeuropa: ORCL what have you done to my boi🥲
[+5] u/j__walla: How many retards got calls at close?
[+5] u/slothropdroptop: Koreans can’t possibly keep selling, right?
[+5] u/TheNicestRedditor: Did we win the war today?
[+5] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: my 401k has 25 shares of LMT in it... just in case we implode.
[+5] u/hermeskino715: When are Vol 2 and Vol 3 of the Guardians of the Strait releasing?
[+5] u/adilmasoodkh: I keep buying 1dte calls every day, hoping tomorrow's my lucky day.
[+5] u/ChainOfThot: When we pillaging cuba? In the market for a big booty latina
[+5] u/StocksStormTrooper: WTF Waller is mentioning rate hikes if high inflation persist
[+5] u/PandoraBot: Spy is fine qqq isn't
[+5] u/Leading_Price8742: I found that most university desk jockeys were people who went to college for their hairbrained dreams then found out it didn't pay for shit and ended up trapped working for their own endentured servitude masters. They mad as hell
[+5] u/GPUssydestroyer: They all bought the top in memory they’re down a lot more than that
[+5] u/OkAlternative7705: Finally a real question in the chat
[+5] u/orcassharks: Why do they make cum nasty if you’re meant to swallow it?
[+20] u/RJ5R: "Iran's missile sites are completely wiped out" (2025)
"Iran's missile sites are completely wiped out" (February 2026)
"Iran's missile sites are completely wiped out" (March 2026)
"Iran's missile sites are completely wiped out" (April 2026)
"Iran's missile sites are completely wiped out" (May 2026
"Iran's missile sites are completely wiped out" (June 2026)
"Iran's missile sites are completely wiped out" (July 2026)
[+19] u/QueenAlicat: I love it when I add stuff to my watchlist and it goes 3x but when I actually buy stuff, I lose thousands of dollars 💸
[+16] u/kvndoom: I've watched a little Korean porn, and let me tell you, Korean dick look small in the movies but feels pretty damn big in my rectum.
[+13] u/WarrenOfdiesel: Alright fuckers you keep telling me to buy the dip on dram. That was 10 dips ago, I’m tired of dippin.
[+12] u/TheYearGuesser: I should have known it was the top when I was bragging to my wife how good I was doing.
[+12] u/BearyChristmas223: Things visible from space:
\- the Great Wall of China
\- the pyramids of Giza
\- the bags of RKLB and ASTS investors
[+12] u/csklmf: Just got released from jail
RKLB at $76, ASTS at $67
WTF
[+11] u/Standard_Tea8250: Bought the Mrvl dip and instantly went down 3%
[+11] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: Dear newborn 7 pound 8 ounce baby Jesus. Please bless this bountiful meal of kfc and Mountain Dew, my smoking hot wife and her boyfriend, and please don’t fuck my puts. Amen
[+11] u/9tacos: Idc I’m not selling. If I sell, it will rocket.
[+11] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: please one last pump man build a data center on kharg island i promise to take profit this time i was only kidding plz
[+11] u/Fantastic_Pirate3948: 🥭 out here idiot maxxing
[+10] u/DisgrunltedDan: 🥭 on IRAN: THINK A DEAL IS POSSIBLE
Bruh
[+10] u/wyudtix: I knew SPCX was cooked the moment Cathie Wood bought
[+10] u/Own-Recipe5908: Now tankers that are outside the strait are getting boomed. Also, notice that US has been having trouble intercepting Iranian missiles even though they're shooting way less.
[+9] u/simon975: nothing matters tonight except CPI print tomorrow, if it comes in hot we tanking hard after warsh's comments
[+9] u/Happy-Champion1661: this shit won't be over until KOSPI gets liquidated, something like -20% kinda day. Also if CPI is hot tomorrow we are 100% fucked
[+9] u/dFrame3070: Sam Altman and Dario Amodei spotted escaping into a small fishing vessel off the coast of San Francisco with duffel bags full of cash while Jensen Huang hurriedly untied the boat from the dock. This can’t be good.
[+9] u/upvz: a whole day of candles of doom and it continues. koreans going to dig so deep they'll pop out in south carolina at lindseys grave site.
[+8] u/kim82352: TACO Tuesday tomorrow morning ? SPY should go back to $760 by lunchtime.
[+8] u/Hairy_Meat_9428: Why did Koreans do this to us
[+8] u/malleable7: Memory trade is still intact, unless there are 50 more memory companies appear out of no where, the only direction is up in the short term. They’re still backed with orders until probably next year.
The trade is calls until October and rotate into crypto and let it ride for 4 years.
I say this being down $50k
[+8] u/Phantom400: So now our profits will be decided by Koreans?
[+8] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: kospi gonna fuck everyone today again??
[+8] u/Mrsir300: The sooner we get off oil and to electricity/nuclear, the sooner we can just box off the Middle East and act like it’s not a real place.
[+8] u/Allout-Okarun: Are you guys excited for all the calls that will be on sale tomorrow?
[+8] u/Many_Tip_3973: Earnings and CPI will bring everything back up.
[+8] u/diefy7321: Europoors r so fukt lmfao
Not only does the US have tariffs on their shit, their domestic companies getting cooked by gynese products, they have to spend more on their own military, support Ukraine, face huge immigration issues, pay the US a 20% toll on their shit going thru the strait, support their massive social welfare programs, and all while having no ac’s lmfaooooooooo
[+8] u/RJ5R: SPCX still 85% over valued
[+8] u/dFrame3070: https://preview.redd.it/neaunr37z2dh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e219284fb61e6c7299e01ef05d76ec337d0544a1
Has anyone seen three tech CEOs in a small fishing boat off the coast of San Francisco? Word is they have billions of cash on board and are fleeing the country
[+8] u/Due-Cat-6065: Not going to be surprised when we recover on Wednesday, and people are saying "We are so back, bers are screwed"
[+8] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: I'd support trump doing the Lindsay Graham, js.
[+8] u/AgitatedJump8459: Im just gonna ignore it all and keep on buying the dip
[+8] u/upvz: watching felon musk and scam altman expose each others fraud and scams is peak comedy.
[+8] u/nasdaqslut: I did cuz fuck it we ball
[+7] u/savethechows: r/oil bols bricked up rn like you can't even understand
[+7] u/HorseTanker: How is TSLA still valued at $1.4T? What fucking donkey is buying this piece of shit?
[+7] u/CalRippedken: Spy 1.5% off ATHs and this place is in shambles
[+7] u/TarrifJacksonJr: Retail was 100% correct about Semi's and AI
Hedge funds were slow to the party
But they have succesfully spooked retail and are snapping up semi/AI stocks at record pace
[+7] u/mmaisumm: #THEY TOLD YOU ROBOTS WOULD NEED USB THUNB DRIVES AND SD CARDS LMAO 😂🍟👉🛍️
[+7] u/No_Finding_9054: This market is a god damn joke
[+7] u/RJ5R: Largest single day increase in Brent crude today (8%)
All b/c orange threw a temper tantrum and said he is going to close the Strait he said that wasn't closed except for the blockade which was a response to Iran closing the Strait b/c we attacked them, that Hegseth said was never actually closed except for Iran shooting at ships, which wasn't closed before the war started.
[+7] u/Boring_Ad7277: koreans selloff > europoors buy > amerifats sell off. repeat for ever
[+7] u/Heineken_500ml: what a shit show
bloody everywhere
[+7] u/dFrame3070: Sell memory and buy SaaS. You’ll make your money back in two weeks. Or keep bag holding idgaf
[+7] u/ClassApart4253: so memory is cyclical but sk hynix and samsung are literally the only companies moving the market right now? yeah makes sense.
[+7] u/Due-Cat-6065: Starting to feel like the other Korea trades KOSPI
[+6] u/oliver2022: ^(Korea Financial Supervisory Service: As of July 13, the cumulative total of over 1.2 million leveraged retail accounts across the Korean market triggered margin calls, with approximately 320,000–360,000 accounts fully forcibly liquidated by brokers (principal wiped out, some with partial negative balances owed to brokers))
new DD, semis to the 🌕 or a whole country gets margin called to oblivion
[+6] u/BeepBoopDep: Kospi pumps tonight, cause that'd be the most regarded thing to do, and kospi has been very regarded recently.
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: Gonna fill up after work. I see 8 bucks a gallon soon bc it’s clear taco has lost all fucking control of this war.
[+6] u/Incognadeau: Hoping uso sees more green tomorrow
[+6] u/SpaceXBear: Imagine being an escort in Saudi Arabia and the airport just got bombed
[+6] u/IDrinkSulfuricAcid: ORCL sellers: ''Stock is down 60% off ATH, so NOW is the right time to sell''
[+6] u/piss_stored_in_balls: SPCX at record low valuations this has literally never happened before in the history of SPCX what a generational opportunity
[+6] u/rhuffq: If Iran told Trump that he was actually number two on their hit list I bet he’d be pissed.
[+6] u/Bravadette: Is SPY getting ready to dump again...
[+6] u/Ok-Indication-3754: I just closed down the app today and made myself not make any dumb decision
[+6] u/Mean-Muscle-Beam: sk hynix -4.12% premarket
[+6] u/WrappedRocket: It’s gotta pump again soon right? 🥭 wouldn’t let this continue!?
[+6] u/Standard_Tea8250: I think I bought the dip to early
[+6] u/RougarouGumbo: was just going to drink a beer tonight but maybe ill pick something off of Schedule I instead
[+6] u/weewoowewoooo: DRAM is dead holy shit lmfaooooo
[+6] u/ILoveWesternCenter: A generation of koreans are financially cooked
[+6] u/IntrepidToday0: Everyone is suddenly bearish and knee-deep in puts. That’s the bottom signal
[+6] u/TarrifJacksonJr: Fear will show you what you are running from instead of what you should be running towards
[+6] u/Ujmnhy152: Drill team six reporting for duty
[+6] u/Frequent-Length-9966: Please don't fuck me over Jamie Dimond.
[+6] u/DondeEstaMeGlasses: Buying ASTS with every dollar I have left
[+6] u/FunkyMonk100k: Don’t tell me that, I just bought $139 calls…
[+6] u/Icy_Jelly_315: I'm the dude giving it to you
[+6] u/mr_malifica: What are forced margin call liquidations?
[+5] u/QuantrixQuintrix: Unsolved mysteries hosted by Robert stack was scary AF
[+5] u/sergechewbacca: Just saw on my trading app that some analyst has a price target of $800 for SpaceX lmao
[+5] u/dbainerr: ready for a chill kospi drill sesh tbh
[+5] u/mr_stupid_face: Today’s Wendy’s dumpster shift was ok. Making up for my losses one handful at a time.
[+5] u/Allout-Okarun: No one posts the dancing bears anymore :( :( it’s my favorite when shit hits the fan
[+5] u/Chromaticism: I bought a replace hard drive for my NAS and it was $1000, invest in WDC
[+5] u/bidahtibull: Raymond James reiterates Strong Buy on SpaceX stock, $800 target.
🙃
[+5] u/Bam2458: So will my E-ZPass work in the Strait of Hormuz? I don’t carry change anymore. Huge inconvenience.
[+5] u/AprilsSecretAccount: Arkay is a new whiskey with zero alcohol, zero calories, and zero guilt. And, I predict, zero sales.
[+5] u/Stryker9110: Mango just struck Kharg island
[+5] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: This Korea thing is funny and all, but when in this fantasy do they buy they shares so they can dump them each evening?
[+5] u/youdirtyhoe: What’s everyone thinking; bad CPI tomorrow or fake green dildo mango’d CPI?
Im thinking good print. Our dear leader likes to day trade and he bought some cheapie stocks today. But i lose all summer every summer idk shit.
[+5] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Is the recovery in the room with us?
[+5] u/Stealthless: Fuck Sandisk oh my God… it’s over
[+5] u/Allout-Okarun: It will fade up to open, 18 mins of grind up, then plummet
[+5] u/PompeiiSketches: oil tankers are exploding **🌈**
[+5] u/tgaccione: Just gimme a green day tomorrow so I can sell all my shit pls
[+5] u/RJ5R: **S** ecure
**P** rofit
**C** lose
**X** it
[+5] u/csklmf: what a joke, we are reliving 2022 once again
[+5] u/Technical_Sea_5022: Bought NVDA 220 for Aug into the close. Thinking we get a bounce at the very least
[+5] u/MrGunny94: I checked in my twitter notifications before and after shower
Trump - 'That's it I'm bombing them'
10 mins later after my shower
Trump - 'A deal is possible'
lmao
[+5] u/Kitchen-Raccoon4572: Freak the fuck out and sell everything
[+5] u/LivelyPants: Who’s playing NFLX this week?
[+5] u/Vlisa: Bull or Bear, we can all be happy we're better traders than Eric Trump.
[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Will be surprised AF if inflation comes in at or below 2.9% tomorrow
[+5] u/Dependent-Capital532: Blood Tuesday incoming
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: The top is so fucking in
[+5] u/Kindled808: Or just not use it at all
[+14] u/jokull1234: Korean memory stocks crash, causing US memory stocks to crash, which causes Korean memory stocks to crash, etc
[+14] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Fuck my goddamn life dude. Fuck SNDK fuck this goddamn memory bullshit.
It always fucking rockets when I'm not holding, and shits the goddamn bed when I am holding.
FUCKING FUCK MY GODDAMN LIFE.
[+12] u/frumpydrangus: Actually you can flip a coin and be wrong 10 times in arow
[+12] u/Independent-Eye9513: I’ve decided this war needs to stop. I’m flying to Israel for peace talks right now
[+10] u/King_Tyler: The Islamic republic of Japan and United Arab Koreans are coming 😱
[+9] u/DuAbUiSai: Do not open the kospi!
[+9] u/palmanul: 2.5% of total Korean population got margin calls
wtf
[+9] u/Ok-Ship-4625: KOSPI said it was riced in
[+9] u/TravelingTraders: SPY 755 after cooling CPI pushing rate hike odds down.
TACO Tuesday boys let’s go
[+9] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Today's actions in the stock market proves to me most people don't know what the fuck they're doing
The AI story still looks solid & the HBM/memory/storage story still looks underappreciated to me. What I saw today is a big mismatch between a multi-year investment cycle and a market that reacts to every 48-hour headline. I think that mismatch creates the volatility and for patient investors the opportunity, especially if you're holding Micron & SanDisk.
[+9] u/Emergency-Half-3122: I genuinely don't think there are any retail stockholders in Korea left
[+8] u/Yodaboy170: really regret not selling my sndk call at +5k last Thursday lmao
[+8] u/Ble_h: KOSPI goes in and out of a correction every other day. That is a sign of a very healthy market.
[+8] u/Joey-Cap: How does an entire indice trade like doge coin during covid
[+8] u/enc-nyc: Do I fill my bathtub w gasoline again?…
[+7] u/vote_for_peter: There’s so much uncertainty these days. Going to rotate more into quality names like WEN
The Baconator is recession-proof and none of its inputs come through the Straight of Hormuz. Easy money.
[+7] u/Leaguefizzics: How fucked am I exactly, give it to me straight
[+7] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Korea fakeout dumping premarket for the pump at open. Watch
[+7] u/Bichael-Murry: my best investments that i didn't know they were actual investments (higher ROI last 5 years)
\- 1TB SSD by samsung, for $70 -> now $250 (257% increase)
\- Xbox series X, for $450 ish -> $800 ish now (77% increase)
\- Switch 2, for $450 -> $500 in September (11% increase)
imagine not investing in consoles and usb sticks, fucking lol tbh
[+7] u/ihopethisworksfornow: # MAXIMUM FUD: ENGAGE OVERDRIVE MODE
IRAN WAR TALKS FAILED
HORMUZ CLOSED
HOUTHIS ATTACKING SAUDIS
OIL PRICE SHOCK 2.0
INFLATION FOR REAL THIS TIME
PRIVATE CREDIT BLACK SWAN
BLACKROCK
SUPPLY CHAINS
AI CAPEX
DRAM SUPPLY GLUT
BOOTS-ON-GROUND INVASION
CHINA TRADE WAR
INVASION OF GREENLAND
CUBAN COLD WAR BIOWEAPON HAVANA SYNDROME
TARIFFS
SOLAR FLARE
SOFTWAREMAGEDDON
OIL TANKER SUNK
PIPELINE DESTROYED
# KOREA
[+7] u/whitepug: Are there any korean grannies left to buy this dip 😭
[+7] u/cantTankThisFox: The year is 2040, SPY has been stuck in 7400-7600 range for 14 years straight. Companies now trade at .6 P/E. WSB has 10 active users.
[+7] u/-IQ200: Bless Korean Jesus. 🙏
[+7] u/PNWPlayZ: okay KOSPI is too much. can we not be tacked to some insane market please? thanks.
[+7] u/drakilian: Semis: down 10%
Microsoft: up 1%
Next day:
Microsoft: down 1%
Semis: up 2%
This is not equivalent exchange
[+6] u/Spez_is-a-nazi: So next is a U shape?
[+6] u/kant12: We're about to be up bigly.
[+6] u/yourgirl696969: Lol Naver stopped showing pre-market data on the website for Korean stocks. Not a good sign
[+6] u/ScrewChaseBank: It just keeps fucking drilling
[+6] u/-IQ200: My 2dte calls I took at close likely opening -40%
[+6] u/Ok-Ship-4625: Ready for another KOSPI circuit breaker you feel me
[+6] u/Infamous_Ad3866: I don’t want profit anymore I just want go to back even 🥲🥲
[+6] u/bkns356: according to Korea financial supervisory service, as of 13 July 1.2mil leveraged retail accounts got margin call and 320k to 360k accounts got liquidated
roof korean about to get a whole new meaning
[+6] u/StrawberryChae: You idiots had all day to buy USO
[+6] u/Datsyuk131313: **Korea Financial Supervisory Service:** As of July 13, the cumulative total of over 1.2 million leveraged retail accounts across the Korean market triggered margin calls, with approximately 320,000–360,000 accounts fully forcibly liquidated by brokers (principal wiped out, some with partial negative balances owed to brokers)
[+6] u/Joey-Cap: Booking a flight to Korea...i got to see this shit for myself in real time
[+6] u/Nervous-Sky2414: USO just crested over 120.
[+6] u/stonksf: Intc under 100 tomorrow
[+6] u/Curious_Proof_5882: Ya it’s done. We’re cooked. Koreans are freaking the fuck out
[+6] u/Evander85: Korea waited 2min to gap down instead of open gap down. Bullish
[+6] u/ChloroVstheWorld: My friends who are in memory are going “I don’t mind losing more, money is fake anyway”. Definitely a sell signal if i’ve ever seen one 😭😭😭😭
[+6] u/Meeting_Ok2: Fake numbers tmmr so we gotta pump
[+6] u/Puzzleheaded-Media16: is Kospi going to be 2 cents by the end of this session
[+6] u/Thegreenpatriot: Goodnight my sweet prince MU
[+6] u/Diguojigood: get ready for kospi pump!
[+6] u/RegardMode: another day another kospi circuit breaker
[+6] u/Fit-Employ3623: Guys: "women have unhealthy obsession in relationship"
Also guys: *proceeds to waste entire day on spy candle and proceeds to waste entire night on kospi candles*
[+6] u/iamjt: Holy shit the index is actually fighting back
[+6] u/Fun_Self6505: Seeing mu green afterhours feels better than 💦 rn
[+6] u/HoneyBadger552: i just want them to quit driving
[+5] u/Radiant_Yesterday_51: If you cant get the other side to quit after offering 300+ billion and bunch of other concessions, you got major problems lol
[+5] u/Dectane12345: Is everybody having a good time?
[+5] u/Ble_h: DO NOT RELEASE THE KOREANS.
[+5] u/RegardMode: koreans huh. can't breed, can't hold stock
[+5] u/ting-ting_jahe: Really glad I ditched DRAM
[+5] u/Benromaniac: Make oil companies rich again!!!
[+5] u/Lelwrektnub: Here we go, the korean premarket is already setting up for an opening bell circuit breaker. I'm getting DRAMMED
[+5] u/-IQ200: Margin call = bank pump, yeah?
[+5] u/Lori-Lightfoot: # no shot i wake up tomorrow to the kospi drilling all night again
[+5] u/youyololiveonce: Koreans getting Margin Called
[+5] u/patricktu1258: V me like one of your French girl
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Korea does know you have to buy in order to make the price go up right?
[+5] u/Pete26l96: My bro's getting married later next year and my dumb ass parents spent $20k on gold jewelry for gifts in Jan when shit was at a high. Above that I just found out my dad bought $75k worth of silver bars when it was at $100 usd an oz
they lower-middle class people as well which is the funny part
[+5] u/CleftyHeft: lmfao why do u guys keep giving the koreans money only for them to dump it
[+5] u/PlanSeekX01: 10% green on oil holy fuck some lucky mfers getting fat rich
[+5] u/KundaliniVibes: This ORCL drop has gotta be some kind of 1 month record for a former $700 billion dollar company
[+5] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: no taco please, i have nothing left but these oils calls
[+5] u/Fast_Reputation_5666: MSFT seems like gold rn, good place to keep your money during these dark times
[+5] u/cryptohorn: Cnbc was pumping spcx and hynix ipo and left retail holding the bag
[+5] u/CD274: -8 retail selling, +1.6 foreign buying, +6.5 institutions buying on Kospi
And holy whipsaw action
[+5] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: how the fuck do you go from -2% to +2% to -3% to 0 in 12 minutes
Crazy people
[+5] u/Ok-End-3213: Futures moving like a meme stock
[+5] u/Lelwrektnub: You regards need to go on Naver to check Kospi, stop reading the delayed ticker
[+5] u/Brilliant_Object_847: You mean Dr Jesus the Guardian of the Hormuz Strait?
[+5] u/PNWPlayZ: too bullish in here. Market crash incoming
[+5] u/JayWhizz007: earnings season starts slowly this week with ASML and TSM and ramps into the end of this month with hyperscalers like META and GOGGLE. the markets are dumping it is clear sign that big guys want to buy cheap and then retail will drive the rally. Mango is in on the plan , watch how narratives change in August and everything rips. TLDR: buy the effin dip!
[+5] u/Diguojigood: Squid Game Origin - KOSPI
Tonight, more blood?
Presented by $NFLX
[+5] u/boo__radlib: Goodbye Koreans🫡
If you're still a bull, get fucking liquidated 🫡 🇺🇸
[+5] u/Lelwrektnub: Millions of Koreans are ready to click the sell button in 4 minutes
[+5] u/RegardMode: kospi -2% already lmao
[+5] u/throwingitanyway: glad i filled up the gas tank this weekend. is that futures trading?
[+5] u/thatsgoodpickitup: Wake and bake, then smoke some weed
[+5] u/Diamond-Key197: Im tired of fucking winning
[+5] u/No-Butterfly-9989: They’re just tryna get a good fill price
[+21] u/h4fiz: This place is amazing. Where else are you going to meet so many confidently wrong people in one place
[+15] u/FIREJourneybullgang: We’re so due for a 10% MU and 15% SNDK like the good old days
[+14] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Error** — You're banned from banbets for 84 more hours
[+12] u/Fit_Feedback5981: KOSPI I love you I retract all negative statements
[+11] u/Competitive-Elk9326: Why are there so many non patriotic un American 🅱️ers in here rooting against our big beautiful stock market 😠
[+10] u/whitehypeman: Kospi, hormuz, dram, all brand new words that never even existed a year ago to us regards
[+10] u/AcanthocephalaIcy571: KOSPI doing bear traps now. Order may be restoring in the markets
[+10] u/TheSauce69: Yugely big green by open
[+9] u/ten7four: Me down -15% on oil: "Please oil I don't want profits anymore, just get me back to break even and I will sell"
Me at breakeven on oil: "Never selling this shit oil to 200 LFGGGG"
[+9] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Gentlemen, it is my pleasure to inform you that on my day off today I caught a big fish 🐟
[+9] u/wattap: THERES A KOREAN IN ALL OF US
I BELIEVE
[+8] u/Thin_Cat8817: 2 tankers in the strait hit. Guess we arent guaranteeing protection after all huh
[+8] u/D1finalboss: Ah yes lunchtime, I think I’ll go into the break room and warm up my salmon in the microwave 🤡
[+8] u/Pale-Silver-8178: knowing im not the only tard losing money is so reassuring this is an emotional support group in a way.
[+8] u/AllTimeTy: https://preview.redd.it/jl2mzuoyj3dh1.jpeg?width=865&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d96900220884b347c22e6d3d762700edc89d7dc
[+8] u/BatChemist: sooooooooooooo we open green?
[+8] u/longGERN: Y'all chip portfolios about to take ozempic
[+8] u/Spy300: >TRUMP: MAKING A SPEECH TO NATION ON THURSDAY EVENING, AT 9 P.M. EASTERN
He declares war on Thursday night. Emergency rate cuts follow shortly.
[+7] u/SooperShak: US: No Iran, you can’t charge a toll.
Also US: we’re gonna charge a toll.
[+7] u/SteamyG0uda: UNH 500 or 350 after earnings
source: my balls
[+7] u/therealcoon: Regards here reacting to every 0.1% move bloody hell.
[+7] u/Hot-Audience-5568: Guys the spy obv gonna be like 4 percent up at open with all these silly boys thinking they caught close to the top
[+7] u/wattap: "daddy, why are we rich?"
"son, I bought AI datacenter hardware plays on a pullback"
\- you in 5 years
[+7] u/w8w8dont: So Koreans can buy after all...
[+7] u/Top-Meaning2626: LINDSEY GRAHAM'S SISTER HAS A GRINDR PROFILE
[+7] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: LMAO bers - look at that Kospi!
[+7] u/AKNJ907: Lindsey grahams sister and Mitch Mconnell’s niece selected to lead research into you being gay
[+7] u/Aldribuds: nice hormuuz you have there. it would be a shame if something happened to it
[+7] u/Prior_Service2212: Why is everyone so excited, it’s only up by a little.
[+7] u/Drchubbypanda: I am seeing flairs like "Verified $122k" - what's this?
[+6] u/Adventurous_Garlic58: Someone sk’d my Hynix😳
[+6] u/visionarymind: Aye, Pledge Allegiance 🫡
To my Bags 🛍️🛍️
Adrift in The United Straits of 🅰️merica
& to the public bathroom without fans 🪭
One station filled with smog 🍑💨
Unbreathable 😶🌫️
With margin calls for all 🏦☎️📞
[+6] u/Fresh_Membership7914: They’re begging to make a deal
[+6] u/TrickyDickCheney: You guys are absolute degenerates for watching what some meme Korean market is doing
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: My daddy wanna caught a bullet by his bare hands. No bullshit
[+6] u/naturelovaaa: SPY +2% possible tomorrow?
[+6] u/ballzstreetwets: I admit, I bought calls, end of day. I'm cooked 🍳
[+6] u/FartPolluter: Apart from "The Russians actually killed Lindsay Graham while he was touring a drone factory in ukraine", a disappointing lack of mad conspiracy theories America. Losing your edge
[+6] u/Sick0h: Is this pump that I'm feeling?
Is this the pump that I've been searching for?
Is this pump, or am I dreaming?
This must be pump, 'cause it's really got a hold on me
[+6] u/EvilShadow80: How much to enter that HorMuzzy?
[+5] u/chuastan: Guardians of the galaxy now want 30% of all WSB profits. Only to realise there is none :(
[+5] u/znightmaree: 1 bomb = 1 shrek
Let em rip
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: How is 🌽 STILL over 60k? Crazy
[+5] u/PenguinOfB00m: Fun fact: the day I decided to start trading is the exact day the current run that triple topped and is crashing and burning started.
[+5] u/incaseofmisuse: spy dipped to $720 and recovered. But people are crying about a little dip to $740? go eat bers dick you paperhand bitches.
[+5] u/Reasonable_Sport_181: That v saved my -1k to -180🥹
[+5] u/longGERN: Using all of Earth's money and resources for ad and image generation is just poetic
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Had to look up why everyone's saying ladybugs
😭😭😭😭 WHY.
[+5] u/OldWallaby4822: 3-6-9 dam she finnee, hoping she can sock it to me just one more timmmee
Get low.
Get low, Get low, Get low!
(I'm holding calls)
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Yawn....more buying tomorrow I guess....
[+5] u/yayahi: Im up so bigly today. Still red YTD but that’s what I get for being a gay bear. At least I’m consistent
[+5] u/Fish4YouFish4Me: 🌮 Tuesday. SPY is green EOD tomorrow
[+5] u/housemouse431: we pump into thursday then mango says "ground troops" lmao
[+5] u/astromouse2024: So the king of shit holes is speaking on Thursday?
[+5] u/WishboneSingle3108: JPMORGAN rates MU neutral from overweight. Doomsday for memory stocks ?
[+5] u/swong0: The curse of Cramer. Fked up my intel call
[+5] u/barelyreadsenglish: Member in the 80s when we knew counting on the middle east for oil was a bad idea? Good thing we used the last 50 years prudently discovering alternatives. Wait you mean we only started storing larger amounts of oil in tanks and basically used all the storage in 4 months?
[+5] u/BDObadguy: Never thought third world leverage would affect my portfolio but here we are.
[+5] u/savemoney_god: # The ship navigators should just try to find a map glitch around the strait of hormuz before Iran patches it 🤌
[+15] u/Over-Tangelo-2067: I bought the absolute top, just fascinating
[+13] u/ShindleSpear: Bad news guys
I touched grass today and totally missed losing money in the market
What does it mean
[+13] u/Xzlk: The 8th wonder of the world is how Korea built TWO trillion dollar companies using only a sell button
[+11] u/Putrid_Pollution3455: I’m about to delete all social media and go on a bendy. I quit.
[+11] u/captain_casino: I dont trust my Korean friend anymore and I don't think he even trades
[+11] u/tar_baby33: That MUU guy on Twitter is getting wrecked.
[+10] u/eyerollingsex: Push me to the edge
All my stocks are red
[+9] u/31andnotdone: I listen to eye of the tiger when I revenge trade back to flat after giving up 800% gains.
[+9] u/UniversityFrosty2426: I think Kospi is gonna end barely positive.
Source: The percolator
[+9] u/danyallah_: How the fuck are they still selling
[+9] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: Dear taco, fuck u and ur ego. Fuck u too palantir.
[+8] u/TheSentientReptile: SpaceX should try starting a somali daycare
[+8] u/StrifeRaZoR: Umm...there's 22,000 940 Calls with open interest tomorrow on SPY. 940 CALLS. Not 740. I shit you not.
https://optioncharts.io/options/SPY/open-interest?expiration_dates=2026-07-14%3Aw&option_type=all&strike_range=all
Did someone fat-finger 22,000 contracts with a typo here? If so, this has absolutely made my week so much more enjoyable. Lmfao...
[+8] u/Illustrious-Ad-8103: Koreans are genuinely retarded
[+8] u/Moldy_Birdie: KOSPI more like costly
[+8] u/Final_Ad9418: For next time once the stock starts its own dedicated sub I will be exiting my position
[+8] u/eyerollingsex: As I get older, I see why old people are a little racist
[+7] u/FeverTreeCloud: You are gonna get fucked like a porn star
[+7] u/bringkiteback: Bruh you think I can read Korean you stupid fuck
[+7] u/31andnotdone: Do you have what it takes?
[+7] u/Fast_Concentrate1838: I don't know what to do and i'm too scared to make any moves😭😭💔
[+7] u/tar_baby33: Im thinking of going to all cash.
[+7] u/MostAmusedBear: The time to go all cash has passed.
[+7] u/Relative-Parfait-385: With sk hynix kr at -3%, it is now -40% ish from ATH 😢
[+6] u/Independent_Term5790: Koreans are built different
[+6] u/justanaveragejoe520: Jesus Christ the 30 year hit 5.10% today and barely any news on it.
This shits going to implode soon boys
[+6] u/Broad_Front7788: Hey Alexa why don't the masses sink billionaires yachts?
[+6] u/YogurtclosetMajor323: The koreans should know that I love them and I want to come and visit and we hosted foreign exchange students in our house here in america and if they love america they should buy because the average american isnt selling shit
[+6] u/tessie_trades: Nothing I’ve lost it all
[+6] u/tar_baby33: What the fuck are the Koreans doing?
[+6] u/FOMO_Gains: What are South Koreans going do with all this money? Buy 1st class train passes everywhere?
[+6] u/HomingSunlight: Ughh
[https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1uvjzmv/us\_outbreak\_of\_parasite\_causing\_watery\_diarrhea/](https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1uvjzmv/us_outbreak_of_parasite_causing_watery_diarrhea/)
[+6] u/SalemKinkTrials: Either SPY pumps tomorrow or I get pumped but there will definitely be a pumping of sorts.
[+6] u/Independent_Term5790: Korean hasn’t heard no bell
[+6] u/Clearsky_Beyond: TSMC's June Revenue Up 67.9% Year-Over-Year
Memory Is Far From Over.
But, even if earnings report is strong, stock will still get sold off.
[+5] u/ExternalDull1905: i actually am gonna need tomorrow to be a banger please im done coping these are straight up prayers
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: I am 6 feet from the edge and I am thinking
Maybe 6 feet
Ain't so far down 😭
[+5] u/YogurtclosetMajor323: my flair should read "verified margin call"
[+5] u/New-Length5593: The casino is rigged
[+5] u/31andnotdone: you see, what had happened was..
[+5] u/guosongtao: Hoping South Koreans would have your back during battles is what gave your granddad his temper , now it’s your turn son
[+5] u/yeahyoubored: Another geopolitical crisis brought to you by ego, oil, and men who believe in imaginary sky gods
Calls it is
[+5] u/Red_Zone_Broly: #What stocks you buying when 🥭 eventually TACOs?
[+5] u/No-Weakness-3095: Regretting my calls I bought end of day
[+5] u/Kickboy21: In 20 years, we’ll be paying $50 for a burrito now that $15-18 burritos are the norm
[+5] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: I feel like Rick Flair is the next logical successor to the Senate seat.
[+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: Deja vu I’ve just been in this place before
[+5] u/sami_regard: Just follow navy sub for the strike news. Looks weapon is still hot tonight.
[+17] u/kumako10: You know you are over leveraged when you check the overnight market every 2 min
[+15] u/Massander: "Korea Financial Supervisory Service: As of July 13, the cumulative total of over 1.2 million leveraged retail accounts across the Korean market triggered margin calls, with **approximately 320,000–360,000 accounts fully forcibly liquidated by brokers** (principal wiped out, some with partial negative balances owed to brokers)"
Holy fuck lol
[+13] u/yeedub: wow this war feels like a self inflicted error
[+11] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Jpow probably laughing his ass off right now
[+11] u/MagneticRetard: everyone blaming KOSPI and not the Hormuz blockage that orange ape decided to bring back
[+11] u/tocinoman: I shouldn't have sold my poots. Look at my dumb ass taking profits
[+10] u/silverfutes: bunch of pussies in here tonight, calls at open
[+10] u/cbusoh66: 36,000 Americans died in the Korean war so SK hynix and Samsung can control the memory supply worldwide
[+10] u/jfwelll: Ill save the market and panic sell at open
[+10] u/WorldlyWar2143: Whenever I need to get shit off my chest, I come to WSB. I appreciate y'all for being real people sometimes, able to give opinions and thoughts, aside from all the ber bol retard bullshit.
Life's been hitting me like a train lately, and I'm not even sure I wanna be here for long. Idk man, somethings in the air that I just can't shake.
Why'd everything have to be like this? Where's the pleasure or purpose? When did I become so miserable? I'm not sure, but, I'm grateful for my community of retards that is you guys.
Sometimes I just sit here and bitch about my bs, and y'all really come through for me. Its appreciated, and if I ever become a billionaire or something, I'll be sure to stop by here first when I'm feeling generous.
Every retard here deserves big bags and a worry free life. Really.
[+9] u/MagicMoon: So basically the Kopsi is SPY now?
[+9] u/Typical-Layer-1253: Micron down -0.8% overnight - Bears “ MEMORY IS CRASHING OMG”
[+9] u/WorldlyWar2143: Genuinely don't know what to do with my life. Nothing feels good, nothing calls me, I wanna work but I don't wanna waste my life away in some dead end job because I had no ambition to do anything otherwise.
Fuck man, what a stupid ass first world problem I have.
Seriously considering emptying the brokerage and savings acc's and just sending it around the world until I end up dead from some OD somewhere on a dirt road in Vietnam
[+9] u/Dependent-Media-1857: i make bad financial decisions
[+9] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Sandisk going back to $35
[+9] u/slappedindaface: I felt a great disturbance in KOSPI, as if millions of voices margin called and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
[+8] u/ajibtunes: ngl shaving your dick feels like a whole rebrand
[+8] u/Nitor_: Korean retails got melted last night on margin calls... MU seems de-risked at this point. I'm in at $908
[+8] u/supersourskitz: If you really thought it was over you’d sell it all and full port puts
[+8] u/Muted-South4737: Sugar we're going down swinging
[+8] u/No-Guarantee-4657: KOSPI is saved. Retail Koreans were able to find more loans to buy the dip.
[+8] u/tortu995: And people said micron was the shittiest of the three, lol good luck holding something that koreans will be force selling at 1x foward because they were on insane amount of leverage thinking it can't go lower.
[+8] u/FinePerformance1046: Because everyone is in the stocks 30% from their highs
[+7] u/Fancy_Goat685: You mean stocks shouldnt be up 3500% in a year ?
[+7] u/ez399017: Korea won’t stop selling lmao
[+7] u/BoomerSharkBoy: Any SPCX $200 holders still alive out there ?
[+7] u/Useful_Donut6789: Good evening fellow long term investors
[+7] u/catfromgarfield: Seems like Kospi is just something to look at while US markets are closed
[+6] u/Desperate_Clue_6201: it’s morning for them lmao
[+6] u/GodLevelRedditor: My wife was more upset about me selling her socks than the money I lost after the sales
[+6] u/Mr-Bonnet: CALLS COOKED
THANKS OBAMA
[+6] u/Jerikolol: Wake up, check Kospi. Ah shibal. Log off and cry. Repeat x1 month
[+6] u/Just_Function_7040: All this is noise…wait for cpi tomorrow morning
[+6] u/Wunder_Bred: SPY is going to open so red tomorrow
[+6] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: We have at least three more months of this ber
[+6] u/ResultAfraid8340: 105% return on SPX puts thanks kospi
[+6] u/Next-Sentence-8426: CCCCCCOOOOMBOO CIRCUIT BREAKER INTO SIDECAR FINISH
[+5] u/New_Competition_410: Oh yeah , time to cry
[+5] u/BIGPOTHEAD: You're a cuck, harry
[+5] u/cheweyy: KOSPI said the n word
[+5] u/Gaston44: After Kospi hits 0 what happens
[+5] u/foxasintheanimal: No Tacos on Tacos Tuesday means the market crashes.
[+17] u/plzplzplztendies: Apparently the leading cause of divorce, is marriage.
[+12] u/civillyRange: Real talk if you dont floss your breath smells like dick cheese and the only reason you don't notice is your dick suck is right under your nose so you're smell blind to it
Wanna get laid? Floss yoir damn teeth. Dentist rant over
[+10] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: I miss the last week of June, everything was mooning
[+9] u/hayleybts: I might be a regard but I ain't no spcx bagholder lmao
[+8] u/j_b_1983: Just 6 more minutes and we can pretend this day never happened
[+8] u/plzplzplztendies: # MARGIN CALL THE KOREANS
[+8] u/CharacterInTheMatrix: I need a giant green dildo
[+8] u/East-Description-243: Everyone so bearish. Shits gonna rocket again.
[+8] u/No_Cover3040: Sell everything. it’s over
[+7] u/Jay3377: SPY should dictate KOSPI, not the other way around
[+7] u/teh_herper: # YOU JUST KNOW THE SECOND YOU BUY PUTS ON DRAM OVERNIGHT IT'LL REVERSE +20%
[+7] u/frazell: I have calls expiring tomorrow. I'm cooked.
[+6] u/Street-Corporation: Calls on praying to god
[+6] u/freeze_god69: This Thursday night pump from 🥭 about to be historic
[+6] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: The Korea government, after their economy collapses, will have to look at regulating leveraged investments for their retailoids. Their 3x levered panic trades are going to crash the market.
[+6] u/Altair82: You aren't wrong. As soon as those leveraged ETFs hit, the shit began hitting the fan.
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: I have a 745p so the market will bounce here
ALSO I AM NOW CHARGING A 20% tariff on thread comments
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+6] u/Any-Presentation5438: What if, SPY is just a game that was being played by a random dude in other universe?
He currently has 7460 tokens to loose.
KOPSI is level 3 high simulation game
[+6] u/Tricky-Opinion-6162: such a great -5% pump
[+6] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Excited for financials earnings kicking off tomorrow. Lots of tailwinds for money center banks imho.
[+6] u/Lopsided_Process5141: bought calls.
At close.
In tech.
Not ghey.
[+6] u/CheesecakeCandid3635: Lord if u let me recover I promise I’ll put everything in a diversified etf
With a couple of small options here and there
[+6] u/Majestic-Baby-3407: CPI 8:30am. Market will whipsaw at 8am one direction, then whipsaw the other direction at 8:30am, which will sort of logically make sense based on what the report says, then at 9:30am at open it will inexplicably whipsaw completely nonsensically in the opposite direction for no apparent reason. Pump (or dump) that way till 9:45 am, and then reverse course again sharply till 10am. Then it will chop chop chop for a little while before steadily continuing in that direction. My prediction, given everything going on, is that that direction will be down. So definitely buy calls at open at 9:44am because the market can read my mind and always does the exact opposite.
[+5] u/KennytheDoggy: He sold at $316
Thats why
[+5] u/octopus_serenader: oop sk hynix pumping again
[+5] u/OmegaBaita: Shorting grindr now that graham has died
[+5] u/fourfastfoxes: I bought $MSFT puts right at the close
So congratulations bulls in advance
[+5] u/Majestic-Baby-3407: How does Korea market work? Like for real. If spy dropped 22% in one month we would be like at $585 which would be utterly insane.
[+5] u/DesignerSea494: I don’t need to be a trillionaire. I just want to be rich enough I can call a sitting US Senator at any time, day or night, and they pick up the phone after the first ring asking, “What can I do for you, Daddy?”
It’s a simple dream.
[+5] u/Moist-Guava-732: once again almost nowhere is safe to store money
gold down
silver down
stocks down
bonds down
crypto down
oil up .... for now
[+5] u/-bravozulu-: An entire paragraph to say a whole lot of nothing
[+5] u/Colotech: When the ceasefire/deal happened a mth ago and oil prices fell, it didn't make any sense. Why would Iran cave to trump when they were so close to short squeezing oil? Now it makes sense because they needed to give him false hope so that the attacks would stop and give enough time to hit real shortages.
[+5] u/Bizonistic: Can those weak Koreans stop selling for once?
[+5] u/niloony: This never would've happened if Yoon's coup had succeeded and we invaded North Korea.
[+26] u/Own_Wafer_5249: Bears are gonna wake up to +1% lol
[+14] u/TraditionalPhone3992: CPI will be good. Nobody has ever seen such good numbers.
[+13] u/tribalDruid78: Surely all the Koreans liquidated by now and we can resume the endless pump
[+12] u/Current-Function-729: SKHY went up 7%.
Fell 7%.
Went up 7%.
All over 4 hours.
[+11] u/Psychological_Fly109: Bears in utter disbelief
[+10] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: Koreans saved Christmas
[+10] u/JakeColorCarton: What in the W pattern in Nasdaquistan futes
[+9] u/MarginCalledManager: wtf are these green things on the charts rn
[+9] u/Wandering-lurker101: \+1% on the kospi WE ARE SO BACK BABYYYY
[+9] u/edm4un: I was tempted to cash out of memory stocks and I realized I was just reading too many Reddit posts.
[+8] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: all nations want the US to take over and manage the Straits because we're raising the fees from 2% to 20%.
everyone knows that. it's just business logic.
[+8] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: Tomorrow morning is a rare setup where **two major market catalysts hit before the opening bell**:
**8:30 AM ET:** CPI report (headline and core inflation)
**6:45–7:30 AM ET:** Major bank earnings, including **JPMorgan, Bank of America, Citigroup, Wells Fargo, and Goldman Sachs**, all before the open.
👁️🫦👁️
[+8] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: 🚨BREAKING: Ber extinction event is imminent
[+8] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Silly bears think they’ve won. Fellahs, we’ve seen this one before. And a merry 🌮 Tuesday to you!
[+8] u/ChesterfieldK: KOSPI is a clown market this is actually unbelievable lol
[+8] u/lifeiswutumakeit: Lmao Korean president pumping kospi
[+8] u/KarlLachsfeld: Holy shit Koreans with the V on SK Hynix!
[+7] u/Novel-Sprinkles4135: you know its bad when +0.01% futures feel like its mooning
[+7] u/Mattholomeu: We should make korea an honorary country
[+7] u/itsnotshade: FUTES.
Bears don’t look. Just hope core CPI comes in at 4%
[+7] u/legible_print: Man we should just connect Koreans to American payday loan companies
[+6] u/ClaudesSexBot: Born too late to explore the world and fuck Aztec chicks, born to soon to explore space in my own spaceship, born just in time for the 9 to 5 grind and yolo options to try and escape. Fuck me
[+6] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: the sound you are hearing is Axios spinning
[+6] u/NotRllytho: SPY has the diarrhea parasite
[+6] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Which of you regards bought MU @1250, SNDK @2300?
[+5] u/Captain-Vimes: Thankfully my SPCX puts are canceling out my DRAM calls (for now)
[+5] u/Current-Function-729: Trillion dollar company moving a percent every few minutes. God I love Korea!
[+19] u/StraightLion1032: Bers don't wipe, they just poop and pull up their pants and continue their day.
[+17] u/tnguyen5057: Correction over BUY EVERYTHING
[+17] u/lcarltbmx: so deep green tomorrow?
[+16] u/_TryingToBeRational_: Keep buying you degenerate over levered Koreans!
[+15] u/UnitedCup1814: 🥭 is a fucking retard
[+14] u/ebfeebfe: Air raid sirens all across the Middle East sound in celebrations of yet another grant opening of the Strait Of Hormuz.
[+14] u/comrade_777_alt: Memory bols will eat good today.
[+13] u/OilBull: Memory just getting started
[+12] u/amplaoumplasD: Cooked CPI number about to kill bers.
[+12] u/Apprehensive-Okra994: Reddit is the only social platform i have
[+12] u/Thebaxxxx: Dear diary 😔
Pops worked dillgently, for 31 years at the same job. This job was old govey work with a handsome retirement that continued payin wages. Pops had money saved - a modest sum just shy of 100k. But it was that continued pay that really made it nice.
So at age 56, pops was a very aged man. Bald, out of shape. Was once on the college baseball team. A fall from grace for such a man.
Owned the house, the car. Married long term.
But on one fateful day, on the way home from a vacay, he just.. parished. In almost instant end from natural cause.
For 31 years he worked hard - in law enforcement nonetheless. Body and soul. Survived one of the lower life expectancy professions, only to perish before finishing the 2nd year of retirement.
31 years 64,000 hours of work. Only for it all to end when life was supposed to begin.
Its more comfy and mindful to go on setting aside for retirement, watching that balance grow slow, never touching it. Smiling at the thought of it being yours to spend soon.
But this event had changed me. It made me realize how insane life is. A man goes his whole life in front of the most dangerous ppl on earth only to lose to some fukin random health problem which had virtually no means of preventing (hed had a full vital checkup a week before!)
Its an odd thing to think about - he was happy, and didnt have to really grief over it happening as it was his end. But had he known before - it would have ruined him. He would have never worked for so long like that. But he did. He chased that carrot.
So ask yourself - is the benefit of tomorrow worth the sacrifice of today?
[+12] u/AMX_revue: you know the drill here: koreans dump overnight, americans pump, koreans pump overnight, americans dump
[+11] u/WeenieWang_: # bers can only perform the autofellatio ritual so many times...
[+10] u/MajikoiA3When: Hynix going like 10% in a few hours. What the actual fuck bro
[+10] u/StraightLion1032: Yoga pants were not made for everyone. Who is telling these beluga whales this is acceptable. You know damn well you don't do any physical activities. Ain't foolin nobody ol'girl.
[+10] u/elpresidentedeljunta: Actually that fits the definition, yes.
[+9] u/OrangeManBibi: Shrek will show up today right ???
[+9] u/FatFluffyFish: Holy crap, KOSPI did not die wow
[+9] u/ChipWong82: Im a bull, but I don’t trust this premarket pump.
[+9] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: He is declaring a war right before the earnings of his friends. i dont believe this shit even tiny bit
[+8] u/WrexyWrex: Ghey bear getting shafted before bedtime
[+8] u/PixelPhoenixForce: korean stocks swing like shitcoins
[+8] u/ddrsdght: Korea is a Temu Japan
[+8] u/jymacro99: Who likes money? I know bears don't. That's why they're ghey
[+8] u/vCharged: lol just when I was happy I bought puts for the first time in forever….
[+8] u/churnAmex: wtf why is DRAM +16% overnight????
[+8] u/yuno10: Sk Hynix is the first Trillion dollar memestock
[+8] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: we cant have msft green to ruin the entire market
[+7] u/tnguyen5057: My prayers have been answered. THANK YOU GOD
[+7] u/i_simp_f: Best bears:
* care bears
* Berenstain bears
* Chicago bears
* gay bears
[+7] u/ImpossibleTrash7140: Man I am making a FUCKING KILLINNGGG
[+7] u/SolomonKings7: Looks like TACO and pump day incoming
[+7] u/OrangMiskin: MSFT literally can’t have two green days in a row
[+7] u/External_Antelope357: KOSPI is inspired from K-DRAMAS.
[+6] u/Resilience_Technique: Market having a seizure it seems
[+6] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Stonks is not a fun game anymore. On May 28th I was up 96% ytd. Now 2%.
[+6] u/Leading_Form_8485: Wheres that dude who said he bought 30000 shares of soxs. He's gonna have a bad time when he wakes up
[+5] u/Hwangoutpltr: Because they're dragons
[+21] u/kantargi: RIP Mini SaaS Rally
7/13/26 - 7/13/26
Never forget.
[+14] u/desilent: are amerifucks going to sell again on open as it's become the norm now?
[+13] u/Born_Chocolate9295: msft is red. all is right with the world
[+12] u/Orin_n: Holy shet my calls survived kospi. It's a small pump but I'll take it over dumping any day
[+12] u/Kepsoo97: All in Semi!! Paperhands out! Time for the next Rallye 🚀📈
[+12] u/Diligent-Ad-8352: 1.2 million Koreans margin called today wow
[+12] u/xeemyy: Ameririches waking up sipping some Mountain Dew before eating a 1600cal breakfast and ramping up their credit card debts
[+10] u/donefukupped: Lol Samsung now considering an ADR
[+10] u/steem99: Things are happening, and the prices of various stocks will move up and down. Don't say you weren't warned.
[+9] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!!!🐎🎡😭📷🐎🎡🐫🐫🤷🤷🎡🎡📷📷📷😉😉😉⌚️🦧
[+9] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Semifinals should be bullish for semis
[+8] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Need NBIS back to 280 pls
[+8] u/hioman01: Futes are real and straight
[+8] u/NoChain4469: *crouches down with a cigarette on the side walk
[+8] u/hioman01: Bers thought stocks would go down because they bought puts lol
[+8] u/Diligent_Onion_5149: Did something happen or what? Everything is rebounding back? To just sell-off at 08:30 ?
[+8] u/Fit_Set2526: who figures an immigrant is gonna have a pony...
[+8] u/azkxv: Korea market with the multiple intraday 15% swings on SKHY..
[+7] u/xeemyy: good morning euroriches, get ready for 🌮 Tuesday
[+7] u/__nameless____: we're probably going to drop right when US open or when 🥭 speech
[+7] u/desilent: can we get the deserved GOOGL pump today
[+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: My mommy said I’m special 😊😊😊
[+6] u/anonymous_ghost-1: "War, huh, yeah What is it good for? Absolutely stock market"
[+6] u/Illustrious_Rope_874: Korea rejoices for their chance to **~~gamble~~** invest another day
[+6] u/thekid0119: I've got a sneaking suspicion I'll be torching my brokerage account again today.
[+6] u/ZYHUA: Stop losing 5k a day in stock market and debating with your wife is $6 dozen egg too expensive
[+5] u/NYGiants181: 🥭 will happily destroy the world and reign over the ashes..
[+5] u/hioman01: Semi green. Bers LMAO